1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:08,007 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 2 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:10,676 TONIGHT, NAOMI WATTS. LESLIE ODOM JR. 3 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:14,480 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE. 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:20,486 THANK YOU. I'M JIMMY. 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,755 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 6 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:26,825 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A VERY SPECIAL DAY. 7 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:33,766 50 YEARS AGO TODAY, A BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP EXPLODED NEXT TO A 8 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,233 TEQUILA FACTORY AND A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY WAS BORN. 9 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:40,906 TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE HYIM. WHERE IS OUR BIRTHDAY BOY? 10 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:44,643 OH MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 11 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:49,181 OH WOW. ♪ 12 00:00:49,183 --> 00:01:01,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HAPPY, UH -- 13 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,528 CINCUENTANERA. IS THAT WHAT IT IS? 14 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,530 >> Guillermo: THAT'S WHAT IT IS. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. 15 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,598 HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK TODAY? 16 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,601 >> Guillermo: SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. 17 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:14,473 WE'VE BEEN SHOWERING OUR FRIEND WITH LOVE AND TEQUILA ALL DAY 18 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,342 LONG TODAY. >> Guillermo: YES! 19 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:21,413 >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO WAS BORN IN 1971, THE SAME YEAR MARK 20 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,149 WAHLBERG, EWAN McGREGOR, AND JON HAMM WERE BORN. 21 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,885 HE'S A BIG PART OF WHAT MIGHT BE THE HUNKIEST YEAR IN HUMAN 22 00:01:25,887 --> 00:01:29,488 HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 23 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,290 AND OF COURSE, NOT JUST HERE IN LOS ANGELES. 24 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,159 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF GUILLERMO ALL AROUND 25 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:37,029 THE WORLD. IN WASHINGTON, D.C. THEY HAD A 26 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:42,301 FIREWORKS SHOW ATTENDED BY OUR NEW PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY. 27 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:44,970 IN LONDON THE PUBS WERE FULL OF REVELERS. 28 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:50,309 IN MEXICO, LOCALS WERE DOING DONUTS IN THE STREETS. 29 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,643 TO CELEBRATE THEIR HOMETOWN HERO. 30 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:58,183 THEY ERECTED A STATUE OF GUILLERMO IN BAGHDAD, 31 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,986 IN NORTH KOREA, THEY HAD A MILITARY PARADE. 32 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:04,590 CELEBRATING GUILLERMO'S BIRTH. IN GERMANY, THEY HAD A GOTHIC 33 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:09,861 RAVE. IN INDIA, THERE WAS A PARADE OF 34 00:02:09,931 --> 00:02:12,198 ELEPHANTS. AND IN CHINA, THEY HAD A SPECIAL 35 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,536 CEREMONY CELEBRATING GUILLERMO'S LEGENDARY VIRILITY. 36 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,271 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE LOVES YOU, 37 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,272 GUILLERMO. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU! 38 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,341 >> Jimmy: FROM THE MINUTE WE SET EYES ON YOU. 39 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,610 >> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU TOO, GUYS. 40 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,612 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW? 41 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,480 >> Guillermo: YEAH, YES. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE -- WE 42 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:33,552 ACTUALLY LOOKED IT UP. THIS IS FROM FEBRUARY OF 2005. 43 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,221 WHICH WAS RIGHT AFTER THE MICHAEL JACKSON TRIAL. 44 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:38,891 THERE WERE A BUNCH OF TELL-ALL BOOKS ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON 45 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,959 COMING OUT. ONE OF THEM WAS WRITTEN BY THE 46 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:45,097 DANCER IN "THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL" VIDEO, SHE WROTE A BOOK 47 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:54,239 ABOUT MICHAEL CALLED "THE WAY HE MADE ME FEEL WE DID A SEGMENT 48 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,576 WITH GUILLERMO, WHO AT THE TIME WAS OUR PARKING LOT SECURITY 49 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,246 GUARD, HE PLAYED THE ROLE OF THE GUY WHO DID CATERING FOR THAT 50 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:10,589 VIDEO. >> I DID IT IN THE BOOK "THE WAY 51 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,859 I MAKE MY MEAL." IT'S A REAL THRILLER. 52 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:18,864 BUY THE BOOK. [ APPLAUSE ] 53 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:23,001 >> YES, WE UTILIZE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THE SHOW, THAT WAS 54 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:23,935 GUILLERMO, HE IS WORKS IN THE PARKING LOT. 55 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:24,803 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY? 56 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,339 >> I THINK HE WENT BACK TO MEXICO. 57 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,542 >> Jimmy: WHAT A JOURNEY. DO YOU EVER GO BACK TO THE 58 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:34,080 PARKING LOT AND TAKE IT ALL IN? >> Guillermo: ONCE IN A WHILE. 59 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,016 >> Jimmy: ONCE IN A WHILE. WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU 60 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,283 LATER. >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT, COOL. 61 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:42,421 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? >> Guillermo: NO IDEA, I CANNOT 62 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:42,821 WAIT. >> Jimmy: GET DRESSED UP, WILL 63 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,224 YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,827 OH, BOY. NOT TO RUIN YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT 65 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:55,501 TODAY ALSO, THEY HAD -- THIS IS AN ANNUAL THING, IT'S THE 66 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,905 UNVEILING OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK, IT SUPPOSEDLY TELLS US HOW CLOSE 67 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,439 WE ARE TO THE END WORLD. WHO DECIDED WE NEED THIS? 68 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:04,443 CAN'T WE HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON ON THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK THIS YEAR? 69 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:07,246 ANYWAY, THEY SAY WE ARE“100 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT” 70 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,848 WHICH MEANS NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,718 I WATCH THIS EVERY YEAR. IT'S ALWAYS UNDERWHELMING. 72 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,387 IT'S TWO NERDS PULLING A BLACK SHEET OFF OF ELEVEN DOLLARS 73 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,522 WORTH OF FOAM CORE. I MEAN, COME ON. 74 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:20,126 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET PEOPLE'S ATTENTION TO LET THEM 75 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:23,529 KNOW THE WORLD'S GOING TO END, GIVE IT SOME EFFORT. 76 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:27,333 GET MICHAEL BAY INVOLVED. LET MICHAEL BAY BLOW UP ONE OF 77 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,001 THE POLAR ICE CAPS WHILE VIN DIESEL DIVES AWAY FROM IT IN 78 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:32,938 SLOW MOTION. THAT'S HOW YOU GET PEOPLE TO 79 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:37,209 WATCH. OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE A $100 80 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:40,879 MILLION BUDGET, DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE THIS. 81 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:45,017 >> TODAY THE BULLETIN OF THE ATOMIC SCIENTISTS LEAVES THE 82 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:48,620 DOOMSDAY CLOCK UNCHANGED. IT IS 100 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT. 83 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:52,958 ♪ WE ARE DEAD WE ARE DEAD IT'S AN EXISTENTIAL DREAD ♪ 84 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,827 >> Jimmy: UNDERSTAND? GET THE KIDS INVOLVED, DO 85 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,962 SOMETHING. THE MESSAGE ISN'T GETTING 86 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:57,897 THROUGH. PEOPLE UNDER 25 DON'T KNOW HOW 87 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,031 TO READ A CLOCK, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,768 THIS IS INTERESTING. YOU KNOW WHO THE HIGHEST PAID 89 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:06,905 EMPLOYEE OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS? 90 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,173 DR. FAUCI IS NUMBER ONE, FOR REAL. 91 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:10,375 DR. FAUCI MAKES MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT. 92 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:16,382 HE MADE $434,000 LAST YEAR. AND, OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE ARE 93 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,449 ANGRY, THEY'RE CRITICIZING, WHICH IS CRAZY. 94 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:20,719 FIRST OF ALL, HE'S A DOCTOR. THAT'S WHAT DOCTORS MAKE. 95 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:21,587 YOU WANT A DISCOUNT DOCTOR IN THERE? 96 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,655 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SECONDLY, HE'S TRYING TO 97 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:23,589 STOP A PANDEMIC. HE'S NOT OUT PLAYING GOLF WITH 98 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:28,927 HIS BEEPER OFF. SO I'M OKAY WITH DR. FAUCI 99 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:34,533 EARNING HALF OF WHAT KEVIN FROM “THE OFFIC” MAKES DOING VIDEOS 100 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,601 ON CAMEO EVERY YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,270 THIS IS SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO GET DR. FAUCI'S TAKE ON. 102 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,938 IN CHINA, THEY ARE ROLLING OUT A NEW AND SUPPOSEDLY MORE 103 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,742 EFFECTIVE COVID TEST. INSTEAD OF SWABBING YOUR NOSE, 104 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:47,546 THIS ONE GOES IN THROUGH THE NOSTRIL IN YOUR BUTT. 105 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:51,016 [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS AN ANAL SWAB. 106 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:56,288 AND 80% OF CHINESE PEOPLE SAY THEY REFUSE TO USE IT. 107 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,623 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T WANT IT. 108 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:01,493 I DON'T KNOW WHY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I FOR ONE WELCOME 109 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,695 THE CHINESE ANAL SWAB. IN FACT, GUILLERMO, GUESS WHAT I 110 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,165 GOT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> Guillermo: I DON'T WANT IT 111 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,902 EITHER! [ APPLAUSE ] 112 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:12,437 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE SAYING THAT THE SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE SWABS 113 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,307 ARE MORE ACCURATE THAN OTHER FORMS OF SWAB. 114 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,842 THE ONLY TRICK IS FINDING THE RIGHT POSITION TO HANG YOUR BUTT 115 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,645 OUT THE WINDOW OF YOUR CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,315 WE ALREADY HAVE A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH CHINA, NOW 117 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,983 THEY WANT US TO DO ANAL? I DON'T THINK SO. 118 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:30,322 [ LAUGHTER ] IN NORTH KOREA, EVEN THOUGH THEY 119 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,924 CLAIM TO HAVE NO CORONAVIRUS AT ALL, THEY HAVE REPORTEDLY 120 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,594 STARTED CONDUCTING HUMAN VACCINE TRIALS USING RESEARCH THEY 121 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:39,665 HACKED FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. ALWAYS REASSURING TO HEAR THE 122 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:46,872 WORDS“NORTH KORE” AND“HUMAN TRIAL” IN THE SAME SENTENCE. 123 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:52,077 HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, PRESB 124 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:58,951 PRESIDENT BIDEN IS PROMISING TO VACCINATE 100 MILLION AMERICANS 125 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,019 PER, 1 MILLION AMERICANS PER DAY, AND HE'S DOING EVERYTHING 126 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,556 HE CAN TO RAISE AWARENESS AND ENTHUSIASM FOR THOSE RELUCTANT 127 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:09,894 TO GET THE SHOT. >> SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, 128 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:11,296 SHOT, SHOT. YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO, TWO SHOTS. 129 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:16,167 SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOTS SHOTS 130 00:07:16,237 --> 00:07:20,239 SHOTS SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT. >> IT'S LMFAOLD. 131 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:23,575 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, IT'S BEING REPORTED 132 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,343 THAT MIKE PENCE, AFTER LEAVING WASHINGTON, HAS NO PLACE TO 133 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,310 LIVE. HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE SUPPOSEDLY 134 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,444 BEEN CRASHING WITH FRIENDS BACK HOME IN INDIANA. 135 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:27,780 WHICH HAS GOT TO BE AWKWARD. “LISTEN, MR. VICE PRESIDENT, WE 136 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,049 DEEPLY RESPECT AND APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE, BUT WOULD YOU MIND 137 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:34,586 FOLDING UP THE COUCH? THE KIDS WANT TO WATCH“THE 138 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,055 MASKED SINGER” [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:41,126 ONE THEORY IS THAT THE PENCES ARE MOVING AROUND BECAUSE 140 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:44,263 THEY'VE BEEN GETTING DEATH THREATS FROM SUPPORTERS OF HIS 141 00:07:44,265 --> 00:07:46,331 CRAZY FORMER BOSS. THANKS AGAIN, DON! 142 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,734 I WONDER WHAT MIKE PENCE WILL DO NEXT? 143 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,802 HE'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE PRESIDENT. 144 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:55,073 DOES HE GO BACK TO RADIO? “MIKE AND MOTHER IN THE 145 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,274 MORNING"? [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,076 MAYBE OPEN A BAKERY THAT ONLY MAKES HETEROSEXUAL WEDDING 147 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,745 CAKES? [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:04,683 MEANWHILE, A CERTAIN TEXAS SENATOR CRUZ IS HOPING EVERYONE 149 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,019 WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS LITTLE COUP D'TED A FEW WEEKS BACK. 150 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:08,887 AND WITH THE VICE POODLE OUT OF TOWN, TRUMP'S ASS-KISSING TORCH 151 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,423 HAS BEEN PASSED. >> THE DEMOCRATS ARE 152 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:15,026 DEMONSTRATING A LOT OF HYPOCRISY RIGHT NOW. 153 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,762 THEY'RE DEMONSTRATING ANGER AND RAGE. 154 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,966 THEY HATE DONALD J. TRUMP AND THEY'RE ENGAGING IN AN ACT THAT 155 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:25,370 I THINK IS PETTY, I THINK IT IS RETRIBUTION, I THINK IT IS 156 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,372 VINDICTIVE, I THINK IT'S A WASTE OF TIME. 157 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,641 SO TO COIN A PHRASE, I THINK IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 158 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:35,447 >> Jimmy: IF YOU AGREE WITH SENATOR CRUISE, GO TO MOVEON.ORG 159 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,649 AND DONATE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN. 160 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:42,187 I LOVE THAT, THE "LOCK HER UP" GANG SAYS IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 161 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,457 MOVE ON LIKE A BITCH IS HOW WE MOVE ON. 162 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,860 [ LAUGHTER ] BACK TO OUR MAN OF THE HOUR, 163 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,862 GUILLERMO. YOU ARE A GREAT GUY, GUILLERMO, 164 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:52,398 YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. SOMETIMES WHEN I INVITE YOU 165 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:55,334 OVER, YOU DON'T SHOW UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,736 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE ACES. 167 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,406 OVERALL, YOU'VE BROUGHT A LOT OF JOY TO A LOT OF US OVER THE 168 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,074 YEARS. ALSO OVER THE YEARS, GUILLERMO 169 00:09:02,076 --> 00:09:06,077 HAS BECOME FAMOUS FOR PROVIDING SHOTS OF TEQUILA TO CELEBRITIES 170 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,747 ON RED CARPETS. EVEN OTHER SHOWS NOW DO THIS. 171 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,882 >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, JIMMY. 172 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,885 >> Jimmy: THEY'VE STOLE THEN IDEA FROM YOU, GUILLERMO. 173 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:16,955 >> I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. >> Jimmy: CELEBRITIES LOOK FOR 174 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,957 YOU WHEN THEY'RE ON THE RED CARPET? 175 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,091 >> FOR ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 176 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,360 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. BECAUSE YOU'VE GIVEN SO MANY 177 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,230 SHOTS TO SO MANY OF HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST NAMES, THEY WANTED TO 178 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:30,502 GIVE SOME BACK. IN HONOR OF YOUR FABULOUS 50, WE 179 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:34,039 GOT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES TOGETHER FOR A STAR-STUDDED 180 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,307 50-SHOT SALUTE. >> HELLO? 181 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:40,446 OH -- OH MY -- I WAS JUST GOING TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE WITH 182 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:44,917 MY TWO OIL SHOTS BECAUSE A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT WAS 183 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:48,387 YOUR 50th. I LOVE YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 184 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:53,725 HOW MANY BITCHES ARE DOING TWO SHOTS? 185 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,528 I BET ONLY ME. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 186 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,464 >> BOTTOMS UP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. 187 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:04,135 >> HERE'S TO YOU, BIG G! >> I'D SAY YOU DON'T LOOK 50, 188 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:08,740 BUT YOU'VE LOOKED 50 SINCE FIFTH GRADE WHEN YOU GREW YOUR 189 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:12,478 MOUSTACHE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> FROM ONE TO ANOTHER. 190 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:16,281 >> CHEERS. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. 191 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:25,490 I GOT MY TEQUILA, I GOT MY ONION SLICE. 192 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:33,831 >> BONJOURNO! [ BLEEP ]. 193 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:38,904 >> SALUD! >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY, HAPPY 194 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:48,713 BIRTHDAY. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 195 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,915 OH! OAT MILK. 196 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:56,788 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. >> YO, GUILLERMO, HAPPY 197 00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,592 BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND! >> HAPPY SALUD, GUILLERMO. 198 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:04,796 >> I DON'T DRINK TEQUILA. >> GUILLERMO, I HAVEN'T HAD A 199 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,265 DRINK IN 30 YEARS, PLUS I'M ON A BIT OF MEDICATION SO I SHOULDN'T 200 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:11,736 BE DOING THIS, BUT THIS IS FOR YOU, BUDDY, HAPPY 50th. 201 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:19,277 I LOVE EVERYONE! >> AH, 50. 202 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:27,953 >> TO GUILLERMO, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. 203 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:33,625 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> SALUD! 204 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:39,364 >> GUILLERMO! THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HERE 205 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:44,369 ARE FLYING TO THOR -- I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A SPOILER -- HAPPY 206 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,104 BIRTHDAY, BROTHER. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 207 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,839 >> THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. >> HAPPY 50th, GUILLERMO. 208 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:54,179 [ BLEEP ]. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] 209 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:58,383 >> I'M DOING A DRY JANUARY, SO I CAN'T DO A SHOT OF TEQUILA. 210 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:03,121 SO -- IN LIEU, I'VE DECIDED TO BE HEALTHY AND DRINK A RAW EGG. 211 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:07,192 THIS IS FOR YOU, GUILLERMO. VERY EXCITED FOR YOU. 212 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:11,396 HAPPY 50th, MY FRIEND. AAH! 213 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,133 DISGUSTING. >> WELCOME TO THE CLUB, 214 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,534 GUILLERMO. HAPPY 50th! 215 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:24,342 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. IT'S WATER. 216 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:33,485 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE. >> AH, THAT'S THE STUFF, 217 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:41,826 GUILLERMO. >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 218 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:47,565 >> HAPPY BIRTH DAY, GUILLERMO! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 219 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:59,244 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> COMPADRE, SALUD. 220 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,578 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR BOY SNOOP DOGG. 221 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,115 I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE A SHOT BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK. 222 00:13:03,117 --> 00:13:07,519 BUT -- [ APPLAUSE ] 223 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,923 FOR YOUR 50th. YOU GOT TO SMOKE 50 [ BLEEP ] 224 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:17,529 BLUNTS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. 225 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:24,736 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] >> GUILLERMO, HAPPY 50th. 226 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,741 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! >> GUILLERMO, I LOVE YOU MORE 227 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:36,682 THAN JIMMY DOES. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! 228 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:46,091 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! 229 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:51,429 MOTHER'S BALLS! >> THERE'S NOBODY ELSE I WOULD 230 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,898 DO THAT FOR. I'M GOING TO BE SO [ BLEEP ] 231 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,500 FACED AND IT'S 2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON. 232 00:13:55,569 --> 00:14:02,441 >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. [ APPLAUSE ] 233 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,710 SORRY THE GUY YOU WORK FOR IS SUCH A [ BLEEP ]. 234 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,711 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL. 235 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:11,716 THAT WAS GREAT UNTIL THE END. >> Guillermo: WOW! 236 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,652 >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMIGO. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU, THANK 237 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,186 YOU! >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW 238 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,123 FOR YOU TONIGHT. FROM THE MOVIE“ONE NIGHT IN 239 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:18,990 MIAMI” LESLIE ODOM JR. IS WITH US. 240 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,661 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NAOMI WATTS. 241 00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:24,596 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 242 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 243 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,938 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 244 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,474 TONIGHT, FROM THE FILM "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI," LESLIE ODOM JR. 245 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,677 IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 246 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,748 TOMORROW NIGHT, MICHELLE 5ER AND GEORGE LOPEZ WILL JOIN US WITH 247 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,751 MUSIC FROM ARLO PARKS. PLEASE JOIN US TOMORROW TOO. 248 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:50,822 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHOM YOU 249 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,892 KNOW FROM MANY GREAT FILMS. FOR HER LATEST SHE RETURNS TO 250 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:58,697 HER HOMELAND IN "PENGUIN BLOOM." IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW. 251 00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:02,834 PLEASE WELCOME, NAOMI WATTS. >> HI. 252 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,437 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, HOW ARE 253 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,238 YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. 254 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,908 YOUR LIPSTICK MATCHES GUILLERMO'S DRESS, WHICH IS 255 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,977 REALLY NICE OF YOU. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. 256 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,713 THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. >> Guillermo: THANK YOU VERY 257 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,249 MUCH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL 258 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:20,852 DRESS BUT THE WEARER, OF COURSE, IS QUITE LOVELY. 259 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,254 >> YOU'RE OWNING THAT, YOU'RE OWNING IT. 260 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:27,459 >> Jimmy: NAOMI, WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR 50th BIRTHDAY? 261 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:31,463 WE'VE HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE COVID BIRTHDAY WITH NOT MUCH IN THE 262 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,663 WAY OF CELEBRATION HERE FOR GUILLERMO. 263 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:35,467 >> YEAH, I HAD A BIG ONE. IT WAS VERY DIFFERENT TO HOW 264 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:39,871 BIRTHDAYS ARE GOING NOW. I WENT TO MOROCCO, ACTUALLY, 265 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,475 WITH A GREAT GROUP OF FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 266 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:48,013 >> YEAH. WE HAD LOTS OF SPEECHES, LOTS OF 267 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,347 ROASTING. I LOVE A GOOD ROAST. 268 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,815 >> Jimmy: OH, DO YOU? >> YEAH. 269 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,617 >> Jimmy: OH. >> YEAH, YEAH. 270 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,552 >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY. 271 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,754 YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE AT YOUR EXPENSE. 272 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,956 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD. 273 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,825 >> IT'S VERY BRITISH. I MEAN, SURE YOU CAN BALANCE IT. 274 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,962 I HAD MY KIDS -- WELL, I DIDN'T PUT THEM UP TO IT. 275 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,165 BUT MY KIDS READ NICE POEMS, WHICH FELT NICE. 276 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:11,169 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YEAH. 277 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:15,106 AND -- AND THEN, YEAH, THE SPEECHES THE NEXT NIGHT WERE 278 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:19,110 JUST TOTAL ROASTING. ALL MY FRIENDS JUST SHREDDED ME. 279 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,645 WHICH WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: WERE THE KIDS THERE TO 280 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:26,051 HEAR THE SHREDDING HAPPEN? >> OH, YEAH, THEY LOVED IT. 281 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,585 THEY LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 282 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,120 WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT, REALLY? 283 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,789 AND YOU HAD A BIG DINNER OR PARTY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 284 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,727 >> YEAH. WE HAD A PARTY, LOTS OF -- IT 285 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,396 WAS -- EVERYONE DRESSED UP, LOTS OF FESTIVITIES. 286 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:45,269 AND YEAH, I MEAN -- GREAT FOOD. BUT ACTUALLY, THEY WENT HOME AND 287 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:49,741 HAD A BOUT OF MASSIVE FOOD POISONING FOR ABOUT THE NEXT TEN 288 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,209 DAYS. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE DID? 289 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:56,414 >> EVERYONE. I GOT ONE PHONE CALL AFTER 290 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,617 ANOTHER SAYING, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING, IT'S STILL 291 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:03,355 CARRYING ON. >> Jimmy: AT ANY POINT DID YOU 292 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,489 THINK ABOUT SAYING TO THEM, WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR 293 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:08,225 MAKING FUN OF ME, AND HANGING UP THE PHONE? 294 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,761 [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY. 295 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,963 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU DIDN'T GET FOOD POISONING, 296 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,633 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT, GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, 297 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,768 YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS WE KNOW. 298 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,972 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HUNKERING DOWN, NAOMI? 299 00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,641 >> I'M IN NEW YORK CITY RIGHT NOW, YEAH. 300 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,645 >> Jimmy: I SEE. THE KIDS ARE IN ZOOM SCHOOL OR 301 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,046 SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> YEP. 302 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,849 THEY'RE DOING HYBRID NOW. A COUPLE OF DAYS A WEEK. 303 00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:34,185 BUT MOSTLY ZOOM. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 304 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,920 AND A HYBRID. I GUESS, WHAT, THEY PUT PART OF 305 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:40,191 THE KIDS IN SCHOOL FOR PART OF THE WEEK, THEN PART OF THE -- 306 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,526 THE REST OF THE KIDS IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK? 307 00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:44,596 >> YEAH, LITTLE PODS. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU HELPFUL WHEN 308 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:49,600 IT COMES TO HOMEWORK? >> UM -- NOT REALLY. 309 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,269 >> Jimmy: NO? >> I'M NOT REALLY GOOD. 310 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,671 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL IN SEVENTH AND 311 00:17:53,740 --> 00:18:00,078 EIGHTH GRADE? >> PROBABLY LIKE FRENCH OR 312 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:04,015 ENGLISH. TERRIBLE AT MATH. 313 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,683 TERRIBLE AT MOST -- MOST OF IT, ACTUALLY. 314 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,620 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE, WHAT, 12 AND 13-YEAR-OLD 315 00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:14,158 KIDS, I THOUGHT I MIGHT RUN SOME QUESTIONS BY YOU TO SEE HOW GOOD 316 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,361 YOU ARE AT HOMESCHOOL. OKAY? 317 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,695 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 318 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,365 >> I'VE ALREADY FAILED. I'M SURE I'M GOING TO FAIL THIS. 319 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,300 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> THIS IS NOT GOOD. 320 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:26,437 I CAN TELL. I KNOW THEIR HOMEWORK, HOW 321 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,505 DIFFICULT IT IS. >> Jimmy: IF YOU GET THEM ALL 322 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,707 RIGHT, THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL RED DRESS IN IT FOR YOU. 323 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,574 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT? 324 00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:34,645 HERE WE GO. NAOMI, WHAT FIGURE OF SPEECH 325 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,716 DIRECTLY COMPARES TWO UNLIKE THINGS OFTEN USING THE WORDS 326 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:48,126 LIKE OR AS? >> WHAT FIGURE OF SPEECH 327 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,863 DIRECTLY COMPARES TWO UNLIKE THINGS OFTEN USING THE WORDS 328 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,331 LIKE OR AS? ARE WE ON A TIMER? 329 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,132 >> Jimmy: NO TIMER. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GIVE UP, YOU 330 00:18:55,202 --> 00:19:02,140 CAN. THAT IS A -- SIMILE IS WHAT WE 331 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,475 WERE LOOKING FOR. >> OH MY GOD. 332 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,343 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE OFF TO A BAD START. 333 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:09,347 [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PERIODIC TABLE OF 334 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:15,553 ELEMENTS, WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL FOR POTASSIUM? 335 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,887 POTASSIUM. >> THIS IS BAD. 336 00:19:16,957 --> 00:19:19,357 >> Jimmy: I BET YOUR KIDS KNOW THIS ONE. 337 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:24,763 HERE'S SOME MULTIPLE CHOICE. PO, K, PS, PA? 338 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,900 >> PA, "D"? >> Jimmy: THAT IS INCORRECT, IT 339 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,501 IS "K." IT'S KIND OF A TRICK QUESTION. 340 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,104 >> OH MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 341 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,305 MAKE IT TO HIGH SCHOOL. >> NO. 342 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:42,580 WELL. >> Jimmy: WHAT TYPE OF CHARGE DO 343 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,182 ELECTRONS CARRY? NEGATIVE, POSITIVE, NO CHARGE, 344 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:50,455 BOTH CHARGES? >> I -- THIS IS A GUESS. 345 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:55,126 D, BOTH CHARGES? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO. 346 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,528 >> POSITIVE? >> Jimmy: WOW. 347 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,463 YOU SURE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL? [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,732 >> NO. I'M NOT SURE. 349 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,934 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ONE MORE. 350 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,471 AND THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE HARD BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT 351 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,738 ORIGINALLY FROM HERE. LIST THE THREE BRANCHES OF 352 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:15,212 GOVERNMENT IN THE UNITED STATES. I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST TWO. 353 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:19,016 EXECUTIVE. LEGISLATIVE. 354 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:28,960 AND? GUILLERMO, YOU TOOK YOUR 355 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,094 CITIZENSHIP TEST. >> YEAH, I'M NOT FROM HERE 356 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:37,569 EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 357 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:40,905 >> Jimmy: NAOMI, DID YOU SAY JUDICIAL? 358 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,639 >> YES! >> Jimmy: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY 359 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:47,445 RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 360 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:53,918 ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, I 361 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,720 PROMISE, I PROMISE THE GOOD PEOPLE. 362 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,989 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 363 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:02,460 NAOMI WATTS IS WITH US. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 364 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:27,218 >>> I'M OKAY, IT'S FINE. IS SHE FINE? 365 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,821 >> LET'S PLAY! >> HEY! 366 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:39,097 >> YOU CAN DO IT! >> HEY! 367 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,499 >> GO ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 368 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:46,837 >> Jimmy: THAT IS NAOMI WALKS? "PENGUIN BLOOM" WHICH IS ON 369 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:50,041 NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. DID WE LOSE NAOMI? 370 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:50,975 THERE SHE IS. I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU QUIT AFTER 371 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:51,709 THE TEST. [ LAUGHTER ] 372 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,579 >> I SHOULD HAVE. >> Jimmy: SO -- 373 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,850 >> AS I SAID BEFORE, I DON'T MIND ROASTING, I DON'T MIND EGG 374 00:21:58,852 --> 00:21:59,917 ON MY FACE. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S VERY GOOD 375 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,655 OF YOU. AND THIS MOVIE IS, WELL, REALLY 376 00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:08,192 IT'S MOVING, IT IS TRUE ALSO. IT'S ESPECIALLY MOVING BECAUSE 377 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:12,196 IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY ABOUT A REAL FAMILY. 378 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:14,599 I'LL LET YOU ACTUALLY EXPLAIN THE STORY. 379 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:15,733 SINCE YOU'RE IN IT. >> YEAH. 380 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:21,606 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY ABOUT A FAMILY THAT WAS IN CRISIS, 381 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,476 BASICALLY COMING UNDONE AFTER A HORRIFIC ACCIDENT THAT TOOK 382 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:30,415 PLACE IN THAILAND ON THEIR VACATION. 383 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:36,820 AND THE WOMAN I PLAY IS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF HALF OF HER USE OF 384 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:42,159 HER BODY. AND SHE'S UNABLE TO COPE, 385 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:47,365 BASICALLY, LIVING IN A PRIVATE HELL AND STILL HAVING TO BE A 386 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:50,234 MOTHER AND WIFE. AND SHE'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW -- SHE 387 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,437 REALLY BASICALLY WANTS TO END HER LIFE. 388 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:57,041 BUT FINDS A WAY TO START RECOVERY THROUGH FINDING THIS 389 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:01,045 BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABY BIRD THAT'S WING IS BROKEN, AND 390 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:06,717 THROUGH HEALING THAT BIRD, SHE'S ABLE TO ESCAPE HER OWN PRIVATE 391 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:11,188 HELL THAT SHE'S SWIMMING AROUND WITH IN HER MIND EVERY DAY. 392 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:15,192 AND SHE -- YEAH, THE FAMILY COMES TOGETHER AND REUNITES. 393 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,261 >> Jimmy: THE BIRD IS NOT A PENGUIN. 394 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,264 THE BIRD IS A MAGPIE, CORRECT? >> RIGHT. 395 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,532 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU WORKED WITH ANIMALS BEFORE? 396 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:26,003 I MEAN, LIKE A BIRD? A MAGPIE, KIND OF NASTY ANIMALS, 397 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,607 AREN'T THEY? >> YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 398 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,276 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A MAGPIE? 399 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:34,145 >> Jimmy: NO, BUT I SEE THEM ON YOUTUBE, KIND OF SWOOPING AT 400 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,212 PEOPLE'S HEADS. >> YEAH. 401 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:40,084 THEY'RE VERY AGGRESSIVE. IT HAPPENED TO ME, ACTUALLY. 402 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:43,487 I WAS RIDING WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER THROUGH THE FOREST. 403 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,290 I GUESS SOME OF THE -- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME NESTING 404 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:50,495 GOING ON. AND, YEAH, WE WERE GALLOPING 405 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:54,098 THROUGH. AND ALONG CAME THESE BIRDS FROM 406 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,367 EVERY DIRECTION, TRYING TO BOMB US. 407 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:58,169 IT'S CALLED SWOOPING. IT WAS TERRIFYING. 408 00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:02,440 AND MY FRIEND KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND HE SAID, JUST DO 409 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,041 THIS. THEN I WAS LIKE, I'M NOT AN 410 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:07,979 EXPERIENCED HORSE RIDER, I'M GOING TO BUCK MY HORSE, IT'S 411 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,915 GOING TO SHY AND RUN OFF. SO IT WAS QUITE TRAUMATIC. 412 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:16,254 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ABLE TO FIND TAME MAGPIE TO WORK WITH? 413 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:17,455 I ASSUME THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE? 414 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:22,126 >> YES, WE HAD TO SWITCH THEM OUT, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WORKING 415 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:23,327 WITH BABIES AND THEY GET TIRED AND GRUMPY. 416 00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:26,664 SO YEAH, WE HAD SEVERAL BIRDS IN PLAY. 417 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:36,741 BUT THEY'RE VERY TRAINABLE, BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY 418 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:39,277 INTELLIGENT ANIMALS. >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN YOU TRAIN A 419 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:42,880 MAGPIE TO DO? >> LOTS OF THINGS, TURNS OUT. 420 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:44,882 THEY CAN PULL A TEA BAG OUT OF A TEA CUP. 421 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:49,286 THEY CAN SIT ON THE CARROT GRATER WHILE YOU GRATE YOUR 422 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,222 CARROTS. SIT ON YOUR HEAD. 423 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:51,956 >> Jimmy: WOW. DID YOU LIKE HAVING A MAGPIE ON 424 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:57,361 YOUR HEAD? >> I DID. 425 00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:01,232 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST DAY -- AND I WAS WALKING IN, FEELING A BIT 426 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:06,703 NERVOUS ABOUT, YOU KNOW, GETTING CLOSE WITH THESE BIRDS. 427 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:13,444 AND THEY ALSO EAT WORMS. AND THEY LIKE THE LIVE, WRIGLEY 428 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,579 ONES AS WELL. THEY DART AROUND YOUR BODY AND 429 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:19,517 YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE THINKING, I HOPE IT DOESN'T PECK MY EYES 430 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:20,585 OUT. EVENTUALLY IT GOT TO MY HEAD. 431 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:26,657 IT GOT COMFY. YOU KNOW, QUITE RELAXED. 432 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,459 AND THEN ENDED UP DOING ITS BUSINESS. 433 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,528 >> Jimmy: OH, ON YOUR HEAD? [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,129 >> ON MY HEAD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER 435 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:32,663 EXPERIENCED THAT WITH A COSTAR BEFORE? 436 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,266 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO. 437 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:43,407 NOT TO THIS POINT, NO. AND HOPEFULLY NOT -- YEAH, YEAH. 438 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:46,477 I FELT THE WARMTH AND IT ACTUALLY TRICKLED DOWN MY FACE. 439 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,412 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR "FEEL THE 440 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:52,617 WARMTH." [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:55,019 THAT IS LOVELY. WELL, DON'T LET ANYBODY SAY YOU 442 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:59,623 DIDN'T SUFFER FOR YOUR ART. A MAGPIE CRAPPED ON YOUR HEAD. 443 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:01,559 >> YEAH, YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD ICE BREAKER. 444 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:02,827 >> Jimmy: YES, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. 445 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:06,897 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE, IT'S CALLED "PENGUIN BLOOM." 446 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,767 IT IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX RIGHT NOW. 447 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,302 NAOMI WATTS. THANKS, NAOMI. 448 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,436 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] APPRECIATE IT. 449 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:16,007 BE BACK WITH LESLIE ODOM JR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 450 00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:26,783 ♪ >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 451 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,054 HI, THERE. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY AND 452 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,055 TONY AWARD WINNER WITH A PHENOMENAL SINGING VOICE, BOTH 453 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:35,326 IN THE SHOWER AND OUT. HE PLAYS LEGENDARY SAM COOKE IN 454 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:39,596 "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI." WATCH IT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME 455 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:45,670 VIDEO. SAY HELLO TO LESLIE ODOM JR. 456 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:48,539 HELLO, LESSEE. >> HI, JIMMY. 457 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,207 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? >> ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'M 458 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:55,012 DOING ALL RIGHT, HOW YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. 459 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,681 AN INTERESTING THING HAPPENED TODAY. 460 00:26:56,749 --> 00:27:00,417 REGULARLY WE'LL ASK OUR CELEBRITY GUESTS TO READ MANNER 461 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,353 TWEETS. THIS IS A THING WE DO ON THE 462 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,289 SHOW, READ A MEAN TWEET ABOUT YOURSELF, WE WANTED YOU TO BE A 463 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,492 PART OF THAT. WE DID A LOT OF RESEARCH AND 464 00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:10,294 FOUND THERE ARE NO MEAN TWEETS ABOUT YOU. 465 00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:16,033 [ LAUGHTER ] NONE. 466 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,368 AND YOU KILLED HAMILTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 467 00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:21,105 OF COURSE, NOW THAT I SAID THIS, THERE ARE GOING TO BE MANY, MANY 468 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,840 MEAN TWEETS ABOUT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,976 >> YES, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WORK HARD TO PROVE YOU WRONG, YES. 470 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:28,712 >> Jimmy: I PRIMED FOR NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON THE SHOW. 471 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:30,915 I HEARD YOU'RE EXPECTING A BABY VERY SOON? 472 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,849 >> YEAH, WE GOT A LITTLE BOY COMING IN MARCH. 473 00:27:32,919 --> 00:27:33,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, VERY 474 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:39,190 NICE. SO YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, RIGHT? 475 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:43,126 HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER? >> WE HAVE A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD, 476 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:45,462 WHO'S TIRED OF LOOKING AT OUR STUPID FACES. 477 00:27:45,531 --> 00:27:47,731 >> Jimmy: GOTCHA. >> SHE'S READY TO BE BACK WITH 478 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,333 HER FRIENDS. WE HAVE A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD, THEN 479 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,736 THIS NEW ONE COMES SOON. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU THOUGHT 480 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:57,275 ABOUT, SINCE YOU ARE A JUNIOR, MAKING YOUR NEW SON THE THIRD, 481 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:03,480 LESLIE ODOM III? >> LESLIE ODOM JUNIOR JUNIOR? 482 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:05,283 NO, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 483 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,483 >> Jimmy: OH. >> I'M NOT SUPER INTERESTED IN 484 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:09,019 THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT, OKAY. 485 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:12,622 WHEN YOU WERE A KID, DID YOU HAVE A NICKNAME SO THAT YOU AND 486 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:16,293 YOUR DAD KNEW WHICH ONE, WHICH LESLIE, YOUR MOM WAS YELLING AT? 487 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:22,433 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DID HAVE A NICKNAME. 488 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,702 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THIS. 489 00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:28,172 I HAD A NICKNAME. MY PARENTS, MY FAMILY STILL 490 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:31,175 CALLS ME THIS. IT'S A VERY STRANGE LITTLE 491 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,578 NICKNAME. BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY CALLS ME 492 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,114 FEZ. >> Jimmy: FEZ LIKE THE HAT THE 493 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,383 SHRINERS WEAR? >> LIKE THE LITTLE HAT THE 494 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:42,252 SHRINERS WEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:46,791 WHY FEZ? BECAUSE IT FOUNDS LIKE FEZLIE? 496 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,193 >> YOU'RE ASKING ME? I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE NAME. 497 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:55,799 I THINK SO, YEAH, I THINK IT WAS A RIFF, A BABY TALK RIFF ON 498 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:59,136 FEZLIE. YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. 499 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,805 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU FUZZY WHEN YOU WERE A BABY? 500 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:03,140 MAYBE THAT WORKED IN THE EQUATION THERE. 501 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:07,411 >> I HAD A -- THERE WAS A -- THE SECURITY GUARD IN OUR APARTMENT 502 00:29:07,479 --> 00:29:12,817 BUILDING, HE CALLED ME FUZZ. YOU KNOW, HE TURNED FEZ INTO 503 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:14,818 FUZZ. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 504 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,621 YOU -- BOY, I WAS READING ABOUT YOU TODAY. 505 00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:21,625 I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW YOUNG YOU WERE WHEN YOU MADE YOUR BROADWAY 506 00:29:21,694 --> 00:29:24,161 DEBUT. I SAW YOU IN "HAMILTON," I THINK 507 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:25,763 THAT'S WHERE MOST PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOU FROM. 508 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:28,632 YOU STARTED -- HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED ON BROADWAY? 509 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:33,838 >> JIMMY, I WAS 17 WHEN I WENT INTO "RENT" ON BROADWAY. 510 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,240 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I FELT LIKE I'D WON THE SUPER 511 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,041 BOWL OR SOMETHING AT 17 YEARS OLD. 512 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:42,113 IT WAS MY WILDEST DREAM, LITERALLY, AND IT CAME TRUE. 513 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,850 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE -- WERE YOU IN THE THEATER PROGRAM IN 514 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:46,917 HIGH SCHOOL AT THAT TIME? >> I WAS. 515 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:51,122 I WAS IN THE THEATER PROGRAM. AND HONESTLY, I DIDN'T 516 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:54,391 ANTICIPATE BEING IN TV OR MOVIES OR ANY OF THAT STUFF. 517 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:57,260 I MEAN, I REALLY -- I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN SHOW BUSINESS. 518 00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,864 I WANTED TO BE IN "RENT," YOU KNOW? 519 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,466 >> Jimmy: REALLY, WOW, WOW. >> YEAH. 520 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,403 WHEN IT HAPPENED AT 17 YEARS OLD, I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 521 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:08,939 HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS. 522 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,274 I HAD TO THINK OF WHAT I WANTED TO DO NEXT. 523 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,009 THAT REALLY WAS MY WILDEST DREAM. 524 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:14,812 >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK. 525 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,681 DID YOU GO BY YOURSELF? OR DID YOU -- WERE YOUR PARENTS 526 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,617 WITH YOU? >> MY GRANDPARENTS LIVED IN NEW 527 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:24,421 YORK. THEY LIVED IN JAMAICA, QUEENS, 528 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:28,092 WHICH -- MAY AS WELL BE JAMAICA. I TRAVELED EVERY DAY BETWEEN 529 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,495 THEIR HOUSE AND THE THEATER, IT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF COMMUTE 530 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:34,031 ON THE TRAIN. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU TAKE THE 531 00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:35,633 "E" TO THE LAST STOP, WHICH IS LOCAL. 532 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:40,838 THEN YOU TAKE -- I TOOK LIKE A BUS OR ONE OF THOSE $2 VANS TO 533 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,306 THEIR HOUSE. SO IT WAS, YOU KNOW -- YOU GOT 534 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,041 TO WANT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY. 535 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:47,645 I MEAN, THAT'S INTERESTING. DID YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF ON 536 00:30:47,647 --> 00:30:50,514 THE TRAIN OR IN THE VAN WITH PEOPLE WHO HAD JUST SEEN THE 537 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:56,253 SHOW? >> UM -- I NEVER HAD A 538 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:57,587 EXPERIENCE. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 539 00:30:57,657 --> 00:31:00,657 >> PEOPLE FROM JAMAICA, QUEENS, WEREN'T TOO INTERESTED IN THE 540 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:03,727 FACT THAT I WAS DOING A BROADWAY SHOW, I DON'T THINK. 541 00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:04,795 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN WHAT WAS THE 542 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:10,201 NEXT BIG SHOW YOU DID AFTER THAT, WHEN THAT WAS DONE? 543 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,469 >> OH. AFTER THAT ONE, IT WAS AWHILE 544 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:17,073 BEFORE I DID ANOTHER ONE. I DID A SHOW CALLED "LEAP OF 545 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:20,810 FAITH" WHICH THEY'RE NOT ALL "HAMILTON," LET ME LET YOU KNOW. 546 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,216 I DID -- "LEAP OF FAITH" RAN 23 SHOWS ON BROADWAY, 2 1/2 WEEKS. 547 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:26,350 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THEN "HAMILTON." 548 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:31,488 >> Jimmy: AND THEN RIGHT TO "HAMILTON," WOW, REALLY. 549 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,358 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> JUST LIKE THAT. 550 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,559 >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY CRAZY. THAT'S A HOT. 551 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,362 YOU WENT TO COLLEGE IN THE MIDDLE, I ASSUME? 552 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,697 >> I DID. I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH A BUDDY 553 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:44,902 OF YOURS, JOSH GAD AND I WERE IN THE SAME CLASS. 554 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,838 JOSH GROBAN WAS IN OUR CLASS. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU IN THE 555 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,906 ALL-JOSH CLASS? [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,107 >> YES. >> Jimmy: YOU WENT TO THE JOSH 557 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:56,780 SCHOOL, I FORGET, THEY DO LET A FEZ IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 558 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,383 [ LAUGHTER ] SURROUNDED BY JOSHS. 559 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:01,718 REALLY, YOU MADE IT OUT, THAT'S REMARKABLE. 560 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,720 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU'RE SO 561 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,389 GREAT. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DIDN'T 562 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,392 EVEN REALIZE IT WAS YOU UNTIL ABOUT LIKE A THIRD OF THE WAY 563 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:11,328 THROUGH THE MOVIE. I'M WATCHING THIS "ONE NIGHT IN 564 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:14,265 MIAMI." I WAS LIKE, OH, WAIT, OH, THAT'S 565 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,467 LESLIE! MY WIFE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS 566 00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:17,801 STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ] 567 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:25,943 YOU REALLY, I MEAN -- FIRST OF ALL, I HAPPEN TO LOVE SAM COOKE, 568 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:31,414 YOU ACTING, YOUR SINGING ARING, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM. 569 00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:34,084 LET'S SHOW A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE. 570 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:39,356 ♪ OOH AAH LET ME HEAR YOU! 571 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:46,296 ♪ OOH AAH ♪ YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT 572 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:51,502 SOUND SO GOOD YEAH AAH YEAH THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE MAN 573 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:57,441 WORKING ON THE CHAIN ♪ ♪ OOH AAH 574 00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:03,113 ♪ THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE MAN WORKING ON THE CHAIN GANG ♪ 575 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:04,314 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD. 576 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:09,787 DID YOU KNOW BEFOREHAND THAT YOU COULD SING AND SOUND JUST LIKE 577 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:12,189 SAM COOK? >> OH MY GOD, NO. 578 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:16,660 I MEAN, I -- I HAD DONE MY FAIR SHARE OF TRYING TO SOUND LIKE 579 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:19,263 SAM COOK IN THE SHOWER, YOU KNOW. 580 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:21,999 IN MY CAR. BUT I WAS -- THEY KNOCKED ME FOR 581 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,001 A LOOP. WHEN I GOT THE GIG, THESE 582 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:27,404 RECORDING SESSIONS STARTED SHOWING UP ON MY CALENDAR LIKE 583 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,807 TWO WEEKS AFTER I GOT HIRED. AND I CALLED MY TEAM, WHAT ARE 584 00:33:29,809 --> 00:33:33,210 THESE RECORDING SESSIONS FOR? THEY SAID, YOU HAVE TO RECORD 585 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:38,482 THE SAM COOK STUFF. AND I SAID, I'M SINGING THE SAM 586 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,883 COOK STUFF? YOU KNOW, I COULD NOT IMAGINE 587 00:33:39,952 --> 00:33:47,958 THAT THEY WOULD WANT SOMEBODY TO SING -- BECAUSE WE SAW RONNIE -- 588 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,294 WE'VE SEEN BRILLIANT ACTORS TAKE ON PEOPLE WITH SIGNATURE VOICES 589 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,831 AND LIP SYNCH AND WE BUY IT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE THEY WANTED 590 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:54,831 ME TO SING IT TOO. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU 591 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,634 ARE A PRETTY GOOD SINGER. [ LAUGHTER ] 592 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,237 IT MAKES SENSE. SPEAKING OF SINGING, WELL, WHEN 593 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:04,040 WE COME BACK, YOU ARE GOING -- YOU HAVE A SONG THAT IS FROM THE 594 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,576 SOUNDTRACK. THIS IS A SONG YOU WROTE. 595 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:08,779 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT WE'RE GOING TO HEAR? 596 00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:12,516 >> YES, SIR. THE SONG IS CALLED "SPEAK NOW." 597 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,252 >> Jimmy: "SPEAK NOW" FROM "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI" IS ON AMAZON 598 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:17,054 PRIME VIDEO. REALLY GREAT MOVIE. 599 00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:22,192 YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HEAR A 600 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:23,526 SONG, AN ORIGINAL SONG FROM LESLIE ODOM JR. 601 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:28,865 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 602 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:30,333 >> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 603 00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:33,370 MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 604 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:39,410 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 605 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:46,483 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 606 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:49,552 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS. 607 00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:54,090 THIS IS FROM THE "ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI" SOUNDTRACK. 608 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,426 WITH THE SONG "SPEAK NOW," LESLIE ODOM JR.! 609 00:34:55,494 --> 00:35:02,299 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 610 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:08,772 ♪ ♪ LISTEN 611 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,442 LISTEN WHILE THE STORM IN 612 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,311 YOUR HEART IS RAGING ♪ ♪ LISTEN 613 00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:16,313 LISTEN LISTEN 614 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:22,653 LISTEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN 615 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,987 TO THE ECHOES OF MARTYRS PRAYING 616 00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:27,925 LISTEN ♪ ♪ LISTEN 617 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:33,797 LISTEN LISTEN 618 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,668 BROTHERS AND SISTERS ♪ ♪ LISTEN 619 00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:41,938 LISTEN LISTEN 620 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,942 I SWEAR WE'LL ♪ ♪ NEVER FIND OUR 621 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:50,614 WAY TO WHERE WE'RE GOING ALL ALONE DON'T TAKE YOUR 622 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:59,889 EYES OFF THE ROAD ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE 623 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:08,698 BELLS RING OUT? SPEAK NOW 624 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:16,039 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE 625 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,774 ANGELS CRY OUT SPEAK NOW 626 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:29,586 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ LISTEN 627 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,721 LISTEN TO THE MESSAGE OF HOPE 628 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,523 IN THE WHISPERS OF GHOSTS ♪ ♪ LISTEN 629 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:36,727 LISTEN LISTEN 630 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:43,066 FOR THE CHILDREN WILL GROW ♪ ♪ ON THE SEEDS THAT WE SOW 631 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:56,346 THEY LISTEN THEY LISTEN 632 00:36:56,415 --> 00:37:00,483 LISTEN ♪ ♪ BROTHERS AND SISTERS 633 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:08,091 LISTEN LISTEN 634 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:14,164 I SWEAR WE'LL NEVER FIND ♪ ♪ OUR WAY TO WHERE WE'RE 635 00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:16,099 GOING ALL ALONE DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES 636 00:37:16,168 --> 00:37:18,835 OFF THE ROAD ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE 637 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:24,307 BELLS RING OUT? SPEAK NOW 638 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:34,250 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ CAN YOU HEAR THE 639 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,653 ANGELS CRY OUT? SPEAK NOW 640 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,656 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ DON'T' YOU HOLD YOUR TONGUE 641 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,859 SPEAK NOW SPEAK NOW 642 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:50,667 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ OH 643 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:56,073 CAN YOU HEAR THE ANGELS SPEAK NOW 644 00:37:56,075 --> 00:38:19,296 SPEAK NOW ♪ ♪ 645 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:35,078 ♪ >>> LAST YEAR GUILLERMO CAME TO 646 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:44,521 MY WEDDING. HALFWAY THROUGH I WAS LOOKING 647 00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:48,792 FOR HIM, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE HAD LEFT EARLY FOR A J. LO CONCERT. 648 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:54,064 >> I WENT ON A WORK TRIP WITH GUILLERMO, HE ASKED IF HE COULD 649 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,600 BORROW MY COMPUTER ON THE FLIGHT HOME. 650 00:38:56,668 --> 00:39:03,272 THIS IS WHAT HE HAD POSTED AT MY NEW FACEBOOK STATUS. 651 00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:04,941 "IS INCREDIBLE HOW MUCH GAS I HAVE TONIGHT." 652 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:08,678 >> IN THE STUDIO I'D SEE GUILLERMO EVERY DAY AT CRAFT 653 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:09,946 SERVICES. I'D BE EATING BREAKFAST. 654 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:14,685 ONE DAY HE PUTS HIS HAND ON MY SHOULDER AND GOES, LEWIS, YOU 655 00:39:14,687 --> 00:39:19,690 HAVE SUCH BIG MUSCLES, BUT -- YOU EAT SO MUCH. 656 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:24,294 >> THE WHOLE SHOW WAS IN VEGAS AND WE WENT OUT TO CELEBRATE MY 657 00:39:24,296 --> 00:39:26,830 BIRTHDAY, A BUNCH OF THE STAFF AND CREW. 658 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:30,767 GUILLERMO DEFINITELY LED THE CHARGE IN TEQUILA DRINKING. 659 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:33,570 ENDED UP ON STAGE SHIRTLESS SINGING. 660 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,573 ♪ LA BAMBA >> AND ENDED THE NIGHT FACE DOWN 661 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:39,710 NEXT TO SLOT MACHINES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! 662 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:46,516 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT 663 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:47,450 NIGHT? >> Guillermo: YEAH, I DO. 664 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,585 >> Jimmy: YOU DO REMEMBER THAT NIGHT. 665 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:51,855 >> Guillermo: OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE PLAN FOR 666 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,324 TONIGHT? I KNOW WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 667 00:39:54,326 --> 00:39:56,192 WE CAN'T HAVE A PARTY. YOU'RE GOING HOME? 668 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:58,595 >> Guillermo: I JUST -- I HOPE I MAKE IT HOME. 669 00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:02,131 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU MAKE IT 670 00:40:02,201 --> 00:40:04,601 HOME TOO. DON'T WEAR THIS DRESS HOME, YOUR 671 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:07,737 SON MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM IT. >> Guillermo: NO, I'M GOING TO 672 00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:08,805 GIVE THIS TO ONE OF THE WRITERS, DANNY. 673 00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:12,275 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE NICE, GIVE THAT TO DANNY. 674 00:40:12,344 --> 00:40:14,878 WILL YOUR WIFE THINK THAT'S A SEXY OUTFIT? 675 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:17,547 >> Guillermo: I DON'T THINK SO. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK SO, 676 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:20,017 OKAY. WILL YOUR WIFE MAKE LOVE TO YOU 677 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,084 TONIGHT? >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, FOR 678 00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:23,153 SURE, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 679 00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:24,755 NO QUESTION, YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 680 00:40:24,757 --> 00:40:25,622 SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU MAY NOT QUITE MAKE IT. 681 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:29,626 [ LAUGHTER ] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. 682 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,028 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU, JIMMY, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 683 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:37,901 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO. THANKS TO NAOMI WATTS AND LESLIE 684 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:41,838 ODOM JR. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 685 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,240 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 686 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:49,412 SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.