>>> FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," TONIGHT, MILEY
CYRUS AND TONY ROMO, NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> Jimmy: HELLO. I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.
I HOPE YOU ARE HEALTHY. I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.
WE ARE COMING TO YOU FROM HOLLYWOOD, WHERE A STAY AT HOME
ORDER IS IN EFFECT. AS OF MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT, EVERY
PARENT IN L. A. HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO THREE MORE WEEKS OF
"PAW PATROL." MAYBE THEY CAN SAVE US!
NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF COVID.
NOT EVEN THE ARCHITECT OF THE DONALD TRUMP LEGAL TEAM!
WE LEARNED YESTERDAY VIA PRESIDENTIAL TWEET THAT
RUDY GIULIANI HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? HE WAS BEING SO CAREFUL!
RUDY MAY HAVE GIVEN HIS LIFE TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THIS
ELECTION. THIS TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO
KNOW ABOUT WHAT THE PRESIDENT CARES ABOUT.
"@RUDY GIULIANI, BY FAR THE GREATEST MAYOR IN THE HISTORY OF
NYC, AND WHO HAS BEEN WORKING TIRELESSLY EXPOSING THE MOST
CORRUPT ELECTION ‐‐ BY FAR! ‐‐ IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA, HAS
TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE CHINA VIRUS.
GET BETTER SOON RUDY, WE WILL CARRY ON!!!"
AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID WHEN HIS SON GOT IT.
"MY SON DONALD IS DOING VERY WELL. THANK YOU!"
SADLY, THIS COVID TEST IS THE ONLY POSITIVE THING TO COME OUT
OF RUDY GIULIANI IN FOUR YEARS. RUDY IS IN THE HOSPITAL BUT
CLAIMS HE IS FEELING GOOD,
RECOVERING QUICKLY, AND FEASTING ON THE BLOOD OF NEWBORN BABIES
IN THE MATERNITY WARD. THEY HAD TO SHUT DOWN THE
ARIZONA STATE LEGISLATURE BECAUSE RUDY SPENT TWO DAYS
THERE CHATTING IT UP MASKLESS WITH REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS.
THESE GENIUSES EVEN POSED FOR A
PICTURE WITH HIM. HE'S GONE FROM AMERICA'S MAYOR
TO "AMERICA'S SPRAYER." YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE MADE THIS
STORY UP, WE'D SAY IT WAS TOO MUCH. THIS MAN HAS PUT UP SOME
INCREDIBLE STATISTICS OVER THE PAST SIX WEEKS.
OCTOBER 23rd WE SEE HIM ON CAMERA PLAYING POCKET POOL WITH
BORAT'S DAUGHTER. NOVEMBER 7th HE HOLDS A PRESS
CONFERENCE IN AN ALLEY OUTSIDE A LANDSCAPING BUSINESS, ACROSS
FROM A DILDO SHOP. NOVEMBER 19th MOTOR OIL LEAKS
OUT OF HIS HEAD.
DECEMBER 2nd HE FARTS LOUDLY DURING A PRETEND ELECTION
HEARING IN MICHIGAN. AND HERE WE ARE ON DECEMBER 7th
AND COUNT FLATULA HAS THE CORONAVIRUS.
HAVE WE EVER SEEN A STREAK LIKE THIS?
I MEAN, THIS PUTS DiMAGGIO'S
56‐GAME HITTING STREAK TO SHAME. MANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAME IN
CONTACT WITH MR. GIULIANI ARE NOW FORCED TO QUARANTINE,
INCLUDING THE WOMAN WHO DYES HIS SIDEBURNS WITH HERSHEY SYRUP.
AND, OF COURSE, I KNOW YOU WILL JOIN ME IN WISHING RUDY A FULL
AND SPEEDY RETIREMENT. IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE
HOW THIS PLAYS OUT. ASSUMING RUDY IS GETTING THE
INVITE‐ONLY REGENERON TREATMENT THE PRESIDENT GOT, HE COULD COME
OUT OF THIS BIGGER THAN EVER. IN FACT, THERE'S TALK THAT CBS
IS IN TALKS TO MAKE HIM TV'S HOTTEST NEW CANTANKEROUS DEFENSE
ATTORNEY.
>> Jimmy: THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS MATLOCK ALWAYS WON.
SO ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE RUDY
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS MATLOCK ALWAYS WON.
SO ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE RUDY WILL BE SPENDING SOME TIME NOW
DOING THE OTHER KIND OF LYING. THE DOWN KIND.
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SO MUCH ATTENTION ON THAT DIZZY BLONDE
WOMAN AT THE HEARING IN MICHIGAN LAST WEEK, SHE GOT THE FULL
TREATMENT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WE MAY HAVE OVERLOOKED A
STAR OF A DIFFERENT TYPE. HER NAME IS DANA SMITH.
SHE WAS ALSO AT A RUDY HEARING, THIS ONE IN GEORGIA, AND THIS
WOMAN ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE
REALLY KNOWS HOW TO SPIN A YARN!
>> Jimmy: AS THE LATE
>>> THE REC CENTER WILL BEEN A BARN, AND IT WAS CONVERTED IN TO
A REC CENTER. IT WAS FREEZING COLD WHEN WE GOT
IN THERE, AN HVAC GUY CAME IN
AND SAIDS THE SHUT OFF. IT HAS TO BE IN A CLIMATE
CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT. HAVING IT IN A FREEZING AREA IS
IN THE A CLIMATE CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
THE GEORGIA MOUNTAINS CAN BE CHILLY.
YOU SHOULD LOOK IN THOUGH T THAT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: AS THE LATE JOHNNIE COCHRAN ONCE SAID, "IF
THE MACHINES ARE CHILLY, THE VOTES DON'T COUNT, SILLY."
THIS PERSON WAS ONE OF THE WITNESSES CLAIMING SHENANIGANS
WERE AFOOT. AND SHE HAD A LOT OF VERY
INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY.
>>> THERE WAS A POLL WATCHER WALKING AROUND WITH SPECIAL
BALLOT PAPER, WRITING DOWN COFFEE ORDERS ON THIS SPECIAL
BALLOT PAPER THAT PRINTS THE BALLOTS.
THOSE PRECIOUSES B BALLOTS, SHE TAKING A COFFEE ORDER ON IT.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S IT! ELECTION OVERTURNED!
ON WHAT GROUNDS ARE YOU BASING
YOUR CLAIMS?
>> JUST SAT THERE WATCHING THE BALLOTS.
I WAS NOT GOING LET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT.
THERE WAS A GAL NAMED GLORIA, AN ELDERLY GUY THAT I THINK HAD
COPD, BECAUSE I BROUGHT HIM HIS OXYGEN.
I FLAGGED DOWN THE SUPERVISOR AGAIN AND SAID, HEY, IS SOMEBODY
BRINGING THE TAB LOCKS AND SHE SAID ‐‐
>> MS. SMITH CAN YOU WRAP IT UP.
>> YEP, SO SHE SAID WE DON'T NEED THEM.
>> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S MY TIME, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT.
OH WAIT, WHAT? THERE'S MORE?!
>> ISN'T IT TRUE THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WON THAT COUNTY?
>> I DON'T GIVE A RIP WHO WON. WHAT MATTERS TO ME IS THAT THE
PEOPLE'SES VOTE IS MORE PROTECTED THAN THEIR URINE.
THE PROCESS IS FLAWED WHEN YOUR URINE IS MORE PROTECTED THAN
YOUR VOTE.
>> Jimmy: AND ON THAT NOTE, LET'S TAKE A BATHROOM BREAK.
SHE'S TERRIFIC. I WONDER IF SHE HAS A PODCAST?
BUT THIS IS WHAT TRUMP IS CLINGING TO, TESTIMONY FROM
CRAZY PEOPLE AND SOME WELL‐PLACED BULLYING.
THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP CALLED THE GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA, BRIAN KEMP,
AND REPORTEDLY ASKED HIM TO ORDER A SPECIAL SESSION OF THE
STATE LEGISLATURE TO OVERTURN THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION.
KEMP, WHO HAS BEEN A BIGLY SUPPORTER OF THE PRESIDENT SAID,
"I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE LEGAL AUTHORITY TO DO THAT."
AND SO, OF COURSE, TRUMP LASHED OUT VICIOUSLY AT HIM.
HE EVEN WENT TO GEORGIA TO DO IT. I LOVE THE FACT THAT THIS DUMMY
BRIAN KEMP ‐‐ FOR YEARS, BOWED TO TRUMP.
HE BENT OVER TO LET TRUMP FULLY PENETRATE HIM, GLADLY
SURRENDERING WHATEVER SHRED OF COMMON SENSE HIS SUPPORTERS
THOUGHT HE HAD, OVER TO THIS REALITY SHOW BUFFOON.
AND NOW HIS REWARD IS TRUMP TRAVELS TO HIS STATE TO CALL HIM
A STUPID, WORTHLESS CRIMINAL WHO SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL LOYALTY, DONALD TRUMP STYLE.
GOVERNOR KEMP DID NOT ATTEND TRUMP'S RALLY ON SATURDAY.
TRUMP VISITED THE STATE, PURPORTEDLY TO PROMOTE THE TWO
REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FOR SENATE IN THEIR RUNOFF ELECTION.
BUT THAT TURNED INTO A PRESIDENTIAL PITY PARTY ALMOST
RIGHT AWAY.
>>> THEY WANT YOU TO BE QUIET. THEY WANT YOU TO GO AWAY, BUT WE
DON'T GO AWAY. WE DON'T GO AWAY. WE WILL NEVER SUR REARSURRENDER
WILL ALWAYS WIN. WE ALWAYS WIN, SOMEHOW, WE FIND
A WAY TO WIN. BECAUSE WE ARE ALL VICTIMS.
ALL THESE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT, THEY ARE ALL
VICTIMS EVERY ONE OF YOU.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY ONE OF YOU NOT WEARING A MASK IS
A VICTIM. WHAT AN INSPIRING MESSAGE ON
PEARL HARBOR DAY FROM OUR COMMANDER‐IN‐CHIEF.
TRUMP HAD A LOT TO SAY THIS WEEKEND IN GEORGIA.
SO WE SLOWED HIM DOWN TO HALF SPEED FOR ONE OF WHAT WILL
PROBABLY BE FEW REMAINING EDITIONS OF "DRUNK DONALD
TRUMP."
♪
CUCUMBERS, WHO, WHO DOES CUCUMBERS AROUND HERE?
BECAUSE I LIKE CUCUMBERS, CAN YOU ‐‐ I'M THE ONLY ONE.
I LIKE CUCUMBERS.
♪
>> Jimmy: HE LIKES CUCUMBERS. THE STATE OF GEORGIA
RE‐CERTIFIED THEIR RESULTS TODAY AND GUESS WHAT?
JOE BIDEN WON AGAIN. TRUMP HAS YET TO CONCEDE.
HE WILL NEVER CONCEDE. THIS IS DAY 34 OF SQUATTERGATE.
TODAY HE AWARDED THE MEDAL OF
WHICH IS A ‐‐ FREEDOM TO THE GREAT WRESTLING
CHAMPION DAN GABLE, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT
HE SOMEHOW EVEN MADE THAT ABOUT HIM.
>> HE WON 117 CONSECUTIVE MATCHES, AND LOST ONLY ONE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IN POLITICS, I WON TWO, SO I'M 2‐0.
AND THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO. BUT WE WILL SEE HOW THAT TURNS
OUT.
>> Jimmy: HE'LL BE THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO AWARD HIMSELF THE
MEDAL OF FREEDOM BEFORE HE GOES. TRUMP IS MILKING THIS FOR EVERY
DROP. THERE ARE REPORTS THAT HE'S EVEN
PLANNING A BIG TV SEND‐OFF FOR HIMSELF.
ONE SCENARIO BEING DISCUSSED IS ON JANUARY 20th, TRUMP WOULD FLY
TO FLORIDA ON AIR FORCE ONE TO HOLD A RALLY AT THE EXACT SAME
TIME AS BIDEN'S INAUGURATION SPEECH.
I WONDER IF HE REALIZES THAT, AS OF JANUARY 20th, HE DOESN'T GET
TO RIDE ON AIR FORCE ONE? IT'S NOT HIS PLANE.
THE MINUTE JOE BIDEN PUTS HIS HAND ON THAT BIBLE, I HOPE THEY
HAND HIM A PARACHUTE AND OPEN THE DOOR.
EVERYONE IN THE TRUMPERVERSE IS MAKING A RUN FOR THE EXIT.
THERE ARE REPORTS THAT ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR MIGHT QUIT
BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. BARR SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE
TIME ORGANIZING HIS DRAWER OF ARMPIT‐STAINED UNDERSHIRTS.
ONE GUY THAT IS NOT GOING IS DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.
FAUCI SAID HE HAS BEEN CONTACTED TO STAY ON.
AND HE WOULD LIKE TO STAY ON AS COVID CONTINUES TO HIT NEW HIGHS
IN THE COUNTRY. THEY SAY WE CAN BE IN FOR A
FRIGHTENING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. A HAD LOT OF HOSPITALS ARE ON
THE VERGE OF BEING OVERWHELMED AND WHEN FAMILIES GATHER IN
DOORS, BAD THINGS HAPPEN. IN ADDITION TO NEW WARNINGS, THE
NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH IS TRYING TO KEEP SAFETY AT TOP OF
MIND THIS SEASON.
>>> ELF ON A SHELF KEEPS KIDS ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR.
THERE'S A NEW SET OF GUIDELINES IN 2020 INTRODUCING FAUCI ON A
COUCHI, KEEPING COVID IN CHECK.
>> EXCUSE ME, DON'T GO ABOUT OUTSIDE WITHOUT YOUR MASK.
>> NOTHING ESCAPES DR. FAUCI'S WATCHFUL EYE.
>> HEY! SNEEZE IN TO YOUR ELBOW, WE
DON'T WANT FLYING DROPLETS.
>> YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE HE WILL POP UP NEXT.
>> YOU ONLY WASHED YOUR HANDS FOR 14 SECONDS.
SING THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG TWICE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
SING IT WITH ME.
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
♪ CHA, CHA, CHA.
>> EACH ONE HAND CRAFTED AND ACTUAL SIZE.
AND ONCE EVERYONE IS SNUG IN BED, FAUCI ON A COUCHI DISPENSES
ANTI‐BACTERIAL MIST TO SANITIZE THE HOUSE.
DON'T LET FAUCI CATCH YOU SPREADING MISINFORMATION.
>> MY DADDY SAID THE VIRUS IS A HOAX PERPETRATED BY THE DEEP
STATE AND THE VIRUS HAS TINY MICROCHIPS ‐‐
>> WHOA! CD SEE YOU LATER.
>> KEEP YOUR KIDS COVID SAFE
WITH FAUCI ON COUCHI.
FAUCI ON A COUCHI, AVAILABLE AT COSTCO.
>> AVOID COSTCO AT ALL COSTS. STAY HOME.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
TONY ROMO IS WITH US, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MILEY CYRUS.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, DALLAS COWBOYS LEGEND
AND FOOTBALL ANALYST EXTRAORDINAIRE, THE ONE AND UNO
TONY ROMO IS WITH US. ALL THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW
SHOWS WITH EMILY BLUNT, KEEGAN‐MICHAEL KEY,
STACEY ABRAMS, ISLA FISHER, KYLE CHANDLER, AND TIM ALLEN.
WITH MUSIC FROM ARI LENNOX, INGRID ANDRESS, AND
STURGILL SIMPSON. PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A GRAMMY‐NOMINATED ARTIST WITH
MUSIC AND MULLETS IN HER DNA. THIS IS HER NEW ALBUM, "PLASTIC
HEARTS." PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MILEY CYRUS.
>>> HELLO, MILEY CYRUS.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD.
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, I WISH YOU COULD BE HERE IN PERSON.
BUT WE HAVE THIS VIRUS TO DEAL WITH.
IS THAT TECHNICALLY A MULLET, YOUR HAIRSTYLE?
>> YES, YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY ALL OF US HAVE HAD TO DO ADJUST,
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THINGS SHUTTING DOWN AND KEEPING US
FROM DOING OUR STANDARD ROUTINES WHICH ONE OF THEM WAS GOING TO
GET A HAIRCUT FOR ME. AND SO MY MOM OFFERED, MY BANGS,
MY BANGS WERE GETTING LONG AND SHE SAID, I CAN CUT YOUR HAIR
AND I ONLY KNOW HOW ON DO ONE HAIRSTYLE.
AND I HAVE BEEN DOING IT SINCE 1992 FOR YOUR DAD AND YOUR
BROTHERS AND ALL MY MOM CAN DO
IS A MULL ET, SO I HAD ONE OPTIONS AND I NEEDED IT.
>> Jimmy: WE LEARNED THE HISTORY OF THE CYRUS FAMILY MULLET, WAS
YOUR DAD FLATTERED THAT YOU GOT A CUT SIMILAR TO HADIS?
>> I THINK IT IS SOMETHING GENETICALLY WHERE IT GROWS
LONGER ON THE TOP THAN IN THE BACK.
IT'S A NATURAL SHAPE OUR HAIR GROWS?
>> Jimmy: SO IN A WAY, YOU WERE BORN TO HAVE A MULLET?
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU IN L. A. RIGHT NOW?
>> I AM, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING TO ME FROM YOUR STUDIO,
SO I'M JOINING YOU FROM MINE. THIS IS MY MUSIC STUDIO.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR DAD SINCE IT
HAS BEEN GOING ON?
>> I HAVE NOT AND MY DAD, ACTUALLY HAD A BIRTHDAY KIND OF
IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS PANDEMIC.
THIS IS THE LONGEST I HAVE GONE WITHOUT SEEING MY DAD.
MY DAD WENT A YEAR WITHOUT EATING PIZZA AND HE JUST, YOU
KNOW ‐‐ I THINK KEEPING, YOU KNOW, PURPOSE IN THIS PANDEMIC
HAS BEEN IMPORTANT TO ALL OF US. MY DAD THOUGHT HE WOULD TRY
SOMETHING HE HAS NEVER DONE, GOING A YEAR WITHOUT PIZZA AND
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, I MADE HIM ONE THAT WAS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.
EVERYTHING ELSE I DO. I TRY TO KEEP IT RIDICULOUS.
AND I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO DELIVER HIM HIS PIZZA.
SO NOW I'M STUCK WITH IT.
>> Jimmy: OH, AND LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE PIZZA.
IT LOOKED LIKE A PRETTY GOOD PIZZA.
IT'S NOT REALLY A PIZZA, IS IT?
>> SO MY DAD WAS A BIT DISAPPOINTED, BUT HE SAID IT WAS
JUST A REFLECTION ON LIFE BECAUSE I GOT HIM A PIZZA AFTER
A YEAR OF NOT HAVING ONE. BUT IT WAS NOT REAL BECAUSE MY
PRIORITIES WAS, BEING ABLE TO KEEP IT, AND YOU KNOW, IT COULD
BE MORE OF LIKE SOMETHING HE COULD REMEMBER ME BY EVERY TIME
HE WALKED BY AN OVER SIZED RIDICULOUSLY BAKED PIZZA.
SO HE COULD BE DISAPPOINTED AND HE PROBABLY WAS IN MY MANY YEARS
OF THE EVOLUTION OF ME.
>> Jimmy: SO FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, YOU DECIDED TO TORTURE HIM.
THIS IS A MAN WHO LIKES PIZZA, WHY YES?
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND DECIDED TO CUT IT OUT.
>> THAT'S BEEN OUR DAD/DAUGHTER DYNAMIC WAS TO SEE HOW MUCH I
COULD DISAPPOINT MY FATHER. LAST TIME I WAS ON YOUR SHOW, I
WORE NO CLOTHES. THE PIZZA IS GOING UP IN THE
GAME, IT'S A GOOD THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, MY DAD WOULD BE MORE DISAPPOINTED IF I WERE TO
WEAR NO CLOTHES THAN THE FAKE PIZZA. BUT EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR
QUIRKS.
>> I BOUGHT MY FIRST SWEATER SINCE I SAW YOU LAST TIME.
I THOUGHT I WOULD WEAR IT TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE GROWN.
>> Jimmy: THAT TRUE, YOU NEVER PURCHASED A SWEATER BEFORE?
>> I THINK NO, MY PARENTS USED TO BUY ME SWEATERS AND WHEN I
WAS A KID, I USED TO STRIP DOWN NAKED IN PUBLIC PLACES AND THEY
THOUGHT I WOULD OUTGROW IT AND I OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T.
MY PARENTS WOULD BUY ME SWEATERS AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU WOULD
BUY FOR A CHILD AND MY FAVORITE PLACE TO STRIP DOWN WAS IN
CHURCH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU MAY AS WELL DO IT IN FRONT OF THE LORD.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY. I WILL GET FORGIVEN AND DO IT
THERE AND KEEP IT CONVENIENT.
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS.
BUT WHEN JOE ABIDE INWON THE ELECTION, YOU DO AGREE THAT JOE
BIDEN WON THE ELECTION, YES?
>> YES, YOU I LIVE ON EARTH AND YES I DO.
>> Jimmy: WHEN JOE BIDEN WON THE ELECTION, YOUR SONG "PARTY IN
THE USA" ISSE E10 OR 11 YEARS O IT CHARTED AGAIN.
IT KIND OF CAME BACK ON ITS OWN.
>> ONE THING THAT'S BECOME PRETTY AMAZING ABOUT "PARTY IN
THE USA," IT'S BECOME A SONG THAT REPRESENTS VICTORY.
IT'S PLAYED AT, WHEN TEAMS WIN BASEBALL AND ALL DIFFERENT
SPORTS, IT ENDS UP CHARTING. THIS WAS A WHOLE TAKING THAT,
YOU KNOW, THAT MEANING AND PURPOSE.
WHEN YOU WRITE A SONG OR CREATE A SONG LIKE PARTY IN THE USA,
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE TEN YEARS LATER.
IT WAS AN HONOR THAT IN SOME SMALL WAY I COULD PLAY A PART IN
THE CELEBRATION THAT TOOK PLACE AFTER JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA WON
THIS ELECTION. VERY PROUD TO BE A PART OF IT.
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN ASKED TO PERFORM AT THE INAUGURATION?
>> I HAVEN'T YET. BUT I HAVE NOW, I HAD TWO
VERSIONS OF PARTY IN THE USA ACTUALLY, ON DECK.
I HAVE TWO VERSIONS READY. ONE THAT WAS MELANCHOLY, THAT
WAS ALL ON A VIOLIN THAT WAS ONE
REFLECTION OF A DIRECTION WE COULD HAVE GONE.
SO I HAVE THE OTHER THAT IS OPTIMISTIC AND I WOULD LOVE TO
DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT THINKING. YOU ARE COVERING ALL THE BASES
WE SENT OVER EARLY, A HOLIDAY PRESENT FOR YOU.
I KNOW THIS IS A GENUINE SURPRISE.
I HOPE SOMEBODY HAS IT THERE. THEY WILL GIVE YOU A PACKAGE
RIGHT NOW. I WOULD LIKE IF YOU WOULD NOT
MIND TO OPEN THE PACKAGE AND ‐‐
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: TO SEE WHAT IS INSIDE. HOPEFULLY IT'S ‐‐
>> MY DOG IS SO TALENTED, MY DOG JUST BROUGHT THIS TO ME.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. THERE'S ANOTHER DOG IN THERE.
SO ‐‐ OKAY. HERE WE GO.
>> I NEED LIKE A KNIFE, BUT USUALLY THEY DON'T HESITATE ME
HAVE.
>> Jimmy: ASK THE DOG FOR A KNIFE?
>> CAN I HAVE A KNIFE! HOLD ON, I NEED A NIEMPT.
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH AS WELL AS WE PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE.
>> YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: BUT ‐‐
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO. I WILL DO IT WITH MY NAILS.
I COULD DO IT WITH MY TEETH BUT THEY WERE EXPENSIVE AND I DON'T
WANT TO RUIN THEM HAD.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A TOOTHLESS
MILEY CYRUS.
>> OKAY, WE ARE GETTING THE PACKAGE OPEN.
>> Jimmy: NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON TELEVISION.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT? YOU CAN'T CUT THIS DOWN EITHER
IN THE EDIT.
>> Jimmy: NO, THERE WILL BE NO EDITING THIS.
>> OKAY, WE ARE ALMOST THERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE ONLY EDIT.
>> I HAVE TO USE THE FOOT, WHAT THE HELL THE DID THEY THINK?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW.
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW. BUT BELIEVE ME THERE WILL BE
CONVERSATIONS POST SHOW. YEAH, THAT IS, WOW.
>> OKAY, HOLD ON.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. MILEY ‐‐
>> THIS IS NOT GOING.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW.
>> I'M LIKE A CHILD.
>> Jimmy: POTENTIALLY DAMAGED THE ITEM.
>> SORRY, I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THIS MAY BE THE DUMBEST THING WE HAVE EVER DONE
HERE.
>> I WOULD NOT DISAGREE. OKAY, HOLD ON.
>> Jimmy: I'M AGAIN, VERY SORRY, MILEY.
>> I SEE WHAT IT IS, YOU THE DID NOT THINK THIS IT THROUGH AT
ALL.
>> Jimmy: YES, WE DID NOT THINK IT THROUGH.
>> I CAN GET IT.
>> Jimmy: THIS ITEM THAT SHOULD NEVER COME OUT OF THAT BOX ‐‐
>> OKAY, IT'S GOING TO BE HUNG IN THE BOX TO REMEMBER THIS.
>> Jimmy: IS A PLATINUM RECORD, NOT A PLATINUM RECORD, A DIAMOND
RECORD INDICATING THAT PARTY IN THE USA HAS REACHED DIAMOND
STATUS, WHICH MEANS TEN TIMES PLATINUM.
>> WELL, THANK YOU. NOW, I AM GOING TO HANG THIS IN
MY HOME. BUT I'M LEAVING IN THE ‐‐ BOX.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS, WE WILL
BE RIGHT BACK WITH MILEY CYRUSS.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONY ROMO IS ON THE WAY.
THERE'S MILEY CYRUS WITH HER DIAMOND CERTIFIED RECORD.
>> I GOT IT AND IT'S WRAPPED IN PLASTIC, IT'S PERFECT.
IT GOES WELL WITH THE NEW RECORD. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE WELCOME, YOU ARE WELCOME.
MOST PEOPLE KNOW A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT MILEY CYRUS, IS
IT POSSIBLE THAT THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE, A SUPERFAN.
WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT MILEY THAN MILEY HERSELF.
AND WE ARE TO FIND OUT AS WE PLAY "WHO KNOWS MILEY?"
>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR COMPETITION, HE IS A YOUNG MAN,
HE IS 20 YEARS OLD. HE IS A SUPERFAN, WE HAVE A
PHOTO OF HIS CHILDHOOD BEDROOM, YOU CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE
FEATURED PROMINENTLY.
>> THANK YOU.
HE'S BEEN TO MANY OF YOUR CONCERTS, HAD A MILEY‐THEMED
BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND RECENTLY STARTED USING KETCHUP ON HIS
FOOD BECAUSE HE LEARNED YOU LIKE KETCHUP.
MEET YOUR OBSESSED OPPONENT, PAUL FEENO!
PAUL, TELL US WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT MILEY.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU.
>> Jimmy: BALL, SAY HELLO TO MILEY.
>> HI, MILEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT LIVED YOUR LIFE BY DOING EVERYTHING
THAT I DO. IT'S VERY CONTROVERSIAL SOME OF
THE ACTIVITIES.
>> IT COULD DEFINITELY GET ME IN A BIT OF TROUBLE.
BUT IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT.
>> Jimmy: BAPAUL, DOES YOUR MOM CUT YOUR HAIR?
>> NO.
>> MY MOM CAN CUT YOURS.
>> WOULD SHE?
>> IT WOULD LOOK SICKENING ON YOU.
>> Jimmy: PAUL, I WANT TO SHOW A PHOTO, THIS IS PAUL'S FIRST
CONVERT AS A YOUNG BOY. YOU WERE HEADED TO SEE MILEY
WHERE?
>> HANNAH MONTANA BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOUR. IT WAS THE MOMENT.
IT HONESTLY WAS THE MOMENT.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, THIS IS THE MOMENT, THIS WHERE ARE IT
ALL HAPPENS. THIS GAME IS VERY SIMPLE.
I WILL ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS ABOUT MILEY CYRUS, IF YOU KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTIONS, I WAS THINKING YOU WOULD HOLDUP A
SHOE, BUT MILEY YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SHOES.
>> THEY SAY MILEY.
>> WE LOVE.
>> I PLAY GAMES BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
>> WHOEVER RAISES THE SHOE FIRST, I WILL CALL ON.
A CORRECT ANSWER IS WORTH TEN POINTS IF YOU ARE WRONG YOUR
OPPONENT GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL, HERE WE GO.
ARE YOU READY?
>> I WILL NOT KNOW ANY OF THIS,
I HAVE SMOKE LOT OF WEED, BUTTOCK.
>> Jimmy: MILEY.
>> IT'S A DREAM CATCHER.
>> IT IS, YOU HAVE TO RAISE YOUR SHOE, PAUL.
YOU HAVE TO RAISE YOUR SHOE. FOR GOD'S SAKE.
DO YOU HAVE A SHOE?
>> I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HOW MANY TATTOO DOES MILEY
CURRENTLY HAVE? PAUL?
>> 27.
>> Jimmy: OH. GO UP. MILEY?
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO WE KNOW THIS AND YOU DON'T?
>> BECAUSE YOU PROBABLE ARE MUCH MORE COHERENT WHEN I GET THE
TATTOO.
>> Jimmy: THE ANSWER IS 74.
>> HUH? ON HANNAH MONTANA WHICH SNACK
DID OLIVER AND JACKSON ACCIDENTLY INVENT, PAUL?
>> CHEESE BEEF JERKY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, PAUL, CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE TIED.
WE HAVE A TIE GAME.
>> SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE NAME OF
THE SONG PA PARODY THAT WEIRD
DID OF MILEY'S SONGS? NEITHER OF YOU KNOW IT?
I KNEW THIS ONE.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?
THE ANSWER IS PARTY IN THE CIA, NOT ONE OF HIS BETTER PARODIES
IS.
>> WE DON'T KNOW STERN TRIVIA. NAME THREE OF MILEY'S DOGS.
>> MARY JANE, EMU AND GENE.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. PAUL, CAN YOU NAME THE OTHERS?
>> YES, TAMMY, HAPPY, DORA ‐‐
>> Jimmy: IS THERE A TAMMY?
>> LITTLE DOG.
>> IT'S TAWNEY.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, PAUL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU ARE CHOKING HERE.
>> IT'S THE NERVES I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT WAS MILEY WEARING IN HER
FIRST INSTAGRAM POST?
>> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: PAUL.
>> NOTHING.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: INCORRECT. YOU WERE WEARING A GOLD
ONE‐PIECE SWIMSUIT.
>> OH!
>> AND THAT'S THE LOOK.
>> Jimmy: NAME THREE MILEY CYRUS ALBUMS TO REACH 100 ON THE BILL
BOARD 100. PAUL?
>> HANNAH MONTANA AND BANGERS AND THE NEW ALBUM, PLASTIC
HEARTS?
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT, PAUL.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT IS NUMBER ONE.
IT'S NUMBER ONE ON THE ROCK CHART.
>> Jimmy: MEET MILEY CYRUS BREAK‐OUT AND BANGERS WERE THE
ANSWERS. YOU NO HE WH‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT I'
TO DO? I'M GOING TO AWARD THE PRIZES TO
MYSELF FOR THE GAME. THEN, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE
HAVE.
>> DO YOU HAVE A PRESENT THAT YOU CANNOT OPEN BECAUSE IT'S SO
SECURELY PACKAGED THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN GET IN TO THE
CONTENTS?
>> Jimmy: YES, MILEY, WHAT WILL YOU SAY, PAUL?
WHY NOT GIVE HIM THE BOX THAT THAT THAT THING CAME IN.
>> PAUL, I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS RAZOR THAT I JUST SHAVED
WITH THAT STILL HAS THE HAIR IN IT.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WHAT A TREASURE.
>> MY HAIR BRUSH.
>> Jimmy: SEND IT ALL.
>> AND THIS KNIFE.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW. ALL RIGHT, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
GIFT. MILEY HAS A GREAT PERFORMANCE
FOR US LATER ON, I THANK YOU
PAUL, THANK YOU MILEY. STICK AROUND.
>> WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE DOG'S COHN?
>> I NEE‐‐ ORDER UP CASH REWARDN
MY PHONE.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WORKS.
>> OH, GUILLERMO.
♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM MILEY CYRUS IS ON THE
WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST WENT FROM UNDRAFTED QUARTERBACK FROM A
SMALL COLLEGE TO LONGTIME ALL‐PRO FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS,
AND NOW, THE MOST CELEBRATED FOOTBALL ANALYST IN TV HISTORY.
HE'S PROBABLY PSYCHIC, TOO. FROM "THE NFL ON CBS," PLEASE
WELCOME, TONY ROMO.
>> HEY, TONY. HOW ARE YOU?
>> DOING GOOD, JIMMY. THANKS FOR THAT AUDIENCE.
THAT WAS REALLY A NICE GESTURE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE HAVE LIKE A TENTH OF THE AUDIENCE HERE, BY
THE WAY, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE WERE IN AUSTIN, WE
HAD THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE. IT WAS 2015.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE SHOW THAT NIGHT?
>> I DO REMEMBER, ACTUALLY. YOU DECIDED ON TO GO AHEAD AND
SIGN EVERY AUTOGRAPH FOR EVERYBODY, AND I HAD TO LEAVE
BECAUSE YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO ME.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
>> I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. THAT IS WRONG.
>> Jimmy: WE WENT TO WILLIE NELSON'S HOUSE AFTER THAT SHOW.
WE DROVE AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WILLIE NELSON'S HOUSE AND WHEN
WE GOT THERE, WILLIE WAS SOUND IS ASLEEP.
>> HE IS NOT EXAGGERATING. WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TOO, IS
HE GOES, HEY, LET'S GO TO WILLIE NELSON'S, WE WILL HAVE A GREAT
NIGHT. WE ARE IN AUSTIN. IT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO HERE.
IT'S A BIG TIME DEAL, THIS IS FUN. IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC.
I'M LIKE GREAT, LET'S DRIVE AROUND THE CORNER AND GO TO
WILLIE'S HOUSE AND WE GET IN THE CAR AND IT'S LIKE, OKAY, IT'S 97
MINUTES AWAY. AND I'M LIKE, OKAY, THIS SHOULD
BE A GREAT TIME. BUT AT THAT POINT, IT GOING TO
BE MIDNIGHT, SHOULD WE CONTINUE TO GO?
OR JUST HAVE A DRINK NEXT DOOR AND JIMMY, YOU KNOW, AS GOOD A
FRIEND AS YOU ARE WITH WILLIE YOU DECIDED WE SHOULD GO AND IT
WAS AN INTERESTING NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY THAT, WE WERE IN THE LAST ROW OF A CHEVY
SUBURBAN, THE ONE WHERE YOU MAYBE PUT TWO KIDS.
WE WERE JAMMED IN THERE AND WHEN WE GOT THERE, NOBODY WAS AWAKE.
THEY SAID ‐‐ WE SAID, WELL, WILLIE INVITED US.
IS SO THEY WENT AND WOKE WILLIE UP AND WILLIE CAME OUT.
HIS BRAIDS WERE ALL ‐‐ UP. AND IT WAS, IT WAS ‐‐ YEAH.
WELL, ANYWAY.
>> BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY. WE ACTUALLY WENT THERE, YOU HAVE
TO REMEMBER, IT WAS NOT JUST HEY LET'S GO HANG OUT WITH WILLIE.
THERE WAS A GOOD SHIN DIG GOING ON. IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN PARTY,
GET TOGETHER FOR LIKE FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
JUST A BUNCH OF FUN PEOPLE. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT
TIME. I'M LIKE, WOW, JIMMY IS INVITING
ME. THIS IS COOL AND SPECIAL AND I
GET TO SEE WILLIE NELSON. I'M SO EXCITED.
GUESS WHAT, WE GO 97 MINUTES. WILLIE WENT TO SLEEP.
NO ONE IS HERE. THE PARTY ENDED TWO HOURS AGO.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HANG OUT? I'M LIKE, WELL, WE DROVE 97
MINUTES MAYBE WE SHOULD AT LEAST HANG OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
IS ARE WE ALLOWED TO COME THROUGH THE GATE.
THAT WAS QUESTIONABLE TOO.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN WE WERE RIGHT BACK ON THE ROAD AGAIN.
97 MORE MINUTES HOME. BUT, BOY, WOW, THAT SEEMS LIKE,
I MOW IT WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS AGO, IT SEEMS LIKE 30 YEARS AGO.
YOU WERE PLAYING FOR THE COWBOYS AND NOW YOU HAVE BECOME A BIG
TIME BROADCASTER AND I REALLY, I WANT TO SAY THIS, AND I AM NOT
JUST TOOTING MY OWN HORN HERE.
I FEEL LIKE MY COUSIN SAH AND I
ARE PARTILY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SUCCESS.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT. I DECIDE TODAY TO MAKE A CHANGE
AND YOU HELPED ME.
>> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU SIGNED TO FOR CBS, AND CORRECT ME IF I
HAVE ANY OF HIS WRONG. WE TAME TO YOUR HOUSE, CAME TO
DALLAS FOR YOUR RETIREMENT PARTY AND IT WAS THE DAYTIME.
WE SHOWED UP WAY EARLY FOR THE PARTY.
WE ARE EITHER LATE OR EARLY. NO IN BETWEEN.
WE SHOWED UP WAY EARLY FOR THE PARTY AND YOU AND SAL WERE
TALKING AND SAL SAID, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO
PRACTICE IS TO PLAY MADDEN AND ALL THE ELEMENTS ARE THERE.
WE COULD PLAY MADDEN AND YOU COULD DO THE COLOR COMMENTARY
DURING THE VIDEO GAME. AND YOU SAID, THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, SAL. SO THE TWO ON YOU SAT DOWN AND
STARTED PLAYING MADDEN, AND I THINK YOU PRACTICED FOR ABOUT
THREE MINUTES. AND THEN, YOU JUST STARTED
PLAYING MADDEN THE WHOLE TIME. AND THEN WE WATCHED YOU PLAY
MADDEN FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS. AND A TEENAGER WAS TAUNTING YOU
AS I RECALL. RIGHT?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S ONLINE. THERE'S A LOT OF COMPETITION
INVOLVED. SOY WISH I COULD HAVE REALLY
BEEN MORE RECEPTIVE TO YOU AND SAL BEING NEXT TO ME.
YOU KNOW, ALL OF YOUR STUFF ABOUT WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY
TOMORROW FOR FUNNY STUFF. AND I'M LIKE, THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN SAY THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUNNY AND
SAL IS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I WAS LIKE, THERE'S A KID THAT IS IN THE TOP 100 IN THE WORLD
AND WE HAVE TO PLAY HIM SNUFRMT NOT PLAYING YOURSELF.
I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING THAT YOU PICKED BEN
ROETHLISBERGER AS YOUR PLAYER AND THEN THIS KID WAS TAUNTING
YOU, NOT HAVING ANY IDEA THAT HE WAS PLAYING THE REAL TONY ROMO.
>> WELL, I'M NOT PREJUDICE AT ALL TO WHO I PLAY WITH OR WHO I
PLAY AGAINST. AT THE END OF THE DAY IT'S ABOUT
WINNING, I DECIDED IF I AM GOING TO TRY AND WIN, I HAVE TO GET
RID OF TONY ROMO IN THIS GAME.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT BIG BEN IN THERE.
BUT YOU WERE ‐‐ I HAVE TO DO SAY, I WAS AMAZED AT HOW WELL
AND QUICKLY AND I GUESS IT'S DUMB, BUT HOW QUICKLY YOU READ
ALL THE DEFENSES PLAYING MADDEN, AND IT MADE ME REALIZE THAT
MADDEN IS REALLY LIKE, I MEAN, THAT'S A, THAT'S LIKE A REAL
GAME. RIGHT?
>> IT'S A REAL GAME. I WILL SAY THIS.
THEY HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB. IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS THEY HAVE
EVOLVED IT TO WHERE YOU COULD TEACH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL KIDS BY
PLAYING MADDEN. I KNOW THAT'S CRAZY.
OUR KIDS GET VIDEO GAME TIME CUT OFF AT CERTAIN TIMES.
IT ULTIMATELY TEACHES YOU. COVER THREE, THESE ARE THE
CONCEPTS THAT BEAT COVER 2, COVER 3, MAN‐TO‐MAN.
AND THE GAME DOES A GOOD JOB AT THAT.
THAT IS WHAT TAUGHT SAL ABOUT FOOTBALL.
HE DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW COUSIN SAL LEARNED ABOUT FOOTBALL.
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GIFTS AND I THINK IT'S A HIDDEN TALENT AND
I'M HOPING THAT YOU CAN SHARE IS WITH THE WORLD.
IT'S YOU DO IMPRESSIONS AND NOW, A LOT ON PEOPLE DO IMPRESSIONS,
BUT THESE ARE NOT THE TYPICAL VOICE IMPRESSIONS, YOU DO
IMPRESSIONS OF OTHER QUARTERBACKS.
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> Jimmy: OH. NOW, I SEEM TO RECALL BEING IN A
RESTAURANT WITH YOU AT WHICH TIME YOU DID THE STANCES OF
VARIOUS QUARTERBACKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> NEVER, DON'T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: THAT DOESN'T RING A BELL AT ALL?
>> THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S THE FIRST I HEARD OF IT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU FORGET IT AT WILLIE'S HOUSE?
>> THAT WAS THE NIGHT I FORGOT A LOT OF STUFF.
YOU ARE ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING ‐‐ I ARE WILL GO AHEAD
AND MAKE IT LOOK OKAY.
>> Jimmy: DO TOMB BRADY. BECAUSE THESE ARE FANTASTIC.
DO A LITTLE TOM BRADY. LET'S SEE ‐‐
>> I DON'T KNOW, WHO DO YOU WANT?
>> Jimmy: TOM BRADY. TOM BRADY.
>> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT, WE WILL SEE, THIS IS
THE BEST I GOT, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S SILLY.
>> Jimmy: WE WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
WE WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
>> HE GETS A SNAP.
>> Jimmy: OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT HAD. NOW PEYTON MANNING, READY?
>> Jimmy: DO PEYTON, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS GREAT.
>> ALL RIGHT, BRETT FAVRE, BRETT FA FAVRE, LET'S GO BACK IN TIME.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE ON A ROLL.
WOW. THAT'S, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU HAVE A SHOW, I THINK
THIS COULD, YOU COULD, YOU COULD BE IN VEGAS IN THE OFF‐SEASON.
DOING THIS STUFF. THINK BIT.
>> I COULD BE AND THEN MY WIFE WOULD GO AHEAD AND SAY, GO AHEAD
AND STAY THERE.
>> Jimmy: TONY, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
I KNOW YOU ARE DOING THE SUPER BOWL, YOU THINK THERE WILL BE A
SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR? WILL WE HAVE ONE?
>> I DO. I THINK THE NFL HAS DONE A
UNBELIEVABLE JOB. THE FACT THAT THEY ARE AT THIS
POINT IT'S INCREDIBLE. THEY HAVE DONE THINGS RIGHT.
IT WILL NOT BE LIKE YOU HAD WITH MILEY CYRUS, OTHER THAN THAT,
IT'S SECOND.
>> Jimmy: CAN WE WATCH YOU OPEN A BOX FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR.
TONY ROMO.
>> I CAN DO IT WITH MY HANDS.
>> Jimmy: WATCH TONY AND JIM NANCE AND THE SUPER BOWL
FEBRUARY SEVENTH. WE BE BACK WITH MUSIC FROM MILEY
CYRUS.
>> Jimmy: THANKS TO TONY ROMO. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, HER ALBUM IS CALLED "PLASTIC
HEARTS." WITH THE SONG, "PRISONER,"
MILEY CYRUS!
♪ PRISONER PRISONER
LOCKED UP CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND ♪
♪ OFF MY MIND
LORD KNOWS I TRIED A MILLION TIMES ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES OH‐WOAH
WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ STRUNG OUT ON A FEELING
MY HANDS ARE TIED YOUR FACE ON MY CEILING ♪
♪ I FANTASIZE
OH I CAN'T CONTROL IT I CAN'T CONTROL IT ♪
♪ I TRY TO REPLACE IT
WITH CITY LIGHTS I'LL NEVER ESCAPE IT ♪
♪ I NEED THE HIGH
OH I CAN'T CONTROL IT I CAN'T CONTROL IT ♪
♪ YOU KEEP MAKING IT
HARDER TO STAY BUT I STILL CAN'T RUN AWAY ♪
♪ I GOTTA KNOW WHY CAN'T YOU
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ PRISONER PRISONER
LOCKED UP CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND ♪
♪ OFF MY MIND
LORD KNOWS I TRIED A MILLION TIMES ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES OH‐WOAH
WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ PRISONER PRISONER
LOCKED UP CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND ♪
♪ OFF MY MIND
LORD KNOWS I TRIED A MILLION TIMES ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES OH‐WOAH
WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ I TASTED HEAVEN NOW I
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT I CAN'T FORGET YOU AND ♪
♪ YOUR LOVE IS THE LOUDEST
OH I CAN'T CONTROL IT I CAN'T CONTROL IT ♪
♪ YOU KEEP MAKING IT
HARDER TO STAY BUT I STILL CAN'T RUN AWAY ♪
♪ I GOTTA KNOW WHY CAN'T YOU
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ PRISONER PRISONER
LOCKED UP CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND ♪
♪ OFF MY MIND
LORD KNOWS I TRIED A MILLION TIMES ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES OH‐WOAH
WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ PRISONER PRISONER
LOCKED UP CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND ♪
♪ OFF MY MIND
LORD KNOWS I TRIED A MILLION TIMES ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES OH‐WOAH
WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ CAN'T GET YOU OFF MY MIND
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO ♪
♪ MILLION TIMES
I WANNA KNOW WHY CAN'T YOU WHY CAN'T YOU ♪
♪ I WANNA KNOW WHY CAN'T YOU
WHY CAN'T YOU I GOTTA KNOW WHY CAN'T YOU ♪
♪ WHY CAN'T YOU
♪