1 00:00:01,804 --> 00:00:02,913 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! TONIGHT, 2 00:00:02,913 --> 00:00:06,183 LIONEL RICHIE, JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, 3 00:00:06,183 --> 00:00:10,421 AND MUSIC FROM CHESCA FEATURING DE LA GHETTO AND OFFSET. 4 00:00:10,421 --> 00:00:15,292 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 5 00:00:15,292 --> 00:00:16,602 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE, HI, I'M JIMMY, I'M THE HOST. 6 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:18,971 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU GUYS FOR NOT LEAVING. 7 00:00:18,971 --> 00:00:21,974 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:00:21,974 --> 00:00:24,576 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I APPRECIATE THAT, I KNOW WE'RE 9 00:00:24,576 --> 00:00:27,279 HERE TO HAVE FUN. AND I DON'T WANT TO BUM ANYBODY 10 00:00:27,279 --> 00:00:29,381 OUT. BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD ‐‐ 11 00:00:29,381 --> 00:00:31,884 REMEMBER THOSE MURDER HISTORY NETS, THE DEADLY MURDER HORNETS? 12 00:00:31,884 --> 00:00:34,887 YEAH, THEY'RE COMING BACK. AND, THEY'RE HORNET‐IER THAN 13 00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:35,821 EVER. 14 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:37,523 [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:00:37,523 --> 00:00:40,959 SCIENTISTS ARE WARNING THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA NEED TO 16 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:44,663 TAKE ACTION TO STOP THE HORNETS FROM WREAKING HAVOC THIS SPRING. 17 00:00:44,663 --> 00:00:48,000 MURDER HORNETS ARE COMING AND THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,201 WHICH IS WHY THEY CALL THEM "MURDER HORNETS." 19 00:00:49,201 --> 00:00:51,403 [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:00:51,403 --> 00:00:58,077 WHAT THEY DO IS THEY CAN DECIMATE A BEEHIVE, TEAR THROUGH 21 00:00:58,077 --> 00:01:01,080 40 BEES A MINUTE, RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND TAKE THEIR BODIES 22 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,781 FOR FOOD. LIKE IF YOU LET DONALD TRUMP 23 00:01:02,781 --> 00:01:05,084 LOOSE IN A BUFFALO WILD WINGS. 24 00:01:05,084 --> 00:01:05,417 [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:10,089 THAT'S BAD FOR ALL OF US IF THE BEES ‐‐ AUTHORITIES ARE SAYING, 26 00:01:10,089 --> 00:01:11,957 DO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR ALL OF LAST YEAR, STAY INDOORS. 27 00:01:11,957 --> 00:01:12,891 [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:01:12,891 --> 00:01:16,395 MAYBE THEY CAN SOMEHOW FILL THE HORNETS WITH THE COVID VACCINE. 29 00:01:16,395 --> 00:01:18,497 THEY CAN GO AROUND AND STING EVERYBODY, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, 30 00:01:18,497 --> 00:01:22,067 THAT'S A WIN‐WIN. SO THE KILLER BEE KILLERS ARE 31 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:27,039 BACK AND MARCH MADNESS IS TOO. THE NCAA TOURNAMENT IS UNDER WAY. 32 00:01:27,039 --> 00:01:28,307 YOU KNOW, THEY HAD TO SKIP IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE OF THE 33 00:01:28,307 --> 00:01:30,075 PANDEMIC. BUT THIS YEAR ‐‐ THIS IS THE 34 00:01:30,075 --> 00:01:31,543 YEAR THAT ANSWERS THE QUESTION HOW DO YOU HAVE AN OFFICE POOL 35 00:01:31,543 --> 00:01:33,545 WHEN THERE'S NO ONE AT THE OFFICE? 36 00:01:33,545 --> 00:01:36,148 THE ANSWER FOR US IS, YOU DON'T. NOBODY DID IT. 37 00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:36,481 [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:01:36,481 --> 00:01:39,585 GUILLERMO, DID YOU FILL OUT A BRACKET? 39 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:41,653 >> Guillermo: NO, JIMMY, NO. 40 00:01:41,653 --> 00:01:44,923 >> Jimmy: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DO ONE FOR THE TWO OF US. 41 00:01:44,923 --> 00:01:48,227 LIKE IT'S MORE OF AN OFFICE HOP TUB THAN A POOL. 42 00:01:48,227 --> 00:01:48,560 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,495 >> Guillermo: SURE YEAH, LET'S DO ONE, YEAH. 44 00:01:49,495 --> 00:01:53,132 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. RUN TO KINKO'S. 45 00:01:53,132 --> 00:01:54,767 GET THOSE PRINTED UP. 46 00:01:54,767 --> 00:01:55,968 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT. 47 00:01:55,968 --> 00:01:56,635 [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:01:56,635 --> 00:02:02,541 >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT OBAMA AS IS HIS TRADITION ‐‐ WHAT DID I MISS? 49 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,343 >> Guillermo: KINKO'S CLOSED, THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. 50 00:02:04,343 --> 00:02:07,112 [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:02:07,112 --> 00:02:09,281 >> Jimmy: UM. PRESIDENT OBAMA RELEASED HIS ‐‐ 52 00:02:09,281 --> 00:02:12,050 [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,720 YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO GO WATCH THIS AT HOME TONIGHT AND THEN 54 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,154 YOU'RE FIRED, RIGHT? 55 00:02:15,154 --> 00:02:16,288 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:02:16,288 --> 00:02:22,127 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT. 57 00:02:22,127 --> 00:02:25,697 >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT OBAMA WENT OUT ON A LIMB, HE TOOK NUMBER 58 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:28,433 ONE SEED GONZAGA TO GO ALL THE WAY. 59 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:29,802 WHICH IS INTERESTING WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT GONZAGA AS I HAVE 60 00:02:29,802 --> 00:02:31,436 POINTED OUT IN THE PAST IS NOT EVEN A SCHOOL. IT DOESN'T EXIST. 61 00:02:31,436 --> 00:02:32,104 IT'S IMAGINARY. 62 00:02:32,104 --> 00:02:34,039 [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:02:34,039 --> 00:02:35,040 THEY MADE IT UP TO WIN BASKETBALL TOURNAMENTS. 64 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,308 IT'S A PRETEND PLACE. IT'S LIKE WAKANDA FOR WHITE 65 00:02:36,308 --> 00:02:37,042 PEOPLE. 66 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:38,544 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:02:38,544 --> 00:02:40,813 HERE'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE RUNNING A SCAM ON US. 68 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:43,549 THIS IS AN ARTICLE FROM THE CBS NEWS AFFILIATE IN SPOKANE WHERE 69 00:02:43,549 --> 00:02:46,518 GONZAGA CLAIMS TO BE LOCATED. THIS IS THE HEADLINE "WHERE IN 70 00:02:46,518 --> 00:02:50,756 THE WORLD IS GONZAGA UNIVERSITY?" THE LOCAL NEWS STATION IN 71 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:54,059 SPOKANE IS UNABLE TO FIND THIS MADE‐UP SCHOOL. 72 00:02:54,059 --> 00:02:54,893 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:02:54,893 --> 00:02:57,129 AND OBAMA PICKED THEM TO WIN. OBAMA, GONZAGA, THEY'RE ALL IN 74 00:02:57,129 --> 00:02:58,664 ON IT. 75 00:02:58,664 --> 00:02:59,631 [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:02:59,631 --> 00:03:02,167 PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST GOT A NICE LITTLE SHOT IN THE ARM. 77 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,937 YOU KNOW HOW HE SAID HE HOPED TO GET 100 MILLION AMERICANS 78 00:03:04,937 --> 00:03:07,172 VACCINATED BY THE END OF HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE? 79 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:11,844 WELL, HE BEAT THAT DEADLINE BY SIX WEEKS. 80 00:03:11,844 --> 00:03:13,545 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 81 00:03:13,545 --> 00:03:15,314 ISN'T IT AMAZING WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU DON'T PUT JARED IN 82 00:03:15,314 --> 00:03:17,249 CHARGE? 83 00:03:17,249 --> 00:03:17,582 [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:03:17,582 --> 00:03:21,553 IT REALLY IS. WE'RE AT 100 MILLION 85 00:03:21,553 --> 00:03:23,222 VACCINATIONS. THE MOST IMPRESSIVE PART, I 86 00:03:23,222 --> 00:03:24,723 DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, THEY DID IT ALL WITH THREE 87 00:03:24,723 --> 00:03:25,056 NEEDLES. 88 00:03:25,056 --> 00:03:26,525 [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:03:26,525 --> 00:03:27,526 THEY USE 'EM AND WIPE 'EM OFF WITH A RAG. 90 00:03:27,526 --> 00:03:30,262 LIKE THE GRILL AT BENIHANA. IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD TO HAVE A 91 00:03:30,262 --> 00:03:34,600 PRESIDENT WHO ACTUALLY DOES WHAT HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DO, I 92 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:34,933 DON'T LIKE IT. 93 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:35,267 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:03:35,267 --> 00:03:36,935 MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. I FEEL LIKE BIDEN'S DOING THAT 95 00:03:36,935 --> 00:03:38,170 THING HUSTLERS DO WHERE THEY PRETEND THEY NEVER PLAYED 96 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:40,439 BASKETBALL BEFORE? THEN AS SOON AS THE MONEY COMES 97 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:42,140 OUT, THEY START DUNKING ON EVERYONE? 98 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,809 [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:47,813 THE BIG CHALLENGE NOW WILL BE CAN THEY FIND ANOTHER 100 100 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:50,282 MILLION AMERICANS WHO WANT IT? CNN DID A VERY FOX NEWSY‐ESQUE 101 00:03:50,282 --> 00:03:53,252 THING. THEY STOPPED BY A RESTAURANT IN 102 00:03:53,252 --> 00:03:56,021 BOISE CITY, OKLAHOMA TO ASK IF ANYONE WAITING FOR THEIR WAFFLES 103 00:03:56,021 --> 00:04:00,392 WAS PLANNING TO ORDER UP A DOSE OF THE VACCINE. 104 00:04:00,392 --> 00:04:02,160 >> DOES ANYBODY IN THIS RESTAURANT THINK IT'S A GOOD 105 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,429 IDEA TO TAKE THE VACCINE? 106 00:04:04,429 --> 00:04:05,030 >> NO! 107 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:08,934 >> RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 108 00:04:08,934 --> 00:04:11,436 ANYONE HERE, GOOD IDEA TO TAKE THE VACCINE? 109 00:04:11,436 --> 00:04:14,006 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 110 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:16,141 NOT ONE PERSON HERE THINKS IT'S A GOOD IDEA? 111 00:04:16,141 --> 00:04:17,175 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, YEAH. 112 00:04:17,175 --> 00:04:19,244 [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:04:19,244 --> 00:04:21,947 ANOTHER SHOW OF HANDS, WHO THINKS BIGFOOTS ARE GAY, ANYBODY? 114 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,283 [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:04:24,283 --> 00:04:25,517 PEOPLE IN OKLAHOMA CALL THEMSELVES "SOONERS" 'CAUSE 116 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:29,187 THEY'RE GOING TO DIE SOONER. IF THEY DON'T GET THE VACCINE. 117 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:29,721 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 118 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:33,892 I HOPE THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS. LAST NIGHT I MENTIONED THAT 119 00:04:33,892 --> 00:04:35,127 BIDEN SAID HE'S PLANNING TO MAKE RUSSIA PAY FOR THEIR REPEATED 120 00:04:35,127 --> 00:04:36,795 ELECTION MEDDLING. AND HE CALLED VLADIMIR PUTIN A 121 00:04:36,795 --> 00:04:39,898 KILLER. WELL, TODAY PUTIN RESPONDED IN A 122 00:04:39,898 --> 00:04:48,607 WAY THAT WAS VERY PUTIN‐ESQUE. 123 00:04:48,607 --> 00:04:51,877 >> Translator: AS HE SAID, WE KNOW EACH OTHER PERSONALLY. 124 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:56,081 WHAT WOULD I REPLY TO HIM? I WOULD SAY, I WISH YOU HEALTH, 125 00:04:56,081 --> 00:05:02,387 I WISH YOU HEALTH. I SAY THAT WITHOUT ANY IRONY OR 126 00:05:02,387 --> 00:05:02,854 JOKE. 127 00:05:02,854 --> 00:05:04,156 >> Jimmy: IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, DON'T 128 00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:06,158 DRINK THE CHAMOMILE TEA. THAT WAS MENACING. 129 00:05:06,158 --> 00:05:07,392 REALLY MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT JOE BIDEN'S MOTHER WOULD HAVE TO 130 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:12,631 SAY ABOUT THIS. JOE BIDEN QUOTES HIS MOTHER MORE 131 00:05:12,631 --> 00:05:13,799 THAN ANY PRESIDENT, EVEN VICE PRESIDENT PENCE DIDN'T TALK 132 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:15,467 ABOUT "MOTHER" AS MUCH AS JOE DOES. 133 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:18,070 [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:21,773 >> WELCOME. AS MY MOM WOULD SAY, GOD LOVE 135 00:05:21,773 --> 00:05:24,009 Y'ALL, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 136 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:26,111 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, GOD LOVE HIM. 137 00:05:26,111 --> 00:05:29,581 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, GOD BLESS HIM, NO PURGATORY FOR YOU. 138 00:05:29,581 --> 00:05:32,684 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, HUSH UP, JOEY. 139 00:05:32,684 --> 00:05:35,354 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS. 140 00:05:35,354 --> 00:05:37,923 HI MOTHER WOULD SAY, GOD LOVE YA. 141 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:43,228 MY MOM WOULD SAY, WALK A MILE IN YOUR SHOWS. 142 00:05:43,228 --> 00:05:44,730 MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, GOD LOVE YOU ALL. 143 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:48,967 IF YOU TALK WITH THAT, MY MOTHER WOULD SAY GET YOUR MOUTHWASHED 144 00:05:48,967 --> 00:05:52,604 OUT WITH SOAP. AS MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE SAID, 145 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:53,672 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 146 00:05:53,672 --> 00:05:57,909 >> Jimmy: HIS MOTHER SAID A LOT OF THINGS. 147 00:05:57,909 --> 00:05:58,243 [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:05:58,243 --> 00:05:59,444 >> Jimmy: MY MOTHER USED TO SAY 149 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:00,479 [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], LEAVE YOUR 150 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:06,318 SISTER ALONE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR HEAD! WHEN SHE WAS REALLY MAD SHE 151 00:06:06,318 --> 00:06:09,421 WOULD SAY, THIS IS REAL, "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" 152 00:06:09,421 --> 00:06:11,957 SHE DIDN'T WANT HER EYES TO BE SOILED BY ME. 153 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:12,391 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:06:12,391 --> 00:06:16,028 HERE'S A FUN STORY INVOLVING OUR PREVIOUS PRESIDENT. 155 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:20,732 A PLACE CALLED LOUIS TUSSAUD'S WAXWORKS IN SAN ANTONIO HAD TO 156 00:06:20,732 --> 00:06:23,201 REMOVE ITS SCULPTURE OF DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT 157 00:06:23,201 --> 00:06:23,702 PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE. 158 00:06:23,702 --> 00:06:25,804 [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:06:25,804 --> 00:06:33,278 EVERY DAY SOMEONE WOULD PUNCH IT IN THE FACE, THE WAX FIGURE. 160 00:06:33,278 --> 00:06:35,280 THIS HE IS, THIS SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING. 161 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,083 LOOK AT THE GUYS HE'S POSED WITH, PUTIN AND KIM JONG‐UN. 162 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,452 AND THE ONE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE EVERY DAY? 163 00:06:40,452 --> 00:06:45,791 TRUMP, OUR OWN GUY. WHAT A LIKENESS. ZOOM IN ON THAT. 164 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,993 WHY HE HAS HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S HAIR, I DON'T KNOW. 165 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:50,962 ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF ALL THE VIOLENT ATTACKS, THEY HAD TO 166 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:53,131 TAKE THE STATUE DOWN. THAT'S A SHAME. 167 00:06:53,131 --> 00:06:55,667 WHY NOT JUST FILL HIM WITH CANDY AND GIVE EVERYONE A BAT? 168 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:56,668 [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:06:56,668 --> 00:06:58,170 THINGS HAVE BEGUN TO RE‐OPEN AROUND THE COUNTRY AND HERE IN 170 00:06:58,170 --> 00:07:01,173 CALIFORNIA TOO. BY NEXT MONTH THEY SAY THE BIG 171 00:07:01,173 --> 00:07:03,942 THEME PARKS COULD BE UP AND RUNNING AND WHEN THEY DO, IN 172 00:07:03,942 --> 00:07:07,446 ORDER TO REDUCE THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS, THEY ARE ASKING 173 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:11,416 CUSTOMERS NOT TO SCREAM ON THE ROLLERCOASTERS. FOR REAL. 174 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:14,753 WELCOME TO OUR AMUSEMENT PARK. DO NOT SHOW AMUSEMENT! 175 00:07:14,753 --> 00:07:15,987 OR YOU WILL BE EJECTED! 176 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,155 [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:07:17,155 --> 00:07:18,890 MOVIE THEATERS ARE OPENING UP TOO. 178 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:22,727 THIS WAS THE FIRST WEEK MOVIE THEATERS WERE OPEN IN L. A. 179 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:24,362 AND THIS WAS INTERESTING. YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE VIDEO ABOUT 180 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,531 TURNING OFF YOUR CELL PHONE? THEY ADDED THE WORDS "WELCOME 181 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:29,634 BACK TO THE MOVIES" AND AUDIENCES IN THE THEATERS 182 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:31,636 CHEERED, ERUPTED WITH CHEERS. UNFORTUNATELY, AS A RESULT OF 183 00:07:31,636 --> 00:07:36,208 THOSE CHEERS, DOZENS OF THEM WERE INFECTED. 184 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:36,575 [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:07:36,575 --> 00:07:38,844 AND THE THEATERS IMMEDIATELY SHUT BACK DOWN. 186 00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:41,046 BUT IT'S NICE TO SEE PEOPLE EXCITED. THEY ALSO PUNCHED UP THE 187 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:43,615 PRE‐SHOW SONG WITH LYRICS MORE SPECIFICALLY SUITED TO OUR 188 00:07:43,615 --> 00:07:49,454 CURRENT SITUATION. 189 00:07:49,454 --> 00:07:51,623 ♪ DON'T COUGH ON ANYBODY DON'T 190 00:07:51,623 --> 00:07:53,425 COUGH ON ANYBODY ♪ 191 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:57,863 ♪ IF YOU COUGH ON A BODY 192 00:07:57,863 --> 00:08:00,699 SECURITY WILL BEAT YOUR ASS ♪ 193 00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:03,335 ♪ ENJOY OUR TREATS FROM SIX FEET 194 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:05,303 AWAY OR MORE ♪ 195 00:08:05,303 --> 00:08:08,507 ♪ A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANDY HAVE 196 00:08:08,507 --> 00:08:12,410 BEEN DUNKED IN FRESH HAND SANDY ♪ 197 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:15,847 ♪ DON'T COUGH ON ANYBODY OR SAY 198 00:08:15,847 --> 00:08:19,851 GOOD‐BYE TO AMC ♪ 199 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:21,520 ♪ DON'T COUGH ON ANYBODY OR SAY 200 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,955 GOOD‐BYE TO AMC ♪ 201 00:08:23,955 --> 00:08:25,190 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 202 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:31,163 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. 203 00:08:31,163 --> 00:08:35,033 I'LL BE EATING RACE MINUTEETS WITH TONGS. 204 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:37,302 PEOPLE ARE ALSO HITTING THE GYM AGAIN. NOT ME. BUT SOME PEOPLE. 205 00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:38,803 HERE IN L. A., GYMS AND FITNESS CENTERS ARE NOW OPERATING AT 10% 206 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:39,938 CAPACITY. AND I WONDER IF IT WILL EVER GO 207 00:08:39,938 --> 00:08:44,809 ALL THE WAY BACK? SALES OF PELOTON BICYCLES ARE UP 208 00:08:44,809 --> 00:08:47,312 172% SINCE THE START OF THE PANDEMIC. 209 00:08:47,312 --> 00:08:49,047 WHICH YOU ALL KNOW BECAUSE EVERY 210 00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:56,521 ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO HAS AND USES A PELOTON TELLS YOU ALL 211 00:08:56,521 --> 00:08:56,988 ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 212 00:08:56,988 --> 00:08:57,522 [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:59,257 ONE OF THE NEW MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD OVER THE 214 00:08:59,257 --> 00:09:02,527 PAST TWELVE MONTHS IS THE FRIEND WHO GOT A PELOTON. 215 00:09:02,527 --> 00:09:04,262 THEY'VE BEEN HOLED UP AT HOME WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT RIDE THE 216 00:09:04,262 --> 00:09:05,530 BIKE AND BRAG ABOUT IT. 217 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:06,031 [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:09:06,031 --> 00:09:07,532 PELOTONS ARE THE NEW MARATHONS. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. 219 00:09:07,532 --> 00:09:12,137 AND FORTUNATELY, HELP IS ON THE WAY. 220 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:15,106 >> YOUR PELOTON HAS TRANSFORMED YOUR BODY AND LIFE. 221 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:18,543 BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IF YOU HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE IT WITH? 222 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:25,417 SAY HELLO TO TELOTON. CERTIFIED TELE‐TALKERS ARE 223 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:28,553 AVAILABLE TO LISTEN TO ALL YOUR BIKE‐RELATED BATTLE. 224 00:09:28,553 --> 00:09:30,422 >> I JUST GOT A NEW PERSONAL BEST! 225 00:09:30,422 --> 00:09:33,358 >> THAT'S AWESOME, JOSH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 226 00:09:33,358 --> 00:09:38,063 >> TELOTON WILL HELP YOU STOP TORTURING THOSE AROUND YOU. 227 00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:41,399 >> GUESS WHO GOT THEIR 100th RIDE? 228 00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:44,236 SPOILER ALERT, IT'S ME, I GOT THE 100th RIDE! 229 00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:46,972 BEST THING I EVER GOT ‐‐ 230 00:09:46,972 --> 00:09:48,840 >> STOP TORTURING US. 231 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:52,777 >> THAT'S FASCINATING, TELL ME MORE! 232 00:09:52,777 --> 00:09:53,845 >> YES, THAT'S MY FIRST SINCE 20 MINUTES! 233 00:09:53,845 --> 00:09:54,646 >> YOU GO, GIRL. 234 00:09:54,646 --> 00:09:56,248 >> EVERY TRIUMPH. 235 00:09:56,248 --> 00:09:58,883 >> NOW IT'S LIKE THERE'S DEFINITION IN MY QUADS. 236 00:09:58,883 --> 00:09:59,784 >> THAT'S CRAZY. 237 00:09:59,784 --> 00:10:02,254 >> EVERY EPIPHANY. 238 00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:04,923 >> THIS BIKE HASN'T JUST CHANGED ME, IT'S SAVED ME. 239 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:06,358 >> YEAH, YOU MENTIONED THAT. 240 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:08,093 >> NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS. 241 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:11,396 >> ONE OF MY TESTES IS A SMIDGE TENDER. 242 00:10:11,396 --> 00:10:12,764 >> THAT'S VILE, SIR. 243 00:10:12,764 --> 00:10:16,935 >> WHY ARE CYCLING SHIRTS SO TIGHT? I'M THINKING OF GETTING A 244 00:10:16,935 --> 00:10:19,437 PELOTON TATTOO. YOU KNOW HOW GREAT I FEEL? 245 00:10:19,437 --> 00:10:20,472 ARE WE FRIENDS? 246 00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:22,841 >> DO YOU PAY $40 TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS? 247 00:10:22,841 --> 00:10:26,144 >> I'M SWEATING FROM MY ELBOWS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 248 00:10:26,144 --> 00:10:26,845 THESE FEELINGS? 249 00:10:26,845 --> 00:10:28,780 >> I THINK THAT I DON'T GIVE A 250 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,548 [ BLEEP ]. 251 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:32,450 >> DID I MENTION HOW AMAZING THE BIKE IS? 252 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:33,018 >> YEP. 253 00:10:33,018 --> 00:10:36,521 >> IF YOU'RE DOING A RIDE WITH SONG SFWRS A MUSICAL YOU 254 00:10:36,521 --> 00:10:39,257 PROBABLY DON'T NEED THE INSTRUCT TORE EXPLAIN THE PLOT OF THE 255 00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:40,325 MUSICAL THE WHOLE TIME. 256 00:10:40,325 --> 00:10:41,993 >> NO, REALLY, HONESTLY, KEEP GOING. 257 00:10:41,993 --> 00:10:45,697 >> REALLY, WHAT IS COOLER THAN OWNING A STATIONARY BIKE? 258 00:10:45,697 --> 00:10:50,835 >> OKAY. TOP 12 INSTRUCTORS NOT IN 259 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:51,503 ALPHABETICAL ORDER. 260 00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:53,838 >> NO, [ BLEEP ], THIS STOPS NOW. 261 00:10:53,838 --> 00:10:58,810 NOBODY GIVES A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT YOUR STUPID [ BLEEP ] BIKE! 262 00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:02,947 >> TELOTON. BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT THE 263 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,016 [ BLEEP ] UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID 264 00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:05,381 BIKE. 265 00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:07,419 >> SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 266 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:07,919 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 267 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:13,692 >> Jimmy: THAT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. IT'S TWO OF OUR WRITERS. 268 00:11:13,692 --> 00:11:18,630 THAT'S OUR COMMUNITY THEATER. TWO OF OUR WRITERS, JOELLE AND 269 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,131 JOSH. THE BEST PART IS, OUR WRITER 270 00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:23,268 JOSH, WHO WAS IN THAT BIT, DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE. 271 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,637 I HAD TO TEACH HIM OW TO RIDE A BIKE. 272 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:28,039 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 273 00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:28,940 AND YES. HE CAN ONLY RIDE ONE SCREWED TO 274 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,409 THE GROUND. 275 00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:32,444 [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,312 YOU LOOK GREAT, YOUR BODY, IT'S REALLY PAYING OFF. 277 00:11:34,312 --> 00:11:34,645 [ LAUGHTER ] 278 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:37,682 AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE WE CRACK ON, IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT. 279 00:11:37,682 --> 00:11:41,953 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP AND BLUR THE BIG TV MOMENTS OF 280 00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:43,221 THE WEEK. IT'S TIME FOR "THIS WEEK IN 281 00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:47,859 UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP." 282 00:11:47,859 --> 00:11:51,129 >> A PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT CAME TO LIGHT TODAY WAS THE 283 00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:55,266 GOVERNOR'S PREOCCUPATION WITH HIS [ BLEEP ] SIZE. 284 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:58,770 >> SMALL [ BLEEP ] ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR COMMUNITY. 285 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,639 >> CHECK OUT WHAT I GOT FOR TODAY, I GOT A MASK THAT SAYS 286 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,174 [ BLEEP ] ME, I'M IRISH. 287 00:12:03,174 --> 00:12:04,109 >> OH, NICE! 288 00:12:04,109 --> 00:12:08,847 >> I LOVE YOU. AND ‐‐ I WILL [ BLEEP ] YOU 289 00:12:08,847 --> 00:12:12,150 EVERY DAY FROM HERE ON OUT IF YOU'LL LET ME. 290 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:17,088 >> THE IMPLEMENTATION OF THE PROGRAM OF GETTING [ BLEEP ] 291 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,691 INTO PEOPLE'S [ BLEEP ] IS REALLY ACCELERATING GREATLY. 292 00:12:19,691 --> 00:12:22,594 >> YOU KNOW VLADIMIR PUTIN, YOU THINK HE'S A [ BLEEP ]? 293 00:12:22,594 --> 00:12:23,995 >> UH‐HUH, I DO. 294 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:26,664 >> ONE OF THE REASONS YOU'RE SUCH A [ BLEEP ] IS THAT YOU 295 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:27,265 REMEMBERED TO SAY [ BLEEP ], 296 00:12:27,265 --> 00:12:33,371 [ BLEEP ]. 297 00:12:33,371 --> 00:12:37,942 >> [ BLEEP ] DEFINITELY JOHN MAYER, WHERE IS HE, JOHN? 298 00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:40,078 I WANT TO [ BLEEP ] YOU. 299 00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:48,987 ♪ 300 00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:49,621 >> MY OLD T‐SHIRT WAS COVERED IN 301 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:54,759 [ BLEEP ]. 302 00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:57,328 >> SPONGEBOB, WATCH THIS! 303 00:12:57,328 --> 00:13:01,065 >> HEY, YOU GOT YOUR [ BLEEP ] IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! 304 00:13:01,065 --> 00:13:02,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 305 00:13:02,801 --> 00:13:03,835 >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, 306 00:13:03,835 --> 00:13:10,542 JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN IS WITH US. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM CHESCA 307 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,922 WITH DE LA GHETTO AND OFFSET. BE RIGHT BACK WITH LIONEL RICHIE! 308 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:22,251 ♪ 309 00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:26,955 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE, WELCOME BACK. 310 00:13:26,955 --> 00:13:28,190 TONIGHT, FROM "THE WALKING DEAD" NEGAN HIMSELF, 311 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:32,928 JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN IS WITH US. THEN, LATER, A TRIO OF 312 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:35,197 PERFORMERS JOIN FORCES FOR THIS SONG "COMO TU DIRTY," MUSIC FROM 313 00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,433 CHESCA WITH DE LA GHETTO AND OFFSET. 314 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 315 00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:43,338 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT HAS FOUR GRAMMYS, AN OSCAR, A GOLDEN 316 00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:46,341 GLOBE. HE IS A KENNEDY CENTER HONOREE 317 00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:47,843 AND THE REASON A TEENAGE JIMMY KIMMEL WENT TO CONCERTS 318 00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:48,644 WITH MY MOTHER. 319 00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:49,845 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:52,614 HE IS A JUDGE ON "AMERICAN IDOL" SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS HERE ON ABC. 321 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:57,486 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO LIONEL RICHIE. 322 00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:57,986 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 323 00:13:57,986 --> 00:14:07,329 ♪ 324 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:10,699 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? WELCOME. 325 00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:14,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 326 00:14:14,903 --> 00:14:17,606 WELCOME. IT IS MY HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE. 327 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,441 >> IT IS. 328 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,779 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? 329 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,180 >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? 330 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:25,514 [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:26,615 >> Jimmy: I DID, I HEARD THAT. 332 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,416 >> THAT WAS AN AUDIENCE. 333 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,016 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN AUDIENCE. 334 00:14:28,016 --> 00:14:30,152 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 335 00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:33,388 THE AUDIENCE CAME TO LIFE. 336 00:14:33,388 --> 00:14:36,925 >> YOU KNOW, JIMMY, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 337 00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:38,994 ANY TIME WE'VE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS AND YOU CALL AN 338 00:14:38,994 --> 00:14:43,031 AUDIENCE, REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN YOU HAD AN AUDIENCE? 339 00:14:43,031 --> 00:14:43,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 340 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:44,199 [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:47,002 >> I'M SITTING AT THE HOUSE. AND THEY SAID, DO YOU WANT TO DO 342 00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:50,005 THIS VIA ZOOM? OR DO YOU WANT TO BE LIVE? 343 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,707 I SAID, DO THEY HAVE AN AUDIENCE? 344 00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,275 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 345 00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:55,143 >> AND I SAID ‐‐ THEY SAID, YES. I SAID, I'LL BE THERE, I'M 346 00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:55,477 COMING DOWN. 347 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 348 00:14:57,746 --> 00:15:01,183 >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE. LIKE A MOTH TO THE FLAME. 349 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:03,552 >> NOW, NOW LET ME ACKNOWLEDGE JOSH. 350 00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:05,921 [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:15:05,921 --> 00:15:09,491 >> Jimmy: OH, JOSH. OH, YEAH, JOSH, THERE HE IS. 352 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,092 >> YOU ARE A STAR, MY FRIEND. 353 00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:12,227 [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:15:12,227 --> 00:15:15,330 >> THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 355 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,999 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL HE'S A STAR? 356 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,667 WHEN HE'S ON CAMERA HIS GLASSES STEAM UP. 357 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,671 [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:26,141 >> OH MY GOD. LOOK AT THAT. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE IN THE 359 00:15:26,141 --> 00:15:27,910 AUDIENCE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. JOSH, I LOVE YOU. 360 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:30,879 >> THANK YOU. THAT MEANS A LOT, I LOVE YOU, 361 00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:31,213 THANK YOU. 362 00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:34,483 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S A VEGAS TIP WHAT IS THAT 363 00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:34,983 IS RIGHT THERE. 364 00:15:34,983 --> 00:15:36,351 >> THAT'S A VEGAS MOMENT. 365 00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:39,755 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE GOING BACK TO LAS VEGAS TO DO YOUR SHOW THERE. 366 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:40,489 >> YES. 367 00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:40,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 368 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:43,492 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INTERESTING AND EXCITING FOR A COUPLE OF 369 00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:45,193 REASONS. BUT FIRST OF ALL, WHERE ARE YOU 370 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,395 GOING? AND WHEN WILL YOU BE THERE? 371 00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:50,198 >> IT WILL BE AT THE WYNN AT SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER. 372 00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:53,402 AND IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT, ONCE I GO IN, I'LL 373 00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:53,769 NEVER COME OUT. 374 00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:56,371 >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME IN VEGAS. 375 00:15:56,371 --> 00:16:00,943 IT WAS PROBABLY 1984. I'VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE. 376 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:05,914 I WAS THERE WITH MY MOM BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A DATE. 377 00:16:05,914 --> 00:16:10,686 AND YET I HAD ‐‐ IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT. IT WAS VERY EXCITING. 378 00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:17,659 I THINK IT WAS LIKE THE "CANCEL 379 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:22,664 IT DOWN" TOUR. I HARBOR THIS DREAM, SEPTEMBER, 380 00:16:22,664 --> 00:16:28,870 OCTOBER, NOVEMBER, I WILL SING "ENDLESS LOVE" WITH YOU ON STAGE. 381 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:29,371 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 382 00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:32,941 A DUET. I WILL TAKE ON THE DIANA ROSS 383 00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:33,274 PART. 384 00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:35,210 >> UM ‐‐ JIMMY? 385 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:35,877 >> Jimmy: YES? 386 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:38,046 >> I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU SING BEFORE. 387 00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:38,380 [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,350 BUT I'M ‐‐ I'M PRAYING. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY THIS. 389 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,085 I WOULD LOVE YOU TO JOIN ME ON STAGE. 390 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:43,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 391 00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:45,587 >> Jimmy: WONDERFUL. 392 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,756 >> NOW ‐‐ 393 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,757 >> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S MORE? 394 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,791 >> YEAH, THERE'S MORE. 395 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,361 >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO THROW TO COMMERCIAL ‐‐ 396 00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:55,430 >> NO, NO, THERE'S MORE. THERE'S A SHOT OF YOU IN MY 397 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:59,434 COMMODORE OUTFIT. I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU DID 398 00:16:59,434 --> 00:16:59,767 THAT. 399 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:00,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 400 00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:00,736 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 401 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:04,072 >> IF THAT'S INDICATION, I KNOW YOU'RE READY TO GO. 402 00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:05,707 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SERIOUS. 403 00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:06,742 >> THAT'S SERIOUS. 404 00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:10,312 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GRAMMY MUSIC CARES EVENT, MUSIC CARES 405 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,215 FOUNDATION, THEY HONORED YOU. THEY ASKED IF I WOULD HOST, AND 406 00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:14,216 OF COURSE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 407 00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,050 >> THANK YOU FOR THAT. 408 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,619 >> Jimmy: AND I DRESSED LIKE YOU, AND I'LL PROBABLY GET 409 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,422 THROWN OFF TELEVISION, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 410 00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:23,158 SO YOU'RE SAYING TO THE WORLD, THIS IS IMPORTANT, BECAUSE IT'S 411 00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:28,130 NOT JUST ABOUT YOUR SHOW. YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU BELIEVE 412 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,500 THE WORLD ‐‐ WE WILL BE BACK SEEING CONCERTS, LIVE MUSIC, IN 413 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,001 LAS VEGAS, IN SEPTEMBER OF THIS YEAR? 414 00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:36,304 >> THIS IS MY BELIEF. YES, YOUR HONOR. 415 00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:36,638 [ LAUGHTER ] 416 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,506 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 417 00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,408 >> NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. 418 00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:40,876 >> Jimmy: WE TRUST YOU MORE THAN ANYONE. 419 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:44,079 >> IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, I TELL YOU, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 420 00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,948 IF THEY STOP ME ONE MORE TIME AND SAY, WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING? 421 00:17:46,948 --> 00:17:49,251 THE ANSWER IS, SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER I'M SAYING. 422 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:52,220 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE STOPPING YOU? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN 423 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,623 YOUR HOUSE, NOT GOING AROUND? 424 00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:55,157 >> NO, I AM OUT. 425 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:55,957 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE OUT? 426 00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:58,694 >> THE FUNNY THING, I DRIVE DOWN SUNSET. 427 00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:01,163 I TRY TO BE INCOGNITO, RIGHT? 428 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:01,596 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 429 00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:04,366 >> WITH MASKS, WITH HOODIES, THE WHOLE THING. 430 00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:04,933 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 431 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:09,571 >> CAR HONK. "HI, MR. RITCHIE, HOW ARE YOU?" 432 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:10,072 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 433 00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:12,574 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. 434 00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:15,277 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BELOVED. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE 435 00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:15,610 BELOVED. 436 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,213 >> I MUST TELL YOU, I MISS THE HUGS. 437 00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:20,415 BECAUSE PEOPLE IN THE OLD DAYS, BACK IN THE DAY, PEOPLE WOULD 438 00:18:20,415 --> 00:18:23,085 COME UP TO YOU, GIVE YOU A HUG, AND SAY ‐‐ AND NOW YOU KIND OF 439 00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:24,986 GO ‐‐ 440 00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:25,587 >> Jimmy: OLD DAYS, LIKE 2019? 441 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:27,489 [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:18:27,489 --> 00:18:30,859 >> YEAH, LIKE SIX MONTHS AGO, EIGHT MONTHS AGO. 443 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,462 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE'LL BE BACK TO HUGGING, I BELIEVE WE WILL BE 444 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,731 BACK. YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, NOBODY LIKES THIS. 445 00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,133 >> THAT'S MY ROUTINE ON "AMERICAN IDOL." 446 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:41,436 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. YOU CONSOLE THE LOSERS TO THE 447 00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:44,773 POINT WHERE THEY FEEL LIKE MAYBE THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOSE, BUT THEY 448 00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:45,807 DID LOSE, AND THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT THAT GOOD. 449 00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:49,511 [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:54,616 >> WELL, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT ON THAT SHOW. 451 00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:56,585 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT LAS VEGAS. I'M FROM LAS VEGAS. 452 00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,720 I WONDER WHAT YOU DO WHILE YOU'RE THERE. 453 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,190 I ALSO WONDER ABOUT THOSE OLD DAYS WHEN YOU WERE IN VEGAS. 454 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:05,227 WHAT WAS THE FIRST TIME ‐‐ I ASSUME YOU WERE THERE WITH THE 455 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:05,560 COMMODORES? 456 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,898 >> THERE WITH THE COMMODORES, I THINK WE PLAYED THE ALADDIN. 457 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,933 >> Jimmy: THE ALADDIN. 458 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,935 >> THAT WAS JUST ‐‐ THAT WAS SHOW BUSINESS, THAT WAS IT. 459 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:14,569 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 460 00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:17,372 >> IF YOU MADE TO IT VEGAS, YOU WERE IN THE BIG TIME. 461 00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:21,643 >> Jimmy: THE COMMODORES SONG "ZOOM" COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY 462 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,210 RIGHT NOW. 463 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:23,378 >> YOU KNOW I'M WORKING ON THAT. 464 00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:23,812 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU? 465 00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,947 >> YES, I AM. THE COMMODORES SONG, EVERYBODY 466 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:31,019 IN THE WORLD WILL SAY TO ME, THAT IS THE THEME SONG FOR THIS 467 00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:33,321 SHOW, FOR THE ZOOM ‐‐ 468 00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:34,055 >> Jimmy: FOR THE YEAR. 469 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:36,625 >> FOR THE YEAR, EVERYTHING. WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW IS 470 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:40,695 TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS ‐‐ USED TO BE 471 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:44,866 YOU PICK UP A PHONE AND CALLED. NOW THEY GO, SET UP A ZOOM CALL, 472 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:47,369 WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU. IT'S IN THE WORKS. 473 00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:48,103 THAT WOULD BE IDEAL. 474 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,972 >> Jimmy: DON'T WAIT TOO LONG, WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH IT. 475 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:51,306 [ LAUGHTER ] 476 00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:52,741 >> I KNOW, YEAH, I KNOW. 477 00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:55,811 >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER MEET ELVIS PRESLEY? 478 00:19:55,811 --> 00:19:57,913 >> MISSED HIM, THAT WAS BEFORE MY TIME. 479 00:19:57,913 --> 00:19:59,014 >> Jimmy: DON RICKLES? 480 00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:01,316 >> MR. INSULT HIMSELF? YES, OF COURSE. 481 00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:02,350 >> Jimmy: YES? 482 00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,119 >> I LOVED DON RICKLES. 483 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:04,653 >> Jimmy: THE BEST. 484 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:07,656 >> HE WAS THE BEST. GREAT STORY, HE CAME IN ONE DAY. 485 00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,291 MY FATHER SAW HIM WALK INTO A RESTAURANT. 486 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,660 DON WALKED PAST THE TABLE, DIDN'T SAY A WORD. 487 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:14,196 HE CAME BACK, WALKED BACK OVER TO THE TABLE. 488 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:18,466 WENT OUT, DIDN'T SAY ANOTHER WORD. CAME BACK IN, MY DAD SAID, 489 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:21,803 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH DON RICKLES, HE'S NOT BEING HIMSELF. 490 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,806 DON CAME TO THE TABLE AND SAID, I CHECKED WITH THE MANAGEMENT, 491 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,640 IT'S OKAY FOR YOU PEOPLE TO BE HERE. 492 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,745 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:20:30,745 --> 00:20:35,050 AND MY DAD SAID, THAT'S HIM! 494 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,686 >> Jimmy: THAT'S QUITE A JOKE. LIBERACE? 495 00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:39,788 >> YES, MR. MY JACKET FIRST. 496 00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:42,824 >> Jimmy: DID YOU PERFORM WITH HIM, PLAY PIANO? 497 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:45,160 >> NO, NEVER PLAYED WITH HIM. I SAT IN ON THE SHOW. 498 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,727 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 499 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,662 >> IT WAS AMAZING. 500 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:51,299 >> Jimmy: THAT'S LIKE ME AND YOU ON THE STAGE TOGETHER. 501 00:20:51,299 --> 00:20:51,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:54,202 IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE HE HAS COME BACK TO LIFE. 503 00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,338 I MIGHT EVEN DRESS LIKE LIBERACE FOR THIS. 504 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,540 >> HE'S PUSHING THIS. HE'S PUSHING IT. YES. 505 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,009 >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. 506 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,512 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT. 507 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,948 LIONEL RICHIE, FRANK SINATRA, SAMMY DAVIS JR. 508 00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:13,021 >> WELL, I'LL GO RIGHT TO IT. THAT WAS AT THE SHARE SHOW. 509 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:19,027 "ALL NIGHT LONG" HAD JUST COME ON. I WAS COMING ON JUST BEFORE 510 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:22,030 FRANK BEING SAMMY. GEORGE SLAUGHTER ‐‐ 511 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:22,831 >> Jimmy: GREAT PRODUCER. 512 00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:26,501 >> "LAUGH IN." HE SAID, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON 513 00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:29,404 AFTER THIS KID, YOU GUYS WANT TO GO ON BEFORE THIS KID. 514 00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:32,874 THEY SAID, WE GO ON LIKE WE ALWAYS DO, WE'RE LAST ON THE 515 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,577 SHOW. I GO OUT, I DO ALL MY SONGS. 516 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:40,582 I CAME BACK. TO GIVE THE CELEBRATORY, FRANK, 517 00:21:40,582 --> 00:21:44,319 DEAN, SAMMY. I SAID, WHERE'S FRANK, DEAN, AND 518 00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:49,457 SAMMY? THEY'RE AT THE BAR. THEY SAW ME AND SAID, OH MY GOD 519 00:21:49,457 --> 00:21:49,790 ARE. 520 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:50,525 >> Jimmy: WOW. 521 00:21:50,525 --> 00:21:54,529 >> YEARS LATER, I MET ‐‐ I WAS HANGING AND I GOT THIS CALL THAT 522 00:21:54,529 --> 00:21:59,334 FRANK SINATRA WANTED ME ‐‐ HE WAS DOING HIS FINAL TOUR. 523 00:21:59,334 --> 00:21:59,834 >> Jimmy: WOW. 524 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:04,439 >> AND HE WANTED ME, HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS, ON ONE BUS. 525 00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:07,809 AND HE CALLED AND SAID, HE WANTS ME TO BE ON THAT BUS. 526 00:22:07,809 --> 00:22:10,912 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 527 00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,481 >> WARREN BEATTY. JACK NICHOLSON. 528 00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:17,319 I MEAN, WHAT AM I DOING ON THIS BUS? AND I SAID, I JUST GOT A 529 00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:20,021 DIVORCE, I DON'T HAVE A DATE. HE SAID, I'LL FIND A DATE FOR 530 00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:22,223 YOU, DINAH SHORE WAS MY DATE. 531 00:22:22,223 --> 00:22:22,557 [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:22:22,557 --> 00:22:22,924 >> Jimmy: REALLY? 533 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,494 >> BUT I GO TO THE ‐‐ GO BACKSTAGE. 534 00:22:26,494 --> 00:22:30,999 YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FRANK, HE'S AN AMAZING ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW 535 00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:34,369 WHETHER IT'S AN ITALIAN THING. BUT HE SLAPS AND PINCHES YOUR 536 00:22:34,369 --> 00:22:34,734 CHEEKS. 537 00:22:34,734 --> 00:22:36,438 >> Jimmy: IT IS AN ITALIAN THING. 538 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,173 >> RIGHT? HE GOES, LIONEL, HOW ARE YOU, 539 00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:42,210 BUDDY? I'M THINKING, OKAY. THEN HE GOES, LET ME TELL YOU 540 00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:45,747 SOMETHING, IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH IN LIFE TO HAVE ONE HIT 541 00:22:45,747 --> 00:22:49,651 RECORD THAT PEOPLE ASK FOR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, YOU GOT YOURSELF 542 00:22:49,651 --> 00:22:53,254 A CAREER. YOU, YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH, 543 00:22:53,254 --> 00:22:56,958 HE SAYS, NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE, BUT YOU WROTE 544 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,461 THEM ALL. THEN HE GOES, ISN'T THAT 545 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,163 WONDERFUL, LIONEL? AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, THIS 546 00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:02,630 GUY, DOES HE LIKE ME? 547 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,332 [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:09,871 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU, YES. ITALIAN‐AMERICAN. 549 00:23:09,871 --> 00:23:14,342 >> HE CALLED ME NAMES, DOES HE LIKE ME? 550 00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:18,480 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE EVERY SONG HE SANG, HE ONLY GOT ONE‐THIRD 551 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:18,947 OF THE MONEY. 552 00:23:18,947 --> 00:23:21,249 >> HE WAS ALSO THE GREATEST INTERPRETER OF A WRITER. 553 00:23:21,249 --> 00:23:23,118 YOU WANTED FRANK TO SING YOUR SONG. 554 00:23:23,118 --> 00:23:25,987 >> Jimmy: SURE, YEAH. DID HE EVER DO ONE OF YOUR SONGS? 555 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:26,621 >> THAT CLOSE. 556 00:23:26,621 --> 00:23:27,055 >> Jimmy: OH. 557 00:23:27,055 --> 00:23:30,825 >> I HAD A SONG I WROTE FOR THEM. 558 00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:31,192 >> Jimmy: WOW. 559 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:35,864 >> LENA HORNE, FRANK SINATRA. AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, IF YOU 560 00:23:35,864 --> 00:23:40,368 KNOW FRANK, FRANK SAID, I DON'T NEED A REHEARSAL. 561 00:23:40,368 --> 00:23:43,938 I JUST NEED TO SING IT. LENA SAID, I NEED A REHEARSAL. 562 00:23:43,938 --> 00:23:47,075 BECAUSE FRANK GOES IN, AT THAT TIME, HERE'S THE ORCHESTRA, 563 00:23:47,075 --> 00:23:49,411 THERE'S THE THING, YOU SING IT, IT'S DONE. 564 00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:55,183 LENA SAID, I CAN'T DO IT, I NEED A REHEARSAL. THAT CLOSE. 565 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:58,019 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD HAVE SLID DINAH SHORE IN THERE. 566 00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,184 >> DINAH COULD HAVE BEEN THE MEDIATOR, PULLED THAT THING OFF. 567 00:24:00,184 --> 00:24:02,002 >> Jimmy: LIONEL RICHIE IS WITH US, ONE OF THE JUDGES FROM 568 00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:02,482 "AMERICAN IDOL." 569 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,388 ♪ 570 00:24:08,725 --> 00:24:11,628 >> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK. JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN AND CHESKA 571 00:24:11,628 --> 00:24:16,133 ARE COMING UP TOGETHER. LIONEL RICHIE IS HERE WITH US. 572 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,901 HE IS ONE OF THE JUDGES ON "AMERICAN IDOL." 573 00:24:17,901 --> 00:24:20,103 THINGS ARE GOING FINE ON THE SHOW EVEN THOUGH YOU DO IT 574 00:24:20,103 --> 00:24:20,771 REMOTELY NOW? 575 00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:24,875 >> THE TALENT, BECAUSE WE'RE DOING ALL OF THE AUDITIONS 576 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:28,812 REMOTE AND ONLINE, THE TALENT WE'RE GETTING FROM PLACES I'VE 577 00:24:28,812 --> 00:24:31,114 NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE. BECAUSE NORMALLY BEFORE, THEY 578 00:24:31,114 --> 00:24:33,650 HAD TO MAKE TO IT A BIG CITY. 579 00:24:33,650 --> 00:24:35,285 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, THEY HAD TO BE IN THE RANGE OF A BIG CITY. 580 00:24:35,285 --> 00:24:38,722 >> WE ARE FINDING TALENT THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 581 00:24:38,722 --> 00:24:39,956 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR OWN SONGS? 582 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:47,397 [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:24:47,397 --> 00:24:49,332 [ APPLAUSE ] 584 00:24:49,332 --> 00:24:50,434 >> NOT THAT I CAN RECALL. 585 00:24:50,434 --> 00:24:54,805 [ LAUGHTER ] 586 00:24:54,805 --> 00:24:57,207 I PROBABLY GOT MY LYRICS A LOT FROM THAT. 587 00:24:57,207 --> 00:25:00,143 >> Jimmy: WE HAD A QUICK CONVERSATION DURING THE 588 00:25:00,143 --> 00:25:02,546 COMMERCIAL. WILL YOU PLEASE TELL THE BOB 589 00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:03,447 DYLAN STORY? 590 00:25:03,447 --> 00:25:06,216 >> YES, I WILL. YOU LIKE THAT STORY? 591 00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:06,983 >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT. 592 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,718 >> WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BOB DYLAN. 593 00:25:08,718 --> 00:25:12,856 THE FIRST PLACE I MET BOB DYLAN WAS IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK. 594 00:25:12,856 --> 00:25:15,125 THE COMMODORES WERE CHECKING INTO A HOTEL. 595 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:18,361 BOB DYLAN WAS AT THE COUNTER. HE SAW THIS GROUP█ OF PEOPLE 596 00:25:18,361 --> 00:25:22,065 WALKING IN. YOU SAW ‐‐ HE'S VERY SHY. 597 00:25:22,065 --> 00:25:24,801 HE RAN OVER TO THE NEXT ROOM, WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS THE NEXT 598 00:25:24,801 --> 00:25:27,604 ROOM, A CLOSET. SO HE RAN IN. 599 00:25:27,604 --> 00:25:27,937 [ LAUGHTER ] 600 00:25:27,937 --> 00:25:31,174 AND SLAMMED THE DOOR. THAT WAS BOB DYLAN. 601 00:25:31,174 --> 00:25:36,046 I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. AND I SAID, MR. DYLAN, I WAS 602 00:25:36,046 --> 00:25:39,449 GOING TO TELL YOU, I'M LIONEL RICHIE WITH THE COMMODORES AND 603 00:25:39,449 --> 00:25:41,952 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS. HE SAID, GOOD TO MEET YOU. 604 00:25:41,952 --> 00:25:45,722 [ LAUGHTER ] 605 00:25:45,722 --> 00:25:48,859 AND I CLOSED THE DOOR. BOB WAS IN THE CLOSET. 606 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:52,162 >> Jimmy: YOU MUST WRITE A BOOK. YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME YOU WERE 607 00:25:52,162 --> 00:25:56,733 HERE, I SAID, YOU HAVE TO WRITE A BOOK, AND YOU SAID SOMETHING 608 00:25:56,733 --> 00:26:00,270 LIKE, ALL THE PEOPLE I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT HAVE TO DIE FIRST. 609 00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:03,106 >> YES, A LOT OF THE STORIES ARE HILARIOUS. 610 00:26:03,106 --> 00:26:03,440 >> Jimmy: YES? 611 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,809 >> THE POINT IS YOU HAVE TO WAIT A MOMENT. 612 00:26:05,809 --> 00:26:08,411 BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS THEIR ‐‐ 613 00:26:08,411 --> 00:26:09,746 >> Jimmy: WE'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH. 614 00:26:09,746 --> 00:26:13,283 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HOLE UP IN VEGAS, ONLY WORKING A COUPLE 615 00:26:13,283 --> 00:26:15,819 HOURS A NIGHT, BANG THIS THING OUT IN NO TIME. 616 00:26:15,819 --> 00:26:19,155 >> YOU AND MY MANAGER ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. 617 00:26:19,155 --> 00:26:21,091 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR MANAGER. 618 00:26:21,091 --> 00:26:24,694 BY THE WAY, YOUR TRIBUTE TO KENNY ROGERS, VERY CLOSE FRIEND, 619 00:26:24,694 --> 00:26:25,562 WAS BEAUTIFUL ON THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY. 620 00:26:25,562 --> 00:26:28,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 621 00:26:28,298 --> 00:26:28,798 >> YEAH. 622 00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:31,334 >> Jimmy: WAS THAT DIFFICULT TO DO? 623 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:37,073 >> I ‐‐ EVERYONE WAS SAYING, GOD, WE WISH YOU COULD SING THE 624 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:39,142 SONG LOUDER. THE PROBLEM I WAS HAVING WAS, I 625 00:26:39,142 --> 00:26:41,311 ONLY KNOW HOW TO SING THAT SONG WITH KENNY. 626 00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:41,978 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 627 00:26:41,978 --> 00:26:45,382 >> SO I DIDN'T REALLY GET EMOTIONAL UNTIL I REALIZED, I'M 628 00:26:45,382 --> 00:26:51,021 SINGING KENNY'S PART. AND SO WHEN I REALIZED ‐‐ I KEPT 629 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,890 WAITING FOR KENNY TO COME IN. I REALIZED, HE'S NOT GOING TO 630 00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:55,559 COME IN. I'VE GOT TO SING THAT PART. 631 00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:56,426 JUST REMEMBERING THAT THIS IS HIS PART. 632 00:26:56,426 --> 00:26:58,228 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 633 00:26:58,228 --> 00:26:58,962 >> TOOK ME OUT. 634 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,897 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE KENNY WOULD WANT YOU TO WRITE THIS 635 00:27:00,897 --> 00:27:01,262 BOOK. 636 00:27:01,262 --> 00:27:07,170 [ LAUGHTER ] 637 00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:10,974 >> HE'S IN IT A LOT. 638 00:27:10,974 --> 00:27:13,843 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALREADY GOT THE TITLE, IT'S GOT TO BE CALLED 639 00:27:13,843 --> 00:27:14,344 "HELLO." 640 00:27:14,344 --> 00:27:14,778 >> RIGHT. 641 00:27:14,778 --> 00:27:15,879 >> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY "HELLO." 642 00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:16,680 >> THERE YOU GO. 643 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,316 >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. I LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 644 00:27:19,316 --> 00:27:21,785 I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL WE'RE ON STAGE TOGETHER IN LAS VEGAS 645 00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:24,654 SINGING OUR HEARTS OUT. 646 00:27:24,654 --> 00:27:24,988 [ LAUGHTER ] 647 00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:28,758 >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. I COME HERE TO VISIT. 648 00:27:28,758 --> 00:27:32,929 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M COMING HERE FOR ANY OTHER THING. 649 00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:35,231 IT'S DELIGHTFUL TO BE HERE, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 650 00:27:35,231 --> 00:27:37,233 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO. I LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 651 00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:40,103 THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. LIONEL RICHIE, EVERYBODY. 652 00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:41,538 "AMERICAN IDOL" SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS. 653 00:27:41,538 --> 00:27:42,906 HE'S COMING TO LAS VEGAS IN SEPTEMBER. 654 00:27:42,906 --> 00:27:44,975 WE'LL BE BACK WITH JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN! 655 00:27:54,888 --> 00:27:58,559 >> Jimmy: HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "COLD CAKE 656 00:27:58,559 --> 00:28:02,296 UNSOLVED MYSTERY FILES." TONIGHT'S MYSTERY, WHICH DARK 657 00:28:02,296 --> 00:28:06,967 AND TWISTED CRIMINAL STOLE THE LAST BITE OF CHEESECAKE FROM OUR 658 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:10,971 EMPLOYEE KITCHEN? ONE EYEWITNESS WHO WANTS TO 659 00:28:10,971 --> 00:28:15,442 REMAIN ANONYMOUS IS HERE TO TELL ALL. WE'LL CALL HIM SHARON. 660 00:28:15,442 --> 00:28:15,775 SHARON? 661 00:28:15,775 --> 00:28:19,046 >> I SAW HIM WITH MY OWN EYES, IT WAS A LADY FROM ACCOUNTING. 662 00:28:19,046 --> 00:28:21,615 SHE WAS EATING IT WITH HER BIG TEETH. 663 00:28:21,615 --> 00:28:32,092 OR MAYBE IT WAS A ‐‐ IT WAS VERY 664 00:28:32,092 --> 00:28:33,727 DARK AND I WAS ‐‐ VERY HUNGRY. 665 00:28:33,727 --> 00:28:37,831 >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, CAUGHT RED HANDED AND PASTRY‐FACED. 666 00:28:37,831 --> 00:28:41,835 NEXT TIME TREAT YOURSELF TO A PHILADELPHIA CHEESECAKE CRUMBLE. 667 00:28:41,835 --> 00:28:44,138 >> MY NAME IS SHARON. 668 00:28:44,138 --> 00:28:44,738 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 669 00:28:44,738 --> 00:28:45,806 >> MY NAME IS SHARON. 670 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,008 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, SHARON. SPEAKING OF SHARON, WITH A 671 00:28:48,008 --> 00:28:51,945 PERSONAL SERVING OF CHEESECAKE TO ENJOY ALL BY YOURSELF, YOU'LL 672 00:28:51,945 --> 00:28:55,449 NO LONGER HAVE TO SHARE YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT. 673 00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:59,053 THIS SHOULD PUT AN END TO YOUR DECADENT CRIMES. 674 00:28:59,053 --> 00:29:01,355 >> Guillermo: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 675 00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:04,858 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T, BUT I DO NOW. 676 00:29:04,858 --> 00:29:08,595 IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH THE LAST‐BITE DILEMMA IN YOUR HOME 677 00:29:08,595 --> 00:29:12,966 OR OFFICE, TRY PHILADELPHIA CHEESECAKE CRUMBLE. 678 00:29:12,966 --> 00:29:14,986 THE LAST BITE IS NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED. 679 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 680 00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:21,160 ♪ 681 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,395 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM CHESCA IS ON THE WAY. 682 00:29:22,395 --> 00:29:28,301 OUR NEXT GUEST HAS BEEN BATTLING GLOBAL OUTBREAKS LONG BEFORE 683 00:29:28,301 --> 00:29:31,804 COVID. YOU CAN SEE HIM VACCINATE ZOMBIES WITH HIS BAT ON "THE 684 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,740 WALKING DEAD" SUNDAY NIGHTS ON AMC WITH A SEASON FINALE. 685 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,708 HIS ORIGIN STORY, TITLED "HERE'S NEGAN" ON APRIL 4th. 686 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:40,380 HERE'S A BIT OF THAT. 687 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:46,953 >> DAMMIT. 688 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,955 >> IT'S NOT LIKE KILLING A PERSON. 689 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,456 IT'S LIKE KILLING AN ANIMAL. 690 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,727 >> IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. I'M JUST WORRIED THAT I'M GOING 691 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:58,898 TO GET USED TO IT. 692 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:05,438 >> OKAY. 693 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:08,441 >> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN! 694 00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:08,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 695 00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,310 HEY, JEFFREY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 696 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,278 >> I'M GREAT, JIMMY, HOW ARE YOU? 697 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,447 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING ALL RIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 698 00:30:14,447 --> 00:30:18,918 >> I AM IN GEORGIA AT THE HOUSE ‐‐ OUR HOUSE IN GEORGIA. 699 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:19,652 HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 700 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:21,854 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WORKING, HUH? SHOOTING RIGHT NOW? 701 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,356 >> I AM WORKING, YEAH. 702 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:25,124 >> Jimmy: LIONEL RICHIE, HE WAS HERE. 703 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,827 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. I WISH I WAS THERE TOO. 704 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:32,565 YOU LOOK GOOD. BUT WE BELIEVE HE HASN'T MADE 705 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,901 LOVE TO HIS OWN SONGS BEFORE? 706 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:35,234 [ LAUGHTER ] 707 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:35,601 >> Jimmy: NO. 708 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,339 >> COME ON. "THREE TIMES A LADY." 709 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:45,411 >> Jimmy: OH, ABSOLUTELY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHOO! 710 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:46,813 I WAS CALLING B. S. OVER THE COMPUTER HERE. 711 00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:50,283 [ LAUGHTER ] 712 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,819 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING 713 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,687 BESIDES WORKING, OBVIOUSLY? 714 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:58,424 >> THAT'S IT, WORKING. WE STARTED LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO. 715 00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:02,962 AND I THINK TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OFF I'VE HAD SINCE WE 716 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,598 STARTED. SO IT'S BEEN A LOT OF WORK. 717 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:08,601 AND NOT ENOUGH SLEEP. AND OF COURSE THE SECOND I STOP 718 00:31:08,601 --> 00:31:10,002 WORKING, I JUST GOT THE FLU. 719 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:13,172 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID? BUT I WAS TESTED LIKE 800 TIMES 720 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,443 IN THE LAST 24 HOURS. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. 721 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:22,482 THE MINUTE YOU GET SNIFFLES, EVERYONE'S LIKE ‐‐ YOU OKAY? 722 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:22,847 YEAH. 723 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:25,518 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON TO GET THE FLU THIS YEAR. 724 00:31:25,518 --> 00:31:25,851 [ LAUGHTER ] 725 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,153 >> YEAH, AND I HAD THE FLU SHOT. 726 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,955 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD THE FLU SHOT TOO? 727 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:29,422 >> YEAH. 728 00:31:29,422 --> 00:31:30,323 >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S CRAZY. 729 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,358 >> YEAH, SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 730 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:33,359 IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 731 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:36,462 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL AT ALL? 732 00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:40,466 >> NO, I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING. 733 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:45,338 I ALSO HAVE A 2, JUST TOURED 3‐YEAR‐OLD GIRL, WHO DOES NOT 734 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:49,142 UNDERSTAND NIGHT SHOOTS, AND 6:00 IN THE MORNING SEEMS LIKE A 735 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:52,412 GOOD TIME TO SAY HI TO DAD. 736 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:52,745 [ LAUGHTER ] 737 00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:53,679 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXHAUSTED? 738 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:59,218 >> I'M SO EXHAUSTED, IN FACT, THAT ‐‐ YOU KNOW, LIKE THE CBD 739 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,187 GUMMY ACTION THAT YOU CAN HAVE? 740 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:01,821 >> Jimmy: I'VE HEARD ABOUT THEM. 741 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:04,190 [ LAUGHTER ] 742 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,358 I'VE NOT SEEN ANY MYSELF. 743 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,993 >> I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT THEM MYSELF. 744 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:11,631 BUT I HAD A FRIEND SEND ME SOME. AND I WOULD TAKE THEM JUST TO 745 00:32:11,631 --> 00:32:13,699 HELP ME SLEEP. HELP WITH BODY ACHES, THAT KIND 746 00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:18,704 OF THING. SO THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS 747 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,873 EXCEEDINGLY TIRED. BUT I WAS HURTING. 748 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:24,577 BUT I POPPED A COUPLE. AND I WENT TO BED. 749 00:32:24,577 --> 00:32:28,014 AND I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY THINKING, MAN, I FEEL ‐‐ I FEEL 750 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:32,552 PRETTY GOOD. I GOT SOME GOOD SLEEP. 751 00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:36,889 CUT TO ABOUT AN HOUR LATER. MY PHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK. 752 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:41,060 I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE NUMBER. WHO IS CALLING ME? 753 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:44,664 FINALLY THEY START LEAVING MESSAGES. A LOT OF MESSAGES. 754 00:32:44,664 --> 00:32:48,434 I LISTEN TO ONE, IT'S LIKE, HEY, WE'RE JUST CALLING TO 755 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,470 CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR TESLA PURCHASE. 756 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:57,410 AND I'M LIKE ‐‐ A TESLA? TESLA S? APPARENTLY. 757 00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,012 I'M LIKE, WELL, THAT'S A MISTAKE. THAT'S A BAD MISTAKE. 758 00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:03,883 [ LAUGHTER ] 759 00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:10,923 AND TURNS OUT THAT I WENT ONLINE, AND I BUILT A TESLA S 760 00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:15,428 ONLINE, STACKED IT WITH EVERY OPTION, PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON IT. 761 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:15,962 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 762 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:16,696 >> AND DIDN'T REMEMBER A THING. 763 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:17,463 [ LAUGHTER ] 764 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,265 >> Jimmy: NO WAY. 765 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:23,503 >> NONE OF IT. 766 00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:23,836 [ APPLAUSE ] 767 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:27,306 >> THE CBD THINGS, I THINK I TOOK THE WRONG ONES. 768 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:27,907 [ LAUGHTER ] 769 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:31,177 YEAH. SO I CALLED THEM. FIRST I EMAILED THEM. 770 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:35,081 I SAID, IT WAS A MISTAKE, A BAD, BAD MISTAKE, SORRY. 771 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:38,050 IT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER BUT WRONG GUY, I MADE A MISTAKE. 772 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:41,654 AND THEY SAID, SOMEONE HAS TO CALL YOU AND CONFIRM IT OVER THE 773 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:45,491 PHONE. AND I'M LIKE, OH, GOD, ALL RIGHT. BRING ON THE PHONE CALL. 774 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:48,327 THE GUY CALLS. HE'S LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 775 00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:51,764 TO KEEP SOME OF THAT DEPOSIT YOU PUT FOR THE CAR. I'M LIKE, WHAT? 776 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:56,402 HE GOES, WELL, THE CAR'S $137,000. 777 00:33:56,402 --> 00:34:04,010 $127,000. YOU LOSE A COUPLE HUNDRED 778 00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:06,979 DOLLARS FOR DEPOSIT. ONCE YOU GO INTO BUILD MODE, 779 00:34:06,979 --> 00:34:07,413 THEY KEEP MONEY. 780 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,114 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 781 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:11,350 >> THAT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE IN PRICE, SO ENJOY YOUR COUPLE 782 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:15,021 HUNDRED DOLLARS, AND I'M SORRY I CAN'T EAT CBD GUMNIES ANYMORE, 783 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,289 THAT'S THE END OF IT. 784 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:22,228 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE CBG GUMMYS? 785 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,765 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT FSHLG I'M WONDERING IF HE SENT ME A 786 00:34:25,765 --> 00:34:26,732 COUPLE DIFFERENT THINGS. 787 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:27,066 [ LAUGHTER ] 788 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:30,036 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT A COUPLE OF SWEDISH FISH IN THERE 789 00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:30,401 TOO. 790 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:33,606 >> YEAH. I THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. 791 00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:33,940 [ LAUGHTER ] 792 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:36,709 SO THERE'S MY ‐‐ THAT WAS MY GOOD STORY. 793 00:34:36,709 --> 00:34:39,111 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD STORY. 794 00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:42,448 >> FIELD DAY WITH THAT ONE. TELLING MY WIFE ALSO WAS A 795 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:42,781 THRILL. 796 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,384 >> Jimmy: I WONDERED. YOU KNOW WHAT, IF I WAS YOU I'D 797 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,853 MAYBE LOOK AT THE SECURITY CAMERA TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW 798 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:48,220 YOU GOT THE FLU. 799 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,390 [ LAUGHTER ] 800 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,525 >> OH, MAYBE. 801 00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,994 >> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE OTHER LIFE GOING ON. 802 00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:59,031 >> I'VE GOT A WHOLE OTHER LIFE GOING ON. WAS I IN THE HOUSE? 803 00:34:59,031 --> 00:34:59,465 WHO KNOWS? 804 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,934 >> Jimmy: IT'S CRAZY. 805 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:02,668 >> SWEDISH FISH. 806 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:07,807 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SWEDISH FISH, THEY'LL DO IT DO YOU EVERY TIME. 807 00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:11,310 BOY, I ENJOYED SEEING THAT CLIP OF YOU, THAT FLASHBACK CLIP, 808 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:17,817 WITH YOUR LIFE, LUCILLE. IS THERE A PLAN TO MAYBE DO A 809 00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:21,687 SPINOFF SHOW OF SOME KIND WITH YOUR CHARACTER? 810 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:25,925 >> WELL, THERE'S TALK. THERE'S BEEN SOME TALKS. 811 00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:30,863 I THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, BETWEEN AMC AND THE GOOD FOLKS INVOLVED 812 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:35,534 WITH "WALKING DEAD," I THINK THEY'VE ASKED IF THERE'S ANY 813 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:39,005 INTEREST ON MY END. BUT YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY'VE 814 00:35:39,005 --> 00:35:41,741 ALSO TALKED TO MANY OF THE CHARACTERS TO SEE WHO'S 815 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:43,576 INTERESTED IN KIND OF CARRYING ON THE STORY. 816 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,377 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 817 00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:46,679 >> NOT JUST NEGAN. YOU KNOW. 818 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:49,782 THIS ALL KIND OF CAME ABOUT, THIS BEING THE LAST SEASON, KIND 819 00:35:49,782 --> 00:35:53,886 OF CAME ABOUT AS A BIT OF A SURPRISE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 820 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:55,921 PANDEMIC. AND SO IT WAS SORT OF A PIVOT 821 00:35:55,921 --> 00:36:01,227 FOR EVERYBODY AND THE SHOW STORY‐WISE AND OTHERWISE. 822 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:03,663 AND SO I THINK IT'S JUST ‐‐ WE'LL SEE. 823 00:36:03,663 --> 00:36:04,130 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 824 00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:08,300 >> I THINK THERE'S CERTAINLY MORE STORY FOR NEGAN. 825 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,638 I THINK HE'S A VERY ‐‐ BECOMING MORE INTERESTING EACH EPISODE, 826 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:13,906 IN FACT. SO WE'LL SEE. 827 00:36:13,906 --> 00:36:16,842 >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE NEGAN CRUISING AROUND IN A TESLA. 828 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:20,379 [ LAUGHTER ] 829 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:23,215 ALL RIGHT, JEFFREY. I KNOW YOU AREN'T FEELING WELL. 830 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:26,152 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO CHAT WITH US. 831 00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:30,356 "THE WALKING DEAD" IS SUNDAY ON AMC. JEFFREY DOES NOT HAVE COVID, 832 00:36:30,356 --> 00:36:31,657 YOU'RE FREE TO TOUCH HIM. 833 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:33,559 >> NO, I'M GOOD. 834 00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:38,397 >> Jimmy: THE SEASON FINALE "HERE'S NEGAN" AIRS APRIL 4th. 835 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:42,668 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MUSIC FROM CHESKA. THANK YOU, JEFFREY. 836 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:44,870 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 837 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,177 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 838 00:36:50,968 --> 00:36:52,956 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. 839 00:36:52,956 --> 00:36:57,327 THE BEST OR NOTHING. 840 00:36:57,327 --> 00:36:58,562 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK LIONEL RICHIE AND 841 00:36:58,562 --> 00:37:00,998 JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN, APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 842 00:37:00,998 --> 00:37:02,466 WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT, BUT FIRST 843 00:37:02,466 --> 00:37:05,469 THE SONG IS CALLED "COMO TU DIRTY" WITH SOME HELP FROM 844 00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:08,172 DE LA GHETTO AND OFFSET, CHESCA! 845 00:37:08,172 --> 00:37:12,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 846 00:37:14,278 --> 00:37:14,643 ♪ 847 00:37:14,643 --> 00:37:24,788 ♪ 848 00:37:24,788 --> 00:37:49,413 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 849 00:37:49,413 --> 00:37:49,778 ♪ 850 00:37:49,778 --> 00:38:07,231 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 851 00:38:07,231 --> 00:38:07,965 ♪ COME BACK 852 00:38:07,965 --> 00:38:09,499 LET ME GET MY REMATCH TAKE THIS THUG LOVE 853 00:38:09,499 --> 00:38:10,234 YOUR BODY A DRUG ♪ 854 00:38:10,234 --> 00:38:10,968 ♪ I'M BOUT TO RELAPSE 855 00:38:10,968 --> 00:38:12,469 YOUR LIL BODY'S A SCRUB HIS MONEY AIN'T LONG 856 00:38:12,469 --> 00:38:13,237 THIS BE KNEECAP ♪ 857 00:38:13,237 --> 00:38:14,738 ♪ I CAN KICK MY FEET BACK 858 00:38:14,738 --> 00:38:16,974 MAYBACH LET THE SEAT BACK SHE ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M ON ♪ 859 00:38:16,974 --> 00:38:17,741 ♪ SHE BETTER PICK 860 00:38:17,741 --> 00:38:19,743 UP THE PHONE BREAKING HER BACK AND HER BONES ♪ 861 00:38:19,743 --> 00:38:20,477 ♪ LAMBOS AND BENTLEY'S 862 00:38:20,477 --> 00:38:22,980 I'M GROWN THESE BE TRYING TO GET ON AND IT'S SAD ♪ 863 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,981 ♪ SHE GOT NOTHING 864 00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:25,949 BUT A THONG ON MAKING HER CALL ME DAD 865 00:38:25,949 --> 00:38:26,950 I DON'T NEED ♪ 866 00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:27,684 ♪ NO COLOGNE ON 867 00:38:27,684 --> 00:38:30,187 SMELLING LIKE BAGS OF CASH DON'T LOOK AT MY 868 00:38:30,187 --> 00:38:31,188 JUST LOOK AT MY WRIST ♪ 869 00:38:31,188 --> 00:38:31,955 ♪ ITS SHATTERED GLASS 870 00:38:31,955 --> 00:38:34,691 LET'S GO ON A TRIP LET'S GO ON A SHIP 871 00:38:34,691 --> 00:38:35,459 FORGET THE PAST ♪ 872 00:38:35,459 --> 00:38:36,193 ♪ MY TOO BAD 873 00:38:36,193 --> 00:38:36,927 MY COUP TOO FAST 874 00:38:36,927 --> 00:38:46,036 I DRIP IN RALPH ♪ 875 00:38:46,036 --> 00:38:46,401 ♪ 876 00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:53,744 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 877 00:38:53,744 --> 00:39:14,865 ♪ 878 00:39:14,865 --> 00:39:15,230 ♪ 879 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:36,353 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 880 00:39:36,353 --> 00:39:36,718 ♪ 881 00:39:36,718 --> 00:39:56,206 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 882 00:39:56,206 --> 00:40:00,143 ♪ 883 00:40:00,143 --> 00:40:00,508 ♪ 884 00:40:00,508 --> 00:40:01,545 ♪ EVERY TIME YOU SEE ME ACTING 885 00:40:01,545 --> 00:40:07,284 LIKE I WANTA ♪ 886 00:40:07,284 --> 00:40:08,986 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BUT YOU 887 00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:12,556 KNOW ME WELL ♪ 888 00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:13,623 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT TURN THE HEAT UP 889 00:40:13,623 --> 00:40:18,095 THEN I TELL YA ♪ 890 00:40:18,095 --> 00:40:18,460 ♪ 891 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:26,837 [ SINGING IN SPANISH ] 892 00:40:26,837 --> 00:40:40,384 ♪