1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:08,107 >> dicky: From hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:10,943 tonight, kevin james. Kat dennings. 3 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:15,481 And music from mammoth wvh. And now, jimmy kimmel! 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,315 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: Hi, there. 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,817 I'm jimmy, I'm the host of the show. 6 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,185 Thank you. Thanks for watching and thanks 7 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:28,060 for joining us after day three of trumpeachment number two. 8 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:33,899 It's kind of like“the empire strikes back” 9 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,300 we already know how it ends, but we're watching it anyway. 10 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,070 Democrats could produce a video of trump looking straight into 11 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:44,143 camera saying“i, donald trump, hereby incite the insurrection 12 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,478 of violence" and most of the republican senators would still 13 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:50,315 be like, where's the proof? We didn't see the proof. 14 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,116 In order to win a conviction, democrats have to flip a lot of 15 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,751 senators. Let's break it down. 16 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:54,887 Put all the republican senators on the wall. 17 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:58,357 We'll start by assuming that all six republicans who voted that 18 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:02,494 the trial was constitutional will vote to impeach. 19 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,762 It's not likely, but let's assume that. 20 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:08,467 Romney, toomey, collins, cassidy, murkowski, and sasse go 21 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:12,538 that way, put them on the side. Now we know that most of these 22 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,740 people are scared that if they vote to convict, a big chunk of 23 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:19,611 their voters back home will turn on them. 24 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:20,813 They saw what the mob did to mike pence. 25 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,348 They're worried they'll get primaried and lose their seats. 26 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:29,154 So let's remove anyone up for re-election in 2022. 27 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,890 Let's also remove anyone who's up for re-election in 2024, all 28 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:37,696 right? Now let's get rid of the 29 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,398 senators who voted to overturn the election. 30 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,566 We know there's not a chance they'll do the right thing. 31 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,870 And we'll also say goodbye to lindsey graham because -- 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,438 [ laughter ] [ applause ] 33 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,140 his secrets are apparently too dark to overcome. 34 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,441 That leaves three senators who say they plan to retire at the 35 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:55,881 end of their terms, 12 republicans who won't be up 36 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:59,818 for re-election until 2026, and the 6 who voted yea on day one. 37 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:02,154 This is the group that can make a difference right here. 38 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:08,160 They have the power. Most of them are lost causes. 39 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:12,998 Tom cotton, bill hagerty, they would eat the hair out of donald 40 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,600 trump's shower drain. [ laughter ] 41 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,136 but a few of them, who knows? Maybe three ghosts will visit 42 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,270 them in the middle of the night tonight. 43 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:24,510 So if you see one of your senators here, if you live in 44 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,211 that state, maybe give them a call, an email or a tweet, tell 45 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,615 them what you think. Here's the thing. 46 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:33,418 If americans cared as much about america as we do about britney 47 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,554 spears, this would be a really great place to live. 48 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,256 [ cheers and applause ] I mean, come on. 49 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:42,261 If spike lee stood outside and encouraged people to storm the 50 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,630 capitol, he'd be in prison right now, okay? 51 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,898 The democrats made an excellent case. 52 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,067 So much so, trump's lawyers are now only planning to use three 53 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,836 of the 16 hours they're allotted to rebut. 54 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:54,806 Maybe they realized he's only planning to pay them for three 55 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,242 of the hours. [ laughter ] 56 00:02:57,278 --> 00:03:00,145 one of trump's lawyers left during the middle of the hearing 57 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,281 today, left to go do an interview with fox news. 58 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,715 O.J. Must be laughing his ass off. 59 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:09,655 [ laughter ] fox news is obviously aware of 60 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,090 how rock solid and damaging the case against trump is, so they 61 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:14,459 made the decision to stop covering the whole thing. 62 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,094 Instead, they're turning the faux outrage button up to 11 to 63 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:22,301 try to scream this away. >> this is political theater 64 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,835 that will go nowhere. >> I think most republicans 65 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,072 found the presentation by the house managers offensive. 66 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:31,276 >> it became very redundant too. It was like the same thing, the 67 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,911 same person. >> we have a rogue impeachment. 68 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:34,646 >> impeachment? >> a rogue house. 69 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,949 >> the whole thing is ridiculous. 70 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,618 >> a rogue senate. >> they are literally impeaching 71 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,554 a president who isn't even the president anymore. 72 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:46,391 >> a role trying. >> they're yelling a the someone 73 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,926 who's already left the room. >> they're all excited to be 74 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:51,463 able to grandstand. >> this is a kangaroo 75 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:52,598 proceeding. >> all this lawyer talk is 76 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,398 baloney. >> people are entitled to be 77 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,534 idiots. The whole then is just 78 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,602 political. >> emotional, political theater. 79 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,404 >> more political theater. >> political theater. 80 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,774 >> political theater. >> the sham impeachment part 81 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,677 deux is unconstitutional. >> the whole thing is a sham. 82 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:10,983 >> we should take crime tape and wrap it around the whole damn 83 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:12,884 capitol building. >> it's a nothing burger. 84 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,488 >> jimmy: Yeah. It's more like a whopper, a 85 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:20,292 double whopper with a biggy size fries. 86 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:23,295 [ applause ] trump's argument is basically, 87 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,831 yes, maybe I did shout "fire" in a crowded theater, but the 88 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:31,470 people trampling each other were acting on their own! 89 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:32,671 And these people who acted on their own, I wonder if you can 90 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:36,308 use stupidity as a defense? You can plead insanity, why not? 91 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:39,711 These dopes, not only do they believe this orange imbecile, 92 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:40,979 not only did they break the law violently forcing their way into 93 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:45,484 a federal building, many if not most of them posted pictures of 94 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,553 themselves at the scene of the crime! 95 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:53,425 >> top supporters who had broken into the capitol were taking 96 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,428 selfies, streaming live videos, and posing. 97 00:04:56,463 --> 00:05:01,767 In fact, they wanted the president to know, this is me. 98 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,836 In fact, you can see the person wrote on his own posting "this 99 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:10,742 is me." [ laughter ] 100 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:14,313 >> jimmy: They should print that out and hang it on the wall of 101 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:15,314 his cell. And it's not just a small 102 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,983 handful of nuts. 18% of americans who have heard 103 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:23,255 of qanon believe its claims are at least somewhat accurate. 104 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,690 And that number would be a lot higher if the jews weren't 105 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,891 eliminating the ones who know the truth with their space 106 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:31,096 laser. [ laughter ] 107 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,865 [ applause ] 18%. 108 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:37,669 Almost 1 in 5 americans thinks anderson cooper eats toddler 109 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:38,804 lasagna. [ laughter ] 110 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,006 that's like if you saw five pigeons on the street. 111 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:45,744 Four of them are normal, but then there is this one. 112 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:52,184 Who's staring deeply into his ipad, waiting for word from the 113 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,752 land of fakebelieve. That's q right there. 114 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,254 [ applause ] the new theory going around the 115 00:05:56,290 --> 00:06:02,127 q morning zoo is that trump will be re-inaugurated on March 4th, 116 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,029 which is the date they used to inaugurate presidents in the old 117 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,798 days. That's the crazy part. 118 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,601 The funny part is the trump hotel in washington raised their 119 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,504 prices for that day. [ laughter ] 120 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,840 for real. This man, he will miss no 121 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,842 opportunity to fleece the sheep who believe in him. 122 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:21,646 He can't help himself! It's like he thinks they're an 123 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,615 atm. By the way, if q had any sense 124 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,950 of humor he would have made that date April 1st. 125 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:29,020 [ laughter ] I bet none of them would have 126 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,256 gotten it. [ applause ] 127 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,125 guillermo, are you ready for valentine's day? 128 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,594 >> guillermo: I'm ready. >> jimmy: In what way? 129 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:38,296 >> guillermo: I ordered flowers for my wife and I'm going to 130 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:40,866 make her breakfast on Sunday. >> jimmy: Very good. 131 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,834 My wife and I are doing something, we're having a 132 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,404 romantic weekend in the garage. [ laughter ] 133 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,938 there are only three more days until you drive frantically to 134 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:50,776 rite-aid to see if they have any heart-shaped balloons left. 135 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:56,114 But if you're looking to spend a little more, louis vuitton has 136 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:56,648 something special. A sweater that is covered in 137 00:06:56,683 --> 00:07:00,485 puppets. [ laughter ] 138 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,588 it looks like, I don't know, something your crazy aunt sandy 139 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,123 might make. How about the poor guy who had 140 00:07:05,159 --> 00:07:07,392 to wear this? Have you ever seen a sadder 141 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,261 model than this one? He looks like he's been tarred 142 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,929 and muppeted. [ laughter ] 143 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:15,333 the sweater goes for about $8,000. 144 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,436 Which is a small price to pay for something that will get you 145 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:21,873 mauled outside a kindergarten. [ laughter ] 146 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,875 and if the sweater is too much, here's another idea for that 147 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:28,647 special something. >> valentine's day is around the 148 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,482 corner. And after the year we've had, 149 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,418 it's clear who your sweetheart is. 150 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:36,521 Not your spouse. Not your girlfriend. 151 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:40,459 Not even your kids. Your phone. 152 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,595 Your phone is always there for you. 153 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:47,999 At the dentist. At the crosswalk. 154 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,937 On the toilet. Or when you need a little porn 155 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,040 at the drugstore. This valentine's day, get a 156 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:59,144 naughty gift for that special gadget in your life. 157 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,781 Verizon's secret. >> you're the only one who loves 158 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:09,087 me. [ cheers and applause ] 159 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,556 >> jimmy: Wow. Let me tell you something. 160 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:19,498 I just want to -- who knew craig fink ankle, one of our 161 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,099 producers, was such a talented actor? 162 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,501 [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. 163 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:31,510 Craig, stand up. [ cheers and applause ] 164 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:37,048 we would throw flowers at you right now, but they're like 9 165 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,917 bucks apiece. [ laughter ] 166 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:43,555 since we are about to embark on a weekend of love, we went 167 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:47,058 out onto the street here in l.A. To ask couples about their 168 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,293 relationships. And because everyone we talked 169 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,228 to was wearing a mask, we were able to swap voices from one 170 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:55,834 mouth to the other in a special valentine's day edition of 171 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,572 “masking questions” >> what are some of your biggest 172 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,074 turn-ons? >> all right, so right now I'm 173 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,577 pretty easy. Like, you know, like when you're 174 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:06,978 pregnant, you want to have sex more? 175 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,780 Like that's a thing. >> let me ask you this. 176 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,216 Mckenzie, what are some of your turn-ons? 177 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:16,254 >> anything that accentuates the butt is a big one for me. 178 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,890 I don't know, it's like a cave man button. 179 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,059 Anything that accentuates the butt does it for me. 180 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,362 >> what is your go-to mood for paige? 181 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:28,633 >> I'll put on something cute, something sexy, probably. 182 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,136 And then, you know, make sure my nails are done. 183 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:36,007 >> what are some of your turn-ons, page? 184 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,177 >> my turn-ons are, you know, soft voice. 185 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:43,648 You know, a little leg showing. Stuff like that. 186 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,851 >> what are some no-noes in the bedroom? 187 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,754 >> as a brazilian, anything goes. 188 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,357 >> what are some no-noes for you in the bedroom? 189 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:53,825 >> I'm not taking my clothes off. 190 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,328 That's a no-no. >> who is your hall pass? 191 00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:01,533 >> I would have -- I'll have to go with the holly to the berry. 192 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,869 Holly berry, you know. >> who is your celebrity crush, 193 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,405 your hall pass, your one freebie? 194 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:10,008 >> I would say morris chestnut. >> jocelyn, any no-nos in the 195 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:16,114 bedroom? >> I can't put it in the butt. 196 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,718 >> nathan, any no-noes in the bedroom? 197 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,520 >> the butt. >> marcos, how do you get 198 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,055 kristin in the mood, how do you seduce her? 199 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:28,360 >> you know, I have some little outfits that I like to put on. 200 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:33,965 >> kristin, how do you get marco in the mood? 201 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,034 >> eh -- it depends by the season. 202 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:41,006 But usually start with the nice thing and a glass of wine. 203 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,574 >> marco, who is your celebrity crush? 204 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:45,443 Your hall pass? >> leonardo dicaprio. 205 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,481 >> what do you like about him? >> it starts from the head and 206 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,116 goes to the toes. Honestly, all of it. 207 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:55,286 >> kristin, who is your freebie? >> I start with pamela anderson, 208 00:10:55,322 --> 00:11:00,492 I guess, yes. I'm 81, from the old-school, I 209 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,729 would say, yes. I like very much the breast. 210 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,565 For sure the eyes. >> what would be a great 211 00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:13,571 valentine's day for you? >> a great valentine's? 212 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,841 Sleep, some wine and sleep. >> what about you? 213 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,844 >> yeah, turn it up, some candy, steak, and lobster. 214 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,615 There it is. >> what's the secret to a good 215 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,618 relationship? >> yeah, I mean, to be very 216 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,154 honest, just shut the [ bleep ] up. 217 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,089 And shut the [ bleep ] up. >> that's your answer? 218 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,326 >> yeah, I mean, not too much talking, just shut the [ bleep ] 219 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,227 up. >> oh my gosh. 220 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:41,866 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: Well. 221 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:42,801 Maybe he should have taken his own advice. 222 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,004 All right. And one more thing before we 223 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,238 forge ahead. It's Thursday night, which means 224 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,008 it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week 225 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,610 whether they need it or not. It's“this week in unnecessary 226 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:58,283 censorship." >> they claim that donald trump 227 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:03,154 incited this insurrection on January 6th when he said things 228 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:10,128 like, oh [ bleep ] like hell. >> but [ bleep ] this person's 229 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,997 conduct, but [ bleep ] the behavior, but [ bleep ] the 230 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,432 statements -- >> it made the capitol 231 00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:20,004 [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> I remember watching warren 232 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,074 moon [ bleep ] my father at the university of washington. 233 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,478 >> they [ bleep ]ed us pretty good. 234 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,313 The worst thing I've been [ bleep ]ed in a long time. 235 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,150 >> is it easier or harder when the [ bleep ] is actually a 236 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,819 little bit smaller? >> oh, yeah, for sure. 237 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,889 If you have a small [ bleep ], whoo, may just blow away with 238 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:41,392 all that wind we got out there. >> check this [ bleep ] out. 239 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,029 >> president clinton and I used to talk about who [ bleep ]ed 240 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:49,134 the most presidents. He's probably [ bleep ]ed more 241 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,102 than I but I have a lot of them. >> you guys, [ bleep ] you all. 242 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:54,072 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: We have a good show 243 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,143 for you tonight. Kat dennings is with us. 244 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,145 We've got music from mammoth wvh. 245 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,815 And we'll be right back with kevin james. 246 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:07,919 So stick around! [ cheers and applause ] 247 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,759 >> jimmy: Hi, welcome back to the show. 248 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,595 Tonight from“wandavisio” on disney plus, kat dennings is 249 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,599 with us. [ cheers and applause ] 250 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,735 then, later a band led by wolfgang van halen. 251 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,503 Their self-titled album comes out in June. 252 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:29,374 Making their television debut with a song about his dad, 253 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,443 mammoth wvh. [ cheers and applause ] 254 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:39,484 next week on the show our guests will include jodie foster, kate 255 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,685 hudson, jason bateman, bette midler, kelly marie tran, 256 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:45,857 rosamund pike, eiza gonzalez. We'll have music from florida 257 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:52,864 georgia line, nav featuring gunna, black pumas, and 258 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,232 evanescence so please join us for that. 259 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,467 Our first guest is a very funny man you know from many beloved 260 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,269 movies and shows. His new one is called“the 261 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,671 crew” it premieres Monday on netflix. 262 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:05,243 Please welcome kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] 263 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,746 hi, kevin, hi, jimmy? >> jimmy: How's it going? 264 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,583 >> doing great, how are you? >> jimmy: Doing good. 265 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,686 I haven't seen you in a very long time, it's been quite a 266 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,654 while, right? >> jimmy: It's been a really 267 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,324 long time. You got a new hat since I last 268 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,925 saw you? [ laughter ] 269 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,228 >> I did, I did. It's the only one too, by the 270 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,762 way. >> jimmy: You're in long island 271 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,466 right now? >> no, now in florida right now. 272 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,369 The snowstorm, I'm hanging down here a little bit. 273 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,139 >> jimmy: I gotcha. How's it been going long 274 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,674 down-wise? It's nice to avoid the snow but 275 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:42,080 have you been -- are you okay? You seem like a gregarious guy 276 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,314 who might not love staying indoors. 277 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,016 >> I didn't love it in the beginning but I said, I'm going 278 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,253 to make something of this, I'm going to be the one guy who 279 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,023 comes out of quarantine better than I went in. 280 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:52,924 That was very important to me. For a while. 281 00:14:52,959 --> 00:15:00,698 [ laughter ] then I -- I -- I rocketed up 282 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,601 like 30 pounds. [ laughter ] 283 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,503 it got away from me. I couldn't. 284 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:09,741 It was -- it was so brutal. So I just started using the 285 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,043 lockdown to my advantage, you know. 286 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,112 I would start looking at things and saying, how can we benefit 287 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,114 from this? Then I would say, well, there 288 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:21,019 are things that you can't do. Like I told everybody, I want to 289 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:25,590 go to the gym, but it felt like it was too risky. 290 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,027 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Uh-huh. 291 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,228 I have the same feeling. >> right? 292 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,032 >> jimmy: It's very -- yeah, very selfless of you, really. 293 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,366 [ laughter ] some would call you a hero. 294 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,601 >> some. You know. 295 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,738 But I didn't want to -- I didn't want to infect anybody else. 296 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,541 Also worked to my advantage with who is in our bubble, you know. 297 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,843 >> jimmy: Oh, yeah. Who is in your bubble? 298 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:49,480 >> well, the pizza delivery, that guy. 299 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,715 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: He's part of the 300 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,985 bubble. >> he became my wife's -- 301 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,820 >> jimmy: What's his name? >> his name is leroy. 302 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:59,924 >> jimmy: Leroy, okay. >> he's the best, he's the best 303 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,093 guy. He honestly is. 304 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,161 Italian guy. He's amazing. 305 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:08,132 He's just fantastic. >> jimmy: And who else is in the 306 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,069 bubble with you? >> we got a few people in the 307 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,870 bubble. The cable repair guy's in the 308 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:13,838 bubble. [ laughter ] 309 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:19,610 he's allowed. White friends are not allowed in 310 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:23,181 the bubble. [ laughter ] 311 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,784 we just established it early. It wasn't me, just how it worked 312 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,986 out. >> jimmy: Kevin, when is the 313 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:31,055 last time you wore clothing that needed to be dry cleaned? 314 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,925 >> yeah, that's -- that's how you judge it every day, right? 315 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:39,163 You go, okay, is this stain going to be seen on a zoom call? 316 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,500 You know? You just position yourself. 317 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,634 It was pretty bad. Especially in quarantine. 318 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,571 Because I -- I just -- you just struggle for comfort. 319 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:50,975 You know, I was wearing bike shorts all around the house. 320 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,377 [ laughter ] that's all I would wear. 321 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,080 They're comfortable to me. That evolved into sports 322 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,048 underwear. [ laughter ] 323 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,983 I would just wear sports underwear around. 324 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,854 Then we were like in half lockdown where it was not always 325 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,789 locked down, so you could go out a little bit. 326 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,724 >> jimmy: Yeah. >> I would totally forget. 327 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,560 I'd be at lowe's shopping in my sports -- in my underwear, 328 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,062 basically. [ laughter ] 329 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,764 >> jimmy: I think that's allowed now. 330 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,664 I think you can. Particularly lowe's is where 331 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,733 they're allowing that. >> yeah. 332 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:19,704 >> jimmy: Are you like a guy who will go on amazon or whatever 333 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,141 and buy a bunch of stuff? >> that's -- I do. 334 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:27,445 And that was the one day I would look forward to, when they -- 335 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,147 that was like the ice cream man coming. 336 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,850 That was the one day I would run out -- if they played music, 337 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,788 they didn't even have to stop at the house, I'd chase them down. 338 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:37,955 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: What kind of stuff do 339 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,626 you buy, are you looking for? Is there -- just anything? 340 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,828 Or specific stuff? >> it is, it's just -- well, 341 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,896 it's -- they're not big things, you know. 342 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,066 You know, that's the other thing too, with amazon. 343 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:53,304 Successful as they are, they really need to work on their 344 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,405 package-to-item ratio. >> jimmy: Yes. 345 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:58,409 >> every time I get a toothbrush, the kids get a new 346 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,814 fort. [ laughter ] 347 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,449 mass box things. They go through stuff. 348 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,918 >> jimmy: Yeah, it's like the employees are going, well, it's 349 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,352 not my problem. >> right. 350 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:13,524 That's the other thing too. They got so busy that -- I think 351 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,294 they ran out of trucks with amazon. 352 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,663 And they would have guys -- I don't know if you ever got -- 353 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,865 did you get delivery from the guy in the honda accord? 354 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:25,002 [ laughter ] bringing it from inside the 355 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,571 trunk? >> jimmy: Yes, it's a weird 356 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,073 thing, right? >> it's very weird. 357 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,944 >> jimmy: You think they're coming to take something, and 358 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,245 they're actually there to give you something. 359 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,514 >> yes. I'm standing back waiting for 360 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,684 him. He pops the trunk, he moves a 361 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,652 rusty towel, a tire iron. [ laughter ] 362 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:46,891 and there's my mouthwash. >> jimmy: What are your plans 363 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,861 for valentine's day? Are you going to do anything? 364 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:54,665 >> no. >> jimmy: No. 365 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,933 >> no, I don't -- I established it early on. 366 00:18:55,969 --> 00:19:01,439 I don't want to tell everybody because people will start doing 367 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,440 it. I avoid craziness of valentine's 368 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,275 day, I always take my wife out on the 15th. 369 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,477 >> jimmy: Oh. >> I always go the day after. 370 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,413 Reservations, no problem. You get in, it's not that 371 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,615 crowded. You go wherever you want. 372 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,118 We've done this for many, many years because that's the 373 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,254 romantic I am. >> jimmy: That is a very bright 374 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,655 idea. Because you do it beforehand, 375 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,557 you're still going to run into valentine's traffic. 376 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:23,227 But once valentine's day hits, it's over, right? 377 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,395 >> it's done. It's a ghost town. 378 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,131 And you can, yeah, you get what you want, it's great. 379 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,833 >> jimmy: I like that a lot. You are -- 380 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,067 >> don't do it, though. Don't do it. 381 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,937 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: I'll spearhead it on 382 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:37,041 the west coast here. Tell me about this youtube 383 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:41,112 channel you have. Because it's super popular. 384 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,581 And you've got some very funny stuff on there. 385 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,216 I want to show one of the things you do. 386 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,485 You do this character, the sound guy, right? 387 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,320 >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: The idea is you are 388 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:55,726 the sound guy on famous movies. Let's take a look at one of 389 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,429 these. >> contractor, grand central 390 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,965 station, take 1. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 391 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,869 No, no, sir. It's all right, just trying to 392 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,771 get some wild sound. >> what the hell you doing out 393 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,106 here, fred? >> trying to get sound, will, 394 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:12,977 just wild sound -- >> what the hell -- 395 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,946 >> I've got to start from scratch, start over. 396 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,215 >> no! >> yes. 397 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,151 >> no! >> yes. 398 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,018 [ applause ] >> jimmy: I would watch a whole 399 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,255 movie like that. >> yeah. 400 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:31,495 It was -- guys I was quarantined with, the kanin family -- 401 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,233 >> jimmy: Wait a minute, you were quarantined with a family? 402 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,334 >> yes. >> jimmy: That wasn't your own? 403 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,438 >> it was not my own. The kanins, the greatest family, 404 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,173 such a sweet family. We just started this youtube 405 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:46,444 channel right before lockdown. Then they stayed with me during 406 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,912 lockdown. And we just created these short 407 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,348 films and came up with that one. >> jimmy: How many people are in 408 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,149 the family? >> I still don't know. 409 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,654 [ laughter ] I swear I don't know. 410 00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,258 There's so many of them. Each day there's a new one, 411 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,093 younger than the next. >> jimmy: Are we talking 412 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,027 about -- like is grandma there with them? 413 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,630 How extended is it? >> no. 414 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:09,233 It was -- not in the lockdown. The lockdown, I had about eight, 415 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,235 you know. >> jimmy: Eight! 416 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,336 >> yes. Yes. 417 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,405 >> jimmy: An eight-member family is working together? 418 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,474 >> yes. And they're amazing. 419 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,609 Oh, they're amazing how they work together. 420 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,478 They're just very sweet to each other. 421 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,912 I couldn't believe it. Because, you know. 422 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,416 One's like the director, one edits, one does the lighting, 423 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,853 the cinematography -- it's crazy how they work together. 424 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,722 >> jimmy: Where did they stay? >> well, they were at a -- like 425 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,059 a -- an airbnb right near my house. 426 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,094 >> jimmy: Uh-huh. >> and then they were just -- 427 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,897 would kind of stay at my house. When lockdown got really bad, we 428 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,434 had rules, you can't go anywhere, this and that. 429 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,304 So pizza came -- they basically just lived with me and I used 430 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:51,208 them for everything. Honestly, I would just work into 431 00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:54,178 the shorts. You know what would make this 432 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,280 sketch better? If the paint on the house was a 433 00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:01,686 little different color? [ laughter and applause. 434 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,920 >> jimmy: Have they gone? Are they still with you? 435 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:06,290 >> I think some are -- if I check my house, I think some are 436 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,159 still here. [ laughter ] 437 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:12,029 >> jimmy: Who is your favorite member of the kanin family? 438 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,898 >> gosh, I think it would be pat. 439 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,767 Pat's crazy, a big drinker, a big eater, he's a big -- he's a 440 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,936 wild guy. He doesn't care. 441 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,871 Walks around, no shoes everywhere. 442 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,607 He's one of those guys. Crazy head of hair. 443 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,711 Just a nut, nutbag. >> jimmy: Kevin, there is really 444 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:31,082 a kanin family, or do you have a lot of imaginary friends? 445 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,150 >> I'm hoping they're not in my head. 446 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,653 [ laughter ] I think I spent quarantine with 447 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,322 a kanif family, otherwise I'm going crazy. 448 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,624 >> jimmy: Well, I think it could be either, easily. 449 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,928 When we come back, we'll look at a clip from kevin's new show 450 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,931 "the crew" on netflix. Kevin james is with us, be right 451 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:57,575 >>> we're a team. Just because he's behind the 452 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:01,078 wheel, you can't pin this on him. 453 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,080 Debris on the track, took out two tires. 454 00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:04,648 >> richmond? >> richmond wasn't his fault. 455 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:08,552 In his defense, he saw a cloud that looked like abraham 456 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:12,990 lincoln. I mean, it was -- yeah. 457 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,726 [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: That is kevin james in 458 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:18,095 "the crew." it premieres Monday on netflix. 459 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:23,467 Who's your costar there who did this? 460 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,803 >> oh, freddie stroma, atmosphere he's great. 461 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,738 >> jimmy: Did he surprise you with the hat there? 462 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:31,709 >> he did, I almost broke there. >> jimmy: I could see that. 463 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,245 >> such an idiot. >> jimmy: You play the crew 464 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,180 chief for a nascar team. Are you a nascar fan? 465 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,716 >> growing up, I loved richard petty. 466 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,887 But I never knew much about -- beyond that, I didn't know much 467 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,589 about it. I watched on it wide world of 468 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:49,627 sports, then long island kid, you're not exposed to nascar. 469 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,896 >> jimmy: Right, yeah. >> me and sandler did press for 470 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,832 a couple movies. We did the "gentlemen, start 471 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,667 your engines" at a couple of these. 472 00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,302 >> jimmy: I was thinking about that. 473 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,771 You and adam. I think -- many believe you were 474 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,841 responsible for the greatest "gentlemen, start your engines" 475 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:14,718 of all time. ♪ ahh 476 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:27,164 ♪ yeah ♪ oh yeah 477 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:38,742 engines! [ cheers and applause ] 478 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,978 >> jimmy: Lesser men would not have survived that. 479 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:45,850 >> almost went down, by the way, got tangled up in the mic cord. 480 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,651 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: So kevin, since you're 481 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:51,355 playing a crew chief, I thought it might be fun to test your 482 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:55,626 knowledge of automobile parts. >> oh, I'm very good now. 483 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,294 >> jimmy: You are? Okay, good. 484 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,128 >> yes. Now I am. 485 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,364 >> jimmy: All right, good, all right. 486 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:04,835 Okay, here we go. We gave this a great title, too. 487 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:10,040 It's called "name that part!" >> wow. 488 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,609 Exciting. >> jimmy: All right, kevin? 489 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:13,911 >> yeah? >> jimmy: Name this part. 490 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:19,884 >> okay, that's -- that's clearly an exhaust panel -- 491 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:26,790 it's -- it's actually the -- the cyndilator between the exhaust 492 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:30,895 and the pipe -- >> jimmy: Kevin, this is a 493 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:33,264 muffler. >> yeah, that's what I said, 494 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,832 exhaust. Exhaust muffler. 495 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,333 >> jimmy: I thought I was starting off easy. 496 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:41,205 Here we go. The next part is -- name that 497 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,907 part. >> that's it, that's a drive 498 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,076 shaft, yeah. >> jimmy: You know what? 499 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:49,914 It's a cam shaft, but that was close enough, I think we give 500 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,215 kevin credit for that. [ cheers and applause ] 501 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:55,452 >> by the way, sometimes the people in the west, they call it 502 00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:58,322 cam. The others call it drive. 503 00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,323 >> jimmy: Oh, it's a regional thing. 504 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,992 >> yes. >> jimmy: All right. 505 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:07,064 Kevin james, name that part. >> that's a -- it's obviously a 506 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,667 shock absorber. You know that. 507 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:13,804 But it's also a -- yeah, it's a hydraulic. 508 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,906 The hydraulic -- hydraulic -- a hydraulic base. 509 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:19,610 >> jimmy: You know, it's kind of like a shock absorber. 510 00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:23,247 It is a strut. But we're going to give you 511 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:26,917 credit for that as well, kevin. [ cheers and applause ] 512 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:28,218 >> jimmy: All right. You're doing great so far. 513 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:31,322 I should have got a tetanus shot. 514 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:34,058 Okay, here we go. >> okay, see, the first part had 515 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,626 a baby, and this is the baby one. 516 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,762 This is the baby size. [ laughter ] 517 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,230 that's all it is, just its little baby. 518 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,635 It's the same thing. That's actually -- it's part of 519 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:49,974 a muffler that goes to the caminator. 520 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,376 >> jimmy: This one sounds more complicated than it looks, this 521 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,778 is a catalytic krerter. >> yes, yes. 522 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,146 >> jimmy: So you do not get credit for that. 523 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:59,016 >> whoa, whoa -- >>. 524 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,585 >> jimmy: All right? >> I thought it converted from a 525 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:03,120 muffler. [ laughter ] 526 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,622 >> jimmy: All right, look at this sculpture. 527 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:09,193 >> that is a saxophone. [ laughter ] 528 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:13,297 good question, good question. >> jimmy: That is either -- you 529 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,900 can call it a header or an exhaust manifold. 530 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,535 >> okay. I'll call it either. 531 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:21,472 >> jimmy: All right. And finally, oh my goodness, one 532 00:27:21,507 --> 00:27:25,009 more. Name this part. 533 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:29,680 >> that's a spindle drive. Spindle drive with a side 534 00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:33,550 component. [ laughter ] 535 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:36,920 >> jimmy: This is actually a cow milking cluster. 536 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:37,855 [ laughter ] >> oh, man. 537 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,456 That was the trick one. >> jimmy: Yeah. 538 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:43,127 Guillermo, take off your shirt, we'll show kevin how it works. 539 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:48,098 >> guillermo: No, no, no. >> jimmy: Kevin, you know what, 540 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,135 it doesn't matter u, you're an actor, you don't have to do 541 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,403 anything on the track. >> I don't, I don't. 542 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:56,840 >> jimmy: It's great to see you. "the crew" premieres Monday on 543 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:57,975 netflix. Kevin james, everybody. 544 00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,677 >> thanks, guys! >> jimmy: We'll be back with kat 545 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,612 dennings. [ cheers and applause ] 546 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:09,620 ♪ >> jimmy: Welcome back. 547 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:13,657 We have music from mammoth wvh on the way. 548 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,926 After eight thorless years, our next guest returned to the mcu 549 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:22,099 in the show "the wandavision," which you can see fridays on 550 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:29,339 disney plus. Please welcome kat dennings. 551 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,575 Hello, kat. >> hello! 552 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:34,378 So nice to see you, how are you? >> jimmy: Doing pretty good, how 553 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,513 are you? >> good, just in my house. 554 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,482 >> jimmy: Here in l.A., I assume? 555 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,785 >> yes. >> jimmy: Where are you from 556 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,586 originally? >> I'm from pennsylvania 557 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:43,754 originally. >> jimmy: Pennsylvania. 558 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:48,325 What part of pennsylvania? >> well, a wooded area that was 559 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:54,465 much more wooded when I was there, but -- it's called 560 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,500 winwood, for anyone in the know. Very exciting. 561 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,669 >> jimmy: What happened, when you left they got angry and 562 00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:01,438 chopped down all the trees? >> it was just -- it was a 563 00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:04,274 beautiful -- it was more like wooded and there was a horse 564 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:09,413 farm nearby. I actually lived in a very old, 565 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,783 very old house that was built in 1694. 566 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:17,421 >> jimmy: 1694? We had houses here in 1694? 567 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,555 [ laughter ] >> not here we did. 568 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:19,456 >> jimmy: Weren't there dinosaurs in 1694? 569 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:23,527 [ laughter ] >> yeah, it was -- it was an 570 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:27,030 old -- it was like the first house in the township. 571 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:31,735 So it had, like, a plaque on it. It was a historical, like, 572 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,570 landmark. >> jimmy: Wow, wow. 573 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,007 That's pretty cool. My house growing up in vegas was 574 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:37,808 a crack house for a little while. 575 00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:45,015 [ laughter ] >> did it have a plaque? 576 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,583 >> jimmy: Just crack, no plaque. [ laughter ] 577 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:50,320 >> okay, that's almost as good. >> jimmy: Wow, it had a plaque 578 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,222 on it. Would strangers come and want to 579 00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,524 take pictures and stuff like that? 580 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:57,795 >> actually, the historical society would do tours through 581 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,397 our home. And sometimes like a little car 582 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,468 filled with sweet old ladies would roll up, and like they'd 583 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:08,605 all get out like little booklets and walk past me eating my corn 584 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:15,012 flakes in the kitchen with my jansport backpack. 585 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:18,615 When we lived there, they would just walk through as if it were 586 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:19,850 a museum, you know. >> jimmy: Yeah. 587 00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:22,686 >> but it was our family house. >> jimmy: Is that kind of the 588 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:26,857 deal when you buy a house that's like -- I assume some sort of 589 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:30,828 historical landmark, you have to agree to let old ladies in there 590 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,496 sometimes? >> I think my mom just loved 591 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:34,431 that part of it. >> jimmy: Oh. 592 00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,500 >> she loves that stuff. When you buy something with a 593 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:40,337 plaque on it, apparently, you can't really change anything 594 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,371 about it. >> jimmy: Right. 595 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:46,510 >> you can't knock any walls down or do anything. 596 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,312 She was into this and kept it nice and pristine. 597 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:52,115 >> jimmy: Was everything tiny? Because people were smaller back 598 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:53,617 then. I guess you were smaller back 599 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:54,852 then. >> I was a tiny person, yes. 600 00:30:54,887 --> 00:31:00,324 I couldn't tell you. But there were dangerous winding 601 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,825 staircases that, you know, seemed not to code. 602 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,929 >> jimmy: Not to code, yeah. There were ghosts or anything? 603 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:09,099 >> yeah. >> jimmy: Oh there were ghosts? 604 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:10,033 >> a haunted house. It was haunted as hell. 605 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:16,807 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Did you ever see one? 606 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:22,312 >> um -- well, remember I'm 7. 7 to 15 is when I lived there, 607 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:25,215 basically. So yeah, I saw some stuff. 608 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,584 There were some intense experiences there. 609 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:33,590 You know, the classic stuff. Like lights going on and off. 610 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:34,625 >> jimmy: Right. >> things kind of going missing 611 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:38,528 and showing up weird places. And the cold. 612 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:42,699 And I did see some -- I don't want to seem like an insane 613 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,301 person on television right now. >> jimmy: Right. 614 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,636 [ laughter ] well, you don't seem insane, 615 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,573 because when a house is built in 1694, it could be that your 616 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:53,844 electrical panels were very old, and maybe it was heated by coal 617 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:55,078 or something like that. So -- 618 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:57,481 >> yeah, there was a leak. >> jimmy: Yeah. 619 00:31:57,516 --> 00:32:00,350 Have you been back there since you grew up there? 620 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:05,956 >> you know, I haven't. But my brother has. 621 00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:09,059 Because this house is now an airbnb. 622 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:12,562 >> jimmy: Really, a historical airbnb? 623 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,565 >> isn't that insane? We were both, whoever goes back 624 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,601 first, we've got to stay there, you him to? 625 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:21,672 He took his wife, my wonderful sister-in-law, to show her our 626 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,774 childhood home. He thought it would be sweet and 627 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,142 cool. They stayed in my room. 628 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:30,948 I also lived in the attic. Really adding to the whole 629 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:34,184 picture of this. But they were so creeped out 630 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:35,052 that they left like under cover of night. 631 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:38,021 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Really? 632 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:41,224 They were creeped out by your -- because of the spirits? 633 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:42,993 Or just -- >> they just felt weird. 634 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:44,227 Yeah. I can't really -- you know, 635 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:48,231 maybe the spirits were mad, they were like, oh, you're back. 636 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:49,633 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Yeah. 637 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:53,637 >> I don't know. But I was -- I'm dying to see 638 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:58,742 it -- I feel this is a perfect setup for a horror movie. 639 00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,610 >> jimmy: Yeah, "homecoming," yes. 640 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,712 [ laughter ] >> let's produce it together. 641 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:04,715 >> jimmy: Yeah, no, hey, listen. I'm ready to do it. 642 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,819 We can make it part of the mcu, the marvel universe. 643 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,454 >> perfect. >> jimmy: By the way, did you 644 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:15,959 know -- like do you know that your marvel character, who we 645 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:21,098 first saw in "thor," one day was going to come back? 646 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,100 Or were you totally surprised to find out? 647 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:26,870 >> totally surprised. I got cold called by marvel, and 648 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:30,474 I was just like, of course, whatever you want, I'll do it. 649 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,410 I didn't know what it was. I knew these disney plus shows 650 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:37,481 were coming out. I didn't know which one this 651 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,615 could be. So I was a little bit surprised 652 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:43,253 because my character had no contact with anyone in the 653 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,488 "wandavision" world. >> jimmy: Yeah. 654 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:49,059 And so -- I know, you know -- obviously there's an answer to 655 00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,128 this question, you can't give it. 656 00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:54,531 But did you know that -- I mean, do you know where that character 657 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,900 is headed? >> my character? 658 00:33:56,935 --> 00:34:00,771 >> jimmy: Yes. >> I only know what I shot. 659 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:02,072 >> jimmy: You only know what you shot. 660 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,241 You don't have -- >> yes. 661 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:08,211 >> jimmy: -- Any legal language that would lead you to believe 662 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,247 that something else is going to happen? 663 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,848 >> no. Should I? 664 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,650 Now I'm worried. [ laughter ] 665 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,319 >> jimmy: I don't know. I don't know, but we'll -- 666 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,689 >> what do you know, jimmy? [ laughter ] 667 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,391 >> jimmy: I'm just seeing, you know -- because you know how 668 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:25,462 crazy everybody -- were you surprised how like -- oh, when 669 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:30,734 quicksilver came to the house. Were you surprised at how much 670 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:34,004 goes into -- how people like really pull that apart and how 671 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:38,008 much they know about this world? Because it was not the one from 672 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:42,779 the marvel, it was the one from the fox x-men, and that leads 673 00:34:42,815 --> 00:34:47,117 people to believe that all of these x-men characters are 674 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,252 coming together for future movies. 675 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:52,556 >> I'm the last person to know anything. 676 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:56,393 Even if I were being cool and mysterious, I still wouldn't 677 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,396 even know how to crack open any of these theories. 678 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,530 I still don't understand exactly what's going on. 679 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:03,500 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Uh-huh. 680 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:07,370 >> which is for the best, honestly. 681 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:09,506 People went nuts. I remember, you know -- 682 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,976 obviously that was like a massive surprise. 683 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,712 And I knew -- I mean, they kept it from me a little bit as well. 684 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:21,151 I wasn't sure what was going on while we were shooting and they 685 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:25,188 would, you know -- they cloaked him in a -- you know in things 686 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:27,757 so no one could take like a drone shot of him getting out of 687 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,427 a van or whatever it was. A big secret. 688 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,563 They pulled it off. I mean, everyone was shocked. 689 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:34,831 >> jimmy: Can I tell you something? 690 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:38,635 I saw behind you, walking behind you, it seeped like a ghostly 691 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,370 figure dressed as paul revere -- >> stop! 692 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:46,143 [ laughter ] I don't need this. 693 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:47,043 Don't, don't do this to me right now. 694 00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:50,046 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: Well, it's great to 695 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:51,882 see you. New episodes of "wandavision" 696 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:57,521 are fridays on disney plus. Kat dennings, everybody! 697 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:05,095 Thanks, kat. >> thanks! 698 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:06,930 >> dicky: The jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented 699 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,231 by mercedes-benz. The best or nothing. 700 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,937 >> dicky: The jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by 701 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:19,176 mercedes-benz. The best or nothing. 702 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,310 >> jimmy: All right, welcome back. 703 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:24,514 This is their self titled album. It comes out in June. 704 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,651 With the song“distance” a tribute to his incomparable dad, 705 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:32,822 mammoth wvh! [ cheers and applause ] 706 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:39,529 ♪ ♪ I'm so happy 707 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:47,437 you've found a place that's better for you 708 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:55,378 than this rock ♪ ♪ we're living on 709 00:36:55,414 --> 00:37:07,857 I'm so nervous don't know my place 710 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:15,565 a life without you ♪ ♪ I'm not ready to move on 711 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:22,639 no matter what the distance is I will be with you 712 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:33,149 no matter what the distance ♪ ♪ is you'll be okay 713 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:39,055 so ♪ ♪ 714 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:48,498 ♪ I'm so tired can't see your face 715 00:37:48,533 --> 00:38:01,077 my memory of you ♪ ♪ slowly fades when I go on 716 00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:11,821 I'm still cryin' don't want this place 717 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:15,792 a world without you ♪ ♪ I don't think 718 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:21,364 I'll ever move on no matter what 719 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,503 the distance is ♪ ♪ I will be with you 720 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:29,406 no matter what the distance is 721 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:32,042 I will be with you ♪ ♪ no matter what 722 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:36,413 the distance is I will be with you 723 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:41,217 no matter what ♪ ♪ the distance is 724 00:38:41,253 --> 00:38:43,620 you'll be okay no matter what 725 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:47,190 the distance is ♪ ♪ I will be with you 726 00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:50,193 no matter what the distance is 727 00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:58,768 I will be with you ♪ ♪ no matter what 728 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,303 the distance is I will be with you 729 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:02,405 no matter what ♪ ♪ the distance is 730 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:17,721 you'll be okay oh yeah ♪ 731 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:29,666 ♪ ♪ 732 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:33,737 ♪ no matter what the distance is ♪ 733 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,005 ♪ I will be with you no matter what 734 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,841 the distance is you'll be okay ♪ 735 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,310 ♪ no matter what the distance is 736 00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:41,945 I will be with you no matter what ♪ 737 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:59,863 ♪ the distance is you'll be okay oh yeah ♪ 738 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:05,402 ♪ no matter what the distance is ♪ 739 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:07,704 ♪ you'll be okay ♪ no matter what 740 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,407 no matter what the distance is 741 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:18,081 you'll be okay ♪ ♪ 742 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:26,890 ♪ ♪ I'm so happy 743 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:32,328 you've found a place ♪ [ cheers and applause ] 744 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,902 >> jimmy: Thanks to kevin james, kat dennings, and mammoth 745 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,205 wvh, apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time for him. 746 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,040 “nightlin” is next. So lay your head down on that 747 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:52,448 mypillow and take it in. Goodnight.