1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,938 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:09,075 TONIGHT -- JAMIE FOXX. 3 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:11,878 LAUREN GRAHAM. AND MUSIC FROM A-J-R. 4 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:22,888 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HI THERE, I'M JIMMY, 5 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:26,425 THE HOIST FROM THE SHOW. THANK YOU NOR WATCHING. 6 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:30,295 THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON ANOTHER MAJOR NEWS DAY. 7 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:31,096 AND WHEN I SAY "MAJOR" I AM AGAIN TALKING ABOUT 8 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,298 PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DOG. [ LAUGHTER ] 9 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,566 WHO LAST NIGHT, I INFORMED YOU, BIT AN EMPLOYEE OF THE NATIONAL 10 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,835 PARK SERVICE. THIS WAS HIS SECOND ATTACK THIS 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:42,508 MONTH. AND THEN TODAY WE LEARN, VIA THE 12 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:48,714 A.P., THAT MAJOR, OR HIS COLLEAGUE CHAMP, HAS DEFILED THE 13 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:50,649 HALLWAY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:55,388 OUTSIDE THE DIPLOMATIC RECEPTION ROOM JUST OFF THE WHITE HOUSE 15 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:56,388 SOUTH LAWN. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:57,256 WHAT A SCOOP! I LIKE THAT THE WHITE HOUSE DOG 17 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,458 MAKING A BOWEL MOVEMENT IS A NEWS STORY. 18 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,927 A YEAR AGO, WE WERE OUT OF VENTILATORS. 19 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,062 OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,597 MEANWHILE, IT WAS A DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR ABOUT HALF OF 21 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:09,534 COLLEGE BASKETBALL FANS HERE IN L.A. 22 00:01:09,604 --> 00:01:11,203 OUR 11th-SEEDED UCLA BRUINS BEAT NUMBER ONE SEED MICHIGAN IN A 23 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,338 THRILLER LAST NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 24 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,807 TO ADVANCE TO THE FINAL FOUR, WHERE THEY WILL FACE OFF AGAINST 25 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,875 THE FICTIONAL "SCHOOL" KNOWN AS "GONZAGA." 26 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:19,411 [ LAUGHTER ] GONZAGA IS UNDEFEATED. 27 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,880 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST. 28 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:25,351 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE SET TO PLAY UCLA ON 29 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,219 SATURDAY. YOU KNOW, FOR THE LAST FEW 30 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:30,022 YEARS, I'VE BEEN CHALLENGING THE WORLD TO SHOW ME PROOF, ANY KIND 31 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:33,425 OF PROOF, THAT GONZAGA EXISTS OUTSIDE THIS BASKETBALL TEAM 32 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:39,031 THEY PUT TOGETHER TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK THERE'S A 33 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,232 UNIVERSITY IN SPOKANE. [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,367 NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO DO IT. THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO COME UP 35 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,969 THERE. PROBABLY SO THEY COULD KILL ME, 36 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:45,104 AND SILENCE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,574 BUT I'M NO DUMMY. THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 38 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:52,311 THE QUESTION IS, HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE WHO WENT TO GONZAGA? 39 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:53,646 OF COURSE NOT. AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, IT'S LIKE 40 00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:56,982 WAKANDA! THEY ALWAYS SAY, "BING CROSBY 41 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,986 WENT TO GONZAGA." AND OF COURSE, WE CAN'T VERIFY 42 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:05,057 THAT BECAUSE BING CROSBY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW 43 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,058 LONG. I DID A LITTLE GOOGLING THIS 44 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:06,992 AFTERNOON. THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO 45 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,261 WENT TO GONZAGA, OTHER THAN "BING CROSBY." 46 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:12,131 AND SO I LOOKED UP BING CROSBY'S MOVIES. 47 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:20,339 AND I NOTICED SOMETHING. FOLLOW ALONG HERE, LOOK AT THIS. 48 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:24,743 G-O-N-Z-A-G-A I-S- F-A-K-E. WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? 49 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:27,413 "GONZAGA IS FAKE." [ APPLAUSE ] 50 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:33,219 BINGO! BING-O. 51 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,620 I REST. COME ON QANON. 52 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,889 YOU WANT A REAL CONSPIRACY? LOOK INTO THIS! 53 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,290 [ LAUGHTER ] FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ 54 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:41,359 IS HAVING A BAD WEEK. AFTER A BOMBSHELL REPORT BY THE 55 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,097 "NEW YORK TIMES" LAST NIGHT. IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH 56 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,366 MATT GAETZ, HERE IS HIS TWITTER PROFILE. 57 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,967 THIS SHOULD TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 58 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,303 [ LAUGHTER ] MATT GAETZ IS BASICALLY THE 59 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,305 SHRIMP TAIL IN YOUR CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. 60 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:58,244 [ LAUGHTER ] HE IS NOT WELL LIKED BY ANYONE. 61 00:02:58,246 --> 00:03:00,246 AND HE'S REPORTEDLY BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE DEPARTMENT 62 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,515 OF JUSTICE. THEY'RE LOOKING INTO WHETHER HE 63 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:05,384 HAD A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 17-YEAR-OLD AND PAID FOR HER 64 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,387 TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES. WHICH BECOMES SEX TRAFFICKING. 65 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,791 GAETZ, BY THE WAY, WAS THE ONLY CONGRESSMAN, DEMOCRAT OR 66 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,460 REPUBLICAN, TO VOTE AGAINST A LAW THAT GAVE THE GOVERNMENT 67 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:19,998 MORE POWER TO FIGHT HUMAN TRAFFICKING. 68 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,401 HE'S ONE OF THE WORST OF THE -- EVEN HIS FELLOW REPUBLICANS ARE 69 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:26,004 REPORTEDLY CELEBRATING THIS. BUT NOT ONLY DOES GAETZ DENY THE 70 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,072 CHARGES, HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO TUCKER CARLSON LAST NIGHT, THAT 71 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:32,545 THE REAL VICTIM IS HIM! >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IS AN 72 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:37,082 EXPORTION OF ME AND MY FAMILY INVOLVING A FORMER DEPARTMENT OF 73 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,684 JUSTICE OFFICIAL. ON MARCH 16th, MY FATHER GOT A 74 00:03:39,754 --> 00:03:45,224 TEXT MESSAGE DEMANDING A MEETING WHEREIN A PERSON DEMANDED $25 75 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:50,562 MILLION IN EXCHANGE FOR MAKING HORRIBLE SEX TRAFFICKING 76 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,497 ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME GO AWAY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN REALLY TELL 77 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,433 HE'S SPEAKING FROM THE HEART, AND NOT FROM A STATEMENT HIS 78 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,635 LAWYER WROTE. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:58,570 YOU EVER NOTICE, IT'S ALWAYS "MY FATHER" WITH THESE GUYS? 80 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,839 MY FATHER. MY FATHER WAS INVESTIGATED 81 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:05,778 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'D PULL HIS FINGER, A FART WOULD COME OUT. 82 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,712 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY CALLED IT DOMESTIC 83 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,848 TERRORISM. BUT I'M INTERRUPTING, GO ON. 84 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:14,786 >> I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON ON SCREEN RIGHT NOW WHO'S BEEN 85 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,055 FALSELY ACCUSED OF A TERRIBL SEX ACT. 86 00:04:16,057 --> 00:04:19,058 YOU WERE ACCUSED OF SOMETHING THAT YOU DID NOT DO, SO YOU KNOW 87 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:22,127 WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE. >> Jimmy: NOW TUCKER'S LIKE, HOW 88 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,795 THE HELL DID I GET ROPED INTO THIS? 89 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:27,867 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU REFERRED TO A MENTALLY 90 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:33,205 ILL VIEWER WHO ACCUSED ME OF A SEX CRIME 20 YEARS AGO AND OF 91 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,941 COURSE IT WAS NOT TRIED, I NEVER MET THE PERSON. 92 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:41,280 BUT I DO AGREE BEING ACCUSED FALSELY IS ONE OF THE WORST 93 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:42,548 THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: YES, I KNOW THIS 94 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,085 BECAUSE I DO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT ON MY SHOW. 95 00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:47,820 [ LAUGHTER ] TO BE FAIR TO TUCKER CARLSON, 96 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:49,021 ALL OF HIS VIEWERS ARE MENTALLY ILL. 97 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:53,158 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS INTERVIEW WAS SO ALL OVER 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:53,893 THE PLACE, YOU'D THINK MATT GAETZ OWNED A PILLOW 99 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:58,831 COMPANY. >> WHAT IS THE BASIS OF THAT 100 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,232 INVESTIGATION, WHAT IS THE ALLEGATION? 101 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,700 NOT REALLY CLEAR FROM THESE NEWS STORIES. 102 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:05,037 >> YEAH, AGAIN, I ONLY KNOW WHAT I'VE READ IN THE "NEW YORK 103 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,238 TIMES." I CAN SAY THAT ACTUALLY, YOU AND 104 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,709 I WENT TO DINNER ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, YOUR WIFE WAS THERE, AND I 105 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,111 BROUGHT A FRIEND OF MINE. YOU'LL REMEMBER HER. 106 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:18,250 >> I -- I DON'T REMEMBER THE WOMAN YOU'RE SPEAKING OF OR THE 107 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:20,786 CONTEXT AT ALL, HONESTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,788 >> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE MEETS YOUR NEW 109 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:27,326 WIFE, AND STARTS SAYING THINGS LIKE "REMEMBER THAT TIME WE HAD 110 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,595 A THREESOME WITH A GOAT?" AND YOU'RE LIKE -- 111 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,796 [ LAUGHTER ] GAETZ WENT ON TO SAY HE SUSPECTS 112 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,332 HE'S BEING TARGETED BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS RICH AND HE'S A 113 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,403 PROMINENT REPUBLICAN. HE EVEN NAMED THE FORMER DOJ 114 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,403 OFFICIAL HE SAID IS TARGETING HIM. 115 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,471 BUT THIS IS NOT A PARTISAN INVESTIGATION. 116 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,340 IN FACT, IT WAS OPENED BY TRUMP'S ATTORNEY GENERAL, 117 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,009 BILL BARR. WHO REPORTEDLY DID NOT WANT TO 118 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:49,281 BE SEEN WITH MATT GAETZ IN PUBLIC. 119 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,617 ACCORDING TO "POLITICO," BARR WAS SUPPOSED TO DO A MEET AND 120 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,352 GREET WITH REPUBLICAN ON THIS THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE, 121 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:58,223 BUT CANCELED WHEN HE FOUND OUT GAETZ WAS GOING TO BE THERE. 122 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,692 SO THIS EXPLANATION, AND HIS BEHAVIOR, FLUSTERED EVEN HIS 123 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:04,163 DINNER PAL TUCKER, WHO DID A LITTLE POSTMORTEM FOR THE FOLKS 124 00:06:04,165 --> 00:06:07,899 WATCHING AT HOME. >> IF YOU JUST SAW OUR MATT 125 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:11,704 GAETZ INTERVIEW, THAT WAS ONE OF THE WEIRDEST INTERVIEWS I'VE 126 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:13,972 EVER CONDUCTED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 127 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:19,044 >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A MAN WHO INTERVIEWED SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS 128 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:22,314 HILLARY CLINTON IS RUNNING A SATANIC PEDOPHILE OPERATION OUT 129 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,782 OF A PIZZA PLACE. SO THERE'S ALWAYS A TWIST. 130 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,719 SPEAKING OF POLITICIANS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR SEX STUFF, 131 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:28,186 GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO TODAY SIGNED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD 132 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:34,393 LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK. 133 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,462 AND SAID "NOW PLEASE, EVERYONE, GO SMOKE IT AND FORGET ABOUT THE 134 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:39,531 WOMEN I PLAYED GRAB ASS WITH." [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:40,398 THAT'S GOOD NEWS. THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 136 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,333 MUSICAL IS FINALLY GONNA MAKE SENSE. 137 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:47,539 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S FORMER WHITE HOUSE TRADE 138 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:51,543 ADVISER, THIS GUY PETER NAVARRO, WAS ON FOX NEWS TAKING SHOTS 139 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:56,014 AGAIN AT POOR DR. FAUCI. >> FAUCI IS A SOCIOPATH AND A 140 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,816 LIAR. HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 141 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,419 VACCINE. THE FATHER OF THE VACCINE IS 142 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,488 DONALD J. TRUMP. WHAT IS FAUCI THE FATHER OF? 143 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:08,093 FAUCI IS THE FATHER OF THE ACTUAL VIRUS. 144 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,296 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE TO SEE THAT 145 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,564 THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR TRUMP WILL GET TO ENJOY A LONG CAREER 146 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:16,034 OF SPOUTING INANE NONSENSE ON TV FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. 147 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:20,438 AND WATCH THE HEAVILY LIPSTICKED DUMMY FOX NEWS HOST NODDING 148 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,575 ALONG WITH HIM. >> THIS VIRUS, ACCORDING TO BOB 149 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:26,444 REDFIELD AT THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL, CAME FROM THE 150 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:30,249 WUHAN LAB. AND BASICALLY, WE HAVE FAUCI NOT 151 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:33,385 ONLY FUNDING THAT LAB WITH AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS, HE 152 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:36,454 AUTHORIZED THIS THING CALLED GAIN FUNCTION RESEARCH. 153 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:41,794 HE ALLOWED THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY, THE PEOPLE'S LIBERATION 154 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:45,264 ARMY, TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER A VIRUS USING GAIN OF FUNCTION -- 155 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:50,335 I CALL IT THE FAUCI VIRUS. IF HE WANTS TO BE THE FATHER OF 156 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,204 SOMETHING, HE'S THE FATHER OF THE VIRUS THAT'S KILLED OVER 500 157 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,340 THOUSAND AMERICANS. >> Jimmy: I AGREE. 158 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,341 DR. FAUCI NEEDS TO GO ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW RIGHT NOW, TO 159 00:07:56,410 --> 00:08:02,948 CONFIRM WHETHER HE IS OR ISN'T THE FATHER OF THE CORONAVIRUS! 160 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,750 [ LAUGHTER ] PETER NAVARRO SHOULD GET OFF FOX 161 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,951 NEWS AND ONTO SOME ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION. 162 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,955 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 163 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,225 THE REVISIONIST HISTORY WE ARE SEEING ON A DAILY BASIS NOW 164 00:08:13,227 --> 00:08:15,627 WOULD BE SHOCKING IF WE WERE CAPABLE OF BEING SHOCKED 165 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,763 ANYMORE. THE TUNES HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH 166 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,366 FROM A YEAR AGO. AND SO NOW IT'S TIME TO LOOK 167 00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:24,970 BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK. 168 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:29,041 IN A NEW INSTALLMENT OF "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." 169 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:35,713 >> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, AS WE HEAD INTO APRIL 2020, 170 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,182 PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A RATINGS HIT. 171 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,985 MR. TRUMP AND HIS CORONAVIRUS UPDATES HAVE ATTRACTED AN 172 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:43,655 AUDIENCE OF 8.5 MILLION. ROUGHLY THE VIEWERSHIP OF THE 173 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:48,059 SEASON FINALE OF "THE BACHELOR." THAT'S NOT ME TALKING, THAT'S 174 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,862 LITERALLY WHAT THE PRESIDENT TWEETED. 175 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:54,199 WORD FOR WORD. IT WAS WEIRD. 176 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,467 >> DID YOU KNOW I WAS NUMBER ONE ON FACEBOOK? 177 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:59,471 >> NUMBER ONE ON FACEBOOK! SO, MR. NUMBER ONE, HOW DO WE 178 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,073 BEAT THIS PANDEMIC? MAYBE BY WEARING MASKS? 179 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:08,279 THE CDC SAYS IT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> WITH THE MASKS IT'S GOING TO 180 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:11,283 BE REALLY A VOLUNTARY THING. YOU CAN DO IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO 181 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,152 DO IT, I'M CHOOSING NOT TO DO IT. 182 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:18,824 >> GREAT THINKING, MR. T., WHO NEEDS MASKS WHEN YOU HAVE 183 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,761 TONIGHT'S SPONSOR? HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE. 184 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:32,037 >> HYDROXY -- CHLOR -- QUINE -- >> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, AND 185 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:36,174 TOTALLY UNTESTED. >> WE HAVE PURCHASED 29 MILLION 186 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,509 PILLS. WE'RE SENDING THEM TO THE 187 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,843 HOSPITALS. WE'RE SENDING THEM ALL OVER. 188 00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:43,248 THERE ARE SIGNS THAT IT WORKS ON THIS, AND VERY STRONG SIGNS. 189 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,317 >> BUT DON'T JUST TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT. 190 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,918 >> EVERYTHING SHOWS THAT IT WORKS. 191 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,855 >> I THINK THIS I THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE PANDEMIC. 192 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,859 I'M VERY SERIOUS. WHO'S RIGHT ON THIS DEBATE.GE - 193 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,529 I BET ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S INTUITION ON THIS ONE. 194 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,064 >> YES! OUR PRESIDENT KNOWS BEST. 195 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:03,068 >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? TAKE IT. 196 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:06,204 >> YES! JUST SHUT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR 197 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,272 BOTTOM. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN 198 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:11,409 COVID HISTORY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 199 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:16,482 >> Jimmy: SIMPLER TIMES. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 200 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,483 TONIGHT. THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL 201 00:10:18,552 --> 00:10:19,551 LAUREN GRAHAM IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 202 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:25,223 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM AJR. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 203 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,396 JAMIE FOXX HERE IN STUDIO, SO COME ON BACK. 204 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,363 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 205 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:37,569 >> Jimmy: HI, THERE. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SHOW "THE 206 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,105 MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" ON DISNEY PLUS, LAUREN GRAHAM. 207 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:44,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEN LATER, THREE BROTHERS WHO 208 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:49,114 JUST ANNOUNCED A TOUR FOR SPRING OF 2022. 209 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,049 THEY'RE PLANNERS. THEY'RE PLANNER-AHEADERS. 210 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,383 THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "OK ORCHESTRA." 211 00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:56,321 MUSIC FROM AJR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 212 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,591 TOMORROW NIGHT -- OH, TOMORROW NIGHT, MELISSA McCARTHY AND 213 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:02,126 OCTAVIA SPENCER WILL BE HERE. ALONG WITH NASIM PEDRAHD AND 214 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:04,996 MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE VINE. 215 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,197 PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 216 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,066 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS SO TALENTED IN SO MANY DIFFERENT 217 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:12,204 AREAS. THEY'RE WORKING ON NEW AWARDS 218 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,473 JUST FOR HIM, THERE'S A GUY WELDING IN A WAREHOUSE SOMEWHERE 219 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:16,608 RIGHT NOW. STARTING APRIL 14th, HE RETURNS 220 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,012 TO THE TV SITCOM IN "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" ON NETFLIX. 221 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,813 PLEASE WELCOME OSCAR, GRAMMY, AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER, 222 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:26,150 JAMIE FOXX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 223 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:48,040 ♪ >> THANK YOU! 224 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,907 SAME ENERGY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 225 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:58,650 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 226 00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:02,320 >> SAME ENERGY, SAME ENERGY, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE! 227 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,991 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 228 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:11,730 >> SAME ENERGY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 229 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,865 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT AS IT USUALLY IS. 230 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,801 >> IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS IN MY MIND. 231 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,802 >> Jimmy: IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,803 >> I'VE BEEN INSIDE TOO LONG. SAME ENERGY! 233 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:27,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU MISSED IT, 234 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,080 JAMIE? >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 235 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,815 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? OKAY. 236 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:35,020 >> YOU KNOW HOW IT WHEN IS YOU START ELEVATING IN AGE, THE 237 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,354 LITTLE STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 238 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,422 >> LITTLE TWEAKS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 239 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:39,357 >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING -- I WOULD IMAGINE, 240 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,627 MAYBE MORE THAN ANYBODY I KNOW, YOU WOULD MISS BEING IN FRONT OF 241 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,230 A GROUP OF PEOPLE. >> I AM, I'M A LITTLE WINDED, AS 242 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,497 A MATTER OF FACT. [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:50,235 >> Jimmy: OKAY, TAKE A DRINK. >> DON'T YOU HATE THAT ONCE YOU 244 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,637 GET OLDER? I WAS IN THE SHOWER THE OTHER 245 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,906 DAY -- OH, OKAY, CAN'T DO THAT NO MORE. 246 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,174 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO A THING 247 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:59,311 THAT I'VE FOUND, THAT LIKE I START WALKING WEIRD, THEN I GET 248 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:03,381 COMFORTABLE WITH IT, OH, YEAH, THIS IS HOW OLD MEN WALK. 249 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,716 [ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD STOP DOING THIS. 250 00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:09,054 >> AND YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT -- WITH ME -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 251 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,991 OUR CULTURE. BUT YOUR ASS STICKS OUT A LITTLE 252 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,993 MORE. BECAUSE MY POPS, I USED TO WATCH 253 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:18,664 MY POPS WHEN HE WOULD COME HOME, AND IT WAS THIS. 254 00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:23,401 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, POPS, WHAT IS 255 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:23,869 THAT? "KEEP ON LIVING, KEEP ON 256 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:29,073 LIVING." [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:32,878 SO NOW I FIND MYSELF, WHEN I -- I DON'T REALIZE IT, BUT WALKING 258 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,948 AND MY ASS IS SLOWLY -- SO I JUST GOT TO GET MY POSTURE 259 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,084 RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> Jimmy: WHERE I NOTICE IT IS 260 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,688 IN A VIDEO WE'LL SHOOT OF THE KIDS, MY WIFE WILL SHOOT IT, 261 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,025 I'LL SEE MYSELF ON THE SIDE. OH, NO, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER 262 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,627 THERE? [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,095 >> TOUGH, TOUGH. THE OTHER THING IS WORKING OUT. 264 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,229 >> Jimmy: OH. I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 265 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:56,101 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, J., NO. 266 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:56,834 >> Jimmy: WHAT THAT IS LIKE? >> NO. 267 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,839 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN. 268 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:04,643 >> Jimmy: THANKS, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:08,646 >> I GOT -- LISTEN, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MANX? 270 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,783 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT SOMETHING GOING ON THERE? 271 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:17,188 >> WHOOSH! AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD 272 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,256 MAN MANK. 273 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,459 THAT'S A MALE SPANK. WHAT I NOTICE IS NOW THAT I WORK 274 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,662 OUT, I CAN'T LIFT ALL THE BIG WEIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HOLD 275 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:29,133 YOUR SWOLE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 276 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,069 >> YOU CAN PUMP UP BUT IT DOESN'T STAY LIKE WHEN YOU WERE 277 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,873 YOUNGER. I HIT IT, I'M WALKING OUT THE 278 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,744 GYM TO MY CAR, I HERE, SSSSTTT. WHAT IS THAT? 279 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:43,348 I LOOK AT THE CAR, THE REFLECTION, DAMN, WHAT HAPPENED? 280 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,884 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN'T HOLD THE SWOLE. 281 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:49,754 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, NO QUESTION, YOU LOOK VERY GOOD. 282 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:50,756 >> BAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 283 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,824 SAME ENERGY! SAME ENERGY! 284 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,894 SAME ENERGY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 285 00:14:56,964 --> 00:15:03,235 SAME ENERGY! LET THE WATER HEAL YOU! 286 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:03,768 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT GOOD COVID BEHAVIOR, JAMIE. 287 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:07,305 [ LAUGHTER ] >> MY BAD. 288 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:13,245 BUT I'M GOOD, I KNOW I'M GOOD. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE -- 289 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:17,048 LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU, YOU HAD 20 PEOPLE LIVING IN THE 290 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,716 HOUSE. >> WE HAVE NOT DEVOURED EACH 291 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,118 OTHER YET. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 292 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:24,322 IS ANYBODY GETTING KICKED OUT WHEN THIS IS OVER? 293 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,523 >> YOU CAN'T KICK MY PARENTS OUT. 294 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:30,662 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, SURE, NO. >> BUT -- BUT LIKE THE KIDS HAVE 295 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,332 LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE. IT'S LIKE "LORD OF THE FLIES" 296 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,934 OVER THERE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 297 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,869 >> IT'S LIKE THEY'VE TAKEN OVER EVERYTHING. 298 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:42,006 I WON'T SAY WHO DID IT. BUT THE OTHER DAY A WINDOW WAS 299 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,208 BROKEN. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH? 300 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:47,479 >> NOW BACK WHEN WE WAS GROWING UP IN THE HOOD, A WINDOW WAS 301 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,080 LIKE, YOU KNOW, NOTHING. PUT SOME TAPE ON IT. 302 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:53,685 BUT THE WINDOWS I HAVE NOW IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S 303 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:57,021 A CAR PAYMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:02,293 SO WE'RE JUST -- WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW IS SIFTING THE KIDS 305 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,828 BACK AND FORTH FROM DIFFERENT HOUSES, BECAUSE IT'S MY 306 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:09,300 DAUGHTER, HER NIECE -- I MEAN NOT HER NIECE'S, GEEZ. 307 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,436 HER COUSINS. THEN MY HOMIE'S FRIENDS THEY'VE 308 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:16,374 SORT OF DROPPED OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:21,179 DURING QUARTER TEEN. >> Jimmy: LIKE A CHUCK E. 310 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,247 CHEESE? >> LIKE, CAN THEY HANG FOR THE 311 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,516 WEEKEND? AND IT'S BEEN WEEKS BECAUSE THEY 312 00:16:24,518 --> 00:16:27,986 DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE MONEY. WE HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP EVERY 313 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,854 ONCE IN A WHILE, THE KIDS. BADNESS JUST HAPPENS. 314 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,456 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I TOLD THEM, DON'T BE MAD, 315 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,792 WHEN YOU'RE A KID THINGS JUST MESS UP FOR NO REASON. 316 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:35,927 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FIND OUT WHO DID IT? 317 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,929 >> I KNOW WHO DID IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO DID IT. 318 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,798 >> I TAUGHT ALL THE KIDS NOT TO SNITCH. 319 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,000 >> Jimmy: AH. >> WHICH IS THE WORST THING. 320 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,203 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE NOW EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE 321 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:49,674 DOWN AND NOBODY'S SNITCHING. AND IT'S CRAZY. 322 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,809 THE DOGS IS MISSING, ALL KINDS OF STUFF. 323 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,412 >> Jimmy: DOES THE KID WHO DID IT KNOW YOU KNOW? 324 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,416 >> HE KNOWS. WHAT'S FUNNY, WHAT'S CRAZY, THEY 325 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,418 DON'T REALIZE THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. 326 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,486 DID YOU DO IT? I DIDN'T DO IT! 327 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:08,359 THEN SEE THE CAMERA. IT'S LIKE ON ANY ELEVATOR. 328 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,161 I WON'T SAY. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DYING TO HAVE 329 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,098 A BIG PARTY? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE PARTIES. 330 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,565 AND I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE NOT HAVING BIG PARTIES. 331 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,502 ARE YOU DYING TO HAVE A BIG ONE? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THE PARTIES, 332 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,839 PARTIES IS MY LIFE. BUT IT'S LIKE, WE'RE A LITTLE 333 00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:24,775 WAYS. NOW, I DID SAFELY GO TO MIAMI. 334 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:25,377 >> Jimmy: YOU SAFELY WENT TO MIAMI? 335 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,179 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 336 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,182 I WAS -- I WAS SAFE, THOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY? 337 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:35,387 LOOK, IT'S CRAZY. FOR WHATEVER REASON, GEORGIA, 338 00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,856 ATLANTA, FLORIDA, JUST -- THEY NEVER CLOSE. 339 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:38,856 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 340 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:44,596 >> IT'S CRAZY. I WAS THIS ATLANTA WITH MY MASK. 341 00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:46,731 MAN, LOOK AT JAMIE WITH THAT MASK ON. 342 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:51,736 I WAS IN A CLUB, ALL THE BROTHERS, COME ON, MAN, YOU 343 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,471 AIN'T GOING TO CATCH IT. ALL RIGHT, TOOK IT OFF. 344 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,073 >> Jimmy: REALLY? IN A CLUB? 345 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:59,677 >> MAN, IT WASN'T A CLUB, IT WAS A RESTAURANT FOR -- UM -- FOR 346 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,148 COVID EDUCATION -- >> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE YOU'RE 347 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,750 UNDER OATH. OH, IT WAS FOR COVID -- 348 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,084 >> FOR COVID EDUCATION. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 349 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:11,422 >> TO BE AWARE OF WHAT WE SHOULD NOT DO, SHOWING EXAMPLES OF WHAT 350 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,558 WE SHOULD NOT DO. WE SHOULD NOT BE POPPING THIS 351 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,495 CHAMPAGNE ARE WE SHOULD NOT BE DANCING THIS CLOSE. 352 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,365 ONE OF MY HOMIES, HE TEXTED ME FROM A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB. 353 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,968 HE FACETIMED ME FROM A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB. 354 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,436 I FROWNED UPON THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:28,640 >> Jimmy: I BET. >> THEY DIDN'T CLOSE. 356 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,176 THE GIRLS IN THERE, STILL DANCING. 357 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,710 >> Jimmy: ARE THEY REALLY? >> YEAH. 358 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,645 >> Jimmy: THAT'S STILL GOING ON? >> YEAH. 359 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,114 >> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> YEAH. 360 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,916 TOO MUCH, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,585 >> Jimmy: WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT -- 362 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,187 >> WHO'S NEXT? NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 363 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,855 THAT'S TOO MUCH TOO. TOO MUCH. 364 00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:48,126 >> Jimmy: DOMINQUE FISHBACK WAS HERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. 365 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:52,263 SHE TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT YOU, HOW SHE AUDITIONED FOR A MOVIE 366 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,598 WITH YOU. AND SHE SHOWED UP. 367 00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,268 SHE SOMEHOW LOST HER WALLET. YOU GAVE HER $100. 368 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,604 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO GET HOME. 369 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:03,674 >> I DID, I DID. I GAVE A LITTLE CASH. 370 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:08,146 >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH CASH DO -- [ APPLAUSE ] 371 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,816 HE'S NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY. HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU CARRY 372 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,618 AROUND TYPICALLY? >> MATTER OF FACT, I'M GIVING 373 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,020 EVERYBODY SOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 374 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:20,691 >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. OH MY GOSH. 375 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,893 WOW. >> SAME ENERGY! 376 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:33,838 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE 377 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,240 A BREAK. JAMIE FOXX HAS JUST GIVEN OUT 378 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,108 $1,000 TO OUR STAFF. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMIE 379 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,577 FOXX! >>> WHAT? 380 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,788 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 381 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,058 >> IT'S SUNDAY. FAMILY GOES TO CHURCH ON 382 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:59,797 SUNDAYS, RIGHT? >> I'M GLAD YOU CAME. 383 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,535 >> I'M HAPPY YOU CAME TOO. >> I'D BE HAPPIER IF YOU TOLD ME 384 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:07,538 YOU'VE GOT A PASTRY? >> AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 385 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,275 >> WHAT HE DOING? >> YES, AND I WANT TO LET YOU 386 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:16,481 KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER, I AM FREE FROM MY DIABETES, SAVED ME 387 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,417 HALF A BATCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 388 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:25,890 >> Jimmy: DAVID ALLEN GREER, TYLER, AND TWO JAMIE FOXXS IN 389 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:29,961 "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME," A SITCOM THAT'S PREMIERING ON 390 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:35,633 NETFLIX ON APRIL 14th. I'VE KNOWN DAVID ALLEN GREER. 391 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,035 YOU STARTED TOGETHER ON "IN LIVING COLOR." 392 00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:40,305 DID YOU EVER IMAGINE HE'D BE PLAYING YOUR FATHER? 393 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,173 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY? 394 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,642 HERE'S WHAT'S CRAZY. FIRST, LET ME TELL YOU HOW FUNNY 395 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,977 HE IS. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BURN UP THE 396 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:52,183 CLUBS AND YOU'RE YOUNG, I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET ON "IN 397 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,919 LIVING COLOR." I'M THE FUNNIEST DUDE I'VE EVER 398 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,856 MET. I GET TO "IN LIVING COLOR," I'M 399 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,458 THE EIGHTH FUNNIEST. JIM CARREY. 400 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,795 THE WAYANS. DAVID WAS SPECIAL, HE WENT TO 401 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,665 YALE, HE'S FROM DETROIT, HE HAD THIS SOPHISTICATED COMEDY THAT 402 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,333 HE CAN STILL TAP INTO THE HOOD, THE CULTURE. 403 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,670 SO LOOK, THAT WAS 25, 30 YEARS AGO. 404 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,805 WHICH IS CRAZY. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. 405 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,673 YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:20,344 >> Jimmy: YEAH. LOOK AT THIS FACE. 407 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,013 >> WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME TELL YOU 408 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:26,350 SOMETHING, HOLD ON. BUT NOW WHEN WE GOT TO THIS 409 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,754 SHOW, AND I HAD BEEN TELLING DAVE, MAN, WE GOT TO WORK AND 410 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,223 THIS IS PERFECT. BECAUSE MY DAD CHARACTER WASN'T 411 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,493 IN THE FIRST DRAFT, THEN WE ADDED IT. 412 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,628 I SAID THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT IS DAVID ALLEN GREER. 413 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,099 I BEGGED FOR HIM TO BE IN IT. WHEN HE SHOWED UP, MAN -- THE 414 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:44,769 BUT WITH HIM, HE MAKES IT GREAT. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU TELL HIM, 415 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:48,239 YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY DAD? >> I SAID -- WELL, I ASKED HIM. 416 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:52,377 I SAID, ARE YOU OFFENDED THAT I'M ASKING YOU TO BE MY DAD? 417 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,846 WE FACETIMED. I SAW THE GRAY BEARD. 418 00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:58,382 I SAID, YOU'RE ALREADY ON YOUR WAY. 419 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,451 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WASN'T BECAUSE -- WE ADJUSTED 420 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,920 THE AGES WHERE I'M LIKE 41, 42, WHATEVER. 421 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:07,058 HE'S 64 IN THE ACTUAL -- >> Jimmy: BUT IN REAL LIFE HE'S 422 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,193 ONLY 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE? 423 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,262 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH, I THINK 10 OR 11 424 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,931 YEARS OLDER OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 425 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,601 >> BUT HE -- LOOK, HE WASN'T OFFENDED. 426 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:20,538 BUT WHEN HE SHOWED UP -- BECAUSE WE ONLY HAD EIGHT EPISODES TO 427 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,541 TRY TO CATCH THAT CHEMISTRY. AS SOON AS YOU GET 20 EPISODES 428 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:27,278 AND YOU CATCH THE CHEMISTRY AROUND SHOW 18, WE DIDN'T HAVE 429 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,081 THAT LUXURY. HAVING HIM ON THERE JUST MADE IT 430 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:30,882 CRAZY. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU GUYS 431 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:31,616 ALREADY HAVE IT. >> YEAH, YEAH. 432 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,818 >> Reporter: THE REVEREND SWEET TEA? 433 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:36,553 >> REVEREND SWEET TEA. [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:37,755 >> Jimmy: IS HE BASED ON ANYBODY? 435 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:46,364 >> HE'S BASED ON THREE PEOPLE, A GANG BANGER, A PIMP, A PREACHER. 436 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,099 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'LL BE IN PURGATORY, WHEREVER 437 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:51,035 HE GOES. BUT I WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF 438 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,707 MARTIN MORRIS BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS DOING CHARACTERS ON HIS 439 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,575 SHOW. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YES. 440 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,378 >> BENTLEY KYLE EVANS, WHO CAME ONTO THE SHOW, WHO CREATED "THE 441 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,914 MARTIN SHOW," HE SAYS, WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHARACTERS? 442 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:06,384 EVEN MY DAUGHTER'S LIKE, DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THE CHARACTERS. 443 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,386 SO WE STARTED DOING THE CHARACTERS. 444 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,188 WE CAUGHT SOMETHING. SO NOW IT'S LIKE, NOW WE HOPE 445 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,657 THAT THIS SHOW LANDS SO WE CAN HAVE MORE EPISODES. 446 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,326 BECAUSE WE GOT CHARACTERS STACKED UP. 447 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,394 AND DAVID HAS CHARACTERS. >> Jimmy: DAVID'S DOING 448 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:19,063 CHARACTERS AS WELL? >> YEAH, HE'S GOING TO -- THIS 449 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:19,931 IS CRAZY. HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO PLAY HIS 450 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:20,798 OWN FATHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:27,138 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 452 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,073 >> LIKE WHAT? >> Jimmy: HE WANTS TO PLAY HIS 453 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,275 REAL DAD? >> HE WANTS TO PLAY A VERSION OF 454 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:32,743 HIS DAD. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 455 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,211 I LIKE THAT. >> YEAH. 456 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,748 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD KEEP GOING THROUGH ANCESTORS. 457 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:40,617 IT COULD BE ONE OF THOSE MIRRORS ONTO MIRRORS 458 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,154 THAT'S NICE. YOU ALSO DO A LOT OF IMITATIONS. 459 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:46,424 I SAW -- YOU DID -- WHO THE HELL DID YOU DO? 460 00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:49,493 AL PACINO, IFY. >> THE FIGHT! 461 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:53,631 WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS! [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:23:53,633 --> 00:24:01,772 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE OLDER AL. BECAUSE THE YOUNGER AL WAS, 463 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,108 PREDO? THEN HE GOT OLD, AND ARRGH! 464 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:09,980 RRRRR! ARRRORRR! 465 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,117 AND CUT! BUT WE GET INTO IT. 466 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,052 >> Jimmy: YOU DID DAVE CHAPPELLE IN THE SHOW. 467 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,254 >> CRAZY, BESIDE MYSELF, I WAS INCENSED! 468 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:23,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BUT THAT'S THE YOUNG CHAPPELLE, 469 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,596 TOO. I WAS INCENSED! 470 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:30,001 I WAS SPIED MYSELF! SOMEBODY WALKED UP AND SAID, 471 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,270 DAVE CHAPPELLE, POW! BUT THE OLDER CHAPPELLE, IT'S 472 00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:40,544 CRAZY. HBO, THEY TOOK ALL MY MONEY. 473 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,747 TOOK ALL MY MONEY, SO PLEASE, PLEASE. 474 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,884 TOOK ALL OF IT. YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN? 475 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,619 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HEARING ME? 476 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:54,826 TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY. I MEAN, HE WAS SO -- 477 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:55,960 [ APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 478 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,429 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT VIDEO, 479 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,097 RIGHT. >> DAVE WAS SO CONVINCINGLY 480 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:03,233 BROKE. THAT I WANTED TO START A 481 00:25:03,303 --> 00:25:06,370 GOFUNDME PAGE FOR THIS DUDE. [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:07,304 IT'S CRAZY, MAN. THEY TOOK -- THEY TOOK ALL THE 483 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:11,376 MONEY. I'M LIKE, THEY DID? 484 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:15,580 WAIT A MINUTE, HE JUST FLEW THERE ON A G-650. 485 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:18,382 HE JUST GOT PAID $60 MILLION OR SOMETHING. 486 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:20,851 I DON'T KNOW, CRAZY. TOOK IT ALL, MONEY. 487 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,186 >> Jimmy: DOES DAVE LIKE WHEN YOU IMITATE HIM? 488 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:23,654 >> HE CAN'T HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING. 489 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,591 TOOK ALL MY MONEY, MAN. CAN'T PAY RENT. 490 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,729 >> Jimmy: THAT IS GOOD. >> YOU KNOW, I -- REMEMBER I 491 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:37,134 DID -- I DID DAVE CHAPPELLE, I DID AN IMPERSONATION OF DAVE 492 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,337 CHAPPELLE IN FRONT OF DAVE CHAPPELLE AT EDDIE'S HOUSE. 493 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:42,807 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT NIGHT, THAT PARTY AT EDDIE MURPHY'S 494 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,743 HOUSE, THAT'S RIGHT. >> EDDIE MURPHY'S HOUSE, WHICH 495 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,811 WAS CRAZY. ALL OF US, ALL THOSE 496 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,614 COMEDIANS -- >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT 497 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:53,351 IT WAS CRAZY BECAUSE I THOUGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M 498 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:54,418 DOING HERE BUT I'M GLAD I'M HERE. 499 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:57,688 >> CRAZY, WAITING ON EDDIE TO COME OUT AND SUCKLE ME. 500 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,558 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS WAITING ON THE SCENE FROM 501 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:08,699 "GLADIATOR." WHAT WAS THE DUDE? 502 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:12,036 I WILL GIVE YOU COMEDY BEYOND YOUR RICHES. 503 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:18,042 YOU KNOW EDDIE WOULD DO THAT, RIGHT? 504 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,911 I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT. EDDIE WAS TALKING ABOUT GOING UP 505 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,181 AND DOING STANDUP. I WAS LOOKING AT HIS HOUSE, YOU 506 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,648 CAN'T DO STANDUP WITH THE WAY THIS HOUSE IS. 507 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:27,384 THE HOUSE WAS SO PERFECT. YOU KNOW? 508 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,052 IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PERFECT HOUSE. 509 00:26:29,122 --> 00:26:32,056 LIKE MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE STAYS SORT OF MESSED UP BECAUSE I WANT 510 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,725 TO STAY FUNNY. YOU KNOW? 511 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,327 I NEVER FINISH DECORATING ALL THE WAY. 512 00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:39,530 THERE'S A FAUCET IN THIS ONE BATHROOM THAT SPRAYS OUT. 513 00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:45,536 [ LAUGHTER ] I STAND IN THE HALLWAY TO SEE 514 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,405 PEOPLE COME OUT. PSSST! 515 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:52,877 PEOPLE COME OUT LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:57,148 DAMN, YOU GOT TO FIX THIS, MAN. END OF THE NIGHT, EVERYBODY IS 517 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:59,150 TRYING TO WIN FUNNIEST OF THE NIGHT. 518 00:26:59,152 --> 00:27:00,885 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> WE STARTED CIRCLING AROUND 519 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:04,221 2:30, WHATEVER -- >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T TRY, I WAS 520 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,957 STANDING IN A CORNER. [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:10,161 >> AT ONE POINT, WE'RE STANDING THERE, ROCK, EDDIE, EVERYBODY, 522 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,564 AND DAVE'S, LOOK AT JAMIE'S SHOES. 523 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,300 I SAID, WHAT ABOUT MY SHOES? HE SAID, WHAT? 524 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:17,968 I SAID, WHAT? AND I WAS LIKE, MAN, IT'S CRAZY, 525 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:21,772 LOOK AT JAMIE'S SHOES. I STARTED SAYING, IT'S JAMIE, 526 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,643 IT'S MY SHOES, IT'S CRAZY. HE GOES, MAN, THIS IS WILD, MAN, 527 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:29,447 JAMIE DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF ME, THIS IS WILD. 528 00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:33,250 AND EDDIE'S SITTING THERE GOING, HA HA HA. 529 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,587 >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T NEED TO HAVE ANY OF THE OTHER GUYS THERE. 530 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:38,923 YOU DO THEM ALL. >> YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY, THAT 531 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:40,124 WAS FUNNY. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I 532 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,195 LOVE SEEING YOU DO THIS SITCOM. I REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD 533 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:49,133 DOING "THE JEFFERSONS" ON "LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE." 534 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,668 [ APPLAUSE ] HOW GREAT YOU WERE THERE. 535 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,203 TO DO THIS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, TOO. 536 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:56,407 CORINNE. I MEAN, THAT'S -- I KNOW YOU 537 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:59,142 LOVE THAT SORT OF THING. >> MAN, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING 538 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,211 TO YOU. I'M INDEBTED TO YOU. 539 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:07,485 JUST THE FACT THAT YOU TOOK CARE, LOOKED OUT FOR MY BABY 540 00:28:07,487 --> 00:28:09,887 GIRL. SHE DID "THE JEFFERSONS." 541 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:12,957 >> Jimmy: YES, "GOOD TIMES." >> AND "GOOD TIMES." 542 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:16,961 >> Jimmy: SHE WAS AMAZING. >> SHE WAS GREAT. 543 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,965 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW, YOU KNOW, THIS CITY CAN WORK AND THE 544 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,766 WAY THAT CAME ABOUT WAS SO AMAZING. 545 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:29,173 AND IT ALSO GAVE US THE BUG. WHEN WE DID THAT "IN FRONT OF A 546 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,775 LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE," I SAID WE CAN NOW DO WHAT ME AND MY 547 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:35,779 DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR FOR YEARS, ON THE JOB TRAINING, 548 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:39,450 "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME." NOW SHE GETS ME BACK BECAUSE 549 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,585 SHE'S NOW MY BOSS, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. 550 00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:45,656 >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE NEXT WEEK, I'M SURE SHE'LL GET 551 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:48,125 YOU BACK THEN AS WELL. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 552 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:51,996 "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW. 553 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,031 IT PREMIERES APRIL 14th ON NETFLIX. 554 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:56,667 THANK YOU, JAMIE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LAUREN 555 00:28:56,736 --> 00:29:05,676 GRAHAM! >> Jimmy: THERE'S MONEY FLYING 556 00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:07,544 EVERYWHERE. MUSIC FROM AJR IS ON THE WAY. 557 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:13,684 OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ICONIC TV MOTHER YOU KNOW FROM "GILMORE 558 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,619 GIRLS," "PARENTHOOD," AND NOW SHE PLAYS A HOCKEY MOM ALONGSIDE 559 00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,821 EMILIO ESTEVEZ IN THE NEW SERIES "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME 560 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,222 CHANGERS." NEW EPISODES POP UP FRIDAYS ON 561 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:22,760 DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME LAUREN GRAHAM. 562 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,162 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, LAUREN. 563 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,764 >> WHOO! HI, JIMMY. 564 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:28,832 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 565 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,969 >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT 566 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,104 THAT YOU WERE ON THIS SHOW BEFORE IT WAS A SHOW. 567 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:37,507 DURING OUR TEST SHOWS YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO COME AND DO IT 568 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,109 WITH ME. I'M SURE IT WAS A HORRIBLE 569 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,378 EXPERIENCE. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT. 570 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,580 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WASN'T. 571 00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:47,250 WHAT'S FUNNY, FIRST OF ALL, I'M SUCH A TALK SHOW HOST NERD THAT 572 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,654 I WAS LIKE GLAD TO DO IT. BUT THE PART OF ME THAT I DON'T 573 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:55,258 IDENTIFY WITH ANYMORE IS LIKE VOLUNTEERING TO GET IN HAIR AND 574 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,661 MAKEUP AND GET IN A CAR AND GO SOMEWHERE. 575 00:29:57,730 --> 00:30:01,332 LIKE THAT SEEMS LIKE A ME OF YESTERYEAR. 576 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:06,403 EVEN PRE-TIMES, VIRUS TIMES. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ALL OF US 577 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:09,206 OF YESTERYEAR RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH. 578 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:13,077 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU JUST DON'T REALLY HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE TO DO 579 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:18,081 THINGS, IT'S REMARKABLE. EVENTUALLY WE'LL BE IN PODS LIKE 580 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:21,218 WALL-E OR SOMETHING. >> I WAS THRILLED TO DO IT AND 581 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:25,222 IT WAS REALLY FUN, AND LOOK AT YOU NOW, YOU'VE MADE IT. 582 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:27,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M REALLY 583 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,226 BLOSSOMED. I'M SURE YOU HEAR THIS ALL THE 584 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,495 TIME. BECAUSE OF NETFLIX, "GILMORE 585 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,564 GIRLS" HAS HAD THIS HUGE RESURGENCE. 586 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:37,635 ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I FEEL LIKE IT'S AS POPULAR AS IT WAS 587 00:30:37,637 --> 00:30:41,371 WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY ON. >> NO, NO, IT'S WAY MORE 588 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,573 POPULAR. >> Jimmy: IT'S MORE POPULAR? 589 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:45,843 >> IT WASN'T THAT POPULAR. WE WERE ON OPPOSITE "FRIENDS." 590 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:49,914 NO ONE REALLY KNEW WE WERE ON. IT WAS A MIRACLE EVERY YEAR WE 591 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,716 GOT PICKED UP. THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED IT, LIKED 592 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,985 IT. BUT IT WASN'T A BIG HIT. 593 00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,855 NO, IT'S CRAZY. PEOPLE, NEW GENERATIONS, KEEP 594 00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:59,857 WATCHING IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE SO 595 00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:05,062 STRANGE, TO SUDDENLY BE ASKED QUESTIONS BY PEOPLE ABOUT THIS 596 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:07,798 SHOW THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. 597 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,467 >> I MEAN, IT KEEPS IT ALIVE FOR ME, I GUESS. 598 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:13,336 IT'S FUN BECAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT GROUPS OF PEOPLE ARE 599 00:31:13,406 --> 00:31:14,939 FINDING IT AND DIFFERENT GENERATIONS. 600 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,407 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET TO THE AGE WHERE I'M FRIGHTENING TO 601 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,545 CHILDREN. [ LAUGHTER ] 602 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:27,351 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, WHERE'S 603 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,685 LAU LAURELEI, WHAT HAPPENED? 604 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:32,223 >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED A VIDEO OF A GUY WHO'S JUST SEEN THE SHOW 605 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:35,893 FOR THE FIRST TIME, WAS ON FACETIME EXPLAINING TO OTHER 606 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:37,894 PEOPLE AND HIS FAMILY -- WELL, PLAY THAT VIDEO. 607 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:40,564 >> THERE'S A LINE IN THE SECOND EPISODE. 608 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:45,035 I LAUGHED SO [ BLEEP ] HARD. THIS WOMAN SAID SOMETHING, IT'S 609 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:48,572 LIKE SHE SAYS STUFF JUST REAL QUICK, SOMEBODY WILL SAY 610 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:51,775 SOMETHING AND SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING AND THEY GO RIGHT ON 611 00:31:51,844 --> 00:31:53,977 TO THE NEXT THING. WHAT SHE SAID, BECAUSE SHE'S 612 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:59,583 LIKE SAYING STUFF THAT WE WOULD SAY THAT'S LIKE SO FUNNY. 613 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:06,123 THAT -- THAT SHE GETS LIKE -- SHE -- HER SENSE OF HUMOR. 614 00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:07,991 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO 615 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,594 SAY EVERYTHING WHILE SAYING NOTHING AT ALL. 616 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:11,795 >> I LOVE IT. IT'S SO SWEET. 617 00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:16,133 WELL, IT'S LIKE IF YOU WERE TRYING TO EXPLAIN "GILMORE 618 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:20,070 GIRLS" TO ALIENS. WHY ARE THEY CIRCLING THE GAZEBO 619 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,005 AND TALKING SO FAST? IT REMINDS ME OF AN UNCLE WHO 620 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:26,476 WAS A FIFTH GRADE TEACHER. THERE'S A PAINTER, IT ISN'T A 621 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:31,014 GUY WHO WATCHES A LOT OF TV. HE WAS DESCRIBING THE SHOW TO 622 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,349 US. HE'S LIKE, IT'S FUNNY. 623 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:36,687 IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT ANYTHING. HE'S LIKE, YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS 624 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:40,824 SHOW "STEINFELD"? WE WERE LIKE, "SEINFELD"? 625 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,962 HE WAS WATCHING IN SYNDICATION, HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT 626 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:46,896 WAS. SO THERE'S ALWAYS A NEW AUDIENCE 627 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:49,099 MEMBER FOR A SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON 628 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,300 "SEINFELD," WEREN'T YOU? >> YES. 629 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,504 SO LIKE, WHY WASN'T THAT A BIGGER DEAL IN THE FAMILY? 630 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:54,304 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 631 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,840 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE IT 632 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,175 SHOULD HAVE BEEN. I FEEL LIKE "PARENTHOOD" IS A 633 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:02,446 SHOW THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT SHOW. AND UNDERAPPRECIATED. 634 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:06,583 I FEEL LIKE THAT SHOULD BE -- THAT'S GOING TO BE A SHOW THAT 635 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:14,591 PEOPLE PICK UP ON. I THINK YOU LIVE NEAR DAX 636 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,659 SHEPHERD? >> RIGHT. 637 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,595 >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE OVER THE FENCE FROM EACH OTHER? 638 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,397 >> NOT QUITE THAT CLOSE, SAME NEIGHBORHOOD. 639 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:24,401 ALSO I LIVE WITH MY OTHER BROTHER, PETER, WHO LIVES IN MY 640 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,602 BEDROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 641 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,404 >> Jimmy: YES, YES, THAT'S CONFUSING. 642 00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:31,008 >> YES, IT'S CONFUSING FOR SOME PEOPLE, YEAH. 643 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:33,611 DAX IS -- HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS NEW HOUSE. 644 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,680 AND THE WAY WE'RE SITUATED, I PASS HIM ALL THE TIME. 645 00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:37,814 AND HE -- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 646 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:40,751 IT'S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE. HE BASICALLY TOOK WHAT OTHERS 647 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:46,022 MIGHT CONSIDER TO BE THE FRONT LAWN AND TURNED IT INTO A 648 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,424 MASSIVE DRIVEWAY FOR ALL HIS CARS. 649 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:50,694 >> Jimmy: HE PAVED PARADISE, TURNED IT INTO A PARKING LOT, 650 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:51,629 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 651 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:52,896 >> PUT UP A PARKING LOT, LITERALLY. 652 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:57,034 AND HE HAS THIS THING THAT I ASSUMED WAS JUST FOR THESE 653 00:33:57,102 --> 00:34:03,173 TIMES, WHICH IS THE MOST MASSIVE, LIKE, BAND TOUR BUS 654 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:05,241 YOU'VE EVER SEEN. NO! 655 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,645 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> I'VE PASSED THIS EVERY DAY. 656 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:12,850 AND I WAS LIKE, GOSH, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET RID OF THE BUS 657 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:15,319 THAT IS -- OH MY GOSH, HE'S OUT OF MISS MIND. 658 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,654 AND THEY'RE NEVER GETTING RID OF IT, JIMMY. 659 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,589 THEY'RE KEEPING IT. HE BOUGHT THAT. 660 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:20,724 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW. 661 00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:22,926 HE TOLD ME. HE ACTUALLY SENT US THOSE 662 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:25,261 PICTURES WHEN HE WAS HERE. AND I WAS WONDERING IF IT WAS 663 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:28,465 CAUSING ANY KIND OF CONCERN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 664 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:31,935 AND APPARENTLY IT IS. >> WE GAVE UP A LONG TIME AGO. 665 00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:35,673 HE RIDES AROUND TOPLESS ON A MOTORCYCLE. 666 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,807 YOU JUST HAVE TO JUST LOVE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:40,877 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO TAKE HIM IN, YEAH, YEAH. 668 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:47,484 WELL, THIS "MIGHTY DUCKS" SHOW THAT YOU'RE ON, "GAME CHANGERS." 669 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:51,488 EMILIO ESTEVEZ IS PLAYING THE CHARACTER HE PLAYED IN THE 670 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:56,159 "MIGHTY DUCKS" MOVIE. >> YES, GORDON BOMBAY. 671 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,761 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT IN THE MOVIE? 672 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,631 >> I WAS NOT. THE TWIST IS SORT OF, WE FIND 673 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:05,836 THE DUCKS NOW, TODAY, THEY'VE BECOME A BIG, SUCCESSFUL TEAM. 674 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,438 AND THE PARENTS ARE ALL REALLY COMPETITIVE. 675 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,773 AND THERE'S -- IT'S TONS OF MONEY. 676 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:14,445 AND IT'S SORT OF THE PILOT ASKS THE QUESTION, LIKE, WHERE'S -- 677 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,648 WHERE DID THE FUND GO? WHAT'S THE FUN PART? 678 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:20,183 I DECIDE I'M GOING TO TAKE -- START A NEW TEAM FOR MY KID 679 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:25,989 THAT'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE FUN. BUT WE NEED AN ICE RINK. 680 00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:30,794 AND THERE, EMERGING FROM THE DRY ICE BEHIND THE ZAMBONI, IS 681 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:35,132 GORDON BOMBAY. SO IT SORT OF PICKS UP KIND OF, 682 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:37,468 WHERE IS HE NOW? HE'S JUST REALLY CHARMING AND 683 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,536 WONDERFUL AND FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 684 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,070 >> I'M THE COACH. I'M THE COACH OF THE TEAM. 685 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,473 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE COACH, YEAH. 686 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:47,211 MAYBE DAX WILL BUILD YOU AN ICE RINK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 687 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,279 [ LAUGHTER ] WHILE HE'S KNOCKING DOWN TREES 688 00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,815 FOR RVs. >> I ACTUALLY WOULD LOVE THAT, 689 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:59,156 BECAUSE MY SKATING NEEDS WORK. IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND AN OPEN 690 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,291 ICE RINK IN THE PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: YES. 691 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:05,162 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR MONTHS, RIGHT, 692 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:05,829 GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT, 693 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,364 JIMMY. YES, JIMMY. 694 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:09,967 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO HARD. TELL PETER I SAID HELLO. 695 00:36:09,969 --> 00:36:16,373 NEW EPISODES OF "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" FRIDAYS ON 696 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,709 DISNEY PLUS. LAUREN GRAHAM, EVERYBODY! 697 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,444 >> THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 698 00:36:21,714 --> 00:36:29,786 >> Jimmy: BE BACK WITH AJR. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 699 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,989 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 700 00:36:31,991 --> 00:36:35,325 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: THIS BAND IS MADE UP 701 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,393 OF THREE BROTHERS FROM NEW YORK CITY. 702 00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:37,861 THE ALBUM IS CALLED "OK ORCHESTRA", WITH THE SONG "WAY 703 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,330 LESS SAD." AJR! 704 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:49,139 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 705 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:52,075 ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY 706 00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:56,146 HEY-HEY-HEY ♪ ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY 707 00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:59,949 HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY ♪ 708 00:37:00,019 --> 00:37:02,686 ♪ I SHOULD MOVE 'CAUSE NEW YORK 709 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,554 IS GETTIN' MUDDY OUT ♪ ♪ THERE'S L.A 710 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:07,023 ♪ BUT IT'S ALWAYS KINDA SUNNY OUT ♪ 711 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:10,961 ♪ AND I DON'T WANNA HURT NO MORE 712 00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:19,836 SO I SET MY BAR REAL LOW ♪ ♪ I'M A-OKAY 713 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:23,907 I'M A-OKAY ♪ ♪ YOU SAY IT BUT YOU 714 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:31,915 JUST DON'T MEAN IT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO INSANE 715 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,851 YOU'RE SO INSANE ♪ ♪ SHUT UP AND JUST 716 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,853 ENJOY THIS FEELIN' ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT 717 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,921 DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET 718 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,190 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT 719 00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:41,791 DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET 720 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:49,333 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY 721 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:53,937 HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY 722 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:58,541 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ I WAKE UP AND I'M NOT 723 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,744 SO MAD AT TWITTER NOW ♪ ♪ LIVIN' SUCKS BUT IT'S 724 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:02,879 SUCKIN' JUST A LITTLE NOW ♪ ♪ AND I DON'T 725 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:08,418 WANNA CRY NO MORE SO I SET MY BAR REAL LOW ♪ 726 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:12,689 ♪ I'M A-OKAY I'M A-OKAY ♪ 727 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:16,493 ♪ YOU SAY IT BUT YOU JUST DON'T MEAN IT ♪ 728 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:22,766 ♪ YOU'RE SO INSANE YOU'RE SO INSANE ♪ 729 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:26,236 ♪ SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY THIS FEELIN' ♪ 730 00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:27,503 ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ 731 00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:34,177 ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ 732 00:38:34,246 --> 00:38:35,712 ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ 733 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:39,782 ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ 734 00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:43,853 ♪ I MAY WRONG I MAY BE WRONG ♪ 735 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:50,460 ♪ IT'S STUPID BUT IT'S ALL I HAVE ♪ 736 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:52,129 ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ 737 00:38:52,131 --> 00:38:55,999 ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ 738 00:38:56,001 --> 00:39:00,003 ♪ ♪ WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP 739 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,538 AND I'M LOSIN' MY MIND ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S HALF 740 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,475 PAST THREE AND MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE ♪ 741 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:12,482 ♪ I'VE BEEN COUNTIN' SHEEP BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED ♪ 742 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:21,825 ♪ AND I'M TRYIN' TOO HARD BUT I CAN'T NOT TRY ♪ 743 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,559 ♪ WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP AND I'M LOSIN' MY MIND ♪ 744 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,828 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S HALF PAST THREE AND 745 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,296 MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN COUNTIN' SHEEP 746 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,965 BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED ♪ ♪ AND I'M NOT DEAD YET 747 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,234 SO I GUESS I'LL BE ALRIGHT ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT 748 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,969 DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET 749 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,238 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT 750 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,040 DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET 751 00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:41,177 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ I MAY WRONG 752 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:44,448 I MAY BE WRONG ♪ ♪ IT'S STUPID BUT 753 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:49,252 IT'S ALL I HAVE ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT 754 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:53,123 DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET 755 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,591 BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ 756 00:39:55,661 --> 00:40:05,001 ♪ ♪ DA-DA-DA 757 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:09,272 DA-DA-DA ♪ DA-DA-DA ♪ 758 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,974 >> "THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY 759 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,078 MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 760 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,882 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JAMIE FOXX, LAUREN GRAHAM AND 761 00:40:19,952 --> 00:40:21,017 AJR. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 762 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,085 TOMORROW NIGHT, MELISSA McCARTHY, 763 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,354 OCTAVIA SPENCER, AND NASIM PEDRAHD WILL BE WITH US. 764 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,424 AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE VINE. 765 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,826 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. PLEASE WATCH IT WITH YOUR 766 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:30,693 CLOTHES ON. THANK YOU FOR BEING DECENT. 767 00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:50,346 AND GOODNIGHT.