1 00:00:01,907 --> 00:00:04,676 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 2 00:00:04,676 --> 00:00:08,247 TONIGHT, VIOLA DAVIS, DAVEED DIGGS, AND MUSIC FROM THE BIRD 3 00:00:08,247 --> 00:00:13,886 AND THE BEE FEATURING DAVE GROHL. AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:13,886 --> 00:00:14,386 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:14,386 --> 00:00:16,622 >> Jimmy: THANKS. HI, I'M JIMMY, THE HOST OF THE 6 00:00:16,622 --> 00:00:20,325 SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR BUNDLING UP WITH US 7 00:00:20,325 --> 00:00:22,895 GUILLERMO AND I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR WARMEST REGARDS TO 8 00:00:22,895 --> 00:00:24,162 THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SNOWED IN BY WHAT THE WEATHER CHANNEL HAS 9 00:00:24,162 --> 00:00:26,031 DUBBED, "WINTER STORM GAIL." IT'S A STORM NAMED AFTER YOUR 10 00:00:26,031 --> 00:00:29,635 MOM'S BEST FRIEND FROM COLLEGE. 11 00:00:29,635 --> 00:00:30,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 12 00:00:30,002 --> 00:00:31,970 IN SOME PARTS OF THE NORTHEAST, THEY GOT MORE SNOW THIS WEEK 13 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:34,273 THAN ALL OF LAST WINTER. PEOPLE WERE FORCED TO STAY 14 00:00:34,273 --> 00:00:36,975 INDOORS. THEY COULDN'T TRAVEL OR GO TO 15 00:00:36,975 --> 00:00:41,714 SCHOOL. IT WAS LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY 16 00:00:41,714 --> 00:00:42,047 SINCE MARCH. 17 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:43,649 [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:46,385 A BLIZZARD ON TOP OF COVID IS LIKE A HAT ON ANOTHER HAT. 19 00:00:46,385 --> 00:00:51,456 SPEAKING OF COLD, WHITE STUFF. 20 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:54,560 MIKE PENCE IS EXPECTED ‐‐ 21 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:54,893 [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:00:54,893 --> 00:00:57,296 ‐‐ TO GET HIS FIRST OF TWO PFIZER SHOTS TOMORROW. 23 00:00:57,296 --> 00:00:58,764 HE AND HIS WIFE KAREN ARE DOING IT ON TELEVISION TO SHOW THAT 24 00:00:58,764 --> 00:01:00,265 THE VACCINE IS SAFE. I GUESS THE THINKING IS, IF IT'S 25 00:01:00,265 --> 00:01:02,601 GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA'S FIRST KAREN, IT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH 26 00:01:02,601 --> 00:01:03,468 FOR THE REST OF THEM TOO. 27 00:01:03,468 --> 00:01:06,571 [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:01:06,571 --> 00:01:07,973 [ APPLAUSE ] 29 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:09,308 BUT THIS IS EXCITING FOR MIKE PENCE. 30 00:01:09,308 --> 00:01:10,575 GETTING VACCINATED IS THE ONLY TIME MOTHER EVER DOES SHOTS WITH 31 00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:11,977 HIM. 32 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:14,146 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:14,146 --> 00:01:15,714 IT'S WORTH MENTIONING THAT MIKE PENCE, WHO IS THE HEAD OF 34 00:01:15,714 --> 00:01:20,686 THE COVID TASK FORCE, WROTE AN OP‐ED IN "THE WALL STREET 35 00:01:20,686 --> 00:01:23,622 JOURNAL" SIX MONTHS AGO SAYING THERE WOULD BE NO SECOND WAVE OF 36 00:01:23,622 --> 00:01:27,125 THE VIRUS, THIS IS NOTHING BUT HYSTERIA FROM THE MEDIA. 37 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:28,627 SO MAYBE SAVE THAT DOSE FOR SOMEONE ELSE. 38 00:01:28,627 --> 00:01:30,128 THE ONLY CURE MIKE PENCE SHOULD GET IS A BOTTLE OF CLOROX AND A 39 00:01:30,128 --> 00:01:31,730 HEAT LAMP. 40 00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:34,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:34,967 [ APPLAUSE ] 42 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:36,335 THE VICE POODLE WAS IN COLUMBUS, GEORGIA TODAY TO GIVE 43 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:39,905 A SHOT IN THE ARM TO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES IN THE SENATE RUNOFF, 44 00:01:39,905 --> 00:01:45,077 AND AS HE IS KNOWN TO DO, HE MADE ONE H‐E DOUBLE HOCKEY 45 00:01:45,077 --> 00:01:46,578 STICKS OF AN ENTRANCE. 46 00:01:46,578 --> 00:02:03,095 >> VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE! 47 00:02:12,504 --> 00:02:15,240 >> Jimmy: OH, THERE HE IS. WHITE LIGHTNING ON THE WAY. 48 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,477 THAT'S AS CLOSE AS HE'S ALLOWED TO BE TO ANOTHER WOMAN. 49 00:02:18,477 --> 00:02:18,810 [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:22,748 EVEN THOUGH HE'S ONLY GOT ABOUT A MONTH LEFT BEFORE WE NEVER, 51 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:26,518 EVER THINK ABOUT HIM AGAIN, MIKE PENCE IS STILL SMOOCHING THE 52 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:29,321 BOSS BABY'S CARROT‐COLORED BEHIND. 53 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:35,894 >> WE'RE GOING TO KEEP FIGHTING FOR EVERY LEGAL VOTE IN AMERICA. 54 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,831 >> Jimmy: WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING HE'LL BE SAYING THAT ALL 55 00:02:37,831 --> 00:02:38,196 SUMMER? 56 00:02:38,196 --> 00:02:40,465 [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:02:40,465 --> 00:02:44,669 ONLY 34 MORE DAYS TO GO. WE'RE NOW ON WHAT FEELS LIKE 200 58 00:02:44,669 --> 00:02:47,739 DAYS OF SQUATTERGATE. TRUMP HAS BEEN FLOATING THE IDEA 59 00:02:47,739 --> 00:02:51,710 THAT HE WILL REFUSE TO LEAVE OFFICE, AS IF THAT IS EVEN AN 60 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,279 OPTION. AS IF THIS WAS LIKE A BAD ROOMMATE SITUATION. 61 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:57,249 THE BIG QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER HE WILL STAY IN THE WHITE HOUSE, 62 00:02:57,249 --> 00:02:59,518 HE WON'T. IT'S WHERE WILL HE GO NEXT? 63 00:02:59,518 --> 00:03:02,254 HE'S THE TARGET OF MULTIPLE INVESTIGATIONS, TO THE POINT 64 00:03:02,254 --> 00:03:06,291 WHERE VLADIMIR PUTIN IS BEING ASKED IF TRUMP WILL PULL AN 65 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:10,595 EDWARD SNOWDEN AND FLEE TO MOTHER RUSSIA. 66 00:03:10,595 --> 00:03:15,167 >> I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS ANY NEED FOR ANY TRUMP TO COME 67 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:21,373 SEEK ASYLUM WITH RUSSIA, BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN ‐‐ HAS SUPPORT OF 68 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:26,144 50% OF AMERICAN POPULATION, HAS A HUGE BASE OF SUPPORT, HE'S NOT 69 00:03:26,144 --> 00:03:28,580 GOING TO EXIT AMERICA'S POLITICAL LIFE. 70 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,715 >> Jimmy: IN OTHER WORDS, YOU AIN'T GOT TO GO HOME BUT YOU 71 00:03:30,715 --> 00:03:31,083 CAN'T STAY HERE. 72 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:34,219 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:34,219 --> 00:03:34,553 [ APPLAUSE ] 74 00:03:34,553 --> 00:03:38,523 I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE LINGO, BUT I THINK 75 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:41,293 TRUMP JUST GOT FRIEND‐ZONED. 76 00:03:41,293 --> 00:03:41,927 [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:03:41,927 --> 00:03:45,797 HEARSE A FUN THING FOR THOSE WHO MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A HOLIDAY 78 00:03:45,797 --> 00:03:47,999 GIFT. THE MAYOR OF ATLANTIC CITY IS 79 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:50,902 AUCTIONING OFF THE CHANCE TO BLOW UP ONE OF DONALD TRUMP'S 80 00:03:50,902 --> 00:03:54,139 FORMER CASINOS, FOR REAL. THE MONEY WILL GO TO CHARITY. 81 00:03:54,139 --> 00:03:57,909 THE CLOSED PLAZA CASINO IS SCHEDULED TO GET DEMOLISHED. 82 00:03:57,909 --> 00:04:02,013 WHOEVER DONATES THE MOST MONEY GETS TO POLICE THE BUTTON. 83 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:03,648 WE SHOULD CHIP IN AND GET THIS FOR HILLARY CLINTON, RIGHT? 84 00:04:03,648 --> 00:04:07,519 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 85 00:04:07,519 --> 00:04:10,922 OF COURSE, THE EASIEST WAY TO MAKE A TRUMP CASINO IMPLODE IS 86 00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:13,959 TO JUST PUT TRUMP BACK IN CHARGE OF RUNNING IT AGAIN. 87 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:14,759 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:17,429 GUILLERMO, I HAVE A PERSONAL QUESTION FOR YOU. 89 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:20,499 HAVE YOU AND YOUR WIFE BEEN MAKING LOVE MORE OR LESS DURING 90 00:04:20,499 --> 00:04:21,433 THE PANDEMIC? 91 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:25,137 >> Guillermo: UH ‐‐ AT THE BEGINNING, MORE. NOW IT'S LESS. 92 00:04:25,137 --> 00:04:26,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:26,605 >> Jimmy: NOW LESS. 94 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:27,072 >> Guillermo: YES. 95 00:04:27,072 --> 00:04:30,242 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO TRACK THIS SORT OF THING THOUGHT 96 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:33,178 THERE WOULD BE A BABY BOOM WHEN THIS ALL STARTED. 97 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:36,781 BUT THAT HAS NOT BEEN THE CASE. IN FACT, THE PANDEMIC HAS LED TO 98 00:04:36,781 --> 00:04:40,986 A BABY BUST. THEY SAY 300,000 TO 500,000 99 00:04:40,986 --> 00:04:44,156 FEWER BIRTHS ARE EXPECTED NEXT YEAR BECAUSE WE'RE ALL TOO 100 00:04:44,156 --> 00:04:46,225 DISGUSTING TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER. 101 00:04:46,225 --> 00:04:46,558 [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:50,996 ONE OF THE BIG DOWNSIDES TO THIS IS ALL THE COVID‐THEMED BABY 103 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:58,069 NAMES WE WERE EXPECTING WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. 104 00:04:58,069 --> 00:05:01,006 WE COULD HAVE HAD A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF KIDS WITH NAMES 105 00:05:01,006 --> 00:05:02,207 LIKE QUARANTINA, WUHANATHAN, REGENERONALD, CONTACT TRACY, 106 00:05:02,207 --> 00:05:05,877 PURELLEN, PFIZER MINELLI, PANDEMILY, SWABERT, JEN‐95, AND 107 00:05:05,877 --> 00:05:08,447 JOE EXOTIC. 108 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:08,780 [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:10,916 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 110 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:15,253 I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR MORE KIDS NAMED RIVER. 111 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:18,590 THIS IS OUR LAST NEW SHOW OF THE YEAR. 112 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:22,928 IT HASN'T BEEN A GREAT YEAR. IT HASN'T BEEN EVEN A GOOD YEAR, 113 00:05:22,928 --> 00:05:24,129 REALLY. WE APPRECIATE YOU STICKING WITH 114 00:05:24,129 --> 00:05:28,166 US AND I WISH YOU THE BEST. I STRONGLY BELIEVE WE ARE TEED 115 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,735 UP FOR WHAT COULD BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER NEXT YEAR. 116 00:05:30,735 --> 00:05:31,236 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 117 00:05:31,236 --> 00:05:33,538 BEFORE WE WRAP THIS UP, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 118 00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:37,008 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE YULE LOG THAT RUNS ON TV, LOCAL TV, 119 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:39,010 AT CHRISTMAS TIME? THIS IS SOMETHING STARTED BACK 120 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:42,547 IN NEW YORK IN THE '60s, I THINK. IT'S A SHOT OF A LOG BURNING IN 121 00:05:42,547 --> 00:05:46,418 A FIREPLACE. IT RUNS UNINTERRUPTED FOR HOURS. 122 00:05:46,418 --> 00:05:49,721 THE IDEA IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR OWN FIRE AT HOME, YOU 123 00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:52,457 CAN WATCH THE T VLOG. WE CAME UP WITH A 2020 VERSION 124 00:05:52,457 --> 00:05:56,127 OF THAT. WE ASKED EACH OTHER WHAT HAVE 125 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:58,997 PEOPLE BEEN MISSING, WHAT ARE THEY YEARNING FOR? 126 00:05:58,997 --> 00:06:01,800 THE ANSWER IS, PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. 127 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,337 THAT'S WHAT WE MADE, A VIDEO OF PEOPLE TOUCHING EACH OTHER. 128 00:06:05,337 --> 00:06:05,737 [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:06:05,737 --> 00:06:07,005 WE MADE CLIP AFTER CLIP. THIS IS NOT A PORNO THING. 130 00:06:07,005 --> 00:06:13,912 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:06:13,912 --> 00:06:16,748 CLIPS OF HUMAN BEINGS HUGGING, KISSING, EMBRACING. 132 00:06:16,748 --> 00:06:21,086 DOING ALL THE SORTS OF THINGS WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO. 133 00:06:21,086 --> 00:06:25,323 THIS VIDEO IS ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. IT'S 10 HOURS LONG. 134 00:06:25,323 --> 00:06:25,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 135 00:06:25,824 --> 00:06:30,864 THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF WHAT YOU WILL SEE. 136 00:06:30,864 --> 00:06:31,229 ♪ 137 00:06:31,229 --> 00:06:47,245 ♪ 138 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:51,383 >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S SOME HOT STOCK FOOTAGE MODEL ON STOCK 139 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,184 FOOTAGE MOD ACTION THERE. 140 00:06:53,184 --> 00:06:55,086 [ APPLAUSE ] 141 00:06:55,086 --> 00:06:56,321 SO IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THAT, INSTEAD OF A LOG THIS YEAR, GO 142 00:06:56,321 --> 00:06:57,455 TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. LOOK FOR THE VIDEO CALLED "TEN 143 00:06:57,455 --> 00:07:01,993 HOURS OF PEOPLE TOUCHING EACH OTHER." 144 00:07:01,993 --> 00:07:04,029 YOU CAN REMINISCE ABOUT THE OLDEN DAYS. 145 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:04,362 [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:06,498 MAKING THE SHOW DURING THIS PANDEMIC HAS BEEN STRANGE. 147 00:07:06,498 --> 00:07:11,803 ONE OF THE THINGS WE'VE HAD TO DO FOR SAFETY WHEN IS WE TALK TO 148 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:14,806 PEOPLE ON THE STREET, MAKE SURE THOSE PEOPLE ARE WEARING MASKS. 149 00:07:14,806 --> 00:07:17,942 WE REALIZED IT PRESENTED A FUN OPPORTUNITY TO SWAP PEOPLE'S 150 00:07:17,942 --> 00:07:20,979 VOICES FROM ONE TO THE OTHER, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THEIR LIPS. 151 00:07:20,979 --> 00:07:24,482 WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SPECIAL HOLIDAY EDITION OF 152 00:07:24,482 --> 00:07:26,618 "MASKING QUESTIONS." 153 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:29,954 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 154 00:07:29,954 --> 00:07:33,224 >> WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 155 00:07:33,224 --> 00:07:36,695 >> OH, WOW. 156 00:07:36,695 --> 00:07:38,630 >> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION. I LOVE THE ENERGY THAT IS AROUND 157 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:43,101 US. IN THE COMMUNITY. 158 00:07:43,101 --> 00:07:46,237 >> DAMON, WHAT ARE SOME THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS? 159 00:07:46,237 --> 00:07:48,873 >> WHEN MY ELF ON THE SHELF COMES. 160 00:07:48,873 --> 00:07:52,310 >> MELISSA, WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 161 00:07:52,310 --> 00:07:53,712 >> AN XBOX CONTROLLER. 162 00:07:53,712 --> 00:07:56,214 >> DARRELL, WHAT DID YOU ASK SANTA FOR? 163 00:07:56,214 --> 00:08:00,685 >> PEACE OF MIND, YOU KNOW? JUST SOME RELAXATION AND ALL 164 00:08:00,685 --> 00:08:04,022 THIS STRESS THAT'S HAPPENING WITH COVID IS JUST TOO MUCH. 165 00:08:04,022 --> 00:08:08,526 >> LET ME HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF JINGLE BELLS. 166 00:08:08,526 --> 00:08:11,930 ♪ JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS 167 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:13,331 JINGLE ALL THE WAY ♪ 168 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:16,434 ♪ OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE ON A 169 00:08:16,434 --> 00:08:17,302 ONE‐HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ♪ 170 00:08:17,302 --> 00:08:20,905 >> CAN YOU GIVE US A LITTLE DREIDEL SONG? 171 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:23,942 ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL I MADE 172 00:08:23,942 --> 00:08:25,310 IT OUT OF CLAY ♪ 173 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:27,245 ♪ WHEN IT'S DRY AND READY WITH 174 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,047 DREIDEL I WILL PLAY ♪ 175 00:08:29,047 --> 00:08:31,116 >> BOBBY? 176 00:08:31,116 --> 00:08:34,319 ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL I MADE 177 00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:36,254 IT OUT OF ANTS ♪ 178 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,689 ♪ WHEN IT'S DRIED AND READY IT 179 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:39,023 GOES INTO MY PANTS ♪ 180 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:42,795 >> ASHLEY, WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU LOVE TO DRINK DURING THE 181 00:08:42,795 --> 00:08:43,128 HOLIDAYS? 182 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:46,698 >> I LIKE TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE. 183 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:49,868 >> WHAT DO YOU DRINK ON CHRISTMAS? 184 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:53,571 >> ALCOHOL, COCKTAILS, MARGARITA, MARTINA. 185 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:57,442 >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU 186 00:08:57,442 --> 00:08:59,878 WOULD LIKE TO GET FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 187 00:08:59,878 --> 00:09:04,983 >> YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME FREE TIME, AND MAYBE A 188 00:09:04,983 --> 00:09:07,252 DATE ONE DAY WITH MY WIFE WOULD BE NICE. 189 00:09:07,252 --> 00:09:10,088 MAYBE A VACATION TO MEXICO. 190 00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:12,524 >> WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS? 191 00:09:12,524 --> 00:09:19,297 >> WELL ‐‐ ALASKA. I LIKE BLOCKS. 192 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:23,234 I LIKE DOLLS. PRETTY MUCH I ALSO LIKE 193 00:09:23,234 --> 00:09:30,608 SUNGLASSES AND CLOTHES. ALSO, I THINK I ALSO LIKE FUZZY 194 00:09:30,608 --> 00:09:37,882 KITTENS. AND I THINK THAT'S IT. 195 00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:38,583 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 196 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:43,588 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW ‐‐ IT'S DUMB BUT 197 00:09:43,588 --> 00:09:47,692 IT'S FUN. SO LAST NIGHT, MY FRIEND JOE 198 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:50,695 McHALE TWEETED A VIDEO. I WATCHED IT, I DON'T KNOW, 30 199 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:54,065 TIMES LAST NIGHT. IT'S OF A KID THAT IS APPARENTLY 200 00:09:54,065 --> 00:09:57,335 TAKING SAFETY DURING THE PANDEMIC VERY SERIOUSLY. 201 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:03,174 >> NEXT WEEKEND IT'S GOING TO BE SO NICE, LIKE 60, 65, LIKE THAT. 202 00:10:03,174 --> 00:10:04,142 WE COULD SIT OUTSIDE ON THE PORCH. 203 00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:08,913 >> NO, THE LOCKDOWN! 204 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:09,547 >> OH ‐‐ 205 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:14,419 >> A LOCKDOWN WHEN IS YOU STAY THE [ BLEEP ] INSIDE, NOT THE 206 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:15,286 [ BLEEP ] OUTSIDE. 207 00:10:15,286 --> 00:10:19,425 YOU KNOW WHAT A LOCKDOWN IS? STAY THE [ BLEEP ] INSIDE. 208 00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:19,758 [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:20,091 [ APPLAUSE ] 210 00:10:20,091 --> 00:10:23,228 >> YOU PLAN ON STAYING IN THE HOUSE TILL, LIKE, JUNE? 211 00:10:23,228 --> 00:10:27,665 >> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? LOCKDOWN. 212 00:10:27,665 --> 00:10:29,000 [ BLEEP ] INSIDE. 213 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,271 NOT THE [ BLEEP ] OUTSIDE. WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? 214 00:10:33,271 --> 00:10:36,040 DO YOU HEAR THE NEWS? 215 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,842 [ BLEEP ] LOCKDOWN INSIDE, THE 216 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:40,144 [ BLEEP ] INSIDE. 217 00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:43,248 NOT THE [ BLEEP ] GOING OUT TO PARTIES IN THE CASINO. 218 00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:45,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 219 00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:51,155 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO KNOW MORE 220 00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:53,758 ABOUT, AND POTENTIALLY ADOPT THIS CHILD. 221 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,129 SO WE TRACKED HIM DOWN. HE'S FROM BROOKLYN, WHICH IS A 222 00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:56,494 SHOCKER. 223 00:10:56,494 --> 00:10:59,464 [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:03,234 LET'S SAY HELLO TO DANIEL AND MOM DANIELLE. HI, GUYS. 225 00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:05,036 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 226 00:11:05,036 --> 00:11:06,137 >> HI! 227 00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:06,838 >> HI! 228 00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:09,240 >> Jimmy: MERRY CHRISTMAS, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. 229 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,375 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 230 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,476 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 231 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:12,510 >> Jimmy: DANIEL, I LOVED YOUR VIDEO. 232 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:14,712 [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:11:14,712 --> 00:11:17,649 YOU MADE THAT BACK IN THE SUMMERTIME, HUH? 234 00:11:17,649 --> 00:11:19,417 >> YEAH, LIKE IN ‐‐ 235 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:19,984 >> MARCH. 236 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:20,752 >> APRIL, MARCH. 237 00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:24,289 >> Jimmy: WHEN I SAW IT, I WENT ONLINE TO MAKE SURE JOE PESCI 238 00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:28,593 HADN'T PASSED AWAY, BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'D BEEN 239 00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:31,529 REINCARNATED IN YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHO JOE PESCI IS? 240 00:11:31,529 --> 00:11:31,863 >> NOT REALLY. 241 00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:34,599 >> Jimmy: NO. 242 00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:36,334 >> HE'S AN ACTOR, FUNNY. 243 00:11:36,334 --> 00:11:38,303 >> Jimmy: HE'S AN ACTOR, VERY FUNNY GUY. 244 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:41,739 HE TALKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE YOU. DANIELLE, WHAT WAS DANIEL'S 245 00:11:41,739 --> 00:11:45,710 FIRST WORD? DID IT START WITH THE LETTER F? 246 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:46,044 [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:11:46,044 --> 00:11:49,681 >> STARTED WITH THE LETTER M, MOM. 248 00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:51,749 >> Jimmy: MOM. DANIEL, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD 249 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:54,085 AND TO SPEAK LIKE THAT? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT? 250 00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:57,555 >> UM ‐‐ PRETTY MUCH LIKE FROM TV. 251 00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:57,956 >> Jimmy: FROM TV? 252 00:11:57,956 --> 00:12:00,158 [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,893 >> PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE. 254 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:02,860 >> MOM AND DAD. 255 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:07,498 >> MOMMY, DAD, MY HALF‐SIBLINGS. 256 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:10,301 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP? 257 00:12:10,301 --> 00:12:13,738 >> I WANT TO BE, LIKE, SOMETHING WITH TECHNOLOGY. 258 00:12:13,738 --> 00:12:15,840 BECAUSE I'M VERY GOOD AT TECHNOLOGY. 259 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,944 SO I WANT TO BE LIKE SOMETHING THAT MAKES A LOT OF MONEY. 260 00:12:19,944 --> 00:12:20,511 [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:22,580 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. DO YOU HAVE A SWEAR JAR IN THE 262 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:23,548 HOUSE? I THINK YOU COULD MAKE A LOT OF 263 00:12:23,548 --> 00:12:23,881 MONEY THERE. 264 00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:29,587 [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:12:29,587 --> 00:12:31,589 >> NO. HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE THAT ON A 266 00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:34,125 REGULAR BASIS. I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DOES. 267 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:34,559 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 268 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:37,130 >> CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, HONESTLY, HE DOESN'T TALK LIKE 269 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:37,495 THAT. 270 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,898 >> Jimmy: DANIEL, DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 271 00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:40,231 >> NOT MUCH. 272 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:42,533 >> Jimmy: NOT MUCH. 273 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:43,301 [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,003 DANIEL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE 275 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:48,573 WHO ARE GOING TO PARTIES IN CASINOS RIGHT NOW? 276 00:12:48,573 --> 00:12:51,343 >> YOU GOT TO WEAR A [ BLEEP ] MASK! 277 00:12:51,343 --> 00:12:51,676 [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:58,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 279 00:12:58,549 --> 00:12:59,817 [ BLEEP ] FOLLOW THE RULES! 280 00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,819 >> Jimmy: DANIEL, WE HAVE A NEW ADMINISTRATION. 281 00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:03,221 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LEAD THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE? 282 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:07,692 [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:13:07,692 --> 00:13:08,026 [ APPLAUSE ] 284 00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:11,396 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH DR. FAUCI, I REALLY THINK 285 00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,498 YOU'D BE QUITE A TEAM. WELL, DANIEL, WHAT DO YOU WANT 286 00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:15,733 FOR CHRISTMAS? 287 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:18,736 >> I DON'T REALLY KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE EVERYTHING. 288 00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:19,337 >> YOU DO? 289 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:24,742 >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. ONE OF MY THINGS IS AN XBOX. 290 00:13:24,742 --> 00:13:26,611 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. 291 00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:30,882 >> THE NEW XBOX. AND ANOTHER ONE IS MONEY. 292 00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:32,350 [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,051 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 294 00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:34,686 >> AND A PUNCHING BAG. 295 00:13:34,686 --> 00:13:37,255 >> Jimmy: A PUNCHING BAG? 296 00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:37,588 [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:40,692 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I HOPE SANTA HASN'T BEEN HEARING 298 00:13:40,692 --> 00:13:41,325 THAT LANGUAGE YOU'VE BEEN USING. 299 00:13:41,325 --> 00:13:43,327 [ LAUGHTER ] 300 00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:45,830 WELL, THANK YOU, GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 301 00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:48,132 I APPRECIATE YOUR TAKING TIME TO TALK TO US. 302 00:13:48,132 --> 00:13:55,473 DANIEL, DO ME A FAVOR BEFORE WE GO. JUST SAY "GOBBLE GHOUL." 303 00:13:55,473 --> 00:13:56,140 >> GOBBLE GHOUL. 304 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,576 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! 305 00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,944 >> BYE! 306 00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:01,446 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DANIELLE. 307 00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:08,252 [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:12,490 ONE MORE END OF THE YEAR THING. GOOGLE JUST RELEASED THEIR 309 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:16,227 HIGHLY ANTICIPATED YEAR IN SEARCH FILM FOR 2020. 310 00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:19,363 THEY MAKE ONE EVERY DECEMBER BASED ON THE TOP QUESTIONS AND 311 00:14:19,363 --> 00:14:21,232 MOMENTS THE WORLD SEARCHED FOR THROUGH THIS YEAR. 312 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:23,935 IT'S FUN TO GO THROUGH. BEING ABLE TO SEE WHAT THE REST 313 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:27,972 OF THE MAN NET IS CURIOUS ABOUT IS, WELL, DISHEARTENING, MOSTLY. 314 00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:30,308 IT'S ALSO FASCINATING, A WINDOW INTO OUR COLLECTIVE MINDS DURING 315 00:14:30,308 --> 00:14:33,578 THIS RIDICULOUS YEAR. AND GOOGLE DID SOME SPECIAL 316 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:36,180 RESEARCH FOR US. WE ASKED THEM TO LOOK UP THE TOP 317 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:42,019 SEARCHES WORLDWIDE THIS YEAR FOR THE PHRASE "IS IT NORMAL TO" 318 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,521 BLANK. NUMBER ONE, IS IT NORMAL TO TALK 319 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:47,325 TO YOURSELF? VERY 2020. NUMBER TWO, IS IT NORMAL TO CRY 320 00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:49,594 EVERY DAY? EVEN MORE 2020. 321 00:14:49,594 --> 00:14:49,927 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:52,130 NUMBER SEVEN WAS, IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE ONE BREAST BIGGER THAN 323 00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:55,299 THE OTHER? I'M GLAD TO SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY 324 00:14:55,299 --> 00:14:57,769 ONE GRAPPLING WITH THAT. 325 00:14:57,769 --> 00:14:58,102 [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:14:58,102 --> 00:15:01,739 NUMBER TEN WAS, IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE HAIR ON YOUR BUTT? 327 00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:05,109 FOR REAL, THIS WAS THE TENTH MOST SEARCHED "IS IT NORMAL" 328 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:07,645 THIS YEAR. THE ANSWER IS, YES, IT IS. 329 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:11,950 NOT ONLY NORMAL, I'M TOLD IT'S VERY HOT. 330 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:12,283 [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:15,386 SEARCHES FOR THE PHRASE "HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN TOILET PAPER" 332 00:15:15,386 --> 00:15:20,358 DOUBLED THIS YEAR. I WANT TO KNOW WHO WAS MAKING 333 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:20,825 TOILET PAPER LAST YEAR. 334 00:15:20,825 --> 00:15:21,159 [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:15:21,159 --> 00:15:24,695 SEARCHES FOR WHY DO I HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN UP 70%. 336 00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:27,498 THANKS TO A CRUEL MISTRESS CALLED THE WEB CAM. 337 00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:33,371 THE TOP FOOD ITEM SEARCH WITH MY 338 00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:38,576 NAME WAS CANNOLINI BEAN PASTA RECIPE GO VIRAL, IT WAS BIG IN 339 00:15:38,576 --> 00:15:41,145 THE BEAN COMMUNITY. THE NAME JIMMY KIMMEL WAS 340 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:43,614 SEARCHED MORE THAN THE NAME MATT DAMON THIS YEAR. 341 00:15:43,614 --> 00:15:44,115 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 342 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:49,854 THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT. AND SORRY, WHOEVER YOU WERE. 343 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:50,188 [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:54,592 I WOULDN'T SEARCH "MATT DAMON" IF HE WAS MISSING IN THE WOODS. 345 00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,662 ANYWAY, WE HAVE MANY WONDERFUL THINGS TONIGHT. 346 00:15:57,662 --> 00:16:01,232 DAVEED DIGGS IS WITH US. MUSIC FROM THE BIRDS AND THE BEE 347 00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:07,705 WITH DAVE GROHL. VIOLA DAVIS. FIRST, ENJOY GOOGLE'S "YEAR IN 348 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,806 SEARCH FOR 2020." 349 00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:13,611 >> THE MOST HUMAN TRAIT IS TO WANT TO KNOW WHY. 350 00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:18,883 AND IN A YEAR THAT TESTED EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD, "WHY" 351 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:23,955 WAS SEARCHED MORE THAN EVER. 352 00:16:23,955 --> 00:16:27,760 >> THE SPREAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS HAS PASSED A SIGNIFICANT 353 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,125 MILESTONE. 354 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:34,832 >> WHILE WE DIDN'T FIND ALL THE ANSWERS, WE KEPT ASKING. 355 00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:41,205 SOME QUESTIONS INSPIRE D. OTHERS, EXCITEMENT. 356 00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:45,276 >> LIFE IN THE BUBBLE, WHOO! 357 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:46,077 >> IS THAT ME? 358 00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:46,510 >> YES. 359 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:47,511 >> IS THAT ME? 360 00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:47,879 >> YES. 361 00:16:47,879 --> 00:16:51,983 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN IMPROPER FRACTION IS. 362 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:55,453 >> KEEP DISTRACTIONS OUT OF THE WAY. 363 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:57,688 >> PUT IT ON THERE, START IT UP FOR ME. 364 00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:02,026 >> WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING? IT'S STILL MARCH. 365 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,629 HOW MANY DAYS IN MARCH? 366 00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:06,097 >> SOME QUESTIONS MADE US CRY. 367 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:08,866 >> YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH OUR UPS AND BEEN THROUGH OUR 368 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:12,603 DOWNS. I THINK THE MOST PART OF IMPORTANT PART IS WE ALL STAYED 369 00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:16,507 TOGETHER THROUGHOUT. I LOVE YOU GUYS! 370 00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:22,747 >> SOME MADE US WORRY ABOUT THIS SPINNING ROCK WE CALL HOME. 371 00:17:22,747 --> 00:17:25,950 >> FIRES WERE DETECTED IN THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST ‐‐ 372 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:28,019 >> WHY WERE SO MANY LIVES LOST? 373 00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:31,989 >> ALMOST 1.5 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE DIED OF COVID‐19 WORLDWIDE. 374 00:17:31,989 --> 00:17:35,359 >> WHY ARE WE STILL ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS? 375 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,060 >> GEORGE FLOYD. 376 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:41,098 >> GEORGE FLOYD REPEATEDLY TOLD OFFICERS HE COULD NOT BREATHE. 377 00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:45,303 >> WHY DO WE STILL HAVE STRENGTH TO CONTINUE? 378 00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:45,903 ♪ TOGETHER 379 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:50,574 >> I BELIEVE IN YOUR POWER! 380 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:54,478 I BELIEVE IN OUR POWER! 381 00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:57,949 >> CHANTS OF "BLACK LIVES MATTER" ECHOED FROM THOUSANDS OF 382 00:17:57,949 --> 00:18:00,184 PROTESTERS IN CITIES AROUND THE WORLD. 383 00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:04,055 >> WHY ARE WE NOT DEFEATED? 384 00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:08,559 >> WE ARE NOT GOING BACK, WE ARE GOING FORWARD! 385 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:12,596 >> PLANES ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE IN BEIRUT FOR INTERNATIONAL AID. 386 00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:17,101 >> FIREFIGHTERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD ARE ARRIVING IN CALIFORNIA. 387 00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:18,869 >> THERE ARE OVER 100 CORONAVIRUS VACCINES IN 388 00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:19,537 DEVELOPMENT WORLDWIDE. 389 00:18:19,537 --> 00:18:22,573 >> THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHEN PEOPLE LOOK OUT FOR ONE 390 00:18:22,573 --> 00:18:24,675 ANOTHER, HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS. 391 00:18:24,675 --> 00:18:27,712 >> WE KEPT GOING WITH THOSE WHO SHOWED US THE WAY. 392 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,480 >> THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO BE FOR YOUR 393 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,715 DAUGHTERS AND GRANDDAUGHTERS. 394 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:34,618 >> REMEMBER THE STRUGGLES ALONG THE WAY ARE ONLY MEANT TO SHAPE 395 00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:40,224 YOU FOR YOUR PURPOSE. PRESS ON WITH PRIDE, AND PRESS 396 00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:41,225 ON WITH PURPOSE. 397 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:46,263 >> WHY IS IT THAT THIS YEAR SHOWED US ITS WORST, AND WE 398 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:47,264 STILL FOUND WAYS TO TRIUMPH? 399 00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:49,600 >> INCREDIBLE PEOPLE. 400 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,534 >> NAOMI OSAKA, U. S. OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP! 401 00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:53,672 >> CAN'T LET CORONAVIRUS STOP YOU, CAN'T LET QUARANTINE STOP 402 00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:54,005 YOU. 403 00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:56,674 >> SO UNTIL WE GET TO EVERY ANSWER ‐‐ 404 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,476 ♪ GET IT TOGETHER WE'RE GOING TO 405 00:18:58,476 --> 00:18:58,976 GET IT TOGETHER SOMEHOW ♪ 406 00:18:58,976 --> 00:19:06,217 >> WE'RE STILL SEARCHING. 407 00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:06,717 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 408 00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:07,092 ♪ 409 00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:16,994 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW DISNEY 410 00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:20,698 PIXAR FILM "SOUL," DAVEED DIGGS IS WITH US. 411 00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:24,402 THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "PUT UP THE LIGHTS." 412 00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:28,105 WITH HELP FROM DAVE GROHL, MUSIC FROM THE BIRD AND THE BEE. 413 00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:28,606 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 414 00:19:28,606 --> 00:19:31,509 THE LAST TIME OUR FIRST GUEST STARRED IN A MOVIE ADAPTATION IN 415 00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:35,746 A PLAY BY AUGUST WILSON, SHE WON A GOLDEN GLOBE AND OSCAR. 416 00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:38,082 WHY NOT DO IT AGAIN? 417 00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:44,955 "MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM" IS IN 418 00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:47,691 THEATERS AND NETFLIX IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. 419 00:19:47,691 --> 00:19:50,327 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO VIOLA DAVIS. 420 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:50,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 421 00:19:50,828 --> 00:19:55,869 YOU LOOK GREAT, YOU LOOK FESTIVE. IS CHRISTMAS IN FULL SWING BY 422 00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:56,233 YOU? 423 00:19:56,233 --> 00:20:00,571 >> CHRISTMAS IS IN FULL SWING. WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TREE. 424 00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:02,139 YOU CAN PROBABLY HEAR MUSIC GOING ON IN THE BACK. 425 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,574 THE ONLY THING WE DON'T HAVE RIGHT NOW IS THE LIQUOR. 426 00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:06,710 [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:11,517 >> Jimmy: WE CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. GUILLERMO, GET VIOLA SOME 428 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:11,882 LIQUOR! 429 00:20:11,882 --> 00:20:13,684 >> Guillermo: SURE, COMING RIGHT UP! 430 00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:14,752 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG? 431 00:20:14,752 --> 00:20:17,354 NUMBER ONE ALL TIME? 432 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,823 >> "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY." 433 00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:20,825 >> Jimmy: OH, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 434 00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,927 >> YEAH, YOU CAN TELL ME SOMETHING. 435 00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:25,529 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SONG THAT DAVE GROHL AND THE BIRD AND THE 436 00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:26,464 BEE ARE GOING TO PLAY ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 437 00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:29,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 438 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,803 HOW ABOUT THAT? FOR YOU. WE SET THAT UP FOR YOU, EVEN 439 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,038 THOUGH WE DIDN'T KNOW. 440 00:20:34,038 --> 00:20:36,107 >> SEE? 441 00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:37,441 >> Jimmy: YOU GREW UP IN RHODE ISLAND. 442 00:20:37,441 --> 00:20:40,711 I ASSUME YOU HAD SNOW DAYS WHEN YOU WERE A KID? 443 00:20:40,711 --> 00:20:44,048 >> ABSOLUTELY, ESPECIALLY DURING THE BLIZZARD OF '78, I'LL NEVER 444 00:20:44,048 --> 00:20:47,518 FORGET IT, ABSOLUTELY. I LOVED SNOW DAYS, ABSOLUTELY. 445 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:50,588 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO FUNNY. MY DAUGHTER'S 6 YEARS OLD. 446 00:20:50,588 --> 00:20:53,891 NOW WITH ZOOM SCHOOL, THEY WENT TO SCHOOL, THEN THEY CANCELED, 447 00:20:53,891 --> 00:20:56,594 THEY SENT THEM BACK HOME. SHE WAS SO BUMMED WHEN THEY SENT 448 00:20:56,594 --> 00:20:58,829 THEM HOME. I WAS THINKING, OH, WE LOVED 449 00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:02,200 NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE SENT HOME. THAT WAS OUR GOAL WAS TO GO 450 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:02,533 HOME. 451 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:05,302 >> WE LOVED IT. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE LOVED? 452 00:21:05,302 --> 00:21:08,305 I ALWAYS DID THIS, BECAUSE I WAS SORT OF A BAD KID. 453 00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:13,110 I LOVED PUTTING MY TONGUE RIGHT ONTO THOSE COLD POLES. 454 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:16,046 THEN YOUR TONGUE WOULD STICK ON IT IN THE COLD. 455 00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:16,680 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 456 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,850 >> YOU COULDN'T GET IT OFF OF IT. IT'S IN THAT MOVIE "THE 457 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:20,584 CHRISTMAS STORY." 458 00:21:20,584 --> 00:21:21,318 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 459 00:21:21,318 --> 00:21:25,623 >> MY DAMN TONGUE ON A COLD POLE TO SEE IF IT STUCK. 460 00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:29,760 THEN I COULDN'T GET IT OFF. I COULDN'T GET IT OFF THE POLE 461 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:36,033 UNLESS I SPIT ON IT. AND I USED TO LOVE THAT. 462 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,234 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 463 00:21:37,234 --> 00:21:39,637 >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT MORE THAN ONCE? 464 00:21:39,637 --> 00:21:43,174 >> I DID THAT MORE THAN ONCE. I TOLD YOU I WAS A CRAZY KID. 465 00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:46,477 THAT AND SLEDDING INTO TREES, INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, 466 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:46,810 LOVED IT. 467 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:48,712 >> Jimmy: YEAH. I REMEMBER IN BROOKLYN BEFORE 468 00:21:48,712 --> 00:21:53,617 THE FAMILY MOVED TO LAS VEGAS, I REMEMBER US MAKING IGLOOS OUT OF 469 00:21:53,617 --> 00:21:57,488 GARBAGE CANS. WE WOULD BE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, 470 00:21:57,488 --> 00:22:00,758 COVER IT WITH SNOW. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY 471 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:03,094 FILTHY AND NOT HYGIENIC, BUT ‐‐ 472 00:22:03,094 --> 00:22:03,427 [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:06,530 WHAT THE HELL, WE DID IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DID. 474 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,766 >> KIDS TODAY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING. 475 00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:12,436 >> Jimmy: GO PLAY IN THE GARBAGE CANS, YOU CHILDREN! 476 00:22:12,436 --> 00:22:15,906 >> PUT THAT DAMN TONGUE ON THOSE POLES! 477 00:22:15,906 --> 00:22:16,307 [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:18,475 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD NOW? 479 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:23,281 >> MY DAUGHTER IS 10 GOING ON 30, YEP. 480 00:22:23,281 --> 00:22:23,614 [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:26,417 >> Jimmy: WE PASSED THE SANTA AGE AND THAT SORT OF THING? 482 00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:30,120 >> OH, SHE SAYS, MOMMY, I KNOW SANTA IS THE GUY THEY HIRE AT 483 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,290 THE MALL EVERY YEAR WHO HAS A BIG STOMACH AND A WHITE BEARD, 484 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,927 DON'T EVEN PLAY THAT WITH ME. 485 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:36,260 [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:39,096 >> Jimmy: DOES SHE STILL MAKE A LIST? IS THERE STILL ‐‐ 487 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:42,433 >> SHE MADE A LIST. AND THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR SHE'S 488 00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:44,134 MADE A LIST. SHE HAD THINGS ON THAT LIST 489 00:22:44,134 --> 00:22:48,806 WHERE I HAD TO SAY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OKAY, GENESIS? 490 00:22:48,806 --> 00:22:51,275 I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU THINK MOMMY HAS. 491 00:22:51,275 --> 00:22:54,778 98% OF THE STUFF ON THIS LIST, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET. 492 00:22:54,778 --> 00:22:55,112 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,715 I DON'T CARE HOW NICE YOU ARE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT iPHONE, 494 00:22:57,715 --> 00:23:00,451 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT CAMERA WITH THE TRIPOD ON IT, YOU'RE 495 00:23:00,451 --> 00:23:04,221 NOT GETTING HALF THE STUFF ON THIS LIST. SO THERE YOU GO. 496 00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:07,024 THAT'S THE KIND OF MOMMY I AM. 497 00:23:07,024 --> 00:23:10,227 >> Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN. I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 498 00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:11,729 WAYS. OTHERWISE THEY DON'T APPRECIATE 499 00:23:11,729 --> 00:23:13,497 IF YOU GIVE THEM TOO MUCH STUFF, RIGHT? 500 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:15,466 >> EXACTLY. I SAID, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH 501 00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:20,738 THAT iPHONE COSTS? $365. YOU HAVE $365? 502 00:23:20,738 --> 00:23:24,875 BECAUSE I'M NOT SPENDING THAT ON A PHONE. THERE YOU GO. 503 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:27,611 >> Jimmy: THEN SHE GOES DOWN TO THE MALL, SHE FINDS SANTA, SHE 504 00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:28,212 APOLOGIZES. THAT'S ALL. 505 00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:33,217 [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:23:33,217 --> 00:23:35,919 HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT IT WASN'T ‐‐ 507 00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:39,023 ACTING WASN'T JUST SOMETHING THAT WAS FUN FOR YOU, BUT IT WAS 508 00:23:39,023 --> 00:23:42,026 SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE GOOD AT, LIKE MAYBE EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO 509 00:23:42,026 --> 00:23:44,695 DO IT FOR A LIVING? 510 00:23:44,695 --> 00:23:48,999 >> WHEN I WAS 14 AND MR. YATES, HE ACTUALLY WAS OUR ENGLISH 511 00:23:48,999 --> 00:23:50,601 TEACHER, BUT ALSO OUR DRAMA COACH. 512 00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:53,871 AND I WAS DOING A PLAY THAT WAS GOING TO BE IN A COMPETITION. 513 00:23:53,871 --> 00:23:56,073 AND HE WAS GIVING ME A DIRECTION IN THIS PLAY. 514 00:23:56,073 --> 00:23:59,643 AND HE WAS LIKE, VIOLA, YOU KNOW WHAT? 515 00:23:59,643 --> 00:24:02,746 IF YOU'D REALLY DO THIS AND GET THIS RIGHT, YOU CAN ACTUALLY 516 00:24:02,746 --> 00:24:06,517 MAKE A LIFE OUT OF THIS. AND I WAS LIKE, OH, REALLY? 517 00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:09,921 AND THAT WAS IT. I SAID, I'M GOING TO BE AN 518 00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:10,254 ACTRESS. 519 00:24:10,254 --> 00:24:11,021 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 520 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:13,557 >> Jimmy: GOOD OLD MR. YATES. 521 00:24:13,557 --> 00:24:15,626 >> IT WAS MY EGO, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. 522 00:24:15,626 --> 00:24:17,761 >> Jimmy: IS MR. YATES SOMEONE YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH? 523 00:24:17,761 --> 00:24:20,831 >> MR. YATES IS SOMEONE I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH. 524 00:24:20,831 --> 00:24:21,799 HE WAS AT MY WEDDING. 525 00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:24,435 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY, WOW. 526 00:24:24,435 --> 00:24:26,170 >> HE AND HIS WIFE WERE AT MY WEDDING. 527 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:30,007 WE HAD 85 PEOPLE THAT I INVITED TO THE WEDDING. 528 00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:36,513 BUT 125 CAME, BECAUSE MY MOM INVITED 40 PEOPLE TO THE WEDDING. 529 00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:37,214 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 530 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:42,086 >> SHE WAS GOING TO THE CASINO. WHEN SHE WOULD GET ON THE BUS, 531 00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:45,756 SHE WOULD SEE A FRIEND OF MINE THAT I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 7 532 00:24:45,756 --> 00:24:48,192 YEARS OLD. YOU KNOW, VIOLA, SHE GETTING 533 00:24:48,192 --> 00:24:51,929 MARRIED, YOU WANT TO COME TO THE WEDDING? 534 00:24:51,929 --> 00:24:54,064 COME ON, THERE'S GOING TO BE LOTS OF FOOD! 535 00:24:54,064 --> 00:25:00,304 THERE WERE 40 PEOPLE THERE, LORI, RAQUEL, ALL THESE PEOPLE I 536 00:25:00,304 --> 00:25:03,340 HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 8 YEARS OLD, MR. YATES WAS ONE OF THEM. 537 00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:05,576 MR. YATES CAME TO THE WEDDING. 538 00:25:05,576 --> 00:25:06,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 539 00:25:06,076 --> 00:25:09,480 >> Jimmy: DID YOU INVITE MR. YATES OR DID YOUR MOM RUN INTO 540 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,414 MR. YATES? 541 00:25:10,414 --> 00:25:13,817 >> I INVITED MR. YATES. BUT I THINK MY MOM COULD HAVE 542 00:25:13,817 --> 00:25:16,520 PUSHED ME TO INVITE MR. YATES' WIFE. 543 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,054 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 544 00:25:17,054 --> 00:25:21,892 >> AND MY OTHER SCIENCE TEACHER, MR. ASSIS. 545 00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:26,864 I THINK SHE MAY HAVE INVITED HIM, SHE SAW HIM AT STOP & SHOP 546 00:25:26,864 --> 00:25:27,965 GROCERY STORE. 547 00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,134 >> Jimmy: YOUR MOTHER COST YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS THAT WEEK. 548 00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:30,601 >> SURE DID. 549 00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:32,102 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 550 00:25:32,102 --> 00:25:35,939 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SEE A CLIP FROM VIOLA'S GREAT NEW 551 00:25:35,939 --> 00:25:37,474 MOVIE "MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM." 552 00:25:37,474 --> 00:25:41,044 VIOLA DAVIS IS WITH US, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 553 00:25:41,044 --> 00:25:44,281 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU 554 00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:46,617 BY PANDORA. PANDORA.COM/HOLIDAY. 555 00:25:53,257 --> 00:25:57,761 >>> BLUES HELP YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING. 556 00:25:57,761 --> 00:26:05,702 YOU GET UP, YOU AIN'T ALONE. SOMETHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. 557 00:26:05,702 --> 00:26:07,471 SOMETHING BEEN ADDED BY THAT SONG. 558 00:26:07,471 --> 00:26:16,413 ♪ 559 00:26:16,413 --> 00:26:19,716 IT WOULD BE THE END OF THE WORLD WITHOUT THE BLUES. 560 00:26:19,716 --> 00:26:24,788 >> Jimmy: THAT IS VIOLA DAVIS AS MA RAINEY. 561 00:26:24,788 --> 00:26:25,289 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 562 00:26:25,289 --> 00:26:28,592 MR. YATES WAS TOTALLY RIGHT, HE WAS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON. 563 00:26:28,592 --> 00:26:28,926 [ LAUGHTER ] 564 00:26:28,926 --> 00:26:32,696 YOU ARE A HELL OF AN ACTOR. I MEAN, YOU BARELY ARE 565 00:26:32,696 --> 00:26:37,367 RECOGNIZABLE IN THE MOVIE. AND YOU ARE SO GOOD AND THE 566 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:41,772 MOVIE IS SO GOOD. WAS IT FUN TO PLAY A CHARACTER 567 00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:44,475 LIKE THAT? A BIG, REAL‐LIFE CHARACTER? 568 00:26:44,475 --> 00:26:47,411 >> I LOVED THE PADDING. THE PADDING HAD THE OPPOSITE 569 00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:48,745 EFFECT ON ME, JIMMY. 570 00:26:48,745 --> 00:26:49,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 571 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:52,649 >> AS SOON AS I PUT THE PADDING ON, I FELT MORE SEXUAL. 572 00:26:52,649 --> 00:26:57,254 I FELT LIKE I OWNED MY BODY. I FELT LIKE MY AUNT JOYCE. 573 00:26:57,254 --> 00:27:02,226 I KEEP MENTIONING MY AUNT JOYCE. MY AUNT JOYCE WAS PROBABLY 300 574 00:27:02,226 --> 00:27:05,729 POUNDS. EVERY TIME SHE CAME TO THE 575 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:07,698 HOUSE, WE WOULD BE READY FOR HER BECAUSE SHE HAD THE LATEST 576 00:27:07,698 --> 00:27:09,032 CLOTHES. YOU COULDN'T TELL HER SHE COULD 577 00:27:09,032 --> 00:27:10,734 NOT FIT INTO THE LATEST FASHIONS. 578 00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:11,068 [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:13,203 AND SHE COULD GET ANY MAN SHE WANTED. 580 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:15,472 SO I WAS LIKE, SHOOT, I'M AUNT JOYCE. 581 00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:18,876 [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:27:18,876 --> 00:27:20,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 583 00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:23,981 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF ACCOLADES FOR THIS 584 00:27:23,981 --> 00:27:27,651 PERFORMANCE. MOST NOTABLY FROM OPRAH HERSELF, 585 00:27:27,651 --> 00:27:32,723 WHO SENT YOU ‐‐ YOU POSTED THIS BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ARRANGEMENT. 586 00:27:32,723 --> 00:27:38,929 AND THE LOVELY NOTE FROM OPRAH, REALLY JUST RAVING ABOUT YOUR 587 00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:40,764 PERFORMANCE. AND CHAMPAGNE AS WELL. 588 00:27:40,764 --> 00:27:44,268 WAS IT GOOD CHAMPAGNE? IT WOULD BE FUNNY IN OPRAH SENT 589 00:27:44,268 --> 00:27:45,469 OUT SOME KIND OF A SPARKLING WINE. 590 00:27:45,469 --> 00:27:49,773 [ LAUGHTER ] 591 00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:56,881 >> IT WAS DOM PERIGNON SPARKLING ROSE. IT WAS EXCELLENT. 592 00:27:56,881 --> 00:27:57,214 [ APPLAUSE ] 593 00:27:57,214 --> 00:28:02,085 I HAVEN'T TAPPED INTO IT YET, I'M TRYING TO PACE MYSELF, JIMMY. 594 00:28:02,085 --> 00:28:04,087 DURING THIS TIME I'VE KNOCKED A LOT BACK. 595 00:28:04,087 --> 00:28:04,555 [ LAUGHTER ] 596 00:28:04,555 --> 00:28:07,558 I'VE KNOCKED A LOT BACK. A LOT OF WINE, A LOT OF 597 00:28:07,558 --> 00:28:11,094 EVERYTHING. YEAH, DOM PERIGNON FOR HER. 598 00:28:11,094 --> 00:28:13,797 SHE'S AN AWESOME GIFT GIVER, AWESOME HUMAN BEING. 599 00:28:13,797 --> 00:28:17,367 >> Jimmy: SHE'S OPRAH. SHE MIGHT NOT BE A HUMAN BEING, 600 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:20,671 SHE MAY BE AN ENTITY THAT IS ABOVE, WATCHING US AND BLESSING 601 00:28:20,671 --> 00:28:26,043 US FROM HEAVEN, I GUESS, OR SANTA BARBARA, ONE OF THOSE. 602 00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:28,245 >> I GET THE OVERFLOW TO HER BEAUTIFUL GENEROSITY. 603 00:28:28,245 --> 00:28:30,714 SHE WAS AT MY WEDDING, ACTUALLY, MY LAST ONE. 604 00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:31,615 I HAD THREE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. 605 00:28:31,615 --> 00:28:35,218 [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:28:35,218 --> 00:28:36,386 [ APPLAUSE ] 607 00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:38,789 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK AT THIS SORT OF THING. 608 00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:41,325 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE FAVORITE TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTRESS. 609 00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:46,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 610 00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:50,200 AND THE LATE, GREAT CHADWICK BOSEMAN, WHO'S UNBELIEVABLY 611 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,172 GREAT IN THIS FILM, IS THE FAVORITE TO WIN BEST ACTOR IN 612 00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:55,505 THIS MOVIE. 613 00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:56,006 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 614 00:28:56,006 --> 00:28:59,109 BOY IS HE SOMETHING ELSE. HE REALLY ‐‐ I MEAN, IT IS JUST 615 00:28:59,109 --> 00:29:02,512 A WONDERFUL THING TO WATCH YOU GUYS IN THIS ONE. 616 00:29:02,512 --> 00:29:06,883 ON CHRISTMAS, WILL YOU OPEN GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 617 00:29:06,883 --> 00:29:08,218 OR DO YOU DO IT IN THE MORNING? 618 00:29:08,218 --> 00:29:13,056 >> JIMMY, I HAVE TO OPEN IT THE MORNING OF CHRISTMAS. 619 00:29:13,056 --> 00:29:15,692 MY HUSBAND'S BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 24th. 620 00:29:15,692 --> 00:29:20,864 HE TOLD ME WHEN HE MET ME, NOT ONLY WAS HE BOWLED AWAY BY ME 621 00:29:20,864 --> 00:29:23,300 AND HE LOVED ME, HE WAS LIKE, I LOVE YOU, BUT. 622 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:27,404 DON'T MIX UP MY BIRTHDAY WITH CHRISTMAS. 623 00:29:27,404 --> 00:29:27,738 [ LAUGHTER ] 624 00:29:27,738 --> 00:29:28,939 THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE RULE, WE CAN'T DO THAT. 625 00:29:28,939 --> 00:29:34,344 AND I WAS LIKE, OH, OKAY, OKAY. I WANT TO KEEP THIS MAN, I'VE 626 00:29:34,344 --> 00:29:37,881 ALREADY TOLD HIM I HAVE BAD CREDIT SO HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S 627 00:29:37,881 --> 00:29:41,685 GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO, I CANNOT MIX HIS BIRTHDAY WITH CHRISTMAS. 628 00:29:41,685 --> 00:29:43,587 SO CHRISTMAS MORNING VERY EARLY. 629 00:29:43,587 --> 00:29:46,056 >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU MAKE SURE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY 630 00:29:46,056 --> 00:29:49,393 CAKE AND TO HAVE PRESENTS WRAPPED IN BIRTHDAY PAPER? 631 00:29:49,393 --> 00:29:52,763 >> I DON'T DO ALL THAT, THE CAKE AND ALL THAT. 632 00:29:52,763 --> 00:29:53,096 >> Jimmy: NO? 633 00:29:53,096 --> 00:29:55,732 >> I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT, I JUST ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I JUST SAY 634 00:29:55,732 --> 00:29:57,701 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART, AND I LOVE YOU." 635 00:29:57,701 --> 00:29:58,135 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? 636 00:29:58,135 --> 00:30:02,439 [ LAUGHTER ] 637 00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:05,308 >> I'VE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND 21 YEARS. I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS. 638 00:30:05,308 --> 00:30:08,011 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT 639 00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,813 COMES UP WITH SOMETHING NEW EVERY YEAR. 640 00:30:09,813 --> 00:30:12,816 I MEAN, I GET HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING AND TELL HIM I LOVE 641 00:30:12,816 --> 00:30:15,919 HIM, AND HE'S GOOD WITH THAT. HE'S ABOUT TO BE 67, HE'S COOL. 642 00:30:15,919 --> 00:30:20,390 >> Jimmy: VIOLA, MAY I JUST SAY, AND YOU TAKE THIS HOWEVER YOU 643 00:30:20,390 --> 00:30:21,792 LIKE. A CAKE IS NOT AN IDEA. IT'S A CAKE. 644 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:26,063 [ LAUGHTER ] 645 00:30:26,063 --> 00:30:26,396 [ APPLAUSE ] 646 00:30:26,396 --> 00:30:27,364 >> YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO ORDER THAT CAKE. 647 00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:30,133 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 648 00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:33,003 >> THAT'S SOME WORK. 649 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:36,873 >> Jimmy: "MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM" IS IN THEATERS AND ON 650 00:30:36,873 --> 00:30:38,241 NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. VIOLA DAVIS, THANK YOU. 651 00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:43,113 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JULIUS. BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAVEED DIGGS! 652 00:30:49,219 --> 00:30:49,853 >> Dicky: NEXT WEEK ON "JIMMY 653 00:30:49,853 --> 00:31:03,533 KIMMEL LIVE" ‐‐ 654 00:31:10,974 --> 00:31:11,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 655 00:31:11,475 --> 00:31:14,678 ♪ 656 00:31:14,678 --> 00:31:17,013 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 657 00:31:17,013 --> 00:31:18,482 MUSIC FROM THE BIRD & THE BEE IS ON THE WAY. 658 00:31:18,482 --> 00:31:20,417 OUR NEXT GUEST EARNED A GRAMMY AND TONY AWARD FOR HIS RUN ON 659 00:31:20,417 --> 00:31:23,053 THE HUMBLE, EQUITY‐WAIVER MUSICAL, "HAMILTON." 660 00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:25,155 [ LAUGHTER ] 661 00:31:25,155 --> 00:31:26,289 IT'S GOOD, GOOGLE IT. NEXT, HE GIVES VOICE ALONGSIDE 662 00:31:26,289 --> 00:31:31,728 JAMIE FOXX TO THE DISNEY‐PIXAR MOVIE, "SOUL." 663 00:31:31,728 --> 00:31:35,832 IT PREMIERES ON DISNEY PLUS ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 664 00:31:35,832 --> 00:31:36,767 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO DAVEED DIGGS. 665 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:40,837 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 666 00:31:40,837 --> 00:31:41,238 HOW ARE YOU? 667 00:31:41,238 --> 00:31:42,706 >> HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY? 668 00:31:42,706 --> 00:31:45,575 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE THINGS? 669 00:31:45,575 --> 00:31:48,545 >> IT'S GOOD. IT'S L. A. IN A COVID CRISIS. 670 00:31:48,545 --> 00:31:49,980 IT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS. 671 00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:52,182 >> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD. PEOPLE ASK HOW IT'S GOING, YOU 672 00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:55,218 FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO, HM, UH ‐‐ 673 00:31:55,218 --> 00:31:57,754 >> I WEAR THIS. THIS IS MY DAY. 674 00:31:57,754 --> 00:31:58,088 [ LAUGHTER ] 675 00:31:58,088 --> 00:31:58,588 THIS IS WHAT GO. 676 00:31:58,588 --> 00:32:02,192 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A STYLISH ONE. THAT'S LIKE A PERMANENT ONE. 677 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:02,826 WE HAVE ‐‐ 678 00:32:02,826 --> 00:32:06,463 >> I'M IN IT FOR 13 HOURS A DAY. IT'S GOT TO BE COMFORTABLE. 679 00:32:06,463 --> 00:32:09,466 >> Jimmy: REALLY, 13 HOURS A DAY YOU'RE WEARING THAT THING? 680 00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:10,200 FOR FUN OR FOR WORK? 681 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:16,640 >> ON SET. NO, THAT'S MY FASHION FASHION 682 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,341 ONE. 683 00:32:17,341 --> 00:32:17,674 [ LAUGHTER ] 684 00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:20,710 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW? 685 00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:26,516 >> WE'RE SHOOTING THIS BLIND SPOT TV SHOW. 686 00:32:26,516 --> 00:32:30,253 >> Jimmy: MAKING A TV SERIES OUT OF THE MOVIE YOU MADE? 687 00:32:30,253 --> 00:32:30,620 >> UH‐HUH. 688 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:33,623 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN, EXCEPT FOR THE HELMET. 689 00:32:33,623 --> 00:32:35,125 >> IT WOULD BE WAY MORE FUN IF IT WASN'T 2020. 690 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:38,228 >> Jimmy: YES. YOU'RE OUR LAST GUEST OF 2020. 691 00:32:38,228 --> 00:32:42,465 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO THIS YEAR? 692 00:32:42,465 --> 00:32:47,437 >> I DON'T KNOW, I THINK, JUST RECYCLE THE CLIP OF THAT 693 00:32:47,437 --> 00:32:51,742 WONDERFUL KID FROM EARLIER. 694 00:32:51,742 --> 00:32:52,075 [ LAUGHTER ] 695 00:32:52,075 --> 00:32:52,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 696 00:32:52,576 --> 00:32:53,577 HE SAID EVERYTHING WE ALL HAVE TO SAY. 697 00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:58,649 >> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE A PART FOR HIM IN THE TV SHOW. 698 00:32:58,649 --> 00:32:58,982 [ LAUGHTER ] 699 00:32:58,982 --> 00:33:00,483 >> I JUST WANT HIM NEXT TO ME. 700 00:33:00,483 --> 00:33:04,120 >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU HAD A SIDEKICK IN REAL LIFE. 701 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,190 >> I WANT IT TO BE HIM JUST TELLING PEOPLE, GET THE 702 00:33:07,190 --> 00:33:09,292 [ BLEEP ] BACK! 703 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:11,895 [ APPLAUSE ] 704 00:33:11,895 --> 00:33:17,567 >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE THE HOLIDAYS LIKE FOR YOU GROWING UP? 705 00:33:17,567 --> 00:33:20,270 >> YOU KNOW, I WAS RAISED JEWISH. 706 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:26,142 BUT LIKE BERKELEY ‐‐ I CALLED IT LAISSEZ FAIRE JUDAISM. 707 00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:29,279 WE SORT OF REMEMBERED WHEN THE HOLIDAYS HAPPENED. 708 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:32,782 AND MY ‐‐ THEN ‐‐ WE OPENED PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS, BUT IT 709 00:33:32,782 --> 00:33:37,120 WAS ALWAYS A THING, BECAUSE MY POPS DROVE A BUS. 710 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,123 AND OFTEN DIDN'T HAVE CHRISTMAS OFF. 711 00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:42,592 AND WE ALSO DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR PRESENTS. 712 00:33:42,592 --> 00:33:45,495 SO EVENTUALLY WE INVENTED ‐‐ WE STOPPED CELEBRATING ANY 713 00:33:45,495 --> 00:33:49,266 TRADITIONAL HOLIDAYS, WE INVENTED A NEW HOLIDAY CALLED 714 00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:50,100 "MEAT FEST." 715 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,835 >> Jimmy: MEAT FEST? OKAY. 716 00:33:51,835 --> 00:33:56,206 >> YEAH, YEAH. IT WAS LIKE A POTLUCK WHERE 717 00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:57,440 EVERYBODY HAD TO BRING A DISH MADE OF MEAT. 718 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,343 [ LAUGHTER ] 719 00:34:00,343 --> 00:34:02,579 IT WAS BASICALLY LIKE A FEAST WITH NO SIDES. 720 00:34:02,579 --> 00:34:06,750 >> Jimmy: I SEE. COULD IT BE ANY KIND OF MEAT? 721 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,885 OR WAS IT BEEF EXCLUSIVELY? WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 722 00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:10,553 >> NO, WHATEVER, AS LONG AS IT USED TO BE ALIVE. 723 00:34:10,553 --> 00:34:12,222 [ LAUGHTER ] 724 00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:12,622 IT WAS FAIR GAME. 725 00:34:12,622 --> 00:34:17,060 [ APPLAUSE ] 726 00:34:17,060 --> 00:34:18,962 >> Jimmy: BOY, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. 727 00:34:18,962 --> 00:34:21,798 I HOPE YOUR FAMILY IS CARRYING ON THIS TRADITION. 728 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:25,201 >> WE HAVEN'T DONE IT IN YEARS, YOU KNOW. 729 00:34:25,201 --> 00:34:28,004 WE'RE SEPARATED BY GREAT DISTANCES AND DON'T OFTEN GET TO 730 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:30,540 GET TOGETHER DURING THE HOLIDAYS. WE TALK ABOUT BRINGING IT BACK. 731 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:33,443 BUT ALSO, SEVERAL FAMILY MEMBERS ARE VEGAN NOW. 732 00:34:33,443 --> 00:34:33,910 >> Jimmy: OH. 733 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:36,313 >> SO THE RULES WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE. 734 00:34:36,313 --> 00:34:39,282 MAYBE YOU CAN IMITATE IT OR SOMETHING. YEAH IT GOT WILD. 735 00:34:39,282 --> 00:34:42,018 IT GOT PRETTY COMPETITIVE. WE WOULD INVITE LOTS OF PEOPLE. 736 00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:45,355 IT BECAME LIKE A THING AMONG MY FRIENDS. 737 00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:48,425 WE ALWAYS HAD IT WHATEVER DAY MY POPS HAD OFF BETWEEN CHRISTMAS 738 00:34:48,425 --> 00:34:50,927 AND NEW YEAR'S. AND SO PEOPLE WEREN'T DOING 739 00:34:50,927 --> 00:34:52,996 ANYTHING. THEY WEREN'T WITH THEIR FAMILIES. 740 00:34:52,996 --> 00:34:57,334 A LOT OF FRIENDS WOULD COME. PEOPLE WOULD TRY TO OUTDO EACH 741 00:34:57,334 --> 00:35:01,171 OTHER. A BOSS OF MINE MADE BEEF WELLINGTON AT ONE TIME, PEOPLE 742 00:35:01,171 --> 00:35:02,372 WERE BRINGING QUAIL AND STUFF. 743 00:35:02,372 --> 00:35:05,575 >> Jimmy: REALLY? WHAT WAS THE BEST MEAT ITEM EVER 744 00:35:05,575 --> 00:35:07,911 SERVED AT MEAT FEST IN ALL YOUR YEARS? 745 00:35:07,911 --> 00:35:11,214 >> OH, MAN. THE WELLINGTON WAS TOUGH TO BEAT. 746 00:35:11,214 --> 00:35:13,150 IT WAS HUGE, TABLE SIZED. 747 00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:13,483 [ LAUGHTER ] 748 00:35:13,483 --> 00:35:16,519 I ALSO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SUCH A THING WAS. 749 00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:20,724 BUT HONESTLY, LIKE MY MOM, WHO HASN'T EATEN MEAT IN YEARS, EVEN 750 00:35:20,724 --> 00:35:23,727 WHILE WE WERE DOING IT DIDN'T REALLY EAT MEAT, SHE JUST DID 751 00:35:23,727 --> 00:35:28,598 THIS FOR US. SHE USED TO MAKE A MEAN TRI TIP, 752 00:35:28,598 --> 00:35:31,401 AND STILL COULD, THOUGH SHE REFUSES TO NOW. 753 00:35:31,401 --> 00:35:31,868 [ LAUGHTER ] 754 00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:33,336 >> Jimmy: VERY NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. 755 00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,338 SHE CENTRAL CALIFORNIA, THE TRI TIP. 756 00:35:35,338 --> 00:35:36,740 >> YEAH, YEAH. 757 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:39,175 >> Jimmy: YOU RELEASED A HANUKKAH SONG THIS YEAR. 758 00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:41,611 AND THERE AREN'T MANY HANUKKAH SONGS. 759 00:35:41,611 --> 00:35:46,516 DID YOU FEEL ONE WAS NEEDED? IS THAT WHY YOU DID THIS? 760 00:35:46,516 --> 00:35:51,254 >> NAH, I DID IT BECAUSE THE DISNEY CHANNEL ASKED. 761 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:54,524 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 762 00:35:54,524 --> 00:35:59,429 >> ASKED MY BAND IF I WOULD WRITE A HANUKKAH SONG. I SAID NO. 763 00:35:59,429 --> 00:36:02,832 THEY SAID, BUT WHY NOT? WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 764 00:36:02,832 --> 00:36:05,869 I'M IN A BAND CALLED CLIPPING. WE'RE GOOD WITH RESTRAINTS, WE 765 00:36:05,869 --> 00:36:08,538 LIKE SETTING UP RULES FOR OURSELVES. OVER THE COURSE OF THE 766 00:36:08,538 --> 00:36:11,408 CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS SONG WE WERE LIKE, WELL, BECAUSE IT 767 00:36:11,408 --> 00:36:19,082 WOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE A KLESMER RAP SONG THAT'S AGE APPROPRIATE 768 00:36:19,082 --> 00:36:22,352 FOR KIDS ‐‐ OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, WE SHOULD PROBABLY 769 00:36:22,352 --> 00:36:23,387 MAKE THIS SONG. 770 00:36:23,387 --> 00:36:23,720 [ LAUGHTER ] 771 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:27,557 >> Jimmy: THE SONG IS CALLED "PUPPY FOR HANUKKAH." 772 00:36:27,557 --> 00:36:30,360 WHICH IS NICE. JEWISH PARENTS WILL SAY, THERE 773 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,597 AREN'T HANUKKAH SONGS OR JUST THE ADAM SANDLER SONG, THE 774 00:36:34,597 --> 00:36:36,766 DREIDEL SONG. NOW YOU'VE RELEASED THIS SONG 775 00:36:36,766 --> 00:36:37,901 THAT REQUIRES THEM TO GET THEIR CHILD A PUPPY. 776 00:36:37,901 --> 00:36:41,604 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:36:41,604 --> 00:36:47,210 >> YEAH. A FRIEND OF MINE TEXTED ME AND S 778 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:49,913 SAID, THOUSANDS OF JEWISH PARENTS ARE CURSING YOU UNDER 779 00:36:49,913 --> 00:36:50,780 THEIR BREATH. 780 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:51,147 [ LAUGHTER ] 781 00:36:51,147 --> 00:36:52,749 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, RIGHT? 782 00:36:52,749 --> 00:36:54,250 >> HAPPY HANUKKAH. 783 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:57,687 >> Jimmy: IT WAS ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN 784 00:36:57,687 --> 00:37:01,357 THIS LIVE‐ACTION FILM OF "THE LITTLE MERMAID" PLAYING 785 00:37:01,357 --> 00:37:01,692 SEBASTIAN THE CRAB. 786 00:37:01,692 --> 00:37:02,025 >> YEAH. 787 00:37:02,025 --> 00:37:04,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 788 00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:06,863 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS NOT KOSHER. BUT EXCITING, YES? 789 00:37:06,863 --> 00:37:08,231 >> IT IS. IT IS. 790 00:37:08,231 --> 00:37:10,333 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THAT MOVIE CAME OUT? 791 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:15,472 >> I MUST HAVE ‐‐ WHAT WAS THAT, '91? '92? SO I WAS LIKE 9? 792 00:37:15,472 --> 00:37:17,340 8, 9, 10 YEARS OLD? SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 793 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:18,808 I REMEMBER GOING TO SEE IT IN THE THEATERS. 794 00:37:18,808 --> 00:37:23,780 I REMEMBER LINING UP AT THE GRAND LAKE THEATER TO SEE IT. 795 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:26,483 IN LIKE A LINE FULL OF KIDS. I STILL HAVE THIS MEMORY. 796 00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:31,387 SO IT'S WILD FOR ME, BECAUSE WE ALSO PREMIERED "BLIND SPOTTING" 797 00:37:31,387 --> 00:37:35,058 AT THE GRAND LAKE, WHICH WAS THE NEXT TIME I EVER STOOD IN A LINE 798 00:37:35,058 --> 00:37:37,060 THERE. A NICE FULL‐CIRCLE MOMENT FOR ME. 799 00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:40,063 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD TO STAND IN LINE AT YOUR OWN MOVIE? 800 00:37:40,063 --> 00:37:40,463 WHAT'S GOING ON? 801 00:37:40,463 --> 00:37:44,468 >> YEAH, YEAH, NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS. 802 00:37:44,468 --> 00:37:44,801 [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:37:44,801 --> 00:37:48,838 >> Jimmy: LIN‐MANUEL MIRANDA WAS ON OUR SHOW, TOLD US AT ONE TIME 804 00:37:48,838 --> 00:37:53,743 HE NAMED HIS SON SEBASTIAN BECAUSE OF "THE LITTLE MERMAID." 805 00:37:53,743 --> 00:37:56,480 >> HE REALLY LIKES THAT MOVIE A LOT. 806 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:56,813 [ LAUGHTER ] 807 00:37:56,813 --> 00:37:59,082 >> Jimmy: YEAH. HE'S A PRODUCER ON THIS MOVIE, 808 00:37:59,082 --> 00:37:59,482 RIGHT? 809 00:37:59,482 --> 00:38:02,919 >> HE IS. HE'S WRITTEN SOME LYRICS FOR IT. 810 00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:07,757 THERE'S SOME NEW SONGS IN IT. YEAH. 811 00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:12,162 WATCHING LIN AND ALAN MAIN KIN TOGETHER IS LIKE A REALLY 812 00:38:12,162 --> 00:38:12,996 SPECIAL KIND OF NERD CANDY. 813 00:38:12,996 --> 00:38:16,499 [ LAUGHTER ] 814 00:38:16,499 --> 00:38:21,104 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALSO IN THIS ‐‐ IN THE MOVIE "SOUL" WHICH IS A 815 00:38:21,104 --> 00:38:25,275 DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE. I WATCHED THIS WITH MY KIDS, 816 00:38:25,275 --> 00:38:27,944 THEY REALLY ENJOYED IT. WITH JAMIE FOXX. 817 00:38:27,944 --> 00:38:30,346 WERE YOU ‐‐ I DON'T WANT TO SAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I 818 00:38:30,346 --> 00:38:32,382 THINK A LITTLE BIT WOULD GET RUINED IF WE DO. 819 00:38:32,382 --> 00:38:35,385 WERE YOU IN THE HIGH SCHOOL BAND AS A KID? 820 00:38:35,385 --> 00:38:39,389 >> I WAS. YEAH. I PLAYED SAXOPHONE. 821 00:38:39,389 --> 00:38:41,224 I PLAY ED ALTO SACK FOR A NUMBE OF YEARS. 822 00:38:41,224 --> 00:38:45,128 I PLAYED IN THE JAZZ ENSEMBLE AT BERKELEY HIGH SCHOOL. 823 00:38:45,128 --> 00:38:47,597 YEAH, WHICH WAS FULL OF REALLY GREAT PLAYERS. 824 00:38:47,597 --> 00:38:54,671 LIKE IF YOU KNOW YOUR JAZZ ‐‐ I PLAYED WITH AMBROSE AKAMUSRI, 825 00:38:54,671 --> 00:38:58,875 JONATHAN FINLAYSON, PEOPLE WHO HAD MONSTROUS CAREERS IN JAZZ, 826 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:02,979 THEN ME, HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, IN THIRD CHAIR ALTO. 827 00:39:02,979 --> 00:39:06,282 >> Jimmy: THIRD CHAIR? IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE THIRD 828 00:39:06,282 --> 00:39:07,884 CHAIR, MIGHT AS WELL BE BEHIND GUYS LIKE THAT, I GUESS. 829 00:39:07,884 --> 00:39:10,820 >> YEAH, YEAH. I WAS THE FLASHY DRESSER OF THE 830 00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:12,522 BUNCH. I ALSO RUINED THE PICTURES. 831 00:39:12,522 --> 00:39:14,824 I RUINED THE SONGS AND THE PHOTOS. 832 00:39:14,824 --> 00:39:15,158 [ LAUGHTER ] 833 00:39:15,158 --> 00:39:19,462 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE. THE MOVIE IS CALLED "SOUL" 834 00:39:19,462 --> 00:39:21,497 COMING TO DISNEY PLUS ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 835 00:39:21,497 --> 00:39:25,168 GATHER THE CHILDREN AROUND AND WATCH IT. 836 00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:28,004 DAVEED DIGGS, EVERYBODY! 837 00:39:28,004 --> 00:39:28,504 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 838 00:39:28,504 --> 00:39:31,374 BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE BIRD AND THE BEE WITH DAVE GROHL! 839 00:39:31,374 --> 00:39:33,009 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 840 00:39:33,009 --> 00:39:35,645 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 841 00:39:43,253 --> 00:39:47,557 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 842 00:39:47,557 --> 00:39:51,494 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 843 00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:53,029 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK VIOLA DAVIS AND DAVEED DIGGS, 844 00:39:53,029 --> 00:39:56,232 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST, 845 00:39:56,232 --> 00:39:57,533 THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "PUT UP THE LIGHTS" WITH THE 846 00:39:57,533 --> 00:40:00,236 CLASSIC "LITTLE DRUMMER BOY," AND A DRUMMER BOY NAMED 847 00:40:00,236 --> 00:40:02,505 DAVE GROHL, THE BIRD AND THE BEE! 848 00:40:02,505 --> 00:40:06,476 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 849 00:40:09,214 --> 00:40:09,579 ♪ 850 00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:18,488 ♪ 851 00:40:18,488 --> 00:40:20,590 ♪ COME THEY TOLD ME 852 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:26,529 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM A NEWBORN KING TO SEE 853 00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:31,701 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 854 00:40:31,701 --> 00:40:33,469 ♪ OUR FINEST GIFTS WE BRING 855 00:40:33,469 --> 00:40:41,411 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM TO LAY BEFORE THE KING 856 00:40:41,411 --> 00:40:42,011 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 857 00:40:42,011 --> 00:40:45,415 ♪ RUM PUM PUM PUM 858 00:40:45,415 --> 00:40:51,254 RUM PUM PUM PUM SO TO HONOR HIM 859 00:40:51,254 --> 00:40:57,460 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 860 00:40:57,460 --> 00:41:06,069 ♪ WHEN WE COME 861 00:41:06,069 --> 00:41:07,303 ♪ RUM PUM PUM PUM 862 00:41:07,303 --> 00:41:12,875 RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PUM 863 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:21,451 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 864 00:41:21,451 --> 00:41:23,152 ♪ LITTLE BABY 865 00:41:23,152 --> 00:41:27,123 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM I AM A POOR BOY TOO ♪ 866 00:41:27,123 --> 00:41:33,096 ♪ PA RUM PUM PUM PUM 867 00:41:33,096 --> 00:41:37,867 I HAVE NO GIFT TO BRING PA RUM PUM PUM PUM 868 00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:40,269 THAT'S FIT TO ♪ 869 00:41:40,269 --> 00:41:42,872 ♪ GIVE A KING 870 00:41:42,872 --> 00:41:48,544 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 871 00:41:48,544 --> 00:41:51,180 ♪ SHALL I PLAY FOR YOU 872 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:57,487 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM 873 00:41:57,487 --> 00:42:06,562 ME AND MY DRUM ♪ 874 00:42:06,562 --> 00:42:08,231 ♪ RUM PUM PUM PUM 875 00:42:08,231 --> 00:42:15,571 RUM PUM PUM PUM PA RUM PUM PUM PUM 876 00:42:15,571 --> 00:42:19,242 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 877 00:42:19,242 --> 00:42:20,777 ♪ MARY NODDED 878 00:42:20,777 --> 00:42:26,682 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM THE OX AND LAMB KEPT TIME 879 00:42:26,682 --> 00:42:31,521 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 880 00:42:31,521 --> 00:42:37,460 ♪ I PLAYED MY DRUM FOR HIM 881 00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:39,495 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM I PLAYED MY BEST FOR HIM 882 00:42:39,495 --> 00:42:43,499 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 883 00:42:43,499 --> 00:42:45,268 ♪ RUM PUM PUM PUM 884 00:42:45,268 --> 00:42:49,205 RUM PUM PUM PUM THEN HE SMILED AT ME ♪ 885 00:42:49,205 --> 00:42:55,244 ♪ PA RUM PUM PUM PUM 886 00:42:55,244 --> 00:43:03,853 ME AND MY DRUM ♪ 887 00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:05,988 ♪ RUM PUM PUM PUM 888 00:43:05,988 --> 00:43:09,859 RUM PUM PUM PUM RUM PUM PUM PUM 889 00:43:09,859 --> 00:43:22,073 PA RUM PUM PUM PUM ♪ 890 00:43:22,073 --> 00:43:22,438 ♪ 891 00:43:22,438 --> 00:43:38,521 ♪ 892 00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:41,457 ♪