♪ BA‐DA‐BA
♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
BACK AT HOME!
>> Jimmy: HI, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
COMING TO YOU FROM MY HOUSE, AGAIN.
WE WILL BE HERE FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS.
WHICH IS NOT GREAT, BUT NOT TERRIBLE EITHER.
AT LEAST I'M CLOSE TO THE REFRIGERATOR.
AND HERE, NOBODY STEALS MY LUNCH. WE HAD A BIG ELECTION TODAY IN
GEORGIA, WE HAVE A POSSIBLE SHOWDOWN BREWING BETWEEN
DONALD TRUMP AND VICE POODLE MIKE PENCE.
AND WE WILL GET TO ALL OF THAT, BUT FIRST I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE
BIG STORY IS IN MY HOUSE. TOYS. WE HAVE A LOT OF TOYS.
AND SOME OF THEM I'VE GROWN TO HATE.
TWO IN PARTICULAR WERE GIFT FOR OUR KIDS FROM MY VERY
WELL‐MEANING COUSIN, MICKI, WHO SEEMS TO BE DOING HER GIFT
SHOPPING IN HELL. I'LL START WITH THIS ITEM, WHICH
COMBINES TWO OF MY SON'S FAVORITE THINGS.
CARS AND DINOSAURS. WHICH SOUNDS GOOD.
BUT LET ME JUST TURN THIS ON HERE.
[ ROARING ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HEAR THAT NOISE, THAT DINOSAUR NOISE?
IT DOES THE NOISE THREE TIMES.
♪
THEN IT GOES INTO THIS LITTLE SONG THAT I NOW HEAR IN MY
DREAMS. AND I ASSUME SOMEONE SAT DOWN AT
A KEYBOARD AND WROTE IT.
♪ DA DA DA
USUALLY ‐‐ IT'S NOT MOVING. OH, YEAH.
IT HAS A HUMAN CENTIPEDE‐TYPE ACTION WHERE THE LITTLE
DINOSAURS GO UP THE BIG DINOSAUR'S BUTT THEN COME OUT
HIS MOUTH. AND IT JUST KEEPS GOING.
♪ DA DA DA
RAWR! RAWR! OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON A
20‐SECOND LOOP UNTIL YOU GO INSANE.
AND I ACTUALLY PUT SOME TAPE OVER IT.
HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF? TURN THIS ‐‐ THERE'S NO VOLUME
BUTTON TO LOWER IT. I HAD TO ‐‐ ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KILLED THE ORIGINAL DINOSAURS BUT I DO KNOW
THAT ONE IS DEAD. MICKI ALSO GIVE US SOME FESTIVE
HOLIDAY PHONE, THIS SANTA HOTLINE.
YOU KNOW HOW KIDS LOVELAND LINE PHONES.
NOW THIS PHONE YOU DON'T TURN ON. IF YOU TURN THE PHONE ON, THAT
WOULD MEAN YOU CAN TURN IT OFF, WHICH YOU CANNOT.
THE ONLY WAY TO TURN THIS PHONE OFF IS BY GETTING A PHILLIPS
HEAD SCREW DRIVER AND TAKING THE BATTERIES OUT OF THE BOTTOM, AND
THAT'S FUN TOO. WAIT A MINUTE, THERE IS AN
ON/OFF THING ON THIS. OH, ALL RIGHT.
OH, THE ON/OFF SWITCH DOESN'T WORK, OKAY.
THAT'S EVEN MORE DIABOLICAL. ANYWAY. IF YOU PICK THIS UP ‐‐
>> SORRY I CAN'T ANSWER THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS, I'VE GOT A LOT OF COOKING TO DO.
>> Jimmy: YES.
♪
>> YOU'VE REACHED THE NORTH POLE REINDEER STABLES.
>> HIYA, YOU'VE REACHED THE HEAD ELF AT SANTA'S WORKSHOP.
>> Jimmy: THE THING IS, THIS WON'T GO OFF.
IT KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN
DO ABOUT IT. ALTHOUGH NOW THAT I SEE THIS,
MAYBE I WAS ‐‐ ANYWAY, MY KIDS LOVE THESE LITTLE PLASTIC
NIGHTMARES. SEE, IT WON'T GO OFF. I'M HANGING IT UP, AND IT WON'T
GO OFF. THANK YOU, COUSIN MICKI, IS WHAT
I WANTED TO SAY. I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT TO BE
A PRANK, BUT IT WAS A VERY GOOD PRANK. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THESE
MIND‐RAVAGING SOUNDS, MY WISH FOR YOU IS THAT THESE NOISES
YOU'RE HEARING RIGHT NOW FILL YOUR HEAD FROM NOW TO ETERNITY.
ANYWAY, IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO OWN ONE OF THESE FABULOUS ITEMS,
THEY'LL BE IN THE RECYCLING BIN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S PLEASE GET RID OF THIS
THING, ALL RIGHT? LET'S CHECK IN WITH GUILLERMO,
SEE HOW HE'S DOING.
>> Guillermo: DOING GREAT, JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: NOW WHAT IS YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
DO YOU HAVE ONE?
>> Guillermo: HA HA HA! EVERY YEAR I HAVE THREE, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, TILT OVER TO THE SIDE JUST A LITTLE BIT.
I'M THINKING MAYBE YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, ONE OF THE
THREE, SHOULD BE TO TAKE YOUR TREE DOWN SOMETIME.
>> Guillermo: OH. MAYBE I WILL DO IT IN THE
WEEKEND. WANT TO HEAR MY THREE RESOLUTIONS?
>> Jimmy: YES, I DO.
>> Guillermo: OKAY. EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME THING.
THE FIRST ONE IS TO LOSE WEIGHT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> Guillermo: THAT NEVER HAPPENS.
THE SECOND ONE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. TO HAVE MORE SEX.
THAT NEVER HAPPENS EITHER. SO THE THIRD ONE IS TO BE A
BETTER PERSON.
>> Jimmy: TO BE A BETTER PERSON? AND DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE A
BETTER PERSON THIS YEAR THAN YOU WERE LAST YEAR?
>> Guillermo: YEAH, I'M TRYING, YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TRYING, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, I THINK. SEX IS NUMBER TWO.
THEN FORGET ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT. I LIKE YOU FAT, OKAY?
>> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. SO WE'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU
TOMORROW. THE MAIN EVENT TODAY WAS THE
RUNOFF ELECTION IN GEORGIA. EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S A LOT AT
STAKE. IF THE DEMOCRATS WIN BOTH SEATS,
THEY'LL GET CONTROL OF THE SENATE.
IF THEY DON'T, WE'VE GOT AT LEAST TWO MORE YEARS OF THIS
LUMPY‐FACED SON OF A MITCH. BECAUSE THE VOTE IS EXPECTED TO
BE CLOSE, IT'S UNLIKELY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FINAL RESULTS
TONIGHT, WHICH MEANS THE REPUBLICANS WILL HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL TOMORROW TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT THIS ELECTION THEY WERE
IN CHARGE OF WAS RIGGED TOO. WHATEVER HAPPENS, I DO WANT TO
SAY THIS. NO POLITICIAN, MAYBE NO HUMAN
BEING EVER, HAS EMAILED ME MORE TIMES AND WITH MORE URGENCY THAN
JON OSSOFF. THESE ARE REAL EMAILS I GOT FROM
THE OSSOFF CAMPAIGN. A FRACTION OF THEM.
I MUST HAVE GOT TEN A DAY. WE'RE CHOKING BACK TEARS, KIMMEL.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF MONEY. KIMMEL, WE'RE ON OUR HANDS AND
KNOWS. KIMMEL, EVERYTHING IS FALLING
APART. IF HE DOESN'T WIN, SOMEBODY
NEEDS TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, BECAUSE I'M WORRIED.
OSSOFF WAS UP AGAINST THE INCUMBENT REPUBLICAN SENATOR
DAVID PERDUE. THE OTHER RACE WAS BETWEEN
RAPHAEL WARNOCK AND SENATOR KELLY LOEFFLER.
THIS IS KELLY LOEFFLER. HER HUSBAND OWNS THE NEW YORK
STOCK EXCHANGE. HER NET WORTH IS AROUND $1
BILLION, WHICH MAKES HER THE WEALTHIEST MEMBER OF CONGRESS.
FOR SOME REASON, WHEN SHE'S CAMPAIGNING, SHE DRESSES LIKE
THERE WAS A ST. PATRICK'S DAY SALE AT LINENS AND THINGS.
KELLY LOEFFLER ALSO OWNS ATLANTA'S WNBA TEAM.
AND THIS IS A PICTURE THAT THE PLAYERS ON THE TEAM POSED WEAR
"VOTE WARNOCK" SHIRTS, HER OPPONENT.
NOTHING PERSONAL, BOSS, WE JUST DON'T LIKE YOU.
LAST NIGHT THE DEVVIL CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA, HE WAS LOOKING FOR A
VOTE TO STEAL. DONALD TRUMP WAS IN TOWN
SUPPOSEDLY TO SUPPORT THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES.
BUT REALLY, HE WAS JUST THERE TO BE TRUTHLESS TO THE TIDLESS.
CAN YOU GUESS HOW LONG IT TOOK HIM TO MENTION THE ELECTION WAS
RIGGED AGAINST HIM? LET'S COUNT THE SECONDS TOGETHER.
>> I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO, GEORGIA.
BY THE WAY, THERE'S NO WAY WE LOST GEORGIA.
>> Jimmy: DING DING DING, A NEW RECORD, 7 SECONDS.
4 SECONDS LONGER THAN HE LASTED WITH STORMY DANIELS, SO THAT'S
SOMETHING. YELTON JOHN PLAYED ALL THE HITS
INCLUDING THIS SMASH HIT SINGLE FROM BACK IN 2016.
>> THE MOST UNHAPPY PERSON RIGHT NOW ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED
STATES IS HILLARY CLINTON. BECAUSE SHE'S ASKING THE
DEMOCRAT PARTY, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU DO THIS FOR ME?
>> LOCK HER UP, LOCK HER UP!
>> TRUE. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT FOR ME?
>> LOCK HER UP, LOCK HER UP!
>> Jimmy: STILL WITH THE LOCK HER ‐‐ I HOPE THAT WHEN HE
FINALLY GOES TO PRISON, HILLARY HAS A RALLY OUTSIDE IT.
LOCK I UP? SEE YOU IN EIGHT TO 11 YEARS,
PAL. I HOPE YOUR CELLMATE ISN'T A CHUBBY CHASER.
TRUMP WENT THROUGH ALL THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, DUG BACK UP
THE WIDELY DEBUNKED CLAIM THAT HIS BALLOTS WERE THROWN IN THE
RIVER.
>> I HATED IT, KELLY, WHEN WE GOT BALLOTS IN FROM THE MILITARY
WITH TRUMP ALL OVER IT AND THEY GOT THROWN INTO A RIVER.
YOU SAW THAT. THEY THREW BALLOTS INTO A RIVER
FROM THE MILITARY WITH MY NAME ALL OVER.
WE WANT TRUMP, BOOM, GOES INTO THE RIVER.
THAT WAS JUST ONE OF MANY INSTANCES OF PROBLEM.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS JUST ONE OF MANY INSTANCES OF PROBLEM.
BIG PROBLEM. PROBLEM BAD MANY TIMES.
THIS IS A BIG ONE FOR TRUMP. HE BROUGHT THE WHOLE DUMB FAMILY
WITH HIM. BEFORE DADDY DONALD TOOK THE
STAGE, THE FRAUDIGAL SON GOT TO WORK.
>> YOU SAW LAST WEEK HE COULDN'T GET OSSOFF'S NAME RIGHT, HE SAID
SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE HE IS. BUT HE DEFINITELY GOT A LOT MORE
VOTES THAN BARACK OBAMA DID IN '08, RIGHT?
WE ALL BELIEVE THAT, RIGHT?
[ BOOING ]
NO ONE'S THAT STUPID. NO ONE'S THAT STUPID, FOLKS.
>> Jimmy: WELL. I COULD THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO
IS.
>> I SEE SOME OF THESE SUPPOSED REPUBLICANS OUT THERE SAYING,
OH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THE GAME IS PLAYED.
I'M GOING TO TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME. AND WE SHOULDN'T GO VOTE.
I GO, WHAT?
IT IS THE DUMBEST STATEMENT MADE IN THE HISTORY OF POLITICS WHEN
YOU'RE AT A DISADVANTAGE. YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO
HOME, YOU GET OUT THERE AND YOU FIGHT HARDER!
>> Jimmy: SPOKEN LIKE A BOY WHOSE DAD NEVER PLAYED CATCH
WITH HIM EVER. IT WAS QUITE A NIGHT.
WE MIGHT NOT SEE TOO MANY OF THESE IN THE FUTURE.
BUT IF WE KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER, CAMPAIGNS AREN'T ABOUT WINNING
OR LOSING, THEY'RE ABOUT THE INCOHERENT RALLIES YOU HAVE
ALONG THE WAY AND THE MEMORIES THAT LIVE ON IN YOUR
ENTERTAINMENT HUTCH FOREVER.
>> THE MAGA TRAIN MAY HAVE DERAILED.
BUT YOU CAN RELIVE THE GREAT AGAIN.
WITH PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP'S OFFICIAL "MAGA RALLY" DVD BOX
SET. FOUR YEARS OF SPEECHES IN ONE
MAGA‐NIFICENT COLLECTION.
>> IS THERE ANY PLACE MORE FUN THAN A TRUMP RALLY, RIGHT?
>> NO! WHETHER YOU'RE POOLEY EDUCATED ‐‐
>> I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED.
>> OR AFRICAN‐AMERICAN ‐‐
>> LOOK AT MY AFRICAN‐AMERICAN OVER HERE.
>> OR JUST PLAIN FAT ‐‐
>> THAT GUY'S GOT A SERIOUS WEIGHT PROBLEM.
>> RELIVE THE DANCING, THE DISSING ‐‐
>> LINDSEY GRAHAM ‐‐
>> THE MOCKING.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER!
>> MORE THAN 10,000 HOURS OF THICK‐HEADED PATRIOTISM.
SO MANY DVDs, YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN WALL.
>> WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR IT?
>> MEXICO!
>> WATCH HIM MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>> LIKE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, I'LL TELL YOU.
>> AND AGAIN.
>> GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF!
>> AND AGAIN.
>> I'LL KISS THE GUYS AND THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
>> AND AGAIN.
>> PEOPLE HAVE TO FLUSH THEIR TOILET 15 TIMES.
>> BING BING BONG BONG BING BING B BING.
>> BOOM, DONALD TRUMP'S "MAGA RALLY" BOX SET FOR ONE EASY
PAYMENT OF $130,000.
>> COMES OUT TOMORROW, GO BUY IT.
>> Jimmy: I'LL PURCHASE THAT. PROTESTS IN WASHINGTON, D. C.
TODAY AHEAD OF TOMORROW'S VOTE CERTIFICATION IN CONGRESS.
THE GLOVES WERE OFF AND SO WERE THE MASKS AT THIS RALLY.
A REAL DIPWIT NAMED CLAY CLARK TOOK THE STAGE TO CONVINCE THE
HARD‐CORE MEMBERS OF TRUMP'S CULT TO KILL THEMSELVES ONCE AND
FOR ALL.
>> WHO HERE IS UP TO THE TASK OF NOT WEARING A MASK?
COVID IS NOT DEADLY. THE PCR TESTS WERE FAKE.
AND THE TREATMENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK ARE BEING KEPT FROM YOU FOR
FAKE REASONS. TURN TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU,
GIVE THEM A HUG. SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW.
GO HUG SOMEBODY. SPREAD IT OUT, MASS SPREADER.
IT'S A MASS SPREADER EVENT. IT'S A MASS SPREADER EVENT.
IT'S A MASS SPREADER EVENT!
>> Jimmy: GREAT. IT'S A MASS SPREADER EVENT.
NOW EVERYBODY COME UP AND GRAB A TIDE POD, LET'S EAT!
THE STUPIDITY IS BREATHTAKING. LITERALLY.
MANY OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL BE ON A VENTILATOR SOON.
AND TOMORROW'S THE BIG ONE. THE MILLION MORON MARCH IS
TOMORROW. PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE'LL BE
THERE. OF COURSE HE WILL. TRUMP STILL HAS A LOT OF
SUPPORTERS. HE STILL HAS PLENTY OF TALKING
HEADS WHO EAGERLY PEDDLE THESE COCKAMAMIE CLAIMS THAT THE
ELECTION WAS STOLEN. BUT NONE ARE MORE BLINDLY LOYAL
TO THIS CAUSE THAN A CRAZY OLD WOMAN NAMED LOU DOBBS.
>> WE'RE EIGHT WEEKS FROM THE ELECTION, AND WE STILL DON'T
HAVE VERIFIABLE, TANGIBLE
SUPPORT FOR THE CRIMES THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WERE COMMITTED.
THAT IS, DEFRAUDING OTHER CITIZENS WHO VOTED WITH
FRAUDULENT VOTES. WE KNOW THAT'S THE CASE IN
NEVADA, WE KNOW IT'S THE CASE IN PENNSYLVANIA AND A NUMBER OF
OTHER STATES. BUT WE HAVE HAD A DEVIL OF A
TIME FINDING ACTUAL PROOF.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. RIGHT. EVERYBODY KNOWS CRIMES WERE
COMMITTED, WE JUST CAN'T FIND ACTUAL PROOF.
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP US FROM TEARING THIS COUNTRY APART.
AT LEAST A DOZEN REPUBLICAN SENATORS AND ABOUT 140
REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE ARE PLANNING TO OBJECT TO CERTIFYING
THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION TOMORROW.
IT'S A MOVE THAT WILL CERTAINLY FAIL.
THE ONLY QUESTION NOW IS, WHAT IS MIKE PENCE GOING TO DO ABOUT
IT? PENCE IS IN A PICKLE BECAUSE THE
VICE PRESIDENT IS THE ONE WHO OFFICIALLY DECLARES THE WINNER.
AND BOSS BABY IS PRESSURING PENCE TO SAY HE'S THE WINNER.
WHICH MAKES NO SENSE. BY THAT LOGIC, AL GORE COULD
HAVE DECLARED HIMSELF TO BE PRESIDENT.
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP TRUMP FROM TWEETING "THE VICE PRESIDENT HAS
THE POWER TO REJECT FRAUDULENTLY CHOSEN ELECTORS."
WHICH IS, AGAIN, NOT TRUE. THE VICE PRESIDENT'S ROLE IS
CEREMONIAL. IT'S LIKE THE OSCARS. HE BASICALLY OPENS THE ENVELOPE
AND ANNOUNCES THE NAME. BUT TRUMP WANTS THEM TO PULL A
"LA LA LAND." AND MIKE PENCE IS NOW IN A TIGHT
SPOT. THEY HAD LUNCH TODAY, TRUMP AND
PENCE, WHICH MUST HAVE BEEN FUN. SOMETHING TELLS ME TOMORROW
MORNING, SOME VERY IMPORTANT SPACE FORCE BUSINESS IS GOING TO
COME UP THAT MIKE PENCE HAS TO DEAL WITH PERSONALLY.
WHAT, THERE'S TROUBLE ON MARS? I'M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, I
CAN'T GO TO THE CERTIFICATION. COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW SWEET IT'S
GOING TO BE WHEN AFTER YEARS OF MIKE PENCE KISSING THE
PRESIDENT'S KENTUCKY FRIED ASS LIKE A ROTTWEILER LICKS A ROAST
BEEF, TRUMP TURNS ON HIM AT THE LAST MINUTE?
POOR MIKE PENCE, HE HASN'T BEEN THIS STRESSED OUT SINCE THE TIME
HE SAW A WOMAN IN SHORT SLEEVES. THIS WAS ANOTHER GOOD ONE FROM
THE FAMILY TRUMP. YESTERDAY, IVANKA POSTED A
SELFIE ON HER WAY TO GEORGIA WITH PRESI‐DADDY ON AIR FORCE
ONE. HE'S TWEETING. IT'S A WEIRD PHOTO BUT THE
WEIRDEST THING IS WHO SHE TAGGED. SHE TAGGED KELLY LEVELLY, DAVID
PERDUE, DAN CO VINO, THE GOP, AND MEATLOAF, THE SINGER.
NO REASON THAT ANYONE EXPLAINED. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT WAS A
SUBTLE WAY OF TELLING HER FATHER SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE BUT
SHE WON'T DO THAT. BUT WE HAVE A LOT TO LOOK
FORWARD TO TOMORROW. IN THE MEANTIME, I'M AT HOME
HUNKERED DOWN. HOPEFULLY YOU ARE TOO.
AND WE'VE LEARNED A LOT DURING THIS PANDEMIC.
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I'VE LEARNED FROM INTERVIEWING PEOPLE
WHO ARE WEARING MASKS IS THAT WE ARE ENTIRELY IN CONTROL OF WHAT
THEY SAY. WE REALIZE THAT WHEN URYOUR
MOUTH IS COVERED, IT'S VERY EASY TO SWAP PEOPLE'S VOICES.
AND THAT GAVE BIRTH TO A NEW FEATURE WE CALL "MASKING
QUESTIONS."
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
>> WORK. TAKE PHOTOS.
>> BEN WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
>> PLAY IN MY BACKYARD, PLAY WITH MY DOGS A LOT.
>> IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD DO?
>> CHILDREN'S RIGHTS.
>> DANIELA, IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT'S THE FIRST
THING YOU WOULD DO?
>> BUY ME A LAMBORGHINI.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS?
>> CHIPS. COOKIES.
>> WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS?
>> I LIKE CHEESECAKE. I LIKE CHEESECAKE OVERALL, MY
FAVORITE.
>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?
>> ORANGE JUICE.
>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?
>> I LIKE TEQUILA ON THE ROCKS.
>> WHAT'S THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?
>> "DIARY OF A WIMPY KID."
>> WHAT'S THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?
>> "FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY."
>> WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING STRESSED OUT?
HOW DO YOU RELAX?
>> I PROBABLY JUST GO IN MY ROOM.
I JUST SIT THERE, PLAY WITH MY iPAD.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX WHEN YOU'RE FEELING STRESSED OUT?
>> HONESTLY? SMOKE WEED.
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
>> I LIKE TO DO PICTURE VIDEOS.
>> WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
>> I PRETEND TO BE A DINOSAUR.
>> ASHLEY, HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?
>> I DON'T HAVE ONE.
>> DALTON, HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?
>> IT'S GOOD.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
>> WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
>> HE'S AN ELECTRICIAN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THANKS, FOLKS.
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. ELIZABETH OLSEN IS WITH US.
MUSIC FROM YUNGBLUD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JIM
PARSONS, SO STAY WITH US, WILL YOU?
♪
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MARVEL
SERIES FROM DISNEY PLUS, ELIZABETH OLSEN IS WITH US.
WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE NEVER BEFORE SEEN CLIP OF WANDAVISION
TO SHARE WITH YOU, SO ALERT THE NERDS.
LATER, HIS NEW ALBUM IS TITLED "WEIRD! ." MUSIC FROM YUNGBLUD.
TOMORROW NIGHT, REGINA KING AND JAKE TAPPER OF CNN WILL JOIN
US WITH MUSIC FROM BEST COAST. AND THURSDAY, TESSA THOMPSON,
PAUL BETTANY, AND MUSIC FROM STEVE EARLE.
LONG BEFORE A DOCTOR NAMED FAUCI, OUR FIRST GUEST WAS
AMERICA'S MOST BELOVED SCIENTIST, AS SHELDON ON
"THE BIG BANG THEORY." HIS LATEST PROJECT IS THE
NETFLIX ADAPTATION OF "THE BOYS IN THE BAND."
SAY HELLO TO JIM PARSONS. HI, JIM.
>> HI, JIMMY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
I SAW YOU AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS LOCKDOWN.
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: QUARANTINE, WHATEVER. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, BOTH BACK
IN OUR HOMES.
>> YEAH. I CAN'T DECIDE IF ‐‐ I CAN'T
DECIDE IF IT'S STRANGER OR MORE NORMALIZED.
THE NORMALITY IS WHAT FEELS STRANGE TO ME.
LIKE, THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL, I DO INTERVIEWS FROM MY HOME NOW.
>> Jimmy: A LOT OF IT IS EASIER, THEN IT'S ALSO ‐‐ I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BEING IN PERSON.
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A HUMAN BEING.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS YEAR.
>> I KEEP HAVING DREAMS ABOUT PEOPLE HUGGING ME, AND I'M STILL
HAVING THEM, HUGGING OR TOUCHING, AND [ BLEEP ], WE
SHOULD HAVE A MASK ON. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW THIS HAS
HUNG WITH ME, IT PERMEATES EVERYTHING.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FIND THAT WHEN YOU SEE PICTURES OF PEOPLE
HUGGING OR EVEN LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING SOMETHING ON TV, YOU
SEE PEOPLE KISSING, THAT IT SEEMS ODD? YES, STRANGE, RIGHT?
>> IF I READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK, IT FREAKS ME OUT.
LIKE, AI, DON'T TOUCH THEM! OH, GOD, THEY KISSED! YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: DO WHAT YOU DO FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE?
HAVE A PARTY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> I HAD A ‐‐ WELL, IT WAS A PARTY OF THREE.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY.
>> WE HAVE A NEIGHBOR DOWNSTAIRS, KATHLEEN, WHO LIVES
ON THE FOURTH FLOOR. AND SHE'S KIND OF IN OUR POD.
AND SO ME AND MY HUSBAND AND HER HUNG OUT TOGETHER AND PLAYED
SCRABBLE AND HAD DINNER. AND IT WAS REALLY NICE.
IT WAS NICE TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SOMEBODY OUTSIDE OF MY
NUCLEAR FAMILY, WHICH IS ME, TODD, AND THE TWO DOGS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I DID ON NEW YEAR'S, I PLAYED SCRABBLE
WITH MY SON AND MY BROTHER‐IN‐LAW.
WE SAT THERE AND PLAYED SCRABBLE AND IT WAS FUN.
>> DID YOU WIN?
>> Jimmy: I DESTROYED. I DIDN'T JUST WIN.
IT WAS ALMOST SAD. HOW ABOUT YOU? DID YOU WIN?
>> I ‐‐ OF COURSE I DID. BUT I DIDN'T DESTROY.
YOU KNOW, KATHLEEN PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT.
SWEET TODD DID NOT DO AS WELL. I HAD A NEW APPROACH THAT I'D
NEVER HAD. I HADN'T PLAYED IN A LONG TIME.
I GOT VERY POINT ORIENTED. I SAID, I DON'T CARE WHAT WORD
IT IS OR WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT ME THAT I'M USING IT, I JUST WANT
THE TRIPLE WORD. AND IT REALLY WORKED IN MY FAVOR.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FIND YOURSELF PLAYING DEFENSE?
HAVE YOU KIND OF HIT THAT LEVEL WHERE YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THINGS
FOR OTHERS?
>> YES. I DEFINITELY USE SOME TRIPLE
LETTER SCORES ON ONE‐POINT TILES JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ‐‐ I
KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE IT. ESPECIALLY KATHLEEN.
SHE SEEMED WILY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF
KATHLEENS ARE WILY, IT'S A VERY COMMON THING WITH CAN LIENS.
>> IT IS, YOU KNOW, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WILY, LET'S SEE HOW MANY POINTS WOULD WILY BE?
THAT WOULD BE 10 POINTS, WILY, UNLESS YOU ‐‐
>> IS THAT TRUE?
>> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, "W" IS 4, "Y" IS 4.
>> YOU KNOW SO MUCH MORE THAN I DO. THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
>> Jimmy: HOPEFULLY I HAVE IT RIGHT OR ELSE IT WILL BE
EMBARRASSING. I THINK SO, AS I RECALL.
SO WHEN I SPOKE TO YOU BACK IN APRIL, YOU'D STARTED PAINTING.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE DOING OIL PAINTINGS OR ACRYLICS OR
WATERCOLORS? WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE DOING?
I FORGET.
>> I WAS DOING ACRYLICS. I REALLY THREW THAT HOBBY OUT
THE WINDOW FOR NOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID? IT'S GONE ALREADY?
>> YEAH, YEAH. JIMMY, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
IT WAS MAKING ME SO TENSE. THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE
EXPERIENCE WAS THAT I REALIZED AS A CREATIVE PERSON, I'M A VERY
PHYSICAL PERSON. EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T ATHLETIC
GROWING UP, I NEED TO ‐‐ I THINK IT'S THE ANXIETY IN ME.
AND I FELT LIKE I WAS PLAYING OPERATION, OR DOING BRAIN
SURGERY, JUST TO GET THE SHADING RIGHT.
AND I THOUGHT, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
SO I'VE GONE BACK TO THE PIANO.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I GUESS ‐‐ OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
AND THE PIANO, IS THAT PHYSICAL FOR YOU? STOMPING ON THE PANELS?
>> NO, IT'S REALLY NOT. HOWEVER, YOU DO USE ‐‐ YOU USE
THE FEET, YOU USE THE HANDS, AND THERE IS SOMETHING ‐‐ IT IS AN
INSTRUMENT THAT TAKES YOUR FORCE WELL.
WHEREAS A PAINTING ‐‐ THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS, MAYBE I
SHOULD TRY LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK TYPE THING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THAT COULD WORK.
>> Jimmy: THROW SOME PAINT, YEAH.
>> SOMETHING TO FREE ME OF THIS, YOU KNOW, SHADING, OH MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU PLAYING ON THE PIANO?
>> I DO A LOT OF CLASSICAL. I TOOK, WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I
WAS ALWAYS DRAWN TO CLASSICAL. AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
I THINK THE REASON IS BECAUSE CLASSICAL SONGS FOR THE PIANO
CAN BE SO LARGE AND A FULL STORY JUST FOR THAT ONE INSTRUMENT.
THERE'S SO MANY OTHER SONGS THAT ALWAYS WANT FOR A SINGER OR A
SAXOPHONE OR SOMETHING ELSE INVOLVED.
THERE'S A LOT OF CLASSICAL MUSIC
THAT IT'S ALL ENCOMPASSED IN THAT ONE INSTRUMENT AND IT FEELS
BIG TO ME.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY TRIANGLE, YOU KNOW?
>> WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT WOULD TAKE A LOT OF TALENT
AND NUANCE TO GET THAT MUCH STORY OUT OF A TRIANGLE.
SO PROPS TO YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JIM.
WHEN WE COME BACK, JIM PARSONS, HE'S GOT A PLAY THAT HAS BEEN
ADAPTED FOR NETFLIX. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT WHEN WE
COME BACK.
>>> IF THERE'S ONE THING I AM NOT READY FOR, IT'S FIVE
SCREAMING QUEENS SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> WHO'S COMING?
>> I THINK YOU KNOW EVERYBODY ANYWAY.
SAME OLD TIRED FAIRIES YOU'VE SEEN AROUND SINCE DAY ONE.
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE WILL BE SEVEN COUNTING
HAROLD AND YOU AND ME.
>> ARE YOU CALLING ME A SCREAMING QUEEN OR A TIRED FAIRY?
>> OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON, THERE WILL BE SIX TIRED SCREAMING
FAIRY QUEENS AND ONE ANXIOUS QUEER.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS MATT BOMER AND JIM PARSONS IN "THE BOYS IN THE
BAND." HOW MANY TIMES DID MATT HAVE TO
BRUSH HIS TEETH THAT DAY?
>> I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ‐‐ EVERYONE ELSE ASKED HOW MUCH HE
WAS NAKED IN THE SHOWER IN THE OTHER SCENE.
NOBODY'S EVER ASKED ABOUT BRUSHING HIS TEETH.
YOU'RE RIGHT, HE COULD HAVE SCRUBBED THE ENAMEL OFF,
PROBABLY VERY SENSITIVE NOW.
>> Jimmy: FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THIS PLAY IS FROM WHAT
YEAR?
>> 1968.
>> Jimmy: 1968. AND IT'S GROUND‐BREAKING, REALLY.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THERE BEING A MOVIE ADAPTATION OF THIS FILM.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IN THE '70s, I THINK.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A PLAY THAT YOU DID WITH THIS SAME CAST.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: FOR HOW LONG DID YOU DO THIS ON BROADWAY?
>> IT WAS A SUMMER THING. A LOT OF US HAD OTHER JOBS TO
DO, SO WE DID IT FOR THE SUMMER IN 2019, I CAN'T REMEMBER NOW,
BUT I THINK THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. ABOUT THREE MONTHS.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN HOW MUCH TIME WAS THERE BETWEEN DOING THE PLAY
TOGETHER AND THEN MAKING IT INTO A MOVIE?
>> IT WAS JUST UNDER A YEAR. AND THE PLAY HAD BEEN SUCH A
POSITIVE EXPERIENCE FOR ME THAT I GOT ‐‐ I WAS NERVOUS ABOUT
GOING BACK INTO IT. I WAS LIKE, OI, DO I WANT TO
REVISIT THIS? WHAT IF IT PALES IN COMPARISON
TO THE ‐‐ BUT I THINK LARGELY, WHAT YOU POINTED OUT, THE FACT
THAT IT WAS ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. THE PROCESS JUST KEPT
INTENSIFYING. AND IT ENDED UP BEING KIND OF A
MAJOR HIGHLIGHT FOR ME AS SOMETHING TO DO.
I WAS REALLY GRATEFUL THAT IT CAME ABOUT LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE ‐‐ THIS IS A QUESTION I'VE ASKED A FEW
PEOPLE, AND I'M INTERESTED IN IT. SO YOUR HUSBAND, TODD, YOU'RE
DOING THIS PLAY ON BROADWAY. HOW MANY TIMES IS HE EXPECTED TO
ATTEND THE PLAY?
>> TODD I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE ONCE. I MEAN ‐‐
>> Jimmy: ONCE?
>> HE CAN'T LIVE WITH ME THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS ‐‐ HE DOESN'T
JUST SEE THEM ONCE, HE COMES WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
SO HE LIKES TO SEE THE PROGRESS ‐‐ LOOK, HERE'S THE
DEAL.
I AM NOT ‐‐ I ‐‐ THIS IS SO HARD TO SAY, POLITIC.
I WANT TO NOT BE YELLED AT BY OTHER PEOPLE WHEN I MISS SHOWS,
AND I MISS A LOT. SO I HAVE A REAL EASY TIME WITH
PEOPLE ABOUT COMING TO SEE MY STUFF. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT?
THAT'S FINE! MAYBE THEY'LL DO A MOVIE OF IT
SOMEDAY. OR, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT
DOESN'T MATTER. THAT'S KIND OF MY ATTITUDE.
TODD'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. AND OBVIOUSLY IT'S VERY
IMPORTANT TO ME, AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD WHEN PEOPLE I KNOW AND
LOVE COME TO SEE THINGS. BUT SWEAR TO GOD, OTHER THAN
TODD COMING A COUPLE OF TIMES, NO ONE HAS ANY REQUISITES WITH
ME. YOU MISSED IT, YOU MISSED IT.
>> Jimmy: MOST PEOPLE SAY THREE. THREE IS THE COMMON ANSWER.
YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE FIRST ONE, OPENING NIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO COME TO CLOSING NIGHT FOR SURE.
AND THEN ONE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE WITH LIKE THE AUNTS AND
UNCLES COMING TO TOWN.
>> HERE'S MY DEAL. MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THIS.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT PRESSURE ON YOURSELF?
THESE ARE SPECIAL MOMENTS WHILE YOU'RE PERFORMING.
YOU BETTER DO IT WELL BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
HERE! I DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF PRESSURE.
THIS IS HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS. WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HARD, BUT
IT'S PRESSURE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. PRESSURE'S PRESSURE, THAT'S ALL
THERE IS TO IT. WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I HOPE THAT THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WILL BE IN HUMAN ‐‐ IN
PERSON RATHER THAN THROUGH A VIDEO SCREEN.
>> JIMMY, JIMMY. I ASSUME WE'LL MAKE IT OUT OF
THIS ALIVE, AND IF SO, YES, IN PERSON IS THE WAY TO DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: "THE BOYS IN THE BAND" IS ON NETFLIX NOW.
JIM PARSONS, THANKS JIM, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH ELIZABETH OLSEN!
>>> HI, I'M WILL. I HAD BIG PLANS THIS QUARANTINE
TO LEARN ITALIAN. RIGHT BEFORE THE PANDEMIC HIT, I
GOT MARRIED. A WONDERFUL WOMAN FROM MILAN,
ITALY. I WANTED TO LEARN HER NATIVE
TONGUE SO I COULD COMMUNICATE BETTER WITH HER AND HER FAMILY
BACK IN ITALY. I GOT A BOOK, I ENROLLED IN
ONLINE CLASSES. THEY SENT ME WORKSHEETS.
EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT I WOULD LOGON AND ‐‐
[ SPEAKING ITALIAN ]
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING. I THINK I HAVE TO GO.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM YUNGBLUD ON
THE WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST WAS SNAPPED TO
DUST BY THANOS, BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY TIME TRAVEL, NOW STUFFED
INSIDE OUR TV SETS ALONGSIDE PAUL BETTANY IN THE HIGHLY
ANTICIPATED MARVEL SHOW "WANDAVISION" PREMIERING A WEEK
FROM FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME BACK ELIZABETH
OLSEN.
>> HI.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN LONDON, HUH?
>> I AM. I'M IN LONDON. AND IT'S ‐‐ IT'S PRETTY LATE
HERE.
>> Jimmy: OH, IT IS, RIGHT. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> YEAH. I HOPE I'M PROPERLY CAFFEINATED
TO DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: SO THEY JUST ‐‐ LAST NIGHT DIDN'T THEY CLOSE
EVERYTHING DOWN IN LONDON? VERY RESTRICTIVE LOCKDOWN?
>> YES. THE SECOND LOCKDOWN I'VE
EXPERIENCED IN THREE MONTHS IN LONDON.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MEAN OVER THERE?
DOES IT MEAN YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE?
OR IS IT JUST A MATTER OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO WORK?
WHAT ARE THE RULES?
>> I THINK WHAT IT REAL MEANS IS THAT PEOPLE CAN'T BUY ALCOHOL
FROM PUBS AND WALK AROUND AND SOCIALIZE.
BECAUSE, LIKE, NO ONE'S REALLY LISTENING TO ANYTHING ANYWAY
HERE.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> TRULY, PEOPLE JUST LIKE DON'T WEAR MASKS OUTSIDE.
AND ANYWHERE THAT PEOPLE CAN GATHER WITH LIKE A TAKEAWAY
PINT, THEY DO. AND SO I THINK THEY'RE JUST
TAKING AWAY THE LIQUOR. AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS MORE OR
LESS THE SAME, OF NOT BEING ABLE TO MIX WITH OTHER HOUSEHOLDS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY THAT THAT HAPPENS LIKE FOUR, FIVE DAYS
AFTER NEW YEAR'S EVE. IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE A WEEK
EARLIER WOULD HAVE MADE MORE SENSE. WERE PEOPLE GATHERING AND
CELEBRATING THERE?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, THE PARKS IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU GO ON A
WALK, ALL THE TRASH BINS ARE OVERFLOWING WITH POPPERS AND
ALCOHOL.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO A PARTY? OR DID YOU PLAY IT SAFE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NOW DID NOT, NO.
>> A VERY SAFE PLAYER OF ALL GAMES. I FOLLOW ALL THE RULES.
I WAS HOME WITH MY MAN, ROBBY, AND WE SET AN ALARM TO MAKE SURE
WE DIDN'T MISS MIDNIGHT. AND ACTUALLY, I PUT ON A DRESS.
IT WAS REALLY EXCITING.
>> Jimmy: SO THE ALARM, THE IDEA WAS IF YOU FELL ASLEEP, YOU'D
WAKE BACK UP AND TOAST AT MIDNIGHT?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE POINT WAS.
I THINK JUST TO MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT.
THERE HAVE BEEN FIREWORKS GOING OFF SINCE BONFIRE NIGHT, WHICH
IS A HOLIDAY HERE IN NOVEMBER.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> SO THERE ARE JUST ALWAYS FIREWORKS.
SO THERE ARE A LOT OF FIREWORKS AT MIDNIGHT.
>> Jimmy: DO THEY HAVE LIKE A BRITISH RYAN SEACREST OVER THERE
WITH A BALL COMING DOWN? OR IS THAT JUST A THING WE DO?
>> THEY MIGHT. I DON'T HAVE CABLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW ‐‐
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU KNOW THAT ‐‐ WELL, I'M A COMIC BOOK
NERD, SO I'M ONE OF THE MANY WHO ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE SHOW
"WANDAVISION." YOU KNOW, WE WORK FOR DISNEY.
ABC IS PART OF DISNEY. MARVEL IS PART OF DISNEY.
THEY WERE KIND ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE ME AN ADVANCE SCREENING OF
THE SHOW.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE
DOES. CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING, CAN YOU
TELL US ANYTHING THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN REVEALED?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO, OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW THAT. BUT I THINK I CAN SAY IT'S WANDA
AND VISION LIVING THEIR SUPER SITCOM DREAM.
>> YES. SOME OF THEM ARE SET IN THE '50s
AND THEY PROGRESS ALONG DECADE TO DECADE, IS THAT CORRECT?
>> YES. WE COVER ALL OF AMERICAN SITCOMS
STARTING WITH THE '50s ALA DICK VAN DYKE, AND WE PROGRESS TO THE
OUGHTS, AND THERE'S A REASON FOR IT.
IT'S NOT JUST A FUN TRICK WE DO. WE TRY TO FILM EACH EPISODE KIND
OF AS AUTHENTICALLY AS WE COULD DO EACH DECADE.
THEN THE '50s WE FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
AND FILLED WITH SO MANY NDAs. AND IT WAS REALLY STRANGE AND
FUN AND HAD PRACTICAL SPECIAL EFFECTS ON STRINGS AND THE WHOLE
THING WAS JUST ‐‐ IT WAS SO SILLY AND SO MUCH FUN.
>> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE FUN. WE HAVE A CLIP THAT HAS NOT BEEN
SEEN. SO I DON'T KNOW, HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS CLIP?
>> I'VE SEEN A LOT OF THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
>> BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO BE SURPRISED, HERE WE GO,
"WANDAVISION."
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WANDA?
>> YES, DEAR?
>> ARE YOU USING YOUR POWERS TO TURN ON THE LIGHT?
>> YES, DEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ALLOW ME, SWEETHEART.
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> ONLY YOUR LOVELY ROSE BUSHES.
>> THAT'S ALL? ARE YOU USING YOUR NIGHT VISION,
VISION?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I ASSURE YOU, MY LOVE, I SEE NOTHING LESS.
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ‐‐ OH!
>> YOU WERE SAYING?
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT, THAT'S FUN.
>> YEAH, THAT IS. THAT IS OUR '60s "BEWITCHED"
EPISODE.
>> Jimmy: OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THE BEDS LOOK VERY "DICK VAN
DYKE SHOW." AND A HINT OF "BEWITCHED" IN
THERE AS WELL. I LIKE THAT. THERE ARE A LOT OF THEORIES
FLOATING AROUND ONLINE AS TO WHAT THE SHOW IS.
I WANT TO RUN A COUPLE BY YOU. I KNOW YOU CAN'T CONFIRM OR DENY.
BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GET A READ FROM YOU. HERE'S ONE.
VISION'S TIE IS A CLUE. LET'S ZOOM IN ON VISION'S TIE.
THERE ARE TWO DOTS INSIDE THE RECTANGLE ON HIS TIE.
THEN TWO DOTS ON THE OUTSIDE. AND I GUESS THE IDEA IS THAT
YOUR CHARACTERS ARE TRAPPED INSIDE SOMETHING, AND ALSO ON
THE OUTSIDE, WHERE YOU EITHER CAN'T GET IN OR CAN'T GET OUT?
ANY OF THAT RING A BELL?
>> THE THING IS, ALL OF THESE EASTER EGGS, EVEN IF THEY WERE
REAL, THEY WOULD GO WAY ABOVE MY HEAD.
>> Jimmy: OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THE IDEA THAT THIS
WINE BOTTLE, MAISON DE PRIS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH,
BUT IT TRANSLATES TO "HOUSE OF MISERY," WHICH COULD BE SAYING
THE SERIES IS BASED ON "HOUSE OF M" IN WHICH WANDA HAS A
BREAKDOWN AND THERE'S WEIRDNESS GOING ON?
>> OUR PROP GUY, RUSSELL, WOULD BE A VERY, VERY CLEVER MAN IF HE
PUT THAT IN.
>> Jimmy: SO NO, THEN, INTERESTING. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? WANDA BEARS A STRIKING
RESEMBLANCE TO THESE ACTORS WHO PLAYED THE ROLE OF MICHELLE
TANNER ON A SITCOM FROM THE '90s CALLED "FULL HOUSE" WHICH WOULD
MEAN UNCLE JOEY IS ABOUT TO JOIN THE MCU? YES OR NO?
>> THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. IT IS VERY META, THE WHOLE THING.
>> Jimmy: IT IS VERY META, YEAH. IT'S LIKE YOU GOT SWALLOWED BY A
TIVO OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
YOU'RE OVER THERE SHOOTING THE NEW "DOCTOR STRANGE" MOVIE, OR
NOT SHOOTING IT RIGHT NOW?
>> YES, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT EITHER. WOW.
WHAT A THING. WHAT A LITTLE PRISON.
>> I KNOW. IT'S REALLY STRANGE.
I'M IN THIS FACILITY, A WHITE WALL BEHIND ME, THIS WHOLE THING
IS SO ODD. YES. WE WERE ‐‐ SINCE OUR HOSPITALS
ARE OVERWHELMED HERE, WE CAN'T GO BACK TO WORK UNTIL THAT CALMS
DOWN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S OUR DEAL HERE TOO, YEAH.
>> YEAH. SO JUST ‐‐ SAFELY HANGING OUT
HERE. REALLY GRATEFUL I GET TO BE WORKING.
DISNEY HAS KEPT ME BUSY DURING QUARANTINE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. WELL, STAY SAFE.
"WANDAVISION" PREMIERES A WEEK FROM FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS.
ELIZABETH OLSEN, EVERYBODY. THANKS, ELIZABETH.
BE RIGHT BACK WITH YUNGBLUD!
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JIM PARSONS AND ELIZABETH OLSEN,
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,
HIS ALBUM IS CALLED, "WEIRD!" FROM LONDON WITH THE SONG,
"MARS," YOUNGBLOOD!
♪ SHE WAS ONLY 17
HAD THE SADDEST PAIR OF EYES THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN
WORE THEM LIPS IN THE COLD ♪
♪ IT WAS MATCHING GREEN
BUT SHE CAN'T BE HERSELF WHEN SHE'S SOMEBODY ELSE
IN THE MORNING ♪
♪ SHE WOULD TAKE HER
MOTHER'S WEDDING RING BUT SCHOOL GOT PRETTY TOUGH
WHEN THEY SEE IT GLEAM ♪
♪ SO SHE HID HERSELF
UNDER THE MEZZANINE REENACTING SCENES YEAH ♪
♪ SHE DREAMS
SHE'D GO CALIFORNIA AND EVERYONE WOULD ADORE HER ♪
♪ AND ALL HER MATES
WOULD CALL HER TIL 4 IN THE MORNING
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS YEAH YEAH
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD ♪
♪ WAKE UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN
YEAH HER MUM AND DAD THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ WHY SHE COULDN'T
TURN IT OFF BECOME A BETTER MAN ALL THIS THERAPY ♪
♪ IT THE SIGHT OF HER MIND
THAT SHE NEVER HAD YEAH THE STORY TOLD TOO MANY TIMES ♪
♪ IT MAKES ME SAD
BETTER OFF MADE A FORTUNE OUT HER AUTOGRAPH ♪
♪ GIVE HER MONEY BACK
BECAUSE SHE DREAMS SHE GO CALIFORNIA ♪
♪ AND EVERYONE
WOULD ADORE HER AND ALL HER MATES WOULD CALL HER ♪
♪ TIL 4 IN THE MORNING
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IRRELEVANT
DO YOU FEEL ♪
♪ LIKE YOU'RE IRRELEVANT
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR JUST SCARED AS
DO YOU FEEL ♪
♪ LIKE YOU'RE IRRELEVANT
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IRRELEVANT
DO YOU FEEL ♪
♪ LIKE YOUR JUST SCARED AS
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH
♪ IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS
THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH
♪ IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS
THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ WHOA WHOA
♪ IS THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS
THERE ANY LIFE ON MARS IS THERE
ANY LIFE ON MARS ♪
♪ YEAH YEAH ♪