>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!
TONIGHT -- JAMIE FOXX.
LAUREN GRAHAM. AND MUSIC FROM A-J-R.
AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! >> Jimmy: HI THERE, I'M JIMMY,
THE HOIST FROM THE SHOW. THANK YOU NOR WATCHING.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON ANOTHER MAJOR NEWS DAY.
AND WHEN I SAY "MAJOR" I AM AGAIN TALKING ABOUT
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DOG. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO LAST NIGHT, I INFORMED YOU, BIT AN EMPLOYEE OF THE NATIONAL
PARK SERVICE. THIS WAS HIS SECOND ATTACK THIS
MONTH. AND THEN TODAY WE LEARN, VIA THE
A.P., THAT MAJOR, OR HIS COLLEAGUE CHAMP, HAS DEFILED THE
HALLWAY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
OUTSIDE THE DIPLOMATIC RECEPTION ROOM JUST OFF THE WHITE HOUSE
SOUTH LAWN. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT A SCOOP! I LIKE THAT THE WHITE HOUSE DOG
MAKING A BOWEL MOVEMENT IS A NEWS STORY.
A YEAR AGO, WE WERE OUT OF VENTILATORS.
OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, IT WAS A DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR ABOUT HALF OF
COLLEGE BASKETBALL FANS HERE IN L.A.
OUR 11th-SEEDED UCLA BRUINS BEAT NUMBER ONE SEED MICHIGAN IN A
THRILLER LAST NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TO ADVANCE TO THE FINAL FOUR, WHERE THEY WILL FACE OFF AGAINST
THE FICTIONAL "SCHOOL" KNOWN AS "GONZAGA."
[ LAUGHTER ] GONZAGA IS UNDEFEATED.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BEAT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE SET TO PLAY UCLA ON
SATURDAY. YOU KNOW, FOR THE LAST FEW
YEARS, I'VE BEEN CHALLENGING THE WORLD TO SHOW ME PROOF, ANY KIND
OF PROOF, THAT GONZAGA EXISTS OUTSIDE THIS BASKETBALL TEAM
THEY PUT TOGETHER TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK THERE'S A
UNIVERSITY IN SPOKANE. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO DO IT. THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO COME UP
THERE. PROBABLY SO THEY COULD KILL ME,
AND SILENCE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I'M NO DUMMY. THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
THE QUESTION IS, HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE WHO WENT TO GONZAGA?
OF COURSE NOT. AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, IT'S LIKE
WAKANDA! THEY ALWAYS SAY, "BING CROSBY
WENT TO GONZAGA." AND OF COURSE, WE CAN'T VERIFY
THAT BECAUSE BING CROSBY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG. I DID A LITTLE GOOGLING THIS
AFTERNOON. THERE ARE NO FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO
WENT TO GONZAGA, OTHER THAN "BING CROSBY."
AND SO I LOOKED UP BING CROSBY'S MOVIES.
AND I NOTICED SOMETHING. FOLLOW ALONG HERE, LOOK AT THIS.
G-O-N-Z-A-G-A I-S- F-A-K-E. WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
"GONZAGA IS FAKE." [ APPLAUSE ]
BINGO! BING-O.
I REST. COME ON QANON.
YOU WANT A REAL CONSPIRACY? LOOK INTO THIS!
[ LAUGHTER ] FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ
IS HAVING A BAD WEEK. AFTER A BOMBSHELL REPORT BY THE
"NEW YORK TIMES" LAST NIGHT. IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH
MATT GAETZ, HERE IS HIS TWITTER PROFILE.
THIS SHOULD TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] MATT GAETZ IS BASICALLY THE
SHRIMP TAIL IN YOUR CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE IS NOT WELL LIKED BY ANYONE.
AND HE'S REPORTEDLY BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE DEPARTMENT
OF JUSTICE. THEY'RE LOOKING INTO WHETHER HE
HAD A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A 17-YEAR-OLD AND PAID FOR HER
TRAVEL ACROSS STATE LINES. WHICH BECOMES SEX TRAFFICKING.
GAETZ, BY THE WAY, WAS THE ONLY CONGRESSMAN, DEMOCRAT OR
REPUBLICAN, TO VOTE AGAINST A LAW THAT GAVE THE GOVERNMENT
MORE POWER TO FIGHT HUMAN TRAFFICKING.
HE'S ONE OF THE WORST OF THE -- EVEN HIS FELLOW REPUBLICANS ARE
REPORTEDLY CELEBRATING THIS. BUT NOT ONLY DOES GAETZ DENY THE
CHARGES, HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO TUCKER CARLSON LAST NIGHT, THAT
THE REAL VICTIM IS HIM! >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IS AN
EXPORTION OF ME AND MY FAMILY INVOLVING A FORMER DEPARTMENT OF
JUSTICE OFFICIAL. ON MARCH 16th, MY FATHER GOT A
TEXT MESSAGE DEMANDING A MEETING WHEREIN A PERSON DEMANDED $25
MILLION IN EXCHANGE FOR MAKING HORRIBLE SEX TRAFFICKING
ALLEGATIONS AGAINST ME GO AWAY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN REALLY TELL
HE'S SPEAKING FROM THE HEART, AND NOT FROM A STATEMENT HIS
LAWYER WROTE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU EVER NOTICE, IT'S ALWAYS "MY FATHER" WITH THESE GUYS?
MY FATHER. MY FATHER WAS INVESTIGATED
BECAUSE WHEN YOU'D PULL HIS FINGER, A FART WOULD COME OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY CALLED IT DOMESTIC
TERRORISM. BUT I'M INTERRUPTING, GO ON.
>> I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON ON SCREEN RIGHT NOW WHO'S BEEN
FALSELY ACCUSED OF A TERRIBL SEX ACT.
YOU WERE ACCUSED OF SOMETHING THAT YOU DID NOT DO, SO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE. >> Jimmy: NOW TUCKER'S LIKE, HOW
THE HELL DID I GET ROPED INTO THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU REFERRED TO A MENTALLY
ILL VIEWER WHO ACCUSED ME OF A SEX CRIME 20 YEARS AGO AND OF
COURSE IT WAS NOT TRIED, I NEVER MET THE PERSON.
BUT I DO AGREE BEING ACCUSED FALSELY IS ONE OF THE WORST
THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: YES, I KNOW THIS
BECAUSE I DO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT ON MY SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] TO BE FAIR TO TUCKER CARLSON,
ALL OF HIS VIEWERS ARE MENTALLY ILL.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS INTERVIEW WAS SO ALL OVER
THE PLACE, YOU'D THINK MATT GAETZ OWNED A PILLOW
COMPANY. >> WHAT IS THE BASIS OF THAT
INVESTIGATION, WHAT IS THE ALLEGATION?
NOT REALLY CLEAR FROM THESE NEWS STORIES.
>> YEAH, AGAIN, I ONLY KNOW WHAT I'VE READ IN THE "NEW YORK
TIMES." I CAN SAY THAT ACTUALLY, YOU AND
I WENT TO DINNER ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, YOUR WIFE WAS THERE, AND I
BROUGHT A FRIEND OF MINE. YOU'LL REMEMBER HER.
>> I -- I DON'T REMEMBER THE WOMAN YOU'RE SPEAKING OF OR THE
CONTEXT AT ALL, HONESTLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR COLLEGE ROOMMATE MEETS YOUR NEW
WIFE, AND STARTS SAYING THINGS LIKE "REMEMBER THAT TIME WE HAD
A THREESOME WITH A GOAT?" AND YOU'RE LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] GAETZ WENT ON TO SAY HE SUSPECTS
HE'S BEING TARGETED BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS RICH AND HE'S A
PROMINENT REPUBLICAN. HE EVEN NAMED THE FORMER DOJ
OFFICIAL HE SAID IS TARGETING HIM.
BUT THIS IS NOT A PARTISAN INVESTIGATION.
IN FACT, IT WAS OPENED BY TRUMP'S ATTORNEY GENERAL,
BILL BARR. WHO REPORTEDLY DID NOT WANT TO
BE SEEN WITH MATT GAETZ IN PUBLIC.
ACCORDING TO "POLITICO," BARR WAS SUPPOSED TO DO A MEET AND
GREET WITH REPUBLICAN ON THIS THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE,
BUT CANCELED WHEN HE FOUND OUT GAETZ WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
SO THIS EXPLANATION, AND HIS BEHAVIOR, FLUSTERED EVEN HIS
DINNER PAL TUCKER, WHO DID A LITTLE POSTMORTEM FOR THE FOLKS
WATCHING AT HOME. >> IF YOU JUST SAW OUR MATT
GAETZ INTERVIEW, THAT WAS ONE OF THE WEIRDEST INTERVIEWS I'VE
EVER CONDUCTED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: AND THIS IS A MAN WHO INTERVIEWED SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS
HILLARY CLINTON IS RUNNING A SATANIC PEDOPHILE OPERATION OUT
OF A PIZZA PLACE. SO THERE'S ALWAYS A TWIST.
SPEAKING OF POLITICIANS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR SEX STUFF,
GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO TODAY SIGNED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD
LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK.
AND SAID "NOW PLEASE, EVERYONE, GO SMOKE IT AND FORGET ABOUT THE
WOMEN I PLAYED GRAB ASS WITH." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GOOD NEWS. THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
MUSICAL IS FINALLY GONNA MAKE SENSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S FORMER WHITE HOUSE TRADE
ADVISER, THIS GUY PETER NAVARRO, WAS ON FOX NEWS TAKING SHOTS
AGAIN AT POOR DR. FAUCI. >> FAUCI IS A SOCIOPATH AND A
LIAR. HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE
VACCINE. THE FATHER OF THE VACCINE IS
DONALD J. TRUMP. WHAT IS FAUCI THE FATHER OF?
FAUCI IS THE FATHER OF THE ACTUAL VIRUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE TO SEE THAT
THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR TRUMP WILL GET TO ENJOY A LONG CAREER
OF SPOUTING INANE NONSENSE ON TV FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
AND WATCH THE HEAVILY LIPSTICKED DUMMY FOX NEWS HOST NODDING
ALONG WITH HIM. >> THIS VIRUS, ACCORDING TO BOB
REDFIELD AT THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL, CAME FROM THE
WUHAN LAB. AND BASICALLY, WE HAVE FAUCI NOT
ONLY FUNDING THAT LAB WITH AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS, HE
AUTHORIZED THIS THING CALLED GAIN FUNCTION RESEARCH.
HE ALLOWED THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY, THE PEOPLE'S LIBERATION
ARMY, TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER A VIRUS USING GAIN OF FUNCTION --
I CALL IT THE FAUCI VIRUS. IF HE WANTS TO BE THE FATHER OF
SOMETHING, HE'S THE FATHER OF THE VIRUS THAT'S KILLED OVER 500
THOUSAND AMERICANS. >> Jimmy: I AGREE.
DR. FAUCI NEEDS TO GO ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW RIGHT NOW, TO
CONFIRM WHETHER HE IS OR ISN'T THE FATHER OF THE CORONAVIRUS!
[ LAUGHTER ] PETER NAVARRO SHOULD GET OFF FOX
NEWS AND ONTO SOME ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
THE REVISIONIST HISTORY WE ARE SEEING ON A DAILY BASIS NOW
WOULD BE SHOCKING IF WE WERE CAPABLE OF BEING SHOCKED
ANYMORE. THE TUNES HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH
FROM A YEAR AGO. AND SO NOW IT'S TIME TO LOOK
BACK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK.
IN A NEW INSTALLMENT OF "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY."
>> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, AS WE HEAD INTO APRIL 2020,
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A RATINGS HIT.
MR. TRUMP AND HIS CORONAVIRUS UPDATES HAVE ATTRACTED AN
AUDIENCE OF 8.5 MILLION. ROUGHLY THE VIEWERSHIP OF THE
SEASON FINALE OF "THE BACHELOR." THAT'S NOT ME TALKING, THAT'S
LITERALLY WHAT THE PRESIDENT TWEETED.
WORD FOR WORD. IT WAS WEIRD.
>> DID YOU KNOW I WAS NUMBER ONE ON FACEBOOK?
>> NUMBER ONE ON FACEBOOK! SO, MR. NUMBER ONE, HOW DO WE
BEAT THIS PANDEMIC? MAYBE BY WEARING MASKS?
THE CDC SAYS IT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> WITH THE MASKS IT'S GOING TO
BE REALLY A VOLUNTARY THING. YOU CAN DO IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO IT, I'M CHOOSING NOT TO DO IT.
>> GREAT THINKING, MR. T., WHO NEEDS MASKS WHEN YOU HAVE
TONIGHT'S SPONSOR? HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE.
>> HYDROXY -- CHLOR -- QUINE -- >> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, AND
TOTALLY UNTESTED. >> WE HAVE PURCHASED 29 MILLION
PILLS. WE'RE SENDING THEM TO THE
HOSPITALS. WE'RE SENDING THEM ALL OVER.
THERE ARE SIGNS THAT IT WORKS ON THIS, AND VERY STRONG SIGNS.
>> BUT DON'T JUST TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT.
>> EVERYTHING SHOWS THAT IT WORKS.
>> I THINK THIS I THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE PANDEMIC.
I'M VERY SERIOUS. WHO'S RIGHT ON THIS DEBATE.GE -
I BET ON PRESIDENT TRUMP'S INTUITION ON THIS ONE.
>> YES! OUR PRESIDENT KNOWS BEST.
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? TAKE IT.
>> YES! JUST SHUT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR
BOTTOM. THIS HAS BEEN "THIS WEEK IN
COVID HISTORY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: SIMPLER TIMES. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL
LAUREN GRAHAM IS WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM AJR. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JAMIE FOXX HERE IN STUDIO, SO COME ON BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
>> Jimmy: HI, THERE. TONIGHT, FROM THE NEW SHOW "THE
MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" ON DISNEY PLUS, LAUREN GRAHAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEN LATER, THREE BROTHERS WHO
JUST ANNOUNCED A TOUR FOR SPRING OF 2022.
THEY'RE PLANNERS. THEY'RE PLANNER-AHEADERS.
THEIR ALBUM IS CALLED "OK ORCHESTRA."
MUSIC FROM AJR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW NIGHT -- OH, TOMORROW NIGHT, MELISSA McCARTHY AND
OCTAVIA SPENCER WILL BE HERE. ALONG WITH NASIM PEDRAHD AND
MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE VINE.
PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS SO TALENTED IN SO MANY DIFFERENT
AREAS. THEY'RE WORKING ON NEW AWARDS
JUST FOR HIM, THERE'S A GUY WELDING IN A WAREHOUSE SOMEWHERE
RIGHT NOW. STARTING APRIL 14th, HE RETURNS
TO THE TV SITCOM IN "DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" ON NETFLIX.
PLEASE WELCOME OSCAR, GRAMMY, AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER,
JAMIE FOXX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ >> THANK YOU!
SAME ENERGY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SAME ENERGY, SAME ENERGY, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SAME ENERGY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT AS IT USUALLY IS.
>> IT'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS IN MY MIND.
>> Jimmy: IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'VE BEEN INSIDE TOO LONG. SAME ENERGY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU MISSED IT,
JAMIE? >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW HOW IT WHEN IS YOU START ELEVATING IN AGE, THE
LITTLE STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> LITTLE TWEAKS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Jimmy: HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING -- I WOULD IMAGINE,
MAYBE MORE THAN ANYBODY I KNOW, YOU WOULD MISS BEING IN FRONT OF
A GROUP OF PEOPLE. >> I AM, I'M A LITTLE WINDED, AS
A MATTER OF FACT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, TAKE A DRINK. >> DON'T YOU HATE THAT ONCE YOU
GET OLDER? I WAS IN THE SHOWER THE OTHER
DAY -- OH, OKAY, CAN'T DO THAT NO MORE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO A THING
THAT I'VE FOUND, THAT LIKE I START WALKING WEIRD, THEN I GET
COMFORTABLE WITH IT, OH, YEAH, THIS IS HOW OLD MEN WALK.
[ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD STOP DOING THIS.
>> AND YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT -- WITH ME -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
OUR CULTURE. BUT YOUR ASS STICKS OUT A LITTLE
MORE. BECAUSE MY POPS, I USED TO WATCH
MY POPS WHEN HE WOULD COME HOME, AND IT WAS THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, POPS, WHAT IS
THAT? "KEEP ON LIVING, KEEP ON
LIVING." [ LAUGHTER ]
SO NOW I FIND MYSELF, WHEN I -- I DON'T REALIZE IT, BUT WALKING
AND MY ASS IS SLOWLY -- SO I JUST GOT TO GET MY POSTURE
RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? >> Jimmy: WHERE I NOTICE IT IS
IN A VIDEO WE'LL SHOOT OF THE KIDS, MY WIFE WILL SHOOT IT,
I'LL SEE MYSELF ON THE SIDE. OH, NO, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER
THERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> TOUGH, TOUGH. THE OTHER THING IS WORKING OUT.
>> Jimmy: OH. I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, J., NO.
>> Jimmy: WHAT THAT IS LIKE? >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN.
>> Jimmy: THANKS, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I GOT -- LISTEN, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MANX?
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT SOMETHING GOING ON THERE?
>> WHOOSH! AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD
MAN MANK.
THAT'S A MALE SPANK. WHAT I NOTICE IS NOW THAT I WORK
OUT, I CAN'T LIFT ALL THE BIG WEIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HOLD
YOUR SWOLE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> YOU CAN PUMP UP BUT IT DOESN'T STAY LIKE WHEN YOU WERE
YOUNGER. I HIT IT, I'M WALKING OUT THE
GYM TO MY CAR, I HERE, SSSSTTT. WHAT IS THAT?
I LOOK AT THE CAR, THE REFLECTION, DAMN, WHAT HAPPENED?
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN'T HOLD THE SWOLE.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, NO QUESTION, YOU LOOK VERY GOOD.
>> BAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SAME ENERGY! SAME ENERGY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SAME ENERGY! LET THE WATER HEAL YOU!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT GOOD COVID BEHAVIOR, JAMIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MY BAD.
BUT I'M GOOD, I KNOW I'M GOOD. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE --
LAST TIME I TALKED TO YOU, YOU HAD 20 PEOPLE LIVING IN THE
HOUSE. >> WE HAVE NOT DEVOURED EACH
OTHER YET. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
IS ANYBODY GETTING KICKED OUT WHEN THIS IS OVER?
>> YOU CAN'T KICK MY PARENTS OUT.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, SURE, NO. >> BUT -- BUT LIKE THE KIDS HAVE
LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE. IT'S LIKE "LORD OF THE FLIES"
OVER THERE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> IT'S LIKE THEY'VE TAKEN OVER EVERYTHING.
I WON'T SAY WHO DID IT. BUT THE OTHER DAY A WINDOW WAS
BROKEN. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH?
>> NOW BACK WHEN WE WAS GROWING UP IN THE HOOD, A WINDOW WAS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, NOTHING. PUT SOME TAPE ON IT.
BUT THE WINDOWS I HAVE NOW IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S
A CAR PAYMENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO WE'RE JUST -- WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW IS SIFTING THE KIDS
BACK AND FORTH FROM DIFFERENT HOUSES, BECAUSE IT'S MY
DAUGHTER, HER NIECE -- I MEAN NOT HER NIECE'S, GEEZ.
HER COUSINS. THEN MY HOMIE'S FRIENDS THEY'VE
SORT OF DROPPED OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
DURING QUARTER TEEN. >> Jimmy: LIKE A CHUCK E.
CHEESE? >> LIKE, CAN THEY HANG FOR THE
WEEKEND? AND IT'S BEEN WEEKS BECAUSE THEY
DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE MONEY. WE HAVE TO BREAK THEM UP EVERY
ONCE IN A WHILE, THE KIDS. BADNESS JUST HAPPENS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> I TOLD THEM, DON'T BE MAD,
WHEN YOU'RE A KID THINGS JUST MESS UP FOR NO REASON.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU FIND OUT WHO DID IT?
>> I KNOW WHO DID IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO DID IT.
>> I TAUGHT ALL THE KIDS NOT TO SNITCH.
>> Jimmy: AH. >> WHICH IS THE WORST THING.
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE NOW EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE
DOWN AND NOBODY'S SNITCHING. AND IT'S CRAZY.
THE DOGS IS MISSING, ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
>> Jimmy: DOES THE KID WHO DID IT KNOW YOU KNOW?
>> HE KNOWS. WHAT'S FUNNY, WHAT'S CRAZY, THEY
DON'T REALIZE THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
DID YOU DO IT? I DIDN'T DO IT!
THEN SEE THE CAMERA. IT'S LIKE ON ANY ELEVATOR.
I WON'T SAY. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DYING TO HAVE
A BIG PARTY? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE PARTIES.
AND I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE NOT HAVING BIG PARTIES.
ARE YOU DYING TO HAVE A BIG ONE? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THE PARTIES,
PARTIES IS MY LIFE. BUT IT'S LIKE, WE'RE A LITTLE
WAYS. NOW, I DID SAFELY GO TO MIAMI.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAFELY WENT TO MIAMI?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
I WAS -- I WAS SAFE, THOUGH. YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY?
LOOK, IT'S CRAZY. FOR WHATEVER REASON, GEORGIA,
ATLANTA, FLORIDA, JUST -- THEY NEVER CLOSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT?
>> IT'S CRAZY. I WAS THIS ATLANTA WITH MY MASK.
MAN, LOOK AT JAMIE WITH THAT MASK ON.
I WAS IN A CLUB, ALL THE BROTHERS, COME ON, MAN, YOU
AIN'T GOING TO CATCH IT. ALL RIGHT, TOOK IT OFF.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? IN A CLUB?
>> MAN, IT WASN'T A CLUB, IT WAS A RESTAURANT FOR -- UM -- FOR
COVID EDUCATION -- >> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE YOU'RE
UNDER OATH. OH, IT WAS FOR COVID --
>> FOR COVID EDUCATION. >> Jimmy: I SEE.
>> TO BE AWARE OF WHAT WE SHOULD NOT DO, SHOWING EXAMPLES OF WHAT
WE SHOULD NOT DO. WE SHOULD NOT BE POPPING THIS
CHAMPAGNE ARE WE SHOULD NOT BE DANCING THIS CLOSE.
ONE OF MY HOMIES, HE TEXTED ME FROM A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.
HE FACETIMED ME FROM A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.
I FROWNED UPON THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I BET. >> THEY DIDN'T CLOSE.
THE GIRLS IN THERE, STILL DANCING.
>> Jimmy: ARE THEY REALLY? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S STILL GOING ON? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO. >> YEAH.
TOO MUCH, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT --
>> WHO'S NEXT? NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
THAT'S TOO MUCH TOO. TOO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: DOMINQUE FISHBACK WAS HERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
SHE TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT YOU, HOW SHE AUDITIONED FOR A MOVIE
WITH YOU. AND SHE SHOWED UP.
SHE SOMEHOW LOST HER WALLET. YOU GAVE HER $100.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO GET HOME.
>> I DID, I DID. I GAVE A LITTLE CASH.
>> Jimmy: HOW MUCH CASH DO -- [ APPLAUSE ]
HE'S NOT GIVING YOU ANY MONEY. HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU CARRY
AROUND TYPICALLY? >> MATTER OF FACT, I'M GIVING
EVERYBODY SOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE. OH MY GOSH.
WOW. >> SAME ENERGY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE
A BREAK. JAMIE FOXX HAS JUST GIVEN OUT
$1,000 TO OUR STAFF. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMIE
FOXX! >>> WHAT?
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> IT'S SUNDAY. FAMILY GOES TO CHURCH ON
SUNDAYS, RIGHT? >> I'M GLAD YOU CAME.
>> I'M HAPPY YOU CAME TOO. >> I'D BE HAPPIER IF YOU TOLD ME
YOU'VE GOT A PASTRY? >> AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
>> WHAT HE DOING? >> YES, AND I WANT TO LET YOU
KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER, I AM FREE FROM MY DIABETES, SAVED ME
HALF A BATCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: DAVID ALLEN GREER, TYLER, AND TWO JAMIE FOXXS IN
"DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME," A SITCOM THAT'S PREMIERING ON
NETFLIX ON APRIL 14th. I'VE KNOWN DAVID ALLEN GREER.
YOU STARTED TOGETHER ON "IN LIVING COLOR."
DID YOU EVER IMAGINE HE'D BE PLAYING YOUR FATHER?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY?
HERE'S WHAT'S CRAZY. FIRST, LET ME TELL YOU HOW FUNNY
HE IS. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BURN UP THE
CLUBS AND YOU'RE YOUNG, I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET ON "IN
LIVING COLOR." I'M THE FUNNIEST DUDE I'VE EVER
MET. I GET TO "IN LIVING COLOR," I'M
THE EIGHTH FUNNIEST. JIM CARREY.
THE WAYANS. DAVID WAS SPECIAL, HE WENT TO
YALE, HE'S FROM DETROIT, HE HAD THIS SOPHISTICATED COMEDY THAT
HE CAN STILL TAP INTO THE HOOD, THE CULTURE.
SO LOOK, THAT WAS 25, 30 YEARS AGO.
WHICH IS CRAZY. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW.
YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH. LOOK AT THIS FACE.
>> WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, HOLD ON. BUT NOW WHEN WE GOT TO THIS
SHOW, AND I HAD BEEN TELLING DAVE, MAN, WE GOT TO WORK AND
THIS IS PERFECT. BECAUSE MY DAD CHARACTER WASN'T
IN THE FIRST DRAFT, THEN WE ADDED IT.
I SAID THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO IT IS DAVID ALLEN GREER.
I BEGGED FOR HIM TO BE IN IT. WHEN HE SHOWED UP, MAN -- THE
BUT WITH HIM, HE MAKES IT GREAT. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU TELL HIM,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY DAD? >> I SAID -- WELL, I ASKED HIM.
I SAID, ARE YOU OFFENDED THAT I'M ASKING YOU TO BE MY DAD?
WE FACETIMED. I SAW THE GRAY BEARD.
I SAID, YOU'RE ALREADY ON YOUR WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WASN'T BECAUSE -- WE ADJUSTED
THE AGES WHERE I'M LIKE 41, 42, WHATEVER.
HE'S 64 IN THE ACTUAL -- >> Jimmy: BUT IN REAL LIFE HE'S
ONLY 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ARE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH, I THINK 10 OR 11
YEARS OLDER OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> BUT HE -- LOOK, HE WASN'T OFFENDED.
BUT WHEN HE SHOWED UP -- BECAUSE WE ONLY HAD EIGHT EPISODES TO
TRY TO CATCH THAT CHEMISTRY. AS SOON AS YOU GET 20 EPISODES
AND YOU CATCH THE CHEMISTRY AROUND SHOW 18, WE DIDN'T HAVE
THAT LUXURY. HAVING HIM ON THERE JUST MADE IT
CRAZY. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU GUYS
ALREADY HAVE IT. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Reporter: THE REVEREND SWEET TEA?
>> REVEREND SWEET TEA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS HE BASED ON ANYBODY?
>> HE'S BASED ON THREE PEOPLE, A GANG BANGER, A PIMP, A PREACHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'LL BE IN PURGATORY, WHEREVER
HE GOES. BUT I WAS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF
MARTIN MORRIS BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS DOING CHARACTERS ON HIS
SHOW. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YES.
>> BENTLEY KYLE EVANS, WHO CAME ONTO THE SHOW, WHO CREATED "THE
MARTIN SHOW," HE SAYS, WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHARACTERS?
EVEN MY DAUGHTER'S LIKE, DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THE CHARACTERS.
SO WE STARTED DOING THE CHARACTERS.
WE CAUGHT SOMETHING. SO NOW IT'S LIKE, NOW WE HOPE
THAT THIS SHOW LANDS SO WE CAN HAVE MORE EPISODES.
BECAUSE WE GOT CHARACTERS STACKED UP.
AND DAVID HAS CHARACTERS. >> Jimmy: DAVID'S DOING
CHARACTERS AS WELL? >> YEAH, HE'S GOING TO -- THIS
IS CRAZY. HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO PLAY HIS
OWN FATHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> LIKE WHAT? >> Jimmy: HE WANTS TO PLAY HIS
REAL DAD? >> HE WANTS TO PLAY A VERSION OF
HIS DAD. >> Jimmy: I SEE.
I LIKE THAT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU COULD KEEP GOING THROUGH ANCESTORS.
IT COULD BE ONE OF THOSE MIRRORS ONTO MIRRORS
THAT'S NICE. YOU ALSO DO A LOT OF IMITATIONS.
I SAW -- YOU DID -- WHO THE HELL DID YOU DO?
AL PACINO, IFY. >> THE FIGHT!
WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS! [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE OLDER AL. BECAUSE THE YOUNGER AL WAS,
PREDO? THEN HE GOT OLD, AND ARRGH!
RRRRR! ARRRORRR!
AND CUT! BUT WE GET INTO IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DID DAVE CHAPPELLE IN THE SHOW.
>> CRAZY, BESIDE MYSELF, I WAS INCENSED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BUT THAT'S THE YOUNG CHAPPELLE,
TOO. I WAS INCENSED!
I WAS SPIED MYSELF! SOMEBODY WALKED UP AND SAID,
DAVE CHAPPELLE, POW! BUT THE OLDER CHAPPELLE, IT'S
CRAZY. HBO, THEY TOOK ALL MY MONEY.
TOOK ALL MY MONEY, SO PLEASE, PLEASE.
TOOK ALL OF IT. YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU HEARING ME?
TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY. I MEAN, HE WAS SO --
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT VIDEO,
RIGHT. >> DAVE WAS SO CONVINCINGLY
BROKE. THAT I WANTED TO START A
GOFUNDME PAGE FOR THIS DUDE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S CRAZY, MAN. THEY TOOK -- THEY TOOK ALL THE
MONEY. I'M LIKE, THEY DID?
WAIT A MINUTE, HE JUST FLEW THERE ON A G-650.
HE JUST GOT PAID $60 MILLION OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW, CRAZY. TOOK IT ALL, MONEY.
>> Jimmy: DOES DAVE LIKE WHEN YOU IMITATE HIM?
>> HE CAN'T HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING.
TOOK ALL MY MONEY, MAN. CAN'T PAY RENT.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS GOOD. >> YOU KNOW, I -- REMEMBER I
DID -- I DID DAVE CHAPPELLE, I DID AN IMPERSONATION OF DAVE
CHAPPELLE IN FRONT OF DAVE CHAPPELLE AT EDDIE'S HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT NIGHT, THAT PARTY AT EDDIE MURPHY'S
HOUSE, THAT'S RIGHT. >> EDDIE MURPHY'S HOUSE, WHICH
WAS CRAZY. ALL OF US, ALL THOSE
COMEDIANS -- >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS CRAZY BECAUSE I THOUGHT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M
DOING HERE BUT I'M GLAD I'M HERE.
>> CRAZY, WAITING ON EDDIE TO COME OUT AND SUCKLE ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS WAITING ON THE SCENE FROM
"GLADIATOR." WHAT WAS THE DUDE?
I WILL GIVE YOU COMEDY BEYOND YOUR RICHES.
YOU KNOW EDDIE WOULD DO THAT, RIGHT?
I REMEMBER THAT NIGHT. EDDIE WAS TALKING ABOUT GOING UP
AND DOING STANDUP. I WAS LOOKING AT HIS HOUSE, YOU
CAN'T DO STANDUP WITH THE WAY THIS HOUSE IS.
THE HOUSE WAS SO PERFECT. YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PERFECT HOUSE.
LIKE MY HOUSE, MY HOUSE STAYS SORT OF MESSED UP BECAUSE I WANT
TO STAY FUNNY. YOU KNOW?
I NEVER FINISH DECORATING ALL THE WAY.
THERE'S A FAUCET IN THIS ONE BATHROOM THAT SPRAYS OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I STAND IN THE HALLWAY TO SEE
PEOPLE COME OUT. PSSST!
PEOPLE COME OUT LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
DAMN, YOU GOT TO FIX THIS, MAN. END OF THE NIGHT, EVERYBODY IS
TRYING TO WIN FUNNIEST OF THE NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> WE STARTED CIRCLING AROUND
2:30, WHATEVER -- >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T TRY, I WAS
STANDING IN A CORNER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AT ONE POINT, WE'RE STANDING THERE, ROCK, EDDIE, EVERYBODY,
AND DAVE'S, LOOK AT JAMIE'S SHOES.
I SAID, WHAT ABOUT MY SHOES? HE SAID, WHAT?
I SAID, WHAT? AND I WAS LIKE, MAN, IT'S CRAZY,
LOOK AT JAMIE'S SHOES. I STARTED SAYING, IT'S JAMIE,
IT'S MY SHOES, IT'S CRAZY. HE GOES, MAN, THIS IS WILD, MAN,
JAMIE DOING AN IMPERSONATION OF ME, THIS IS WILD.
AND EDDIE'S SITTING THERE GOING, HA HA HA.
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T NEED TO HAVE ANY OF THE OTHER GUYS THERE.
YOU DO THEM ALL. >> YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY, THAT
WAS FUNNY. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I
LOVE SEEING YOU DO THIS SITCOM. I REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD
DOING "THE JEFFERSONS" ON "LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE."
[ APPLAUSE ] HOW GREAT YOU WERE THERE.
TO DO THIS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, TOO.
CORINNE. I MEAN, THAT'S -- I KNOW YOU
LOVE THAT SORT OF THING. >> MAN, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU. I'M INDEBTED TO YOU.
JUST THE FACT THAT YOU TOOK CARE, LOOKED OUT FOR MY BABY
GIRL. SHE DID "THE JEFFERSONS."
>> Jimmy: YES, "GOOD TIMES." >> AND "GOOD TIMES."
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS AMAZING. >> SHE WAS GREAT.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW, YOU KNOW, THIS CITY CAN WORK AND THE
WAY THAT CAME ABOUT WAS SO AMAZING.
AND IT ALSO GAVE US THE BUG. WHEN WE DID THAT "IN FRONT OF A
LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE," I SAID WE CAN NOW DO WHAT ME AND MY
DAUGHTER HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR FOR YEARS, ON THE JOB TRAINING,
"DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME." NOW SHE GETS ME BACK BECAUSE
SHE'S NOW MY BOSS, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE NEXT WEEK, I'M SURE SHE'LL GET
YOU BACK THEN AS WELL. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
"DAD, STOP EMBARRASSING ME" IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW.
IT PREMIERES APRIL 14th ON NETFLIX.
THANK YOU, JAMIE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LAUREN
GRAHAM! >> Jimmy: THERE'S MONEY FLYING
EVERYWHERE. MUSIC FROM AJR IS ON THE WAY.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ICONIC TV MOTHER YOU KNOW FROM "GILMORE
GIRLS," "PARENTHOOD," AND NOW SHE PLAYS A HOCKEY MOM ALONGSIDE
EMILIO ESTEVEZ IN THE NEW SERIES "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME
CHANGERS." NEW EPISODES POP UP FRIDAYS ON
DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME LAUREN GRAHAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI, LAUREN.
>> WHOO! HI, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: I'M GOOD. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT
THAT YOU WERE ON THIS SHOW BEFORE IT WAS A SHOW.
DURING OUR TEST SHOWS YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO COME AND DO IT
WITH ME. I'M SURE IT WAS A HORRIBLE
EXPERIENCE. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WASN'T.
WHAT'S FUNNY, FIRST OF ALL, I'M SUCH A TALK SHOW HOST NERD THAT
I WAS LIKE GLAD TO DO IT. BUT THE PART OF ME THAT I DON'T
IDENTIFY WITH ANYMORE IS LIKE VOLUNTEERING TO GET IN HAIR AND
MAKEUP AND GET IN A CAR AND GO SOMEWHERE.
LIKE THAT SEEMS LIKE A ME OF YESTERYEAR.
EVEN PRE-TIMES, VIRUS TIMES. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ALL OF US
OF YESTERYEAR RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOW YOU JUST DON'T REALLY HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE TO DO
THINGS, IT'S REMARKABLE. EVENTUALLY WE'LL BE IN PODS LIKE
WALL-E OR SOMETHING. >> I WAS THRILLED TO DO IT AND
IT WAS REALLY FUN, AND LOOK AT YOU NOW, YOU'VE MADE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M REALLY
BLOSSOMED. I'M SURE YOU HEAR THIS ALL THE
TIME. BECAUSE OF NETFLIX, "GILMORE
GIRLS" HAS HAD THIS HUGE RESURGENCE.
ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I FEEL LIKE IT'S AS POPULAR AS IT WAS
WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY ON. >> NO, NO, IT'S WAY MORE
POPULAR. >> Jimmy: IT'S MORE POPULAR?
>> IT WASN'T THAT POPULAR. WE WERE ON OPPOSITE "FRIENDS."
NO ONE REALLY KNEW WE WERE ON. IT WAS A MIRACLE EVERY YEAR WE
GOT PICKED UP. THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED IT, LIKED
IT. BUT IT WASN'T A BIG HIT.
NO, IT'S CRAZY. PEOPLE, NEW GENERATIONS, KEEP
WATCHING IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO BE SO
STRANGE, TO SUDDENLY BE ASKED QUESTIONS BY PEOPLE ABOUT THIS
SHOW THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO.
>> I MEAN, IT KEEPS IT ALIVE FOR ME, I GUESS.
IT'S FUN BECAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT GROUPS OF PEOPLE ARE
FINDING IT AND DIFFERENT GENERATIONS.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET TO THE AGE WHERE I'M FRIGHTENING TO
CHILDREN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> WHERE THEY'RE LIKE, WHERE'S
LAU LAURELEI, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Jimmy: YOU POSTED A VIDEO OF A GUY WHO'S JUST SEEN THE SHOW
FOR THE FIRST TIME, WAS ON FACETIME EXPLAINING TO OTHER
PEOPLE AND HIS FAMILY -- WELL, PLAY THAT VIDEO.
>> THERE'S A LINE IN THE SECOND EPISODE.
I LAUGHED SO [ BLEEP ] HARD. THIS WOMAN SAID SOMETHING, IT'S
LIKE SHE SAYS STUFF JUST REAL QUICK, SOMEBODY WILL SAY
SOMETHING AND SHE'LL SAY SOMETHING AND THEY GO RIGHT ON
TO THE NEXT THING. WHAT SHE SAID, BECAUSE SHE'S
LIKE SAYING STUFF THAT WE WOULD SAY THAT'S LIKE SO FUNNY.
THAT -- THAT SHE GETS LIKE -- SHE -- HER SENSE OF HUMOR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO
SAY EVERYTHING WHILE SAYING NOTHING AT ALL.
>> I LOVE IT. IT'S SO SWEET.
WELL, IT'S LIKE IF YOU WERE TRYING TO EXPLAIN "GILMORE
GIRLS" TO ALIENS. WHY ARE THEY CIRCLING THE GAZEBO
AND TALKING SO FAST? IT REMINDS ME OF AN UNCLE WHO
WAS A FIFTH GRADE TEACHER. THERE'S A PAINTER, IT ISN'T A
GUY WHO WATCHES A LOT OF TV. HE WAS DESCRIBING THE SHOW TO
US. HE'S LIKE, IT'S FUNNY.
IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT ANYTHING. HE'S LIKE, YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS
SHOW "STEINFELD"? WE WERE LIKE, "SEINFELD"?
HE WAS WATCHING IN SYNDICATION, HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
WAS. SO THERE'S ALWAYS A NEW AUDIENCE
MEMBER FOR A SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON
"SEINFELD," WEREN'T YOU? >> YES.
SO LIKE, WHY WASN'T THAT A BIGGER DEAL IN THE FAMILY?
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE IT
SHOULD HAVE BEEN. I FEEL LIKE "PARENTHOOD" IS A
SHOW THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT SHOW. AND UNDERAPPRECIATED.
I FEEL LIKE THAT SHOULD BE -- THAT'S GOING TO BE A SHOW THAT
PEOPLE PICK UP ON. I THINK YOU LIVE NEAR DAX
SHEPHERD? >> RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU LIVE OVER THE FENCE FROM EACH OTHER?
>> NOT QUITE THAT CLOSE, SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.
ALSO I LIVE WITH MY OTHER BROTHER, PETER, WHO LIVES IN MY
BEDROOM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, YES, THAT'S CONFUSING.
>> YES, IT'S CONFUSING FOR SOME PEOPLE, YEAH.
DAX IS -- HAS BEEN WORKING ON HIS NEW HOUSE.
AND THE WAY WE'RE SITUATED, I PASS HIM ALL THE TIME.
AND HE -- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
IT'S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE. HE BASICALLY TOOK WHAT OTHERS
MIGHT CONSIDER TO BE THE FRONT LAWN AND TURNED IT INTO A
MASSIVE DRIVEWAY FOR ALL HIS CARS.
>> Jimmy: HE PAVED PARADISE, TURNED IT INTO A PARKING LOT,
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> PUT UP A PARKING LOT, LITERALLY.
AND HE HAS THIS THING THAT I ASSUMED WAS JUST FOR THESE
TIMES, WHICH IS THE MOST MASSIVE, LIKE, BAND TOUR BUS
YOU'VE EVER SEEN. NO!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> I'VE PASSED THIS EVERY DAY.
AND I WAS LIKE, GOSH, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET RID OF THE BUS
THAT IS -- OH MY GOSH, HE'S OUT OF MISS MIND.
AND THEY'RE NEVER GETTING RID OF IT, JIMMY.
THEY'RE KEEPING IT. HE BOUGHT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW.
HE TOLD ME. HE ACTUALLY SENT US THOSE
PICTURES WHEN HE WAS HERE. AND I WAS WONDERING IF IT WAS
CAUSING ANY KIND OF CONCERN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
AND APPARENTLY IT IS. >> WE GAVE UP A LONG TIME AGO.
HE RIDES AROUND TOPLESS ON A MOTORCYCLE.
YOU JUST HAVE TO JUST LOVE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY HAVE TO TAKE HIM IN, YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, THIS "MIGHTY DUCKS" SHOW THAT YOU'RE ON, "GAME CHANGERS."
EMILIO ESTEVEZ IS PLAYING THE CHARACTER HE PLAYED IN THE
"MIGHTY DUCKS" MOVIE. >> YES, GORDON BOMBAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT IN THE MOVIE?
>> I WAS NOT. THE TWIST IS SORT OF, WE FIND
THE DUCKS NOW, TODAY, THEY'VE BECOME A BIG, SUCCESSFUL TEAM.
AND THE PARENTS ARE ALL REALLY COMPETITIVE.
AND THERE'S -- IT'S TONS OF MONEY.
AND IT'S SORT OF THE PILOT ASKS THE QUESTION, LIKE, WHERE'S --
WHERE DID THE FUND GO? WHAT'S THE FUN PART?
I DECIDE I'M GOING TO TAKE -- START A NEW TEAM FOR MY KID
THAT'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE FUN. BUT WE NEED AN ICE RINK.
AND THERE, EMERGING FROM THE DRY ICE BEHIND THE ZAMBONI, IS
GORDON BOMBAY. SO IT SORT OF PICKS UP KIND OF,
WHERE IS HE NOW? HE'S JUST REALLY CHARMING AND
WONDERFUL AND FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> I'M THE COACH. I'M THE COACH OF THE TEAM.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE COACH, YEAH.
MAYBE DAX WILL BUILD YOU AN ICE RINK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHILE HE'S KNOCKING DOWN TREES
FOR RVs. >> I ACTUALLY WOULD LOVE THAT,
BECAUSE MY SKATING NEEDS WORK. IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND AN OPEN
ICE RINK IN THE PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: YES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR MONTHS, RIGHT,
GUILLERMO? >> Guillermo: THAT'S RIGHT,
JIMMY. YES, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO HARD. TELL PETER I SAID HELLO.
NEW EPISODES OF "THE MIGHTY DUCKS: GAME CHANGERS" FRIDAYS ON
DISNEY PLUS. LAUREN GRAHAM, EVERYBODY!
>> THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: BE BACK WITH AJR. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ.
THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: THIS BAND IS MADE UP
OF THREE BROTHERS FROM NEW YORK CITY.
THE ALBUM IS CALLED "OK ORCHESTRA", WITH THE SONG "WAY
LESS SAD." AJR!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
♪ HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY
HEY-HEY-HEY ♪ ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY
HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY ♪
♪ I SHOULD MOVE 'CAUSE NEW YORK
IS GETTIN' MUDDY OUT ♪ ♪ THERE'S L.A
♪ BUT IT'S ALWAYS KINDA SUNNY OUT ♪
♪ AND I DON'T WANNA HURT NO MORE
SO I SET MY BAR REAL LOW ♪ ♪ I'M A-OKAY
I'M A-OKAY ♪ ♪ YOU SAY IT BUT YOU
JUST DON'T MEAN IT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO INSANE
YOU'RE SO INSANE ♪ ♪ SHUT UP AND JUST
ENJOY THIS FEELIN' ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY
HEY-HEY-HEY HEY-HEY-HEY
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ I WAKE UP AND I'M NOT
SO MAD AT TWITTER NOW ♪ ♪ LIVIN' SUCKS BUT IT'S
SUCKIN' JUST A LITTLE NOW ♪ ♪ AND I DON'T
WANNA CRY NO MORE SO I SET MY BAR REAL LOW ♪
♪ I'M A-OKAY I'M A-OKAY ♪
♪ YOU SAY IT BUT YOU JUST DON'T MEAN IT ♪
♪ YOU'RE SO INSANE YOU'RE SO INSANE ♪
♪ SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY THIS FEELIN' ♪
♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪
♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪
♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪
♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪
♪ I MAY WRONG I MAY BE WRONG ♪
♪ IT'S STUPID BUT IT'S ALL I HAVE ♪
♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪
♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪
♪ ♪ WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP
AND I'M LOSIN' MY MIND ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S HALF
PAST THREE AND MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN COUNTIN' SHEEP BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED ♪
♪ AND I'M TRYIN' TOO HARD BUT I CAN'T NOT TRY ♪
♪ WELL, I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP AND I'M LOSIN' MY MIND ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S HALF PAST THREE AND
MY BRAIN'S ON FIRE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN COUNTIN' SHEEP
BUT THE SHEEP ALL DIED ♪ ♪ AND I'M NOT DEAD YET
SO I GUESS I'LL BE ALRIGHT ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪ I MAY WRONG
I MAY BE WRONG ♪ ♪ IT'S STUPID BUT
IT'S ALL I HAVE ♪ ♪ DON'T YOU LOVE IT
DON'T YOU LOVE IT ♪ ♪ NO, I AIN'T HAPPY YET
BUT I'M WAY LESS SAD ♪ ♪
♪ DA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA ♪ DA-DA-DA ♪
>> "THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES" IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES-BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK JAMIE FOXX, LAUREN GRAHAM AND
AJR. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
TOMORROW NIGHT, MELISSA McCARTHY,
OCTAVIA SPENCER, AND NASIM PEDRAHD WILL BE WITH US.
AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE VINE.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. PLEASE WATCH IT WITH YOUR
CLOTHES ON. THANK YOU FOR BEING DECENT.
AND GOODNIGHT.