1 00:00:00,778 --> 00:00:01,927 >> Announcer: FROM HOLLYWO IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL. 2 00:00:01,927 --> 00:00:07,466 TONIGHT, IT'S HEAD CAN COACH BRUCE ARIANS AND MUSIC FROM 3 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:15,919 MICHAEL McDONALD AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL. 4 00:00:15,919 --> 00:00:20,524 >> HI EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY. 5 00:00:20,524 --> 00:00:21,558 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 6 00:00:21,558 --> 00:00:22,759 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US IN THE AFTERMATH OF SUPER BOWL LV. 7 00:00:22,759 --> 00:00:30,467 WHY AREN'T WE OFF TODAY? THE ONE THING I WAS HOPING 8 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:31,702 DONALD TRUMP WOULD ACCOMPLISH IS GETTING US SUPER BOWL MONDAY 9 00:00:31,702 --> 00:00:36,340 OFF. HE HAD FOUR YEARS. NOTHING! THEY DID A POLL, MORE THAN 40% 10 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:43,013 OF SPORTS FANS BELIEVE THE DAY 11 00:00:43,013 --> 00:00:46,049 AFTER THE SUPER BOWL SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY. 12 00:00:46,049 --> 00:00:48,285 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE JERKS IN THE 60% WHO DON'T ARE. 13 00:00:48,285 --> 00:00:49,453 PROBABLY THE FLAG DAY CROWD. I NEED A DAY TO RECOVER FROM 14 00:00:49,453 --> 00:00:52,189 EATING SO MUCH AND TO PROPERLY REFLECT ON QUEEN LATIFAH IN "THE 15 00:00:52,189 --> 00:00:53,624 EQUALIZER." 16 00:00:53,624 --> 00:00:54,891 [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:57,594 DID YOU SEE "THE EQUALIZER," GUILLERMO? 18 00:00:57,594 --> 00:01:05,333 >> NO BY THAT TIME I WAS DRUNK ALREADY. 19 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,402 >> Jimmy: THEY TOLD US TO WATCH IT A MILLION TIMES, YOU DIDN'T 20 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,337 WATCH IT? 21 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:10,972 >> I DIDN'T WATCH IT. 22 00:01:10,972 --> 00:01:12,740 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T WATCH IT EITHER. 23 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,107 >> HA HA HA. 24 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:17,345 >> Jimmy: I WATCHED THE VERY END OF IT. 25 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,846 I'M WORKING ON A SHOW FOR CBS RIGHT NOW. STARRING ME. 26 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,114 IT'S CALLED "THE UNSUBSCRIBER." I GO AROUND HELPING PEOPLE OPT 27 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:23,084 OUT OF EMAILS. IT'S GONNA KICK ASS. 28 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:30,424 SPEAKING OF KICKING ASS, LAST NIGHT IN TAMPA, THE 2021 KANSAS 29 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:35,563 CITY CHIEFS, WERE CLOBBERED BY THE 2019 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. 30 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:39,133 I MEAN ‐‐ IT WASN'T A GREAT GAME, BUT IT 31 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:40,134 WAS FUN TO WATCH. THE BUCS WERE THE UNDERDOGS. 32 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,068 IT WAS DEFINITELY THE WEIRDEST SUPER BOWL. 33 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,470 THIS WAS THE FIRST SUPER BOWL EVER WHERE I HAD TO YELL "BE 34 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:47,641 QUIET! I'M TRYING TO HEAR THE POEM!" 35 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:47,975 [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:51,245 WE HAVE A SUPER DUPER SHOW FOR YOU. THE COACH OF THE CHAMPS FROM 37 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,748 TAMPA, BRUCE ARIANS WILL JOIN US. 38 00:01:53,748 --> 00:01:54,815 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 39 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:59,854 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD. 40 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:04,025 AND SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW VETERAN, CURRENT "AMERICAN IDOL" 41 00:02:04,025 --> 00:02:05,493 JUDGE, KATY PERRY IS HERE. 42 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:05,993 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 43 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:11,265 IN THE FLESH. IN THE STUDIO. IT REALLY WAS A NIGHT FOR THE 44 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,900 AGES LAST NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY MENTIONED 45 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,871 THIS BUT TOM BRADY WON HIS SEVENTH RING 46 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,672 AT A TIME WHEN THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY 47 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:19,774 WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE. 48 00:02:19,774 --> 00:02:21,275 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,777 BRADY BECAME THE OLDEST PERSON TO WIN A SUPER BOWL, AND 50 00:02:22,777 --> 00:02:24,045 TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET BECAME THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO DRIVE A 51 00:02:24,045 --> 00:02:31,685 CADILLAC. AND EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE OLDEST, 52 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,620 TOM BRADY, YOU'D NEVER KNOW IT FROM LOOKING 53 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,789 AT HIM. 54 00:02:34,789 --> 00:02:38,092 >> BEING HERE WITH THIS GROUP OF GUYS EVERY YEAR IS AMAZING. 55 00:02:38,092 --> 00:02:41,695 >> Jimmy: HE'S AN OLD GOAT. THEY KEPT MENTIONING THAT 56 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,064 PATRICK MAHOMES, THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE CHIEFS, WAS ONLY 6 YEARS 57 00:02:43,064 --> 00:02:45,566 OLD WHEN BRADY WON HIS FIRST SUPER BOWL. 58 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,068 AND THEN BRADY BEAT HIM, WHICH MAKES SENSE. 59 00:02:47,068 --> 00:02:51,138 OF COURSE HE'S GONNA BEAT A 6‐YEAR‐OLD. IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR. 60 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:54,842 IT WAS A TOUGH NIGHT FOR CHIEFS HEAD COACH, ANDY REID. 61 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:59,980 NOT ONLY DID HIS TEAM LOSE THE GAME, HE ACCIDENTALLY WORE A 62 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:04,051 G‐STRING ON HIS FACE. SOME VERY LOW‐RENT COMMERCIALS 63 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,954 SOMEHOW GOT ON THE AIR DURING THE SUPER BOWL. 64 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:12,760 SOME FROM COMPANIES I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF. 65 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,030 LIKE FIVER, WEATHER TECH, DR. SQUATCH, I WAS LIKE "WHAT 66 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,933 ARE THEY DOING HERE?" THE CEO OF OATLY SANG A SONG HE 67 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:22,470 WROTE ABOUT OAT MILK. THIS GUY PAID $5.5 MILLION, JUST 68 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:26,140 TO MAKE SURE WE ALL KNOW HE'S NOT A GOOD SINGER. 69 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:26,473 [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:30,177 MAYBE THE BEST PROMO MOVE WAS FREE. IT COST NOTHING. 71 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:36,016 IT ACTUALLY COST $500 IN BAIL. 72 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:39,753 A FAN RAN ONTO THE FIELD TO IN A PINK ONESIE TO 73 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,322 PROMOTE A PORN WEBSITE. WHICH LISTEN, WE'VE SPENT A YEAR 74 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,556 IN LOCKDOWN. EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS EVERY 75 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:46,193 PORN WEBSITE. BUT THE UPSIDE WAS RADIO 76 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,862 ANNOUNCER KEVIN HARLAN, WHOSE PLAY BY PLAY ON THIS WAS THE 77 00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:51,999 BROADCAST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT. 78 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,970 >> 5:03 TO GO. SOMEONE'S RUN ON THE FIELD, SOME 79 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:59,206 GUY WITH A BRA. AND NOW HE'S NOT BEING CHASED 80 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:03,744 HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40, ARMS IN THE AIR, THE 81 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,080 VICTORY SALUTE, HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS. 82 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:12,052 PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN, PULL UP THOSE PANTS, HE BREAKS FREE 83 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:17,324 OF A SECURITY GUARD, THE 20, THE 10, THE 5, AND AT THE 1 THEY 84 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,560 CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE. 85 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:24,031 PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF THE BRA, AND BE A MAN! 86 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:27,701 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 87 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,035 [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,036 >> Jimmy: BE A MAN? HE RAN AROUND WITH HIS PANTS 89 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:30,371 DOWN ON THE FIELD AT THE SUPER BOWL. 90 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:35,976 WHAT COULD BE MORE MANLY THAN THAT? I ONLY WISH HE WAS WEARING 91 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:42,883 NOTHING BUT A MASK. TAMPA BAY FANS WERE NOT TAKING 92 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:48,422 PRECAUTIONS. LAST NIGHT, THEY HAD A HUGE, 93 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:51,692 MOSTLY MASKLESS CELEBRATION, WHILE I WAS EATING NACHOS 94 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,895 THROUGH MY N95. YOU CAN SEE THERE, JUMPING ON 95 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:58,999 CARS, HAVING A LOT OF FUN. THEY ALL SHOULD BE VERY, VERY 96 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,669 ILL. THERE YOU GO, IT'S UNFACH BECAUSE 97 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:02,903 HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE FRUSTRATED. THEY'VE SPENT THE WHOLE LAST 98 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,104 YEAR TRYING TO EDUCATE PEOPLE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF MASKS 99 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:07,074 AND SOCIAL DISTANCE. UNFORTUNATELY, EXPLAINING 100 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:12,079 SCIENCE TO PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA IS LIKE EXPLAINING ZOOM TO YOUR 101 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:18,852 TURTLE. SPEAKING OF SCIENTISTS, MIKE LINDELL, THE MYPILLOW GUY, 102 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,955 SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY SOLDIER LEFT FIGHTING THE ELECTION 103 00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:27,428 RESULTS. THIS WEEKEND, HE RELEASED A 104 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,363 "DOCUMENTARY" THAT SUPPOSEDLY VINDICATES HIS CLAIMS OF VOTER 105 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,898 FRAUD. IT'S CALLED "ABSOLUTE PROOF." 106 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:36,003 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE PROOF IS IN THE PILLOW. 107 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:42,276 MIKE LINDELL BUILT HIMSELF A LIKE, A TALK SHOW SET WITH A 108 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:46,146 MISSION TO EXPLAIN JUST HOW HORRIFYING THIS 109 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:46,580 BOGUS ELECTION WAS. 110 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,583 >> WHENA SAY HORRIFYING CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO EVERYBODY WATCHING 111 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,552 WHAT HORRIFIED YOU? 112 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,154 >> WHAT WE FOUND WAS SO HORRIFYING. 113 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,523 WE WERE HORRIFIED BY WHAT WE FOUND. 114 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,493 >> SHE WAS HORRIFIED BY WHAT WE SHOWED HER. 115 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:03,130 >> THE MORE WE FOUND THE MORE HORRIFIED WE GOT. 116 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,965 >> BUT WHAT YOU SEEN HORRIFIED. 117 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,269 >> YEAH, THEY WERE HORRIFIED WITH WHAT WE SHOWED THEM. 118 00:06:08,269 --> 00:06:09,370 THEY WERE ALL. 119 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:12,072 >> THEY BECAME HORRIFIED. IT'S HORRIFYING 120 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:18,545 >> Jimmy: SO HORRIFYING WE CAN'T ‐‐ THAT'S A MAN WHO HAS HALF A 121 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:24,018 STUFFED DOG ON HIS WALL. DIS THIS INJUSTICE SUFFERED BY 122 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:25,753 DONALD TRUMP, NOT ONLY WAS IT HORRIFYING, SOME OF THE 123 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,622 REVELATIONS ARE SO SURPRISING, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT SAY "WOW!" 124 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:28,955 >> WOW. 125 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:29,288 >> WOW. 126 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:29,957 >> WOW. 127 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:30,624 >> WOW. 128 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,059 >> WOW. 129 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:32,392 >> WOW. 130 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,494 >> WOW. 131 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:34,762 >> WOW. 132 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:35,229 >> WOW. 133 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,097 >> WOW. 134 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,265 >> WOW. 135 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,000 >> WOW. 136 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,601 >> WOW. 137 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,468 >> WOW. 138 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:42,136 >> WOW. 139 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:43,003 >> WOW. 140 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,638 >> WOW. 141 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,873 >> WOW. 142 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:46,507 >> WOW. 143 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,308 >> WOW. 144 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:47,775 >> WOW. 145 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:48,442 >> WOW. 146 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,076 >> WOW. 147 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,445 >> WOW. 148 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:51,879 >> WOW. 149 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,313 >> WOW. 150 00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:54,381 [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:57,551 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE ORIGINAL SHAM WOW. 152 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,020 [ APPLAUSE ] 153 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:04,091 IN OTHER CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS ANOTHER PAL OF TRUMP, 154 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,827 LOU DOBBS WAS CANCELLED BY FOX BUSINESS THIS WEEKEND. I KNOW. 155 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,461 I'M PRETTY BUMMED ABOUT IT TOO. 156 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:07,794 [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:13,100 THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. LOU DOBBS TWEETED, AND THEN 158 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,302 QUICKLY DELETED, "FOX NEWS HAS DROPPED 'LOU DOBBS TONIGHT,' 159 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:18,839 PROMOTER OF TRUMP'S FALSE ELECTION FRAUD CLAIMS." 160 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,975 I GUESS HE DIDN'T READ THE HEADLINE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. 161 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,144 AND THEN, BECAUSE NOTHING THAT COMES OUT OF FOX CAN JUST BE 162 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,246 TRUE, THE GUY FILLING IN FOR HIM SAID THIS: 163 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:30,851 >> GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, I'M DAVID, FILLING IN FOR THE 164 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:34,254 VACATIONING LOU DOBBS. 165 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,055 >> Jimmy: THE VACATIONING LOU DOBBS. 166 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,323 THAT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TELL YOUR KIDS THE DOG WENT TO GO LIVE ON 167 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,425 A FARM IN THE COUNTRY. 168 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:38,759 [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:42,896 THAT'S IT FOR US THIS EVENING, LOU WILL BE BACK ON MONDAY. 170 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:47,801 >> Jimmy: NO, HE WON'T. NO. LOU MOVED TO FIRED ISLAND. 171 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,737 HE'S NOT COMING BACK, HE GONE. 172 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:57,511 TOMORROW, THE SENATE WILL BEGIN 173 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,279 IMPEACHMENT TRIAL NUMBER TWO AGAINST DONALD TRUMP. 174 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,148 AND LOU IS GONNA MISS IT. TRUMP IS NOT EXPECTED TO TESTIFY. 175 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,349 DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T LIKE TO PUT HIS HAND ON A BIBLE UNLESS 176 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,184 PEACEFUL PROTESTERS ARE BEING GASSED NEARBY. 177 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:07,488 THE VAST MAJORITY OF REPUBLICAN SENATORS APPEAR POISED TO GIVE 178 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:11,592 LIGER WOODS ANOTHER MULLIGAN. THEY SAY TWO THINGS. 179 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:12,860 NUMBER ONE, IMPEACHING TRUMP IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL BECAUSE HE'S NO 180 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:19,400 LONGER IN OFFICE. WHICH IS LIKE, "YOUR HONOR, 181 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,435 BERNIE MADOFF IS NO LONGER RUNNING A PONZI SCHEME. 182 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:23,971 CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE THE MAN ALONE?" 183 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:28,008 AND HIS LAWYERS ARE SAYING HE'S NOT RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE PEOPLE 184 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,145 SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS USING HYPERBOLE WHEN HE TOLD THEM TO 185 00:08:31,145 --> 00:08:36,450 "FIGHT LIKE HELL." AND THEN THEY RAN DOWN THE 186 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,585 STREET YELLING, THE GUY IN THE VIKING COSTUME 187 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:40,854 AND THE LADY WITH THE WORDS "CAMP AUSCHWITZ" PRINTED ON HER 188 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,024 TRIPLE XL SWEATSHIRT SHOULD KNOW WHAT "HYPERBOLE" IS. 189 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,361 [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,562 THE WORLD HAS BEEN REFRESHINGLY QUIET WITH JOE BIDEN IN THE 191 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,631 WHITE HOUSE. I THINK THIS PUTS IT IN 192 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,500 PERSPECTIVE. TODAY BIDEN WROTE: "WE DON'T 193 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,569 HAVE A SECOND TO WASTE WHEN IT COMES TO DELIVERING THE AMERICAN 194 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,371 PEOPLE THE RELIEF THEY DESPERATELY NEED. 195 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,173 I'M CALLING ON CONGRESS TO ACT QUICKLY AND PASS THE AMERICAN 196 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:06,980 RESCUE PLAN." FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY, THIS IS 197 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:10,684 WHAT TRUMP WHO WAS PRESIDENT TWEETED: "MY DAUGHTER IVANKA HAS 198 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,785 BEEN TREATED SO UNFAIRLY BY @NORDSTROM. 199 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:16,023 SHE IS A GREAT PERSON, ALWAYS PUSHING ME TO DO THE RIGHT THING! 200 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:16,590 TERRIBLE!" 201 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,859 [ APPLAUSE ] 202 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:24,031 I LIKE THAT HE ADMITS HE HAD TO BE PUSHED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 203 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:24,731 [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,001 SO TOMORROW, DONALD TRUMP WILL BE BACK TO YELLING AT HIS TV. 205 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,270 TONIGHT, WE HAD A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELOR." 206 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,574 TONIGHT MATT, THE BACHELOR, GOT A VISIT FROM HIS BEST FRIEND 207 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,610 TYLER, A FORMER BACHELORETTE CONTESTANT. 208 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:42,082 AND, I HAVE TO SAY, MATT SEEMED TO BE A LOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT 209 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,353 SEEING TYLER THAN HE IS ABOUT ANY OF THE WOMEN IN THE HOUSE. 210 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:50,691 >> DO YOU SEE YOURSELF GETTING DOWN ON A KNEE AT THE END OF 211 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,725 THIS THING? 212 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,059 >> YEAH. 213 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,761 ♪ 214 00:09:56,029 --> 00:10:00,000 ♪ 215 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,803 [ INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE ]. 216 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:06,573 >> IT WAS NICE TO SHARE THAT SIDE OF MYSELF WITH TYLER. 217 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:10,110 I THINK THAT'S WHY TYLER WAS SO EXCITED FOR ME TO HAVE THIS 218 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:10,443 EXPERIENCE. 219 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,945 >> Jimmy: TAKE IT TO THE FANTASY SUITE, YOU TWO. 220 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:16,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:16,850 [ APPLAUSE ] 222 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,652 YOU ALL RIGHT, GUILLERMO? 223 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,020 >> WOW. YEAH. 224 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:24,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,761 [ APPLAUSE ] 226 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,963 >> Jimmy: HE'S ON AN EIGHT‐MINUTE DELAY. 227 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:35,869 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:40,173 YOU KNOW, DO YOU WATCH "THE BACHELOR"? 229 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,241 >> NO I DON'T. 230 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:45,145 >> Jimmy: SO THESE CLIPS ARE ALL YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT THE SHOW. 231 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,079 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. 232 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,950 >> Jimmy: SO WE SAW MATT AND TYLER, THEY'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. 233 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,019 THE WOMEN IN THE HOUSE ARE NOT FORMING FRIENDSHIPS OF 234 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:52,853 THAT TYPE. THERE WAS A LOT OF FIGHTING 235 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,888 AGAIN TONIGHT. MJ AND JESSENIA DON'T LIKE EACH 236 00:10:54,888 --> 00:11:00,561 OTHER, AND NOW KATIE AND SERENA ARE FIGHTING LIKE CHILDREN. 237 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,200 >> BASICALLY I'M JUST SUPER FRUSTRATED. 238 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,103 I DON'T THINK YOU ARE TRULY HERE FOR MATT. 239 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,739 >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 240 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,976 I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING TO APOLOGIZE TO BE HONEST. 241 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:20,147 >> APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT. I HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR 242 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:24,551 I MEANT EVERYTHING I SAID AND MEANT EVERY WORD OF IT. 243 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,821 >> FACT YOU'RE SITTING HERE PATHETIC. 244 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:32,492 YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TAKE IT UP WITH MATT. I AM WHO I AM. NO. 245 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:39,466 I AM WHO I AM. MATT LIKES ME FOR EVERYTHING I 246 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,101 AM. SO DON'T SPEAK ON ‐‐ 247 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:46,740 >> ANYWAY YOU ARE FREAKY. YOU NOT NICE. I DON'T LIKE YOU. 248 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:51,378 I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU SMELL LIKE DIRTY DIAPER. 249 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,813 >> ARE THEY SCREAMING. 250 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,147 >> THEY'RE LIKE GOING AT IT. 251 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,983 >> SHUT THE [ BLEEP ] UP. 252 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:59,653 >> I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE IN THIS HOUSE. 253 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:01,021 THIS IS SOME HIGH SCHOOL 254 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,490 [ BLEEP ] GOING ON. 255 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:07,861 >> THANK YOU FOR YOUR FEEDBACK POPPY FACE. 256 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,529 [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,399 >> Jimmy: THEY GROW UP COULD SFAFT. THEY REALLY DO. 258 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,567 >> Jimmy: THEY GROW UP SO FAST. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 259 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,668 TONIGHT. FROM THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION 260 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:18,305 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS, HEAD COACH BRUCE ARIANS IS WITH US. 261 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,206 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD. 262 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:24,845 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATY PERRY. 263 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:25,445 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 264 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,914 ♪ 265 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,089 ♪ 266 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:39,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 267 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,529 >> Jimmy: HI. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, 268 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,200 TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SUPER BOWL CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS, 269 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,968 COACH BRUCE ARIANS IS WITH US. 270 00:12:46,968 --> 00:12:48,036 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 271 00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:50,472 THEN, LATER, TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTH, HE IS LIVE‐STREAMING A 272 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,941 CONCERT FROM HIS HOUSE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT CALLED "HOME ALONE 273 00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:57,946 2 BIRTHDAY BASH: A PARTY OF ONE." MUSIC FROM ONE OF THE ALL‐TIME 274 00:12:57,946 --> 00:13:00,048 GREATS, MICHAEL McDONALD. 275 00:13:00,048 --> 00:13:05,320 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 276 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,924 THIS WEEK, LET'S SEE WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK, YOU WANT TO 277 00:13:08,924 --> 00:13:12,094 GUESS WHO IS ON THE SHOW THIS WEEK, GUILLERMO? 278 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:15,263 >> WANDA SYKES. 279 00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:18,066 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. WITH MILA KUNIS, WANDA SYKES, 280 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:19,201 KJ APA, KAT DENNINGS, AND KEVIN JAMES, WITH MUSIC FROM 281 00:13:19,201 --> 00:13:22,938 WAXAHATCHEE, SAM DEW, AND MAMMOTH WVH, THAT IS 282 00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:23,371 WOLFGANG VAN HALEN. 283 00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:24,573 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 284 00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:26,508 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. LAST MONTH OUR FIRST GUEST STOOD 285 00:13:26,508 --> 00:13:30,145 BESIDE THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL AND SANG US INTO A NEW 286 00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:37,719 ADMINISTRATION. ON SUNDAY NIGHT, SHE WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO 287 00:13:37,719 --> 00:13:39,187 LIONEL RICHIE ON A NEW SEASON OF "AMERICAN IDOL." 288 00:13:39,187 --> 00:13:43,058 IT PREMIERES AT 8:00 HERE ON ABC. PLEASE WELCOME KATY PERRY. 289 00:13:43,058 --> 00:13:43,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 290 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:58,106 ♪ 291 00:13:58,106 --> 00:14:05,080 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 292 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,717 I NEVER KNOW WHAT LENGTH YOUR HAIR IS GOING TO BE, WHAT COLOR 293 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,553 YOUR HAIR'S GOING TO BE, IT'S JUST A SURPRISE EACH TIME. 294 00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:16,291 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO KEEP PEOPLE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR 295 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:16,624 SEATS. 296 00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:16,958 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 297 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,562 >> ALSO WHEN MOM HAS A NIGHT OFF SHE LEANS ALL THE WAY IN. 298 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,897 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 299 00:14:21,897 --> 00:14:22,831 >> YEAH. 300 00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:24,266 >> Jimmy: HOW IS MOMNESS GOING? 301 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:27,636 >> IT'S THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 302 00:14:27,636 --> 00:14:29,771 >> Jimmy: WAS IT A DECISION YOU MADE? 303 00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,106 >> UH‐HUH. IT WAS. 304 00:14:31,106 --> 00:14:35,343 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GETTING SLEEP? ARE YOU ‐‐? 305 00:14:35,343 --> 00:14:39,848 >> YEAH I HAVE FAMILY AND SUPPORT, YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN 306 00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:42,117 INCREDIBLE FIANCÉE WHO HAS DONE THIS BEFORE, HE HAS A 307 00:14:42,117 --> 00:14:45,720 TEN‐YEAR‐OLD SON, SO AS MUCH AS I WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE, I DON'T 308 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,857 NEED TO HEAR THOSE STORIES, THEY ACTUALLY HELPED. 309 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:53,495 THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. SO HE'S BEEN AMAZING, 310 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:56,198 INCREDIBLE. AND WE'RE SO IN LOVE AND WE'RE 311 00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:56,865 SO GRATEFUL. 312 00:14:56,865 --> 00:14:58,633 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S VERY GOOD. 313 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:04,072 BECAUSE I HAVE TWO OLDER KIDS AND TWO LITTLE KIDS AND MY WIFE 314 00:15:04,072 --> 00:15:08,910 DOESN'T REALLY ‐‐ REJECTS THE IDEA I EVER HAD CHILDREN, SHE 315 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,147 LOVES MY OLDER KIDS OF COURSE BUT SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT I 316 00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:14,316 KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING. 317 00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:17,619 >> COVID HAS EITHER TORN PEOPLE APART OR BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER. 318 00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:19,087 >> Jimmy: THIS IS PRE‐COVID. 319 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:19,921 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:22,657 THIS IS JUST ‐‐ 321 00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:23,058 [ APPLAUSE ] 322 00:15:23,058 --> 00:15:24,359 THIS IS JUST LIFE. 323 00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:26,962 >> THAT'S LIFE. THAT'S LIFE. 324 00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:33,235 >> Jimmy: SO, SPEAKING OF COVID, HAVING A BABY WAS ORLANDO 325 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,470 ALLOWED IN THE DELIVERY ROOM WITH YOU? 326 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,304 >> HE WAS. 327 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:37,138 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 328 00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:41,309 >> HE WAS SUCH A GREAT SUPPORT. WE HAVE LIKE A LITTLE BOOM BOX. 329 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:44,846 HE WAS THERE, HE WAS SO WONDERFUL, HOLDING MY HAND, 330 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:46,281 LOOKING INTO MY EYES. 331 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:48,717 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE ONE SLIP YOU HEAR ABOUT IT THE 332 00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:49,751 REST OF YOUR LIFE. 333 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:53,221 >> IT'S DEFINITELY, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHEN, LIKE, YOU WANT TO 334 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:55,924 FILM IT BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO BE PRESENT. 335 00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:59,127 SO THERE'S A FINE LINE, YOU KNOW. 336 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:00,328 >> Jimmy: DID HE FILM? 337 00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:03,098 >> YEAH HE WAS GREAT. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. 338 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:08,570 >> Jimmy: IS HE DOING THIS FOR OTHERS? 339 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:08,903 [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:16:08,903 --> 00:16:09,237 [ APPLAUSE ] 341 00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:09,904 >> HE SHOULD. 342 00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:13,241 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAME IS DAISY, VERY PRETTY. 343 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:16,077 >> YES. DAISY DOVE BLOOM. 344 00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,113 >> Jimmy: VERY FLOWER‐THEMED. 345 00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:23,051 >> YES, DAISY TO ME MEANS PURE, LIKE, PURITY AND DOVE MEANS 346 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:26,788 PEACE, AND BLOOM KIND OF FEELS LIKE IT MEANS JOY. 347 00:16:26,788 --> 00:16:29,157 SO PURE, PEACE AND JOY. 348 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:34,496 >> Jimmy: SEE TO ME DAISY MEANS DUCK AND DOVE MEANS SOAP. 349 00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:36,097 THEY'RE BOTH REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW. 350 00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:40,035 >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. YES. THEY DID CO‐OP THOSE NAMES. 351 00:16:40,035 --> 00:16:43,905 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'LL GET ANY OF THAT. 352 00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:47,342 I THINK DAISY DUCK IS KIND OF, THE KIDS ARE NOW WATCHING 353 00:16:47,342 --> 00:16:49,277 NETFLIX, YOU KNOW. 354 00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:54,416 >> YEAH IF SHE'S ANYTHING LIKE HER MOTHER SHE'LL LOVE 355 00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:57,185 DISNEYLAND AND DISNEY WORLD. I THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT. 356 00:16:57,185 --> 00:17:01,256 >> Jimmy: IF YOU LOVED DISNEY WORLD BEFORE HAVING A KID YOU 357 00:17:01,256 --> 00:17:02,324 WILL REALLY LOVE IT NOW. 358 00:17:02,324 --> 00:17:03,224 >> SURE ENOUGH. 359 00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:06,861 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BABY GIFT YOU RECEIVED FROM TAYLOR SWIFT 360 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:09,864 DID SHE EMBROIDER IT HERSELF. 361 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:13,401 >> SHE SURE DID. IT WAS VERY, VERY THOUGHTFUL. 362 00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:14,235 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 363 00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:18,173 >> YEAH THERE'S A LITTLE 364 00:17:18,173 --> 00:17:24,779 INSUBSCRKRUBSCRIPTION ‐‐ I INSUBSCRIPTION ‐‐ 365 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:31,086 I TAKE HER FOR HER WORD. 366 00:17:31,086 --> 00:17:34,789 >> Jimmy: DO YOUR FAMOUS FRIENDS FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO GET 367 00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:37,992 SOMETHING, CAN'T JUST BE A REGULAR THING, I HAVE TO GET 368 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:43,064 SOMETHING PARTICULARLY INTERESTING. SOMETHING MAYBE 369 00:17:43,064 --> 00:17:43,465 INSTAGRAM‐WORTHY. 370 00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:47,769 >> I DON'T KNOW. LOOK. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE AND, YOU 371 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:51,539 KNOW, A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD 1Y50 DIAPERS ARE GOOD. 372 00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:55,944 >> SOME MILK AND SOME DIAPERS. THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU NEED. 373 00:17:55,944 --> 00:18:00,482 ALL THE REST, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED ANY OF IT. 374 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:03,818 >> Jimmy: YOU TWEETED SOMETHING I HONESTLY DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL 375 00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:08,556 A FEW YEARS AGO, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NOT NINE MONTHS, IT'S TEN 376 00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:11,059 MONTHS, MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN TEN MONTHS. 377 00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:14,062 >> YES, 41 WEEKS PLUS. 378 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:18,099 >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE KNOW THAT? WHY DID WE DECIDE ‐‐ 379 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:23,037 >> THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS IN HISTORY WE MIGHT NEED TO PUNCH 380 00:18:23,037 --> 00:18:23,402 UP. 381 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,372 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 382 00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:27,308 1Y50 ‐‐ 383 00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:28,443 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OR DOWN. 384 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:33,047 >> WHAT I WILL TELL YOU NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE FIRST SIX WEEKS 385 00:18:33,047 --> 00:18:36,184 AFTER YOU HAVE A BABY. OH, MY GOD! 386 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:40,422 WHAT A ROLLER COASTER! I KNOW I ACTUALLY HAD MY FIFTH 387 00:18:40,422 --> 00:18:45,827 ALBUM COMING OUT. AND I GAVE BIRTH AT CEDARS AND 388 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:49,697 EVERY OTHER ALBUM CYCLE THERE WOULD BE A CELEBRATION, PARTY OR 389 00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:53,468 DINNER, WHATEVER, YOU KNOW. BUT THIS TIME, I WAS GIVING 390 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:57,138 BIRTH TO THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL, FOR ME, AND THEN MY ALBUM 391 00:18:57,138 --> 00:19:01,576 CAME OUT THE NEXT DAY, AND I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I COULD NOT 392 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,077 WIPE MY OWN BUTT 393 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:03,411 [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:05,213 >> Jimmy: IS THAT USUALLY HOW YOU CELEBRATE? 395 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:10,618 >> NO, I WAS LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST UNUSUAL ALBUM RELEASE DAY 396 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:15,056 FOR ME, AND I LOVE IT. 397 00:19:15,056 --> 00:19:19,060 >> Jimmy: TWO MAJOR RELEASES, FOR SURE. 398 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,393 [ APPLAUSE ] 399 00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:19,894 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 400 00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:22,630 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH THE SUPER BOWL YESTERDAY? 401 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,499 >> YEAH I DID. IT WAS COOL. 402 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:27,335 >> Jimmy: I ASSUME YOU PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO THE 403 00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:30,438 HALFTIME SHOW BECAUSE YOU DID IT FIVE YEARS AGO, SIX YEARS AGO. 404 00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:30,872 >> YES. 405 00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:32,240 [ APPLAUSE ] 406 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,578 I WAS JUST LIKE WITH THE BABY LIKE THIS. 407 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:40,181 I WAS LIKE, AM I IN THE SUPER BOWL WHAT'S HAPPENING, THAT'S 408 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:45,186 WHAT I WAS DOING WHILE I WAS WATCHING. IT WAS REALLY COOL. 409 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:49,390 I LIKE HOW ABLE COMMANDED THE FIELD AND ALL OF THE DANCERS 410 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:55,096 WERE MORING AND THROWING ‐‐ MOSHING AND THROWING ELBOWS. 411 00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:57,031 IT WAS VERY PUNK ROCK. 412 00:19:57,031 --> 00:20:00,902 >> Jimmy: THE WEEKND, YES, I HEARD HE SPENT $7 MILLION OF HIS 413 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:05,173 OWN MONEY ON THAT PERFORMANCE. DID YOU HAVE TO SPEND YOUR OWN 414 00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:06,040 MONEY ON IT. 415 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:10,345 >> I DON'T REMEMBER SPENDING ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 416 00:20:10,345 --> 00:20:11,546 MAYBE THOUSANDS OF EXTRA DOLLARS. 417 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:14,582 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR 418 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:15,650 OWN THING AT THE SUPER BOWL. 419 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,887 >> YOU GET A BUDGET AND SOMETIMES YOUR DREAMS ARE BIGGER 420 00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:20,221 THAN THE BUDGET. 421 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:20,955 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 422 00:20:20,955 --> 00:20:23,858 >> YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO BE REALISTIC. 423 00:20:23,858 --> 00:20:26,995 I THINK THAT WAS REALLY BIG, I MEAN, ALL OF THAT WAS AMAZING. 424 00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:29,063 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW WEB SHARP CAME IN. 425 00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:35,069 >> HAD TO CUT THE BUDGET SOMEWHERE, YEAH. YEAH. 426 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:35,403 [ APPLAUSE ] 427 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:38,540 >> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY DANCING, AND THE COSTUME COST 428 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:38,905 $80. 429 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,509 >> YEAH YEAH YEAH, RIGHT. NO, IT WAS AMAZING. 430 00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,878 IT'S SO INTENSE TO PLAY THE SUPER BOWL. 431 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:45,280 >> Jimmy: I WOULD IMAGINE. 432 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:50,985 >> I SAW ABLE'S EYES AND THEY'RE LIKE, MOM, YEAH, I KNOW THE 433 00:20:50,985 --> 00:20:53,187 FEELING. ACTUALLY BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE 434 00:20:53,187 --> 00:20:56,791 I HAD NEVER GIVEN BIRTH, RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I HAD NEVER HAD ‐‐ I 435 00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:02,697 NEVER, YOU KNOW, BEEN CLOSE TO DEATH OR LIFE OR, YOU KNOW, AT 436 00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:06,467 THAT THIN THRESHOLD, I WAS LIKE IS THIS WHAT IT REALLY FEELS 437 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,237 LIKE, THIS IS INTENSE, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A ROCKET LAUNCH. 438 00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:14,008 AND YOU'RE KIND OF WAITING BACK STAGE WAITING TO DO YOUR SHOW 439 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:17,378 AND YOU HAVE 12 MINUTES TO GET ON THE FIELD AND GET EVERYTHING 440 00:21:17,378 --> 00:21:19,280 PREPPED AND THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ERROR. 441 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,747 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 442 00:21:19,747 --> 00:21:21,416 >> IT WAS INTENSE. 443 00:21:21,416 --> 00:21:23,484 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A GIANT LION. 444 00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:23,918 >> I DID. 445 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,253 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE HAVE A PICTURE. 446 00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:28,256 IS THAT IN THE BABY'S ROOM NOW? 447 00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:32,126 >> YEAH YEAH YEAH, RIGHT. ACTUALLY, FUNNY STORY ABOUT THIS 448 00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:35,396 IS YOU DON'T SEE IT ON TELEVISION, YOU NEVER SAW IT ON 449 00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:39,100 TELEVISION BUT THE WAY I GOT DOWN FROM THAT LION WAS DOING A 450 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:43,171 FIREMAN ‐‐ I HAD A FIREMAN'S FOLE ON THE OTHER SIDE TO HIT MY 451 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:47,008 MARK TO GO INTO THIS CHESS‐THEMED BIT I WAS DOING AND 452 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:50,278 I WAS RUNNING IT IN MY REHEARSAL AND I RAN THE 453 00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:54,082 PERFORMANCE, YOU KNOW, 75 TIMES, IT WAS JUST LIKE, GO, GO, GO, 454 00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:58,052 GO. AND WE GOT TO THE POINT WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING REHEARSAL THAT 455 00:21:58,052 --> 00:21:59,554 YOU'RE DOING ALL YOUR COSTUMES. 456 00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:00,054 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 457 00:22:00,054 --> 00:22:03,758 >> SO I WAS DOING MY LINE AND THEN DO THE FIREMAN POLE AND I 458 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:07,428 WAS RUNNING IT WITH COSTUMES AND THE COSTUME I WAS RUNNING, THE 459 00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:12,100 BALLOON OUTFIT, YOU KNOW, THE BEACH BALLOON OUTFIT IT WAS MADE 460 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:15,770 OF LATEX. AND THEN WHEN I WENT DOWN ON THE 461 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:20,575 FIREMAN'S POLE IT SPLIT IN HALF. AND I WAS 462 00:22:20,575 --> 00:22:24,412 LIKE, A FEW DAYS OUT FROM ACTUALLY PLAYING THE DAY. 463 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:29,450 AND I WAS LIKE, OH, THIS IS WHY WE DO REHEARSALS WITH COSTUMES. 464 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,219 GOT IT. 465 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:33,755 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE DISROBED BY IT? 466 00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:36,791 >> YEAH. IT WAS LIKE RUBBER ON METAL, 467 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:37,225 LET'S GO. 468 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,726 >> Jimmy: WOW. 469 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:40,261 [ APPLAUSE ] 470 00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:42,296 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 471 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:47,969 KATY PERRY IS HERE. "AMERICAN IDOL" COMES BACK 472 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:48,542 SUNDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 473 00:22:51,522 --> 00:22:54,425 >> THIS GOES TO ALL THE MOMS WHO THINK THEY CAN'T BE MORE THAN 474 00:22:54,425 --> 00:22:55,893 MOMS. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 475 00:22:55,893 --> 00:22:57,795 >> MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A WALK OFF TO DECIDE. 476 00:22:57,795 --> 00:22:58,429 >> A WALK OFF. 477 00:22:58,429 --> 00:23:01,365 >> YOU KNOW WHAT A WALK OFF IS. 478 00:23:01,365 --> 00:23:03,100 >> ME AND YOU LIKE A BATTLE. 479 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,435 >> LIKE A CAT WALK BATTLE. 480 00:23:04,435 --> 00:23:07,638 >> I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU BUT I'M DOWN TO DO IT. 481 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,240 >> WHOA WHOA WHOA. 482 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:09,740 >> MOMMA. 483 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:13,711 >> OKAY. 484 00:23:13,711 --> 00:23:16,314 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 485 00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:21,519 >> Jimmy: THAT IS KATY PERRY AND LUKE BRIAN AND GUY IN HIS UNDER 486 00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:22,687 PANTS ON AMERICAN IDOL. 487 00:23:22,687 --> 00:23:26,190 >> IT'S A SHOW ABOUT MUSIC, I SWEAR. 488 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:29,560 THAT'S WHAT FOUR SEASONS DO TO YOU, YOU'RE LIKE HOW DO WE KEEP 489 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,294 IT SPICY. 490 00:23:30,294 --> 00:23:33,564 >> Jimmy: HE COMES IN LIKE THAT, THAT'S HIS IDEA TO DO THAT? 491 00:23:33,564 --> 00:23:37,802 >> YEAH I MEAN, LOOK, ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS CLICK A ZOOM LINK 492 00:23:37,802 --> 00:23:40,571 TO AUDITION THIS SEASON SO THEY ALL CAME OUT. 493 00:23:40,571 --> 00:23:46,644 >> Jimmy: I SEE, OH, REALLY. 494 00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:50,448 >> AND THE TALENT IS PHENOMENAL BUT THERE'S MOMENTS IT'S 495 00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:50,781 INTERESTING. 496 00:23:50,781 --> 00:23:53,718 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THE ACT OF HAVING TO VIDEOTAPE YOURSELF 497 00:23:53,718 --> 00:23:57,021 PREVENTED A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM DOING IT, NOW THEY CAN JUST DO 498 00:23:57,021 --> 00:24:00,091 IT ON ZOOM. OH, GOING AND LINING UP, THAT'S 499 00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:00,825 WHAT IT IS. 500 00:24:00,825 --> 00:24:05,663 >> YOU USED TO HAVE TO GO AND LINE UP AND WE'D GO TO DIFFERENT 501 00:24:05,663 --> 00:24:12,069 TOWNS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WITH THE "AMERICAN IDOL" BUS NOW IT'S 502 00:24:12,069 --> 00:24:15,239 A LITTLE BIT EASIER, JUST CLICK A LINK AND TRY. 503 00:24:15,239 --> 00:24:18,442 AND EVERYBODY WAS AT HOME, THEY'RE LIKE, WOW, DREAMS, DON'T 504 00:24:18,442 --> 00:24:20,811 WANT TO PUT THEM ON HOLD, LET'S TRY IT. 505 00:24:20,811 --> 00:24:24,615 >> Jimmy: I WONDER IF THOSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE MORE 506 00:24:24,615 --> 00:24:27,885 LIKELY TO CRUMBLE WHEN PERFORMING LIVE IN FRONT OF 507 00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,854 EVERYBODY BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THAT TEST. 508 00:24:29,854 --> 00:24:32,957 >> MAYBE BUT THERE'S TIME IN BETWEEN GETTING THE YES IN THE 509 00:24:32,957 --> 00:24:36,560 ZOOM TO ACTUALLY GOING IN PERSON AND OBVIOUSLY WE'VE BEEN SOB 510 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:41,032 COVID‐SAFE AND HAD TO DO ALL KINDS OF, LIKE, TESTING AND 511 00:24:41,032 --> 00:24:44,368 QUARANTINING, YOU KNOW, ALL THE THINGS, AND EVERYONE'S BEEN 512 00:24:44,368 --> 00:24:48,039 TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY. SO I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE 513 00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:53,711 PSYCHED THEM SVELTES SELVES IN. PSYCHED THEMSELVES IN. YOU KNOW. 514 00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:57,248 IT'S BEEN INTERESTING FILMING DURING THIS TIME. EVEN IN PERSON. 515 00:24:57,248 --> 00:25:01,285 >> Jimmy: DURING THE COMMERCIAL I WAS TELLING, OH, I'M GETTING 516 00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:01,652 TOO CLOSE. 517 00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:02,420 >> YES. 518 00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:05,189 >> Jimmy: AND I'M LOUD, I HAD TO STAND BACK. 519 00:25:05,189 --> 00:25:07,425 I COULD SEE THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES. 520 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:11,095 >> NEXT TIME I SEE YOU NEXT SEASON I HOPE I'M GOING TO HUG 521 00:25:11,095 --> 00:25:11,462 YOU. 522 00:25:11,462 --> 00:25:11,962 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 523 00:25:11,962 --> 00:25:15,266 >> Jimmy: GIVE ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 524 00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,901 >> ME TOO. 525 00:25:16,901 --> 00:25:22,773 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID LIONEL GET THE BABY WHAT WAS HIS GIFT DO 526 00:25:22,773 --> 00:25:23,741 YOU REMEMBER? 527 00:25:23,741 --> 00:25:30,715 >> YES, LIONEL GAVE HER A NICE ROBE AND THEN A BOTTLE OF 528 00:25:30,715 --> 00:25:37,321 CHAMPAGNE FOR MOM AND DAD. AND THEN LUKE GAVE HER A PINK 529 00:25:37,321 --> 00:25:45,229 TRACTOR AND A DAISY BB GUN 1Y50 OH, THAT'S A CLEVER GIFT. 530 00:25:45,229 --> 00:25:45,730 >> YEAH. 531 00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:49,233 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CLEVER, THAT'S GOOD. 532 00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:52,136 >> US JUDGES WE STAY TRUE TO WHO WE ARE. 533 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:56,474 >> Jimmy: AFTER YOU DRINK THE CHAMPAGNE YOU COULD SHOOT THE 534 00:25:56,474 --> 00:26:01,412 BOTTLE WITH THE BB GUN. YEAH. HA HA. 535 00:26:01,412 --> 00:26:04,682 AND OF COURSE THE INAUGURATION, YOU WERE FANTASTIC. 536 00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:05,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 537 00:26:05,282 --> 00:26:05,716 >> THANK YOU. 538 00:26:05,716 --> 00:26:12,123 >> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMTED, IT HAD TO BE YOU. 539 00:26:12,123 --> 00:26:14,658 I MEAN, THE FIREWORKS SHOW, WAS THAT UNNERVING. 540 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:19,396 I HAVE TO SAY IT SOUNDED GREAT AND THE PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY 541 00:26:19,396 --> 00:26:22,833 ARE IN YOUR PRESENCE, THAT'S NERVE WRACKING AND SUDDENLY 542 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:23,634 EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING. 543 00:26:23,634 --> 00:26:29,039 >> YEAH, IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS PRETTY INTENSE BUT HAVEN'T THE LAST 544 00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:30,841 FOUR YEARS BEEN? 545 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:32,877 [ LAUGHTER ] 546 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:34,945 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. HA HA. 547 00:26:34,945 --> 00:26:39,150 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT TO GO AND TO STAND 548 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:46,357 THERE AND SING THERE AND, YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY, THEY ARE BOTH 549 00:26:46,357 --> 00:26:49,760 REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS AND SO WE'VE BEEN IN THAT KIND OF, CAN 550 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,665 WE ALL SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE AND TALK AND WE AGREE TO DISAGREE 551 00:26:54,665 --> 00:26:58,736 SOMETIMES AND SOMETIMES WE CAN'T TALK, YOU KNOW, IT GOES 552 00:26:58,736 --> 00:27:00,638 BACK‐AND‐FORTH. THERE ARE TIMES WHERE WE'RE 553 00:27:00,638 --> 00:27:05,709 LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS. AND SO, I TOLD THEM I WAS GOING. 554 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:09,747 AND THEY WERE PRAYING FOR ME. AND I WAS JUST SINGING BECAUSE I 555 00:27:09,747 --> 00:27:14,718 WAS HOPEFUL THAT MAYBE THERE WOULD BE MORE UNITY IN THE NEXT 556 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:19,857 FOUR YEARS AND FAMILIES CAN, LIKE, COME TOGETHER AGAIN. 557 00:27:19,857 --> 00:27:20,190 [ APPLAUSE ] 558 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:21,458 BECAUSE IT'S VERY SAD. 559 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,928 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WOULD BE NICE. 560 00:27:23,928 --> 00:27:27,898 WELL, A NEW BABY TENDS TO BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER. 561 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:28,833 THAT'S HOW IT GOES. 562 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:32,803 >> YEAH, SHE'S THE BEST. I MEAN, SHE CHANGED SOMETHING 563 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:36,473 REALLY IMPORTANT INSIDE OF ME AND I FEEL THAT IN EVERYTHING I 564 00:27:36,473 --> 00:27:42,046 DO NOW I THINK OF HER, OKAY, WHERE SHE WILL BE WHEN SHE'S 36, 565 00:27:42,046 --> 00:27:45,683 WHAT WILL THIS PLANET LOOK LIKE, HOW CAN I DO MY PART AND CHANGE 566 00:27:45,683 --> 00:27:49,220 MYSELF TO BE A BETTER HUMAN BEING SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE A 567 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:49,720 FANTASTIC LIFE. 568 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,088 >> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 569 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,757 THAT'S ALL YOU CAN EVER DO, RIGHT. 570 00:27:53,757 --> 00:28:01,098 KATY PERRY EVERYBODY," AMERICAN IDOL" SUNDAYS AT 8:00 ON ABC. 571 00:28:01,098 --> 00:28:04,501 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRUCE ARIANS. 572 00:28:10,641 --> 00:28:12,660 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM MICHAEL McDONALD IS 573 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:15,129 ON THE WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST HAD A VERY GOOD 574 00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:19,266 DAY YESTERDAY, EVEN THOUGH HE MISSED ALL THE GUACAMOLE. 575 00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:23,237 HE GUIDED HIS TEAM TO AN UPSET SUPER BOWL VICTORY IN FRONT OF 576 00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:26,841 THEIR HOMETOWN FANS, AND HIS MOM, HE IS THE HEAD COACH OF THE 577 00:28:26,841 --> 00:28:31,212 WORLD CHAMPION TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. 578 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,080 PLEASE WELCOME, BRUCE ARIANS. 579 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:33,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 580 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,516 HELLO, BRUCE, HOW ARE YOU, GOOD 581 00:28:35,516 --> 00:28:45,025 TO SEE YOU. 582 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:48,395 ARE YOU FEELING LIKE A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 583 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:51,198 >> IT STARTED TODAY, YESTERDAY WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. 584 00:28:51,198 --> 00:28:53,934 SO PROUD OF THE COACH AND STAFF AND PLAYERS. 585 00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:59,206 THEY'VE DONE A GREAT JOB. 586 00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:02,076 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE A INCREDIBLE JOB FOR COACHING 587 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:04,545 STAFF AND TOOK NONE OF THE CREDIT FOR YOURSELF. 588 00:29:04,545 --> 00:29:07,181 YOUR MOM IS 95 YEARS OLD, RIGHT? 589 00:29:07,181 --> 00:29:07,681 >> YES. 590 00:29:07,681 --> 00:29:11,485 >> Jimmy: SHE CAME TO THE GAME FROM PENNSYLVANIA, WHICH, MUCH 591 00:29:11,485 --> 00:29:15,122 HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT YOU BEING THE OLDEST COACH EVER TO WIN A 592 00:29:15,122 --> 00:29:17,691 SUPER BOWL. YOUR MOM MIGHT BE THE OLDEST FAN 593 00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:21,228 EVER TO GO TO A SUPER BOWL. 594 00:29:21,228 --> 00:29:21,829 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 595 00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:24,832 WHAT'S MOM SAY ABOUT THIS AFTER WATCHING YOU PLAY FOOTBALL SINCE 596 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,567 YOU WERE A KID? 597 00:29:26,567 --> 00:29:30,771 >> OH, IT'S AMAZING. COUPLE DAYS SHE WAS HERE SHE 598 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:34,675 KEPT SAYING, CHIEFS ARE GOING DOWN, CHIEFS ARE GOING DOWN. 599 00:29:34,675 --> 00:29:35,075 [ LAUGHTER ] 600 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:38,379 AFTER THE GAME SHE SAID, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, CHIEFS WENT DOWN. 601 00:29:38,379 --> 00:29:40,614 I SAID, YEAH, MOM. 602 00:29:40,614 --> 00:29:44,385 >> Jimmy: HA HA. THAT GATORADE DUMP WASN'T REALLY 603 00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:49,223 ON CBS, THEY KIND OF MISSED IT. BUT SOMEBODY GOT A SHOT OF IT. 604 00:29:49,223 --> 00:29:52,059 THAT SEEMS LIKE A TRADITION THAT HAS GOT TO GO. 605 00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:54,929 WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON THAT? 606 00:29:54,929 --> 00:29:58,532 >> YOU KNOW, I'VE ONLY HAD ONE OF THOSE IN MY ENTIRE CAREER, 607 00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:03,070 THAT WAS WAY BACK AT TEMPLE AND IT WAS LIKE, I'M READY FOR IT 608 00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:10,711 BUT THEY GOT ME, THEY GOT ME, IT WAS [ BLEEP ] COLD, MAN WAS IT 609 00:30:10,711 --> 00:30:11,076 COLD. 610 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:11,409 [ APPLAUSE ] 611 00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:15,282 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE UPSET BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE BET ON 612 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:17,885 WHAT COLOR IT WOULD BE. IT WAS BLUE. 613 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:20,888 BUT NOBODY KNEW UNTIL AFTER THE GAME WAS OVER. 614 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:23,223 WHO DECIDES WHAT COLOR THE GATORADE IS? 615 00:30:23,223 --> 00:30:25,859 IS THAT THE JOB OF THE HEAD COACH. 616 00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:30,364 >> I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GATORADE MAYBE THE TRAINERS SAY 617 00:30:30,364 --> 00:30:31,599 WHAT FLAVORS THEY LIKE THE MOST. 618 00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:35,569 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WERE BETTING ON WHAT COLOR YOUR HAT WOULD BE. 619 00:30:35,569 --> 00:30:37,538 DID YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE YOU DECIDE SND. 620 00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:42,376 >> YEAH I WORK THIS HALF A COUPLE TIMES AND THE LEAGUE 621 00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:46,580 ISN'T FOND OF IT. I DIDN'T WANT TO GET FINED SO I 622 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:50,451 TOOK THE SUPER BOWL HAT THEY GAVE ME AND WAS REALLY, REALLY 623 00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:50,816 HAPPY. 624 00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,620 >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT. 625 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:59,026 >> IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE AND OUR GUYS DESERVED IT. 626 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:03,364 THEY HAD DIVERS WITH BUCS UNIFORMS AND HELMETS ON. 627 00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:07,201 IT WAS A GREAT, GREAT CELEBRATION. 628 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:07,835 >> Jimmy: WOW. 629 00:31:07,835 --> 00:31:08,435 >> IT WAS AWESOME. 630 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:11,205 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 631 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:15,909 >> Jimmy: WAS THAT BECAUSE OF COVID THEY PUT THE STAFF UNDER 632 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:16,243 WATER? 633 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:20,748 >> HEY, EVERYBODY KEEP YOUR MASK ON AND ONLY WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING 634 00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:22,650 SO I HAD MINE OFF ALL NIGHT. 635 00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:23,083 [ LAUGHTER ] 636 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:28,088 >> Jimmy: I WOULD IMAGINE THERE WAS SOME VERY NERVOUS MANATEES 637 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:31,525 WITH GRONK RUNNING AROUND DRINKING OUT OF AN AQUARIUM. 638 00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:34,228 SO WHAT TIME IT CAN THE PARTY WRAP UP? 639 00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:36,096 >> I LEFT AROUND 4:30. 640 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:36,664 >> Jimmy: WOW. 641 00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:38,866 >> LOOKED LIKE IT WAS STILL GOING STRONG. 642 00:31:38,866 --> 00:31:42,936 SO OUR GUYS KNOW HOW TO WIN AND THEY KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 643 00:31:42,936 --> 00:31:45,606 >> Jimmy: SO AT THIS PARTY, BECAUSE I KNOW OVER THE COURSE 644 00:31:45,606 --> 00:31:50,010 OF THE SEASON I HEARD THAT SOME OF THE PLAYERS HADN'T MET EACH 645 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:53,414 OTHER'S FAMILIES AND, YOU KNOW, THERE HADN'T BEEN A LOT OF 646 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:56,750 SOCIALIZING BECAUSE OF COVID. DID YOU SEE SIDES OF PLAYERS 647 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,185 THAT YOU HAD NOT KNOWN BEFORE? 648 00:31:58,185 --> 00:32:03,490 >> YEAH, I THINK, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT WAS AMAZING, MY WIFE 649 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:10,964 MET TOM BRADY FOR THE FIRST TIME ON STAGE WHEN WE WERE HANDED THE 650 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:14,268 LOMBARDY TROPHY. THAT'S THE WAY THE WHOLE TEAM 651 00:32:14,268 --> 00:32:16,804 AND COACHING STAFF WAS THIS YEAR. 652 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:20,007 SATURDAYS AT OUR WALK THROUGH WE USUALLY HAVE FAMILY DAY, ALL OF 653 00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:25,112 THE KIDS COME, EVERYBODY THAT'S IN TOWN, THE PARENTS COME, WE 654 00:32:25,112 --> 00:32:27,114 REALLY, REALLY MISSED IT THIS YEAR. 655 00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:31,118 >> DID YOUR WIFE REMARK HOW HANDSOME TOM BRADY WAS IN PERSON. 656 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:36,623 >> SHE SAID, HEY, HE NEEDS TO KEEP THAT 5:00 OWE CLOCK SHADOW. 657 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:40,561 >> Jimmy: BRUCE, WHAT WAS YOUR PITCH TO TOM BRADY, HE HAD THE 658 00:32:40,561 --> 00:32:44,665 CHOICE OF A LOT OF TEAMS AND CHOSE YOU. WHAT WAS THE PITCH. 659 00:32:44,665 --> 00:32:46,667 WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 660 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:50,170 >> WE'RE A PLAYER AWAY. I MEAN, HE SOLD ME AS MUCH AS I 661 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,707 SOLD HIM. HE KNEW EVERY PLAYER ON OUR TEAM. 662 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:58,212 I SAID LOOK I TRY TO DID THIS THING, NO TAXES ALL THAT GOOD 663 00:32:58,212 --> 00:32:58,577 STUFF. 664 00:32:58,577 --> 00:32:58,912 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 665 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:03,617 >> NO YOU GOT MIKE EVANS AND ALL OF THEM TO GET THE WIN. 666 00:33:03,617 --> 00:33:06,320 YOU KNOW. IT WAS A GREAT COLLABORATION 667 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:11,024 FROM THAT DAY ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS WEEKEND 1Y50 DO 668 00:33:11,024 --> 00:33:11,357 YOU ‐‐ 669 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:15,429 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THE FACT YOU WERE A QUARTERBACK 670 00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,766 DID THAT BOND YOU GUYS IN ANYWAY? 671 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:21,702 >> YEAH WHEN WE FIRST STARTED TALKING WE STARTED TALKING 672 00:33:21,702 --> 00:33:26,140 OFFENSE AND I HAD BEEN IN HIS SYSTEM AND I ASKED HIM DON'T YOU 673 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:30,144 THINK IT WOULD BE SMARTER FOR 21 GUYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND 674 00:33:30,144 --> 00:33:35,015 1 NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO RATHER THAN ASKING THE SYSTEM HE SAID 675 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:40,154 I'M ALL IN. YOU GUYS GOT GUYS OPEN ALL THE 676 00:33:40,154 --> 00:33:42,923 TIME. JUST COACH ME UP. 677 00:33:42,923 --> 00:33:46,460 >> Jimmy: IS IT LIKE HAVING A ANOTHER COACH ON THE STAFF WITH 678 00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,694 BRADY ON THE TEAM. 679 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,931 >> NO DOUBT. I TELL THE GUYS ALL THE TIME, 680 00:33:50,931 --> 00:33:58,138 YOU'RE RUNNING THE ROUTES, PUMP YOUR ARMS, THEN TOM COMES OUT, 681 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:01,742 PUMP YOUR ARMS, OKAY, TOM. MAN, I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT 682 00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:02,309 THREE WEEKS. 683 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:05,712 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOU WHEN YOU PLAYED VIRGINIA 684 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:06,045 TECH. 685 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:06,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 686 00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,649 LOOK AT THAT. LOOKS LIKE A GUY THAT CAN THROW 687 00:34:08,649 --> 00:34:11,351 A FOOTBALL. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 688 00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:13,320 [ APPLAUSE ] 689 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,689 BEAUTIFUL. OH, YOU WERE DOING AMAZING 690 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:19,059 THINGS WITH SIDEBURNS BACK THEN. 691 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:19,392 [ LAUGHTER ] 692 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:23,230 >> OH, DUDE, IT WAS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE A PASSING TEAM I 693 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:27,267 WAS A RUNNING QUARTERBACK WHEN WE WERE A RUNNING TEAM I WAS A 694 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:29,636 PASSING QUARTERBACK. I WAS ON THE BENCH MOST MY 695 00:34:29,636 --> 00:34:30,871 CAREER BUT IT WAS FUN. 696 00:34:30,871 --> 00:34:34,074 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG CAN YOU RELAX AND ENJOY THIS BEFORE THINKING 697 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,475 ABOUT NEXT SEASON? 698 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:36,777 >> 24 HOURS. 699 00:34:36,777 --> 00:34:37,711 >> Jimmy: FOR REAL? 700 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:39,413 >> YEAH WE GOT FREE AGENCY COMING UP. 701 00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:43,217 WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO SIGN OUR GUYS BACK. 702 00:34:43,217 --> 00:34:43,817 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 703 00:34:43,817 --> 00:34:44,985 >> NEXT YEAR STARTS ALREADY. 704 00:34:44,985 --> 00:34:48,088 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU TALKED TO THE GUYS AND SAID LISTEN, DON'T 705 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:53,560 WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY. YOU'LL GET A TOSTIDOS AD 706 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,663 SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE IF YOU PLAY FOR A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION 707 00:34:56,663 --> 00:34:57,664 OVER AND OVER. 708 00:34:57,664 --> 00:35:00,200 >> WE'LL START HAVING THOSE CONVERSATIONS ON WEDNESDAY. 709 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:08,108 TRY TO SEW BE ‐‐ 710 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:11,178 TRY TO SOBER UP FOR THE WEDNESDAY MEETING AND WE'LL TALK 711 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,112 ABOUT IT ON WEDNESDAY. 712 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:15,849 >> Jimmy: YOU SEEM LIKE A GREAT GUY, CONGRATULATIONS, APPRECIATE 713 00:35:15,849 --> 00:35:21,421 THE TIME TALKING TO US, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY VERY TIRED 714 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:24,391 THANKS FOR JOINING US. CONGRATULATIONS BRUCE ARIANS 715 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:29,730 COACH OF THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS. 716 00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:33,133 THANKS, BRUCE. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MICHAEL 717 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:37,137 McDONALD. 718 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,305 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 719 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:38,846 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐ BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 720 00:35:40,866 --> 00:35:41,433 ♪ 721 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:42,234 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 722 00:35:42,234 --> 00:35:44,269 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 723 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:47,873 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐ BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 724 00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:51,176 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 725 00:35:51,176 --> 00:35:52,444 YOU ARE INVITED TO HIS PARTY‐A LIVESTREAM CONCERT, "HOME ALONE 726 00:35:52,444 --> 00:35:59,952 2 BIRTHDAY BASH: A PARTY OF ONE," ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 727 00:35:59,952 --> 00:36:04,289 HERE WITH A SAMPLE OF THAT, THE ONE AND ONLY MICHAEL McDONALD! 728 00:36:04,289 --> 00:36:07,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 729 00:36:07,859 --> 00:36:14,433 >> THANKS FOR THIS JIMMY, THIS IS FOR YOU. 730 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:26,445 ♪ 731 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:28,280 ♪ HE CAME FROM SOMEWHERE 732 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,516 BACK IN HER LONG AGO 733 00:36:31,516 --> 00:36:37,089 THE SENTIMENTAL FOOL DON'T SEE TRYING HARD ♪ 734 00:36:37,089 --> 00:36:38,423 ♪ TO RECREATE 735 00:36:38,423 --> 00:36:44,329 WHAT HAD YET TO BE CREATED ONCE IN HER LIFE 736 00:36:44,329 --> 00:36:47,366 SHE MUSTERS A SMILE FOR ♪ 737 00:36:47,366 --> 00:36:48,266 ♪ HIS NOSTALGIC TALE 738 00:36:48,266 --> 00:36:52,270 NEVER COMING NEAR WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY 739 00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:56,274 ONLY TO REALIZE ♪ 740 00:36:56,274 --> 00:37:00,379 ♪ IT NEVER REALLY WAS 741 00:37:00,379 --> 00:37:07,552 SHE HAD A PLACE IN HIS LIFE 742 00:37:07,552 --> 00:37:11,456 HE NEVER MADE HER ♪ 743 00:37:11,456 --> 00:37:13,992 ♪ THINK TWICE 744 00:37:13,992 --> 00:37:20,432 AS HE RISES TO HER APOLOGY ANYBODY ELSE WOULD ♪ 745 00:37:20,432 --> 00:37:26,204 ♪ SURELY KNOW 746 00:37:26,204 --> 00:37:32,244 HE'S WATCHING HER GO BUT WHAT A FOOL 747 00:37:32,244 --> 00:37:36,281 BELIEVES HE SEES ♪ 748 00:37:36,281 --> 00:37:44,289 ♪ NO WISE MAN HAS THE 749 00:37:44,289 --> 00:37:48,326 POWER TO REASON AWAY 750 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:56,268 WHAT SEEMS TO BE IS ALWAYS BETTER ♪ 751 00:37:56,268 --> 00:38:02,407 ♪ THAN NOTHING 752 00:38:02,407 --> 00:38:03,642 AND NOTHING AT ALL KEEPS SENDING HIM 753 00:38:03,642 --> 00:38:04,276 SOMEWHERE BACK ♪ 754 00:38:04,276 --> 00:38:08,280 ♪ IN HER LONG AGO 755 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:14,486 WHERE HE CAN STILL BELIEVE THERE'S A PLACE IN HER LIFE ♪ 756 00:38:14,486 --> 00:38:20,292 ♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE 757 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:36,508 SHE WILL RETURN 758 00:38:44,316 --> 00:38:46,118 ♪ 759 00:38:46,118 --> 00:38:53,158 SHE HAD A PLACE IN HIS LIFE ♪ 760 00:38:53,158 --> 00:38:56,328 ♪ HE NEVER MADE 761 00:38:56,328 --> 00:39:04,269 HER THINK TWICE AS HE RISES TO HER APOLOGY ♪ 762 00:39:04,269 --> 00:39:07,239 ♪ ANYBODY ELSE WOULD 763 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:12,277 SURELY KNOW 764 00:39:12,277 --> 00:39:16,314 HE'S WATCHING HER GO 765 00:39:16,314 --> 00:39:24,356 BUT WHAT A FOOL ♪ 766 00:39:24,356 --> 00:39:26,792 ♪ BELIEVES HE SEES 767 00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:32,264 NO WISE MAN HAS THE POWER TO REASON AWAY 768 00:39:32,264 --> 00:39:38,570 WHAT SEEMS TO BE ♪ 769 00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:40,272 ♪ IF LOVE CAN COME 770 00:39:40,272 --> 00:39:48,313 AND LOVE CAN GO 771 00:39:48,313 --> 00:39:48,747 THEN WHY CAN'T LOVE 772 00:39:48,747 --> 00:40:01,660 RETURN ONCE MORE ♪ 773 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:02,093 I BELIEVE SHE'S ♪ 774 00:40:02,093 --> 00:40:03,291 ♪ NEVER GONE AWAY 775 00:40:05,219 --> 00:40:06,161 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 776 00:40:06,161 --> 00:40:07,329 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK KATY PERRY, BRUCE ARIANS, AND 777 00:40:07,329 --> 00:40:12,567 MICHAEL McDONALD. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 778 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:13,535 I'M SORRY YOUR BELOVED TOM BRADY ABANDONED YOU. 779 00:40:13,535 --> 00:40:17,339 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING. GOOD NIGHT. 780 00:40:17,339 --> 00:40:19,041 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 781 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:29,785 ♪ 782 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:47,302 ♪