1 00:00:01,789 --> 00:00:02,698 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT, 2 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:06,702 ANTHONY MACKIE, EDGAR RAMIREZ, AND MUSIC FROM TUNE‐YARDS. 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:13,309 AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:13,309 --> 00:00:15,964 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST. WELCOME, THANK YOU. 5 00:00:15,964 --> 00:00:20,902 TOP OF THE ALMOST MORNING TO YA. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 6 00:00:20,902 --> 00:00:23,004 THIS IS INTERESTING, IT'S A BIT OF HISTORY I DIDN'T KNOW. 7 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:24,973 I GOOGLED ST. PATRICK TODAY AND THE FIRST LINE THAT CAME BACK 8 00:00:24,973 --> 00:00:30,979 WAS "ST. PATRICK WASN'T ACTUALLY IRISH." THAT'S FAKE NEWS TOO? 9 00:00:30,979 --> 00:00:31,312 [ LAUGHTER ] 10 00:00:31,312 --> 00:00:33,448 WHO THE HELL KNEW THAT? ST. PATRICK IS BELIEVED TO HAVE 11 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,950 BEEN BORN IN SCOTLAND TO ROMAN PARENTS. 12 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:40,955 WHICH WOULD MEAN HE WAS ITALIAN. WHEN HE WAS 16, HE WAS KIDNAPPED 13 00:00:40,955 --> 00:00:49,097 AND TAKEN TO IRELAND AS A SLAVE. AND THEN HERE WE ARE TODAY GOING 14 00:00:49,097 --> 00:00:54,235 "KISS ME! SLAINTE!" 15 00:00:54,235 --> 00:00:54,568 [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:00:54,568 --> 00:00:57,205 SOME STORY. NO REASON TO CELEBRATE. 17 00:00:57,205 --> 00:00:58,606 AND THE SHAMROCK, DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SHAMROCK IS THE NATIONAL 18 00:00:58,606 --> 00:01:04,212 SYMBOL OF IRELAND? GUILLERMO? GO AHEAD, EXPLAIN. 19 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:05,380 >> Guillermo: OH. I DON'T KNOW, JIMMY. 20 00:01:05,380 --> 00:01:06,014 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW, OKAY. 21 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:08,016 --> 00:01:13,488 BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO LEGEND, ST. PATRICK, THE ITALIAN GUY, HE 23 00:01:13,488 --> 00:01:19,494 SAID, "I NEEDA SOME‐A PARSLEY FOR MY LINGUINE VONGOLE." 24 00:01:19,494 --> 00:01:21,629 NO. HE FOUND A THREE‐LEAF CLOVER AND 25 00:01:21,629 --> 00:01:25,066 PICKED IT AND USED IT TO EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF THE HOLY TRINITY, 26 00:01:25,066 --> 00:01:27,168 THE FATHER, SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT BEING ONE AND THREE AT 27 00:01:27,168 --> 00:01:31,773 THE SAME TIME. IT'S A GOOD THING A THREE‐LEGGED 28 00:01:31,773 --> 00:01:33,174 DOG DIDN'T WALK BY. 29 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:33,507 [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:01:33,507 --> 00:01:35,343 OR IRELAND WOULD HAVE A PRETTY WEIRD NATIONAL SYMBOL RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:35,343 --> 00:01:36,844 HERE IN THE UNITED STATES CELEBRATIONS WERE SCALED BACK 32 00:01:36,844 --> 00:01:40,882 THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF SOME KIND OF VIRUS GOING AROUND. 33 00:01:40,882 --> 00:01:41,549 [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:45,420 BUT THERE IS ONE TRADITION I REFUSE TO SURRENDER TO COVID. 35 00:01:45,420 --> 00:01:47,188 OR TO ANYTHING. EVERY YEAR ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY 36 00:01:47,188 --> 00:01:50,191 GOING BACK 15 YEARS NOW, WE SHOW WHAT I STILL BELIEVE IS THE 37 00:01:50,191 --> 00:01:52,093 GREATEST LOCAL NEWS STORY IN THE HISTORY OF BROADCAST JOURNALISM. 38 00:01:52,093 --> 00:01:55,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 39 00:01:55,329 --> 00:02:01,102 SO LET'S TAKE A TRIP NOW TO THE YEAR 2006 TO THE TOWN OF MOBILE, 40 00:02:01,102 --> 00:02:02,837 ALABAMA WHERE CROWDS GATHERED TO LAY EYES ON A REAL‐LIFE 41 00:02:02,837 --> 00:02:06,974 LEPRECHAUN. 42 00:02:06,974 --> 00:02:12,980 >> CURIOSITY LEADS TO LARGE CROWDS IN MOBILE'S CRICHTON 43 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:17,185 COMMUNITY. MANY BRING BINOCULARS, CAMCORDERS, CAMERA PHONES TO 44 00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:18,386 PLAY PICTURES. 45 00:02:18,386 --> 00:02:23,858 >> ALL YOU GOT TO LOOK UP IN THE TREE, WHO ELSE INTO LEPRECHAUNS 46 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:28,296 SAY YAY! 47 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:28,629 [ APPLAUSE ] 48 00:02:28,629 --> 00:02:30,231 >> Jimmy: THE YAYS HAVE IT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE NEWS CREW DID 49 00:02:30,231 --> 00:02:31,866 NOT SEE THE LEPRECHAUN OR SAY YEAH BUT LUCKILY THERE WAS A 50 00:02:31,866 --> 00:02:35,870 VERY TALENTED ARTIST ON HAND TO HELP. 51 00:02:35,870 --> 00:02:39,607 >> EYEWITNESSES SAY THE LEPRECHAUN ONLY COMES OUT AT 52 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:43,911 NIGHT IF YOU SHINE A LIGHT IN ITS DIRECTION, IT SUDDENLY 53 00:02:43,911 --> 00:02:46,280 DISAPPEARS. THIS AMATEUR SKETCH RESEMBLES 54 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,549 WHAT MANY OF YOU SAY THE LEPRECHAUN LOOKS LIKE. 55 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:48,883 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:02:48,883 --> 00:02:50,585 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HIM, OFFICER. THAT'S THE GUY WHO STOLE MY POT 57 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:55,690 OF GOLD. NOT EVERYONE IN CREIGHTON 58 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:57,925 BELIEVED THE LEPRECHAUN HYPE. THIS WOMAN HAD A MUCH MORE 59 00:02:57,925 --> 00:03:02,396 PRACTICAL HYPOTHESIS FOR WHAT MIGHT BE IN THAT TREE. 60 00:03:02,396 --> 00:03:05,233 >> OTHERS FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE AND HAVE COME UP WITH 61 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,568 THEIR OWN THEORIES AND EXPLANATIONS FOR THE IMAGE. 62 00:03:07,568 --> 00:03:13,474 >> COULD BE A CRACKHEAD. GOING TO THE WRONG STUFF. 63 00:03:13,474 --> 00:03:17,044 TOLD IT TO GET UP IN THE TREE AND PLAY A LEPRECHAUN. 64 00:03:17,044 --> 00:03:22,784 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 65 00:03:22,784 --> 00:03:26,420 >> Jimmy: THE CRACKHEAD WHO GOT THE WRONG STUFF, WASN'T THAT ONE 66 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,955 OF THE DR. SEUSS BOOKS THAT GOT ‐‐ RIGHT. 67 00:03:27,955 --> 00:03:29,824 [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:03:29,824 --> 00:03:33,294 I'M GOING TO TELL MY KIDS THAT THIS INCIDENT IS HOW THE HOLIDAY 69 00:03:33,294 --> 00:03:33,627 STARTED. 70 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,596 [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:03:35,596 --> 00:03:36,798 OUR IRISH‐AMERICAN PRESIDENT WENT TO MASS THIS MORNING AT 72 00:03:36,798 --> 00:03:39,834 ST. PATRICK'S CHURCH IN WILMINGTON. HE ALSO SAT DOWN WITH 73 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:44,939 GEORGE STEPHANOPOULUS. JOE BIDEN SAID AMONG OTHER 74 00:03:44,939 --> 00:03:48,609 THINGS THAT VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL "PAY A PRICE" FOR RUSSIA'S 75 00:03:48,609 --> 00:03:51,345 INTERFERENCE IN OUR LAST TWO ELECTIONS. IT'S INTERESTING. 76 00:03:51,345 --> 00:03:52,814 WHEN JOE BIDEN SAYS SOMEONE WILL PAY A PRICE, HE MEANS HE'LL 77 00:03:52,814 --> 00:03:54,582 IMPOSE SANCTIONS OR FREEZE BANK ACCOUNTS. 78 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,818 WHEN PUTIN SAYS SOMEONE WILL PAY A PRICE, THEY'RE EATING A 79 00:03:56,818 --> 00:03:58,019 PLUTONIUM‐AND‐CHEESE McMUFFIN. 80 00:03:58,019 --> 00:03:58,820 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:02,056 THE DIRECTOR OF NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE ISSUED A REPORT 82 00:04:02,056 --> 00:04:03,825 YESTERDAY THAT SAYS RUSSIA ACTIVELY WORKED TO MEDDLE IN OUR 83 00:04:03,825 --> 00:04:06,828 ELECTION AGAIN. ACCORDING TO THE REPORT, 84 00:04:06,828 --> 00:04:10,097 RUSSIA'S MISSION IN 2020 WAS "DENIGRATING PRESIDENT BIDEN'S 85 00:04:10,097 --> 00:04:13,100 CANDIDACY AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP, 86 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:17,104 UNDERMINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN THE ELECTORAL PROCESS, AND 87 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:19,607 EXACERBATING SOCIOPOLITICAL DIVISIONS IN THE U. S." 88 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:22,510 WELL, NOT ACCORDING TO RUDY GIULIANI THEY DIDN'T. 89 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:24,979 [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:04:24,979 --> 00:04:27,682 WHO DO THEY THINK WE'RE GONNA BELIEVE, THESE NATIONAL 91 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:28,749 "INTELLIGENCE" CLOWNS OR AMERICA'S MAYOR? 92 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:30,451 [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:33,454 A MAN WHO LOVES THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH, HE DYES HIS HAIR WITH 94 00:04:33,454 --> 00:04:37,692 CHOCOLATE SYRUP, AND SHOUTS ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD FROM THE 95 00:04:37,692 --> 00:04:38,860 ALLEY BEHIND A BUTTPLUG STORE! 96 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:44,165 [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:04:44,165 --> 00:04:45,766 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TODAY. STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED. 98 00:04:45,766 --> 00:04:47,468 [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:04:47,468 --> 00:04:49,971 THE REPORT ALSO CONFIRMS THAT SOME OF TRUMP'S CLOSEST ALLIES 100 00:04:49,971 --> 00:04:53,975 WERE DUPED INTO SHARING RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION. 101 00:04:53,975 --> 00:04:57,211 I'M GUESSING ONE OF THOSE DUPES IS MIKE LINDELL. 102 00:04:57,211 --> 00:05:00,181 THE MYPILLOW GUY WHO IS CURRENTLY ON THE RUN. 103 00:05:00,181 --> 00:05:01,682 THE PILLOW MAN SAYS HE HAS BEEN AWAY FROM HOME FOR MONTHS MOVING 104 00:05:01,682 --> 00:05:07,755 BETWEEN "UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS" FOR FEAR OF UNNAMED ENEMIES. 105 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:12,593 >> ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE LIVING IN AN UNDISCLOSED 106 00:05:12,593 --> 00:05:13,527 LOCATION BECAUSE OF ‐‐ 107 00:05:13,527 --> 00:05:18,799 >> I ABSOLUTELY MOVE AROUND TO UNDISCLOSED ELECTIONS. 108 00:05:18,799 --> 00:05:21,435 I CANCELED EVENTS, I DID A ZOOM CALL THE OTHER DAY. 109 00:05:21,435 --> 00:05:24,739 I WAS GOING TO BE THERE IN PERSON BUT IT'S TOO RISKY. 110 00:05:24,739 --> 00:05:27,341 I'M NOT GOING TO PUT OTHER PEOPLE IN JEOPARDY, OR MYSELF. 111 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:32,313 >> Jimmy: MIKE BELIEVES THAT A SOPHISTICATED CABAL OF DEEPSTATE 112 00:05:32,313 --> 00:05:33,814 OPERATIVES RIGGED AN ELECTION BUT THEY CAN'T FIND THE SUPER 113 00:05:33,814 --> 00:05:35,449 8 MOTEL WHERE HE'S BROADCASTING 114 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:39,687 [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:40,688 HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO FIND MIKE LINDELL? 116 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,089 IF YOU SEE A GUY ON THE STREET AND THINK, "THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE 117 00:05:42,089 --> 00:05:48,429 A CANADIAN SERIAL KILLER," IT'S PROBABLY HIM. 118 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:50,464 THE REASON LINDELL IS ON THE RUN IS BECAUSE HE "KNOWS TOO MUCH." 119 00:05:50,464 --> 00:05:52,466 YOU MAY REMEMBER HE REPEATEDLY PROMISED TO RELEASE SHOCKING 120 00:05:52,466 --> 00:05:54,235 INFORMATION THAT WOULD PROVE DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION HE 121 00:05:54,235 --> 00:05:58,973 DIDN'T WIN. ON DECEMBER 21st, LINDELL SAID 122 00:05:58,973 --> 00:06:00,341 "WE HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE! BIGGEST ELECTION FRAUD IN WORLD 123 00:06:00,341 --> 00:06:04,979 HISTORY!" JANUARY 19th HE WROTE IN AN 124 00:06:04,979 --> 00:06:07,181 EMAIL TO NBC, "CHINA AND OTHERS USED THE MACHINES TO CORRUPT OUR 125 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:12,887 ELECTION! HERE IS ONE PAGE OF THE PROOF." 126 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:13,955 THEN THERE WAS NOTHING ATTACHED TO THE EMAIL. 127 00:06:13,955 --> 00:06:14,689 [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:16,691 SO HE SENT ANOTHER EMAIL WITH AN EMPTY ATTACHMENT AND THEN A 129 00:06:16,691 --> 00:06:20,428 THIRD EMAIL WITH A BUNCH OF SCREENSHOTS OF ILLEGIBLE TEXT. 130 00:06:20,428 --> 00:06:24,732 FEBRUARY 2nd ON NEWSMAX, HE SAID "WE HAVE 100% PROOF." 131 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,968 FEBRUARY 4th HE SAID "IT'S ALL COMING OUT TOMORROW." 132 00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:29,971 FEBRUARY 10th, AN INTERVIEW WITH STEVE BANNON. 133 00:06:29,971 --> 00:06:31,472 HE SAYS, "I'M 100% WE HAVE ALL THE PROOF. 134 00:06:31,472 --> 00:06:33,975 IT'S JUST COMING OUT NOW. I HAVE 100% PROOF." 135 00:06:33,975 --> 00:06:38,980 FEBRUARY 22nd LINDELL TELLS "BUSINESS INSIDER" HE'S GOT A 136 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,281 MASSIVE TEAM OF LAWYERS AND ALL THE EVIDENCE NEEDED TO PROVE HIS 137 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:42,550 CASE. MARCH 5th HE SAID HE'S GOING TO 138 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:45,052 MAKE A COUPLE MORE DOCUMENTARIES TO SHOW ALL THE NEW EVIDENCE AND 139 00:06:45,052 --> 00:06:47,388 "WHEN YOU SEE THIS, 100 PERCENT YOU'RE ALL IN." 140 00:06:47,388 --> 00:06:48,322 [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:51,292 AND HERE WE ARE ON MARCH 17th. MAYBE HE WAS THE CRACKHEAD IN 142 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:54,996 THE TREE. YOU KNOW? 143 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:58,032 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 144 00:06:58,032 --> 00:06:59,233 IT WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE. 145 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:02,236 OUR CRAZY EX‐PRESIDENT IS BACK AT IT. 146 00:07:02,236 --> 00:07:06,240 LAST NIGHT, DONNY DIALED UP THE WELCOME MAT KNOWN AS 147 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:10,711 MARIA BARTIROMO FOR A 21 MINUTE LONG CHAT THAT COVERED 148 00:07:10,711 --> 00:07:12,046 COVERED A VARIETY OF SUBJECTS INCLUDING WHETHER OR NOT THE 149 00:07:12,046 --> 00:07:15,583 MAGA GANG SHOULD GET THE VACCINE. 150 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,818 >> WOULD YOU RECOMMEND TO OUR AUDIENCE THAT THEY GET THE 151 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:20,287 VACCINE, THEN? 152 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:22,223 >> I WOULD. I WOULD RECOMMEND IT. 153 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:25,993 AND I WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO 154 00:07:25,993 --> 00:07:28,062 GET IT. AND A LOT OF THOSE PEOPLE VOTED 155 00:07:28,062 --> 00:07:31,565 FOR ME, FRANKLY. BUT YOU KNOW, AGAIN, WE HAVE OUR 156 00:07:31,565 --> 00:07:34,869 FREEDOMS AND WE HAVE TO LIVE BY THAT, AND I AGREE WITH THAT ALSO. 157 00:07:34,869 --> 00:07:38,572 >> Jimmy: WELL. IT'S THAT KIND OF DECISIVENESS 158 00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:40,141 THAT MADE HIM THE GREATEST PRESIDENT SINCE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 159 00:07:40,141 --> 00:07:42,209 [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:44,912 I CAN'T BELIEVE I VOTED FOR THAT GUY TWICE. 161 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:46,547 [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:49,083 TRUMP ALSO TOOK SOME TIME TO CELEBRATE THE IMAGINARY WALL HE 163 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:53,154 NOW CLAIMS WAS ALMOST FINISHED. 164 00:07:53,154 --> 00:07:56,057 >> WELL, MY POLICIES WERE WORKING BETTER THAN THEY'VE EVER 165 00:07:56,057 --> 00:08:00,227 SEEN ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER. THE WALL IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 166 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:01,996 WE JUST HAD TO FIX LITTLE SECTIONS. 167 00:08:01,996 --> 00:08:05,933 THEY COULD HAVE IT FINISHED IN A MONTH AND IT WOULD BE JUST 168 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:08,002 MAGNIFICENT. IT ALREADY IS MAGNIFICENT. 169 00:08:08,002 --> 00:08:11,806 AND THEY SHOULD FINISH IT. BUT THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR 170 00:08:11,806 --> 00:08:13,641 COUNTRY. THEY'RE COMING IN FROM YEMEN, 171 00:08:13,641 --> 00:08:15,543 THEY'RE COMING IN FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, THEY'RE COMING IN 172 00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:17,812 FROM EVERYWHERE, THEY'RE DROPPING THEM OFF AND THEY'RE 173 00:08:17,812 --> 00:08:22,716 POURING INTO OUR COUNTRY. DISA DISGRACE, THEY'RE GOING TO 174 00:08:22,716 --> 00:08:24,885 DESTROY OUR COUNTRY IF THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 175 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:26,754 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. THEY'RE COMING IN THROUGH THE 176 00:08:26,754 --> 00:08:29,390 LITTLE HOLES WE COULD HAVE FINISHED IN A MONTH FROM YEMEN. 177 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:33,294 DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS WE DON'T SHARE A BORDER WITH YEMEN? 178 00:08:33,294 --> 00:08:33,627 [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:08:33,627 --> 00:08:37,598 HIS MAGA‐STY WEIGHED IN ON THE IMPORTANT SUBJECT OF MEGHAN 180 00:08:37,598 --> 00:08:37,931 MARKLE. 181 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:42,837 >> I'M NOT A FAN OF HERS. I THINK THAT WHAT SHE TALKS 182 00:08:42,837 --> 00:08:45,439 ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY AND THE QUEEN, I KNOW THE QUEEN, AS YOU 183 00:08:45,439 --> 00:08:49,310 KNOW, I'VE MET WITH THE QUEEN. I THINK THE QUEEN IS A 184 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:50,578 TREMENDOUS PERSON AND I'M NOT A FAN OF MEGHAN. 185 00:08:50,578 --> 00:08:52,146 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. MEGHAN MARKLE, MEGYN KELLY, 186 00:08:52,146 --> 00:08:53,814 MEGAN McCAIN. THIS GUY'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH 187 00:08:53,814 --> 00:08:55,249 MEGANS ACROSS THE BOARD! 188 00:08:55,249 --> 00:08:59,386 [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:08:59,386 --> 00:09:02,089 HE'S "ING ME AMERICA GREAT AGAIN." 190 00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:03,057 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 191 00:09:03,057 --> 00:09:05,326 TRUMP ALSO BELIEVES THAT HE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE CREDIT 192 00:09:05,326 --> 00:09:10,598 FOR THE VACCINE. IT'S DRIVING HIM NUTS THAT 193 00:09:10,598 --> 00:09:11,966 JOE BIDEN IS GETTING THE VACCINE INTO PEOPLE'S BODIES. 194 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:15,169 TRUMP WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THE HERO OF THIS STORY IS 195 00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:15,534 HIM. 196 00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:18,038 >> WE GOT A VACCINE DONE IN NINE MONTHS. 197 00:09:18,038 --> 00:09:18,372 >> YES. 198 00:09:18,372 --> 00:09:21,008 >> FORTUNATELY THAT'S NOT ONLY GOING TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY, IT'S 199 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:23,611 GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD. AND IT'S REALLY SAVING OUR 200 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:26,413 COUNTRY AND IT'S SAVING, FRANKLY, WORLD. 201 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,749 WHEN YOU ADD THE FACT THAT I WAS THE ONE AND THIS ADMINISTRATION 202 00:09:28,749 --> 00:09:30,584 WAS THE ONE THAT CAME UP WITH THE VACCINE WHICH IS GOING TO 203 00:09:30,584 --> 00:09:33,954 SAVE THE WORLD, OKAY? 204 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:35,422 >> Jimmy: WAIT. WEREN'T YOU THE ONE TELLING 205 00:09:35,422 --> 00:09:36,790 EVERYONE TO DRINK BLEACH? 206 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:37,124 [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:09:37,124 --> 00:09:40,327 THAT WAS HIM, RIGHT? A RECENT POLL SHOWED THAT ALMOST 208 00:09:40,327 --> 00:09:45,599 HALF OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE EITHER HESITANT OR REFUSE TO GET 209 00:09:45,599 --> 00:09:49,670 THE VACCINE, SO HEALTH EXPERTS INCLUDING DR. FAUCI HAVE BEEN 210 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:52,072 HOPEFUL THAT TRUMP WOULD GIVE IT AN ENDORSEMENT. 211 00:09:52,072 --> 00:09:55,776 AND HE FINALLY DID THAT TODAY IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY. 212 00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:59,780 ♪ 213 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:03,484 >> LAST YEAR, MY ADMINISTRATION LAUNCHED A VERY POWERFUL 214 00:10:03,484 --> 00:10:05,719 "OPERATION WARP SPEED." IT WAS AN OPERATION LIKE 215 00:10:05,719 --> 00:10:09,323 NOBODY'S EVER SEEN BEFORE. AND WE DEVELOPED A VACCINE. 216 00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:11,692 A BEAUTIFUL ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT, ALMOST YOU COULD SAY MIRACLE. 217 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:17,765 I'M GOING TO SAY MIRACLE. VACCINE. AND WE DID IT. 218 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:20,201 JOE BIDEN DIDN'T DO IT. CRAZY NANCY DIDN'T DO IT. 219 00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:21,969 TRUMP DID IT, OKAY? TRUMP DID IT. 220 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:25,105 NOW THEY WANT TO TAKE THE CREDIT AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 221 00:10:25,105 --> 00:10:27,374 SO WE ALL NEED TO GO AND GET THAT TRUMP SHOT. 222 00:10:27,374 --> 00:10:29,944 I CALL IT THE TRUMP SHOT. MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT THAT, 223 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:32,046 THE TRUMP SHOT. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 224 00:10:32,046 --> 00:10:35,716 WE NEED TO GET IT RIGHT AWAY AND STAY WELL. 225 00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:39,853 SO WE CAN FIGHT FOR AMERICA AND FIGHT FOR ALL THAT ‐‐ YOU KNOW 226 00:10:39,853 --> 00:10:43,557 WHAT, TO TAKE THINGS BACK, TAKE THINGS BACK, THEY VERY MUCH NEED 227 00:10:43,557 --> 00:10:46,260 TO BE TAKEN BACK BECAUSE THEY'RE VERY BAD RIGHT NOW, AND MAYBE 228 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:49,897 WORSE, MAYBE THEY'RE WORSE THAN BAD. WE'VE NEVER SEEN THINGS THIS 229 00:10:49,897 --> 00:10:52,399 BAD, FRANKLY. EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE THE 230 00:10:52,399 --> 00:10:55,636 BEAUTIFUL TRUMP VACCINE, WHICH IS JUST INCREDIBLE. 231 00:10:55,636 --> 00:11:01,141 SO DON'T LET SHEEPY JOE GIVE THE SHOT I GAVE YOU TO ILLEGAL 232 00:11:01,141 --> 00:11:06,013 IMMIGRANTS, BAD HOMBRES IN CARAVANS CROSSING OUR BORDERS 233 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:09,216 WITH WINDMILLS FROM ANTIFA. GO ON DOWN AND GET THAT 234 00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:12,219 BEAUTIFUL VACCINE. IT'S SO SAFE. IT'S THE MOST SAFE. 235 00:11:12,219 --> 00:11:18,325 THEY SAY IT'S THE SAFEST VACCINE SINCE ABRAHAM LINCOLN, VUK 236 00:11:18,325 --> 00:11:22,329 IMAM IF YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT. GET THAT VACCINE, BREAK IN IF 237 00:11:22,329 --> 00:11:24,999 YOU HAVE TO ‐‐ I CAN'T SAY THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BREAK IN. 238 00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:25,332 [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:11:25,332 --> 00:11:28,402 LET THEM KNOW TRUMP SENT YOU. 240 00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:28,902 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 241 00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:30,904 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD HIM. 242 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:38,545 SPREAD IT AROUND ON FACEBOOK. WE'VE BEEN COMBING THROUGH OUR 243 00:11:38,545 --> 00:11:41,415 CORONA ARCHIVES AS WE MARK ONE YEAR IN CAPTIVITY. 244 00:11:41,415 --> 00:11:46,186 WE'VE BEEN LOOKING BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK A YEAR 245 00:11:46,186 --> 00:11:52,860 AGO, AND WE'VE CLEVERLY TITLED IT "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." 246 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,663 >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, IT'S THE SECOND HALF OF MARCH 247 00:11:55,663 --> 00:11:59,466 2020. STREETS ARE QUIET. EXCEPT FOR THE SOUND OF DRIVE‐BY 248 00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:02,803 BIRTHDAY PARTIES. THE NEWEST CRAZE. 249 00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:04,972 ALONG WITH OVATIONS FOR HOSPITAL WORKERS. 250 00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:08,942 TWO THINGS WE ABSOLUTELY WILL NEVER STOP DOING. 251 00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:14,948 SAY, MOVE OVER LGBT, THERE'S A NEW IDENTITY, CUOMOSEXUAL, A NEW 252 00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:19,019 TERM FOR EMPIRE STATE GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO, AMERICA'S FAVORITE 253 00:12:19,019 --> 00:12:19,352 FELLA. 254 00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:21,555 >> RELEASE THE VENTILATORS TO NEW YORK. 255 00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:25,859 >> THIS SEXY FELLA WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 256 00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:29,930 DOWN FLORIDA WAY, SPRING BREAK IS SPRINGING. 257 00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,799 >> IF I GET CORONA, I GET CORONA. 258 00:12:31,799 --> 00:12:34,468 AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT STOP ME FROM 259 00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:34,801 PARTYING. 260 00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:38,105 >> SPEAKING OF DUMB‐DUMBS, CONGRESSMAN DEVIN NUNES. 261 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:42,776 >> IT'S A GREAT TIME TO GO TO A LOCAL RESTAURANT, YOU CAN GET IN 262 00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:43,109 EASILY. 263 00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:47,648 >> MM, CORONA‐APPETITE! BACK TO WASHINGTON, D. C. 264 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,684 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO AMERICANS WHO ARE WATCHING YOU WHO ARE 265 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:51,017 SCARED? 266 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:53,487 >> I SAY THAT YOU'RE A TERRIBLE REPORTER, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 267 00:12:53,487 --> 00:12:57,191 >> YOU TELL HIM! WHEN WILL THINGS GET BACK TO 268 00:12:57,191 --> 00:12:57,556 NORMAL? 269 00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,360 >> EASTER SUNDAY, YOU'LL HAVE PACKED CHURCHES ALL OVER OUR 270 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:04,365 COUNTRY. I THINK IT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL 271 00:13:04,365 --> 00:13:05,532 TIME. AND IT'S JUST ABOUT THE TIMELINE 272 00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:07,935 THAT I THINK IS RIGHT. 273 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:11,305 >> BY GUM, AMERICA THAT IS NEVER BEEN IN SAFER OR SMALLER HANDS. 274 00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:13,107 THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." 275 00:13:13,107 --> 00:13:14,975 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 276 00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:17,845 >> Jimmy: HE DIDN'T SAY WHICH EASTER SUNDAY. 277 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:20,047 WE'VE GOT A GREEN AND DRUNKEN SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 278 00:13:20,047 --> 00:13:20,848 EDGAR RAMIREZ IS WITH US. 279 00:13:20,848 --> 00:13:21,582 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 280 00:13:21,582 --> 00:13:23,050 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM TUNE‐YARDS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 281 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:27,421 ANTHONY MACKIE. 282 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,785 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "YES DAY," EDGAR RAMIREZ. 283 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 284 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:44,757 THEN, LATER, FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA, THIS IS SOME 285 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,258 PERFORMANCE. YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 286 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:51,530 THIS. THE ALBUM IS CALLED "SKETCHY." 287 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,331 MUSIC FROM TUNE‐YARDS. 288 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 289 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,734 TOMORROW NIGHT LIONEL RICHIE AND JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN WILL JOIN US 290 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,736 WITH MUSIC FROM CHESS‐KA FEATURING DE LA GHETTO AND 291 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:02,374 OFFSET. PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY 292 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,377 TALENTED MAN WHO CO‐STARS ALONGSIDE SEBASTIAN STAN ON THE 293 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,647 NEW MARVEL SERIES WE'LL ALL BE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE TIME. 294 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:15,053 "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON 295 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,421 DISNEY PLUS. FROM THE BIG EASY, PLEASE 296 00:14:16,421 --> 00:14:17,022 WELCOME ANTHONY MACKIE! 297 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:21,560 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 298 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,428 >> WHAT'S UP, MAN? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 299 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,430 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY. 300 00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,733 I HEARD THERE'S A TORNADO WARNING DOWN THERE, HUH? 301 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,602 >> NAH. THAT'S EAST OF HERE. WE'RE FINE. 302 00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:31,470 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 303 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,072 [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:38,510 LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK THE SHEETS OFF YOUR BED AND HUNG THEM UP 305 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:38,844 BEHIND YOU. 306 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,446 >> OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, THEY'RE EGYPTIAN COTTON. 307 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:41,780 [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,147 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 309 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:46,752 >> I GOT THEM AT THE CHRISTMAS SALE AT MACY'S ON DECK. 310 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:47,786 VERY NICE. MARTHA STEWART COLLECTION, 311 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:48,187 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 312 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:52,191 [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,293 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY LOOK GREAT. 314 00:14:54,293 --> 00:15:02,000 >> THANK YOU, SIR. 2,000 COUNT, I DON'T KNOW, 315 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,869 2,000 ‐‐ THEY COUNTING, THEY COUNTING. 316 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,372 >> Jimmy: THREAD COUNT YEAH. IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY A BIG THING 317 00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:13,178 IN NEW ORLEANS OR IS EVERYBODY TOO HUNG OVER FROM MARDI GRAS TO 318 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:13,512 CELEBRATE IT? 319 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:18,984 >> HERE, EVERY DAY IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYONE PUT ON 320 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,019 GREEN. BUT WE HAVE A PLACE CALLED THE 321 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:24,456 IRISH CHANNEL, WHICH IS AN AREA IN NEW ORLEANS WHERE ALL THE 322 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:26,525 IRISH PEOPLE MIGRATED AND LIVED. 323 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,025 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 324 00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:32,397 >> IT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL. BUT THE REST OF US, NOT SO MUCH. 325 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:36,535 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'RE THAT KEEN ON IT IN IRELAND, 326 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,736 REALLY. I DON'T KNOW, MY PARENTS WERE 327 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,304 OVER THERE AND THEY SAID, YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH, OKAY. 328 00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:41,573 [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:46,378 >> I WILL TELL YOU, I DID SPEND ONE ST. PATRICK'S DAY IN DUBLIN, 330 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,347 WHICH IF YOU DON'T KNOW IS IN IRELAND. 331 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:48,780 >> Jimmy: OH, YES. 332 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,114 [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,682 SO I'VE HEARD. 334 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:53,452 >> YEAH, YEAH, YES. IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE. 335 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:59,925 AND I WENT TO THE TIERGARTEN AND MET A REAL LEPRECHAUN. 336 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:00,459 [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,060 >> Jimmy: A REAL LEPRECHAUN? 338 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:05,063 >> YES. I WENT TO THIS BAR CALLED THE 339 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,465 DUBLINER. THE BARTENDER SAID, COME 340 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,100 OUTSIDE, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND. 341 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,303 THIS HAS TO BE THE FIRST TIME THERE'S A BLACK DUDE AND A 342 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,271 LEPRECHAUN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME. 343 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,538 [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,874 >> Jimmy: WELL, APPARENTLY YOU'VE NOT BEEN TO MOBILE, 345 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,509 ALABAMA. 346 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:23,048 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 347 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,717 YOU MET THE LEPRECHAUN? WAS IT NIGHTTIME OR DAYTIME? 348 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:27,319 >> NO, IT WAS DAYTIME. 349 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,120 >> Jimmy: IT WAS DAYTIME. 350 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,958 >> THEY CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK'S DAY DURING THE DAY SO THAT YOU 351 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,128 CAN SLEEP IT OFF. BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A ‐‐ IT'S 352 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,196 EARLY FESTIVITIES, AS THEY CALL THEM. 353 00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:41,133 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. AND ALSO WITH THEIR ‐‐ YOU CAN'T 354 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,670 HAVE A RAINBOW AT NIGHT, SO THERE'S NOTHING FOR THE 355 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,271 LEPRECHAUN TO HIDE AT THE END OF. 356 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,874 >> THERE'S NO WAY FOR HIM TO FIND HIS WAY HOME. 357 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:49,207 [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:52,010 LIKE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR WAY HOME AT NIGHT BECAUSE THERE'S ‐‐ 359 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,813 I MEAN, IT'S ABOUT LIGHT REFLECTION. 360 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,916 YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR RAINBOW? I WONDER WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU 361 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,452 MET THE LEPRECHAUN. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM. 362 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:04,923 YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY RICH IF YOU DO. IF YOU TRY TO GRAB HIM? 363 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,925 >> WELL, HE RAN. 364 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:07,258 [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:13,398 I TRIED TO CATCH HIM. BUT IT WAS A CROWDED AREA. 366 00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:17,736 SO IT WAS JUST A ‐‐ PICTURE A BLACK DUDE CHASING A LEPRECHAUN 367 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:18,737 IN DUBLIN. 368 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:19,070 [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:23,141 >> Jimmy: I AM TRYING TO PICTURE THAT. YES. IT'S ENTERTAINING. 370 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:26,812 YOU STILL OWN A BAR IN NEW YORK? YOU HAD YOUR OWN PLACE? 371 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:32,784 >> YEAH, A BAR CALLED "NO BAR," NO. 372 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:36,488 >> Jimmy: NOBAR, NEW ORLEANS BAR. 373 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,923 >> THAT'S GOOD, THAT GUY'S GOOD. 374 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:41,493 >> Jimmy: IS THAT PLACE ‐‐ YOU WERE LIKE AN UP AND COMING ACTOR 375 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,762 AT THAT TIME. YOU WERE KIND OF ‐‐ YOU HADN'T 376 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,565 MADE IT YET. AND YOU, AS I RECALL ‐‐ I THINK 377 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,735 YOU TOLD ME ONCE BEFORE, YOU BUILT THAT PLACE YOURSELF? 378 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,738 >> YEAH. 379 00:17:52,738 --> 00:18:00,445 I WAS DOING THEATER IN SPOKANE. THEY WERE UNLOADING A SHOW, A 380 00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:03,715 SHOW CALLED "RED." AND I WENT TO THE CONSTRUCTION 381 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,485 GUYS, LIKE YO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THIS WOOD? 382 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,822 THEY'RE LIKE, THROWING IT AWAY. AND I SAID, CAN I HAVE IT? 383 00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:14,993 I WENT TO U‐HAUL, GOT A TRUCK ‐‐ U‐HAUL, LOWER YOUR PRICES. 384 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,863 [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,932 [ APPLAUSE ] 386 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:24,536 GOT ALL THIS WOOD. AND OVER THREE MONTHS, I BUILT 387 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,272 MY OWN BAR. BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD TO PAY 388 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,340 ANYBODY TO BUILD IT. 389 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,575 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS, I ASSUME? 390 00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:34,179 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, NOT TRYING TO BRAG. BUT THEY CALL ME "HANDSY." 391 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,380 I'M VERY GOOD WITH MY HANDS. 392 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,483 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF CLIENTELE DID YOU HAVE AT THAT BAR? 393 00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:43,388 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, BROOKLYN WAS ‐‐ IT WAS A VERY ECLECTIC, 394 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,258 LOCAL ‐‐ BROOKLYN IS A NEIGHBORHOOD. 395 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,294 NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN BROOKLYN, IT'S A NEIGHBORHOOD. 396 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:53,231 I WAS IN CROWN HEIGHTS. SO IT WAS ‐‐ WE HAD HIPSTERS, WE 397 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:57,602 HAD ARTISTS, WE HAD MILLIONAIRES. MONEY GUYS. 398 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,171 WE HAD EVERYBODY UP IN THERE. 399 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:02,574 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE REGULAR CUSTOMERS THAT YOU GOT TO KNOW? 400 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,510 >> WE DID. WE DID, AND A BUNCH OF OUR 401 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:09,014 DRINKS ON OUR MENU WAS NAMED AFTER OUR REGULARS. 402 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:09,948 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 403 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:13,285 >> SO PEOPLE WOULD COME IN AND SAY, "GIVE ME THIS." 404 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,455 AFTER ABOUT FIVE OR SIX TIMES WE WOULD PUT THEIR DRINK ON THE 405 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:16,820 MENU. 406 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,257 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY, HOW ABOUT THAT. WHAT WAS THE BEST ONE? 407 00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,561 WHAT WAS THE MOST NOTABLE ON THE MENU, CUSTOMER‐WISE? 408 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,130 >> THERE WAS A LADY, AND I HOPE SHE'S WATCHING THIS. 409 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:30,335 I LOVE YOU, I MISS YOU, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. MISS MABEL. 410 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:35,040 VERY SUCCESSFUL LADY IN THE MANHATTAN SECTOR OF BUSINESS. 411 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,709 AND SHE WOULD COME IN. THIS IS THE CRAZIEST DRINK. 412 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,912 YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. MAKE THIS FOR YOUR LADY. 413 00:19:40,912 --> 00:19:43,115 50% OF THE TIME IT WORKS 75% OF THE TIME. 414 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,218 [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:51,423 CALLED THE MISS MABEL. SHE WOULD GET A CLASS OF MESCATO 416 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:55,393 AND A SHOT OF COCONUT CIROC. 417 00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:56,161 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 418 00:19:56,161 --> 00:20:01,399 >> IF YOU KNOW, MESCATO IS SUGAR, COCONUT CHIRAC IS SUGAR. 419 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,169 SHE WOULD PUT THIS SHOT IN THE GLASS OF WINE. 420 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,037 BY THE TIME SHE HAD HER SECOND ONE, ALL BETS WERE OFF. 421 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,306 [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:11,076 >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ALL BETS WERE OFF? 423 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:12,444 SHE WOULD GET HAMMERED? 424 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,778 >> WELL, SHE WOULD GET ‐‐ FRISKY. 425 00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:17,149 >> Jimmy: OH. 426 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,150 >> SHE WAS THE BAR COUGAR. 427 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:18,783 >> Jimmy: OH! 428 00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:21,653 [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,689 >> HER WHOLE THING WAS, EVERY FRIDAY SHE WOULD COME IN AFTER 430 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:28,894 WORK, AND YOU KNOW, SHE WOULD, YOU KNOW ‐‐ A LONG WEEK OF WORK. 431 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,529 SO SHE WANTED TO HAVE SOMEBODY TO TALK TO. 432 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,963 [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:36,434 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. DID YOU EVER "TALK" TO HER? 434 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,936 >> NO, NO, I WAS MAKING THE DRINKS. 435 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,672 WHENEVER SHE CAME IN IT WAS MY JOB TO GO BEHIND THE BAR AND 436 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,942 MAKE HER DRINKS. BECAUSE I WAS A CRAPPY BARTENDER 437 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,379 SO I LITERALLY BUILT A BAR JUST SO I COULD BE A BARTENDER. 438 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,013 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T FIRE MYSELF. 439 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,482 [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,617 >> Jimmy: ANTHONY MACKIE IS WITH US. 441 00:20:52,617 --> 00:20:57,255 WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO SEE A NEVER BEFORE SEEN, OTHER 442 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,958 THAN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT, NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY US CLIP 443 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,450 FROM "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 444 00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:17,910 ♪ 445 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:24,984 >>> RED WING! GET UP! 446 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:41,500 ♪ 447 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:50,676 ♪ 448 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,177 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 449 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,446 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANTHONY MACKIE IN "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER 450 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,749 SOLDIER." THAT IS SO GOOD. THE SHOW IS SO GOOD. 451 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:59,585 I GOT TO SEE THE FIRST EPISODE. BOY. 452 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,121 MARVEL DOES EVERYTHING SO WELL, DON'T THEY? 453 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:06,759 >> OH, DEFINITELY. NOBODY TALKS ABOUT I DROPPED A 454 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,061 DUDE INTO THE GRAND CANYON ON THE CLIP. 455 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:09,394 [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,530 >> Jimmy: YOU KILLED HIM, I DID NOTICE THAT. 457 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:13,933 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY BUT THE FALCON DOESN'T SEEM 458 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,834 TO HAVE ANY HESITATION ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. 459 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,168 [ LAUGHTER ] 460 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:20,039 >> THAT'S MY JOB, I'M FROM NEW ORLEANS. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 461 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,608 BANG BANG BANG! 462 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:22,941 [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:25,344 >> Jimmy: I WAS WATCHING THINKING, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS 464 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:30,316 IS A TELEVISION SHOW. AND IT IS A TELEVISION SHOW. 465 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:33,219 BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN I AM, BUT WHEN I WAS A KID, I JUST 466 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:37,623 WANT TO REMIND AMERICA OF THE SUPERHERO TELEVISION SHOWS WE 467 00:22:37,623 --> 00:22:41,093 HAD WHEN I WAS A KID. 468 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:41,458 ♪ 469 00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,763 ♪ 470 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:52,972 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 471 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:56,108 >> Jimmy: YEAH. "THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO." 472 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,543 NOT SO GREAT BY COMPARISON. 473 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:57,876 [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:02,281 >> I VENTURE TO SAY, BEFORE THE AMAZING CGI TEAM GETS AHOLD OF 475 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,649 OUR FOOTAGE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK LIKE. 476 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:11,890 >> Jimmy: DID YOU AND YOUR COSTAR, SEBASTIAN STAN, DID YOU 478 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:15,894 KNOW WHEN YOU WERE SHOOTING AROUND THE TIME OF "AV"AVENGERS 479 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,097 END GAME"" THAT YOU'D BE DOING THIS TV SHOW TOGETHER? 480 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:21,033 >> NO. WE GOT A CALL FROM THE POWERS 481 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:28,374 THAT BE TO COME TO L. A. A FEW MONTHS AFTER "END GAME" CAME OU 482 00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:32,111 THEY WANTED TO MEET WITH US AND TELL US WHAT THE NEXT PHASE OF 483 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:36,682 THE MCU WAS GOING TO BE. SO WE WENT OUT TO L. A. AND WE 484 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,817 HAD OUR RESPECTIVE MEETINGS. 485 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,152 >> Jimmy: OH, SEPARATELY, HUH? 486 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,521 >> YEAH. EVERYBODY HAS THEIR MEETINGS 487 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:42,854 SEPARATE. 488 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:43,188 >> Jimmy: OH. 489 00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:48,861 >> WE WENT IN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A APPLYING FOR A JOB. 490 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:54,667 YOU GO IN, EVERYBODY'S SITTING IN THE LOBBY, YOU'RE LIKE, OH, 491 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,702 BOY, WHO'S GOING TO GET FIRED? 492 00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:57,035 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:57,936 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THE OPPOSITE OF FIRED. 494 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,573 YOU HAD TO KNOW SOMETHING WAS UP BECAUSE CAPTAIN AMERICA IS NOT 495 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,077 GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR SHIELD SO YOU CAN GO HOME AND NEVER BE 496 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:05,577 SEEN AGAIN. 497 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:09,048 >> THIS IS THE THING. IF YOU LOOK AT "END GAME," CAP 498 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,517 GAVE SAM WILSON A SHIELD AND SAM GAVE IT BACK. 499 00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:16,088 HE REFUSED THE SHOO ELD. HE SAID ‐‐ THE LINES WERE "IT 500 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:19,124 FEELS LIKE IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S, IT FEELS LIKE IT'S YOURS." 501 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,827 HE NEVER ACCEPTED THE SHIELD. I COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN FIRED. 502 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,263 >> Jimmy: I SEE. BUT YOU WILL ACCEPT THE SHIELD 503 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:28,300 EVENTUALLY, YES? 504 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,904 >> AT ANY POINT IN TIME KEVIN CAN REPLACE ME WITH 50 CENT. 505 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:32,938 [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:37,242 I'M WAITING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 507 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:40,446 >> Jimmy: HEY, SINCE IT IS ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND WE ARE NOT 508 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:45,284 ALLOWED TO GO OUT, YOU KINDLY OFFERED TO SHOW US HOW TO MAKE 509 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:49,021 ONE OF YOUR SIGNATURE DRINKS YOU USED TO MAKE AT THE BAR. 510 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,890 GUILLERMO HAS THE INGREDIENTS. I ASSUME YOU HAVE THE 511 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,659 INGREDIENTS THERE? OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO TALK US 512 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,426 THROUGH IT? 513 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:57,162 >> HEY, GUILLERMO? 514 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,832 >> Guillermo: HEY, HOW ARE YOU, MAN? 515 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:00,399 >> WHAT'S UP, BABY? 516 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:03,168 >> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE NEW ORLEANS. 517 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,236 >> YOU'RE SHINING LIKE NEW MONEY, I SEE YOU. 518 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,539 [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,008 I HAVE A TRAY. NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY GUILLERMO. 520 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,378 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? OKAY? 521 00:25:12,378 --> 00:25:13,445 >> I PUT TOGETHER A TRAY. 522 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:13,812 >> Jimmy: GREAT. 523 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:17,082 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 524 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:19,985 >> SEE THAT? GUILLERMO‐STYLE. 525 00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:20,386 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 526 00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:20,853 >> Guillermo: OKAY. 527 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:26,158 >> SO I ‐‐ I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 528 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,495 HOW TO MAKE A MEXICAN MOJITO. 529 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:33,332 >> Jimmy: PERFECT, YOU'RE MEXICAN, RIGHT? 530 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:36,001 >> Guillermo: YES, LET'S SEE THAT, I WANT TO SEE THAT, OKAY? 531 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:40,439 >> OKAY. SO WHAT YOU DO IS, I LIKE MINE 532 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:43,776 WITH MEZCAL. I GOT A NICE MEZCAL HERE. 533 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:46,612 SO 2 OUNCES OF MEZCAL. 534 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:46,979 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 535 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,680 >> A NICE, GENEROUS POUR. 536 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,449 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME ONE, I GUESS? 537 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,552 >> Guillermo: OH, OH YEAH, SORRY. 538 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:53,885 [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,122 >> TWO STRAWS, Y'ALL CAN SHARE, IT'S ON "LADY AND THE TRAMP." 540 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,591 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHICH ONE IS THE TRAMP. 541 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:00,159 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT. 542 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,896 >> SO THEN YOU GET YOU A NICE GINGER BEER. 543 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:07,466 1.5 OUNCES OF GINGER BEER ON 2 OUNCES OF TEQUILA. 544 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,001 >> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS. 545 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,104 >> OH, HE'S FREE POURING, OKAY. 546 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:12,437 [ LAUGHTER ] 547 00:26:12,437 --> 00:26:15,541 >> Jimmy: HE'S A PROFESSIONAL, ANTHONY. 548 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:19,912 >> EXACTLY. NOT HIS FIRST ST. PADDY'S. 549 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:20,913 >> Guillermo: YEAH. 550 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:25,484 >> .75 OUNCES OF LIME JUICE. 551 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:26,618 >> Guillermo: WAIT, HOLD ON. 552 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,787 >> Jimmy: SPLIT THAT IN HALF, YEAH, GREAT. 553 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:29,254 >> Guillermo: OKAY. 554 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,224 >> 1 OUNCE OF SODA WATER. 555 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:37,229 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'LL DO THAT ONE. 1 OUNCE EXACTLY. 556 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:37,562 [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,799 >> 1.5 OUNCES OF SIMPLE SYRUP. 558 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:41,300 >> Jimmy: OH. 559 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,535 >> DEPENDS HOW SWEET YOU WANT IT TO BE. 560 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,738 I LIKE MINE SWEET, I'M NOT TRYING TO BRAG. 561 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:47,072 [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:50,108 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SIMPLE SYRUP, OKAY, GREAT, ALL RIGHT. 563 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,177 >> YOU HAVE MINT THERE, RIGHT? 564 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,245 >> Guillermo: YES, I DO. 565 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,647 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO TEACH 566 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:58,484 YOU, GUILLERMO. THIS IS HOW IT GETS REAL. 567 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:02,488 A LOT OF PEOPLE MUDDLE THEIR MINT. I DON'T MUDDLE MY MINT. 568 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:06,425 >> Jimmy: THIS IS BASIL, BY THE WAY, I'M JUST GOING TO POINT OUT. 569 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:06,758 [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,494 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT MINT, THIS IS BASIL. 571 00:27:08,494 --> 00:27:09,862 >> SAME THING, SAME THING, DIFFERENT TREE. 572 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:12,764 [ LAUGHTER ] 573 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:16,268 TAKE YOUR MINT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO MUDDLE IT BUT 574 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:20,138 TREAT IT LIKE YOU LOVE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO IT? 575 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,373 >> Jimmy: QUESTION OF ATE SMACK. 576 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:24,142 >> TILL YOU CAN SMELL IT ON YOUR HANDS. SMELL THAT? 577 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:24,810 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 578 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,813 >> YOU PUT IT IN THERE, WAVE IT AROUND, MAKE IT SEXY. 579 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,516 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 580 00:27:30,516 --> 00:27:31,049 >> OKAY? 581 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:31,517 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 582 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:38,557 >> I WANT YOU TO TRY THAT. THAT'S CALLED THE MEXI‐MACKIE 583 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:38,922 MOJITO. 584 00:27:38,922 --> 00:27:41,126 >> Jimmy: WE DON'T PUT THE REST OF THE STUFF IN, CUCUMBERS AND 585 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:41,459 STUFF? 586 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:42,394 >> NO, Y'ALL BOUGHT TOO MUCH STUFF. 587 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,263 [ LAUGHTER ] 588 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:48,333 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S VERY NICE. IT IS. 589 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,167 >> IT'S REFRESHING. 590 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,538 >> Jimmy: IT IS REFRESHING. WELL, THANK YOU, ANTHONY MACKIE. 591 00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:56,208 AND HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY TO YOU. "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER 592 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,977 SOLDIER" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON DISNEY PLUS. THANKS AGAIN. 593 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:05,250 WE'LL BE BACK WITH EDGAR RAMIREZ! 594 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 595 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:15,360 ♪ 596 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,995 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. MUSIC FROM TUNE‐YARDS IS ON THE 597 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:20,232 WAY. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS GIANNI VERSACE ON "AMERICAN 598 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,102 CRIME STORY," AND FROM HBO HE WAS THE COP WHO WAS TRYING TO 599 00:28:21,102 --> 00:28:25,239 UNDO WHAT HUGH GRANT DID ON "THE UNDOING." NOW HE TEAMS WITH 600 00:28:25,239 --> 00:28:26,374 JENNIFER GARNER FOR THE NEW MOVIE "YES DAY," IT IS ON 601 00:28:26,374 --> 00:28:27,075 NETFLIX NOW. 602 00:28:27,075 --> 00:28:36,184 PLEASE WELCOME EDGAR RAMIREZ. 603 00:28:36,184 --> 00:28:36,684 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 604 00:28:36,684 --> 00:28:43,224 ♪ 605 00:28:43,224 --> 00:28:45,393 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW YOU DOING? 606 00:28:45,393 --> 00:28:48,162 >> VERY WELL, VERY WELL, VERY HAPPY. OH MY GOSH, PEOPLE. 607 00:28:48,162 --> 00:28:48,663 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 608 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:51,132 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GREAT ON "THE UNDOING." 609 00:28:51,132 --> 00:28:51,766 >> THANK YOU. 610 00:28:51,766 --> 00:28:53,668 >> Jimmy: I ENJOYED YOUR WORK ON THAT SHOW. 611 00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:54,869 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 612 00:28:54,869 --> 00:28:55,202 [ APPLAUSE ] 613 00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:57,872 >> Jimmy: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS 614 00:28:57,872 --> 00:28:58,706 COVID TIME? 615 00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:03,745 >> WELL, THE FIRST PART I WAS HERE IN L. A. 616 00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:07,749 HUNKERING DOWN HERE. AND THEN FOR CHRISTMAS I WENT TO 617 00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:13,388 MY FRIEND'S HOUSE, JUST GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN THE ROCKY 618 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:15,490 MOUNTAINS. I'VE BEEN CROSSING, GOING ACROSS 619 00:29:15,490 --> 00:29:16,557 THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. 620 00:29:16,557 --> 00:29:18,192 >> Jimmy: HAD YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE, THE ROCKIES? 621 00:29:18,192 --> 00:29:20,895 >> NO, NEVER. I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY FOR A 622 00:29:20,895 --> 00:29:22,630 WEEK AND IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS. 623 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,565 >> Jimmy: THREE MONTHS IN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS? 624 00:29:24,565 --> 00:29:26,367 >> YEAH. I'M STILL THERE, ACTUALLY. 625 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:26,734 I'M GOING BACK. 626 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:28,636 >> Jimmy: DID THEY INVITE YOU TO STAY FOR THREE MONTHS? 627 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,171 >> NO, NO, NO. 628 00:29:30,171 --> 00:29:30,504 [ LAUGHTER ] 629 00:29:30,504 --> 00:29:34,876 I MEAN, IF YOU EVER INVITE ME, BE CAREFUL. 630 00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:39,247 BE CAREFUL DIF YOU INVITE ME OVER, I MIGHT DAY, I'M THIS GUY. 631 00:29:39,247 --> 00:29:40,415 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE ARRANGEMENT? 632 00:29:40,415 --> 00:29:42,083 HOW MANY IN THE HOUSE? 633 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:47,822 >> WE WERE ‐‐ FOR NEW YEAR'S, WE WERE FIVE. AND NOW IT'S THREE. 634 00:29:47,822 --> 00:29:52,060 ALMOST LIKE THE WORST REALITY SHOW YOU CAN IMAGINE. 635 00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:52,393 [ LAUGHTER ] 636 00:29:52,393 --> 00:29:54,595 IT'S ‐‐ YEAH BECAUSE WE STARTED FIVE, THEN TWO LEFT. 637 00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:57,932 THEN THREE STAYED. AND IT'S BEEN ‐‐ IT'S BEEN, YOU 638 00:29:57,932 --> 00:30:00,601 KNOW, THREE GUYS. EVERYONE'S VENEZUELAN. 639 00:30:00,601 --> 00:30:00,935 >> Jimmy: OH. 640 00:30:00,935 --> 00:30:03,871 >> IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOUNTAINS, A LOT OF SNOW. 641 00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:06,574 SO IT'S CARIBBEAN PEOPLE DEALING WITH THE ELEMENTS AND SNOW. 642 00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,342 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO LIVE IN SNOW BEFORE. 643 00:30:08,342 --> 00:30:11,679 >> NO, NO. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU KNOW YOU USED 644 00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,149 TO ‐‐ I REMEMBER ‐‐ I MEAN, WE SAW IT GROWING UP, I SAW SNOW ON 645 00:30:15,149 --> 00:30:19,987 AMERICAN MOVIES, YOU KNOW? SO BASICALLY IT'S LIKE, YOU 646 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:23,291 KNOW ‐‐ THEN IT STARTED TO SNOW AND YOU'RE OUT THE WINDOW, OH, 647 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:27,395 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. CUT TO A MONTH AFTER. 648 00:30:27,395 --> 00:30:29,664 IT'S SNOWING, LIKE GET THE CAR OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY, PUT ON IT 649 00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:31,866 THE ROAD, IT'S GOING TO GET STUCK! 650 00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:35,336 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING EVERY DAY. 651 00:30:35,336 --> 00:30:37,672 >> THE MUD ROOM. THE MUD ROOM IS THE MOST 652 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:38,439 IMPORTANT ROOM. 653 00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:38,772 [ LAUGHTER ] 654 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:40,208 >> Jimmy: THE MUD ROOM IS IMPORTANT. 655 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:44,946 >> IN VENEZUELA WE HAVE ALL TYPE OF ROOMS BUT NOT A MUD ROOM. 656 00:30:44,946 --> 00:30:45,279 [ LAUGHTER ] 657 00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:47,381 IN L. A. IT'S BASICALLY NOT A PRIORITY. 658 00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:50,251 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW SNOW? 659 00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:51,686 >> I THINK I WAS ‐‐ I WAS 16. 660 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:52,887 >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 661 00:30:52,887 --> 00:30:53,488 >> I WAS 16. 662 00:30:53,488 --> 00:30:54,822 >> Jimmy: THAT'S REASONABLE, YEAH. 663 00:30:54,822 --> 00:30:57,792 AND ARE YOU GUYS LIKE SPLITTING UP THE DUTIES OF THE HOUSE? 664 00:30:57,792 --> 00:30:58,493 HOW'S IT WORKING? 665 00:30:58,493 --> 00:31:00,661 >> WELL, ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. YOU HAVE TO. 666 00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:03,297 WE DO EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW. IT'S BEEN ‐‐ AGAIN, IT'S LIKE 667 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:06,968 THE WORST REALITY SHOW YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. 668 00:31:06,968 --> 00:31:10,204 SO BASICALLY I DO THE TIDYING OR I TRY. 669 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:10,605 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 670 00:31:10,605 --> 00:31:13,141 >> IT'S A NEW HOUSE SO EVERYTHING'S BEEN COMING. 671 00:31:13,141 --> 00:31:16,644 BOXES, BOXES. SO I USE THE BOXES, I REUSE THEM 672 00:31:16,644 --> 00:31:22,884 TO TRY TO PUT THE GLOVES AND ALL THE PIECES WE NEED, NOBODY 673 00:31:22,884 --> 00:31:23,217 LISTENS. 674 00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:23,550 [ LAUGHTER ] 675 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:24,485 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? 676 00:31:24,485 --> 00:31:28,589 >> WE'RE FROM VENEZUELA, SO THEN THIS OTHER FRIEND WHO'S THE 677 00:31:28,589 --> 00:31:31,125 OWNER OF THE HOUSE, A GREAT COOK, HIS MOTHER IS FROM SPAIN. 678 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,861 SO HE COOKS EVERYTHING WITH OLIVE OIL. 679 00:31:33,861 --> 00:31:34,495 >> Jimmy: NICE. 680 00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:37,765 >> BASICALLY RUN THE HOUSE OF ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT RUNS ON PROPANE AND 681 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:38,098 OLIVE OIL. 682 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:39,734 [ LAUGHTER ] 683 00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:44,038 IT'S ESSENTIAL. AND THIS OTHER FRIEND, THIS 684 00:31:44,038 --> 00:31:47,275 OTHER GUY, ACTUALLY, HE'S THE ONE THAT TAKES THE CAKE. 685 00:31:47,275 --> 00:31:49,310 HE'S THE ONE THAT CLEANS THE BATHROOMS. 686 00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:51,979 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT GUY. 687 00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:55,516 >> YOU KNOW, LIKE THE KNIFE IN HIS TEETH. 688 00:31:55,516 --> 00:31:56,117 >> Jimmy: A KNIFE? 689 00:31:56,117 --> 00:31:57,785 >> YEAH, HE GOES AT IT. YOU HAVE TO, THREE GUYS. 690 00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,321 [ LAUGHTER ] 691 00:32:00,321 --> 00:32:03,758 TWO BATHROOMS, YOU KNOW? YOU NEED ‐‐ I MEAN, YOU NEED A 692 00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:04,659 CERTAIN PERSONALITY. 693 00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:07,228 >> Jimmy: YOU NEED A KNIFE TO CLEAN THE TOILET, THAT'S WHEN 694 00:32:07,228 --> 00:32:07,862 YOU START TO QUESTION THE CHEF. 695 00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:10,331 [ LAUGHTER ] 696 00:32:10,331 --> 00:32:12,233 >> THERE YOU GO. AND I REALLY HOPE HE'S WATCHING. 697 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,702 [ LAUGHTER ] 698 00:32:14,702 --> 00:32:16,704 I MEAN, I HOPE THERE'S ELECTRICITY TODAY. 699 00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:20,374 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO BRING HIM OLIVE OIL, HE'LL BE HAPPY. 700 00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:22,977 >> ABSOLUTELY, IF YOU DON'T BRING OLIVE OIL EVERY TIME WE GO 701 00:32:22,977 --> 00:32:25,313 TO THE NEAREST TOWN, THEN ‐‐ 702 00:32:25,313 --> 00:32:26,881 >> Jimmy: THERE'S TROUBLE. 703 00:32:26,881 --> 00:32:27,949 >> YEAH, THINGS GO DOWN. 704 00:32:27,949 --> 00:32:30,685 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. THIS MOVIE HAS AN INTERESTING 705 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:31,919 PREMISE. THE IDEA OF THE MOVIE IS WHAT? 706 00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:36,090 TELL US. 707 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:41,028 >> IT'S ABOUT CHOOSING ONE DAY IN THE NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE 708 00:32:41,028 --> 00:32:46,434 WHERE YOU SAY TO YOUR KIDS "YES" TO EVERYTHING THEY WANT. 709 00:32:46,434 --> 00:32:47,201 >> Jimmy: YEAH. THAT IS TERRIFYING. 710 00:32:47,201 --> 00:32:49,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 711 00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:52,240 >> I ALWAYS GET THAT, BUT NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S GREAT. 712 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,575 BECAUSE THEN THE RULES MAKE MORE SENSE. 713 00:32:54,575 --> 00:32:56,844 AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO SET UP RULES. 714 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:59,614 IT'S NOT THAT, YOU KNOW ‐‐ I MEAN, THERE IS A GEOGRAPHICAL, 715 00:32:59,614 --> 00:33:01,515 YOU KNOW ‐‐ 716 00:33:01,515 --> 00:33:03,918 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY, "LET'S GO TO THE MOON." 717 00:33:03,918 --> 00:33:06,554 >> RIGHT, EXACTLY. THEY WOULD SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, 718 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:09,257 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY, IT'S NOT 719 00:33:09,257 --> 00:33:14,061 ABOUT SPENDING. IT'S ABOUT CREATING ACTIVITIES 720 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:20,735 WHERE YOU JUST HELP THE TENSION. AND IT'S ‐‐ THERE IS A CERTAIN 721 00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:24,605 IMBALANCE OR TENSIONS CREATED BY THE EVERYDAY LIFE. 722 00:33:24,605 --> 00:33:27,508 SO THE "YES DAY" IS TO EASE ALL THAT. 723 00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:28,175 >> Jimmy: YES. 724 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:30,745 >> NOT ONLY PARENTS TO CHILDREN, IT'S IN ANY RELATIONSHIP THAT IS 725 00:33:30,745 --> 00:33:35,316 MEANINGFUL TO YOU. YOU CAN HAVE A "YES DAY." 726 00:33:35,316 --> 00:33:37,952 YOU COULD GIVE GUILLERMO A "YES DAY." 727 00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:40,588 >> Jimmy: WE CALL IT "SI DAY." 728 00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:43,124 >> YOU SHOULD GIVE EACH OTHER A "YES DAY." 729 00:33:43,124 --> 00:33:46,894 >> Jimmy: EVERY DAY WITH GUILLERMO IS A "YES DAY." 730 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:54,268 >> Guillermo: EVEN IN MY HOUSE, LAUNDRY. "YES." 731 00:33:54,268 --> 00:33:55,269 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE. 732 00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:58,306 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 733 00:33:58,306 --> 00:34:05,279 WHAT WAS FOR YOU THE MOST FUN "YES" THING? 734 00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,348 >> I WOULD SAY THE ICE CREAM. 735 00:34:07,348 --> 00:34:09,884 >> Jimmy: EATING AS MUCH ICE CREAM, ONE OF THOSE CONTESTS 736 00:34:09,884 --> 00:34:11,686 WHERE YOU HAVE TO EAT THE WHOLE DEAL. 737 00:34:11,686 --> 00:34:12,086 >> YEAH. 738 00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:16,090 >> Jimmy: AND THERE YOU ARE EATING ICE CREAM, DRESSED BY 739 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:16,957 YOUR CHILDREN. 740 00:34:16,957 --> 00:34:17,325 [ LAUGHTER ] 741 00:34:17,325 --> 00:34:18,959 HOW MUCH ICE CREAM DID YOU ACTUALLY EAT? 742 00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:21,462 >> YOU SEE HOW FOCUSED I AM IN THAT PICTURE? 743 00:34:21,462 --> 00:34:26,100 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE VERY FOCUSED. ICE CREAM EATER. A PROFESSIONAL ‐ 744 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:26,433 [ LAUGHTER ] 745 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:27,635 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 746 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:30,905 >> YEAH, SINCE I WAS A KID, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR 35 YEARS. 747 00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:32,440 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAD SNOW? 748 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:32,973 TRYING TO FILL SOME VOID? 749 00:34:32,973 --> 00:34:34,809 [ LAUGHTER ] 750 00:34:34,809 --> 00:34:39,280 >> HM. THAT'S INTERESTING. YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALWAYS ‐‐ YEAH, 751 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,314 EXACTLY. MAYBE. MAYBE. 752 00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,083 >> Jimmy: MAYBE. HOW MUCH ICE CREAM DID YOU EAT 753 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,286 THAT DAY? I ATE A LOT. I WOULDN'T ADVISE ANYONE TO EAT 754 00:34:45,286 --> 00:34:47,822 THAT AMOUNT OF ICE CREAM. BUT I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 755 00:34:47,822 --> 00:34:50,791 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING IT, AS I SAID, THE LAST 35 YEARS. 756 00:34:50,791 --> 00:34:53,027 AND IT WAS ALL ME. IT WAS NO STUNT DOUBLE, NOTHING, 757 00:34:53,027 --> 00:34:53,360 IT WAS ME. 758 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,397 [ LAUGHTER ] 759 00:34:56,397 --> 00:34:56,730 [ APPLAUSE ] 760 00:34:56,730 --> 00:34:59,233 >> Jimmy: ALL YOU. I KNOW YOU'VE LIVED ALL OVER THE 761 00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:01,802 WORLD. WHAT'S THE BEST ICE CREAM EXPERIENCE YOU'VE EVER HAD IN 762 00:35:01,802 --> 00:35:04,205 YOUR LIFE, THE BEST CONE OR SUNDAE OR WHATEVER IT WAS? 763 00:35:04,205 --> 00:35:08,409 WHAT WAS IT? 764 00:35:08,409 --> 00:35:10,745 >> THAT IS HARD TO TELL. I'VE BEEN VERY DEDICATED. 765 00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:13,547 >> FOR ME IT WAS GELATO IN ITALY, THE FIRST TIME I WENT 766 00:35:13,547 --> 00:35:15,149 THERE, HAVING IT FROM THE STREET. 767 00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:17,918 >> THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT ITALY, YOU HAVE ONE EVERY CORNER. 768 00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:18,819 >> Jimmy: YES, RIGHT. 769 00:35:18,819 --> 00:35:24,258 >> EVERY CORNER YOU HAVE A JELATERIA, IT'S FANTASTIC. 770 00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:28,129 I LOVE ICE CREAM WITH A LOT OF CHUNKY STUFF. 771 00:35:28,129 --> 00:35:32,466 YOU KNOW, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE IT, THEN I TAKE A COOKIE AND I 772 00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:34,101 JUST ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I CRUMBLE IT. 773 00:35:34,101 --> 00:35:35,703 >> Jimmy: I'M UNDERSTANDING WHY YOUR FRIEND HAS THE KNIFE NOW. 774 00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:39,140 [ LAUGHTER ] 775 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:43,644 >> YOU GOT ME THERE, YEAH. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, YEAH. 776 00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,179 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 777 00:35:45,179 --> 00:35:45,546 >> THANK YOU. 778 00:35:45,546 --> 00:35:47,648 >> Jimmy: THE MOVIE IS CALLED "YES DAY." 779 00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,351 YOU'RE GOING TO BE HEARING A LOT ABOUT IT FROM YOUR CHILDREN. 780 00:35:50,351 --> 00:35:55,756 IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW. EDGAR RAMIREZ! THANK YOU, EDGAR. 781 00:35:55,756 --> 00:35:56,789 BE RIGHT BACK WITH TUNE‐YARDS. 782 00:35:59,894 --> 00:36:01,664 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 783 00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:07,069 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 784 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:09,272 >> Jimmy: THE ALBUM IS CALLED "SKETCHY," IT'S OUT MARCH 26th. 785 00:36:09,272 --> 00:36:14,143 WITH THE SONG "HYPNOTIZED," TUNE‐YARDS! 786 00:36:14,143 --> 00:36:14,644 ♪ THE TREES ARE 787 00:36:14,644 --> 00:36:17,380 IN THE MEADOW 788 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:25,187 THE COWS ARE IN THE TREES THE PEOPLE AREN'T ♪ 789 00:36:25,187 --> 00:36:29,692 ♪ ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND 790 00:36:29,692 --> 00:36:42,038 BETTER TAKE ONE OF THESE 791 00:36:42,038 --> 00:36:44,874 GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT AGAIN GOT IT AGAIN ♪ 792 00:36:44,874 --> 00:36:46,609 ♪ GOT IT AGAIN YOU'VE GOT IT 793 00:36:46,609 --> 00:36:50,112 AGAIN YOU'VE GOT IT AGAIN YOU'VE GOT IT AGAIN ♪ 794 00:36:50,112 --> 00:36:56,285 ♪ THE TREES ARE IN THE MEADOW 795 00:36:56,285 --> 00:37:01,924 THE COWS ARE IN THE PIGS ♪ 796 00:37:01,924 --> 00:37:04,427 ♪ THE PEOPLE AREN'T 797 00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:12,602 ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND 798 00:37:12,602 --> 00:37:15,137 THE GRAVEDIGGER DIGS ♪ 799 00:37:15,137 --> 00:37:16,372 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I KNOW YOU 800 00:37:16,372 --> 00:37:19,275 HONEY LOOK INTO MY EYES I SEE YOU HONEY 801 00:37:19,275 --> 00:37:21,510 LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 802 00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,012 ♪ I KNOW IT HONEY 803 00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:27,817 LOOK INTO MY EYES QUIET QUIET LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 804 00:37:27,817 --> 00:37:29,285 ♪ OH I KNOW YOU HONEY 805 00:37:29,285 --> 00:37:32,288 LOOK INTO MY EYES OH I FEEL IT HONEY 806 00:37:32,288 --> 00:37:35,124 LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 807 00:37:35,124 --> 00:37:39,195 ♪ YOU'RE HYPNOTIZED 808 00:37:39,195 --> 00:37:43,966 HYPNOTIZED HYPNOTIZED ♪ 809 00:37:43,966 --> 00:37:53,009 ♪ 810 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:58,514 ♪ SILENT AS A CITIZEN 811 00:37:58,514 --> 00:38:06,288 CITY STREETS OF GHOSTS AND PAST ♪ 812 00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:07,056 ♪ THEY USED TO LAUGH 813 00:38:07,056 --> 00:38:16,298 AND DANCE HERE 814 00:38:16,298 --> 00:38:20,002 UNTIL A SPELL WAS CAST LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 815 00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:22,004 ♪ I KNOW YOU HONEY 816 00:38:22,004 --> 00:38:25,574 LOOK INTO MY EYES I SEE YOU HONEY LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 817 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:26,776 ♪ I KNOW IT HONEY 818 00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:31,280 LOOK INTO MY EYES QUIET QUIET LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 819 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,515 ♪ OH I KNOW YOU HONEY 820 00:38:32,515 --> 00:38:35,551 LOOK INTO MY EYES OH I FEEL YOU HONEY 821 00:38:35,551 --> 00:38:38,054 LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 822 00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:41,323 ♪ YOU'RE HYPNOTIZED 823 00:38:41,323 --> 00:38:47,063 HYPNOTIZED ♪ 824 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:49,365 ♪ YOU GOT IT AGAIN YOU GOT IT 825 00:38:49,365 --> 00:38:52,802 AGAIN YOU GOT IT AGAIN YOU'VE GOT IT AGAIN ♪ 826 00:38:52,802 --> 00:38:54,704 ♪ YOU'VE GOT IT AGAIN YOU'VE GOT 827 00:38:54,704 --> 00:38:59,442 IT AGAIN YOU'VE GOT IT AGAIN ♪ 828 00:38:59,442 --> 00:39:02,411 ♪ DON'T THAT MIRROR DRAWS DOWN 829 00:39:02,411 --> 00:39:02,978 YOUR HEAD ♪ 830 00:39:02,978 --> 00:39:06,148 ♪ YOU THINK THE IMAGE IS REAL 831 00:39:06,148 --> 00:39:08,384 YOUR TEARS ARE MELTING YOUR FACE ♪ 832 00:39:08,384 --> 00:39:13,923 ♪ BUT YOU FORGOT HOW TO FEEL 833 00:39:13,923 --> 00:39:14,990 ♪ REMEMBER YOUR LUNGS REMEMBER 834 00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:17,226 YOUR LUNGS ♪ 835 00:39:17,226 --> 00:39:18,894 ♪ REMEMBER YOUR LUNGS THE WEIGHT 836 00:39:18,894 --> 00:39:20,930 OF YOUR BONES REMEMBER YOUR LUNGS ♪ 837 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:21,430 ♪ WAKE UP AND 838 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:25,134 LOOK INTO MY EYES ♪ 839 00:39:25,134 --> 00:39:27,470 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I LOVE YOU 840 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,537 HONEY ♪ 841 00:39:28,537 --> 00:39:30,973 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I NEED YOU 842 00:39:30,973 --> 00:39:31,440 HONEY ♪ 843 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,076 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES QUIET 844 00:39:34,076 --> 00:39:34,410 QUIET ♪ 845 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:38,380 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I LOVE YOU 846 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:38,748 HONEY ♪ 847 00:39:38,748 --> 00:39:41,584 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I NEED YOU 848 00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:42,017 HONEY ♪ 849 00:39:42,017 --> 00:39:44,220 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES HYPNOTIZED 850 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,756 HYPNOTIZED ♪ 851 00:39:46,756 --> 00:39:48,724 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES LOOK INTO MY 852 00:39:48,724 --> 00:39:51,994 EYES ♪ 853 00:39:51,994 --> 00:39:55,331 ♪ I SEE YOU HONEY LOOK INTO MY 854 00:39:55,331 --> 00:39:57,199 EYES I KNOW IT HONEY ♪ 855 00:39:57,199 --> 00:39:57,767 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES QUIET 856 00:39:57,767 --> 00:40:00,336 QUIET ♪ 857 00:40:00,336 --> 00:40:02,371 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I KNOW YOU 858 00:40:02,371 --> 00:40:02,704 HONEY ♪ 859 00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:04,940 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES I SEE YOU 860 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:05,307 HONEY ♪ 861 00:40:05,307 --> 00:40:09,044 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES OH YOU'RE 862 00:40:09,044 --> 00:40:22,278 HYPNOTIZED HYPNOTIZED ♪ 863 00:40:22,278 --> 00:40:24,371 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 864 00:40:24,371 --> 00:40:26,619 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 865 00:40:28,486 --> 00:40:30,555 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO ANTHONY MACKIE, EDGAR RAMIREZ 866 00:40:30,555 --> 00:40:31,723 AND TUNE‐YARDS. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 867 00:40:31,723 --> 00:40:34,159 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY AND AS 868 00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:37,659 THEY SAY IN IRELAND "GOODNIGHT."