1 00:00:00,626 --> 00:00:03,081 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD ‐‐ IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" 2 00:00:03,081 --> 00:00:06,551 TONIGHT ‐‐ BOB ODENKIRK, NICOLE BYER, AND MUSIC FROM 3 00:00:06,551 --> 00:00:10,054 TATE MCRAE. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 4 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:14,192 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 5 00:00:14,192 --> 00:00:17,328 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. HI, EVERYONE. I'M JIMMY. 6 00:00:17,328 --> 00:00:18,672 I'M THE HOST OF THIS, WHICH IS WHAT WE CALL A SHOW. 7 00:00:18,672 --> 00:00:24,077 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON 8 00:00:24,077 --> 00:00:25,178 A SPECIAL DAY, NATIONAL DOCTORS DAY. 9 00:00:25,178 --> 00:00:28,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 10 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:29,516 THIS IS THE DAY ON WHICH WE HONOR THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE 11 00:00:29,516 --> 00:00:31,184 REALLY THE ONLY STRANGERS YOU CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE ASKING, 12 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:32,919 "WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS LUMP ON MY BUTT?" 13 00:00:32,919 --> 00:00:36,823 [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:00:36,823 --> 00:00:38,158 NOBODY IS OUT BANGING POTS AND PANS FOR THE DOCTORS ANYMORE. 15 00:00:38,158 --> 00:00:41,194 EXCEPT FOR DR. PHIL. EVERY NIGHT AT AROUND MIDNIGHT, 16 00:00:41,194 --> 00:00:43,563 I DRIVE BY HIS HOUSE AND BANG ON A CROCKPOT. 17 00:00:43,563 --> 00:00:43,896 [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:47,167 BUT WE SHOULD BE. WE ARE HOPEFULLY COMING OUT OF 19 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:50,503 THE COVID TUNNEL THANKS TO DOCTORS. THANKS TO SCIENTISTS. 20 00:00:50,503 --> 00:00:54,474 EVERY COUNTRY HAS HAD TO FEND FOR ITSELF DURING THIS THING. 21 00:00:54,474 --> 00:00:55,942 WHICH DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE A WORLDWIDE 22 00:00:55,942 --> 00:01:01,114 THREAT. AND SO NOW, A NUMBER OF WORLD 23 00:01:01,114 --> 00:01:03,750 LEADERS ARE SIGNING WHAT THEY CALL A PANDEMIC TREATY THAT 24 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,652 WOULD PUT US A BETTER POSITION TO COLLABORATE WHEN THIS 25 00:01:05,652 --> 00:01:08,421 INEVITABLY HAPPENS AGAIN. GERMANY, FRANCE, ENGLAND ‐‐ 26 00:01:08,421 --> 00:01:14,160 THEY'RE ALL ON BOARD. THEY SAY THAT IF HUMANS WANT TO 27 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,363 SURVIVE AS A SPECIES, WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER, INSTEAD 28 00:01:16,363 --> 00:01:19,799 OF SELFISHLY FOCUSING ON OUR OWN INDIVIDUAL COUNTRIES. 29 00:01:19,799 --> 00:01:20,400 IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE DOOMED. 30 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:20,733 [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:25,071 THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. YOU KNOW THOSE MOVIES WHEN THE 32 00:01:25,071 --> 00:01:29,309 ALIENS SHOW UP AND THE NATIONS JOIN FORCES TO FIGHT THEM OFF? 33 00:01:29,309 --> 00:01:30,577 I THINK WE'VE LEARNED FROM COVID THAT IF THAT DOES HAPPEN, WE'LL 34 00:01:30,577 --> 00:01:31,678 BE LIKE, "YOU GUYS SHOULD GO CONQUER SWITZERLAND. 35 00:01:31,678 --> 00:01:32,278 THEY HAVE NO WEAPONS AT ALL." 36 00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:32,912 [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:32,912 --> 00:01:35,415 "EVEN THEIR CHEESE HAS HOLES IN IT." 38 00:01:35,415 --> 00:01:41,488 THIS IS KIND OF UNBELIEVABLE, BUT ALSO PAR FOR THE COURSE. 39 00:01:41,488 --> 00:01:44,691 THERE IS A CONTROVERSY NOW OVER WHERE WE HAVE CONTROVERSIES 40 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:47,293 WHERE WE NEVER HAD THEM BEFORE ACTION OVER THE SO‐CALLED 41 00:01:47,293 --> 00:01:50,230 VACCINE PASSPORTS THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AND PRIVATE 42 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:52,999 INDUSTRY ARE WORKING ON. SO THAT WE HAVE A WAY TO PROVE 43 00:01:52,999 --> 00:01:57,404 YOU GOT YOUR SHOTS FOR PURPOSES OF TRAVEL OR GOING TO CONCERTS 44 00:01:57,404 --> 00:01:59,172 AND SPORTING EVENTS, WHATEVER. IF YOU HAVE A VACCINE PASSPORT, 45 00:01:59,172 --> 00:02:01,941 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO THAT STUFF. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MANY 46 00:02:01,941 --> 00:02:04,911 REPUBLICANS ARE NOT ON BOARD WITH THAT. 47 00:02:04,911 --> 00:02:08,848 INCLUDING RON DeSANTIS, THE TERRIBLE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA. 48 00:02:08,848 --> 00:02:11,651 >> YOU WANT TO GO TO MOVIE THEATER? 49 00:02:11,651 --> 00:02:16,089 SHOULD YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT? NO. YOU WANT TO GO TO A GAME? NO. 50 00:02:16,089 --> 00:02:18,925 WANT TO GO TO A THEME PARK? NO. WE'RE NOT SUPPORTIVE OF THAT. 51 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:20,126 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. WHICH IS VERY RICH COMING FROM 52 00:02:20,126 --> 00:02:24,998 THE PARTY THAT WANTS NINE FORMS OF IDENTIFICATION BEFORE YOU CAN 53 00:02:24,998 --> 00:02:25,363 VOTE. 54 00:02:25,363 --> 00:02:25,696 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:25,696 --> 00:02:28,034 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 56 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:29,569 DeSANTIS ISN'T THE ONLY DUMMY WHO OPPOSES THE PASSPORT. 57 00:02:29,569 --> 00:02:32,472 NONE OTHER THAN KLAN MOM HERSELF, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, 58 00:02:32,472 --> 00:02:37,777 BELIEVES THERE ARE BIBLICAL IMPLICATIONS. 59 00:02:37,777 --> 00:02:42,082 >> THEY WANT YOU TO BE REQUIRED TO HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A COVID 60 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:44,651 PASSPORT. AND THIS WOULD MANDATE YOUR 61 00:02:44,651 --> 00:02:48,488 ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL, YOUR ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO GO TO 62 00:02:48,488 --> 00:02:51,925 EVENTS, YOUR ABILITY TO BE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL. 63 00:02:51,925 --> 00:02:56,996 AND I ASK THE QUESTION EARLIER, IS THIS SOMETHING LIKE BIDEN'S 64 00:02:56,996 --> 00:02:59,933 MARK OF THE BEAST? BECAUSE THAT IS REALLY 65 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:00,800 DISTURBING AND NOT GOOD. 66 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,770 >> Jimmy: OH, BUT A REAL GOOD QUESTION. POOR JOE BIDEN. 67 00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:05,138 HOW DO YOU REACH ACROSS THE AISLE WHEN THE OTHER SIDE THINKS 68 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:05,572 YOU HAVE HOOVES? 69 00:03:05,572 --> 00:03:07,507 [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:03:07,507 --> 00:03:14,114 WHAT A DUMB PERSON. THE MARK OF THE BEAST. 71 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:16,249 EVERYONE KNOWS, THE MARK OF THE BEAST IS ZUCKERBERG. 72 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:16,582 [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:03:16,582 --> 00:03:19,919 NO. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THE MARK OF THE BEAST, IS THE 74 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:25,091 MARKY MARK OF THE BEAST. BUT GO ON. 75 00:03:25,091 --> 00:03:28,828 >> LET'S ANALYZE THAT. YOU SEE, IT'S STILL THE SAME 76 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:31,898 THING. IT'S STILL FASCISM. OR COMMUNISM, WHATEVER YOU WANT 77 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:33,500 TO WELL IT. 78 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,536 >> Jimmy: WELL. FASCISM AND COMMUNISM ARE 79 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:38,104 LITERALLY OPPOSITE THINGS. 80 00:03:38,104 --> 00:03:38,805 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:43,042 IT'S WHY GERMANY AND THE SOVIET UNION FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR II. 82 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:45,011 BUT THEY BOTH HAVE "ISM" IN 'EM, SO YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD. 83 00:03:45,011 --> 00:03:50,917 IT'S FASCISM OR COMMUNISM, OR, I DON'T KNOW, ASTIGMATISM ‐‐ ALL 84 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:51,284 VERY BAD THINGS. 85 00:03:51,284 --> 00:03:52,085 [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:03:52,085 --> 00:03:53,019 THERE SHOULD BE A TEST TO GET INTO CONGRESS. 87 00:03:53,019 --> 00:03:54,187 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A TEST TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE. CONGRESS? 88 00:03:54,187 --> 00:04:00,527 THEY JUST WAVE YOU RIGHT THROUGH. OVER THE PAST YEAR, SEEMS LIKE 89 00:04:00,527 --> 00:04:06,332 EVERY COMPANY MADE A COMMERCIAL TO REMIND US HOW MUCH THEY CARE 90 00:04:06,332 --> 00:04:08,935 ABOUT US, TO HEAR US DURING TROUBLED TIMES. 91 00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:15,842 AS BUSINESSES ARE OPENING BACK UP, THEY'RE CHANGE THEIR TONE A 92 00:04:15,842 --> 00:04:16,342 LITTLE BIT. 93 00:04:16,342 --> 00:04:21,347 >> IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES, AS LIFE GETS BACK TO NORMAL, MENNEN 94 00:04:21,347 --> 00:04:24,784 WANTS YOU TO KNOW WE DON'T THINK OF YOU AS FAMILY ANYMORE. 95 00:04:24,784 --> 00:04:29,022 WE HAVE OUR OWN FAMILIES. SO SUCK IT UP. 96 00:04:29,022 --> 00:04:34,060 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON. SPEED STICK. 97 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:37,831 THE HONEYMOON'S OVER. GO [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF. 98 00:04:37,831 --> 00:04:40,733 ♪ BY MENNEN 99 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:41,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:44,637 >> Jimmy: I GUESS IT'S BACK TO SECRET FOR ME. 101 00:04:44,637 --> 00:04:45,872 SPEAKING OF SECRETS, DONALD TRUMP YESTERDAY ‐‐ 102 00:04:45,872 --> 00:04:46,973 REMEMBER HIM? DONALD TRUMP UNVEILED HIS NEW 103 00:04:46,973 --> 00:04:54,180 OFFICIAL WEBSITE. WHICH IS CALLED 45OFFICE.COM. 104 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:57,417 THEY HAD TO PAY GODADDY FIVE DOLLARS TO GET THE RIGHTS TO IT. 105 00:04:57,417 --> 00:04:57,750 [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,687 OF ALL THE POSSIBLE URLs ‐‐ 45 OFFICE? 107 00:05:00,687 --> 00:05:05,558 IS HE LAUNCHING A WEBSITE OR A NEW VERSION OF MICROSOFT WORD? 108 00:05:05,558 --> 00:05:06,793 [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:05:06,793 --> 00:05:08,328 THIS WEBSITE IS, AS YOU MIGHT GUESS, SOMETHING ELSE. 110 00:05:08,328 --> 00:05:09,863 I SPENT SOME TIME COMBING THROUGH IT THIS AFTERNOON. 111 00:05:09,863 --> 00:05:13,032 HE BASICALLY SET UP A FAN PAGE TO HIMSELF. 112 00:05:13,032 --> 00:05:16,502 THERE ARE PHOTOS OF DON PALLING AROUND WITH DICTATORS, KISSING 113 00:05:16,502 --> 00:05:21,674 BABIES ‐‐ SPREADING COVID. AND THERE ARE A NUMBER OF 114 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:24,944 SPECIAL OFFERS. YOU CAN REQUEST A VIDEO FROM 115 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,446 DONALD OR MELANIA. "THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN 116 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:29,148 RECEIVING A GREETING FROM DONALD J. TRUMP AND 117 00:05:29,148 --> 00:05:31,684 MELANIA TRUMP FOR YOUR SPECIAL OCCASION. 118 00:05:31,684 --> 00:05:34,621 PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 6 WEEKS FOR PROCESSING OF YOUR REQUEST." 119 00:05:34,621 --> 00:05:37,490 TEN IF YOUR NAME IS ERIC OR DON JR. 120 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,558 [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:05:38,558 --> 00:05:43,763 "DUE TO THE VOLUME OF REQUESTS PRESIDENT AND MRS. TRUMP 122 00:05:43,763 --> 00:05:46,466 RECEIVE, WE WILL NOT PROVIDE STATUS UPDATES." 123 00:05:46,466 --> 00:05:49,502 AND THEN YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN FOR A LIST OF OCCASIONS. 124 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:53,573 BIRTHDAYS, MILITARY RETIREMENT, WEDDING, CONDOLENCE. 125 00:05:53,573 --> 00:05:55,808 [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:05:55,808 --> 00:05:57,810 WHO'S ORDERING A CONDOLENCE VIDEO FROM DONALD TRUMP? 127 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:58,878 "YOUR MOTHER DIED? THAT'S TOO BAD. 128 00:05:58,878 --> 00:05:59,746 SHE WAS A TOTAL DISASTER." 129 00:05:59,746 --> 00:06:00,947 [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:06:00,947 --> 00:06:03,883 HE BASICALLY JUST LAUNCHED HIS OWN VERSION OF CAMEO. 131 00:06:03,883 --> 00:06:07,854 YOU CAN EVEN BOOK THE FORMER PRESIDENT FOR PARTIES AND EVENTS. 132 00:06:07,854 --> 00:06:10,523 LOOK AT THIS. "THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN 133 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:12,558 INVITING DONALD J. TRUMP TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR EVENT." 134 00:06:12,558 --> 00:06:17,297 THEN YOU HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS LIKE, AUDIENCE AND 135 00:06:17,297 --> 00:06:21,467 NOTABLE INVITEES, INCLUDING ESTIMATED NUMBER OF ATTENDEES. 136 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:26,673 HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW BIG THE CROWD IS AND IF TV'S HERCULES, 137 00:06:26,673 --> 00:06:29,642 KEVIN SORBO, WILL BE THERE, I GUESS. 138 00:06:29,642 --> 00:06:29,976 [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:06:29,976 --> 00:06:31,210 IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS, TRUMP HAS GONE FROM PRESIDENT OF THE 140 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:33,546 UNITED STATES TO A BOOKABLE BIRTHDAY CLOWN. 141 00:06:33,546 --> 00:06:35,448 [ LAUGHTER ] 142 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:35,915 [ APPLAUSE ] 143 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:40,320 MEANWHILE, AT THE WHITE HOUSE, THERE WAS ANOTHER BITING 144 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,921 INCIDENT YESTERDAY, YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 145 00:06:41,921 --> 00:06:46,693 THE PRESIDENT'S GERMAN SHEPHERD, MAJOR, IS SAID TO HAVE NIPPED A 146 00:06:46,693 --> 00:06:48,795 NATIONAL PARK SERVICE EMPLOYEE ON THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE 147 00:06:48,795 --> 00:06:52,065 HOUSE. THIS IS THE SECOND PERSON MAJOR 148 00:06:52,065 --> 00:06:54,300 BIT THIS MONTH. THE LAST TIME THEY SENT HIM HOME 149 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:57,136 TO DELAWARE. I GUESS HE DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING. 150 00:06:57,136 --> 00:07:01,441 BIDEN HIMSELF HAS SAID MAJOR IS A SWEET DOG AND 85% OF THE 151 00:07:01,441 --> 00:07:03,543 PEOPLE AT THE WHITE HOUSE LOVE HIM. 152 00:07:03,543 --> 00:07:05,812 BECAUSE THE OTHER 15% HAD THEIR NUTS IN HIS TEETH, I GUESS. 153 00:07:05,812 --> 00:07:06,846 [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:10,216 I WONDER HOW THEY'RE GONNA HANDLE THIS? 155 00:07:10,216 --> 00:07:13,086 YOU CAN'T HAVE A DOG GOING AROUND BITING PEOPLE. 156 00:07:13,086 --> 00:07:15,188 SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT DONALD TRUMP, MIKE PENCE NEVER BIT 157 00:07:15,188 --> 00:07:15,553 ANYBODY. 158 00:07:15,553 --> 00:07:17,824 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 159 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:23,429 HERE IN L. A., MOVIE THEATERS ARE GOING TO OPEN UP SOON. 160 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:24,263 THEY WILL OPEN THEM TO HALF CAPACITY. 161 00:07:24,263 --> 00:07:25,531 BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN GO TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE, BECAUSE SOME 162 00:07:25,531 --> 00:07:32,171 PEOPLE SPENT THEIR LOCKDOWN DOING THIS. 163 00:07:32,171 --> 00:07:35,808 >> DURING QUARANTINE, MY HUSBAND BUILT A VIDEO RENTAL STORE IN 164 00:07:35,808 --> 00:07:37,577 OUR BASEMENT. HE DECIDED HE NEEDED A PROJECT 165 00:07:37,577 --> 00:07:41,647 AT THE HOUSE TO KEEP HIMSELF BUSY. INSTEAD OF REFINISHING OUR 166 00:07:41,647 --> 00:07:43,983 KITCHEN CABINETS, HE DECIDED TO BUILD A VIDEO RENTAL STORE. 167 00:07:43,983 --> 00:07:46,686 [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:47,453 >> Jimmy: AND INSTEAD OF GETTING 169 00:07:47,453 --> 00:07:49,389 DIVORCED, THAT MAN, BRIAN HOGAN AND HIS WIFE ERIN, ARE JOINING 170 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:54,727 US HERE TONIGHT. FROM THEIR VIDEO STORE IN THE 171 00:07:54,727 --> 00:07:55,962 BASEMENT OF THEIR HOME IN DES MOINES, IOWA. 172 00:07:55,962 --> 00:07:58,564 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 173 00:07:58,564 --> 00:08:00,066 HI, BRIAN. HI, ERIN. 174 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:00,933 >> HELLO, SIR. 175 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:06,172 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. I GUESS MY FIRST QUESTION IS, 176 00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:06,537 WHY? 177 00:08:06,537 --> 00:08:06,870 [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,742 >> WELL, MAINLY BECAUSE ALL THE STORES WERE CLOSING, I WASN'T 179 00:08:09,742 --> 00:08:12,378 GOING TO BE ABLE TO VISIT THEM ANYMORE. 180 00:08:12,378 --> 00:08:15,081 AND MY DAUGHTER MOVED AWAY FROM COLLEGE. 181 00:08:15,081 --> 00:08:16,082 AND I'M ALSO AN INSANE PERSON. 182 00:08:16,082 --> 00:08:16,415 [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:08:16,415 --> 00:08:21,654 >> Jimmy: YEAH. YOU HAVE WI‐FI, AND YOU KNOW 184 00:08:21,654 --> 00:08:24,390 ABOUT NETFLIX AND THAT SORT OF THING, RIGHT? 185 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,592 >> ABSOLUTELY. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. 186 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:30,563 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT THE SAME. YOU LOVE THIS STUFF, YOU LOVE 187 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:33,433 VHS TAPES? WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE, BLU‐RAYS, 188 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:34,434 DVDs THAT SORT OF THING? 189 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:36,569 >> YEAH, LASER DISKS, ALL OF IT. 190 00:08:36,569 --> 00:08:38,771 >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEM THAT IS SO APPEALING? 191 00:08:38,771 --> 00:08:41,174 IS IT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN HOLD THEM AND TOUCH THEM AND SEE THEM 192 00:08:41,174 --> 00:08:41,874 OR WHAT? 193 00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:46,446 >> YEAH, I THINK IT'S TANGIBLE. I DON'T THINK FLIPPING THROUGH 194 00:08:46,446 --> 00:08:50,416 THUMBNAILS ON STREAMING SERVICES HAS THE EXACT APPEAL. 195 00:08:50,416 --> 00:08:51,784 DOESN'T TO ME, ANYWAY. 196 00:08:51,784 --> 00:08:54,921 >> Jimmy: ERIN, YOU ARE A VERY TOLERANT PERSON, AREN'T YOU? 197 00:08:54,921 --> 00:08:55,254 [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:08:55,254 --> 00:08:58,591 >> MY KITCHEN CABINETS STILL AREN'T REFINISHED, JIMMY. 199 00:08:58,591 --> 00:08:59,959 SO, YOU KNOW. MAYBE SOMEDAY HE'LL GET TO THAT 200 00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:00,292 PROJECT TOO. 201 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:03,396 [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:09:03,396 --> 00:09:06,499 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE BASEMENT BEFORE? WAS IT EMPTY? 203 00:09:06,499 --> 00:09:10,803 >> UM ‐‐ NO, IT WAS FULL OF MOVIES, JUST VERY, YOU KNOW, 204 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:11,137 UNORGANIZED. 205 00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:13,239 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 206 00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:16,809 >> IT WAS OUR STEPDAUGHTER'S BEDROOM, AND HE CONVERTED IT. 207 00:09:16,809 --> 00:09:19,112 >> Jimmy: OH. DOES SHE KNOW ‐‐ I'M SURE SHE 208 00:09:19,112 --> 00:09:20,980 KNOWS, YEAH. SHE'S GOING TO BE ‐‐ HER NEW 209 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:25,418 ROOM IS FILLED WITH "TROOP BEVERLY HILLS" OR SOMETHING LIKE 210 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:25,783 THAT. 211 00:09:25,783 --> 00:09:28,654 >> YEAH, SHE SLEEPS IN THE "ACTION" SECTION. 212 00:09:28,654 --> 00:09:29,856 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 213 00:09:29,856 --> 00:09:33,559 >> Jimmy: YOU DO HAVE ‐‐ I WATCHED THE VIDEO. 214 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,995 WILL YOU SHOW US AROUND THE PLACE? 215 00:09:35,995 --> 00:09:36,429 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 216 00:09:36,429 --> 00:09:38,297 >> Jimmy: OKAY. THERE'S AN ACTION SECTION. 217 00:09:38,297 --> 00:09:43,803 WE DIDN'T HAVE AN ACTION SECTION IN OUR BASEMENT, BUT HERE YOU 218 00:09:43,803 --> 00:09:44,168 GO. 219 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:49,509 >> WE'RE ENTERING "COMEDY." 220 00:09:49,509 --> 00:09:52,278 YEAH, SO ALL OF THIS RIGHT HERE? 221 00:09:52,278 --> 00:09:53,312 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 222 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,515 >> WOULD BE OUR "COMEDY" SECTION. 223 00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:59,018 YOU GET FANTASTIC THINGS LIKE "HOWARD THE DUCK." 224 00:09:59,018 --> 00:10:00,920 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. THAT'S A HARD ONE. 225 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,023 WHERE DO YOU PUT THAT ONE? THAT COULD ALSO GO IN THE 226 00:10:04,023 --> 00:10:04,924 SUPERHERO SECTION, RIGHT? 227 00:10:04,924 --> 00:10:07,226 >> IT COULD, IT COULD. IT'S TECHNICALLY A MARVEL FILM. 228 00:10:07,226 --> 00:10:07,627 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH. 229 00:10:07,627 --> 00:10:10,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:12,899 WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS ‐‐ THIS STUFF, THIS VIDEO STORE 231 00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:16,302 STUFF? 232 00:10:16,302 --> 00:10:19,071 >> I'VE BEEN COLLECTING MOVIES FOR 20 YEARS OR SO. 233 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:23,276 THRIFT STORES AND ALL THAT. BUT THE SHELVING I GOT BECAUSE 234 00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:24,243 OUR LOCAL VIDEO STORES ARE CLOSING. 235 00:10:24,243 --> 00:10:25,611 >> Jimmy: I SEE. DO YOU HAVE CUSTOMERS? 236 00:10:25,611 --> 00:10:28,915 AT YOUR VIDEO STORE? 237 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:31,817 >> NOT YET. WE'RE STILL, YOU KNOW. 238 00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,519 WE'RE STILL KEEPING IT CLOSED. 239 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,922 >> Jimmy: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 240 00:10:35,922 --> 00:10:37,456 >> HERE'S A DRAMA. 241 00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:39,125 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 242 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,895 >> MICHAEL DOUGLAS, "BEHIND THE CANDELABRA." 243 00:10:42,895 --> 00:10:44,397 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH. HE WAS GOOD IN THAT. 244 00:10:44,397 --> 00:10:52,838 [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:10:52,838 --> 00:10:59,345 I SEE YOU GOT "ALMOST FAMOUS" ON THE WALL THERE, ALL SORTS OF 246 00:10:59,345 --> 00:11:02,682 LITTLE ITEMS. WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOUND A 247 00:11:02,682 --> 00:11:03,047 WIFE. 248 00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:03,380 [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,850 I'M REALLY SURPRISED. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST FUN 250 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:05,818 MENTAL BREAKDOWNS I'VE EVER SEEN. 251 00:11:05,818 --> 00:11:10,323 [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:15,127 WHAT'S YOUR POLICY ON REWINDING THERE? 253 00:11:15,127 --> 00:11:21,234 >> I MEAN, I DEFINITELY ‐‐ THE KIDS ARE DEFINITELY DOING CHORES 254 00:11:21,234 --> 00:11:23,469 IF THEY DON'T REWIND THE TAPES. 255 00:11:23,469 --> 00:11:28,140 >> Jimmy: ARE THERE MOVIES YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF COPIES OF, LIKE 256 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:31,110 YOU HAD AT BLOCK BUST WHERE THERE'S SOMETHING POPULAR? 257 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:35,381 >> I'VE CORNERED THE MARKET ON "FORREST GUMP," I HAVE AT LEAST 258 00:11:35,381 --> 00:11:36,749 300 COPIES OF IT. 259 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:37,516 >> Jimmy: OH, 300. 260 00:11:37,516 --> 00:11:38,017 >> YEAH. 261 00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:40,419 >> Jimmy: YOU SOUND LIKE YOU NEED TO BUY ANOTHER HOUSE. 262 00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:43,089 WHY DO YOU HAVE 300 COPIES OF "FORREST GUMP"? 263 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:43,923 >> SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 264 00:11:43,923 --> 00:11:44,256 [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:11:44,256 --> 00:11:51,931 >> Jimmy: I SEE. I SEE. DO YOU HAVE THE 1987 SYLVESTER 266 00:11:51,931 --> 00:11:54,934 STALLONE ARM WRESTLING DRAMA "OVER THE TOP"? 267 00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:57,336 >> I DO HAVE "OVER THE TOP." 268 00:11:57,336 --> 00:11:59,138 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW EVERY ONE YOU HAVE? 269 00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:04,877 >> I HAVE IT PRETTY WELL CATA CATALOGED IN MY HEAD. 270 00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:06,045 IN CASE I DON'T, I HAVE IT IN A SPREADSHEET. 271 00:12:06,045 --> 00:12:09,048 >> Jimmy: ERIN, DO YOU AND BRIAN EVER STAND IN THE STORE FOR 45 272 00:12:09,048 --> 00:12:12,318 MINUTES ARGUING OVER WHAT YOU SHOULD WATCH? 273 00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:12,651 [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:14,587 LIKE WE USED TO IN THE OLD DAYS? 275 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,156 >> ABSOLUTELY. WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT TASTES IN 276 00:12:17,156 --> 00:12:17,489 MOVIES. 277 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:19,759 >> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY. IS THERE AN "ADULT" SECTION? 278 00:12:19,759 --> 00:12:23,029 >> YEAH, THE ADULT SECTION IS ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE. 279 00:12:23,029 --> 00:12:24,330 >> Jimmy: OH, BEHIND ‐‐ 280 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:29,468 >> BEHIND THE COUNTER. YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR IT. 281 00:12:29,468 --> 00:12:29,802 [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:12:29,802 --> 00:12:30,136 >> Jimmy: I SEE. 283 00:12:30,136 --> 00:12:32,138 >> I'LL SLIP IT ACROSS THE TABLE IN A BROWN PAPER SACK. 284 00:12:32,138 --> 00:12:35,574 [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:12:35,574 --> 00:12:38,744 >> Jimmy: AND HOW STRICT ARE YOU WHEN IT COMES TO LATE FEES? 286 00:12:38,744 --> 00:12:40,413 IS THAT A THING THERE? 287 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,915 >> LATE FEES ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH. 288 00:12:42,915 --> 00:12:45,217 THAT MIGHT BE WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS YET. 289 00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:47,286 >> Jimmy: I SEE. YOU HAVE ALL THE SETUP, YOU'VE 290 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,155 GOT EVERYTHING. BOY, THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE. 291 00:12:49,155 --> 00:12:52,558 DO PEOPLE GO NUTS WHEN THEY COME DOWN AND YOU SEW THEM AROUND? 292 00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:55,328 >> YEAH. I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE THAT I 293 00:12:55,328 --> 00:12:57,763 THOUGH ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M CRAZY. 294 00:12:57,763 --> 00:12:58,931 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 295 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:01,334 >> I GOT SOME ‐‐ I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS TOO. 296 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,135 WE JUST ADDED THIS JUST FOR YOU RECENTLY. 297 00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:03,669 >> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S ME. 298 00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:04,002 >> UH‐HUH. 299 00:13:04,002 --> 00:13:06,005 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 300 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:11,010 >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. YOU'VE GOT MY FILM LIBRARY THERE. 301 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,546 OH, I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU, BRIAN. 302 00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:18,117 THAT MOVIE "LIKE MIKE" YOU JUST PASSED BY? I GOT CUT OUT OF THAT. 303 00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:20,686 I WAS NOT IN IT. 304 00:13:20,686 --> 00:13:21,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:23,789 YEAH, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO BE IN IT, THEN I SHOT IT, 306 00:13:23,789 --> 00:13:26,125 THEN I TOOK MY KIDS TO SEE IT AND THEY'RE LIKE, WHERE WERE 307 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,494 YOU, DAD? 308 00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:28,827 [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:33,065 >> YOU NEED TO EDIT THAT IMDB. BUT I WILL TELL YOU YOU'RE MY 310 00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:33,532 FAVORITE BATMAN. 311 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,601 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 312 00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:36,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 313 00:13:36,102 --> 00:13:39,205 I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN BEING BATMAN. ALL RIGHT. 314 00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:43,042 WELL, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MISSING ONE THING DOWN THERE. 315 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,511 WE HAVE A SPECIAL GIFT FOR YOU. GUILLERMO'S GOING TO BRING IT IN 316 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:48,080 NOW. WE'RE GOING TO SEND THIS TO YOU 317 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,514 IN THE VIDEO BUNKER. 318 00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:49,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 319 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:54,286 THIS IS A POPCORN MACHINE. AND YOU CAN USE IT TO MAKE 320 00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:55,254 POPCORN. AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL MAKE IT 321 00:13:55,254 --> 00:13:58,324 SMELL LESS LIKE A BASEMENT DOWN THERE. 322 00:13:58,324 --> 00:13:59,358 >> ABSOLUTELY. THANKS. 323 00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:04,730 >> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS BRIAN AND ERIN, I APPRECIATE YOU SHOWING 324 00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,866 US AROUND YOUR BASEMENT. AND THANKS FOR BEING WITH US. 325 00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:09,502 GUILLERMO, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEIR POPCORN, THAT'S 326 00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:09,867 THEIRS. 327 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:10,236 >> Guillermo: SORRY. 328 00:14:10,236 --> 00:14:12,037 >> Jimmy: THAT'S BRIAN AND ERIN. 329 00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:12,371 [ APPLAUSE ] 330 00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:14,707 WE HAVE A GOO SHOW. NICOLE BYER IS HERE. 331 00:14:14,707 --> 00:14:17,676 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM TATE McRAE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BOB 332 00:14:17,676 --> 00:14:18,821 ODENKIRK! 333 00:14:18,821 --> 00:14:19,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 334 00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:21,447 ♪ 335 00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:29,510 >> Jimmy: WELL, HELLO, THERE. TONIGHT, SHE IS THE HOST OF THE 336 00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:33,400 SHOW "NAILED IT" ON NETFLIX AND COHOST OF "WIPEOUT" ON TBS. 337 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:33,901 NICOLE BYER IS WITH US. 338 00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:34,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 339 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:40,959 THEN LATER, APPLE MUSIC'S UP NEXT ARTIST, THIS IS HER EP, 340 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:44,829 CALLED, "TOO YOUNG TO BE SAD." MUSIC FROM TATE McRAE. 341 00:14:44,829 --> 00:14:48,433 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 342 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:49,701 TOMORROW NIGHT, JAMIE FOXX AND LAUREN GRAHAM WILL JOIN US, WITH 343 00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:55,673 MUSIC FROM AJR. AND ON THURSDAY, MELISSA McCARTHY, 344 00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:59,777 OCTAVIA SPENCER, NASIM PEDRAHD WILL BE WITH US. 345 00:14:59,777 --> 00:15:05,250 WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE VINE. 346 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,417 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 347 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,686 YOU KNOW OUR FIRST GUEST FROM HIS NINE‐TIME EMMY‐NOMINATED 348 00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:09,954 WORK ON "BETTER CALL SAUL," NOW HE MAKES AN UNEXPECTED LEAP TO 349 00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:14,359 ACTION MOVIE STAR IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY 350 00:15:14,359 --> 00:15:16,628 "NOBODY." 351 00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:23,635 >> WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, OLD MAN? 352 00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:30,341 >> I'M GOING TO [ BLEEP ] YOU UP. 353 00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:32,810 >> HA HA! 354 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:41,953 >> I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 355 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:42,320 >> COME ON! 356 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:46,391 >> AHH! 357 00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:48,092 >> COME ON! 358 00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:51,562 >> GAH! 359 00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:56,401 >> ARGHH! 360 00:15:56,401 --> 00:15:56,901 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 361 00:15:56,901 --> 00:16:02,307 >> Jimmy: NOBODY" IS IN THEATERS NOW. 362 00:16:02,307 --> 00:16:06,311 PLEASE WELCOME BOB ODENKIRK! 363 00:16:06,311 --> 00:16:06,811 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 364 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:13,017 ♪ 365 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:14,319 >> I'M ALIVE! 366 00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:18,289 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 367 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:25,596 >> Jimmy: HEY, BOB. WHOA. 368 00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:26,297 >> I'M ALIVE AND HAPPY! 369 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:31,736 >> Jimmy: WOW. WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 370 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:34,739 >> NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY, EVERYONE! 371 00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:35,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 372 00:16:35,239 --> 00:16:38,710 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 373 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:42,347 >> WE'LL GET TO THAT. 81% ON THE ROTTEN TOMATOES! 374 00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:45,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 375 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:48,252 >> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE ‐‐ IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. 376 00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:51,289 >> YEAH, BUT JIMMY, IT'S NUMBER ONE! OW! 377 00:16:51,289 --> 00:16:53,191 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YOU SAID THAT ‐‐ 378 00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,593 >> LET ME JUST PUT THAT BACK IN THE SOCKET. 379 00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:57,895 >> Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED NUMBER ONE A FEW TIMES. 380 00:16:57,895 --> 00:17:00,331 BUT WHY ARE YOU ALL BANGED UP? YOU'RE ACTUALLY BLEEDING RIGHT 381 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:01,966 NOW. 382 00:17:01,966 --> 00:17:03,134 >> DID YOU SEE THE MOVIE? 383 00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:06,237 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW THE MOVIE. 384 00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:07,105 >> WELL. I GOT KNOCKED AROUND. 385 00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:09,440 [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,909 >> Jimmy: IN THE MOVIE. BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM 387 00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:12,677 AND YOUR FACE? 388 00:17:12,677 --> 00:17:17,582 >> WELL, I BROKE A BONE. AND I GOT CONCUSSION IN THE 389 00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:18,850 FRONT OF MY HEAD AND I GOT TWO IN THE BACK. 390 00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:21,819 [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:17:21,819 --> 00:17:22,954 >> Jimmy: FROM THE MOVIE? 392 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,057 >> I GOT A KIDNEY OUT. AND I LOST MY PELVIS. 393 00:17:26,057 --> 00:17:26,457 I WASN'T USING IT. 394 00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:28,593 [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:17:28,593 --> 00:17:30,595 AND A COUPLE OF TEETH. 396 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:33,131 >> Jimmy: THIS IS DURING THE SHOOTING OF THE FILM? 397 00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:35,066 >> YEAH, JIMMY, IT WAS REAL HARD. 398 00:17:35,066 --> 00:17:37,902 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HARD. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ‐‐ 399 00:17:37,902 --> 00:17:40,037 >> I DID ALL MY OWN FIGHTING. 400 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,539 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ‐‐ 401 00:17:41,539 --> 00:17:42,073 >> THAT'S THE WAY, RIGHT? 402 00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:44,809 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 403 00:17:44,809 --> 00:17:48,579 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS THE WAY. A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE A 404 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:49,981 STUNTMAN DO THE FIGHTING. 405 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:50,748 >> WHAT? 406 00:17:50,748 --> 00:17:53,618 >> Jimmy: A STUNTMAN. A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE A 407 00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:54,585 STUNT GUY. 408 00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:56,120 >> A STUNT WHO? 409 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,688 >> Jimmy: A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN WOULD COME IN AND DO 410 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:01,292 THE FIGHTING PART, EVEN ON THE OTHER END WITH THE GUYS, YOU 411 00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,261 KNOW, THEY WOULD BE STUNTMEN AS WELL. 412 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:03,594 >> WHAT? 413 00:18:03,594 --> 00:18:03,928 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 414 00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:06,364 [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:18:06,364 --> 00:18:07,465 >> THAT'S ‐‐ 416 00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,967 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH STUNTMEN? 417 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:12,937 >> I FORGOT ‐‐ 418 00:18:12,937 --> 00:18:16,174 >> Jimmy: ABOUT $YOU EVER SEE THE SHOW "THE FALL GUY" STARRING 419 00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:16,707 LEE MAJORS? 420 00:18:16,707 --> 00:18:17,875 >> I LOVED IT. 421 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,545 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT HIS JOB WAS, HE WAS A STUNTMAN BACK 422 00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:20,878 THEN, YEAH. 423 00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:23,448 >> OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. 424 00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:25,683 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD HAVE HAD ONE OF HIM. INSTEAD, YOU'VE SUFFERED 425 00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:28,252 CONSEQUENCES, IT LOOKS LIKE. ON SCREEN IT LOOKED REALLY 426 00:18:28,252 --> 00:18:28,686 GREAT ‐‐ 427 00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:31,022 >> I GOT MY ASS KICKED, JIMMY. 428 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,089 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. 429 00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:35,059 >> I'LL NEVER WALK THE SAME AGAIN. 430 00:18:35,059 --> 00:18:35,392 [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:42,233 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE REALLY A MESS. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MESS. 432 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:44,702 IT'S ACTUALLY DISTURBING. I'M SORRY TO LAUGH. 433 00:18:44,702 --> 00:18:45,269 WHILE YOU'RE PRETEND CRYING. 434 00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,505 [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:52,243 BUT YEAH, IT'S ‐‐ ARE YOU OKAY? 436 00:18:52,243 --> 00:18:53,911 >> I GOT BEAT UP SO BAD. 437 00:18:53,911 --> 00:18:54,278 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 438 00:18:54,278 --> 00:18:58,082 >> THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE. IT WAS REAL FIGHTING. 439 00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:01,118 THEY TOLD ME I HAD TO DO IT. THEY TOLD ME I HAD TO DO IT. 440 00:19:01,118 --> 00:19:03,187 >> Jimmy: THOSE GUYS IN THE BUS WERE JUST GUYS ‐‐ 441 00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:04,755 >> THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE, JIMMY. 442 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:06,457 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. WELL. 443 00:19:06,457 --> 00:19:09,794 >> BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT CGI CRAP! 444 00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:13,264 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 445 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:21,005 >> NOBODY, NOBODY LIKES CGI. SAY IT WITH ME. NOBODY LIKES CGI! 446 00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:24,709 >> Jimmy: YEAH. LOOKS LIKE YOUR CGI IS BLACK IS 447 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,143 WHAT IT IS, YEAH. 448 00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:28,112 >> WILL YOU BE MY AGENT? 449 00:19:28,112 --> 00:19:28,445 [ LAUGHTER ] 450 00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:31,449 >> Jimmy: YES, I WOULD. I WOULD BE HONORED TO BE YOUR 451 00:19:31,449 --> 00:19:32,750 AGENT. IF WE CAN DROP THIS BIT. 452 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,051 >> WE CAN DROP THE BIT. 453 00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:34,785 >> Jimmy: YES. BEAUTIFULLY DONE. 454 00:19:34,785 --> 00:19:36,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 455 00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:48,065 I SEE ANOTHER EMMY NOMINATION. 456 00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:48,466 YOU STILL ‐‐ YEAH. 457 00:19:48,466 --> 00:19:52,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 458 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:55,773 IT'S ALL FUNNY, BUT WHEN WE GO TO A COMMERCIAL AND COME BACK 459 00:19:55,773 --> 00:19:58,643 AND MAKE NO MENTION OF THE FACT THAT YOUR FACE IS BEATEN? 460 00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,177 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE DISTURBED. 461 00:20:00,177 --> 00:20:02,346 >> I WANT TO GET THIS MAKEUP EVERY TIME. 462 00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:02,747 [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:04,148 I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT. 464 00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:05,683 >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE A GREAT RUNNING GAG, YEAH. 465 00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:07,785 >> YEAH, YEAH. 466 00:20:07,785 --> 00:20:09,253 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN THIS MOVIE. 467 00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:09,587 >> THANK YOU. 468 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:11,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 469 00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:16,494 >> Jimmy: I WAS WONDERING, I WAS WONDERING HOW THIS HAPPENED. 470 00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:19,063 BECAUSE IT IS A REALLY GOOD ACTION MOVIE. 471 00:20:19,063 --> 00:20:20,565 >> OH, GOOD. 472 00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:22,900 >> Jimmy: AND OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE, YOU KNOW ‐‐ THIS IS SURPRISING 473 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,735 TO SEE YOU IN THIS PARTICULAR ROLE. 474 00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:27,171 AND I WAS THINKING LIKE, MAYBE THEY WENT TO LIKE SOME OF THESE 475 00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:27,805 ACTION GUYS. 476 00:20:27,805 --> 00:20:28,372 >> YEAH. 477 00:20:28,372 --> 00:20:30,608 >> Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WENT TO TOM CRUISE AND HE'S LIKE, NO, I'M 478 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,044 NOT GOING TO DO THIS. YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 479 00:20:33,044 --> 00:20:38,082 >> IT JUST GOT HANDED DOWN? 480 00:20:38,082 --> 00:20:40,785 >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY THOUGHT, IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF BOB ODENKIRK 481 00:20:40,785 --> 00:20:43,788 PLAYED THIS ROLE. THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED AT 482 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:44,153 ALL. 483 00:20:44,153 --> 00:20:47,825 >> NO. I PLAY JIMMY McGILL ON "BETTER 484 00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:48,158 CALL SAUL." 485 00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:51,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 486 00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:54,398 AFTER THE SECOND SEASON, YOU KNOW, IT PLAYS IN EUROPE, PLAYS 487 00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:57,001 AROUND THE WORLD. THEN MY BROTHER‐IN‐LAW, LUKE, 488 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,704 SENT ME A SCREEN GRAB OF AN AD FOR IT IN CHINA. 489 00:20:59,704 --> 00:21:03,975 AND I THOUGHT, WOW, THEY'RE WATCHING ME PLAY THIS CHARACTER 490 00:21:03,975 --> 00:21:05,810 IN CHINA. I WONDER WHAT I COULD DO IN 491 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,378 FEATURES THAT COULD PLAY AROUND THE WORLD? 492 00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:10,181 ACTION PLAYS AROUND THE WORLD. AND I THOUGHT, I'M IN OKAY SHAPE. 493 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:10,615 DESPITE HOW I LOOK. 494 00:21:10,615 --> 00:21:12,650 [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:16,187 I CAN HOLD THE MAKEUP, STAYS ON MY FACE. 496 00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:19,824 AND I COULD ‐‐ IF I COULD TRAIN, I COULD PLAY THAT PART. 497 00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:23,761 I THOUGHT I HAD IT IN ME. SO I PASSED THE IDEA AROUND. 498 00:21:23,761 --> 00:21:29,600 AND DEREK COLSTEAD, WHO WROTE 499 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,638 "THE JOHN WICK" FILMS, LOVED THE NOTION OF ME BEING A REGULAR DAD 500 00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:38,409 WHO GETS IN A CIRCUMSTANCE, EMBROILED THIS A BIG FIGHT 501 00:21:38,409 --> 00:21:41,545 THAT'S A GREAT BIG CINEMATIC STORY OF ONE MAN AGAINST THE 502 00:21:41,545 --> 00:21:45,182 RUSSIAN MOB. HE WROTE AND IT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 503 00:21:45,182 --> 00:21:49,787 ILYA NYSHILL DIRECTED A MOVIE CALLED "HARDCORE HENRY." 504 00:21:49,787 --> 00:21:53,557 LOVED IT AND WANTED TO DIRECT IT. AND WE JUST HAD AN INCREDIBLE 505 00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:55,593 TEAM. AND I TRAINED FOR 2 1/2 YEARS. 506 00:21:55,593 --> 00:21:58,062 >> Jimmy: YOU TRAINED? DID YOU START TRAINING BEFORE 507 00:21:58,062 --> 00:21:59,330 YOU ACTUALY SOLD THIS MOVIE? 508 00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:03,701 >> LUCKILY IT TAKES SO LONG FOR A MOVIE TO GET MADE IN HOLLYWOOD. 509 00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:04,034 [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:05,069 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 511 00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:09,073 >> YOU COULD BECOME ANYTHING BY THE TIME ‐‐ 512 00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:09,406 [ LAUGHTER ] 513 00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:12,510 YOU WANT TO BE A TIGHTROPE WALKER OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, 514 00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:15,079 VIOLINIST, YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN. 515 00:22:15,079 --> 00:22:15,513 [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:22:15,513 --> 00:22:17,181 >> Jimmy: IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU IN THIS MOVIE. 517 00:22:17,181 --> 00:22:20,184 IT WAS GREAT TO SEE CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, WHO PLAYS YOUR DAD, IN 518 00:22:20,184 --> 00:22:20,751 THE MOVIE. 519 00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:21,886 >> YEAH, YEAH. 520 00:22:21,886 --> 00:22:25,523 >> Jimmy: HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING THE BEST TIME EVER. 521 00:22:25,523 --> 00:22:27,892 >> HE WAS GIDDY. 522 00:22:27,892 --> 00:22:34,365 >> Jimmy: DOC BROWN FROM "BACK TO THE FUTURE." JIM FROM "TAXI." 523 00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:40,304 >> CHRISTOPHER LLOYD, RIZZA, CONNIE NIELSEN. 524 00:22:40,304 --> 00:22:44,075 CHRIS LLOYD HAS NEVER BEEN IN AN ACTION MOVIE. 525 00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:48,179 HE'S SUFFSUCH A SWEET GUY. I WASN'T SURE HOW HE'D FEEL. 526 00:22:48,179 --> 00:22:51,415 HE WAS ABSOLUTELY GIDDY ABOUT PRETENDING TO SHOOT OFF SHOTGUNS. 527 00:22:51,415 --> 00:22:54,351 THEY TOLD HIM ‐‐ AT ONE POINT HIS CHARACTER HAS LIKE SIX 528 00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:57,088 SHOTGUNS AROUND HIS NECK, DANGLING. 529 00:22:57,088 --> 00:23:01,258 THEY SAID, HEY, MAN, WE'LL BUILD REALLY LIGHT SHOTGUNS. 530 00:23:01,258 --> 00:23:03,594 SHOTGUNS ARE KIND OF HEAVY, SIX OF THEM AROUND YOUR NECK. 531 00:23:03,594 --> 00:23:10,167 HE SAYS, NO, NO, NO, I NEED REAL SHOTGUNS. THEY'LL LOOK FAKE! 532 00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:14,805 SO HE'S WEARING REAL SHOTGUNS. 533 00:23:14,805 --> 00:23:15,506 [ APPLAUSE ] 534 00:23:15,506 --> 00:23:20,745 RIZZA IS AN AMAZING GUY WHO'S DONE THIS AND KNOWS THESE MOVIES 535 00:23:20,745 --> 00:23:24,081 AND BROUGHT THE BEST SPIRIT TO THE FILM. 536 00:23:24,081 --> 00:23:30,121 IT WAS AN AMAZINGLY ‐‐ IT WAS THE BLOODIEST, MOST VIOLENT FILM 537 00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:31,589 MADE WITH THE MOST LOVE EVER. 538 00:23:31,589 --> 00:23:33,758 >> Jimmy: LIKE A SURGERY OR SOMETHING. 539 00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:36,527 IT REALLY CAME OUT GREAT. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT 540 00:23:36,527 --> 00:23:38,863 MORE WITH BOB ODENKIRK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 541 00:23:38,863 --> 00:23:40,955 HIS MOVIE IS CALLED "NOBODY." 542 00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:41,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 543 00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:50,552 >> Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH BOB ODENKIRK. 544 00:23:50,552 --> 00:23:53,222 HIS MOVIE IS CALLED "NOBODY." WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT IT, 545 00:23:53,222 --> 00:23:55,657 HOW MUCH FUN IT IS. HOW HAS YOUR YEAR BEEN OVERALL? 546 00:23:55,657 --> 00:23:57,759 I KNOW YOU DID THE TRAINING FOR THIS FILM. 547 00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:59,495 BUT THEN YOU GOT STUCK IN THE HOUSE, RIGHT? 548 00:23:59,495 --> 00:24:03,565 >> YEAH, WE FINISHED RIGHT BEFORE THE PANDEMIC HIT. 549 00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:05,300 AND STUCK IN THE HOUSE. BUT MY SON, NATHAN, WHO WORKED 550 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,069 ON YOUR SHOW ‐‐ 551 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:07,469 >> Jimmy: YEAH. 552 00:24:07,469 --> 00:24:09,505 >> THANK YOU FOR THAT, HE LOVED WORKING HERE. 553 00:24:09,505 --> 00:24:11,006 >> Jimmy: GREAT KID. VERY SMART KID. 554 00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:14,309 >> YEAH, AND HE WAS HOME. AND MY DAUGHTER ERIN WAS HOME 555 00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:20,382 FROM HER COLLEGE. THEY WERE ALL ONLINE. 556 00:24:20,382 --> 00:24:23,151 WE DID PROJECTS TOGETHER, IT WAS GREAT. 557 00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:24,119 >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOOK. 558 00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,523 >> I WROTE A BOOK WITH MY KIDS WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE, LITTLE 559 00:24:27,523 --> 00:24:29,858 RHYMES, SUPER SILLY. I THOUGHT ONE DAY I MIGHT 560 00:24:29,858 --> 00:24:31,727 REWRITE THEM AND MAKE THEM GOOD IF I COULD. 561 00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:32,394 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE THEY? 562 00:24:32,394 --> 00:24:37,232 >> 2, 3. AND THEY WOULD WRITE SOME, SILLY 563 00:24:37,232 --> 00:24:39,134 RHYMES. I KEPT IT AND I THOUGHT, THIS IS 564 00:24:39,134 --> 00:24:40,702 OUR CHANCE. SO I MADE THEM COME OUT OF THEIR 565 00:24:40,702 --> 00:24:43,605 ROOMS. 566 00:24:43,605 --> 00:24:43,939 [ LAUGHTER ] 567 00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:46,942 AND I SAID, WE'RE GOING TO REWRITE THESE POEMS. 568 00:24:46,942 --> 00:24:49,611 AND I WROTE A BUNCH. ERIN DID THE ILLUSTRATIONS. 569 00:24:49,611 --> 00:24:52,114 CAN I SHARE ONE? 570 00:24:52,114 --> 00:24:54,483 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAUGHTER DID ‐‐ THESE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE TERRIFIC. 571 00:24:54,483 --> 00:24:59,354 >> LET ME ASSURE THIS WITH YOU. THIS IS "A CAT NAMED LARRY." 572 00:24:59,354 --> 00:25:03,091 A CAT NAMED LARRY HAD A MOUSE HE CARRIED AROUND WITH HIM AS A 573 00:25:03,091 --> 00:25:05,894 PET. HIS DAD SAID, CHASE IT, DON'T 574 00:25:05,894 --> 00:25:09,197 JUST CARRY IT, YOU'LL WASTE IT, BUT HE LOVED THAT MOUSE SO VERY, 575 00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:11,300 VERY MUCH. CATS LIVE LONGER THAN MICE DO, 576 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:15,103 IT SEEMS. NOW LARRY ONLY SEES HIS TREND IN 577 00:25:15,103 --> 00:25:19,007 HIS KITTY CAT DREAMS WHERE THEY CHASE EACH OTHER ROUND, NEVER 578 00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:21,076 CATCHING, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S THE GOOD FEELINGS THAT 579 00:25:21,076 --> 00:25:24,313 REMAIN AT THE END OF THE DAY. 580 00:25:24,313 --> 00:25:24,813 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 581 00:25:24,813 --> 00:25:26,982 >> Jimmy: WOW. PROJECT. REAL ODENKIRK FAMILY 582 00:25:26,982 --> 00:25:30,285 >> IT WAS AN ODENKIRK FAMILY PROJECT. 583 00:25:30,285 --> 00:25:32,087 AND WE'VE MADE GOOD USE OF OUR PANDEMIC TIME. 584 00:25:32,087 --> 00:25:33,221 IT GOT A LITTLE LONG AT THE END. 585 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:33,555 [ LAUGHTER ] 586 00:25:33,555 --> 00:25:39,328 >> Jimmy: OKAY. YOU POSTED A PICTURE GETTING A 587 00:25:39,328 --> 00:25:41,163 VACCINATION WITH SOME OF YOUR CASTMATES. 588 00:25:41,163 --> 00:25:42,764 >> YEAH. 589 00:25:42,764 --> 00:25:46,401 >> Jimmy: ON "BETTER CALL SAUL." WHY DID YOU GET IT ALL TOGETHER? 590 00:25:46,401 --> 00:25:51,873 >> WELL, STEVEN MICHAEL KESODA, WHO'S ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE 591 00:25:51,873 --> 00:25:57,412 FRAME, WHO PLAYS GOMIE IN "BREAKING BAD" AND "BAERT CALL 592 00:25:57,412 --> 00:26:01,083 SAUL" IS KIND OF A COMMUNITY LEADER IN NEW MEXICO AND 593 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,284 ALBUQUERQUE. HE HAS PASSED ON THE VACCINE 594 00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:06,154 THREE TIMES SO THAT FRONTLINE WORKERS CAN GET IT, EVEN THOUGH 595 00:26:06,154 --> 00:26:08,757 HIS NUMBER CAME UP. RAY AND I HAVE BEEN SIGNED UP 596 00:26:08,757 --> 00:26:11,994 ABOUT 2 1/2 MONTHS NOW. SO OUR NUMBERS CAME UP AND WE 597 00:26:11,994 --> 00:26:15,731 WERE TALKING TO STEVEN. WE SAID, LET'S GET IT TOGETHER. 598 00:26:15,731 --> 00:26:23,071 STEVEN ARRANGED FOR US TO GET IT SO STEVEN MICHAEL KESODA IS THE 599 00:26:23,071 --> 00:26:25,407 LEADER OF THIS GROUP. WE ALL GOT THE VACCINE AND FEEL 600 00:26:25,407 --> 00:26:28,043 GREAT, AND WE HOPE EVERYONE IN NEW MEXICO AND ALBUQUERQUE WILL 601 00:26:28,043 --> 00:26:30,445 ALSO JOIN US. IT'S A GREAT SYSTEM DOWN THERE. 602 00:26:30,445 --> 00:26:33,348 JUST SIGN UP AND GET THE VACCINE AND LET'S PROTECT EACH OTHER. 603 00:26:33,348 --> 00:26:37,519 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 604 00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:39,721 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SHOOTING THE SHOW, OBVIOUSLY. 605 00:26:39,721 --> 00:26:40,055 >> YEAH. 606 00:26:40,055 --> 00:26:42,658 >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'RE TAKING ALL THESE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS. 607 00:26:42,658 --> 00:26:43,492 >> SURE. 608 00:26:43,492 --> 00:26:45,527 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY EPISODES IN ARE YOU SO FAR? 609 00:26:45,527 --> 00:26:45,894 >> ONE. 610 00:26:45,894 --> 00:26:49,931 >> Jimmy: ONE EPISODE IN. DO YOU KNOW, WHO IS VINCE 611 00:26:49,931 --> 00:26:53,802 GILLIGAN, CREATOR OF THE SHOW, INFORMED YOU OF WHAT SAUL'S FATE 612 00:26:53,802 --> 00:26:55,570 WILL BE, OF WHAT JIMMY'S FATE WILL BE? 613 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,673 >> HE HAS NOT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO 614 00:26:57,673 --> 00:27:01,643 HAPPEN. I LIKE BEING SURPRISED. I KIND OF ENJOY IT, JUST LIKE AN 615 00:27:01,643 --> 00:27:03,578 AUDIENCE MEMBER, WHERE THIS STORY GOES. 616 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,247 IT'S ALWAYS SURPRISING. 617 00:27:05,247 --> 00:27:06,982 >> Jimmy: YOU SAY YOU LIKE BEING SURPRISED. 618 00:27:06,982 --> 00:27:07,315 >> YEAH. 619 00:27:07,315 --> 00:27:08,850 >> Jimmy: IF YOU ASKED HIM TO TELL YOU ‐‐ 620 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:09,718 >> HE WOULD. 621 00:27:09,718 --> 00:27:10,786 >> Jimmy: HE WILL TELL YOU. 622 00:27:10,786 --> 00:27:15,157 >> THEY TRY TO TELL ME AND I GO, SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 623 00:27:15,157 --> 00:27:17,859 I'M A PRODUCER ON THE SHOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING! 624 00:27:17,859 --> 00:27:20,128 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 625 00:27:20,128 --> 00:27:23,699 IT'S PERFECTLY FINE WITH ME. I PREFER TO FIND OUT AND BE 626 00:27:23,699 --> 00:27:24,099 SURPRISED. 627 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:27,269 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, WHEN DOES THE BOOK COME OUT AND WHAT IS IT 628 00:27:27,269 --> 00:27:27,634 CALLED? 629 00:27:27,634 --> 00:27:32,541 >> WHAT, THIS BOOK IS CALLED "ZILLIT" AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN 630 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:33,175 IT COMES OUT. 631 00:27:33,175 --> 00:27:34,443 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A HECK OF A PLUG. 632 00:27:34,443 --> 00:27:34,776 [ LAUGHTER ] 633 00:27:34,776 --> 00:27:36,111 YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 634 00:27:36,111 --> 00:27:39,047 >> YEAH. 635 00:27:39,047 --> 00:27:42,551 >> Jimmy: WELL, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I HOPE YOU WON'T BE 636 00:27:42,551 --> 00:27:46,388 BLEEDING. BOB ODENKIRK. "NOBODY" IS HIS MOVIE, IT'S THE 637 00:27:46,388 --> 00:27:48,290 NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY. 638 00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:48,790 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 639 00:27:48,790 --> 00:27:55,163 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NICOLE BYER. 640 00:27:55,163 --> 00:27:55,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 641 00:27:57,177 --> 00:28:00,673 ♪ 642 00:28:00,673 --> 00:28:02,141 >> Jimmy: TATE McRAE IS ON THE WAY. 643 00:28:02,141 --> 00:28:06,278 OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY AND BUSY PERSON. 644 00:28:06,278 --> 00:28:09,849 SHE HOSTS FOUR POD CASTS, NOW TWO TV SHOWS. 645 00:28:09,849 --> 00:28:14,086 STARTING THURSDAY SHE JOINS JOHN CENA HOSTING "WIPEOUT" ON TBS. 646 00:28:14,086 --> 00:28:19,558 PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE BYER! 647 00:28:19,558 --> 00:28:20,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 648 00:28:20,059 --> 00:28:27,633 ♪ 649 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:28,768 >> Jimmy: HOW'S IT GOING? 650 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,036 >> PRETTY GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 651 00:28:30,036 --> 00:28:31,904 >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 652 00:28:31,904 --> 00:28:32,304 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 653 00:28:32,304 --> 00:28:36,442 [ LAUGHTER ] 654 00:28:36,442 --> 00:28:37,109 THANK YOU. 655 00:28:37,109 --> 00:28:40,446 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING BEEN OKAY AS FAR AS COVID AND STAYING 656 00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:42,081 INDOORS AND ALL THAT STUFF GOES? 657 00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:48,220 >> IT'S BEEN OKAY. I DISLOCATED MY ANKLE IN 658 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:48,553 NOVEMBER. 659 00:28:48,553 --> 00:28:49,088 >> Jimmy: OH, GREAT. 660 00:28:49,088 --> 00:28:49,789 >> THAT WAS TOUGH. 661 00:28:49,789 --> 00:28:51,490 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS INJURED ON THIS SHOW TONIGHT. 662 00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:54,226 BUT YOU ‐‐ IS IT OKAY NOW? THE ANKLE'S ALL RIGHT? 663 00:28:54,226 --> 00:28:57,096 >> IT'S DONE BETTER THAN BOB. 664 00:28:57,096 --> 00:28:57,797 [ LAUGHTER ] 665 00:28:57,797 --> 00:28:58,164 I'M DOING OKAY. 666 00:28:58,164 --> 00:28:59,031 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN VACCINATED? 667 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:05,471 >> I GOT MY FIRST SHOT BECAUSE SHE FAT. 668 00:29:05,471 --> 00:29:05,971 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 669 00:29:05,971 --> 00:29:06,639 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 670 00:29:06,639 --> 00:29:09,208 >> I'M A FAT LADY SO I GOT TO GO TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE. 671 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:10,943 >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT, IT WAS ‐‐ 672 00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:15,981 >> THEY SAID, WHAT'S YOUR BMI? I SAID, OH, FINALLY, OKAY. 673 00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:16,315 [ LAUGHTER ] 674 00:29:16,315 --> 00:29:18,717 >> Jimmy: ARE YOUR FRIENDS JEALOUS? 675 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,087 >> SO JEALOUS. I WAS LIKE, YOU SHOULD HAVE EAT 676 00:29:21,087 --> 00:29:22,221 SOMEONE CHEESEBURGERS, OKAY? 677 00:29:22,221 --> 00:29:23,989 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, PEOPLE AREN'T THINKING AHEAD. 678 00:29:23,989 --> 00:29:26,092 >> NO, I'M ALWAYS THINKING AHEAD. 679 00:29:26,092 --> 00:29:29,995 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL FREE NOW? DO YOU FEEL LIKE ‐‐ YEAH, I CAN 680 00:29:29,995 --> 00:29:30,763 IMAGINE THAT ‐‐ 681 00:29:30,763 --> 00:29:33,165 >> I FEEL PRETTY GOOD. I'VE GOT TO GET MY SECOND SHOT, 682 00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:34,700 BUT SO FAR, SO GOOD. 683 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:37,503 >> Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU GET, PFIZER, MODERNA? 684 00:29:37,503 --> 00:29:39,605 >> SHE A PFIZER DIVA. 685 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:40,372 [ LAUGHTER ] 686 00:29:40,372 --> 00:29:43,342 >> Jimmy: PFIZER, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO IS 687 00:29:43,342 --> 00:29:44,276 RELUCTANT TO GET THE VACCINE? 688 00:29:44,276 --> 00:29:45,344 >> OH, SO MANY PEOPLE. 689 00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:47,113 >> Jimmy: YOU DO? 690 00:29:47,113 --> 00:29:49,315 >> YEAH, THEY'RE JUST LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO WAIT, 691 00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:52,084 SEE HOW PEOPLE REACT. I'M LIKE, WHITE PEOPLE ARE 692 00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:55,221 DRIVING TO COMPTON. RICH, WHITE PEOPLE. 693 00:29:55,221 --> 00:29:59,058 GO GET YOU THE VACCINE! 694 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:00,025 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 695 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:03,195 GO GET IT, IT'S GOOD. THEY WANT IT, YOU GET IT. 696 00:30:03,195 --> 00:30:03,529 [ LAUGHTER ] 697 00:30:03,529 --> 00:30:05,431 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING, IF WHITE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THAT 698 00:30:05,431 --> 00:30:06,298 LENGTH ‐‐ 699 00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:08,167 >> YES. RICH WHITE PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO 700 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:13,506 GET IN THEIR AUDIS AND DRIVE TO COMPTON. 701 00:30:13,506 --> 00:30:15,574 GET TO THE SPACE TO GO GET IT. GET IT. 702 00:30:15,574 --> 00:30:18,844 >> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT. THAT WOULD MAKE A HECK OF A PSA. 703 00:30:18,844 --> 00:30:19,178 [ LAUGHTER ] 704 00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:24,917 >> YEAH, IF THE RICH WHITES, ARE DOING IT, YOU SHOULD TOO! 705 00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:28,354 >> Jimmy: I MENTIONED YOU'VE GOT TWO TV SHOWS AND FOUR PODCASTS. 706 00:30:28,354 --> 00:30:31,257 WHY NOT JUST TAKE ON TEN IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO FOR FOUR? 707 00:30:31,257 --> 00:30:33,492 >> YOU GOING TO PAY ME? 708 00:30:33,492 --> 00:30:33,825 [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:30:33,825 --> 00:30:35,394 >> Jimmy: FOUR IS A LOT OF TALKING TO DO, ISN'T IT? 710 00:30:35,394 --> 00:30:38,230 >> IT IS BUT I HAVE SO MANY OPINIONS. 711 00:30:38,230 --> 00:30:40,799 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE SHOWS IS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL DATING LIFE. 712 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:50,409 >> WHYYEAH, "WHY WON'T YOU DATE 713 00:30:50,409 --> 00:30:54,180 ME?" DURING THIS PANDEMIC IT'S BEEN 714 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:56,715 HARD. I HAVE THIS FACEBOOK DATE AND HE 715 00:30:56,715 --> 00:30:58,083 ONLY ALLOTTED 15 MINUTE ARE. 716 00:30:58,083 --> 00:31:00,019 >> Jimmy: WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE. 717 00:31:00,019 --> 00:31:00,719 >> IT'S VERY RUDE. 718 00:31:00,719 --> 00:31:04,490 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET A FACETIME DATE TO START? 719 00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:07,560 >> YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS, GOD 720 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:07,925 BLESS. 721 00:31:07,925 --> 00:31:09,128 >> Jimmy: ON AN APP? 722 00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:09,795 >> YES. 723 00:31:09,795 --> 00:31:12,598 >> Jimmy: I SEE. NO, BUT MY WIFE DOES IT. 724 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:12,931 [ LAUGHTER ] 725 00:31:12,931 --> 00:31:15,067 >> SHE DOES? I SEE. 726 00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:16,235 >> Jimmy: I'M CURIOUS. 727 00:31:16,235 --> 00:31:21,207 >> WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, SHE'S SWIPING AT NIGHT. 728 00:31:21,207 --> 00:31:22,308 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING. 729 00:31:22,308 --> 00:31:25,077 >> THEN YOU TALK AND HE'S LIKE, LET'S FACETIME ON FRIDAY. 730 00:31:25,077 --> 00:31:28,080 I WAS LIKE, OKAY. I WAS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE. 731 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,518 HE'S LIKE, I HAVE FRIENDS COMING OVER, MAYBE WE DO THIS ANOTHER 732 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,154 TIME? THIS IS IN MAY. I'M LIKE, THE PANDEMIC JUST 733 00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:37,156 STARTED. YOU HAVE FRIENDS COMING OVER? 734 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:37,623 >> Jimmy: BAD SIGN. 735 00:31:37,623 --> 00:31:38,324 >> NOT FOR ME. 736 00:31:38,324 --> 00:31:39,258 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO. 737 00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:43,662 >> THEN I WENT ON ANOTHER DATE, IN PERSON, STILL WEARING MY 738 00:31:43,662 --> 00:31:47,233 MEDICAL BOOT, IN A PARK. HE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS 739 00:31:47,233 --> 00:31:49,134 TRAUMA. WHICH IS LIKE, FOR 2:00 P. M. ON 740 00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:49,568 A [ BLEEP ] TUESDAY? 741 00:31:49,568 --> 00:31:53,138 [ LAUGHTER ] 742 00:31:53,138 --> 00:31:53,472 [ APPLAUSE ] 743 00:31:53,472 --> 00:31:53,839 THAT'S TOO MUCH. 744 00:31:53,839 --> 00:32:00,379 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. BUT AS HE WAS ‐‐ AS HE WAS 745 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:04,049 TELLING ME THE MOST TRAUMATIC THING I FELT MY WIG SLIDE BACK. 746 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,117 [ LAUGHTER ] 747 00:32:05,117 --> 00:32:05,884 AND JUST ‐‐ 748 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,086 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 749 00:32:07,086 --> 00:32:10,422 >> AIR CRUISING ON MY HEAD. OH MY GOD, HE'S GOING TO THINK 750 00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:15,294 I'M DOING A BIT. THEN FINALLY I WAS, MY WIG! 751 00:32:15,294 --> 00:32:18,097 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR DEAD FAMILY, MY WIG! 752 00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:19,765 WE'RE NOT SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN. 753 00:32:19,765 --> 00:32:20,098 [ LAUGHTER ] 754 00:32:20,098 --> 00:32:20,966 >> Jimmy: OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE. 755 00:32:20,966 --> 00:32:23,769 BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE PROTOCOL SHOULD YOU BE ON A DATE WITH 756 00:32:23,769 --> 00:32:25,938 SOMEONE AND THEIR WIG STARTS TO COME OFF? 757 00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:26,972 >> I DON'T KNOW. 758 00:32:26,972 --> 00:32:27,806 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW. 759 00:32:27,806 --> 00:32:30,442 >> HE COULD HAVE JUST BEEN LIKE, IS YOUR HAIR ‐‐ ARE YOU RECEDING 760 00:32:30,442 --> 00:32:30,776 IN REALTIME? 761 00:32:30,776 --> 00:32:33,512 [ LAUGHTER ] 762 00:32:33,512 --> 00:32:36,715 I DON'T KNOW. I TRULY DON'T KNOW. 763 00:32:36,715 --> 00:32:40,719 I'D PROBABLY BE LIKE, MY FRIEND, YOUR HEAD, FIX IT. I DON'T KNOW. 764 00:32:40,719 --> 00:32:43,555 >> Jimmy: WAS IT HIS IDEA TO MEET YOU AT THE PARK? 765 00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:47,092 >> IT WAS HIS IDEA. HE ALSO BROUGHT TRISCUITS, WHICH 766 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:50,296 ARE LIKE BASKET CRACKERS. THEY'RE SO TOUGH TO EAT. 767 00:32:50,296 --> 00:32:51,297 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH. 768 00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:53,198 >> YEAH. AND I WAS LIKE, IS THIS A PLOY 769 00:32:53,198 --> 00:32:54,099 TO GET ME TO NOT TALK? WHAT IS THIS? 770 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:57,036 [ LAUGHTER ] 771 00:32:57,036 --> 00:33:01,140 THEN HE BROUGHT FOUR BOTTLES OF WATER ‐‐ 772 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:01,974 >> Jimmy: YOU NEED A WICKER CHAIR. 773 00:33:01,974 --> 00:33:04,143 >> THAT'S TRUE. HE BROUGHT FOUR BOTTLES OF WATER. 774 00:33:04,143 --> 00:33:06,211 ARE YOU STEALING ME? WHY FOUR BOTTLES? 775 00:33:06,211 --> 00:33:08,247 THAT'S A LOT OF WATER FOR ONE PERSON. 776 00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:08,847 [ LAUGHTER ] 777 00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:11,317 HE ALSO BROUGHT AMERICAN CHEESE. WHICH IS THE WORST CHEESE. 778 00:33:11,317 --> 00:33:11,684 >> Jimmy: WHAT? 779 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:15,254 [ LAUGHTER ] 780 00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:19,058 >> IT'S LIKE, WHAT? TRISCUITS AND AMERICAN? 781 00:33:19,058 --> 00:33:21,026 MY FRIENDS. 782 00:33:21,026 --> 00:33:22,795 >> Jimmy: WATER TRISCUITS AND AMERICAN TREES. 783 00:33:22,795 --> 00:33:26,198 >> AND MY WIG WAS TRULY BLOWN BACK. THIS IS NOT GOOD. 784 00:33:26,198 --> 00:33:28,133 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 785 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,336 >> Jimmy: WOW. DID THESE GUYS THAT YOU GO ON 786 00:33:30,336 --> 00:33:32,905 DATES WITH, DO THEY EVER HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT THEM ON THE 787 00:33:32,905 --> 00:33:33,238 PODCAST? 788 00:33:33,238 --> 00:33:35,908 >> SOMETIMES. BUT MY DEMOGRAPHIC ISN'T 789 00:33:35,908 --> 00:33:38,510 STRAIGHT DUDES. IT'S A LOT OF GAY MEN. 790 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:39,945 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CONVENIENT. 791 00:33:39,945 --> 00:33:43,248 >> VERY CONVENIENT. BUT ONCE I GOT SOMEONE ASK, I 792 00:33:43,248 --> 00:33:46,185 HAD TO BE LIKE, OH, NO, I'M SO SORRY, THAT WASN'T YOU AT ALL. 793 00:33:46,185 --> 00:33:48,721 THEN ONCE I HAD TO BE LIKE, OH, YEAH, THAT WAS YOU. 794 00:33:48,721 --> 00:33:49,154 YOU BEHAVED POORLY. 795 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:52,591 [ LAUGHTER ] 796 00:33:52,591 --> 00:33:55,294 >> Jimmy: LIKE WHEN A GUY GOES ON A DATE WITH YOU, DOES HE KNOW 797 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:59,765 THAT THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE HE'S GOING TO BE A SUBJECT OF YOUR 798 00:33:59,765 --> 00:34:00,232 COMEDY? 799 00:34:00,232 --> 00:34:03,469 >> FOR THE MOST PART, NO. BUT I DID HAVE ONE GUY WHO WAS 800 00:34:03,469 --> 00:34:05,037 LIKE, DON'T TALK ABOUT ME ON YOUR PODCAST! 801 00:34:05,037 --> 00:34:05,537 AND I WAS LIKE, I WILL! 802 00:34:05,537 --> 00:34:09,975 [ LAUGHTER ] 803 00:34:09,975 --> 00:34:10,340 SORRY! 804 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,445 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU MAY BE STIFLING YOURSELF. 805 00:34:13,445 --> 00:34:13,779 >> OH, NO. 806 00:34:13,779 --> 00:34:14,346 >> Jimmy: I DO THINK SO. 807 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,181 >> YOU THINK THAT'S WHY I'M SINGLE? 808 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:17,683 >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S PART OF IT, YEAH. 809 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:20,452 >> I'D RATHER PAY MY MORTGAGE THAN FIND LOVE. 810 00:34:20,452 --> 00:34:20,786 [ LAUGHTER ] 811 00:34:20,786 --> 00:34:27,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 812 00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:29,962 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU LIKE IN A POD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DURING 813 00:34:29,962 --> 00:34:30,295 LOCKDOWN? 814 00:34:30,295 --> 00:34:33,165 >> YES, I HAVE A ROOMMATE AND THEN ANOTHER NICE MAN WHO LIVES 815 00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:34,166 WITH ME. 816 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:34,767 >> Jimmy: OH. 817 00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:38,070 >> AND WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME. I LOVE HAVING A ROOMMATE. 818 00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:39,905 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ROOMMATES WITH THIS PERSON? 819 00:34:39,905 --> 00:34:41,740 >> LIKE SEVEN YEARS. 820 00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:43,242 >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS NOT A RECENT ‐‐ 821 00:34:43,242 --> 00:34:45,310 >> NO. 822 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:48,614 >> Jimmy: WE NEED COMPANY DURING THIS TIME. 823 00:34:48,614 --> 00:34:54,753 >> JAN MILLHEUSER, ALSO A COMEDIAN, VERY FUNNY, WHATEVER. 824 00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:57,956 I LOVE HAVING HIM AROUND BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD AUDIENCE. 825 00:34:57,956 --> 00:35:01,627 IF I WANT TO DRESS UP, PUT ON A SILLY WIG, HAVE A SONG AND DANCE? 826 00:35:01,627 --> 00:35:05,330 HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT. 827 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:05,764 >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD? 828 00:35:05,764 --> 00:35:06,165 >> YOU CAN DO IT. 829 00:35:06,165 --> 00:35:10,636 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE DOING THIS ‐‐ DOING "WIPEOUT." 830 00:35:10,636 --> 00:35:13,539 WITH JOHN CENA. WERE YOU FAMILIAR WITH JOHN'S 831 00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:14,606 WRESTLING WORK BEFOREHAND? 832 00:35:14,606 --> 00:35:18,110 >> I KNEW HE WAS A WRESTLER BUT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE 833 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:22,714 WERE SAYING THEY COULDN'T SEE HIM. I WAS LIKE, WHAT? HE'S HERE. 834 00:35:22,714 --> 00:35:27,753 IT WAS VERY CONFUSING. IT WAS ONE OF HIS WRESTLING 835 00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:28,687 MOVES AND HE NEEDED TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 836 00:35:28,687 --> 00:35:31,857 I WAS LIKE, SORRY, I NEEDED TO DO MORE RESEARCH. 837 00:35:31,857 --> 00:35:32,825 HE'S A FUNNY MAN. 838 00:35:32,825 --> 00:35:35,394 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO SEE PEOPLE HURTING THEMSELVES. 839 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:35,727 [ LAUGHTER ] 840 00:35:35,727 --> 00:35:36,094 IT REALLY IS. 841 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:40,098 >> IT'S A REAL TREAT TO WATCH SOMEONE FULLY WIPE OUT. 842 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:42,601 YOU'RE JUST LIKE, OH, NO! 843 00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:45,537 >> Jimmy: YOUR OTHER SHOW "NAILED IT" ON NETFLIX, PEOPLE 844 00:35:45,537 --> 00:35:47,072 ARE FAILING A LOT ON THAT SHOW TOO. 845 00:35:47,072 --> 00:35:47,673 >> YES. 846 00:35:47,673 --> 00:35:49,975 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY FAILURE. 847 00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:52,945 >> YES, BUT I'M THRIVING. 848 00:35:52,945 --> 00:35:53,278 [ LAUGHTER ] 849 00:35:53,278 --> 00:35:55,581 >> Jimmy: BETWEEN THE DATES AND THE TBS SHOW, THE WIPING OUT, 850 00:35:55,581 --> 00:35:56,615 THE BAKING BADLY? 851 00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:59,184 >> YEAH, I LOVE IT. I HOPE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO DO 852 00:35:59,184 --> 00:35:59,551 POORLY IN LIFE. 853 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:01,053 [ LAUGHTER ] 854 00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:04,323 SO THEN I CONTINUE TO HAVE JOBS. 855 00:36:04,323 --> 00:36:08,293 >> Jimmy: THE ULTIMATE SCENARIO IS YOU GET ONE OF YOUR BAKERS ON 856 00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:09,561 "WIPEOUT." AND MAYBE COMBINE THOSE TWO. 857 00:36:09,561 --> 00:36:13,765 >> YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, I BROUGHT A CAKE! OH, NO. 858 00:36:13,765 --> 00:36:17,035 >> Jimmy: A CAKE MAKES ANY FALL MUCH, MUCH FUNNIER. 859 00:36:17,035 --> 00:36:18,237 >> UH‐HUH, YES, ABSOLUTELY. 860 00:36:18,237 --> 00:36:20,138 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE FIGURED A LOT OUT. 861 00:36:20,138 --> 00:36:22,441 THE SHOWS ARE "NAILED IT" ON 862 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,879 NETFLIX AND "WIPE OUOUT" WHICH 863 00:36:24,879 --> 00:36:25,846 RELOCATED TO TBS. NICOLE BYER IS HOST OF BOTH. 864 00:36:25,846 --> 00:36:26,347 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 865 00:36:26,347 --> 00:36:26,781 THANK YOU, NICOLE. 866 00:36:26,781 --> 00:36:27,149 >> THANK YOU. 867 00:36:27,149 --> 00:36:34,759 >> Jimmy: BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM TATE McRAE! 868 00:36:45,385 --> 00:36:46,104 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 869 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,194 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 870 00:36:48,194 --> 00:36:50,062 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SHARE SOME 871 00:36:50,062 --> 00:36:51,664 MUSIC WITH YOU. HER EP IS CALLED, "TOO YOUNG TO 872 00:36:51,664 --> 00:36:59,205 BE SAD." FROM TORONTO, CANADA, TATE McRAE! 873 00:36:59,205 --> 00:37:01,907 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 874 00:37:03,209 --> 00:37:10,049 ♪ 875 00:37:10,049 --> 00:37:11,083 ♪ PLAYING COOL MAKES 876 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,785 ME LOSE MY MIND I CAN'T BE SOMEONE 877 00:37:12,785 --> 00:37:14,820 I DON'T RECOGNIZE ♪ 878 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:16,589 ♪ I'M NOT THE TYPE TO 879 00:37:16,589 --> 00:37:20,292 HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE OR WAIT FOR YOU 880 00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:25,064 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT ♪ 881 00:37:25,064 --> 00:37:26,599 ♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING FAST 882 00:37:26,599 --> 00:37:30,302 AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO MOVE BUT IS IT WORSE FOR ME 883 00:37:30,302 --> 00:37:34,773 IF I TELL THE TRUTH ♪ 884 00:37:34,773 --> 00:37:35,341 ♪ AND ARE YOU JUST A POISON 885 00:37:35,341 --> 00:37:38,878 THAT I SHOULDN'T USE WISH I COULD SAY TO YOU 886 00:37:38,878 --> 00:37:43,182 WHAT I CAN'T SAY TO YOU ♪ 887 00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:43,716 ♪ WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 888 00:37:43,716 --> 00:37:47,119 WAIT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY 889 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:48,020 YOU MIGHT NOT ♪ 890 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:50,356 ♪ EVEN KNOW HER 891 00:37:50,356 --> 00:37:54,526 I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER 892 00:37:54,526 --> 00:37:56,095 BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY ♪ 893 00:37:56,095 --> 00:37:57,529 ♪ YOU MIGHT NOT 894 00:37:57,529 --> 00:38:03,836 EVEN KNOW HER WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 895 00:38:03,836 --> 00:38:10,109 WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER ♪ 896 00:38:10,109 --> 00:38:12,111 ♪ WHO KNOWS WHO 897 00:38:12,111 --> 00:38:15,281 I'LL BE TOMORROW BUT I HOPE THAT YOU 898 00:38:15,281 --> 00:38:19,618 STILL LIKE HER THE SAME ♪ 899 00:38:19,618 --> 00:38:21,020 ♪ WE MIGHT END UP 900 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:27,760 STRANGERS SOMEHOW YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME TODAY ♪ 901 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,130 ♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING FAST 902 00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:33,299 AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO MOVE BUT IS IT WORSE FOR ME 903 00:38:33,299 --> 00:38:36,769 IF I TELL THE TRUTH ♪ 904 00:38:36,769 --> 00:38:38,570 ♪ AND ARE YOU JUST A POISON 905 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:42,841 THAT I SHOULDN'T USE WISH I COULD SAY TO YOU 906 00:38:42,841 --> 00:38:45,511 WHAT I CAN'T SAY TO YOU ♪ 907 00:38:45,511 --> 00:38:47,279 ♪ WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 908 00:38:47,279 --> 00:38:51,183 WAIT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY 909 00:38:51,183 --> 00:38:51,817 YOU MIGHT NOT ♪ 910 00:38:51,817 --> 00:38:55,187 ♪ EVEN KNOW HER 911 00:38:55,187 --> 00:38:58,324 I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER 912 00:38:58,324 --> 00:38:59,525 BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY ♪ 913 00:38:59,525 --> 00:39:00,793 ♪ YOU MIGHT NOT 914 00:39:00,793 --> 00:39:03,562 EVEN KNOW HER 915 00:39:03,562 --> 00:39:11,170 WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 916 00:39:11,170 --> 00:39:12,538 WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER ♪ 917 00:39:12,538 --> 00:39:15,074 ♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING FAST 918 00:39:15,074 --> 00:39:19,645 AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO MOVE BUT IS IT WORSE FOR ME 919 00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:22,281 IF I TELL THE TRUTH ♪ 920 00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:24,550 ♪ AND ARE YOU JUST A POISON 921 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:30,990 THAT I SHOULDN'T USE WISH I COULD SAY TO YOU 922 00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:33,559 WHAT I CAN'T SAY TO YOU ♪ WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 923 00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:36,762 WAIT UNTIL WE'RE OLDER BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY 924 00:39:36,762 --> 00:39:39,131 YOU MIGHT NOT ♪ 925 00:39:39,131 --> 00:39:40,032 ♪ EVEN KNOW HER 926 00:39:40,032 --> 00:39:43,302 I'M GOING THROUGH CHANGES IT'S A ROLLERCOASTER 927 00:39:43,302 --> 00:39:46,872 BUT I MIGHT BE SOMEBODY ♪ 928 00:39:46,872 --> 00:39:47,239 ♪ YOU MIGHT NOT 929 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:54,113 EVEN KNOW HER WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 930 00:39:54,113 --> 00:40:03,155 WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER ♪ 931 00:40:03,155 --> 00:40:04,056 NO WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER 932 00:40:04,056 --> 00:40:13,999 WE COULD TAKE IT SLOWER ♪ 933 00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:17,302 >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS 934 00:40:17,302 --> 00:40:18,390 PRESENTED BY MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 935 00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:23,250 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK BOB ODENKIRK, NICOLE BYER, AND 936 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,818 TATE McRAE. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 937 00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:29,290 TOMORROW NIGHT, JAMIE FOXX AND LAUREN GRAHAM WILL BE WITH US, 938 00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:34,628 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. AND WHEREVER YOU ARE, BEAR, 939 00:40:34,628 --> 00:40:38,128 YOU'RE WITH A BETTER FAMILY NOW. GOOD NIGHT.