1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,023 ♪ BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA BA 2 00:00:04,023 --> 00:00:06,825 ♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 3 00:00:06,825 --> 00:00:12,324 >> BACK AT HOME! 4 00:00:12,324 --> 00:00:14,126 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST OF THE 5 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:20,299 SHOW. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, AT THE 6 00:00:20,299 --> 00:00:21,333 END OF THE FINAL FULL DAY, OF THE PRESIDENCY, OF 7 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,537 DONALD JENNIFER TRUMP. IT'S THE END OF AN ERROR. 8 00:00:24,537 --> 00:00:27,073 RIGHT NOW TRUMP IS PACKING UP HIS GOLF CLUBS, BARRON, AND ALL 9 00:00:27,073 --> 00:00:30,242 THE FAKE MELANIAS TOO. I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO FEEL RIGHT 10 00:00:30,242 --> 00:00:33,145 NOW. IT FEELS LIKE THE NIGHT BEFORE 11 00:00:33,145 --> 00:00:37,750 YOUR WEDDING AND YOUR DIVORCE. ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE. 12 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:41,854 IN JUST 13 HOURS, DONALD TRUMP WILL BE SHOVELING LOADED POTATO 13 00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:45,257 SKINS INTO HIS MOUTH BY THE POOL AT MAR‐A‐LAGO AND MIKE PENCE 14 00:00:45,257 --> 00:00:51,797 WILL BE OFF BATTLING GAYS IN SPACE. 15 00:00:51,797 --> 00:00:53,065 TRUMP SPENT HIS LAST DAY ON THE JOB, AND HE SPENT IT JUST LIKE 16 00:00:53,065 --> 00:00:54,200 EVERY OTHER, WATCHING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HIM ON TV AND 17 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:01,807 SCREENING ERIC'S CALLS. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH 18 00:01:01,807 --> 00:01:03,309 FILING CABINET MELANIA'S HIDING IN. 19 00:01:03,309 --> 00:01:05,544 AND HE GAVE A FAREWELL SPEECH. YOUTUBE ALLOWED HIM TO RELEASE A 20 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:09,949 POORLY CONSTRUCTED, BOASTFUL, HEAVILY‐EDITED SPEECH, IN WHICH 21 00:01:09,949 --> 00:01:11,517 HE WISHED THE INCOMING ADMINISTRATION LUCK, BUT NEVER 22 00:01:11,517 --> 00:01:17,523 MENTIONED JOE BIDEN BY NAME. HE THINKS IF HE DOESN'T SAY HIS 23 00:01:17,523 --> 00:01:21,527 NAME, HE WON'T APPEAR. LIKE HE'S BEETLEJOE OR SOMETHING. 24 00:01:21,527 --> 00:01:23,229 OTHER THAN THAT, THIS WAS AGAIN, TRUMP'S OFFICIAL SCHEDULE FOR 25 00:01:23,229 --> 00:01:26,098 THE DAY. "PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL WORK FROM 26 00:01:26,098 --> 00:01:27,666 EARLY IN THE MORNING UNTIL LATE IN THE EVENING. 27 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:29,835 HE WILL MAKE MANY CALLS AND HAVE MANY MEETINGS." 28 00:01:29,835 --> 00:01:32,104 I'M GOING TO MISS THAT. I LOVE THIS FAIRY TALE THAT HE 29 00:01:32,104 --> 00:01:33,906 WORKS HARD. EVEN THOUGH HE HAS DONE 30 00:01:33,906 --> 00:01:36,308 LITERALLY NOTHING OTHER THAN TRYING TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION 31 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:42,047 OVER THE LAST TWO MONTHS. I MEAN, LIKE NOTHING. 32 00:01:42,047 --> 00:01:44,250 OVER AT FOX NEWS, THEY'RE STILL PUMPING THAT SWEET, SWEET SMOKE 33 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:47,720 UP THE MAN'S ASS. 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,422 >> YOU KNOW, THEY'LL CRITICIZE PRESIDENT TRUMP, BUT NO ONE CAN 35 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:54,760 ARGUE HE IS A WORKER. HE DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, HE 36 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,164 STAYS UP LATE AT NIGHT, HE WATCHES EVERY SHOW. 37 00:01:58,164 --> 00:02:01,400 >> Jimmy: HE'S WATCHING EVERY SHOW, IS WATCHING EVERY SHOW 38 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,702 WORK? IF SO, NETFLIX OWES ME A LOT OF 39 00:02:03,702 --> 00:02:05,304 MONEY. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE STAYS UP LATE, 40 00:02:05,304 --> 00:02:06,539 DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, AND WATCHES EVERY SHOW? 41 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:11,310 MY 6‐YEAR‐OLD. DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT WORK HARD. 42 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,279 IN HIS SPEECH, HE SAID "WE DID WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO, AND SO 43 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:18,284 MUCH MORE." BUT DID WE? LET'S CHECK THAT OUT. 44 00:02:18,284 --> 00:02:22,087 AS WE WRAP UP THE FINAL HOURS OF THIS INTERMINABLE PRESIDENCY, 45 00:02:22,087 --> 00:02:29,128 LET'S GO THROUGH THE CAMPAIGN PROMISES HE MADE FOUR VERY LONG 46 00:02:29,128 --> 00:02:29,929 YEARS AGO. WHEN HE WAS RUNNING FOR 47 00:02:29,929 --> 00:02:31,197 PRESIDENT, TRUMP PROMISED TO REPEAL OBAMACARE AND REPLACE IT 48 00:02:31,197 --> 00:02:37,002 WITH SOMETHING MUCH BETTER. NO REPEAL. 49 00:02:37,002 --> 00:02:39,205 HE FAILED ON THAT, THANK GOD, AND HE NEVER EVEN PRESENTED A 50 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:45,945 PLAN TO REPLACE IT. "F" IS HIS GRADE. 51 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:47,213 TRUMP PROMISED TO BUILD A WALL, AN IMPENETRABLE WALL, AND HAVE 52 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:52,818 MEXICO PAY FOR IT! OUR BORDER WITH MEXICO SPANS 53 00:02:52,818 --> 00:02:54,019 ALMOST 2,000 MILES, HE BUILT 40 MILES OF EASILY CLIMBABLE 54 00:02:54,019 --> 00:03:00,226 WALL. AND WE PAID FOR IT. "F." HE SAID HE WOULD "INVEST 55 00:03:00,226 --> 00:03:06,398 $550 BILLION IN INFRASTRUCTURE AND CREATE AN INFRASTRUCTURE 56 00:03:06,398 --> 00:03:09,201 FUND." NOPE AND NOPE. "F." HE RELENTLESSLY CRITICIZED OBAMA 57 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:10,402 FOR PLAYING GOLF AND SAID "I WON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GOLF. 58 00:03:10,402 --> 00:03:15,074 I'LL BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE WORKING MY ASS OFF." 59 00:03:15,074 --> 00:03:17,810 WHILE IN OFFICE, DONALD TRUMP SPENT 298 DAYS AT A GOLF COURSE, 60 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:24,283 AT A COST OF $144 MILLION. 61 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:27,286 SO "F‐U." TRUMP PROMISED HE'D "BRING BACK 62 00:03:27,286 --> 00:03:29,455 MANUFACTURING." NOT MUCH ACTION THERE, THOUGH HE 63 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:32,291 DID SELL A LOT OF HATS AND MYPILLOWS. 64 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:36,695 SO I GIVE HIM A D‐PLUS. TRUMP SAID, I WILL "MAKE NO CUTS 65 00:03:36,695 --> 00:03:38,597 TO SOCIAL SECURITY." HE TRIED TO MAKE CUTS, BUT THE 66 00:03:38,597 --> 00:03:41,834 SENATE DIDN'T PASS THEM. BUT IN FAIRNESS TO HIM, HE DID 67 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:45,337 TRY TO TAKE MONEY FROM OLD PEOPLE, SO LET'S GIVE HIM A "C." 68 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:48,440 TRUMP SAID MANY TIMES HE'D APPOINT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR TO 69 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,443 HESS GATE HILLARY CLINTON, "F." HE PROMISED TO "CLOSE THE PARTS 70 00:03:51,443 --> 00:03:52,845 OF THE INTERNET WHERE ISIS IS." I'LL GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT FOR 71 00:03:52,845 --> 00:03:55,047 THAT. HE DID GET KICKED OFF TWITTER 72 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:58,617 AND FACEBOOK, AND HE GOT PARLER SHUT DOWN. 73 00:03:58,617 --> 00:04:01,020 LET'S GIVE HIM A B‐PLUS JUST TO BE NICE. 74 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,388 AND WHILE THIS WASN'T A CAMPAIGN PROMISE, HE SAID ABOUT COVID, 75 00:04:02,388 --> 00:04:06,725 "WE HAVE IT TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL, IT'S GOING TO 76 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:09,795 DISAPPEAR ONE DAY, IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE, IT WILL DISAPPEAR." 77 00:04:09,795 --> 00:04:16,702 THAT WAS LAST FEBRUARY. SINCE THEN, 400,000 AMERICANS 78 00:04:16,702 --> 00:04:20,439 HAVE DISAPPEARED. "F." NOW, HE DID KEEP HIS PROMISES TO 79 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:22,074 DEFUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND REMOVE THE U. S. FROM THE PARIS 80 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:23,075 CLIMATE ACCORD. SO GIVE HIM AN A‐HOLE FOR THAT. 81 00:04:23,075 --> 00:04:26,912 OH AND THE SPACE FORCE! DON'T FORGET. 82 00:04:26,912 --> 00:04:30,916 HE CREATED THE SPACE FORCE. AND HOPEFULLY, TOMORROW, AT NOON 83 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,184 TOMORROW, HE WILL BOARD A SPACE FORCE CRAFT, AND ROCKET TO MARS, 84 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:35,954 NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN. 85 00:04:35,954 --> 00:04:40,392 SO TRUMP LEAVES OFFICE WITH A GRADE POINT AVERAGE OF F‐PLUS 86 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:42,895 AND A STRING OF LIES THAT WILL NEVER BE BROKEN. 87 00:04:42,895 --> 00:04:46,198 AND ALSO A BUNCH OF QUESTIONABLE PARDONS. 88 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:49,168 TRUMP IS EXPECTED TO ISSUE ABOUT 100 PARDONS TONIGHT. 89 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:54,973 AND HE WAS REPORTEDLY CALLING PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM THE NEWS, 90 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:57,810 THE PEOPLE HE PARDONED. HE LOVES THIS SO MUCH. 91 00:04:57,810 --> 00:05:03,649 HE HAS A "PARDON HARDON" RIGHT NOW. 92 00:05:03,649 --> 00:05:04,783 ONE NOTABLE NAME WHO HAS BEEN ANGLING FOR A PARDON, IS 93 00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:06,051 JOE EXOTIC, AKA THE TIGER KING. WHY HE THINKS TRUMP WOULD PARDON 94 00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:07,386 HIM, I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT TEAM TIGER SPARED NO 95 00:05:07,386 --> 00:05:10,723 EXPENSE, PREPARING FOR HIS POSSIBLE RELEASE. 96 00:05:10,723 --> 00:05:14,460 >> WE'VE DELIVERED EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED TO DO ON THIS 97 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,494 PROJECT. I AM ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENT THAT 98 00:05:15,494 --> 00:05:17,963 WE ARE GOING TO RECEIVE THE PARDON TOMORROW. 99 00:05:17,963 --> 00:05:21,333 WE'VE GOT HAIR, MAKEUP, WARDROBE. 100 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:24,870 TRUST ME, ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, WE HAVE IT, INCLUDING A 101 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:28,240 DOCTOR, AND ALSO A MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT. 102 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,075 >> Jimmy: NOW THEY GET HIM A MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT. 103 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:33,612 WHEN HE WAS IN THE CAGE WITH THE TIGER OR SINGING ABOUT CAROLE 104 00:05:33,612 --> 00:05:38,884 BASKIN KILLING HER HUSBAND, THERE WAS NO MENTAL HEALTH CARE 105 00:05:38,884 --> 00:05:40,052 TO BE FOUND. BUT I HAVE TO HAND IT TO THEM, 106 00:05:40,052 --> 00:05:43,489 THEY REALLY PUT TOGETHER AN EXIT FIT FOR A KING. 107 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:46,759 >> THEY ALSO HAVE A LIMO READY TO PICK HIM UP FROM THE PRISON 108 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:49,261 IN FT. WORTH, TEXAS, AND TAKE HIM TO A SECURE LOCATION. 109 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:52,331 >> JOE'S BIGGEST THING IS HE CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT, AS YOU 110 00:05:52,331 --> 00:05:54,466 CAN IMAGINE. AND HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO 111 00:05:54,466 --> 00:05:57,970 SEE HIM UNTIL HIS HAIR'S DONE. 112 00:05:57,970 --> 00:05:59,204 >> Jimmy: IS IT SAD THAT THE ONLY THING I WANT IN LIFE NOW IS 113 00:05:59,204 --> 00:06:03,809 TO SEE JOE EXOTIC WITHOUT HIS HAIR DONE? 114 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:05,711 THE THINKING CURRENTLY IS TRUMP WILL NOT PARDON HIMSELF OR HIS 115 00:06:05,711 --> 00:06:09,982 CHILDREN. HIS LAWYERS BEGGED HIM NOT TO 116 00:06:09,982 --> 00:06:13,886 TRY TO PARDON HIMSELF, BECAUSE THEY FELT IT WOULD GET HIM INTO 117 00:06:13,886 --> 00:06:17,156 DEEPER LEGAL TROUBLE. SO THEY GAVE HIM ONE OF THOSE 118 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:18,390 "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARDS FROM MONOPOLY, AND TOLD HIM IT 119 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:21,427 WAS REAL. WORKED LIKE A CHARM. LOOKING BACK, I WONDER IF THIS 120 00:06:21,427 --> 00:06:22,494 WAS ALL WORTH IT TO HIM? SIX YEARS AGO, WE WERE ALL 121 00:06:22,494 --> 00:06:24,696 PERFECTLY FINE TO LET HIM KEEP BUMBLING AROUND NEW YORK, 122 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:31,236 PRETENDING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE. HE COULD HAVE BEEN HOSTING GOLF 123 00:06:31,236 --> 00:06:35,808 TOURNAMENTS, MAKING TGI FRIDAYS COMMERCIALS, PLAYING THIS ROLE 124 00:06:35,808 --> 00:06:38,744 HE CREATED OF THE WEALTHY TYCOON. COULD HAVE BOUGHT A COUPLE OF 125 00:06:38,744 --> 00:06:41,180 NEW HELICOPTERS, A COUPLE NEW WIVES, AND WE WOULD HAVE ALL 126 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,249 ROLLED OUR EYES AND BEEN LIKE, OH, THAT'S DONALD TRUMP. 127 00:06:44,249 --> 00:06:45,784 HE PROBABLY WOULD'VE LANDED A SWEET GIG AS THE CRANKY TV 128 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:47,753 JUDGE, ON SOME HOODED CELEBRITY PIE EATING COMPETITION. 129 00:06:47,753 --> 00:06:53,826 THAT'S WHERE DONALD TRUMP BELONGED. 130 00:06:53,826 --> 00:06:55,794 BUT NOW, MOST OF THE COUNTRY DESPISES HIM, MOST OF THE WORLD 131 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:57,796 DESPISES HIM. WE FOUND OUT HE PAYS NO TAXES, 132 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:59,798 HE HAS NO MONEY, HE IS LIKELY TO FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES IN 133 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:04,403 NEW YORK. NOBODY WILL DO BUSINESS WITH HIM. 134 00:07:04,403 --> 00:07:09,808 CAN'T HOST A GOLF TOURNAMENT, CAN'T EVEN OPERATE A CAROUSEL IN 135 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:13,212 HIS HOMETOWN ANYMORE. HIS WIFE HATES HIM, HIS KIDS ARE 136 00:07:13,212 --> 00:07:16,348 SCREWED, HE'S GOT TO HOLE UP IN THAT CHEESECAKE FACTORY WITH A 137 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:20,519 GOLF COURSE IN FLORIDA HE LIVES IN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 138 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:22,087 HE WON'T BE ABLE TO INVITE CENTERFOLDS UP TO HIS OFFICE, 139 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:26,792 AND HE'LL BE GENERALLY THOUGHT OF AS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE 140 00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:28,527 HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES. SO WAS IT WORTH IT? 141 00:07:28,527 --> 00:07:29,561 FOR HIM, IT PROBABLY WAS. BUT NOW IT'S OVER. 142 00:07:29,561 --> 00:07:30,796 COULD YOU IMAGINE IF OBAMA DIDN'T GO TO TRUMP'S 143 00:07:30,796 --> 00:07:32,130 INAUGURATION? WE WOULD NEVER HAVE HEARD THE 144 00:07:32,130 --> 00:07:36,835 END OF IT. INSTEAD OF BEING GRACIOUS, TRUMP 145 00:07:36,835 --> 00:07:38,804 IS THROWING HIMSELF A SEND‐OFF PARTY AT JOINT BASE ANDREWS. 146 00:07:38,804 --> 00:07:45,177 DURING A PANDEMIC. OF COURSE. AND HE'S SO DESPERATE FOR THIS 147 00:07:45,177 --> 00:07:49,515 PARTY TO BE BIG, THEY'RE LETTING PEOPLE BRING UP TO FIVE GUESTS. 148 00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:51,016 I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A "PLUS FIVE." 149 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:52,751 IT'S LIKE THEY'RE PLANNING A BAR MITZVAH FOR THE LEAST POPULAR 150 00:07:52,751 --> 00:07:54,753 BOY IN HEBREW SCHOOL. THIS TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO 151 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:58,824 KNOW ABOUT THE TROUBLE THEY'RE HAVING WITH THE GUEST LIST. 152 00:07:58,824 --> 00:08:05,197 THEY'RE INVITING PEOPLE THAT TRUMP FIRED. LIKE JOHN KELLY. 153 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:08,667 ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI GOT AN INVITE, HE SAID NO. 154 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,436 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WON'T BE THERE? MIKE PENCE. 155 00:08:11,436 --> 00:08:12,704 THE VICE POODLE IS PLANNING TO ATTEND BIDEN'S INAUGURATION, AND 156 00:08:12,704 --> 00:08:15,941 ACCORDING TO HIS TEAM, IT WOULD BE TOO COMPLICATED LOGISTICALLY 157 00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:17,876 FOR HIM TO GO TO BOTH EVENTS. SO HE'S GOING TO THE 158 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:22,548 INAUGURATION. INSTEAD OF TRUMP'S GOING‐AWAY 159 00:08:22,548 --> 00:08:24,917 PARTY. PENCE POSTED SEVERAL PHOTOS OF 160 00:08:24,917 --> 00:08:26,285 HIS TIME IN OFFICE TODAY, NONE OF THEM WITH TRUMP. 161 00:08:26,285 --> 00:08:28,787 YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? I DOUBT IT. 162 00:08:28,787 --> 00:08:30,522 HOW DOES PENCE EVEN LEAVE IT WITH TRUMP? 163 00:08:30,522 --> 00:08:36,428 DOES HE WRITE HIM A LETTER? DO THEY WAVE IN THE HALLWAY? 164 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:40,432 MAYBE HE TEXTS HIM A POOP EMOJI? I DON'T KNOW. 165 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,167 EITHER WAY, THIS IS NOT HOW TRUMP WANTED TO GO OUT. 166 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:44,169 HE WAS PLANNING A PROCESSION AND A FLYOVER. 167 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:47,739 INSTEAD, HE GOT AN INSURRECTION AND A COMBOVER. 168 00:08:47,739 --> 00:08:54,513 MEANWHILE, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TODAY ANNOUNCED 169 00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:57,182 HIS ADMINISTRATION'S ETHICS PLAN. THE PLAN IS TO HAVE ETHICS. 170 00:08:57,182 --> 00:08:58,050 SO THAT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 171 00:08:58,050 --> 00:09:00,886 I'M INTERESTED TO SEE HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD HANDLES THIS. 172 00:09:00,886 --> 00:09:03,622 IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR FRIEND BREAKS UP WITH A BOYFRIEND YOU 173 00:09:03,622 --> 00:09:09,494 YOU DIDN'T LIKE. YOU WANT TO SAY, GOOD, I'M GLAD 174 00:09:09,494 --> 00:09:11,663 YOU BROKE UP WITH THAT PSYCHO. BUT YOU DON'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE 175 00:09:11,663 --> 00:09:12,798 AFRAID THEY MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER. 176 00:09:12,798 --> 00:09:15,400 IN HAPPIER NEWS, TIFFANY TRUMP ANNOUNCED HER ENGAGEMENT ON, OF 177 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,437 ALL DAYS, TODAY. SHE POSTED THE NEWS ON SOCIAL 178 00:09:18,437 --> 00:09:22,040 MEDIA. BECAUSE UNLIKE MOST OF HER FAMILY, SHE STILL CAN. 179 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:26,311 AND APPARENTLY THE ENGAGEMENT HAPPENED AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 180 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:28,046 ONE THING ABOUT THIS FAMILY, THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO READ THE 181 00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:31,750 ROOM. I LOVE TO IMAGINE THIS GUY, HER 182 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,287 FIANCÉ, GOING INTO TRUMP'S OFFICE TO ASK FOR HIS DAUGHTER'S 183 00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:42,561 HAND IN MARRIAGE AND TRUMP SAYS "WHICH DAUGHTER?" "TIFFANY." 184 00:09:42,561 --> 00:09:43,795 "OH, NOT NOW, I'M PARDONING LIL WAYNE." 185 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,798 BY THE WAY, BEFORE WE SEAL HIM BACK UP IN HIS COFFIN FOR A 186 00:09:46,798 --> 00:09:49,568 WHILE, I WANT TO MENTION, JUST TO PUT ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS 187 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:53,305 BANANA SPLIT OF HYPOCRISY WE'VE BEEN FORCE‐FED FOR THE LAST FOUR 188 00:09:53,305 --> 00:09:56,074 YEARS, IT TURNS OUT, AFTER FLYING AROUND THE COUNTRY 189 00:09:56,074 --> 00:09:58,543 SCREAMING ABOUT THE EVILS OF PROVISIONAL BALLOTS FOR THE LAST 190 00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:02,547 TEN MONTHS, RUDY GIULIANI, VOTED WITH, YOU GUESSED IT! 191 00:10:02,547 --> 00:10:08,020 A PROVISIONAL BALLOT. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 192 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:11,823 THE IRONY IS THICKER THAN THE GRECIAN FORMULA OOZING FROM HIS 193 00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:14,059 PORES. IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE 194 00:10:14,059 --> 00:10:17,095 WHAT RUDY DOES NEXT. IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE 195 00:10:17,095 --> 00:10:18,563 WHAT ANY OF THEM DO NEXT. THEY SAY THAT OUTGOING TRUMP 196 00:10:18,563 --> 00:10:23,869 STAFFERS ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING JOBS. 197 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:28,774 ACCORDING TO ONE FORMER WEST WING OFFICIAL, NO ONE WANTS TO 198 00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,909 TOUCH THEM, THEY'RE TOXIC. SO NOW THAT THEIR TIME IN THE 199 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:32,144 WHITE HOUSE IS OVER, THE QUESTION IS, WHAT WILL THESE 200 00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:37,182 PEOPLE DO? FORTUNATELY, I AM IN POSSESSION 201 00:10:37,182 --> 00:10:42,054 ONE MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL. I BOUGHT IT ON ETSY. 202 00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:48,627 IT'S REALLY A GOOD ONE, TOO. NOW LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THE 203 00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:50,195 FUTURE HOLDS FOR MEMBERS OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. 204 00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:52,464 THERE WE ARE. THAT IS WHITE HOUSE PRESS 205 00:10:52,464 --> 00:10:56,668 SECRETARY KAYLEIGH McENANY. KAYLEIGH WILL GO BACK TO HER OLD 206 00:10:56,668 --> 00:11:02,674 JOB, WORKING AS A WAX FIGURE OF PARIS HILTON AT MADAME TUSSAUDS 207 00:11:02,674 --> 00:11:07,045 IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA. RUDY GIULIANI SIGNS ON AS 208 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:10,382 FOREMAN AT TOTAL SEASONS LANDSCAPING, WHERE HE'S LATER 209 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:18,123 FIRED AFTER A HOMEOWNER CATCHES HIM MASTURBATING IN A SHRUB. 210 00:11:18,123 --> 00:11:24,463 FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, 14‐1 FIGHTING, 211 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:27,599 HER ONLY LOSS TO A JUVENILE ELEPHANT WHO WAS FORCED TO SWIM 212 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:32,237 TO SHORE. WHITE HOUSE ADVISER STEPHEN 213 00:11:32,237 --> 00:11:35,440 MILLER WROTE AND STARS IN A ONE‐MAN SHOW CALLED "IF HITLER 214 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,877 WAS BALD" WHICH HE PERFORMS AT DEMOLITION DERBIES THROUGHOUT 215 00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:40,979 SOUTH DAKOTA. FORMER HOUSING AND URBAN 216 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:45,117 DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY BEN CARSON CAN NOW BE FOUND ASLEEP IN HIS 217 00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:49,554 CAR FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. FORMER COUNSELOR TO THE 218 00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:52,257 PRESIDENT, KELLYANNE CONWAY, RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE 219 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:56,328 WHERE SHE SCARES CROWS OUT OF THE ROSE GARDEN. 220 00:11:56,328 --> 00:11:59,831 FORMER PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER FOUND WORK AS CMO OF FUR 221 00:11:59,831 --> 00:12:03,935 FEST, THE WORLD'S THIRD‐LARGEST FURRY CONVENTION TAKING PLACE 222 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:06,905 JUNE 14th IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA. 223 00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:13,578 AFTER THE DIVORCE, FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP CHANGED HER LAST 224 00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:19,918 NAME AND MARRIED KID ROCK AT THE BOTTOM OF A GRAVEL QUARRY IN 225 00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:23,622 LIVONIA, MICHIGAN. ERIC TRUMP TRIED TO CREATE AN 226 00:12:23,622 --> 00:12:27,592 EBAY ACCOUNT TO SELL NAPKINS HIS FATHER WIPED HIS MOUTH WITH BUT 227 00:12:27,592 --> 00:12:31,930 GAVE UP WHEN HE WAS UNTABLE TO COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL 228 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:36,802 USERNAME. DON JR. BECAME A SAFARI GUIDE IN 229 00:12:36,802 --> 00:12:38,436 OVER AFRICA WHERE HE WAS TORN APART BY BABOONS. 230 00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:44,042 HIS GIRLFRIEND, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, DID NOT ATTEND THE 231 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,377 FUNERAL. DAUGHTER IVANKA TRUMP WENT ON TO 232 00:12:45,377 --> 00:12:49,147 BE MISS JANUARY IN THE BIKINI CALENDAR. 233 00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:54,352 AFTER THE SUPPLIED WITH JARED SHE MOVED TO RANSOM, MISSOURI, 234 00:12:54,352 --> 00:12:57,322 WHERE SHE'S MARRIED TO A DONALD TRUMP IMPERSONATOR. 235 00:12:57,322 --> 00:13:01,226 THE DAY JARED KUSHNER WAS SET TO BE ARRESTED, HE FLED TO 236 00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:04,229 SWITZERLAND, WHERE ACCORDING TO LOCAL LEGEND HE ROAMS THE WOODS 237 00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:11,837 AT NIGHT, CALLING FOR TEENAGERS TO MURDER THEIR PARENTS IN THEIR 238 00:13:11,837 --> 00:13:15,941 SLEEP. FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE 239 00:13:15,941 --> 00:13:19,678 HIJACKED A SPACE ROCKET AND BLASTED OFF TO A PLANET WHERE 240 00:13:19,678 --> 00:13:23,849 HE'S WORSHIPPED FOR HIS TRANSLUCENT NIGHT SKIN. 241 00:13:23,849 --> 00:13:27,686 AS FOR FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, THE NIGHT OF THE 242 00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:31,289 INAUGURATION HE WAS VISITED BY THREE VOTES WHO CONVINCED HIM TO 243 00:13:31,289 --> 00:13:34,759 ABANDON HIS PLANS TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024, AND DONALD J. TRUMP WAS 244 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,996 BETTER THAN HIS WORD. HE BECAME AS GOOD A FRIEND, A 245 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:41,266 GOOD AN EX‐PRESIDENT, AS GOOD A MAN AS THE CITY KNEW. 246 00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,702 TO LITTLE MARCO RUBIO HE BECAME LIKE A FATHER. 247 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:47,305 FROM THEN ON IT WAS SAID OF OLD ORANGE BELLY THAT HE LEARNED HOW 248 00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:50,675 TO KEEP ELECTION DAY IN HIS HEART ALL YEAR ROUND. 249 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:57,649 GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. NAH, I'M JUST SCREWING AROUND. 250 00:13:57,649 --> 00:14:01,419 TRUMP DIED OF GOUT IN GUANTANAMO. HE WILL BE MISSED. 251 00:14:01,419 --> 00:14:03,321 WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 252 00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:05,023 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF IS WITH US. 253 00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,692 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM JACK HARLOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CASEY 254 00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:10,462 AFFLECK, SO STICK AROUND. 255 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:25,377 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM CALIFORNIA'S 28th 256 00:14:25,377 --> 00:14:27,312 CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT, WHICH IS A FANCY WAY OF SAYING "BURBANK," 257 00:14:27,312 --> 00:14:31,816 CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. THEN LATER, HIS ALBUM IS CALLED 258 00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:35,854 "THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY." MUSIC FROM JACK HARLOW. 259 00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:39,658 TOMORROW NIGHT, JOHN OLIVER AND CHARLES P. PIERCE FROM "ESQUIRE" 260 00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:43,828 WILL JOIN US TO CELEBRATE INAUGURATION DAY, WITH MUSIC 261 00:14:43,828 --> 00:14:45,964 FROM ASHLEY McBRYDE. AND ON THURSDAY, ALLISON JANNEY, 262 00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:50,936 DANA BASH FROM CNN, AND MUSIC FROM BEST COAST. 263 00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:53,772 PLEASE JOIN US TOMORROW AND THE NEXT DAY, AND THEN GOING FORTH. 264 00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:58,043 OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND GOLDEN GLOBE‐WINNING ACTOR, A 265 00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:01,980 WRITER, DIRECTOR, AND ONE OF THE THREE MOST FAMOUS CASEYS EVER. 266 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,848 HIS NEW MOVIE "OUR FRIEND" OPENS IN SELECT THEATERS AND PREMIERES 267 00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:08,253 FRIDAY ON DEMAND. PLEASE WELCOME CASEY AFFLECK. 268 00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:09,287 HELLO, CASEY. 269 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,555 >> HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE YOU? 270 00:15:10,555 --> 00:15:15,894 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 271 00:15:15,894 --> 00:15:16,928 >> NICE PLACE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE THINGS? 272 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:20,565 >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. I SEE ME IN YOU RIGHT NOW. 273 00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:23,768 I SEE ME BEHIND YOUR HEAD THERE. WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? 274 00:15:23,768 --> 00:15:28,707 >> OH, THIS IS ‐‐ THIS IS JUST MY WALL OF HERE ROWS BACK HERE. 275 00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:34,112 PEOPLE WHO ‐‐ YOU KNOW THESE GUYS, KING, LINCOLN, 276 00:15:34,112 --> 00:15:39,250 SHAKESPEARE, JAMES KIMMEL, FREDERICK DOUGLAS, KIMMEL, MY 277 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:43,555 KIDS, THAT'S YOU, THAT'S A YOUNG JIMMY KIMMEL RIGHT THERE. 278 00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,557 THIS IS PEOPLE WHO ‐‐ PEOPLE I LOOK UP TO. 279 00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:51,129 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S VERY NICE. I'M SO ‐‐ I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES AS 280 00:15:51,129 --> 00:15:53,598 POPULAR AS LINCOLN IN YOUR HOUSE, I GUESS. 281 00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:56,801 >> WELL, WE ALL GET TO PUT SOMEBODY UP, AND THE KIDS PUT 282 00:15:56,801 --> 00:15:59,037 ONE UP OF YOU EACH. 283 00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:00,171 >> Jimmy: HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 284 00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:02,540 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE KIDS? ARE THEY IN YOUR HOUSE? 285 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:06,378 ARE YOU WATCHING THEM? ARE YOU LOCKED DOWN WITH THEM? 286 00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:07,278 THEY'RE TEENAGERS NOW, RIGHT? 287 00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:12,617 >> AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEM? YEAH THEY'RE TEENAGERS. 288 00:16:12,617 --> 00:16:14,986 WE'RE HERE ‐‐ WE'RE DOING OKAY. I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 289 00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:18,456 THINGS COULD BE WORSE. I KNOW EVERYONE ELSE IS VERY 290 00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:21,092 PRODUCTIVE WITH THEIR HOBBIES AND THEIR WORK AND LEARNING HOW 291 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:24,696 TO DO THINGS. BUT WE'RE JUST ‐‐ I FIND WE'RE 292 00:16:24,696 --> 00:16:27,399 TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DAYS AND WE'RE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD 293 00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:30,301 TIME. WE'VE BEEN MOSTLY INSIDE, LIKE A 294 00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:33,304 LOT OF PEOPLE. BUT WE HAVE ‐‐ I GOT A CHANCE TO 295 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,673 GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE. WE TOOK A ROAD TRIP THIS SUMMER, 296 00:16:35,673 --> 00:16:38,143 DROVE AROUND THE COUNTRY A LITTLE BIT, WHICH IS SOMETHING 297 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:39,344 WE LIKE TO DO. 298 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:39,744 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 299 00:16:39,744 --> 00:16:40,311 >> THAT WAS FUN. 300 00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:44,716 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU SAY WE LIKE TO DO THIS, I WANT TO PUT UP A 301 00:16:44,716 --> 00:16:47,852 PHOTOGRAPH OF THE BOYS WITH YOU. THIS IS A PICTURE ‐‐ WHERE IS 302 00:16:47,852 --> 00:16:51,790 THIS? IS THIS THE GRAND CANYON? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 303 00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:55,560 >> THAT'S NOT THE GRAND CANYON, THAT'S CALLED THE RED RIM CANYON. 304 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,729 I GUESS YOU GOT THAT OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA. YEAH. 305 00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,398 I MEAN, YOU KNOW. THEY DON'T LOOK THAT HAPPY. 306 00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:03,601 I MEAN, LOOK, THEY'RE TEENAGERS. THEY DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE IN 307 00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:05,503 THE HOUSE WITH ME. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO 308 00:17:05,503 --> 00:17:07,939 GET THEM OUT. BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FELT 309 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,076 THAT BEING STUCK IN A CAR FOR TWO WEEKS WITH ME WAS OUT OF THE 310 00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:14,012 FRYING PAN, INTO THE FIRE. BUT YOU KNOW. TRY. 311 00:17:14,012 --> 00:17:17,182 >> Jimmy: IT'S A WEIRD THING. I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS, AT 312 00:17:17,182 --> 00:17:21,186 WHAT AGE, BUT THERE'S AN AGE AT WHICH SIGHTSEEING BECOMES 313 00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:23,588 INTERESTING. AND BELOW IT ‐‐ I JUST REMEMBER 314 00:17:23,588 --> 00:17:25,690 SO MANY TIMES BEING IN THE BACK SEAT AND MY PARENTS WOULD BE 315 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,860 LIKE, OH! LOOK AT THAT MOUNTAIN! AND I'D BE LIKE, YEAH, ALL 316 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:34,099 RIGHT, WHO CARES? AND NOW I'M THE ONE TELLING MY 317 00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:35,433 KIDS TO LOOK AT THE MOUNTAIN, AND THEY'RE TELLING ME, WHO 318 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:37,669 CARES? 319 00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:41,539 >> YEAH, WELL ‐‐ I THINK PART OF WHAT IT IS, ONCE YOU START BEING 320 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:44,742 THE DRIVER, YOU CARE A LITTLE BIT MORE FOR SOME WEIRD REASON. 321 00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:48,947 MY OLDER ONE, HE DRIVES. I'M RESTING IN THE SEAT NEXT TO 322 00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:50,582 HIM. HE STARTS POINTING OUT THE MOUNTAINS TO ME. 323 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:55,520 >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT IT IS? SO ON A ROAD TRIP YOU LET YOUR 324 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,521 SON DRIVE THE CAR? 325 00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:57,422 >> NOT MUCH. 326 00:17:57,422 --> 00:18:01,926 >> Jimmy: NOT MUCH, YEAH. THAT'S VERY TRUSTING, YEAH. 327 00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:04,696 SO ‐‐ OKAY, SO YOU'RE KEEPING BUSY THERE. 328 00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:06,131 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS. 329 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:10,034 BUT THE ROOM I'M IN RIGHT NOW, DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT AT ALL? 330 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:12,303 >> NO. 331 00:18:12,303 --> 00:18:14,205 >> Jimmy: WE WATCHED THE PATRIOTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL IN 332 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:15,073 THIS ROOM. 333 00:18:15,073 --> 00:18:18,443 >> IS THAT RIGHT? 334 00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:19,978 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I SAID WE ‐‐ 335 00:18:19,978 --> 00:18:21,379 >> ALL I RECOGNIZE IS THAT LITTLE CORNER. 336 00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:24,449 >> Jimmy: YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WERE HERE AND THE PATRIOTS ‐‐ 337 00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:25,717 AND TOM BRADY WAS THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE PATRIOTS AT 338 00:18:25,717 --> 00:18:27,352 THAT TIME. 339 00:18:27,352 --> 00:18:29,888 >> THAT'S RIGHT. YOU FOLLOW FOOTBALL. 340 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:33,525 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. NOW TOM BRADY, IT'S A WEIRD 341 00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:35,793 THING, THE PATRIOTS ARE NOT IN THE SUPER BOWL, LIKE AT ALL, 342 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:38,696 LIKE I MEAN ‐‐ EVEN IN THE PLAYOFFS. 343 00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:41,733 IT SEEMS THAT THEY'RE TERRIBLE NOW. 344 00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:46,004 AND YET TOM BRADY HAS CONTINUED ON ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW 345 00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:48,139 THIS, HE'S ON ANOTHER TEAM NOW. 346 00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:48,673 >> YEAH. 347 00:18:48,673 --> 00:18:51,709 >> Jimmy: AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE AWARE OF THAT AND WHAT 348 00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,311 YOUR FEELINGS ARE ON THAT. 349 00:18:53,311 --> 00:18:55,647 >> THAT'S FUNNY. I'M A PATRIOTS FAN. 350 00:18:55,647 --> 00:18:58,716 I REMAIN A PATRIOTS FAN. BUT I LOVE TOM AND I'M ALWAYS 351 00:18:58,716 --> 00:19:03,121 GOING TO ROOT FOR HIM. I LIKE WATCHING HIM PLAY. 352 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:06,257 I THINK IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE. IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GOOD FOR 353 00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:07,759 EVERYONE. SOMETIMES YOU'VE GOT TO ‐‐ YOU 354 00:19:07,759 --> 00:19:12,030 WANT TO GROW IN A NEW WAY, YOU HAVE TO GO TO A NEW PLACE AND DO 355 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:16,100 IT. BUT HE'S THE GOAT. THE OTHER THING IS THAT THE 356 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,702 PATRIOTS CAN STILL WIN. NOT THIS SEASON. 357 00:19:17,702 --> 00:19:21,773 BUT THEY DON'T NEED TO HAVE THE GOAT TO WIN. 358 00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:24,375 YOU KNOW, THE TEAM THAT WINS IS NOT THE TEAM WITH THE BEST 359 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:27,779 PLAYERS. 360 00:19:27,779 --> 00:19:30,381 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. BUT WHEN YOU SAY IT WORKED OUT 361 00:19:30,381 --> 00:19:33,851 THE BEST FOR EVERYBODY, YOU REALIZE THAT IT DID NOT IN ANY 362 00:19:33,851 --> 00:19:39,757 WAY WORK OUT WELL FOR THE PATRIOTS? 363 00:19:39,757 --> 00:19:44,696 >> THIS IS A BUILDING YEAR. GIVE IT TIME, GIVE IT TIME. 364 00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:49,934 >> Jimmy: I GOTCHA, ALL RIGHT. WELL LISTEN, THE MOVIE, BY THE 365 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:56,507 WAY, I WATCHED THE MOVIE LAST NIGHT. OH MY GOD, WHAT A 366 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,309 HEART‐WRENCHING FILM AND STORY THIS IS. 367 00:19:58,309 --> 00:20:01,679 AND A TRUE STORY, TOO, WHICH MAKES IT EVEN ‐‐ THERE'S 368 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,582 SOMETHING ABOUT THE STORY BEING TRUE THAT REALLY MAKES IT STICK 369 00:20:04,582 --> 00:20:08,953 WITH YOU. IT'S YOU, DAKOTA JOHNSON, WHO 370 00:20:08,953 --> 00:20:11,222 HAPPENS TO BE MY NEXT‐DOOR NEIGHBOR, BY THE WAY. 371 00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:18,096 SHE CAN PROBABLY HEAR US RIGHT NOW. AND JASON SEGEL TAKING ON A 372 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:22,267 SOMEWHAT SERIOUS ROLE, BUT H HUMOROUS AS WELL. 373 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:28,840 ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO SAD MOVIES, TO MOVIES ABOUT HEARTBREAK? 374 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,377 >> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN ‐‐ THEY MIGHT BE THE ONLY 375 00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:34,545 MOVIES THAT WILL CAST ME, YOU KNOW? 376 00:20:34,545 --> 00:20:37,482 I END UP ‐‐ I'VE ENDED UP IN SOME OF THEM. 377 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:40,818 BUT THIS IS A MOVIE, IT IS SORT OF LIGHTHEARTED EVEN THOUGH IT 378 00:20:40,818 --> 00:20:44,856 IS ABOUT A FAMILY IN A CRISIS. IT HAS SOME ‐‐ THERE'S SOME 379 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:48,059 SADNESS IN IT. BUT IT'S ALSO VERY FUNNY. 380 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:51,596 JASON SEGEL'S ALWAYS VERY FUNNY, DAKOTA'S INCREDIBLY CHARMING, 381 00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:56,834 THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN IT, NATE BENTON FROM "HAMILTON." 382 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,871 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OTHER THAN ME, SO IT WON'T JUST BE A 383 00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:05,076 DOWNER, IT WILL ALSO BE SOMETHING YOU'LL ENJOY. 384 00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:09,747 BUT THIS IS REALLY ACTUALLY KIND OF AN UPLIFTING MOVIE, DESPITE. 385 00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:10,748 >> Jimmy: YES, I AGREE. 386 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,350 >> YEAH, YEAH. 387 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,553 >> Jimmy: YOU ‐‐ LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, I THINK YOU 388 00:21:15,553 --> 00:21:19,290 BROUGHT ME ‐‐ YOU MADE ME SOMETHING. YOU MADE ME A BAT. 389 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:22,827 A WOODEN MAT BAT THAT YOU MILLED. IS IT CORRECT TO SAY YOU MILLED 390 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:23,261 THIS BAT? 391 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:26,431 >> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE WORD YOU WOULD USE. 392 00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:29,467 I PUT IT ON A MACHINE AND CARVED IT UP, YEAH. 393 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:32,337 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL WOODWORKING? ARE YOU STILL THAT? 394 00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:36,741 >> I'VE STOPPED WOODWORKING. IN PART IT'S BECAUSE THE WOOD 395 00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:38,509 SHOP IS CLOSED DURING THE PANDEMIC. 396 00:21:38,509 --> 00:21:41,245 ALSO BECAUSE I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO MAKING THAT BAT FOR YOU AND 397 00:21:41,245 --> 00:21:44,248 I BROUGHT IT OVER AND IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU WEREN'T AT 398 00:21:44,248 --> 00:21:44,982 ALL IMPRESSED. 399 00:21:44,982 --> 00:21:45,416 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 400 00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:49,120 >> IT WAS A LITTLE DISHE DISHEARTENING. 401 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,755 I GUESS LOOKING AT THE WOOD BEHIND YOU, I FEEL PRETTY GOOD 402 00:21:50,755 --> 00:21:54,359 ABOUT MY WORK. 403 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,394 >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S JUST ‐‐ THOSE ARE LOGS. 404 00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:57,995 THEY HAVEN'T BEEN FORMED. 405 00:21:57,995 --> 00:22:01,432 >> NO, YOU WORKED ON THOSE. THOSE AREN'T LOGS, YOU WORKED IT. 406 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:05,636 >> Jimmy: NO, THEY'RE LOGS, FOR REAL. YOU WANT TO SEE ONE? 407 00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:12,009 HOLD ON, LET ME GET A LOG. PEOPLE DO ASK ABOUT THEM A LOT. 408 00:22:12,009 --> 00:22:18,516 LOOK. THEY'RE JUST LOGS. 409 00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,318 >> YEAH. BUT MY BAT LOOKED BETTER THAN 410 00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:23,721 THAT, I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY ARE. 411 00:22:23,721 --> 00:22:25,990 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THESE ARE IN THEIR RAW TREE FORM. 412 00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:29,994 THEY GREW LIKE THIS. IT DIDN'T REQUIRE ANY MANPOWER. 413 00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,029 >> SOMEONE HAD TO WORK ON THOSE. 414 00:22:32,029 --> 00:22:34,832 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, THEY DID CUT THEM, ALL RIGHT. 415 00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,134 ANYWAY. I DON'T WANT TO DWELL ON THAT. 416 00:22:36,134 --> 00:22:40,805 THANKS FOR THE BAT. I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU'RE NOT AT 417 00:22:40,805 --> 00:22:44,041 TRUMP'S GOING‐AWAY PARTY TONIGHT. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT YOU 418 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,878 WOULD BE THERE. DID YOU NOT GET INVITED? 419 00:22:46,878 --> 00:22:52,617 >> YEAH, I WASN'T INVITED. WHAT A ‐‐ WHAT A ‐‐ WHAT A 420 00:22:52,617 --> 00:22:57,054 THING, HUH, MAN? MY GOD. IT'S SAD. 421 00:22:57,054 --> 00:22:59,857 I'VE SEEN THOSE PICTURES FROM WHEN ‐‐ PREPARING FOR THE 422 00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:04,629 INAUGURATION, YOU KNOW. THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT AND 423 00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:10,034 IT'S MARKED LIKE LARGE METAL BARRIERS INSTEAD OF CONFETTI AND 424 00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:11,002 CELEBRATION, YOU KNOW? IT'S KIND OF ‐‐ 425 00:23:11,002 --> 00:23:13,337 >> Jimmy: I KNOW. IT IS ‐‐ IT'S NOT THE WAY IT 426 00:23:13,337 --> 00:23:17,008 SHOULD BE. BUT I THINK THERE'S CERTAINLY 427 00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:19,110 CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION. AND I THINK THAT IF SOMEBODY 428 00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:22,847 TOLD US, HEY, LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? BIDEN'S GOING TO GET 429 00:23:22,847 --> 00:23:25,216 INAUGURATED, BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE MUCH OF A PARTY AND 430 00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:28,486 THERE ARE GOING TO BE A LOT OF TROOPS AND A LOT OF METAL BARS. 431 00:23:28,486 --> 00:23:31,222 WE'D SAY, OKAY, WE CAN DEAL WITH THAT. 432 00:23:31,222 --> 00:23:32,990 THAT'S HOW I'M LOOKING AT IT, I GUESS. 433 00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,358 I'M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. 434 00:23:34,358 --> 00:23:37,395 >> I LIKE THAT. I MEAN, YES, AND ALONG THOSE 435 00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:40,198 LINES, I'LL SAY THAT PEOPLE LOOK BACK ON THESE YEARS AND THEY 436 00:23:40,198 --> 00:23:45,036 WILL FORGET HOW AWFUL IT WAS. I THINK THEY WILL JUST SEE THE 437 00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:51,776 PROGRESS WAS MADE, IT WASN'T PRETTY, BUT THAT IT HAPPENED. 438 00:23:51,776 --> 00:23:53,344 YOU KNOW. THEY WILL REMEMBER THE PROMISE 439 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:57,748 OF THE SILVER LINING, NOT THE DARK CLOUD WE ALL FELT. 440 00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:00,151 >> Jimmy: I HOPE SO. I THINK SO. 441 00:24:00,151 --> 00:24:02,420 I THINK PROBABLY WE HAVE A TENDENCY AS HUMAN BEINGS TO 442 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,754 REMEMBER THE GOOD STUFF, RIGHT? 443 00:24:03,754 --> 00:24:06,424 >> NOT ME. BUT I THINK OTHER PEOPLE ARE 444 00:24:06,424 --> 00:24:11,929 GOING TO REMEMBER IT THAT WAY. ALSO, SOMEBODY SAID ‐‐ SOMEONE 445 00:24:11,929 --> 00:24:15,733 SAID, DEMOCRACY DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL RESULTS, BECAUSE 446 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:18,569 DEMOCRACY ITSELF IS BEAUTIFUL. AND THIS HAS BEEN THE PERFECT 447 00:24:18,569 --> 00:24:22,206 EXAMPLE OF THAT. IT'S BEEN UGLY, IT'S BEEN 448 00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:25,610 PAINFUL. BUT I THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, THE 449 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:31,115 FACT THAT EVERYONE IS SO INVOLVED, ONCE THINGS STOP BEING 450 00:24:31,115 --> 00:24:34,318 SO INCREDIBLY HOSTILE, THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TAKEN LIKE 451 00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:36,487 THREE STEPS IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 452 00:24:36,487 --> 00:24:39,023 >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, CASEY AFFLECK. 453 00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:41,859 THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. THE MOVIE IS CALLED "OUR FRIEND." 454 00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:45,563 IT IS PREMIERING IN SELECT THEETERS WHICH YOU PROBABLY 455 00:24:45,563 --> 00:24:49,767 CAN'T GO TO, BUT YOU CAN GET ON IT DEMAND FRIDAY. THANKS, CASEY. 456 00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:53,104 BE BACK WITH CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF! 457 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:04,872 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. OUR NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS 458 00:25:04,872 --> 00:25:07,307 CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, AND 459 00:25:07,307 --> 00:25:12,946 THANK GOODNESS, BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IN 460 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,848 NEED OF INTELLIGENCE THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW. 461 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,617 PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAIRMAN OF THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE 462 00:25:16,617 --> 00:25:19,953 AND OUR LOCAL CONGRESSMAN, TOO, THE HONORABLE ADAM SCHIFF. 463 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,857 HELLO, HONORABLE ADAM SCHIFF. IS IT OKAY TO CALL YOU ADAM OR 464 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:26,827 SHOULD WE GO WITH CONGRESSMAN? I GUESS CONGRESSMAN. 465 00:25:26,827 --> 00:25:27,961 >> ADAM SOUNDS GREAT, THANK YOU. 466 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,596 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU? 467 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:33,033 >> I'M GOOD. YOU KNOW, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. 468 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:35,969 DOING JUST FINE. HEALTHY AND HOPING TO STAY THAT 469 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:36,302 WAY. 470 00:25:36,302 --> 00:25:37,905 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO MISS DONALD 471 00:25:37,905 --> 00:25:38,739 TRUMP? ARE YOU A LITTLE BIT WISTFUL 472 00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:42,175 RIGHT NOW? 473 00:25:42,175 --> 00:25:44,211 >> I AM NOT THE LEAST BIT WISTFUL. 474 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:47,080 IN FACT, I THINK ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, JUST NOT 475 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,752 BEING BOMBARDED WITH HIS TWEETS EVERY DAY HAS BEEN THE GREATEST 476 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:54,821 IMPROVEMENT TO ALL OF OUR MENTAL HEALTH. 477 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,958 SO I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOMENT THAT HE'S GONE. 478 00:25:57,958 --> 00:26:00,294 IT JUST CAN'T COME QUICK ENOUGH. 479 00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:03,664 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INTERESTING, HOW MUCH HE SEEMS TO HAVE 480 00:26:03,664 --> 00:26:05,966 DISAPPEARED SINCE HE'S BEEN TAKEN OFF SOCIAL MEDIA. 481 00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:08,769 I MEAN, IT REALLY MADE A ‐‐ I DIDN'T THINK ‐‐ I THOUGHT HE'D 482 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:13,407 STILL FIGURE OUT WAYS TO GET IN OUR FACES, AND HE HASN'T. 483 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,741 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 484 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:18,278 I THOUGHT HE WOULD AS WELL. BUT HE'S ‐‐ I THINK A 485 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:22,249 COMBINATION OF LOST THAT BIG PLATFORM ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT 486 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:26,053 ALSO GONE INTO SECLUSION. YOU KNOW, I THINK HE STILL CAN'T 487 00:26:26,053 --> 00:26:31,158 GET OVER THAT HE IS LEAVING OFFICE AS A BIG LOSER, AND 488 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:38,031 REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO BE SEEN. SO FINE, GOOD RIDDANCE. 489 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:42,169 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO BEGIN 490 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:45,072 AND FOR US TO BE ABLE TO TURN THE PAGE ON THIS UGLY CHAPTER. 491 00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:48,141 >> Jimmy: YEAH. IT ENDED IN A VERY UGLY FASHION. 492 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:54,081 YOU WERE IN THE CAPITOL WHEN THE ANIMALS ATTACKED. 493 00:26:54,081 --> 00:26:56,850 I WOULD IMAGINE THAT WAS A SCARY EXPERIENCE? 494 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:59,653 >> IT WAS. YOU KNOW, I WAS VERY FOCUSED ON 495 00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:02,189 WHAT I WAS DOING. THE SPEAKER HAD ASKED ME AND 496 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:05,525 SEVERAL OF MY COLLEAGUES TO LEAD THE OPPOSITION TO THIS CHALLENGE 497 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,761 TO THE ELECTORS AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT, WHAT AM I GOING 498 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:10,998 TO SAY, HOW AM I GOING TO REBUT THE ARGUMENTS THE OTHERS WERE 499 00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:13,000 MAKING? I LOOKED UP AND SAW THE SPEAKER 500 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,469 WAS GONE FROM THE CHAIR, THEN THE POLICE CAME IMMEDIATELY BACK 501 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:19,139 IN AND GOT OUR NUMBER TWO, STENY HOYER, OUT OF THE CHAMBER. 502 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:23,377 AND I REMEMBER GOING UP TO JIM McGOVERN, A COLLEAGUE FROM 503 00:27:23,377 --> 00:27:27,280 MASSACHUSETTS, WHO WAS ASKED TO STEP IN FOR THE SPEAKER AND 504 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,182 PRESIDE. I WENT UP TO HIM AND I SAID, 505 00:27:29,182 --> 00:27:32,252 THANK GOD WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE DISPOSABLE IN THE 506 00:27:32,252 --> 00:27:34,955 SPEAKER'S CHAIR. I STILL DIDN'T KNOW HOW SERIOUS 507 00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:38,392 THE SITUATION WAS. BUT THEN WE HAVE THESE 508 00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:42,229 SUCCESSIVE ANNOUNCEMENTS BY CAPITOL POLICE THAT THERE WERE 509 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:45,265 INTRUDERS, RIOTERS IN THE BUILDING, WE NEEDED TO GET GAS 510 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:49,336 MASKS OUT. ONE OF MY NEW COLLEAGUES PICKED 511 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,640 UP ONE OF THESE POSTS WITH A HAND SANITIZER ATTACHED TO IT TO 512 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,310 USE AS A CLUB. AND I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE 513 00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,813 MEMBER, AND I SAID, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 514 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:03,383 AND HE SAID, 72 HOURS. AND I SAID, WHAT? 515 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:07,821 HE SAID, I JUST GOT ELECTED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO SAY I 516 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:11,758 SAID, WELL, IT'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS. 517 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:14,761 AND I REMEMBER ONE OF MY OTHER COLLEAGUES, SEAN PATRICK 518 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:17,964 MALONEY, AS WE WALKED OUT HE POINTED TO THIS REPUBLICAN 519 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:21,935 MEMBER WITH THE POST, WITH THE HAND SANITIZER ATTACHED, AND HE 520 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:24,671 SAID, WELL, EITHER THAT GUY'S REALLY CONCERNED OVER HIS SAFETY 521 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:28,742 OR HE'S JUST REALLY DEDICATED TO HAND HYGIENE. 522 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:33,146 BUT IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS AWFUL. SURREAL. 523 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:37,050 >> Jimmy: AND OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THERE, YOU HAVE TO BE AWARE 524 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:40,620 OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE MORE RECOGNIZABLE FACES WHEN 525 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:45,092 IT COMES TO THE ANTI‐TRUMP MOVEMENT. 526 00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:48,728 AND IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN GREAT IF THEY'D FOUND YOU. 527 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:53,233 LUCKILY THEY DIDN'T FIND YOU. YOU GUYS WERE CORRALLED INTO A 528 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:58,472 ROOM TOGETHER. IN THAT ROOM WHERE YOU WERE WITH 529 00:28:58,472 --> 00:29:01,608 REPUBLICANS, SOME OF WHOM MAY HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO WHAT 530 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:04,377 HAPPENED, WAS THERE ANIMOSITY? WAS THERE BONDING? 531 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:07,180 WHAT WAS IT LIKE IN THERE? 532 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,450 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING YOU MENTION THAT IT WOULD NOT 533 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:14,421 HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING FOR THE MOBSTERS TO GET AHOLD OF ME. 534 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:18,792 A NUMBER OF REPUBLICANS, AS WE ARE RUSHING OUT OF THE CHAMBERS, 535 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:22,095 SAID TO ME ‐‐ BECAUSE WE COULD LITERALLY SEE GLASS BREAKING AS 536 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:27,667 THE RIOTERS WERE SMASHING THE GLASS DOORS TO GET INTO THE 537 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,737 CHAMBER. A NUMBER OF REPUBLICANS SAID TO 538 00:29:30,737 --> 00:29:34,307 ME, YOU CAN'T LET THEM SEE YOU. WE CAN TALK TO THESE PEOPLE, WE 539 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:37,577 KNOW THESE PEOPLE, BUT YOU CAN'T LET THEM SEE YOU. 540 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,846 MY INITIAL REACTION WAS TO BE TOUCHED THEY WERE CONCERNED FOR 541 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:42,082 MY SAFETY. A MOMENT LATER I THOUGHT TO 542 00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:47,854 MYSELF, NO, WADE A SECT. IF THESE GUYS HADN'T BEEN 543 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,290 PUSHING THE PRESIDENT'S LIES THE LAST FOUR YEARS, I WOULDN'T HAVE 544 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:53,026 HAD TO WORRY ABOUT MY SECURITY, NOBODY WOULD HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 545 00:29:53,026 --> 00:29:55,562 THEIR SECURITY. WHEN WE DID GET TO THAT SECURE 546 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:59,166 SPACE, THERE WAS A LOT OF ANIMOSITY. 547 00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:03,303 YOU KNOW, ON THE PART OF MANY OF US, TOWARDS OUR REPUBLICAN 548 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:06,173 COLLEAGUES THAT HAD BROUGHT SUCH RUIN ON OUR HOUSE. 549 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:10,944 WHO EVEN THEN, STANDING AROUND WITH NO MASKS ON, JUST ADDING TO 550 00:30:10,944 --> 00:30:14,681 THE MISERABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. BUT THEN TO GO RIGHT BACK TO THE 551 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:20,053 FLOOR HOURS LATER AND PICK UP WHERE THEY LEFT OFF, PROPAGATING 552 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:22,722 THE BIG LIE. AND THESE MEMBERS, JIMMY, THEY 553 00:30:22,722 --> 00:30:26,092 KNOW IT'S A BIG LIE. UNLIKE SOME OF THOSE 554 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:29,196 INSURRECTIONISTS WHO BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT'S LIES, THEY KNOW THEY 555 00:30:29,196 --> 00:30:31,464 WERE LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THESE MEMBERS. 556 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:36,770 AND THAT'S JUST UNFORGIVABLE, WHAT THEY BROUGHT DOWN ON THIS 557 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:39,673 COUNTRY. WE CAME VERY CLOSE LAST WEEK TO 558 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:45,679 LOSING OUR DEMOCRACY. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE 559 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:49,416 INSURRECTIONISTS, BUT BECAUSE IF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HADN'T DEFIED 560 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:53,887 EFFORTS TO DISENFRANCHISE THEM AND GO TO VOTE, IF OTHERS HADN'T 561 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:57,257 DONE THEIR DUTY, LOCAL ELECTIONS OFFICIALS, AND PLAYED IT BY THE 562 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:00,227 BOOK, IF SECRETARIES OF STATE, LIKE IN GEORGIA, HADN'T DONE 563 00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:04,664 THEIR JOB, IF JUDGES HADN'T DONE THEIR JOB, DONALD TRUMP WOULD 564 00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:07,801 HAVE SUCCEEDED IN OVERTURNING A DEMOCRATIC ELECTION AND PUT US 565 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:10,904 ON THE FAST TRAIN TO DICTATORSHIP. 566 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:15,175 WE CAME VERY CLOSE TO LOSING SOMETHING VERY PRECIOUS. 567 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:16,209 >> Jimmy: CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF IS WITH US. 568 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:19,879 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 569 00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:28,346 >>> WHAT ARE THE ODDS, IF LEFT IN OFFICE, HE WILL CONTINUE 570 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:33,754 TRYING TO CHEAT? I WILL TELL YOU. 100%. 571 00:31:33,754 --> 00:31:38,826 NOT 5%, NOT 10%, EVEN 50%, BUT 100%. 572 00:31:38,826 --> 00:31:40,928 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF. YOU WERE RIGHT. 573 00:31:40,928 --> 00:31:45,533 IS IT HARD NOT TO TELL EVERYTHING "I TOLD YOU SO"? 574 00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:49,236 WHEN YOU SPECIFICALLY, ON TELEVISION, SAID 100%. 575 00:31:49,236 --> 00:31:52,873 WHICH I WONDER, EVEN AS YOU WERE SAYING THOSE WORDS, DID YOU 576 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:57,411 THINK MAYBE IT WOULD BE 99% AND NOT 100%? 577 00:31:57,411 --> 00:31:59,713 DID YOU REALLY KNOW IT WAS 100%? 578 00:31:59,713 --> 00:32:02,082 >> I FELT PRETTY CONFIDENT IT WAS 100%. 579 00:32:02,082 --> 00:32:05,419 WE'VE KNOWN WHO THIS GUY IS FROM DAY ONE. 580 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:07,588 AND THERE WAS NO CAMOUFLAGING IT. 581 00:32:07,588 --> 00:32:11,325 DONALD TRUMP NEVER TRIED TO HIDE HIS DEPRAVITY, HIS LACK OF 582 00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:14,461 ETHICS, HIS LACK OF CHARACTER, HIS WILLINGNESS TO CHEAT BY ANY 583 00:32:14,461 --> 00:32:16,697 MEANS. SO, YOU KNOW, THIS ADDS TO THE 584 00:32:16,697 --> 00:32:21,669 TRAGEDY, JIMMY, BECAUSE IT WAS SO EMINENTLY PREDICTABLE AND 585 00:32:21,669 --> 00:32:23,103 FORESEEABLE. THIS DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN. 586 00:32:23,103 --> 00:32:25,773 IF MORE OF THOSE SENATORS HAD FOUND THE COURAGE, AS MITT 587 00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:31,478 ROMNEY DID, TO LIVE UP TO THEIR OATH ‐‐ THEY DIDN'T DISPUTE THE 588 00:32:31,478 --> 00:32:33,981 PRESIDENT'S GUILT. THEY JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE 589 00:32:33,981 --> 00:32:36,917 COURAGE TO ACT ON THEIR CONVICTION. 590 00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:39,954 AND IT'S BEEN RUINOUS FOR US THAT THEY DIDN'T. 591 00:32:39,954 --> 00:32:44,158 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, I THINK THE CASE YOU MADE IN THE FIRST 592 00:32:44,158 --> 00:32:48,362 IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WAS EVEN STRONGER, MORE CLEAR‐CUT, THAN 593 00:32:48,362 --> 00:32:50,831 THIS ONE. WERE YOU ENCOURAGED BY MITCH 594 00:32:50,831 --> 00:32:54,535 McCONNELL'S WORDS TODAY, WHERE HE REALLY PUT BLAME SQUARELY ON 595 00:32:54,535 --> 00:32:58,772 THE PRESIDENT FOR WHAT HAPPENED? 596 00:32:58,772 --> 00:33:02,309 >> WELL, HE IS CERTAINLY SPEAKING LIKE SOMEONE WHO 597 00:33:02,309 --> 00:33:05,045 RECOGNIZES THE PRESIDENT'S GUILT AND WHAT HE DID IS AN 598 00:33:05,045 --> 00:33:07,715 IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE. BUT NONETHELESS, THERE IS SOME 599 00:33:07,715 --> 00:33:12,486 AMBIGUITY IN HIS WORDS. AND I CAN'T REMEMBER EXACTLY HIS 600 00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:13,320 PHRASING. BUT HE DIDN'T USE THE WORD 601 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,357 "INCITEMENT." HE DID TALK ABOUT THE 602 00:33:16,357 --> 00:33:20,327 PRESIDENT'S RESPONSIBILITY IN TERMS OF MOBILIZING THAT MOB. 603 00:33:20,327 --> 00:33:23,631 BUT I THINK HE STILL LEFT HIMSELF SOME ROOM. 604 00:33:23,631 --> 00:33:28,802 I HAVE TO HOPE AND PRAY THAT HE WILL DO HIS CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY, 605 00:33:28,802 --> 00:33:31,872 BECAUSE I THINK AS MITCH McCONNELL GOES, MANY OTHER 606 00:33:31,872 --> 00:33:35,643 REPUBLICAN SENATORS WILL GO. BUT WE FELT IT VITALLY IMPORTANT 607 00:33:35,643 --> 00:33:41,682 IN THE HOUSE THAT WE DO OUR JOB. AND I'M GRATEFUL THAT WE HAD TEN 608 00:33:41,682 --> 00:33:46,053 REPUBLICANS WILLING TO DO THEIRS. IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T EXCUSE ALL 609 00:33:46,053 --> 00:33:50,224 THE ENABLEMENT THAT THOSE TEN, AS WELL AS HUNDREDS OF OTHERS IN 610 00:33:50,224 --> 00:33:54,995 THE GOP, HAVE COMMITTED OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS. 611 00:33:54,995 --> 00:33:57,865 BUT NONETHELESS, A VERY IMPORTANT STEP OF ACCOUNTABILITY 612 00:33:57,865 --> 00:34:03,237 TO IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT AGAIN. AND I HOPE AND PRAY THAT HE'S 613 00:34:03,237 --> 00:34:06,640 CONVICTED, BECAUSE JIMMY, IF IT WAS 100% LIKELIHOOD THAT HE 614 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,044 WOULD SEEK TO CHEAT AGAIN IN THE LAST ELECTION, IT IS ALSO 100% 615 00:34:10,044 --> 00:34:13,147 LIKELY THAT IF HE RUNS AGAIN IN FOUR YEARS AND WE ALLOW HIM TO 616 00:34:13,147 --> 00:34:16,417 DO SO, HE WILL SEEK TO CHEAT IN THAT ELECTION AS WELL. 617 00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:18,752 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL GO TO PRISON? 618 00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:22,089 DO YOU THINK THERE'S A CHANCE THAT WILL HAPPEN? 619 00:34:22,089 --> 00:34:26,894 >> THERE'S CERTAINLY A CHANCE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GAUGE THE 620 00:34:26,894 --> 00:34:31,198 ODDS. THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS GOING 621 00:34:31,198 --> 00:34:34,568 TO HAVE VERY DIFFICULT DECISIONS TO MAKE, AND I HAVE A LOT OF 622 00:34:34,568 --> 00:34:36,970 CONFIDENCE JUDGE GARLAND WILL MAKE THEM WITH THE GREATEST 623 00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:38,172 INTEGRITY. THERE'S ALREADY AN INDICTMENT 624 00:34:38,172 --> 00:34:41,175 THAT'S BEEN WRITTEN BY THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK IN 625 00:34:41,175 --> 00:34:45,312 WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS INDIVIDUAL NUMBER ONE, AND ORGANIZED AND 626 00:34:45,312 --> 00:34:48,615 DIRECT CAMPAIGN OF FRAUD SCHEME, THE SAME ONE MICHAEL COHEN WENT 627 00:34:48,615 --> 00:34:51,385 TO PRISON FOR. SO THERE ARE THOSE ISSUES EVEN 628 00:34:51,385 --> 00:34:55,622 SEPARATE AND APART FROM HIS INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE AT THE 629 00:34:55,622 --> 00:34:58,726 CAPITOL. BUT THERE ARE ALSO OTHERS AROUND 630 00:34:58,726 --> 00:35:02,663 THE PRESIDENT WHO HAVE I THINK CRIMINAL AS WELL AS CIVIL 631 00:35:02,663 --> 00:35:05,032 EXPOSURE. WHERE THAT WILL ALL END UP, I 632 00:35:05,032 --> 00:35:07,935 DON'T KNOW. BUT WHY THINK THERE'S A NEED FOR 633 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:10,804 ACCOUNT ABILITY. THAT YES, WE NEED TO HEAL. 634 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:14,608 YES, WE NEED TO BRING ABOUT UNITY. AND THERE NEEDS TO BE 635 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:16,543 RECONCILIATION. BUT THERE CAN'T BE 636 00:35:16,543 --> 00:35:18,278 RECONCILIATION WITHOUT ACCOUNTABILITY, WITHOUT TRUTH, 637 00:35:18,278 --> 00:35:20,214 WITHOUT JUSTICE. 638 00:35:20,214 --> 00:35:24,351 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, WE THANK YOU FOR HOW SERIOUSLY YOU 639 00:35:24,351 --> 00:35:28,956 TAKE YOUR JOB. IT SEEMS THAT MANY IN THE HOUSE 640 00:35:28,956 --> 00:35:31,225 DON'T. AND THAT I KNOW THAT YOU DO, AND 641 00:35:31,225 --> 00:35:35,429 I KNOW THAT YOU WORK VERY HARD. AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE 642 00:35:35,429 --> 00:35:41,335 DONE TO KEEP THIS GUY IN CHECK. WHETHER SUCCESSFUL OR NOT, YOU 643 00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:44,538 DID A LOT, I THINK. AND IT MAKES US FEEL GOOD TO 644 00:35:44,538 --> 00:35:48,976 KNOW THAT WE HAVE SOMEBODY IN CONGRESS WHO IS ACTUALLY 645 00:35:48,976 --> 00:35:51,211 INTELLIGENT WORKING IN THE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE. 646 00:35:51,211 --> 00:35:55,282 SO THANK YOU, CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING WITH US. 647 00:35:55,282 --> 00:35:57,417 I HOPE JOE BIDEN DOESN'T COME UP WITH A MEAN NICKNAME FOR YOU. 648 00:35:57,417 --> 00:36:00,554 THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY OUT OF LINE. 649 00:36:00,554 --> 00:36:03,557 AND THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JACK 650 00:36:03,557 --> 00:36:10,564 HARLOW. 651 00:36:10,564 --> 00:36:11,899 ♪ 652 00:36:20,858 --> 00:36:23,994 >> Jimmy: HELLO AGAIN. HERE I AM AT MY TABLE. 653 00:36:23,994 --> 00:36:26,363 WITH MY LOGS. OUR MUSICAL GUEST TONIGHT IS 654 00:36:26,363 --> 00:36:28,566 FROM KENTUCKY, JUST LIKE THE CHICKEN. 655 00:36:28,566 --> 00:36:32,036 HIS ALBUM IS CALLED, "THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY." 656 00:36:32,036 --> 00:36:37,107 WITH THE SONG "ROUTE 66," JOINED BY E‐S‐T GEE, JACK HARLOW! 657 00:36:40,945 --> 00:36:41,309 ♪ 658 00:36:41,309 --> 00:36:42,513 ♪ 659 00:36:42,513 --> 00:36:43,247 ♪ I'M FROM KENTUCKY BUT 660 00:36:43,247 --> 00:36:45,215 THIS AIN'T NO DIXIE CHICKS THIS IS NOT ROUTE 66 661 00:36:45,215 --> 00:36:46,216 SHE STEP OUT ♪ 662 00:36:46,216 --> 00:36:51,221 ♪ TAKE LIKE FIFTY FLICKS 663 00:36:51,221 --> 00:36:54,725 I'M WAY TOO SELECTIVE WITH THE FOLKS THAT I GET MIXY WITH ♪ 664 00:36:54,725 --> 00:36:55,058 ♪ SHE SAID 665 00:36:55,058 --> 00:36:56,961 THAT'S A LIE, BOY YOU A THOT, THOT, THOT 666 00:36:56,961 --> 00:36:58,462 JUST LEFT OUT THE CITY ♪ 667 00:36:58,462 --> 00:36:58,996 ♪ IT WAS HOT, HOT, HOT 668 00:36:58,996 --> 00:37:00,531 THINK THEY WITH ME BUT THEY NOT, NOT, NOT 669 00:37:00,531 --> 00:37:01,765 I JUST CANNOT STOP ♪ 670 00:37:01,765 --> 00:37:04,001 ♪ I'M 'BOUT TO BUY 671 00:37:04,001 --> 00:37:05,736 MY BRO A DROP SHE CAME TO KICK IT WITH HER FRIENDS ♪ 672 00:37:05,736 --> 00:37:06,770 ♪ THEY TAKIN' 673 00:37:06,770 --> 00:37:10,741 SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS I'M A HOT SHOT 674 00:37:10,741 --> 00:37:11,642 ♪ MET HER AT THE CLUB AND 675 00:37:11,642 --> 00:37:13,744 I TOOK HER TO THE CASA GET BREAD NONSTOP KNOW MY NAME ♪ 676 00:37:13,744 --> 00:37:15,746 ♪ RING A BELL LIKE RAJA 677 00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:17,748 FROM THE CITY LIKE RONDO, RAJON BUT I'M FROM THE ♪ 678 00:37:17,748 --> 00:37:18,716 ♪ WHITE SIDE LIKE HASSAN 679 00:37:18,716 --> 00:37:21,719 WAY TOO FLY BUT I'M NOT TRYING HAD Y'ALL'S FUN BUT ♪ 680 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:22,086 ♪ IT'S MY TIME 681 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:24,455 CHAIN GO BLING I AIN'T TALKING 'BOUT HOTLINE ♪ 682 00:37:24,455 --> 00:37:24,955 ♪ YOUNG AND I GOT TIME 683 00:37:24,955 --> 00:37:25,990 BUT I FINALLY GOT ONE IT'S ABOUT TIME 684 00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:26,724 MAKE THE WHOLE CITY SHINE ♪ 685 00:37:26,724 --> 00:37:28,726 ♪ EVERY TIME THAT I SHINE 686 00:37:28,726 --> 00:37:30,461 LET ME KNOW NOW IF YOU NOT DOWN 'CAUSE YOU LEFT ♪ 687 00:37:30,461 --> 00:37:31,261 ♪ AND YOU NOT 'ROUND 688 00:37:31,261 --> 00:37:34,264 NEED A JULEP AND A HOT BROWN GO 'HEAD ♪ 689 00:37:34,264 --> 00:37:35,232 ♪ LET THAT TOP DOWN 690 00:37:35,232 --> 00:37:37,434 I'M FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AIN'T NO DIXIE CHICKS 691 00:37:37,434 --> 00:37:38,502 THIS IS NOT ROUTE 66 ♪ 692 00:37:38,502 --> 00:37:39,503 ♪ SHE STEP OUT 693 00:37:39,503 --> 00:37:42,740 TAKE LIKE FIFTY FLICKS I'M WAY TOO SELECTIVE WITH 694 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,507 THE FOLKS THAT I ♪ 695 00:37:43,507 --> 00:37:43,874 ♪ GET MIXY WITH 696 00:37:43,874 --> 00:37:47,611 SHE SAID THAT'S A LIE, BOY YOU A THOT, THOT, THOT ♪ 697 00:37:47,611 --> 00:37:48,145 ♪ JUST LEFT OUT THE CITY 698 00:37:48,145 --> 00:37:50,714 IT WAS HOT, HOT, HOT THINK THEY WITH ME BUT 699 00:37:50,714 --> 00:37:55,719 THEY NOT, NOT, NOT ♪ 700 00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,186 ♪ I JUST CANNOT STOP 701 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:59,556 I'M 'BOUT TO BUY MY BRO A DROP SHE CAME TO KICK IT ♪ 702 00:37:59,556 --> 00:37:59,990 ♪ WITH HER FRIENDS 703 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:01,959 THEY TAKIN' SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS YEAH, WHITE GOLD OVER ♪ 704 00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:02,726 ♪ MY CHROME HEARTS 705 00:38:02,726 --> 00:38:03,994 TEN BANDS SLOPPY I AIN'T GOT NO CARD 706 00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:04,862 I DON'T FEEL NOTHING ♪ 707 00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:05,496 ♪ FOR THE MOST PART 708 00:38:05,496 --> 00:38:08,499 FAT BOY DRIVE THIS LIKE A GO‐KART SLIDE THROUGH ♪ 709 00:38:08,499 --> 00:38:09,066 ♪ THE OPP BLOCKS SHOOTING 710 00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:10,901 OUT BLOW DARTS I BEEN RICH BEFORE I SIGNED ♪ 711 00:38:10,901 --> 00:38:11,602 ♪ SHIRT COST FIVE 712 00:38:11,602 --> 00:38:14,071 WEAR IT ONE TIME SHE DON'T SLURP GET OUT MY RIDE ♪ 713 00:38:14,071 --> 00:38:15,005 ♪ RUN MY CITY 714 00:38:15,005 --> 00:38:16,540 YOU CAN ASK MY OPPS LOVE MY THOTS WITH 715 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,341 MOUTHS LIKE MOPS ♪ 716 00:38:17,341 --> 00:38:18,742 ♪ SHIRT OFF 717 00:38:18,742 --> 00:38:20,844 CHAINS ON IN A DROP I SPENT TWENTY G'S FOR A CLOCK ♪ 718 00:38:20,844 --> 00:38:21,311 ♪ PUT A BENTLEY GT 719 00:38:21,311 --> 00:38:23,480 IN MY MOUTH WE DON'T SELL CDs OUT THIS HOUSE ♪ 720 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,481 ♪ STILL GOT 721 00:38:24,481 --> 00:38:25,983 BARK BARK IN NOW LIKE WHAT'S A DROUGHT 722 00:38:25,983 --> 00:38:28,485 DROUGHT, DROUGHT ♪ 723 00:38:28,485 --> 00:38:29,586 ♪ I'M FROM KENTUCKY BUT 724 00:38:29,586 --> 00:38:31,488 THIS AIN'T NO DIXIE CHICKS THIS IS NOT ROUTE 66 725 00:38:31,488 --> 00:38:33,023 SHE STEP OUT ♪ 726 00:38:33,023 --> 00:38:33,957 ♪ TAKE LIKE FIFTY FLICKS 727 00:38:33,957 --> 00:38:37,061 I'M WAY TOO SELECTIVE WITH THE FOLKS THAT I GET MIXY WITH ♪ 728 00:38:37,061 --> 00:38:37,461 ♪ SHE SAID 729 00:38:37,461 --> 00:38:40,898 THAT'S A LIE, BOY YOU A THOT, THOT, THOT 730 00:38:40,898 --> 00:38:43,734 JUST LEFT OUT THE CITY ♪ 731 00:38:43,734 --> 00:38:44,234 ♪ IT WAS HOT, HOT, HOT 732 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:48,138 THINK THEY WITH ME BUT THEY NOT, NOT, NOT 733 00:38:48,138 --> 00:38:49,006 I JUST CANNOT STOP ♪ 734 00:38:49,006 --> 00:38:49,740 ♪ I'M 'BOUT TO BUY 735 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:52,009 MY BRO A DROP SHE CAME TO KICK IT WITH HER FRIENDS ♪ 736 00:38:52,009 --> 00:38:52,910 ♪ THEY TAKIN' 737 00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:57,715 SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS ♪ 738 00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:59,216 ♪ 739 00:38:59,216 --> 00:39:05,823 ♪ 740 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:14,280 ♪ 741 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,017 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK CASEY AFFLECK, CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF, 742 00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:21,187 JACK HARLOW. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON, WE DID 743 00:39:21,187 --> 00:39:24,157 RUN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, AND 744 00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:24,791 TOMORROW, WE CAN BREATHE AGAIN. 745 00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:40,974 BUENAS NOCHES.