>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!
TONIGHT, SETH ROGEN,
PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER, AND MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE.
AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, HI. THANKS, THANKS.
HI, I'M JIMMY.
I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON "INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY."
A DAY ON WHICH WE CELEBRATE THE MANY ACHIEVEMENTS OF WOMEN
AROUND THE WORLD BY WATCHING "THE BACHELOR" AND GOSSIPING
ABOUT THE QUEEN? THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING AROUND
HERE TODAY. DID YOU SEE THE INTERVIEW LAST
NIGHT? OPRAH RETURNED WITH MEGHAN AND
HARRY. IN WHAT WILL SURELY GO DOWN IN
HISTORY AS THE MOST SHOCKING GENDER REVEAL PARTY OF ALL TIME.
AT LEAST 17 MILLION AMERICANS WATCHED.
ONLY THE SUPER BOWL AND THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "THE
EQUALIZER" FEATURING ANOTHER QUEEN LATIFAH HAD MORE VIEWERS
THIS YEAR. THAT'S HUGE.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY THESE OPRAH SPECIALS COULD VACCINATE
PEOPLE TOO. IT WOULD BE AMAZING.
IT WAS A RIVETING TWO HOURS. I HAD NO INTEREST IN WATCHING
THIS LIKE NONE. THEN MY WIFE PUT IT ON AND I WAS
LIKE, "WAIT, REWIND THAT! THIS PRINCE CHARLES IS AN
ANIMAL!" DID YOU WATCH IT, GUILLERMO?
>> NO, I DID NOT WATCH IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT, ALL
RIGHT. EVERYONE THINKS
MARRYING A PRINCE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT. MEGHAN MARKLE SAID THAT WHEN SHE
JOINED THE ROYAL FAMILY THEY TOOK AWAY HER PASSPORT, DRIVER'S
LICENSE, AND KEYS. "WELCOME TO THE ROYAL FAMILY.
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR BELT AND GET READY FOR A CAVITY SEARCH.
AND HER HUSBAND HARRY MADE A NUMBER OF STARTLING
ACQUISITIONS. THE GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK,
ANDREW CUOMO VIGOROUSLY DENIED ALL OF THEM.
JUST OUT OF REFLEX. MEGHAN SAID THAT AT ONE POINT
THINGS GOT SO BAD, SHE WENT TO HR AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE FOR HELP
AND THEY REFUSED TO HELP, IT'S FUNNY THAT THE ROYAL PALACE
HAS HR AND THAT IT'S JUST AS UNHELPFUL AS HR EVERYPLACE ELSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY ALSO TOLD OPRAH THEY HAVE
BEEN CUT OFF FINANCIALLY. OPRAH WAS LIKE, "SORRY, I
ALREADY GAVE OUT ALL MY CARS." I CAN'T HELP YOU.
MEGHAN CLAIMS SHE WAS SILENCED DURING HER TIME IN THE UK AND
AFTER WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT, I HAVE TO SAY I BELIEVE IT.
>> IT WAS A CONVERSATION WITH YOU --
>> WITH A HARRY. >> ABOUT HOW DARK YOUR BABY IS
GOING TO BE? >> POTENTIALLY AND WHAT THAT
WOULD MEAN OR LOOK LIKE. >> OHH.
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME WHO HAD THE CONVERSATION?
>> I WAS A BIT SHOCKED. >> MAYBE IT WAS THAT OLD LADY
RIGHT THERE. FOR REASONS THAT HAVE YET TO BE
EXPLAINED, MEGAN TOLD OPRAH THAT THE PALACE DECIDED BEFORE BABY
ARCHIE WAS BORN, THAT HE WOULDN'T BE PRINCE.
THAT HE WOULDN'T BE ENTITLED TO ROYAL PROTECTION.
AND THAT THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW WHITE THE KID MIGHT
NOT BE. >> COULD WE -- SO WE HAD A
CONVERSATION ABOUT HE WON'T BE GIVEN SECURITY, HE'S NOT GOING
TO BE GIVEN A TITLE AND ALSO CONCERNS AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT
HOW DARK HIS SKIN MIGHT BE WHEN HE'S BORN.
>> WHAT. >> Jimmy: BOY, NO ONE DELIVERS A
"WHAT" LIKE OPRAH. AND WHO CAN BLAME HER?
IMAGINE AFTER CENTURIES OF INBREEDING ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE
PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE COLOR OF A BABY'S SKIN?
PRINCE CHARLES HAS THE EARS OF A BASSET HOUND!
THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE SKIN, AND BY THE WAY THEY SHOULD HOPE
THE KID LOOKS MORE LIKE MEGHAN THAN HARRY.
NO OFFENSE, BUT HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO PLAYED SCREECH.
MAY HE REST IN PEACE. ANYWAY, OPRAH PROMISED SHOCKING
REVELATIONS LAST NIGHT AND NOT ONLY DID SHE DELIVER THEM, NO
ONE WAS MORE SHOCKED BY WHAT WAS SHOCKING THAN SHE WAS.
>> WHAT. >> WHAT.
>> HOLD UP.
>> HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE. >> WOW.
WHOO. >> HMMM.
>> OH. >> AHHH!
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT MEGHAN AND HARRY CAME
ACROSS WELL THEY SEEMED VERY GENUINE BUT THERE WAS ONE PART
OF THE INTERVIEW THAT DID NOT RING TRUE TO ME.
WHEN OPRAH ASKED IF THEY'VE SEEN A CERTAIN NETFLIX SHOW.
>> I'M THINKING BECAUSE I WATCH THE CROWN, OKAY.
I WATCH "THE CROWN" DO YOU ALL WATCH "THE CROWN".
>> I'VE WATCHED SOME OF IT. >> WE'VE WATCHED SOME OF IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT NO ONE WATCHES
SOME OF "THE CROWN." ONCE YOU START "THE CROWN," YOU
FINISH "THE CROWN." YOU'RE HOOKED!
HARRY SAID RACISM WAS A BIG PART OF THEIR DECISION TO LEAVE.
WHICH YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE IF THEY CAME
TO AMERICA TO GET AWAY FROM RACISM.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE TRYING TO GET SOME
PEACE AND QUIET AT CHUCK E. CHEESE.
THE REACTION IN THE UK WAS FIERCE.
"MEGXILE." "FIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!"
"QUEEN: DUTY AND FAMILY UNITE US."
"THAT'S PUBLIC SERVICE FOR YOU, HARRY AND MEGHAN.
NOT A SELF-SERVING TV CHAT WITH OPRAH."
A LOT OF BRITS ARE PISSED. BUT HARRY AND MEGHAN LIVE HERE
NOW AND AMERICA LOVES THEM. WE LOVE THEM, RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I NEVER KNOW FOR SURE WHAT WE
LOVE. ONE OF THE INTERESTING SIDE
STORIES WAS PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY DID THE
INTERVIEW. AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW OPRAH
SAID IT WAS THE HOME OF A MUTUAL FRIEND.
>> I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO EVERYBODY THAT EVEN THOUGH
WE'RE NEIGHBORS, I'M DOWN THE ROAD, YOU'RE UP THE ROAD.
>> YEAH THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE.
>> YEAH WE'RE USING A FRIEND'S HOUSE BECAUSE THEY'RE USING A
VERY NICE -- >> BEAUTIFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS MY HOUSE THAT DAY,
AFTERWARDS WE WENT IN THE POOL. WE MADE SH'MORES IN THE
MICROWAVE. IT WAS GREAT.
THE OTHER BIG NEWS OVER THE WEEKEND, THE SENATE SATURDAY
PASSED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.9 TRILLION COVID RELIEF
PACKAGE. EVERY REPUBLICAN VOTED AGAINST
THE BILL. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH.
THE DEMOCRATS PREVAILED AND SOON HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF
AMERICANS WILL GET A $1,400 STIMULUS CHECK.
REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP SENT OUT STIMULUS CHECKS AND DELAYED THE
PROCESS BECAUSE HE WANTED HIS SIGNATURE ON THEM?
AS IF GRANDPA SENT YOU BIRTHDAY MONEY?
I WONDER IF BIDEN WILL DO THAT? WHAT DO WE THINK?
NO? NO.
THE CDC TODAY RELEASED GUIDELINES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE
BEEN FULLY VACCINATED. THEY SAY FULLY VACCINATED PEOPLE
CAN GATHER INDOORS IN SMALL GROUPS, WITHOUT MASKS OR SOCIAL
DISTANCING. AND IF YOU'RE A VACCINATED
SENIOR CITIZEN AND YOU MEET ANOTHER VACCINATED SENIOR
CITIZEN THE CDC SAYS YOU CAN REALLY GO TO TOWN ON EACH OTHER.
LICK EACH OTHER'S DOORKNOBS. GO WILD.
SPEAKING OF DOORKNOBS DONALD TRUMP MAY STILL BE THE
FACE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY BUT HE DOESN'T WANT THEM TO USE HIS
NAME. TRUMP SENT A CEASE-AND-DESIST
LETTER TO THE RNC AND THE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEES FOR THE
HOUSEAND SENATE ORDERING THEM TO STOP USING HIS NAME AND
LIKENESS TO RAISE MONEY. TRUMP HATES IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE
USE HIS NAME. ESPECIALLY DON JR.
HE WANTS THAT MONEY ALL TO HIMSELF.
ISN'T THAT GREAT? IT'S LIKE "DIRTY ROTTEN
SCOUNDRELS." REMEMBER THAT ONE?
"THOSE ARE MY SUCKERS! GO GET YOUR OWN SUCKERS!"
THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL SUMMIT ON SATURDAY.
POPE FRANCIS VISITED THE TOP SHI'ITE CLERIC OF IRAQ TO SEND A
MESSAGE OF PEACE BETWEEN THE CATHOLIC AND MUSLIM WORLDS.
AND BOY, WERE THEY EXCITED TO SEE EACH OTHER.
LOOKS LIKE THE WAITING ROOM AT THE UROLOGIST'S OFFICE.
I'M GUESSING THOSE TWO DID NOT WATCH "THE BACHELOR" TONIGHT.
IT WAS FANTASY SUITE NIGHT. MATT'S FIRST DATE WAS WITH
MICHELLE WHERE THEY WERE INSTRUCTED TO LITERALLY BUTTER
EACH OTHER UP. >> THIS IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOUR
SKIN. >> MELT THE BUTTER DOWN.
APPLY THE BUTTER. >> OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS.
>> THAT'S JUST THE RELEASE OF THE STRESS.
>> MADE SURE TO COVER ALL OF MATT'S SURFACES.
>> Jimmy: SOMEWHERE IN GEORGIA, PAULA DEEN JUST GOT A LITTLE
TINGLE. THIS IS THE MAGICAL PART OF THE
SEASON WHERE THE WOMEN PROFESS THEIR LOVE TO MATT AND THEN MATT
SAYS NOTHING. LIKE THIS.
>> I REALLY AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
>> OKAY THAT WAS BREE. THIS WAS MICHELLE.
>> IT FEELS RIGHT TO SAY IT SO I'M GONNA SAY IT, I LOVE YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN IT WAS RACHEL'S TURN.
>> I'M, LIKE, HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU, I'M LIKE COMPLETELY IN
LOVE WITH YOU. >> IN FAIRNESS, RACHEL SAID IT
AFTERMATH SAID HE LOVES HER. SO IT'S OVER THEN RIGHT.
HE SAID HE LOVES RACHEL LET'S WRAP IT UP.
RACHEL HAPPENS TO BE THE ONE MY WIFE PICKED TO WIN,
SO THIS WAS A PROMISING SIGN. BUT THE PROBLEM FOR MATT IS IT
SEEMS HE CAN SEE A LIFE WITH ALL THE WOMEN.
>> WAKING UP NEXT TO MICHELLE IN THE MORNING NOT HARD TO SEE A
LIFE WITH HER. >> I WOULD SEE A LIFE WITH BRIE
AFTER THIS. >> JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT LIFE
WOULD BE LIKE WITH RACHEL. EVERYONE HERE I COULD SEE BEING
IN MY LIFE. >> WHAT?
>> IT'S HOW MANY LIVE SKZ -- LIVES DOES HE HAVE?
SO NOW IT'S DOWN TO RACHEL AND MICHELLE.
AND WE'LL FIND OUT WHO HE'LL SPEND THE NEXT SIX TO EIGHT
WEEKS OF HIS LIFE WITH NEXT MONDAY NIGHT.
ON "THE BACHELOR". DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE MAKING A
NEW MOVIE "SPACE JAM" MOVIE?
ON THURSDAY WARNER BROTHERS RELEASED A PROMOTIONAL IMAGE FOR
THE SEQUEL STARRING LeBRON JAMES.
AND ONE OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIE, LOLA BUNNY,
WHO WAS KIND OF A JESSICA RABBIT TYPE.
VERY CURVY, ALL OF A SUDDEN IS NOT.
NOT CURVY AT ALL, THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW "SPACE
JAM" SAID HE WANTED TO MAKE THE CHARACTER MORE KID-FRIENDLY,
WHICH MAKES SENSE. BECAUSE IT'S A KID'S MOVIE.
SO HE EVENED HER OUT, AND SOME PEOPLE ARE, BELIEVE IT
OR NOT UPSET ABOUT THIS THEY SAY IT'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE
ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY BEING OVERLY PC.
ONE GUY IN PARTICULAR IS LEADING THE PROTEST AND JOINING US NOW
TO TALK ABOUT WHY, EDITOR OF THE CONSERVATIVE BLOG "THE DAILY
RAGE," KEN REYNOLDS. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HI. HI.
GLAD TO BE HERE, HOPEFULLY I MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
WITHOUT GETTING TAKEN OUT BY HOLLYWOOD'S WOKE AND DAGGER
SQUAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL, NOW, I
UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT THE NEW "SPACE JAM"
MOVIE. >> I'M NOT UPSET, I'M OUTRAGED!
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WHY? WHY ARE YOU OUTRAGED?
>> IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
THE LOONY LEFT IS GOING THROUGH ALL OUR BELOVED CHILDHOOD
CHARACTERS WITH A SANCTIMONIOUS MAGNIFYING GLASS AND NOW, THE
PRODUCERS OF "SPACE JAM" HAVE DECIDED LOLA BUNNY CAN'T BE SEXY
ANYMORE! IT'S THE FINAL STRAW!
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> IT'S THE FINAL STRAW.
>> Jimmy: NO, I SAID "WHAT" ABOUT THE BUNNY BEING SEXY.
>> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT SHE IS. A SEXY BUNNY.
LOLA BUNNY. LOOK AT HER.
SHE WAS A SASSY RABBIT WITH LEGS FOR DAYS AND A BUTT THAT
WOULDN'T QUIT. ALL RIGHT.
AND NOW LOOK AT HER! LOOKS LIKE SHE COACHES
VOLLEYBALL AT A WOMEN'S COLLEGE! THE LIBS CANCELLED MY LOLA'S
SWEET, LUMPY RACK! >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, ARE YOU
SAYING YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A CARTOON RABBIT?
>> NOT ANYMORE, I'M NOT! >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
WEIRD? >> NOT AT ALL!
LOOK, I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD WHEN "SPACE JAM" CAME OUT.
FOR ME, AND FOR EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MAN OF MY
GENERATION, WATCHING THAT SMOKIN' HOT BUNNY DRIBBLE A
BASKETBALL WAS A KEY PART OF MY SEXUAL AWAKENING.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE ON
TELEVISION? >> EXCUSE ME, I THOUGHT YOU
LIBERALS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SEX POSITIVE?
NOW I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I GET IT GOING TO A CARTOON RABBIT WITH
JUICY LITTLE HOOFS I CAN SUCK? >> Jimmy: WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S "HOOVES", NOT "HOOFS." AND SECONDLY, RABBITS DON'T HAVE
HOOF -- HOOVES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS MOVIE IS FOR
KIDS. WHY DOES THE FEMALE RABBIT NEED
TO BE SEXY? >> THE RABBIT NEEDS TO BE SEXY
BECAUSE -- BECAUSE THIS IS ALL THAT I HAVE!
OKAY. NOTHING ELSE AROUSES ME!
NOT EVEN CLOSE, I'M ONLY HORNY FOR BUNNIES.!
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW KEN, I DON'T THINK THIS IS ABOUT CANCEL
CULTURE AT ALL. I THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOUR OWN
SEXUAL KINKS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO A
THERAPIST. ABOUT THIS.
>> IF I WANTED A THERAPIST, I WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN A CHAIR AT
MY THERAPIST. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT THEN? ARE YOU ASKING THE STUDIO TO
REDRAW THE MOVIE? TO CHANGE IT?
>> WE'RE NOT ASKING, WE'RE DEMANDING,
ME AND A GROUP OF PATRIOTS ARE HEDING DOWN TO THE
WARNER BROTHERS LOT TODAY TO LAUNCH A BOYCOTT AGAINST
"SPACE JAM" UNTIL THEY AGREE TO PUT THAT RABBIT'S BIG NATURAL
JUGS BACK IN THE CARTOON KIDS MOVIE WHERE THEY BELONG.
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SPELL "RABBITS" WITH TWO "B"S.
>> I SPELL IT WITH ONE "B." FOR BONER!
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THAT'S KEN REYNOLDS.
BY THE WAY, KEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
>> OH, THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> LET'S JUST SAY I'M NOT WELCOME IN PET SMART ANY MORE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY. THANK YOU.
KEN REYNOLDS. GUILLERMO.
>> FUNNY GUY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A
GOOD SHOW, PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER IS HERE.
W'VE GOT MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE.
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SETH ROGEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HI, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MOVIE "MOXIE"- PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
IS HER. THEN, LATER, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
NAMES IN LATIN MUSIC, DADDY YANKEE.
YOU CAN SEE DADDY TONIGHT AND AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING ON "GMA,"
SO SET YOUR ALARM FOR DADDY NOW. THIS WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS
WITH KEVIN BACON, JESSE TYLER FERGUSON,
VANESSA KIRBY, AND TRAYVON FREE, WITH MUSIC FROM NIKO MOON AND
DAYA. AND ON THURSDAY NIGHT, WE HAVE A
SPECIAL ONE YEAR CORONAVIRUS ANNIVERSARY SHOW WITH
JOEL McHALE, SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION PETE BUTTIGIEG,
AND ADAM DURITZ, TOO. SO PLEASE JOIN US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FOR ALL THE FESTIVITIES.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY ACTOR, WRITER, DIRECTOR,
PRODUCER, A TALENTED CERAMIST AND, A BUDDING GWYNETH PALTROW
TOO. STARTING THURSDAY, YOU CAN ORDER
"RECREATIONAL PRODUCTS" FROM HIS NEW COMPANY HOUSEPLANT AT
HOUSEPLANT.COM. PLEASE WELCOME SETH ROGEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: WELCOME. >> HI.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU'RE EVEN STARTING TO DRESS LIKE A GUY WHO DOES CERAMIC'S
AND SELLS WEED. >> I GOT DRESSED TODAY AND I WAS
LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT MYSELF OUT IN THE WORLD.
LITERALLY, I HAD A SMALL CRISIS AS I WAS GETTING DRESSED, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW HOW I DRESS ANY MORE.
I WEAR PAJAMAS, I CAN'T WEAR THAT ON THE SHOW, I DON'T THINK.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE MR. ROGERS GOT HIGH.
>> MIGHT HAVE. YEAH.
I'VE BEEN SLOWLY WORKING TOWARDS THIS THE WHOLE TIME.
YEAH. I'VE ARRIVED AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH MEGHAN AND HARRY LAST NIGHT.
>> I DID. I GET MISTAKEN FOR OF HARRY
EVERY BLUE MOON. >> Jimmy: I COULD SEE THAT.
>> BEING JEWISH THAT WOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON IN HIS LIFE IN CASE I HAVE TO PRETEND.
>> Jimmy: HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER.
>> NO KIDDING. BUT, IF THEY WANT WEED HIT ME
UP. THEY COULD USE IT.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THEY CAN USE A LOT OF IT.
>> THEY GOT A LOT OF STRESS FROM WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM.
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE THEY DO. >> A STRESSFUL EXISTENCE.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE.
>> AND THEY'RE ALWAYS SMOKING HASH IN THE UK.
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MARIJUANA.
>> NO IT'S A DISASTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A HU HUMANITARI
CRISIS. >> OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS,
THAT'S THE WORSE. I WON'T EVEN JOKE.
>> Jimmy: I WONDER WHY THAT IS? TRADITION OR WHAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU COULD DOMINATE
THAT MARKET, REALLY? >> ONE DAY, I WOULD LOVE TO SELL
WEED TO THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.
ONE DAY, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED -- I THINK
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW YOU JUST LAUNCHED IN
CANADA. >> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU LAUNCHED IN THE UNITED STATES.
>> YES. >> Jimmy: AND MAYBE THE UK IS
NEXT. >> ONE DAY.
WE'RE SETTING SUCH A WEIRD DISTANCE AWAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
LOUD TO TALK. AM I TALKING TO LOUD?
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER WORRIED ABOUT THAT, BE HONEST?
>> I NEVER HAVE, I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO LOUD.
>> Jimmy: NO YOU'RE NOT, WE EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM YOU.
>> YOU HAVE THE FIRST MOUTH AND NOSTRILS I'VE SEEN IN REAL LIFE
IN A VERY LONG TIME. IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
IT'S THE FIRST FACIAL HOLES I'VE SEEN IN PERSON IN A LONG TIME.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN STAYING IN?
>> YEAH, I STAY IN, YEAH, ALL THE TIMEOUT TIME
I STAY IN. THE WORLD HAS AACLIMATEIZED TO Y
LIFE LIFESTYLE.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED PEOPLE LIKE YOUR CERAMIC' WORK.
>> I AM FASCINATED. YEAH.
HONESTLY, IT'S A WONDERFUL THING.
I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE TO CAPTURE SO MUCH -- SO MANY PEOPLE'S
ATTENTION AND THE PEOPLE SEEM GENUINELY PROUD OF ME.
I'VE MADE SO MANY MOVIES, NOBODY SEEMED PROUD OF ME AFTERWARDS.
THAT'S NEVER BEEN THE SENSE I GOT FROM MY AUDIENCE, LIKE,
WE'RE PROUD OF YOU FOR THIS. IT'S MORE LIKE, WHY DID YOU DO
THIS TO US. YEAH.
PEOPLE SEEM GENUINELY PROUD OF ME.
VERY NICE. >> YEAH THERE'S SOMETHING
INTER INTERESTING.
>> I LOVE CERAMIC' AND FOUND I COULD EXPRESS MYSELF THROUGH IT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT DID YOU KNOW YOU'D BE GOOD
AT IT? >> NO I'M BAD AT ALMOST
EVERYTHING I TRY, WAS A REAL SURPRISE.
>> Jimmy: I'M CURIOUS IF YOU TIED IT INTO HOUSE PLAN WAS THAT
A PLAN OR DID IT JUST SO HAPPEN TO GO TOGETHER?
>> NO IT WAS VERY ORGANIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN A WHILE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY ANY MORE.3
YEAH, I WAS WORKING ON HOUSE PLANT ALREADY.
AND I ALSO STARTED DOING CERAMIC'S AND I SMOKE WEEK ALL
DAY EVERY DAY. AND WANTED AN ASHTRAY THAT
FUNCTIONED IN A WAY I THOUGHT A ASHTRAY SHOULD.
I DON'T LIKE TO CLEAN THEM OFTEN.
I WANTED A DEP RESERVOIR TO FIT THE ASH IN AND I LIKE A BED TO
REST IT IN. >> Jimmy: AND A NICE BOX.
>> THERE YOU GO. >>.
>> Jimmy: IS THIS THE PERFECT ASHTRAY?
>> BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DEVELOPED BY SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY PUT MORE
THOUGHT INTO ASHTRAYS THAN ANYONE.
>> Jimmy: IN THE WORLD. >> THAT WILL YOU COME ACROSS.
>> Jimmy: THAT MAKES SENSE. >> YEAH, I REALLY -- TO ME,
HAVING A -- >> Jimmy: OH, NICE.
>> YEAH, IT HAS A LITTLE VASE. TO ME, HAVING A NICE SET UP TO
SMOKE WITH REALLY MADE ME FEEL LIST THAT I WAS DOING SOMETHING
ELICIT AND DOING SOMETHING VERY NORMAL AND I THINK THAT'S ALSO
SOMETHING PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED WANT.
>> Jimmy: SO THE JOINT GOES THERE.
>> IT COULD. >> Jimmy: WHAT GOES THERE?
>> ASHTRAY COULD GO THERE OR ANOTHER ASHTRAY IF YOU HAVE
FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: CLEVER AND THE FACE IS
FOR FLOWERS. >> YEAH BECAUSE I LIKE FLOWERS.
I THINK FLOWERS ARE PRETTY. YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON YOUR SIDE
TABLE IT'S LIKE YOUR LITTLE SET UP, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YOUR LITTLE SET, WITH A FLOUR.
>> THE ASHTRAY SET BY SETH, THE LEAST CREATIVE NAME FOR
ANYTHING, PROBABLY EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S DESCRIPTIVE THOUGH AND IT REALLY WORKS.
I WOULD SUGGEST MAYBE YOU COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT BOX SO
PEOPLE CAN BUY THIS FOR THEIR UNSUSPECTING MOM AND SHE'LL
THINK SHE JUST GOT A NICE COFFEE, EPRESSO SIPPER.
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
>> FOR SURE. A LOT OF MOTHER'S SMOKE WE'D.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, AND A LOT OF THEM NEED IT NOW TOO.
THAT'S VERY POPULAR THING GOING ON.
YOU'VE ALSO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN --
>> IT'S A TABLE LIGHTER AND THE LID IS AN ASHTRAY.
>> Jimmy: EVERYTHING'S AN A ASH
ASHTRAY. >> EVERYTHING COULD BE AN
ASHTRAY. THAT'S WHAT YOU FOUND THROUGHOUT
MY LIFE. I LOSE MY LIGHTERS MORE THAN
ANYTHING. ME AND MY WIFE CONSTANTLY FIGHT
ABOUT IT SO I WAS LIKE LET'S MAKE SOMETHING SO PEOPLE NEVER
LOSE THE LIGHTER. >> Jimmy: LIKE THE GAS STATION
KEY TO THE BATHROOM. IT'S TOO BIG TO ACCIDENTALLY PUT
IN MY POCKET. >> EXACTLY.
SO IT'S A WONDERFUL THING FOR MEMBER LIKE ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH EVERYONE WHO SMOKES POT LOSES THEIR LIGHTERS.
>> THEY DO. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GO.
I WISH I DID. I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S LIGHTERS
JUST TO LOSE THEM. IF YOU HAVE A LIGHTER I WILL
TAKE IT AND MAKE IT VANISH. >> Jimmy: WHAT A MONEY SAVER
TOO. >> THAT COULD BE THE LAST
LIGHTER YOU EVER PURCHASE. >> Jimmy: THESE YOU COULD BUY
ANYWHERE? >> BUY THEM ON HOUSEPLANT.COM.
>> Jimmy: ALL ACROSS AMERICA YOU CAN BUY THEM BUT ONLY BUY
CANNABIS IN CALIFORNIA. >> YES.
OUR WEED IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN CALIFORNIA.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GROW ALL THIS WEED OR COLLECT IT AND GET THE
BEST ONES. >> WE CURATE STRAINS WHICH IS
THE MOVE THE FUN THING I'VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
>> Jimmy: YOU AN WHO'D? >> ME AND MY PARTNER EVAN.
>> Jimmy: YOUR WRITING PARTNER. >> YEAH, AT THIS POINT IT GOES
LONG BEYOND WRITING, I MET HIM WHEN I WAS 12 AND WE WROTE
EVERYTHING WE EVER MADE TOGETHER AND WE FOUNDED THIS WEED COMPANY
TOGETHER. YEAH, IN ORDER TO FIND THE
STRAINS WE NEEDED TO SMOKE TONS OF DIFFERENT STRAINS OF WEED AND
WE'D GO ON LITTLE FRIEND DATES TO TRY THE STRAINS.
WE'D BE LIKE LET'S SMOKE THIS WEED AND GO SEE A MOVIE.
AND WE'LL SMOKE THIS WEED AND WRITE.
>> Jimmy: YOU EVALUATE IT EACH TIME.
>> YEAH WE HAVE A RIGOROUS PROCESS OF GETTING SUPER DUPER
HIGH AND DOING [ BLEEP ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND HOW MAY I ASK IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER
TIME YOU AND EVAN HANG OUT. >> NOT AT ALL DIFFERENT.
WE HAD NOTE PADS, OTHER THAN THAT, YEAH, IT WAS VERY SIMILAR.
BUT, LIKE, I SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
IT IS 100% INTRINSIC TO MY FUNCTIONALITY AND MY LIFE.
AND SO THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING WE WANTED TO TAKE INTO
CONSIDERATION, LIKE, HOW DO I FUNCTION ON THIS WEED, CAN I
SMOKE IT ALL DAY AND GO ABOUT MY LIFE AND JOB?
THAT'S WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. >> Jimmy: DID YOU FIND THAT, YOU
KNOW, I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS.
>> GO FOR IT. >> Jimmy: LIKE YOU'RE A
SCIENTIST NOW. >> IT'S TRUE.
IT'S NOT THE MOST FUNNY THING TO TALK ABOUT BUT I LOVE TALKING
ABOUT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MEGHAN, HARRY AND SETH RO
ROGEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ ED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ >> Jimmy: HEY, WE ARE BACK WITH
SETH ROGEN, PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
AND MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE ARE COMING UP.
SETH HAS A WEBSITE HOUSEPLANT.COM.
>> WE DO. >> Jimmy: DID SOMEONE HAVE THAT
BEFORE YOU. >> THEY DID.
>> Jimmy: DID THEY KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO?
>> THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SOLD IT AS INEXPENSIVE AS THEY DID IF THEY
KNEW, I'M NOT PROUD, IT'S JUST WHAT HAPPENED, WE RIPPED THOSE
[ BLEEP ] OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY THEY WEREN'T
MAKING ANY MONEY WITH IT. >> IT WAS DORMANT.
IT WAS LIKE A GO DADDY PAGE. >> Jimmy: YOU WATERED IT AND
BROUGHT IT TO LIFE. >> JUST LIKE A HOUSE PLANT.
>> Jimmy: YOU TALKED ABOUT HOW YOU AND EVAN WOULD TRY THESE
DIFFERENT STRAINS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FIND THAT THEY EFFECT YOU GUYS THE SAME OR IS
EACH ONE DIFFERENT FOR EACH PERSON?
>> WE FOUND THEY'RE MOSTLY THE SAME FOR US.
BUT EVERYONE'S BRAIN IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT AND SOME PEOPLE'S
BRAINS ARE VERY DIFFERENT. I'M NOT A SCIENTIST.
HA HA HA. BUT, YEAH, BUT, WHAT WE FOUND IS
WE WERE GENERALLY ON THE SAME PAGE AS FOR -- AS WHICH STRAINS
EFFECTED US IN DIFFERENT WAYS. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T THE HAVE
ANY DISAS -- DISAGREEMENTS? OR ANYTHING THAT ZONK YOU BOTH
OUT. >> YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE
WERE GOING FOR OUR INDICA WILL ZONK YOU OUT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS NAME THE STRAINS?
>> YEAH, WE NAMED THEM. WHEN WE CAME UP WITH PINEAPPLE
EXPRESS IT WAS A JOKE AND THEN IT BECAME A STRAIN OF WEED BUT
IT IS BASED ON A WEATHER SYSTEM OUT OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST SO
WE NAMED THEM ALL AS A HOM AUTHENTICATE TO -- HOMAGE TO
OURSELVES. TO HONOR OURSELVES.
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE NAMES OF THE STRAINS?
>> THERE'S PANCAKE ICE, A GREAT NAME FOR WEED.
>> Jimmy: OR A RAPPER. >> YEAH, VERY GOOD RAPPER.
DIABLO WIND, ALSO GOOD NAME FOR WEED AND RAPPER.
THEY'RE KIND OF INTERCHANGER I'D SAY.
AND PINK MOON WHICH IS I WEATHER SYSTEM AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: PINK MOON IS A THING THAT HAPPENS?
>> IT'S A THING THAT HAPPENS, A MEET LOGICAL EVENT.
PINK MOON IS A INDIC AA WITH A NIGHT TIME VIBE IT TO IT.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU GUYS ARE HYSTERICAL.
>> WE TRULY LIKE -- THERE WAS A POINT I WAS EMBARRASSED HOW MUCH
THOUGHT I PUT INTO WEED, BUT I'VE EMBRACED IT.
IT IS A AMOUNT OF THOUGHT THAT WOULD HUMILIATE A LOT OF PEOPLE.
I WOULD TRULY SAY. >> Jimmy: LIKE, ARE YOU HIGH
RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH I'M HIGH ALL THE TIME.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND IT DOESN'T STOP
WORKING FOR YOU? DOESN'T WEAR OFF?
>> I MEAN, I WILL KEEP SMOKING WEED THROUGHOUT THE DAY TO MAKE
SURE TO KEEP GOING. I NEVER SMOKED A JOINT AND BE
LIKE, THAT DIDN'T WORK. THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.
LIKE A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU SELL
EDIBLES? >> WE HOPE TO ONE DAY.
WE SELL BEVERAGES IN CANADA BUT THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE IS FAR MORE
INSTITUTIONALIZED SO YOU CAN CREATE A EFFECT MORE CONSIST
WITH EDIBLES WHERE IN AMERICA THEY'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET AND
WITH EDIBLES I'VE HAD SCATTER SHOT EXPERIENCES.
>> Jimmy: ASSOCIATION Y .
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU HAVE? HAVE YOU HAD BAD EXPERIENCES?
>> I HAD ONE EXPERIENCE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES YEARS AGO
THAT WAS PRETTY BAD. THING WITH EDIBLES, THERE'S
TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS FINE BUT I WAS NOT.
THAT'S WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT EDIBLES YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE DOING TO YOU. SO I WAS AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES,
WHEN ARE A NIGHT MARE. I HAD A WEED LOLLIPOP, I THOUGHT
IN MY HEAD LIKE, I'M REALLY HIGH BUT I'M KEEPING IT TOGETHER,
LIKE, THIS THING IS [ BLEEP ] ME UP BUT AT LEAST I'M LOOKING AND
ACT TOTALLY NORMAL AND THEN THE SHOW WENT TO AN AFTER PARTY AND
I SAW BRIAN CRANSTON WHO I DON'T KNOW THAT WELL, FIRST THING HE
SAID TO ME WAS ARE YOU OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
AND -- WHICH IS AN ALARMING QUESTION TO BE ASKED WHEN YOU
THINK YOU ARE OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, IF YOU BUMP INTO SOMETHING AND ARE HURT, SOMEONE'S LIKE,
ARE YOU OKAY. YEAH, THANK YOU.
I'M OKAY. BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING
GOOD AND SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU VERY SCARED AND SAID, ARE YOU
OKAY? IT'S LIKE -- IT WILL REALLY
BRING YOU BACK DOWN-TO-EARTH. >> Jimmy: LIKE THAT GUY'S WALTER
WHITE. >> YEAH, THAT GUY'S SEEING
THINGS. I'M ALARMING TO WALTER WHITE I
MUST HAVE BEEN [ BLEEP ]. AND SO HE SAID, ARE YOU OKAY,
AND I TURNED AROUND AND LEFT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I LITERALLY, I WALKED OUT OF THE HOTEL AND GOT IN MY CAR AND
WENT HOME. I WAS LIKE, NO, [ BLEEP ] IF
YOU'RE ASKING ME, THE ANSWER'S NO, I'M NOT OKAY, I'M GETTING
THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF HERE. >> Jimmy: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
I KNOW THIS SAY BIG THING FOR YOU, STARTING THURSDAY YOU CAN
ORDER HOUSEPLANT PRODUCTS AT HOUSEPLANT.COM.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM DADDY YANKEE IS ON THE WAY.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR AND YOUNG MAN OF EXTRAORDINARY
LINEAGE WITH A NEW MOVIE, ALONGSIDE CO-STAR AND DIRECTOR
AMY POEHLER. "MOXIE" IS ON NETFLIX NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING? DID ROGEN GIVE YOU ANY SAMPLES
BACK STAGE? >> I WAS TRYING TO SNIFF HIM
OUT, I COULDN'T FIND HIM. >> Jimmy: IS THAT SOMETHING
YOU'RE INTERESTED? >> MARIJUANA, NO, I USED TO BE
LIKE HIM, ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: REALLY?
>> YES, YOU WASN'T DOING POTS AND PANS AND ALL THAT WEIRD
STUFF BUT I USED TO SMOKE EVERY -- EVERY DAY.
>> Jimmy: POTS AND PANS WOULD BE A GREAT NAME FOR A HIGH MOVIE
REVIEW SHOW. >> RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO, BUT I USED TO -- I USED TO, TO THE
POINT I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT SMOKING.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? >> YEAH AND THEN WE WENT TO
EASTER BRUNCH ONE DAY AND I WAS HIGH AND MY DAD SITS DOWN NEXT
TO ME, HE SAID, ARE YOU HIGH, I SAID YES, AND HE SAID, WHY WOULD
YOU EVER WANT TO BE HIGH, YOU HAVE THE BEST LIFE IN THE WORLD,
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> AND I NEVER SMOKED SINCE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? WOW.
WAIT A MINUTE. >> FIVE YEARS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF POT WAS THAT, THE POT THAT MAKES YOU
LISTEN TO YOUR DAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A BAD TRIP SITUATION FOR THAT DAY.
YEAH I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: THEY OUGHT TO START
PUMPING THAT THROUGH THE SCHOOL. >> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: POLITICS IN YOUR FAMILY OBVIOUSLY ON BOTH SIDES.
>> CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU DECIDE YOU
WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR? >> YEAH, ONE DAY I WAS SITTING
NEXT TO MY DAD ONCE AGAIN, WE WERE WATCHING "HERCULES IN NEW
YORK" ONE OF HIS FIRST FILMS, HAD A GAP IN HIS TEETH THIS BIG,
COULDN'T SPEAK A LICK OF ENGLISH AD HE WAS SO BAD AND I WAS
LIKE, YOU WERE THAT BAD AND TURNED OUT THAT SUCCESSFUL, I'M
GIVING ACTING A SHOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I GREW TO FALL IN LOVE WITH IT AND IT'S BEEN A JOURNEY.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER HAVE REGULAR JOBS?
>> I DID. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> I HAD MY OWN PIZZA JOINT CALLED BLAZE PIZZA.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR PLACE? >> IT'S STILL OPERATING BUT I'M
OUT OF IT. BUT FOR A FEW YEARS A WAS MAKING
THE PIES FOR THE PEOPLE. I USED TO WORK FOR RICK CARUSO
AT THE GROVE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MALL HERE.
>> A REALLY HIGH-END UPSCALE MALL, I DID VALET, SECURITY,
PROPERTY WALKS, LEASE MANAGEMENT TOURS.
I HAVE A REALLY FUNNY STORY ONE TIME, I WAS ON, SO RICK CARUSO
EVERY WEEK HE WANTED YOU TO WORK AT A DIFFERENT AREA OF THE GROVE
SO YOU UNDERSTAND EVERY LITTLE PART OF THE GROVE IS WHAT MAKES
THE GROVE SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> AND I WAS A SECURITY GUARD FOR THE WEEK, MEANWHILE I HAD MY
OWN SECURITY GUARD FOR ME BECAUSE MY DAD WAS GOVERNOR.
>> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE, SO YOU'RE DOING SECURITY AND YOU
HAVE SECURITY. >> EXACTLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M LIKE A 15-YEAR-OLD KID
WITH AN EAR PIECE AND LIKE, A SUIT JACKET.
I SHOW UP FOR WORK. THEY'RE LIKE, OKAY, YOU'RE
SECURITY FOR PARIS HILTON TODAY. SHE'S GOT A BOOK TOUR, SHE'S
COMING TO THE GROVE, SHE'S GOING TO BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.
I'M LIKE, OKAY, I KNOW PARIS, BUT OKAY.
SO SHE GETS OUT OF THE CAR. SHE HAS A SECURITY GUARD THAT
USED TO WORK FOR MY DAD. I SHOW UP TO GREET PARIS SHE'S
LIKE, PATRICK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M YOUR SECURITY GUARD FOR THE DAY.
>> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE, LIKE SOMETHING YOU OUGHT
TO WRITE UP. >> IT'S GREAT.
IT'S FUN. >> Jimmy: WHAT A WEIRD PLACE TO
GROW UP. THAT'S ARE FAMOUS TO BEGIN WITH,
YOU GOT DONKEYS RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE, TINY HORSES, BUT I
GREW UP IN LAS VEGAS AND NEVER REALIZED IT WAS A STRANGE THING
TO DO UNTIL PEOPLE SAID OH, WOW YOU GREW UP IN VEGAS YOU'RE
LIKE, OH, YEAH, CONAN IS MY DAD. >> YEAH HE HAS THIS WEIRD
THREE-FOURTH THROUGH LIFE CRISIS RIGHT NOW HE HAS A DONE KEY AND
PONY AND A MASSIVE 200-POUND HUSKY AND A 3-POUND YORKSHIRE
TERRIER. HE'S THIS MASSIVE GUY IN HIS
CHAIR WITH A LITTLE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
AN ODD DYNAMIC. >> Jimmy: THAT IS CRAZY.
NOW YOU DID THIS MOVIE WITH AMY POEHLER WHICH IS PRETTY GREAT.
DID YOU KNOW AMY BEFORE HAND? >> I ACTUALLY DIDN'T.
I MET HER IN THE AUDITION ROOM. >> Jimmy: CHRIS PRAT IS YOUR
BROTHER-IN-LAW DID YOU ASK HIM TO PUT IN A WORD FOR YOU.
>> I DIDN'T. I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE
BEEN COMFORTABLE DOING THAT. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BUT I'LL
KEEP THAT IOU FOR THE FUTURE. >> Jimmy: IT SEEMED TO HAVE
WORKED OUT OKAY. >> IT DID.
YES. >> Jimmy: AS FAR AS COVID GOES,
DO YOU MOVE BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS?
>> I DID. THAT WAS ANOTHER ODD DYNAMIC.
IT WAS ME, MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY MOM.
>> Jimmy: REALLY, IN THE SAME HOUSE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW LONG SINCE YOU HAD
LIVED TOGETHER? >> SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Jimmy: SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. AND YOU PLAY A HIGH SCHOOL
STUDENT IN THIS MOVIE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU WERE PREPARING FOR THAT.
>> I DID A LOT OF METHOD. SO I MOVED BACK HOME WITH MY
MOM. I ACTUALLY WENT BABACK
-- WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL TO STUDY FOR THIS CHARACTER.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SERIOUS YOU'RE NOT IS MESSING AROUND.
>> NOT AT ALL. >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS CALLED
"MOXIE" IT'S ON NETFLIX. PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER
EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC
FROM DADDY YANKEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S MUSIC TIME, FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA WITH THE
TELEVISION DEBUT OF HIS SONG, "PROBLEMA," DADDY YANKEE!
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK SETH ROGEN,
PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER, AND DADDY YANKEE.
APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM
BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE, "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
THANKS FOR WATCHING. GOODNIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪