1 00:00:01,289 --> 00:00:02,745 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT ‐‐ 2 00:00:02,745 --> 00:00:04,059 MICHELLE OBAMA, AND MUSIC FROM BRITTANY HOWARD. 3 00:00:04,059 --> 00:00:05,661 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:05,661 --> 00:00:10,747 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:10,747 --> 00:00:15,296 >> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:15,296 --> 00:00:20,268 THANKS FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR WATCHING ON ST. 7 00:00:20,268 --> 00:00:25,740 PATRICK'S DAY EVE. ARE YOU READY FOR IT? 8 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:26,440 >> Guillermo: I'M READY. 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,909 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 10 00:00:27,909 --> 00:00:29,110 >> Guillermo: DRINK AND EAT. 11 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:31,245 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THE TRADITIONAL FOODS? 12 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:35,082 >> Guillermo: I'M GOING TO EAT TACOS AND SPAGHETTI. 13 00:00:35,082 --> 00:00:35,449 [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:39,654 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT, THAT'S RIGHT. VERY IRISH. 15 00:00:39,654 --> 00:00:46,494 THIS WILL NOT BE THE USUAL 16 00:00:46,494 --> 00:00:48,663 BEER‐SOAKED PARADE THIS YEAR. THE CDC IS URGING AMERICANS TO 17 00:00:48,663 --> 00:00:54,235 ENGAGE IN VIRTUAL CELEBRATIONS. IN AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT TODAY, 18 00:00:54,235 --> 00:00:55,536 "RECOMMEND ALL AMERICANS STAY HOME THIS ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND 19 00:00:55,536 --> 00:00:57,806 GET BLACKOUT DRUNK ALONE, LIKE REAL IRISHMEN." 20 00:00:57,806 --> 00:00:58,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 21 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,475 AND I, FOR ONE, AM OFFENDED. BUT WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT. 22 00:01:00,475 --> 00:01:03,178 THE FEAR IS THAT A FOURTH WAVE OF THE VIRUS IS COMING. 23 00:01:03,178 --> 00:01:05,180 THE WHITE HOUSE IS TRYING TO GET AS MANY PEOPLE VACCINATED BEFORE 24 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:10,786 THE NEW, MORE CONTAGIOUS VARIANTS LEAD TO ANOTHER SURGE. 25 00:01:10,786 --> 00:01:12,120 IT'S A RACE AGAINST TIME AND STUPIDITY. 26 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,222 PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY'RE OVER THE PANDEMIC. 27 00:01:14,222 --> 00:01:19,327 WHICH IT'S A VIRUS, IT'S NOT WORDS WITH FRIENDS. 28 00:01:19,327 --> 00:01:19,661 [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:22,664 YOU CAN'T JUST BE OVER IT. EVERY EXPERT SAYS ANOTHER WAVE 30 00:01:22,664 --> 00:01:25,000 CAN BE PREVENTED AND WE CAN ACTUALLY PUT AN END TO THIS IF 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,535 WE'RE SMART AND WEAR MASKS. BUT THE PROBLEM IS WE'RE NOT 32 00:01:26,535 --> 00:01:32,841 SMART. WE DON'T WEAR MASKS. WE'RE DUMB. WE'RE DUMB PEOPLE. 33 00:01:32,841 --> 00:01:33,174 [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:34,643 IT'S INTERESTING, I READ THE OTHER DAY THAT AMONG OUR MANY 35 00:01:34,643 --> 00:01:37,079 OTHER PROBLEMS, THE PLANET IS FACING A SHORTAGE OF SAND. 36 00:01:37,079 --> 00:01:40,282 THERE'S A SAND SHORTAGE BECAUSE OF DEMAND FOR CONSTRUCTION WHICH 37 00:01:40,282 --> 00:01:42,517 MEANS WE WILL SOON HAVE NOTHING TO STICK OUR HEADS IN. 38 00:01:42,517 --> 00:01:43,452 [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:01:43,452 --> 00:01:51,359 OVER AT FOX NEWS THEY ARE HAVING A HARD TIME THIS ARE NOSTRILS 40 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:53,895 ARE FULL OF SAND. THEY ARE HAVING A VERY HARD TIME 41 00:01:53,895 --> 00:01:55,697 TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT JOE BIDEN IS BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A 42 00:01:55,697 --> 00:01:59,901 RUNAWAY TRUCK OR SOMETHING. TUCKER CARLSON PULLED A TIRED 43 00:01:59,901 --> 00:02:02,838 OLD RABBIT OUT OF HIS HOOD LAST NIGHT GOING ON AND ON ABOUT 44 00:02:02,838 --> 00:02:07,476 CARDI B AND MEGAN THEE STALLION AT THE GRAMMYS SUNDAY NIGHT. 45 00:02:07,476 --> 00:02:10,178 >> WHAT DO THEY CONSIDER ART? THAT'S THE QUESTION. 46 00:02:10,178 --> 00:02:12,414 WE LEARNED LAST NIGHT THE GRAMMY AWARDS. 47 00:02:12,414 --> 00:02:17,853 HERE'S A CLIP OF THE ONLY PORTION WE COULD PLAY YOU. 48 00:02:17,853 --> 00:02:22,524 ♪ 49 00:02:22,524 --> 00:02:25,460 ♪ WET WET WET I'M TALKING THAT'S 50 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:28,864 THE WET WET WET ♪ 51 00:02:28,864 --> 00:02:30,799 ♪ NOW MAKE YOUR BRAIN IF YOU 52 00:02:30,799 --> 00:02:32,167 WANT TO SEE THE WET WET WET ♪ 53 00:02:32,167 --> 00:02:37,405 ♪ 54 00:02:37,405 --> 00:02:41,877 >> NO MORE DUMBO. IT'S TOO FILTHY. 55 00:02:41,877 --> 00:02:43,812 >> Jimmy: BOY. IF THIS ELVIS PRESLEY KEEPS 56 00:02:43,812 --> 00:02:44,946 ROTATING HIS HIPS LIKE THAT, SATAN WILL IMPREGNATE OUR 57 00:02:44,946 --> 00:02:46,081 DAUGHTERS! 58 00:02:46,081 --> 00:02:49,017 [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:02:49,017 --> 00:02:51,820 >> THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICAN VALUES, AMERICAN PRINCIPLES. 60 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:55,357 IT'S TERRIFYING. PARENTS SHOULD BE TERRIFIED THAT 61 00:02:55,357 --> 00:02:57,692 THIS IS THE DIRECTION THAT OUR SOCIETY IS HEADING TOWARDS. 62 00:02:57,692 --> 00:03:00,328 WE ARE WEAKENING AMERICA. THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING 63 00:03:00,328 --> 00:03:02,063 ABOUT, THIS IS A WEAKENING OF AMERICAN SOCIETY. 64 00:03:02,063 --> 00:03:05,467 WE ARE SETTING THE STAGE, IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE LOOKING AT 65 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:08,837 CORROSION, LIKE WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE END OF AN EMPIRE. 66 00:03:08,837 --> 00:03:11,706 AMERICA CANNOT SURVIVE, IT CANNOT BE SUSTAINED UNDER THESE 67 00:03:11,706 --> 00:03:13,108 SORTS OF VALUES AND PRINCIPLES. 68 00:03:13,108 --> 00:03:15,944 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. DEADLY ATTACK ON OUR NATION'S 69 00:03:15,944 --> 00:03:18,480 CAPITOL, UNDERSTANDABLE. TWO BLACK WOMEN WITH A DIRTY POP 70 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,714 SONG IN THE END OF AN EMPIRE. 71 00:03:19,714 --> 00:03:20,048 [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:03:20,048 --> 00:03:22,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 73 00:03:22,884 --> 00:03:26,555 PRETTY SURE THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT MADONNA AND GEORGE 74 00:03:26,555 --> 00:03:29,057 MICHAEL IN THE '80s. BUT I GUESS THEY HAVE NOTHING 75 00:03:29,057 --> 00:03:30,358 REAL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. EVEN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IS 76 00:03:30,358 --> 00:03:35,864 RUNNING OUT OF TOPICS. KLAN MOM WAS ON NEWSMAX 77 00:03:35,864 --> 00:03:36,364 YESTERDAY. 78 00:03:36,364 --> 00:03:36,698 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:38,500 WHERE SHE SOUNDED AN ALARM AT THE BORDER. 80 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,236 >> YOU SEE, THE GREATEST THING ABOUT AMERICA IS THIS COUNTRY IS 81 00:03:41,236 --> 00:03:44,372 THE PLACE EVERYONE WANTS TO BE. JOE BIDEN HAS RIPPED OUR BORDERS 82 00:03:44,372 --> 00:03:47,809 OPEN AND INVITED OVER 100 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TO COME HERE. 83 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:50,078 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE FINDING. 84 00:03:50,078 --> 00:03:54,683 HE'S TAKEN AWAY ALL OF TRUMP'S STRONG BORDER SECURITY EXECUTIVE 85 00:03:54,683 --> 00:03:58,286 ORDERS AND NOW WE EVEN HAVE TERRORISTS POSSIBLY COMING INTO 86 00:03:58,286 --> 00:03:59,087 OUR COUNTRY. 87 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:02,991 >> TERRORISTS AND COVID, BY THE WAY. A LOT OF COVID, TOO. 88 00:04:02,991 --> 00:04:06,194 >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 89 00:04:06,194 --> 00:04:08,063 COVID. NOW COVID IS REAL? 90 00:04:08,063 --> 00:04:08,396 [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:12,133 I GUESS YOU TWO IDIOTS SHOULD BE WEARING MASKS THEN, HUH? 92 00:04:12,133 --> 00:04:14,769 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 93 00:04:14,769 --> 00:04:16,471 DON JR. IS ALSO WORKSHOPPING SOME NEW JOE BIDEN MATERIAL. 94 00:04:16,471 --> 00:04:18,707 DJTJ IS ANGRY THAT BIDEN HASN'T WEIGHED IN ON THE SEXUAL 95 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:22,577 MISCONDUCT ALLEGATIONS AGAINST NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO. 96 00:04:22,577 --> 00:04:25,914 WHO IS GETTING CLOSE TO BREAKING PRESIDADDY'S ALL‐TIME RECORD FOR 97 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:29,517 SEXUAL MISCONDUCT BY AN AMERICAN POLITICIAN. 98 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:33,822 >> YOUR REACTION TO ALL OF THIS? 99 00:04:33,822 --> 00:04:36,291 >> IT'S MY ‐‐ LISTEN, IT DOESN' SURPRISE ME. 100 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:39,861 I WROTE THE BOOK "LIBERAL PRIVILEGE" BECAUSE THAT'S 101 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:41,863 EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. JOE BIDEN WON'T COMMENT ON IT. 102 00:04:41,863 --> 00:04:44,699 DIDN'T STOP JOE BIDEN FROM COMMENTING ON PREVIOUS KAVANAUGH 103 00:04:44,699 --> 00:04:47,469 OR ANY OTHER REPUBLICAN THAT'S BEEN ACCUSED OF THESE THINGS. 104 00:04:47,469 --> 00:04:50,105 JOE BIDEN, PROBABLY NOT THE BEST PERSON TO TALK ABOUT THESE 105 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:55,010 THINGS, GIVEN HIS HISTORY OF SNIFFING CHILDREN, ET CETERA. 106 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:55,343 [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:04:55,343 --> 00:04:56,912 >> Jimmy: SNIFFING? SNIFFING CHILDREN. 108 00:04:56,912 --> 00:04:59,314 WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SNIFFING. 109 00:04:59,314 --> 00:05:03,084 THAT'S WHAT WE'D LIKE TO KNOW. 110 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:03,418 [ APPLAUSE ] 111 00:05:03,418 --> 00:05:06,254 >> Jimmy: IF I WAS YOU, JOHNNY, I'D STUFF THE WORD "SNIFFING" 112 00:05:06,254 --> 00:05:09,591 BACK INTO THE FAMILY THESAURUS. AND THEN THE FRAUDIGAL SON GAVE 113 00:05:09,591 --> 00:05:10,792 US A REVIEW OF THE WORK HIS FATHER'S CONQUEROR HAS DONE SO 114 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:13,028 FAR. 115 00:05:13,028 --> 00:05:17,732 >> I THINK IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST DISASTROUS FIRST 60 DAYS IN 116 00:05:17,732 --> 00:05:20,502 THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS AND CERTAINLY THE PRESIDENCY. 117 00:05:20,502 --> 00:05:22,537 >> Jimmy: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. NAME TEN PRESIDENTS. GO AHEAD. 118 00:05:22,537 --> 00:05:24,639 [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:28,543 PLEASE. WE'LL WAIT. WIPE WORKING ON A NEW GAME SHOW 120 00:05:28,543 --> 00:05:30,912 FOR DONALD TRUMP JR. IT'S CALLED "NAME TEN PRESIDENTS 121 00:05:30,912 --> 00:05:31,579 AND PEE IN THIS CUP." 122 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:34,883 [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:05:34,883 --> 00:05:38,787 MEANWHILE, NORTH KOREA HAS NO PLAN TO MAKE NICE WITH THE BIDEN 124 00:05:38,787 --> 00:05:41,556 ADMINISTRATION SOON. AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF SILENCE, 125 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:47,228 KIM JONG‐UN'S SISTER, KHLOÉ JONG‐UN, LASHED OUT. 126 00:05:47,228 --> 00:05:52,901 OR IS IT KOURTNEY? 127 00:05:52,901 --> 00:05:54,502 [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:05:54,502 --> 00:05:55,537 KOURTNEY JONG‐UN LASHED OUT. SHE WARNED THE BIDEN 129 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:56,738 ADMINISTRATION THAT IF IT WANTS PEACE IT HAD BETTER, QUOTE, 130 00:05:56,738 --> 00:05:59,341 "REFRAIN FROM CAUSING A STINK AT ITS FIRST STEP." 131 00:05:59,341 --> 00:06:01,309 "WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WARN THE NEW U. S. ADMINISTRATION 132 00:06:01,309 --> 00:06:03,778 TRYING HARD TO GIVE OFF POWDER SMELL IN OUR LAND." 133 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:05,413 I'M SURE IT SOUNDS MORE THREATENING IN KOREAN. 134 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:08,850 [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,585 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NORTH KOREA THINKS THESE STATEMENTS THEY 136 00:06:10,585 --> 00:06:16,858 MAKE ARE SICK BURNS BUT THEY ALWAYS SOUND LIKE RIDDLES. 137 00:06:16,858 --> 00:06:18,860 "IF YOU WISH TO CROSS THE BRIDGE, BE WISE NOT TO ANGER US 138 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:20,428 LIKE THE CAT WHO SWALLOWED MUSHROOMS UNWASHED!" 139 00:06:20,428 --> 00:06:24,032 [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:06:24,032 --> 00:06:28,336 BY THE WAY, IT'S RARE THAT A DICTATOR'S SIBLING SPEAKS OUT. 141 00:06:28,336 --> 00:06:30,538 I DON'T REMEMBER READING ANY STERN WARNINGS FROM LOIS HITLER. 142 00:06:30,538 --> 00:06:32,140 [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:36,745 PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO NORTH KOREA FOR 144 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:39,414 WEEKS, KIM JONG‐UN ISN'T HAVING IT. I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S TRIED 145 00:06:39,414 --> 00:06:41,583 SENDING A LOVE LETTER? I HEAR KIM IS REALLY INTO THOSE. 146 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:42,784 WE HAVEN'T HEARD MUCH FROM KIM JONG‐UN AT ALL SINCE TRUMP 147 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:47,422 LEFT OFFICE. I HOPE THE LITTLE FELLA'S OKAY. 148 00:06:47,422 --> 00:06:50,692 I WONDER HOW HE'S DOING? 149 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:53,561 ♪ 150 00:06:55,597 --> 00:07:11,179 ♪ 151 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:24,726 ♪ 152 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:39,908 ♪ 153 00:07:39,908 --> 00:07:41,910 >> I WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU MY LOVE! 154 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:44,245 ♪ 155 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:46,247 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 156 00:07:46,247 --> 00:07:49,250 >> Jimmy: YEAH. HE'S JUST A LITTLE ROCKET MAN, 157 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,618 STANDING IN FRONT OF A FORMER PRESIDENT ASKING HIM TO LOVE HIM. 158 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:54,189 THAT'S ALL. OH, WELL. THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE SINGAPORE. 159 00:07:54,189 --> 00:07:55,890 [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:57,158 TRUMP MAY BE OUT OF OFFICE BUT HE'S STILL DOING A LOT OF HEAVY 161 00:07:57,158 --> 00:08:01,362 GRIFTING. BIG‐MONEY REPUBLICAN DONORS HAVE 162 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:04,365 BEEN POURING INTO MAR‐A‐LAGO FOR FUNDRAISERS AND PHOTO OPS. 163 00:08:04,365 --> 00:08:08,336 PUTTING CASH INTO TRUMP'S CANDY CORN‐COLORED COFFERS. 164 00:08:08,336 --> 00:08:11,506 OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS CONSERVATIVE GROUPS HAVE SPENT 165 00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:13,842 AROUND $12 MILLION ON EVENTS AT TRUMP‐OWNED PROPERTIES. 166 00:08:13,842 --> 00:08:16,010 NOW THEY GO STRAIGHT TO MAR‐A‐LAO WHERE THEY CAN MAYBE 167 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:18,513 CATCH A GLIMPSE OF TRUMP SHUFFLING BY. 168 00:08:18,513 --> 00:08:22,817 IT'S LIKE DISNEYLAND BUT THE ONLY CHARACTER IS DOPEY. 169 00:08:22,817 --> 00:08:26,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 170 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:27,355 AIRLINES RIGHT NOW ARE CRACKING DOWN ON WHAT THEY SAY IS A RISE 171 00:08:27,355 --> 00:08:33,128 OF "UNRULY PASSENGERS." SPECIFICALLY, PASSENGERS WHO 172 00:08:33,128 --> 00:08:35,997 REFUSE TO WEAR MASKS. WHICH ‐‐ THAT'S SOME LOGIC. 173 00:08:35,997 --> 00:08:38,533 YOU TRUST THE ENGINEERS WHO BUILT THE PLANE, YOU TRUST THE 174 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:41,069 PEOPLE WHO OPERATE THE PLANE. YOU PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON, YOU 175 00:08:41,069 --> 00:08:42,904 KNOW THAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SAFER, YOU KNOW WHERE THE OXYGEN 176 00:08:42,904 --> 00:08:46,741 IS THAT YOU WILL USE IF YOU NEED IT. YOU TRUST THE AIR TRAFFIC 177 00:08:46,741 --> 00:08:49,244 CONTROLLERS WHO WATCH THE RADAR AND TELL THE PLANES WHERE TO GO 178 00:08:49,244 --> 00:08:50,512 BUT THEN THEY ASK YOU TO PUT A NAPKIN OVER YOUR FACE AND YOU'RE 179 00:08:50,512 --> 00:08:53,915 LIKE, NO WAY! I DO NOT BELIEVE THE SCIENCE! 180 00:08:53,915 --> 00:08:57,185 [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:08:57,185 --> 00:08:58,853 [ APPLAUSE ] 182 00:08:58,853 --> 00:09:03,391 FUNNY THING ABOUT MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WHO WON'T WEAR A MASK, 183 00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:04,859 THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM LOOK BETTER IN THE MASK. 184 00:09:04,859 --> 00:09:05,960 [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,695 THIS AN ODD BUSINESS STORY OUT OF THE U. K. 186 00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:13,101 THERE IS A CHAIN OF FOOTWEAR STORES OVER THERE CALLED "SHOE 187 00:09:13,101 --> 00:09:15,303 ZONE." THEY HAVE 500 STORES IN ENGLAND 188 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:16,204 AND IRELAND. SHOE ZONE RECENTLY GOT A NEW 189 00:09:16,204 --> 00:09:18,540 BOSS. THIS IS REAL, WE DID NOT MAKE 190 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,008 THIS UP. "TERRY BOOT REPLACES PETER FOOT 191 00:09:20,008 --> 00:09:20,775 AT SHOE ZONE." 192 00:09:20,775 --> 00:09:22,243 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:27,882 THERE THEY ARE. BOOT AND FOOT. I GUESS FOOT GOT THE BOOT, I 194 00:09:27,882 --> 00:09:29,350 DON'T KNOW. 195 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:29,684 [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:09:29,684 --> 00:09:30,718 I ENJOY STUFF LIKE THIS. I AM AMUSED BY PEOPLE WHOSE 197 00:09:30,718 --> 00:09:36,624 NAMES MATCH THEIR OCCUPATIONS. SO WE DID A BIT OF DIGGING, A 198 00:09:36,624 --> 00:09:41,329 LOT OF DIGGING ACTUALLY, AND FOUND FOUR PERFECTLY NAMED 199 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,430 PEOPLE WHO I AM PLEASED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO TONIGHT. 200 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:43,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 201 00:09:43,765 --> 00:09:46,868 FIRST UP, WE GO TO OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON, TO MEET A STATE 202 00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,970 SUPREME COURT JUDGE AND FREQUENT WEDDING OFFICIANT. HELLO THERE. 203 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:52,373 HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO 204 00:09:52,373 --> 00:09:54,008 JOIN US. 205 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:54,375 >> HI, JIMMY. 206 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,444 >> Jimmy: HI. BEFORE I REVEAL YOUR NAME, HOW 207 00:09:56,444 --> 00:09:58,546 LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A JUDGE? 208 00:09:58,546 --> 00:10:04,252 >> WELL, I'VE BEEN A JUDGE NOW FOR 21 YEARS. 209 00:10:04,252 --> 00:10:05,520 AND THE LAST SEVEN HAVE BEEN ON THE STATE SUPREME COURT. 210 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,055 >> Jimmy: AND HOW MANY WEDDINGS HAVE YOU OFFICIATED? 211 00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:10,091 IN THAT TIME? 212 00:10:10,091 --> 00:10:14,362 >> OH, JUST A LITTLE OVER 650. 213 00:10:14,362 --> 00:10:20,168 >> Jimmy: 650 WEDDINGS. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 214 00:10:20,168 --> 00:10:22,804 >> MARY YU. 215 00:10:22,804 --> 00:10:28,042 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 216 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:33,815 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU PRESIDE OVER A WEDDING, DO YOU SAY "I, MARY 217 00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:34,849 YU, MARRY YOU"? 218 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:36,918 >> THAT'S A GOOD LINE THAT I MIGHT TRY. 219 00:10:36,918 --> 00:10:41,189 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T. CAN MARY YU LEGALLY DIVORCE YOU 220 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:42,790 TOO? IS THAT IN YOUR WHEELHOUSE? 221 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:43,591 >> WE JUDGES HAVE A LOT OF POWER. 222 00:10:43,591 --> 00:10:46,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:10:46,027 --> 00:10:49,697 >> Jimmy: OVERALL WORK, YOU SAY THIS NAME HAS BEEN A GOOD THING 224 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:53,101 FOR YOU? OR A NUISANCE? 225 00:10:53,101 --> 00:10:54,836 >> NO, IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL. AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY, JIMMY, 226 00:10:54,836 --> 00:10:59,340 YOU KNOW, HAVING THIS NAME ACTUALLY GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY 227 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:02,744 TO PRESIDE OVER THE FIRST SAME‐SEX MARRIAGE IN THE STATE 228 00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:03,578 OF WASHINGTON. 229 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:04,078 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 230 00:11:04,078 --> 00:11:08,283 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL. WOW. 231 00:11:08,283 --> 00:11:15,590 DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? IS THERE AN EF? 232 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:17,292 MAYBE A KIL? 233 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:20,461 >> I HAVE ONE LOVELY SIBLING WITH THE RIGHT NAME. 234 00:11:20,461 --> 00:11:20,795 [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:11:20,795 --> 00:11:23,698 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MARY, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. 236 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:27,869 THAT'S MARY YU, EVERYONE. WE JOURNEY TO SURREY, ENGLAND, 237 00:11:27,869 --> 00:11:35,710 TO MEET A NUTRITIONIST AND VEGETARIAN COOKBOOK AUTHOR. LOW 238 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:37,412 HELLO, THERE. FIRST, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN 239 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:38,746 WORKING IN THE FIELD OF NUTRITION? 240 00:11:38,746 --> 00:11:42,884 >> I'VE BEEN A NUTRITIONIST OVER 30 YEARS. ABOUT THINKS YEARS. 241 00:11:42,884 --> 00:11:45,386 >> Jimmy: YOU AR LONGTIME NUTRITIONIST. 242 00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:48,122 YOU ARE A VEGETARIAN. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE 243 00:11:48,122 --> 00:11:50,258 VEGETARIAN FOODS? 244 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:54,595 >> OH, I LOVE ‐‐ I DO COOK A LOT WITH BEANS. 245 00:11:54,595 --> 00:12:02,737 I'VE GOT GARBONZO BEANS. 246 00:12:02,737 --> 00:12:06,407 I DO BEAN BURGERS, CHICKPEA STEWS. 247 00:12:06,407 --> 00:12:11,879 >> Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED GAR BON ZO BEANS AND CHICKPEAS, AREN'T 248 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:14,415 THEY THE SAME THING? 249 00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:15,616 >> THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME THING, JIMMY. 250 00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:15,950 [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,419 >> Jimmy: IT'S TIME TO REVEAL YOUR NAME. GO AHEAD. 252 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:24,459 >> MY NAME A N ANITA BEAN. 253 00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:24,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 254 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:29,797 >> Jimmy: ANITA BEAN. IS THERE A MR. BEAN? 255 00:12:29,797 --> 00:12:30,164 >> DEFINITELY. 256 00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:32,800 >> Jimmy: ANY BEANIE BABIES? 257 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,269 >> I'M MARRIED. I'M MARRIED TO SIMON BEAN, AND 258 00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:42,477 I'VE GOT TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. THEIR NAMES ARE CHLOE AND LUCY 259 00:12:42,477 --> 00:12:42,842 BEAN. 260 00:12:42,842 --> 00:12:46,347 >> Jimmy: IT'S A RISKY NAME TO GIVE ‐‐ I GUESS YOU KNOW THE 261 00:12:46,347 --> 00:12:50,385 LAST NAME. IT'S A RICKY NAME TO GIVE A GIRL. 262 00:12:50,385 --> 00:12:52,220 YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED ANDY DICK AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A 263 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:56,391 PROBLEM. 264 00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:56,724 [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:12:56,724 --> 00:13:00,228 NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE LAST NAME, EITHER. 266 00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:03,598 WELL, THANK YOU FOR STAYING UP SO LATE, ANITA. I APPRECIATE IT. 267 00:13:03,598 --> 00:13:06,467 >> YEAH, NO, THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON. 268 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:10,071 >> Jimmy: GO CRACK A WINDOW. WE GO NEXT TO JACKSON, GEORGIA, 269 00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:13,107 TO SAY HELLO TO A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER IN JACKSON. 270 00:13:13,107 --> 00:13:15,510 HELLO THERE, HOW ARE YOU? 271 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:17,578 >> I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY? 272 00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:18,880 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. HOW ARE THINGS IN JACKSON RIGHT 273 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,549 NOW? 274 00:13:21,549 --> 00:13:22,550 >> COLD AND WET. 275 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:24,018 >> Jimmy: COLD AND WET. 276 00:13:24,018 --> 00:13:26,354 >> YES. WE'RE EXPERIENCING WET WEATHER 277 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:27,422 ALL DAY. 278 00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:31,726 >> Jimmy: NOW, YOUR JOB, I THINK WE GOT A CLUE AS TO WHAT YOU DO 279 00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,661 BASED ON YOUR UNIFORM. YOU ARE ‐‐ 280 00:13:33,661 --> 00:13:34,028 >> YES. 281 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:35,430 >> Jimmy: ALSO THE WORDS ARE UP 282 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:42,804 THERE ON THE SCREEN. LAUGH 283 00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:43,137 [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,138 YOU'RE A CORRECTIONAL OFFICER. I'M NOT TOO BRIGHT. 285 00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:44,472 [ LAUGHTER ] 286 00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:46,507 WHERE DO YOU DO YOUR CORRECTIONAL OFFICER'ing? 287 00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:52,747 >> RIGHT HERE IN JACKSON. I AM A SERGEANT OVER OUR 288 00:13:52,747 --> 00:13:54,048 HIGH‐MAX FACILITY HERE IN GEORGIA. 289 00:13:54,048 --> 00:13:57,351 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU MUST SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF THERE, HUH? 290 00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:57,885 >> YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. 291 00:13:57,885 --> 00:14:00,888 [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:04,792 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE THREE HOURS OF YOUR TIME TO GET IN 293 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,125 THERE. 294 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:05,760 [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,662 >> NO PROBLEM, JIMMY, NO PROBLEM. 296 00:14:07,662 --> 00:14:10,731 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO SHARE YOUR NAME WITH 297 00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:11,064 EVERYONE? 298 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:16,337 >> MY NAME IS SERGEANT ROBIN BANKS. 299 00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:18,506 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 300 00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:22,076 >> Jimmy: ROBBING BANKS. ARE YOU MARRIED? 301 00:14:22,076 --> 00:14:22,410 >> I AM, YES. 302 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:23,678 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR MAIDEN NAME? 303 00:14:23,678 --> 00:14:26,948 >> MY MAIDEN NAME WAS WINEGLASS. 304 00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:28,115 >> Jimmy: WINEGLASS? 305 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:28,850 >> YES. 306 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:29,183 [ LAUGHTER ] 307 00:14:29,183 --> 00:14:33,387 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD NAME FOR ANITA, ANITA 308 00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:35,456 WINEGLASS, RIGHT? 309 00:14:35,456 --> 00:14:40,828 >> I NEED A WINE GLASS EVERY DAY. 310 00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,997 >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A 311 00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:43,498 WITHDRAWAL? 312 00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:43,831 [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:14:43,831 --> 00:14:49,504 >> NOT NORMALLY, BECAUSE WHEN I'M IN PUBLIC, I'M USUALLY ARMED. 314 00:14:49,504 --> 00:14:49,837 [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:14:49,837 --> 00:14:54,509 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. 316 00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:57,678 >> SONCH NORMALLY I DON'T HAVE PROBLEM. 317 00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:58,012 [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:14:58,012 --> 00:15:02,984 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SERGEANT ROBIN BANKS. 319 00:15:02,984 --> 00:15:03,317 [ APPLAUSE ] 320 00:15:03,317 --> 00:15:06,921 LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AUSTIN, TEXAS, TO MEET A RETIRED 321 00:15:06,921 --> 00:15:07,955 UROLOGIST, WHICH I'M ALREADY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 322 00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:10,358 [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:14,161 HOW LONG DID YOU WORK AS A UROLOGIST? 324 00:15:14,161 --> 00:15:17,532 >> WELL, JIMMY, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 325 00:15:17,532 --> 00:15:19,300 >> Jimmy: ON YEAH. 326 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:23,371 >> THAT IS GREAT FUN. I'VE BEEN IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, FOR 327 00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:24,639 37 YEARS, PLAUL. 328 00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:27,375 >> Jimmy: 37 YEARS. AS A UROLOGIST, YOU HAD A 329 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,977 PARTICULAR SPECIALTY, CORRECT? 330 00:15:29,977 --> 00:15:37,151 >> WELL, YEAH. I WAS TRAINED IN UROLOGIC 331 00:15:37,151 --> 00:15:40,855 ONCOLOGY. IN AUSTIN I'VE BECOME THE 332 00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:42,523 VASECTOMY MACHINE. 333 00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:42,856 [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:45,560 AFTER 16,000 VASECTOMIES PLUS, I'VE EARNED THE HONOR. 335 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,397 >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU HAVE HANDLED A LOT OF 336 00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:49,730 PENISES. 337 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:50,063 [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:51,933 MAY I ASK, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, DOCTOR? 339 00:15:51,933 --> 00:16:00,207 >> MY NAME IS DR. DICK CHOP. 340 00:16:00,207 --> 00:16:00,541 [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:01,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 342 00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:03,244 I EARNED THAT NAME, SIR. 343 00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,445 >> Jimmy: AND NEVER ONCE DID YOU THINK, MAYBE I'LL GO WITH 344 00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,914 RICHARD? 345 00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:07,247 [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:16:07,247 --> 00:16:09,951 >> WELL, YOU KNOW. THAT'S MY REAL NAME. 347 00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:11,752 BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME DICK NOW. 348 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:12,086 [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:13,888 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. WHETHER THEY LIKE ME OR NOT, YOU 350 00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:16,891 KNOW? 351 00:16:16,891 --> 00:16:20,261 >> Jimmy: PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A SON NAMED KARATE. 352 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:20,594 [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:21,529 >> I DON'T, I DON'T. 354 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:24,699 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND DOES THIS SCARE YOUR 355 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:31,572 PATIENTS EVER, WHEN YOU COME IN, DICK CHOPP SHOWS UP AT THE DOOR? 356 00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:32,573 >> NOT REALLY. MOST OF THEM COME IN TO SEE ME 357 00:16:32,573 --> 00:16:33,941 FOR THEIR VASECTOMIES. 358 00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:34,308 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 359 00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:38,346 >> AND OVER THE PAST 20 YEARS, ALL THE GENTLEMEN THAT COME IN 360 00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:39,080 GET A T‐SHIRT. 361 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:39,447 >> Jimmy: OH. 362 00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:44,752 >> THAT SAYS "I'VE BEEN CHOPPED AT UROLOGY AUSTIN." 363 00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:45,085 [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:48,623 IT'S A GOOD MARKETING TOOL, YEAH. GREAT FUN. 365 00:16:48,623 --> 00:16:50,791 >> Jimmy: HAS THIS BEEN GOOD FOR YOUR BUSINESS OVERALL? 366 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,760 BEING NAMED DICK CHOPP? 367 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,897 >> YES, CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY. THE INTERESTING THING IS I 368 00:16:56,897 --> 00:17:01,669 RETIRED IN DECEMBER OF 2020. AND IN THE MONTH PRIOR TO MY 369 00:17:01,669 --> 00:17:04,372 RETIREMENT, GUYS WERE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO COME IN AND 370 00:17:04,372 --> 00:17:09,343 ABOUT IT THEIR VASECTOMIES BY YOURS TRULY. 371 00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:09,677 [ LAUGHTER ] 372 00:17:09,677 --> 00:17:13,948 IN RETROSPECT, I THINK A LOT OF THEM WANTED THE T‐SHIRT 373 00:17:13,948 --> 00:17:16,217 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 374 00:17:16,217 --> 00:17:21,255 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD LOVE ONE OF THOSE. THANK YOU, DR. CHOPP. 375 00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:21,756 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 376 00:17:21,756 --> 00:17:23,991 THANKS TO ALL OUR PERFECTLY NAMED PEOPLE. GUESS WHO'S HERE? 377 00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:27,094 FIRST OF ALL, WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM BRITTANY HOWARD. 378 00:17:27,094 --> 00:17:27,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 379 00:17:27,595 --> 00:17:33,906 AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHELLE OBAMA, SO STICK AROUND! 380 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:37,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 381 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,338 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. TONIGHT, YOU KNOW HER FROM HER 382 00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:45,572 WORK IN FRONT OF ALABAMA SHAKES. SHE WON BEST ROCK SONG AT THE 383 00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:47,741 GRAMMYS SUNDAY NIGHT. THIS IS HER ALBUM CALLED "JAIME." 384 00:17:47,741 --> 00:17:48,809 MUSIC FROM BRITTANY HOWARD. 385 00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:51,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 386 00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:54,114 SHE IS GREAT. TOMORROW NIGHT, FROM THE NEW 387 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:59,286 MARVEL SERIES, "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER" 388 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:03,590 ANTHONY MACKIE, EDGAR RAMIREZ, MUSIC FROM TUNE‐YARDS. 389 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:08,395 AND ON THURSDAY, LIONEL RICHIE, GEOFFREY DEAN MORGAN, AND MUSIC 390 00:18:08,395 --> 00:18:14,868 FROM CHESCA FEATURING DE LA GHETTO AND OFFSET. 391 00:18:14,868 --> 00:18:15,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 392 00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:16,903 PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL OF THAT. OUR FIRST GUEST HAS BEEN ON A 393 00:18:16,903 --> 00:18:18,372 REMARKABLE AMERICAN JOURNEY FROM THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO TO 394 00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:20,774 PRINCETON AND HARVARD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, TO THE TOP OF "THE 395 00:18:20,774 --> 00:18:23,744 NEW YORK TIMES" BEST‐SELLER LIST. 396 00:18:23,744 --> 00:18:25,846 NOW SHE IS TALKING TO PUPPETS ON NETFLIX. 397 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:27,047 SHE'S A MR. HOOPER FOR ANOTHER GENERATION ON HER NEW SHOW, 398 00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:31,218 "WAFFLES AND MOCHI." PLEASE WELCOME MICHELLE OBAMA. 399 00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:32,285 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 400 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:36,056 HOW ARE YOU? 401 00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:39,226 >> DOING GRAIL, JIMMY. I LOVE THAT INTRODUCTION THAT 402 00:18:39,226 --> 00:18:43,530 YOU JUST DID. THE NEW MR. HOOPER, I LOVE THAT. 403 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:44,598 >> Jimmy: REMEMBER MR. HOOPER? 404 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,999 >> OF COURSE. 405 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,734 >> Jimmy: BIG BIRD CALLED HIM MR. LOOPER, USUALLY. 406 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:50,404 >> THAT BIG BIRD. 407 00:18:50,404 --> 00:18:53,006 >> Jimmy: HOW HAS LOCKDOWN BEEN GOING FOR YOU GUYS? 408 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,375 HAS THE FAMILY BEEN TOGETHER? 409 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:55,742 >> OH, GOSH YES. 410 00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,611 [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:00,614 OH, YEAH, WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER. IT'S GOING WELL. 412 00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:06,720 YOU KNOW, WE ARE OF THE MINDSET IN THIS TIME THAT IF WE HAVE OUR 413 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,389 HEALTH, WE'RE DOING WELL. SO WE ARE BLESSED. 414 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:14,094 BUT NO, NO, WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER. 415 00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:14,427 [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,129 FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 417 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,932 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG WAS IT FUN? I WOULD IMAGINE WHEN THE KIDS 418 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:20,901 ARE BACK, BACK IN THE HOUSE ‐‐ 419 00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,170 >> WELL, YEAH, IT WAS FUN FOR A LONG TIME. 420 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:26,907 I MEAN, WE SET UP THIS ROUTINE. 421 00:19:26,907 --> 00:19:27,240 [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,076 YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY WOULD GO INTO THEIR SPACES AND DO THEIR 423 00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,812 WORK, THE KIDS WOULD DO THEIR CLASSES, YOU KNOW. 424 00:19:31,812 --> 00:19:35,849 WE'D BE DOING CHAR. THEN WE'D COME TOGETHER FOR 425 00:19:35,849 --> 00:19:36,216 COCKTAIL HOUR. 426 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:36,583 >> Jimmy: OH. 427 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,087 >> GET A GLASS OF WINE AND DO AN ACTIVITY, LIKE WE WERE INTO 428 00:19:40,087 --> 00:19:44,057 PUZZLES FOR A WHILE. I BOUGHT SOME OIL PAINTS. 429 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,325 WE HAD PAINTING WEEK. 430 00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:45,692 >> Jimmy: WOW. 431 00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:46,927 >> I'D TAKEN UP KNITTING. 432 00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:47,928 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 433 00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:50,530 >> YOU KNOW, THE GIRLS WERE BAKING. 434 00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:53,967 IT WAS ALL JUST SUGAR AND LIGHT. THEN WE'D HAVE DINNER, THEN WE'D 435 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:57,404 PLAY A FAMILY GAME. I THINK THAT LASTED FOR A MONTH 436 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,305 OR SO. 437 00:19:58,305 --> 00:19:58,905 [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,474 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 439 00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:05,212 >> AND THEN, YOU KNOW. THE KIDS WOULD COME DOWN LATER. 440 00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:05,712 BE A LITTLE MORE SURLY. 441 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:11,251 [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,855 A LITTLE LESS COMMUNICATIVE. WE RAN OUT OF FUNNY STORIES TO 443 00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:18,024 TELL. THEN SUMMER CAME, AND THAT HELPED. 444 00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,659 WE COULD EAT OUTSIDE EVERY NOW AND THEN. 445 00:20:19,659 --> 00:20:20,127 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 446 00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:25,665 >> NOW, A YEAR IN, YOU KNOW. WE DON'T REALLY EVEN GET A HELLO 447 00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:28,034 WHEN PEOPLE COME TO THE TABLE. 448 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:28,902 [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:33,907 SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE, WHAT'S UP? HOW'S YOUR DAY? SAME, SAME. DEAD. 450 00:20:33,907 --> 00:20:34,407 NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY? 451 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:38,378 [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:20:38,378 --> 00:20:41,815 >> Jimmy: AND HOW ABOUT DAD? BECAUSE YOU'VE SPOKEN AND HE HAS 453 00:20:41,815 --> 00:20:45,552 SPOKEN ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT EXACTLY TIDY AROUND THE 454 00:20:45,552 --> 00:20:50,423 HOUSE. HAS HE SHORED UP THAT AREA OF 455 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:50,891 BEHAVIOR? 456 00:20:50,891 --> 00:20:51,491 >> OH. 457 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:54,661 >> Jimmy: IS HE BEING CLEANER IN THE HOUSE? 458 00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:57,898 >> HE'S CLEAN ER BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF HIM, IT'S BECAUSE HE 459 00:20:57,898 --> 00:21:01,968 HAS SOMEONE THAT DOES IT NOW. 460 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,436 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 461 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:06,506 >> HE LIKES TO TAKE CREDIT FOR IT LIKE, YOU SEE HOW NEAT I AM? 462 00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:09,109 I'M LIKE, IT'S NOT YOU, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 463 00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:10,143 >> Jimmy: I DO THE SAME THING. 464 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:10,476 [ LAUGHTER ] 465 00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:12,779 >> YEAH, IT'S VERY NEAT AROUND OUR HOUSE. 466 00:21:12,779 --> 00:21:13,580 >> Jimmy: I GOTCHA. 467 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:18,685 >> EXCEPT FOR THE KIDS' ROOMS AND WE JUST DON'T GO UP THERE. 468 00:21:18,685 --> 00:21:19,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:21:19,018 --> 00:21:19,619 GIVEN UP THAT FLOOR. 470 00:21:19,619 --> 00:21:22,989 >> Jimmy: THE PRESIDENT WAS ON OUR SHOW RIGHT WHEN HIS BOOK 471 00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:27,494 CAME OUT. AND IN THAT FIRST WEEK, HIS BOOK 472 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:32,532 OUTSOLD YOUR BOOK. BUT SINCE THEN, I THINK YOU'RE 473 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:35,869 LIKE, DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AHEAD OF HIM YOU ARE AS FAR AS BOOK 474 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:36,903 SALES GO? 475 00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:41,174 >> NO, OF COURSE JIMMY, I DON'T COUNT. 476 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:41,507 [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:41,975 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 478 00:21:41,975 --> 00:21:45,879 OF COURSE I KNOW. I'M WAY AHEAD. WAY, WAY, WAY AHEAD. 479 00:21:45,879 --> 00:21:46,212 [ APPLAUSE ] 480 00:21:46,212 --> 00:21:49,282 >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW, I WILL TELL YOU. 481 00:21:49,282 --> 00:21:54,688 IT'S 3.3 MILLION, WHICH IS A LOT OF BOOKS. TO 15 PLUS MILLION. 482 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:55,188 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 483 00:21:55,188 --> 00:22:00,794 WHICH IS A LOT MORE BOOKS. YOU BOTH HAVE PODCASTS NOW. 484 00:22:00,794 --> 00:22:06,766 ARE YOU COMPARING DOWNLOADS AS WELL? 485 00:22:06,766 --> 00:22:11,137 >> NO, NOT REALLY. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, MY PODCAST 486 00:22:11,137 --> 00:22:13,240 CAME OUT THIS SUMMER, HIS JUST CAME OUT. 487 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:13,707 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 488 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:16,009 >> SO IT'S LIKE WE'RE TAG TEAMING, YOU KNOW. 489 00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:19,512 I DO SOMETHING, HE DOES SOMETHING, I DO SOMETHING. 490 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,282 >> Jimmy: HE FOLLOWS, YEAH. HE HAS A TAG TEAM ‐‐ HE HAS A 491 00:22:22,282 --> 00:22:26,219 PARTNER IN HIS TAG TEAM. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. 492 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:26,586 >> YEAH, YEAH. 493 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:30,891 >> Jimmy: WHO HE SAID ON HIS PODCAST THAT YOU SUGGESTED HE 494 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,694 SPEND MORE TIME WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. 495 00:22:34,694 --> 00:22:36,997 BECAUSE BRUCE SEEMED TO BE MORE EVOLVED THAN HE IS. 496 00:22:36,997 --> 00:22:39,399 [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,667 >> NO, DON'T ‐‐ I HEAR PEOPLE LAUGHING. 498 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,003 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 499 00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:43,336 [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:47,440 >> BUT LET ME JUST SAY THIS. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS ONE OF MY 501 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,143 FAVORITE PEOPLE. NOT JUST BECAUSE OF HIS MUSIC. 502 00:22:50,143 --> 00:22:54,014 BUT HE'S ONE OF THE FEW MEN THAT I KNOW WHO HAS REALLY DONE THE 503 00:22:54,014 --> 00:22:59,686 WORK OF SELF‐REFLECTION AND HE'S WILLING TO SHARE. RIGHT? 504 00:22:59,686 --> 00:23:05,558 SO, I MEAN, HE REALLY GOES IN. AND THAT'S WHAT "RENEGADE," THE 505 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:08,361 PODCAST, IS ABOUT. HOW RARE IS IT, JIMMY, FOR MEN ‐‐ 506 00:23:08,361 --> 00:23:11,398 [ LAUGHTER ] 507 00:23:11,398 --> 00:23:13,900 ‐‐ TO TAP INTO THEIR FEELINGS, JIMMY? 508 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:14,768 I'D LOVE TO TALK TO MOLLY ABOUT THIS. 509 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,771 [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,141 SHE'S THE ONE I'D TALK TO. 511 00:23:21,141 --> 00:23:21,574 >> Jimmy: YES. 512 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:25,578 >> IT'S JUST A RARE THING FOR TWO MEN TO TALK ABOUT FEELINGS 513 00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:30,050 AND FEARS AND GROWING UP. AND BRUCE WAS ALWAYS, SINCE I'VE 514 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:33,286 KNOWN HIM, HE'S BEEN VERY FORTH COMING. 515 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:36,589 SO THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE PODCAST AMAZING. 516 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,758 >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE THAT IT HAS RUBBED OFF ON BARACK, BRUCE? 517 00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:42,128 >> YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YES. 518 00:23:42,128 --> 00:23:46,132 [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:23:46,132 --> 00:23:50,070 HE IS BECOMING MORE TAPPED INTO HIS FEELINGS AND READY TO 520 00:23:50,070 --> 00:23:50,570 EXPRESS THEM. 521 00:23:50,570 --> 00:23:52,672 >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO. 522 00:23:52,672 --> 00:23:56,509 BUT IT WAS A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. I INTERVIEWED YOU IN TACOMA, 523 00:23:56,509 --> 00:23:58,244 WASHINGTON, IN FRONT OF A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE. 524 00:23:58,244 --> 00:24:02,215 YOU WERE ON YOUR BOOK TOUR. AND WE HAD A GREAT TALK. 525 00:24:02,215 --> 00:24:05,085 IT WAS A LOT OF FUN. AND EVERYONE WAS VERY EXCITED TO 526 00:24:05,085 --> 00:24:08,054 SEE YOU. AND I ASKED YOU A QUESTION THAT 527 00:24:08,054 --> 00:24:10,590 NIGHT. AND I ACTUALLY ASKED YOUR HUSBAND THIS QUESTION AS WELL, 528 00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:15,729 AND HE KICKED IT BACK TO YOU. I ASKED YOU THAT ON THE NIGHT 529 00:24:15,729 --> 00:24:21,401 THAT SEAL TEAM 6 TOOK OUT OSAMA BIN LADEN AT YOUR HUSBAND'S 530 00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:23,103 ORDER, DID YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKE LOVE THAT NIGHT TO 531 00:24:23,103 --> 00:24:23,436 CELEBRATE? 532 00:24:23,436 --> 00:24:25,438 [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:24:25,438 --> 00:24:33,179 >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOUR AUDIENCE THAT, FOR SOME VERY 534 00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:33,513 SICK REASON. 535 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:34,347 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 536 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:38,618 >> YOU ARE VERY OBSESSED WITH ‐‐ 537 00:24:38,618 --> 00:24:38,951 [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:24:38,951 --> 00:24:40,987 ‐‐ THIS PORTION OF THAT MAJOR HISTORICAL EVENT. 539 00:24:40,987 --> 00:24:41,421 >> Jimmy: YES. 540 00:24:41,421 --> 00:24:46,860 >> IN A WAY THAT NO ONE ELSE, NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL THE 541 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:47,594 CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD ‐‐ 542 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:48,962 >> UH‐HUH? 543 00:24:48,962 --> 00:24:51,297 >> ‐‐ HAS BEEN DRILLED DOWN ON THIS PARTICULAR POINT. 544 00:24:51,297 --> 00:24:51,631 [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:56,403 LIKE YOU, JIMMY KIMMEL. SO I TURN THAT BACK ON YOU. 546 00:24:56,403 --> 00:24:57,871 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY VERSION OF SELF‐REFLECTION. 547 00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,707 [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:04,477 >> THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW. YOU'RE STILL THAT LITTLE BOY IN 549 00:25:04,477 --> 00:25:07,814 YOUR BEDROOM UNDER THE COVER WITH THE FLASHLIGHT GOING, I 550 00:25:07,814 --> 00:25:09,182 HOPE NOBODY SEES ME. 551 00:25:09,182 --> 00:25:09,682 [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:13,353 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT WAS A PROPANE TORCH, AND THAT'S WHY 553 00:25:13,353 --> 00:25:14,721 THE HOUSE BURNED DOWN. 554 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,388 [ LAUGHTER ] 555 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:15,722 BUT YES. 556 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,524 >> I'M STILL PLEADING THE FIFTH. 557 00:25:17,524 --> 00:25:19,926 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PLEADING THE FIFTH, ALL RIGHT. 558 00:25:19,926 --> 00:25:23,730 TOMORROW IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY. YOU'RE FROM CHICAGO. 559 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,095 >> YES. 560 00:25:24,095 --> 00:25:26,900 >> Jimmy: WHERE THEY REALLY CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 561 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,436 >> TURN AN ENTIRE RIVER GREEN EVERY YEAR. 562 00:25:29,436 --> 00:25:32,605 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS ARE ALSO ‐‐ YOU'VE BEEN HONORED 563 00:25:32,605 --> 00:25:34,641 BY ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS IN IRELAND. 564 00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:38,545 BUT WE HAVE A PHOTO OF THE BARACK OBAMA PLAZA, WHICH 565 00:25:38,545 --> 00:25:43,883 APPEARS TO BE A TRUCK STOP, AT WHICH THERE ARE STATUES OF YOU 566 00:25:43,883 --> 00:25:45,018 AND YOUR HUSBAND. 567 00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:45,351 [ LAUGHTER ] 568 00:25:45,351 --> 00:25:46,686 >> THAT IS REAL, PEOPLE. 569 00:25:46,686 --> 00:25:47,954 >> Jimmy: YES. 570 00:25:47,954 --> 00:25:54,761 >> THAT IS NOT ‐‐ THAT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP. 571 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:55,562 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN TO VISIT? 572 00:25:55,562 --> 00:25:58,031 >> YES, YES. IN FACT, WAS IT FIRST TERM OR 573 00:25:58,031 --> 00:26:00,100 SECOND TERM? I'M GETTING IT CONFUSED. 574 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:04,904 BUT WE WENT TO IRELAND, AND WE 575 00:26:04,904 --> 00:26:12,679 VISITED MENEGAL, WHICH IS A WONDERFUL TOWN, AND HE HAS MANY 576 00:26:12,679 --> 00:26:15,281 COUSINS THERE. WE VISITED THE PUB, LAUGHED AND 577 00:26:15,281 --> 00:26:19,752 JOKED, IT'S HIS MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY 578 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:23,423 FROM MONEGAL. SINCE THEN SOME CAME TO THE 579 00:26:23,423 --> 00:26:29,262 WHITE HOUSE TO VISIT. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THE "O" IN 580 00:26:29,262 --> 00:26:30,196 OBAMA ‐‐ JUST KIDDING. 581 00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:30,530 [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:33,533 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE APOSTROPHE AFTER IT. 583 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:37,303 >> THERE'S AN APOSTROPHE NO ONE KNEW ABOUT. 584 00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:40,073 THAT'S HIS ANCESTRAL HOME IS MONEGAL. 585 00:26:40,073 --> 00:26:42,442 >> Jimmy: ALSO WHEN THE LAST TIME THE TWO OF YOU GOT REALLY 586 00:26:42,442 --> 00:26:42,807 DRUNK? 587 00:26:42,807 --> 00:26:45,317 [ LAUGHTER ] 588 00:26:45,317 --> 00:26:46,954 >> LET'S SEE. WHAT'S TODAY? NO. 589 00:26:46,954 --> 00:26:50,124 [ LAUGHTER ] 590 00:26:50,124 --> 00:26:54,996 >> Jimmy: MICHELLE OBAMA IS WITH US. "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS ON 591 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:57,498 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH I THINK 592 00:26:57,498 --> 00:27:00,435 PERHAPS AN IRSURMOUNTABLE CHALLENGE, AS MICHELLE OBAMA 593 00:27:00,435 --> 00:27:02,470 GOES ONE ON ONE WITH MY DAUGHTER, JANE. 594 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:04,005 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 595 00:27:04,005 --> 00:27:05,035 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 596 00:27:09,891 --> 00:27:10,400 >>> WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 597 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,002 >> WE HAVE THIS MAGNIFICENT SPREAD OF MUSHROOMS. 598 00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:16,339 >> OH, WOW. LOOK AT THIS, THIS ONE LOOKS 599 00:27:16,339 --> 00:27:18,041 JUST LIKE AN ELEPHANT EAR. 600 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,443 >> THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S AN ELEPHANT EAR MUSHROOM. 601 00:27:20,443 --> 00:27:22,946 REALLY TASTY, TOO. 602 00:27:22,946 --> 00:27:24,681 >> WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THESE AMAZING MUSHROOMS? 603 00:27:24,681 --> 00:27:26,516 >> A MUSHROOM FARM IN JAPAN. 604 00:27:26,516 --> 00:27:27,250 >> IN JAPAN? 605 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:27,984 >> UH‐HUH. 606 00:27:27,984 --> 00:27:28,985 >> YOU WENT TO JAPAN? 607 00:27:28,985 --> 00:27:29,419 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 608 00:27:29,419 --> 00:27:30,253 >> YOU GUYS ARE SO BUSY. 609 00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:35,792 >> I THOUGHT I WAS LIZ. BUSY. 610 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,228 >> WE LEARNED JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS DIFFERENT, IT 611 00:27:38,228 --> 00:27:39,896 DOESN'T MEAN YOU WON'T LIKE IT. 612 00:27:39,896 --> 00:27:40,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 613 00:27:40,396 --> 00:27:42,766 >> Jimmy: THAT IS "WAFFLES AND MOCHI," THE NEW BELOVED 614 00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,101 CHILDREN'S CHARACTERS ON NETFLIX. MICHELLE OBAMA, EXECUTIVE 615 00:27:45,101 --> 00:27:49,739 PRODUCER OF THE SHOW, YOUR HUSBAND IS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF 616 00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:51,841 THE SHOW AS WELL. DID HE DO ANY WORK ON THIS SHOW? 617 00:27:51,841 --> 00:27:53,643 >> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 618 00:27:53,643 --> 00:27:53,976 [ LAUGHTER ] 619 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,845 >> Jimmy: NOTHING. THAT'S A QUALITY MANY EXECUTIVE 620 00:27:55,845 --> 00:28:01,117 PRODUCERS SHARE. SO BY THE WAY, WHAT A GREAT IDEA 621 00:28:01,117 --> 00:28:06,422 FOR A SHOW. BECAUSE IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO 622 00:28:06,422 --> 00:28:09,626 GET SOME CHILDREN TO EAT HEALTHY AND TO TRY NEW THINGS AND TRY 623 00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:12,462 THINGS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD. YOU'VE GOT CHEFS ON THE SHOW, 624 00:28:12,462 --> 00:28:16,866 YOU'VE GOT CELEBRITIES ON THE SHOW, YOU'VE GOT LIONEL RICHIE 625 00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:18,601 ON THE SHOW ENCOURAGING KIDS TO EAT. 626 00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:18,968 >> YEAH. 627 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,937 >> Jimmy: HOW DID LIONEL COME TO MIND WHEN DOING A SHOW ABOUT 628 00:28:20,937 --> 00:28:23,173 CHILDREN AND FOOD? 629 00:28:23,173 --> 00:28:28,845 >> YOU KNOW, THE COCREATORS REACHED OUT TO A BROAD 630 00:28:28,845 --> 00:28:31,681 CROSS‐SECTION. AND LIONEL RICHIE HELPS TO CLOSE 631 00:28:31,681 --> 00:28:34,884 OUT THE SEASON. KIND OF IN A SURPRISE WAY THAT I 632 00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:35,718 WON'T GIVE AWAY. 633 00:28:35,718 --> 00:28:37,487 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 634 00:28:37,487 --> 00:28:40,423 >> IF YOU CAN IMAGINE, YOU KNOW. 635 00:28:40,423 --> 00:28:40,824 >> Jimmy: YES. 636 00:28:40,824 --> 00:28:44,928 >> HOW WOULD LIONEL RICHIE SHOW UP WITH "WAFFLES AND MOST OFFY"? 637 00:28:44,928 --> 00:28:49,499 IT'S JUST AMAZING. A LOT OF CELEBRITY GUESTS WERE 638 00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:51,601 EXCITED TO JOIN IN. BECAUSE YOU LOOK AT THE SCRIPT 639 00:28:51,601 --> 00:28:55,205 AND YOU SEE THE STORYLINE. AND THERE'S HUMOR. 640 00:28:55,205 --> 00:29:00,410 ONE OF THE COCREATORS WAS JEREMY CONNERS, COCREATOR OF "DRUNK 641 00:29:00,410 --> 00:29:04,347 HISTORY." HE BRINGS THE FUNNY. IF YOU CAN IMAGINE. 642 00:29:04,347 --> 00:29:07,250 SO IT'S ONE OF THESE SHOWS THAT YOU WANT TO WATCH WITH YOUR 643 00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:10,887 KIDS, BUT YOU ALSO JUST WANT TO WATCH IT, RIGHT? 644 00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:11,421 >> Jimmy: YES. 645 00:29:11,421 --> 00:29:13,823 >> THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 646 00:29:13,823 --> 00:29:17,393 AND AS A PARENT OF CHILDREN, YOU KNOW, YOU REALIZE, THERE'S NOT A 647 00:29:17,393 --> 00:29:20,129 LOT OF SHOWS THAT YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH WITH YOUR 648 00:29:20,129 --> 00:29:27,470 KIDS AND LAUGH ALONG. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE. 649 00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:30,406 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN IN A SITUATION AS FIRST LADY OR OTHER 650 00:29:30,406 --> 00:29:33,176 IN WHICH YOU WERE ASKED TO TRY SOMETHING FOOD‐WISE THAT YOU 651 00:29:33,176 --> 00:29:35,678 REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO EAT BUT YOU HAD TO BE NICE AND EAT IT TO 652 00:29:35,678 --> 00:29:36,546 BE POLITE? 653 00:29:36,546 --> 00:29:39,682 >> OH. THAT'S LIKE EVERY FOREIGN TRIP. 654 00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:40,049 [ LAUGHTER ] 655 00:29:40,049 --> 00:29:40,850 >> Jimmy: REALLY, YEAH. 656 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:44,153 >> YOU DO A LOT OF CUTTING UP IN SMALL PIECES AND A LOT OF 657 00:29:44,153 --> 00:29:48,157 SCOOTING AROUND, YOU KNOW, POLITELY SCOOTING AND MOVING. 658 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:52,896 THEN THERE ARE THE INSTANCES WHERE YOU GET ASSIGNED FROM AN 659 00:29:52,896 --> 00:29:54,831 AGENT TO DON'T EAT WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE. 660 00:29:54,831 --> 00:29:55,198 >> Jimmy: OH. 661 00:29:55,198 --> 00:29:57,567 >> THAT'S ‐‐ OH, THERE'S BEEN TIMES. 662 00:29:57,567 --> 00:29:58,034 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 663 00:29:58,034 --> 00:30:00,870 >> IT'S LIKE, DON'T TOUCH THAT, MA'AM. 664 00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:03,806 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY FEEL IT IS NOT SAFE? 665 00:30:03,806 --> 00:30:07,710 >> THEY ‐‐ THEY'RE IN THE KITCHENS WATCHING WHAT HAPPENS. 666 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:08,177 >> Jimmy: WOW. 667 00:30:08,177 --> 00:30:12,982 >> THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. SO THERE ARE THOSE INSTANCES 668 00:30:12,982 --> 00:30:15,018 WHERE, YOU KNOW. YOU JUST SORT OF ‐‐ YOU JUST 669 00:30:15,018 --> 00:30:17,086 SORT OF TALK AND LAUGH. 670 00:30:17,086 --> 00:30:20,189 >> Jimmy: YEAH. RIGHT. WOW. 671 00:30:20,189 --> 00:30:23,927 >> SO YEAH. SO I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE NOT TO 672 00:30:23,927 --> 00:30:26,362 WANT TO EAT SOMETHING, I WANT RELATE TO JANE. 673 00:30:26,362 --> 00:30:29,032 >> Jimmy: WELL, YES. I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. 674 00:30:29,032 --> 00:30:31,567 YOU KNOW YOU HAVE AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK AHEAD OF YOU. 675 00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:38,274 MY DAUGHTER JANE DOES NOT EAT. WELL, YOU GAVE IT ‐‐ WELL, TAKE 676 00:30:38,274 --> 00:30:43,379 A LOOK AND LET'S SEE HOW MICHELLE OBAMA STACKS UP AGAINST 677 00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,380 JANE KIMMEL, AGE 6. 678 00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:44,747 >> IT'S A SETUP. 679 00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:50,753 [ LAUGHTER ] 680 00:30:50,753 --> 00:30:54,057 >> Jimmy: I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DAUGHTER, JANE. 681 00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:56,192 JANE, COME ON IN. JANE? 682 00:30:56,192 --> 00:30:56,559 >> JANE! 683 00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:58,895 >> Jimmy: SAY HI TO MRS. OBAMA. 684 00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:01,030 >> HEY THERE, JANE. 685 00:31:01,030 --> 00:31:01,364 >> HI. 686 00:31:01,364 --> 00:31:03,700 >> YOU LOOK LOVELY, FIRST OF ALL. 687 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:04,067 >> THANK YOU. 688 00:31:04,067 --> 00:31:08,204 >> LET ME JUST SAY. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOM. 689 00:31:08,204 --> 00:31:11,374 >> Jimmy: WHAT? HOW OLD ARE YOU, JANE? 690 00:31:11,374 --> 00:31:12,308 >> 6 1/2. 691 00:31:12,308 --> 00:31:17,046 >> 6 1/2, OH, THAT HALF ADDS ANOTHER LAYER OF CHALLENGES. 692 00:31:17,046 --> 00:31:18,915 >> Jimmy: THE HALF IS VERY IMPORTANT. 693 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:19,248 [ LAUGHTER ] 694 00:31:19,248 --> 00:31:20,283 >> YEAH, YEAH. 695 00:31:20,283 --> 00:31:22,185 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE VEGETABLES? 696 00:31:22,185 --> 00:31:26,089 >> NO. I EAT AVOCADO, WHICH IS A 697 00:31:26,089 --> 00:31:26,422 VEGETABLE. 698 00:31:26,422 --> 00:31:28,358 >> Jimmy: SHE DOES EAT AVOCADO. 699 00:31:28,358 --> 00:31:32,962 >> WELL ‐‐ SO JANE WHY DO YOU LIKE VEGETABLES? 700 00:31:32,962 --> 00:31:36,432 >> BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS. 701 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:38,401 >> I KNOW. I WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS YOUR 702 00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:42,572 AGE, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO EAT IN 703 00:31:42,572 --> 00:31:44,907 THE ONLY THING I WOULD EAT FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING UNTIL I 704 00:31:44,907 --> 00:31:49,612 WAS 19? PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 705 00:31:49,612 --> 00:31:50,646 >> Jimmy: FOR BREAKFAST? 706 00:31:50,646 --> 00:31:54,384 >> YEAH, FOR BREAKFAST. BUT HERE'S WHAT I LEARNED. 707 00:31:54,384 --> 00:31:59,589 IF YOU TRY SOMETHING NEW, JUST TRY IT, THAT YOU OPEN UP YOUR 708 00:31:59,589 --> 00:32:04,093 TASTE BUDS, THEN YOU'LL LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW THINGS. 709 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:09,766 SO CAN I GET YOU TO TRY, JUST TRY, A VEGETABLE? JUST TRY IT. 710 00:32:09,766 --> 00:32:13,302 >> NO WAY. I CAN'T. 711 00:32:13,302 --> 00:32:14,404 >> THOSE ARE CARROTS. 712 00:32:14,404 --> 00:32:16,072 >> NO, I CAN'T. 713 00:32:16,072 --> 00:32:17,774 >> Jimmy: WHY CAN'T YOU TRY A CARROT? 714 00:32:17,774 --> 00:32:18,941 >> I JUST DON'T WANT TO. 715 00:32:18,941 --> 00:32:24,447 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE EATING A SNOWMAN'S NOSE? 716 00:32:24,447 --> 00:32:24,780 [ LAUGHTER ] 717 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,949 IS THAT WHY YOU WON'T DO IT? 718 00:32:26,949 --> 00:32:29,185 >> HAVE AN IDEA. CAN YOU HELP ME WITH SOMETHING? 719 00:32:29,185 --> 00:32:31,454 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU HELP MRS. OBAMA WITH SOMETHING? 720 00:32:31,454 --> 00:32:33,289 >> OH‐OH, WHAT'S THAT? 721 00:32:33,289 --> 00:32:34,724 >> Jimmy: GREEN BEANS. 722 00:32:34,724 --> 00:32:37,727 >> GREEN BEANS. 723 00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:38,928 >> DAD, NO. 724 00:32:38,928 --> 00:32:41,297 >> I'VE GOT A GAME. CAN YOU HELP TEACH YOUR DAD A 725 00:32:41,297 --> 00:32:45,601 GAME THAT I LEARNED FROM TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS? 726 00:32:45,601 --> 00:32:48,304 WAFFLES, AND MOCHI. WAFFLE IS A CROSS BETWEEN A 727 00:32:48,304 --> 00:32:52,775 FROZEN WAFFLE AND A YETI. MOCHI'S GOT A LITTLE BITTY 728 00:32:52,775 --> 00:32:55,511 MOUTH, AND MOCHI CAN'T EAT BIG THINGS. 729 00:32:55,511 --> 00:32:58,848 MOCHI TAUGHT ME THIS GAME CALLED "THE SMALL BITE GAME." 730 00:32:58,848 --> 00:33:01,984 DAD, CAN YOU TRY TO CUT THOSE CARROTS UP ‐‐ 731 00:33:01,984 --> 00:33:04,387 >> UH‐UH, NO. 732 00:33:04,387 --> 00:33:06,422 >> INTO SMALL BITES? WE'RE LOSESING HER. 733 00:33:06,422 --> 00:33:10,493 >> Jimmy: I TOLD YOU SHE'S TOUGH. LET'S BRING BILLY IN. 734 00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:12,428 HI, BUDDY. HI, CRAZY. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 735 00:33:12,428 --> 00:33:13,396 >> IT'S BILLY! 736 00:33:13,396 --> 00:33:17,733 [ LAUGHTER ] 737 00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:18,568 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S THAT. 738 00:33:18,568 --> 00:33:21,137 >> WELL, THIS WAS AN EPIC FAIL. 739 00:33:21,137 --> 00:33:22,705 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YES, IT WAS. 740 00:33:22,705 --> 00:33:23,606 >> THIS WAS A COMPLETE SETUP. 741 00:33:23,606 --> 00:33:26,109 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GAVE IT A TRY. 742 00:33:26,109 --> 00:33:28,778 >> I DID. JANE, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 743 00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:32,348 CAN YOU AT LEAST WATCH "WAFFLES AND MOCHI"? 744 00:33:32,348 --> 00:33:34,217 >> Jimmy: WATCH "WAFFLES AND MOCHI." 745 00:33:34,217 --> 00:33:36,352 >> IT DOESN'T REQUIRE EATING ANYTHING. 746 00:33:36,352 --> 00:33:38,688 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT, YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH TV, YOU 747 00:33:38,688 --> 00:33:39,222 KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 748 00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:39,989 >> RIGHT? 749 00:33:39,989 --> 00:33:41,324 >> YOU KNOW I WATCH TV. 750 00:33:41,324 --> 00:33:44,360 >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE BEST AT WATCHING TV FOR SURE. 751 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:44,693 [ LAUGHTER ] 752 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:47,864 >> THANKS FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT, SWEETIE. 753 00:33:47,864 --> 00:33:49,765 I'M STILL VERY PROUD OF YOU. 754 00:33:49,765 --> 00:33:52,535 >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS? WILL YOU EAT THAT? 755 00:33:52,535 --> 00:33:52,900 >> YES. 756 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,670 [ LAUGHTER ] 757 00:33:54,670 --> 00:34:00,409 >> Jimmy: WHAT IF WE PUT THE STRING BEANS ON THE PIZZA? 758 00:34:00,409 --> 00:34:01,644 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 759 00:34:01,644 --> 00:34:02,278 >> NO! 760 00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:07,617 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A BAD IDEA. THANK YOU, MRS. OBAMA, SORRY. 761 00:34:07,617 --> 00:34:07,950 [ LAUGHTER ] 762 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:08,417 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 763 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:11,821 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU GAVE IT A REALLY GOOD TRY. 764 00:34:11,821 --> 00:34:14,390 >> YEAH. THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE. YOU KNOW? 765 00:34:14,390 --> 00:34:15,725 SHE WASN'T HAVING IT. 766 00:34:15,725 --> 00:34:16,058 [ LAUGHTER ] 767 00:34:16,058 --> 00:34:18,661 >> Jimmy: MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU ARE WITH US, YOU CAN GET 768 00:34:18,661 --> 00:34:21,864 GUILLERMO TO EAT SOME VEGETABLES, YES? 769 00:34:21,864 --> 00:34:23,032 >> Guillermo: FOR SURE, YES. 770 00:34:23,032 --> 00:34:23,365 [ APPLAUSE ] 771 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:25,635 >> Jimmy: "WAFFLES AND MOCHI" IS THE SHOW. 772 00:34:25,635 --> 00:34:27,603 IT'S AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. IF YOU WANT TO HELP MICHELLE 773 00:34:27,603 --> 00:34:32,775 OBAMA PROVIDE HEALTHY MEALS TO FAMILIES IN NEED, GO TO 774 00:34:32,775 --> 00:34:34,510 WAFFLESANDMOCHI.ORG. THANK YOU, MRS. OBAMA. 775 00:34:34,510 --> 00:34:36,512 IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU. WE WILL BE BACK WITH BRIT FEE 776 00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:39,215 HOWARD! 777 00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:39,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 778 00:34:39,715 --> 00:34:40,079 ♪ 779 00:34:44,977 --> 00:34:46,416 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 780 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:50,153 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 781 00:34:50,153 --> 00:34:52,856 >> Jimmy: I COME TO YOU AGAIN BEARING THE GIFT OF MUSIC. 782 00:34:52,856 --> 00:34:55,825 HER ALBUM IS CALLED "JAIME" WITH THE SONG "SHORT AND SWEET" FROM 783 00:34:55,825 --> 00:35:02,098 THE SANCTUARY IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, 784 00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:05,635 BRITTANY HOWARD! 785 00:35:05,635 --> 00:35:07,670 ♪ 786 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:14,010 ♪ THERE ARE MILES BETWEEN US 787 00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:18,014 TIME BETWEEN US 788 00:35:18,014 --> 00:35:25,155 THERE IS SOMETHING BETWEEN US 789 00:35:25,155 --> 00:35:30,026 I MAY BE A FOOL ♪ 790 00:35:30,026 --> 00:35:31,728 ♪ TO DREAM OF YOU 791 00:35:31,728 --> 00:35:34,697 BUT GOD IT FEELS SO 792 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:42,038 GOOD TO DREAM AT ALL 793 00:35:42,038 --> 00:35:49,145 SOMETHING SHORT AND SWEET ♪ 794 00:35:49,145 --> 00:35:52,715 ♪ THERE'S ALWAYS A LIGHT 795 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:56,319 ON MY HEAD FOR YOU I AM WAITING 796 00:35:56,319 --> 00:36:04,227 I AM WAITING ♪ 797 00:36:04,227 --> 00:36:05,195 ♪ TIME'S ALWAYS 798 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:12,902 TRYING TO KILL ME THERE ARE MOUNTAINS 799 00:36:12,902 --> 00:36:18,141 BETWEEN US ♪ 800 00:36:18,141 --> 00:36:19,709 ♪ THERE IS TIME BETWEEN US 801 00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:22,011 OH AIN'T THERE 802 00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:28,685 SOMETHING BETWEEN US 803 00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:34,023 SOMETHING SHORT AND SWEET ♪ 804 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:35,959 ♪ I DON'T CARE IF I SHOULD 805 00:36:35,959 --> 00:36:40,730 DO YOU WANNA HURT ME 806 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:47,170 CUZ I'VE BEEN HURTING ALL ALONE ♪ 807 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:49,272 ♪ IT DIDN'T KILL ME NO 808 00:36:49,272 --> 00:36:54,244 BUT IT WASN'T NO FUN 809 00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:58,448 COME AND GET YOU SOME 810 00:36:58,448 --> 00:37:04,220 JUST THE BEGINNING ♪ 811 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:10,059 ♪ I ONLY WANT THE BEGINNING 812 00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:15,198 WE'LL GIVE EACH OTHER ALL OF OUR BEST AND THEN TIME CAN 813 00:37:15,198 --> 00:37:21,905 DO WHAT IT WANTS WITH IT ♪ 814 00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:23,907 ♪ THERE ARE MOUNTAINS 815 00:37:23,907 --> 00:37:30,013 BETWEEN US 816 00:37:30,013 --> 00:37:34,017 THERE IS TIME BETWEEN US OH AIN'T THERE ♪ 817 00:37:34,017 --> 00:37:38,555 ♪ SOMETHING BETWEEN US 818 00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:46,763 SOMETHING SHORT AND SWEET 819 00:37:46,763 --> 00:37:52,535 SO WHY CAN'T I WAIT WHY CAN'T I WAIT ♪ 820 00:37:52,535 --> 00:37:55,171 ♪ WHY CAN'T I THINK 821 00:37:55,171 --> 00:38:01,144 WHY CAN'T I WAKE WITHOUT YOU ALWAYS APPEARING 822 00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:01,978 OH I BETTER NOT ♪ 823 00:38:01,978 --> 00:38:05,214 ♪ WAIT TOO LONG 824 00:38:05,214 --> 00:38:07,951 CAUSE TIME IS 825 00:38:07,951 --> 00:38:18,861 GONNA KILL IT ♪ 826 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,431 ♪ IS GONNA KILL IT YEAH 827 00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:24,434 ♪ TIME IS GONNA KILL IT TIME IS 828 00:38:24,434 --> 00:38:34,010 GONNA KILL IT ♪ 829 00:38:34,010 --> 00:38:38,212 ♪ 830 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:40,910 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 831 00:38:40,910 --> 00:38:44,684 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 832 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:47,979 >> Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE. THAT WAS A FUN ONE. 833 00:38:47,979 --> 00:38:49,948 I WANT TO THANK MICHELLE OBAMA AND BRITTANY HOWARD. 834 00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:51,115 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. WE HONESTLY COULD HAVE SQUEEZED 835 00:38:51,115 --> 00:38:52,450 HIM IN TONIGHT BUT I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO. 836 00:38:52,450 --> 00:38:52,783 [ LAUGHTER ] 837 00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:55,753 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, GOOD 838 00:38:55,753 --> 00:38:59,253 NIGHT.