1 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:10,142 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD -- IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:14,480 TONIGHT -- STEVE HARVEY. MICHAEL PEÑA. 3 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:22,021 AND MUSIC FROM AVA MAX. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:23,222 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. HI, I'M JIMMY. 5 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,556 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 6 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,291 WE HAVE A NICE SHOW ALL LAID OUT FOR YOU TONIGHT, BUT FIRST I 7 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:27,492 HAVE AN APOLOGY TO MAKE. TO MANY OF YOU WHO WERE WATCHING 8 00:00:27,562 --> 00:00:31,563 THE SHOW LAST NIGHT. LAST NIGHT, I TOLD A STORY ABOUT 9 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:36,502 A PANCAKE-RELATED DISPUTE I HAD WITH MY CHILDREN OVER BREAKFAST. 10 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,903 AND AT THE END OF THE STORY, I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT ALEXA 11 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:40,906 ORDERING "BISQUICK." THE REASON I'M SAYING THAT FAST 12 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:48,247 NOW IS BECAUSE WHEN I SAID IT LAST NIGHT, THE 13 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,181 A-L-E-X-A IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S HOMES ORDERED BISQUICK. 14 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:52,985 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY A-L-E-X-A 15 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,187 ORDER BISQUICK. AND IT WILL COME. 16 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,522 TO YOUR HOUSE. AND I DID THAT. 17 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,325 SO AS THE SHOW WAS AIRING LAST NIGHT, WE STARTED SEEING 18 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:04,530 COMMENTS AND COMPLAINTS ONLINE. "YOU JUST SET OFF MILLIONS OF 19 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,732 PEOPLE'S ALEXAS AT ALMOST MIDNIGHT." 20 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:08,000 "HAS ANYBODY ELSE HAD TO CANCEL 'BISQUICK' FROM THEIR AMAZON 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,337 BASKET?" [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,739 "ALEXA JUST ORDERED PANCAKE MIX. THANKS!" 23 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,409 "THANKS JIMMY, NOW I'M GETTING BISQUICK." 24 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:20,212 "YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE BISQUICK MY ALEXA JUST ORDERED." 25 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:25,084 "I YELLED 'DON'T LISTEN TO JIMMY' LMAO." 26 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:26,018 I GOT A LOT OF "DUDES" TOO, WHICH IS WHEN YOU KNOW PEOPLE 27 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,886 ARE ANNOYED. "DUDE, PLEASE DON'T MENTION 28 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,088 ALEXA IN YOUR MONOLOGUE. YOU JUST ORDERED BISQUICK ON MY 29 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:34,026 FIRE TABLET!" [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,361 "DUDE, DON'T SAY ALEXA COMMANDS ON TV. 31 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,297 THE BISQUICK HAS BEEN SHIPPED. FIRSTLY, ANY IDIOT CAN MAKE 32 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:42,234 PANCAKES FROM SCRATCH. SECONDLY, THEY'VE SENT GLUTEN 33 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:46,438 F-ING FREE PANCAKE DUST. WTF KIMMEL?" 34 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,174 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE. 35 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:49,308 SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY, I'M SORRY I DID THAT. 36 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:53,645 BUT ALSO, I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT EXCITES ME, I'VE NEVER HAD POWER 37 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:54,713 LIKE THIS BEFORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:01:54,715 --> 00:02:00,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CAN YOU FEEL IT AT ALL? 39 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,788 >> Guillermo: I FEEL IT, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: IT'S COURSING THROUGH 40 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:05,057 MY VEINS. I WANT TO FEED IT! 41 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:08,660 I WANT TO FEED IT PANCAKES. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,596 I KNOW IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT WHERE MOST OF YOU ARE WATCHING 43 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:14,000 BUT I HAVE AN IDEA AND I NEED YOU TO GET YOUR PHONE. 44 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:16,201 OKAY? GO GET IT. 45 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,271 OH, IT'S UPSTAIRS IN OKAY, I'LL WAIT. 46 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,273 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THE PHONE, ALL RIGHT. 47 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,341 UNLOCK THE PHONE. WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER. 48 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:26,345 AS A COMMUNITY. OKAY, SO IF YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE, 49 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,616 TURN ON THE CAMERA. SET IT TO VIDEO. 50 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,819 PUT IT IN SELFIE MODE. AND TRY TO GET YOUR AMAZON 51 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,954 DEVICE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE SHOT. 52 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,423 I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE, BUT ALSO I WANT TO SEE YOUR ECHO OR 53 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:41,427 WHATEVER YOU HAVE. I'LL GIVE IT ANOTHER SECOND 54 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,762 WHILE YOU DO THAT, ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, NOW HIT THE RED 55 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,898 BUTTON. AND HERE WE GO. 56 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,168 ALEXA! VOLUME TEN! 57 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:54,707 ALEXA! PLAY "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" BY 58 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,443 THE BAJA MEN! ♪ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT HO HO 59 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:04,316 HO ♪ NOTE WHO LET THE DOGS OUT ♪ 60 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,651 >> Jimmy: OKAY. NOW GO RUN AND TURN IT OFF 61 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:10,256 BEFORE IT WAKES EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE, OR YELL AT IT SO YOU MAKE 62 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:13,592 EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE. YOU CAN'T YELL AT ALEXA AT 63 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,794 VOLUME TEN, IT DOESN'T HEAR YOU. I LOVE THIS. 64 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:16,595 IT'S INTOXICATING. I'M GOING TO BUY STOCK IN 65 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,464 BISQUICK, AND DO THIS EVERY NIGHT. 66 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,666 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS WILL BE MY GAMESTOP! 67 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:28,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALEXA! 68 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,876 BUY "THE SERIOUS GOOSE" BY JIMMY KIMMEL. 69 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:36,081 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 70 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,016 ALEXA, ADD TO MY CART. IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER. 71 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:43,355 I'M GOING BACK ON THE BESTSELLER LIST, GUILLERMO! 72 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,559 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Guillermo: YEAH! 73 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:47,827 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW POSITIVE THINGS TO COME FROM THE 74 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,696 CORONAVIRUS. FEBRUARY IS USUALLY THE HEIGHT 75 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:54,566 OF FLU SEASON, BUT WITH ALL THE MASKS AND DISTANCING AND THE 76 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:58,370 NOT LEAVING OUR HOUSES, THEY SAY THE FLU HAS VIRTUALLY 77 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,371 DISAPPEARED. THERE ARE ALMOST NO REPORTED 78 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,574 CASES OF THE FLU. SO IF YOU GOT DIARRHEA THIS 79 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,376 YEAR, YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR IT. 80 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,845 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE IS A NEW COVID VARIANT 81 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,848 SPREADING IN NEW YORK. ONE WITH A MUTATION THAT MAY 82 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:16,054 WEAKEN THE EFFECTIVENESS OF VACCINES. 83 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,256 THE VACCINES WE CAN'T GET. AND THAT'S JUST HERE. 84 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,258 THERE ARE NEW VARIANTS COMING FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. 85 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,859 IN CHINA, YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD, THEY HAVE DEVELOPED A COVID TEST 86 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,730 THAT IS SAID TO BE MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO 87 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:28,867 IDENTIFYING WHICH STRAIN OF COVID YOU HAVE AND WHEN YOU GOT 88 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:32,003 IT AND THAT KIND OF STUFF. BUT WITH THIS TEST, INSTEAD OF 89 00:04:32,073 --> 00:04:34,340 IN YOUR NOSE, THE SWAB GOES IN YOUR BOTTOM. 90 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,274 AND THAT HAS RESULTED IN A DIPLOMATIC CRISIS. 91 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,477 BETWEEN NATIONS. SOME OFFICIALS AT THE U.S. STATE 92 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,880 DEPARTMENT CLAIM THEY WERE FORCED TO TAKE THE ANAL TEST AS 93 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,750 SOME KIND OF POWER MOVE, I GUESS. 94 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:49,555 BUT THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT IS SAYING, NO, THEY WEREN'T FORCED. 95 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,024 CHINA CLAIMS THE TESTS WERE GIVEN IN ERROR. 96 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:52,891 [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH IS QUITE AN ERROR, IF IT'S 97 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,827 TRUE. THAT'S A REAL "OOPS" RIGHT 98 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,762 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:00,098 WHATEVER THE CASE, CHINA ADOPTED THIS RECTAL TEST, AND IT SEEMS 100 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,233 TO HAVE MADE AN IMPACT. IN FACT, THEY HAVE NOT REPORTED 101 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:06,238 A SINGLE NEW LOCAL CASE OF COVID-19 IN MORE THAN A WEEK. 102 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,106 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF OUR GOVERNMENT WAS DOING ANAL 103 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:12,844 SWABS, I'D STAY INSIDE TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:16,448 MAYBE THAT'S THE ANSWER. BACK HERE IN THE USA, THIS IS 105 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,517 HOW THEY'RE PLAYING IT SAFE IN THE HIGH SCHOOL BAND. 106 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,451 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS FROM A SCHOOL IN 107 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:24,657 WENATCHEE, WASHINGTON. THEY'VE GOT KIDS PLAYING 108 00:05:24,659 --> 00:05:25,391 INSTRUMENTS IN TENTS. IT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO 109 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,324 WITH COVID. IT'S TO PROTECT THEM FROM 110 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,727 GETTING WEDGIES. IT'S HARD TO BE IN BAND. 111 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,395 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THESE TENTS ARE ALL ONE 112 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:37,603 SIZE. YOU CAN'T PUT THE TUBA PLAYER IN 113 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:41,607 THE SAME TENT AS THE PICCOLO KID. 114 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,741 THE PRINCIPAL TODAY WAS INTERVIEWED ON THE BBC. 115 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,677 HE SEES THIS AS MAKING THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION. 116 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,746 >> HOW ARE THE STUDENTS ENJOYING THIS NOVEL EXPERIENCE? 117 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:54,085 >> WELL, I THINK THEY ENJOY BEING BACK IN SCHOOL, THEY ENJOY 118 00:05:54,155 --> 00:05:55,020 PLAYING TOGETHER AS A GRIPE. >> Jimmy: OKAY. 119 00:05:55,089 --> 00:06:01,093 THAT'S NOT A GROUP. THAT'S A FIELD FULL OF 120 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,295 PORTA-POTTYS. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,697 AND THEN THEY PLAYED. WHICH THIS IS WHAT A 122 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,900 SCHOOL FIGHT SONG SOUNDS LIKE DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. 123 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:14,106 >> THIS IS THE WENATCHEE HIGH SCHOOL BAND, TAKE IT AWAY! 124 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,307 >> ONE, TWO -- ♪ 125 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:24,983 ♪ >> Jimmy: EVENTUALLY MOST OF THE 126 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:25,917 KIDS RAN OUT OF OXYGEN AND PASSED OUT. 127 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,786 [ LAUGHTER ] WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHEN HIGH 128 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:28,987 SCHOOL KIDS WILL GET THE VACCINE. 129 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,989 ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HAS SLOWED THE DEVELOPMENT IS THAT 130 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:36,728 THERE IS APPARENTLY A SHORTAGE OF MONKEYS TO TEST THE VACCINE. 131 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,262 WHICH IS CRAZY. IN MY DAY, THEY SOLD THEM BY THE 132 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:39,531 BARREL! [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:42,534 MAYBE THERE WOULDN'T BE A SHORTAGE OF MONKEYS IF THEY'D 134 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:46,805 LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR WHEN HE SAID "NO MORE JUMPING ON THE 135 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,073 BED!" [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,742 A SCIENTIST NAMED MARK LEWIS DESCRIBED HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO 137 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,410 FIND MONKEYS TO TEST VACCINES ON. 138 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,612 WHICH, CAN YOU REALLY BLAME THE MONKEYS? 139 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,615 THEY'RE SMART. MAYBE THEY'RE TALKING TO EACH 140 00:06:56,683 --> 00:07:01,820 OTHER. >> HEY, YOU KNOW THAT GUY MARK 141 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,356 LEWIS? >> NOT THAT WELL, WHY? 142 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,891 >> IF HE SHOWS UP, DON'T GET IN HIS VAN. 143 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,226 >> WHY? >> IT'S FULL OF NEEDLES. 144 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:11,163 >> OH. WHOA. 145 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,766 THANKS FOR THAT, HUH? >> NO PROB. 146 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,234 I'M GOING TO GO HIT HIM WITH SOME OF MY POOP. 147 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:20,171 >> NICE! [ APPLAUSE ] 148 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:21,840 >> Jimmy: SO NOW THE QUESTION IS HOW DO WE DRESS UP LIKE MONKEYS 149 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,975 TO GET THE VACCINE? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S A LITTLE 150 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,844 CONCERNED THAT MONKEYS ARE GETTING THE VACCINE BEFORE WE 151 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:30,515 DO? ISN'T THIS HOW "THE PLANET OF 152 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:36,054 THE APES" GOT STARTED? [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,189 THERE WAS A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MR. POTATO HEADQUARTERS 154 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,723 TODAY. HASBRO IS DROPPING THE "BRO." 155 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:39,858 THE AP REPORTED , "MR. POTATO HEAD" IS NO LONGER A 156 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,661 MISTER. HASBRO, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES 157 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:47,800 THE POTATO-SHAPED PLASTIC TOY, IS GIVING THE SPUD A 158 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:48,800 GENDER-NEUTRAL NEW NAME, POTATO HEAD. 159 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:49,934 THE CHANGE WILL APPEAR ON BOXES THIS YEAR." 160 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:53,004 EVEN IN DEATH, THEY FOUND A WAY TO CANCEL DON RICKLES. 161 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:53,872 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S VERY SAD. 162 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:54,940 AND, OF COURSE, EVERYONE GOT VERY UPSET. 163 00:07:55,008 --> 00:08:00,078 FOX NEWS HAD TO CALL THEIR ANCHORS IN FROM HOME. 164 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,346 TO COME TO WORK FOR THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:04,216 SO HASBRO RELEASED THEIR OWN STATEMENT THAT SAID, "HOLD THAT 166 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,818 TOT. YOUR MAIN SPUD, MR. POTATO HEAD, 167 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,620 ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! WHILE IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY 168 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:13,959 THAT THE POTATO HEAD BRAND NAME AND LOGO ARE DROPPING THE 'MR.' 169 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,761 YAM PROUD TO CONFIRM THAT MR. & MRS. POTATO HEAD AREN'T 170 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:18,897 GOING ANYWHERE AND WILL REMAIN MR. & MRS. POTATO HEAD." 171 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:22,768 SO IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING. 172 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,103 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW. 173 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:29,107 HOW ARE THEY -- THEY ARE MISTER, BUT -- WHY ARE WE STILL PUTTING 174 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,109 EYES AND LIPS ON POTATOES ANYWAY? 175 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:33,378 ISN'T THIS WHAT CHILDREN DID DURING THE DEPRESSION? 176 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,781 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE GETTING RID OF THE 177 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,182 "MR." BUT THEY AREN'T GETTING RID OF MR. POTATO HEAD. 178 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,384 I DON'T KNOW. AND BY THE WAY, HASBRO ISN'T THE 179 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:45,390 ONLY ONE WHO'S DUMPING "MISTER." FROM NOW ON THESE POPULAR 180 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:46,191 AMERICAN PRODUCTS WILL BE KNOWN AS -- 181 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,059 SALTY. PEANUT. 182 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,326 ROGERS. T. 183 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,530 AND CLEAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:55,133 NO WORD YET FROM MAGOO. BUT WE'LL SEE. 185 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,070 [ LAUGHTER ] BOY, WHEN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE 186 00:08:58,072 --> 00:09:01,540 HEARS ABOUT THIS, POTATO HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL. 187 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,875 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FRONTRUNNER FOR WORST HUMAN 188 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:07,746 OF '21 IS WORKING TO DEFEAT THE "EQUALITY ACT" WHICH WOULD BAN 189 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,080 DISCRIMINATION AGAINST AMERICANS BASED ON THEIR SEXUAL 190 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:14,152 ORIENTATION OR GENDER IDENTITY. THIS IS MARIE NEWMAN WHO WORKS 191 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,021 ACROSS THE HALL FROM KLAN MOM. HER DAUGHTER HAPPENS TO BE 192 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:22,961 TRANSGENDER, SO SHE DECIDED TO PUT UP A FLAG OUTSIDE HER OFFICE 193 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:26,432 TO SUPPORT HER CHILD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 194 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,700 AND OF COURSE MARJORIE COULD NOT LET THIS GO, SHE HAD TO RESPOND 195 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:33,372 BY PUTTING UP A SIGN OUTSIDE HER OFFICE THAT SAID, 196 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,040 "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, MALE AND FEMALE. 197 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:38,710 TRUST THE SCIENCE." NOW SHE TRUSTS THE SCIENCE. 198 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,313 AND BECAUSE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH SCUMBAGGERY FOR ONE DAY, QANON 199 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:45,250 MARGE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THIS ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE. 200 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:48,720 >> I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT TO MY DEMOCRAT COLLEAGUES THAT THERE 201 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,722 IS NO REPUBLICAN MEMBER OF CONGRESS THAT CONDONES THE 202 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,190 ATTACK ON THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6th. 203 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:56,127 I WAS ALSO A VICTIM IN THIS CHAMBER WHEN IT HAPPENED. 204 00:09:56,196 --> 00:10:01,666 AND WE ARE VERY OFFENDED AT YOUR CONSTANT ATTACKS ON US FOR 205 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,602 CLAIMING WE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 206 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:04,470 SO THAT NEEDS TO STOP. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 207 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:05,671 WE'VE GOT A KAREN IN CONGRESS NOW. 208 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:10,209 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S SO AWFUL. 209 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,743 JUST TERRIBLE. AND BY THE WAY, WHAT SHE SAID IS 210 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,878 INTERESTING BECAUSE YESTERDAY WE LEARNED THAT ONE OF HER CLOSEST 211 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:17,883 ALLIES AND FRIENDS, A GUY NAMED ANTHONY AGUERO, WAS IN THE 212 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,684 CAPITOL DURING THE ATTACK ON JANUARY 6th. 213 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:23,288 THIS IS A GUY WHO, WHEN SHE WAS BANNED FROM FACEBOOK, SHE 214 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:24,556 APPEARED ON HIS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. 215 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:29,895 THEY'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. SHE'S "OFFENDED" BECAUSE SHE HAD 216 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,762 NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED. 217 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:31,964 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOT ONLY THAT, ONE OF HER 218 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,633 OTHER CLOSE FRIENDS IS THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY PLANNED AND INCITED 219 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,501 THE RIOT. AT THE CAPITOL. 220 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,769 THIS GUY. THERE THEY ARE. 221 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,106 STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 222 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:47,112 THEY'RE SAYING THE COST TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE THESE RIOTERS 223 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,181 DID AT THE CAPITOL IS GOING TO BE AT LEAST $30 MILLION. 224 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,517 WHICH WAS THE BUDGET FOR THE MOVIE, "THE NOTEBOOK." 225 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:53,919 THE WAY I SEE IT, THOSE RIOTERS ROBBED US OF A SEQUEL TO "THE 226 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:57,189 NOTEBOOK." [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:01,526 DONALD TRUMP'S TAX RETURNS HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HANDED OVER TO 228 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,863 THE MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I WONDER HOW MANY PAGES OF THE 229 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,932 CHEESECAKE FACTORY MENU HE SNUCK IN THERE? 230 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,935 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THE BIG THINGS TRUMP HAS 231 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:15,741 TO WORRY ABOUT IS THE WAY HE HANDLED THE HUSH MONEY PAYMENT 232 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:16,808 TO STORMY DANIELS. WHETHER OR NOT HE USED CAMPAIGN 233 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:19,945 MONEY TO PAY FOR THAT. THIS WHOLE THING STARTED WITH 234 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,212 STORMY DANIELS. DONALD TRUMP IS THE ONLY GUY WHO 235 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,883 CAN CHEAT ON HIS WIFE AND HIS TAXES IN THE SAME BED. 236 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:30,021 [ LAUGHTER ] THE "NEW YORK TIMES" HAS ALREADY 237 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,425 DONE AN EXPOSE, LOOKED AT A LOT OF THE INFORMATION, AND THEY 238 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,093 REPORTED THAT TRUMP PAID NO TAXES AT ALL FOR 10 OUT OF THE 239 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,895 15 YEARS THAT HE REPORTED BECAUSE HE LOST HUGE AMOUNTS OF 240 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:44,168 MONEY DURING THOSE YEARS. WHICH, WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 241 00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:48,640 SOMEONE WHO LOSES ALL THE TIME? >> Guillermo: LOSER. 242 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:49,641 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S 243 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,644 THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 244 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,715 LOSER. THE CRAZY THING IS THAT THE PART 245 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,183 ABOUT PAYING NO TAXES ON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS? 246 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,987 THAT ISN'T WHAT HE MIGHT GET BUSTED FOR, THAT WAS PROBABLY 247 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,788 LEGAL. HE COULD CLAIM HUGE LOSSES, PAY 248 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,923 NO TAXES, AND STILL LIVE LIKE A BILLIONAIRE. 249 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:09,728 IT'S WHAT THEY CALL, "ORANGE PRIVILEGE." 250 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:10,929 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SPECK TO HIM. 251 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,266 HOPEFULLY HE'LL BE IN AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT VERY SOON TOO. 252 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,935 [ APPLAUSE ] OKAY, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME 253 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,537 BLEEPS? IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT AND THAT 254 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:19,271 MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP AND BLUR THE BIG TV MOMENTS OF THE 255 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,339 WEEK. IT'S "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY 256 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,143 CENSORSHIP." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 257 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:30,615 >> THE KOALA IN AUSTRALIA HAS RECEIVED THE WORLD'S FIRST 258 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:34,820 PROSTHETIC [ BLEEP ]. >> TRIUMPH BECAME A WHOLE NEW 259 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,154 KOALA ONCE THE [ BLEEP ] WAS ATTACHED IN JANUARY. 260 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,689 >> WE USED TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 261 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,959 WE USED TO [ BLEEP ] MORE. IN MONACO. 262 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,161 YOU'RE NOT CALLING ME ANYMORE THE LAST FEW YEARS. 263 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:47,966 >> WHY IS IT THAT I SHOULD END UP GOING TO PRISON FOR ANOTHER 264 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,768 MAN'S DIRTY [ BLEEP ]? >> WE KNOW WHAT MATT'S BEEN 265 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,370 DOING. [ BLEEP ]ING. 266 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:56,107 >> [ BLEEP ]ING YOUR DAUGHTER. >> DAN, I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR 267 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,176 YOU TO COME ON MY [ BLEEP ] ALL WEEK. 268 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,244 >> HAVE YOU WATCHED [ BLEEP ] BRITNEY? 269 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,513 >> NO. >> DEREK. 270 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:05,049 >> I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING IN A WHILE, BUT I DO HAVE A LONG 271 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:09,587 [ BLEEP ]. >> ARE YOU GOOD AT THE ART OF 272 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,521 THE BLOW [ BLEEP ]? >> NO, I'M REALLY NOT. 273 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:17,729 >> LET ME ASK YOU, SHOW ME YOUR [ BLEEP ]. 274 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,730 >> THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE. 275 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:21,199 I'M LESTER HOLT. PLEASE [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF AND 276 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:25,470 EACH OTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 277 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,873 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A FUNNY SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 278 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,408 MICHAEL PEÑA IS WITH US. MUIC FROM AVA MAX. 279 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,009 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STEVE HARVEY. 280 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,913 SO STICK AROUND! >> Jimmy: HI. 281 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,093 TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "TOM AND JERRY," MICHAEL PENA IS WITH 282 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:54,298 US. THEN LATER, HER SONG IS CALLED, 283 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:55,367 "MY HEAD AND MY HEART," MUSIC FROM AVA MAX. 284 00:13:55,435 --> 00:14:01,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT WEEK, WE HAVE QUITE A WEEK 285 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:05,911 NEXT WEEK. NEW SHOWS FROM SACHA BARON 286 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:11,382 COHEN, CHARLES BARKLEY, DAISYSY RIDLEY, WESLEY SNIPES. 287 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,051 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MADISON BEER, DAVID-O, CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE, 288 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,987 ASHE FEATURING FINNEAS, AND EDDIE MURPHY AND ARSENIO HALL, 289 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,589 TOGETHER AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 290 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:19,858 PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. OUR FIRST GUEST HAS HUNDREDS OF 291 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,326 JOBS. IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO 292 00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,129 HIM, UNEMPLOYMENT IN THIS COUNTRY WOULD DOUBLE. 293 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:31,536 HE IS HOST OF MOST EVERYTHING, INCLUDING A TALK 294 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:32,336 SHOW, "STEVE ON WATCH" ON FACEBOOK WATCH. 295 00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:35,940 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO STEVE HARVEY. 296 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,009 HI, STEVE. >> JIMMY, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 297 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,346 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? >> IT'S BEEN A MINUTE, MAN. 298 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,413 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU AT HOME RIGHT NOW? 299 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,950 >> WELL, YEAH, EVERYBODY'S AT HOME EXCEPT YOU, YEAH. 300 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,953 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M AT HOME, MAN. 301 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,089 I HAVE A MAN CAVE. YOU KNOW. 302 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,290 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. THE PANDEMIC, I GOT TO DO MY 303 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,492 RADIO SHOW FROM HOME NOW. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. 304 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,962 I'M GUESSING YOUR MAN CAVE IS A MANSION IS PROBABLY WHAT IT IS, 305 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,231 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:03,701 >> OH, HEY NOW. NOW, IT'S JUST -- IT'S THE 307 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,635 SMALLEST BUILDING I OWN, I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 308 00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:09,241 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT YOU 309 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,242 DRESS UP EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR HOUSE. 310 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,311 I APPRECIATE IT. I MEAN, THAT'S A THING -- 311 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,513 >> COME ON, MAN. I'M COMING TO SEE JIMMY. 312 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,715 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 313 00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:21,519 >> WHY WOULD I COME ON LATE NIGHT AND NOT DECK IT OUT? 314 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,522 >> Jimmy: DO YOU DRESS CURBLY AROUND THE HOUSE? 315 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,525 LIKE ARE YOU WEARING SWEAT PANTS OR IS THAT NOT SOMETHING YOU DO? 316 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:33,131 >> YEAH, MAN, DURING THE PEM, THIS IS THE MOST -- I'VE 317 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,133 ACTUALLY BOUGHT STUFF THAT I'VE NEVER, EVER HAD. 318 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:40,271 LIKE I HAVE PUMA AND NIKE AND UNDER ARMOUR. 319 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,940 I ACTUALLY WEAR SWEATS. I GOT SNEAKERS NOW. 320 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,142 >> Jimmy: OH! YOU NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE? 321 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,343 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAD THEM. 322 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,814 I HAD REALLY -- WASN'T THAT SERIOUS ABOUT STAYING IN SHAPE, 323 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,147 YOU KNOW. I JUST FIGURED, JUST MAKE A LOT 324 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,016 OF MONEY AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 325 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:55,353 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 326 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:59,557 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE MAYBE THIS OPENS UP A NEW STEVE HARVEY 327 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,494 ATHLETICWEAR, LOUNGEWEAR, THE KIND OF STUFF WE WOULDN'T 328 00:16:02,496 --> 00:16:05,029 TYPICALLY SEE FROM YOU. >> I TELL YOU, I AM GETTING INTO 329 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,766 SOME AGE MANAGEMENT STUFF. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GET 330 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,903 OLDER, MAN, YOU START LOOKING AT STUFF A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY, 331 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,237 YOU KNOW. PAY ATTENTION. 332 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:14,773 I GOT MY VACCINE SHOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 333 00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:17,175 >> Jimmy: YOU DID, GOOD, GOOD. >> YEAH. 334 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,376 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I HAD TO DO, JIMMY. 335 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:22,713 I DID IT AT A PHARMACY. NOW I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A PHARMACY 336 00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:25,450 IN YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:29,921 AND I HAVE SAT IN A FOLD-AWAY CHAIR, IN THE AISLE, WITH LIKE 338 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,723 DEPENDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:37,862 AND HAD THE PORTABLE TOILET, YOU KNOW, FOR PEOPLE THAT NEED TO 340 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,264 SCOOT AROUND AND USE THE BATHROOM. 341 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,068 AND I SAT THERE. IT WAS THE MOST REGULAR, 342 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,469 HUMBLING MOMENT I HAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,740 BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A VACCINE, LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE 344 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,275 LIKE A VACCINE FOR FAMOUS PEOPLE. 345 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,609 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 346 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:56,882 >> YOU JUST GOT TO GET YOUR ASS IN LINE WITH EVERYBODY ELSE. 347 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,749 >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU GOT IT. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR -- WILL YOU 348 00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:01,352 GO RIGHT OUT ON THE ROAD AND ALL THAT STUFF ONCE YOU'RE FULLY 349 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,023 VACCINATED? >> UH-UH. 350 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,490 >> Jimmy: NO? >> NOT AT ALL. 351 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:11,162 >> Jimmy: STAY IN? >> YEAH, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 352 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:14,165 BECAUSE YOU, EVERYBODY ELSE, IS VACCINATED. 353 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,299 TRUMP MADE SURE OF THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,303 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU WORK A LOT. DO YOU HAVE HOBBIES? 355 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,371 DO YOU HAVE FRIVOLOUS THINGS YOU DO? 356 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,307 HAVE YOU PICKED UP ANYTHING DURING THIS LOCKDOWN? 357 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,375 ARE YOU WHITTLING? >> YOU KNOW MAN, I'M REAL 358 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:28,245 SIMPLE, MAN. pI GOT A LITTLE PUTTING AREA IN 359 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:32,384 MY BACKYARD WHERE I CAN PUTT AND CHIP. 360 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,585 CIGARS, THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I GOT TIME FOR, I 361 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,654 CAN'T DO NOTHING ELSE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE WORKING 362 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,724 FROM HOME? >> WELL -- YOU KNOW. 363 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,725 NO. >> Jimmy: NO? 364 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,060 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW. 365 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:47,732 BECAUSE, I MEAN, YOU KNOW -- I USED TO COULD GET OUT OF GIGS, 366 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:52,470 ALL I'D HAVE TO SAY, I'M TIED UP, OR YOU'D HAVE TO FLY ME IN, 367 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,872 I USUALLY COULD RUN PEOPLE OFF WITH THE PRICE. 368 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,274 NOW ZOOM IS FREE. [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,409 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> SO YOU CAN'T SHAKE THEM. 370 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:02,213 YOU SAY, I'M NOT AVAILABLE THEN. THEY GO, WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE? 371 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,215 AND I SAID, EARLY MORNING AT 6:00. 372 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,283 THEN HERE THEY COME, THEY'RE TAPING. 373 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,619 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >> YOU'VE GOT TO ZOOM FROM YOUR 374 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:12,623 HOUSE, AND ONE OF MY SONS IS LIVING WITH US BECAUSE HE'S 375 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,558 STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ] 376 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,227 HE BOUGHT A HOUSE I TOLD HIM NOT TO BUY. 377 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,497 NOW IT'S GOT TO GET FIXED UP RIGHT. 378 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,566 SO HE'S BEEN PREPARING THE HOUSE, SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR 379 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:23,367 THANKSGIVING. HE'S STILL HERE. 380 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:29,307 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID HE SAY -- 381 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,375 >> HE'S GOT FOUR KIDS -- >> Jimmy: -- WHICH THANKSGIVING? 382 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,377 >> HE GOT FOUR KIDS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL 383 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:36,047 ABOUT THAT. >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE MY 384 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,182 GRANDKIDS. BUT NOT THAT MUCH. 385 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:42,186 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW? 386 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:46,190 THEY DON'T -- THEY COME TO MY OFFICE TOO MUCH. 387 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,391 >> Jimmy: OH, THEY COME IN WHILE YOU'RE WORKING. 388 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,395 >> SO WHEN I'M ON THE ZOOM, HERE COME THE GRANDKIDS. 389 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,532 LIKE ONE OF MY GRANDKIDS CAME THE OTHER DAY AND SAID, POP POP, 390 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,135 POP POP. AND I WAS TRYING TO GO, SHH. 391 00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,271 I WAS IN A BIG MEETING WITH WELL-TO-DO PEOPLE. 392 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,206 SHH! MY GRANDSON LOOKED IN THE 393 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,209 CAMERA, SAID "PAPA, WHO ARE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE?" 394 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:13,618 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S FROM A -- 395 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:19,090 YOU KNOW, MY SON'S WIFE'S PARENTS ARE WHITE, SO HE KNOWS 396 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,427 THEM WHEN HE SEES THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:26,431 I DIDN'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT AT THE ZOOM TALK, LIKE, WE GOT 398 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,502 NOTHING TO DO ITH WHITE PEOPLE AROUND HERE. 399 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,237 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU 400 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,438 ABOUT, HOW MANY JOBS DO YOU HAVE NOW? 401 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,708 I ACTUALLY COUNTED THEM UP. BESIDES THE BOOKS AND CLOTHING 402 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:41,445 AND ALL THAT STUFF, RIGHT NOW YOU'RE CURRENTLY WORKING ON, ADD 403 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,915 ANY IF I MISSED THEM, THE FACEBOOK SHOW "STEVE ON WATCH," 404 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:48,920 YOUR DAILY RADIO SHOW, "FAMILY FEUD" IN SYNDICATION, "CELEBRITY 405 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:55,326 FAMILY FEUD" ON ABC, AND "FAMILY FEUD AFRICA," WHICH IS "FAMILY 406 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,062 FEUD" IN AFRICA. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 407 00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:03,467 >> WELL, I CUT A DEAL WITH FREEMANTLE, GREAT PARTNERS, TOLD 408 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,604 THEM I WANTED TO TAKE "FAMILY FEUD" TO AFRICA. 409 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,607 EVERYBODY ADVISED AGAINST IT BUT I TOLD THEM IT WOULD WORK AND 410 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,544 "FAMILY FEUD" BELIEVED ME SO I BOUGHT THE INTERNATIONAL RIGHTS, 411 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,813 TOOK THE SHOW AND PRODUCED IT MYSELF IN AFRICA. 412 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:20,284 AND MAN OH MAN, I WAS RIGHT, BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO 413 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,886 GHANA, I BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO SOUTH AFRICA. 414 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,357 AND "FAMILY FEUD" IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IN BOTH COUNTRIES. 415 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,358 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 416 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,896 HAD THEY EVER HAD ANY VERSION OF "FAMILY FEUD" THERE? 417 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,763 >> NO. >> Jimmy: IS THIS A BRAND-NEW 418 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,366 GAME TO THEM? >> YEAH, BRAND-NEW GAME. 419 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,569 AND NO ONE GOES TO AFRICA TO DO TV. 420 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,702 YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 421 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:42,173 >> FOR ME, I KNEW BETTER. >> Jimmy: WELL, WE HAVE A CLIP. 422 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:46,177 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS. LET'S PLAY THE CLIP FROM "FAMILY 423 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,378 FEUD AFRICA." >> NAME THE WORST THING THAT 424 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:52,716 COULD HAPPEN AT A WEDDING. >> THERE IS NO PASTA. 425 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:58,389 THE PASTA IS NOT THERE. >> GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE! 426 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:02,527 >> I JUST TOLD Y'ALL. LOOK, AT A WEDDING YOU DON'T 427 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:08,332 HAVE FOOD EVERYWHERE. THERE'S NO FOOD AT THE WEDDING. 428 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:13,671 >> PASTA! >> HOW DO I PUT THIS? 429 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:21,011 >> PREACHER! >> OH, THE PREACHER? 430 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:21,946 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 431 00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:25,950 >> SO JIMMY. THE THING IN AFRICA IS, I HAVE 432 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,151 THE ACCENT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 433 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:33,424 >> WHEN THIS GUY SAID THERE'S NO PASTA, I GOT PISSED. 434 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,894 I DONE TOLD Y'ALL, AIN'T NO FOOD AT THE WEDDING. 435 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:42,367 FOOD IS AT THE RECEPTION. YOU DON'T GOT NO PASTA AT THE 436 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:46,371 WEDDING, ETHE WEDDING CAN STILL GO ON. 437 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,772 IT'S A LOT OF MOMENTS LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,507 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE IDEA. IT'S A VERY AMERICAN MOVE TO BE 439 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,844 LAUGHING AT THE WAY THEY'RE PRONOUNCING THINGS IN THEIR 440 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,646 COUNTRY, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,715 >> YEAH. AND I'M THE FISH OUT OF WATER, 442 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:58,850 MAN. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 443 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:00,585 >> THEY HAVE FOOD OVER THERE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. 444 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:04,188 AND THE NAMES, OH MY GOD. YOU KNOW I'M HORRIBLE WITH 445 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:05,590 NAMES, RIGHT? YOU CAN IMAGINE. 446 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,925 MOST OF THESE NAMES DON'T EVEN FIT ON THE NAME CARD. 447 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:13,597 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WILL YOU EXPAND 448 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,401 "FAMILY FEUD" AND DO IT IN OTHER COUNTRIES? 449 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,204 "FAMILY FEUD NORTH KOREA," FOR INSTANCE, WOULD BE A LOT OF FUN. 450 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:22,406 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DENNIS RODMAN CAN GO OVER 451 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,009 THERE. >> Jimmy: SEND DENNIS. 452 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,810 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 453 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,613 HE'LL BE THE EMISSARY ON THAT ONE. 454 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,748 "STEVE ON WATCH" ON FACEBOOK WATCH. 455 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:36,887 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 456 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:41,359 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 457 00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,562 >> Jimmy: STILL TO COME, MICHAEL PENA AND MUSIC FROM AVA MAX. 458 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:48,099 WE ARE BACK WITH STEVE HARVEY. STEVE, I JUST WANT -- YOU AND I 459 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:52,436 HAD A CONVERSATION AT ONE TIME. AND I SAID, WOW, YOU'RE WORKING 460 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,972 SO HARD, WHY ARE YOU WORKING SO HARD? 461 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,842 AND YOU SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, I JUST WANT TO WORK 462 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,912 FOR FIVE YEARS, DO A LOT OF THINGS, HOPEFULLY MAKE A LOT OF 463 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,515 MONEY, AND THEN THAT'S IT, THEN I'M DONE. 464 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,983 THAT WAS ABOUT 11 OR 12 YEARS AGO. 465 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:06,850 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 466 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:11,589 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? >> YEAH. 467 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:15,993 WELL -- I GOT SEVEN DAMN KIDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:20,665 AND NOW I HAVE SEVEN GRANDKIDS. I ACTUALLY NOW, JIMMY, SEE NO 469 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:21,799 END TO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 470 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,335 >> Jimmy: THERE IS NO END. >> NO, I DON'T SEE IT. 471 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:28,472 >> Reporter: IT'S EXPONENTIAL. >> I KEEP MAKING KIDS AND THEY 472 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,476 KEEP NEEDING HOUSES. THEN THEY GOT DO COME TO 473 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,343 SOMEBODY FOR THE MONEY, AND HERE I AM. 474 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,544 >> Jimmy: YEAH. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MOVING 475 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:38,816 INTO A TINY LITTLE HOUSE SO NOBODY CAN LIVE WITH YOU? 476 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,151 >> YOU KNOW -- I USED TO LIVE IN A CAR, JIMMY. 477 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:42,886 I LIVED IN A CAR FOR THREE YEARS AT ONE POINT IN MY LIFE, RIGHT? 478 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:46,424 >> Jimmy: YEAH. TO LIVE IN A TINY HOME.VER BEEN- 479 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:51,095 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T GET PEOPLE WHO GO OUT 480 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:55,165 AND GET IN TINY HOMES. I HAD THEM ON MY SHOW, THE 481 00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:59,236 MAKERS OF TINY HOMES. BOY WERE THEY PISSED AT ME. 482 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:00,771 [ LAUGHTER ] NEW YEAR'S NO WAY I WANT TO 483 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,576 WATCH TV AND BE ABLE TO COOK AND FLUSH A TOILET WITH MY FOOT ALL 484 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:06,711 AT THE SAME TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,645 >> Jimmy: NO. >> I NEED A BIG HOUSE. 486 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:12,650 >> Jimmy: I DON'T BLAME YOU. I'M SURE A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK YOU 487 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,586 ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER, LAURIE, DATING "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S 488 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,988 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. WHICH IN A WAY MAKES YOU -- I 489 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:22,927 DON'T KNOW, IT MAKES YOU SEXIEST IN-LAW ALIVE, POSSIBLY? 490 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,663 >> FIRST OF ALL, LET'S BE CLEAR ABOUT SOMETHING. 491 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,731 >> Jimmy: YES? >> HE IS A NICE GUY. 492 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,601 >> Jimmy: YES. >> HE IS NOT THE SEXIEST MAN 493 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,671 ALIVE TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,806 >> Jimmy: OH, R, TO YOU. >> AT ALL. 495 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,809 >> Jimmy: WHO IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE TO YOU? 496 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:43,681 >> ME. ALL THESE PEOPLE I'M PAYING FOR? 497 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:47,552 IF THAT AIN'T SEXY, WHAT IS? [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:49,486 I'VE NEVER BEEN ATTRACTIVE. I KNEW THAT. 499 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:52,423 THAT'S WHY I HAD TO COME UP WITH THESE DAMN JOKES. 500 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,691 BUT THIS KID IS A -- I LIKE HIM, MAN. 501 00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,694 >> Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH, HE'S A GOOD KID. 502 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:59,831 YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE FORTUNATE TO HAVE HIM DATING YOUR 503 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,699 DAUGHTER. HE DID GET A LOT OF ATTENTION ON 504 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,769 VALENTINE'S DAY. I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE THAT HE 505 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,903 RENTED OUT LIKE THE WHOLE AQUARIUM OR SOMETHING. 506 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:08,840 FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. >> YEAH, WELL. 507 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:11,709 GOOD LUCK, HOMIE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW, VALENTINE'S 508 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:12,976 COME EVERY YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:17,047 [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW HOW 510 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:21,986 THIS WORKS OR NOT. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE 511 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:22,920 GOING TO TOP THAT. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. 512 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:23,988 >> BUT GOOD LUCK, PARTNER. [ LAUGHTER ] 513 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,590 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY NICE, WHAT HE DID, YOU KNOW. 514 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,792 I'M HAPPY FOR HIM, WHO'S A GREAT GUY. 515 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:32,396 MET HIS FATHER AND EVERYTHING. BUT THAT WAS A LOT. 516 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:33,398 THAT WAS A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:34,866 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING FROM HERE. 518 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:43,207 SO HOPEFULLY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'LL MAKE "CREED 4, "CREED 5," 519 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,342 "CREED 6." [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,010 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR SOMEONE DATING ONE 521 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:51,014 OF YOUR DAUGHTERS TO FIRST READ ONE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP BOOKS? 522 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:55,486 >> THINK IT'S BETTER IF MY DAUGHTERS WOULD READ THE DAMN 523 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,420 BOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:25:56,489 --> 00:25:58,022 THAT WOULD BE THE SMARTER MOVE, YOU KNOW. 525 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:01,358 LOOK, MAN. WHEN YOUR KIDS GROW UP, LOOK, 526 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,427 MAN. THEY CAN MAKE DECISIONS ON THEIR 527 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:06,230 OWN. I JUST -- I'M JUST HAPPY THAT I 528 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:09,834 CAN AT LEAST APPROVE OF ONE. YOU KNOW. 529 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:15,305 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T APPROVE OF THE PREVIOUS SUITORS? 530 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,107 >> NOTHING EVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 531 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:16,907 EVER. PURE HATRED. 532 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:23,581 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GET IT. 533 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,651 I UNDERSTAND. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED A REALLY 534 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,919 LONG TIME, I KNOW THAT. HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING 535 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,922 SPECTACULAR FOR YOUR WIFE, ANYTHING LIKE REALLY OVER THE 536 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,190 TOP? >> HEY, MAN. 537 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,193 I MEAN, REALLY, I LAID MY GIRL OUT, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SHE 538 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:42,934 CHANGED MY LIFE, MAN. MARJORIE IS LIKE SPECIAL SOUL, 539 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:47,204 SO LAST YEAR AROUND HER BIRTHDAY WE WERE IN THE UAE. 540 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:51,209 WE WERE IN DUBAI. SO I RENTED OUT THIS PLACE 541 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,278 CALLED "THE FRAY." IT'S A BUILDING. 542 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:55,413 THE ENTIRE BUILDING. >> Jimmy: OH. 543 00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:58,282 >> I RENTED OUT THIS BUILDING CALLED THE FRAME. 544 00:26:58,351 --> 00:27:03,554 IT'S BUILT LIKE A PICTURE FRAME. AND ON THE TOP, IT'S LIKE A 545 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,156 MUSEUM. AND BELOW -- YOU CATCH THESE 546 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,223 ELEVATORS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP. 547 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,694 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, WE'RE SEEING A PICTURE OF IT NOW. 548 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:11,496 >> OH, OKAY. YEAH, THAT'S IT. 549 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:12,897 >> THAT'S REAL? >> YEAH. 550 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,299 THE TOP BAR IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GO. 551 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:19,369 AND I RENTED ALL OF THAT OUT. AND THE FLOOR IS OPAQUE. 552 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:24,108 WHEN YOU STEP ON EACH PANEL OF THE FLOOR, IT BECOMES CLEAR, AND 553 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,844 YOU END UP LOOKING STRAIGHT DOWN. 554 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:30,181 I PEED ON THE FIRST PANEL. [ LAUGHTER ] 555 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:34,451 NOBODY TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU STEPPED ON THE SQUARE, IT TURNED 556 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,253 CLEAR. I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GONE. 557 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,988 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 558 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:42,660 I STEPPED ON THAT SQUARE. WHAT I DID WAS, THEY HAD A BUNCH 559 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:44,462 OF SCREENS I HAD THEM PUT UP IN THE PLACE. 560 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,796 AND I PUT A LOT OF PICTURES ON IT. 561 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:49,733 ME AND MARJORIE OVER THE YEARS OF OUR VACATIONS AND EVERYTHING. 562 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,736 BIG 12-FOOT-HIGH PICTURES. I HAD THE WHOLE PLACE RENTED 563 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,805 OUT. I HAD A CHEF BROUGHT IN, I HAD A 564 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:58,275 TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SPACE, AND WE HAD OUR FAVORIE 565 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,612 SONG "ADORE" BY PRINCE PLAYING. AND ALL THE PICTURES KEPT 566 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,281 POPPING UP, AND SHE CRIED AND CRIED. 567 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:08,619 WOULDN'T STOP CRYING. I SAT HER DOWN AND HAD DINNER AT 568 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,554 THE TOP OF THE FRAME. >> Jimmy: WOW. 569 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:14,425 >> MICHAEL B. JORDAN, GOOD LUCK, HOMIE. 570 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:17,161 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: STEVE, HOW IS YOUR 571 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:20,965 SHOW "STEVE ON WATCH"? HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM YOUR 572 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,969 PREVIOUS TALK SHOW? >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MAN, I'M 573 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,038 REALLY GLAD I WENT THAT DIRECTION, YOU KNOW. 574 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:30,975 LOOK, WHEN THEY CANCELED THE SHOW, YOU KNOW, I GUESS THEY 575 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:34,645 THOUGHT I'D RIDE OFF SOMEWHERE. BUT GOD, DON'T EVER DO ME LIKE 576 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,648 THAT. SO I SHOWED UP. 577 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:41,051 BIGGER AND BETTER. I DO A SHOW EVERY DAY. 578 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,054 IT'S CLIPS. AND IT'S ALL JUST THE FAVORITE 579 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:47,124 THINGS I EVER WANTED TO DO, WHICH IS HUMAN INTEREST STORIES, 580 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:49,994 AND THE "ASK STEVE" SEGMENT. AND I JUST DO IT. 581 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:54,198 THIS YEAR, THIS PAST YEAR, I HAD TO DO IT IN MY OTHER HOUSE. 582 00:28:54,200 --> 00:29:00,871 WE HAVE TWO HOMES IN ATLANTA. SO I USED THE OTHER HOUSE AS A 583 00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,339 STUDIO AND CONVERTED IT INTO A STUDIO. 584 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,276 AND SO WE DID THE SHOW THERE, MAN. 585 00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:11,682 IT WAS REALLY, REALLY -- TURNED OUT TO BE -- I'M ONLY NUMBER TWO 586 00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:14,618 BEHIND CLIPS IN ALL OF FACEBOOK. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 587 00:29:14,686 --> 00:29:16,086 >> IT'S A REALLY HUGELY SUCCESSFUL SHOW. 588 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:19,223 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HEAR THIS FACEBOOK IS REALLY SOMETHING 589 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,157 SPECIAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,292 I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING ON IT MYSELF. 591 00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:25,830 >> OH, YOU GOT TO DO IT. YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH -- HOW 592 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:30,167 LONG YOU WORKED. WELL, LET'S NOT SAY THAT ABOUT 593 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:33,904 ABC, THEY'RE REALLY GOOD TO YOU. >> Jimmy: STEVE ARE I ALWAYS 594 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,372 LOVE HAVING YOU ON, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 595 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:39,176 "STEVE ON WATCH" COMES BACK WITH NEW EPISODES ON FACEBOOK WATCH 596 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:41,912 LATER THIS YEAR. STEVE HARVEY, EVERYBODY! 597 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,315 BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL PENA. 598 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:45,049 n't n feeling quite like myself. 599 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,123 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 600 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:56,127 >> Jimmy: HI, MUSIC FROM AVA MAX IS ON THE WAY. 601 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,327 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED AND FUNNY GUY. 602 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:03,401 YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE "ANT-MAN" MOVIES AND "NARCOS: MEXICO" AND 603 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,601 HIS LATEST IS A REBOOT OF THE ORIGINAL CAT VERSUS MOUSE "TOM 604 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,736 AND JERRY" IT OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX TOMORROW. 605 00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:09,272 PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL PEÑA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 606 00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:10,341 HI, MICHAEL. >> WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? 607 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,210 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 608 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,812 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU? 609 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:18,282 >> I'M JUST -- I'M JUST SOUTH OF TAMPA. 610 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,217 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN FLORIDA, OH, ALL RIGHT. 611 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:24,622 >> YEAH, I'M IN FLORIDA. IF NOT, I WOULD TRY TO BE IN THE 612 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:27,491 STUDIO. >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, YOU KNOW 613 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,959 W WHAT? 614 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:29,960 NEXT TIME WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE STUDIO. 615 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,029 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOLFER? 616 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:34,431 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE THERE? >> THAT'S KIND OF ALL I DO. 617 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:38,502 ESPECIALLY DURING THE PANDEMIC. LIKE THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT 618 00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:39,837 YOU COULD DO. OUTDOORS. 619 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,105 IT'S REAL EASY TO SOCIAL DISTANCE. 620 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:45,041 SO I'VE BEEN GOLFING OUT HERE. THAT'S WHERE YOU GO, THAT'S WHAT 621 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:47,244 YOU DO IN FLORIDA. >> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU GO WITH? 622 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,113 PLAY WITH STRANGERS, HAVE A GROUP? 623 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:52,183 WHAT IS IT? >> NO, I FORCE MY KID TO GO. 624 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:53,317 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DO? 625 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,720 >> HE'S 12, I'M LIKE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO AND YOU'RE GOING TO 626 00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,122 LIKE IT! >> Jimmy: DOES HE LIKE IT? 627 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,125 >> YOU KNOW, WHAT HE'S -- WE HAVE TO GO TO A DIFFERENT PART 628 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,928 OF THE DRIVING RANGE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'LL MESS UP ALL THE 629 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,331 SAND TRAPS. HE'S THAT KID THAT -- HE'S 12 630 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:08,999 YEARS OLD. SMART KID. 631 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:12,803 BUT YOU KNOW THERE'S PYRAMIDS OF GOLF BALLS THAT THEY SET OUT FOR 632 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:15,139 GOLFERS? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 633 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:21,812 >> IT'S NOT STUFFY BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT PEOPLE. 634 00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:26,951 HE SAYS," "DIE, BALL." HITS THAT PYRAMID. 635 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,218 FORGET ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE ONE OF THOSE AT 636 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,352 HOME, TOO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 637 00:31:29,422 --> 00:31:32,356 >> YOU'VE GOT TO FORCE THE KID FOR SOME FAMILY TIME. 638 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:35,092 >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD HE RATHER BE DOING? 639 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,695 >> HE'D RATHER BE PLAYING "MINECRAFT." 640 00:31:37,697 --> 00:31:42,165 >> Jimmy: OKAY, RIGHT, YEAH. >> OH, HE LOVES THE "MINECRAFT," 641 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:47,571 BUDDY. >> Jimmy: DOES HE PLAY WITH 642 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:48,438 STRANGERS OR FRIENDS? HOW DOES THAT WORK? 643 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:49,840 >> WHAT THEY DO, IT'S REALLY ODD, MAN. 644 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:54,111 THEY HAVE LIKE THESE, YOU KNOW -- FOR SOME REASON, BECAUSE 645 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,847 PROBABLY THEY WATCH YOUTUBE AND SEE ALL THESE GAMERS WITH, YOU 646 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,116 KNOW, THE MICROPHONES AND HEADSETS. 647 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:04,788 >> YEAH. >> THEY'RE LIT ACTUAERALLY TWO 648 00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,190 APART. [ LAUGHTER ] 649 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,126 WHEN I WAS A KID I'D HAVE WALKIE-TALKIES, WE'D AT LEAST GO 650 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,795 IN THE OTHER ROOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 651 00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:12,596 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE JUST LIKE, YEAH, I GOT 652 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,330 IT. THIS IS AWESOME. 653 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:17,400 JUST GO, GO, GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 654 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:21,205 IT'S -- I GOT A HOUSEHOLD FULL OF LITTLE NERDS. 655 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:25,276 YOU KNOW, TRYING TO BEAT EACH OTHER AT "MINECRAFT." 656 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,545 >> Jimmy: USUALLY YOU'RE IN L.A. WHEN DID YOU MOVE TO L.A.? 657 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:31,215 YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO ORIGINALLY. WHAT YEAR DID YOU COME OUT HERE? 658 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:36,887 >> I -- MAN, IT WAS LIKE -- 25 YEARS AGO, LIKE 1996 OR '95 OR 659 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,223 SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 660 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:44,161 >> I WENT AND -- BY THE WAY, CALIFORNIA'S COMPLETELY 661 00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:47,631 DIFFERENT THAN CHICAGO. I HAD SOME -- LIKE ROOMMATES -- 662 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:51,301 LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU GET STACKED UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, I'LL TAKE 663 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:54,237 ANY ROOMMATE. WE WERE LOSING OUR APARTMENT. 664 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,706 IT WAS MONTH TO MONTH AT OAKWOOD APARTMENTS. 665 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,976 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, YOU LIVED AT THE OAKWOOD APARTMENTS? 666 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:00,043 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DUDE. 667 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:03,647 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IN L.A. LAUGHS WHEN THEY HEAR THAT. 668 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:07,851 IT'S LIKE, IN ORDER TO BECOME FAMOUS, YOU HAVE TO LIVE AT THE 669 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,319 OAKWOOD APARTMENTS AT SOME POINT, RIGHT? 670 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,721 >> YOU HAVE TO. BUT IT'S AWESOME BECAUSE IT'S 671 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:14,725 RIGHT BY WARNER BROTHERS. I USED TO WALK TO AUDITIONS. 672 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:19,330 I COULD ONLY GO TO AUDITIONS AT WARNER BROTHERS, I DIDN'T HAVE A 673 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,597 BUS PASS. [ LAUGHTER ] 674 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,134 AT OAKWOOD APARTMENTS, I HAD THESE ROOMMATES, THE ONLY PEOPLE 675 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:27,004 THERE -- IT'S CALIFORNIA. THEY'RE LIKE, HEY, DUDE, DO YOU 676 00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:29,940 WANT TO COME BE ROOMMATES WITH US? 677 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,409 SURE. SO I'M LIKE, I BECAME ROOMMATES 678 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:37,881 WITH THESE BLUEGRASS PEOPLE THAT LIKE LOVE, YOU KNOW, BOB DYLAN 679 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,283 AND LIVE LIKE THEY WERE IN THE '60S. 680 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,550 >> Jimmy: YOU SEPTEMBER A PHOTOGRAPH. 681 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:43,354 I WONDER IF THESE ARE THE GUYS YOU'RE TALKING -- THAT'S YOU? 682 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:46,023 >> OH, YEAH. YOU SEE THE TENT IN THE 683 00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:49,093 BACKGROUND? >> Jimmy: YES. 684 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,094 >> THAT WASN'T MY IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] 685 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:50,828 >> Jimmy: WERE YOU CAMPING OR HOMELESS? 686 00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:54,965 WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? >> WELL, LOOK. 687 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,101 I CLEARLY DON'T LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE THERE. 688 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,837 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M LIKE -- YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY 689 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:03,374 FACE, LIKE WHAT AM I DOING HERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 690 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:08,912 I GOT A CUP-O-NOODLE IN MY HANDS, AS IF I NEED ANOTHER 691 00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:11,315 REMINDER I'M BROKE. I GOT SOME PRINGLES. 692 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:15,185 AND THAT'S WHAT WE ATE. THE WORST THING ABOUT THAT 693 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:17,253 EXPERIENCE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY FROM CHICAGO, 694 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:23,527 EVERYBODY HAS A HOME. IS THEY HAD LIKE THESE UNISEX 695 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:27,797 BATHROOMS THAT WERE -- IT'S LITERALLY JUST LIKE HOLES IN THE 696 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:28,465 FLOOR. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. 697 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,334 A CAMPSITE, YEAH. >> YEAH. 698 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,403 THE CAMPSITE. I'M NOT USED TO THAT, MAN. 699 00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:36,673 SO I WAITED UNTIL MIDNIGHT. I HELD ALL THE FLUIDS IN. 700 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:40,277 UNTIL MIDNIGHT. AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT I 701 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,279 REALIZED, THOUGH GUYS DON'T STOP. 702 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:46,216 YOU JUST HAVE TO. YOU HAVE TO BARE IT OWL. 703 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,752 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GO IN THE BOWL. 704 00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:52,289 >> YOU'VE GOT TO LET THE DAM GO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WE HAVE 705 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,291 HOLES, REALLY, IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT WAYS. 706 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,026 >> YEAH, BUT AS SOON AS I DID THAT THEY'RE LIKE, DUDE, THAT'S 707 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:57,828 SO COOL, MAN. I WAS LIKE, DUDE, DON'T TALK TO 708 00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,564 ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:03,633 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE IN THIS NEW "TOM AND JERRY" MOVIE. 710 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:08,171 I'VE BEEN SEEING THE SIGNS, MY KIDS HAVE BEEN SEEING THE 711 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,374 BILLBOARDS. SO WE STARTED WATCHING THE OLD 712 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,309 "TOM AND JERRY" CARTOONS. >> OH, THAT'S COOL! 713 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:14,645 >> Jimmy: TO GET THEM READY FOR IT. 714 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,648 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S SO DIFFERENT THAN THE CARTOONS WE 715 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:18,916 HAVE NOW. >> I KNOW. 716 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,651 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO INSANELY VIOLENT. 717 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,718 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DUDE. 718 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,855 AND IT'S A LITTLE RICKY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 719 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:25,723 ESPECIALLY THE BLACK AND WHITE ONES. 720 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,459 THERE'S A LOT OF INNUENDOS AND STUFF. 721 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:33,130 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S ALSO KIND OF NICE TO SEE, LIKE CARTOON 722 00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:35,132 ANIMALS TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER AGAIN. 723 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,133 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL -- 724 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,068 EVERYBODY -- THEY ARE SO SWEET NOW. 725 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,003 THEY'RE SO -- EVERYTHING IS SO GENTLE NOW. 726 00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,204 >> YEAH. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A 727 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,206 STANCE THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 728 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:47,144 >> Jimmy: IT IS. >> YOU'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT, 729 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:50,080 DUDE? CARTOONS ARE WAY TOO SAFE NOW! 730 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,417 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THE CROWD WITH A POSTER. 731 00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,685 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, JERRY'S GOT 732 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:58,622 A HATCHET, HE'S TRYING TO CHOP TOM'S HEAD OFF, IT'S GREAT 733 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:01,291 STUFF. >> I KNOW, BUT THAT'S WHAT WE 734 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:02,626 GREW UP ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WE TURNED 735 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:03,494 OUT WEIRD. THAT'S RIGHT. 736 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:04,561 [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY. 737 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,964 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU SHOOT 738 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:10,901 THIS MOVIE? >> SO WE SHOT IT IN ENGLAND. 739 00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:12,636 AND I BROUGHT THE FAMILY WITH ME. 740 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,971 AND IT WAS AWESOME. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, YEAH. 741 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:18,241 >> YEAH. ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT 742 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,310 ENGLAND IS, YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO EVERYTHING. 743 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:23,180 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA, IT'S ALMOST LIKE 744 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:27,250 GOING TO -- IT'S JUST AS FAST TO GO TO LAS VEGAS. 745 00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,320 WE WENT TO PARIS. AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO 746 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,455 PARIS. WE ACTUALLY WENT TO PARIS. 747 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:34,591 IT'S ONLY LIKE AN HOUR AWAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 748 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,995 >> IN THE TRAIN. AND, WELL, I REMEMBER -- I 749 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,465 REMEMBER MY SON. HE LOVES CROISSANTS. 750 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:46,136 AND HE ASKED THIS GUY IN PARIS, HI, CAN I BUY A CROISSANT? 751 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,407 AND I'M WITH HIM. THE GUY'S LIKE, EH, EH? 752 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:54,210 LIKE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. HE KEPT SAYING IT. 753 00:36:54,280 --> 00:37:05,555 FINALLY HE THOUGHT, CAN I HAVE A "KWA-SAUNT"? 754 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,357 COME ON, MAN. THE EQUIVALENCY OF AN AMERICAN 755 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,359 GOING TO MEXICO, CAN I GET A TACO? 756 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:14,364 THEY'RE LIKE, NO COMPRENDO. >> Jimmy: WELL. 757 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:17,834 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S A FRIENDLIER VIBE IN 758 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,503 MEXICO, LET'S JUST SAY THAT. >> YEAH, LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 759 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,639 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 760 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:27,176 GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY. AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING 761 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:28,512 YOU AGAIN SOON RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH. 762 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,381 MICHAEL PENA, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 763 00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:34,451 "TOM AND JERRY" OPENS IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX 764 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:36,386 TOMORROW. WE'LL BE BACK WITH AVA MAX! 765 00:37:40,993 --> 00:37:45,061 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 766 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,597 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT IS MUSIC TIME. 767 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:52,536 HERE WITH THE SONG "MY HEAD AND MY HEART," AVA MAX! 768 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,407 ♪ ♪ BABY NOW AND THEN 769 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:59,876 I THINK ABOUT ME NOW AND WHO I COULD HAVE BEEN 770 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:04,481 AND THEN I PICTURE ALL ♪ ♪ THE PERFECT THAT WE LIVED 771 00:38:04,549 --> 00:38:08,418 'TIL I CUT THE STRINGS ON YOUR TINY VIOLIN 772 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:12,555 OH WOAH ♪ ♪ MY MIND'S GOT A M-M-MIND 773 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:15,092 OF ITS OWN RIGHT NOW AND IT MAKES ME HATE ME ♪ 774 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,159 ♪ I'LL EXPLODE LIKE A DYNAMITE 775 00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:20,564 IF I CAN'T DECIDE BABY ♪ ♪ MY HEAD AND MY HEART 776 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:27,371 ARE TORTURING ME, YEAH LOST MY MIND IN YOUR ARMS 777 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:28,772 I GO TO EXTREMES YEAH ♪ ♪ WHEN ANGELS TELL ME RUN 778 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,776 AND MONSTERS CALL IT LOVE OH, MY HEAD AND MY HEART ARE 779 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:37,113 CAUGHT IN-BETWEEN, YEAH ♪ ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 780 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:42,519 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 781 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:43,854 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 782 00:38:43,856 --> 00:38:49,258 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 783 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,995 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ TELL ME YES OR NO 784 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:57,467 ASKING THE HEAVENS SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO ♪ 785 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,203 ♪ YOU HELD MY HAND WHEN I HAD NOTHING LEFT TO HOLD 786 00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:08,345 AND NOW I'M ON A ROLL OH, OH WOAH ♪ 787 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,480 ♪ MY MIND'S GOT A M-M-MIND OF ITS OWN RIGHT NOW 788 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,483 AND IT MAKES ME HATE ME ♪ I'LL EXPLODE 789 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:16,419 LIKE A DYNAMITE IF I CAN'T DECIDE BABY ♪ 790 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:19,422 ♪ MY HEAD AND MY HEART ARE TORTURING ME, YEAH 791 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:23,693 LOST MY MIND IN YOUR ARMS I GO TO EXTREMES, YEAH ♪ 792 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:27,564 ♪ WHEN ANGELS TELL ME RUN AND MONSTERS CALL IT LOVE 793 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:32,903 OH, MY HEAD AND MY HEART ARE CAUGHT IN BETWEEN YEAH ♪ 794 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:38,374 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 795 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:40,310 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 796 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:44,448 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 797 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:51,521 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 798 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:59,930 ♪ I'M STANDIN' AT THE CROSSROADS I CROSS MY HEART 799 00:39:59,932 --> 00:40:00,597 WITH X AND Os ♪ ♪ WHICH WAY LEADS 800 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:03,466 TO FOREVER? WOAH-OH-OH-OH-OH 801 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:12,876 GOD ONLY KNOWS ♪ ♪ YEAH OH 802 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:13,943 ♪ MY HEAD AND MY HEART ARE TORTURING ME, YEAH 803 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,946 LOST MY MIND IN YOUR ARMS I GO TO EXTREMES, YEAH ♪ 804 00:40:15,948 --> 00:40:19,149 ♪ WHEN ANGELS TELL ME RUN AND MONSTERS CALL IT LOVE 805 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:22,085 OH, MY HEAD AND MY HEART ARE CAUGHT IN-BETWEEN, YEAH ♪ 806 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:27,356 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 807 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:32,562 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 808 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,364 ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA 809 00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:39,635 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA YEAH YEAH 810 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:43,206 LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK STEVE 811 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:53,382 HARVEY, MICHAEL PENA, AVA MAX. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON, WE RAN 812 00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,518 OUT OF TIME. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 813 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:56,920 THANKS FOR WATCHING ALL THE WAY TO THE END. 814 00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:00,791 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO, MOST DO, SO I THANK YOU AND WISH YOU A VERY 815 00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:04,260 GOOD NIGHT.