1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:06,272 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,275 TONIGHT, SETH ROGEN, 3 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:13,345 PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER, AND MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE. 4 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:17,816 AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 5 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,819 OH, HI. THANKS, THANKS. 6 00:00:19,821 --> 00:00:23,956 HI, I'M JIMMY. 7 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,625 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 8 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,892 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON "INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY." 9 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:30,229 A DAY ON WHICH WE CELEBRATE THE MANY ACHIEVEMENTS OF WOMEN 10 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:35,568 AROUND THE WORLD BY WATCHING "THE BACHELOR" AND GOSSIPING 11 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:40,039 ABOUT THE QUEEN? THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING AROUND 12 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:40,906 HERE TODAY. DID YOU SEE THE INTERVIEW LAST 13 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:44,977 NIGHT? OPRAH RETURNED WITH MEGHAN AND 14 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,446 HARRY. IN WHAT WILL SURELY GO DOWN IN 15 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:52,117 HISTORY AS THE MOST SHOCKING GENDER REVEAL PARTY OF ALL TIME. 16 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,319 AT LEAST 17 MILLION AMERICANS WATCHED. 17 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:56,322 ONLY THE SUPER BOWL AND THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE 18 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,856 EQUALIZER" FEATURING ANOTHER QUEEN LATIFAH HAD MORE VIEWERS 19 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,124 THIS YEAR. THAT'S HUGE. 20 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:00,392 IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THESE OPRAH SPECIALS COULD VACCINATE 21 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:04,263 PEOPLE TOO. IT WOULD BE AMAZING. 22 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:06,665 IT WAS A RIVETING TWO HOURS. I HAD NO INTEREST IN WATCHING 23 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:07,733 THIS LIKE NONE. THEN MY WIFE PUT IT ON AND I WAS 24 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,738 LIKE, "WAIT, REWIND THAT! THIS PRINCE CHARLES IS AN 25 00:01:12,807 --> 00:01:14,740 ANIMAL!" DID YOU WATCH IT, GUILLERMO? 26 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:18,677 >> NO, I DID NOT WATCH IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT, ALL 27 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,012 RIGHT. EVERYONE THINKS 28 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:21,080 MARRYING A PRINCE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE. 29 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,548 TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT. MEGHAN MARKLE SAID THAT WHEN SHE 30 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:25,818 JOINED THE ROYAL FAMILY THEY TOOK AWAY HER PASSPORT, DRIVER'S 31 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,021 LICENSE, AND KEYS. "WELCOME TO THE ROYAL FAMILY. 32 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:32,758 PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BELT AND GET READY FOR A CAVITY SEARCH. 33 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:38,230 AND HER HUSBAND HARRY MADE A NUMBER OF STARTLING 34 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,033 ACQUISITIONS. THE GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK, 35 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,367 ANDREW CUOMO VIGOROUSLY DENIED ALL OF THEM. 36 00:01:42,437 --> 00:01:47,773 JUST OUT OF REFLEX. MEGHAN SAID THAT AT ONE POINT 37 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,777 THINGS GOT SO BAD, SHE WENT TO HR AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE FOR HELP 38 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,379 AND THEY REFUSED TO HELP, IT'S FUNNY THAT THE ROYAL PALACE 39 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:57,516 HAS HR AND THAT IT'S JUST AS UNHELPFUL AS HR EVERYPLACE ELSE. 40 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,986 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ALSO TOLD OPRAH THEY HAVE 41 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:05,857 BEEN CUT OFF FINANCIALLY. OPRAH WAS LIKE, "SORRY, I 42 00:02:05,927 --> 00:02:08,127 ALREADY GAVE OUT ALL MY CARS." I CAN'T HELP YOU. 43 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,395 MEGHAN CLAIMS SHE WAS SILENCED DURING HER TIME IN THE UK AND 44 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,798 AFTER WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT, I HAVE TO SAY I BELIEVE IT. 45 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:19,004 >> IT WAS A CONVERSATION WITH YOU -- 46 00:02:19,073 --> 00:02:23,341 >> WITH A HARRY. >> ABOUT HOW DARK YOUR BABY IS 47 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:27,079 GOING TO BE? >> POTENTIALLY AND WHAT THAT 48 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,014 WOULD MEAN OR LOOK LIKE. >> OHH. 49 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:36,755 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHO HAD THE CONVERSATION? 50 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,691 >> I WAS A BIT SHOCKED. >> MAYBE IT WAS THAT OLD LADY 51 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:45,097 RIGHT THERE. FOR REASONS THAT HAVE YET TO BE 52 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,298 EXPLAINED, MEGAN TOLD OPRAH THAT THE PALACE DECIDED BEFORE BABY 53 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,365 ARCHIE WAS BORN, THAT HE WOULDN'T BE PRINCE. 54 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,101 THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ENTITLED TO ROYAL PROTECTION. 55 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,970 AND THAT THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW WHITE THE KID MIGHT 56 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:59,978 NOT BE. >> COULD WE -- SO WE HAD A 57 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:04,249 CONVERSATION ABOUT HE WON'T BE GIVEN SECURITY, HE'S NOT GOING 58 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:09,654 TO BE GIVEN A TITLE AND ALSO CONCERNS AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT 59 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:13,859 HOW DARK HIS SKIN MIGHT BE WHEN HE'S BORN. 60 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:18,797 >> WHAT. >> Jimmy: BOY, NO ONE DELIVERS A 61 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,266 "WHAT" LIKE OPRAH. AND WHO CAN BLAME HER? 62 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,801 IMAGINE AFTER CENTURIES OF INBREEDING ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE 63 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,602 PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE COLOR OF A BABY'S SKIN? 64 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:28,541 PRINCE CHARLES HAS THE EARS OF A BASSET HOUND! 65 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:31,010 THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE SKIN, AND BY THE WAY THEY SHOULD HOPE 66 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:36,148 THE KID LOOKS MORE LIKE MEGHAN THAN HARRY. 67 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,150 NO OFFENSE, BUT HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO PLAYED SCREECH. 68 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:42,421 MAY HE REST IN PEACE. ANYWAY, OPRAH PROMISED SHOCKING 69 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:47,626 REVELATIONS LAST NIGHT AND NOT ONLY DID SHE DELIVER THEM, NO 70 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:50,829 ONE WAS MORE SHOCKED BY WHAT WAS SHOCKING THAN SHE WAS. 71 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:51,764 >> WHAT. >> WHAT. 72 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:53,299 >> WHAT. >> HOLD UP. 73 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:57,435 >> HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. >> WOW. 74 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,904 WHOO. >> HMMM. 75 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:03,041 >> OH. >> AHHH! 76 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,912 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT MEGHAN AND HARRY CAME 77 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:07,979 ACROSS WELL THEY SEEMED VERY GENUINE BUT THERE WAS ONE PART 78 00:04:08,049 --> 00:04:09,048 OF THE INTERVIEW THAT DID NOT RING TRUE TO ME. 79 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:12,718 WHEN OPRAH ASKED IF THEY'VE SEEN A CERTAIN NETFLIX SHOW. 80 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,987 >> I'M THINKING BECAUSE I WATCH THE CROWN, OKAY. 81 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:19,391 I WATCH "THE CROWN" DO YOU ALL WATCH "THE CROWN". 82 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:25,664 >> I'VE WATCHED SOME OF IT. >> WE'VE WATCHED SOME OF IT. 83 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,266 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT NO ONE WATCHES 84 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,066 SOME OF "THE CROWN." ONCE YOU START "THE CROWN," YOU 85 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,334 FINISH "THE CROWN." YOU'RE HOOKED! 86 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,736 HARRY SAID RACISM WAS A BIG PART OF THEIR DECISION TO LEAVE. 87 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:34,406 WHICH YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE IF THEY CAME 88 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,208 TO AMERICA TO GET AWAY FROM RACISM. 89 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,477 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE TRYING TO GET SOME 90 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:42,014 PEACE AND QUIET AT CHUCK E. CHEESE. 91 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,684 THE REACTION IN THE UK WAS FIERCE. 92 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,754 "MEGXILE." "FIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!" 93 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:49,755 "QUEEN: DUTY AND FAMILY UNITE US." 94 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,559 "THAT'S PUBLIC SERVICE FOR YOU, HARRY AND MEGHAN. 95 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:57,162 NOT A SELF-SERVING TV CHAT WITH OPRAH." 96 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:59,031 A LOT OF BRITS ARE PISSED. BUT HARRY AND MEGHAN LIVE HERE 97 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,499 NOW AND AMERICA LOVES THEM. WE LOVE THEM, RIGHT? 98 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:04,169 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I NEVER KNOW FOR SURE WHAT WE 99 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:06,238 LOVE. ONE OF THE INTERESTING SIDE 100 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,708 STORIES WAS PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY DID THE 101 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,310 INTERVIEW. AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW OPRAH 102 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,979 SAID IT WAS THE HOME OF A MUTUAL FRIEND. 103 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:20,586 >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO EVERYBODY THAT EVEN THOUGH 104 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,187 WE'RE NEIGHBORS, I'M DOWN THE ROAD, YOU'RE UP THE ROAD. 105 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:25,724 >> YEAH THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE. 106 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:30,062 >> YEAH WE'RE USING A FRIEND'S HOUSE BECAUSE THEY'RE USING A 107 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,799 VERY NICE -- >> BEAUTIFUL. 108 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,336 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS MY HOUSE THAT DAY, 109 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:44,009 AFTERWARDS WE WENT IN THE POOL. WE MADE SH'MORES IN THE 110 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,144 MICROWAVE. IT WAS GREAT. 111 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,278 THE OTHER BIG NEWS OVER THE WEEKEND, THE SENATE SATURDAY 112 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,080 PASSED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.9 TRILLION COVID RELIEF 113 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,748 PACKAGE. EVERY REPUBLICAN VOTED AGAINST 114 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,083 THE BILL. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. 115 00:05:52,153 --> 00:05:54,420 THE DEMOCRATS PREVAILED AND SOON HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF 116 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,555 AMERICANS WILL GET A $1,400 STIMULUS CHECK. 117 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:00,359 REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP SENT OUT STIMULUS CHECKS AND DELAYED THE 118 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,561 PROCESS BECAUSE HE WANTED HIS SIGNATURE ON THEM? 119 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,631 AS IF GRANDPA SENT YOU BIRTHDAY MONEY? 120 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,499 I WONDER IF BIDEN WILL DO THAT? WHAT DO WE THINK? 121 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,569 NO? NO. 122 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:20,445 THE CDC TODAY RELEASED GUIDELINES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE 123 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,113 BEEN FULLY VACCINATED. THEY SAY FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE 124 00:06:22,183 --> 00:06:22,915 CAN GATHER INDOORS IN SMALL GROUPS, WITHOUT MASKS OR SOCIAL 125 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,115 DISTANCING. AND IF YOU'RE A VACCINATED 126 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:29,121 SENIOR CITIZEN AND YOU MEET ANOTHER VACCINATED SENIOR 127 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:33,191 CITIZEN THE CDC SAYS YOU CAN REALLY GO TO TOWN ON EACH OTHER. 128 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:39,998 LICK EACH OTHER'S DOORKNOBS. GO WILD. 129 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,935 SPEAKING OF DOORKNOBS DONALD TRUMP MAY STILL BE THE 130 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,470 FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY BUT HE DOESN'T WANT THEM TO USE HIS 131 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,538 NAME. TRUMP SENT A CEASE-AND-DESIST 132 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,140 LETTER TO THE RNC AND THE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEES FOR THE 133 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:51,276 HOUSEAND SENATE ORDERING THEM TO STOP USING HIS NAME AND 134 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,612 LIKENESS TO RAISE MONEY. TRUMP HATES IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE 135 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:56,482 USE HIS NAME. ESPECIALLY DON JR. 136 00:06:56,484 --> 00:07:00,686 HE WANTS THAT MONEY ALL TO HIMSELF. 137 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,956 ISN'T THAT GREAT? IT'S LIKE "DIRTY ROTTEN 138 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:05,891 SCOUNDRELS." REMEMBER THAT ONE? 139 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,359 "THOSE ARE MY SUCKERS! GO GET YOUR OWN SUCKERS!" 140 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,161 THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL SUMMIT ON SATURDAY. 141 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:13,498 POPE FRANCIS VISITED THE TOP SHI'ITE CLERIC OF IRAQ TO SEND A 142 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:19,371 MESSAGE OF PEACE BETWEEN THE CATHOLIC AND MUSLIM WORLDS. 143 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,639 AND BOY, WERE THEY EXCITED TO SEE EACH OTHER. 144 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,176 LOOKS LIKE THE WAITING ROOM AT THE UROLOGIST'S OFFICE. 145 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:27,912 I'M GUESSING THOSE TWO DID NOT WATCH "THE BACHELOR" TONIGHT. 146 00:07:27,982 --> 00:07:33,118 IT WAS FANTASY SUITE NIGHT. MATT'S FIRST DATE WAS WITH 147 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:36,922 MICHELLE WHERE THEY WERE INSTRUCTED TO LITERALLY BUTTER 148 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:42,794 EACH OTHER UP. >> THIS IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOUR 149 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,130 SKIN. >> MELT THE BUTTER DOWN. 150 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:48,867 APPLY THE BUTTER. >> OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS. 151 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,069 >> THAT'S JUST THE RELEASE OF THE STRESS. 152 00:07:51,071 --> 00:08:00,478 >> MADE SURE TO COVER ALL OF MATT'S SURFACES. 153 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,547 >> Jimmy: SOMEWHERE IN GEORGIA, PAULA DEEN JUST GOT A LITTLE 154 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:05,818 TINGLE. THIS IS THE MAGICAL PART OF THE 155 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:13,625 SEASON WHERE THE WOMEN PROFESS THEIR LOVE TO MATT AND THEN MATT 156 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:17,963 SAYS NOTHING. LIKE THIS. 157 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:22,434 >> I REALLY AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. 158 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:26,905 >> OKAY THAT WAS BREE. THIS WAS MICHELLE. 159 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:37,783 >> IT FEELS RIGHT TO SAY IT SO I'M GONNA SAY IT, I LOVE YOU. 160 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,386 >> Jimmy: AND THEN IT WAS RACHEL'S TURN. 161 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:47,192 >> I'M, LIKE, HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU, I'M LIKE COMPLETELY IN 162 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:49,995 LOVE WITH YOU. >> IN FAIRNESS, RACHEL SAID IT 163 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:54,466 AFTERMATH SAID HE LOVES HER. SO IT'S OVER THEN RIGHT. 164 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:59,671 HE SAID HE LOVES RACHEL LET'S WRAP IT UP. 165 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:04,676 RACHEL HAPPENS TO BE THE ONE MY WIFE PICKED TO WIN, 166 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,743 SO THIS WAS A PROMISING SIGN. BUT THE PROBLEM FOR MATT IS IT 167 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:06,945 SEEMS HE CAN SEE A LIFE WITH ALL THE WOMEN. 168 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:12,418 >> WAKING UP NEXT TO MICHELLE IN THE MORNING NOT HARD TO SEE A 169 00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:15,086 LIFE WITH HER. >> I WOULD SEE A LIFE WITH BRIE 170 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,688 AFTER THIS. >> JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT LIFE 171 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:21,159 WOULD BE LIKE WITH RACHEL. EVERYONE HERE I COULD SEE BEING 172 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,495 IN MY LIFE. >> WHAT? 173 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:31,036 >> IT'S HOW MANY LIVE SKZ -- LIVES DOES HE HAVE? 174 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,504 SO NOW IT'S DOWN TO RACHEL AND MICHELLE. 175 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,506 AND WE'LL FIND OUT WHO HE'LL SPEND THE NEXT SIX TO EIGHT 176 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:37,509 WEEKS OF HIS LIFE WITH NEXT MONDAY NIGHT. 177 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:46,518 ON "THE BACHELOR". DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE MAKING A 178 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,719 NEW MOVIE "SPACE JAM" MOVIE? 179 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,721 ON THURSDAY WARNER BROTHERS RELEASED A PROMOTIONAL IMAGE FOR 180 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,056 THE SEQUEL STARRING LeBRON JAMES. 181 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,190 AND ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIE, LOLA BUNNY, 182 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,058 WHO WAS KIND OF A JESSICA RABBIT TYPE. 183 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,395 VERY CURVY, ALL OF A SUDDEN IS NOT. 184 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,729 NOT CURVY AT ALL, THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW "SPACE 185 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,731 JAM" SAID HE WANTED TO MAKE THE CHARACTER MORE KID-FRIENDLY, 186 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,135 WHICH MAKES SENSE. BECAUSE IT'S A KID'S MOVIE. 187 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:07,472 SO HE EVENED HER OUT, AND SOME PEOPLE ARE, BELIEVE IT 188 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,541 OR NOT UPSET ABOUT THIS THEY SAY IT'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE 189 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,211 ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY BEING OVERLY PC. 190 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:18,283 ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR IS LEADING THE PROTEST AND JOINING US NOW 191 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,686 TO TALK ABOUT WHY, EDITOR OF THE CONSERVATIVE BLOG "THE DAILY 192 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,289 RAGE," KEN REYNOLDS. [ APPLAUSE ] 193 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,558 >> HI. HI. 194 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,825 GLAD TO BE HERE, HOPEFULLY I MAKE IT THROUGH THIS 195 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,695 WITHOUT GETTING TAKEN OUT BY HOLLYWOOD'S WOKE AND DAGGER 196 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:34,032 SQUAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL, NOW, I 197 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:34,833 UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT THE NEW "SPACE JAM" 198 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,502 MOVIE. >> I'M NOT UPSET, I'M OUTRAGED! 199 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:41,640 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WHY? WHY ARE YOU OUTRAGED? 200 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,242 >> IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! 201 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,444 THE LOONY LEFT IS GOING THROUGH ALL OUR BELOVED CHILDHOOD 202 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:52,517 CHARACTERS WITH A SANCTIMONIOUS MAGNIFYING GLASS AND NOW, THE 203 00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:53,251 PRODUCERS OF "SPACE JAM" HAVE DECIDED LOLA BUNNY CAN'T BE SEXY 204 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,319 ANYMORE! IT'S THE FINAL STRAW! 205 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,389 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> IT'S THE FINAL STRAW. 206 00:10:57,391 --> 00:11:02,194 >> Jimmy: NO, I SAID "WHAT" ABOUT THE BUNNY BEING SEXY. 207 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:06,331 >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT SHE IS. A SEXY BUNNY. 208 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,134 LOLA BUNNY. LOOK AT HER. 209 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,735 SHE WAS A SASSY RABBIT WITH LEGS FOR DAYS AND A BUTT THAT 210 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,338 WOULDN'T QUIT. ALL RIGHT. 211 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,607 AND NOW LOOK AT HER! LOOKS LIKE SHE COACHES 212 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,945 VOLLEYBALL AT A WOMEN'S COLLEGE! THE LIBS CANCELLED MY LOLA'S 213 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,680 SWEET, LUMPY RACK! >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, ARE YOU 214 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:29,287 SAYING YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A CARTOON RABBIT? 215 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:33,491 >> NOT ANYMORE, I'M NOT! >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S 216 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,293 WEIRD? >> NOT AT ALL! 217 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,030 LOOK, I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD WHEN "SPACE JAM" CAME OUT. 218 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,499 FOR ME, AND FOR EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MAN OF MY 219 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,169 GENERATION, WATCHING THAT SMOKIN' HOT BUNNY DRIBBLE A 220 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:48,439 BASKETBALL WAS A KEY PART OF MY SEXUAL AWAKENING. 221 00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:50,308 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE ON 222 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,644 TELEVISION? >> EXCUSE ME, I THOUGHT YOU 223 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,049 LIBERALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SEX POSITIVE? 224 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,584 NOW I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I GET IT GOING TO A CARTOON RABBIT WITH 225 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:04,856 JUICY LITTLE HOOFS I CAN SUCK? >> Jimmy: WELL, FIRST OF ALL, 226 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,124 IT'S "HOOVES", NOT "HOOFS." AND SECONDLY, RABBITS DON'T HAVE 227 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,994 HOOF -- HOOVES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS MOVIE IS FOR 228 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,864 KIDS. WHY DOES THE FEMALE RABBIT NEED 229 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:20,071 TO BE SEXY? >> THE RABBIT NEEDS TO BE SEXY 230 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,208 BECAUSE -- BECAUSE THIS IS ALL THAT I HAVE! 231 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:26,411 OKAY. NOTHING ELSE AROUSES ME! 232 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,546 NOT EVEN CLOSE, I'M ONLY HORNY FOR BUNNIES.! 233 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,547 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW KEN, I DON'T THINK THIS IS ABOUT CANCEL 234 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,815 CULTURE AT ALL. I THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOUR OWN 235 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,485 SEXUAL KINKS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO A 236 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,287 THERAPIST. ABOUT THIS. 237 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:37,689 >> IF I WANTED A THERAPIST, I WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN A CHAIR AT 238 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:42,827 MY THERAPIST. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU 239 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:46,832 WANT THEN? ARE YOU ASKING THE STUDIO TO 240 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:51,036 REDRAW THE MOVIE? TO CHANGE IT? 241 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,305 >> WE'RE NOT ASKING, WE'RE DEMANDING, 242 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,306 ME AND A GROUP OF PATRIOTS ARE HEDING DOWN TO THE 243 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,508 WARNER BROTHERS LOT TODAY TO LAUNCH A BOYCOTT AGAINST 244 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,709 "SPACE JAM" UNTIL THEY AGREE TO PUT THAT RABBIT'S BIG NATURAL 245 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:03,381 JUGS BACK IN THE CARTOON KIDS MOVIE WHERE THEY BELONG. 246 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:09,454 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SPELL "RABBITS" WITH TWO "B"S. 247 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,923 >> I SPELL IT WITH ONE "B." FOR BONER! 248 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,391 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THAT'S KEN REYNOLDS. 249 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,861 BY THE WAY, KEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 250 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,798 >> OH, THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 251 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,734 >> LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT WELCOME IN PET SMART ANY MORE. 252 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,869 >> Jimmy: OKAY. THANK YOU. 253 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,872 KEN REYNOLDS. GUILLERMO. 254 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,875 >> FUNNY GUY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A 255 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,477 GOOD SHOW, PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER IS HERE. 256 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,345 W'VE GOT MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE. 257 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,079 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SETH ROGEN. 258 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:38,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 259 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:47,559 >> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 260 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,361 TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MOVIE "MOXIE"- PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER 261 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,429 IS HER. THEN, LATER, ONE OF THE BIGGEST 262 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,029 NAMES IN LATIN MUSIC, DADDY YANKEE. 263 00:13:52,099 --> 00:14:04,041 YOU CAN SEE DADDY TONIGHT AND AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING ON "GMA," 264 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,912 SO SET YOUR ALARM FOR DADDY NOW. THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 265 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,113 WITH KEVIN BACON, JESSE TYLER FERGUSON, 266 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,782 VANESSA KIRBY, AND TRAYVON FREE, WITH MUSIC FROM NIKO MOON AND 267 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,117 DAYA. AND ON THURSDAY NIGHT, WE HAVE A 268 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:16,321 SPECIAL ONE YEAR CORONAVIRUS ANNIVERSARY SHOW WITH 269 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:21,459 JOEL McHALE, SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION PETE BUTTIGIEG, 270 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,396 AND ADAM DURITZ, TOO. SO PLEASE JOIN US 271 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FOR ALL THE FESTIVITIES. 272 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,668 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY ACTOR, WRITER, DIRECTOR, 273 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:35,540 PRODUCER, A TALENTED CERAMIST AND, A BUDDING GWYNETH PALTROW 274 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,808 TOO. STARTING THURSDAY, YOU CAN ORDER 275 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,943 "RECREATIONAL PRODUCTS" FROM HIS NEW COMPANY HOUSEPLANT AT 276 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,680 HOUSEPLANT.COM. PLEASE WELCOME SETH ROGEN. 277 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:55,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 278 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:59,898 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. >> HI. 279 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:05,436 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 280 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:10,441 YOU'RE EVEN STARTING TO DRESS LIKE A GUY WHO DOES CERAMIC'S 281 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,578 AND SELLS WEED. >> I GOT DRESSED TODAY AND I WAS 282 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:17,716 LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT MYSELF OUT IN THE WORLD. 283 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,786 LITERALLY, I HAD A SMALL CRISIS AS I WAS GETTING DRESSED, LIKE, 284 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,723 I DON'T KNOW HOW I DRESS ANY MORE. 285 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:29,728 I WEAR PAJAMAS, I CAN'T WEAR THAT ON THE SHOW, I DON'T THINK. 286 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,196 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE MR. ROGERS GOT HIGH. 287 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,730 >> MIGHT HAVE. YEAH. 288 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:36,535 I'VE BEEN SLOWLY WORKING TOWARDS THIS THE WHOLE TIME. 289 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,069 YEAH. I'VE ARRIVED AT THIS. 290 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:41,072 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH MEGHAN AND HARRY LAST NIGHT. 291 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,143 >> I DID. I GET MISTAKEN FOR OF HARRY 292 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,946 EVERY BLUE MOON. >> Jimmy: I COULD SEE THAT. 293 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:51,349 >> BEING JEWISH THAT WOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLE. 294 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,418 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING 295 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,422 ON IN HIS LIFE IN CASE I HAVE TO PRETEND. 296 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,357 >> Jimmy: HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER. 297 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:03,094 >> NO KIDDING. BUT, IF THEY WANT WEED HIT ME 298 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,161 UP. THEY COULD USE IT. 299 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,697 >> Jimmy: I THINK THEY CAN USE A LOT OF IT. 300 00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:08,966 >> THEY GOT A LOT OF STRESS FROM WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM. 301 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:13,504 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE THEY DO. >> A STRESSFUL EXISTENCE. 302 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,106 >> Jimmy: MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE. 303 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,976 >> AND THEY'RE ALWAYS SMOKING HASH IN THE UK. 304 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,045 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MARIJUANA. 305 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,648 >> NO IT'S A DISASTER. [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:32,924 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A HU HUMANITARI 307 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,325 CRISIS. >> OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS, 308 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,994 THAT'S THE WORSE. I WON'T EVEN JOKE. 309 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:41,066 >> Jimmy: I WONDER WHY THAT IS? TRADITION OR WHAT? 310 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,535 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU COULD DOMINATE 311 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,604 THAT MARKET, REALLY? >> ONE DAY, I WOULD LOVE TO SELL 312 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,607 WEED TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM. 313 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,878 ONE DAY, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED -- I THINK 314 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,547 THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW YOU JUST LAUNCHED IN 315 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,681 CANADA. >> YES. 316 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,950 >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU LAUNCHED IN THE UNITED STATES. 317 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,752 >> YES. >> Jimmy: AND MAYBE THE UK IS 318 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,287 NEXT. >> ONE DAY. 319 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,824 WE'RE SETTING SUCH A WEIRD DISTANCE AWAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW 320 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:12,297 LOUD TO TALK. AM I TALKING TO LOUD? 321 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,299 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BE HONEST? 322 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,168 >> I NEVER HAVE, I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO LOUD. 323 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,705 >> Jimmy: NO YOU'RE NOT, WE EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM YOU. 324 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,777 >> YOU HAVE THE FIRST MOUTH AND NOSTRILS I'VE SEEN IN REAL LIFE 325 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,780 IN A VERY LONG TIME. IT'S REALLY WEIRD. 326 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,516 IT'S THE FIRST FACIAL HOLES I'VE SEEN IN PERSON IN A LONG TIME. 327 00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:34,252 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN STAYING IN? 328 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:38,656 >> YEAH, I STAY IN, YEAH, ALL THE TIMEOUT TIME 329 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:47,999 I STAY IN. THE WORLD HAS AACLIMATEIZED TO Y 330 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,200 LIFE LIFESTYLE. 331 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,336 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CERAMIC' WORK. 332 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,938 >> I AM FASCINATED. YEAH. 333 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,073 HONESTLY, IT'S A WONDERFUL THING. 334 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:59,544 I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE TO CAPTURE SO MUCH -- SO MANY PEOPLE'S 335 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:03,748 ATTENTION AND THE PEOPLE SEEM GENUINELY PROUD OF ME. 336 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:09,754 I'VE MADE SO MANY MOVIES, NOBODY SEEMED PROUD OF ME AFTERWARDS. 337 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:13,758 THAT'S NEVER BEEN THE SENSE I GOT FROM MY AUDIENCE, LIKE, 338 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,761 WE'RE PROUD OF YOU FOR THIS. IT'S MORE LIKE, WHY DID YOU DO 339 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,030 THIS TO US. YEAH. 340 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,831 PEOPLE SEEM GENUINELY PROUD OF ME. 341 00:18:20,901 --> 00:18:24,902 VERY NICE. >> YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING 342 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,237 INTER INTERESTING. 343 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:31,376 >> I LOVE CERAMIC' AND FOUND I COULD EXPRESS MYSELF THROUGH IT. 344 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,046 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT DID YOU KNOW YOU'D BE GOOD 345 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,049 AT IT? >> NO I'M BAD AT ALMOST 346 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:43,121 EVERYTHING I TRY, WAS A REAL SURPRISE. 347 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:47,192 >> Jimmy: I'M CURIOUS IF YOU TIED IT INTO HOUSE PLAN WAS THAT 348 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,594 A PLAN OR DID IT JUST SO HAPPEN TO GO TOGETHER? 349 00:18:50,664 --> 00:18:53,531 >> NO IT WAS VERY ORGANIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,134 COME ON I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN A WHILE. 351 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,669 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ANY MORE.3 352 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,874 YEAH, I WAS WORKING ON HOUSE PLANT ALREADY. 353 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:07,345 AND I ALSO STARTED DOING CERAMIC'S AND I SMOKE WEEK ALL 354 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:11,349 DAY EVERY DAY. AND WANTED AN ASHTRAY THAT 355 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,085 FUNCTIONED IN A WAY I THOUGHT A ASHTRAY SHOULD. 356 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,020 I DON'T LIKE TO CLEAN THEM OFTEN. 357 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:23,227 I WANTED A DEP RESERVOIR TO FIT THE ASH IN AND I LIKE A BED TO 358 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,762 REST IT IN. >> Jimmy: AND A NICE BOX. 359 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:29,100 >> THERE YOU GO. >>. 360 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,769 >> Jimmy: IS THIS THE PERFECT ASHTRAY? 361 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,506 >> BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DEVELOPED BY SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY PUT MORE 362 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,707 THOUGHT INTO ASHTRAYS THAN ANYONE. 363 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,976 >> Jimmy: IN THE WORLD. >> THAT WILL YOU COME ACROSS. 364 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,446 >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES SENSE. >> YEAH, I REALLY -- TO ME, 365 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,713 HAVING A -- >> Jimmy: OH, NICE. 366 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:48,119 >> YEAH, IT HAS A LITTLE VASE. TO ME, HAVING A NICE SET UP TO 367 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:52,389 SMOKE WITH REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIST THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING 368 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:58,929 ELICIT AND DOING SOMETHING VERY NORMAL AND I THINK THAT'S ALSO 369 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,533 SOMETHING PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED WANT. 370 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,268 >> Jimmy: SO THE JOINT GOES THERE. 371 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,536 >> IT COULD. >> Jimmy: WHAT GOES THERE? 372 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:09,674 >> ASHTRAY COULD GO THERE OR ANOTHER ASHTRAY IF YOU HAVE 373 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,342 FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: CLEVER AND THE FACE IS 374 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,344 FOR FLOWERS. >> YEAH BECAUSE I LIKE FLOWERS. 375 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:17,548 I THINK FLOWERS ARE PRETTY. YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON YOUR SIDE 376 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,551 TABLE IT'S LIKE YOUR LITTLE SET UP, YOU KNOW. 377 00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:22,019 >> Jimmy: YOUR LITTLE SET, WITH A FLOUR. 378 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,957 >> THE ASHTRAY SET BY SETH, THE LEAST CREATIVE NAME FOR 379 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,893 ANYTHING, PROBABLY EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS. 380 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:33,164 >> Jimmy: IT'S DESCRIPTIVE THOUGH AND IT REALLY WORKS. 381 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,965 I WOULD SUGGEST MAYBE YOU COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT BOX SO 382 00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:41,106 PEOPLE CAN BUY THIS FOR THEIR UNSUSPECTING MOM AND SHE'LL 383 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:47,378 THINK SHE JUST GOT A NICE COFFEE, EPRESSO SIPPER. 384 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,246 SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MOTHER'S DAY. 385 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,582 >> FOR SURE. A LOT OF MOTHER'S SMOKE WE'D. 386 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:56,320 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, AND A LOT OF THEM NEED IT NOW TOO. 387 00:20:56,389 --> 00:21:00,391 THAT'S VERY POPULAR THING GOING ON. 388 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:04,395 YOU'VE ALSO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN -- 389 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,800 >> IT'S A TABLE LIGHTER AND THE LID IS AN ASHTRAY. 390 00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:12,870 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING'S AN A ASH 391 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,473 ASHTRAY. >> EVERYTHING COULD BE AN 392 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,741 ASHTRAY. THAT'S WHAT YOU FOUND THROUGHOUT 393 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,944 MY LIFE. I LOSE MY LIGHTERS MORE THAN 394 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,213 ANYTHING. ME AND MY WIFE CONSTANTLY FIGHT 395 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:26,351 ABOUT IT SO I WAS LIKE LET'S MAKE SOMETHING SO PEOPLE NEVER 396 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,485 LOSE THE LIGHTER. >> Jimmy: LIKE THE GAS STATION 397 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:33,358 KEY TO THE BATHROOM. IT'S TOO BIG TO ACCIDENTALLY PUT 398 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,627 IN MY POCKET. >> EXACTLY. 399 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:38,629 SO IT'S A WONDERFUL THING FOR MEMBER LIKE ME. 400 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,499 >> Jimmy: YEAH EVERYONE WHO SMOKES POT LOSES THEIR LIGHTERS. 401 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,435 >> THEY DO. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GO. 402 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,905 I WISH I DID. I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S LIGHTERS 403 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,908 JUST TO LOSE THEM. IF YOU HAVE A LIGHTER I WILL 404 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,645 TAKE IT AND MAKE IT VANISH. >> Jimmy: WHAT A MONEY SAVER 405 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,180 TOO. >> THAT COULD BE THE LAST 406 00:21:56,182 --> 00:22:01,986 LIGHTER YOU EVER PURCHASE. >> Jimmy: THESE YOU COULD BUY 407 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,588 ANYWHERE? >> BUY THEM ON HOUSEPLANT.COM. 408 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:09,194 >> Jimmy: ALL ACROSS AMERICA YOU CAN BUY THEM BUT ONLY BUY 409 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,128 CANNABIS IN CALIFORNIA. >> YES. 410 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:13,597 OUR WEED IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN CALIFORNIA. 411 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:18,402 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GROW ALL THIS WEED OR COLLECT IT AND GET THE 412 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,071 BEST ONES. >> WE CURATE STRAINS WHICH IS 413 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,541 THE MOVE THE FUN THING I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 414 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:27,812 >> Jimmy: YOU AN WHO'D? >> ME AND MY PARTNER EVAN. 415 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:33,284 >> Jimmy: YOUR WRITING PARTNER. >> YEAH, AT THIS POINT IT GOES 416 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:38,556 LONG BEYOND WRITING, I MET HIM WHEN I WAS 12 AND WE WROTE 417 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:42,960 EVERYTHING WE EVER MADE TOGETHER AND WE FOUNDED THIS WEED COMPANY 418 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,695 TOGETHER. YEAH, IN ORDER TO FIND THE 419 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:49,033 STRAINS WE NEEDED TO SMOKE TONS OF DIFFERENT STRAINS OF WEED AND 420 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,704 WE'D GO ON LITTLE FRIEND DATES TO TRY THE STRAINS. 421 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:57,641 WE'D BE LIKE LET'S SMOKE THIS WEED AND GO SEE A MOVIE. 422 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,310 AND WE'LL SMOKE THIS WEED AND WRITE. 423 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,113 >> Jimmy: YOU EVALUATE IT EACH TIME. 424 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:07,251 >> YEAH WE HAVE A RIGOROUS PROCESS OF GETTING SUPER DUPER 425 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,321 HIGH AND DOING [ BLEEP ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 426 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:14,659 >> Jimmy: AND HOW MAY I ASK IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER 427 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:18,062 TIME YOU AND EVAN HANG OUT. >> NOT AT ALL DIFFERENT. 428 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:23,601 WE HAD NOTE PADS, OTHER THAN THAT, YEAH, IT WAS VERY SIMILAR. 429 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,936 BUT, LIKE, I SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERY DAY. 430 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,874 IT IS 100% INTRINSIC TO MY FUNCTIONALITY AND MY LIFE. 431 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:35,346 AND SO THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING WE WANTED TO TAKE INTO 432 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:40,151 CONSIDERATION, LIKE, HOW DO I FUNCTION ON THIS WEED, CAN I 433 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,286 SMOKE IT ALL DAY AND GO ABOUT MY LIFE AND JOB? 434 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:45,690 THAT'S WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU 435 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,025 KNOW, I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS. 436 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:51,028 >> GO FOR IT. >> Jimmy: LIKE YOU'RE A 437 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,230 SCIENTIST NOW. >> IT'S TRUE. 438 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:56,033 IT'S NOT THE MOST FUNNY THING TO TALK ABOUT BUT I LOVE TALKING 439 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,304 ABOUT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 440 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:04,908 WITH MEGHAN, HARRY AND SETH RO 441 00:24:04,978 --> 00:24:05,576 ROGEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 442 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:05,743 ♪ ED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 443 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:11,783 ♪ >> Jimmy: HEY, WE ARE BACK WITH 444 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:17,521 SETH ROGEN, PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER 445 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,457 AND MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE ARE COMING UP. 446 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:24,328 SETH HAS A WEBSITE HOUSEPLANT.COM. 447 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:26,197 >> WE DO. >> Jimmy: DID SOMEONE HAVE THAT 448 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,932 BEFORE YOU. >> THEY DID. 449 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,602 >> Jimmy: DID THEY KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO? 450 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:38,276 >> THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD IT AS INEXPENSIVE AS THEY DID IF THEY 451 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:42,547 KNEW, I'M NOT PROUD, IT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENED, WE RIPPED THOSE 452 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:48,753 [ BLEEP ] OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 453 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,821 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY THEY WEREN'T 454 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:54,425 MAKING ANY MONEY WITH IT. >> IT WAS DORMANT. 455 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:59,030 IT WAS LIKE A GO DADDY PAGE. >> Jimmy: YOU WATERED IT AND 456 00:24:59,032 --> 00:25:01,165 BROUGHT IT TO LIFE. >> JUST LIKE A HOUSE PLANT. 457 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:05,503 >> Jimmy: YOU TALKED ABOUT HOW YOU AND EVAN WOULD TRY THESE 458 00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,171 DIFFERENT STRAINS. >> YEAH. 459 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,242 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FIND THAT THEY EFFECT YOU GUYS THE SAME OR IS 460 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:14,045 EACH ONE DIFFERENT FOR EACH PERSON? 461 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,647 >> WE FOUND THEY'RE MOSTLY THE SAME FOR US. 462 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,450 BUT EVERYONE'S BRAIN IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT AND SOME PEOPLE'S 463 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,854 BRAINS ARE VERY DIFFERENT. I'M NOT A SCIENTIST. 464 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:27,325 HA HA HA. BUT, YEAH, BUT, WHAT WE FOUND IS 465 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:33,398 WE WERE GENERALLY ON THE SAME PAGE AS FOR -- AS WHICH STRAINS 466 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,800 EFFECTED US IN DIFFERENT WAYS. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T THE HAVE 467 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:46,811 ANY DISAS -- DISAGREEMENTS? OR ANYTHING THAT ZONK YOU BOTH 468 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,813 OUT. >> YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE 469 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:57,355 WERE GOING FOR OUR INDICA WILL ZONK YOU OUT. 470 00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:59,957 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS NAME THE STRAINS? 471 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:04,361 >> YEAH, WE NAMED THEM. WHEN WE CAME UP WITH PINEAPPLE 472 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:08,566 EXPRESS IT WAS A JOKE AND THEN IT BECAME A STRAIN OF WEED BUT 473 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:14,171 IT IS BASED ON A WEATHER SYSTEM OUT OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST SO 474 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:23,981 WE NAMED THEM ALL AS A HOM AUTHENTICATE TO -- HOMAGE TO 475 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,116 OURSELVES. TO HONOR OURSELVES. 476 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:31,389 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE NAMES OF THE STRAINS? 477 00:26:31,391 --> 00:26:33,257 >> THERE'S PANCAKE ICE, A GREAT NAME FOR WEED. 478 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:37,261 >> Jimmy: OR A RAPPER. >> YEAH, VERY GOOD RAPPER. 479 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:42,533 DIABLO WIND, ALSO GOOD NAME FOR WEED AND RAPPER. 480 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,536 THEY'RE KIND OF INTERCHANGER I'D SAY. 481 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:48,205 AND PINK MOON WHICH IS I WEATHER SYSTEM AS WELL. 482 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,741 >> Jimmy: PINK MOON IS A THING THAT HAPPENS? 483 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:56,080 >> IT'S A THING THAT HAPPENS, A MEET LOGICAL EVENT. 484 00:26:56,082 --> 00:27:03,020 PINK MOON IS A INDIC AA WITH A NIGHT TIME VIBE IT TO IT. 485 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,690 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU GUYS ARE HYSTERICAL. 486 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:10,094 >> WE TRULY LIKE -- THERE WAS A POINT I WAS EMBARRASSED HOW MUCH 487 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:13,764 THOUGHT I PUT INTO WEED, BUT I'VE EMBRACED IT. 488 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:18,235 IT IS A AMOUNT OF THOUGHT THAT WOULD HUMILIATE A LOT OF PEOPLE. 489 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,638 I WOULD TRULY SAY. >> Jimmy: LIKE, ARE YOU HIGH 490 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,306 RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH I'M HIGH ALL THE TIME. 491 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:25,109 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND IT DOESN'T STOP 492 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,711 WORKING FOR YOU? DOESN'T WEAR OFF? 493 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:33,784 >> I MEAN, I WILL KEEP SMOKING WEED THROUGHOUT THE DAY TO MAKE 494 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,989 SURE TO KEEP GOING. I NEVER SMOKED A JOINT AND BE 495 00:27:37,991 --> 00:27:40,458 LIKE, THAT DIDN'T WORK. THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. 496 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:44,795 LIKE A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU SELL 497 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,530 EDIBLES? >> WE HOPE TO ONE DAY. 498 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:52,269 WE SELL BEVERAGES IN CANADA BUT THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE IS FAR MORE 499 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,138 INSTITUTIONALIZED SO YOU CAN CREATE A EFFECT MORE CONSIST 500 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,676 WITH EDIBLES WHERE IN AMERICA THEY'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET AND 501 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:01,078 WITH EDIBLES I'VE HAD SCATTER SHOT EXPERIENCES. 502 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,347 >> Jimmy: ASSOCIATION Y . 503 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,751 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU HAVE? HAVE YOU HAD BAD EXPERIENCES? 504 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:11,488 >> I HAD ONE EXPERIENCE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES YEARS AGO 505 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:15,426 THAT WAS PRETTY BAD. THING WITH EDIBLES, THERE'S 506 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,828 TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS FINE BUT I WAS NOT. 507 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:21,165 THAT'S WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT EDIBLES YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 508 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:26,170 THEY'RE DOING TO YOU. SO I WAS AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES, 509 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:31,975 WHEN ARE A NIGHT MARE. I HAD A WEED LOLLIPOP, I THOUGHT 510 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:37,915 IN MY HEAD LIKE, I'M REALLY HIGH BUT I'M KEEPING IT TOGETHER, 511 00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:42,453 LIKE, THIS THING IS [ BLEEP ] ME UP BUT AT LEAST I'M LOOKING AND 512 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:46,457 ACT TOTALLY NORMAL AND THEN THE SHOW WENT TO AN AFTER PARTY AND 513 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:52,396 I SAW BRIAN CRANSTON WHO I DON'T KNOW THAT WELL, FIRST THING HE 514 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:55,399 SAID TO ME WAS ARE YOU OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:59,804 AND -- WHICH IS AN ALARMING QUESTION TO BE ASKED WHEN YOU 516 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,872 THINK YOU ARE OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:05,810 LIKE, IF YOU BUMP INTO SOMETHING AND ARE HURT, SOMEONE'S LIKE, 518 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,745 ARE YOU OKAY. YEAH, THANK YOU. 519 00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:10,081 I'M OKAY. BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING 520 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:14,684 GOOD AND SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU VERY SCARED AND SAID, ARE YOU 521 00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:16,020 OKAY? IT'S LIKE -- IT WILL REALLY 522 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:22,226 BRING YOU BACK DOWN-TO-EARTH. >> Jimmy: LIKE THAT GUY'S WALTER 523 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,762 WHITE. >> YEAH, THAT GUY'S SEEING 524 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,963 THINGS. I'M ALARMING TO WALTER WHITE I 525 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:31,702 MUST HAVE BEEN [ BLEEP ]. AND SO HE SAID, ARE YOU OKAY, 526 00:29:31,704 --> 00:29:34,704 AND I TURNED AROUND AND LEFT. [ LAUGHTER ] 527 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:40,177 AND I LITERALLY, I WALKED OUT OF THE HOTEL AND GOT IN MY CAR AND 528 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,846 WENT HOME. I WAS LIKE, NO, [ BLEEP ] IF 529 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:46,851 YOU'RE ASKING ME, THE ANSWER'S NO, I'M NOT OKAY, I'M GETTING 530 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,854 THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF HERE. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 531 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:53,924 I KNOW THIS SAY BIG THING FOR YOU, STARTING THURSDAY YOU CAN 532 00:29:53,993 --> 00:30:00,598 ORDER HOUSEPLANT PRODUCTS AT HOUSEPLANT.COM. 533 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,133 WE'LL BE BACK WITH PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER. 534 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:02,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 535 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:08,138 ♪ 536 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:11,108 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 537 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:14,812 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE IS ON THE WAY. 538 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,614 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND YOUNG MAN OF EXTRAORDINARY 539 00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:19,750 LINEAGE WITH A NEW MOVIE, ALONGSIDE CO-STAR AND DIRECTOR 540 00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:22,620 AMY POEHLER. "MOXIE" IS ON NETFLIX NOW. 541 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:31,228 PLEASE WELCOME PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER. 542 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:36,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 543 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:46,310 >> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING? DID ROGEN GIVE YOU ANY SAMPLES 544 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:50,314 BACK STAGE? >> I WAS TRYING TO SNIFF HIM 545 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,782 OUT, I COULDN'T FIND HIM. >> Jimmy: IS THAT SOMETHING 546 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:56,253 YOU'RE INTERESTED? >> MARIJUANA, NO, I USED TO BE 547 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:58,655 LIKE HIM, ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: REALLY? 548 00:30:58,724 --> 00:31:01,459 >> YES, YOU WASN'T DOING POTS AND PANS AND ALL THAT WEIRD 549 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:05,262 STUFF BUT I USED TO SMOKE EVERY -- EVERY DAY. 550 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:09,733 >> Jimmy: POTS AND PANS WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A HIGH MOVIE 551 00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:11,936 REVIEW SHOW. >> RIGHT. 552 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:17,942 THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO, BUT I USED TO -- I USED TO, TO THE 553 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,876 POINT I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT SMOKING. 554 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,012 >> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH AND THEN WE WENT TO 555 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:27,418 EASTER BRUNCH ONE DAY AND I WAS HIGH AND MY DAD SITS DOWN NEXT 556 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:32,423 TO ME, HE SAID, ARE YOU HIGH, I SAID YES, AND HE SAID, WHY WOULD 557 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:35,893 YOU EVER WANT TO BE HIGH, YOU HAVE THE BEST LIFE IN THE WORLD, 558 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:40,231 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 559 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:42,099 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND I NEVER SMOKED SINCE. 560 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,233 >> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW. 561 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:44,501 WAIT A MINUTE. >> FIVE YEARS. 562 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:48,439 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF POT WAS THAT, THE POT THAT MAKES YOU 563 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,707 LISTEN TO YOUR DAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 564 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:54,712 >> IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A BAD TRIP SITUATION FOR THAT DAY. 565 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:58,582 YEAH I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: THEY OUGHT TO START 566 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:00,317 PUMPING THAT THROUGH THE SCHOOL. >> EXACTLY. 567 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:05,322 >> Jimmy: POLITICS IN YOUR FAMILY OBVIOUSLY ON BOTH SIDES. 568 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:06,456 >> CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU DECIDE YOU 569 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:10,327 WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR? >> YEAH, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING 570 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:22,139 NEXT TO MY DAD ONCE AGAIN, WE WERE WATCHING "HERCULES IN NEW 571 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:29,480 YORK" ONE OF HIS FIRST FILMS, HAD A GAP IN HIS TEETH THIS BIG, 572 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:33,683 COULDN'T SPEAK A LICK OF ENGLISH AD HE WAS SO BAD AND I WAS 573 00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:39,823 LIKE, YOU WERE THAT BAD AND TURNED OUT THAT SUCCESSFUL, I'M 574 00:32:39,892 --> 00:32:42,960 GIVING ACTING A SHOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 575 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:47,498 SO I GREW TO FALL IN LOVE WITH IT AND IT'S BEEN A JOURNEY. 576 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,633 >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER HAVE REGULAR JOBS? 577 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,169 >> I DID. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO? 578 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:57,440 >> I HAD MY OWN PIZZA JOINT CALLED BLAZE PIZZA. 579 00:32:57,510 --> 00:33:01,378 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR PLACE? >> IT'S STILL OPERATING BUT I'M 580 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,048 OUT OF IT. BUT FOR A FEW YEARS A WAS MAKING 581 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:11,321 THE PIES FOR THE PEOPLE. I USED TO WORK FOR RICK CARUSO 582 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,990 AT THE GROVE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MALL HERE. 583 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:19,930 >> A REALLY HIGH-END UPSCALE MALL, I DID VALET, SECURITY, 584 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,599 PROPERTY WALKS, LEASE MANAGEMENT TOURS. 585 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:28,138 I HAVE A REALLY FUNNY STORY ONE TIME, I WAS ON, SO RICK CARUSO 586 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:32,542 EVERY WEEK HE WANTED YOU TO WORK AT A DIFFERENT AREA OF THE GROVE 587 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,879 SO YOU UNDERSTAND EVERY LITTLE PART OF THE GROVE IS WHAT MAKES 588 00:33:35,948 --> 00:33:38,415 THE GROVE SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 589 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:41,218 >> AND I WAS A SECURITY GUARD FOR THE WEEK, MEANWHILE I HAD MY 590 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:44,421 OWN SECURITY GUARD FOR ME BECAUSE MY DAD WAS GOVERNOR. 591 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,223 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, SO YOU'RE DOING SECURITY AND YOU 592 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,225 HAVE SECURITY. >> EXACTLY. 593 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:52,829 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M LIKE A 15-YEAR-OLD KID 594 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:56,433 WITH AN EAR PIECE AND LIKE, A SUIT JACKET. 595 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,902 I SHOW UP FOR WORK. THEY'RE LIKE, OKAY, YOU'RE 596 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:02,972 SECURITY FOR PARIS HILTON TODAY. SHE'S GOT A BOOK TOUR, SHE'S 597 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:08,245 COMING TO THE GROVE, SHE'S GOING TO BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS. 598 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:11,114 I'M LIKE, OKAY, I KNOW PARIS, BUT OKAY. 599 00:34:11,183 --> 00:34:14,050 SO SHE GETS OUT OF THE CAR. SHE HAS A SECURITY GUARD THAT 600 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:19,723 USED TO WORK FOR MY DAD. I SHOW UP TO GREET PARIS SHE'S 601 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:23,793 LIKE, PATRICK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 602 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:25,062 I'M YOUR SECURITY GUARD FOR THE DAY. 603 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,265 >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE, LIKE SOMETHING YOU OUGHT 604 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,400 TO WRITE UP. >> IT'S GREAT. 605 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,336 IT'S FUN. >> Jimmy: WHAT A WEIRD PLACE TO 606 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:38,675 GROW UP. THAT'S ARE FAMOUS TO BEGIN WITH, 607 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:44,481 YOU GOT DONKEYS RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE, TINY HORSES, BUT I 608 00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:48,084 GREW UP IN LAS VEGAS AND NEVER REALIZED IT WAS A STRANGE THING 609 00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:52,156 TO DO UNTIL PEOPLE SAID OH, WOW YOU GREW UP IN VEGAS YOU'RE 610 00:34:52,158 --> 00:35:00,363 LIKE, OH, YEAH, CONAN IS MY DAD. >> YEAH HE HAS THIS WEIRD 611 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:06,236 THREE-FOURTH THROUGH LIFE CRISIS RIGHT NOW HE HAS A DONE KEY AND 612 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:14,445 PONY AND A MASSIVE 200-POUND HUSKY AND A 3-POUND YORKSHIRE 613 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,046 TERRIER. HE'S THIS MASSIVE GUY IN HIS 614 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,582 CHAIR WITH A LITTLE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 615 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:21,719 AN ODD DYNAMIC. >> Jimmy: THAT IS CRAZY. 616 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:26,190 NOW YOU DID THIS MOVIE WITH AMY POEHLER WHICH IS PRETTY GREAT. 617 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:33,063 DID YOU KNOW AMY BEFORE HAND? >> I ACTUALLY DIDN'T. 618 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:37,267 I MET HER IN THE AUDITION ROOM. >> Jimmy: CHRIS PRAT IS YOUR 619 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:40,003 BROTHER-IN-LAW DID YOU ASK HIM TO PUT IN A WORD FOR YOU. 620 00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,872 >> I DIDN'T. I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE 621 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:45,342 BEEN COMFORTABLE DOING THAT. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BUT I'LL 622 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:49,612 KEEP THAT IOU FOR THE FUTURE. >> Jimmy: IT SEEMED TO HAVE 623 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:51,881 WORKED OUT OKAY. >> IT DID. 624 00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:53,817 YES. >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS COVID GOES, 625 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,487 DO YOU MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS? 626 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:59,622 >> I DID. THAT WAS ANOTHER ODD DYNAMIC. 627 00:35:59,692 --> 00:36:02,426 IT WAS ME, MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY MOM. 628 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,361 >> Jimmy: REALLY, IN THE SAME HOUSE. 629 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,897 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG SINCE YOU HAD 630 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:07,964 LIVED TOGETHER? >> SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 631 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:10,701 >> Jimmy: SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. AND YOU PLAY A HIGH SCHOOL 632 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,235 STUDENT IN THIS MOVIE. >> YEAH. 633 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:14,704 >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE PREPARING FOR THAT. 634 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:18,441 >> I DID A LOT OF METHOD. SO I MOVED BACK HOME WITH MY 635 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:25,048 MOM. I ACTUALLY WENT BABACK 636 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:28,985 -- WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL TO STUDY FOR THIS CHARACTER. 637 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:32,189 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SERIOUS YOU'RE NOT IS MESSING AROUND. 638 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:35,725 >> NOT AT ALL. >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS CALLED 639 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:40,330 "MOXIE" IT'S ON NETFLIX. PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER 640 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,465 EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC 641 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,966 FROM DADDY YANKEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 642 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:48,338 >> Jimmy: IT'S MUSIC TIME, FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA WITH THE 643 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:51,908 TELEVISION DEBUT OF HIS SONG, "PROBLEMA," DADDY YANKEE! 644 00:36:53,078 --> 00:38:10,754 ♪ ♪ 645 00:38:10,822 --> 00:39:23,960 ♪ ♪ 646 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:58,795 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 647 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:01,665 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK SETH ROGEN, 648 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:02,732 PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER, AND DADDY YANKEE. 649 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:06,937 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM 650 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:08,739 BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE, "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 651 00:40:08,741 --> 00:40:10,473 THANKS FOR WATCHING. GOODNIGHT. 652 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:24,521 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 653 00:40:25,824 --> 00:41:00,090 ♪