1 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,874 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:11,610 TONIGHT -- KATE HUDSON, 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,479 DOMINIQUE FISHBACK, AND MUSIC FROM EVANESCENCE. 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:19,151 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,887 >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYONE, I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:21,956 --> 00:00:22,755 I'M THE HOST. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:23,889 IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. WE'RE IN HOLLYWOOD. 8 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,558 IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT 9 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:35,301 I AM READY TO PARTY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 10 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,838 I'M NOT REALLY, I'M NOT. I'M GOING TO GO HOME, READ E 11 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,906 MAYS, EAT A BUNCH OF PEANUT BUTTER, AND GO TO SLEEP. 12 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:46,311 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 13 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:50,916 BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING -- I NOTICE THE 14 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:54,319 HALF-EMPTY BOTTLE OF DON JULIO ON THE BAR. 15 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:56,389 >> Guillermo: ALMOST GONE. >> Jimmy: ALMOST GONE. 16 00:00:56,391 --> 00:01:00,058 >> Guillermo: YES, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: IN THE EVENT, I HOPE 17 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:07,133 YOU BROUGHT YOUR LOFTER TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 18 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,734 IT'S BEEN FREEZING AROUND THE COUNTRY. 19 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,736 IT'S LIKE THE FINAL SEASON OF "GAME OF THRONES." 20 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:12,871 IN MOST PLACES. THE GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S SUPPOSED 21 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,742 TO START WARMING UP, BUT UNTIL IT DOES, WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO 22 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,944 OUR NATION'S WEATHERPEOPLE, SAYING "WOW!" 23 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:24,350 >> IT HAS BEEN A HECK OF A STRETCH OF WEATHER ACROSS OUR 24 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,018 AREA, WOW. >> THESE ARE ICICLES, WOW, LOOK 25 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,421 AT HOW COLD IT IS. >> LOW TEMPERATURES, WOW. 26 00:01:28,423 --> 00:01:30,823 >> 3 DEGREES, WOW. >> WOW IS IT COLD. 27 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:31,824 >> WOW IT'S COLD. >> WOW. 28 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,025 >> WOW. >> WOW. 29 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:35,427 >> WOW. >> WOW. 30 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,896 >> WOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 31 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,163 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES "WOW" COVERS IT. 32 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:42,367 SO MANY AMERICANS ARE WITHOUT POWER RIGHT NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF 33 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:44,636 ANYONE IS EVEN WATCHING US. [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:45,571 TEXAS IS GETTING THE WORST OF IT. 35 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,907 165,000 HOMES STILL DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY. 36 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:50,509 POOR TED CRUZ HAD TO KEEP WARM LAST NIGHT BY BUNDLING UP IN THE 37 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,245 ROBES HE STOLE FROM THE RITZ CARLTON IN CANCUN. 38 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:58,183 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 39 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:01,653 FLYIN' TED IS LAYING LOW, AS THE FALLOUT CONTINUES FROM HIS 40 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:05,925 18-HOUR VACATION. BUT HE GOT A BIG VOTE OF 41 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:10,929 CONFIDENCE FROM DONALD TRUMP. NO, NOT THAT DONALD TRUMP. 42 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,531 THE JUNIOR DONALD TRUMP. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,336 >> OBVIOUSLY WE UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES THE OPTICS OF THAT. 44 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:21,540 RIGHT NOW ISN'T IDEAL. BUT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF 45 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:28,747 THINGS, HE'S A SENATOR. HE DOESN'T MANAGE CRISISES IN 46 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:31,349 STATES, THAT'S A GOVERNOR'S JOB. HE'S A FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, THEY 47 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:35,020 MOSTLY VOTE ON THINGS. SO I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP ON THIS 48 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:39,224 BANDWAGON OF TRYING TO CANCEL THE GUY FOR TAKING HIS KIDS ON A 49 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,160 VACATION. AGAIN, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE IDEAL 50 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,763 TIME. QUITE CERTAINLY IT'S NOT. 51 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,098 BUT, LIKE, GIVE ME A BREAK. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:49,769 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH BREAKS IN YOUR 53 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,769 LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:54,506 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MEANWHILE, ALEXANDRIA 55 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,909 OCASIO-CORTEZ, WHO DOESN'T EVEN REPRESENT TEXAS, MANAGED TO 56 00:02:57,979 --> 00:03:01,781 SPEND THE LAST FEW DAYS RAISING $2 MILLION TO HELP TEXANS IN 57 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,316 NEED. BUT GO ON WITH THE THING ABOUT 58 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,318 TED CRUZ. >> LET'S BE REAL, I'M HAPPY TO 59 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,455 CALL OUT SOMEONE, EVEN THE PEOPLE ON OUR SIDE, IF THEY 60 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,657 SCREW UP. BUT HONESTLY, IN MY OPINION, 61 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,325 THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IT'S MILLER 62 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,660 TIME RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:18,264 IT'S TIME TO THROW A FEW BACK, AND SHOOT A VIDEO ON MY TOILET 64 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,398 CAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:24,803 >> IF I WERE A TRUMP, WHICH I AM, YOU KNOW, I'D COME UP WITH A 66 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,206 NICKNAME FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 67 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:30,142 LIKE MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, CANCUN CRUZ. 68 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,480 IT'S FUNNY, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,882 >> Jimmy: YES. IT'S HILARIOUS. 70 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,283 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT, YOU KNOW? 71 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:41,153 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD OPEN A 72 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,421 NICKNAME SHOP. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:47,226 WAS HE IN THE TEQUILA WITH YOU? >> Guillermo: NO, HE WAS GONE 74 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:50,629 CRAZY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 75 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,164 TED CRUZ MIGHT NOT EVEN GET THE AWARD FOR DUMBEST POLITICIAN IN 76 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,232 THE LONE STAR STATE THIS WEEK. THERE ARE A NUMBER OF WORTHWHILE 77 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:56,568 NOMINEES, LED BY LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR DAN PATRICK. 78 00:03:56,637 --> 00:04:01,574 LIEUTENANT DAN WAS ON WITH LAURA INGRAHAM LAST NIGHT, AND THESE 79 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,841 GUYS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,509 THE GOVERNOR, LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, WHILE PEOPLE 81 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:08,581 ARE FREEZING LITERALLY TO DEATH IN THEIR STATE, THEY ARE VERY 82 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,116 BUSY TRYING TO BLAME IT ON WINDMILLS. 83 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,853 >> WIND AND SOLAR COMBINED IS ABOUT 23%. 84 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,722 AT YOUR BEST DAY. IN OTHER WORDS, A FEW DAYS A 85 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,391 YEAR. BUT DURING THE WINTERTIME, 86 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,660 BECAUSE THE SUN'S NOT OUT AS MUCH AND THE WIND DOES NOT BLOW 87 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:30,336 AS MUCH, WE WERE COUNTING ON 12%, MAYBE 14%. 88 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,537 WE WERE 2% BECAUSE THE TURBINES WERE FROZEN. 89 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:37,475 THE LESSON IS WE CANNOT GO DOWN THIS ROAD OF GREEN ENERGY. 90 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,945 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T GO DOWN ANY ROADS BECAUSE YOUR STREETS 91 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,682 AREN'T PLOWED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BUY SNOWPLOWS AND YOU FORGOT TO 92 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,151 GREASE THE WINDMILLS. SO MAYBE TAKE A BREAK FROM 93 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:51,890 SETTING THE PLANET ON FIRE AND WE CANNOT GO DOWN THE ROAD OF 94 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,559 GREEN ENERGY, GOD FORBID WE DID THAT. 95 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,893 [ LAUGHTER ] IN HAPPIER ENVIRONMENT NEWS, AS 96 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:59,899 OF TODAY, THE UNITED STATES HAS OFFICIALLY REJOINED THE PARIS 97 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,434 CLIMATE ACCORD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 98 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:05,704 AND NOT ONLY THAT, TO GET MORE YOUNG PEOPLE INVOLVED, THEY'RE 99 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:10,643 GOING TO BE CALLING IT "THE EMILY IN PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD." 100 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:13,379 PAREE? [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:17,650 PRESIDENT BIDEN IS REINSERTING US BACK INTO EVERYTHING TRUMP 102 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,051 PULLED OUT OF. THE PARIS ACCORD, THE IRAN 103 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:23,589 NUCLEAR DEAL, THE W.H.O., LOOK OUTER, STORMY DANIELS, YOU MIGHT 104 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,924 BE NEXT. [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,659 HAVING DONALD TRUMP AS OUR PRESIDENT WAS LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE 106 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:31,330 IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO HATES ALL YOUR FRIENDS. 107 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:37,269 YOU CAN'T DO THINGS WITH, LIKE, GERMANY OR CANADA, BECAUSE YOUR 108 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,738 TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND MADE IT SO MISERABLE. 109 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,808 BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE BROKEN UP, YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH YOUR 110 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,010 FRIENDS AGAIN. YOU'RE BACK ON THE TEXT CHAIN. 111 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,345 THEY KNEW HE WASN'T RIGHT FOR US. 112 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,279 WE JUST HAD TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR OURSELVES. 113 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:49,882 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 114 00:05:49,884 --> 00:05:54,286 HERE'S ANOTHER PROMISING DEVELOPMENT. 115 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,288 SCIENTISTS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CLONED 116 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,891 AN ENDANGERED SPECIES FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. 117 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,359 THIS ADORABLE LITTLE CREATURE IS A CLONE. 118 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,961 A BLACK FOOTED FERRET NAMED "ELIZABETH ANN." 119 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:09,568 ELIZABETH WAS BORN TO A SURROGATE MOTHER, SAME ONE THAT 120 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:10,435 CARRIED ONE OF THE KARDASHIAN BABIES. 121 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,770 [ LAUGHTER ] SCIENTISTS HOPE SHE WILL 122 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,706 EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO MATE, AND HELP RESCUE HER SPECIES FROM THE 123 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:20,178 BRINK OF EXTINCTION. WHEN IS A LOT OF PRESSURE TO PUT 124 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,113 ON A KID. [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:06:22,183 --> 00:06:26,318 THE WAY THEY DID IT IS CRAZY. THEY DID NOT WANT TO DIP INTO 126 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,121 THE GENE POOL. I THINK THERE ARE ONLY A FEW OF 127 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:32,057 THESE FERRETS LEFT. SO THEY CLONED A FERRET THAT 128 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,193 DIED 30 YEARS AGO, SOMEBODY SAVED THE FERRET JUICE OR 129 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,195 SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:37,262 WHEN SHE CAME OUT, SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY! 131 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:40,131 LET'S GRAB SOME NEW COKES AND WATCH 'THE COSBY SHOW!'" 132 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:45,404 [ LAUGHTER ] SO SOME GOOD NEWS, FINALLY, FOR 133 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,473 THE BLACK-FOOTED FERRET. ALTHOUGH -- SHOULD WE BE CLONING 134 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,541 ANIMALS THAT SPRINT UP YOUR SHORTS AND CLAW THEIR WAY OUT 135 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,744 YOUR FLY HOLE? [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:56,348 IN FLORIDA, WHERE SOMETHING WEIRD IS ALWAYS HAPPENING, TWO 137 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,816 YOUNG WOMEN WERE BUSTED FOR TRYING TO DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS 138 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,351 OLD LADIES, IN ORDER TO GET THE VACCINE. 139 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,888 THE WOMEN, ONE IN HER 30s, THE OTHER IN HER 40s, PUT ON BONNETS 140 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:07,559 AND GLASSES, AND SHOWED UP AT THE VACCINATION SITE. 141 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:11,563 THEY ARE THERE, THELMA AND FLU-ISE. 142 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,499 [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THAT A BONNET WAS PART OF 143 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,768 THE DISGUISE, THAT'S HOW BUGS BUNNY WOULD DRESS AS AN OLD 144 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,371 PERSON TO SNEAK IN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 145 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,505 THEY HAVEN'T YET FIGURED OUT WHAT THE PENALTY WILL BE. 146 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,575 POLICE CITED THEM FOR TRESPASSING, BUT THE INTERESTING 147 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,111 THING IS THEY WERE TRYING TO GET THEIR SECOND DOSE, WHICH MEANS 148 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,914 THE FIRST TIME THEY DID THIS, IT WORKED. 149 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,850 [ LAUGHTER ] THE STAFF KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP 150 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,053 WHEN THEY NOTICED TWO OLD WOMEN WHO WEREN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT 151 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,922 HOW LONG THE LINE WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,323 AND CALLED THE POLICE. WHAT A STORY. 153 00:07:38,392 --> 00:07:42,328 SOMEONE GET TYLER PERRY ON THE LINE. 154 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:47,665 "MADEA GETS MODERNA!" THAT'S A HIT, I MEAN, WHEN THE 155 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,934 THEATERS OPEN -- [ APPLAUSE ] 156 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:52,137 IN VIRGINIA, ONE STATE SENATOR IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION 157 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:56,274 FOR HER STRONG OPPOSITION TO MASKS. 158 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:57,543 AMANDA CHASE, WHO BILLS HERSELF AS "TRUMP IN HEELS," IS A 159 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,412 VIRGINIA STATE SENATOR AND A FRONTRUNNER TO BE THE REPUBLICAN 160 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,348 CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR. SHE'S DUMB. 161 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:08,487 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WON'T WEAR A MASK. 162 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,423 AND SINCE SHE WON'T WEAR THE MASKS THEY PUT HER IN A 163 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,425 PLEXIGLASS BOX AT THE MEETINGS. [ APPLAUSE ] 164 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,627 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE LIKE AMANDA 165 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:22,367 CHASE, INSPIRING YOUNG KARENS AROUND THE WORLD, WE DECIDED TO 166 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:29,308 MAKE A NEW LINE OF DOLLS OUT OF THE WOMEN WHO MAY TTEL IT LIKE 167 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,443 IS. >> KAREN, THE DOLL COLLECTION. 168 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,846 ♪ SO MANY CHOICES >> EXPRESS YOURSELF! 169 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,047 ♪ ♪ WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER 170 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,051 >> SO MANY KARENS TO CHOOSE FROM. 171 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,653 COURTSIDE KAREN. >> F-U, LeBRON! 172 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,055 >> DOG AWARE KAREN. >> THERE'S AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN 173 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:48,193 MAN THREATENING MY LIFE! >> STORM THE CAPITOL KAREN. 174 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,461 >> NANCY PELOSI EATS BABIES FOR BRUNCH! 175 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:53,599 >> BARBECUE KAREN. >> I'M CALLING THE POLICE AGAIN. 176 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,602 >> QANON CONGRESSWOMAN KAREN. >> WILDFIRES WERE CAUSED BY 177 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:59,671 JEWISH SPACE LASERS! PEW PEW PEW! 178 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:04,676 >> COURTROOM KAREN. >> I'M NOT DAY DRUNK, YOU'RE DAY 179 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,944 DRUNK. >> AND TRADER JOE'S KAREN. 180 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:11,216 >> I'M NOT WEARING A MASK AT TRADER JOE'S, I HAVE A BREATHING 181 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,352 PROBLEM! >> EACH INFLEXIBLE DOLL COMES 182 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:18,223 WITH BOOT-CUT JEANS, A FLIP PHONE, AND PLENTY OF PRIVILEGE 183 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:22,227 TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN SHE SEES SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS. 184 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,965 COLLECT THEM ALL BEFORE THE DEMOCRATS STEAL THEM. 185 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,301 KAREN MASK NOT SOLD SEPARATELY, BECAUSE SCIENCE IS FAKE AND 186 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,236 SHE'S AN AMERICAN, NOT A [ BLEEP ] SHEEP. 187 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:34,706 >> IT'S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT! >> SHE'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST. 188 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,977 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THE 189 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,180 ABSOLUTE WORST, THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN DREADING ALL 190 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,315 WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,050 WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO DO. 192 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,853 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE, GUILLERMO? 193 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,521 >> Guillermo: NO, JIMMY, I DON'T. 194 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,324 >> Jimmy: AFTER ALMOST A YEAR IN LOCKDOWN, MY WIFE HAS DECIDED I 195 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,527 HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF. SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO GET RID OF 196 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,729 MY STUFF. SHE CAME UP WITH A GAME TO HELP 197 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:02,134 ME. IT'S CALLED "WIN JIMMY'S CRAP." 198 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,735 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. 199 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,204 LET'S MEET OUR HOST FOR THE SHOW, MY WIFE MOLLY. 200 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,740 HELLO, MOLLY. >> HI, JIMMY. 201 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,543 >> Jimmy: HI. >> HOW'S IT GOING? 202 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,678 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING ALL RIGHT. EXPLAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. 203 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:18,483 >> WELL, TODAY WHILE YOU WERE AT WORK DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO 204 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:21,553 HERE, I WAS AT HOME FINDING ALL YOUR STUFF. 205 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,622 AND I BROUGHT IT IN HERE. THE CRAP I REALLY HATE. 206 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,692 AND I'M GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY TONIGHT. 207 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,825 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 208 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,695 WELL, AND I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S PICKED. 209 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:35,967 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, YOU DON'T. 210 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,303 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE WORST PART OF THE WHOLE THING. 211 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:43,041 >> LET'S MEET OUR FIRST CON CONT 212 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:43,841 CONTESTANT! HI. 213 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:47,045 >> HEY, JIMMY. HEY, MOLLY. 214 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,780 HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, Y'ALL! 215 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,182 >> Jimmy: HERBIE, ARE YOU A REAL PERSON OR A CARTOON? 216 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,386 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT? 217 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,522 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST SEEM VERY UPBEAT. 218 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:58,590 VERY, VERY UPBEAT. I'M SORRY, I'M ALREADY IN A 219 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,391 NASTY MOOD. >> I ALREADY LIKE HERBIE MORE 220 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:04,796 THAN YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 221 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:07,666 >> Jimmy: WHICH OF MY CHERISHED BELONGINGS IS HERBIE PLAYING 222 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,800 FOR? >> LET ME SHOW YOU. 223 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:13,138 >> OH, THIS IS EXCITING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR YOU, HERBIE. 224 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:13,739 >> HERBIE, YOU ARE PLAYING FOR -- 225 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,741 >> Jimmy: NO, NO! NO WAY. 226 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:20,946 NO WAY. NO. 227 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,348 I'VE HAD THOSE -- THOSE ARE MY FOURTH OF JULY SHOES! 228 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,817 >> YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT ANYMORE. 229 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,086 NOT ANYMORE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: OH, NO! 230 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,488 >> I AM WEARING THOSE AT THE COOKOUT. 231 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,224 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, HERBIE, WHAT 232 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:36,161 SIZE SHOE ARE YOU? >> DOESN'T MATTER. 233 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,763 BIGGER THAN YOURS, PROBABLY. >> 13. 234 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,230 >> Jimmy: 13? ARE YOU REALLY A 13? 235 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,633 >> NO. I'M A 9. 236 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,436 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, ALL RIGHT. WELL, THOSE ARE A SIZE 11. 237 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:48,172 SO I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GOING TO FIT, HERBIE. 238 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,641 >> GOOD LORD. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 239 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,977 >> THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE AMERICA, THESE SHOES. 240 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,112 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT. 241 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,715 >> Jimmy: WHAT NOW? >> I'M GOING TO ASK HERBIE A 242 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:57,783 QUESTION. IF HE ANSWERS CORRECTLY, HE GETS 243 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,919 TO TAKE THESE HOME. >> Jimmy: WHAT IF HE GETS THEM 244 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,255 WRONG? I GET TO KEEP THEM, YES? 245 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,391 >> NO. HERBIE, NAME ANY PERSON LIVING 246 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,529 OR DEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:14,599 >> HM. LIVE ORGANIZE DEAD? 248 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:18,737 >> LIVING OR DEAD, HERBIE. >> I'VE GOT TO GO WITH MY 249 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,540 FAVORITE GIRL, RIHANNA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 250 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,475 >> CONGRATULATIONS. I LOVE RIHANNA TOO. 251 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:26,210 >> Jimmy: OH, NO! >> THERE YOU ARE. 252 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,413 >> I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU! 253 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,682 >> Jimmy: HERBIE, TAKE CARE OF THOSE, HERBIE. 254 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,618 >> I'M SORRY, HERBIE. >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS A STUPID 255 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,820 GAME. [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,622 >> YOU'RE A STUPID MAN. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 257 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:41,693 >> I AM SUNSHINE! >> HI, SUNSHINE. 258 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,428 >> GOOD TO MEET YOU, GIRL. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 259 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,897 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> I AM FROM HERE. 260 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,099 >> AWESOME, SO ARE WE. NOT REALLY. 261 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,567 >> Jimmy: HI, SUNSHINE. >> HI, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 262 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,637 >> Jimmy: BAD, REALLY BAD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE 263 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:57,242 IT WORSE, SUNSHINE? YOU CAN WIN THIS. 264 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,843 WHAT IS THIS? >> Jimmy: OH -- WAIT A MINUTE, 265 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,179 NOW. HOLD ON. 266 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,247 THAT WAS A GIFT. >> WELL, NOW IT'S A REGIFT. 267 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:07,652 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GIFT FROM 268 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,521 MICHAEL WALL, OUR LAWYER HERE ON THE SHOW, AND I'VE BEEN SAVING 269 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:13,325 IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 270 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:18,730 >> MICHAEL WALL, YOU'RE FIRED. AND SUNSHINE, THIS CAN BE YOURS 271 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:21,333 IF YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY. 272 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:25,203 >> Jimmy: IT'S A CHALKBOARD, SUNSHINE, YOU CAN WRITE ANYTHING 273 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,872 YOU WANT ON THAT. >> YOU CAN WRITE, LIKE, "I WANT 274 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,942 A DIVORCE" ON IT. QUESTION TWO. 275 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:34,612 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHAT SIDE FOOD IS A NUMBER 276 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,550 ONE SELLER AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR? 277 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,351 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT SO EASY. 278 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,221 >> SUNSHINE, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THE QUESTION, OKAY? 279 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,891 >> Jimmy: OH NO. NOW IT'S NOT FAIR. 280 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,158 >> PONDER HARD ABOUT THE QUESTION. 281 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,095 WHAT IS THE NUMBER ONE SELLING FRIED FOOD AT THE IOWA STATE 282 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:57,635 FAIR? >> HM. 283 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,572 IS IT A CORN DOG? >> YES, IT IS. 284 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,706 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: GOOD-BYE, MR. PIG. 285 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:03,708 >> BYE, WHATEVER THIS IS. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, 286 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:07,111 SUNSHINE. >> THANK YOU, SUNSHINE. 287 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:10,515 >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE HONEST, I WASN'T THAT 288 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,850 SAD TO SEE THAT ONE GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 289 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,385 >> ME NEITHER, JIMMY. ME NEITHER. 290 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,455 ALL RIGHT, NEXT CONTESTANT. >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 291 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,125 >> HI. >> Jimmy: HI, VIVIAN? 292 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,393 >> YEAH, VIVIAN. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF 293 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,660 THIS CRAP. >> I DO, I DO. 294 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:25,930 >> NO, SHE DOESN'T, BUT SHE'S GOING TO GO HOME WITH IT ANYWAY. 295 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:32,337 >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR VIVIAN? 296 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:36,340 >> WHY DO WE HAVE THESE? >> Jimmy: OH! 297 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,675 OKAY. I'M OKAY WITH THIS. 298 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,144 BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT MY GOLF CLUBS. 299 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:44,282 >> NO, THEY'RE NOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 300 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:48,687 >> YOU SOMEHOW AGREED TO LET YOUR MANAGER, JAMES "BABY DOLL" 301 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,489 DIXON, KEEP FOUR SETS OF GOLF CLUBS IN OUR HOUSE. 302 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,958 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHY? 303 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,293 I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE OF THOSE, 304 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,695 TWO OF THOSE SETS ARE MINE. BUT YEAH, OKAY. 305 00:14:56,697 --> 00:14:58,697 >> ARE THEY? ARE THEY? 306 00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,965 HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED GOLF? >> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY. 307 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,302 >> NO, YOU HAVEN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:08,173 >> I HAVEN'T PLAYED GOLF EITHER, I'M WILLING TO LEARN. 309 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,443 >> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THIS PAIR OF 310 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,311 GOLF CLUBS? I FOUND A LITTLE WEED IN ONE OF 311 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,314 THE POCKETS. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID? 312 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,382 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, I DID. 313 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:22,787 I BELIEVE THAT BELONGS TO JAMES "BABY DOLL" DIXON. 314 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:26,791 I ALSO KNOW HE'S BEEN PLAYING AT TRUMP NATIONAL GOLF CLUB. 315 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,662 [ LAUGHTER AND MOANS ] >> Jimmy: THOSE MAY PREDATE THE 316 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,998 PRESIDENCY. AND ALSO PREDATE LEGALIZED 317 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,066 MARIJUANA. BUT GO AHEAD. 318 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:39,471 >> THIS IS SUCH A NICE GIFT, I'M GOING TO ASK A VERY TOUGH 319 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,739 QUESTION. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD, 320 00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:46,143 ALL RIGHT. >> WHO WON THE 2005 GRAMMY AWARD 321 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:50,081 FOR BEST SPOKEN WORD ALBUM? NOW I DON'T WANT YOU TO ANSWER 322 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,884 RIGHT AWAY, VIVIAN. I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT. 323 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,154 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AROUND. I WANT YOU TO THINK. 324 00:15:56,223 --> 00:16:03,695 [ APPLAUSE ] WHO WON THAT GRAMMY, VIVIAN? 325 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,565 >> BARACK OBAMA. >> YES! 326 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,632 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 327 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,301 >> CONGRATULATIONS! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU 328 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,571 GO. WELL, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE 329 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,705 EVER PLAY "WIN JIMMY'S CRAP." THANK YOU, MOLLY. 330 00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:18,844 >> WE WILL DO IT ONCE A MONTH. I'M GOING TO SPOKE POT WITH 331 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,712 VIVIAN! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU AND 332 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,913 VIVIAN HEAD TO THE DRIVING RANGE. 333 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW 334 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,450 FOR YOU TONIGHT. DOMINIQUE FISHBACK IS WITH US. 335 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,453 MUSIC FROM EVANESCENCE. AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH KATE 336 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,156 HUDSON, SO STICK AROUND! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 337 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,801 ♪ >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. 338 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:49,274 TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MOVIE JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH," 339 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,542 DOMINIQUE FISHBACK IS WITH US. THEN LATER, THEIR ALBUM IS 340 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,478 CALLED "THE BITTER TRUTH." IT COMES OUT MARCH 26th, MUSIC 341 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,012 FROM EVANESCENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 342 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:59,084 NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS WITH GUESTS INCLUDING HUGH 343 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:02,621 GRANT, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS, JENNIFER CONNELLY, STEVE HARVEY, 344 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:07,625 SOLEIL MOON FRYE, MICHAEL PEÑA, KEVIN GARNETT, WITH MUSIC FROM 345 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:13,164 PASSENGER, LORD HURON, TOBY NWIGWE, AND AVA MAX. 346 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,365 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 347 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:21,639 THERE ARE VERY FEW MEMBERS OF OUR FIRST GUEST'S FAMILY WE 348 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,707 HAVEN'T HAD ON THE SHOW, MAYBE AN COUSIN IN FLORIDA OR AN UNCLE 349 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,908 IN NEW JERSEY. SHE'S A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNER WHO 350 00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,843 IS NOMINATED AGAIN FOR HER STARRING ROLE IN THE NEW MUSICAL 351 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,979 DRAMA "MUSIC." IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS AND 352 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,848 AVAILABLE ON DEMAND NOW. PLEASE WELCOME KATE HUDSON. 353 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, KATE HUDSON. 354 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,720 >> HI, HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? 355 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,056 >> I'M REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 356 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,392 >> I PUT ON MY SEQUINS FOR YOU TONIGHT. 357 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,861 I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE I'M THERE. 358 00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,929 >> Jimmy: I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE I THINK 359 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,065 A LOT OF PEOPLE, MYSELF INCLUDED, WHEN YOU DO AN 360 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,268 INTERVIEW FROM YOUR HOUSE, YOU JUST WEAR WHATEVER WAS IN YOUR 361 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,869 HOUSE. >> YEAH, WELL, I DON'T HAVE 362 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,138 SHOES ON. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 363 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,474 >> BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I WENT THERE, I REALLY WENT THERE. 364 00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,544 AND I'M ACTUALLY COMING AT YOU FROM MY PARENTS' BEDROOM. 365 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:05,350 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY? >> RIGHT BEFORE I WAS DOING 366 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,421 THIS, KURT WAS NAPPING. AND I WAS LIKE, POP, PLEASE JUST 367 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:13,224 STAY THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,492 SO I COULD HAVE DONE ONE OF THESE, YOU KNOW? 369 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,695 I COULD HAVE GONE -- THERE'S MY DAD. 370 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,833 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE LEFT. 371 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,902 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T BLAME HIM. 372 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,837 >> HE'S LIKE, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT. 373 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,172 >> Jimmy: YEAH. EVERYTHING'S GOOD WITH YOU? 374 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,307 YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WOULD ENJOY BEING 375 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:36,915 LOCKED DOWN. >> OH, YOU KNOW -- TI DID FOR A 376 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,385 LITTLE BIT. I ENJOYED IT ACTUALLY A LOT. 377 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,853 THEN I DIDN'T. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. 378 00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:44,189 >> AND THEN I WAS -- THEN I REALLY DIDN'T. 379 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,857 WHICH IS WHEN THE DRINKING STARTS. 380 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,525 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. 381 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:54,465 >> BUT YOU KNOW, AT CHRISTMAS, I -- AND OH, AND NOW I -- YOU 382 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:58,670 KNOW, AT CHRISTMAS I GOT INTO -- BACK INTO VINYL. 383 00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:05,010 AND THAT'S KIND OF MADE THESE LAST KIND OF -- 384 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,811 >> Jimmy: YOU MEAN FURNITURE OR RECORDS? 385 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,746 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WHAT DID I SAY? 386 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,882 >> Jimmy: YOU SAID VINYL. I WAS BEING FUNNY. 387 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:16,154 >> OH, RECORD PLAYER. SO I -- YEAH, I ALWAYS LOVED 388 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:20,291 LISTENING TO RECORDS. AND THEN I HAVE THIS VERY 389 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,161 EXTENSIVE RECORD COLLECTION. AND THEN FOR CHRISTMAS, THAT WAS 390 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:26,964 WHAT I WANTED. I WAS LIKE, I WOULD LOVE A NEW 391 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,567 TURNTABLE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY FAMILY. 392 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,504 MY KIDS AND DANNY ALL GOT ME A TURNTABLE. 393 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,306 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. >> THAT'S REALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN 394 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:39,644 DOING NOW. THAT'S SAVED THESE LAST COUPLE 395 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,313 OF MONTHS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE LIKE 396 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,915 CRATES OF RECORDS? >> I USED TO BEFORE I GOT 397 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,717 DIVORCED, THEN HE TOOK THEM. >> Jimmy: OH. 398 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,986 >> NO, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY. 399 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,055 >> Jimmy: WHOSE WERE THEY, THOUGH? 400 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,458 WERE THEY YOURS? >> CHRIS -- WELL, OKAY. 401 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,526 IT'S COMPLICATED. [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:19:54,594 --> 00:20:00,064 THAT'S COMPLICATED. BUT IT'S THE ONLY THING HE TOOK. 403 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,866 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> SO IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS 404 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:05,736 WHERE I REMEMBER LIKE, OH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY START KIND OF 405 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,938 GETTING OUR OWN PLACES. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 406 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,541 >> HE JUST WENT, TOOK HIS RECORDS, AND LEFT EVERYTHING 407 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,809 ELSE. LIKE HIS CLOTHES. 408 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,612 I'D BE LIKE, DO YOU WANT YOUR CLOTHES? 409 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,415 NOPE, NOPE. HE DOESN'T WANT IT. 410 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,618 HIS RECORDS. SO I'VE SLOWLY BEEN 411 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,620 RECOLLECTING. >> Jimmy: DOES HE BY ANY CHANCE, 412 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,622 DID HE LEAVE BEHIND A SCULPTURE OF A PIG WITH A CHALKBOARD? 413 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:30,228 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IF SO, I'M IN THE MARKET 414 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:33,898 FOR ONE. >> NO. 415 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:38,569 I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE. BUT YOU KNOW, IT HAS BEEN A 416 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,571 REALLY INTERESTING TIME, HASN'T IT? 417 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,974 >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT'S KIND OF LIKE REDIRECTED 418 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,975 SO MANY THINGS FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. 419 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,644 FOR ME IT'S BEEN LISTENING TO MUSIC. 420 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:51,182 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU AT ALL WORRIED ABOUT WHEN IT'S OVER, NOT BEING 421 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,051 ABLE TO TRANSITION BACK INTO NORMAL SOCIETY? 422 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,054 >> YES. >> Jimmy: I AM TOO. 423 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,724 I HAVE A WEIRD FEAR. AND I'VE GOTTEN USED TO JUST 424 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,527 GOING HOME AND DOING NOTHING EVERY NIGHT. 425 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:04,729 >> I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: NOW I DON'T KNOW IF 426 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:08,800 I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO, WHAT DO THEY CALL THOSE -- 427 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:09,667 PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:10,935 >> YEAH, YEAH. THE THING IS, THOUGH, I LOVE 429 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,872 PEOPLE. SO I DO HAVE MOMENTS WHERE I 430 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,742 MISS THE CONNECTION. I MISS -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS? 431 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:23,280 I MISS GOING TO A BAR WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS, HAVING SOME 432 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,351 ENERGY AROUND, AND A DRINK. BUT I'M NOT -- AS EXTROVERTED AS 433 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,221 PEOPLE THINK I AM, I'M REALLY NOT THAT EXTROVERTED. 434 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,624 I LIKE MY SMALL GROUPS. I LIKE BEING AT HOME. 435 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,294 I'M A BIT OF A HOMEBODY, YOU KNOW. 436 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:40,298 AND, LIKE -- YEAH, A DREAM NIGHT FOR ME IS TWO FRIENDS, AN 437 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,166 EDIBLE, AND A RECORD PLAYER. [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:48,773 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT IS MY IDEA OF A GREAT 439 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:49,641 NIGHT. SO THIS LITTLE POD WORLD IS GOOD 440 00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:52,777 FOR ME. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 441 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,514 THE POD WORLD AND THE POT WORLD HAVE KIND OF COME TOGETHER. 442 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,784 >> ALL WE'VE EVER BEEN. >> Jimmy: TO GET US THROUGH 443 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,921 THIS. >> THAT'S ALL WE'VE EVER BEEN, 444 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,188 JIMMY, PODS AND POT. >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING 445 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:08,726 ABOUT THE RECORDS, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT PUTTING THAT 446 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:09,927 STYLUS RIGHT THERE, THAT SOUND -- 447 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:14,999 >> OH, THE GOOD SPEAKER. >> Jimmy: NOT BEING ABLE TO SKIP 448 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,802 SO QUICKLY LIKE WE CAN NOW. >> YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT IT -- 449 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:22,273 YOU KNOW, THE IDEA OF SITTING AND LISTENING TO A RECORD AND 450 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,407 HEARING THE STORYTELLING ASPECT OF IT. 451 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,611 I MEAN, THAT TO ME IS -- IS THE BEST. 452 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:31,482 >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE ALBUM, YEAH. >> THE WHOLE ALBUM. 453 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,552 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT LIKE TWO-PART ALBUMS, YOU KNOW -- I 454 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:39,156 MEAN, WHEN I WAS -- YOU KNOW, CHRIS AND I, WE USED TO SIT AND 455 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:42,627 LISTEN TO RECORDS. WE LISTENED TO THE ENTIRE JIMMY 456 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:48,032 PAGE -- SORRY, JIMI HENDRIX BOX SET ON VINYL. 457 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,501 AND IT WAS, LIKE, FIVE RECORDS, YOU KNOW? 458 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,771 THAT'S HOW WEIRD WE GOT. >> Jimmy: THOSE MUST HAVE BEEN 459 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,972 SOME GOOD-SIZED GUMMYS YOU HAD THEN. 460 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:59,710 [ LAUGHTER ] GUMMY BEARS. 461 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,979 ALL RIGHT. KATE HUDSON, HER NEW MOVIE IS 462 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,448 CALLED "MUSIC." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KATE 463 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,917 AFTER THIS! >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 464 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,451 KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY TUBI. 465 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,388 THE STREAMING SERVICE THAT BRINGS YOU YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES 466 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,556 AND SHOWS FOR FREE. ♪ I WON'T LET YOU DOWN WE'RE 467 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:36,213 TOGETHER NOW ♪ ♪ AND IN THIS SYMPHONY I'LL HOLD 468 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:50,695 YOU CLOSE TO ME ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 469 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:56,634 >> Jimmy: THAT IS KATE HUDSON IN THE MOVIE "MUSIC" DIRECTED BY 470 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,970 SIA. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 471 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:00,304 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT MUST BE 472 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:07,578 INTIMIDATING TO SING A SIA SONG IN FRONT OF SIA. 473 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,181 >> OH, SO MUCH -- WHEN SHE SENT US THE SONGS IT WAS HER SINGING 474 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,316 THEM. >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. 475 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:14,852 >> WE LISTENED AND GO, OKAY. THEN YOU SHOW UP IN THE BOOTH 476 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,523 AND YOU'RE KIND OF -- YES, DEFINITELY INTIMIDATING. 477 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:22,326 BUT SHE IS NOT AN INTIMIDATING PERSON, SHE'S LOVELY AND 478 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:23,127 BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: SHE IS A LOVELY 479 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,328 PERSON. THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICISM 480 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:28,666 OF THE MOVIE FROM, AMONG OTHERS, THE AUTISM COMMUNITY. 481 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,668 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THE 482 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,537 MESSAGE, THE INTENDED MESSAGE OF THE FILM, WAS EXPRESSED IN THE 483 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:44,148 WAY YOU'D HOPED IT WOULD BE? >> I MEAN, I WOULD -- I HOPE SO. 484 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,951 I THINK WHEN PEOPLE SEE THE FILM, YOU KNOW, THAT THEY WILL 485 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,019 SEE THE AMOUNT OF LOVE AND SENSITIVITY THAT WAS PUT INTO 486 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:56,293 IT. BUT -- BUT IT IS AN IMPORTANT 487 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:59,430 CONVERSATION TO HAVE. AND -- YOU KNOW, NOT JUST ABOUT 488 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:02,166 THIS MOVIE BUT AS A WHOLE, YOU KNOW, ABOUT REPRESENTATION, YOU 489 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:05,903 KNOW. FOR ME, WHEN I -- WHEN I HEAR 490 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,573 THAT THERE'S ANYBODY THAT FEELS LEFT OUT, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 491 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,710 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU GO INTO A MOVIE WITH ONLY 492 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,445 THE BEST INTENTIONS, OBVIOUSLY. AND THEN -- 493 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,248 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN IF IT 494 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:20,651 DOESN'T -- REACTION TO IT IS ANYTHING LESS THAN POSITIVE, 495 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:25,390 WHICH FOR YOU BY THE WAY, IT HAS BEEN VERY POSITIVE. 496 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,657 YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE FOR THIS. 497 00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:30,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH, I'M SO -- I'M REALLY 498 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:34,465 EXCITED. I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING IT AT 499 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,200 ALL. AND IT WAS VERY EXCITING. 500 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:39,236 AND JUST TO FINISH MY POINT -- >> Jimmy: OH, SORRY. 501 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:44,408 >> NO, NO, IT'S IMPORTANT. NOBODY HAS REALLY ASKED ME THAT. 502 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:49,547 AND I THINK THAT I'VE, YOU KNOW -- I'VE ONLY BEEN ASKED TO 503 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:52,550 SORT OF COMMENT ON IT THROUGH A QUOTE. 504 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:57,355 AND IT'S NOT A SOUND BITE CONVERSATION. 505 00:25:57,357 --> 00:26:03,627 I THINK IT'S AN ONGOING, IMPORTANT DIALOGUE TO BE HAD 506 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:10,568 ABOUT NEURO TYPICAL ACTORS PORTRAYING NEURO DIVERGENT 507 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,904 ACTORS. IT'S IMPORTANT ONE TO HAVE WITH 508 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,973 EXPERTS AND REALLY ENGAGE IN THE CONVERSATION. 509 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,108 SO I ENCOURAGE IT, REALLY, TRULY. 510 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:23,848 I THINK JUST TO SAY, YOU KNOW, THAT WE ARE LISTENING. 511 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,183 AND IT'S -- IT'S AN IMPORTANT DIALOGUE TO HAVE. 512 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:29,520 SO I JUST WANTED TO FINISH. >> Jimmy: NO, I UNDERSTAND, YES. 513 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:37,662 IT'S AN ODD POSITION TO BE IN. AND TO BE OUT PROMOTING A MOVIE, 514 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,730 THEN YOU HAVE THIS CONVERSATION GOING ON ABOUT THE MOVIE. 515 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,732 >> RIGHT. WELL, I'M NOT THE PERSON TO 516 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:44,602 SPEAK TO IT, BECAUSE IT'S -- IT'S COMPLICATED. 517 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:46,070 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> RIGHT? 518 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:51,542 SO I -- IT WOULD -- IT SHOULD BE A CONTINUOUS CONVERSATION. 519 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,743 >> Jimmy: YES. AND OF COURSE, FOR THOSE OF US 520 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:56,147 WHO HAVE AUTISM IN OUR FAMILIES, EVERYONE HAS A DIFFERENT 521 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:59,416 EXPERIENCE WITH IT. >> OH, YEAH. 522 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:03,020 IT'S WIDE, THE SPECTRUM IS SO WIDE AND SHOULD BE, YOU KNOW -- 523 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:08,159 THEY'RE VERY, LIKE -- APPROACHED, REALLY, WITH, YOU 524 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:12,229 KNOW, FAR MORE CONVERSATION, UNDERSTANDING LIKE, HOW CAN WE 525 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,833 BE MORE REPRESENTATIVE, WHAT ARE THE BEST WAYS TO DO THAT? 526 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:19,837 YOU KNOW, AND IT DOES BRING TO LIGHT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT, 527 00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:22,706 YOU KNOW, IS -- HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME. 528 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:26,977 AND WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE? AND BEING, YOU KNOW -- LOOK. 529 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:31,048 I ALWAYS SAY, STORYTELLERS, THAT'S WHAT WE DO, WE'RE 530 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:34,852 STORYTELLERSING WE WANT TO TELL THE BEST STORIES WE CAN. 531 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,388 THERE'S NO PART OF ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO UPSET ANYBODY. 532 00:27:37,456 --> 00:27:40,925 WE REALLY WANT TO TELL THE BEST STORIES. 533 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:44,195 AND WHEN THERE IS AND ARE PEOPLE WHO FEEL UPSET ABOUT ANYTHING, 534 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:49,667 IT'S OUR JOB TO, I THINK, LISTEN AND ENCOURAGE MORE CONVERSATION 535 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:54,205 WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TELL THESE STORIES. 536 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,007 BECAUSE THEY'RE IMPORTANT STORIES TO BE TOLD. 537 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,341 WE DON'T WANT TO STOP TELLING THEM. 538 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:01,479 >> Jimmy: KATE, IF YOU'D HAD YOUR WAY RIGHT NOW, WE WOULD PAN 539 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:03,814 OVER TO KURT ASLEEP ON THE BED. [ LAUGHTER ] 540 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:10,021 AND REALLY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL ENDING TO THE SEGMENT. 541 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,488 >> OH, IF ONLY HE WAS HERE. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE 542 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,957 YOU. "MUSIC" IS OPEN IN SELECT 543 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,692 THEATERS AND AVAILABLE ON DEMAND. 544 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,827 KATE HUDSON, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 545 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,696 THANK YOU, KATE. >> THANKS, JIMMY. 546 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,297 >> Jimmy: BE BACK WITH DOMINIQUE FISHBACK! 547 00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:34,378 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM EVANESCENCE IS ON THE WAY. 548 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:35,646 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A BROOKLYN-BORN ACTRESS, POET, AND 549 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,515 PLAYWRIGHT WHO IS GARNERING GREAT REVIEWS FOR HER ROLE IN 550 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:40,584 THE MOVIE, "JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH." 551 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:44,388 IT'S PLAYING IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX NOW. 552 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:48,059 PLEASE WELCOME DOMINIQUE FISHBACK. 553 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:48,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HELLO! 554 00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,062 >> HEY, HI, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 555 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,196 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 556 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:57,868 WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN BROOKLYN? WHAT PART OF BROOKLYN? 557 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,604 >> EAST NEW YORK. DON'T CALL IT EAST BROOKLYN. 558 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:04,141 SOME PEOPLE CALL IT EAST BROOKLYN AS JUSTIFICATION. 559 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:09,413 I MAKE THE POINT, DON'T CALL IT EAST BROOKLYN, EAST NEW YORK. 560 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:15,218 >> Jimmy: I'M FROM NOT FAR FROM THERE. 561 00:29:15,288 --> 00:29:19,356 MY GRANDMOTHER LIVED IN SARET CITY. 562 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:20,558 >> I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN BROWNSVILLE. 563 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:23,494 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU IN A THEATER PROGRAM, DOING ALL THAT STUFF 564 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,564 BACK THEN? >> I WAS MORE SO INTO 565 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:30,434 BASKETBALL. I HELPED TO FOUND A BASKETBALL 566 00:29:30,503 --> 00:29:32,236 TEAM IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: THEY HAD NO BASKETBALL 567 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,772 TEAM IN BROOKLYN? >> NOPE. 568 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,642 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WENT TO THAT SCHOOL BECAUSE I 569 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,977 THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY BASKETBALL. 570 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:42,446 I GOT THERE AND THERE WAS NO GIRLS BASKETBALL TEAM. 571 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:45,716 I ENDED UP PRACTICING WITH THE BOYS IN NINTH GRADE. 572 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:51,122 IN TENTH GRADE I WENT ALONG WITH MY ASSISTANT, I MEAN, THE 573 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:54,792 ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL. >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU AHEAD AN 574 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,460 ASSISTANT IN HIGH SCHOOL? [ LAUGHTER ] 575 00:29:56,529 --> 00:30:01,131 >> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. SHE HELPED ME TO FORM THE LADY 576 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,599 LIONS. >> Jimmy: THE LADY LIONS. 577 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:03,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ARE THEY STILL PLAYING? 578 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,803 >> YES. THEY'RE DOING MUCH BETTER THAN 579 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,605 WE DID. I HAD TO KIND OF CONVINCE GIRLS 580 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:11,675 TO PLAY. SO WE HAD A TEAM OF SEVEN. 581 00:30:11,744 --> 00:30:14,945 AND WE LOST A LOT. GUT BUT I WAS MVP. 582 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:15,746 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WERE, OF COURSE, 583 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,148 YEAH. YOU HAD TO BE MVP, FOUNDER OF 584 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:21,618 THE LEAGUE. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE YOU 585 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:22,820 SHOULD MAKE ONE DAY. >> I'M TRYING. 586 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:27,358 >> Jimmy: LAST YEAR WAS YOUR FIRST BIG MOVIE, RIGHT? 587 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:33,631 >> YES. JAMIE FOXX AND JOSEPH 588 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:36,033 GORDON-LEVITT. >> Jimmy: "PROJECT POWER." 589 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:39,302 JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT IS A GREAT GUY TOO, BUT IS THERE ANYONE 590 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:43,373 BETTER THAN JAMIE FOXX? >> I MEAN -- 591 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,109 >> Jimmy: ANYONE MORE FUN OR JUST BETTER? 592 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:47,645 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHEN I HAD TO DO A CHEMISTRY 593 00:30:47,647 --> 00:30:51,649 TEST WITH JAMIE, I FLEW TO L.A., I LOST MY WALLET. 594 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:54,251 I WAS ONLY STAYING A DAY AND I LOST MY WALLET. 595 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,921 I GO TO MY AUDITION. I'M DECIDING HOW AM I GOING TO 596 00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,657 DO THIS EMOTIONAL SCENE? AM I GOING TO BE HAPPY TO SEE 597 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:04,195 JAMIE OR TRY TO BE IN CHARACTER? AS SOON AS I PULL UP, HIS CAR 598 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:10,200 PULLS UP, I SAY, MR. JAMIE FOXX! HE GIVES ME A HUG. 599 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:14,138 WHEN WE GO INTO THE CHEMISTRY TEST I HAVE TO RAP BECAUSE MY 600 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,207 CHARACTER IS A RAPPER. AFTERWARDS HE SAYS, DO YOU RAP 601 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:21,378 IN REAL LIFE? I SAID, NO, GO SPOKEN POETRY. 602 00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:25,349 GO AND DO SOME FOR US, THEN? I GET UP AND DO SOME SPOKEN 603 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,818 WORD. I SAID, THIS ENDS UP BEING FUN 604 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:32,156 EVEN THOUGH I LOST MY WALLET. JAMIE SAID, YOU NEED CASH? 605 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,892 BECAUSE I GOT CASH. [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:40,964 PULLED OUT A WAD OF MONEY IN AN ENVELOPE AND GIVES ME A HUNDRED 607 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:44,635 DOLLARS. IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU LEAVE AN 608 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:51,108 AUDITION WITH $150 BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR ALSO GAVE ME $50. 609 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:52,242 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 610 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:57,982 >> I DIDN'T GET THE PART. A WHOLE MONTH LATER I GET A 611 00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,451 CALL, YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO NEW ORLEANS, DO THE PART. 612 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:04,721 SAME DAY I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE AIRLINE SAYING THEY FOUND MY 613 00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,390 WALLET. >> Jimmy: LIKE A MIRACLE. 614 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,991 [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE A MIRACLE. 615 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,460 >> Jimmy: DID YOU PAY JIMMY AND THE DIRECTOR BACK? 616 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,330 >> OH, NO, I DIDN'T PAY THE DIRECTOR BACK. 617 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:14,531 [ LAUGHTER ] I PAID JIMMY. 618 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,736 I PUT IT IN A PICTURE FRAME WITH US AND I SIGNED IT, $100. 619 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:23,874 AND HE SAID, DON'T GIVE ME THIS, I'M GOING TO SPEND IT. 620 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,743 BUT I THINK HE HAS IT HANGING UP SOMEWHERE. 621 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:29,013 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEW VIEWS FOR YOUR 622 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,683 PERFORMANCE IN THIS MOVIE. DO YOU READ THOSE? 623 00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:33,150 BE HONEST. >> YES. 624 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,418 YES, I DO. [ LAUGHTER ] 625 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:39,089 BUT I READ THEM LIKE -- LIKE I'M STEPPING IN THE COLD WATER. 626 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:44,561 KIND OF LIKE, PEEK, HAVE A PEEK FIRST BEFORE I FIND OUT, I MIGHT 627 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,029 FIND SOMETHING I DON'T WANT. >> Jimmy: THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT 628 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,833 FRED HAMPTON, ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE BLACK 629 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:52,569 PANTHER PARTY. AND ALSO IS DEPICTED IN THE 630 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:56,773 TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO SEVEN. IT'S REALLY AMAZING THAT HE'S 631 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:59,109 BEING PLAYED IN TWO MOVIES THAT ARE OUT AT BASICALLY THE SAME 632 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:03,113 TIME. AND YOU PLAY -- TELL US WHO YOU 633 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:07,318 PLAY IN THE FILM. >> I PLAY DEBORAH JOHNSON, WHO'S 634 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:15,992 NOW -- WE CALL HER MAMA AKUAH. SHE WAS FIANCEE OF CHAIRMAN FRED 635 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,594 HAM HAMPTON. 636 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:18,929 >> Jimmy: SHE'S ALIVE? >> SHE'S STILL ALIVE. 637 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:21,465 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEEK HER OUT TO GET HER BLESSING BEFORE YOU 638 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:25,468 PLAYED HER? >> YEAH, WE ACTUALLY FLEW TO 639 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:32,142 CHICAGO BEFORE WE FILMED. AND DANIEL AND I, DANIEL KALUUYA 640 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,677 AND I, AND SOME OF THE PRODUCERS. 641 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:39,416 WE SAT AROUND A TABLE FOR SEVEN CHAIRS, CHAIRMAN FRED WANTED TO 642 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:42,419 KNOW WHY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US WANTED TO DO THIS FILM. 643 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,554 WELL, I'M NERVOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 644 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:47,625 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> MAMA PULLED UP TO THE SIDE 645 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,494 AND ASKED HOW ARE WE GOING TO STEP INTO CHARACTER. 646 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:56,566 SHE SAID WHAT IF MY SPIRIT DON'T MESH WITH THIS SPIRIT? 647 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:58,235 YEESH. AFTERWARDS I GAVE HER A HUG AND 648 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,370 I SAID, I HOPE YOU KNOW MY HEART. 649 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:04,241 SHE SAID, I DO, I JUST HAD TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF A HARD 650 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,243 TIME. SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THERE 651 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:12,649 WAS NO "PUNKNESS" IN ME. I SAID, I'M FROM BROOKLYN, BABY. 652 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:13,317 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I ASSUME SHE'S SEEN 653 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,584 THE FILM? >> YES. 654 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:18,455 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID SHE THINK? >> WELL, WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT 655 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,923 THE WHOLE FILM BECAUSE WE DID AN INTERVIEW TOGETHER. 656 00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:22,926 WHEN WE WERE ON SET FILMING, IT WAS MY SECOND DAY, PUTTING ON 657 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:27,731 THE CLOTHES, BECOMING HER. AND SHE SAID, YOU DID THAT 658 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,799 SCENE, THAT WAS DEBORAH JOHNSON UP THERE. 659 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:31,468 SO I WAS REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE WHILE WE WERE 660 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,004 FILMING THERE'S NOT A LOT OF FOOTAGE OF HER AT THAT AGE, SO I 661 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,874 WAS REALLY JOURNALLING, THE JOURNAL SHE CARRIES AROUND IN 662 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:41,478 THE MOVIE IS ONE THAT I JOURNALED. 663 00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:43,680 I MADE POEMS ABOUT THE FIRST KISS. 664 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:47,151 I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC IF CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 665 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:51,287 >> Jimmy: IS IT NOT KNOW YOU'RE A HOPELESS ROMANTIC. 666 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,224 WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A MOVIE STAR NOW? 667 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,359 >> OH. GETTING TO TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE 668 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,560 YOU. >> Jimmy: OH. 669 00:34:56,562 --> 00:35:00,497 >> THIS IS MY FIRST LATE NIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH, HOW NIGHT. 670 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,499 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR FIRST LATE 671 00:35:02,568 --> 00:35:04,368 NIGHT? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO AND DO 672 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,503 OTHER SHOWS NOW, ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 673 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:10,373 >> UH -- DEPENDS. >> Jimmy: IT DEPENDS? 674 00:35:10,443 --> 00:35:12,910 ON WHAT? WHAT IF YOUR SPIRIT AND THEIRS 675 00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:14,244 DON'T MATCH UP? [ LAUGHTER ] 676 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,780 >> YEAH, I KNOW. THEN I HAVE TO RUN FOR COVER. 677 00:35:16,849 --> 00:35:18,382 THEN I'LL JUST COME BACK. COME BACK HOME. 678 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,251 >> Jimmy: YES, YES. EACH TIME, PLEASE DO. 679 00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:24,187 I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU HERE IN PERSON. 680 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,056 "JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH." IT IS IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX 681 00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,926 RIGHT NOW. DOMINIQUE FISHBACK, THANK YOU, 682 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:30,994 DOMINIQUE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 683 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,463 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: BE RIGHT BACK WITH 684 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:36,333 MUSIC FROM EVANESCENCE. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 685 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:38,535 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 686 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,570 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 687 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,811 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 688 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:54,017 THE BEST OR NOTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 689 00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:57,087 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THEIR ALBUM CALLED "THE BITTER TRUTH." 690 00:35:57,156 --> 00:35:59,690 IT COMES OUT MARCH 26th. FROM CALIFORNIA, GEORGIA, 691 00:35:59,692 --> 00:36:01,959 FLORIDA, AND GERMANY, WITH THE SONG "WASTED ON YOU," 692 00:36:01,961 --> 00:36:08,231 EVANESCENCE! ♪ 693 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:15,172 ♪ I DON'T NEED DRUGS I'M ALREADY SIX FEET LOW 694 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:23,247 WASTED ON YOU JUST PASS ME THE MIRACLE ♪ 695 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:38,128 ♪ ♪ LOVE DON'T YOU REMEMBER 696 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:42,198 WE WERE THE ONES ♪ ♪ NOTHING COULD EVER 697 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:51,074 CHANGE AND LOVE IT'S EASIER NOT TO 698 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:54,278 BELIEVE WE HAVE ♪ ♪ BROKEN EVERYTHING 699 00:36:54,280 --> 00:37:02,552 BUT HERE WE ARE NUMB MY HEAD 'TIL 700 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:13,763 I CAN'T THINK ANYMORE ♪ ♪ BUT I STILL FEEL THE PAIN 701 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:20,370 I DON'T NEED DRUGS I'M ALREADY SIX FEET LOW 702 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:29,979 WASTED ON YOU ♪ ♪ WAITING FOR A MIRACLE 703 00:37:30,049 --> 00:37:31,715 I CAN'T MOVE ON FEELS LIKE WE'RE 704 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:38,188 FROZEN IN TIME ♪ ♪ I'M WASTED ON YOU 705 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:46,597 JUST PASS ME THE BITTER TRUTH ♪ 706 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:58,408 ♪ ♪ ONCE THIS WAS A GARDEN 707 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:07,017 THIS WAS OUR WORLD ALL OF THE NIGHTMARES STAYED IN 708 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:11,021 THE DARK ♪ ♪ A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME BY 709 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:18,294 YOURSELF ♪ ♪ AND YOU BECOME THE ENEMY 710 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:30,507 ♪ JUST LOOK AT US NOW ♪ TO STAY TRUE 711 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:38,915 I DON'T NEED DRUGS I'M ALREADY SIX FEET LOW 712 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:45,922 WASTED ON YOU WAITING FOR A MIRACLE ♪ 713 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:53,864 ♪ I CAN'T MOVE ON I FEEL LIKE WE'RE 714 00:38:53,866 --> 00:38:58,201 FROZEN IN TIME I'M WASTED ON YOU ♪ 715 00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:04,073 ♪ JUST PASS ME THE BITTER TRUTH ♪ 716 00:39:04,143 --> 00:39:10,013 ♪ WILL I EVER BE THE SAME AM I STRONG ENOUGH ♪ 717 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:19,956 ♪ TO CHANGE IS IT IN MY BLOOD ♪ 718 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:24,695 ♪ SHIELD MY EYES TO FACE THE DAY ♪ 719 00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:32,703 ♪ COME TOO FAR TO SLIP AWAY BUT IT'S KILLING ME 720 00:39:32,705 --> 00:39:40,043 TO GO ON WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T NEED DRUGS 721 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:46,850 I'M ALREADY SIX FEET LOW I'M WASTED ON YOU 722 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,452 WAITING FOR A MIRACLE ♪ ♪ I CAN'T MOVE ON LIKE WE'RE 723 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:56,125 FROZEN IN TIME ♪ ♪ I'M WASTED ON YOU 724 00:39:56,195 --> 00:40:00,196 JUST PASS ME THE BITTER TRUTH ♪ 725 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,476 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 726 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:14,077 KATE HUDSON, DOMINIQUE FISHBACK, AND EVANESCENCE, APOLOGIES TO 727 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,079 MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 728 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,347 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 729 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,683 WE WILL BE BACK ON MONDAY WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES AND SPINACH 730 00:40:20,753 --> 00:41:00,690 IN OUR TEETH. GOOD NIGHT.