1 00:00:02,337 --> 00:00:04,937 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD -- IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:05,938 TONIGHT -- LIL REL HOWERY. 3 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,874 WYATT RUSSELL. AND MUSIC FROM JAZMINE SULLIVAN. 4 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:13,612 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HI, THAT'S ME. 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,747 THAT'S RIGHT. HI, I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:15,817 --> 00:00:17,950 I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:22,488 WE ARE BACK TO WORK AFTER A WEEK OF VACATION. 8 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,223 I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I'M GLAD TO BE BACK. 9 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:32,364 WE WENT ON A CRUISE. YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE, 10 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,899 GUILLERMO? >> NO, NEVER. 11 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,835 >> Jimmy: WE WENT ON A CRUISE THROUGH THE SUEZ CANAL. 12 00:00:35,837 --> 00:00:36,835 YOU EVER DONE THAT? VERY SLOW. 13 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:41,841 VERY VERY SLOW. ALMOST AS IF WE WEREN'T MOVING 14 00:00:41,843 --> 00:00:43,042 AT ALL. I HAVE TO SAY -- AFTER ALL THE 15 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,243 FIGHTING AND TOOTH-GNASHING OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, IT WAS NICE 16 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:48,113 TO SEE THE WHOLE WORLD COME TOGETHER TO MAKE FUN OF A BOAT. 17 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:51,717 IT REALLY WAS. A CONTAINER SHIP, KNOWN AS THE 18 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:55,854 "EVER GIVEN", HAD BEEN WEDGED IN THE SUEZ CANAL FOR SIX DAYS. 19 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,858 WAS FINALLY FREED THIS MORNING BAY FLEET OF TUGBOATS. 20 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:03,128 SAME WAY THEY GOT TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. 21 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:06,665 THE SUEZ CANAL, I THINK WE ALL LEARNED A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT IN 22 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,534 SCHOOL, IT'S ONE OF THE MAIN ARTERIES FOR SHIPS CARRYING 23 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,603 GOODS AROUND THE GLOBE. IT WAS COMPLETELY BLOCKED BY 24 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,271 THIS SHIP. BASICALLY, CAPITALISM HAD A 25 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,807 HEART ATTACK OVER THIS PAST WEEK. 26 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,410 THE SHIP THAT GOT STUCK WAS LOADED WITH IKEA FURNITURE. 27 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,411 WHICH MEANS THOUSANDS OF MEN IN THEIR TWENTIES NOW HAVE AN 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:24,216 EXCUSE FOR WHY THEY DON'T OWN A HEADBOARD. 29 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,285 BUT THE TOTAL VALUE OF THE OTHER GOODS UNABLE TO GET THROUGH 30 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,287 AMOUNTED TO SOMETHING LIKE $10,000,000,000 A DAY. 31 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:33,159 AND THEY SAY, "WE MAY SEE THE EFFECTS OF THE LOGJAM IN 32 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:39,298 STORES. IN PARTICULAR THEY SAY WE 33 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,500 MIGHT HAVE A SHORTAGE OF COFFEE AND TOILET PAPER. 34 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,436 THE GOOD NEWS IS, WITHOUT ONE, YOU MIGHT NOT NEED THE OTHER. 35 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,304 BU STILL, IT'S CRAZY THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAN BRING 36 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,573 THE COMMERCE OF THE WORLD TO A HALT. 37 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,574 I NEVER REALIZED HOW NARROW THE SUEZ CANAL IS. 38 00:01:49,644 --> 00:01:52,110 THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM ABOVE. 39 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:55,648 SO MUCH OF OUR STUFF HAS TO SQUEEZE THROUGH THAT THIN LITTLE 40 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:56,849 SPACE. CAN'T WE LOOSEN THAT UP? 41 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,785 ADD A CARPOOL LANE OR SOMETHING? I MEAN, IF THIS WAS A URETHRA, 42 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:04,056 THEY WOULD HAVE TO OPERATE. THEY WOULD HAVE TO -- 43 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:05,124 THEY'RE STILL INVESTIGATING HOW THIS HAPPENED. 44 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:12,397 THE SHIPPING COMPANY IS BLAMING A STRONG GUST OF WIND. 45 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:14,867 WHICH THEY FINISHED THIS CANAL IN 1869. 46 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:18,537 IN 150 YEARS, THEY NEVER HAD A WIND? 47 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:24,543 WE ARE ALSO LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS. 48 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,745 COVID-19. ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM 49 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,413 THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION, COVID-19 MOST LIKELY TOOK HOLD 50 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,883 IN AN ANIMAL. SPECIFICALLY, THIS CAT WITH A 51 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,419 WAFFLE ON ITS HEAD. FORMER MEMBERS OF DONALD TRUMP'S 52 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:40,893 PANDEMIC TEAM ARE SPEAKING OUT. DR. DEBORAH BIRX SAYS SHE 53 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,295 BELIEVES THE DEATH TOLL COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH LOWER IF THE 54 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:50,769 TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAD TAKEN THE VIRUS MORE SERIOUSLY. 55 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:56,042 DR. BIRX SAT WITH DR. SANJAY GUPTA LAST NIGHT ON CNN TO 56 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:59,377 BELATEDLY BEMOAN HER WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE. 57 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:04,049 >> YOU'RE THE COVID COORDINATOR, AND NO ONE AROUND YOU IS WEARING 58 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:05,984 MASKS. THAT MUST HAVE MADE YOU FEEL 59 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,719 LIKE YOU WERE BEING MARGINALIZED. 60 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:11,590 NO ONE WAS LISTENING TO YOU. >> I WAS MARGINALIZED EVERY DAY. 61 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,126 THAT IS NO QUESTION. I WOULD SAY THE MAJORITY OF 62 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,595 PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE DID NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 63 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,064 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW NOW. 64 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:23,002 AS I RECALL, YOU SAT THERE VERY QUIETLY WHILE THE PRESIDENT 65 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,203 SUGGESTED WE GARGLE WINDEX. DR. BIRX SAYS SHE WAS BEING 66 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:31,343 CENSORED BY THE WHITE HOUSE. AS IF SHE COULDN'T HAVE CALLED 67 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,611 A DOZEN NEWS NETWORKS AT ANY TIME. 68 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,014 THERE WAS MORE LEAKING COMING FROM TRUMP'S WHITE HOUSE THAN 69 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,016 TRUMP'S GOLF PANTS. THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A 70 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,216 PROBLEM. DR. FAUCI EXPRESSED SIMILAR 71 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:42,688 THOUGHTS ABOUT HOW THE PANDEMIC BEING MISHANDLED IN HIS 72 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:46,358 INTERVIEW WITH CNN. AND SO TODAY TRUMP RESPONDED 73 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:51,363 WITH A LETTER THAT BEGINS "STATEMENT BY DONALD J. TRUMP, 74 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,700 45th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." 75 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,768 "BASED ON THEIR INTERVIEWS, I FELT IT WAS TIME TO SPEAK UP 76 00:03:56,837 --> 00:04:03,441 ABOUT DR. FAUCI AND DR. BIRX, TWO SELF-PROMOTERS -- I LOVE 77 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:07,179 WHEN THE GUY WHO PUTS HIS NAME ON EVERYTHING CALLS SOMEONE A 78 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:12,451 PROMOTER -- TRYING TO REINVENT HISTORY AND COVER FOR THEIR BAD 79 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:16,121 INSTINCTS WHICH FORTUNATELY I ALMOST ALWAYS OVERTURNED. 80 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:20,059 DR. FAUCI, WHO SAID HE WAS AN ATHLETE IN COLLEGE BUT COULDN'T 81 00:04:20,061 --> 00:04:23,529 THROW A BASEBALL EVEN CLOSE TO HOME PLATE, IT WAS A ROLLER, 82 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,531 TRIED TO TAKE CREDIT FOR A VACCINE. 83 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,266 "I WAS THE ONE TO GET IT DONE, AND EVEN THE FAKE NEWS KNOWS AND 84 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:33,339 REPORTS THIS." DR. BIRX IS A PROVEN LIAR WITH 85 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:38,276 VERY LITTLE CREDIBILITY LEFT. DR. BIRX WAS A TERRIBLE MEDICAL 86 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:40,679 ADVISER, WHICH IS WHY I SELDOM FOLLOWED THEIR ADVICE. 87 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,882 TIME HAS PROVEN ME CORRECT. I ONLY KEPT DR. FAUCI AND 88 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:48,286 DR. BIRX ON BECAUSE THEY WORKED FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT FOR SO 89 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:52,891 LONG. THEY ARE LIKE A BAD HABIT." 90 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:56,361 AND THEN IT ENDS. AND THEN HE FELL ASLEEP IN HIS 91 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,496 MASHED POTATOES OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW. 92 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:58,764 MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT BIDEN TODAY, ANNOUNCED THAT WITHIN 93 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,699 THREE WEEKS, 90% OF AMERICAN ADULTS, WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO GET 94 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,303 THE VACCINE. 75% OF AMERICANS, INCLUDING A 95 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:08,574 MAJORITY OF REPUBLICANS, APPROVE OF THE WAY BIDEN HAS HANDLED THE 96 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,310 ROLL-OUT OF THE VACCINE, WHICH IS DRIVING THEM ABSOLUTELY NUTS 97 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,111 IN TRUMPLAND. ERIC TRUMP, POPPED HIS DOPEY 98 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,380 LITTLE HEAD ONTO FOX NEWS YESTERDAY, TO ASK A QUESTION 99 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:20,653 THAT IS ON LITERALLY NO ONE'S MIND. 100 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:24,790 >> AT WHAT POINT DOES JOE BIDEN, AT WHAT POINT DOES THE 101 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,593 ADMINISTRATION COME OUT SAYING HE DID A REALLY GOOD JOB 102 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,663 DELIVERING US A VACCINE AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO SPEND THE NEXT 103 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,730 SIX MONTHS DISTRIBUTING IT TO EVERYONE ELSE. 104 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,600 WHY DOES THAT NEED TO BE CONTROVERSIAL? 105 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,469 WHY CAN SOMEBODY NOT ADMIT THAT SOMEBODY DID A PHENOMENAL JOB? 106 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:41,140 MY FATHER DID A PHENOMENAL JOB WITH THE VACCINE. 107 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:44,009 LITERALLY IT PROBABLY SAVED THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF LIVES 108 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,344 IN THIS COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WONDER WHY. 109 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,212 I BET IT'S BECAUSE YOUR FATHER TOLD US TO DRINK BLEACH AND WENT 110 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:50,883 GOLFING 20 TIMES WHILE THE VIRUS WAS SPREADING. 111 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,150 JUST A HUNCH. ERIC LOVES SAYING "MY FATHER." 112 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,685 HE SAYS "FATHER" MORE TIMES IN ONE INTERVIEW THAN I DID IN 113 00:05:53,754 --> 00:06:00,426 SEVEN YEARS AS AN ALTAR BOY. >> I SAW HOW MUCH TIME AND 114 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,227 EFFORT MY FATHER PUT INTO THE JOB. 115 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,096 YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MY FATHER WENT DOWN TO THE BOARDER? 116 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:08,300 THERE IS NO ONE WHO KNOWS MY FATHER AS WELL ISRAEL ARIZONA I 117 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,768 DID. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 118 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,639 MY FATHER, MY FATHER, MY FATHER -- THEY TRIED TO IMPEACH 119 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:14,840 MY FATHER. >> Jimmy: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE 120 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:18,177 TAKE THAT KID FISHING ALREADY? IF THEY WEREN'T SO TERRIBLE, 121 00:06:18,179 --> 00:06:20,045 THIS WOULD BE THE SADDEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD. 122 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:24,182 AND WHILE ERIC IS PLEADING FOR CREDIT ON CABLE TV, DADDY DONNY 123 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,318 STOPPED INTO A WEDDING AT MAR-A-LAGO. 124 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,987 HE RENTS HIS HOUSE OUT FOR WEDDINGS. 125 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,922 OKAY? ONE OF HIS FRIEND SLASH CLUB 126 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:34,392 MEMBER DONORS GOT MARRIED AT MAR-A-LAGO ON SATURDAY. 127 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:35,527 AND THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD SOME BEAUTIFUL WORDS FOR THE 128 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:42,401 BRIDE AND GROOM. >> I GET ALL THESE FLASH 129 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,669 REPORTS, AND THEY'RE TELLING ME ABOUT THE BORDER. 130 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,406 THEY'RE TELLING ME ABOUT CHINA. THEY'RE TELLING ME ABOUT IRAN. 131 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:53,545 HOW ARE WE DOING WITH IRAN? BT THEY WERE READY TO MAKE A 132 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:54,813 DEAL. THEY WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING. 133 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:59,284 THEY WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING. AND THAT GUY GOES TRUMP -- 134 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,820 NEGOTIATE NOW. WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH THE 135 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,555 UNITED STATES. THEY DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH US. 136 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,891 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? I SAID THE SAME THING AT MY 137 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,159 BROTHER'S WEDDING. IT WAS WORD FOR WORD. 138 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:10,095 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. WATCH THE BAND BEHIND HIM, AS HE 139 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,363 GOES ON AND ON ABOUT HOW GREAT HE WAS. 140 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,298 THEY'RE LIKE "CAN WE JUST PLAY 'DANCING QUEEN' AND GET THE HELL 141 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:18,036 OUT OF HERE?" >> LOOK, IT'S A DISASTER. 142 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,439 IT'S A HUMANITARIAN DISASTER FROM THEIR STANDPOINT, AND IT'S 143 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,775 GOING TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY. AND FRANKLY, THE COUNTRY CAN'T 144 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:28,180 AFFORD IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT INCREDIBLY MASSIVE 145 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:31,649 AMOUNTS OF SCHOOL SYSTEMS, OUR HOSPITAL SYSTEMS, EVERYTHING. 146 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:40,726 SO IT'S A ROUGH THING. AND I JUST SAY, DO YOU MISS ME? 147 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:45,931 >> Jimmy: IT'S A WEDDING! IT IS A WEDDING. 148 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,199 I USED TO DJ AT WEDDINGS WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE. 149 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:49,668 AND I'VE SEEN SOME WEIRD TOASTS. BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN ONE LIKE 150 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,803 THIS. HOW DO YOU GIVE A DRUNKEN 151 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:50,869 WEDDING TOAST WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DRINK! 152 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,144 >> WE WERE SAYING, WE DID GET 75 BILLION VOTES. 153 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:02,814 NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN TO THAT. THEY SAID GET 66 MILLION VOTE, 154 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:06,084 SIR, AND THE ELECTION IS OVER. WELL, I GOT 75 MILLION. 155 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,354 BUT YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED? 10:30 IN THE EVENING, ALL OF THE 156 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,089 SUDDEN THEY SAID THAT'S A STRANGE THING. 157 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,959 WHY ARE THEY CLOSING UP CERTAIN PLACES? 158 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,627 A LOT OF THINGS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 159 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,964 I JUST WANT TO SAY IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 160 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,899 IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU AT MAR-A-LAGO. 161 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:25,504 YOU HAVE A GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. 162 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,974 MANY YEARS -- [ APPLAUSE ] 163 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,908 SPECIAL. HAVE FUN. 164 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,109 >> Jimmy: "HAVE FUN." THIS IS WHAT HE DOES NOW. 165 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:34,112 HE BABBLES AT WEDDINGS. WHENEVER SOMEONE PLAYS THE SONG 166 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:39,318 "YMCA," HE MAGICALLY APPEARS LIKE BEETLEJUICE. 167 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,119 HE ENDED THE SPEECH BY INSTRUCTING THE GUESTS TO 168 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,921 VIOLENTLY STORM THE BUFFET TABLE. 169 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:47,125 YET ANOTHER TRUMP ALLY MAY HAVE TO PAY FOR PEDDLING HIS 170 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,727 NONSENSICAL ELECTION CLAIMS. FOX NEWS JUST GOT HIT WITH A 171 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:53,599 $1.6 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT FROM DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS. 172 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:59,471 I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY REASON DOMINION HASN'T SUED TRUMP FOR 173 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,207 THEY KNOW FOR SURE HE DOESN'T HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS. 174 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:08,080 BUT THEY'RE NOW SUING FOX, RUDY GIULIANI, SIDNEY POWELL, AND 175 00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:10,749 MICHAEL LINDELL, THE MYPILLOW GUY WHO HAS A NEW THEORY THAT 176 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:14,152 MAY FINALLY PROVE THAT HIS HEAD IS FULL OF FEATHERS TOO. 177 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:18,089 >> ALL THE EVIDENCE I HAVE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO BEFORE 178 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:23,495 THE SUPREME COURT AND THE ELECTION OF 2020 IS GOING 179 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:26,498 BYE-BYE. IT WAS AN ATTACK BY OTHER 180 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,167 COUNTRY, COMMUNISM COMING IN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING 181 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:36,508 TO DO AFTER THEY PULL IT DO-- >> HANG ON. 182 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,578 >> DONALD TRUMP LEFT THE OFFICE IN AUGUST. 183 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,580 >> Jimmy: THERE. THE CRACKHEAD PILLOW SALESMAN IS 184 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:43,715 RIGHT. BY AUGUST, DONALD TRUMP WILL BE 185 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,183 BACK IN OFFICE. AND MIKE LINDELL WILL BE LIVING 186 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:50,922 IN A VAN BY THE RIVER. WAIT UNTIL THE PILLOW GUY DOES A 187 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,791 DEEP DIVE INTO THIS ONE. ACCORDING TO MULTIPLE STUDIES, 188 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:56,060 HUMAN PENISES, SPECIFICALLY THE ONES ON MEN- ARE GETTING 189 00:09:56,130 --> 00:10:01,066 SMALLER. THEY ARE SHRINKING AS A RESULT 190 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:05,803 OF POLLUTION. SO FINALLY SOMETHING TO BLAME 191 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,339 OUR SHORTCOMINGS ON OTHER THAN DAD. 192 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,406 THEY SAY THIS PATTERN OF SHRINKAGE IS CAUSED BY CHEMICALS 193 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,476 IN CERTAIN PLASTICS. DID YOU KNOW THE AVERAGE PERSON 194 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,546 EATS ABOUT A CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC EVERY WEEK? 195 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:20,752 FORGET VACCINES, THAT'S HOW BILL GATES GETS THE CHIPS INTO 196 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,488 US. EVERY YEAR, WE EAT A WHOLE DECK 197 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:25,023 OFDISCOVER CARDS! RESEARCHERS BELIEVE THAT IF WE 198 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:30,762 DON'T GET OUR ACT TOGETHER, IN THE FUTURE, ALL MEN WILL BE KEN. 199 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,898 AND PLASTIC. IF THAT DOESN'T GET REPUBLICANS 200 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:38,770 IN CONGRESS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, I DON'T 201 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,506 KNOW IF ANYTHING WILL. AT LEAST IT MIGHT CREATE SOME 202 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,441 NEW ENVIRONMENTALISTS. "SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO 203 00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:48,647 GREENPEACE?" SPEAKING OF WIENERS, CONGRESSMAN 204 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,181 DEVIN NUNES, THIS YOU COULDN'T MAKE UP. 205 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,651 TEAM NUNES LAST WEEK HAD TO CORRECT MULTIPLE MISTAKES ON 206 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,454 THEIR FINANCIAL FILINGS. THE MISTAKES WERE MADE BY HIS 207 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,991 CAMPAIGN TREASURER WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE HIS MOM. 208 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:02,126 DOESN'T DEVIN NUNES LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO'D HIRE HIS MOM TO BE HIS 209 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:07,666 TREASURER? THE ANSWER IS YES, HE DOES. 210 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,601 OUR NEW VICE PRESIDENT IS REPORTEDLY A BIT PO'D. 211 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:13,138 KAMALA HARRIS IS SAID TO BE FRUSTRATED, BECAUSE SHE AND HER 212 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,272 HUSBAND HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO MOVE INTO THE VICE PRESIDENT'S 213 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,741 OFFICIAL RESIDENCE. APPARENTLY THERE ARE RENOVATIONS 214 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,943 GOING ON THAT ARE STILL NOT FINISHED. 215 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:25,083 TURNS OUT, UNINSTALLING THE PENCE'S SEX DUNGEON TAKES LONGER 216 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:29,287 THAN THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD. IT'S CRAZY, THOUGH. 217 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,156 THEY'RE TWO MONTHS PAST THE INAUGURATION, AND THEY'RE 218 00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,560 WORKING IT. IMAGINE YOU JUST BECAME THE 219 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:37,963 SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN EARTH. 220 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:43,969 THEY MAKE YOU SPEND THE FIRST THREE MONTHS ON A FUTON. 221 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:48,440 IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL, THE ELITE EIGHT ROUND OF THE NCAA 222 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,708 TOURNAMENT IS UNDERWAY. IF THEY CONTINUE TO WIN, 223 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,243 GONZAGA -- COULD BECOME THE FIRST FICTIONAL UNIVERSITY TO 224 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,712 FINISH A SEASON UNDEFEATED. AS OF SHOWTIME TONIGHT THERE 225 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,880 WERE STILL TWO CINDERELLA CANDIDATES STILL IN IT. 226 00:11:55,882 --> 00:12:04,589 UCLA, AN ELEVENTH SEED, AND OREGON STATE, A 12 SEED, ARE 227 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,191 AS IS 6 SEED USC. IN OTHER WORDS, THIS IS A GREAT 228 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,459 YEAR FOR PEOPLE WHO FILLED OUT THEIR BRACKET WITH A MAGIC EIGHT 229 00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:08,527 BALL. TONIGHT IS NOTABLE, IN THAT NOT 230 00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:10,662 ONE, BUT TWO OF OUR GUESTS ARE HERE IN THE FLESH. 231 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,399 THINGS ARE LOOSENING UP A LITTLE BIT, WHICH IS EXCITING, BUT ALSO 232 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:19,805 A LITTLE BIT NERVE WRACKING. I WAS TELLING MY WIFE SALLY -- 233 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,340 MOLLY, SORRY. MOLLY, RIGHT? 234 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:28,880 YEAH. I WAS TELLING HER THAT -- I WAS 235 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,216 SAYING I'M READY TO GO BACK TO NORMAL, BUT I ALSO WANT TO KEEP 236 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:35,353 THE GOOD THINGS FROM LOCKDOWN. I WANT TO GET RID OF THE -- I 237 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,957 WANT TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT TO EAT, BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO 238 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,625 HAVE A MEETING EVER AGAIN. WE'VE BEEN HOLED UP FOR SO LONG, 239 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,894 I FEEL LIKE MAYBE SOME OF US HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO BEHAVE IN 240 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,363 PUBLIC, SO WE PUT AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO TOGETHER. 241 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,835 TO HELP YOU ACCLIMATE. AND PLEASE, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. 242 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:53,304 BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS WE'VE EVER 243 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,240 DONE. >> SOCIETY. 244 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,309 REMEMBER THAT KOOKY PLACE? NOW THAT A VACCINE IS ON THE 245 00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,912 WAY, YOU'LL BE BACK TO THE REAL WORLD, LICKETY-SPLIT. 246 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:05,183 BUT IN CASE YOU'RE RUSTY, HERE ARE A FEW TIPS TO ENSURE A 247 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,451 SUCCESSFUL RETURN TO REGULAR LIFE. 248 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,120 LET'S BEGIN. THESE ARE PANTS. 249 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:14,459 THEY GO ON YOUR LEGS, WHICH ARE THOSE TWO LOG-LOOKING THINGS 250 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,730 BELOW YOUR PENIS. PANTS ARE IMPORTANT, AND YOU'RE 251 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:22,800 EXPECTED TO WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC. ALMOST GOT IT. 252 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:28,874 LOOKING GOOD. NOW OUT THE DOOR YOU GO. 253 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,009 UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DEVELOPED A 254 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,478 CRIPPLING FEAR OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD. 255 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:36,214 WELL, BOTTLE UP THOSE EMOTIONS, YOU LITTLE BITCH. 256 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:43,154 IT'S TIME FOR WORK. ISN'T IT GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE 257 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:47,358 OFFICE WITH YOUR CREEKY CHAIR AND OBSOLETE COMPUTER? 258 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:53,031 HOLD ON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS? 259 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:56,835 OOPS, YOU'RE FIRED. OH, WELL, BUT AT LEAST NOW YOU 260 00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:01,706 HAVE SOME FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS. 261 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:09,981 HOORAY FOR MOVIE THEATERS. [ CELL PHONE RINGING ] 262 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,984 >> NOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR PHONE DURING THE FILM, 263 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,120 BUT NOBODY CARED ABOUT THAT TODAY. 264 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,053 >> YES, I'D LOVE TO TAKE A SURVEY. 265 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,324 >> SHH! >> YOU SHUT UP! 266 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,260 I'LL KILL YOU! >> ISN'T IT GREAT BEING AROUND 267 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,797 YOUR FELLOW MAN ONCE AGAIN? AH, HUMANITY. 268 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:28,066 IT SURE IS THE WORST. WELL, THAT'S IT FOR NOW. 269 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:35,607 JOIN US TOMORROW WHEN WE REINTRODUCE YOU TO HIGH-FIVES. 270 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,475 NOPE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 271 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,543 THERE YOU GO. WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU 272 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,611 TONIGHT. FROM "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER 273 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:42,013 SOLDIER," WYATT RUSSELL IS HERE. WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 274 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,415 JAZMINE SULLIVAN. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 275 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:48,153 LIL REL HOWERY. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 276 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:53,191 ♪ [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 277 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,634 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HI. TONIGHT FROM THE NEW MARVEL 278 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,170 JUGGERNAUT TV SHOW "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER," WYATT 279 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,639 RUSSELL IS WITH US. THEN, SHE IS A WONDERFUL SINGER 280 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,775 FROM PHILADELPHIA. HER EP IS CALLED "HEAUX TALES." 281 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:19,918 MUSIC FROM JAZMINE SULLIVAN. WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS ALL THIS 282 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,119 WEEK WITH OUR GUEST MELISSA McCARTHY, 283 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,121 OCTAVIA SPENCER, BOB ODENKIRK, LAUREN GRAHAM, JAMIE FOXX, AND 284 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,523 WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM TATE McRAE, AJR, AND FITZ 285 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:31,529 FEATURING BRYCE VINE. SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR THAT. 286 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:36,400 OUR FIST GUEST YOU KNOW FROM MOVIES "GET OUT" AND "JUDAS AND 287 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,537 THE PLAQUE MESSIAH." YOU CAN SEE HIM NOW ALONGSIDE 288 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:45,076 ERIC ANDRE AND TIFFANY HADDISH IN THE VERY FUNNY PRANK MOVIE 289 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,746 "BAD TRIP." IT'S ON NETFLIX NOW. 290 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:58,690 PLEASE WELCOME LIL REL HOWERY. [ APPLAUSE ] 291 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:03,962 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING. AND HEY, ALSO. 292 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:09,634 >> I'M JUST TAKING THIS IN. >> Jimmy: TAKE IT IN, YES. 293 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,035 YOU LOOK GOOD. YOU LOOK VERY SHARP. 294 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,571 >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND THANK YOU FOR 295 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,173 FILLING IN AS GUEST HOST FOR ME OVER THE SUMMER. 296 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:20,378 I THINK YOU DID A FANTASTIC JOB. YOU REALLY DID. 297 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,314 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, JIMMY? 298 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,982 I LITERALLY KEEP LOOKING AT PEOPLE. 299 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:29,520 I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN PEOPLE IN A PLACE IN A WHILE. 300 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,522 I'M LIKE -- Y'ALL GOOD? EVERYBODY GOOD? 301 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:35,060 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY, THESE PARTICULAR PEOPLE I THINK WERE 302 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,195 NERVOUS THE LAST TIME THEY SAW YOU, THIS IS OUR STAFF BECAUSE 303 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,664 WHEN YOU DID THE MONOLOGUE, YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE WHAT YOU 304 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:42,267 WERE GOING TO SAY. >> YEAH. 305 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,737 >> Jimmy: WHICH USUALLY THERE IS A SHARING PROCESS THAT GOES ON. 306 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,407 >> I REMEMBER WHEN I WALKED IN TO DO IT, IT FELT LIKE EVERYBODY 307 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:55,213 REALLY WAS WATCHING. OKAY, HERE WE GO. 308 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,550 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE USUALLY EVERYBODY KIND OF COLLABORATES 309 00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:01,419 ON THE MONOLOGUE. BUT YOU CAME IN AND YOU SPOKE 310 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,421 VERY BEAUTIFULLY ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE WORLD AT THAT 311 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,423 TIME. AND IT WAS VERY -- IT FELT 312 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:10,494 VER -- IT WAS MUCH MORE PERSONAL I THINK THAN ANYTHING 313 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:11,629 THAT HAD HAPPENED ALL SUMMER LONG. 314 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:16,567 >> AND I DIDN'T WRITE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST SAID IT? 315 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,504 >> WHAT HAPPENED IS I TALKED TO SOMEBODY EARLIER, ONE OF MANY 316 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:23,641 FRIENDS AND THIS IS WHAT I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH. 317 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,977 I JUST WANTED TO SPEAK FROM THE HEART. 318 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,846 WE WAS ALL SITTING AT HOME. I KNOW I CAN BE HILARIOUS, BUT 319 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,315 THAT MOMENT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THAT. 320 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,850 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> I LOST MY AUNTIE TO COVID. 321 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,987 >> Jimmy: YOU DID, YEAH. >> IT WAS JUST A LOT GOING ON. 322 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,189 I JUST WANTED TO BE HONEST. SO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE 323 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,658 PLATFORM TO DO THAT. >> Jimmy: WELL, THANK YOU FOR 324 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,393 DOING IT. YOU MENTIONED YOUR AUNT. 325 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:47,399 YOUR AUNT. YOU POSTED SOMETHING ABOUT HER. 326 00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,267 RHODA WAS HER NAME? >> YEAH. 327 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,602 >> Jimmy: TELL US ABOUT A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HER. 328 00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:54,605 >> SHE WAS THE MATRIARCH OF OUR FAMILY AND OUR HISTORIAN. 329 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,807 SO EVERY THANKSGIVING, THAT'S WHO I WOULD SIT WITH JUST TO 330 00:17:56,877 --> 00:18:01,012 LEARN ABOUT STUFF I DIDN'T KNOW. SHE WOULD BE HAVING CHURCH 331 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,813 ANNIVERSARY PROGRAMS AND ALL THIS STUFF. 332 00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:07,018 BUT SHE WAS OUR HISTORIAN. BUT I LOVE THAT SHE WAS ALWAYS 333 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:11,489 FASCINATED ABOUT ME DOING THIS. SO PICTURES LIKE MY FAMILY 334 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:16,428 SHOWING UP TO MY PREMIERES I DO IN CHICAGO WITH LIL REL SHIRTS 335 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,896 ON, I'VE GOT A CRAZY SUPPORTIVE FAMILY. 336 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,766 SHE WAS JUST DOPE, AND ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER 337 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,568 MET. YOU KNOW, THE REASON WHY I WAS 338 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,171 EVEN ABLE TO SPEAK LIKE I DID WAS BECAUSE OF MY FAMILY, THE 339 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:30,307 WAY I GREW UP. MY FIRST PROTEST, I THINK I WAS 340 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,044 10. AND I WAS DOING DESERT STORM. 341 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,247 SHE STARTED A GROUP IN CHICAGO, MOTHERS AGAINST DESERT STORM. 342 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:40,985 SHE WAS ON THE COVER OF "PEOPLE WEEKLY". 343 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,321 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN ME TO 344 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:49,527 BE REALLY HONEST. SHOUT OUT TO THE HATCH FAMILY. 345 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,729 >> Jimmy: SHE PLANTED THAT SEED IN YOU. 346 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,796 WOW. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE 347 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:56,134 IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE? >> YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 348 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,002 IT'S -- IT'S -- ALL THIS IS DIFFERENT NOW. 349 00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,003 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IT IS. 350 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:03,274 BUT IT FELT GOOD. IT'S WEIRD TOO BECAUSE I DON'T 351 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:07,212 CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ANYMORE. EVEN IF I LITERALLY BLOCK 352 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:10,948 EVERYBODY OUT NOW. WHATEVER I THINK IS FUNNY. 353 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,418 IF YOU LAUGH, IT'S ON YOU. IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE JUST 354 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,554 A MINUTE. IS THAT FROM BEING ALONE? 355 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,556 >> I THINK SO. LOOK, DOING QUARANTINE BECAUSE I 356 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:23,094 HAD THE KIDS WITH ME AT FIRST, BUT WE DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS 357 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,230 GOING TO LAST. I WAS IN ATLANTA SHOOTING A 358 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,632 MOVIE. I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF 359 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,901 WEEKS. AND YOU START SITTING THERE, OH, 360 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,371 NO, I DON'T THINK -- I THINK I NEED TO GET ANY STUFF. 361 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,840 BECAUSE I LEFT ALL MY STUFF THERE. 362 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,843 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS? >> 12, 11 AND 4. 363 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,579 SO THEY WAS IN GEORGIA. OTIS TOO. 364 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,982 THE LITTLE ONE IS IN CHICAGO. BUT EVERYBODY WAS GONE. 365 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,251 SO I WAS ALL BY MYSELF. ALL I HAD WAS ME AND THE 366 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,987 PELOTON. >> Jimmy: IF YOU DO IT GOOD, IS 367 00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:49,988 THAT WHAT HAPPENS? >> I WENT CRAZY. 368 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,124 THE PELOTON, THAT'S A COMPETITIVE COMMUNITY, YOU KNOW 369 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,660 WHAT I MEAN? LIKE FOR REAL. 370 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,461 PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING ON THE LEAD. 371 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,664 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LEADERBOARD. 372 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,933 I JUST WANT TO FEEL GOOD. BUT I GOT A HOMEGIRL. 373 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,534 SHE IS PREGNANT. SHE BE BLOWING ME OUT THE WATER, 374 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:08,540 SHE BE TALKING CRAZY. LADY, YOU STOP, I DON'T WANT TO 375 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,674 COMPETE WITH YOU. BUT I WAS LONELY. 376 00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:14,479 JIMMY, I WAS LITERALLY I WAS FACE TIMING WITH MY KIDS. 377 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:20,017 AND OKAY, DADDY. NO, COULD Y'ALL STAY ON THE 378 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,421 PHONE? THEY'RE LIKE DAD, ARE YOU IN OUR 379 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,090 ROOM? YES, OKAY, I'M BY MYSELF! 380 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,425 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE LONELY. 381 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,495 >> WHEN YOU'RE LAYING ON THE ANIMALS. 382 00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,164 IT'S ALL TRUE. THAT'S WHAT I DID. 383 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,235 THE BABY YODA. ME AND BABY YODA SLEPT A LOT OF 384 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:41,372 NIGHTS TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU 385 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,441 RECORDED A COMEDY ALBUM. >> YES. 386 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,242 >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS JUST AN ALBUM? 387 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:48,045 NOT A VIDEO? >> JUST AN ALBUM. 388 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,514 >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE? 389 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,849 >> I'M SUCH AN OLD SCHOOL THROWBACK TYPE OF GUY. 390 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:57,122 AND SOME OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, THOSE ALBUMS, MAN. 391 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:01,459 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU SOME YOU HAVE FAVORITE COMEDY ALBUMS AS A 392 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:05,663 KID? >> RICHARD PRYOR, ANY OF HIS 393 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,799 ALBUMS, MOB MABLI. IT'S STUFF THAT EDDIE MURPHY 394 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:13,204 DIDN'T DO ON DELIRIOUS AND RAW THAT IS JUST ALBUM FUN. 395 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,473 SOME OF THE BEST BITS YOU EVER HEAR. 396 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:20,611 HE GET HIT BY A CAR, OH MY GOD, HE GOT HIT BY A CAR. 397 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,481 I HATE DOING PEOPLE'S JOKES. I'M TERRIBLE AT IT. 398 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,883 BURY I USED TO LISTEN TO IT. I HAD A BEST OF EDDIE MURPHY 399 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,886 TAPE I USED TO LISTEN TO EVERY DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL. 400 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,156 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU MET EDDIE MURPHY? 401 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:32,357 >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE NOT? 402 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:37,428 >> IT'S THE WEIRDEST THING BECAUSE I'M A HUGE EDDIE MURPHY 403 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,696 FAN. HE JUST DID A MOVIE WITH ONE OF 404 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,032 MY BEST FRIENDS, JERMAINE FOWLER. 405 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,969 I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'TED ME EDDIE MURPHY YET. 406 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,971 I MET HIS KIDS. I MET HIS EX-WIFE. 407 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,308 I HAVEN'T MET EDDIE MURPHY. >> Jimmy: WHEN JERMAINE TOLD YOU 408 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:54,045 HE WAS GOING TO BE IN THAT MOVIE PLAYING EDDIE MURPHY'S SON, 409 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,381 WHERE YOU JEALOUS? >> NO. 410 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,850 ME AND JERMAINE, THAT'S HOW WE BECAME FRIENDS. 411 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:01,986 WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, HE IRRITATED HIM. 412 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:05,723 I'M AN OLDER DUDE. HE IS A YOUNGER GUY. 413 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:10,127 THEY GAVE US A PER DIEM. I GOT TO SEND THIS MONEY HOME TO 414 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,529 MY FAMILY. HE'S ALL LET'S GET AN XBOX. 415 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,863 WHAT? IRRESPONSIBLE. 416 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:17,402 I GOT RESPONSIBILITIES. BUT WE CAME TOGETHER BECAUSE I 417 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:22,006 SAW HIM ON STAGE AND I LOVED HIS STAGE, AND WE BOTH HAD A 418 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:25,276 CRAZY -- I DON'T WANT TO SAY OBSESSION -- WITH EDDIE MURPHY. 419 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,612 WE TALKED ABOUT EDDIE ALL THE TIME. 420 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,348 WHEN HE GOT THAT, I WAS REALLY PROUD. 421 00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,017 I WAS SO HAPPY FOR HIM. DUDE, THIS IS INSANE. 422 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,151 >> Jimmy: WILL HE INTRODUCE YOU TOE EDDIE ALREADY? 423 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,421 >> I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'TED ME EDDIE MURPHY YET? 424 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:43,761 I MET EVERYBODY ELSE, ROBIN TOWNSEND, DAMON, EVERYBODY BUT 425 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,164 EDDIE MURPHY THAT IS WEIRD TO ME AT THIS POINT. 426 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,299 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD. 427 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,635 TO HOW WOULD YOU APPROACH EDDIE IF YOU MET HIM? 428 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:54,439 >> I WANT TO PITCH TO HIM WHAT I THINK THE BEVERLY HILLS COP 429 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,107 REBOOT SHOULD BE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 430 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:58,376 THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET IN HIS GOOD GRACES. 431 00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,977 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: START PITCHING HIM A 432 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,047 PROJECT. >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY I 433 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,718 WOULDN'T DO THAT, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW I'D BE ABLE TO TALK 434 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,052 TO HIM. I GOT TO GET EVERYTHING OUT OF 435 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:10,388 THE WAY. I LOOK UP TO YOU. 436 00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:15,326 I WAS FEATURING TO MEET EDDIE MURPHY THIS WILL SOUND CRAZY, 437 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:19,197 REMEMBER THE MOVIE MALCOLM X, MEETS ELIJAH MUHAMMAD FOR THE 438 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:22,200 FIRST TIME AND JUST CRYING. I'M SCARED WHEN I MEET EDDIE 439 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:27,338 MURPHY THAT MIGHT HAPPEN. HE IS GOING TO BE A NICE GUY. 440 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:35,747 MY LIPS SHAKING. BROTHER AIN'T GOT TO CRY. 441 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:36,748 I'M SORRY! >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD WORKSHOP 442 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:40,685 THIS MEETING, BECAUSE YOU WILL MEET HIM AT ONE POINT. 443 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:42,820 I THINK IT'S WRONG TOE PITCH HIM RIGHT AWAY. 444 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:45,757 BY THE WAY, CRYING MIGHT BE THE WAY TO GO. 445 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,159 HE MAY SAY WOW, THIS GUY REALLY LIKES ME. 446 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:50,961 >> WHAT IF I PITCH AND CRY? THAT'S GOOD TOO. 447 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:57,502 >> I CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT WITH -- INSTEAD OF AXEL FOLEY, 448 00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,505 DETECTIVE TODD WHO IS I'M HIS SON AND YOU HAVE TO BE DETECTIVE 449 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:08,713 TODD AND I BECAME THE COP. ANYWAY, I WAS GLAD TO MEET YOU. 450 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,713 >> Jimmy: LIL REL HOWERY IS WITH US. 451 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:13,584 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ 452 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:28,466 >> WHAT NOTHING? >> I'M STUCK. 453 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:36,140 I'M SINKING. WAIT A MINUTE. 454 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:46,217 GO GET SOME BUTTER. AHHH! 455 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:49,219 >> Jimmy: THAT IS "BAD TRIP" WHICH IS ON NETFLIX. 456 00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,555 WHICH IS SO FUNNY. IT'S A VERY FUNNY MOVIE. 457 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,825 I'M VERY PARTICULAR WHEN IT COMES TO PRANK MOVIES. 458 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,494 AND I THINK ERIC ANDRE WAS ON THIS SHOW PROMOTING THE RELEASE 459 00:24:56,562 --> 00:25:02,833 OF THIS FILM IN LIKE 2008. IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS WHO HE HAS 460 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:05,636 BEEN COMING OUT NOW FOR A DECADE OR SOMETHING. 461 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:09,306 >> THAT'S WE ALL IS SHOT. ME, TIFFANY, ERIC, FACETIMING 462 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,311 EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND, ESPECIALLY NOW WE'RE NUMBER ONE. 463 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:16,981 SO IT'S OUT, RIGHT? BECAUSE IT JUST KEPT SWITCHING. 464 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:20,785 IT KEPT SWITCHING DATES AND IT WAS GOING TO MOVIE THEATERS AND 465 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,719 NETFLIX GOT IT. MAN, SHOUT OUT TO EVERYBODY 466 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,388 WATCHING IT. I'VE BEEN GETTING SO MUCH LOVE. 467 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:28,392 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY FUNNY. HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THE 468 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:29,259 PORT-A-POTTY? HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU TO DO 469 00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:30,795 THAT? >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 470 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:32,396 ABOUT THE PORT-A-POTTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 471 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:35,400 >> WHEN YOU THINK OF A PORT-A-POTTY. 472 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:39,269 AUTOMATICALLY DISGUST. I WAS KIND OF THROWING UP. 473 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:41,005 HE THOUGHT I WAS ACTING. YOU GENIUS. 474 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:44,875 NO, I'M REALLY SICK IN HERE. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES THEY 475 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,812 CLEANED IT, IT'S STILL A PORT-A-POTTY. 476 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,882 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I WAS IN THERE AHHH! 477 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,950 AND EVERYBODY OH MY GOD, HE IS A GENIUS. 478 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,553 HE IS IN THERE ACTING HIS BUTT OFF. 479 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:57,354 NO, I'M DISGUSTED. I KNEW IT WAS FAKE. 480 00:25:57,423 --> 00:26:01,692 I KNEW THE POOP WAS FAKE, BUT I WAS SO -- I MIGHT BE TRAUMATIZED 481 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,295 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE MOST 482 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,430 MOMENT FROM SHOOTING THAT MOVIE? >> NAH. 483 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:10,034 THE WORST MOMENT CAME THE FIRST DAY WAS THE FIRST PRANK WE DID 484 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:15,773 FIRST DAY, ME AND ERIC HAD THE CHINESE FINGER TRAP THING, WE 485 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,307 WAS CONNECTED. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. 486 00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:19,710 >> BUT NOT WITH FINGERS. >> YEAH. 487 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:20,644 YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YES. 488 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,715 >> YOU GET IT. >> Jimmy: LIKE SIAMESE TWINS 489 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,517 JOINED IN THE STRANGEST WAY POSSIBLE. 490 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:31,054 >> YES. NOT FROM THE SIDE AND THE FRONT. 491 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:34,125 SO WE TRAPPED. I'M TELLING, WE GET TO THE HOOD, 492 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:38,395 I SAY FAM, WE CAN'T BE PRANKING PEOPLE IN THE HOOD LIKE THIS. 493 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,129 THEY'RE NOT GOING REACT LIKE THIS. 494 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,264 CALM DOWN. YOU'LL SEE. 495 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:45,002 SO WE GET TO THIS BARBERSHOP. THEY SENT US TO THE WRONG 496 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,470 BARBERSHOP, SO SECURITY WASN'T EVEN IN THERE. 497 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,273 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS BROTHER WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE WE CAME 498 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,275 IN THE SHOP. THE ENERGY, HEY, MAN, LET 499 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,344 SOMEBODY HAPPEN IN HERE WITH THEIR THINGS CONNECTED. 500 00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,948 SEE WHAT I DO. I FELT LIKE HE HAD THAT 501 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,550 CONVERSATION WITH SOMEBODY. >> Jimmy: HE WAS READY. 502 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:01,618 >> WE WAS REAL NICE ABOUT IT. EXCUSE ME, SIR. 503 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:05,156 WHAT Y'ALL DOING, MAN? HE WENT LOOKING FOR A GUN, 504 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:08,025 COULDN'T FIND IT. HE GRABBED A KNIFE, CHASED US 505 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:09,827 OUT THE BARBERSHOP. I DISCONNECT. 506 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,897 I'M DONE WITH. THIS I FALL TO THE GROUND. 507 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:15,699 I FALL UNDER THE CAR. THEY STOP, MY SECURITY GUY 508 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:19,437 COMING, THIS WESLEY SNIPES SECURITY GUY CAME OUT OF 509 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:21,104 NOWHERE. AFTER THAT, THE DUDE WAS 510 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,106 ENRAGED. OH, THIS IS A MOVIE? 511 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:27,712 OH, MAN, I WAS GOING TO KILL YOU. 512 00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,247 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S A MOVIE. 513 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:34,318 THAT'S A MOVIE. >> Jimmy: LET. 514 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:37,121 >> LET ME TELL YOU, I WENT STRAIGHT FROM THE HOTEL TO THE 515 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,455 SET. I LOOKED NASTY BECAUSE I STILL 516 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:41,325 HAD THE TRAP ON, BUT I WAS WALKING. 517 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,526 I TELL ERIC, I QUIT. I'M DONE. 518 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:45,730 I'M NOT DOING THIS NO MORE. I'M AN ACTOR. 519 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:46,597 I NEVER CALLED MYSELF AN ACTOR BEFORE. 520 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:50,000 I'M AN ACTOR. THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO 521 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:53,337 BE DOING. SO I CALLED TIFFANY UP, VENT 522 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:54,805 ABOUT IT. TIFFANY IS LAUGHING THE WHOLE 523 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,473 TIME. YOU GOT SOMEBODY YOU TRY TO BE 524 00:27:56,542 --> 00:28:00,077 REAL AND THEY JUST LAUGH? LET ME GET OUT OF HERE YOU. 525 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,879 TAKE CARE. BUT SHE CALL ERIC AFTER THAT, 526 00:28:02,949 --> 00:28:06,150 LIKE ERIC, YO, DID YOU ALMOST REAL GET MURDER? 527 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,886 YEAH, I KNOW. I FEEL TERRIBLE. 528 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,621 WHAT, TERRIBLE? I WANT TO BE IN A MOVIE. 529 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:14,024 AND THAT HOW THAT HAPPENED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW SHE WANTED 530 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:18,562 INTO THE MOVIE? >> WE HAD LOST OUR LEAD. 531 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,429 SHE HAD ANOTHER PROJECT. LITE 532 00:28:19,499 --> 00:28:20,497 LITERALLY, TIFFANY WANTS TO DO IT. 533 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,767 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT ALL CAME TOGETHER QUITE NICELY. 534 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:27,505 AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. IT IS NUMBER ONE ON NETFLIX. 535 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:30,708 IT'S CALLED "BAD TRIP." LIL REL HOWERY, EVERYBODY. 536 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,843 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WYATT RUSSELL. 537 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:37,081 ♪ >>> JAZMINE SULLIVAN IS ON THE 538 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:43,721 WAY. OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE 539 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:47,658 NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, AND HE IS 540 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:51,595 ALREADY WEARING A STAR SPANGLED SUIT. 541 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:56,333 NEW EPISODES OF "THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER" COME OUT ON 542 00:28:56,402 --> 00:29:01,672 FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME WYATT RUSSELL! 543 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:09,680 >> HOW YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU. 544 00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:10,814 WOW. HAPPEN TAIN AMERICA IS BEARDED 545 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,216 NOW. >> YEAH. 546 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:13,884 VERY. EXTREMELY. 547 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,220 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING CAPTAIN AMERICA. 548 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:19,222 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA, AND IT NEVER HAPPENED 549 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:20,357 FOR ME. >> YOU KNOW, AFTER ME, YOU MIGHT 550 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:24,695 BE ABLE TO SNEAK IN THERE. >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO? 551 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:27,631 YOU THINK THERE WILL BE A SERIES OF CAPTAINS AFTER THIS. 552 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:30,300 >> HOPEFULLY. >> Jimmy: I READ SOMETHING WITH 553 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,837 ANTHONY MACKIE AND SEBASTIAN SAM WHO ARE STARS OF THE SHOW THAT 554 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,706 SAID YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MARVEL COMICS OR THE 555 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,509 MOVIES OR ANY OF THIS STUFF? >> I DIDN'T GROW UP -- I DIDN'T 556 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,711 GROW UP KNOWING MUCH ABOUT COMIC BOOKS. 557 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:45,449 MY HEROES WERE ATHLETES. SO WHEN I CAME ON SET, I WAS 558 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,784 ASKING OKAY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 559 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:50,387 WHO'S THAT PERSON? OR HOW DO THEY FIT? 560 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,725 FINALLY SEBASTIAN WAS LIKE DUDE, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. 561 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,327 YOU'RE GOING TO GET MORE CONFUSED. 562 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,661 WHEN YOU GET ANSWERS, IT'S GOING TO BE WORSE. 563 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:00,264 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU WERE TRYING OUT FOR THE PART 564 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:03,133 THT YOU HAD TO TELL THEM YOU KNEW, YOU HAD TO PRETEND YOU 565 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,869 KNEW ABOUT IT? >> I DID A LITTLE. 566 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:08,738 >> Jimmy: YOU DID A LITTLE? >> THEY SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF 567 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:13,878 THE GUY, AND I WAS OH, ALL RIGHT, YEAH! 568 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,081 AND THEN THEY START RUNNING ME THROUGH THE STUFF. 569 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:21,752 SO YOU KNOW WHEN THANOS HIT -- SNAPS HIS FINGERS. 570 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,554 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND FINALLY ABOUT 15 MINUTES 571 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:29,226 INTO THE EXPLANATION OF WHY I AM WHO I AM, I HAD TO LOOK AT HER 572 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:34,898 AND I'M REALLY SORRY, ZOEY. I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS. 573 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,101 YOU TO START FROM THE BEGINNING. AND SHE RAN ME THROUGH IT AND 574 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,836 THEY WERE SUPER NICE ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS THEY 575 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,572 WERE OKAY WITH THAT. OR MAYBE THEY ACTUALLY LIKED 576 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,506 THAT. >> IT'S POSSIBLE FOR THE 577 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:43,774 CHARACTER. IT KIND OF WORKS FOR THE 578 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,043 CHARACTER BECAUSE HE IS NEW AND HE IS NOT A PART OF THE OLD 579 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:49,513 UNIVERSE, OR WHATEVER. BUT IT WAS A SEMI EMBARRASSING 580 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,316 TO BE IN THE MARVEL OFFICE GOING I DON'T KNOW. 581 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:56,386 SORRY. >> Jimmy: DO I DON'T KNOW WHAT 582 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,589 CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD IS MADE OUT OF? 583 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:04,595 >> IT'S MADE OUT OF VIBRANIUM. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO YOU DO KNOW 584 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:05,862 SOMETHING. >> I KNOW THAT NOW. 585 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:10,201 >> Jimmy: DID THEY GIVE YOU YOUR OWN SUIT OR ONE OF CHRIS EVANS' 586 00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:12,669 OLD ONES? >> IT'S FUNNY. 587 00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,804 I REQUESTED CHRIS EVANS' OLD SUIT. 588 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,207 >> Jimmy: YES? >> SO I COULD REALLY FEEL LIKE I 589 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:19,677 WAS DOING A GOOD JOB BECAUSE HE DID SUCH A GREAT JOB. 590 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:23,013 AND THEY GAVE ME A NEW ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE 591 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,217 THE FIRST TIME YOU PUT IT ON AND YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR? 592 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:30,354 >> IT WAS OH, GOSH, TAKE IT OFF! YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY. 593 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:31,888 SEND ME BACK. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE SO MUCH 594 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:38,695 MONEY. IT WAS LIKE -- HONESTLY, WAS HOW 595 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:44,968 AM I GOING TO ACT IN THIS THING? >> Jimmy: IS IT UNCOMFORTABLE? 596 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:49,106 >> OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS. IT LOOKS AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS I 597 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,707 LOOK IN IT. >> Jimmy: WHY DO THEY HAVE TO 598 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:54,912 MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE? IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD 599 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:55,979 HAVE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. >> IT'S A PRESENTATIONAL EFFECT 600 00:31:56,048 --> 00:32:01,519 WHERE YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS IS NOT COOL, RIGHT? 601 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,253 AND SO I'M SORT OF A SLOUCHY GUY. 602 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,789 WE'LL OOH PUT YOU IN THIS POSITION WHERE THE FIRST PIECE 603 00:32:05,858 --> 00:32:09,259 LOX YOU LIKE THAT, THE SECOND PIECE ZIPS AND LOCKS YOU LIKE 604 00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:14,197 THAT AND THE THIRD PIECE IS -- THAT'S UNDERNEATH THE SUIT THAT 605 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,267 LOOKS COOL. >> Jimmy: SEE, I DISAGREE WITH 606 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:18,268 THAT. TO ME, CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOULD 607 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:20,604 EMBODY AMERICA. HE SHOULD BE LAYING ON THE COUCH 608 00:32:20,673 --> 00:32:24,608 WITH A BIG FAT STOMACH AND MAYBE A BEER HELMET INSTEAD? 609 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:27,945 >> I BASICALLY PITCHED THAT, AND THEY DIDN'T GO FOR IT. 610 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:31,415 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T GO FOR IT. YEAH, MAYBE IN SEASON 17 THEY'LL 611 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:32,816 LET ME. >> Jimmy: SO YOUR DAD, KURT 612 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:36,887 RUSSELL IS ALSO IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. 613 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:40,290 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE IS EGO, STAR LORD. 614 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,961 TECHNICALLY, I THINK YOUR STAR LORD'S STEPBROTHER OR SOMETHING. 615 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:46,964 >> THIS IS ALL NEWS TO ME. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT 616 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,098 OBVIOUSLY. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT. 617 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:56,039 >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE YOUR FATHER IN "THE GUARDIANS OF THE 618 00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,041 GALAXY"? >> DID. 619 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,175 >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW STAR LORD IS CHRIS PRATT? 620 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:03,179 >> YES. >> Jimmy: AND HIS REAL LIFE 621 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,048 FATHER-IN-LAW IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, SO IN A WAY 622 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:06,183 pYOU'RE RELATED TO HIM TOO. >> OH, WOW. 623 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:10,854 >> Jimmy: SHOULD I SAY COOL? I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY COOL. 624 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,589 >> OKAY, COOL. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF COOL, PUT 625 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:15,593 THIS PICTURE UP HERE. YOU HAVE -- WHAT IS THAT, IS 626 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,795 THAT TECHNICALLY AN RV? IT'S A KAMPE VAN. 627 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:21,464 >> IT'S A CONVERSION VAN THAT MY WIFE AND I BOUGHT A COUPLE OF 628 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:25,535 YEARS AGO AND WE GO CAMPING IN WHENEVER WE WANT THE GET AWAY. 629 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,338 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> WE WENT TO MONTANA. 630 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,205 WE WENT TO COLORADO. WE WENT TO OREGON. 631 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:32,076 WE SPENT A MONTH AND A HALF IN THE VAN TRAVELING AROUND TO GET 632 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,877 AWAY FROM PEOPLE AND VISITED THE NATIONAL PARKS. 633 00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:35,546 >> Jimmy: WE HAD YOUR MOM ON THE SHOW. 634 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:37,414 YOUR MOTHER OF COURSE GOLDIE HAWN. 635 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:41,751 AND SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE YOU CUT THEM OFF OR SOMETHING LIKE 636 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:44,221 THAT. THEY WERE IN THEIR RV AND YOU 637 00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:47,491 CAME UP BEHIND THEM. >> YES. 638 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:51,161 SO THEY RENTED AN RV. IT WAS A HUGE RV CALLED A 639 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:55,032 HURRICANE, OKAY, WHICH WAS A PERFECT NAME FOR THE RV THAT 640 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,834 THEY WERE DRIVING. WE WERE DRIVING BEHIND THEM. 641 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:03,173 AND I SEE ON A WAZE APP THAT THE TRIANGLE COMES UP WHERE IT SAYS 642 00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:06,976 CAUTION, SOMETHING BAD HAS HAPPENED UP AHEAD AND TRAFFIC IS 643 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,311 BUILDING UP. AND I WAS OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO 644 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:11,514 BE LATE TO THE CAMPSITE. WE'RE GOING GET THERE BEFORE 645 00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:12,716 THEM. DRIVING, EVERYBODY NOW IS GOING 646 00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:16,854 TO THE LEFT LANE LIKE MERGING SLOWLY OVER THIS HILTON 101. 647 00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:22,392 AND I SEE AS WE CREST THE HILL THE RV IN THE RIGHT LANE. 648 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:29,333 THEY WERE DRIVING SO SLOW THAT IT THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS AN 649 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,002 ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING. AND I TURNED OH MY GOD, I'M 650 00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:33,070 EMBARRASSED EVEN THOUGH NO ONE NOSE. 651 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:37,608 AND I DRIVE BY THEM. AND AS I DRIVE BY THEM, IT'S NOT 652 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:38,675 LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE RV OR ANYTHING. 653 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:45,682 MY DAD IS DRIVING THE RV HAPPIER THAN I'VE EVER SEEN HIM. 654 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:49,687 LOVING IT IF YOU HAD A HORN, GOING 35, 40. 655 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,621 AND PEOPLE FLYING BY GOING 70 MILES PER HOUR. 656 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:56,427 OH MY GOD, JESUS, THEY GOT PICK IT UP. 657 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:59,763 THOUGHT THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT ABOUT 658 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,166 FOLLOWING YOUR DAD? I HAD THAT VERY SAME THING WITH 659 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,101 MY FATHER. HE WASN'T IN AN RV, BUT HE 660 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:07,504 DOESN'T WANT TO GO FAST BECAUSE HE KNOWS I'M BEHIND HIM WITH THE 661 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,307 KIDS IN THE CAR. SO HE JUST SLOW. 662 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:14,244 AND THEN HE KEEPS GETTING SLOWER AND SLOWER AND SLOWER UNTIL I'M 663 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:19,716 SO MAD I HAVE TO LIKE CALL AND SCREAM AT HIM ON THE TELEPHONE. 664 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,585 >> IT'S PART OF -- IT'S PART OF GROWING UP. 665 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:25,789 I REMEMBER HEARING ONE OF MY FRIEND'S DAD SAY DAVID, IT'S THE 666 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,659 LIMIT. 65 IS THE LIMIT. 667 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,861 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS, IT'S 668 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:33,464 SOMETHING LIKE YOU DON'T GO 75. THAT'S TOO FAST. 669 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,865 IT'S DANGEROUS. YOU GO TO LIMIT. 670 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:38,936 AND AS YOU GET OLDER, YOU GO THE LIMIT. 671 00:35:39,004 --> 00:35:41,538 >> Jimmy: YOU STAY WITHIN THE LIMIT. 672 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,006 YEAH. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 673 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:45,275 SHOW AND ON THE CAMPER VAN. >> THANK YOU. 674 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:50,747 >> Jimmy: EVEN MORE SO. THE SHOW IS "THE FALCON AND THE 675 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,616 WINTER SOLDIER." IT'S AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON 676 00:35:53,686 --> 00:35:55,152 DISNEY PLUS. WYATT RUSSELL, EVERYBODY. 677 00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,554 THANKS, WYATT. WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAZMINE 678 00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:00,491 SULLIVAN. >> "THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE 679 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:04,628 CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 680 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:08,498 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: TOMORROW NIGHT AT 681 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:11,168 9 EASTERN YOU CAN SEE HER FULL PANDORA LIVE POWERED BY WOMEN 682 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:18,242 CONCERT, WITH A SAMPLE OF THAT NOW FROM HER EP "HEAUX TALES," 683 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:26,817 THE SONG IS CALLED "PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS", JAZMINE SULLIVAN! 684 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:37,461 ♪ ♪ SAID THAT I'VE BEEN ACTING 685 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,929 DIFFERENT YEAH ♪ ♪ FUNNY HOW I FINALLY 686 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:41,531 FLIPPED THE SCRIPT ON YA ♪ 687 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,933 ♪ WHEN YOU THE ONE WHO'S DOUBLE DIPPIN YA ♪ 688 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,200 ♪ YOU SO SLOPPY HOW I CAUGHT YOU 689 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,602 SLIPPIN UP ♪ ♪ YOU'RE OFF THE LEASE 690 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:49,673 RUN ME MY KEYS ♪ ♪ NO MORE POPPIN UP 691 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:52,008 TO HIT IT YEAH ♪ ♪ I AIN'T GOT THE MILES 692 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:55,144 TO TRIP ON YA ♪ ♪ NEW PHONE 693 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,813 WHO IS DIS ♪ ♪ BRAND NEW 694 00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:00,284 LIKE THE WHIP ♪ ♪ RACK IT UP 695 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:06,156 NO ASSIST ♪ ♪ MAIN BITCH I AIN'T AVERAGE, 696 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:09,293 WAKE UP ♪ ♪ NEED A SIP 697 00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,094 HENNESSEY ♪ ♪ TAKE A SIP 698 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:12,162 I GOT MY JEANS ♪ ♪ I'M TOO THICK 699 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,897 I AIN'T GOT THE ROOM FOR EXTRA BAGGAGE ♪ 700 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:18,435 ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME AND PICK YOUR FEELINGS ♪ 701 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:20,837 ♪ DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES YOU NEED TO HURRY 702 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:29,913 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS ♪ ♪ WHILE I'M UP CLEANING 703 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:33,316 BOY PLEASE I DON'T NEED YA ♪ 704 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,985 ♪ MEMORIES ALL THAT [ BLEEP ] 705 00:37:36,055 --> 00:37:40,390 YOU CAN KEEP IT ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME 706 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:46,262 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES ♪ 707 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,666 ♪ OH I'M TRYINA FIND A [ BLEEP ] TO GIVE FOR YA ♪ 708 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:52,135 ♪ YOU RAN OUTTA CHANCES OF FORGIVEN YA ♪ 709 00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:53,871 ♪ YEAH LISTEN I AIN'T LISTENING ♪ 710 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,205 ♪ JUST FOR YOU TO GO AND BREAK MY HEART AGAIN ♪ 711 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:59,342 ♪ I LEARNED MY LESSON LAST TIME AND 712 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:02,612 I AIN'T COMING BACK NOW ♪ ♪ THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD NOW 713 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,547 AND I BETCHA I LOOK BETTER DON'T I ♪ 714 00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:07,084 ♪ NEW PHONE WHO IS DIS ♪ 715 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,752 ♪ CONTACT DON'T EXIST ♪ 716 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,423 ♪ NEED A RIDE CALL THAT ♪ 717 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,692 ♪ GAS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE NO MORE ♪ 718 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,964 ♪ POP UP VISITS HANDS TIED, NO GRIP ♪ 719 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,033 ♪ I AIN'T GOT THE ROOM FOR EXTRA BAGGAGE ♪ 720 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:29,172 ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME AND PICK YOUR FEELINGS ♪ 721 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,041 ♪ DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES YOU NEED TO HURRY 722 00:38:32,111 --> 00:38:39,849 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS ♪ ♪ WHILE I'M UP CLEANING 723 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:44,387 BOY PLEASE I DON'T NEED YA ♪ 724 00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:48,258 ♪ MEMORIES ALL THAT [ BLEEP ] 725 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,194 YOU CAN KEEP IT ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME 726 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:58,802 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES ♪ 727 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,537 ♪ THERE'S A LOCK ON THE DOOR WHERE 728 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:03,540 MY HEART ONCE WAS MMM ♪ ♪ BUT YOU HAD YOUR FUN 729 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:07,210 BUT I HAD ENOUGH ♪ ♪ NOW I'M REALLY DONE 730 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,945 I DESERVE SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU GAVE TO ME ♪ 731 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:14,885 ♪ NOW I'M SAVING ME AND I MADE MY PEACE ♪ 732 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,420 ♪ SO YOU CAN RUN THEM STREETS ♪ 733 00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:24,227 ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME AND PICK YOUR FEELINGS ♪ 734 00:39:24,296 --> 00:39:26,429 ♪ DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES YOU NEED TO HURRY 735 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:33,503 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS ♪ ♪ WHILE I'M UP CLEANING 736 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:37,240 BOY PLEASE I DON'T NEED YA ♪ 737 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:41,577 ♪ MEMORIES ALL THAT [ BLEEP ] 738 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,246 YOU CAN KEEP IT ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET TO COME 739 00:39:43,314 --> 00:40:00,096 AND PICK UP YOUR FEELINGS DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES ♪ 740 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:26,823 ♪ ♪ 741 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,292 ♪ DON'T LEAVE NO PIECES ♪ 742 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:33,497 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK LIL REL HOWERY, WYATT RUSSELL, 743 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,767 AND JAZMINE SULLIVAN. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 744 00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:37,967 WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. 745 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:38,368 GET THAT MOUTH GUARD IN PLACE AND SOAK IT UP. 746 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:48,478 GOODNIGHT.