>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!
TONIGHT, ZENDAYA. DIEGO LUNA. AND MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FROM WHEREVER YOU'RE SHELTERED IN
PLACE. WE'RE COMING TO YOU FROM LOS
ANGELES, WHERE WHAT THEY CALL A SAFE ARTERY HOME ORDER IS IN
EFFECT. AREN'T WE ALWAYS SAFER AT HOME?
I KNOW I AM. OUR MAYOR, ERIC GARCETTI, IS
URGING RESIDENTS TO CANCEL EVERYTHING AND HUNKER DOWN.
ONE THING ABOUT 2020 IS WE'VE NEVER USED THE WORD "HUNKER"
MORE THAN WE HAVE THIS YEAR. YOU KNOW WHO'S HUNKERING DOWN IN
L.A. FOR A WHILE, LeBRON JAMES AND ANTHONY DAVIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THEY JUST SIGNED TO STAY WITH THE LAKERS. THE CHAMPIONS.
A.D. SIGNED A FIVE‐YEAR DEAL, LeBRON SIGNED A TWO‐YEAR
EXTENSION WORTH $85 MILLION. THAT JUST IS BASE PAY.
HE'LL MAKE MORE THAN THAT FROM ENDORSEMENT DEALS.
IT'S LIKE HOW WAITERS MAKE MOST OF THEIR MONEY IN TIPS.
LeBRON IS SIGNED THROUGH 2023. THEN HIS SON WILL BE ELIGIBLE
FOR THE NBA DRAFT AND POTENTIALLY PLAY ALONGSIDE HIS
DAD IN THE NBA. JUST WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU'RE A
ROOKIE, DAD THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YELLING ING AT YOU TO POST UP. DONALD TRUMP DID NOT GET A
CONTRACT EXTENSION THIS YEAR. HE SAYS HE DID BUT HE DIDN'T.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY TOOK PART IN THE ANNUAL 98th
GASLIGHTING ‐‐ I MEAN, TREELIGHTING TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, THE EVENT WASN'T LIVE, IT WAS
PRERECORDED ON MONDAY NIGHT. BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ONE BIT
LESS MAGICAL.
>> PLEASE JOIN ME FROM YOUR HOMES AND ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,
AND IN FACT ALL OVER THE WORLD, AS WE LIGHT OUR GREAT TREE.
WE'LL START WITH ‐‐ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE ‐‐
♪
>> Jimmy: OH, MY ‐‐ WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S 2020 FOR YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THE GOOD NEWS IS THE VACCINES ARE ON THE WAY. SOON, WE HOPE.
THE NEXT BIG CHALLENGE MIGHT BE GETTING PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM.
IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE THAT A PUSH, THREE FORMER PRESIDENTS
ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO GET THE SHOT ON TV.
OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE JOINING FORCES FOR WHAT THEY
PROMISE WILL BE THE MOST BORING PAY‐PER‐VIEW EVENT OF OUR LIVES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ON THE OTHER END OF THE RESPONSIBILITY SPECTRUM,
SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO IS MOVING AHEAD WITH PLANS FOR
NOT ONE BUT TWO HOLIDAY PARTIES AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT THIS
MONTH. POMPEO HAS REPORTEDLY SENT OUT
OVER 900 INVITATIONS FOR JUST ONE OF THE EVENTS WHICH IS BEING
HELD INDOORS IN WHAT THEY CALL THE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ROOM.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DIED OF LUNG DISEASE.
A STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN DEAD FACE COVERINGS WILL BE
MANDATORY. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE FACE
COVERING WILL LAST IN A ROOM FULL OF BIGS IN A BLANKET?
HE COULD END UP EAT AN N95 FACE MASK.
OUR FUTURE EX‐PRESIDENT IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS ATTORNEY GENERAL,
BILL BARR, AFTER BARR CAME OUT TO DECLARE THERE'S NO EVIDENCE
OF WIDESPREAD ELECTION FRAUD. HE WAS CALLED TO A MEETING WITH
TRUMP THAT WAS SAID TO BE INTENSE.
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BEEN A FLY ON THE WALL TRUMP DIDN'T BUILD
FOR THAT ONE, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE MEETING WAS SAID TO BE CONTENTIOUS.
WHEN BARR LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE YOU COULD SEE TINY LITTLE SLAP
MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S TALK THAT EVEN THOUGH TRUMP HAS 48 DAYS IN OFFICE HE
MIGHT GIVE BARR THE BOOT. TRUMP WEIGHED IN ON THAT SUBJECT
AND MORE.
>> CAN I ASK YOU TO RESPOND TO THE COMMENTS BY YOUR ATTORNEY
GENERAL, WHO INDICATED HE HAS NOT SEEN AT THIS POINT ANY
EVIDENCE OF FRAUD ENOUGH TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION RESULTS?
GIVEN THAT, WHY IS NOW NOT THE TIME TO CONCEDE?
>> WELL, HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING. SO HE HASN'T LOOKED.
WHEN HE LOOKS, HE'LL SEE THE KIND OF EVIDENCE THAT RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE SEEING IN THE GEORGIA SENATE, YOU KNOW.
THEY'RE GOING THROUGH HEARINGS RIGHT NOW IN GEORGIA, THEY'RE
FINDING TREMENDOUS VOLUMES. SO THEY HAVEN'T LOOKED VERY HARD.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. HAVE THEY TRIED OPENING ALL THE
LITTLE DOORS OF THE ADVENT CALENDAR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE THE EVIDENCE IS IN THERE.
>> DO YOU STILL HAVE CONFIDENCE IN BARR?
>> UH ‐‐ ASK ME THAT IN A NUMBER OF WEEKS FROM NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANKS, PRESIDENT MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW TRUMP IS SO JEALOUS OF KIM JONG‐UN RIGHT NOW.
WHY SCANT I FEED BARR TO STARVING COYOTES?
I'D LIKE TO SEE TRUMP FIRE HIM JUST TO FIND OUT WHO'S WILLING
TO TAKE THE TITLE OF "TWO‐MONTH ATTORNEY GENERAL."
THIS IS EXCITING. THIS IS IS THE PART OF THE MOVIE
WHERE WE START ROOTING FOR PREDATOR TO BE ALIEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE VICE POODLE, MIKE PENCE, SEEMS TO BE DISTANCING HIMSELF
FROM TRUMP'S CLAIMS OF ELECTION FRAUD. USUALLY WHEN MIKE PENCE IS
DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM YOU, YOU'RE A WOMAN WHOSE ANKLES ARE
SHOWING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ACCORDING TO ONE INSIDER, PENCE DOES NOT WANT TO GO DOWN WITH
THIS SHIP. THAT'S LIKE THE FIRST MATE ON
THE "LUSITANIA" TRYING TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM THE
TORPEDO HOLE. IT'S TOO LATE, MY MAN, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO GET WET. COUSIN RUDY IS AT IT AGAIN.
THERE'S SOME CRAZY STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW THAT MOST PEOPLE
PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN AWARE OF. THE NUTTIEST OF THE NUTTY TRUMP
NUTS ARE SHOWING UP TO WHAT THEY'RE CALLING ELECTION
HEARINGS. AND ALL THE LOONEYS ARE COMING
OUT OF THE BIN. LAST NIGHT WE WERE INTRODUCED TO
A NEW CHARACTER IN THE TRUMPER‐VERSE, A WOMAN NAMED
MELISSA CORON, NO RELATION TO THE VIRUS.
I WATCHED THIS CLIP 14 TIMES, I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED SHE'S A
REAL PERSON.
>> I'VE LOST FAMILY, I'VE LOST FRIENDS, I'VE BEEN THREATENED,
I'VE BEEN ‐‐ MY KIDS HAVE BEEN THREATENED, MY ‐‐ I'VE HAD TO
MOVE, I'VE HAD TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER, I'VE HAD TO GET
RID OF SOCIAL MEDIA, I'VE ‐‐ THERE ‐‐ NOBODY WANTS TO COME
FORWARD. THEY'RE GETTING THREATENED.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S BEEN THREATENED! YOU UNDERSTAND?
SHE'S FRIGHTENED!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
THIS WOMAN, IT SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS MAKING RUDY GIULIANI
NERVOUS, BELIEVES THIS NONSENSE. EVEN TRUMP DOESN'T ACTUALLY
BELIEVE. SHE SPENT MOST OF HER TIME
ACCUSING THE DEMOCRATS OF STEALING THE ELECTION BY
ATTACKING REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN ISES.
>> MY QUESTION IS, WE'RE NOT SEEING THE POLL BOOK OFF BY
30,000 VOTES.
>> WHAT'D YOU GUYS DO, TAKE AND IT DO SOMETHING CRAZY TO IT?
>> I'M SAYING THE NUMBERS ARE NOT OFF BY 30,000 VOTES.
>> I KNOW WHAT I SAW. I KNOW WHAT I SAW, AND I SIGNED
SOMETHING SAYING THAT IF I'M WRONG, I CAN GO TO PRISON.
DID YOU?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE ODDS SHE'S WEARING A ROSE ALL DAY
TANK TOP UNDER THAT SCARF?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WATCH YOUR BACK, JUDGE JEANINE! THEN ANOTHER STAR WITNESS
STEPPED FORWARD FOR TEAM TRUMP, AND THIS ONE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO
BRING CHINA INTO THIS.
>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY SHOW UP AND VOTE WITHOUT AN I. D.
IT'S SHOCKING. HOW CAN YOU ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN?
LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK ALL INDIANS LOOK ALIKE, I THINK ALL
CHINESE LOOK ALIKE. HOW WOULD YOU TELL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO FURTHER RACISTS, YOUR HONOR, WE REST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS QUITE A PARADE. BUT THE GRAND MARSHAL OF CRAZY
WAS NOT TO BE OUTDONE. LISTEN HERE AS FORMER "TIME"
MAGAZINE PERSON OF THE YEAR, RUDY GIULIANI, PASSES A LITTLE
BIT OF GAS.
>> YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO SEEK A PARDON, SO WHY IS THIS NOT PART
OF THAT?
>> I WILL ASK THAT HE BE DISCIPLINED FOR THAT.
FIRST OF ALL ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM RUDY TOOTIE.
IN CASE YOU MISSED THE FIRST ONE, HE DID IT AGAIN.
>> I'M HOPING TO GET AN ANSWER TO THE OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT MR.
BARR AND OTHERS WHO HAVE ‐‐
>> I GAVE YOU THE ANSWER.
>> A POINT OF ORDER ‐‐
>> THE ANSWER I GAVE YOU IS THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO INTERVIEW A
SINGLE WITNESS. JUST LIKE YOU, THEY DON'T WANT
TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
>> Jimmy: THE LOOK ON THAT WOMAN ‐‐ NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME, I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY BLOOMERS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S "SHARK WEEK" ON OAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT'S ALL IN SERVICE OF OUR DEAR MISS LEADER.
HE INSPIRES PEOPLE. HE IS A MAN OF NO SHAME.
YESTERDAY HE RELEASED A VIDEO THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIVE PRESS
CONFERENCE BUT IT WAS NOT, IT WAS A BADLY EDITED 46‐MINUTE
LIE‐A‐TRIBE THAT WAS SO FULL OF FOOLSHOODS, THREE FACT CHECKERS
DIED DURING THIS SPEECH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A LOT TO TAKE IN. WE DECIDED TO WHITTLE OUT THE
MISINFORMATION. FROM 40‐SOMETHING MINUTES OF
TALKING, THIS IS WHAT WAS LEFT.
>> THANK YOU. THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT
SPEECH I'VE EVER MADE. THIS ELECTION IS DONE.
JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT.
IT'S TOO LATE TO CHANGE THE OUTCOME. CONGRATULATIONS.
THE DAYS OF DONALD TRUMP ARE COMING TO AN END.
AND IT'S BEEN LIKE LIVING IN HELL. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY! SO WITH THE RESOLVE AND SUPPORT
OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, JOE BIDEN WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR
OUR COUNTRY. AND I HOPE THAT JOE BIDEN WILL
RESTORE TRUST IN OUR SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT. THANK YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU. AND GOD BLESS SANTA CLAUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S LET HIM HAVE SANTA CLAUS, HUH? ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS SOMETHING I HOPE WILL DELIGHT YOU AS MUCH AS IT DID ME.
I WAS WATCHING THE LOCAL NEWS LAST WEEK.
BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE THEY TALK TO ON
THE STREET IS IN A MASK. THEIR FACES ARE COVERED.
AND WHEN THEY ANSWER QUESTIONS, I REALIZED THAT YOU COULD REALLY
PUT ANY WORDS INTO THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANTED. LIKE THIS.
>> LUCAS, LET ME ASK YOU, IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU
BUY?
>> HOUSES IN MY FAVORITE CITIES AROUND THE WORLD.
>> IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU BUY?
>> I WOULD BUY 100 DUMP TRUCKS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU GET THE IDEA.
WE ASK QUESTIONS, WE SWAP THE ANSWERS FROM THE PARENTS WITH
THE ANSWERS FROM THE KIDS. WITH THAT SAID, I'M PROUD TO
PRESENT THE FIRST OF WHAT I BELIEVE WILL BE MANY EDITIONS OF
"MASKING QUESTIONS."
>> HENRY, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DRINK?
>> I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK WITH MARSHMALLOW.
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DRINK?
>> ICED COFFEE MACCHIATO.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> ELLEN WOOD DOLLHOUSE.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
>> PLAYSTATION 5.
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?
>> FIFA.
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
>> I LIKE TO PAINT.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN?
>> SNOWBOARD.
>> YOU LIKE TO SNOWBOARD?
>> YEP.
>> HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING?
>> I'VE CRASHED A CAR BEFORE.
>> YOU DID? WHAT KIND OF CAR?
>> I THINK A 2012 KIA.
>> MARCI, HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE?
>> WHEN I WAS LIKE 2 OR 3, I WAS DRAWING ON MY CLOSET DOOR.
>> WHAT WERE YOU DRAWING?
>> I DON'T KNOW, JUST SCRIBBLY SCRABBLING.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK AMERICA COULD DO TO BECOME MORE UNITED?
>> BE HAPPY, BE KIND, BE MORE NICE.
>> CASSIE, WHAT ARE SOME THINGS AMERICA CAN DO TO BE BETTER?
>> I THINK WE NEED TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE.
>> JOSIAH, IF YOU COULD VISIT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE
WOULD YOU WANT TO GO VISIT?
>> GO TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOME DOWN.
>> BLAIR, IF YOU COULD VISIT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE
WOULD YOU GO?
>> THE PUMPKIN PATCH.
>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
>> HOT WINGS, BARBECUE WITH THE RANCH TO DIP IN.
>> BLAIR, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
>> MAC AND CHEESE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: FREAKY THURSDAY. ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE THING.
BEFORE WE FORGE AHEAD, IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT.
THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP AND BLUR THE BIG TV MOMENTS OF
THE WEEK WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT.
IT IS "THIS WEEK IN UNSISTER CENSORSHIP."
>> THE PRESIDENT‐ELECT, JOE BIDEN, IS RECOVERING AFTER
REPORTS SAY HE FRACTURED HIS FOOT WHILE PLAYING WITH HIS
[ BLEEP ].
>> I DIDN'T [ BLEEP ] 20 YEARS, HE ONLY [ BLEEP ] THREE YEARS.
I'M AFRAID I MIGHT GET ‐‐ WHY NOBODY [ BLEEP ] MY ASS?
>> OF THE FIVE PRESS SECRETARIES THAT HAVE BEEN WOMEN, THREE HAVE
BEEN UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP. HE [ BLEEP ]ED THE FIRST WORKING
MOM IN SARAH SANDERS,
[ BLEEP ]ED ANOTHER WORKING MOM,
THEN [ BLEEP ]ED ME.
>> WE APPOINT JARED BURNS, OLD FRIEND, BRILLIANT THINKER, QUICK
WIT, A HEART AS BIG AS HIS
[ BLEEP ].
>> I COULD [ BLEEP ] A SMALL EUROPEAN VILLAGE.
>> YOU AND ME BOTH.
>> YOU KNOW, SINCE NOVEMBER OF 2015, JARED AND I [ BLEEP ]ED
EVERY DAY. IT WAS IN OUR PLAN, EVERY DAY.
I GAVE EVERY INCH OF MY
[ BLEEP ] TO HIM.
EVERY INCH.
>> HIS NAME IS LINSEY. I MET HIM ONE NIGHT IN TENNESSEE.
HE SAID, I AM GOING TO [ BLEEP ] YOU. I SAID, I DON'T THINK SO.
AND HERE WE ARE ALMOST 34 YEARS LATER.
>> COME ON, KIDS.
[ BLEEP ] A LITTLE.
>> Jimmy: OH, FROST WHY ARE. ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.
DIEGO LUNA IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ZENDAYA, SO STICK AROUND!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
TONIGHT, DIEGO LUNA IS WITH US. AND THE ALBUM IS "WILTED," MUSIC
FROM PARIS JACKSON. NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS
WITH MILEY CYRUS, KEEGAN‐MICHAEL KEY,
STACEY ABRAMS, ISLA FISHER, KYLE CHANDLER, TIM ALLEN, AND
EMILY BLUNT, WITH MUSIC FROM ARI LENNOX, INGRID ANDRESS, AND
STURGILL SIMPSON. JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT.
JUST A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO, OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT BECAME THE
YOUNGEST‐EVER WINNER OF THE EMMY FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA.
THE FIRST OF TWO SPECIAL NEW EPISODES OF THE SHOW SHE WON IT
FOR, "EUPHORIA," PREMIERES MINUTES FROM NOW ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO ZENDAYA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, ZENDAYA.
>> HELLO.
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU WON THE EMMY,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH MY
CALENDAR AND FIGURED IT OUT. YOU KNOW HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS?
>> HOW LONG AGO WAS IT?
>> Jimmy: 9 1/2 WEEKS.
>> WOW.
>> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE IT WAS 9 1/2 MONTHS AGO, DOESN'T IT?
>> IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE IT ALL ‐‐ IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER AGO, BUT
ALSO FEELS LIKE IT JUST HAPPENED.
>> Jimmy: IT DOES, YEAH. I GUESS THAT SORT OF THING DOES
FEEL LIKE IT. YOU'RE UP AGAINST SO MANY
ESTABLISHED, HUGE NAMES, HUGE TALENTS.
DID YOU THINK THAT YOU MIGHT ‐‐ LIKE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
THINK, HEY, I MIGHT WIN THIS?
>> NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. I MEAN, IT WAS CRAZY, I THINK,
JUST TO BE LIKE ‐‐ JUST TO BE SITTING THERE, ON LIKE ‐‐
ESSENTIALLY LIKE A ZOOM CALL WITH THESE WOMEN THAT I'M IN
THIS CATEGORY WITH, YOU KNOW. IT WAS LIKE INSANE, LIKE JUST TO
BE MENTIONED IN THE CONVERSATION. SO I WAS JUST LIKE ‐‐ I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO. EVERYBODY ‐‐ I WAS LIKE ‐‐ IT'S
LIKE WRITING A SPEECH, I FEEL LIKE THAT'S PRUMT WULS AND WEIRD
AND I SHOULDN'T DO THAT. LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, THEN I WAS
LIKE, BUT I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S
TELLING ME, YOU CAN'T JUST WING IT, BECAUSE USUALLY I WRITE IT,
NO, YOU SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING. I SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING, BUT I
CAN'T. I WAS VERY NERVOUS.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S GOT TO BE NOTHING SADDER THAN HAVING THAT
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AFTER YOU LOSE IN YOUR POCKET, THEN YOU LOOK AT
IT IN THE BATHROOM LATER. I MEAN, THAT'S KIND OF PATHETIC,
REALLY.
>> YOU KNOW, THE EMMYS, LIKE ‐‐ THE PEOPLE BROUGHT THEM TO
EVERYONE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> AND ‐‐ THEY ALSO GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T WIN. WHICH IS LIKE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT THAT? I WAS VERY INVOLVED IN THE
PLANNING OF THAT AND I'M STILL NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED.
BECAUSE ‐‐ WELL, YOU ACCEPTED THE AWARD.
YOU WERE AT YOUR HOME WITH YOUR FAMILY.
A LOT OF MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY AND THEY WERE VERY EXCITED.
LET'S SHARE THE CLIP FROM THAT MOMENT, IF WE COULD.
>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐
ZENDAYA, "EUPHORIA."
>> Jimmy: SO ZENDAYA, WHO HANDED YOU THAT EMMY?
IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, FRIENDS?
>> DARNELL, MY BROTHER AND ASSI
ASSISTANT, HE'S WITH ME ALL THE TIME.
>> Jimmy: WHERE DID HE GET IT? WHO HANDED IT TO HIM?
>> SOMEONE IN A HAZMAT SUIT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I NOW WONDER IF THERE WERE
PEOPLE ‐‐ I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ‐‐ I'M
VERY CONFUSED BY THAT. I DID THINK THAT WAS A GREAT
CELEBRATION. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS
OF THE NIGHT. YOUR SISTER, LET'S ZOOM IN AND
TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR SISTER HERE.
>> YEAH. THE FIST PUMP.
>> Jimmy: WAS YOUR SISTER A CHEERLEADER OR A BOXER OR
ANYTHING?
>> RIGHT. THAT IS MY ‐‐ I THINK THAT WAS
THE STANDOUT FOR ME, BECAUSE I COULDN'T SEE ANYONE, THEN
WATCHING IT BACK, SEEING MY SISTER, LIKE SHE HAD JUST ‐‐
LIKE HER TEAM JUST WON, LIKE LET'S GO!
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THAT JUST SUMS HER UP.
>> Jimmy: THEN YOUR MOM HAD ALMOST THE OPPOSITE REACTION.
LET'S LOOK AT YOUR MOM. YOUR MOM LOOKED LIKE SHE SAW A
GHOST.
>> TOO FUNNY, HER FACE. SHE'S JUST SO PROUD.
IT WAS SO CUTE.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS GREAT.
>> MY DOG, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DOG?
>> Jimmy: I MISSED THE DOG.
>> MY DOG FREAKED OUT, SO MUCH NOISE.
HE WAS HIDING UNDER THE COFFEE TABLE. EVERYBODY STARTED YELLING.
HE JUST RAN OUT.
>> Jimmy: WAS HE EXCITED ABOUT THE EMMY WIN?
>> I HOPE SO. I HOPE HE'S PROUD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO CELEBRATE AFTER THAT?
YOU'RE ALL THERE IN THE ROOM. DID YOU HAVE A PARTY OR ANYTHING?
>> I WAS ‐‐ I WAS SO GRATEFUL THAT MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE,
YOU KNOW, JUST BEING ABLE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH THEM WAS
SO SPECIAL. AND WE FINISHED THE NIGHT BY ONE
OF MY FRIENDS MAKES THE BEST PANCAKES IN THE WORLD.
SO SHE HOOKED US UP WITH PANCAKES.
WE ALL ATE PANCAKES IN MY LIVING ROOM.
AND MY PARENTS ‐‐ MY MOM HAD JUST LEARNED A SONG ON THE PIANO
THAT SHE WANTED TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> IT WAS A GOOD TIME TO WHIP OUT A LITTLE DUET.
>> Jimmy: REALLY, WHAT DID THEY SING?
>> THEY WERE SINGING "EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING."
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY, COMMODORES, YEAH.
>> THERE WAS THERE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT WAS A RENDITION.
MY MOM WAS STILL LEARNING. IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY HERE AND
THERE BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
YEAH, IT WAS A SPECIAL LITTLE THING.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A PANCAKE PARTY, THAT'S NICE.
SO YOU WERE ‐‐ WHERE ARE YOU, IN ATLANTA RIGHT NOW SHOOTING
"SPIDER‐MAN 3," CORRECT?
>> CORRECT.
>> Jimmy: CORRECT. YOU CAN SAY THAT.
I KNOW IT'S VERY SECRETIVE, RIGHT?
>> YES, EVERYTHING IS VERY SECRET.
>> Jimmy: IS IT CALL "SPIDER‐MAN 3" BECAUSE THERE ARE THREE
SPIDER‐MEN IN THE MOVIE?
>> I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY.
>> Jimmy: INTERESTING. DID YOU HAVE THANKSGIVING THERE
IN ATLANTA?
>> YES, WE DID. WE HAD A BUBBLE THANKSGIVING.
>> Jimmy: WITH SPIDER‐MEN?
>> I CAN'T SAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS GOOD, THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU GUYS HAD.
BECAUSE I KNOW TOBEY McGUIRE IS A VEGAN AND I WAS WONDERING IF
HE HAD A TOFURKEY OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NO IDEA, REALLY?
>> I REALLY DON'T, I REALLY DON'T.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ACTING FOR A LONGTIME.
SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE KID, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT TO ONLINE SCHOOL BEFORE IT WAS THE THING
THAT EVERYONE WAS REQUIRED TO DO.
>> YES, I DID. AND WHAT DO YOU ‐‐ LOOKING BACK,
BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN LOOK BACK, WHEREAS THE REST OF US ARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF IT, LOOKING BACK DO YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD THING?
>> YOU KNOW ‐‐ IT'S DIFFERENT. I'LL SAY THAT.
AS SOMEONE WHO GOT TO GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL AND ALSO HAD TO
DO ONLINE SCHOOL, IT'S DEFINITELY CHALLENGING, LIKE TO
JUST STAY FOCUSSED AND STAY MOTIVATED.
AND NOT ‐‐ LIKE I DON'T WANT TO SNITCH ON ANYONE.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. BUT I'M JUST SAYING.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> IT'S EASY TO USE YOUR COMPUTER TO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING? SO JUST ‐‐ IT'S EASY TO FINISH
THINGS FASTER.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> UM ‐‐ WITH THE HELP OF THE INTERNET.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> SO ‐‐ I DID NOT DO THAT. I DID NOT DO THAT.
I HAD A TEACHER THAT WAS LIKE ON ME, WHO I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR, SHE
WAS LIKE AN AUNTY TO ME. I HAD TO.
SO YOU JUST ‐‐ I'M JUST SAYING.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CHEATING ON LIKE A TEST OR
SOMETHING? OH, OKAY.
>> YOU SAID IT ON ME. IT COULD HAPPEN.
I DIDN'T DO IT, I WOULD LIKE TO CONFIRM, IF MY MOM WAS WATCHING,
I DID NOT.
>> Jimmy: TRUE OR FALSE, ZENDAYA?
ANDREW GARFIELD HATES CRANBERRY SAUCE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM A SPECIAL
EPISODE, INTERESTING WHAT THEY'VE DONE, "EUPHORIA" WITH
ZENDAYA, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVE A
WHOLE LOT OF HOPE?
>> WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL GROWING UP, MY GRANDMA USED TO
ALWAYS HAVE THIS SAYING. AND I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT IT
MEANT ‐‐ UNTIL I WAS READY TO GET CLEAN.
AND HER WORDS WERE, BABY, TROUBLE DON'T LAST ALWAYS.
AND IT DOESN'T. IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A CHANGE.
THAT'S UP TO YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ZENDAYA IN "EUPHORIA."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE ACTOR THAT WE JUST SAW IN THE
SCENE WITH YOU THERE.
>> SHE IS MISS MARCIA. AND SHE IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: SHE IS.
>> WE'RE SO LUCKY THAT WE HAVE HER IN THE "EUPHORIA" FAMILY.
WE ACTUALLY MET HER AT ONE OF THE CHURCHES THAT WE SHOT
"EUPHORIA" SEASON 1 AT. I BELIEVE IT WAS ACTUALLY THE
PILOT. WE MET HER WHILE SHOOTING THE
PILOT. AND SHE WAS ‐‐ SHE WORKED THERE.
AND WE WERE SHOOTING THERE. AND SAM MET HER, AND SHE ‐‐ WE
WERE JUST TAKEN BY HER CHARM AND HER PERSONALITY. AND HER STORY.
SHE HAS HER OWN STORY OF ADDICTION AND HER OWN BATTLE
WITH ADDICTION. SHE WAS SO OPEN AND HONEST.
SAM WAS LIKE, MISS MARCIA, WE'RE COMING BACK FOR YOU.
SHE WAS IN THE FIRST SEASON. THEN WHEN HE WROTE THESE
EPISODES, HE WAS LIKE, WE'VE GOT TO BRING MISS MARCIA BACK.
SHE CAME BACK, AND SHE WAS WILLING TO SHARE HER STORY AND
HER WORDS WITH US. THOSE WORDS THAT YOU SEE ARE HER
OWN WORDS. AND SHE SPOKE TO US, AND IT WAS
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU PLAYED THAT
ONE. BECAUSE WHAT SHE SAYS IS HER STORY.
AND IT ACTUALLY ENDED UP BEING THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE.
SO SHE'S ‐‐ WE'RE VERY THANKFUL FOR HER.
>> Jimmy: SHE IS FANTASTIC.
[ APPLAUSE ]
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. AND YOU'RE GREAT AND YOUR
COSTARS ‐‐ THERE ARE VERY FEW ACTORS IN THIS EPISODE.
IT'S KIND OF A ‐‐ WOULD YOU SAY IT'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE?
>> TECHNICALLY, YEAH. IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE FOR THEM, SO
IT WAS OUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET IN THE
MOOD FOR A HAPPY HOLIDAY THING, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE VIBE
FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> BUT IT IS OUR OWN VERSION OF ‐‐ I MEAN, THERE IS HOPE IN
THERE. I THINK THERE ARE SOME HOPEFUL
MOMENTS. BUT IT'S ‐‐ IT'S VERY INTIMATE.
AND IT EXPLORES SO MUCH. AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE.
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE THAT EVERY PARENT WITH A HIGH
SCHOOLER OR A CHILD THAT'S GOING TO BE A HIGH SCHOOLER ONE DAY,
IS TERRIFIED BY THIS SHOW. THEY WATCH THE SHOW AND THEY GO,
OH MY GOD, IS THIS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?
IS THIS WHAT'S GOING ON? DO YOU HEAR THAT A LOT?
>> YES. YES, I DO.
>> Jimmy: AND WHEN SOMEBODY LIKE MISS MARCIA COMES IN AND IS
GREAT OFF THE BAT WITHOUT ANY ACTING EXPERIENCE, IS THAT
DISHEARTENING AT ALL? BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN
ANY OTHER JOB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN ON A BASKETBALL COURT.
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AN OPERATING ROOM.
IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> SHE'S ‐‐ LISTEN. I'LL TAKE IT.
MISS MARCIA IS SO, LIKE ‐‐ WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH MISS
MARCIA, OKAY? SHE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL.
YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE HER. SHE IS EVERYTHING. I'M INSPIRED.
>> Jimmy: I WONDER IF PEOPLE KNOW THAT DRAKE IS ONE OF THE
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THIS SHOW.
AND I HEARD THAT YOU GUYS HAD ‐‐ AT YOUR WRAP PARTY HE BROUGHT
GIFT BAGS FOR EVERYONE. AND IN THE GIFT BAGS WERE ‐‐ IT
WAS MONEY. IT WAS BAGS OF MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IS THAT TRUE?
>> IT WASN'T EXACTLY THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> IT WASN'T EXACTLY THAT. I DON'T KNOW THE FULL SITUATION.
BUT I KNOW AT OUR WRAP PARTY, DRAKE WAS GIFTING MONEY TO
PEOPLE ENTERED A RAFFLE, PEOPLE WON MONEY.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> WHICH WAS COOL. ESPECIALLY FOR OUR CREW MEMBERS.
THEY WERE, LIKE, VERY, VERY HAPPY.
>> Jimmy: HE LIKES GIVING OUT MONEY. I WONDER IF HE GIVES OUT
AMERICAN MONEY OR THAT PHONEY CANADIAN MONEY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T KNOW, I'LL HAVE TO ASK, I CAN FIND THAT OUT FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT AND
GET BACK TO ME, I'D APPRECIATE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN.
THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. ZENDAYA, "EUPHORIA."
SPECIAL EPISODE ONE ON HBO MAX. SUNDAY NIGHTS, 9:00, HBO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DIEGO LUNA, THANKS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON IS ON THE WAY.
YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM "ROGUE ONE," FROM "NARCOS
MEXICO," AND "WANDER DARKLY." IT OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON
DEMAND A WEEK FROM TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME DIEGO LUNA.
>> HEY, HEY, HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY?
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD. I'M SORRY IT'S SO LATE.
I HEARD IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHERE YOU ARE NOW, HUH?
>> IT'S VERY LATE. I'M IN LONDON. IT'S LATE, COLD.
BUT I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SHOOTING RIGHT NOW.
WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING RIGHT NOW OVER THERE?
>> YEAH, A TINY LITTLE THING. A SHORT FILM WITH SOME FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. FOR DISNEY PLUS WITH LUCASFILM
INVOLVED.
>> THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO I WANT TO ASK THIS QUESTION.
WE HAD ‐‐ THE NERDS DESCEND UPON ME TODAY. THIS IS THE QUESTION.
I'VE ACTUALLY WRITTEN IT DOWN SO I CAN GET IT RIGHT.
"ROGUE ONE" WAS A PREQUEL TO "STAR WARS" EPISODE IV.
YOUR SERIES IS A PREQUEL TO THAT BUT IT IS NOT A SEQUEL TO
EPISODES I, II, III, COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PREQUELS.
SO YOUR SHOW IS A PREQUEL TO A PREQUEL, BUT NOT A SEQUEL TO THE
PREQUEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IS THAT ACCURATE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ACCURATE?
>> I THINK MY SON WROTE THAT QUESTION.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE NERDS, YOU'RE REFERRING TO MY SON, YEAH. IT IS A WEIRD ONE.
IT'S BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO KNOW TO UNDERSTAND
"ROGUE ONE." SO THE STORY OF THE CHARACTER
BEFORE AND HOW ‐‐ I MEAN, I CAN SPOIL THE ENDING, I GUESS?
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ULTIMATELY TO YOUR
CHARACTER. SO YOU REALLY ‐‐ YOU'VE ALREADY
SPOILED THE ENDING.
>> YEAH, I DID. I DID. WE DID. SUCCESSFULLY.
WHICH WAS GREAT. IT'S NICE TO, YOU KNOW ‐‐ TO GO
INTO A STORY YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ENDING.
THEN YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE NUANCES.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> THE LAYERS. I THINK IT'S FUN TO DO SOMETHING
THAT IS NOT JUST ABOUT GETTING TO THE END.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. NO, I'M WITH YOU.
>> IT'S ABOUT DELAYING THAT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ACTING,
RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: DIEGO, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HERE WITH THE CAST, AND
YOU SAID YOUR SON, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR SON.
YOU WERE FACETIMING WITH YOUR SON, AND ‐‐ WHAT HAPPENED?
LIKE SOMEBODY WALKED BY IN THE BACKGROUND AND YOUR SON GOT A
SCREEN GRAB?
>> NOT SOMEBODY. A STORMTROOPER.
>> Jimmy: A STORMTROOPER, YEAH.
>> YEAH. AND HE TOOK A SCREEN SHOT OF
THAT CONVERSATION. AND THEN HE HANDED ME, AND I
LIVED TWO OR THREE MINUTES OF PANIC.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> IT WAS HORRIBLE. HORRENDOUS.
HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO SET ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE LOCKDOWN IN LONDON AND IT'S
BECAUSE MY SON IS HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOCK EVERYONE SO HE CAN'T GO TO SET.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A DOUBLE AGENT IN YOUR MIDST.
WILL YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN LONDON?
>> NO, I'LL GO BACK TO MEXICO.
>> Jimmy: YOU WILL GO BACK TO MEXICO.
>> OF COURSE.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> FAMILY, MY HOME IS.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR CHILDREN?
>> 10 AND 12.
>> Jimmy: SO ‐‐ OKAY, SO I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE ‐‐ ARE THEY IN
THE SANTA RANGE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THEY'RE OUT OF THE SANTA RANGE.
>> I AM A TERRIBLE ‐‐ NO, THEY'RE NOT.
BUT IT'S ‐‐ I MEAN, I GREW UP LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.
MY FATHER HATED CHRISTMAS.
>> Jimmy: YOUR FATHER HATED CHRISTMAS? WOW.
>> I MEAN, HE JUST DIDN'T CARE, YOU KNOW.
WE'D ALWAYS END UP CRASHING SOMEONE ELSE'S CHRISTMAS DINNER.
IT WAS ALWAYS HIM AND I JUST THERE HUGGING PEOPLE WE ACTUALLY
DIDN'T KNOW. GETTING LEFTOVERS AS PRESENTS,
YOU KNOW. THE VHS OF A CHEESY FILM OR
WHATEVER.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
>> WELL, YEAH. I MEAN ‐‐ YEAH. IT'S SAD.
I WAS BORN ALSO THE 29th OF DECEMBER.
FOR ME THE WHOLE CHRISTMAS, IT'S JUST NOT THE RIGHT TIME OF THE
YEAR, YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: OH, NO. THIS IS TERRIBLE. SO YOUR DAD ‐‐
>> TERRIBLE.
>> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE PRIMETIME SPECIALS.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THOSE. THOSE RANKIN BASS ANIMATED
THINGS, THE DAD WHO DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
THE END OF A SPECIAL LIKE THAT, SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN.
THE END OF "THE GRINCH," HIS HEART GROWS MANY SIZES.
THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR DAD, HUH?
>> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NEVER, NEVER. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.
I MEAN, I HAD TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER BOY THAT WAS
BORN KIND OF LIKE THE SAME WEEK I WAS, AND WHO WAS MORE
IMPORTANT THAN I WAS. EVEN TO MY FATHER.
SO ANYWAY, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> MY KIDS ‐‐ I PLAYED IT FOR MY KIDS MANY YEARS, AND I WOULD
HAVE FUN.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU OVERCOMPENSATE NOW BECAUSE YOUR FATHER DID
NOT ‐‐ I SEE, OH, THAT'S GOOD, ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU ‐‐
>> OF COURSE, THEY'RE GETTING EVERYTHING I DIDN'T GET, YOU
KNOW. THE PROBLEM IS, IT'S ALL VINTAGE
TOYS THAT I WANTED. AND THEY GO LIKE, DAD.
NO ONE WANTS THAT ANYMORE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: IS THERE SOMETHING ON YOUR LIST?
I FEEL I SHOULD SEND YOU SOME PRESENTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE A HE‐MAN DOLL? A STRETCH ARMSTRONG?
>> OH, THE STRETCH ARMSTRONG, THAT WAS AMAZING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GET YOU A DRESS AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A
STRETCH ARMSTRONG IN THE MAIL, DON'T WORRY, DIEGO.
A LITTLE ELF NAMED GUILLERMO IS GOING TO NAME IT TO YOU.
>> Guillermo: HI, DIEGO!
>> HI, THERE YOU ARE!
>> Guillermo: HELLO, BIEN!
>> Jimmy: HE SAID HOW ARE YOU DOING?
GUILLERMO DOESN'T SPEAK ANY SPANISH.
>> Guillermo: TELL HIM MUI BIEN.
>> Jimmy: HE SAID HE'S DOING VERY WELL.
I'M TRANSLATING FOR YOU GUYS. DIEGO, YOU GUYS DID A FUN THING
FOR CHARITY. YOU RECREATED THE MOVIE "THE
PRINCESS BRIDE." AND ‐‐ I'M NOT ‐‐
>> WE MADE IT BETTER, IN FACT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT BETTER.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, WE FIXED ‐‐ I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THEY DID YEARS
AGO ‐‐ WE HAD ALL THE TOOLS.
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOT THIS ON YOUR PHONES.
ALL THE ACTORS WERE IN DIFFERENT SPOTS, THEN THEY PIECED IT
TOGETHER. WHO ACTUALLY SHOT THIS FOR YOU?
>> WELL, I HAD THREE DIRECTORS ON SET, WHICH WAS CHALLENGING.
AS AN ACTOR.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> BECAUSE I HAD THREE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES.
MY DAUGHTER, MY SON, AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S SON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO THEY WERE DIRECTING ME. IT WAS QUITE CONFUSING.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND THEN JASON REITMAN WAS THE DIRECTOR OF THE WHOLE THING.
AND I GOT TO SEE JACK BLACK'S VIDEO BEFORE I DID MINE.
>> Jimmy: UH‐HUH.
>> TOOK A LOT OF CARE IN THE CONTINUITY.
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT CAME OUT ‐‐
>> SO IT WOULD MATCH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST PERFECT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> WHEN THE MAN ARRIVED AND ASKED FOR A VERY SPECIAL SWORD,
MY FATHER TOOK THE JOB. HE SLAVED FOR ONE YEAR.
UNTIL HE WAS DONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SEAMLESS. ABSOLUTELY SEAMLESS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: DIEGO, YOUR MOVIE, IT'S CALLED "WANDER DARKLY."
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU REALLY CAN'T TELL US MUCH OF ANYTHING
ABOUT IT. IS THAT TRUE?
>> IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE. USUALLY WE TALK ABOUT FILMS, I
MEAN, YOU KNOW ‐‐ NOW PEOPLE GO TO SEE FILMS KNOWING EVERYTHING.
THIS ONE, NOT GOING TO SAY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> BUT IT'S A VERY SMART SCRIPT,
AMAZINGLY WROTE, SIENNA MILLER
PLAYS THE WIFE, I PLAY MATEO. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, HEARTBREAKING
LOVE STORY, VERY COMPLEX AND INTERESTING TO WATCH.
>> Jimmy: IS SPIDER‐MAN IN IT?
>> NO. THAT'S WHY IT'S ‐‐ YOU FANCY
SPIDER‐MAN?
>> Jimmy: NO SPIDER‐MAN. WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
GO GET A LITTLE BIT OF SLEEP. AND AN EARLY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO
YOU. "WANDER DARKLY" OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND A WEEK
FROM TOMORROW. DIEGO LUNA, EVERYBODY!
THANKS, DIEGO. WE'LL BE BACK WITH PARIS JACKSON!
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>>> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK ZENDAYA AND DIEGO LUNA,
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,
HER DEBUT ALBUM IS CALLED "WILTED," PLAYING HER SONG, "LET
DOWN," FROM THE VIPER ROOM RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOD,
PARIS JACKSON!
♪
♪ HEAD HANGING DOWN
SHREDDED EVENING GOWN
EYES PAINTED BLACK A TRAGIC PAPERBACK ♪
♪ YOU WERE MY ALL
AND NOW I FALL
TO THE GROUND YOU HIT THE WALL ♪
♪ AND NOW I CRAWL
UNDERGROUND
LET ME DOWN AGAIN BREAK ME FLUSH ME ♪
♪ DOWN THE DRAIN
LET ME DOWN AGAIN
♪
♪ YOU WERE ALL I HAD
WE FELL FAST AND HARD ♪
♪ HOW DID IT GET THIS BAD
INS AND OUTS SO SCARRED
YOU WERE MY ALL AND NOW I FALL ♪
♪ TO THE GROUND
YOU HIT THE WALL AND NOW I CRAWL
UNDERGROUND ♪
♪ LET ME DOWN AGAIN
BREAK ME FLUSH ME
DOWN THE DRAIN
LET ME DOWN AGAIN ♪
♪ BREAK ME FLUSH ME
DOWN THE DRAIN
♪
♪ let me down again
BREAK ME FLUSH ME ♪
♪ DOWN THE DRAIN
LET ME DOWN AGAIN
OOH OOH ♪
♪