1 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,341 >> dicky: From hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." 2 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:17,783 tonight, we reveal "people's" sexiest man alive, alison brie, 3 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:25,557 and music from g-easy featuring blackbear. 4 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:28,594 And now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: I'm the host jimmy. 5 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:31,263 Thanks for watching. Thanks for sharing a piece of 6 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:32,631 your life. We have so many important things 7 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:36,769 to get to, including "people's" sexiest man alive, waiting in 8 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:40,272 the wings. Identity top secret. 9 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:44,977 We all had to sign nondisclosure agreements to do this. 10 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,047 If anyone lets anything slip, we all go to jail. 11 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:54,653 Day 14 of the hashtag heard around the world, squattergate. 12 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,424 The president-reject is whining in the west wing. 13 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:02,594 He has canceled his plans to travel to mar-a-lago for 14 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,530 thanksgiving, he seems to be showing no sign that he's ready 15 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:08,100 to leave the white house. In fact, we hardly see him at 16 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:10,769 all anymore. He's not appeared in public 17 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:13,639 since Friday. And has been seen rarely since 18 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:17,743 elect day. And that might have something to 19 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,478 do with his hair. [ laughter ] 20 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,213 maybe you saw this over the weekend. 21 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:25,417 Briefly over the weekend people started to notice that his hair 22 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,786 is suddenly now white, it's completely white. 23 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:32,558 The carpet now matches the supremacy. 24 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,294 [ laughter and applause ] this is what his hair looked 25 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:39,498 like before the election. Now all of a sudden the color is 26 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,969 gone and we have no explanation. I'm not an expert on hair dye or 27 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:48,240 how it works but does it just disappear? 28 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,845 Do you have to reapply it every day like deodorant? 29 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,012 How does this happen all of a sudden? 30 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:56,782 Usually your hair doesn't suddenly turn white unless 31 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,517 you've seen a ghost. [ laughter ] 32 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:05,724 or maybe he saw a vampire. Trump's borat attorney at law, 33 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:10,996 rudy giuliani, is now fully in charge of the trump team legal 34 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:14,166 effort to try to turn this election around. 35 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,069 Multiple lawyers have dropped out. 36 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,570 Multiple cases have been dropped. 37 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,140 "the new york times" reported today that rudy has asked the 38 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:24,710 trump campaign to pay him $20,000 a day for his work. 39 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:28,347 Well, he's the gift that keeps on grifting, isn't he? 40 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,082 [ laughter ] that's a lot of money. 41 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,684 Rudy giuliani denies asking for that much. 42 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,722 He said trump told him they'd work it out at the end. 43 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,557 That's a good thing, that usually goes well. 44 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:43,762 Whether it be a contractor, a porn star, or the irs, donald 45 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,098 trump always pays his debts. [ laughter ] 46 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,801 I guess this explains why trump has been passing the maga hat 47 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,539 around, asking his fans to donate to his legal defense 48 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:54,806 fund. They are bombarding their 49 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,810 supporters with emails like this one that says, one thing has 50 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,548 become clear these last few days, I am the american people's 51 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:07,452 all-time favorite president. [ laughter ] 52 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,320 that's the one thing that's become clear? 53 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,621 [ laughter ] you just lost the election. 54 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,990 Of the two people running, you came in second. 55 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:16,528 And what you took from that is that you're our all-time 56 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:20,199 favorite president. You had to miss he does think 57 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,733 positive. I mean, tomorrow in georgia, 58 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,869 they will finish the recount that's going on there. 59 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:27,906 Tomorrow's also the trump campaign's deadline to request a 60 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:29,975 recount in wisconsin, and that is not cheap. 61 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:34,079 A recount in wisconsin would cost the trump campaign $8 62 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:37,015 million, which is why he's asking his supporters for $16 63 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:40,552 million. [ laughter ] 64 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:43,922 a little walking-around money on the side. 65 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:45,190 [ applause ] listen, the only way wisconsin's 66 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:49,261 getting $8 million from donald trump is if it has sex with him 67 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,495 63 times. [ laughter ] 68 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:54,466 the president's minions are working hard to poison the well. 69 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,935 Senator lindsey graham may have committed a crime. 70 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,538 The georgia secretary of state, who happens to be a republican, 71 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,841 said lindsey graham, senator from south carolina, he has 72 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,677 nothing do with georgia, called him and pressured him to throw 73 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,447 out ballots from certain counties. 74 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,283 Graham claims he was just calling to try to find out how 75 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:15,621 things work, and he called a number of other states, saying 76 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,689 the same thing. One day we'll get the real story 77 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:21,760 about lindsey graham. What we're seeing now makes no 78 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,662 sense at all. In the meantime he's spreading 79 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:27,399 conspiracy theories he knows are bogus and dangerous. 80 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,135 He's one of many republicans who still refuse to acknowledge 81 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,803 publicly that joe biden won the election. 82 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:36,008 Behind the scenes, though, it's a different story. 83 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,611 Lindsey graham better hope donald doesn't see this. 84 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,847 On the senate floor today, senator graham sauntered over. 85 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:46,652 You see he gave a congratulatory fist bump and pat to kamala 86 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,553 harris, our vice president-elect. 87 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:56,094 He's wearing a mask, he's fist bumping ckamala, almost like hes 88 00:04:56,130 --> 00:05:03,035 an unscrupulous opportunist who bends whichever way the wind 89 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,470 blows. They're too frightened to do 90 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,907 this publicly. Come January, what do they think 91 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,242 trump's going to do, hit golf balls at them? 92 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:14,379 He's going to be a crazy old man yelling in florida. 93 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:18,550 Last week, republican senator chuck grassley disagreed with 94 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:22,387 trump and said joe biden should be getting the classified 95 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,589 intelligence briefings he is not getting. 96 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:27,592 Today, senator grassley tested positive for covid-19. 97 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:31,063 So -- maybe trump has some super-spreader powers we don't 98 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,098 know about. [ laughter ] 99 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,366 meanwhile, joe biden is moving forward. 100 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:38,070 He's reportedly told his advisers he doesn't want his 101 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,473 presidency to be consumed by investigations into trump's 102 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,674 corruption. Which is big of him. 103 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:46,945 But -- what about what I want? [ laughter ] 104 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,214 I at least want a mugshot out of this. 105 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,215 [ laughter ] I want to see trump in a 106 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,952 jumpsuit -- [ applause ] 107 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:59,758 -- that matches his skit. They say biden is likely to stay 108 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,828 out of those decisions and leave them to the next attorney 109 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,196 general. Unfortunately for trump the next 110 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:08,567 attorney general is john wick, and he is a vindictive son of a 111 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,035 bitch. [ laughter ] 112 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:15,107 on Thursday night, president barack obama is going to join us 113 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,174 here on our show -- [ cheers and applause ] 114 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,044 -- to talk about his new book "the promised land." 115 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:22,080 I've been reading this book. One of the things that's 116 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:26,218 interesting is, obama reminds us that before we had a donald 117 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:30,088 trump, we had a sarah palin who burst on the scene as a running 118 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:35,527 mate to john mccain. Obama credits sarah palin with 119 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:40,198 ushering in this new era of stupidity and justice for all. 120 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:47,873 Last night alaska's most notorious hockey mom stopped by 121 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,508 "hannity." >> there's proof after proof 122 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:54,880 after proof that he is a purveyor of untruths. 123 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,716 Urcountry has to be seekers of truth, we have to be willing to 124 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,653 follow truth. There are so many untruths 125 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,688 barack obama is leading people towards still. 126 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:04,923 >> jimmy: It's good to have her back, isn't it? 127 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:05,891 [ laughter ] it's so brazen. 128 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:09,661 It's remarkable. I think what she meant to say 129 00:07:09,696 --> 00:07:12,564 was this. >> our country has to love 130 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,966 truth. We have to be seekers of truth. 131 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,501 We have to be willing to follow truth. 132 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:20,005 And there are so many untruths that donald trump is leading 133 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,274 people towards still. >> jimmy: That's better, right, 134 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:27,279 great to see you again, sarah. Now back into the igloo. 135 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:31,750 [ applause ] tonight on abc "the 136 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,419 bachelorette," tayshia moved one step closer to finding the man 137 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,521 she will definitely not marry. [ laughter ] 138 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:41,593 because of covid, this whole season has been -- they put them 139 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,529 all at a hotel in the desert. I think they're running out of 140 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,865 stuff to do. For the group date they did what 141 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,501 they call the grown-ass man challenge. 142 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:50,335 Which was just as dumb as it sounds. 143 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:54,706 [ laughter ] and also, once the words 144 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:59,144 "grown-ass man" were introduced, the people on the show could not 145 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,812 stop saying it. >> yeah, I think I'm, you know, 146 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:05,217 in the sort of upper echelon in terms of being a grown ass man. 147 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:09,788 >> does a grown ass man not compete in a physical 148 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,423 competition? >> I feel confident I'm a grown 149 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,625 ass man. >> that's not the kind of grown 150 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,095 ass man she needs to be with. >> all the confidence in being a 151 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,797 grown ass man. >> part of being a grown ass man 152 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,800 is being romantic. >> grown ass men have manners. 153 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:27,639 >> a grown ass man is kind. >> being a grown ass man -- 154 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,910 >> in my mind, grown ass men don't do that thing. 155 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,846 >> I'm looking for a broken ass man. 156 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:40,118 >> I do not appreciate that as a man, as a grown ass man, right 157 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,187 now. [ laughter and applause ] 158 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,189 >> jimmy: Like an aquarium of imbeciles. 159 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:48,293 That would be a good show, right? 160 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,295 "aquarium of imbeciles" after "the bachelor." 161 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,865 much of the focus was on a bachelor named bennett, who 162 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:57,769 claims he went to harvard. When it came to the written test 163 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:01,806 portion of the grown-ass man challenge, bennett's results put 164 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,608 that pedigree into question. >> at what time will you get to 165 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:08,780 the date? Flip them over. 166 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:16,254 9:17, 9:17, 9:17, bennett? 9:07? 167 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:27,933 The correct answer is 9:17. >> the correct answer is 15. 168 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:31,069 >> spell limousine. Three, two, one. 169 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:36,875 Bennett forgot the "u." >> jimmy: He just got out of 170 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,643 one. I wonder if they edited that to 171 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,546 make it look worse. I would love to invite bennett 172 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,782 to take a quiz live on this show. 173 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,385 I think he deserves a make-up exam, right? 174 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,487 >> guillermo: Right, jimmy, yes, yes. 175 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:51,790 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: By the way, if he 176 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,825 fails, we'll take his harvard diploma away. 177 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,127 >> guillermo: All right, good idea. 178 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,929 >> jimmy: It's time for the main event. 179 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,599 Are you ready to meet the sexiest man alive? 180 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,134 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: This year the 35th 181 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:07,472 anniversary of "people's" sexiest man alive issue, it 182 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,608 comes outed from. Even the president weighed in on 183 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,109 it today. He wrote, I won this election by 184 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,243 a lot. Maybe he did. 185 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:17,015 We're going to find out. The gorgeous hunk of man marble 186 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,618 who won is with us tonight. He's in disguise. 187 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:22,087 We're going to let viewers at home try to guess who he is. 188 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:26,491 Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, for the year 2020, 189 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:30,562 "people's" sexiest man alive! [ cheers and applause ] 190 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:39,204 >> jimmy: Wow. Sexiest man, we're over here. 191 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:45,877 ♪ ♪ 192 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:49,748 >> jimmy: Wow. I haven't given a handshake in a 193 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:55,787 while. So you're also the safest man 194 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,988 alive. [ laughter ] 195 00:10:57,024 --> 00:11:00,759 so we've altered your voice. Go ahead and talk so we can hear 196 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,461 what it sounds like. >> what do I sound like? 197 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,731 >> hope we've altered your voice or else we're all in a lot of 198 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,565 trouble. [ laughter ] 199 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:11,670 anyway. I can tell, even through the 200 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,639 hazmat suit, you are smolderingly handsome. 201 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:19,177 We're going to let some of our members of our home audience ask 202 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,347 yes-or-no questions, then hopefully they'll guess who you 203 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,016 are, all right, sexiest man? >> sounds good. 204 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,751 >> jimmy: All right. Hello, let's put somebody up on 205 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,987 the screen. Hi, what's your name? 206 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:34,726 >> hi, I'm -- >> jimmy: I see it, dewy. 207 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,662 A yes-or-no question for the sexiest man alive? 208 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:41,433 >> do you work in film? >> yes. 209 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:46,771 >> jimmy: Yes. Would you care to take a guess? 210 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:51,009 >> no. >> jimmy: Okay. 211 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:51,943 [ laughter ] next question. 212 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,912 Patrick in las vegas. >> hello. 213 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,613 >> jimmy: Patrick, go ahead. >> hi. 214 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,782 >> jimmy: Ask a question of the sexiest man. 215 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:03,722 >> okay, my question is, are you in avenger movies? 216 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:04,622 >> jimmy: Are you an avenger in movies? 217 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,525 >> no. >> jimmy: Not an avenger in 218 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,962 movies. You seem shocked, patrick, but 219 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,098 that was only the second question. 220 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,735 All right, next question is from? 221 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,436 Cheyenne, also in las vegas. Hi, cheyenne. 222 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:22,107 >> hi! Do you have -- no, no. 223 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:30,815 Are you married? >> no. 224 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,784 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: No, he is not married. 225 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:33,585 Would you marry him sight unseen? 226 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,220 >> oh, yeah. I love the suit. 227 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,990 >> jimmy: Okay. [ laughter ] 228 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,458 next? Marley, hi, marley. 229 00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:47,565 >> hi. Let's see. 230 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:54,873 Do you have a celebrity sibling or parent? 231 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,341 >> no. >> jimmy: No. 232 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,410 Good question, though, marley. All right. 233 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:05,550 Works in film, not an avenger, is not married, does not have a 234 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,319 celebrity sibling. Let's go to the next question. 235 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:12,390 Tessie, hi. >> hi. 236 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,192 Okay. Have you ever been in a romantic 237 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,762 relationship with taylor swift? [ laughter ] 238 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:24,068 >> jimmy: Is that for me or for the sexiest man? 239 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,070 [ laughter ] >> the sexiest man. 240 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,838 >> that's pretty specific, but -- no. 241 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:32,811 >> jimmy: No, no. Next? 242 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,412 Hi, erin, go ahead. >> hi. 243 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,749 Okay, my question is, do you have over 5 million instagram 244 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:42,821 followers? >> jimmy: Oh. 245 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:48,459 >> no shade, no shade. >> yes. 246 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,396 [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: Do you want to take a 247 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:58,236 guess, erin? >> I would -- channing tatum? 248 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,437 >> jimmy: Are you channing tatum? 249 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,840 >> nah. >> jimmy: Not channing tatum. 250 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,877 All right, we're going to get a hint from guillermo. 251 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,712 Guillermo? >> guillermo: One day I had a 252 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,315 dream about him. [ laughter ] 253 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:15,987 >> jimmy: Okay. All right. 254 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,624 All right, let's meet our next questioner. 255 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:26,030 Herbie, hi. >> did you play aquaman? 256 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,266 >> no. >> jimmy: No, he did not play 257 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,035 aquaman. Sorry, herbie. 258 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:35,940 Next? Lisa. 259 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,775 Hi, lisa. >> hello. 260 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,646 >> jimmy: Hi, I'm here with not-aquaman. 261 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,847 >> okay, that's takes one off the list. 262 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:47,886 Are you known for being funny? >> jimmy: Are you known for 263 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:48,753 being funny. >> no. 264 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:54,659 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: You're funny but 265 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,062 that's not your number one thing, okay, all right. 266 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,032 Next? Ashley? 267 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:10,275 >> oh, hey, y'all. Do you have any childrren, as w 268 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,244 would say in the south? >> no children for me. 269 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:17,282 >> jimmy: Document to take a guess, ashley? 270 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,252 >> sure. Is it michael b. Jordan? 271 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,656 >> how do I answer that? >> jimmy: Are you michael b. 272 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,623 Jordan? >> yeah, I am. 273 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:37,035 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: Yes, he is. 274 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,337 Look at this. >> oh my god! 275 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,107 >> jimmy: Sexiest man alive! Michael b. Jordan! 276 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:50,615 Well done, ashley. There you go. 277 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,749 Wow. Well done. 278 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:52,884 [ cheers and applause ] he's sexy, he's alive, and we'll 279 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:57,155 be right back with michael b. Jordan so stick around! 280 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:09,901 [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 281 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,569 >> jimmy: Oh, welcome back to the show. 282 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,807 Tonight alison brie is with us. And then later, his song is 283 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,877 called "hate the way." music from g-eazy with 284 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,145 blackbear. [ cheers and applause ] 285 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:25,183 tomorrow night, goldie hawn and alex winter will be with us with 286 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:38,796 music from beehive ba-doo-bee. And a special appearance from 287 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:45,670 iron mike tyson. And the 44th president of these 288 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,807 united states, barack obama, will be with us promoting his 289 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,743 new line of shapewear for men. Moments ago, our first guest was 290 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,512 bestowed with the most prestigious honor available to 291 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,049 humankind. Whether president trump accepts 292 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,852 his victory or not. Please say hello to michael b. 293 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:08,860 Jordan! [ cheers and applause ] 294 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,562 ♪ >> jimmy: Welcome. 295 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,797 Good to have you. Thanks for coming. 296 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,500 >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: By the way, you look 297 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,667 fantastic. >> thank you. 298 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,337 >> jimmy: Do you feel more pressure now to look good now 299 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,438 that you are the sexiest man alive? 300 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,274 >> I think the expectation now is -- it's a little 301 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,509 unreasonable. Just a little bit. 302 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,779 But it's a cool title to have. >> jimmy: How do you find out? 303 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,915 How does the news come to you? >> for me, I was in the car. 304 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:36,587 I was driving one of my boys -- we were going on an errand. 305 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,224 My publicist and my manager gives me a call. 306 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,793 You know, first thing -- they're on speakerphone. 307 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,897 Who are you with? I'm like, I'm with bryce. 308 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,232 He's like, okay, bryce is family, he can know. 309 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,067 Okay, cool. Because they keep this super, 310 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,102 super -- >> jimmy: Oh, yeah. 311 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:54,906 >> under lock and key. They told me the news and it was 312 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:55,673 a moment like, [ bleep ], really? 313 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,176 Me? [ laughter ] 314 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,079 yeah, you. They kind of had this little 315 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,146 banter back and forth. But it was a cool moment. 316 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:07,919 >> jimmy: I bet it was. Did bryce immediately start 317 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,488 making fun of you or did he wait? 318 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,656 [ laughter ] >> he waited until they hung up 319 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,559 the phone, then he immediately started cracking jokes. 320 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,394 [ laughter ] that's the thing. 321 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,897 Sexiest man, that's cool to everybody else, but anybody who 322 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,333 really knows you, that's just another way they can give jabs 323 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,835 to you. >> jimmy: Oh, yeah. 324 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,169 That's when you wish you had no friends. 325 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,006 >> exactly, exactly. With friends like this, why do 326 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,975 you need enemies? You don't need enemies with 327 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,377 friends like this. >> jimmy: You were excited, I 328 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,280 have to say I was also excited about this. 329 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,015 I don't know if you remember this, in January when you were 330 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,819 here, back in people were allowed to come see the show -- 331 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,355 >> you guys are people. [ cheers and applause ] 332 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:54,365 >> jimmy: This happened. So I say all week, michael b. 333 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,170 Jordan will be here. Every time I've said it all the 334 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,705 women in the audience each night -- 335 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,639 [ cheers and applause ] they did that. 336 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,541 They did that. >> that's pretty cool. 337 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,812 >> jimmy: I think you might be front-runner for sexiest man 338 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,647 alive this year. [ cheers and applause ] 339 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,483 >> amen. Somebody write it in. 340 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,384 Somebody. I love it. 341 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,485 >> jimmy: I am so pleased with myself. 342 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:19,891 [ cheers and applause ] I didn't just make a call, I 343 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:24,128 feel like I put it out in the universe and the universe said 344 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,396 yes, that's correct, he is the sexiest man. 345 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:30,134 >> that's how it should be. Throw it out in the universe and 346 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:38,342 conspire to make things happen. >> jimmy: My esp, extra sexiest 347 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,779 perception, only time I've used it but it really works. 348 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,315 All right, so you're the sexiest, and that's it, nobody's 349 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,785 going to challenge you. >> enjoy this one. 350 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,856 >> jimmy: In the magazine, well, first of all -- you know, each 351 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,791 year gets a sexy person. And look at that. 352 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,393 I happen to be the sexiest person -- 353 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,863 >> what year was that? >> jimmy: No, this is this year. 354 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,065 >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: The sexiest 355 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,701 53-year-old in the world. [ cheers and applause ] 356 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,169 >> okay, all right. We're sharing that title. 357 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,737 I like that. >> jimmy: But I think even maybe 358 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:13,177 more rewarding for you is look, michael jordan is the tiny 359 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,446 little sexy person, and you're the big sexy person. 360 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,716 [ cheers and applause ] >> I'll take that. 361 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,887 I'm not going to have too many of those over m.J., I'm going to 362 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,656 take that one. >> jimmy: Maybe he will start 363 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,693 having to use his middle initial. 364 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,828 This is exciting. So besides being sexy, are you 365 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,999 working on a movie right now? Are you in quarantine? 366 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,567 What's going on? >> quarantine was definitely, 367 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,104 you know, a time I'm pretty sure everybody experienced it 368 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,372 differently. It was tough. 369 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:46,143 But, you know, I stayed working. I'm prepping for this movie I'm 370 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:48,045 doing with denzel washington. He's directing. 371 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,214 >> jimmy: Oh, a former sexiest man alive. 372 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,318 >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: Maybe future sexiest 373 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,620 man alive. >> yeah, bring him back around. 374 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,021 You know, he's directing this one. 375 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,157 It's called "journal for jordan." 376 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,626 I'm a soldier, playing a soldier. 377 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:07,632 It's a love story based on this woman named dana kennedy and her 378 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,899 relationship with her husband, who passed away. 379 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:14,272 He wrote a journal for his son that -- how to be a man, how to 380 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,040 treat a bomb. >> jimmy: Really? 381 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,475 Wow. >> how he met his mother. 382 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,244 Because he was afraid he wasn't going to make it back from the 383 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,179 war in afghanistan. It's a true story. 384 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:26,150 It's very emotional. And I'm honored to be taking on 385 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,985 this character. >> jimmy: I bet that's got to be 386 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:28,419 exciting. To be playing the character for 387 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,487 sure. >> yes. 388 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,623 >> jimmy: But also working with denzel washington. 389 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,260 I mean, do you ever get over the fact that it's denzel 390 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,662 washington? Because I have a lot of 391 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,599 celebrities that come here, and I will say, over and over again, 392 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,202 when he's here I think, oh, yeah, that's denzel washington. 393 00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:48,773 >> I mean, you can't really -- I mean, it's denzel, right? 394 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,676 There's a part of you that's always kind of looking at him 395 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:55,479 like, man, that's lonzo from "training day." 396 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,715 that's the guy. And he's a mentor and idol. 397 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:02,086 But he doesn't like the praise. He's a very humble guy. 398 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:06,157 He puts his pants on one leg at a time, he'd be the first did to 399 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:09,293 tell you. Every so often he'll speak in 400 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:13,698 these -- not quotes, but you know, just -- just little quotes 401 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,933 here and there. You're like, oh, yeah that's 402 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:21,605 something denzel would say. Just like, you know -- "the rain 403 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,442 only comes down on Tuesday, but on Wednesday the sun will shine 404 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,543 again." everybody's like, oh, man, 405 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:28,512 that's profound. [ laughter ] 406 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:33,951 you try to figure out exactly what that means. 407 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,686 But, I mean, he's a solid guy, man. 408 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,754 Our relationship has definitely grown a lot. 409 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,890 >> jimmy: We are going to take a break, come back. 410 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,793 "people" magazine's sexiest man alive, michael b. Jordan, is 411 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,895 >> dicky: Portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you 412 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,832 by bailey's red velvet. [ cheers and applause ] 413 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:59,043 ♪ >> jimmy: Welcome back. 414 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,779 We are here with michael b. Jordan. 415 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,215 We've gone over the sexy stuff repeatedly. 416 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:05,850 >> yes. >> jimmy: You posted something 417 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,252 on instagram. I have a little bit of a bone to 418 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,254 pick. You wanted -- the message was 419 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:11,422 good. You told people to vote early. 420 00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:14,759 But I feel like you may have stolen this from one of my 421 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:22,266 instagram posts. [ laughter ] 422 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,702 which was similar. You should have seen me shooting 423 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,071 that today in my office. Laying on the ground. 424 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:31,041 My assistant sitting there, I've got my shirt off, it was 425 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:36,580 definitely an hr violation. [ laughter ] 426 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,716 >> like whoa! Everything's okay here? 427 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,119 No, that's funny. But you know, I was just trying 428 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,721 to use my body for good, you know. 429 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:47,425 >> jimmy: I now what you mean. You know this is going to get 430 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,828 attention, might as well have some positive thing. 431 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,096 >> exactly. Especially when you're trying to 432 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:58,903 find organic -- not organic, but not-forced ways to get people to 433 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,171 vote. Hopefully it worked. 434 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,174 >> jimmy: It seeps like maybe it did, I don't know, unless you 435 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,409 were voting for trump. >> I did my part. 436 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,545 >> jimmy: You did your part. >> I did my part. 437 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,747 >> jimmy: And your moustache is still with you. 438 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,682 The moustache at one time was quite a bit thicker, even. 439 00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:15,753 >> yeah, the moustache. >> jimmy: It was almost -- oh, 440 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:19,623 wow, that's beyond steve harvey-level mustache. 441 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,492 [ laughter ] >> yeah, I want to challenge him 442 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:27,431 to a mustache -- no, it's -- I never had time to actually sit 443 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,700 in one place and grow my facial hair where I didn't have to get 444 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:33,237 it groomed or manicured or anything like that to do press 445 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,307 or shoot a character. During quarantine I wanted to 446 00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,508 see how much hair I could actually grow. 447 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:41,145 >> jimmy: Yeah, it's a weird thing you want to know, yeah. 448 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,546 >> his name's murphy. >> jimmy: You named him? 449 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,549 [ laughter ] >> named murphy. 450 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:49,086 Murph nor short, you know what I'm saying? 451 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:52,957 Got an only fans account. >> jimmy: An only fans account? 452 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,793 >> eating food, all kinds of crazy stuff, it's going to get 453 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,027 wild. >> jimmy: You could probably 454 00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:04,101 make $250,000 a year if your moustache had an only fans one. 455 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:07,104 >> I'm going to start one. All proceeds going toward a 456 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,772 barber school. During quarantine, so many 457 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:11,208 businesses and schools -- >> jimmy: That's good. 458 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,812 You're going to do that? >> yeah, it's a thing. 459 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,514 >> jimmy: Oh, excellent. [ cheers and applause ] 460 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,682 >> my barber joe and the whole team. 461 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,452 We've been plotting on that. We're going to work the system. 462 00:25:21,487 --> 00:25:25,789 >> jimmy: Do you have a movie that's in the can right now? 463 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:29,527 What's the next one coming out? >> it's called "without 464 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,195 remorse." a tom clancy novel. 465 00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,163 >> jimmy: Wow, really? Wow, that's a big deal. 466 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,366 >> it is, it is. I was really excited about it. 467 00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:40,871 It's pretty much the prequel and the origin story to "rainbow 6" 468 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,072 if you're familiar with that video game. 469 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:46,010 As a kid I played it a lot. It was exciting to take on the 470 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:50,948 role of john kelly/john clark. We shot it in germany right 471 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:54,118 before the pandemic kind of hit, so that was the last thing I 472 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,352 did. We spent all quarantine figuring 473 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,622 out new ways, how to edit and post and put that thing 474 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,291 together. We got it done. 475 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:05,763 It's coming out soon. On amazon. 476 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:07,164 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: Did you enjoy germany? 477 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:11,769 >> germany's amazing. I always heard amazing things 478 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,171 about berlin specifically. As a kid I always wanted to 479 00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,639 drive on the autobahn. >> jimmy: Oh. 480 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,142 Did you do it? >> I had to. 481 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,244 I rented a lamborghini. >> jimmy: Oh, really. 482 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,280 Did they know why you were renting it when you were renting 483 00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:26,183 it? >> I think they know when 484 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:29,019 tourists come, people come from out of town, they rent a really 485 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:32,122 exotic car? I think they know. 486 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:34,158 >> jimmy: "I'll take the insurance." 487 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:35,693 >> yeah, take the insurance on this one. 488 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:40,064 It was really cool, you really understand why they have such 489 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,233 low car accidents. In germany. 490 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:46,537 When you're actually speeding, people will get out of your way. 491 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,806 They know it. They're very courteous when 492 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,608 you're driving. Here everybody's all crazy, 493 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,611 they're in the passing lane, they're driving slow. 494 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,715 >> jimmy: How fast did you go? >> 203, I think. 495 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:01,785 I think I maxed out -- >> jimmy: Miles per hour? 496 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,321 >> miles per hour. 203 miles per hour. 497 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:08,993 Other cars, some station wagon that's like all souped up, 498 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,195 they're going like 140. And then you come by and you two 499 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:15,265 are going at it and stuff. >> jimmy: Is that when you and 500 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,734 bryce got the call from "people" magazine? 501 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,670 [ laughter ] >> no, no. 502 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:22,239 That was -- me and -- that was my boy leo. 503 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:24,708 Me and leo were out there. >> jimmy: All right. 504 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,211 Don't drive that fast here in the united states. 505 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:29,013 >> no, no. It's a risk out here. 506 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:33,417 >> jimmy: This is it, "people" magazine's sexiest man alive 507 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:36,020 issue comes out Friday. Michael b. Jordan. 508 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,288 Be right back with alison brie! [ cheers and applause ] 509 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:48,098 ♪ >> jimmy: Hi, welcome back to 510 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,601 the show. Music from g-eazy with blackbear 511 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:53,003 is on the way. You know our next guest from 512 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:58,776 many excellent shows of note, including "community," "mad 513 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:04,882 men," and "glow." her holiday movie "happiest 514 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,083 season" premieres on hulu a week from tomorrow. 515 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:12,222 Please say hello to alison brie! [ cheers and applause ] 516 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:18,128 ♪ >> jimmy: Well, you look great. 517 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,263 Thanks for being here. >> thank you for having me. 518 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,964 >> jimmy: Have you been getting out? 519 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,266 Is this a rare -- >> no. 520 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,367 >> jimmy: Yeah. I know. 521 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:26,270 I feel like people are happy to see me for a change. 522 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,404 [ laughter ] >> yes. 523 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,874 It's so exciting. I'm all dressed up. 524 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:35,646 This is my second time out and this level of dressed up in 525 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,715 about eight months. >> jimmy: What was the other 526 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,149 time? >> Sunday for the people's 527 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,818 choice awards. >> jimmy: Oh, the people's 528 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,854 choice awards, yes. >> I introduced justin bieber's 529 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,824 performance. So it was a pretty big deal. 530 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,793 >> jimmy: Oh. Was that exciting? 531 00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:52,029 >> in theory, it was exciting. You know. 532 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,165 My mom's like, so you met justin bieber? 533 00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,669 I'm like, no, mom, it's covid. I was smuggled there in a car 534 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:01,438 and like kept outside in the dark and then like walk the 535 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:05,609 through a dark pathway seeing nobody except a guy in like 536 00:29:05,644 --> 00:29:08,078 three masks. And I was glad they were being 537 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,446 very safe. >> jimmy: Yeah, right, but yeah, 538 00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,415 you don't really -- >> it was very bizarre. 539 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:16,120 >> jimmy: You might not even haved met him had it been a 540 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,255 regular time, let's be honest. [ laughter ] 541 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,256 >> this is true. >> jimmy: There's a bieber 542 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,390 bubble that is difficult to penetrate. 543 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:26,063 >> there definitely is. >> jimmy: Have you ever met him? 544 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,899 >> I can confirm -- no, but this was my second brush with bieber. 545 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:34,605 >> jimmy: Oh! >> in which we -- we almost met. 546 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:40,377 The first time -- the first time. 547 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:42,045 I would say a couple of years ago. 548 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:46,650 My husband dave, who's an actor -- 549 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:50,487 >> jimmy: Dave trafranco, delightful young man, yes. 550 00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:52,089 [ cheers and applause ] >> he was shooting a movie in 551 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,626 Italy, he had a few days off. I flew out to meet him, we went 552 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:58,929 to this very small, remote town to stay at this little hotel 553 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:03,467 that we had stayed ought once before for a weekend getaway. 554 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,004 And the first clue things were awry when we pulled up, there 555 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:11,208 was like a large group of young women standing outside the 556 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:16,680 entrance of the hotel to which I was like, babe -- do people -- 557 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:18,048 did you advertise we were coming? 558 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,650 Dave's a little bit of a heartthrob. 559 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:24,588 >> jimmy: Sure, yeah. >> did these women follow you 560 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,256 around to Italy? Is this what your shooting 561 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,525 experience has been like? He's like, I don't know. 562 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:34,398 When we were laying by the pool there were helicopters and 563 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,099 drones. I'm like, this place has really 564 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,401 changed, I don't know what happened. 565 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,504 Hours go by, it's 5:00 p.M. No one's there. 566 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,172 Everyone's left. Dave and I are the last people 567 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,474 at the pool. We're buried in our books. 568 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,879 I sort of hear a young gentleman come out to the pool. 569 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:52,015 I hear him order some food. I'm always eavesdropping on 570 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:56,086 people by the pool. If you ever see me at a pool, I 571 00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,555 can't help it. I'm trying to read, but 572 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:01,725 meanwhile I'm like, she's divorcing him? 573 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,893 After he bought her those boobs? What? 574 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:10,601 No way! Oh my god. 575 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:18,308 [ laughter ] so similarly we're out there, 576 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,476 I'm like, penne pasta, good choice. 577 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,477 >> jimmy: That's what he ordered? 578 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:21,578 >> that's what he ordered which was confirmed. 579 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:24,815 The guy gets in the pool. I can't see him, I've been 580 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:25,916 reading. He starts singing to himself. 581 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:29,987 This guy is just in the pool swimming and singing. 582 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:35,459 ♪ penne pasta penne pasta penne ♪ 583 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:41,098 I'm like bopping along. I look to dave, he's clocking 584 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,600 who the guy is. The look on his face, I'm like, 585 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:45,168 who is it? Do we know him? 586 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:49,273 Dave is like, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. 587 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,574 [ laughter ] so sure enough I pop the book 588 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:54,811 up, and there's bieber taking a little swim break on the end, 589 00:31:54,847 --> 00:31:57,114 just singing about his pasta. >> jimmy: Singing about his 590 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,282 pasta. [ laughter ] 591 00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:03,620 >> I have to say that it was delightful in the moment. 592 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,822 >> jimmy: What? >> but hours later, you know, 593 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:10,193 dave and I are like brushing our teeth, getting ready for bed. 594 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:14,097 The two of us just -- ♪ penne pasta 595 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,833 to this day we're just like -- it was catchy. 596 00:32:16,869 --> 00:32:20,804 He's got a gift for music. [ laughter ] 597 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,274 my opinion. >> jimmy: That's not the song he 598 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,042 did at the people's choice awards? 599 00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,843 >> it's not, no. >> jimmy: Okay. 600 00:32:26,879 --> 00:32:28,145 >> but I wouldn't write it off. [ laughter ] 601 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:33,083 that single comes out I'm going to be like, I was there at the 602 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,451 impetus. >> jimmy: Wouldn't it be great 603 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:36,787 if he just puts that song on an album and people are like, 604 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:39,323 there's something wrong, I think, with justin bieber? 605 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:43,694 >> I don't know, it's catchy. I'm telling you, I've been 606 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,495 singing it for toward years. [ laughter ] 607 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:49,599 >> jimmy: It's gone on for quite some time. 608 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:53,704 ♪ pennepenne pasta >> jimmy: You're in this 609 00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:57,674 christmas movie, huge cast. >> kristen stewart. 610 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:02,512 Mckenzie davis. Mary stein bear jen. 611 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:03,647 Victor garber. Dan levy. 612 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:07,250 >> jimmy: Lots of people. >> you name them, they're in 613 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:09,052 this. >> jimmy: When do you shoot this 614 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,087 christmas movie? >> we shot it in pittsburgh in 615 00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,923 February right before everything shut down. 616 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,191 >> jimmy: It's nowhere near christmas? 617 00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:18,095 >> well, it was right after christmas. 618 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,163 >> jimmy: Even worse in a way, even worse. 619 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:23,867 People are really drained of christmas, right? 620 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,836 >> it was endless christmas for all of us. 621 00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,205 >> jimmy: Twan endless christmas. 622 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,573 >> in the snow in pittsburgh. It was great. 623 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,909 >> jimmy: You were able to get into the spirit even though it's 624 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:35,812 February, or not? >> definitely. 625 00:33:35,848 --> 00:33:38,749 We could get in the spirit. I mean, my character is very 626 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:42,419 upigt tight. So I play mckenzie davis' elder 627 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:45,522 sister. We're very competitive with one 628 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,957 another. And so I didn't really have to 629 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:50,460 get into the christmas spirit as much, because we're sort of like 630 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:53,730 really contending for our parents' love and affection. 631 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:58,602 And to just -- basically escalates throughout the whole 632 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:04,674 film until fulfills fighting. >> jimmy: You and dave made a 633 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,742 couple movies together? >> yeah. 634 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:07,411 >> jimmy: One of them came out over the summer. 635 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:11,348 >> yes, the movie that dave wrote and directed, "rental." 636 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,184 >> jimmy: Did you find that you worked well together? 637 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:17,254 >> yeah. >> jimmy: You did, okay, good. 638 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,388 Sometimes people don't, you know? 639 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,924 >> oh no. We -- you know, dave and I are 640 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:24,961 very similar in terms of wanting to do a lot of prep work. 641 00:34:24,997 --> 00:34:26,897 We like to really prepare. >> jimmy: How do you prepare? 642 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,066 How did you prepare? >> well, jimmy, it's interesting 643 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,167 that you ask. [ laughter ] 644 00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:35,105 >> jimmy: Yes, isn't it? >> you know, for dave's movie 645 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:39,276 "the rental," there's -- it's a group of people away on a 646 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,978 vacation, they end up all doing molly. 647 00:34:42,014 --> 00:34:44,114 Which is sort of like -- >> jimmy: My wife? 648 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,216 [ laughter ] >> no, no. 649 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,385 >> jimmy: Oh, the drugs? >> it's a drug, it's a drug. 650 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:52,289 >> jimmy: Okay. Well. 651 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:56,460 I've got to see this movie! Seems like you should have told 652 00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:00,097 me this off the air. >> I don't know if everybody can 653 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:04,668 relate to this, only jimmy. So to prepare for the movie, you 654 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:08,238 know, dave really wanted it to be very realistic. 655 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,707 And my performance, my character, does molly in the 656 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:11,975 movie. >> jimmy: Okay. 657 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:16,847 >> in the nerdiest way we sort of booked a hotel room in ojai, 658 00:35:16,882 --> 00:35:20,684 cleared our schedules, went out there, had a little molly are 659 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,787 'twas the night we were going to do it, we had a whole plan. 660 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,723 And then something happened. There was a work emergency. 661 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:30,627 And dave was going to have to be on these calls all night. 662 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:34,965 He's the director of the movie, he's putting in prep, getting it 663 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,234 together. We sat there, I guess you can't 664 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:38,768 do the molly. He's like, I don't know, there's 665 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,471 no time, we start shooting in the week, there's no other time 666 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,740 to do the molly -- you're going to have to do it yourself. 667 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:50,947 [ laughter ] and I was like -- okay. 668 00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:53,917 So then the rest of the night it was just me on molly. 669 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:57,287 In a hotel room. And dave's like out on the 670 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,456 balcony on work calls or watching basketball. 671 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:03,360 And I was just dancing in the hotel room for like five hours 672 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,095 being like, I don't know if I'm feeling it! 673 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:08,832 I'm not feeling it! >> jimmy: What? 674 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,300 [ laughter ] that's supposed to happen in the 675 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,369 movie, not in the real-life part of it. 676 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:15,906 >> it happened in the movie too. We did both. 677 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:16,940 >> jimmy: It's very good to see you. 678 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,508 The movie is called "happiest season." 679 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:21,311 it's on hulu starting a week from tomorrow. 680 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:22,579 Alison brie. Thank you, alison. 681 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,515 [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with g-eazy! 682 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:38,395 >> jimmy: Thanks to michael b. Jordan and alison brie. 683 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:41,031 Apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, 684 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,566 the song is called "hate the way" with a little help from 685 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:53,944 blackbear, g-eazy! ♪ 686 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:55,478 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you 687 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:59,382 yeah I know I'm crazy but you're sick too ♪ 688 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:02,686 even after everything we've been through 689 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:06,089 thought I was the one with all the issues ♪ 690 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:09,960 ♪ and every time I leave it's too long 691 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,695 and every time I leave it's all wrong you know ♪ 692 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,064 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you 693 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:17,634 I hate the way the way I always miss you ♪ 694 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:18,935 ♪ yeah made a promise to myself 695 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:20,036 a promise I should stick to ♪ 696 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:23,440 ♪ talking to myself I said I promise I would quit you 697 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,041 I been trying to let go but it's powerful ♪ 698 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:28,245 ♪ it grips you first you think you 699 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,180 got control until I see you cant resist you ♪ 700 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:36,419 ♪ know I got my issues some I won't admit to 701 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:37,520 answers everybody wants to fix you ♪ 702 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,923 ♪ got this magic eight ball but I ain't got no crystal 703 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,625 just don't fall in courtney love and don't ♪ 704 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,060 ♪ go cobain with no pistol it don't take a psychic 705 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,795 or scientist to know that and why the the minute ♪ 706 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:48,732 ♪ I see you I always go back the definition of insanity 707 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,268 is yeah I know that I had 100 chances to ♪ 708 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:52,802 ♪ move on I always I always blow that 709 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:58,108 yeah I can't seem to find out what's the issue ♪ 710 00:37:58,143 --> 00:37:58,908 ♪ see your face on my explore and then 711 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:02,145 I miss you I said I was ♪ 712 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,913 ♪ finished with you I said I hate the way 713 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:07,150 I always miss you I hate the way the way ♪ 714 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,385 ♪ I always miss you yeah I know I'm crazy 715 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:10,453 but you're sick too even after everything ♪ 716 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,689 ♪ we've been through thought I was the one 717 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:15,592 with all the issues and every time I leave ♪ 718 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,394 ♪ it's too long and every time I leave 719 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:21,064 it's all wrong I hate the way the way ♪ 720 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:25,302 ♪ I always miss you I hate the way the way I always 721 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:29,873 miss you ♪ ♪ yeah yeah ♪ 722 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,777 ♪ lie to myself every time I say that I'm done with you ♪ 723 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:39,115 ♪ days pass slower than one with you ♪ 724 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,951 ♪ two days passed this feeling like a week 725 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,087 this is stressful ♪ ♪ I swear all these 726 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,055 helping hands ain't even helpful 727 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,056 wishing I was closer ♪ ♪ to you wish you 728 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:47,624 wasn't distant wishing I was with you 729 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,025 still wish this ♪ ♪ was different 730 00:38:49,061 --> 00:38:50,160 wishing we could travel back in time and 731 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:50,927 we can switch it ♪ ♪ all this pain wishing 732 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:51,995 it was something that could fix it 733 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:57,600 medicate myself different ♪ ♪ substances I mix it 734 00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:01,137 try to draw the line and then she sniffs it ♪ 735 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,940 ♪ give my word and then you twist it ♪ 736 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:08,878 ♪ fights outside the club I think the paparazzi flipped it ♪ 737 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,613 ♪ find out what's the issue hate the way you talking 738 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,248 when you with your friends too ♪ 739 00:39:12,284 --> 00:39:16,019 ♪ they don't know about what we been through 740 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,587 I said I hate the way I always miss you ♪ 741 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:18,822 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you 742 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,557 yeah I know I'm crazy but you're sick too ♪ 743 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,792 ♪ even after everything we've been through 744 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,761 thought I was the one with all the issues ♪ 745 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,262 ♪ and every time I leave it's too long 746 00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:29,799 and every time I leave it's all wrong ♪ 747 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:33,303 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you 748 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:36,206 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you ♪ 749 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:39,309 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you 750 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:49,452 I hate the way the way I always miss you ♪ 751 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:54,557 ♪ I hate the way the way I always miss you ♪ 752 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:54,891 ♪ ♪ 753 00:39:54,926 --> 00:40:13,109 ♪ ♪ 754 00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:30,860 ♪ ♪