1 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:19,718 >>> FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." I'M JIMMY. 2 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,486 KIMMEL LIVE." I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 3 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:20,986 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 4 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:21,553 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE AWAKE. 5 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,789 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE AWAKE. ON YET ANOTHER DAY OF ELECTILE 6 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,158 I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE AWAKE. ON YET ANOTHER DAY OF ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION IN WASHINGTON DC. 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,060 ON YET ANOTHER DAY OF ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION IN WASHINGTON DC. THIS IS DAY 13 OF 8 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:34,867 DYSFUNCTION IN WASHINGTON DC. THIS IS DAY 13 OF "SQUATTERGATE." 9 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:35,467 THIS IS DAY 13 OF "SQUATTERGATE." PRESIDENT DONALD IS STILL IN 10 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,101 "SQUATTERGATE." PRESIDENT DONALD IS STILL IN DENIAL, STILL REFUSING TO 11 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,970 PRESIDENT DONALD IS STILL IN DENIAL, STILL REFUSING TO COOPERATE. 12 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:38,437 DENIAL, STILL REFUSING TO COOPERATE. HE SPENT THE WEEKEND 13 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,004 COOPERATE. HE SPENT THE WEEKEND RAGE-TWEETING ABOUT HOW THE 14 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:39,872 HE SPENT THE WEEKEND RAGE-TWEETING ABOUT HOW THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED. 15 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:40,506 RAGE-TWEETING ABOUT HOW THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED. BUT I FEEL LIKE HE MAY BE COMING 16 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,807 ELECTION WAS RIGGED. BUT I FEEL LIKE HE MAY BE COMING AROUND. 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:42,408 BUT I FEEL LIKE HE MAY BE COMING AROUND. LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED THAT HE 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,275 AROUND. LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED THAT HE WON THE ELECTION IN ALL CAPS. 19 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,977 LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED THAT HE WON THE ELECTION IN ALL CAPS. BUT THIS MORNING HE BACKED OFF A 20 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:47,980 WON THE ELECTION IN ALL CAPS. BUT THIS MORNING HE BACKED OFF A LITTLE BIT. 21 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:48,514 BUT THIS MORNING HE BACKED OFF A LITTLE BIT. HE TWEETED THAT HE WON IN 22 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,115 LITTLE BIT. HE TWEETED THAT HE WON IN LOWERCASE. 23 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:53,118 HE TWEETED THAT HE WON IN LOWERCASE. THAT'S AS CLOSE AS TRUMP IS 24 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:53,752 LOWERCASE. THAT'S AS CLOSE AS TRUMP IS GONNA GET TO MAKING A CONCESSION 25 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:54,420 THAT'S AS CLOSE AS TRUMP IS GONNA GET TO MAKING A CONCESSION SPEECH. 26 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,555 GONNA GET TO MAKING A CONCESSION SPEECH. HE'S LIKE A KID SLOWLY REALIZING 27 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,189 SPEECH. HE'S LIKE A KID SLOWLY REALIZING NOBODY'S COMING TO HIS BIRTHDAY 28 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,157 HE'S LIKE A KID SLOWLY REALIZING NOBODY'S COMING TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. 29 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,626 NOBODY'S COMING TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY. WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN HIM 30 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:01,093 PARTY. WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN HIM THAT DIET COKE BUTTON! 31 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:01,727 WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN HIM THAT DIET COKE BUTTON! THIS HAD TO PUT A LITTLE CRINKLE 32 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,428 THAT DIET COKE BUTTON! THIS HAD TO PUT A LITTLE CRINKLE IN HIS TIN FOIL HAT. 33 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,764 THIS HAD TO PUT A LITTLE CRINKLE IN HIS TIN FOIL HAT. THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND 34 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,166 IN HIS TIN FOIL HAT. THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S CYBERSECURITY AND 35 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:10,035 THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S CYBERSECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY 36 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,503 SECURITY'S CYBERSECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY -- THIS IS ONE OF TRUMP'S 37 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,871 INFRASTRUCTURE SECURITY AGENCY -- THIS IS ONE OF TRUMP'S OWN CABINET AGENCIES, PUT OUT A 38 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:13,906 AGENCY -- THIS IS ONE OF TRUMP'S OWN CABINET AGENCIES, PUT OUT A STATEMENT DEBUNKING HIS CLAIMS 39 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:17,810 OWN CABINET AGENCIES, PUT OUT A STATEMENT DEBUNKING HIS CLAIMS OF WIDESPREAD FRAUD. 40 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:18,410 STATEMENT DEBUNKING HIS CLAIMS OF WIDESPREAD FRAUD. THEY WROTE, "THE NOVEMBER 3RD 41 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,211 OF WIDESPREAD FRAUD. THEY WROTE, "THE NOVEMBER 3RD ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN 42 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,779 THEY WROTE, "THE NOVEMBER 3RD ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN HISTORY." 43 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,147 ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN HISTORY." AND THEN THEY TOOK ANOTHER DIG 44 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:24,083 AMERICAN HISTORY." AND THEN THEY TOOK ANOTHER DIG AT THE BOSS BABY, "WHILE WE KNOW 45 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,785 AND THEN THEY TOOK ANOTHER DIG AT THE BOSS BABY, "WHILE WE KNOW THERE ARE MANY UNFOUNDED CLAIMS 46 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:30,222 AT THE BOSS BABY, "WHILE WE KNOW THERE ARE MANY UNFOUNDED CLAIMS AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR 47 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:30,856 THERE ARE MANY UNFOUNDED CLAIMS AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR MISINFORMATION ABOUT THE PROCESS 48 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:31,890 AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR MISINFORMATION ABOUT THE PROCESS OF OUR ELECTIONS, WE CAN ASSURE 49 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,092 MISINFORMATION ABOUT THE PROCESS OF OUR ELECTIONS, WE CAN ASSURE YOU WE HAVE THE UTMOST 50 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,661 OF OUR ELECTIONS, WE CAN ASSURE YOU WE HAVE THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN THE SECURITY AND 51 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,295 YOU WE HAVE THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN THE SECURITY AND INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTIONS, AND 52 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,396 CONFIDENCE IN THE SECURITY AND INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTIONS, AND YOU SHOULD, TOO." 53 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,098 INTEGRITY OF OUR ELECTIONS, AND YOU SHOULD, TOO." AND HOW DID THE PRESIDENT REACT 54 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,432 YOU SHOULD, TOO." AND HOW DID THE PRESIDENT REACT TO THAT STATEMENT OF REASSURANCE 55 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,434 AND HOW DID THE PRESIDENT REACT TO THAT STATEMENT OF REASSURANCE FROM HIS OWN GOVERNMENT AGENCY? 56 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,837 TO THAT STATEMENT OF REASSURANCE FROM HIS OWN GOVERNMENT AGENCY? "MOST FRAUDULENT ELECTION IN 57 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,005 FROM HIS OWN GOVERNMENT AGENCY? "MOST FRAUDULENT ELECTION IN HISTORY!" 58 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,242 "MOST FRAUDULENT ELECTION IN HISTORY!" SO EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. 59 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,510 HISTORY!" SO EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. IF DONALD TRUMP GETS ANY MORE 60 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:54,179 SO EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. IF DONALD TRUMP GETS ANY MORE EMBARRASSING, WE'RE GONNA HAVE 61 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:54,713 IF DONALD TRUMP GETS ANY MORE EMBARRASSING, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START CALLING HIM 62 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:57,082 EMBARRASSING, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START CALLING HIM DONALD JUNIOR. 63 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,751 TO START CALLING HIM DONALD JUNIOR. I WONDER IF HE REALLY EVEN 64 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,920 DONALD JUNIOR. I WONDER IF HE REALLY EVEN BELIEVES ANY OF THIS GARBAGE? 65 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,422 I WONDER IF HE REALLY EVEN BELIEVES ANY OF THIS GARBAGE? HE SAYS IT WAS "RIGGED." 66 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:04,690 BELIEVES ANY OF THIS GARBAGE? HE SAYS IT WAS "RIGGED." HE SAYS EVERYTHING IS RIGGED. 67 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,958 HE SAYS IT WAS "RIGGED." HE SAYS EVERYTHING IS RIGGED. WHEN DONALD TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING 68 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,593 HE SAYS EVERYTHING IS RIGGED. WHEN DONALD TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING IS RIGGED, YOU CAN REST ASSURED 69 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:14,166 WHEN DONALD TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING IS RIGGED, YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT IT PROBABLY IS NOT. 70 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:17,503 IS RIGGED, YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT IT PROBABLY IS NOT. >>> WE ARE RUNNING AGAINST A 71 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,570 THAT IT PROBABLY IS NOT. >>> WE ARE RUNNING AGAINST A RIGGED RACE. 72 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,439 >>> WE ARE RUNNING AGAINST A RIGGED RACE. SOME OF THE VOTING WAS RIGGED. 73 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,406 RIGGED RACE. SOME OF THE VOTING WAS RIGGED. THE GAME WAS RIGGED. 74 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,441 SOME OF THE VOTING WAS RIGGED. THE GAME WAS RIGGED. OUR COUNTRY IS RIGGED. 75 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:23,976 THE GAME WAS RIGGED. OUR COUNTRY IS RIGGED. THE ECONOMY IS RIGGED. 76 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,944 OUR COUNTRY IS RIGGED. THE ECONOMY IS RIGGED. REPUBLICAN SYSTEM IS WAS RIGGED. 77 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,013 THE ECONOMY IS RIGGED. REPUBLICAN SYSTEM IS WAS RIGGED. HILLARY CLINTON WAS RIGGED. 78 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:28,814 REPUBLICAN SYSTEM IS WAS RIGGED. HILLARY CLINTON WAS RIGGED. THE MEDIA IS RIGGED. 79 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,048 HILLARY CLINTON WAS RIGGED. THE MEDIA IS RIGGED. THESE POLLS ARE RIGGED. 80 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,216 THE MEDIA IS RIGGED. THESE POLLS ARE RIGGED. THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED. 81 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,751 THESE POLLS ARE RIGGED. THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED. THE BANKS ARE RIGGED. 82 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,053 THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED. THE BANKS ARE RIGGED. THE PROCESS IS RIGGED. 83 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,822 THE BANKS ARE RIGGED. THE PROCESS IS RIGGED. I THINK MY SIDE WAS RIGGED. 84 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,890 THE PROCESS IS RIGGED. I THINK MY SIDE WAS RIGGED. IT'S A RIGGED EVERYTHING. 85 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,992 I THINK MY SIDE WAS RIGGED. IT'S A RIGGED EVERYTHING. THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED, FOLKS. 86 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,996 IT'S A RIGGED EVERYTHING. THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED, FOLKS. RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED. 87 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,164 THE WHOLE DEAL IS RIGGED, FOLKS. RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED. I CALL PLENTY OF THINGS IN THE 88 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:54,673 RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED. I CALL PLENTY OF THINGS IN THE COUNTRY, RIGGED. 89 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,274 I CALL PLENTY OF THINGS IN THE COUNTRY, RIGGED. >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO TAKE 90 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,675 COUNTRY, RIGGED. >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO TAKE THE PRESIDENT SOME TIME TO 91 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,075 >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO TAKE THE PRESIDENT SOME TIME TO DIGEST THIS LOSS. 92 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:57,709 THE PRESIDENT SOME TIME TO DIGEST THIS LOSS. HERE'S HOW IT WILL GO, THESE ARE 93 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,343 DIGEST THIS LOSS. HERE'S HOW IT WILL GO, THESE ARE THE TRUMP STAGES OF GRIEF IN TEN 94 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:58,544 HERE'S HOW IT WILL GO, THESE ARE THE TRUMP STAGES OF GRIEF IN TEN PARTS. 95 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,847 THE TRUMP STAGES OF GRIEF IN TEN PARTS. FIRST UP, DENIAL. 96 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,715 PARTS. FIRST UP, DENIAL. >> WE WERE GETTING READY TO WIN 97 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,151 FIRST UP, DENIAL. >> WE WERE GETTING READY TO WIN THIS ELECTION, FRANKLY WE DID 98 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:09,021 >> WE WERE GETTING READY TO WIN THIS ELECTION, FRANKLY WE DID WIN THIS ELECTION. 99 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:12,257 THIS ELECTION, FRANKLY WE DID WIN THIS ELECTION. >> Jimmy: THEN, ANGER. 100 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,692 WIN THIS ELECTION. >> Jimmy: THEN, ANGER. >> JOE BIDEN IS A CRIMINAL, AND 101 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,893 >> Jimmy: THEN, ANGER. >> JOE BIDEN IS A CRIMINAL, AND HE HAS BEEN A CRIMINAL FOR A 102 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,394 >> JOE BIDEN IS A CRIMINAL, AND HE HAS BEEN A CRIMINAL FOR A LONG TIME. 103 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,095 HE HAS BEEN A CRIMINAL FOR A LONG TIME. AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL AND THE 104 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:17,663 LONG TIME. AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL AND THE MEDIA FOR NOT REPORTING IT. 105 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,230 AND YOU ARE A CRIMINAL AND THE MEDIA FOR NOT REPORTING IT. >> Jimmy: AFTER ANGER COMES 106 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,966 MEDIA FOR NOT REPORTING IT. >> Jimmy: AFTER ANGER COMES BLAME. 107 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:23,502 >> Jimmy: AFTER ANGER COMES BLAME. >> THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING THAT 108 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:24,169 BLAME. >> THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING THAT THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT 109 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,370 >> THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING THAT THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS DONE TO OUR COUNTRY. 110 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,573 THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS DONE TO OUR COUNTRY. I WILL SAY IT AND I SAY IT LOUD 111 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,073 HAS DONE TO OUR COUNTRY. I WILL SAY IT AND I SAY IT LOUD AND I SAY IT PROUD. 112 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:32,544 I WILL SAY IT AND I SAY IT LOUD AND I SAY IT PROUD. >> Jimmy: THEN DELUSION. 113 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,880 AND I SAY IT PROUD. >> Jimmy: THEN DELUSION. >> I SEE THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS. 114 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,582 >> Jimmy: THEN DELUSION. >> I SEE THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS. RIGHT? 115 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:40,152 >> I SEE THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS. RIGHT? UNSOLICITED BALLOTS BEING GIVEN 116 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:41,853 RIGHT? UNSOLICITED BALLOTS BEING GIVEN OUT BY THE MILLIONS AND DUMPED 117 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:42,187 UNSOLICITED BALLOTS BEING GIVEN OUT BY THE MILLIONS AND DUMPED IN DUMPSTERS. 118 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:46,758 OUT BY THE MILLIONS AND DUMPED IN DUMPSTERS. >> Jimmy: LITIGATION. 119 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,392 IN DUMPSTERS. >> Jimmy: LITIGATION. >> THERE'S TREMENDOUS LITIGATION 120 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,262 >> Jimmy: LITIGATION. >> THERE'S TREMENDOUS LITIGATION GOING ON. 121 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,130 >> THERE'S TREMENDOUS LITIGATION GOING ON. >> Jimmy: DISCOMBOBULATION. 122 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,932 GOING ON. >> Jimmy: DISCOMBOBULATION. >> IF PEOPLE WANTED THEIR BA 123 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,901 >> Jimmy: DISCOMBOBULATION. >> IF PEOPLE WANTED THEIR BA BALLOTS IN, THERND HAVE GOTTEN 124 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:56,401 >> IF PEOPLE WANTED THEIR BA BALLOTS IN, THERND HAVE GOTTEN THEM IN FOR A LONG TIME. 125 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,672 BALLOTS IN, THERND HAVE GOTTEN THEM IN FOR A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: MORE DELUSION. 126 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:00,806 THEM IN FOR A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: MORE DELUSION. >> 127 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,608 >> Jimmy: MORE DELUSION. >> >> Jimmy: INCOHERENCE. 128 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,675 >> >> Jimmy: INCOHERENCE. I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT 129 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,211 >> Jimmy: INCOHERENCE. I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT LADY GAGA, I KNOW A LOT OF 130 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,014 I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT LADY GAGA, I KNOW A LOT OF STORIES, LADY GAGA, AND JOHN BON 131 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,315 LADY GAGA, I KNOW A LOT OF STORIES, LADY GAGA, AND JOHN BON JOVI, EVERY TIME I SEE HIM HE 132 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:11,116 STORIES, LADY GAGA, AND JOHN BON JOVI, EVERY TIME I SEE HIM HE KISSES MY ASS. 133 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:18,156 JOVI, EVERY TIME I SEE HIM HE KISSES MY ASS. >> Jimmy: HALLUCINATION. 134 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:21,360 KISSES MY ASS. >> Jimmy: HALLUCINATION. >> DING, DING, DING, BONG, BONG, 135 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:25,664 >> Jimmy: HALLUCINATION. >> DING, DING, DING, BONG, BONG, BONG, 136 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,164 >> DING, DING, DING, BONG, BONG, BONG, >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, 137 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:26,465 BONG, >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, ACCEPTANCE. 138 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,801 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, ACCEPTANCE. >> THIS IS CHINA'S FAULT. 139 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:30,202 ACCEPTANCE. >> THIS IS CHINA'S FAULT. >>. 140 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:32,237 >> THIS IS CHINA'S FAULT. >>. >> AS CLOSES YOU CAN GET. 141 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:32,871 >>. >> AS CLOSES YOU CAN GET. >> Jimmy: NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE 142 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:36,908 >> AS CLOSES YOU CAN GET. >> Jimmy: NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN GETTING SPANKED 143 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,143 >> Jimmy: NOW BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN GETTING SPANKED WITH A ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE. 144 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:38,744 IT LIKE A MAN GETTING SPANKED WITH A ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE. IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE TIME. 145 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,479 WITH A ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE. IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE TIME. FOUR MORE YEARS AND HE'LL BE 146 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,179 IT'S JUST GOING TO TAKE TIME. FOUR MORE YEARS AND HE'LL BE OVER IT. 147 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,147 FOUR MORE YEARS AND HE'LL BE OVER IT. AND IT MAY TAKE HIS SUPPORTERS 148 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:42,547 OVER IT. AND IT MAY TAKE HIS SUPPORTERS LONGER THAN THAT. 149 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,181 AND IT MAY TAKE HIS SUPPORTERS LONGER THAN THAT. THERE WAS A RALLY ON SATURDAY IN 150 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:46,151 LONGER THAN THAT. THERE WAS A RALLY ON SATURDAY IN WASHINGTON, THE "MILLION" MAGA 151 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,085 THERE WAS A RALLY ON SATURDAY IN WASHINGTON, THE "MILLION" MAGA MARCH. 152 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,889 WASHINGTON, THE "MILLION" MAGA MARCH. THEY WERE ABOUT 985,000 SHORT OF 153 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:51,523 MARCH. THEY WERE ABOUT 985,000 SHORT OF A MILLION, BUT DON'T SAY THAT TO 154 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:55,994 THEY WERE ABOUT 985,000 SHORT OF A MILLION, BUT DON'T SAY THAT TO WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY 155 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:59,264 A MILLION, BUT DON'T SAY THAT TO WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KASEY MACARONI, WHO DID WHAT 156 00:04:59,266 --> 00:04:59,831 WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY KASEY MACARONI, WHO DID WHAT TRUMP PRESS SECRETARIES ARE 157 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:00,999 KASEY MACARONI, WHO DID WHAT TRUMP PRESS SECRETARIES ARE EXPECTED TO DO. 158 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,601 TRUMP PRESS SECRETARIES ARE EXPECTED TO DO. SHE ADDED A FEW ZEROS TO IT. 159 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,169 EXPECTED TO DO. SHE ADDED A FEW ZEROS TO IT. "AMAZING! 160 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,437 SHE ADDED A FEW ZEROS TO IT. "AMAZING! MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS 161 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:09,107 "AMAZING! MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS FOR PRESIDENT @REALDONALDTRUMP 162 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:09,741 MORE THAN ONE MILLION MARCHERS FOR PRESIDENT @REALDONALDTRUMP DESCEND ON THE SWAMP IN SUPPORT. 163 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,877 FOR PRESIDENT @REALDONALDTRUMP DESCEND ON THE SWAMP IN SUPPORT. BEST BASE IN POLITICAL HISTORY. 164 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:12,277 DESCEND ON THE SWAMP IN SUPPORT. BEST BASE IN POLITICAL HISTORY. WE LOVE YOU GUYS!" 165 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,146 BEST BASE IN POLITICAL HISTORY. WE LOVE YOU GUYS!" EVEN SEAN SPICER WAS LIKE "THAT 166 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,683 WE LOVE YOU GUYS!" EVEN SEAN SPICER WAS LIKE "THAT NUMBER SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH." 167 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,317 EVEN SEAN SPICER WAS LIKE "THAT NUMBER SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH." LOCAL AUTHORITIES ESTIMATED THE 168 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,017 NUMBER SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH." LOCAL AUTHORITIES ESTIMATED THE SIZE OF THE CROWD AT AROUND TEN 169 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:21,153 LOCAL AUTHORITIES ESTIMATED THE SIZE OF THE CROWD AT AROUND TEN THOUSAND. 170 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:21,787 SIZE OF THE CROWD AT AROUND TEN THOUSAND. BUT BEAR IN MIND, IN FAIRNESS TO 171 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:22,421 THOUSAND. BUT BEAR IN MIND, IN FAIRNESS TO KAYLEIGH, IF YOU ASK HER HOW OLD 172 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,055 BUT BEAR IN MIND, IN FAIRNESS TO KAYLEIGH, IF YOU ASK HER HOW OLD SHE IS, SHE HOLDS UP HER FINGERS 173 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:25,357 KAYLEIGH, IF YOU ASK HER HOW OLD SHE IS, SHE HOLDS UP HER FINGERS AND SAYS "THIS MANY." 174 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,292 SHE IS, SHE HOLDS UP HER FINGERS AND SAYS "THIS MANY." THE PRESIDENT DID NOT SPEAK AT 175 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,328 AND SAYS "THIS MANY." THE PRESIDENT DID NOT SPEAK AT THE RALLY, BUT HE DID DRIVE 176 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,129 THE PRESIDENT DID NOT SPEAK AT THE RALLY, BUT HE DID DRIVE THROUGH THE CROWD TO GIVE A TINY 177 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:31,763 THE RALLY, BUT HE DID DRIVE THROUGH THE CROWD TO GIVE A TINY LITTLE THUMBS UP ON HIS WAY TO 178 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:38,170 THROUGH THE CROWD TO GIVE A TINY LITTLE THUMBS UP ON HIS WAY TO THE GOLF CLUB HE WOULD NEVER 179 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,171 LITTLE THUMBS UP ON HIS WAY TO THE GOLF CLUB HE WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANY OF THE PEOPLE HE DROVE 180 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,505 THE GOLF CLUB HE WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANY OF THE PEOPLE HE DROVE PAST TO JOIN. 181 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,239 ALLOW ANY OF THE PEOPLE HE DROVE PAST TO JOIN. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA TO SOLVE 182 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:47,279 PAST TO JOIN. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA TO SOLVE THIS. 183 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,513 I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA TO SOLVE THIS. I HAVE OTHER IDEAS TO SOLVE AND 184 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,183 THIS. I HAVE OTHER IDEAS TO SOLVE AND I KNOW THEY HAVE HAD NOT SOLVED 185 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:51,350 I HAVE OTHER IDEAS TO SOLVE AND I KNOW THEY HAVE HAD NOT SOLVED IT. 186 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:56,988 I KNOW THEY HAVE HAD NOT SOLVED IT. BUT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 187 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,090 IT. BUT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. YOU WITH ME ON THIS GUILLERMO? 188 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:58,457 BUT HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. YOU WITH ME ON THIS GUILLERMO? >> I'M WITH YOU. 189 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:58,857 YOU WITH ME ON THIS GUILLERMO? >> I'M WITH YOU. HERE'S WHAT WE DO. 190 00:05:58,859 --> 00:05:59,424 >> I'M WITH YOU. HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE TELL TRUMP HE'S GOING TO 191 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:02,160 HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE TELL TRUMP HE'S GOING TO "RE-SIGN" THE PRESIDENCY. 192 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,364 WE TELL TRUMP HE'S GOING TO "RE-SIGN" THE PRESIDENCY. WE HAND HIM A PIECE OF PAPER. 193 00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:06,498 "RE-SIGN" THE PRESIDENCY. WE HAND HIM A PIECE OF PAPER. IT SAYS, "I, DONALD J. TRUMP 194 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,834 WE HAND HIM A PIECE OF PAPER. IT SAYS, "I, DONALD J. TRUMP HEREBY RE-SIGN AS PRESIDENT OF 195 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:14,740 IT SAYS, "I, DONALD J. TRUMP HEREBY RE-SIGN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES EFFECTIVE 196 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,707 HEREBY RE-SIGN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY." 197 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,308 THE UNITED STATES EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY." WE GIVE HIM A BIG-FAT SHARPIE 198 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:16,808 IMMEDIATELY." WE GIVE HIM A BIG-FAT SHARPIE AND LET HIM GO TO TOWN. 199 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,442 WE GIVE HIM A BIG-FAT SHARPIE AND LET HIM GO TO TOWN. ONCE THAT THING IS NOTARIZED, WE 200 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,543 AND LET HIM GO TO TOWN. ONCE THAT THING IS NOTARIZED, WE PUT HIM IN A SACK AND SHIP HIM 201 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:23,749 ONCE THAT THING IS NOTARIZED, WE PUT HIM IN A SACK AND SHIP HIM RIGHT BACK TO MAR-A-LAGO. 202 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:25,817 PUT HIM IN A SACK AND SHIP HIM RIGHT BACK TO MAR-A-LAGO. TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR A WIN 203 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,118 RIGHT BACK TO MAR-A-LAGO. TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR A WIN RIGHT NOW. 204 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,352 TRUMP IS DESPERATE FOR A WIN RIGHT NOW. HE TOOK A VICTORY LAP TODAY 205 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,020 RIGHT NOW. HE TOOK A VICTORY LAP TODAY AFTER THE VERY GOOD NEWS THAT 206 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:29,654 HE TOOK A VICTORY LAP TODAY AFTER THE VERY GOOD NEWS THAT ANOTHER COVID VACCINE IS ON THE 207 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:33,625 AFTER THE VERY GOOD NEWS THAT ANOTHER COVID VACCINE IS ON THE WAY. 208 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,659 ANOTHER COVID VACCINE IS ON THE WAY. WRITING, "ANOTHER VACCINE JUST 209 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:34,926 WAY. WRITING, "ANOTHER VACCINE JUST ANNOUNCED. 210 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:35,794 WRITING, "ANOTHER VACCINE JUST ANNOUNCED. THIS TIME BY MODERNA, 95% 211 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:36,995 ANNOUNCED. THIS TIME BY MODERNA, 95% EFFECTIVE. 212 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:37,963 THIS TIME BY MODERNA, 95% EFFECTIVE. FOR THOSE GREAT 'HISTORIANS,' 213 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,564 EFFECTIVE. FOR THOSE GREAT 'HISTORIANS,' PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THESE GREAT 214 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,032 FOR THOSE GREAT 'HISTORIANS,' PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THESE GREAT DISCOVERIES,WHICH WILL END THE 215 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:41,666 PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THESE GREAT DISCOVERIES,WHICH WILL END THE CHINA PLAGUE, ALL TOOK PLACE ON 216 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,902 DISCOVERIES,WHICH WILL END THE CHINA PLAGUE, ALL TOOK PLACE ON MY WATCH!" 217 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,737 CHINA PLAGUE, ALL TOOK PLACE ON MY WATCH!" DON'T WORRY. 218 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,338 MY WATCH!" DON'T WORRY. WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE 219 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:47,038 DON'T WORRY. WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVER FORGETS WHAT TOOK PLACE ON 220 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,175 WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVER FORGETS WHAT TOOK PLACE ON YOUR WATCH. 221 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:53,111 EVER FORGETS WHAT TOOK PLACE ON YOUR WATCH. WITH THE VIRUS HITTING ALL-TIME 222 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,946 YOUR WATCH. WITH THE VIRUS HITTING ALL-TIME HIGHS, TRUMP'S NEW TOP 223 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,617 WITH THE VIRUS HITTING ALL-TIME HIGHS, TRUMP'S NEW TOP CORONAVIRUS ADVISOR, 224 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,118 HIGHS, TRUMP'S NEW TOP CORONAVIRUS ADVISOR, SCOTT ATLAS, URGED PEOPLE IN 225 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,454 CORONAVIRUS ADVISOR, SCOTT ATLAS, URGED PEOPLE IN MICHIGAN TO "RISE UP" AGAINST 226 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:02,821 SCOTT ATLAS, URGED PEOPLE IN MICHIGAN TO "RISE UP" AGAINST SAFETY MEASURES. 227 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,689 MICHIGAN TO "RISE UP" AGAINST SAFETY MEASURES. "YEAH! 228 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:08,193 SAFETY MEASURES. "YEAH! DOWN WITH SAFETY!" 229 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,228 "YEAH! DOWN WITH SAFETY!" BUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE TWO 230 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,164 DOWN WITH SAFETY!" BUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE TWO VIABLE VACCINES IS GREAT NEWS. 231 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:12,731 BUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE TWO VIABLE VACCINES IS GREAT NEWS. THIS MORNING I WAS ACTUALLY 232 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:13,899 VIABLE VACCINES IS GREAT NEWS. THIS MORNING I WAS ACTUALLY FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING ON AN 233 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,802 THIS MORNING I WAS ACTUALLY FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING ON AN ELEVATOR WITH PEOPLE. 234 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,003 FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING ON AN ELEVATOR WITH PEOPLE. GUILLERMO, WHICH VACCINE ARE YOU 235 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,873 ELEVATOR WITH PEOPLE. GUILLERMO, WHICH VACCINE ARE YOU INTO, PFIZER OR MODERNA? 236 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,674 GUILLERMO, WHICH VACCINE ARE YOU INTO, PFIZER OR MODERNA? >>> PFIZER. 237 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,609 INTO, PFIZER OR MODERNA? >>> PFIZER. >> YOU LIKE PFIZER, HUH? 238 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,478 >>> PFIZER. >> YOU LIKE PFIZER, HUH? >> YEAH, YEAH. 239 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,145 >> YOU LIKE PFIZER, HUH? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE PFIZER 240 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,013 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE PFIZER THAT YOU LIKE? 241 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:28,780 >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE PFIZER THAT YOU LIKE? >> I DON'T KNOW, DEFENSE THE 242 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,748 THAT YOU LIKE? >> I DON'T KNOW, DEFENSE THE FIRST ONE THAT CAME. 243 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,649 >> I DON'T KNOW, DEFENSE THE FIRST ONE THAT CAME. >> IT IS THE FIRST ONE? 244 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,684 FIRST ONE THAT CAME. >> IT IS THE FIRST ONE? >> YEAH. 245 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,487 >> IT IS THE FIRST ONE? >> YEAH. >> IT'S THE ORIGINAL, IT'S LIKE 246 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,722 >> YEAH. >> IT'S THE ORIGINAL, IT'S LIKE COCA-COLA AND PEPSI. 247 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,590 >> IT'S THE ORIGINAL, IT'S LIKE COCA-COLA AND PEPSI. COKE'S THE REAL THING. 248 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:42,227 COCA-COLA AND PEPSI. COKE'S THE REAL THING. >> EXACTLY. 249 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,829 COKE'S THE REAL THING. >> EXACTLY. >> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 250 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,130 >> EXACTLY. >> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? >> WELL, I STILL PREFER THE 251 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:45,964 >> HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? >> WELL, I STILL PREFER THE FIRST ONE. 252 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,833 >> WELL, I STILL PREFER THE FIRST ONE. >> YOU STILL PREFER THE FIRST 253 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:48,066 FIRST ONE. >> YOU STILL PREFER THE FIRST ONE. 254 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,270 >> YOU STILL PREFER THE FIRST ONE. WHO'S NAME YOU CANNOT REMEMBER 255 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:52,637 ONE. WHO'S NAME YOU CANNOT REMEMBER NOW? 256 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,539 WHO'S NAME YOU CANNOT REMEMBER NOW? >> FASTER, PFIZER! 257 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:54,773 NOW? >> FASTER, PFIZER! PFIZER! 258 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,775 >> FASTER, PFIZER! PFIZER! >> THE FIRST ONE. 259 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,577 PFIZER! >> THE FIRST ONE. >> F-F-PFIZER. 260 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,678 >> THE FIRST ONE. >> F-F-PFIZER. >> I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. 261 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,880 >> F-F-PFIZER. >> I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A 262 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:02,147 >> I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL? 263 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,249 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL? >> NO, NO. 264 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,585 CARTWHEEL? >> NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A 265 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,586 >> NO, NO. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL, I'M TOO FAT. 266 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,153 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL, I'M TOO FAT. I DON'T KNOW. 267 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,622 CARTWHEEL, I'M TOO FAT. I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU NEVER DO A FRONT 268 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:11,022 I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU NEVER DO A FRONT CARTWHEEL? 269 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,457 >> YOU NEVER DO A FRONT CARTWHEEL? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF MY 270 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,392 CARTWHEEL? >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF MY GOOD WRITERS OVER HERE -- 271 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,595 >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT ONE OF MY GOOD WRITERS OVER HERE -- >> YOU ARE HAVE WRITERS? 272 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,896 GOOD WRITERS OVER HERE -- >> YOU ARE HAVE WRITERS? >> YEAH. 273 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:18,230 >> YOU ARE HAVE WRITERS? >> YEAH. DANIEL -- 274 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,798 >> YEAH. DANIEL -- >> WAIT A MINUTE, THE WORDS YOU 275 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,468 DANIEL -- >> WAIT A MINUTE, THE WORDS YOU SAY, ARE BEING PROVIDED TO YOU 276 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:23,768 >> WAIT A MINUTE, THE WORDS YOU SAY, ARE BEING PROVIDED TO YOU BY WRITERS? 277 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:24,436 SAY, ARE BEING PROVIDED TO YOU BY WRITERS? >> YEAH, YEAH. 278 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,705 BY WRITERS? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> I MADE A DECISION, I MADE IT 279 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,974 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> I MADE A DECISION, I MADE IT LAST WEEKEND IT WAS REAFFIRMED 280 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,610 >> I MADE A DECISION, I MADE IT LAST WEEKEND IT WAS REAFFIRMED FOR ME. 281 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,712 LAST WEEKEND IT WAS REAFFIRMED FOR ME. I WANT TO BE -- I AM 53, AND IT 282 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,915 FOR ME. I WANT TO BE -- I AM 53, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT TIME. 283 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,550 I WANT TO BE -- I AM 53, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT TIME. AND YOU AND I -- 284 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,151 SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT TIME. AND YOU AND I -- >> THEN LET'S TRY IT. 285 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,119 AND YOU AND I -- >> THEN LET'S TRY IT. YOU GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND 286 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,020 >> THEN LET'S TRY IT. YOU GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A TRY. 287 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,321 YOU GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A TRY. I WANT TO LEARN. 288 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:48,260 GIVE IT A TRY. I WANT TO LEARN. I WANT TO GET AN OLYMPIAN TO 289 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:48,860 I WANT TO LEARN. I WANT TO GET AN OLYMPIAN TO TEACH YOU. 290 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,794 I WANT TO GET AN OLYMPIAN TO TEACH YOU. >> OKAY. 291 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,563 TEACH YOU. >> OKAY. I WILL GIVE IT A TRY. 292 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,898 >> OKAY. I WILL GIVE IT A TRY. >> GIVE IT A TRY. 293 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,266 I WILL GIVE IT A TRY. >> GIVE IT A TRY. >> ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TIME? 294 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,468 >> GIVE IT A TRY. >> ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TIME? >> YEAH, WE HAVE TIME? 295 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,203 >> ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TIME? >> YEAH, WE HAVE TIME? >> IT'S A CARTWHEEL, HOW LONG 296 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,971 >> YEAH, WE HAVE TIME? >> IT'S A CARTWHEEL, HOW LONG CAN IT TAKE? 297 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:03,909 >> IT'S A CARTWHEEL, HOW LONG CAN IT TAKE? >> REMEMBER, I DON'T KNOW HOW. 298 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:04,743 CAN IT TAKE? >> REMEMBER, I DON'T KNOW HOW. [ BLEEP ] 299 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,744 >> REMEMBER, I DON'T KNOW HOW. [ BLEEP ] THIS TIME. 300 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,479 [ BLEEP ] THIS TIME. >> LET'S GO OVER HERE SO I CAN 301 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:14,553 THIS TIME. >> LET'S GO OVER HERE SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 302 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:26,097 >> LET'S GO OVER HERE SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. GO AHEAD. 303 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:26,998 SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING. GO AHEAD. >> THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY 304 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,299 GO AHEAD. >> THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. 305 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:27,799 >> THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. >> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS 306 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:32,203 GOOD. >> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 307 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,574 >> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. >> WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 308 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,577 TERRIBLE. >> WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? OH, TRUMP, YEAH, WHAT ELSE? 309 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,210 >> WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? OH, TRUMP, YEAH, WHAT ELSE? TEAM TRUMP IS 1 FOR 24 IN COURT 310 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,446 OH, TRUMP, YEAH, WHAT ELSE? TEAM TRUMP IS 1 FOR 24 IN COURT RIGHT NOW, WASTING OUR MONEY 311 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,081 TEAM TRUMP IS 1 FOR 24 IN COURT RIGHT NOW, WASTING OUR MONEY TRYING DESPERATELY TO CONVINCE A 312 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,083 RIGHT NOW, WASTING OUR MONEY TRYING DESPERATELY TO CONVINCE A JUDGE, AT THIS POINT ANY JUDGE, 313 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:45,650 TRYING DESPERATELY TO CONVINCE A JUDGE, AT THIS POINT ANY JUDGE, THAT THERE WAS VOTER FRAUD. 314 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:49,754 JUDGE, AT THIS POINT ANY JUDGE, THAT THERE WAS VOTER FRAUD. MULTIPLE CASES WERE DISMISSED 315 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:50,188 THAT THERE WAS VOTER FRAUD. MULTIPLE CASES WERE DISMISSED AND WITHDRAWN TODAY. 316 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,590 MULTIPLE CASES WERE DISMISSED AND WITHDRAWN TODAY. BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO EVIDENCE. 317 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,058 AND WITHDRAWN TODAY. BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO EVIDENCE. THE ODDS ARE PILING UP AGAINST 318 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:57,195 BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO EVIDENCE. THE ODDS ARE PILING UP AGAINST TRUMP, BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE 319 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:57,829 THE ODDS ARE PILING UP AGAINST TRUMP, BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE UNDERDOG, WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR 320 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:04,069 TRUMP, BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE UNDERDOG, WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR AN UNEXPECTED WIN? 321 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,103 UNDERDOG, WHO DO YOU GO TO FOR AN UNEXPECTED WIN? THAT'S RIGHT, NONE OTHER THAN 322 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,073 AN UNEXPECTED WIN? THAT'S RIGHT, NONE OTHER THAN RUDY. 323 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,041 THAT'S RIGHT, NONE OTHER THAN RUDY. >> EVERY BALLOT THEY COULD SEE 324 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,443 RUDY. >> EVERY BALLOT THEY COULD SEE HAD BIDEN'S NAME ON IT. 325 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,978 >> EVERY BALLOT THEY COULD SEE HAD BIDEN'S NAME ON IT. NOBODY ELSE, NOT EVEN ANOTHER 326 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,545 HAD BIDEN'S NAME ON IT. NOBODY ELSE, NOT EVEN ANOTHER DEMOCRAT. 327 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,280 NOBODY ELSE, NOT EVEN ANOTHER DEMOCRAT. WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN? 328 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,281 DEMOCRAT. WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN? IT HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU 329 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,983 WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN? IT HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND. 330 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,151 IT HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND. DOMINION NOTIFIES YOU AND YOU 331 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,286 ARE BEHIND. DOMINION NOTIFIES YOU AND YOU CALL OFF THE COUNTING AND YOU 332 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,988 DOMINION NOTIFIES YOU AND YOU CALL OFF THE COUNTING AND YOU START DOING BALLOTS LIKE THIS. 333 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,624 CALL OFF THE COUNTING AND YOU START DOING BALLOTS LIKE THIS. YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T DO THE DOWN 334 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:25,857 START DOING BALLOTS LIKE THIS. YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T DO THE DOWN TICKET. 335 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,058 YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T DO THE DOWN TICKET. THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE BIDEN AND NO 336 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:27,759 TICKET. THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE BIDEN AND NO DOWN TICKET BECAUSE THEY HAD 337 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,393 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE BIDEN AND NO DOWN TICKET BECAUSE THEY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET BIDEN'S NAME 338 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,327 DOWN TICKET BECAUSE THEY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO GET BIDEN'S NAME IN. 339 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:29,961 ENOUGH TIME TO GET BIDEN'S NAME IN. "IT'S TRUE, I READ ABOUT IT ON A 340 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,864 IN. "IT'S TRUE, I READ ABOUT IT ON A JPEG ON FACEBOOK." 341 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,833 "IT'S TRUE, I READ ABOUT IT ON A JPEG ON FACEBOOK." LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TREATED 342 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,735 JPEG ON FACEBOOK." LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TREATED HIMSELF TO A NEW PINKY RING! 343 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,837 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY TREATED HIMSELF TO A NEW PINKY RING! AND WHILE YOU MAY BE WONDERING 344 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,339 HIMSELF TO A NEW PINKY RING! AND WHILE YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY DONALD TRUMP WOULD PUT HIS 345 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,642 AND WHILE YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY DONALD TRUMP WOULD PUT HIS LEGAL FATE IN THE HANDS OF THE 346 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:47,846 WHY DONALD TRUMP WOULD PUT HIS LEGAL FATE IN THE HANDS OF THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS MORE OUT OF 347 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,148 LEGAL FATE IN THE HANDS OF THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS MORE OUT OF IT THAN HE IS. 348 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,516 ONLY PERSON WHO IS MORE OUT OF IT THAN HE IS. THE REASON MAY BE AS SIMPLE AS 349 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,185 IT THAN HE IS. THE REASON MAY BE AS SIMPLE AS THIS COMMERCIAL THAT RUNS 350 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,553 THE REASON MAY BE AS SIMPLE AS THIS COMMERCIAL THAT RUNS OPPOSITE MYPILLOW ON FOX NEWS. 351 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,422 THIS COMMERCIAL THAT RUNS OPPOSITE MYPILLOW ON FOX NEWS. >>> LOOKING FOR A LAWYER WHO 352 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,659 OPPOSITE MYPILLOW ON FOX NEWS. >>> LOOKING FOR A LAWYER WHO DOESN'T GIVE A -- CALMED THE 353 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,861 >>> LOOKING FOR A LAWYER WHO DOESN'T GIVE A -- CALMED THE NOTORIOUS RUDY G, RUDY GIULIANI 354 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,497 DOESN'T GIVE A -- CALMED THE NOTORIOUS RUDY G, RUDY GIULIANI AND ASSOCIATES. 355 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,866 NOTORIOUS RUDY G, RUDY GIULIANI AND ASSOCIATES. 555 AM I A MESS? 356 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,500 AND ASSOCIATES. 555 AM I A MESS? MAYBE. 357 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,635 555 AM I A MESS? MAYBE. SOMETHING IS WRONG! 358 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:14,239 MAYBE. SOMETHING IS WRONG! CALL ME AT 555- -- I WILL ANSWER 359 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:14,773 SOMETHING IS WRONG! CALL ME AT 555- -- I WILL ANSWER THE PHONE. 360 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:15,774 CALL ME AT 555- -- I WILL ANSWER THE PHONE. I ALWAYS ANSWER THE PHONE. 361 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:20,178 THE PHONE. I ALWAYS ANSWER THE PHONE. I HAVE A SCAB ON MY INCOME THAT 362 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,681 I ALWAYS ANSWER THE PHONE. I HAVE A SCAB ON MY INCOME THAT I KEEP PICKING AND RUDY GIULIANI 363 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,581 I HAVE A SCAB ON MY INCOME THAT I KEEP PICKING AND RUDY GIULIANI AND ASSOCIATES. 364 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,185 I KEEP PICKING AND RUDY GIULIANI AND ASSOCIATES. I HAVE NO ASSOCIATES THEY QUIT 365 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,987 AND ASSOCIATES. I HAVE NO ASSOCIATES THEY QUIT WEEKS AMPTH REMEMBER THIS? 366 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,488 I HAVE NO ASSOCIATES THEY QUIT WEEKS AMPTH REMEMBER THIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. 367 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,658 WEEKS AMPTH REMEMBER THIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. CALL NOW. 368 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,125 WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. CALL NOW. >> CALL, NOW. 369 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,495 CALL NOW. >> CALL, NOW. >> Jimmy: FUN FACT, DID YOU KNOW 370 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,698 >> CALL, NOW. >> Jimmy: FUN FACT, DID YOU KNOW RUDY GIULIANI IS THE ONLY 371 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,566 >> Jimmy: FUN FACT, DID YOU KNOW RUDY GIULIANI IS THE ONLY VAMPIRE WHO LOVES GARLIC? 372 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,068 RUDY GIULIANI IS THE ONLY VAMPIRE WHO LOVES GARLIC? HE EVEN SMELLS LIKE IT! 373 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,869 VAMPIRE WHO LOVES GARLIC? HE EVEN SMELLS LIKE IT! WHAT A CONFUSING TIME IT IS TO 374 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,136 HE EVEN SMELLS LIKE IT! WHAT A CONFUSING TIME IT IS TO BE ALIVE. 375 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,605 WHAT A CONFUSING TIME IT IS TO BE ALIVE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A PARENT. 376 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,173 BE ALIVE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A PARENT. KIDS KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S 377 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:48,807 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A PARENT. KIDS KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON THAN WE THINK THEY DO. 378 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:49,674 KIDS KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON THAN WE THINK THEY DO. LAST NIGHT ON "60 MINUTES," 379 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,443 GOING ON THAN WE THINK THEY DO. LAST NIGHT ON "60 MINUTES," PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS TALKING 380 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,145 LAST NIGHT ON "60 MINUTES," PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS TALKING ABOUT TRUMP REFUSING TO CONCEDE, 381 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:54,779 PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS TALKING ABOUT TRUMP REFUSING TO CONCEDE, HE SAID "WE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT 382 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:55,413 ABOUT TRUMP REFUSING TO CONCEDE, HE SAID "WE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT FROM OUR OWN 383 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,717 HE SAID "WE WOULD NEVER ACCEPT BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT FROM OUR OWN KIDS IF THEY LOST." 384 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,153 BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT FROM OUR OWN KIDS IF THEY LOST." AND THAT'S TRUE. 385 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:02,721 KIDS IF THEY LOST." AND THAT'S TRUE. SO WHAT ARE THE LESSONS OUR 386 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,688 AND THAT'S TRUE. SO WHAT ARE THE LESSONS OUR CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED FROM THIS 387 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,157 SO WHAT ARE THE LESSONS OUR CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED FROM THIS PRESIDENT KNOWN AS TRUMP? 388 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:11,896 CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED FROM THIS PRESIDENT KNOWN AS TRUMP? SOME OF THEM ARE THESE. 389 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,098 PRESIDENT KNOWN AS TRUMP? SOME OF THEM ARE THESE. ♪ ♪ 390 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,432 SOME OF THEM ARE THESE. ♪ ♪ >>> CHEATING IS OKAY. 391 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,500 ♪ ♪ >>> CHEATING IS OKAY. >> LIE. 392 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,134 >>> CHEATING IS OKAY. >> LIE. ALWAYS LIE. 393 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,136 >> LIE. ALWAYS LIE. >> NEVER TELL THE TRUTH. 394 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,938 ALWAYS LIE. >> NEVER TELL THE TRUTH. >> IF SOMEBODY DISAGREES WITH 395 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,372 >> NEVER TELL THE TRUTH. >> IF SOMEBODY DISAGREES WITH YOU, THEY ARE A LOSER. 396 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,241 >> IF SOMEBODY DISAGREES WITH YOU, THEY ARE A LOSER. >> CHEAT ON YOUR STOCKS. 397 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,010 YOU, THEY ARE A LOSER. >> CHEAT ON YOUR STOCKS. >> CHEAT ON YOUR TAXES. 398 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:26,978 >> CHEAT ON YOUR STOCKS. >> CHEAT ON YOUR TAXES. >> BEING ATTRACTIVE AND RICH IS 399 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,545 >> CHEAT ON YOUR TAXES. >> BEING ATTRACTIVE AND RICH IS MOST IMPORTANT. 400 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,014 >> BEING ATTRACTIVE AND RICH IS MOST IMPORTANT. >> DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES. 401 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,950 MOST IMPORTANT. >> DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES. >> NEVER APOLOGIZE. 402 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:32,951 >> DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES. >> NEVER APOLOGIZE. EVER. 403 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:37,422 >> NEVER APOLOGIZE. EVER. >> APOLOGIES ARE FOR LOSERS. 404 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,957 EVER. >> APOLOGIES ARE FOR LOSERS. >> DON'T HELP SICK PEOPLE. 405 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,024 >> APOLOGIES ARE FOR LOSERS. >> DON'T HELP SICK PEOPLE. >> DON'T HELP POOR PEOPLE. 406 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,627 >> DON'T HELP SICK PEOPLE. >> DON'T HELP POOR PEOPLE. >> NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR 407 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,228 >> DON'T HELP POOR PEOPLE. >> NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING. 408 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,730 >> NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING. BLAME EVERYONE ELSE. 409 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,298 ANYTHING. BLAME EVERYONE ELSE. >> DON'T EXERCISE. 410 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,535 BLAME EVERYONE ELSE. >> DON'T EXERCISE. >> STARE IN TO AN ECLIPSE. 411 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,403 >> DON'T EXERCISE. >> STARE IN TO AN ECLIPSE. >> FRIED CHICKEN IS GOOD FOR 412 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:52,704 >> STARE IN TO AN ECLIPSE. >> FRIED CHICKEN IS GOOD FOR YOU? 413 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:53,538 >> FRIED CHICKEN IS GOOD FOR YOU? >> CALL PEOPLE NAMES. 414 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,105 YOU? >> CALL PEOPLE NAMES. >> SLEEPY. 415 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:54,706 >> CALL PEOPLE NAMES. >> SLEEPY. >> NASTY. 416 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:55,306 >> SLEEPY. >> NASTY. >> CRAZY. 417 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,941 >> NASTY. >> CRAZY. >> LAZY. 418 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,876 >> CRAZY. >> LAZY. >> LOW IQ. 419 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,244 >> LAZY. >> LOW IQ. >> LITTLE. 420 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,178 >> LOW IQ. >> LITTLE. >> WEIRDO. 421 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,446 >> LITTLE. >> WEIRDO. >> UGLY. 422 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:01,780 >> WEIRDO. >> UGLY. >> LOSER. 423 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,182 >> UGLY. >> LOSER. >> POCAHONTAS. 424 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,784 >> LOSER. >> POCAHONTAS. >> CALL A WINNER A CHEATER IF 425 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,551 >> POCAHONTAS. >> CALL A WINNER A CHEATER IF YOU LOSE. 426 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,353 >> CALL A WINNER A CHEATER IF YOU LOSE. >> DON'T LET ANYBODY TALK. 427 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,053 YOU LOSE. >> DON'T LET ANYBODY TALK. >> INTERRUPT PEOPLE. 428 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,723 >> DON'T LET ANYBODY TALK. >> INTERRUPT PEOPLE. >> PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT 429 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,425 >> INTERRUPT PEOPLE. >> PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT ARE -- KEEP INTERRUPTING, 430 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,059 >> PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT ARE -- KEEP INTERRUPTING, INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT. 431 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,394 ARE -- KEEP INTERRUPTING, INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT. >> HIRE RUDY GIULIANI. 432 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,396 INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT, INTERRUPT. >> HIRE RUDY GIULIANI. >> AND DON'T FORGET TO 433 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,331 >> HIRE RUDY GIULIANI. >> AND DON'T FORGET TO INTERRUPT. 434 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:20,965 >> AND DON'T FORGET TO INTERRUPT. >> HE IS AN INSPIRATION TO ALL 435 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:21,666 INTERRUPT. >> HE IS AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US. 436 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,267 >> HE IS AN INSPIRATION TO ALL OF US. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW 437 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,168 OF US. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 438 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,068 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. DAVID CROSS IS WITH US. 439 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:24,669 FOR YOU TONIGHT. DAVID CROSS IS WITH US. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. 440 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:27,138 DAVID CROSS IS WITH US. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 441 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,406 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RYAN PHILLIPPE. 442 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:50,211 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, A VERY FUNNY AND DARE I SAY SUBVERSIVE MAN, DAVID CROSS 443 00:13:50,213 --> 00:13:53,448 TONIGHT, A VERY FUNNY AND DARE I SAY SUBVERSIVE MAN, DAVID CROSS IS WITH US. 444 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,583 SAY SUBVERSIVE MAN, DAVID CROSS IS WITH US. THEN LATER, THEIR EP IS CALLED 445 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,986 IS WITH US. THEN LATER, THEIR EP IS CALLED "REMOTE" MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. 446 00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:58,686 THEN LATER, THEIR EP IS CALLED "REMOTE" MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 447 00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,388 "REMOTE" MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH GOLDIE HAWN, ALISON BRIE, 448 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:02,924 THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH GOLDIE HAWN, ALISON BRIE, ALEX WINTER. 449 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,958 WITH GOLDIE HAWN, ALISON BRIE, ALEX WINTER. WE'LL HAVE A VISIT FROM 450 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,494 ALEX WINTER. WE'LL HAVE A VISIT FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN 451 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:09,063 WE'LL HAVE A VISIT FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, WHOSE IDENTITY HAS NOT 452 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:13,067 PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, WHOSE IDENTITY HAS NOT YET BEEN REVEALED. 453 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,836 ALIVE, WHOSE IDENTITY HAS NOT YET BEEN REVEALED. WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM G-EAZY 454 00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,538 YET BEEN REVEALED. WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM G-EAZY FEATURING BLACKBEAR, 455 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,607 WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM G-EAZY FEATURING BLACKBEAR, BEE-BA-DOO-BEE, AND ZAC BROWN 456 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,310 FEATURING BLACKBEAR, BEE-BA-DOO-BEE, AND ZAC BROWN BAND. 457 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,778 BEE-BA-DOO-BEE, AND ZAC BROWN BAND. AND ON THURSDAY, PRESIDENT 458 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,249 BAND. AND ON THURSDAY, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. 459 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:28,783 AND ON THURSDAY, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. YOU KNOW THAT GUY, RIGHT? 460 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,552 BARACK OBAMA. YOU KNOW THAT GUY, RIGHT? YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM 461 00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:31,152 YOU KNOW THAT GUY, RIGHT? YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM THOSE THINGS WE USED TO GO TO 462 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,187 YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM THOSE THINGS WE USED TO GO TO CALLED "MOVIES." 463 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,089 THOSE THINGS WE USED TO GO TO CALLED "MOVIES." HIS LATEST IS A TV SHOW. 464 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,724 CALLED "MOVIES." HIS LATEST IS A TV SHOW. HE PLAYS PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR 465 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:37,959 HIS LATEST IS A TV SHOW. HE PLAYS PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR CODY HOYT IN THE NEW TV SHOW 466 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,894 HE PLAYS PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR CODY HOYT IN THE NEW TV SHOW "BIG SKY." 467 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:40,528 CODY HOYT IN THE NEW TV SHOW "BIG SKY." IT PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON 468 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,496 "BIG SKY." IT PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON ABC. 469 00:14:41,498 --> 00:14:48,436 IT PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME RYAN PHILLIPPE. 470 00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:48,636 ABC. PLEASE WELCOME RYAN PHILLIPPE. SNET 471 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:57,845 PLEASE WELCOME RYAN PHILLIPPE. SNET ♪ ♪ 472 00:14:57,847 --> 00:14:59,380 SNET ♪ ♪ >>> PLEASE, HOW'S IT GOING? 473 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,249 ♪ ♪ >>> PLEASE, HOW'S IT GOING? >> IT'S GOING GOOD. 474 00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:04,252 >>> PLEASE, HOW'S IT GOING? >> IT'S GOING GOOD. YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY NICE TO 475 00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:04,752 >> IT'S GOING GOOD. YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY NICE TO SEE ANYONE THESE DAYS. 476 00:15:04,754 --> 00:15:06,020 YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY NICE TO SEE ANYONE THESE DAYS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT IS. 477 00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,356 SEE ANYONE THESE DAYS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT IS. WHEN PEOPLE SAY NICE TO SEE YOU, 478 00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:11,392 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT IS. WHEN PEOPLE SAY NICE TO SEE YOU, YOU CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL "YOU" 479 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:12,427 WHEN PEOPLE SAY NICE TO SEE YOU, YOU CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL "YOU" MEANS HUMANITY. 480 00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:15,063 YOU CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL "YOU" MEANS HUMANITY. >> YEAH, YEAH, GET OUT OF THE 481 00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,030 MEANS HUMANITY. >> YEAH, YEAH, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 482 00:15:16,032 --> 00:15:16,998 >> YEAH, YEAH, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING 483 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,466 HOUSE. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE OR STAYING? 484 00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:20,835 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE OR STAYING? >> I WAS WORKING IN VANCOUVER 485 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,936 OUT OF THE HOUSE OR STAYING? >> I WAS WORKING IN VANCOUVER DOING BIG SKY. 486 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,805 >> I WAS WORKING IN VANCOUVER DOING BIG SKY. I WENT THROUGH THE EARLY DAYS OF 487 00:15:23,807 --> 00:15:25,106 DOING BIG SKY. I WENT THROUGH THE EARLY DAYS OF THE QUARANTINE AND STAYED IN THE 488 00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:26,107 I WENT THROUGH THE EARLY DAYS OF THE QUARANTINE AND STAYED IN THE HOUSE AND DID EVERYTHING AND 489 00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:30,945 THE QUARANTINE AND STAYED IN THE HOUSE AND DID EVERYTHING AND THEN I NEEDED TO HIT THE ROAD, 490 00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:31,179 HOUSE AND DID EVERYTHING AND THEN I NEEDED TO HIT THE ROAD, JIMMY. 491 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:31,646 THEN I NEEDED TO HIT THE ROAD, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: BY YOURSELF? 492 00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:31,879 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: BY YOURSELF? >> YEAH. 493 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,114 >> Jimmy: BY YOURSELF? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GO? 494 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:40,154 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GO? >> I WENT ON A ROAD TRIP ACROSS 495 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,422 >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU GO? >> I WENT ON A ROAD TRIP ACROSS COUNTRY. 496 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:45,226 >> I WENT ON A ROAD TRIP ACROSS COUNTRY. I'M FROM DELAWARE WHO IS HAVING 497 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:47,495 COUNTRY. I'M FROM DELAWARE WHO IS HAVING A MOMENT RIGHT NOW. 498 00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:49,697 I'M FROM DELAWARE WHO IS HAVING A MOMENT RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: I HAVE NEWS, NEITHER 499 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,032 A MOMENT RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: I HAVE NEWS, NEITHER OF YOU WERE THERE ALREADY, HE 500 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,533 >> Jimmy: I HAVE NEWS, NEITHER OF YOU WERE THERE ALREADY, HE WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT BEFORE 501 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:52,800 OF YOU WERE THERE ALREADY, HE WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT BEFORE THIS. 502 00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,969 WAS THE VICE PRESIDENT BEFORE THIS. >> I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I HAVE A, 503 00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,037 THIS. >> I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I HAVE A, I'M FROM DELAWARE. 504 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,372 >> I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I HAVE A, I'M FROM DELAWARE. I HAVE A SMALL BEACHHOUSE THERE 505 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,107 I'M FROM DELAWARE. I HAVE A SMALL BEACHHOUSE THERE AND I KEPT THINKING ABOUT HOW 506 00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:00,174 I HAVE A SMALL BEACHHOUSE THERE AND I KEPT THINKING ABOUT HOW BADLY I WANTED TO BE THERE HAD. 507 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:00,775 AND I KEPT THINKING ABOUT HOW BADLY I WANTED TO BE THERE HAD. >> Jimmy: OH. 508 00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:02,577 BADLY I WANTED TO BE THERE HAD. >> Jimmy: OH. >> AND THIS IDEA OF DRIVING 509 00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:04,045 >> Jimmy: OH. >> AND THIS IDEA OF DRIVING ACROSS COUNTRY IN AN ELECTRIC 510 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,546 >> AND THIS IDEA OF DRIVING ACROSS COUNTRY IN AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE WHICH, YOU KNOW, FOUR 511 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,315 ACROSS COUNTRY IN AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE WHICH, YOU KNOW, FOUR YEARS AGO WAS NOT A POSSIBILITY. 512 00:16:07,317 --> 00:16:09,317 VEHICLE WHICH, YOU KNOW, FOUR YEARS AGO WAS NOT A POSSIBILITY. THAT GOT ME SO EXCITED. 513 00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:13,888 YEARS AGO WAS NOT A POSSIBILITY. THAT GOT ME SO EXCITED. I HOPPED IN THE TESLA, AND I 514 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,224 THAT GOT ME SO EXCITED. I HOPPED IN THE TESLA, AND I ALLOWED IT TO DICTATE MY PATH. 515 00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,059 I HOPPED IN THE TESLA, AND I ALLOWED IT TO DICTATE MY PATH. YOU WANT TO HIT THE SUPER 516 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:18,326 ALLOWED IT TO DICTATE MY PATH. YOU WANT TO HIT THE SUPER CHARGERS. 517 00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:20,461 YOU WANT TO HIT THE SUPER CHARGERS. IF YOU DON'T HIT THE SUPER 518 00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:22,497 CHARGERS. IF YOU DON'T HIT THE SUPER CHARGERS YOU WILL SIT FOR A LONG 519 00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:23,364 IF YOU DON'T HIT THE SUPER CHARGERS YOU WILL SIT FOR A LONG TIME. 520 00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:27,235 CHARGERS YOU WILL SIT FOR A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: I FOUND OUT THE WRONG 521 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:27,435 TIME. >> Jimmy: I FOUND OUT THE WRONG WAY. 522 00:16:27,437 --> 00:16:28,636 >> Jimmy: I FOUND OUT THE WRONG WAY. WE MISCALCULATED AND I TELL YOU 523 00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,004 WAY. WE MISCALCULATED AND I TELL YOU A SNEAKY THING THEY DO. 524 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:32,407 WE MISCALCULATED AND I TELL YOU A SNEAKY THING THEY DO. ON THE SUPER CHARGER, IF YOU PUT 525 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,743 A SNEAKY THING THEY DO. ON THE SUPER CHARGER, IF YOU PUT YOUR DESTINATION IN THE CAR, IT 526 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:40,081 ON THE SUPER CHARGER, IF YOU PUT YOUR DESTINATION IN THE CAR, IT WILL ONLY GIVE YOU ENOUGH SUPER 527 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,016 YOUR DESTINATION IN THE CAR, IT WILL ONLY GIVE YOU ENOUGH SUPER CHARGE TO GET YOU TO THE 528 00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:42,316 WILL ONLY GIVE YOU ENOUGH SUPER CHARGE TO GET YOU TO THE DESTINATION. 529 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,218 CHARGE TO GET YOU TO THE DESTINATION. >> I KNOW, YOU ARE HOLDING YOUR 530 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,420 DESTINATION. >> I KNOW, YOU ARE HOLDING YOUR BREATH THE LAST FEW MILES AND 531 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:49,190 >> I KNOW, YOU ARE HOLDING YOUR BREATH THE LAST FEW MILES AND YOU ARE SEEING IT TICK DOWN TO 532 00:16:49,192 --> 00:16:50,024 BREATH THE LAST FEW MILES AND YOU ARE SEEING IT TICK DOWN TO UNDER 5%. 533 00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:51,759 YOU ARE SEEING IT TICK DOWN TO UNDER 5%. >> Jimmy: AND THE RESULT IS YOU 534 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,262 UNDER 5%. >> Jimmy: AND THE RESULT IS YOU END UP IN A NONSUPER CHARGER, IN 535 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,498 >> Jimmy: AND THE RESULT IS YOU END UP IN A NONSUPER CHARGER, IN MY CASE, A PARKING LOT OF A 536 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:57,965 END UP IN A NONSUPER CHARGER, IN MY CASE, A PARKING LOT OF A WALMART STORE. 537 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,600 MY CASE, A PARKING LOT OF A WALMART STORE. >> YEAH, THEY ARE NOT ALWAYS IN 538 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,501 WALMART STORE. >> YEAH, THEY ARE NOT ALWAYS IN THE BEST PLACE. 539 00:17:00,503 --> 00:17:02,236 >> YEAH, THEY ARE NOT ALWAYS IN THE BEST PLACE. >> Jimmy: IT WOULD GIVE YOU ONE 540 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,706 THE BEST PLACE. >> Jimmy: IT WOULD GIVE YOU ONE MILE EVERY 40 MINUTES, OR 541 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,373 >> Jimmy: IT WOULD GIVE YOU ONE MILE EVERY 40 MINUTES, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 542 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,607 MILE EVERY 40 MINUTES, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE LIKE 543 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,743 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS -- IF I SEE SOMEONE'S CELL 544 00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:10,845 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS -- IF I SEE SOMEONE'S CELL PHONE IS NOT FULLY CHARGED, I 545 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:14,415 THIS -- IF I SEE SOMEONE'S CELL PHONE IS NOT FULLY CHARGED, I WILL JUST GRAB IT AND PLUG IT 546 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:14,582 PHONE IS NOT FULLY CHARGED, I WILL JUST GRAB IT AND PLUG IT IN. 547 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:20,054 WILL JUST GRAB IT AND PLUG IT IN. >> YEAH THERE'S A TERM FOR THIS. 548 00:17:20,056 --> 00:17:21,989 IN. >> YEAH THERE'S A TERM FOR THIS. RANGE ANXIETY. 549 00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:22,390 >> YEAH THERE'S A TERM FOR THIS. RANGE ANXIETY. >> Jimmy: REALLY? 550 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:25,960 RANGE ANXIETY. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT'S A TESLA DRIVER KNOWN 551 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,995 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> IT'S A TESLA DRIVER KNOWN TERM, YOU HAVE RANGE ANXIETY. 552 00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,464 >> IT'S A TESLA DRIVER KNOWN TERM, YOU HAVE RANGE ANXIETY. >> Jimmy: I MAY HAVE TO BE 553 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,501 TERM, YOU HAVE RANGE ANXIETY. >> Jimmy: I MAY HAVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED FOR IT, AND I CAN'T 554 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:34,202 >> Jimmy: I MAY HAVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED FOR IT, AND I CAN'T GET IN FOR IT. 555 00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:36,037 HOSPITALIZED FOR IT, AND I CAN'T GET IN FOR IT. >> I LET THE TESLA DICTATE MY 556 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:36,237 GET IN FOR IT. >> I LET THE TESLA DICTATE MY PATH. 557 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:39,807 >> I LET THE TESLA DICTATE MY PATH. IF I HAD TO GO OUT OF THE WAY TO 558 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,343 PATH. IF I HAD TO GO OUT OF THE WAY TO GET TO A SUPER CHARGER THAT WAS 559 00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:42,610 IF I HAD TO GO OUT OF THE WAY TO GET TO A SUPER CHARGER THAT WAS OKAY. 560 00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:43,945 GET TO A SUPER CHARGER THAT WAS OKAY. TIME IS IRRELEVANT. 561 00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:44,579 OKAY. TIME IS IRRELEVANT. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING 562 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:46,247 TIME IS IRRELEVANT. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE. 563 00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:47,281 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE. SO, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO, I REALLY 564 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,683 ANYMORE. SO, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO, I REALLY WANTED TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING 565 00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:49,050 SO, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO, I REALLY WANTED TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING MODE. 566 00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:51,052 WANTED TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING MODE. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CAMPING MODE? 567 00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:53,187 MODE. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CAMPING MODE? >> Jimmy: I HAVE READ ABOUT IT, 568 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:53,488 DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CAMPING MODE? >> Jimmy: I HAVE READ ABOUT IT, YEAH. 569 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,057 >> Jimmy: I HAVE READ ABOUT IT, YEAH. >> SO CAMPING MODE KEEPS YOUR 570 00:17:56,059 --> 00:17:57,992 YEAH. >> SO CAMPING MODE KEEPS YOUR CLIMATE CONTROLLED ALL NIGHT IF 571 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,293 >> SO CAMPING MODE KEEPS YOUR CLIMATE CONTROLLED ALL NIGHT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHARGE AND YOU 572 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:02,597 CLIMATE CONTROLLED ALL NIGHT IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHARGE AND YOU CAN PUT ON NETFLIX, AT SOME 573 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:04,465 YOU HAVE ENOUGH CHARGE AND YOU CAN PUT ON NETFLIX, AT SOME POINT IN MY JOURNEY I WAS LIKE, 574 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,000 CAN PUT ON NETFLIX, AT SOME POINT IN MY JOURNEY I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING 575 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:06,400 POINT IN MY JOURNEY I WAS LIKE, I HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING MODE. 576 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:09,670 I HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING MODE. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN PUT NETFLIX ON 577 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,905 MODE. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN PUT NETFLIX ON IN THE CAR? 578 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:17,278 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN PUT NETFLIX ON IN THE CAR? >> YEAH, YOU CURL UP IN THE 579 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,514 IN THE CAR? >> YEAH, YOU CURL UP IN THE COUCH WITH BIG SCREEN. 580 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,982 >> YEAH, YOU CURL UP IN THE COUCH WITH BIG SCREEN. SO, ON THE WAY ACROSS COUNTRY. 581 00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:23,151 COUCH WITH BIG SCREEN. SO, ON THE WAY ACROSS COUNTRY. I DID STOP, I WAS DETERMINED TO 582 00:18:23,153 --> 00:18:24,252 SO, ON THE WAY ACROSS COUNTRY. I DID STOP, I WAS DETERMINED TO HAVE ONE NIGHT IN THE VEHICLE. 583 00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:27,088 I DID STOP, I WAS DETERMINED TO HAVE ONE NIGHT IN THE VEHICLE. I WANTED ON TO TRY THAT OUT. 584 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:31,893 HAVE ONE NIGHT IN THE VEHICLE. I WANTED ON TO TRY THAT OUT. BUT I WAS REALLY TIRED AND 585 00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:32,493 I WANTED ON TO TRY THAT OUT. BUT I WAS REALLY TIRED AND NEEDED TO SHOWER A COUPLE OF 586 00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:34,095 BUT I WAS REALLY TIRED AND NEEDED TO SHOWER A COUPLE OF TIMES AND I WENT TO THE HOLIDAY 587 00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,863 NEEDED TO SHOWER A COUPLE OF TIMES AND I WENT TO THE HOLIDAY INN, THESE WERE THE DAYS WHERE 588 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,565 TIMES AND I WENT TO THE HOLIDAY INN, THESE WERE THE DAYS WHERE THINGS WERE JUST OPENING UP. 589 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:40,434 INN, THESE WERE THE DAYS WHERE THINGS WERE JUST OPENING UP. SO THE GUIDELINES AND PROTOCOLS 590 00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:44,572 THINGS WERE JUST OPENING UP. SO THE GUIDELINES AND PROTOCOLS OF CHECKING IN WERE OVER THE 591 00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:45,273 SO THE GUIDELINES AND PROTOCOLS OF CHECKING IN WERE OVER THE TOP. 592 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,674 OF CHECKING IN WERE OVER THE TOP. YOU WALKED IN AND EVERYTHING WAS 593 00:18:46,676 --> 00:18:47,542 TOP. YOU WALKED IN AND EVERYTHING WAS COVERED IN PLASTIC. 594 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,410 YOU WALKED IN AND EVERYTHING WAS COVERED IN PLASTIC. TO CHECK IN AT THE CHECK-IN 595 00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,711 COVERED IN PLASTIC. TO CHECK IN AT THE CHECK-IN COUNTER I HAD TO YELL TO THE 596 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,447 TO CHECK IN AT THE CHECK-IN COUNTER I HAD TO YELL TO THE WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND A 597 00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:56,284 COUNTER I HAD TO YELL TO THE WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND A COUPLE OF PANES AND THE STAND 598 00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:58,920 WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND A COUPLE OF PANES AND THE STAND HERE THING WAS EIGHT FEET AWAY 599 00:18:58,922 --> 00:18:59,187 COUPLE OF PANES AND THE STAND HERE THING WAS EIGHT FEET AWAY FROM HER. 600 00:18:59,189 --> 00:19:00,354 HERE THING WAS EIGHT FEET AWAY FROM HER. I HAD TO THROW THE CREDIT CARD 601 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:03,524 FROM HER. I HAD TO THROW THE CREDIT CARD LIKE A CHINESE STAR TO GET IT TO 602 00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:03,825 I HAD TO THROW THE CREDIT CARD LIKE A CHINESE STAR TO GET IT TO H 603 00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:03,991 LIKE A CHINESE STAR TO GET IT TO H HER. 604 00:19:03,993 --> 00:19:05,526 H HER. NO GO IN THE ROOM, FROM THE 605 00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,428 HER. NO GO IN THE ROOM, FROM THE REMOTE, TO BUTTONS ON THE 606 00:19:07,430 --> 00:19:08,229 NO GO IN THE ROOM, FROM THE REMOTE, TO BUTTONS ON THE BATHROOM, EVERYTHING IS COVERED 607 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,864 REMOTE, TO BUTTONS ON THE BATHROOM, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN PLASTIC. 608 00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:10,832 BATHROOM, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN PLASTIC. IT WAS VERY ODD. 609 00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,667 IN PLASTIC. IT WAS VERY ODD. BUT I MADE MY WAY ACROSS 610 00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:15,703 IT WAS VERY ODD. BUT I MADE MY WAY ACROSS COUNTRY, AND I FIGURED OUT A WAY 611 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:20,508 BUT I MADE MY WAY ACROSS COUNTRY, AND I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO HACK THE SELF DRIVE. 612 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,409 COUNTRY, AND I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO HACK THE SELF DRIVE. >> Jimmy: OH, ON THE AT THE TIME 613 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,211 TO HACK THE SELF DRIVE. >> Jimmy: OH, ON THE AT THE TIME LA, THE SELF DRIVING FEATURE, 614 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:24,345 >> Jimmy: OH, ON THE AT THE TIME LA, THE SELF DRIVING FEATURE, DOES IT WORK? 615 00:19:24,347 --> 00:19:25,513 LA, THE SELF DRIVING FEATURE, DOES IT WORK? I HAVE NOT TRIED IT. 616 00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:26,948 DOES IT WORK? I HAVE NOT TRIED IT. >> I WENT HOURS WITHOUT TOUCHING 617 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:27,548 I HAVE NOT TRIED IT. >> I WENT HOURS WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WHEEL. 618 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,150 >> I WENT HOURS WITHOUT TOUCHING THE WHEEL. >> Jimmy: REALLY? 619 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:31,786 THE WHEEL. >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> JIMMY I TOOK OFF MY SHOES. 620 00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:34,155 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> JIMMY I TOOK OFF MY SHOES. I HAD MULTIPLE SCREENS ON THE 621 00:19:34,157 --> 00:19:37,892 >> JIMMY I TOOK OFF MY SHOES. I HAD MULTIPLE SCREENS ON THE WINDSHIELD SO I CAN FACETIME 622 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,927 I HAD MULTIPLE SCREENS ON THE WINDSHIELD SO I CAN FACETIME WITH MY KIDS AND FRIENDS. 623 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,429 WINDSHIELD SO I CAN FACETIME WITH MY KIDS AND FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT GO? 624 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,264 WITH MY KIDS AND FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT GO? >> IT WAS LIKE A SUPER SLOW 625 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,599 >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT GO? >> IT WAS LIKE A SUPER SLOW FIRST CLASS. 626 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,400 >> IT WAS LIKE A SUPER SLOW FIRST CLASS. >> Jimmy: TELL ME WHAT THIS IS, 627 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,203 FIRST CLASS. >> Jimmy: TELL ME WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA TO TELL 628 00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:51,038 >> Jimmy: TELL ME WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA TO TELL ANYONE HOW YOU DID IT, HOW DID 629 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,140 THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA TO TELL ANYONE HOW YOU DID IT, HOW DID YOU DO IT? 630 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:57,778 ANYONE HOW YOU DID IT, HOW DID YOU DO IT? >> IT'S EASILY SEARCHABLE ON 631 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,279 YOU DO IT? >> IT'S EASILY SEARCHABLE ON YOUT 632 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,714 >> IT'S EASILY SEARCHABLE ON YOUT YOUTUBE, BUT I WILL SAY, THERE 633 00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:01,115 YOUT YOUTUBE, BUT I WILL SAY, THERE WAS NOBODY ON THE ROAD. 634 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,516 YOUTUBE, BUT I WILL SAY, THERE WAS NOBODY ON THE ROAD. HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC. 635 00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:04,886 WAS NOBODY ON THE ROAD. HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC. THE STRAIGHT HIGHS ACROSS TEXAS, 636 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:06,254 HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC. THE STRAIGHT HIGHS ACROSS TEXAS, OKLAHOMA, AND I DID NOT SEE 637 00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,757 THE STRAIGHT HIGHS ACROSS TEXAS, OKLAHOMA, AND I DID NOT SEE ANYBODY FOR MILES SO I GOT SUPER 638 00:20:09,759 --> 00:20:10,057 OKLAHOMA, AND I DID NOT SEE ANYBODY FOR MILES SO I GOT SUPER COMFORTABLE. 639 00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,225 ANYBODY FOR MILES SO I GOT SUPER COMFORTABLE. I WAS RECLINED. 640 00:20:11,227 --> 00:20:12,660 COMFORTABLE. I WAS RECLINED. LIKE I SAID, I WAS CHILLING. 641 00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:12,860 I WAS RECLINED. LIKE I SAID, I WAS CHILLING. YEAH. 642 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,295 LIKE I SAID, I WAS CHILLING. YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU PUT A PAIR OF 643 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,030 YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU PUT A PAIR OF GLOVES ON THE WHEEL SO IT FEELS 644 00:20:16,032 --> 00:20:17,698 >> Jimmy: DO YOU PUT A PAIR OF GLOVES ON THE WHEEL SO IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S HANDS THERE OR WHAT 645 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,066 GLOVES ON THE WHEEL SO IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S HANDS THERE OR WHAT DO YOU DO? 646 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:22,970 LIKE THERE'S HANDS THERE OR WHAT DO YOU DO? >> A -- A -- ADEQUATELY WEIGHTED 647 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,239 DO YOU DO? >> A -- A -- ADEQUATELY WEIGHTED WATER BOTTLE DOES THE TRICK. 648 00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,141 >> A -- A -- ADEQUATELY WEIGHTED WATER BOTTLE DOES THE TRICK. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 649 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,578 WATER BOTTLE DOES THE TRICK. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> YOU TUCK IT IN THE CORNER OF 650 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,078 >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> YOU TUCK IT IN THE CORNER OF THE WHEEL. 651 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,113 >> YOU TUCK IT IN THE CORNER OF THE WHEEL. >> Jimmy: IMAGINE THAT IS HOW 652 00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:33,547 THE WHEEL. >> Jimmy: IMAGINE THAT IS HOW YOU DIE. 653 00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:33,948 >> Jimmy: IMAGINE THAT IS HOW YOU DIE. IMAGINE. 654 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,817 YOU DIE. IMAGINE. YEAH, THEY FOUND AN EVIAN 655 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,019 IMAGINE. YEAH, THEY FOUND AN EVIAN BOTTLE, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW 656 00:20:38,021 --> 00:20:39,453 YEAH, THEY FOUND AN EVIAN BOTTLE, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY FOUND IT. 657 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:44,558 BOTTLE, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THEY FOUND IT. APPARENTLY HE WAS LAYING ON HIS 658 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:44,792 WHERE THEY FOUND IT. APPARENTLY HE WAS LAYING ON HIS STOMACH. 659 00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:45,660 APPARENTLY HE WAS LAYING ON HIS STOMACH. >> SO I REALIZE THIS WAS A 660 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,328 STOMACH. >> SO I REALIZE THIS WAS A COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE JOURNEY, 661 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,896 >> SO I REALIZE THIS WAS A COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE JOURNEY, I'M GETTING CLOSE TO DELAWARE, I 662 00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:50,231 COUPLE OF DAYS IN THE JOURNEY, I'M GETTING CLOSE TO DELAWARE, I HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING 663 00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:51,299 I'M GETTING CLOSE TO DELAWARE, I HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING THIN. 664 00:20:51,301 --> 00:20:53,034 HAVE TO TRY OUT THE CAMPING THIN. SO I GO ONLINE IN A CHARGING 665 00:20:53,036 --> 00:20:54,502 THIN. SO I GO ONLINE IN A CHARGING SESSION AND I'M LOOKING AT THE 666 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,303 SO I GO ONLINE IN A CHARGING SESSION AND I'M LOOKING AT THE KOA SPOTS. 667 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:56,437 SESSION AND I'M LOOKING AT THE KOA SPOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 668 00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:57,939 KOA SPOTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. >> AND I DIDN'T FIND ONE THAT 669 00:20:57,941 --> 00:20:59,974 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. >> AND I DIDN'T FIND ONE THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, REASONABLY 670 00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:03,077 >> AND I DIDN'T FIND ONE THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, REASONABLY REACHABLE WITH MY RANGE. 671 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:03,277 WAS, YOU KNOW, REASONABLY REACHABLE WITH MY RANGE. AGAIN. 672 00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:05,513 REACHABLE WITH MY RANGE. AGAIN. SO, I STARTED RESEARCHING WHERE 673 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,914 AGAIN. SO, I STARTED RESEARCHING WHERE ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SLEEP SAFELY 674 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,450 SO, I STARTED RESEARCHING WHERE ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SLEEP SAFELY WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD? 675 00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:11,052 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SLEEP SAFELY WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD? WALMART. 676 00:21:11,054 --> 00:21:11,552 WHEN YOU ARE ON THE ROAD? WALMART. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. 677 00:21:11,554 --> 00:21:11,886 WALMART. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. I KNOW THIS. 678 00:21:11,888 --> 00:21:13,454 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. I KNOW THIS. >> WALMART IS A HAVEN FOR 679 00:21:13,456 --> 00:21:13,688 I KNOW THIS. >> WALMART IS A HAVEN FOR DRIVERS. 680 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,256 >> WALMART IS A HAVEN FOR DRIVERS. ANYONE, IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OR 681 00:21:15,258 --> 00:21:17,091 DRIVERS. ANYONE, IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OR DRIVING A TRUCK, YOU ARE ALLOWED 682 00:21:17,093 --> 00:21:18,826 ANYONE, IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OR DRIVING A TRUCK, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LEGALLY PARK AND SLEEP IN A 683 00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:19,327 DRIVING A TRUCK, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LEGALLY PARK AND SLEEP IN A WALMART PARKING LOT. 684 00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:21,529 TO LEGALLY PARK AND SLEEP IN A WALMART PARKING LOT. >> Jimmy: MOST OF THEM, YEAH, 685 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,798 WALMART PARKING LOT. >> Jimmy: MOST OF THEM, YEAH, RVs, THEY WILL LET YOU PARK IN 686 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,999 >> Jimmy: MOST OF THEM, YEAH, RVs, THEY WILL LET YOU PARK IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT. 687 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,133 RVs, THEY WILL LET YOU PARK IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT. >> YEAH, AND SO JIMMY, THAT'S 688 00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:27,735 THE WALMART PARKING LOT. >> YEAH, AND SO JIMMY, THAT'S WHAT I THE DID. 689 00:21:27,737 --> 00:21:29,904 >> YEAH, AND SO JIMMY, THAT'S WHAT I THE DID. I GOT TO A WALMART SOMEWHERE IN 690 00:21:29,906 --> 00:21:30,638 WHAT I THE DID. I GOT TO A WALMART SOMEWHERE IN VIRGINIA. 691 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:30,972 I GOT TO A WALMART SOMEWHERE IN VIRGINIA. >> Jimmy: WOW. 692 00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:33,174 VIRGINIA. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND THEY HAD A TESLA CHARGER 693 00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:35,943 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND THEY HAD A TESLA CHARGER AND I PUT ON CAMPING MODE AND I 694 00:21:35,945 --> 00:21:37,678 >> AND THEY HAD A TESLA CHARGER AND I PUT ON CAMPING MODE AND I CURLED UP AND I SPENT THE LAST 695 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,281 AND I PUT ON CAMPING MODE AND I CURLED UP AND I SPENT THE LAST NIGHT OF MY JOURNEY A -- 696 00:21:40,283 --> 00:21:43,517 CURLED UP AND I SPENT THE LAST NIGHT OF MY JOURNEY A -- >> Jimmy: THE STARS ARE REALLY 697 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,186 NIGHT OF MY JOURNEY A -- >> Jimmy: THE STARS ARE REALLY JUST LIKE US. 698 00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:45,786 >> Jimmy: THE STARS ARE REALLY JUST LIKE US. IT'S REMARKABLE. 699 00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:47,254 JUST LIKE US. IT'S REMARKABLE. >> I'M VERY MUCH A MAN OF THE 700 00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:47,588 IT'S REMARKABLE. >> I'M VERY MUCH A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. 701 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:48,322 >> I'M VERY MUCH A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. VERY MUCH. 702 00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:49,256 PEOPLE. VERY MUCH. VERY MUCH. 703 00:21:49,258 --> 00:21:50,758 VERY MUCH. VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS 704 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,192 VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS NOW? 705 00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:52,793 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS NOW? >> 17, 20 AND 9. 706 00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:55,496 NOW? >> 17, 20 AND 9. >> Jimmy: OH, OH, SO, ARE -- ARE 707 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:57,198 >> 17, 20 AND 9. >> Jimmy: OH, OH, SO, ARE -- ARE YOU STILL ALLOWED TO HANG OUT 708 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,866 >> Jimmy: OH, OH, SO, ARE -- ARE YOU STILL ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH THEM OR IS IT -- 709 00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:00,401 YOU STILL ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH THEM OR IS IT -- >> YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE 710 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,769 WITH THEM OR IS IT -- >> YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ON AND ASK THEM. 711 00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:03,904 >> YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM ON AND ASK THEM. NO, I THINK THEY LIKE ME. 712 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,407 THEM ON AND ASK THEM. NO, I THINK THEY LIKE ME. MY SON AND I HAVE A VERY, VERY 713 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,675 NO, I THINK THEY LIKE ME. MY SON AND I HAVE A VERY, VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP AND WE DO A 714 00:22:07,677 --> 00:22:09,410 MY SON AND I HAVE A VERY, VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP AND WE DO A LOT OF ROAD TRIPS TOGETHER. 715 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,177 CLOSE RELATIONSHIP AND WE DO A LOT OF ROAD TRIPS TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: HE IS 17? 716 00:22:10,179 --> 00:22:11,245 LOT OF ROAD TRIPS TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: HE IS 17? >> YEAH, YEAH. 717 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,413 >> Jimmy: HE IS 17? >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU GO WITH 718 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,883 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU GO WITH HIM AND ARE YOU SLEEPING BEHIND 719 00:22:15,885 --> 00:22:16,317 >> Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU GO WITH HIM AND ARE YOU SLEEPING BEHIND THE WHEEL WHILE -- 720 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,052 HIM AND ARE YOU SLEEPING BEHIND THE WHEEL WHILE -- >> NO, BY THE WAY. 721 00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:18,919 THE WHEEL WHILE -- >> NO, BY THE WAY. DISCLAIMER I WAS THE ONLY PERSON 722 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,021 >> NO, BY THE WAY. DISCLAIMER I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THAT VEHICLE, SO I WOULD 723 00:22:20,023 --> 00:22:20,755 DISCLAIMER I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN THAT VEHICLE, SO I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 724 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,456 IN THAT VEHICLE, SO I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANY 725 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:22,957 NEVER DO THAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANY DISCLAIM ERS. 726 00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:24,425 >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANY DISCLAIM ERS. YOU LET US DOWN. 727 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,860 DISCLAIM ERS. YOU LET US DOWN. WE WERE ALREADY ON A BAD PATH IN 728 00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:26,861 YOU LET US DOWN. WE WERE ALREADY ON A BAD PATH IN THE COUNTRY. 729 00:22:26,863 --> 00:22:29,263 WE WERE ALREADY ON A BAD PATH IN THE COUNTRY. NOW THERE'S NO ONE LITERALLY AT 730 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,431 THE COUNTRY. NOW THERE'S NO ONE LITERALLY AT THE WHEEL ANYMORE. 731 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,932 NOW THERE'S NO ONE LITERALLY AT THE WHEEL ANYMORE. >> DOESN'T THE IT FEEL LIKE 732 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:32,199 THE WHEEL ANYMORE. >> DOESN'T THE IT FEEL LIKE THAT? 733 00:22:32,201 --> 00:22:34,468 >> DOESN'T THE IT FEEL LIKE THAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES. 734 00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:37,838 THAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES. YOU ENCAPSULATED THE COUNTRY 735 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,139 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES. YOU ENCAPSULATED THE COUNTRY RIGHT THERE. 736 00:22:38,141 --> 00:22:40,074 YOU ENCAPSULATED THE COUNTRY RIGHT THERE. >> IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, DEACON 737 00:22:40,076 --> 00:22:44,512 RIGHT THERE. >> IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, DEACON AND I HAVE GONE, WE DID A ROAD 738 00:22:44,514 --> 00:22:47,281 >> IN THE PAST FEW YEARS, DEACON AND I HAVE GONE, WE DID A ROAD TRIP TO JEYELLOW STONE. 739 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:50,618 AND I HAVE GONE, WE DID A ROAD TRIP TO JEYELLOW STONE. WE WENT TO NORTH DAKOTA AND 740 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,220 TRIP TO JEYELLOW STONE. WE WENT TO NORTH DAKOTA AND YELLOW STONE AND TOKYO AND KIOTO 741 00:22:53,222 --> 00:22:54,622 WE WENT TO NORTH DAKOTA AND YELLOW STONE AND TOKYO AND KIOTO RECENTLY AND MOST RECENTLY FOR 742 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,723 YELLOW STONE AND TOKYO AND KIOTO RECENTLY AND MOST RECENTLY FOR HIS 17TH BIRTHDAY. 743 00:22:55,725 --> 00:22:57,691 RECENTLY AND MOST RECENTLY FOR HIS 17TH BIRTHDAY. I DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE WE WERE 744 00:22:57,693 --> 00:22:58,225 HIS 17TH BIRTHDAY. I DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE WE WERE GOING. 745 00:22:58,227 --> 00:22:59,660 I DIDN'T TELL HIM WHERE WE WERE GOING. I AM LIKE, I'M GOING TO PICK YOU 746 00:22:59,662 --> 00:23:06,033 GOING. I AM LIKE, I'M GOING TO PICK YOU UP FROM MOM'S AND GO ON A TRAND 747 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,302 I AM LIKE, I'M GOING TO PICK YOU UP FROM MOM'S AND GO ON A TRAND HAVE A CELEBRATION -- I SAID WE 748 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,737 UP FROM MOM'S AND GO ON A TRAND HAVE A CELEBRATION -- I SAID WE ARE GOING TO JOSHUA TREE AND 749 00:23:09,739 --> 00:23:10,704 HAVE A CELEBRATION -- I SAID WE ARE GOING TO JOSHUA TREE AND CONTACT ALIENS. 750 00:23:10,706 --> 00:23:11,705 ARE GOING TO JOSHUA TREE AND CONTACT ALIENS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF 751 00:23:11,707 --> 00:23:12,873 CONTACT ALIENS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT HERE IN CALIFORNIA. 752 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:17,578 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT HERE IN CALIFORNIA. >> SO I RENTED AN ALIEN FILMED 753 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,280 THE DESERT HERE IN CALIFORNIA. >> SO I RENTED AN ALIEN FILMED AIR BNB. 754 00:23:19,282 --> 00:23:20,381 >> SO I RENTED AN ALIEN FILMED AIR BNB. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH DR. 755 00:23:20,383 --> 00:23:21,248 AIR BNB. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH DR. STEPHEN GREER. 756 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:22,983 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH DR. STEPHEN GREER. >> Jimmy: I AM NOT. 757 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,785 STEPHEN GREER. >> Jimmy: I AM NOT. >> THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE OF 758 00:23:24,787 --> 00:23:25,519 >> Jimmy: I AM NOT. >> THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE OF DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HIM. 759 00:23:25,521 --> 00:23:27,955 >> THERE'S BEEN A COUPLE OF DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HIM. HE IS A UFOHOGIST, I DON'T KNOW 760 00:23:27,957 --> 00:23:30,524 DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HIM. HE IS A UFOHOGIST, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS WHERE HIS DOCTRATE 761 00:23:30,526 --> 00:23:32,326 HE IS A UFOHOGIST, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS WHERE HIS DOCTRATE COMES FROM AND HE HAS AN APP 762 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,961 IF THAT IS WHERE HIS DOCTRATE COMES FROM AND HE HAS AN APP CALLED THE CONTACT APP. 763 00:23:33,963 --> 00:23:38,132 COMES FROM AND HE HAS AN APP CALLED THE CONTACT APP. IT'S CALLED C-5, AND THERE'S 764 00:23:38,134 --> 00:23:39,333 CALLED THE CONTACT APP. IT'S CALLED C-5, AND THERE'S MEANT TO BE THE STEPS THAT YOU 765 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,469 IT'S CALLED C-5, AND THERE'S MEANT TO BE THE STEPS THAT YOU TAKE TO CONJURE UP INTERACTION 766 00:23:41,471 --> 00:23:42,603 MEANT TO BE THE STEPS THAT YOU TAKE TO CONJURE UP INTERACTION WITH ALIEN LIFE. 767 00:23:42,605 --> 00:23:44,038 TAKE TO CONJURE UP INTERACTION WITH ALIEN LIFE. AND I HAVE SEEN VIDEOS OF PEOPLE 768 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,972 WITH ALIEN LIFE. AND I HAVE SEEN VIDEOS OF PEOPLE THAT WENT OUT WITH HIM AND 769 00:23:44,974 --> 00:23:46,941 AND I HAVE SEEN VIDEOS OF PEOPLE THAT WENT OUT WITH HIM AND SOMETHING APPEARS IN THE SKY. 770 00:23:46,943 --> 00:23:49,110 THAT WENT OUT WITH HIM AND SOMETHING APPEARS IN THE SKY. I MEAN, I HAVE SEEN IT. 771 00:23:49,112 --> 00:23:52,113 SOMETHING APPEARS IN THE SKY. I MEAN, I HAVE SEEN IT. DEMI LOVATO WENT OUT. 772 00:23:52,115 --> 00:23:53,214 I MEAN, I HAVE SEEN IT. DEMI LOVATO WENT OUT. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT SETTLES IT 773 00:23:53,216 --> 00:23:54,582 DEMI LOVATO WENT OUT. >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT SETTLES IT FOR ME. 774 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:56,851 >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT SETTLES IT FOR ME. WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING 775 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,019 FOR ME. WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING DEMI LOVATO, REALLY? 776 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,822 WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING DEMI LOVATO, REALLY? >> SO, SO, WE HE GO OUT TO 777 00:24:01,824 --> 00:24:02,123 DEMI LOVATO, REALLY? >> SO, SO, WE HE GO OUT TO JOSHUA TREE. 778 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,224 >> SO, SO, WE HE GO OUT TO JOSHUA TREE. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO AND DO THIS 779 00:24:03,226 --> 00:24:04,925 JOSHUA TREE. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO AND DO THIS WITH HIM BY THE WAY. 780 00:24:04,927 --> 00:24:06,794 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO AND DO THIS WITH HIM BY THE WAY. WE WILL DO CART WHEELS THE WHOLE 781 00:24:06,796 --> 00:24:06,994 WITH HIM BY THE WAY. WE WILL DO CART WHEELS THE WHOLE TIME. 782 00:24:06,996 --> 00:24:09,530 WE WILL DO CART WHEELS THE WHOLE TIME. >> DUDE, I WOULD GO. 783 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,798 TIME. >> DUDE, I WOULD GO. YOU ME, STEPHEN GREER. 784 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,866 >> DUDE, I WOULD GO. YOU ME, STEPHEN GREER. >> Jimmy: I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO 785 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:12,333 YOU ME, STEPHEN GREER. >> Jimmy: I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO IT. 786 00:24:12,335 --> 00:24:12,566 >> Jimmy: I WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO IT. YES. 787 00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:14,802 IT. YES. >> I'M SURE HE WOULD BE DOWN. 788 00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:16,937 YES. >> I'M SURE HE WOULD BE DOWN. >> Jimmy: DID YOU CONTACT ANY 789 00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:18,806 >> I'M SURE HE WOULD BE DOWN. >> Jimmy: DID YOU CONTACT ANY ALIENS 790 00:24:18,808 --> 00:24:19,073 >> Jimmy: DID YOU CONTACT ANY ALIENS ALIENS? 791 00:24:19,075 --> 00:24:21,976 ALIENS ALIENS? >> NO, WE SPENT THE DAY ROCK 792 00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:23,611 ALIENS? >> NO, WE SPENT THE DAY ROCK CLIMBING AND I DROPPED ON HIM 793 00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:24,845 >> NO, WE SPENT THE DAY ROCK CLIMBING AND I DROPPED ON HIM THE REASON THAT WE WERE THERE. 794 00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:26,080 CLIMBING AND I DROPPED ON HIM THE REASON THAT WE WERE THERE. I WAS LIKE, WE ARE GOING TO 795 00:24:26,082 --> 00:24:29,083 THE REASON THAT WE WERE THERE. I WAS LIKE, WE ARE GOING TO CONTACT ALIENS. 796 00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:31,752 I WAS LIKE, WE ARE GOING TO CONTACT ALIENS. HE WAS IN TO IT. 797 00:24:31,754 --> 00:24:32,920 CONTACT ALIENS. HE WAS IN TO IT. I THINK IT'S A FAMILY THING. 798 00:24:32,922 --> 00:24:35,322 HE WAS IN TO IT. I THINK IT'S A FAMILY THING. MY DAD WAS OF IN TO ALIENS AND 799 00:24:35,324 --> 00:24:39,226 I THINK IT'S A FAMILY THING. MY DAD WAS OF IN TO ALIENS AND THE PROSPECT OF ALIEN LIFE. 800 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,795 MY DAD WAS OF IN TO ALIENS AND THE PROSPECT OF ALIEN LIFE. >> Jimmy: DID HE EVER SEE 801 00:24:41,797 --> 00:24:42,129 THE PROSPECT OF ALIEN LIFE. >> Jimmy: DID HE EVER SEE ANYTHING? 802 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,898 >> Jimmy: DID HE EVER SEE ANYTHING? >> MY MOM AND HE CLAIMED THEY 803 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,365 ANYTHING? >> MY MOM AND HE CLAIMED THEY DID. 804 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:46,233 >> MY MOM AND HE CLAIMED THEY DID. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THEIR WAY OF 805 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,135 DID. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THEIR WAY OF SAYING THEY SMOKED WEED. 806 00:24:48,137 --> 00:24:50,871 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THEIR WAY OF SAYING THEY SMOKED WEED. >> IT WAS THE 70s. 807 00:24:50,873 --> 00:24:53,641 SAYING THEY SMOKED WEED. >> IT WAS THE 70s. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF "THE BIG 808 00:24:53,643 --> 00:25:05,269 >> IT WAS THE 70s. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF "THE BIG SKY," RYAN 809 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:13,777 >>> 1200 MISSING WOMEN, ALL IN THE LAST TWO YEARS. MOST OF THEM LAST SEEN IN TRUCK 810 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:13,978 THE LAST TWO YEARS. MOST OF THEM LAST SEEN IN TRUCK STOPS. 811 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,179 MOST OF THEM LAST SEEN IN TRUCK STOPS. >> THERE'S A LOT OF TRUCK STOPS 812 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,548 STOPS. >> THERE'S A LOT OF TRUCK STOPS ALONG THE WAY. 813 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:21,252 >> THERE'S A LOT OF TRUCK STOPS ALONG THE WAY. >> THE CHURCH MEMBERSHIP INCLUDE 814 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:21,886 ALONG THE WAY. >> THE CHURCH MEMBERSHIP INCLUDE LONGHAUL TRUCKERS? 815 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:24,154 >> THE CHURCH MEMBERSHIP INCLUDE LONGHAUL TRUCKERS? THAT HE IS A FACTION OF TRUCKERS 816 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,456 LONGHAUL TRUCKERS? THAT HE IS A FACTION OF TRUCKERS MIXED UP IN SEX TRAFFICKING. 817 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,023 THAT HE IS A FACTION OF TRUCKERS MIXED UP IN SEX TRAFFICKING. >> REALLY? 818 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,259 MIXED UP IN SEX TRAFFICKING. >> REALLY? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRIVING 819 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:28,893 >> REALLY? >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRIVING UP THERE? 820 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,061 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DRIVING UP THERE? >> TO THE CHURCH, NOW? 821 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:38,335 UP THERE? >> TO THE CHURCH, NOW? >> YOU GOT KIDS, RICK? 822 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,471 >> TO THE CHURCH, NOW? >> YOU GOT KIDS, RICK? >> SAY NO MORE. 823 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:45,843 >> YOU GOT KIDS, RICK? >> SAY NO MORE. >> Jimmy: "BIG SKY" PREMIERES 824 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,978 >> SAY NO MORE. >> Jimmy: "BIG SKY" PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10 ON ABC. 825 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,114 >> Jimmy: "BIG SKY" PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10 ON ABC. FROM DAVID E LEE, DID -- 826 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:50,814 TOMORROW AT 10 ON ABC. FROM DAVID E LEE, DID -- >> PICKETT FENCES. 827 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,517 FROM DAVID E LEE, DID -- >> PICKETT FENCES. ON AND ON, THE GUY HAS AN 828 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,685 >> PICKETT FENCES. ON AND ON, THE GUY HAS AN INCREDIBLE TRACK RECORD. 829 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,153 ON AND ON, THE GUY HAS AN INCREDIBLE TRACK RECORD. >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU 830 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,288 INCREDIBLE TRACK RECORD. >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING, WHEN I HEARD YOU 831 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,355 >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING, WHEN I HEARD YOU PLAYED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, 832 00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,557 SOMETHING, WHEN I HEARD YOU PLAYED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, THAT PLEASED ME. 833 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:06,330 PLAYED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, THAT PLEASED ME. IN THE '70s, AND '80s, EVERY 834 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:09,633 THAT PLEASED ME. IN THE '70s, AND '80s, EVERY FOURTH ACTOR WAS A PRIVATE 835 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:09,900 IN THE '70s, AND '80s, EVERY FOURTH ACTOR WAS A PRIVATE INVESTORS. 836 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,101 FOURTH ACTOR WAS A PRIVATE INVESTORS. YOU NAME IT. 837 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,637 INVESTORS. YOU NAME IT. >> TO THE EXTENT THAT I THOUGHT 838 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:18,309 YOU NAME IT. >> TO THE EXTENT THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT WANTING TO BE A PRIVATE 839 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,343 >> TO THE EXTENT THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT WANTING TO BE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR BECAUSE OF THAT. 840 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,277 ABOUT WANTING TO BE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR BECAUSE OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT REALIZE 841 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:21,612 INVESTIGATOR BECAUSE OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WILL BE SITTING ACROSS 842 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,714 >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WILL BE SITTING ACROSS THE STREET FROM A HOOKER'S 843 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,749 THAT YOU WILL BE SITTING ACROSS THE STREET FROM A HOOKER'S APARTMENT TRYING TO CATCH A 844 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,450 THE STREET FROM A HOOKER'S APARTMENT TRYING TO CATCH A CHEATING HUSBAND ALL DAY. 845 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:27,885 APARTMENT TRYING TO CATCH A CHEATING HUSBAND ALL DAY. >> ACTING IS BETTER. 846 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,820 CHEATING HUSBAND ALL DAY. >> ACTING IS BETTER. >> Jimmy: ACTING IS REALLY 847 00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:30,154 >> ACTING IS BETTER. >> Jimmy: ACTING IS REALLY BETTER. 848 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,056 >> Jimmy: ACTING IS REALLY BETTER. ALTHOUGH, YOU IN THE WALMART 849 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,224 BETTER. ALTHOUGH, YOU IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT IS NOT FAR OFF FROM 850 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:36,327 ALTHOUGH, YOU IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT IS NOT FAR OFF FROM WHAT THESE PEOPLE DO. 851 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:36,994 PARKING LOT IS NOT FAR OFF FROM WHAT THESE PEOPLE DO. >> A LITTLE METHOD THERE. 852 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,095 WHAT THESE PEOPLE DO. >> A LITTLE METHOD THERE. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU 853 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,296 >> A LITTLE METHOD THERE. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR TWEETS. 854 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,898 >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR TWEETS. FIRST, TELL ME WHAT'S THE 855 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:41,932 ABOUT YOUR TWEETS. FIRST, TELL ME WHAT'S THE PROCESS AS FAR AS TWEETING GOES? 856 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:42,733 FIRST, TELL ME WHAT'S THE PROCESS AS FAR AS TWEETING GOES? WILL YOU? 857 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:44,101 PROCESS AS FAR AS TWEETING GOES? WILL YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY RULES THAT YOU 858 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,069 WILL YOU? DO YOU HAVE ANY RULES THAT YOU SET FOR YOURSELF? 859 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,904 DO YOU HAVE ANY RULES THAT YOU SET FOR YOURSELF? >> I HAVE NO RULES OUTSIDE OF 860 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,305 SET FOR YOURSELF? >> I HAVE NO RULES OUTSIDE OF TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND 861 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,840 >> I HAVE NO RULES OUTSIDE OF TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND NOT TAKING ANY OF IT TOO 862 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:50,674 TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND NOT TAKING ANY OF IT TOO SERIOUSLY. 863 00:26:50,676 --> 00:26:51,608 NOT TAKING ANY OF IT TOO SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 864 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,744 SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: OKAY. NOW -- 865 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:54,211 >> Jimmy: OKAY. NOW -- >> VERY -- 866 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,612 NOW -- >> VERY -- >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. 867 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,414 >> VERY -- >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. AND I -- SO I WANTED TO PLAY A 868 00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,116 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. AND I -- SO I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME IN WHICH YOU TELL ME 869 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,819 AND I -- SO I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME IN WHICH YOU TELL ME WHETHER THIS IS SOMETHING THAT 870 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,255 GAME IN WHICH YOU TELL ME WHETHER THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU TWEETED OR KANYE WEST 871 00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:05,522 WHETHER THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU TWEETED OR KANYE WEST TWEETED. 872 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:06,890 YOU TWEETED OR KANYE WEST TWEETED. OKAY. 873 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:08,359 TWEETED. OKAY. HERE WE GO. 874 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,594 OKAY. HERE WE GO. THERE'S NO EMOJI FOR A TIRE? 875 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,429 HERE WE GO. THERE'S NO EMOJI FOR A TIRE? IS THAT RYAN OR KANYE? 876 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:13,130 THERE'S NO EMOJI FOR A TIRE? IS THAT RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT'S ME. 877 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,800 IS THAT RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: THAT IS RYAN. 878 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,167 >> THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: THAT IS RYAN. CORRECT. 879 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:17,668 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RYAN. CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 880 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:21,105 CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND I'M NOT WRONG. 881 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> AND I'M NOT WRONG. >> Jimmy: THERE ISN'T, HUH? 882 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,109 >> AND I'M NOT WRONG. >> Jimmy: THERE ISN'T, HUH? >> NO. 883 00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:25,743 >> Jimmy: THERE ISN'T, HUH? >> NO. >> Jimmy: WEIRD, JUST WANT TO 884 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,378 >> NO. >> Jimmy: WEIRD, JUST WANT TO WATCH WHALE VIDEOS AND HEAR 885 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:30,247 >> Jimmy: WEIRD, JUST WANT TO WATCH WHALE VIDEOS AND HEAR WHALE SOUNDS, WHAT STAGE OF 886 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,648 WATCH WHALE VIDEOS AND HEAR WHALE SOUNDS, WHAT STAGE OF QUARANTINE IS THIS? 887 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,483 WHALE SOUNDS, WHAT STAGE OF QUARANTINE IS THIS? RYAN OR KANYE? 888 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:36,020 QUARANTINE IS THIS? RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT IS RYAN, I LOVE WHALES. 889 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,588 RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT IS RYAN, I LOVE WHALES. >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO 890 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:38,589 >> THAT IS RYAN, I LOVE WHALES. >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CLAP AFTER EACH ONE. 891 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:39,857 >> Jimmy: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CLAP AFTER EACH ONE. HE IS NOT REALLY ACCOMPLISHING 892 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:40,591 CLAP AFTER EACH ONE. HE IS NOT REALLY ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING. 893 00:27:40,593 --> 00:27:42,459 HE IS NOT REALLY ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING. >> BUT I DO LOVE WHALES. 894 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:43,360 ANYTHING. >> BUT I DO LOVE WHALES. >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES I GET 895 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,495 >> BUT I DO LOVE WHALES. >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES I GET EMOTIONAL OVER FONTS. 896 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:47,331 >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES I GET EMOTIONAL OVER FONTS. RYAN OR KANYE? 897 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:47,865 EMOTIONAL OVER FONTS. RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT WOULD BE MR. WEST. 898 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,299 RYAN OR KANYE? >> THAT WOULD BE MR. WEST. >> Jimmy: THAT IS KANYE. 899 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,267 >> THAT WOULD BE MR. WEST. >> Jimmy: THAT IS KANYE. THAT IS CORRECT. 900 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,870 >> Jimmy: THAT IS KANYE. THAT IS CORRECT. NOW YOU CAN CLAP. 901 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,737 THAT IS CORRECT. NOW YOU CAN CLAP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE ONLY 902 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:54,671 NOW YOU CAN CLAP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE ONLY THING THE HUMANS EVER GAME ME 903 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,574 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE ONLY THING THE HUMANS EVER GAME ME WAS ALL THIS BAGGAGE. 904 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:58,409 THING THE HUMANS EVER GAME ME WAS ALL THIS BAGGAGE. RYAN OR KANYE? 905 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:00,611 WAS ALL THIS BAGGAGE. RYAN OR KANYE? >> I THINK THAT IS BOTH OF US. 906 00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,479 RYAN OR KANYE? >> I THINK THAT IS BOTH OF US. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE -- 907 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,747 >> I THINK THAT IS BOTH OF US. >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE -- >> NO I'M GOING TO TAKE 908 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:04,181 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE -- >> NO I'M GOING TO TAKE OWNERSHIP FOR THAT. 909 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,649 >> NO I'M GOING TO TAKE OWNERSHIP FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS YOU, THAT IS 910 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:06,383 OWNERSHIP FOR THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS YOU, THAT IS CORRECT. 911 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,252 >> Jimmy: THAT IS YOU, THAT IS CORRECT. I WISH I COULD RUN ACROSS A 912 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:11,955 CORRECT. I WISH I COULD RUN ACROSS A BEACH IN TO MY OWN ARMS. 913 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:14,024 I WISH I COULD RUN ACROSS A BEACH IN TO MY OWN ARMS. >> THAT IS KANYE. 914 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,894 BEACH IN TO MY OWN ARMS. >> THAT IS KANYE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO KANYE. 915 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:19,129 >> THAT IS KANYE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO KANYE. MAN, NINJAS ARE KIND OF COOL, I 916 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:23,133 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO KANYE. MAN, NINJAS ARE KIND OF COOL, I JUST DON'T KNOW ANY PERSONALLY. 917 00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:24,301 MAN, NINJAS ARE KIND OF COOL, I JUST DON'T KNOW ANY PERSONALLY. >> IS THAT ME? 918 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,870 JUST DON'T KNOW ANY PERSONALLY. >> IS THAT ME? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS KANYE. 919 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,872 >> IS THAT ME? >> Jimmy: THAT WAS KANYE. THAT WAS NOT YOU. 920 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:32,743 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS KANYE. THAT WAS NOT YOU. IS IT CALLED CONTENT BECAUSE 921 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,845 THAT WAS NOT YOU. IS IT CALLED CONTENT BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE CONTENT? 922 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:37,815 IS IT CALLED CONTENT BECAUSE NONE OF US ARE CONTENT? >> THAT PEARL OF WISDOM CAME 923 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,483 NONE OF US ARE CONTENT? >> THAT PEARL OF WISDOM CAME FROM RIGHT UP HERE. 924 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,718 >> THAT PEARL OF WISDOM CAME FROM RIGHT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE. 925 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,488 FROM RIGHT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE. ROOM SERVICE, UGH, I HATE IT 926 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,690 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE. ROOM SERVICE, UGH, I HATE IT WHEN I ORDER FRUIT AND I CAN 927 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:48,292 ROOM SERVICE, UGH, I HATE IT WHEN I ORDER FRUIT AND I CAN TASTE THE OTHER FOOD THEY CAN 928 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:51,862 WHEN I ORDER FRUIT AND I CAN TASTE THE OTHER FOOD THEY CAN CUT WITH THE SAME KNIFE, BEEF 929 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:52,896 TASTE THE OTHER FOOD THEY CAN CUT WITH THE SAME KNIFE, BEEF FLAVORED PINEAPPLES. 930 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,364 CUT WITH THE SAME KNIFE, BEEF FLAVORED PINEAPPLES. >> I'M GOING CAN KANYE. 931 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,667 FLAVORED PINEAPPLES. >> I'M GOING CAN KANYE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS KANYE. 932 00:28:56,669 --> 00:28:57,801 >> I'M GOING CAN KANYE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS KANYE. YOU KNOW YOURSELF WELL. 933 00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:04,074 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS KANYE. YOU KNOW YOURSELF WELL. THE SHOW IS CALLED "BIG SKY," IT 934 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:04,308 YOU KNOW YOURSELF WELL. THE SHOW IS CALLED "BIG SKY," IT 935 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:08,512 THE SHOW IS CALLED "BIG SKY," IT 936 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:15,736 PREMIERED TOMORROW NIGHT, EIGHTEE 937 00:29:15,738 --> 00:29:18,272 PREMIERED TOMORROW NIGHT, EIGHTEE >>> AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO FIND 938 00:29:18,274 --> 00:29:19,573 EIGHTEE >>> AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT, WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME. 939 00:29:19,575 --> 00:29:21,809 >>> AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT, WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME. >> WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I 940 00:29:21,811 --> 00:29:24,344 OUT, WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME. >> WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I DID A VERY BAD INJURY WITH MY 941 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,813 >> WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I DID A VERY BAD INJURY WITH MY KNEE, I SPLIT IT IN HALF AND 942 00:29:25,815 --> 00:29:29,049 DID A VERY BAD INJURY WITH MY KNEE, I SPLIT IT IN HALF AND HAVE METAL IN IT, AND SO MY 943 00:29:29,051 --> 00:29:29,917 KNEE, I SPLIT IT IN HALF AND HAVE METAL IN IT, AND SO MY SCHOOLMATES FROM THAT DAY ON 944 00:29:29,919 --> 00:29:32,152 HAVE METAL IN IT, AND SO MY SCHOOLMATES FROM THAT DAY ON REFERRED TO ME AS PEG LEG OR 945 00:29:32,154 --> 00:29:34,788 SCHOOLMATES FROM THAT DAY ON REFERRED TO ME AS PEG LEG OR PEGGY SUE OR PEGGY VAN PERCY. 946 00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:37,825 REFERRED TO ME AS PEG LEG OR PEGGY SUE OR PEGGY VAN PERCY. AS LONG AS IT HAD PEGGY IN IT 947 00:29:37,827 --> 00:29:42,663 PEGGY SUE OR PEGGY VAN PERCY. AS LONG AS IT HAD PEGGY IN IT AND IT WAS 948 00:29:42,665 --> 00:29:47,534 AS LONG AS IT HAD PEGGY IN IT AND IT WAS ♪ ♪ 949 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:48,035 AND IT WAS ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 950 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:50,604 ♪ ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY 951 00:29:50,606 --> 00:29:51,271 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY MAN. 952 00:29:51,273 --> 00:29:51,872 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY MAN. YOU KNOW HIM FROM "ARRESTED 953 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:54,608 MAN. YOU KNOW HIM FROM "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT," "MR. SHOW," AND 954 00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:55,209 YOU KNOW HIM FROM "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT," "MR. SHOW," AND NOW AS A BUTTERFLY HUNTER WHO 955 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:56,743 DEVELOPMENT," "MR. SHOW," AND NOW AS A BUTTERFLY HUNTER WHO GOES DEEP INTO THE FORESTS OF 956 00:29:56,745 --> 00:29:57,578 NOW AS A BUTTERFLY HUNTER WHO GOES DEEP INTO THE FORESTS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST IN "THE 957 00:29:57,580 --> 00:29:59,179 GOES DEEP INTO THE FORESTS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST IN "THE DARK DIVIDE." 958 00:29:59,181 --> 00:30:02,516 THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST IN "THE DARK DIVIDE." IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON VOD, 959 00:30:02,518 --> 00:30:06,754 DARK DIVIDE." IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON VOD, PLEASE WELCOME DAVID CROSS. 960 00:30:06,756 --> 00:30:07,955 IT'S AVAILABLE NOW ON VOD, PLEASE WELCOME DAVID CROSS. >> Jimmy: HEY, DAVID, HELLO, HOW 961 00:30:07,957 --> 00:30:08,989 PLEASE WELCOME DAVID CROSS. >> Jimmy: HEY, DAVID, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 962 00:30:08,991 --> 00:30:09,990 >> Jimmy: HEY, DAVID, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> GOOD, HI. 963 00:30:09,992 --> 00:30:10,958 ARE YOU DOING? >> GOOD, HI. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS 964 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,359 >> GOOD, HI. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND YOU 965 00:30:12,361 --> 00:30:14,795 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND YOU ARE -- I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE 966 00:30:14,797 --> 00:30:16,563 THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND YOU ARE -- I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE YOU BECAME A FATHER. 967 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,732 ARE -- I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE YOU BECAME A FATHER. CONGRATULATIONS ON HAD THAT. 968 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,168 YOU BECAME A FATHER. CONGRATULATIONS ON HAD THAT. IT'S BEEN A -- 969 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:23,771 CONGRATULATIONS ON HAD THAT. IT'S BEEN A -- >> THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S 970 00:30:23,773 --> 00:30:26,206 IT'S BEEN A -- >> THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S INTENTIONAL FOR LEGAL PURPOSES. 971 00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:27,040 >> THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S INTENTIONAL FOR LEGAL PURPOSES. YEAH, THANK YOU. 972 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,008 INTENTIONAL FOR LEGAL PURPOSES. YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GOING 973 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:28,208 YEAH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GOING THAT? 974 00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:31,512 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU GOING THAT? ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? 975 00:30:31,514 --> 00:30:31,979 THAT? ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? >> YEAH, I THINK SO. 976 00:30:31,981 --> 00:30:35,783 ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? >> YEAH, I THINK SO. I THINK I'M GOOD, SO FAR, SO 977 00:30:35,785 --> 00:30:39,553 >> YEAH, I THINK SO. I THINK I'M GOOD, SO FAR, SO GOOD. 978 00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:41,755 I THINK I'M GOOD, SO FAR, SO GOOD. YOU KNOW, SHE IS, ON THE OTHER 979 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:42,623 GOOD. YOU KNOW, SHE IS, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 3-1/2, SO, SHE IS 980 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,792 YOU KNOW, SHE IS, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 3-1/2, SO, SHE IS WHATEVER, THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM 981 00:30:44,794 --> 00:30:48,796 SIDE OF 3-1/2, SO, SHE IS WHATEVER, THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM BEING FOUR. 982 00:30:48,798 --> 00:30:50,898 WHATEVER, THREE MONTHS AWAY FROM BEING FOUR. SO, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN 983 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,099 BEING FOUR. SO, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER IN ENGLISH. 984 00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:55,169 SO, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER IN ENGLISH. I JUST DO GIBBERISH AND SEE WHAT 985 00:30:55,171 --> 00:30:55,636 TO HER IN ENGLISH. I JUST DO GIBBERISH AND SEE WHAT THAT CREATES. 986 00:30:55,638 --> 00:30:56,470 I JUST DO GIBBERISH AND SEE WHAT THAT CREATES. IT'S AN EXPERIMENT. 987 00:30:56,472 --> 00:30:58,305 THAT CREATES. IT'S AN EXPERIMENT. YOU KNOW, WE WILL FIND OUT IN A 988 00:30:58,307 --> 00:31:03,010 IT'S AN EXPERIMENT. YOU KNOW, WE WILL FIND OUT IN A COUPLE OF YEARS HOW IT WORKS. 989 00:31:03,012 --> 00:31:03,677 YOU KNOW, WE WILL FIND OUT IN A COUPLE OF YEARS HOW IT WORKS. AND -- 990 00:31:03,679 --> 00:31:05,646 COUPLE OF YEARS HOW IT WORKS. AND -- >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 991 00:31:05,648 --> 00:31:06,947 AND -- >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> ALL RIGHT. 992 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:10,951 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> ALL RIGHT. NO, I AM BRINGING HER UP AS A 993 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:17,458 >> ALL RIGHT. NO, I AM BRINGING HER UP AS A VERY, VERY STRICT ORTHODOX JEW, 994 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,425 NO, I AM BRINGING HER UP AS A VERY, VERY STRICT ORTHODOX JEW, I'M NOT, NOBODY ELSE IN THE 995 00:31:18,427 --> 00:31:21,462 VERY, VERY STRICT ORTHODOX JEW, I'M NOT, NOBODY ELSE IN THE FAMILY IS, JUST HER. 996 00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,896 I'M NOT, NOBODY ELSE IN THE FAMILY IS, JUST HER. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD, 997 00:31:22,898 --> 00:31:23,764 FAMILY IS, JUST HER. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD, IT WOULD WORK. 998 00:31:23,766 --> 00:31:27,868 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD, IT WOULD WORK. IT WOULD WORK, WOULDN'T IT? 999 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:33,774 IT WOULD WORK. IT WOULD WORK, WOULDN'T IT? DOES SHE KNOW WHAT DAD AND MOM, 1000 00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:35,309 IT WOULD WORK, WOULDN'T IT? DOES SHE KNOW WHAT DAD AND MOM, THE DO FOR A LIVING? 1001 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,844 DOES SHE KNOW WHAT DAD AND MOM, THE DO FOR A LIVING? IS SHE AWARE OF WHAT YOU DO? 1002 00:31:36,846 --> 00:31:40,047 THE DO FOR A LIVING? IS SHE AWARE OF WHAT YOU DO? >> YES AND NO, SHE KNOWS THE THE 1003 00:31:40,049 --> 00:31:40,514 IS SHE AWARE OF WHAT YOU DO? >> YES AND NO, SHE KNOWS THE THE THINGS THAT WE DO. 1004 00:31:40,516 --> 00:31:42,182 >> YES AND NO, SHE KNOWS THE THE THINGS THAT WE DO. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL GRASP ON 1005 00:31:42,184 --> 00:31:42,349 THINGS THAT WE DO. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL GRASP ON IT. 1006 00:31:42,351 --> 00:31:44,985 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A FULL GRASP ON IT. I ACTUALLY, WHEN SHE WAS OH, 1007 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:52,793 IT. I ACTUALLY, WHEN SHE WAS OH, GOSH, I GUESS 2, 1-1/2 TO 1008 00:31:52,795 --> 00:31:53,126 I ACTUALLY, WHEN SHE WAS OH, GOSH, I GUESS 2, 1-1/2 TO 2-YEAR-OLD. 1009 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,495 GOSH, I GUESS 2, 1-1/2 TO 2-YEAR-OLD. SHE WAS ON THE TOUR BUS WITH ME, 1010 00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:57,030 2-YEAR-OLD. SHE WAS ON THE TOUR BUS WITH ME, AND SHE CAME OUT ON STAGE ONE 1011 00:31:57,032 --> 00:31:57,331 SHE WAS ON THE TOUR BUS WITH ME, AND SHE CAME OUT ON STAGE ONE TIME. 1012 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,333 AND SHE CAME OUT ON STAGE ONE TIME. I WAS AT THE MONTREAL JUST FOR 1013 00:31:59,335 --> 00:31:59,933 TIME. I WAS AT THE MONTREAL JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL AND I DIDN'T 1014 00:31:59,935 --> 00:32:01,735 I WAS AT THE MONTREAL JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO COME OUT. 1015 00:32:01,737 --> 00:32:03,470 LAUGHS FESTIVAL AND I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO COME OUT. MY WIFE ARRANGED IT. 1016 00:32:03,472 --> 00:32:04,872 KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO COME OUT. MY WIFE ARRANGED IT. AND I'M NOT -- I'M CLOSING MY 1017 00:32:04,874 --> 00:32:08,208 MY WIFE ARRANGED IT. AND I'M NOT -- I'M CLOSING MY SET AND I'M DOING LIKE AN ENCORE 1018 00:32:08,210 --> 00:32:10,310 AND I'M NOT -- I'M CLOSING MY SET AND I'M DOING LIKE AN ENCORE AND I HEAR PEOPLE BEHIND ME, 1019 00:32:10,312 --> 00:32:14,515 SET AND I'M DOING LIKE AN ENCORE AND I HEAR PEOPLE BEHIND ME, LIKE 2,000 PEOPLE GOING, AWE! 1020 00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,350 AND I HEAR PEOPLE BEHIND ME, LIKE 2,000 PEOPLE GOING, AWE! AND IT -- YOU KNOW, DIDN'T MAKE 1021 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:17,985 LIKE 2,000 PEOPLE GOING, AWE! AND IT -- YOU KNOW, DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND I LOOK OVER AND 1022 00:32:17,987 --> 00:32:19,653 AND IT -- YOU KNOW, DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND I LOOK OVER AND SHE -- THAT'S THE I'LL NEVER 1023 00:32:19,655 --> 00:32:22,155 ANY SENSE AND I LOOK OVER AND SHE -- THAT'S THE I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT AS LONG AS I 1024 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:22,789 SHE -- THAT'S THE I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT AS LONG AS I LIVE AND SHE CAME OUT AND I HELD 1025 00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:26,126 FORGET THAT MOMENT AS LONG AS I LIVE AND SHE CAME OUT AND I HELD HER UP AND I TRIED TO GET HER -- 1026 00:32:26,128 --> 00:32:28,195 LIVE AND SHE CAME OUT AND I HELD HER UP AND I TRIED TO GET HER -- I HAVE ONE OF THE -- WHAT IS THE 1027 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,730 HER UP AND I TRIED TO GET HER -- I HAVE ONE OF THE -- WHAT IS THE LOONEY TUNES THING WITH THE 1028 00:32:29,732 --> 00:32:32,399 I HAVE ONE OF THE -- WHAT IS THE LOONEY TUNES THING WITH THE BULLFROG THAT SINGS AND THE GUY 1029 00:32:32,401 --> 00:32:32,733 LOONEY TUNES THING WITH THE BULLFROG THAT SINGS AND THE GUY DISCOVERS IT. 1030 00:32:32,735 --> 00:32:33,800 BULLFROG THAT SINGS AND THE GUY DISCOVERS IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. 1031 00:32:33,802 --> 00:32:34,701 DISCOVERS IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. >> IT WAS LIKE THAT. 1032 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:36,703 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. >> IT WAS LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE, OH, DO THE THING AND 1033 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,539 >> IT WAS LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE, OH, DO THE THING AND SHE JUST STOOD THERE. 1034 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:39,172 I WAS LIKE, OH, DO THE THING AND SHE JUST STOOD THERE. BUT IT WAS ADORABLE. 1035 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,574 SHE JUST STOOD THERE. BUT IT WAS ADORABLE. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, WHEN THE 1036 00:32:40,576 --> 00:32:42,609 BUT IT WAS ADORABLE. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, WHEN THE KIDS COME OUT, YOU WANT THEM TO 1037 00:32:42,611 --> 00:32:44,511 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, WHEN THE KIDS COME OUT, YOU WANT THEM TO NOT CRY AND TO LIKE IT BUT YOU 1038 00:32:44,513 --> 00:32:46,113 KIDS COME OUT, YOU WANT THEM TO NOT CRY AND TO LIKE IT BUT YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO LIKE IT TOO. 1039 00:32:46,115 --> 00:32:49,650 NOT CRY AND TO LIKE IT BUT YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO LIKE IT TOO. >> NO I WANTED HERR TO CRY, THA 1040 00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:52,185 DON'T WANT THEM TO LIKE IT TOO. >> NO I WANTED HERR TO CRY, THA WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET HER 1041 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:52,819 >> NO I WANTED HERR TO CRY, THA WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO DO. 1042 00:32:52,821 --> 00:32:54,321 WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET HER TO DO. THERE'S BIG MONEY IN KIDS 1043 00:32:54,323 --> 00:32:54,555 TO DO. THERE'S BIG MONEY IN KIDS CRYING. 1044 00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:55,255 THERE'S BIG MONEY IN KIDS CRYING. YOU GO WATCH TV THE. 1045 00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:57,658 CRYING. YOU GO WATCH TV THE. THERE'S TONS OF MONEY IN IT. 1046 00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:59,927 YOU GO WATCH TV THE. THERE'S TONS OF MONEY IN IT. >> Jimmy: SO I HEARD, YES. 1047 00:32:59,929 --> 00:33:01,361 THERE'S TONS OF MONEY IN IT. >> Jimmy: SO I HEARD, YES. THE, YOUR MOVIE IS CALLED THE 1048 00:33:01,363 --> 00:33:02,930 >> Jimmy: SO I HEARD, YES. THE, YOUR MOVIE IS CALLED THE DARK DIVIDE, AND I WATCHED IT 1049 00:33:02,932 --> 00:33:05,198 THE, YOUR MOVIE IS CALLED THE DARK DIVIDE, AND I WATCHED IT TODAY AND IT'S VERY ENJOYABLE TO 1050 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,999 DARK DIVIDE, AND I WATCHED IT TODAY AND IT'S VERY ENJOYABLE TO WATCH. 1051 00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:07,768 TODAY AND IT'S VERY ENJOYABLE TO WATCH. REALLY, AN UNUSUAL MOVIE AND 1052 00:33:07,770 --> 00:33:09,269 WATCH. REALLY, AN UNUSUAL MOVIE AND YOUR ACTING IS GREAT IN IT AND 1053 00:33:09,271 --> 00:33:10,704 REALLY, AN UNUSUAL MOVIE AND YOUR ACTING IS GREAT IN IT AND YOU ARE ALONE FOR A LOT OF THE 1054 00:33:10,706 --> 00:33:12,306 YOUR ACTING IS GREAT IN IT AND YOU ARE ALONE FOR A LOT OF THE MOVIE AND A LOT OF THE MOVIE YOU 1055 00:33:12,308 --> 00:33:13,740 YOU ARE ALONE FOR A LOT OF THE MOVIE AND A LOT OF THE MOVIE YOU ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL. 1056 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:17,377 MOVIE AND A LOT OF THE MOVIE YOU ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL. CAN DID THAT TAKE SOME GETTING 1057 00:33:17,379 --> 00:33:17,811 ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL. CAN DID THAT TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO? 1058 00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:19,646 CAN DID THAT TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO? >> I MEAN, IT WAS, IT WAS KIND 1059 00:33:19,648 --> 00:33:20,380 USED TO? >> I MEAN, IT WAS, IT WAS KIND OF NICE TO DO. 1060 00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:23,183 >> I MEAN, IT WAS, IT WAS KIND OF NICE TO DO. I WILL TELL YOU THOUGH, YOU 1061 00:33:23,185 --> 00:33:24,651 OF NICE TO DO. I WILL TELL YOU THOUGH, YOU KNOW, THE SCENE, IT'S TOWARDS 1062 00:33:24,653 --> 00:33:26,119 I WILL TELL YOU THOUGH, YOU KNOW, THE SCENE, IT'S TOWARDS THE BEGINNING WHERE I'M IN THE 1063 00:33:26,121 --> 00:33:27,220 KNOW, THE SCENE, IT'S TOWARDS THE BEGINNING WHERE I'M IN THE GAS STATION AND I'M TRYING TO 1064 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:31,291 THE BEGINNING WHERE I'M IN THE GAS STATION AND I'M TRYING TO GET DIRECTIONS AND BUY THE MAP? 1065 00:33:31,293 --> 00:33:32,459 GAS STATION AND I'M TRYING TO GET DIRECTIONS AND BUY THE MAP? THAT WAS ONE OF THE LAST THINGS 1066 00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:35,829 GET DIRECTIONS AND BUY THE MAP? THAT WAS ONE OF THE LAST THINGS WE SHOT AND I WAS SO STARVED TO 1067 00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:37,731 THAT WAS ONE OF THE LAST THINGS WE SHOT AND I WAS SO STARVED TO JUST TALK TO SOMEBODY AND PLAY 1068 00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:41,368 WE SHOT AND I WAS SO STARVED TO JUST TALK TO SOMEBODY AND PLAY AND IMPROVISE AND HAVE A SCENE 1069 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:42,235 JUST TALK TO SOMEBODY AND PLAY AND IMPROVISE AND HAVE A SCENE WITH DIALOG. 1070 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,638 AND IMPROVISE AND HAVE A SCENE WITH DIALOG. I HAD BEEN IN THE WOODS AT THAT 1071 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,307 WITH DIALOG. I HAD BEEN IN THE WOODS AT THAT POINT LIKE FOR 14 DAYS. 1072 00:33:47,309 --> 00:33:48,508 I HAD BEEN IN THE WOODS AT THAT POINT LIKE FOR 14 DAYS. SO IT CAME OUT IN THAT ASPECT. 1073 00:33:48,510 --> 00:33:49,843 POINT LIKE FOR 14 DAYS. SO IT CAME OUT IN THAT ASPECT. I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE I WAS ON 1074 00:33:49,845 --> 00:33:51,912 SO IT CAME OUT IN THAT ASPECT. I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE I WAS ON SPEED AND JUST HYPED AND EXCITED 1075 00:33:51,914 --> 00:33:53,714 I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE I WAS ON SPEED AND JUST HYPED AND EXCITED LIKE A LITTLE KID JUST TO TALK 1076 00:33:53,716 --> 00:33:54,047 SPEED AND JUST HYPED AND EXCITED LIKE A LITTLE KID JUST TO TALK TO PEOPLE. 1077 00:33:54,049 --> 00:33:54,982 LIKE A LITTLE KID JUST TO TALK TO PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WAY EVERYONE 1078 00:33:54,984 --> 00:33:57,017 TO PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WAY EVERYONE FEELS NOW, I THINK, PROBABLY. 1079 00:33:57,019 --> 00:33:58,018 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WAY EVERYONE FEELS NOW, I THINK, PROBABLY. >> YEAH. 1080 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,819 FEELS NOW, I THINK, PROBABLY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1081 00:33:58,821 --> 00:33:59,720 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> WELL THE MOVIE IS CERTAINLY 1082 00:33:59,722 --> 00:34:02,122 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> WELL THE MOVIE IS CERTAINLY THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN 1083 00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:03,724 >> WELL THE MOVIE IS CERTAINLY THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER YOU KNOW, FOR A MOVIE 1084 00:34:03,726 --> 00:34:06,226 THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER YOU KNOW, FOR A MOVIE LIKE THIS TO COME OUT AND GIVE 1085 00:34:06,228 --> 00:34:08,261 BETTER YOU KNOW, FOR A MOVIE LIKE THIS TO COME OUT AND GIVE PEOPLE A 90 MINUTE RESPITE FROM 1086 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:09,663 LIKE THIS TO COME OUT AND GIVE PEOPLE A 90 MINUTE RESPITE FROM THE HORRORS IN THE WORLD, YOU 1087 00:34:09,665 --> 00:34:11,698 PEOPLE A 90 MINUTE RESPITE FROM THE HORRORS IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW, TO ACTUALLY GO OUT IN THE 1088 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:11,898 THE HORRORS IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW, TO ACTUALLY GO OUT IN THE WOODS. 1089 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:12,666 KNOW, TO ACTUALLY GO OUT IN THE WOODS. WITH ME. 1090 00:34:12,668 --> 00:34:15,435 WOODS. WITH ME. IN MY UNDERWEAR. 1091 00:34:15,437 --> 00:34:16,870 WITH ME. IN MY UNDERWEAR. >> Jimmy: IT'S A RIDICULOUS 1092 00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:21,675 IN MY UNDERWEAR. >> Jimmy: IT'S A RIDICULOUS MOVIE TO EXPLAIN, NOT JUST IN 1093 00:34:21,677 --> 00:34:22,776 >> Jimmy: IT'S A RIDICULOUS MOVIE TO EXPLAIN, NOT JUST IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BUT NUDE, THANK 1094 00:34:22,778 --> 00:34:25,545 MOVIE TO EXPLAIN, NOT JUST IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BUT NUDE, THANK YOU FOR THAT DAVID. 1095 00:34:25,547 --> 00:34:29,316 YOUR UNDERWEAR, BUT NUDE, THANK YOU FOR THAT DAVID. >> FULL ON NUDE, YOU CAN GET A 1096 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,051 YOU FOR THAT DAVID. >> FULL ON NUDE, YOU CAN GET A DIGITAL DESCRAMBLER AND SEE THE 1097 00:34:31,053 --> 00:34:32,119 >> FULL ON NUDE, YOU CAN GET A DIGITAL DESCRAMBLER AND SEE THE REAL DEAL IF YOU WANT. 1098 00:34:32,121 --> 00:34:33,520 DIGITAL DESCRAMBLER AND SEE THE REAL DEAL IF YOU WANT. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE CRAZY 1099 00:34:33,522 --> 00:34:35,889 REAL DEAL IF YOU WANT. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE CRAZY THINGS AND I WATCH IT LIKE FOUR 1100 00:34:35,891 --> 00:34:38,191 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE CRAZY THINGS AND I WATCH IT LIKE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW TRYING TO FIGURE 1101 00:34:38,193 --> 00:34:39,826 THINGS AND I WATCH IT LIKE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S REAL OR NOT. 1102 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,828 TIMES IN A ROW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S REAL OR NOT. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, IT DOES 1103 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,597 OUT IF IT'S REAL OR NOT. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, IT DOES APPEAR TO BE REAL, AN OWL LANDS 1104 00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:44,097 CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, IT DOES APPEAR TO BE REAL, AN OWL LANDS ON YOUR HEAD. 1105 00:34:44,099 --> 00:34:46,299 APPEAR TO BE REAL, AN OWL LANDS ON YOUR HEAD. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS 1106 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:46,733 ON YOUR HEAD. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS REAL. 1107 00:34:46,735 --> 00:34:54,241 >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS REAL. THE OWL, WE HAD OWLWRANGELERS 1108 00:34:54,243 --> 00:34:58,045 REAL. THE OWL, WE HAD OWLWRANGELERS CAME UP FROM GEORGIA, I DON'T 1109 00:34:58,047 --> 00:35:01,348 THE OWL, WE HAD OWLWRANGELERS CAME UP FROM GEORGIA, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CANNOT GET ONE FROM 1110 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,883 CAME UP FROM GEORGIA, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CANNOT GET ONE FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. 1111 00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:05,285 KNOW WHY YOU CANNOT GET ONE FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. FIRST OF ALL, A OWL IS A HEAVY 1112 00:35:05,287 --> 00:35:05,852 THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. FIRST OF ALL, A OWL IS A HEAVY DENSE CREATURE. 1113 00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:07,020 FIRST OF ALL, A OWL IS A HEAVY DENSE CREATURE. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, I WOULD 1114 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,257 DENSE CREATURE. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, I WOULD NOT GUESS THAT IT WAS HEAVY HAD. 1115 00:35:10,259 --> 00:35:12,025 >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, I WOULD NOT GUESS THAT IT WAS HEAVY HAD. >> IT WAS HEAVY HAND I DIDN'T 1116 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,361 NOT GUESS THAT IT WAS HEAVY HAD. >> IT WAS HEAVY HAND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL I SHOT THE THING AND 1117 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,162 >> IT WAS HEAVY HAND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL I SHOT THE THING AND THERE'S PADDING UNDER MY HAT, 1118 00:35:15,164 --> 00:35:18,832 KNOW UNTIL I SHOT THE THING AND THERE'S PADDING UNDER MY HAT, BUT IT'S STILL, THE TALONS 1119 00:35:18,834 --> 00:35:21,001 THERE'S PADDING UNDER MY HAT, BUT IT'S STILL, THE TALONS REALLY DID SCRATCH ME AND CUT ME 1120 00:35:21,003 --> 00:35:22,636 BUT IT'S STILL, THE TALONS REALLY DID SCRATCH ME AND CUT ME OPEN, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S THAT 1121 00:35:22,638 --> 00:35:24,004 REALLY DID SCRATCH ME AND CUT ME OPEN, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S THAT MUCH THICK OF PADDING UNDERNEATH 1122 00:35:24,006 --> 00:35:24,571 OPEN, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S THAT MUCH THICK OF PADDING UNDERNEATH THE HAT. 1123 00:35:24,573 --> 00:35:27,541 MUCH THICK OF PADDING UNDERNEATH THE HAT. THE OWL ALSO, IT'S AN OWL. 1124 00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:28,075 THE HAT. THE OWL ALSO, IT'S AN OWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1125 00:35:28,077 --> 00:35:32,879 THE OWL ALSO, IT'S AN OWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND IT DOES NOT PLAY BY OUR 1126 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:33,146 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND IT DOES NOT PLAY BY OUR RULES. 1127 00:35:33,148 --> 00:35:34,047 >> AND IT DOES NOT PLAY BY OUR RULES. IT'S RUDE. 1128 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,916 RULES. IT'S RUDE. VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. 1129 00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:38,652 IT'S RUDE. VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. BUT, THEY WERE TRYING TO GET IT 1130 00:35:38,654 --> 00:35:39,386 VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. BUT, THEY WERE TRYING TO GET IT TO, YOU KNOW, FLY FROM THE 1131 00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:42,289 BUT, THEY WERE TRYING TO GET IT TO, YOU KNOW, FLY FROM THE BRANCH TO LAND ON MY HEAD, AND 1132 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:46,159 TO, YOU KNOW, FLY FROM THE BRANCH TO LAND ON MY HEAD, AND THE WAY THEY DID THAT WAS WITH 1133 00:35:46,161 --> 00:35:48,295 BRANCH TO LAND ON MY HEAD, AND THE WAY THEY DID THAT WAS WITH FROZEN DEAD MICE. 1134 00:35:48,297 --> 00:35:51,732 THE WAY THEY DID THAT WAS WITH FROZEN DEAD MICE. SO, THE WRANGLERS ARE ABOUT, YOU 1135 00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:56,737 FROZEN DEAD MICE. SO, THE WRANGLERS ARE ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 20 YARDS OR TEN YARDS 1136 00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:57,370 SO, THE WRANGLERS ARE ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 20 YARDS OR TEN YARDS AWAY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, OFF 1137 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:58,739 KNOW, 20 YARDS OR TEN YARDS AWAY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, OFF IN THE WOODS AND THEY ARE OFF 1138 00:35:58,741 --> 00:35:59,306 AWAY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, OFF IN THE WOODS AND THEY ARE OFF CAMERA. 1139 00:35:59,308 --> 00:36:00,907 IN THE WOODS AND THEY ARE OFF CAMERA. IT WAS A BIG WIDE SHOT. 1140 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,809 CAMERA. IT WAS A BIG WIDE SHOT. AND THEY ARE THROWING FROZEN 1141 00:36:02,811 --> 00:36:05,479 IT WAS A BIG WIDE SHOT. AND THEY ARE THROWING FROZEN DEAD MICE AT ME TO GET THE OWL 1142 00:36:05,481 --> 00:36:06,847 AND THEY ARE THROWING FROZEN DEAD MICE AT ME TO GET THE OWL BUT ALSO THEY ARE TRYING TO HIT 1143 00:36:06,849 --> 00:36:10,283 DEAD MICE AT ME TO GET THE OWL BUT ALSO THEY ARE TRYING TO HIT HAD MY CHEST BUT THEY WOULD HIT 1144 00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:12,185 BUT ALSO THEY ARE TRYING TO HIT HAD MY CHEST BUT THEY WOULD HIT MY FACE, DEAD FROZEN MICE JUST 1145 00:36:12,187 --> 00:36:13,587 HAD MY CHEST BUT THEY WOULD HIT MY FACE, DEAD FROZEN MICE JUST LIKE A LOT OF THAT. 1146 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:18,391 MY FACE, DEAD FROZEN MICE JUST LIKE A LOT OF THAT. AND THEN EVENTUALLY THE OWL -- 1147 00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:19,326 LIKE A LOT OF THAT. AND THEN EVENTUALLY THE OWL -- >> Jimmy: WAE HAVE A CLIP, LET' 1148 00:36:19,328 --> 00:36:21,962 AND THEN EVENTUALLY THE OWL -- >> Jimmy: WAE HAVE A CLIP, LET' LOOK AT THE OWL DESCENDING AND 1149 00:36:21,964 --> 00:36:38,078 >> Jimmy: WAE HAVE A CLIP, LET' LOOK AT THE OWL DESCENDING AND LANDING. 1150 00:36:40,381 --> 00:36:45,318 NOW, I KNOW THIS IS BASED ON A REAL GUY, AND A REAL STORY. DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN TO HIM? 1151 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,853 REAL GUY, AND A REAL STORY. DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN TO HIM? >> THE OWL. 1152 00:36:46,855 --> 00:36:48,822 DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN TO HIM? >> THE OWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 1153 00:36:48,824 --> 00:36:53,026 >> THE OWL. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> NO, THAT IS HOLLYWOOD MAGIC, 1154 00:36:53,028 --> 00:36:53,226 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> NO, THAT IS HOLLYWOOD MAGIC, JIMMY. 1155 00:36:53,228 --> 00:36:54,861 >> NO, THAT IS HOLLYWOOD MAGIC, JIMMY. DON'T MEAN TO SPOIL IT FOR 1156 00:36:54,863 --> 00:36:55,128 JIMMY. DON'T MEAN TO SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE. 1157 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:59,099 DON'T MEAN TO SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE FROZEN RODENT 1158 00:36:59,101 --> 00:36:59,666 EVERYONE. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE FROZEN RODENT MAGIC. 1159 00:36:59,668 --> 00:37:03,136 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE FROZEN RODENT MAGIC. IT'S GOOD, IT'S CALLED "THE DARK 1160 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:06,373 MAGIC. IT'S GOOD, IT'S CALLED "THE DARK DIVIDE" ON VOD AND OTHER DIGITAL 1161 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:06,640 IT'S GOOD, IT'S CALLED "THE DARK DIVIDE" ON VOD AND OTHER DIGITAL PLATFORMS. 1162 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:07,674 DIVIDE" ON VOD AND OTHER DIGITAL PLATFORMS. DAVID CROSS EVERYBODY. 1163 00:37:07,676 --> 00:37:08,842 PLATFORMS. DAVID CROSS EVERYBODY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 1164 00:37:08,844 --> 00:37:14,481 DAVID CROSS EVERYBODY. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. 1165 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:19,219 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM WALLOWS. ♪ ♪"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" 1166 00:37:19,221 --> 00:37:20,720 FROM WALLOWS. ♪ ♪"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS BROUGHT TO YOU 1167 00:37:20,722 --> 00:37:21,121 ♪ ♪"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MERCEDES BENZ. 1168 00:37:21,123 --> 00:37:21,655 CONCERT SERIES IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MERCEDES BENZ. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1169 00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:22,289 BY MERCEDES BENZ. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK RYAN PHILLIPPE AND DAVID CROSS, 1170 00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:24,124 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK RYAN PHILLIPPE AND DAVID CROSS, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1171 00:37:24,126 --> 00:37:25,659 RYAN PHILLIPPE AND DAVID CROSS, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST 1172 00:37:25,661 --> 00:37:26,726 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST THEIR EP IS CALLED "REMOTE." 1173 00:37:26,728 --> 00:37:28,161 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST THEIR EP IS CALLED "REMOTE." WITH THE SONGS, "VIRTUAL 1174 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,729 THEIR EP IS CALLED "REMOTE." WITH THE SONGS, "VIRTUAL AEROBICS" AND "ARE YOU BORED 1175 00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:33,800 WITH THE SONGS, "VIRTUAL AEROBICS" AND "ARE YOU BORED YET," WALLOWS! 1176 00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:35,402 AEROBICS" AND "ARE YOU BORED YET," WALLOWS! ♪ 1177 00:37:35,404 --> 00:37:38,538 YET," WALLOWS! ♪ ♪ HEY THERE SAFE TRAVELS 1178 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,240 ♪ ♪ HEY THERE SAFE TRAVELS READ IT I UNRAVEL 1179 00:37:40,242 --> 00:37:42,576 ♪ HEY THERE SAFE TRAVELS READ IT I UNRAVEL SIMPLE WORDS THAT 1180 00:37:42,578 --> 00:37:45,078 READ IT I UNRAVEL SIMPLE WORDS THAT MIGHT KILL ME ♪ 1181 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,313 SIMPLE WORDS THAT MIGHT KILL ME ♪ ♪ LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT 1182 00:37:46,315 --> 00:37:47,847 MIGHT KILL ME ♪ ♪ LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT DOING SOME 1183 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:49,549 ♪ LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT DOING SOME VIRTUAL AEROBICS 1184 00:37:49,551 --> 00:37:51,885 DOING SOME VIRTUAL AEROBICS HEY WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ 1185 00:37:51,887 --> 00:37:53,687 VIRTUAL AEROBICS HEY WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK 1186 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,422 HEY WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK I'M NOT TOO GOOD 1187 00:37:55,424 --> 00:37:57,057 ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK I'M NOT TOO GOOD BUT I TRY MY BEST 1188 00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:58,458 I'M NOT TOO GOOD BUT I TRY MY BEST WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ 1189 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:00,327 BUT I TRY MY BEST WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT 1190 00:38:00,329 --> 00:38:02,729 WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT 1191 00:38:02,731 --> 00:38:03,997 ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE ME 1192 00:38:03,999 --> 00:38:06,700 WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE ME I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ 1193 00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:09,736 MAKES YOU LIKE ME I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ ♪ THESE NIKES 1194 00:38:09,738 --> 00:38:11,605 I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ ♪ THESE NIKES I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF 1195 00:38:11,607 --> 00:38:14,774 ♪ THESE NIKES I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF 1196 00:38:14,776 --> 00:38:16,076 I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF TELL ME WHEN YOU THINK ♪ 1197 00:38:16,078 --> 00:38:16,543 WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF TELL ME WHEN YOU THINK ♪ ♪ THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH 1198 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:20,847 TELL ME WHEN YOU THINK ♪ ♪ THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH THERE'S NO COLOR 1199 00:38:20,849 --> 00:38:22,182 ♪ THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH THERE'S NO COLOR IN SAN FRANCISCO 1200 00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:24,084 THERE'S NO COLOR IN SAN FRANCISCO YOU LAUGHED AND SAID ♪ 1201 00:38:24,086 --> 00:38:25,919 IN SAN FRANCISCO YOU LAUGHED AND SAID ♪ ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND YOU 1202 00:38:25,921 --> 00:38:28,121 YOU LAUGHED AND SAID ♪ ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND YOU BEING HERE FOR THE 1203 00:38:28,123 --> 00:38:30,657 ♪ JUST LOOK AROUND YOU BEING HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH YOU 1204 00:38:30,659 --> 00:38:31,091 BEING HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH YOU IT LETS ME SEE IT ♪ 1205 00:38:31,093 --> 00:38:31,891 FIRST TIME WITH YOU IT LETS ME SEE IT ♪ ♪ TOTALLY NEW 1206 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:32,325 IT LETS ME SEE IT ♪ ♪ TOTALLY NEW YEAH YOU CALLED ME 1207 00:38:32,327 --> 00:38:32,759 ♪ TOTALLY NEW YEAH YOU CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT 1208 00:38:32,761 --> 00:38:33,360 YEAH YOU CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT LIKE THAT ♪ 1209 00:38:33,362 --> 00:38:33,827 OUT LIKE THAT LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ YEAH YOU MADE 1210 00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:34,461 LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ YEAH YOU MADE ME BLUSH LIKE THAT 1211 00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:35,161 ♪ YEAH YOU MADE ME BLUSH LIKE THAT LIKE THAT 1212 00:38:35,163 --> 00:38:36,029 ME BLUSH LIKE THAT LIKE THAT ONLY BEEN HERE ONE NIGHT ♪ 1213 00:38:36,031 --> 00:38:36,997 LIKE THAT ONLY BEEN HERE ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ LEAVING DOESN'T 1214 00:38:36,999 --> 00:38:37,564 ONLY BEEN HERE ONE NIGHT ♪ ♪ LEAVING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT 1215 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:38,298 ♪ LEAVING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT WE COULD LIVE A 1216 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,399 FEEL RIGHT WE COULD LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT ♪ 1217 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,900 WE COULD LIVE A LIFE LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ LIKE THAT 1218 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,602 LIFE LIKE THAT ♪ ♪ LIKE THAT I LOVE HOW YOU 1219 00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:43,637 ♪ LIKE THAT I LOVE HOW YOU MOVE LIKE THAT 1220 00:38:43,639 --> 00:38:45,405 I LOVE HOW YOU MOVE LIKE THAT I LOVE HOW YOU ♪ 1221 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:46,840 MOVE LIKE THAT I LOVE HOW YOU ♪ ♪ KISS LIKE 1222 00:38:46,842 --> 00:38:48,675 I LOVE HOW YOU ♪ ♪ KISS LIKE WHEN WE AREN'T TOGETHER 1223 00:38:48,677 --> 00:38:51,878 ♪ KISS LIKE WHEN WE AREN'T TOGETHER ALL OF THE WEATHER 1224 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:52,479 WHEN WE AREN'T TOGETHER ALL OF THE WEATHER I'LL GET TO YOUR SIDE LIKE ♪ 1225 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:52,979 ALL OF THE WEATHER I'LL GET TO YOUR SIDE LIKE ♪ ♪ THAT LET'S SPEND THE 1226 00:38:52,981 --> 00:38:53,380 I'LL GET TO YOUR SIDE LIKE ♪ ♪ THAT LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT DOING SOME 1227 00:38:53,382 --> 00:38:54,681 ♪ THAT LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT DOING SOME VIRTUAL AEROBICS 1228 00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:56,216 NIGHT DOING SOME VIRTUAL AEROBICS HEY, WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ 1229 00:38:56,218 --> 00:38:58,785 VIRTUAL AEROBICS HEY, WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK 1230 00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:00,654 HEY, WATCH MY GRAPEVINE ♪ ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK I'M NOT TOO GOOD 1231 00:39:00,656 --> 00:39:01,421 ♪ AND MY SIDE KICK I'M NOT TOO GOOD BUT I TRY MY BEST 1232 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:02,589 I'M NOT TOO GOOD BUT I TRY MY BEST WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ 1233 00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:04,457 BUT I TRY MY BEST WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT 1234 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,792 WORK HARD NO MATTER ♪ ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT 1235 00:39:05,794 --> 00:39:08,328 ♪ WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE ME 1236 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:10,497 WANT TO DRESS IN WHAT MAKES YOU LIKE ME I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ 1237 00:39:10,499 --> 00:39:11,798 MAKES YOU LIKE ME I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ ♪ THESE NIKES 1238 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,768 I'LL PROBABLY OVERWEAR ♪ ♪ THESE NIKES I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF 1239 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:15,235 ♪ THESE NIKES I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF 1240 00:39:15,237 --> 00:39:16,603 I'LL CLEAN 'EM OFF WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF TELL ME WHEN YOU ♪ 1241 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:21,308 WHEN THEY GET A SCUFF TELL ME WHEN YOU ♪ ♪ THINK THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH ♪ 1242 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:25,078 TELL ME WHEN YOU ♪ ♪ THINK THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH ♪ ♪ 1243 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,445 ♪ THINK THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH ♪ ♪ ♪ 1244 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:26,313 ♪ ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE COULD 1245 00:39:26,315 --> 00:39:27,947 ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE COULD STAY AT HOME OR 1246 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,249 ♪ 'CAUSE WE COULD STAY AT HOME OR WATCH THE SUNSET 1247 00:39:29,251 --> 00:39:31,151 STAY AT HOME OR WATCH THE SUNSET BUT I CAN'T HELP FROM ♪ 1248 00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:31,885 WATCH THE SUNSET BUT I CAN'T HELP FROM ♪ ♪ ASKING ARE YOU BORED YET 1249 00:39:31,887 --> 00:39:35,655 BUT I CAN'T HELP FROM ♪ ♪ ASKING ARE YOU BORED YET AND IF YOU'RE FEELING 1250 00:39:35,657 --> 00:39:36,189 ♪ ASKING ARE YOU BORED YET AND IF YOU'RE FEELING LONELY YOU SHOULD TELL ME 1251 00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:37,090 AND IF YOU'RE FEELING LONELY YOU SHOULD TELL ME BEFORE THIS ENDS UP ♪ 1252 00:39:37,092 --> 00:39:40,193 LONELY YOU SHOULD TELL ME BEFORE THIS ENDS UP ♪ ♪ AS ANOTHER MEMORY 1253 00:39:40,195 --> 00:39:42,529 BEFORE THIS ENDS UP ♪ ♪ AS ANOTHER MEMORY WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH 1254 00:39:42,531 --> 00:39:51,104 ♪ AS ANOTHER MEMORY WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIE 1255 00:39:51,106 --> 00:39:54,641 WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIE WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH ♪ 1256 00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:56,109 SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIE WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH ♪ ♪ SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ♪ 1257 00:39:56,111 --> 00:40:11,257 WILL YOU TELL THE TRUTH ♪ ♪ SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ♪ ♪ 1258 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:49,612 ♪ ♪