>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."
TONIGHT, JAMIE DORNAN. ROBIN ROBERTS.
AND MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL!
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. HI, EVERYONE.
I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST.
THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE A LOT TO GET TO, BEFORE WE GET TO ANY OF IT, I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU, GUILLERMO. FIRST OF ALL, I HEAR YOU HAVE
YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS STILL UP AT YOUR HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: YES, I DO.
>> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T BE UP PAST SUPER BOWL.
>> Guillermo: I DID IT FOR YOU, THEY'RE NICE.
>> Jimmy: SECONDLY, YOU WERE ON ESPN DESPORTES YESTERDAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Guillermo: YES.
>> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU ON ESPN DESPORTES?
>> Guillermo: THEY ASKED ME WHO WAS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL,
WHO WAS FAVORED, WHO WAS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.
>> Jimmy: WHY DID THEY ASK YOU THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: WHY?
I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT GUILLERMO
HAD TO SAY. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
>> Guillermo: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
KANSAS CITY. TAMPA BAY.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: I AM NOW NOT. >> Guillermo: NO, I SAY I WANT
TOM BRADY TO WIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, YEAH. YOU SAID IT BETTER IN ENGLISH
THAN YOU DID IN SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SUPER BOWL IS SUPER BOWL LV, WHICH MEANS THE SUPER
BOWL AT 55 IS ONLY 10 YEARS SHORT OF BEING ELIGIBLE FOR
VACCINATION. TAMPA BAY'S FESTIVITIES HAVE
BEEN SCALED DOWN BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC, BAD NEWS FOR THE MANY
LOCAL STRIP CLUBS IN TAMPA THAT MAKE A LOT OF MONEY THIS TIME OF
YEAR. THERE ARE SO MANY STRIP CLUBS IN
TAMPA, THE ATMS GIVE OUT ONE DOLLAR BILLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I USED TO LIVE IN TAMPA.
I LIVED THERE FOR ABOUT A YEAR, WHEN I WAS A RADIO DISC JOCKEY.
IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, TAMPA IS LIKE THE FLORIDA OF FLORIDA.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE DAY I MOVED THERE,
THE DAY I MOVED IN, SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY
VCR. THE NEXT DAY, THEY STOLE MY CAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GOT FIRED AND MOVED
BACK HOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE POINT IS, IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO BE PART OF THE Q MORNING
ZOO, SAY NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE STADIUM IN TAMPA WILL ONLY BE ONE-THIRD FULL.
AND THE CDC IS SAYING NO SUPER BOWL PARTIES.
FOR ANYONE. THEY DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.
WITH PEOPLE GATHERING. THEY'RE SAYING NO PARTIES, BUT
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO WATCH THE GAME WITH SOMEONE ELSE, WEAR ONE
OF THESE. >> YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE BIG
GAME WITH YOUR BROS ARE BUT COVID PROTOCOLS SACKED YOUR
PLANS. UNTIL NOW!
SCORE ONE FOR SAFETY WITH THE NUMBER ONE RATED VIRUS DEFENSE.
THE COVID-19 PARTY HELMET. YOU'LL BE BETTER PROTECTED THAN
MAHOMES IN THE POCKET. >> IT'S AMAZING.
>> SIMPLY PUT ON THE HELMET AND TWIST IT 180 DEGREES.
>> I CAN'T SEE. >> IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO
BREATHE. >> THE C-19 SPACE AGE PLASTIC
SHELL HAS THE COVID BLOCKING STRENGTH OF 100 MASKS,
COMPLETELY COVERING YOUR MOUTH, NOSE, AND EYES.
PARTY LIKE IT'S COVID- 1999. >> WHERE'S THE DOOR?
I WANT TO GO HOME. >> AVAILABLE WHEREVER BACKWARDS
ANTI-VIRUS HELMETS ARE SOLD. >> Jimmy: I'LL BE WEARING TWO.
[ APPLAUSE ] THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT NOW IS
REPORTEDLY WORKING ON A PLAN TO SEND MASKS TO EVERY AMERICAN
HOUSEHOLD. WHICH IS -- IS SUPPLY REALLY THE
PROBLEM? I DON'T THINK THERE'S A SINGLE
PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WHO'S SAYING, "IF I HAD A MASK I WOULD
WEAR ONE, I JUST --" THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT WE DON'T
HAVE MASKS, THE PROBLEM IS HALF THE COUNTRY IS WILLING TO DIE TO
EAT MEATLOAF AT CRACKER BARREL. [ LAUGHTER ]
TWO WEEKS AGO, PRESIDENT BIDEN ISSUED A MASK MANDATE REQUIRING
AMERICANS TO WEAR MASKS ON FEDERAL PROPERTY AND WHILE USING
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. AND NOW I GUESS THEY FEEL LIKE
THEY SHOULD SEND THEM TO US. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
CHEAPER IDEA. THE WHITE HOUSE SHOULD TEAM UP
WITH BED, BATH, & BEYOND. HAVE THEM PRINT THOSE CUE TONS
ON MASKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
20% OFF? ANOTHER PROBLEM SOLVED.
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE WELCOME.
HERE'S HOW THEY'RE BATTLING THE VIRUS IN OTHER COUNTRIES.
THIS IS FROM A BUDGET COMMITTEE MEETING IN INDIA YESTERDAY.
WATCH THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SCREEN.
HE SITS DOWN, TAKES A SWIG FROM HIS WATER BOTTLE.
BUT AS HE TAKES A SWIG, HE REALIZES IT'S NOT A WATER
BOTTLE, IT IS HAND SANITIZER. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY CALL IT A MUNBA-MOJITO, I THINK.
[ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T THAT WHAT TRUMP
RECOMMENDED WE DO? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
DID HE NOT KIND IT STRANGE IT WAS A THREE-OUNCE BOTTLE OF
WATER? OH, LOOK AT THIS TINY BOTTLE OF
WATER, GLUG GLUG GLUG. IN WASHINGTON THE HOUSE VOTED TO
REMOVE CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FROM THE EDUCATION
AND BUDGET COMMITTEES. BUT NOT BEFORE SHE MADE AN
ATTEMPT TO DEFEND HER ATTACKS ON A TEENAGER, DAVID HOGG, WHO SAW
HIS FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES KILLED AT THE SHOOTING IN
PARKLAND. >> I UNDERSTAND HOW TERRIBLE IT
WAS, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 16, IN 11th GRADE, MY SCHOOL WAS A
GUN-FREE SCHOOL ZONE. ONE OF MY SCHOOLMATES BROUGHT
GUNS TO SCHOOL AND TOOK OUR ENTIRE SCHOOL HOSTAGE.
THAT HAPPENED DOWN THE HALL FROM MY CLASSROOM.
I KNOW THE FEAR DAVID HOGG THAT DAY.
I KNOW THE FEAR THESE KIDS HAVE. >> Jimmy: AND YET I STILL
AMBUSHED THIS TEENAGER AND LOUDLY CALLED HIM NAMES, BECAUSE
I AM A MONSTER. >> I ALSO WANT TO TELL YOU, 9/11
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED, I REMEMBER THAT DAY, CRYING ALL DAY LONG,
WATCHING IT ON THE NEWS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, AT
LEAST NOW WE KNOW 9/11 HAPPENED. CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO GO IN
FRONT OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO SAY 9/11
HAPPENED? YEAH, WE KNOW.
WE KNOW IT HAPPENED. YOU'RE THE CRAZY ONE, NOT US.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
KLAN MOM WAS IN TOP FORM. SHE SAID HER WORDS.
THESE WERE WORDS OF THE PAST, AND THEY DO NOT REPRESENT HER
VALUES. THE PAST, BY THE WAY, WAS 2018.
THIS WOMAN WAS TWEETING NUTSO CONSPIRACY THEORIES AS RECENTLY
AS YESTERDAY. BUT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS ON VIDEO
SPREADING AND GIVING CREDIBILITY TO QANON, NOW SHE SAYS IT'S TIME
TO HEAL. >> WHAT SHALL WE DO AS
AMERICANS? SHALL WE STAY DIVIDED LIKE THIS?
WILL WE ALLOW THE MEDIA, THAT IS JUST AS GUILTY AS QANON,
PRESENTING TRUTH AND LIES TO DIVIDE US?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. THE WOMAN WHO STARTED
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS AGAINST JOE BIDEN THE DAY HE TOOK OFFICE
IS CALLING FOR UNITY. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO WANTS TO EXECUTE NANCY PELOSI IS RIGHT!
WE NEED TO COME TOGETHER! AND THE MEDIA IS JUST AS GUILTY
AS QANON! THAT'S LIKE SAYING JELL-O IS
JUST AS GUILTY AS COSBY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S NONSENSE. THE WORST PART OF ALL THIS IS
SHE HAS STILL NOT BEEN REPRIMANDED BY FELLOW HOUSE
REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE, IN FACT, THEY GAVE HER A STANDING
OVATION YESTERDAY. SOME OF THEM, NOT ALL OF THEM.
SOME OF THEM DIDN'T WANT TO STAND UP FOR FEAR THEY COULD BE
TARGETED BY THE JEWISH SPACE LASERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOUSE MINORITY LEADER
KEVIN McCARTHY, HE'S COWARD NUMBER ONE IN THIS LITTLE TAP
DANCE THEY'RE TRYING TO DO. IT'S REALLY A SHAME THE GOLDEN
GLOBE NOMINATIONS CAME OUT YESTERDAY, BECAUSE HE DESERVES A
NOMINATION FOR THIS PERFORMANCE, PRETENDING HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
QANON IS. >> IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF YOU
HEARD WHAT SHE TOLD US, DENOUNCING Q-NON, I DON'T KNOW
IF I SAID THAT RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. THOSE PEOPLE WHO BROKE INTO AND
CRAPPED ON THE WALLS IN OUR OFFICE LAST MONTH?
NEVER HEARD OF ‘EM! YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM.
YOU PANDER TO THEM. IT'S Q, IT'S A LETTER.
YOU LEARNED IT WHEN YOU WERE THREE.
EVEN THE FOLKS AT FOX NEWS ARE PLAYING THIS GAME.
SEAN HANNITY LAST NIGHT MADE A CLAIM THAT IS EVEN MORE
UNBELIEVABLE THAN QANON ITSELF. >> I DON'T KNOW A SINGLE
CONSERVATIVE OR A SINGLE REPUBLICAN, FRANKLY THAT EVEN
KNOWS WHAT QANON EVEN IS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY? SEAN DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH.
THEY KEEP HIM IN A WAYFAIR CABINET AND ROLL HIM IN WHEN
THEY NEED HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, REMEMBER THE QANON SHAMAN, THE GUY FROM THE CAPITOL RIOTS?
THE GUY WITH THE HORNS? WELL, HE'S CURRENTLY
INCARCERATED AND CLAIMS HE DIDN'T EAT FOR NINE STRAIGHT
DAYS. BECAUSE THE JAIL WOULDN'T
PROVIDE HIM WITH ORGANIC FOOD. USUALLY WHEN A QANONNER DOESN'T
EAT FOR NINE DAYS, IT'S BECAUSE HIS MOTHER'S MICROWAVE IS
BROKEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS GUY SAYS HIS SHAMANISM DICTATES THAT FOOD WITH
UNNATURAL CHEMICALS ARE AN "OBJECT INTRUSION" INTO HIS
BODY. AND IF THERE'S ONE THING THIS
MAN WON'T STAND FOR, IT'S AN INTRUSION.
[ LAUGHTER ] ACCORDING TO HIS LAWYER, THE
SHAMAN "HAS COME TO GRASP THAT FACT THAT FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP
REALLY DIDN'T LOVE HIM." WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING.
IT ONLY TOOK HIM A MONTH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DON JR. AND ERIC
HAVE BEEN WRESTLING WITH FOR YEARS.
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS A GOOD SIGN OF WHAT
WE'RE DEALING WITH WITH THESE PEOPLE.
THIS MORNING ON C-SPAN, HOST JOHN McARDLE GOT THIS FUN PHONE
CALL FROM A VIEWER NAMED JOHN. >> JOHN IS IN WILMINGTON,
DELAWARE, REPUBLICAN. JOHN, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
>> I SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. I THINK HE'S GOT TO GET BACK IN
THAT WHITE HOUSE. THEY'VE GOT TO GET PEOPLE LIKE
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE OUT OF OFFICE.
WE NEED WOMEN LIKE HER IN THERE, OTHERWISE THESE DEMOCRATS ARE
GOING TO KEEP EATING BABIES AND CUTTING FACES OFF OF THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EATING THE BABIES, AND
CUTTING FATALES OFF OF THEM. WA KIND OF A COOKING SHOW IS
THIS? [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT FINDING COMMON GROUND.
WE HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH FROM DONALD TRUMP LATELY.
BECAUSE HE'S NOT ALLOWED ON TWITTER.
BUT THEY CAN'T BAN HIM FROM THE GOOD OLD U.S. MAIL!
ON TUESDAY, TRUMP WILL FACE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL NUMBER TWO IN
THE SENATE. BUT THIS IS WHAT HE'S THINKING
ABOUT. HE SENT A VERY TRUMPY LETTER
TODAY TO SAG-AFTRA, THE SCREEN ACTOR'S UNION.
SAG WAS PLANNING TO VOTE ON WHETHER TO KICK HIM OUT, SO HE
DECIDED TO BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH.
AND BEFORE I READ THIS, I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR WE DID NOT
ALTER THIS LETTER, THIS IS WHAT HE REALLY WROTE, OKAY?
FROM "THE OFFICE OF DONALD J. TRUMP."
"MS. CARTERIS," THAT'S GABRIELLE CARTERIS FROM
"90210," WHO IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF SAG.
I KNOW, IT'S TRUE. "I WRITE TO YOU TODAY REGARDING
THE SO-CALLED DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE HEARING AIMED AT
REVOKING MY UNION MEMBERSHIP. WHO CARES!
[ LAUGHTER ] WHILE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR
WORK, I'M VERY PROUD OF MY WORK ON MOVIES SUCH AS
"HOME ALONE 2," "ZOOLANDER," AND "WALL STREET:
MONEY NEVER SLEEPS," AND TELEVISION SHOWS INCLUDING
"THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR," ""SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"," AND OF
COURSE ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL SHOWS IN TELEVISION
HISTORY, "THE APPRENTICE," TO NAME JUST A FEW.
I'VE ALSO GREATLY HELPED THE CABLE NEWS TELEVISION BUSINESS
SAID TO BE A DYING PLATFORM WITH NOT MUCH TIME LEFT UNTIL I
GOT INVOLVED IN POLITICS, AND CREATED THOUSANDS OF JOBS AT
NETWORKS SUCH AS MSDNC AND FAKE NEWS CNN, AMONG MANY OTHERS."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "I NO LONGER WISH TO BE
ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR UNION. AS SUCH, THIS LETTER IS TO
INFORM YOU OF MY IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION FROM SAG-AFTRA.
YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] SO NOW HE'S OUT OF THE ACTOR'S
UNION. THAT'S TOO BAD, I WAS POSITIVE
HE WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, BACK TO THE SUPER
BOWL. A LOT OF THE FOCUS THIS WEEK HAS
BEEN ON TOM BRADY. TOM IS 43 YEARS OLD.
WHICH IS LIKE 100 IN SUPER BOWL YEARS.
43 IS TOO OLD TO PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] TOM BRADY IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL
PLAYER, HE EVOKES A LOT OF EMOTIONS, BOTH POSITIVE AND
NEGATIVE. TONIGHT, WE FOCUS ON THE
NEGATIVE. WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT TOM, HE
IS A VERY GOOD SPORT IN AN ALL-TOM BRADY EDITION OF "MEAN
TWEETS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> TOM BRADY SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF MAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO
USE A WRENCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S KIND OF TRUE. HI, I'M TOM BRADY, AND I'M A
CRYBABY, AND I HAVE A BUTT HOLE IN MY CHIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUTT HOLE?
CAN WE BE REAL FOR A MOMENT, IS THERE REALLY ANYONE YOU'D RATHER
SEE DROPPED IN A VAT OF RENDERED BACON FAT THAN TOM BRADY?
HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT MONDAY, EXCEPT FOR TOM BRADY,
[ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY. [ BLEEP ] YOU!
TOM BRADY, YOU SUCK BOOTY, YOU UGLY, YOU SUCK, YOU THROW LIKE A
FAT LADY WITH A FLABBY ARM AND A LITTLE GIRL, BUTT FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] #TOMBRADY, #SUCK.
YOU SUCK [ BLEEP ]. TOM BRADY, YOU FAT BITCH, I HOPE
YOU CRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DO CRY, TOO. [ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY, I HOPE
THIS LOSS DEPRESSES YOU SO BAD THAT YOU HARDLY HAVE SEX WITH
YOUR SUPERMODEL WIFE IN YOUR GIANT MANSION.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO COMMENT TO THAT.
YOU EVER WATCH/LISTEN TO TOM BRADY SPEAK AND THINK TO
YOURSELF, THIS IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF AN ACTUAL
BUTT HOLE TAKING A [ BLEEP ]? I HATE TOM BRADY SO MUCH, BUT I
HAVE NO LEGIT REASON TO, HE'S A NICE GUY, BUT I HOPE THEY BREAK
HIS LEGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
TOM BRADY REALLY IS A GOOD QB, BUT HE WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS
A [ BLEEP ] BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY, I HOPE YOUR DOG EATS CHOCOLATE AND GETS
REALLY SICK AND THROWS UP ON YOUR SOCKS.
THAT'S [ BLEEP ]ED UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S TOM'S LINE, AND YOU CROSSED IT.
WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW TONIGHT. ROBIN ROBERTS IS WITH US.
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAMIE
DORNAN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT, FROM "GOOD MORNING
AME AMERICA", ROBIN ROBERTS IS WITH
US. LATER, THEIR NEW ALBUM IS CALLED
"THE LUCKY ONES," PENTATONIX. NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS
WITH KATY PERRY, MILA KUNIS, KEVIN JAMES, WANDA SYKES,
KJ APP-AH, AND KAT DENNINGS, WITH MUSIC FROM
MICHAEL McDONALD, WAXAHATCHEE, SAM DEW, AND MAMMOTH WVH AKA
WOLFGANG VAN HALEN. PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN IRISHMAN JOINING US FROM ENGLAND, WHO
SHOT HIS RECENT MOVIE IN MEXICO, EVEN THOUGH IT'S SET IN FLORIDA.
HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR WHOM YOU CAN SEE ALONGSIDE KRISTEN WIIG
AND ANNIE MUMOLO IN THE DEMENTED NEW COMEDY, "BARB AND STAR
GO TO VISTA DEL MAR," IT'S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU RENT
MOVIES, AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 12th. PLEASE WELCOME JAMIE DORNAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> GOOD, GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU
TOO. LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS TWO
YEARS AGO, I THINK. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS EXPECTING A BABY AT THE TIME.
DID THE BABY COME OUT OR IS IT STILL IN THERE?
>> SHE HAD THAT BABY, WE GOT THAT BABY, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT MAKES, WHAT, THREE GIRLS FOR YOU?
>> THREE GIRLS. SOMETIMES WE FEEL LIKE WE WANT
TO PUT THEM BACK IN SOMEWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT.
I REALLY HAVE HAD THAT FEELING. I REMEMBER WHEN MY DAUGHTER, MY
OLDEST DAUGHTER WAS BORN, IT WAS SO QUIET.
THEN SUDDENLY IT WAS NOT QUIET AT ALL.
YEAH, IF WE COULD JUST SLIDE HER BACK IN THERE, IT WOULD BE
GREAT! BUT YOU CAN'T.
>> YOUR WIFE WASN'T UP FOR IT? >> Jimmy: NO, SHE WAS NOT.
IT WAS THE COMING BACK OUT PART SHE WASN'T EXCITED ABOUT.
HOW IS IT GOING WITH EVERYONE? I ASSUME YOU'RE LOCKED DOWN OR
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT. IS IT CRAZY THERE IN THE HOUSE?
>> YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. IT'S LIKE -- THERE'S TIMES WHERE
IT'S INCREDIBLE AND YOU'RE SO THANKFUL FOR THE TIME.
AND THERE'S TIMES WHEN IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE OF THAT, YOU KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> JUST WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM THEM.
BUT YOU KNOW, WE ARE -- YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN THE TRUE THICK
OF IT, YOU KNOW. THREE UNDER 8.
IT'S TOUGH. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY DOING, LIKE,
REMOTE SCHOOL, HOMESCHOOLING, THAT SORT OF THING?
>> YEAH, WE'RE DOING THE HOMESCHOOLING, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, LIKE THE -- YOU KNOW,
THE -- THE WORD I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO INSTILL TO THE KIDS IS
PATIENCE. YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING THEM,
PATIENCE. JUST WAIT.
PATIENCE, PATIENCE, PATIENCE. AND I'VE NEVER HAD TO TELL
MYSELF MORE THAT WORD, YOU KNOW. THE HOMESCHOOLING.
LIKE OUR -- OUR MIDDLE CHILD, ALVA, SHE'S 4, TURNS 5 LATER
THIS MONTH. WE WERE DOING -- I WAS DOING
MATH, YOU SAY MATH, WE SAY MATHS, THE OTHER DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IT WAS 2 PLUS 2.
SHE WAS LIKE, 2 PLUS 2, RIGHT IT.
SHE GOT 4. THEN SHE GOT 3 PLUS 4, RIGHT?
SHE GOT IT, 7. THEN 2 PLUS 2 AGAIN.
SHE WAS LIKE, 2 PLUS 2. I WAS GOING --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST HAD 2 PLUS 2, LIKE
SURELY IT WAS SEVEN SECONDS AGO, SURELY YOU REMEMBER THIS.
THE BRAINS JUST DON'T WORK LIKE THAT.
I WAS LIKE, JAMIE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, HI, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I'M STILL REELING FROM THE
FACT THAT YOU GUYS CALL IT "MATHS" OVER THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.
>> HAVE YOU NOT? >> Jimmy: NO.
>> YEAH, WE ADD AN "S" SO IT'S MATHS.
>> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT
ALL. >> I KNOW, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF
AMERICANISMS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE EITHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AMERICAN DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE IS REALLY WHAT THE TRUTH IS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] BY THE WAY, I HAVE TWO LITTLE
KIDS. ONE OF THE THINGS THEY DO OVER
AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS WATCH YOUR MOVIE "TROLLS WORLD TOUR."
AND YOUR WIFE POSTED SOMETHING. PUT THAT PICTURE UP.
APPARENTLY YOUR DO TOO, HUH? [ LAUGHTER ]
ARE THEY WATCHING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
OR WAS IT JUST THE ONE TIME? >> SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
LIKE YOU KNOW, THE COUNTDOWN, TWO WEEKS OUT, WE'RE CONSTANTLY
TELLING -- YOU KNOW, I DID IT FOR THEM, PLEADED WITH UNIVERSAL
PICTURES TO PUT ME IN THE PICTURE.
SO I WAS LIKE, IT'S COMING OUT IN TWO WEEKS, DADDY'S GOING TO
BE IN THIS MOVIE, IT'S COMING OUT NEXT WEEK, THREE DAYS,
COMING OUT TOMORROW. SO EXCITED.
PANDEMONIUM EXCITEMENT. AND THEN IT COMES OUT.
IT'S A DAY. AND I'M LIKE, OKAY, I GUESS I
BUY IT. I'LL BUY IT ON iTUNES OR
WHATEVER. IT'S LIKE 17 POUNDS.
THAT'S LIKE $25. SO I'M LIKE, WOW, OKAY.
BUY IT. THEY WATCH IT.
YOU ONLY GET IT FOR 24 HOURS. NEXT DAY, WANT TO WATCH "TROLLS"
AGAIN? HAVE TO BUY IT AGAIN.
I THINK I BOUGHT IT FOUR OR FIVE TIMES.
[ LAUGHTER ] AFTER A WEEK I GOT A THING FROM
MY AGENT, OH, BY THE WAY, UNIVERSAL WERE IN TOUCH SAYING
THERE'S A CODE THAT YOU USE WHENEVER YOU WANT TO WATCH
"TROLLS" FOR FREE. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, GREAT. I'VE ALREADY SPENT, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, $300. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH. THAT'S ONE OF THE LESSONS YOU'LL
LEARN AS YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER, BECOME A VETERAN PARENT, ALWAYS
JUST BUY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO WATCH IT ONE
TIME. ALSO, IT'S A HULU, JUST ANOTHER
LITTLE TIP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IN MY DEFENSE, AT THIS POINT YOU COULDN'T BUY IT, YOU COULD
ONLY RENT IT FOR 24 HOURS. >> Jimmy: I SEE, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A GOOD
SINGER, WERE YOU EVER IN A BAND? >> VERY BRIEFLY, LIKE A LOT OF
KIDS WERE IN BANDS, WEREN'T THEY, AT SOME POINT.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN THE BAND?
>> WE STARTED ABOUT 17. WE WERE CALLED SONS OF JIM.
BECAUSE IT WAS ME, MY FRIEND, BOTH OUR FATHERS WERE CALLED
JIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU COULD HAVE DONE IN. >> Jimmy: MY KIDS COULD TAKE
THIS AND FORM THAT BAND. HOW IS YOUR DAD?
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT YOUR DAD ON THE SHOW.
CORRECT ME IF I HAVE THIS DAD. YOUR DAD IS OR WAS AN OB-GYN?
HE'S RETIRED NOW. WHO DELIVERED THOUSANDS OF
BABIES IN TOWN. AND ALMOST MISSED YOUR DELIVERY,
AS I RECALL. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. HOW IS HE DOING?
>> HE'S OKAY. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'S ACTUALLY -- HE'S RETIRED, BUT HE'S IN BAHRAIN IN THE
MIDDLE EAST, DOING LIKE A TWO-YEAR PROFESSORSHIP AT THE
UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL THERE. SO HE'S STILL BUSY.
AND HE DID AN ACTING -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE DID A VERY SMALL
PART IN THE THIRD SERIES OF "THE FALL," THE SHOW THAT I WAS ON.
AND HE DID ANOTHER ACTING GIG AGAIN, LIKE UNDER THE RADAR,
WITHOUT TELLING ME, ON SOME TV SHOW HERE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH, BUT I THINK HE HAD LIKE
TWO LINES AND THEY WERE CUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I THINK HE'S LIKE A FEATURED EXTRA IN THIS SHOW.
>> Jimmy: SO YOUR DAD, AFTER YOU PUT HIM IN "THE FALL," YOUR DAD
WENT AND AUDITIONED FOR OTHER PARTS?
>> IT WAS A STRAIGHT OFFER. >> Jimmy: OH, IT WAS A STRAIGHT
OFFER, WOW. PAUSE PAUSE.
>> HE DOESN'T AUDITION, HE'S TOO BIG-TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
HOW ABOUT THAT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK.
JAMIE DORNAN IS WITH US, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪ >>> YOU FINISHED THAT ALREADY?
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> JUST FOR THE RECORD, WE NEVER
FOUND THE TREASURE. >> YOU FOUND A CHEST AT THE
BOTTOM WITH THE SLURPEE LIQUID? >> YEAH, YEAH, LICKED UP THE SIR
RID. >> FOUND THE SUBHA DIVER'S MASK
AND FOUND THE PILL? >> I FOUND THE PILL.
>> WELL, THAT'S YOUR TREASURE. ♪ CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: KRISTEN WIIG, JAMIE DORNAN, "BARB AND STAR GO TO
VISTA DELMAR." WEIRD AND FUNNY IS HOW I WOULD
DESCRIBE IT. THIS IS YOUR FIRST COMEDY?
>> YEAH, AND PROBABLY MY LAST. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK SO, I DON'T THINK SO AT ALL.
WAS THAT MORE FUN DOING THAT? OR IS IT THE SAME DEAL?
>> YEAH, NO, IT'S MORE FUN. IT WAS -- I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO
IT, YOU KNOW. I'D ALWAYS WANTED TO DO COMEDY.
IT WAS A GREAT WAY TO START, YOU KNOW, WITH ANNIE AND KRISTEN,
WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MASSIVE IN THAT GAME, YOU KNOW.
WILL FERRELL PRODUCING. IT WAS A NICE PACKAGE TO BE YOUR
FIRST FORAY INTO IT. THEY WERE JUST -- YOU KNOW, AS
YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S SO SILLY, THAT FILM, BUT IT'S A BIT OF A
NOD TO -- I LOVE, YOU KNOW, "TOP SECRET," "AIRPLANE," "HOTSHOTS,"
ALL THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> THERE'S A BIT OF THAT SILLINESS, BUT IT HAS HEART AND
YOU CARE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, SO PERFECT MIX.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S AN IMPRESSIVE MUSICAL NUMBER THAT YOU WERE A
PART OF. DID YOU ENJOY SHOOTING THAT?
>> THAT WAS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST DAYS OF MY-
>> Jimmy: IN WHAT WAY? >> IT WAS JUST LIKE -- A, WE'RE
IN CANCUN, IT WAS SO HOT, SO SWEETIE, I HAD TO CHANGE MY
SHIRT AFTER EVERY TAKE. I'M DOING THIS MASSIVE ALMOST
'80s-STYLE ROCK SONG. AND IT'S A PRERECORD.
BUT I'M DOING THIS VERY INSANE DANCE TO IT.
WHICH IN THE SCRIPT WAS LIKE TWO LINES OF STAGE DIRECTION AND
ENDS UP BEING TWO DAYS' SHOOT OF THIS MADNESS.
IT WAS FUN. I HAVE TO SING.
THEY ACTUALLY SENT US A CLIP OF LIKE THE DIRECTOR SENT ME A CLIP
OF THE SONG LIKE A FEW WEEKS AFTER WE FINISHED, A COUPLE OF
MONTHS AFTER WE FINISHED. MY WIFE AND I WATCHED IT.
AND I WAS LIKE, MY VOICE ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD.
LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH MY VOICE. SHE'S LIKE, THAT'S NOT YOU
SINGING. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS STILL LISTENING TO THE PROFESSIONAL SINGER.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN THE MOVIE, IT IS REALLY ME.
>> Jimmy: THEY SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE, BUT I
GUESS IN YOUR CASE, THAT IS VERY, VERY TRUE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> CLEARLY.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ON THE SUBJECT OF SINGING, THIS IS A VIDEO THAT
YOU GUYS POSTED IN DECEMBER. THIS IS YOU SINGING WHILE YOUR
DAUGHTERS HECKLE YOU. ♪
>> SHUSH, DADDY! SHUSH, DADDY!
♪ WHITE CHRISTMAS ♪ JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO
KNOW ♪ >> SHUSH, DADDY!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THE KIDS HATE BING CROSBY.
>> THAT'S THE TOUGHEST CROWD YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE UP
AGAINST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL YEAH.
I HOPE SO. [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, BE PATIENT, DO YOUR MATHS.
[ LAUGHTER ] STAY WELL.
IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. THE MOVIE IS VERY FUNNY, "BARB
AND STAR GO TO VISTA DELMAR." IT'S AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU
RENT MOVIES FEBRUARY 12th. OH, AND CAN YOU BUY IT OR YOU
HAVE TO RENT IT? RENT IT THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
[ LAUGHTER ] JAMIE DORNAN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBIN ROBERTS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
MUSIC FROM PENTATONIX IS ON THE WAY.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN AWARD-WINNING BROADCASTER WHO
BRAVES THE PANDEMIC, SNOW STORMS, AND MULTIPLE
TIMES SQUARE SPIDER-MEN TO BRING US THE NEWS EVERY MORNING ON
"GMA." SHE'S ALSO THE NARRATOR AND
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON THE NEW ONE-HOUR SPECIAL
"TUSKEGEE AIRMEN: LEGACY OF COURAGE" PREMIERING
WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL, SAY HELLO TO
ROBIN ROBERTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HELLO, ROBIN. >> HELLO, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, HOW ARE YOU?
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU
TOO. YOU'RE UP LATE, IT'S PAST YOUR
BEDTIME. WHAT TIME DO YOU GET UP?
>> 3:30, BUT WHO'S COUNTING? YOU'RE WORTH STAYING UP PAST MY
BEDTIME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, I
APPRECIATE IT. BEHIND YOU, IS THAT REAL?
WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S ON? >> IS THAT REAL BEHIND YOU?
IS THE MOON BEHIND YOU, JIMMY? COME ON.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT.
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S NOT THE MOON.
SO I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I AM AT HOME, I AM AT
HOME. I'M IN MY HOME BASEMENT WHERE I
WAS FOR ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS BROADCASTING "GOOD MORNING
AMERICA." MY NEIGHBORS IN CONNECTICUT GOT
A BIG KICK OUT OF "GMA" COMING OUT OF THE BASEMENT OF MY HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: IT IS KIND OF FUN, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
I IMAGINE FOR YOU ALSO, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET UP SO
EARLY. THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOT -- I
MEAN, YOU CAN SLEEP LATE, YOU CAN SLEEP TILL 4:00, MAYBE?
>> 4:00, YEAH, SLEPT IN, RIGHT. HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
>> Jimmy: YOU SENT US A PICTURE, I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING.
THIS WAS THE EXTENT OF YOUR PRODUCTION TEAM.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AMBER, WAS -- IS SHE DOING YOUR MAKEUP THERE?
>> YOU CAN SEE MY EXPRESSION. LIKE, GET OUT OF MY FACE, I'M
ABOUT TO GO LIVE ON NATIONAL TV, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
BUT IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING. BECAUSE SHE HAS AN ESSENTIAL
OILS COMPANY, PLANT JUICE OILS. YOU WERE AT HOME, BUT MOLLY,
THIS IS HER WHEELHOUSE, YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE, SHE KNOWS WHAT
SHE'S DOING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> BUT IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING, BECAUSE IN THE
BEGINNING, AMBER WAS SO INTO IT. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE THOUGHT
WE'D ONLY BE HERE A FEW WEEKS. IT TURNED INTO SEVERAL MONTHS.
AND THEN SHE WAS KIND OF SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, TO THE
SIDE OF ME, SO I WOULD GET A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS.
IS IT SOMETHING I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTOGRAPH AGAIN.
I DO WANT TO ASK WHO PICKED OUT THE SLIPPERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY.
THOSE ARE MINNIE MOUSE SLIPPERS, COME ON.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING THE MOST OF YOUR DISCOUNT AT THE DISNEY
STORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> EXACTLY, GOT TO HAVE SOME
PERKS. >> Jimmy: ROBIN, DO YOU GET A
DISCOUNT AT THE DISNEY STORE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, I AM A DISNEY LEGEND.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A DISNEY LEGEND, BUT DO YOU GET --
BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU, ON MY -- WE WORK FOR ABC.
AND WE HAVE THESE I.D. IS CARDS, I DON'T KNOW, THAT I'VE NEVER
USED, OTHER THAN WHEN I LOOK AT IT AND IT SAYS, YOU HAVE A
DISNEY DISCOUNT. THE BIGLER "N" IS THERE FOR
"NO." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I THINK YOU COULD AFFORD TO PAY FULL PRICE, SIR.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE, SO BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
LA[ LAUGHTER ] >> I UNDERSTAND, I'M WITH YOU,
MAN. >> Jimmy: IS AMBER GLAD YOU'RE
BACK IN STUDIO DOING IT THERE? >> YES, BECAUSE SHE WAS, AS I
SAID, VERY GOOD AT THE BEGINNING.
BY THE END SHE WAS LOOKING AT HER WATCH AND SAYING, YEAH.
BECAUSE SHE'S MORE NOCTURNAL. THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A
CHALLENGE FOR HER TO GET UP. BUT SHE WAS A TRUE TROUPER, LIKE
A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING FROM HOME, AND THEIR KIDS ARE
HELPING OUT AND THEIR SPOUSES ARE HELPING OUT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. THE KIDS AREN'T HELPING MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
[ APPLAUSE ] TRUE.
>> Jimmy: AND FOR THE MOST PART THE SPOUSES AREN'T HELPING
EITHER, YEAH. >> ISN'T IT CUTE WHEN YOU SEE
THE KID POP INTO THE SCREEN ON ZOO MANY?
>> Jimmy: IT'S CUTE FOR EVERYONE ON THE ZOOM EXCEPT FOR THE
PERSON WHOSE CHILD IT IS. >> RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU STARTED IN SPORTS BROADCASTING.
AND ALSO YOU WERE A COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER.
WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO? >> YOU COULD HAVE SAID COLLEGE
BASKETBALL STAR, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY COLLEGE BASKETBALL
PLAYER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M GETTING TO THAT. >> I PLAYED AT SOUTHEASTERN
LOUISIANA UNIVERSITY. I ACTUALLY, JIMMY, A
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT, I WENT THERE ON A TENNIS SCHOLARSHIP.
BUT ENDED UP PLAYING BASKETBALL INSTEAD.
BREAKING NEWS HERE ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW.
YES. >> Jimmy: WAS THE TENNIS COACH
MAD? >> IT WAS THE SAME COACH.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS GETTING A TWO-FER.
I WAS A TWO-FER FOR HER. I ENDED UP PLAYING BASKETBALL
INSTEAD. TOTALLY LOVED IT.
BUT IT BROUGHT OUT A SIDE OF ME THAT PEOPLE DON'T NORMALLY SEE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT SIDE IS THAT? THE TRASH TALKING?
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? >> WELL, I WAS A LITTLE
AGGRESSIVE. THERE WAS ONE PARTICULAR GAME, I
KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE, BUT I ACTUALLY, LIKE,
JUST REARED BACK AND I PUNCHED A PLAYER.
IT'S OKAY, AMBER, CALM DOWN OVER THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH, IT WAS VERY UNCHARACTERISTIC FOR ME.
BUT THE REF WASN'T CALLING THE FOUL.
AND UNFORTUNATELY MY MOTHER WASN'T THERE AT THAT PARTICULAR
GAME, BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE YANKED ME OUT BY MY EAR, GONE
OUT ON THE COURT, PULLED ME OUT BY MY EAR.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU PLAYING POWER FORWARD.
>> LOOK AT THAT. >> Jimmy: NOT KIDDING AWAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YOU CAN SEE THE STANDS ARE
FULL, STANDING ROOM ONLY FOR THOSE GAMES BACK IN THE DAY.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT THE WOMAN YOU PUNCHED?
>> NO -- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE ONE I PUNCHED.
BECAUSE THE ONE I PUNCHED, I RAN AWAY FROM AT THE END OF THE
GAME, SO EVERYBODY WAS ASKING, LIKE I WAS BIG AND BAD AND I
PUNCHED HER AND EVERYTHING. I GATHERED THE TEAM AROUND ME
AND IT WAS RATE MUCH, I'M AFRAID SHE'S GOING TO PUNCH ME BACK, SO
KIND OF LIKE, HOLD ME BACK! LIKE, I WANT AT HER, HOLD ME
BACK, HOLD ME BACK! >> Jimmy: THE OLD PUNCH AND RUN.
>> YES, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED YOUR MOM
BEING AT THE GAME. YOUR DAD, AND THIS IS JUST SUCH
AN UNBELIEVABLE THING. YOUR DAD, YOU'VE PRODUCED THIS
SPECIAL, YOU NARRATE THIS SPECIAL ABOUT THE TUSKEGEE
AIRMEN, WHO MOST PEOPLE KNOW A BIT ABOUT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW YOUR DAD WAS ONE OF THE TUSKEGEE
AIRMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> YES, LAWRENCE T. ROBERTS, THANK YOU, YES.
>> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS THAT? THAT IS PRETTY SPECTACULAR.
>> IT IS SPECTACULAR. IT WAS SPECTACULAR.
>> Jimmy: WHAT A THING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A SPECIAL LIKE THIS
TO HONOR HIM AND ALSO THE OTHER MEN WHO FLEW WITH HIM.
THE FIRST BLACK U.S. SOLDIERS TO FLY IN THE WAR.
AND JUST REALLY AN AMAZING STORY.
I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU AND YOUR DAD.
HERE WE GO. >> BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.
>> MY FATHER PASSED AWAY IN 2004.
HE DIDN'T GET TO WITNESS THE AIRMEN RECEIVING SUCH
RECOGNITION. BUT HIS LEGACY, LIKE THAT OF ALL
THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN, IS ENDURING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THAT'S MY DAD RIGHT THERE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, IS THIS SOMETHING HE TALKED
ABOUT? WOULD HE TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT
THAT TIME IN HIS LIFE? >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS PART OF THE
REASON I GET CHILLS, THIS IS PART OF THE REASON WHY I'M DOING
THIS FILM ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
MY FATHER DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. MUCH OF THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN,
THEY JUST WANTED TO GO FLY, THEY JUST WANTED TO GO PROTECT OUR
COUNTRY. THEY WERE THE FIRST BLACK PILOTS
IN THE U.S. MILITARY GOING OVER TO WORLD WAR II, HELPING US
DEFEAT THE ENEMY OVER THERE. I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT IT IN
SCHOOL. AND I REMEMBER MY FATHER, HE
STAYED IN THE AIR FORCE, RETIRED AS A FULL COLONEL, WAS IN FOR
OVER 30 YEARS, RECEIVED OVER 18 MEDALS AND AWARDS.
AND I THOUGHT, WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL, THAT I WOULD LEARN ABOUT
THAT. AND WHEN I DIDN'T, I SAID, YOU
KNOW -- AND WE HAD SEEN FILMS. GEORGE LUCAS DID A BEAUTIFUL
FILM, "RED TAILS." WE HAVE SOME OF THE ACTORS THAT
ARE ACTUALLY IN THE FILM, BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT THE
BROADER LEGACY. THEY FOUGHT OVERSEAS, THE ENEMY.
THEY CAME BACK, THEY HELPED TO END SEGREGATION IN THE MILITARY.
AND BE PART OF THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT.
AND YOU SEE YOUNG ACTIVISTS THAT WE HAVE IN THE FILM TALKING
ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE -- AND EVEN BARACK OBAMA, WHO HAD THE
TUSKEGEE AIRMEN AT HIS INAUGURATION THE FIRST TIME.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT, YES. >> HE TALKED ABOUT HOW THEIR
SERVICE HELPED HIM UNDERSTAND WHY HE WANTED TO GET -- TO BE OF
SERVICE TO PEOPLE. SO THE IMPACT IS VERY BROAD, AND
THAT'S WHAT WE GET INTO. I HAVE TO SAY, A YOUNG BLACK
DOCUMENTARIAN, KIRK FRASIER, WORKED WITH ME ON THIS, AND I AM
SO VERY PROUD. IT'S LIKE A LOVE LETTER TO MY
FATHER, LAWRENCE T. ROBERTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY, REALLY. ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL, 8:00 ON
WEDNESDAY NIGHT. THANK YOU, ROBIN.
IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. I WISH YOU WELL.
>> ALWAYS. >> Jimmy: SAY HELLO TO AMBER.
>> I WILL. >> Jimmy: "TUSKEGEE AIRMEN,
LEGACY OF COURAGE." BE RIGHT BACK WITH PENTATONIX.
>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, MUSIC
FROM PENTATONIX IS STILL TO COME.
BUT FIRST, SUPER BOWL LV IS ONLY THREE DAYS AWAY, AND IT'S NOT
JUST THE PLAYERS WHO ARE PREPARING.
LET'S GO LIVE TO THE FIRST EVER SUPER BOWL VIEWER PRESS
CONFERENCE WITH THE GOAT, GUILLERMO.
>> GUILLERMO! GUILLERMO!
>> WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR A FEW QUESTIONS, MAKE IT QUICK!
>> YOU'RE A FEW DAYS FROM SUPER BOWL LV, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> NERVOUS, EXCITED, I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY.
>> IT'S TONY. YOU HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING
UNSTOPPABLE AT THE SNACK TABLE, HOW DO YOU DO IT?
>> PRAISE AND GLORY TO LIPTON ICED TEA, OFFICIAL SPONSOR FOR
SUPER BOWL LV. IT GOES GREAT FOR ANY SNACK AT
THE BIG GAME. NEXT QUESTION, STEPHANIE?
>> TONY AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU WEARING EYE BLACK IF
YOU'RE JUST WATCHING THE GAME? >> I THINK IT'S CHOCOLATE.
YEAH, IT IS CHOCOLATE, GUYS. NEXT QUESTION?
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? >> I'M GOING TO GET MY HEAD IN
THE GAME. I'M GOING TO DRINK LIPTON ICED
TEA! >> LIPTON ICED TEA, OFFICIAL
ICED TEA SPONSOR OF THE NFL AND SUPER BOWL LV.
PICK UP A PACK AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE.
>> Dicky: THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JAMIE DORNAN AND ROBIN ROBERTS,
THAT'S SOME STORY ABOUT HER DAD, HUH, BEING IN THE TUSKEGEE
AIRMEN? >> Guillermo: IT'S AMAZING,
JIMMY. >> Jimmy: MY DAD, WHEN THE
BOWLING TOURNAMENT CAME INTO TOWN, HE WOULD TAKE THE WEEK OFF
WORK AND GO TO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO MATT DAMON, WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR
HIM. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST,
THEIR NEW ALBUM COMES OUT FEBRUARY 12th, IT'S CALLED
"THE LUCKY ONES," NOW WITH THE TITLE TRACK, PENTATONIX!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
♪ THAT SMALL TOWN
WAS GETTING ME DOWN DON'T STAND OUT
YOU'LL GET KICKED AROUND ♪ ♪ PUT UP A WALL SO TALL
YOU'RE SAFE THERE TIME WHEN I
GOT SO INSECURE ♪ ♪ GO RUN
HIDE SO YOU DON'T GET HURT DON'T FACE YOUR PAIN
WE'LL DO THAT LATER ♪ ♪ SO I DROVE ALL NIGHT
AND I NEVER LOOKED BEHIND ME
KNEW I'D BE ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ EVEN WHEN THE LIGHTS
GOT BLINDING LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME
AND IT WAS ♪ ♪ ALL SO UNEXPECTED
WE WERE BROKE AND WE WERE YOUNG
BUT SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ WE STAYED CONNECTED
SO WE HOLD ON TO OUR BETTER DAYS
CAUSE EASY ♪ ♪ COME EASY GO AWAY
STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE THE LUCKY ONES
LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪ ♪ HAND IN HAND
WE STUMBLE AND FALL THEN WE STAND
ONCE AND FOR ALL ♪ ♪ AND NOW WE DREAM
WITH OUR EYES OPEN WE'RE UNBROKEN
I STILL CRY SOMETIMES ♪ ♪ CAUSE I'M NO GOOD
AT GOODBYES BUT WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT
CAUSE WE'RE STANDING ♪ ♪ SIDE BY SIDE
LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME AND IT WAS ALL
SO UNEXPECTED ♪ ♪ WE WERE BROKE
AND WE WERE YOUNG BUT SOMEHOW
WE STAYED CONNECTED ♪ ♪ SO WE HOLD ON
TO OUR BETTER DAYS CAUSE EASY
COME EASY GO AWAY ♪ ♪ STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE
WERE THE LUCKY ONES LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME
CRAWL ‘TIL YOU CAN WALK ♪ ♪ WALK ‘TIL YOU CAN RUN
TO THE DAY YOU SAY LOOK AT HOW FAR WE'VE HOME
LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪ ♪ AND IT WAS ALL
SO UNEXPECTED WE WERE BROKE AND
WE WERE YOUNG ♪ ♪ BUT SOMEHOW
WE STAYED CONNECTED SO WE HOLD ON
TO OUR BETTER DAYS ♪ ♪ CAUSE EASY
COME EASY GO AWAY STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE
WERE THE LUCKY ONES ♪ ♪ LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME ♪