1 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:09,075 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,344 TONIGHT, DAISY RIDLEY, 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,277 JUSTICE SMITH, AND MUSIC FROM ASHE AND FINNEAS. 4 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:22,554 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HELLO. 5 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:23,622 WOW, THAT'S ME, EVERYBODY. I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,359 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:27,760 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON WHAT WAS, I HAVE TO ADMIT, AN 8 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,962 UNPRODUCTIVE DAY HERE AT WORK. WE WERE VERY DISTRACTED BY THIS 9 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:32,431 DEEP FAKE FAMILY TREE TECHNOLOGY. 10 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:36,835 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? THE WEBSITE MY HERITAGE CAME UP 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,038 WITH SOMETHING THEY CALL "DEEP NOSTALGIA." 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:44,176 YOU UPLOAD AN OLD PHOTOGRAPH USUALLY OF A LONG-DECEASED 13 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:48,647 FAMILY MEMBER AND IT BRINGS THEM TO LIFE, IT ANIMATES THEIR FACE. 14 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:52,785 I TRIED IT WITH MY GREAT GRANDFATHER. 15 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:55,988 PASQUALE CIOFFI. BORN IN THE 1800s. 16 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:56,989 YOU CAN SEE WHERE I GOT MY FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:59,859 IT'S UNSETTLING. THIS TECHNOLOGY, IT'S A GREAT 18 00:00:59,861 --> 00:01:03,462 WAY TO SEE WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE SHORTLY 19 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,597 AFTER HAVING A STROKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,600 IT'S NOT JUST FOR DEAD PEOPLE. WE DID ONE FOR GUILLERMO. 21 00:01:07,602 --> 00:01:10,803 [ LAUGHTER ] GUILLERMO, THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD 22 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:16,408 LOOK LIKE IF YOU DRANK DAYQUIL AND NYQUIL AT THE SAME TIME. 23 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,878 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Guillermo: THAT'S WEIRD. 24 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,213 >> Jimmy: IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? >> Guillermo: VERY WEIRD. 25 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:24,349 >> Jimmy: SECURITY FORCES ARE ON HIGH ALERT AT THE CAPITOL 26 00:01:24,419 --> 00:01:27,219 TONIGHT THANKS TO A QANON PROPHECY THAT SAYS TOMORROW IS 27 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:30,088 THE DAY DONALD TRUMP WILL RETURN TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 28 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,158 TRIUMPHANTLY. MARCH 4th IS THE DATE ON WHICH 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:39,498 THEY USED TO INAUGURATE PRESIDENTS A HUNDRED YEARS AGO 30 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,500 AND THE THEORY SOME OF THESE Q-ANUTS ARE SPREADING AROUND IS 31 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,837 THAT TOMORROW WILL BE SOME KIND OF AWAKENING. 32 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,438 EMPEROR PALPATEENYHANDS WILL STRIKE BACK. 33 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,706 JUST LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ON JANUARY 6th. 34 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,777 HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE THESE PEOPLE GONNA PREPARE FOR A 35 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,179 VICTORY THAT DOESN'T COME? I DON'T KNOW WHO "Q" IS BUT HE'S 36 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:58,717 DEFINITELY A CLIPPERS FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,519 [ APPLAUSE ] MAKE NO MISTAKE, I'LL BET 38 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,454 ANYTHING ON IT, DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE 39 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,190 TOMORROW. HE'LL BE AT MAR-A-LAGO, BERATING 40 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,992 THE MAID FOR ONLY LEAVING ONE McNUGGET ON HIS PILLOW. 41 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:12,130 [ LAUGHTER ] DAVE WEIGEL FROM "THE WASHINGTON 42 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,332 POST" CAME UP WITH SOMETHING FUNNY. 43 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:18,737 HE CAUGHT UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A DIFFERENT DATE FOR TRUMP IN 44 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,472 MIND. HE WROTE, MET KEN, WHO INFORMED 45 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:24,543 ME TRUMP IS STILL IN COMMAND OF THE MILITARY AND TRUMP WILL BE 46 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,413 INAUGURATED AGAIN ON MARCH 20th. BIDEN IS ACTING AS PRESIDENT AS 47 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:32,351 A RUSE WHILE THE POPE AND OTHERS ARE ROUNDED UP. 48 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:33,419 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN IS IN ON THIS TOO? 49 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:38,223 KEN -- I WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH KEN ON MARCH 21st. 50 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:41,827 THE DAY AFTER HIS PROPHECY DOESN'T COME TRUE. 51 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,763 YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A MAN WEARING THE FLAG AS CLOTHES. 52 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,498 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THERE WAS ANOTHER 53 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,968 RETURN TO FORM. AS MANY OF THE REPUBLICANS WHO 54 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:54,106 INITIALLY DENOUNCED THE PRESIDENT FOR HIS DESPICABLE 55 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:55,907 ACTS ON AND LEADING UP TO JANUARY 6th NOW AND ARE TRY AND 56 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:58,978 GET BACK IN HIS GOOD GRACES. NIKKI HALEY, KEVIN McCARTHY, 57 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,313 LINDSEY GRAHAM. THE ONE WHO WAS ACTUALLY IN 58 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,515 DANGER, MIKE PENCE, HAS OFFICIALLY SURRENDERED HIS 59 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,584 TESTICLES. THE FORMER VICE POODLE WROTE AN 60 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,120 OP-ED IN WHICH HE SAID AMONG OTHER THINGS, THAT THE ELECTION 61 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:13,726 WAS "MARKED BY SIGNIFICANT VOTING IRREGULARITIES." 62 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:18,464 HE CITED MULTIPLE CLAIMS OF VOTER FRAUD, NO PROOF, OF COURSE 63 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,867 BUT MULTIPLE CLAIMS. PENCE HAS BEEN EXILED TO SIBERIA 64 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:27,072 AFTER REFUSING TO INTERFERE WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS. 65 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,140 AFTER HE DIDN'T DO WHAT TRUMP TOLD HIM TO DO. 66 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,943 SO NOW HE WANTS BACK IN. WHO IS HE WRITING THIS FOR? 67 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,878 I MEAN, WHAT GOOD DOES THIS DO? HE KNOWS TRUMP CAN'T READ. 68 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:36,615 [ LAUGHTER ] HE FOUND THAT OUT WHEN THEY 69 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:40,953 TRIED PLAYING BANANAGRAMS ON AIR FORCE ONE. 70 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:44,557 [ LAUGHTER ] READING IS NOT A THING HE DOES. 71 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:46,492 THE SUPPOSED GOAL OF THE OP-ED WAS TO DENOUNCE HR-1, THE VOTING 72 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,960 REFORM BILL THAT PASSED IN THE HOUSE TODAY. 73 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,295 HE CALLED IT AN "UNCONSTITUTIONAL POWER GRAB" BY 74 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,764 DEMOCRATS. GEE, I WONDER WHERE THEY GOT 75 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:53,431 THAT IDEA? [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:57,503 MIKE PENCE IS LIKE IF C-3PO WORKED AT THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 77 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,638 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, REPUBLICANS ARE DOING 78 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,574 ALL THEY CAN TO MAKE IT HARDER FOR MINORITIES TO VOTE. 79 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:06,779 DID YOU KNOW ONE OF THE REASONS DEMOCRATS DID SO WELL IN GEORGIA 80 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,781 WAS BECAUSE OF A PUSH CALLED "SOULS TO THE POLLS"? 81 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:13,853 THIS WAS A THING THAT ENCOURAGED BLACK VOTERS TO VOTE AFTER 82 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,654 CHURCH ON SUNDAY. IT MASSIVELY INCREASED TURNOUT 83 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,057 FOR VOTERS. SO WHAT DID REPUBLICANS PASS IN 84 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,658 THE GEORGIA HOUSE? A BILL THAT LIMITS VOTING ON 85 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:23,728 SUNDAYS. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP. 86 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:27,399 I MEAN, WELL, IT'S THE LORD'S DAY, WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE 87 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,468 EXERCISING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO VOTE ON THAT DAY! 88 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:30,336 BUT WE WILL KEEP THE GOLF COURSES OPEN. 89 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:35,340 RIGHT? YES, OKAY, GOOD. 90 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,408 [ LAUGHTER ] OVER AT AMAZON, THE COMPANY NOT 91 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,678 THE JUNGLE, NOT ONLY IS JEFF BEZOS OUT, SO IS THEIR NEW 92 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:44,883 LOGO FOR THEIR APP. THEY HAVE A NEW LOGO FOR THEIR 93 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:45,951 APP, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED IT ON YOUR PHONE. 94 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,687 THEY HAD TO CHANGE IT BECAUSE -- WELL, YOU'LL SEE. 95 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:53,692 >> AMAZON HAS CHANGED ITS NEW APP LOGO AFTER CRITICS CLAIMED 96 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,162 IT RESEMBLED HITLER'S FACIAL FEATURES. 97 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:56,962 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, THERE HE 98 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,031 IS. "WE'RE OUT OF VANILLA EXTRACT, 99 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:04,303 LET ME JUST CLICK ON HITLER HERE." 100 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:06,839 IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THE PERSON WHO DREW THIS WENT WHEN HE HEARD 101 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:10,442 THIS? THAT'S NOT HITLER! 102 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,312 HITLER DIDN'T HAVE A HALF SMILE! HITLER REALLY MADE AN 103 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,448 IMPRESSION. HE REALLY DID. 104 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,716 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. IN ENGLAND THEY ARE I GUESS IN 105 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:22,655 THE NAME OF SOMETHING, THEY'RE REBRANDING HUMAN MILK. 106 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:27,459 >> UK HEALTH OFFICIALS ARE INSTRUCTING NURSES TO SAY "CHEST 107 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:31,196 MILK" INSTEAD OF "BREAST MILK." THE GUIDELINES STATE IT'S PART 108 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:33,065 OF AN EFFORT TO BE MORE INCLUSIVE. 109 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:35,801 >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT SHOULD KEEP FOX NEWS GOING FOR ANOTHER WEEK. 110 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,402 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE RIGHT 111 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,872 NOW? A TALL GLASS OF CHEST MILK. 112 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:46,545 I GET IT FROM MY CHEST NUTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:53,686 I ROAST THEM ON THE OPEN FIRE. IT'S REALLY A DELICIOUS THING. 114 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,288 THE CDC IS HANDING OUT GUIDELINES FOR THOSE WHO'VE BEEN 115 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:00,025 VACCINATED TO TRANSITION BACK TO NORMAL LIFE. 116 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,559 THEY SAY IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE'RE ALL DREADING 117 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,762 HAVING TO GO TO OUR FRIENDS' HOMES FOR DINNER AGAIN. 118 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:09,902 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE 65 AND NOT 119 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:10,836 AN ESSENTIAL WORKER, IT SEEMS THE BEST WAY TO GET THE VACCINE 120 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,637 RIGHT NOW IS TO MOVE TO NORTH CAROLINA. 121 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:15,841 >> IN JUST THREE WEEKS, PEOPLE WHO HAVE CERTAIN HIGH-RISK 122 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,443 MEDICAL CONDITIONS ARE ELIGIBLE TO GET THE VACCINE. 123 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:22,181 CURRENT AND FORMER SMOKERS ARE INCLUDED IN THAT GROUP. 124 00:06:22,183 --> 00:06:24,917 ANYONE WHO HAS SMOKED AT LEAST 100 CIGARETTES IN THE PAST. 125 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:29,121 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT, LIKE 126 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,522 EVERYONE? [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,257 THAT'S FIVE PACKS OF CIGARETTES, 100. 128 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:33,191 MY AUNT CHIPPY SMOKES THAT IN A DAY! 129 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:36,462 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT KIND OF A MESSAGE IS THIS? 130 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:40,465 IF YOU WANT THE VACCINE YOU'VE GOT TO SMOKE A HUNDRED 131 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:41,333 CIGARETTES AND THAT'S THAT? I DON'T KNOW. 132 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,534 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GREAT 133 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:46,671 LENGTHS TO GET THIS VACCINE. THERE ARE EVEN REPORTS OF YOUNG 134 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:49,474 PEOPLE DRESSING UP LIKE SENIOR CITIZENS TO JUMP THE LINE. 135 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,611 IN FACT, YESTERDAY HERE IN L.A., TWO PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT TRYING TO 136 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:53,612 DO THAT. SO WE REACHED OUT TO THE ALLEGED 137 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,748 PERPETRATORS, WHO, FOR THE RECORD, MAINTAIN THEIR 138 00:06:55,816 --> 00:07:01,153 INNOCENCE. AND THEY ARE JOINING US NOW FROM 139 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,955 THEIR ROOM AT THE SUNNY D SENIOR CENTER. 140 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,155 SAY HELLO TO HARVEY AND MIRIAM GREENBERG. 141 00:07:04,225 --> 00:07:14,165 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HELLO, MR. AND MRS. GREENBURG, 142 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:15,233 HOW ARE YOU? >> WHAT? 143 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:20,038 >> Jimmy: I SAID, HOW ARE YOU? I SAID, HOW ARE YOU? 144 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,106 >> HOW AM I? >> Jimmy: YES! 145 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:23,508 HOW ARE YOU? >> TERRIBLE! 146 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:26,178 THE PUNKS AT DODGER STADIUM WOULDN'T GIVE US THE VACCINE! 147 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:30,515 >> AND MY SCIATICA IS ACTING UP! OY VEY! 148 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,450 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT 149 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,321 BUT YOU DO LOOK VERY YOUNG. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 150 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:39,658 >> 200. >> AND 50! 151 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,126 >> Jimmy: 250? THAT IS OLD. 152 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:46,064 WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN? >> WE DON'T KNOW. 153 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,466 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YEAR YOU WERE BORN? 154 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:50,469 >> NO! WE DON'T. 155 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,070 >> WE'RE SO OLD, WE FORGOT. >> RIGHT. 156 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,606 SO DROP IT, YOU LITTLE [ BLEEP ]! 157 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,275 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M JUST TRYING TO 158 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:57,876 MAKE SURE. >> YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BUST 159 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,346 OUR NUTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:08:00,414 --> 00:08:04,416 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT TRYING TO BUST YOUR -- I'M NOT -- 161 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:05,417 >> WHY ARE YOU BUSTING OUR NUTS? >> Jimmy: I'M NOT! 162 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:06,685 >> IN MY DAY, WE HAD RESPECT FOR OUR ELDERS! 163 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:12,824 >> IN MY DAY, IF WE WANTED AN APPLE, WE HAD TO CLIMB A TREE! 164 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,493 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE HAVE IT. 165 00:08:14,561 --> 00:08:16,428 THANK YOU, HARVEY AND MIRIAM. I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. 166 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,833 >> WHAT? >> WHAT? 167 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:25,170 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE NEVER MIND. OLD PEOPLE, YOU KNOW? 168 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,438 [ APPLAUSE ] THE HEARING GOES, GUILLERMO, ONE 169 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,974 OF THE FIRST THINGS TO GO. >> Guillermo: YEAH, FOR SURE. 170 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,976 >> Jimmy: WE'RE COMING UP ON A YEAR OF THIS NOW. 171 00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:33,846 AND A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE MARCH OF LAST YEAR. 172 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,516 AND SO AS WE APPROACH 12 MONTHS OF LOCKDOWN, WE THOUGHT IT WISE 173 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:41,320 TO LOOK BACK AT WHAT WAS GOING ON ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK IN 174 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:48,326 "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY! 175 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,930 IT'S THE FIRST WEEK OF MARCH. DOUBLE JACKSONS. 176 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,667 THAT'S 2020 TO YOU. THE WORLD HAS A MYSTERIOUS 177 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,871 FEVER. COUGH-COUGH! 178 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,073 OLYMPIC FEVER! A FEW MONTHS UNTIL THE SUMMER 179 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,407 GAMES. BUT WAIT! 180 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:06,678 THE SCIENTISTS ARE AT IT AGAIN, REPORTING COVID-19 HAS A DEATH 181 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:11,416 RATE OF 3.4%. PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS 182 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,951 DIFFERENTLY. >> I THINK 3.4% IS A FALSE 183 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:16,688 NUMBER, I WOULD SAY THE NUMBER IS WAY UNDER 1%. 184 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,490 THIS IS JUST MY HUNCH. >> OH, WHAT A FUNKY HUNCH! 185 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:21,894 AND HOW DOES THE FINANCIAL SECTOR THINK WE SHOULD RANK 186 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,161 THIS? >> MAYBE WE'D BE BETTER OFF IF 187 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,832 WE GAVE IT TO EVERYBODY AND THEN IN A MONTH IT WOULD BE OVER. 188 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,369 BECAUSE THE MORTALITY RATE OF THIS PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO BE 189 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:33,372 ANY DIFFERENT IF WE DID IT THAT WAY. 190 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:40,379 >> STRONG WORDS, YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT A MORON. 191 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:41,580 MEANWHILE, TRUMP WORKS HARD ON A VACCINE. 192 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,716 >> YOU TAKE A SOLID FLU VACCINE, YOU DON'T THINK THAT WOULD HAVE 193 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,385 AN IMPACT ON CORONA? >> NO. 194 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:51,056 >> OH, WELL. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE STAYING 195 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,525 IN OUR COUNTRY, THEY'RE SHOPPING AND USING OUR HOTELS IN THIS 196 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,060 COUNTRY. FROM THAT STANDPOINT, I THINK 197 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,062 PROBABLY IT IS A POSITIVE IMPACT. 198 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,866 >> HOORAY FOR TRUMP HOTELS! SAYS DANCING DEMOCRAT TOM 199 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,268 STEYER. A POLITICAL FIGURE AMERICA IS 200 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,604 SURE TO NEVER FORGET. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 201 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,074 COVID HISTORY!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 202 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:13,545 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. FUN TO LOOK BACK. 203 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,213 THE OTHER PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IS WHAT 204 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,347 DOCTORS ARE CALLING A "BABY BUST." 205 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:20,285 BIRTH RATES ARE DOWN AND RESEARCHERS ARE WARNING THAT BY 206 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,555 THE END OF THE CENTURY, WE COULD HAVE MORE TV SHOWS THAN PEOPLE. 207 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,422 [ LAUGHTER ] WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM, I'M NOT 208 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:29,294 SURE. IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE GOING, 209 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,762 I WISH THE ZOO WAS MORE CROWDED. [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:35,767 TEN YEARS AGO, WASN'T EVERYONE SCREAMING ABOUT OVERPOPULATION? 211 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,235 THAT WAS THE BIG THING IN THE '70s. 212 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,038 NOW THEY'RE SAYING WE AREN'T HAVING ENOUGH KIDS. 213 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,907 HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE, GUILLERMO? 214 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,041 >> Guillermo: ONE. >> Jimmy: SEE? 215 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:46,110 >> Guillermo: YES. >> Jimmy: YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE 216 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,112 KIDS. >> Guillermo: THAT'S WHAT I KEEP 217 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,381 TELLING MY WIFE ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: YOU DO? 218 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:50,716 >> Guillermo: YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE SAY? 219 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:54,652 DID YOU TELL HER THAT THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT? 220 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,322 >> Guillermo: I DO, BUT SHE SAY "NO WAY." 221 00:10:57,391 --> 00:11:00,725 >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE 222 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,661 TO YOU? >> Guillermo: NO, WE MAKE LOVE. 223 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,730 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DO? 224 00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,664 >> Guillermo: LOVE IS NOT THE PROBLEM, JIMMY. 225 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,934 >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT? >> Guillermo: NO. 226 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,001 SHE JUST DON'T WANT NO MORE KIDS. 227 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:16,674 >> Jimmy: OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,875 HOW OFTOFTEN, DO YOU MIND ME ASKING? 229 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,945 >> Guillermo: TWO TIMES A WEEK. >> Jimmy: IS IT SCHEDULED? 230 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:24,883 >> Guillermo: NO. >> Jimmy: COMES OUT OF NOWHERE? 231 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:25,550 >> Guillermo: JUST COME OUT OF ME. 232 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:29,221 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 233 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:36,294 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S A GOOD GRAPHIC TURN. 234 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,362 >> Guillermo: GO PUT THE KID TO SLEEP! 235 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,564 >> Jimmy: HOLD ON, I'M JUST GOING TO TRY TO IMAGINE IT. 236 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:41,833 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T. 237 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:45,837 I CAN'T SEE IT, NO. >> Guillermo: NO? 238 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:46,838 >> Jimmy: NO. >> Guillermo: NOTHING? 239 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:51,643 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE IMAGINING A TELETUBBY HAVING 240 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:52,644 SEX. >> Guillermo: OH MY GOD, I HAVE 241 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,713 A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 242 00:11:54,781 --> 00:12:04,989 >> Jimmy: I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT. HOW MUCH LOVE DO YOU HAVE TO 243 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,124 GIVE? >> Guillermo: A LOT, FROM HERE 244 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,994 ALL THE WAY TO THE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT MAKE YOU 245 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,329 FEEL LIKE? >> Guillermo: GREAT, FANTASTIC. 246 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:16,200 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU KNOW OUR JOKE. HOW MUCH LOVE DO YOU HAVE TO 247 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,268 GIVE? >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, I FEEL 248 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,870 LIKE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE, TOO MUCH LOVE. 249 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:23,275 I HAVE TOO MUCH LOVE. >> Jimmy: I MADE A MISTAKE GOING 250 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,543 TO YOU, AND I APOLOGIZE. >> Guillermo: THAT'S OKAY. 251 00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:28,746 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE 252 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,481 WENT THERE. >> Guillermo: KEEP GOING WITH 253 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:32,150 THE MONOLOGUE. [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,618 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY. WE'RE NOT HAVING BABIES. 255 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,353 HE FEELS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. 256 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,355 >> Guillermo: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:41,426 >> Jimmy: THIS HAS BEEN EXACERBATED BY, YOU KNOW, THE 258 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:45,297 HIGHER COST OF LIVING. WOMEN FOCUSING ON CAREERS 259 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,365 INSTEAD OF MOTHERHOOD. THE INVENTION OF THE iPHONE. 260 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,502 THE DEAD OF BARRY WHITE. ALL OF THESE THINGS HAVE PLAYED 261 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,836 A ROLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,571 NOW THEY'RE LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO MARKET THE IDEA OF PARENTHOOD 263 00:12:53,640 --> 00:13:02,247 TO A SKEPTICAL GENERATION. >> YOU LOVED BABY YODA, BABY 264 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:06,184 GROOT, BABY PEANUT. NOW THERE'S A CUTER BABY IN 265 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:10,521 TOWN, BABY PERSON. YOUR INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS WILL GO 266 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:13,057 OMG! OPEN YOUR BIRTHING CANAL AND LET 267 00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:18,730 THE "LIKES" POUR IN. BABY PERSON ISN'T JUST CUTE, 268 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:21,399 IT'S MULTI FUNCTIONAL, BRINGING YOU A BROAD SET OF FUNCTIONS 269 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,601 LIKE ALARM CLOCK. [ BABY CRYING ] 270 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,871 FOOD PROCESSOR. AND ROOMBA. 271 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:31,009 BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT. JUST ASK THIS SATISFIED 272 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,145 CUSTOMER. [ BABY SCREAMING ] 273 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:35,079 >> THIS IS REAL LIFE, THIS IS MOM LIFE. 274 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:38,884 >> GET YOUR BABY PERSON TODAY. >> ARE YOU OKAY? 275 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,553 >> BABY PERSON, FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT UTERUS. 276 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,822 >> PAID FOR BY UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN 277 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,889 SERVICES. [ APPLAUSE ] 278 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,358 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN TO HAVE 279 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,960 A KID. DRESS THEM UP LIKE A LOBSTER, 280 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:53,431 THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO. WE HAVE A VERY GOOD SHOW 281 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,902 TONIGHT. JUSTICE SMITH IS HERE IN PERSON. 282 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:57,769 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ASHE AND FINNEAS. 283 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,704 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAISY RIDLEY. 284 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,272 SO STICK AROUND! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 285 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:15,654 ♪ >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK. 286 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,789 TONIGHT FROM THE NEW HBO MAX SERIES "GENERATION," 287 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,591 JUSTICE SMITH WILL JOIN US. WHAT A GOOD NAME THAT IS. 288 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,993 JUSTICE SMITH. THEN LATER NOT ONE, BUT TWO 289 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,061 TALENTED SINGER-SONGWRITERS. THEIR NEW SONG TOGETHER IS 290 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,863 CALLED "TILL FOREVER FALLS APART" MUSIC FROM ASHE AND 291 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:34,206 FINNEAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 292 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,540 OH, WE HAVE A GOOD ONE TOMORROW. SACHA BARON COHEN AND 293 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:38,143 WESLEY SNIPES WILL JOIN US WITH MUSIC FROM CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE. 294 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,410 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] PLEASE JOIN US TOO. 295 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,481 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN INTERGALACTIC MOVIE STAR WHOSE 296 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:47,953 NEW FILM TAKES PLACE IN A WORLD WITHOUT WOMEN, IT'S CALLED 297 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:51,022 "CHAOS WALKING." IT COSTARS TOM HOL LEFT-HAND 298 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,891 SIDE, IT OPENS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO 299 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,293 DAISY RIDLEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 300 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,494 HI, DAISY. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? 301 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,498 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? >> I'M OKAY, THANKS. 302 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,766 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. 303 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,569 YOU'RE IN LONDON, RIGHT? >> I AM. 304 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,706 AND IT'S 12:30-SOMETHING, SO IT'S LATE FOR ME. 305 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:11,042 >> Jimmy: LATE FOR YOU. ARE YOU A NIGHT OWL IN GENERAL 306 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:15,313 OR NO? >> I MEAN, THIS IS LATE FOR ME 307 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,784 TO BE UP, BUT I OFTEN LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT LIKE THIS. 308 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,852 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> UNABLE TO SLEEP. 309 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:25,790 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY NIGHTS A WEEK DO YOU LAY AWAKE? 310 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,659 >> AT LEAST TWO. >> Jimmy: OH, AT LEAST TWO. 311 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:31,996 WELL, THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT THINGS? 312 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,197 WHAT'S GOING ON, TELL ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,400 >> WELL, MY SISTER SAID TO ME IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF 314 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,871 THOUGHTS A THE NIGHT, SO I SHOULD TAKE THE ENERGY DOWN. 315 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,473 SO MY NEW THING IS I TAP MY FEET TOGETHER. 316 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,877 >> Jimmy: OH, LIKE 60 TIMES TO TRY TO BRING THE ENERGY DOWN TO 317 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,878 MY FEET, WHICH WORKS. >> Jimmy: IT DOES? 318 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,547 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET 319 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,948 TOGETHER 60 TIMES IT WILL GET YOU TO SLEEP? 320 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:57,355 >> WELL, THEN I, LIKE, ENVISAGE THE ENERGY GO OUT MY FEET. 321 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,157 IT WORKED FOR TWO WEEKS, IT DID WORK FOR A BIT. 322 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,026 IT WORKED-ISH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A BAD TIP, 323 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,629 I GUESS, IT'S WORTH TRYING. I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE TONIGHT 324 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,966 WILL BE TAPPING THEIR FEET TOGETHER AS A RESULT OF YOU 325 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,033 DOING THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,370 MOST OF THE PEOPLE WATCHING RIGHT NOW ARE ONLY WATCHING 327 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:16,707 BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:22,447 IT'S MY JOB -- I AM THEIR FOOT TAPPING, REALLY IN A WAY. 329 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,383 AND YOU'RE IN A HOTEL, RIGHT? >> I AM. 330 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,852 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE. >> IT'S SO NICE, WORKING 331 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,587 SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T HOME, IT'S WONDERFUL. 332 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,456 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE BEING IN A HOTEL? 333 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,191 >> YEAH. I MEAN, I LEFT THE HOUSE, I GOT 334 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:37,128 HERE, I GET TO DO THIS. >> Jimmy: OH, DID YOU FEEL 335 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:42,066 COOPED UP AFTER BEING LOCKED DOWN FOR HOWEVER LONG YOU'VE 336 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,268 BEEN LOCKED DOWN? >> I MEAN, NOT SO MUCH. 337 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,339 IT JUST FEELS -- WELL, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY, I HAVEN'T REALLY 338 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,675 BEEN DOING MUCH AT ALL. IT FELT NICE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 339 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,478 IT FELT LIKE I MADE A JOURNEY IN ORDER TO DO THIS. 340 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,014 IT FELT GOOD, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'VE HAD A FEW OF OUR 341 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,217 CO-WORKERS AT THE SHOW WORKING FROM HOME WHO WE HAD TO BRING 342 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:03,154 THEM IN BECAUSE WE'RE WORRIED THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A FULL 343 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,824 MENTAL BREAKDOWN IF THEY REMAINED AT HOME. 344 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,091 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY HAVE REALLY NO REASON TO BE 345 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,225 HERE, OTHER THAN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:14,299 AND THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 347 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,169 DAISY, I HEARD, AND I'M VERY INTERESTED IN THIS AND WHY YOU 348 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,437 DID IT AND WHAT EXACTLY IT IS THAT YOU DID. 349 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:25,109 BUT I HEARD THAT YOU LEARNED SOMETHING OVER THIS PAST YEAR. 350 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,111 >> HM. >> Jimmy: YOU TOOK CLASSES AND 351 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,180 LEARNED SOMETHING SERIOUS? >> YEAH. 352 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:37,255 I DID A COURSE TO BECOME A DOULA. 353 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,589 >> Jimmy: A BABY COACH, A BIRTH COACH? 354 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:43,128 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? >> WOULD SAY A DOULA IS THERE TO 355 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,663 SUPPORT THE MOM. A LOT OF IT'S ABOUT BABY, AND 356 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,931 OBVIOUSLY WE WANT BABY TO BE HEALTHY AND HAPPY. 357 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,734 IT'S REALLY TO SUPPORT THE -- ACTUALLY, THE PARENTS. 358 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:50,935 BUT YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOULA IS A JOB THAT 359 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:55,273 WAS INVENTED BECAUSE MEN ARE BASICALLY WORTHLESS WHEN IT 360 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,942 COMES TO THE WHOLE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,879 -- BABY COMING OUT SITUATION? >> NO. 362 00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:03,214 NO. A DOULA IS ESSENTIALLY LIKE -- 363 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:07,419 YOU KNOW, IN THE EONS OF TIME THAT HAVE GONE BY, WOMEN HAVE 364 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:10,155 BEEN SURROUNDING OTHER WOMEN IN ORDER TO FACILITATE BIRTH AND 365 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,491 STUFF LIKE THAT. SO IT'S REALLY LIKE AN ANCIENT 366 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,427 PRACTICE. >> Jimmy: AND WHY DID YOU DECIDE 367 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,564 TO LEARN HOW TO DO THIS? IS THIS LIKE WHEN DANIEL DAY 368 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,765 LEWIS BECAME A COBBLER? [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:27,839 IS THIS A ROLE FOR YOU? >> YEAH, NO -- A FRIEND OF MINE 370 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:31,709 GOT PREGNANT, AND I FOUND THE WHOLE THING TO BE VERY, VERY 371 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,044 BEAUTIFUL. AND ACTUALLY, ONE OF THE HAIR 372 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:36,915 DRESSERS I WORK WITH IN L.A. WAS PREGNANT WHEN I WAS WORKING WITH 373 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,984 HER, DOING "STAR WARS" PRESS, AND I FOUND IT TO BE VERY 374 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,052 BEAUTIFUL. MY FRIEND WENT ON THIS COURSE, 375 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,789 AND THERE WAS A SPARE SPACE, AND IT WAS WONDERFUL. 376 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,858 WAS IT SIX WEEKS? ZOOMING WITH A WONDERFUL GROUP 377 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,393 OF WOMEN. IT WAS GREAT. 378 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,061 >> Jimmy: AND NOW WILL YOU WORK AS A DOULA? 379 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,330 LIKE WILL YOU BE SOMEONE'S DOULA? 380 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:56,534 >> I MEAN, HONESTLY, AFTER THE ACT YOU JUST SHOWED OF WHY 381 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,469 PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE KIDS I'M LIKE, NO. 382 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:04,609 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT WOULD -- I WOULD BE 383 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,545 INTERESTED TO, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE MY NEW CAREER PATH, 384 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,614 NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT GOING TO BE 385 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,951 YOUR CAREER, BUT YOU WOULD DO IT FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF PEOPLE, A 386 00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:17,889 SELECT -- HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD BE WONDER WOMAN'S DOULA, SHE'S 387 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,690 HAVING A BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,892 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 389 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,963 >> IT WOULD BE AWESOME. >> Jimmy: "STAR WARS," WONDER 390 00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,966 WOMAN, DOULA, BABY, HYMEN, THE WHOLE THING. 391 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,301 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY 392 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,971 WOULD LIKE TO SEE, ME DOULA'ing FOR HER. 393 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,442 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE THING THAT HIT YOU AS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT, 394 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,512 MEANINGFUL PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT YOU LEARNED IN THAT CLASS? 395 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:47,251 >> THAT WE -- THAT WOMEN KNOW HOW TO BRING CHILDREN INTO THE 396 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,519 EARTH, AND A LOT OF TIME -- ONTO THE EARTH. 397 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,590 A LOT OF THE TIME PEOPLE ARE TOLD TO DO THIS, THAT, AND THE 398 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,058 OTHER. BUT INSTINCTUALLY, WE KNOW WHAT 399 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,260 TO DO. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, 400 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:59,864 OF COURSE, THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, BECAUSE HERE WE ARE, 401 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,200 YEAH. YOU ARE ALSO GOING TO BE -- AND 402 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,070 THIS IS A SHOW THAT IS POPULAR HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, BUT I 403 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:11,409 KNOW THAT IT'S IS A SUPER, SUPER POPULAR SHOW IN THE UK. 404 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,077 "THE GREAT BRITAIN BAKEOFF." >> YES. 405 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:15,346 >> Jimmy: YOU AR CONTESTANT ON THIS SHOW. 406 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,081 >> YES. >> Jimmy: NOW USUALLY -- 407 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,349 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR. 408 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:22,353 OVER HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, WHEN A BIG STAR GOES ON A 409 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:26,824 REALITY SHOW, IT'S BECAUSE THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG. 410 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,427 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY NEED MONEY. 411 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,430 MAYBE THEY COMMITTED A CRIME, NEED IMAGE REHAB. 412 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,297 MAYBE THEY WORKED IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. 413 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,634 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 414 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,304 NECESSITATES A REALITY SHOW. BUT YOU'VE DONE -- NONE OF THOSE 415 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:44,509 THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU JUST LOVE BAKING? 416 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,776 >> I LOVE THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE THE SHOW. 417 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:51,116 >> THE TWO THINGS I'VE DONE," RUTHLESS DRAG RACE" AND "GREAT 418 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:54,051 BRITAIN BAKEOFF," MY FAVORITE SHOWS, I LOVE THEM AND WANT TO 419 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120 BE PART OF IT. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A GOOD BAKER? 420 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,991 I WOULD IMAGINE THESE PEOPLE ARE TOP-NOTCH WHEN IT COMES TO 421 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,392 BAKING. >> I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD BAKER. 422 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:07,264 I WAS ASKED IF I HAD EXPERIENCE. I SAID, YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE 423 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,467 ONE OF THE MORE EXPERIENCED ONES. 424 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,604 THEN IT JUST -- UH, WITHOUT GIVING TOO MUCH AWAY, IT JUST 425 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,140 WENT DOWNHILL. FROM BASICALLY THE WORD GO. 426 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,541 I THOUGHT, OH. OKAY. 427 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:20,144 >> Jimmy: YOU CRUMBLED UNDER PRESSURE? 428 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:21,279 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,949 >> THE THING IS I DIDN'T CRUMBLE, IT'S JUST EVERYTHING I 430 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,751 THOUGHT WAS GOOD WASN'T GOOD. >> Jimmy: OH. 431 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,087 WHO TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GOOD? DID YOU THINK IT WASN'T GOOD OR 432 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,223 DID THE JUDGES SAY IT WASN'T GOOD? 433 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,358 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,096 I WAS LIKE -- DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING SO HARSH. 435 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,231 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T GOOD? 436 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,100 MAYBE IT WAS GOOD, MAYBE THEY WERE WRONG. 437 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:46,170 >> MAYBE THEY WERE. THEY BOTH -- I KNOW THEY'RE 438 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:50,041 BAKERS AND CHEFS FOR A LIVING. BUT I WAS LIKE, MAYBE I'M 439 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,375 SOMEWHERE ELSE. MAYBE I'M ON ANOTHER PLANE WITH 440 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,710 MY BAKING. [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,714 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE THAT THEY WERE JUDGING 442 00:21:56,782 --> 00:22:00,652 YOU EXTRA HARSHLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO ALSO BE GOOD 443 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,654 AT WHAT THEY'RE GOOD AT? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT MOVIE STARS 444 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,790 AND THEY WANTED TO BRING YOU DOWN A PEG? 445 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,661 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> I THINK THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO 446 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,128 THINK ABOUT THINGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 447 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,931 >> MAYBE. MAYBE I WAS GREAT AND THEY WERE 448 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,999 JUST LIKE, NOT TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,802 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT DONALD TRUMP SAYS TO HIMSELF EVERY 450 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,338 NIGHT AS HE GOES TO SLEEP. AT MAR-A-LAGO. 451 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,607 OH, ALSO, WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT -- YOU HAD 452 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:28,079 A TIFF WITH TED CRUZ, ONE OF OUR ESTEEMED SENATORS HERE IN THE 453 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:32,283 UNITED STATES. DAISY RIDLEY IS WITH US, "CHAOS 454 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,551 WALKING" IS HER MOVIE. REAL BE RIGHT BACK. 455 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,753 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU 456 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,690 BY CROWN ROYAL IN CELEBRATION OF "COMING TO AMERICA" HONORING 457 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,224 BLACK HERITAGE MONTH AND BLACK ROYALTY ALL YEAR ROUND. 458 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:01,446 >>> DON'T FREAK OUT, DON'T FREAK OUT -- 459 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:05,249 >> WHAT DID WE JUST FLY THROUGH? >> WE'RE GOING DIE, WE'RE GOING 460 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:07,318 TO DIE! >> WHAT DID YOU SAY? 461 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,921 >> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. SHE HEARD THAT? 462 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:14,592 WHAT'S UP THERE? AHH! 463 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:21,132 OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO DIE! WHAT'S HAPPENING, WHAT IS THIS? 464 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS DAISY RIDLEY, 465 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:27,538 BACK IN A SPACESHIP IN THE MOVIE "CHAOS WALKING." 466 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,742 TELL US WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND EXPLAIN -- I LIKE THE IDEA OF 467 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:31,809 THE PURPLE MIST. IF YOU WOULD, EXPLAIN THAT TO 468 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:35,947 US. >> SO -- VIOLA, WHO I PLAY, AND 469 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:41,218 A GROUP OF PEOPLE, ARE GOING TO A NEW WORLD WHERE PEOPLE HAVE 470 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:51,896 BEEN. THEY THINK IT'S BEEN M 471 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,631 METROPOLIZED, THEY THINK IT'S A LIVEABLE PLACE. 472 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,234 THEY GO THROUGH THIS NOISE. IT ONLY HAPPENS TO MEN. 473 00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:02,573 IT SOUNDS SO STRANGE. MEN, WITH AUDIO-VISUAL AROUND 474 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,109 THEMSELVES. THIS CLIP OF MEN BASICALLY 475 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,711 FREAKING OUT, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO WOMEN. 476 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:09,180 >> Jimmy: I SEE. TOM HOLLAND IS YOUR COSTAR IN 477 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,715 THIS MOVIE. >> YES. 478 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:14,452 >> Jimmy: IS TOM SPIDER-MAN? DOES HE CHANGE INTO SPIDER-MAN? 479 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,320 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, HE DOES DO A BIT OF 480 00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,923 CLIMBING, THOUGH. HE DOES DO A GOOD BIT OF 481 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,124 CLIMBING. >> Jimmy: TOM SPEAKS WITH AN 482 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:24,661 AMERICAN ACCENT, YOU SPEAK WITH YOUR ACCENT IN THIS MOVIE. 483 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:28,265 HOW DID YOU DECIDE THAT, AND ALSO, HOW IS YOUR AMERICAN 484 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:33,604 ACCENT? >> I'VE BEEN TAKING ACCENT 485 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,406 CLASSES. >> Jimmy: YOU TAKE A LOT OF 486 00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:36,741 CLASSES, YEAH. >> WITH THE DIALECT COACH THAT 487 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,410 WORKS WITH TOM, HE'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. 488 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:44,749 WHAT ARE THE HARDEST WORDS TO GET RIGHT? 489 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:48,819 >> "LITTLE" IS QUITE HARD BECAUSE OF THE Ts. 490 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,488 OTHER PEOPLE CAN GO GREAT AMERICAN ACCENTS ARE GOING TO BE 491 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:57,027 LIKE, OH MY GOSH, IT'S SO BASIC. "WHAT" IS QUITE HARD, IT'S LIKE 492 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:02,366 "BUT" BUT "DUH," A LAZY SOUND. >> Jimmy: THAT'S US, UH-HUH. 493 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:03,767 [ LAUGHTER ] THINGS LIKE "CAN'T" BECAUSE IT'S 494 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:11,041 QUITE OVER -- YEAH, IT'S TRICKY. >> Jimmy: YOU SAY "CAUNT." 495 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,445 >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: ONE BRITISH GUY HERE 496 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:15,579 IS CURLING UP INTO A BALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,582 I DIDN'T SAY A BAD WORD, I SAID CAUNT. 498 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:22,520 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HE'S WEARING A MASK, AND ANOTHER 499 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:27,859 MASK, AND -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,928 SO "CAN'T" IS HARD. AND "LITTLE." 501 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,866 YOU PRONOUNCE IT PROBABLY THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 502 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:35,733 PRONOUNCED. >> LITTLE. 503 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,335 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE? 504 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:42,006 >> "WHAT." >> Jimmy: WHAT, OH. 505 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,475 IT SOUNDED GOOD, YOU'RE DOING GOOD SO FAR WITH IT. 506 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:50,081 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF CAUNT, TED 507 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:50,748 CRUZ. [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:54,352 [ APPLAUSE ] HE'S A SENATOR. 509 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,287 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KEEP UP WITH WHAT'S GOING ON OVER 510 00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:59,490 HERE. BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE 511 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,027 AN INKLING. BECAUSE TED CRUZ TWEETED, AFTER 512 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:06,964 GINA CARANO, ACTOR IN "THE MANDALORIAN," PROBABLY EVERYBODY 513 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:10,568 WHO CARES KNOWS SHE WAS REMOVED FROM THE SHOW, SHE SAID 514 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,769 SOMETHING, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS. 515 00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:15,773 TED CRUZ WAS UPSET AND HE WROTE, TEXAN GINA CARANO BROKE BARRIERS 516 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:19,377 IN THE "STAR WARS" UNIVERSE, NOT A PRINCESS, NOT A VICTIM, NOT 517 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:24,582 SOME EMOTIONALLY TORTURED JEDI. SHE PLAYED A WOMAN WHO KICKED 518 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:28,319 ASS AND WHO GIRLS LOOKED UP TO. AND NOW THIS EMOTIONALLY 519 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:33,057 TORTURED JEDI OBVIOUSLY WAS A SHOT AT YOUR CHARACTER. 520 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:37,061 >> HM. >> Jimmy: AND YOU RESPONDED. 521 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,195 >> I DID. >> Jimmy: WITH THE WORDS? 522 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:41,198 PUT THOSE UP ON THE SCREEN. I AM VERY HAPPY TO BE AN 523 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,934 EMOTIONALLY TORTURED JEDI WHO DOESN'T LEAVE THEIR STATE WHEN 524 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,069 IT'S HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 525 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:54,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THEN TED HAD NOTHING LEFT TO 526 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,347 SAY, DID HE? >> HM. 527 00:26:56,415 --> 00:27:00,484 >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK TWICE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED IN THAT? 528 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:02,753 >> WHAT WAS WEIRD WAS, I HAD NO IDEA. 529 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:05,155 AND I WAS DOING INTERVIEWS. SOMEBODY GOES, OH DID YOU HEAR 530 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,959 WHAT TED CRUZ SAID? I WAS LIKE, TED CRUZ IS TALKING 531 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,494 ABOUT ME? LIKE WHAT? 532 00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:12,563 SO THEY SENT IT. AND I RESPONDED. 533 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,098 I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THAT 534 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:19,169 HOT, POUNDING THING OF, OH MY GOD, WHY IS HE SAYING ABOUT ME? 535 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,839 I RESPONDED, I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID. 536 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:26,243 THEN WE ENTERED THE INTERVIEW AND I SAID, OH I SAID SOMETHING 537 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,379 ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS, OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 538 00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:35,118 I GET A TEXT FROM J.J., JOSH GAD, AND AN EMAIL FROM LYNN, 539 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:38,656 HEAD OF MARKETING, "BADASS." [ APPLAUSE ] 540 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:41,391 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT WITH TED CRUZ. 541 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:45,329 OBVIOUSLY DEMOCRATS DON'T LIKE TED CRUZ, BUT REPUBLICANS ALSO 542 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,664 DON'T LIKE TED CRUZ. [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:47,798 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WILL TELL YOU, HE'S 544 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:54,605 GOING TO BE VERY EXCITED THAT RAE MENTIONED HIS NAME TONIGHT. 545 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:55,873 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'LL BE TAPPING HIS FEET 546 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:59,810 TOGETHER LIKE A SEAL TONIGHT. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 547 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,211 "CHAOS WALKING" OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. 548 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,546 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BE RIGHT BACK WITH JUSTICE 549 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,148 SMITH. >> Jimmy: HELLO AGAIN. 550 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:13,557 WELCOME BACK TO OUR PROGRAM. JUSTICE SMITH AND MUSIC FROM 551 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:16,560 ASHE AND FINNEAS ARE ON THE WAY. THAT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 552 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,162 ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THAT, GUILLERMO? 553 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,564 >> Guillermo: YES, JIMMY. ♪ 554 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,632 >> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 555 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:26,303 >> Guillermo: THE COSTUME DEPARTMENT GAVE IT TO ME. 556 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:28,839 >> Jimmy: NO, NO. WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT, 557 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:31,976 GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THE PROPS 558 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,178 DEPARTMENT GAVE IT TO ME? >> Jimmy: READ THE CUE CARDS. 559 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:35,646 >> Guillermo: OH, I AM DRESSED LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AM A KING! 560 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:38,182 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE A KING. 561 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:42,186 A HARD-WORKING, GENEROUS KING WHO DESERVES A ROYAL DRINK. 562 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:46,323 >> Guillermo: YOU ARE CORRECT, MY LOYAL SERVANT. 563 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,992 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS 564 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:53,331 BEAUTIFUL, LIMITED EDITION CROWN ROYAL PACK, DESIGNED BY 565 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:57,001 AWARD-WINNING COSTUME DESIGNER RUTH E. CARTER? 566 00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,270 >> Guillermo: WOW! I LOVE RUTH E. CARTER. 567 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,338 >> Jimmy: YOU DO? >> Guillermo: YES, I DO. 568 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,742 SHE IS MY FAVORITE AWARD-WINNING COSTUME DESIGNER! 569 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:07,277 >> Jimmy: OH, WELL THEN, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO POUR YOU A GLASS, 570 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:11,215 YOUR MAJESTY? >> Guillermo: YES! 571 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:16,086 FILLETH MY CHALICE. >> Jimmy: YOUR WHAT? 572 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,823 >> Guillermo: MY CHALICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 573 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,157 >> Jimmy: YOUR WHAT? >> MY FANCY CUP. 574 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:26,163 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: FILL YOUR FANCY CUP? 575 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,566 AS YOU WISH, MY LIEGE. THERE YOU GO. 576 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:32,703 >> Guillermo: AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE ROYAL SPONGE BATH. 577 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:39,910 REMOVE MY ROBES! >> Jimmy: OH. 578 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,244 >> Guillermo: WHO'S THE SERVANT? >> Jimmy: I'LL BE BACK. 579 00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:42,379 >> THE CROWN ROYAL "COMING 2 AMERICA" LIMITED-EDITION PACK 580 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,248 IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN LIMITED SUPPLY IN SELECT 581 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,382 MARKETS. YOU CAN WATCH "COMING 2 AMERICA" 582 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,116 ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO ON MARCH 5th. 583 00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:57,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 584 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,464 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. MUSIC FROM ASHE AND FINNEAS IS 585 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,132 ON THE WAY. JUST A FEW YEARS INTO HIS 586 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,401 CAREER, OUR NEXT GUEST HAS ALREADY WORKED ALONGSIDE 587 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,669 JEFF GOLDBLUM, CHRIS PRATT, AND THE SUPERSTAR KNOWN AS PIKACHU. 588 00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:09,407 HIS NEW SERIES "GENERATION" PREMIERES MARCH 11th ON HBO MAX. 589 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:13,343 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO JUSTICE SMITH. 590 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:23,554 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 591 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,956 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING? WELCOME, WELCOME. 592 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:27,158 HOW'S IT GOING? >> PRETTY GOOD. 593 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,959 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT SUIT. >> THANK YOU. 594 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:33,564 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE OLD-TIMEY. >> IT'S VERY '90s, I FEEL, VERY 595 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,031 VINTAGE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE EVEN LIKE 596 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,101 '40s I WOULD SAY. >> OH, YEAH, WITH THE PANTS. 597 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,569 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD WEAR SUSPENDERS WITH THAT AND GET 598 00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:41,238 AWAY WITH IT, NO PROBLEM. >> I SHOULD HAVE. 599 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,440 >> Jimmy: JUSTICE SMITH IS A GREAT NAME, YOU GOT LUCKY. 600 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:47,244 >> THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. >> YOUR MOM OR DAD, WHOSE IDEA 601 00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,045 WAS THAT? >> MY MOM, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS 602 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,447 FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:54,585 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH, BOTH MY PARENTS ARE 604 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:57,654 SINGERS. SHE WANTED TO BE A SINGER TOO. 605 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:01,992 SHE WANTED TO NAME ME SOMETHING UNIQUE LIKE WATER, OR WOOD, OR 606 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,593 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I'M HAPPY SHE DIDN'T NAME ME 607 00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:05,862 WOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 608 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,732 BUT SHE WAS LIKE, OH, I'M GOING TO NAME HIM JUSTICE, SO THAT WAY 609 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,469 WHEN HE BECOMES A SINGER AND THE AUDIENCE IS WAITING FOR HIM 610 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:16,807 THEY'LL CHANT "WE WANT JUSTICE!" YEAH. 611 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,142 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHEN YOU WERE 612 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:22,279 BORN, WAS YOUR CRYING SO MELODIC THAT SHE METHOD, OH, YEAH, THIS 613 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:25,081 ONE'S A SINGER? >> THIS IS WHEN I WAS IN HER 614 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,350 BELLY. >> Jimmy: IN, YEAH, WOW. 615 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,153 HOW ABOUT THAT. HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE? 616 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,555 >> EIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A LOT. 617 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:32,890 DID SHE THINK THEY WERE GOING TO BE SINGERS? 618 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,360 >> NO, THEY'RE ALL FROM MY DAD, MY DAD GETS AROUND. 619 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,095 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY. 620 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,097 MY DAD GOES NOWHERE, HE'S IN THE YARD. 621 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:44,635 [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR TWITTER BIO, SPEAKING YOUR 622 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:49,639 DAD, SAYS -- I THINK IT'S FUNNY -- HUMAN PERSON, ACTOR, 623 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,975 NOT WILL SMITH'S SON. [ LAUGHTER ] 624 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:53,710 IS THIS AN ISSUE THAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH? 625 00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:56,847 >> YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE 626 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,049 WILL SMITH'S SON? >> YEAH, THERE WAS THIS VIDEO 627 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:04,187 ESSAY I SAW WHERE SOMEONE WAS LIKE, JUSTICE SMITH, HE'S 628 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:07,257 BANKING OFF OF NEPOTISM, HE DIDN'T WORK FOR ANYTHING HE HAS. 629 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,127 WHO DO THEY THINK MY FATHER IS? I REALIZED IT WAS WILL SMITH. 630 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:13,063 >> Jimmy: DOES IT HAPPEN TO YOU IN REAL LIFE OR JUST ONLINE? 631 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:17,401 >> YEAH, THERE WAS THIS -- I FEEL FUNNY. 632 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,070 THERE WAS THIS INCIDENT WITH THIS DRIVER DRIVING ME, LIKE 633 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:21,138 THIS FASHION EVENT OR SOMETHING IN NEW YORK. 634 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:24,408 HE WAS LIKE, YEAH, I JUST DROVE YOUR DAD THE OTHER DAY. 635 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,345 I WAS LIKE, THAT'S CRAZY, WHAT WAS MY DAD DOING IN NEW YORK? 636 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,614 HE'S LIKE, HE'S A GREAT GUY, A REALLY GOOD GUY. 637 00:32:30,683 --> 00:32:33,217 YEAH, MY DAD IS A GREAT GUY, THAT MAKES SENSE. 638 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:36,887 SLOWLY BUT SURELY HE THOUGHT MY DAD WAS WILL SMITH. 639 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:40,757 THEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM IT WASN'T. 640 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,026 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T? 641 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:46,764 >> I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S BEEN IN A GREAT OF GREAT MOVIES." 642 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,765 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL YOU HAD TO TIP HIM FOR? 643 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:51,968 >> YEAH, NO. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T. 644 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:53,304 HAVE YOU MET WILL SMITH? >> YES. 645 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:54,904 >> Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THIS? 646 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:56,840 >> HE DOES NOT. I WORKED WITH HIS SON JADEN ON 647 00:32:56,842 --> 00:33:02,313 THE SHOW, "THE GET DOWN." I DON'T NORMALLY GET STARSTRUCK 648 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:06,183 BUT I GOT STARSTRUCK WITH HIM. WHEN I GET STARSTRUCK, I ACT 649 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:07,518 LIKE I DON'T CARE, I ACT INDIFFERENT. 650 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,521 HE WAS LIKE, HEY. CAME INTO REHEARSALS. 651 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:13,724 HEY, GREAT JOB ON THE REHEARSAL. I WAS LIKE, YEAH, YEAH. 652 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:16,660 I LOOKED AWAY. I'M LIKE, WHAT AM I DOING? 653 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:17,861 >> Jimmy: YOU KICKED YOURSELF AFTERWARD. 654 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:21,665 >> YEAH, BUT HE WAS SO NICE. HE CAME UP AGAIN TO SAY -- HE 655 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,666 WAS SO KIND. >> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL HIM WHAT 656 00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:27,203 WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD, WHY YOU ACTED LIKE THAT? 657 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:29,072 >> NO, WHEN I MAKE MISTAKES -- >> Jimmy: IGNORE THEM? 658 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:34,944 THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. MAKE A MISTAKE, BURY YOUR HEAD 659 00:33:35,014 --> 00:33:37,147 IN THE SAND, DON'T EVER APOLOGIZE, EVER. 660 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,215 >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 661 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:40,217 >> I'M FROM ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA. >> Jimmy: ANAHEIM. 662 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,753 SO EVERYBODY ASKS YOU IF YOU WORKED AT DISNEYLAND. 663 00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:47,757 >> YEAH, NO, I DIDN'T WORK -- I DIDN'T WORK AT DISNEYLAND. 664 00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:49,492 I THINK I GOT REJECTED. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 665 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:52,029 >> YEAH. I WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE 666 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:54,565 CHARACTER ACTORS. LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE AN 667 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:58,168 ACTOR, SO I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING EVEN AS A SUMMER JOB 668 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,772 AS AN ACTOR. BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY SLOTS. 669 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,909 I ENDED UP BOOTLEG DISNEYLAND, KNOTT'S BERRY FARM. 670 00:34:05,978 --> 00:34:09,780 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] I LOVE KNOTT'S BERRY FARM. 671 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,715 >> Jimmy: I DO TOO. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 672 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:14,184 I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE SINCE I WAS A KID. 673 00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:18,522 BUT I DO REMEMBER ENJOYING IT. NOW THAT YOU SAY IT, YEAH, IT'S 674 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:22,459 KIND OF LIKE -- LIKE ONE OF THE THINGS, YEAH, BUY SOME JELLY AT 675 00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:24,928 THE GIFT SHOP, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. 676 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:27,598 THEIR THEME IS PIONEERS AND COWBOYS. 677 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,399 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL THE STUFF THAT MAYBE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN 678 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:31,868 FOR ONE YEAR OF YOUR LIFE. >> YEAH. 679 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:33,470 >> Jimmy: FROM 7 TO 8 1/2, THEN THAT'S IT. 680 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,273 >> EXACTLY THAT, EXACTLY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 681 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:37,608 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO THERE AT KNOT'S? 682 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:41,078 >> AGAIN, THERE WAS NO CHARACTER SLOTS. 683 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,947 ALL THE CHARACTER ACTORS THERE ARE PIONEERS AND COWBOYS AND -- 684 00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:46,883 WHITE PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 685 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:50,887 SO I'M LIKE, OKAY, COOL. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE KNOWN FOR 686 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,423 THEIR WHITE PEOPLE. >> YEAH, THEY REALLY ARE. 687 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:53,890 >> Jimmy: A WONDERFUL CROP OF WHITE PEOPLE. 688 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:55,225 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES. 689 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,227 SO I TOOK TICKETS AT THE FRONT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU LET YOUR 690 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,697 FRIENDS IN FOR FREE? >> NO, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS 691 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:00,831 AT THAT TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 692 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:06,303 >> Jimmy: OH, NO. YOU'RE DESCRIBING A VERY SAD AND 693 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,172 TUMULTUOUS CHILDHOOD. >> YEAH, I WAS 16. 694 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,307 I WAS VERY LONELY. YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY? 695 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:14,378 YOU MENTIONED MY NAME BEFORE, BECAUSE YOU DID AN INTERVIEW 696 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,713 WITH ELLE FANNING FOR "ALL THE RIGHT PLACES." 697 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,182 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THAT I DID WITH HER. 698 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,050 SHE MENTIONED ME. AND YOU SAID, OH, THAT'S A 699 00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:23,319 REALLY GREAT NAME, SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE A POSSE OR 700 00:35:23,389 --> 00:35:24,387 SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YES. 701 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,723 >> JUSTICE SMITH AND POSSE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH. 702 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:31,995 >> I DON'T HAVE A POSSE. I'M STILL VERY 703 00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:34,931 LA[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S INTERESTING. 704 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,266 YOU'RE PLAYING A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT. 705 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:40,204 NOW ALL THAT TIME YOU SPENT COMPREHENDLESS, NOW YOU HAVE 706 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:43,073 PEOPLE WHO AT LEAST HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 707 00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,209 >> YEAH, FULL CIRCLE, I LOVE THAT. 708 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,210 >> Jimmy: IS IT AT ALL WEIRD GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL? 709 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,613 OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LIKE AN ACTING JOB? 710 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:53,283 >> IT'S WEIRD GOING BACK. I GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL A LOT 711 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:56,686 BECAUSE I DO A LOT OF YA -- I PLAY 17 ALL THE TIME. 712 00:35:56,755 --> 00:36:00,757 WHEN YOU PLAY 17, YOU KIND OF -- INSECURITIES COME UP THAT YOU 713 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,092 THOUGHT YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN RID OF. 714 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:04,761 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH, LOOKING IN THE MIRROR, 715 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:08,698 WHY DOES MY FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? WHY DO I DRESS LIKE THIS? 716 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,900 STUPID THINGS THAT YOU FEEL YOU GOT OVER. 717 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,568 YEAH. IT ALL KIND OF -- 718 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:14,972 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO GET A SUPER-CLOSE SHAVE? 719 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,905 I NOTICE YOU HAVE A LITTLE SHADOW THERE. 720 00:36:15,975 --> 00:36:19,176 >> YEAH, THIS IS MY SUPER-CLOSE SHAVE. 721 00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:21,245 I'M VERY MUCH A 17-YEAR-OLD WITH A 5:00 SHADOW. 722 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:24,047 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW. 723 00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:28,184 THERE'S A LOT OF 17-YEAR-OLDS WITH ACTIVE GLANDS. 724 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:31,522 >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD TO MEET 725 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,256 YOU. YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOURSELF A 726 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,325 POSSE. I BET YOU COULD GET ONE NO 727 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,393 PROBLEM. >> I APPRECIATE THAT. 728 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,261 >> Jimmy: AND A HORSE AND A LASSO OR SOMETHING. 729 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:39,797 >> RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS CALLED 730 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:43,801 "GENERATION." IT PREMIERES 731 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,736 MARCH 11th ON HBO MAX. JUSTICE SMITH. 732 00:36:45,738 --> 00:36:48,605 GOOD SUPERHERO NAME, TOO. BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM 733 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:51,675 ASHE AND FINNEAS! >> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" 734 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:52,742 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 735 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,179 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" 736 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,423 CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 737 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:10,160 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: SO MANY PEOPLE TO 738 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,495 THANK. DAISY RIDLEY, JUSTICE SMITH, 739 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:13,897 I GUESS THAT'S ALL OF THEM. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 740 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,967 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT BUT FIRST, FROM MALIBU, CALIFORNIA WITH 741 00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:20,837 THEIR SONG "TILL FOREVER FALLS APART" ASHE AND FINNEAS! 742 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:25,776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 743 00:37:25,778 --> 00:37:37,921 ♪ ♪ OUT ON OUR OWN 744 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,325 DREAMING IN A WORLD THAT WE BOTH KNOW 745 00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:50,066 IS OUT OF OUR CONTROL ♪ ♪ BUT IF LIFE HITS THE FAN 746 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,602 WE'RE NOT ALONE 'CAUSE YOU GOT ME 747 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:57,407 AND YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ THAT I'VE GOT YOU 748 00:37:57,475 --> 00:38:02,479 AND I KNOW IF THE TIDE 749 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:07,684 TAKES CALIFORNIA ♪ ♪ I'M SO GLAD I 750 00:38:07,752 --> 00:38:11,688 GOT TO HOLD YOU AND IF THE SKY FALLS 751 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:18,561 FROM HEAVEN ABOVE ♪ ♪ OH I KNOW I HAD THE 752 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:21,031 BEST TIME FALLING INTO LOVE WE'VE BEEN LIVING 753 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:25,368 ON A FAULT LINE ♪ ♪ AND FOR A WHILE 754 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:29,439 YOU WERE ALL MINE I'D SPEND A LIFETIME 755 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:34,511 GIVING YOU MY HEART ♪ ♪ I SWEAR THAT I'LL 756 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:45,789 BE YOURS FOREVER TILL FOREVER FALLS APART ♪ 757 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:49,993 ♪ TILL FOREVER FALLS APART ♪ SO THIS IS IT 758 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,997 THAT'S HOW IT ENDS I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING MORE 759 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,601 ROMANTIC THAN DYING ♪ ♪ WITH YOUR FRIENDS 760 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:02,272 AND I'M NOT SORRY FOR MYSELF 761 00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:06,342 I WOULDN'T WANT TO SPEND ♪ ♪ A MINUTE LOVING 762 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:09,279 ANYBODY ELSE 'CAUSE YOU GOT ME 763 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:13,150 AND YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ THAT I'VE GOT 764 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:19,423 YOU AND I KNOW IF THE TIDE TAKES CALIFORNIA 765 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:26,430 I'M SO GLAD ♪ ♪ I GOT TO HOLD YOU 766 00:39:26,432 --> 00:39:29,633 AND IF THE SKY FALLS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE 767 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:35,906 OH I KNOW I HAD THE BEST ♪ ♪ TIME FALLING INTO LOVE 768 00:39:35,908 --> 00:39:40,777 WE'VE BEEN LIVING ON A FAULT LINE 769 00:39:40,846 --> 00:39:45,582 AND FOR A WHILE YOU ♪ ♪ WERE ALL MINE 770 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:49,186 I'D SPEND A LIFETIME GIVING YOU MY HEART 771 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:56,593 I SWEAR THAT I'LL ♪ ♪ BE YOURS FOREVER 772 00:39:56,661 --> 00:40:05,602 TILL FOREVER FALLS APART ♪ ♪ TILL FOREVER FALLS APART 773 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:10,874 ♪ WE NEVER HAD IT FROM THE START 774 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:21,485 TILL DEAD DO US PART ♪ ♪ IF THE TIDE TAKES CALIFORNIA 775 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:24,153 I'M SO GLAD I ♪ ♪ GOT TO KNOW YOU 776 00:40:24,223 --> 00:40:27,758 AND IF THE SKY FALLS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE 777 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:38,434 OH I KNOW I HAD THE BEST ♪ ♪ TIME FALLING INTO LOVE 778 00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:40,037 ♪ WE'VE BEEN LIVING ON A FAULT LINE 779 00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:44,374 AND FOR A WHILE ♪ ♪ YOU WERE ALL MINE 780 00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:46,043 I'D SPEND A LIFETIME GIVING YOU MY HEART 781 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,978 I SWEAR THAT ♪ ♪ I'LL BE YOURS FOREVER 782 00:40:47,980 --> 00:41:00,657 TILL FOREVER FALLS APART ♪