1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:03,335 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:04,003 TONIGHT -- MELISSA MCCARTHY AND 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:10,276 OCTAVIA SPENCER. NASIM PEDRAD. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,611 CLAYTON KERSHAW. AND MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,814 BRYCE VINE. AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 6 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:19,085 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 7 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:22,888 HI, I AM JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 8 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:26,692 THANKS FOR WATCHING. HAPPY PRANKSGIVING 9 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:30,029 TO ONE AND ALL. TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF MAY. 10 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:32,698 TODAY IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY. HISTORIANS BELIEVE THAT APRIL 11 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,567 FOOLS' DAY DATES ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1582. 12 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,971 TO FRANCE WHERE PEOPLE WOULD PUT PAPER FISH ON EACH OTHER'S 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,906 BACKS, AND CALL THEM "APRIL FISH." 14 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:46,579 GUILLERMO, TURN AROUND. YEAH. 15 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:49,048 I PUT ONE ON YOUR BACK A MINUTE AGO. 16 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:52,385 >> Guillermo: OH, YOU DID? [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:00:52,387 --> 00:00:54,387 >> Jimmy: YOU SEE HOW FUNNY THAT IS? 18 00:00:54,389 --> 00:00:56,522 >> Guillermo: YEAH, WOW. >> Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU, THE 19 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,256 FRENCH ARE HILARIOUS. THEY REALLY ARE. 20 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,458 [ LAUGHTER ] AT MAR-A-LAGO TODAY, 21 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:02,528 DONALD TRUMP PLAYED A VERY CRUEL PRANK ON HIS SON, ERIC. 22 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:06,932 HE OPENED HIS ARMS AND PRETENDED HE WAS GOING TO HUG HIM. 23 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:07,934 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN TRUMP 24 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,336 PROMISED THE CORONAVIRUS WOULD DISAPPEAR BY EASTER? 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,739 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,141 THAT WAS MAYBE THE BEST ONE EVER. 27 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,009 APRIL FOOLS' IS TOO EASY THIS YEAR. 28 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,678 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SNEEZE. AND YOU'VE WON. 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,679 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS NOT A PRANK, OR MAYBE IT 30 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,082 IS, WHO KNOWS? RUSSIA SAYS THEY'VE DEVELOPED A 31 00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:28,687 COVID VACCINE FOR ANIMALS. IT'S CALLED "KARNIVAK-KOV." 32 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,424 IT WAS DEVELOPED FOR PETS AND FARM ANIMALS. 33 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,959 THEY GIVE THEM ONE SHOT. WITH THIS. 34 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:37,964 AND THEY'RE DONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:40,499 YOU KNOW, PETS CAN GET THE CORONAVIRUS. 36 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:44,303 THE WORST THING ABOUT GETTING COVID FOR DOGS IS THEY TRY TO 37 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:48,174 SMELL EACH OTHER'S BUTTS. NOTHING. 38 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,443 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY CAN'T. 39 00:01:50,445 --> 00:01:52,511 YOU KNOW WHO TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID? 40 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,914 OLD LIPSTICK ON A PITBULL HERSELF, SARAH PALIN. 41 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:59,785 PALIN HAS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE AND TWO OF HER KIDS CONTRACTED THE 42 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:00,986 VIRUS. HOW, SHE DOESN'T KNOW. 43 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,788 SARAH PALIN LIVES IN ALASKA. YOU ALMOST HAVE TO TRY TO CATCH 44 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:06,659 COVID IN ALASKA. IT'S EASIER TO CATCH A BALD 45 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,395 EAGLE THAN COVID IN ALASKA. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,529 PALIN IS ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO WEAR MASKS. 47 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:17,269 WHICH IS RICH BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS, BACK IN 48 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:18,871 MAY, SHE VISITED A BEAUTY SALON IN TEXAS TO SUPPORT THE OWNER 49 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:21,339 WHO WENT TO JAIL BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO SHUT HER BUSINESS 50 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:28,681 DOWN. SHE SAID IT WAS HER 51 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:29,948 CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ENDANGER HER COMMUNITY. 52 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:32,685 BUT NOW THAT SARAH HAS HERSELF CHANGED HER TUNE.E BUG, SHE 53 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,819 I LOVE THAT THESE PEOPLE ONLY BELIEVE IN SCIENCE WHEN IT 54 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,822 HAPPENS TO THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,090 THEY ONLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT COVID IS REAL AFTER THEY GET COVID. 56 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:42,294 THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "NOW THAT I HAVE BEEN MAULED BY A BEAR 57 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,964 PERSONALLY, I REALIZE THAT THEIR CLAWS AND TEETH ARE VERY SHARP." 58 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,967 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT GOOD OR HER FOR SPEAKING 59 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:53,105 OUT. FINALLY. 60 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:56,042 CORONA ISN'T THE ONLY TRANSMISSIBLE DISEASE WE NEED TO 61 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,109 WORRY ABOUT. OXFORD UNIVERSITY IS SAID TO BE 62 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,044 HARD AT WORK ON A VACCINE FOR WHAT THEY CALL "SUPER 63 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:01,379 GONORRHEA." BACK IN 2018, A BRITISH MAN 64 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,715 VACATIONING IN SOUTHEAST ASIA CONTRACTED WHAT HAS BEEN 65 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:07,987 DESCRIBED AS THE "WORST EVER" CASE OF GONORRHEA. 66 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:09,321 GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW HE GOT IT, [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,924 BUT HE DID, AND NOW IT'S SPREADING. 68 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:16,528 THE HOPE IS THAT A VACCINE TO STOP IT WILL BE READY IN TIME 69 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,797 FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF "BACHELOR IN PARADISE." 70 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:19,932 [ LAUGHTER ] KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED. 71 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,670 EASTER IS NOW JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR 72 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,139 JESUS AND PEEPS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 73 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:30,542 THESE PEEPS. YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BE -- THERE 74 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,945 WERE YELLOW PEEPS IN THE SHAPE OF LITTLE CHICKS AND THAT WAS 75 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:35,280 IT. THEN THEY STARTED MAKING THEM IN 76 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,551 THE SHAPE OF BUNNIES. WHICH DO NOT PEEP. 77 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,352 BY THE WAY. CHICKS PEEP, BUNNIES DON'T, 78 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,554 UNLESS YOU STEP ON THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:49,295 BUT APPARENTLY THE NEW SHAPES AND COLORS CAUGHT ON, BECAUSE 80 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,963 THIS IS WHAT IS NOW AVAILABLE. YOU SEE HERE. 81 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,700 WE'VE GOT CHOCOLATE PUDDING PEEPS. 82 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:58,704 WE HAVE ROOT BEER FLOAT PEEPS. WE HAVE BLUE RASPBERRY PEEPS. 83 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:03,642 WE HAVE SOUR WATERMELON. COTTON CANDY. 84 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,578 ALL KINDS OF CRAP. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AT 85 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,979 CVS. [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:12,851 THE STORE'S GONE ALL PEEPS. THERE'S ALSO PEEPS CEREAL, WHICH 87 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:18,057 IF YOU READ IT YOU SEE IT'S MARSHMALLOW-FLAVORED CEREAL WITH 88 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:19,058 MARSHMALLOWS. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:23,929 ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. IT'S LIKE A ROAST BEEF-FLAVORED 90 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,464 SANDWICH WITH BEEF. [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,867 WHAT ARE THESE? OH, SUGAR-FREE PEEPS. 92 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,336 IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THIS WAS JUST AN EMPTY LITTLE CONTAINER. 93 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:33,272 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT WHERE IT ENDS. 94 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,675 THERE ARE A WHOLE HOST OF PEEPS PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET NOW. 95 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,410 WE CAME UP WITH A GAME IN TIME FOR EASTER. 96 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:42,548 I'M GOING TO ASK/FORCE OUR STAFF AND OUR AUDIENCE TO PLAY THE 97 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,682 GAME. IT'S CALLED "REAL OR FAKE 98 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,752 PEEPS?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 99 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:52,491 TELL ME IF THIS IS REAL OR FAKE. OKAY? 100 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:57,296 THIS IS PEEPS HAND SANITIZER. REAL OR FAKE? 101 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:01,366 THAT'S THE REAL THING AND I'M GOING TO USE THAT AS WELL, OKAY. 102 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:06,505 THIS IS PEEPS PRINGLES. THIS IS FAKE, YEAH. 103 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,240 THIS IS A FAKE, RIGHT? FAKE, YEAH. 104 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,709 BUT IT WILL BE REAL BY THE END OF PROBABLY THE MONTH. 105 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:15,380 THESE ARE PEEPS-FLAVORED STRAWBERRY AND CHOCOLATE 106 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:20,585 MARSHMALLOW MILK. THAT IS REAL, YEAH. 107 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:25,925 PEEPS YOPLAIT. THAT'S NOT REAL, THAT'S FAKE. 108 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,927 EVERYONE WHO SAID REAL IS FIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:34,066 THIS IS PEEPS CREST. YES, OF COURSE THAT'S FAKE. 110 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:39,938 THIS IS PEEPS TWINKIES. REAL OR FAKE? 111 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:40,472 THEY ARE -- I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW. 112 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,541 THEY'RE FAKE? YEAH. 113 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:47,880 PEEPS PEPSI. NO, THIS IS REAL. 114 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:52,284 AND HOW THEY DID NOT CALL THIS PEE 115 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,485 PEEPSI, I HAVE NO IDEA. [ APPLAUSE ] 116 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:58,224 FOR THOSE WHO LIKE A LITTLE KICK, PEEPS WHITE CLAW. 117 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,291 [ LAUGHTER ] FAKE. 118 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:05,898 AND THESE PEEPS CROCS. ARE THESE PEEPS CROCS A THING? 119 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,633 NO, THEY ARE REAL. AND THEY ARE A CRIME AGAINST 120 00:06:08,703 --> 00:06:10,102 HUMANITY. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:15,107 GUILLERMO, TRY THEM ON, THESE ARE FOR YOU, ENJOY. 122 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:18,376 ONE LAST ITEM. PEEPS TRUCK NUTS. 123 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:26,652 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YES? 124 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:33,125 GARY, ONE HOUR. ONE OF OUR WRITERS, GARY. 125 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:38,263 THOSE WILL BE HANGING FROM THE BALL HITCH OF HIS HONDA CRV. 126 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:39,665 [ LAUGHTER ] BASEBALL IS BACK. 127 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,467 A NEW SEASON IS OFFICIALLY UNDER WAY. 128 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:46,739 YOU CAN'T BEAT OPENING DAY SITTING IN A 33% CAPACITY 129 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:50,743 BALLPARK, STUFFING A HOT DOG INTO YOUR N95, MUSTARD ALL OVER 130 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:55,280 THE MASK, THE WHOLE DEAL. THE METS AND NATIONALS HAD TO 131 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:59,084 PUSH THEIR GAME BECAUSE AT LEAST FIVE PLAYERS ON THE NATIONALS 132 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,485 TESTED POSITIVE OR WERE IN QUARANTINE. 133 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,555 THE LEAGUE IS ADHERING TO COVID GUIDELINES FOR THE TIME BEING. 134 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:08,894 THE CROWDS ARE LIMITED AND ALL SECOND BASEMEN AND LEFT FIELDERS 135 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,095 WILL BE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,364 THE SOON TO BE FORMER CLEVELAND INDIANS PLAYED TODAY. 137 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,367 THEY LOST TO THE TIGERS. THAT TEAM IS EXPECTED TO GET A 138 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:19,304 NEW NAME SOMETIME NEXT YEAR. BUT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, FANS 139 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,173 AT PROGRESSIVE FIELD IN CLEVELAND WILL NO LONGER BE 140 00:07:22,243 --> 00:07:25,444 ALLOWED TO PAINT THEIR FACES RED OR WEAR HEADDRESSES AT THE GAME. 141 00:07:25,446 --> 00:07:29,915 THE TEAM PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT SAYS, HEADDRESSES AND FACE 142 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:35,854 PAINT STYLED IN A WAY THAT REFERENCES OR APPROPRIATES 143 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:36,989 AMERICAN INDIAN CULTURES AND TRADITIONS WILL NOT BE PERMITTED 144 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,859 UNLESS YOU AR FULL-BLOODED DESCENDENT OF THE LAKOTA, IN 145 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:44,930 WHICH CASE, THANKS FOR BEING A FAN, GO TRIBE, OOPS, SORRY, 146 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:48,667 WE'RE NOT CALLING THE TEAM TRIBE ANYMORE, THANK YOU FOR BEING A 147 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:54,473 FAN, WHOOPS, SORRY, WE PROMISE WE'LL CHANGE THE NAME SOON. 148 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,342 [ APPLAUSE ] OUR LOCAL DODGERS HERE IN LOS 149 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,009 ANGELES ARE THE REIGNING WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. 150 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,413 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES, WHICH 151 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,483 IS EXCITING. DODGERS HAD THEIR OPENER TODAY 152 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,687 AGAINST THE COLORADO ROCKIES. AND AHEAD OF THE GAME OUR VERY 153 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,356 OWN GUILLERMO, WHO -- OH, WOW, THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 154 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:13,358 >> Guillermo: YEAH, THEY'RE COMFORTABLE, I LIKE THEM. 155 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:15,227 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE THEM? 156 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:16,829 YOU THINK YOU'LL WEAR THEM ON EASTER? 157 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:19,097 >> Guillermo: YES, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: ARE THOSE EDIBLE? 158 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,832 WHAT ARE THEY MADE OUT OF, THOSE PEEPS? 159 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,636 GIVE THEM A LITTLE SQUEEZE. >> Guillermo: NO, THEY'RE NOT 160 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,838 EDIBLE. >>. 161 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:31,777 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT? EAT ONE INNANYWAY. 162 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,045 DON'T EAT IT, THAT WAS A JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,582 GUILLERMO JOURNEYED TO DODGER STADIUM TO HAVE A SOCIALLY 164 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,118 DISTANCED CHART WITH TONIGHT'S STARTER CLAYTON KERSHAW. 165 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:50,662 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Guillermo: HI, I'M HERE AT 166 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,865 DODGERS STADIUM WITH THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPION CLAYTON KERSHAW. 167 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,867 HI, CLAYTON. >> WHAT? 168 00:08:55,936 --> 00:09:03,675 I CAN'T HEAR YOU. >> Guillermo: I SAID -- 169 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,212 [ SIRENS ] >> Guillermo: OH. 170 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:12,217 I SAID, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME FOR THIS SOCIAL DISTANT 171 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,487 INTERVIEW! >> YEAH, NO PROBLEM, GLAD TO BE 172 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:19,624 HERE. >> Guillermo: WHICH ONE YOU LIKE 173 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,759 BETTER? PEANUTS OR CRACKERS? 174 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:27,699 >> YOU MEAN CRACKERJACKS? >> Guillermo: CRACKERS -- JACKS, 175 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,767 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 176 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,837 >> I PREFER PEANUTS. >> Guillermo: YEAH, ME TOO, I 177 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,038 LOVE PEANUTS. >> COOL. 178 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,907 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Guillermo: THIS IS A VERY 179 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,912 IMPORTANT QUESTION. WHY I CANNOT BUY BEER IN THE 180 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:44,983 NINTH INNING? >> YOU KNOW, I THINK -- IT MIGHT 181 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,052 HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH DRIVING, GUILLERMO. 182 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,987 I'LL LOOK INTO THAT. >> Guillermo: GREAT, THANK YOU. 183 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:52,257 I HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW YOU. TELL ME WHAT WERE YOU THINKING 184 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:56,728 IN THIS PICTURE? >> HOLD ON, LET ME GRAB 185 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,931 SOMETHING. OH. 186 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,134 YEAH, I'M THINKING THAT THING'S PRETTY COOL. 187 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:06,204 >> Guillermo: GOOD ANSWER. ARE YOU READY FOR A SOFTBALL 188 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,007 QUESTION? >> I THINK SO. 189 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,209 >> Guillermo: I BROUGHT A SOFTBALL. 190 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,877 >> OKAY, ARE YOU GOING TO THROW IT TO ME? 191 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:20,552 >> Guillermo: YEAH. ARGGH! 192 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:26,692 >> NEXT QUESTION. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,561 >> Guillermo: KNOCK KNOCK. >> WHO'S THERE? 194 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:33,031 >> Guillermo: MOOKIE BETTS. >> MOOKIE BETTS WHO? 195 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,102 >> Guillermo: MOOKIE BETTS BET ME $20 I WOULDN'T TELL THIS 196 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,904 JOKE. YOU GET IT? 197 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,572 >> I THINK SO. I MEAN, NOT REALLY. 198 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,843 BUT YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,911 >> Guillermo: ONE MORE QUESTION, CLAYTON. 200 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:53,719 >> OKAY, ONE MORE. >> Guillermo: WHICH DODGER HAS 201 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,255 THE BEST SCENT? >> WHICH DODGER HAS THE BEST 202 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,122 WHAT, NOW? >> Guillermo: WHICH DODGER HAS 203 00:10:58,192 --> 00:10:59,124 THE BEST SCENT? >> THE BEST SEX? 204 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,728 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT WHAT HE ASKED? 205 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:08,399 >> Guillermo: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO CALL YOU. 206 00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:13,005 >> OKAY, CALL ME. CALL ME. 207 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:14,205 HELLO? >> Guillermo: CLAYTON. 208 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:21,613 WHICH DODGER HAS THE BEST SCENT? YOU KNOW WHICH ONE SMELL THE 209 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:28,086 BEST? >> BRUISE DAR GOGADERROL. 210 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,222 HE SMELLS GOOD ALL THE TIME. >> Guillermo: OKAY. 211 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:36,027 >> IS THIS INTERVIEW OVER? >> Guillermo: CAN WE DO A 212 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,963 LONG-DISTANCE HUG? >> I'D LOVE THAT. 213 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,164 >> Guillermo: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. 214 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,434 ♪ ♪ 215 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:46,371 >> THAT'S SO NICE, THANK YOU. >> Guillermo: THAT WAS SO GOOD, 216 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,506 CLAYTON. >> I BET IT WAS. 217 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,775 THANKS FOR DOING THAT, MAN. >> Guillermo: I LOVE YOU, MAN! 218 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,644 THANK YOU, CLAYTON! BACK TO YOU, JIMMY. 219 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,850 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELL DONE. 220 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,919 GOOD TO SEE. I'M READY TO GO TO A GAME. 221 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,988 >> Guillermo: ME TOO, I'M READY, YEAH. 222 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,923 >> Jimmy: THANKS TO CLAYTON KERSHAW. 223 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,191 AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE WE KEEP GOING. 224 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,459 IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO BLEEP AND BLUR THE 225 00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:11,263 BIG TV MOMENTS OF THE WEEK WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT. 226 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,266 IT IS TIME FOR "THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP." 227 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:20,872 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S TUESDAY, MARCH 30th. 228 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,540 AND WE ARE ABOUT TO [ BLEEP ] YOUR [ BLEEP ]. 229 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,678 >> I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOUR 230 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,682 [ BLEEP ] TONIGHT? >> WHAT'S NOT TRAVELING IS A 231 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,017 GIANT [ BLEEP ] STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUEZ CANAL. 232 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:36,955 >> YOU AND I [ BLEEP ], ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, YOUR WIFE WAS 233 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,023 THERE AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND OF MINE. 234 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:44,496 >> TODAY HE [ BLEEP ]ED HIMSELF. >> I'VE GOT ANOTHER [ BLEEP ] 235 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,764 STORY. I PROMISE I CARE MORE ABOUT DONS 236 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:55,907 BUT THIS WAS INCREDIBLE. >> WERE YOU BEING CENSORED? 237 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,109 > >>>. 238 00:12:57,111 --> 00:13:00,312 [ LONG BEEP ] >> THE ENTIRE ROOM WAS [ BLEEP ] 239 00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,780 AFTER [ BLEEP ], ONE AFTER THE OTHER. 240 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,583 >> THERE'S NO ONE THAT [ BLEEP ]S MY FATHER AS WELL AS 241 00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:06,184 I DO. I [ BLEEP ] HIM LATE AT NIGHT. 242 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,987 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES WE ARE TOGETHER. 243 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,321 >> SOMEBODY STEP UP AND [ BLEEP ] MY ASS! 244 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:14,526 [ BLEEP ] ME! >> I CANNOT WAIT TO [ BLEEP ] A 245 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:20,666 50-YEAR-OLD MAN, I'VE NEVER DONE IT. 246 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 247 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,837 WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 248 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,607 NASIM PEDRAD IS HERE. MUSIC FROM FITZ FEATURING BRYCE 249 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,009 VINE. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 250 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,611 MELISSA McCARTHY AND OCTAVIA SPENCER! 251 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,354 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 252 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:50,428 TONIGHT FROM THE NEW SHOW "CHAD" ON PBS, NASIM PEDRAD IS HERE. 253 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT IS A VERY FUNNY SHOW. 254 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:56,634 LATER TONIGHT, A NEW SOLO ALBUM, IT'S CALLED "HEAD UP HIGH." 255 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,502 FITZ WITH BRYCE VINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 256 00:13:57,571 --> 00:14:04,042 NEXT WEEK, NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT NEW SHOWS 257 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,778 WITH MARK WAHLBERG, LUKE BRYAN, KATEY SAGAL, DAVID ALAN GREER, 258 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:09,314 ROMANY MALCO, TOPHER GRACE, RAY ROMANO, AND HUNTER BIDEN, 259 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,049 WITH MUSIC FROM NESSA BARRETT AND JAYDEN FEATURING 260 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:16,188 TRAVIS BARKER, ALL TIME LOW, AND THE WALLFLOWERS. 261 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL THAT. 262 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:23,261 OUR FIRST GUESTS TONIGHT ARE TWO VERY TALENTED ACTORS WHO ARE 263 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,264 GOOD FRIENDS ON-SCREEN AND OFF-SCREEN. 264 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,398 THEY PLAY SUPERHEROES IN THE NEW MOVIE "THUNDER FORCE." 265 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,533 IT PREMIERES NEXT FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 266 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:33,338 PLEASE WELCOME MELISSA McCARTHY AND OCTAVIA SPENCER. 267 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,005 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HELLO, LADIES. 268 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:34,873 >> HELLO. >> HI, JIMMY. 269 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,876 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 270 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,813 NOW LISTEN, IF YOU'RE ALLEGEDLY SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, WHY AREN'T 271 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:45,016 YOU TOGETHER? WHY ARE YOU SEPARATED? 272 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,551 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS WHEN WE TALK ABOUT 273 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,953 OUR FEUD. >> Jimmy: I SEE, OH, GOOD. 274 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:54,025 LET'S START ONE RIGHT NOW. YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M WOLF 275 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:58,429 BLITZER IN THE SITUATION ROOM RIGHT NOW. 276 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,364 MELISSA, YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA, RIGHT? 277 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:02,167 >> YEP. I'M IN AUSTRALIA, OUT BY BYRON 278 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,435 BAY. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THINGS THERE? 279 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,771 I HEARD THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE VIRUS IN AUSTRALIA, THAT IS 280 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,973 TRUE? >> YOU KNOW, WE HAVE -- I'VE 281 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,376 BEEN HERE LIKE NINE MONTHS, AND I FEEL GUILTY SAYING IT, BUT 282 00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:18,449 IT'S BEEN COMPLETELY COVID FREE. THERE'S JUST BEEN A FEW CASES, 283 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,920 LITERALLY LIKE THIS WEEK, AND LIKE THEY SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN, 284 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,922 BECAME HOT SPOTS. BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LIKE 285 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,790 FOUR CASES. >> Jimmy: MIRACULOUS. 286 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:29,861 >> IT GOT OUT OF BRISBANE. BUT EVERYBODY SHUT DOWN 287 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,796 EVERYTHING. LIKE THE SECOND ONE CASE 288 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,265 HAPPENED IT WAS LIKE, SHUT IT ALL DOWN. 289 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,935 AND THEN, YOU KNOW. THEY TRACK EVERYTHING, LIKE 290 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,803 WITHIN MINUTES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING 291 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,873 THEY'RE BETTER THAN WE ARE? [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,810 >> OH! YEAH, SORRY. 293 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,011 BUT WE SUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,347 >> Jimmy: OCTAVIA, YOU'RE STUCK BACK HERE WITH US, RIGHT? 295 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,082 >> YEAH. I'M IN THE LAND OF COVID. 296 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:55,020 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW LONG HAVE YOU SEEN 297 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,354 EACH OTHER? >> 25 YEARS. 298 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,756 >> GOD. OVER -- YEAH. 299 00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,891 >> Jimmy: 25 YEARS. >> 25. 300 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,626 >> Jimmy: HOW OFTEN DO YOU ACTUALLY SEE EACH OTHER? 301 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:06,964 >> WELL -- >> WHEN WE'RE HOME, A LOT. 302 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,834 BUT THE PROBLEM IS, LIKE FOR A WHILE -- IT WAS SEEMING WEIRD. 303 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:16,241 WE WERE LITERALLY DOING THIS -- LIKE AS I -- WE LIVE IN -- WE'RE 304 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,709 NEIGHBORS. AS I WAS COMING HOME, LIKE I'M 305 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:22,047 GOING TO BE HOME SATURDAY. SHE'S LIKE, I'M LEAVING FRIDAY 306 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,515 NIGHT. IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE WAS PLANNING 307 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,119 SPECIFICALLY TO KEEP US APART. SO GETTING TO LIKE FINALLY WORK 308 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:32,123 TOGETHER WAS LIKE A DREAM, BECAUSE I'M LIKE, I HAVEN'T HAD 309 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,393 HER FOR THREE MONTHS AT ONE TIME IN LIKE EVER. 310 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,795 >> Jimmy: AND OCTAVIA, YOU SAID YOU'RE NEIGHBORS. 311 00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:39,797 HOW CLOSE NEIGHBORS ARE YOU? LIKE RIGHT DOWN THE BLOCK FROM 312 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,533 EACH OTHER? >> WELL, WE USED TO BE. 313 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,003 IF I SIT IN MY BACKYARD AND THREW A PECAN, I COULD HIT HER 314 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,271 HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:52,277 >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO THAT A LOT? WERE THERE PECANS FLYING OVER? 316 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,345 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S WHY I MOVED. 317 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,216 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHY I HAD TO MOVE. 318 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:02,086 >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- SO THEN YOU MOVED, MELISSA. 319 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,088 OCTAVIA, YOU MOVED? YOU FOLLOWED MELISSA INTO HER 320 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:09,227 NEIGHBORHOOD? >> I MOVED TO WHERE SHE USED TO 321 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,229 LIVE. AND THEN NOW I -- IT'S A 322 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,830 THREE-MINUTE DRIVE. >> Jimmy: I SEE. 323 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:16,568 SO DID YOU LIKE -- WERE YOU LIKE PODDING TOGETHER OR WHATEVER? 324 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:20,639 I GUESS, MELISSA, YOU'VE BEEN GONE MOST OF THE TIME, HUH? 325 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:24,843 >> I'VE BEEN GONE A BUNCH, BUT SHE WOULD BRING -- OCTAVIA WOULD 326 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,579 BRING OVER HER LITTLE CHAIR AND COME IN THE GATE WITH HER DRINK. 327 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,783 AND WE WOULD HAVE OUR OWN SNACKS AND WE'D HAVE COCKTAILS IN THE 328 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:35,787 DRIVEWAY. AND THEN AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT 329 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,056 WOULD END. AM I RIGHT? 330 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,858 >> WELL, WE'D HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 331 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,727 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SEE, OKAY. 332 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,329 YOU LET NATURE DECIDE WHEN THE PARTY WAS OVER. 333 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:49,401 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE IDEA OF YOU 334 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:53,138 WONDER DOWN THE STREET WITH A COCKTAIL IN YOUR HAND, OCTAVIA? 335 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,341 >> WELL, YES, IT WAS -- YOU KNOW. 336 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,742 SEALED. >> Jimmy: SEALED, OKAY. 337 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:03,881 >> CLOSED. NOT REALLY A COCKTAIL, A 338 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,617 MOCKTAIL. >> Jimmy: YEAH. 339 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,420 >> YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DRINKS? SHE DRINKS A WEIRD THING THAT 340 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:13,958 SHE LIKES TO CALL SANGRIA, WHICH IT'S NOT. 341 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:20,832 IT'S DIET COKE -- IT'S NO TEA, IT'S OCTAVIA TIMBER. 342 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,899 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CHEAP RED WINE, 343 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,967 SPECIFICALLY. DIET COKE. 344 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:28,572 ANY FRUIT IN THE HOUSE. AND A SPLASH OF SODA WATER. 345 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,509 IT'S NOT DELICIOUS. >> I LOVE IT. 346 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,312 >> IT'S NOT DELICIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,580 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE 348 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,584 ABLE TO GET THAT ALL SEALED UP, HUH? 349 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:43,321 HOW ABOUT THAT. OCTAVIA, HAVE YOU BEEN GOING TO 350 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,723 THE HOUSE WHILE MELISSA HAS BEEN IN AUSTRALIA? 351 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,393 >> WELL, WHEN MELISSA'S NOT IN TOWN, I GET TO SPEND SOME TIME, 352 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,195 YOU KNOW, WITH HER PARENTS. >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT, MELISSA, 353 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,866 YOUR MOM AND DAD COME FOR PART OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR, RIGHT? 354 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:59,003 >> YEAH, THEY'RE THERE FOR A BIG PART OF THE YEAR, WHICH I LOVE. 355 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,539 IT IS SOMETIMES AWKWARD, THOUGH. BECAUSE THERE'S TIMES WHERE I'LL 356 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,476 CALL -- LIKE IF I'M NOT WORKING THAT DAY, I'LL CALL MY DAD. 357 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:10,014 HE'S LIKE, OH, WE JUST HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL BREAKFAST WITH 358 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,284 OCTAVIA. I'M LIKE -- I'M FOUR HOUSES 359 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,152 AWAY, DID YOU THINK ABOUT CALLING ME? 360 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:19,023 HE'S LIKE, I DID NOT. I DIDN'T. 361 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,825 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, DAD! 362 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,362 MY MOM'S LIKE, SHE WAS WONDERFUL! 363 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,430 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU TALK ABOUT 364 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,966 MELISSA THE WHOLE TIME? WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT WITH 365 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,769 MELISSA'S PARENTS? >> WE JUST CATCH UP, YOU KNOW. 366 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,172 THEY'RE SUCH AMAZING PEOPLE. WE CATCH UP. 367 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,309 WE TALK ABOUT MELISSA AND MARGIE WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND ALL 368 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:42,180 KINDS OF GOOD STORIES. THEY TELL ME ABOUT HOW THEY GREW 369 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,514 UP. IT WAS JUST -- WE HAVE A LOT OF 370 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,649 FUN. >> Jimmy: I SEE, I SEE. 371 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,586 YOU KNOW, TODAY -- I KNOW, MELISSA, MAYBE IT'S TOMORROW 372 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,921 WHERE YOU ARE, BUT IT'S APRIL FOOLS' DAY HERE. 373 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:52,723 I ASSUME THAT GOES ON IN AUSTRALIA. 374 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:57,729 DID EITHER OF YOU DO OR SUFFER ANYTHING FOOLISH TODAY? 375 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:02,533 >> WELL, YES. BUT IT WASN'T APRIL FOOLS 376 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,469 RELATED. IT'S JUST MY OWN CHAIN SPIRAL. 377 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:09,006 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE MELISSA, YOU 378 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,810 DID SOMETHING TO YOUR FRIEND OCTAVIA DURING THE SHOOTING OF 379 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:18,483 THIS MOVIE, "THUNDER FORCE," THAT -- BEFORE WE SEE THIS, TELL 380 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:23,888 US WHAT YOU DID. >> OKAY, SO WE WERE -- WE'RE 381 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,759 LIKE, OKAY, WE'RE SUPERHEROES, WE NEED A SUPER-COOL CAR. 382 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,295 WE PICK THIS PURPLE LAMBORGHINI, IT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. 383 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,698 THEN WE WERE LIKE, HERE'S THE ACTION THING, WE'RE GOING TO GET 384 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,100 IN. NEITHER ONE OF US HAS EVER BEEN 385 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,704 IN A LAMBORGHINI. WHEN WE WENT TO JUMP IN AND PEEL 386 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,374 OUT IN IT WE REALIZED, IT'S LIKE 3 1/2 INCHES OFF THE GROUND, AND 387 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:48,112 YOU HAVE TO GO IN ON AN ANGLE, LIKE YOU HAVE TO STIFFEN YOUR 388 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:52,250 BODY AND GO IN LIKE A CORPSE. IT'S CRAZY. 389 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:58,256 SO I MAY HAVE -- WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, 390 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:02,593 I HAD THE TRANSPO GUYS LOWER HER SEAT EVEN MORE. 391 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:07,131 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IT'S LITERALLY -- LIKE SHE'S 392 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,399 TRYING TO GET IN, IN HER SUPER SUIT AND IT'S LIKE A QUARTER OF 393 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,402 AN INCH OFF THE GROUND, BUT SHE'S GOT TO LAY BACK WHILE SHE 394 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,937 SLIDES IN. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,607 >> Jimmy: FORTUNATELY -- >> SHE COULDN'T GET OUT. 396 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,742 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT AND ENJOY TOGETHER, HERE WE 397 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:18,543 GO. >> OH, LORD. 398 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:30,555 >> YES, GIRL. [ APPLAUSE ] 399 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:36,093 >> Jimmy: OCTAVIA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- WILL YOU RETALIATE FOR 400 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,897 THIS? >> OH, I'M GOING TO BIDE MY 401 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,499 TIME, SHE'S TOO GOOD. SHE'S TOO GOOD. 402 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:45,636 >> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU SEDUCE MELISSA'S FATHER WHEN YOU'RE 403 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,772 OVER TO THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:48,907 DESTROY HER PARENTS' MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW? 405 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,841 THAT COULD BE FUN. >> NO! 406 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,911 >> Jimmy: IS THAT TOO MUCH? OKAY, I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR. 407 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,447 [ LAUGHTER ] MELISSA McCARTHY AND OCTAVIA 408 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,117 SPENCER ARE WITH US. THE MOVIE IS CALLED "THUNDER 409 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,184 FORCE." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO TAKE A 410 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,921 LOOK AT THAT. >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 411 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,790 KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY MODERNA. 412 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:11,395 GO TO ABOUTMRNA.COM TO FIND OUT HOW MRNA IS CHANGING EVERYTHING. 413 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:19,470 >>> OH MY GOD, HERE WE GO. >> HAMMER, IT IS TIME TO GO ON 414 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,938 THE OFFENSIVE. >> I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 415 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:25,076 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M GOING TO KANGAROO HIS 416 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,010 ASS. >> I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD 417 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,144 IDEA. >> I KNOW, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 418 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:33,418 >> WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. >> HANDLE IT, KENNY! 419 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:42,226 >> G'DAY, MATE! >> THAT WENT BETTER THAN I 420 00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:43,361 THOUGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS MELISSA 422 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:48,967 McCARTHY, OCTAVIA SPENCER, BEN FALCONE, AND JASON BATEMAN IN 423 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:53,437 "THUNDER FORCE" WHICH PREMIERES A WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 424 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,773 I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. FIRST OF ALL, FOR THOSE THAT 425 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:59,577 DON'T KNOW, MELISSA, BEN FALCONE, WHO WAS HOLDING THE 426 00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:00,912 GUN, IS YOUR HUSBAND. >> YES. 427 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:02,914 >> Jimmy: IS IT MORE FUN TO FIGHT WITH HIM IN THE MOVIES 428 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,049 THAN IN REAL LIFE? [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,851 >> YEAH. BECAUSE WE DON'T -- I USUALLY 430 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,453 DON'T PUSH OFF OF HIM AND GO THROUGH THE CEILING OFTEN AT 431 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,457 HOME, YEAH. AND EVERY TIME HE'S LIKE -- 432 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:18,196 EVERY TIME HE PITCHES SOMETHING I'M LIKE, OH -- WHAT IF YOU'RE 433 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,263 THE GUY THAT I PUNCH? >> Jimmy: YEAH. 434 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:20,731 >> WHY IS THAT ALWAYS THE REQUEST? 435 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,335 I DON'T MEAN IT IN THAT WAY. BUT HE WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING 436 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,404 WE'VE DONE TOGETHER. HE GOES, EVERY TIME, THERE'S SIX 437 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:30,007 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, AND I'M ALWAYS LIKE, OH, WHAT IF YOU'RE BOB, 438 00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:33,010 WHO I PUNCH RIGHT IN THE GUT? [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:37,949 >> Jimmy: JASON BATEMAN IS -- WE COULDN'T SEE IT IN THAT CLIP. 440 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,952 BUT WE HAVE A STILL PHOTOGRAPH, I BELIEVE. 441 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:47,224 JASON HAS CRAB CLAWS FOR ARMS. >> YES. 442 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:51,428 >> Jimmy: DID JASON KNOW WHEN HE SIGNED ON FOR THIS FILM THAT HE 443 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:54,031 WOULD HAVE CRAB CLAWS FOR ARMS? >> FIRST OF ALL, WHEN BEN WROTE 444 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:57,902 IT HE WAS LIKE, HUH, I'M GOING TO MAKE BATEMAN WEAR BIG CRAB 445 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,171 ARMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 446 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:05,576 THE ENTIRE THING WAS JUST TO SCREW WITH BATEMAN. 447 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,379 HE GOES -- HE WAS LIKE, I'M SURE NETFLIX -- EVEN WHEN THEY'RE 448 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,516 LIKE, HEY, WE WANT TO DO THIS, LIKE AMAZING. 449 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:15,052 THEN WE BOTH JUST SAT THERE AND BEN'S LIKE, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE 450 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,855 GOING TO SAY, YOU'VE GOT TO LOSE THE CRAB THING, THAT'S CRAZY. 451 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,791 THEN EVERY CALL AFTER THAT THEY WERE LIKE, ARE YOU NOT GOING TO 452 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:26,063 TELL US WHO IS THE CRAB? NEXT THING IN A MODEL MEETING, 453 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,265 THEY WERE CARVING THESE THINGS. THE FIRST DAY WHEN BATEMAN 454 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:34,605 WALKED IN, BEN'S LIKE, I CAN QUIT THE BUSINESS NOW, I HAVE 455 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,074 YOUR ARM STUFFED INTO SWEATY CRAB LEGS. 456 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:44,081 MWAH! >> Jimmy: AND THE CRAB LEGS 457 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,216 THEMSELVES, THEY LOOK VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 458 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:48,286 >> I HOPE THEY WERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:52,423 I HOPE THEY REALLY WERE. HE WOULD TRY TO -- IT'S LIKE -- 460 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:56,427 YOU KNOW BATEMAN. BUT WHEN HE WAS CASUALLY BEING 461 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,763 LIKE, HEY, WHAT'S UP? DOING STUFF LIKE THAT. 462 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:04,302 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE HAD SOMETHING WHERE I 463 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:08,305 DO -- I PERHAPS END UP KISSING OR LICKING A PART OF IT. 464 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:11,909 AND THEY WERE REALLY HARD. THEY HAVE THOSE NODULES. 465 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:16,247 AT ONE POINT HE REALLY GOT ME. AND HE JUST LOVED IT. 466 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,448 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, HE DID. 467 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,518 >> SON OF A BITCH. >> Jimmy: BEN WAS THE BIG 468 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,187 WINNER, REALLY, IN THIS PRANK. HE GOT EVERYBODY. 469 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,923 >> YEAH, GOT EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: THE PREMISE OF THE 470 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:30,327 MOVIE IS -- IT STARTS OUT YOU'RE YOUNG WOMEN, YOU'RE KIDS, 471 00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:32,930 FRIENDS. AND THEN, WELL -- IT'S BASED ON 472 00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:35,600 A TRUE STORY. OCTAVIA, TELL US A LITTLE BIT 473 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:39,670 ABOUT THE PLOT HERE. >> WELL, IT'S A WORLD WHERE 474 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:45,810 SUPER VILLAINS REIGN SUPREME. AND THESE TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS 475 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:53,818 FIND THEMSELVES REUNITED WHEN ONE OF THEM COMES UP WITH THE 476 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,686 TECHNOLOGY THAT GIVES THEM SUPERPOWERS. 477 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:56,954 >> Jimmy: THAT GIVES THEM SUPERPOWERS. 478 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,157 THEN YOU GUYS GET TO, BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING THIS MOVIE 479 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,760 YOURSELVES, UNLIKE MOST COMIC BOOK MOVIES, DO YOU GET TO 480 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:07,031 DECIDE WHAT YOUR COSTUMES ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE? 481 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,766 >> YES, WHICH WAS BOTH TERRIFYING AND EXCITING. 482 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:11,101 >> Jimmy: YEAH. I BET. 483 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:14,572 >> BECAUSE WE WENT TO -- WE WENT TO IRON HEAD, WHICH IS LIKE -- 484 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,843 THAT'S THE PLACE, THAT'S WHERE, LIKE -- THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE AT 485 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,644 WHAT THEY DO. OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T DO IT. 486 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,648 IT'S NOT JUST LIKE A NORMAL THING FOR A SEAMSTRESS OR A 487 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,650 TAILOR TO EVEN MAKE. SO YOU HAVE TO GO IN THERE, AND 488 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:30,921 IT'S VERY INTIMIDATING. YOU HAVE TO GO IN, IT'S LIKE 489 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:34,258 5,000 CAMERAS AND THEY BODY SCAN YOU. 490 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,659 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IT TAKES 2 SECONDS. 491 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:38,596 YOU WALK IN, STAND THERE, IT'S DONE. 492 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:42,399 I AM TECHNOLOGY POISON. I'M ASKED TO LEAVE THE ROOM WHEN 493 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:45,202 PEOPLE'S LAPTOPS DON'T WORK. AND I WALKED IN. 494 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,872 AS MY FOOT WENT OVER THE THRESHOLD, I HEARD SOMEBODY GO, 495 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,876 "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" 496 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,410 WHAT'S HAPPENING? THEY'RE LIKE -- THE WHOLE 497 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:57,348 MACHINE HAS SHUT DOWN, IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN EIGHT 498 00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,950 YEARS. THEY'RE LIKE, YOU WALKED INTO 499 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:03,020 THE ROOM AND THE WHOLE MACHINE WENT DOWN. 500 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:10,628 SO I'M STANDING THERE -- JUST GET A VISUAL. 501 00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:14,498 I'M IN A NUDE CAPEZIO, WHICH THAT'S WONDERFUL. 502 00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:15,365 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, ENJOY THAT. 503 00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:16,500 IT'S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 504 00:27:16,569 --> 00:27:19,036 THEY'RE LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOOT IT MANUALLY. 505 00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:22,106 >> Jimmy: OH, GREAT. >> WHICH MEANS SOME POOR GIRL 506 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:28,445 HAS TO COME OUT AND BE LIKE, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK -- IT TAKES 507 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:30,247 35 MINUTES AS I'M STANDING THERE. 508 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,182 I'M LIKE, OH, GREAT. HOW ARE THOSE PHOTOS GOING? 509 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:36,053 [ LAUGHTER ] IT TOOK LIKE 35, 40 MINUTES 510 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:38,455 INSTEAD OF 2 SECONDS. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 511 00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:41,391 TO PEOPLE WHO LOWER THEIR FRIENDS' CAR SEATS AND WHO PUT 512 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,328 THEIR OTHER FRIENDS IN CRAB ARMS. 513 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:46,530 IT'S CALLED KARMA. [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:47,798 SOMETIMES KARMA HAPPENS BEFORE THE CRIMES. 515 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:55,072 ALSO, SINCE IT IS -- I WANT TO SAY, SINCE IT IS APRIL FOOLS' 516 00:27:55,140 --> 00:28:01,011 DAY, OKAY DCTAVIA, WE'RE GOING DIGITALLY REMOVE THAT PHOTOGRAPH 517 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,081 OF PRESIDENT BIDEN BEHIND YOU AND REPLACE IT WITH DONALD TRUMP 518 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,818 AND NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ANYBODY. >> AH, WHAT? 519 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,020 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, WE'RE GOING TO, 520 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,488 SORRY. IT'S APRIL FOOLS' DAY. 521 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:15,225 "THUNDER FORCE" APPEARS A WEEK FROM TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. 522 00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:18,295 THANK YOU, LADIES. OCTAVIA SPENCER, MELISSA 523 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,696 McCARTHY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NASIM 524 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:31,075 PEDRAD. >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM FITZ IS ON 525 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,981 THE WAY. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM 526 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,582 FIVE SEASONS OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," AND NOW SHE HAS A SHOW OF 527 00:28:38,584 --> 00:28:42,453 HER OWN. ON TUESDAYS. 528 00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:44,588 SHE PLAYS A TEENAGED BOY ON THE VERY FUNNY NEW SHOW "CHAD." 529 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:50,261 IT PREMIERES TUESDAY ON TBS. PLEASE WELCOME NASIM PEDRAD. 530 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:58,803 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 531 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:02,673 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. HOW YOU DOING? 532 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:06,744 >> I'M DOING GREAT. HI, GUILLERMO. 533 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:08,011 >> Guillermo: HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> VERY EXCITED. 534 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,947 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN PERSON. 535 00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:12,082 >> OF COURSE. THANKS FOR GIVING ME A REASON TO 536 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,351 SHOWER AND EXIT MY FRONT DOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 537 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:15,285 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SHOWERING. 538 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:16,153 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WATCHED YOUR SHOW 539 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,756 AND IT IS SO FUNNY. >> OH MY GOSH. 540 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:21,492 >> Jimmy: IT IS SUCH A STRANGE SHOW. 541 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,827 AND SO GOOD. I REALLY THINK IT'S A FANTASTIC 542 00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:26,363 SHOW. AND I'LL TELL YOU, I WOULD DRIVE 543 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:30,968 BY YOUR BILLBOARD ON SUNSET BOULEVARD EVERY NIGHT ON MY WAY 544 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:32,636 HOME FROM WORK, LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 545 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,572 WHO IS THAT? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 546 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,375 >> WHAT IS GOING ON, YEAH, THAT SHOULD BE THE SLOGAN, "WHAT IS 547 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,043 GOING ON?" [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:43,313 >> Jimmy: SO MUCH SO, I LOOKED IT UP AND WATCHED THE TRAILER, I 549 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:46,050 HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON, I'D SEE IT EVERY NIGHT. 550 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,985 SURE ENOUGH, I WATCHED THE WHOLE SHOW, AND IT'S REALLY VERY 551 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,054 FUNNY. >> OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 552 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:54,325 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: BESIDES PLAYING A BOY, 553 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:58,129 WHICH YOU ARE NOT, YOU DRAW ON YOUR OWN BACKGROUND. 554 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,730 YOU'RE NOT FROM THIS COUNTRY ORIGINALLY. 555 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:02,133 >> THAT'S RIGHT, YES. >> Jimmy: ALTHOUGH YOU DID GROW 556 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,334 UP HERE. >> I DID. 557 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:06,403 ALL MY MEMORIES ARE FROM HERE. I WAS BORN IN IRAN AND MOVED 558 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,473 HERE WHEN I WAS 3. >> Jimmy: ON YOUR OWN, TOO, NO 559 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,674 PARENTS INVOLVED. [ LAUGHTER ] 560 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:15,012 >> NO, JUST BOOKED THAT TICKET. >> Jimmy: REALLY A GO-GETTER. 561 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,081 >> WHEELS UP. >> Jimmy: YOU LIVED IN ORANGE 562 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,816 COUNTY? >> I GREW UP IN ORANGE COUNTY. 563 00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:21,085 >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A TYPICAL ORANGE COUNTY UPBRINGING? 564 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:25,288 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, I REALLY -- MY PARENTS WERE AMAZING. 565 00:30:25,358 --> 00:30:27,157 I DID ALL THE NORMAL THINGS. I WAS IN KARATE. 566 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,162 I ACTUALLY AM, THANKS TO MY FATHER, A SECOND DEGREE BLACK 567 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,897 BELT IN TAE KWON DO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 568 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,966 I SHOULD IMMEDIATELY ADD THAT I RETIRED IN THE FIFTH GRADE. 569 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:40,170 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVED IT, THOUGH. 570 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:43,974 I LOVED IT. I LOVED MY INSTRUCTOR, MR. 571 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,509 HAMILTON. >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS 572 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,778 THAT? >> HE'S STILL IN MY LIFE, HE 573 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,447 STILL E-MAILS ME. HI, MR. HAMILTON. 574 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,516 >> Jimmy: MR. HAMILTON'S A TOUGH GUY. 575 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:55,586 >> HE IS. AND, I MEAN -- THIS ALL STARTED 576 00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:58,522 FROM MY FATHER REALLY BEING CONVINCED THAT I WOULD BE 577 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,124 KIDNAPPED AS A CHILD. >> Jimmy: OH, NO. 578 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,726 >> THAT'S WHY I WAS IN TAE KWON DO. 579 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:04,061 >> Jimmy: REALLY? HE FIGURED YOU'D BE ABLE TO 580 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:08,065 FIGHT THE ATTACKERS OFF? >> YEAH, LIKE HE THOUGHT -- LIKE 581 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:12,603 OH, IF I PUT HER IN TAE KWON DO, SHE CAN PROTECT HERSELF AND 582 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:16,139 LEARN SELF-DEFENSE. GREAT IN THEORY. 583 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:20,344 HAS ANY SMALL CHILD BEEN ABDUCTED AND KARATE'D THEIR WAY 584 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:21,878 TO FREEDOM? [ LAUGHTER ] 585 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,147 IS THAT A THING? >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK SO. 586 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,814 >> NO. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU HAD ANY 587 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,217 PRACTICAL USE FOR YOUR MARTIAL ARTS SKILLS? 588 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:31,155 >> NO, IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOT COME IN HANDY AT ALL. 589 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,891 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ALSO, I SPENT SO MUCH OF MY 590 00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:36,693 CHILDHOOD BREAKING BOARDS AND LEARNING SPIN KICKS. 591 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:40,898 AND NOT ONCE WAS SOMEONE LIKE, OH, IF YOU'RE KIDNAPPED, ALSO 592 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,900 SCREAM. JUST SCREAM. 593 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,902 [ LAUGHTER ] LOUDER THAN YOU'VE EVER -- TRY 594 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,771 RUNNING. RUN IN ANY DIRECTION. 595 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,642 CHOOSE LIFE. >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S YOUR ADVICE? 596 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,711 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LEARN TO SCREAM AND 597 00:31:53,713 --> 00:31:55,579 RUN. >> MORE PRACTICAL I THINK, YEAH. 598 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:59,449 >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DO YOUR PARENTS, ARE THEY TRADITIONAL AS 599 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:04,655 FAR AS IRANIAN THINGS GO? LIKE DO THEY KNOW APRIL FOOLS' 600 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:05,523 DAY? >> OH NO. 601 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,324 >> Jimmy: IS THAT SOMETHING THAT GOES ON? 602 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:11,462 >> MY SWEET IMMIGRANT PARENTS CAN'T WRAP THEIR HEAD AROUND 603 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:13,663 APRIL FOOLS' DAY, MUCH LESS ANY OTHER HOLIDAY, GROWING UP. 604 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:17,601 AS AN IMMIGRANT KID YOU'RE EXPLAINING THINGS TO THEM. 605 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:22,806 I WAS A NORMAL KID, APRIL FOOLS', PLAYED PRANKS ON OUR 606 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,608 FRIENDS. MY DAD WOULD BE LIKE, YOU LIED 607 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:25,809 TO HIM? [ LAUGHTER ] 608 00:32:25,878 --> 00:32:32,015 THIS GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS, CHRIS KUGEL, YOU LIED TO HIS FACE? 609 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,617 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW CAN THIS MAN EVER TRUST YOU 610 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,954 AGAIN? I'M LIKE, NO, IT'S A FULL THING 611 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:40,024 HERE, I'M THE NORMAL ONE IN THIS CONVERSATION. 612 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,026 >> Jimmy: TRYING TO EXPLAIN GROUNDHOG DAY? 613 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,694 >> OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: COMPLETELY OUT OF THE 614 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:46,230 QUESTION, YEAH. >> IN OUR CULTURE, A COUPLE OF 615 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,432 DAYS BEFORE PERSIAN NEW YEAR, WE HAVE A TRADITION WHERE WE 616 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:54,371 STRAIGHT UP JUMP OVER FOUR FEET OF FIRE WHILE RECITING A CHANT. 617 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,840 SO I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS. 618 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,842 I STRUGGLED. >> Jimmy: FOUR FEET THIS WAY, 619 00:32:58,910 --> 00:32:59,977 NOT THIS WAY? >> IT GOES THIS WAY. 620 00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:07,517 YOU GET A REAL HEAD START. >> Jimmy: I WOULD HOPE SO. 621 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,251 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT HOW SHISHKABOB WAS 622 00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,320 INV INVENTED? 623 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,855 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE 624 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:13,257 AMAZING. IF YOU'RE RUNNING FAST ENOUGH 625 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:16,126 YOU DON'T FEEL YOURSELF FULLY ENGULFED IN FLAMES, YEAH. 626 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,930 >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU DECIDE WITH THIS SHOW TO PLAY A, WHAT, 627 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,932 14-YEAR-OLD BOY? >> 14-YEAR-OLD BOY, YEAH. 628 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,337 I MEAN, I LOVE WRITING ABOUT ADOLESCENTS. 629 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,607 MY ADOLESCENCE WAS VERY AWKWARD. I MADE A SHOW ABOUT A BOY WHO 630 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:42,486 HAS A VERY AWKWARD ADOLESCENCE. I, YOU KNOW -- HE WAS BORN FERI 631 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:45,623 DOONE, BUT HE CHANGES HIS NAME TO CHAD. 632 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:50,094 I WAS UNSUCCESSFUL CHANGE MY NAME TO NIKKI. 633 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:52,496 I HAD A CAMPAIGN GOING ON FOR A WHILE, YEAH. 634 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,899 >> Jimmy: NIKKI? >> I WOULD GO TO AMUSEMENT PARKS 635 00:33:55,968 --> 00:34:00,704 AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF I COULDN'T FIND A KEY CHAIN WITH 636 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:02,906 MY NAME ON IT. >> Jimmy: CAN'T FIND ANY OF THAT 637 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,376 STUFF, STARBUCKS WOULD BE A PROBLEM. 638 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,044 >> EVERYTHING. MY PARENTS WERE LIKE, NASIM'S 639 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,112 COOL. IT MEANS "COOL BREEZE." 640 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:13,117 I'M LIKE, IT'S NOT COOL EVERYBODY CALLS ME NISSAN. 641 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,518 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THE CAR NO ONE'S 642 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,386 EXCITED ABOUT, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME. 643 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:20,590 EVEN TO THIS DAY, MY VERY OWN iPHONE THAT I'M CONSTANTLY 644 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:24,194 TYPING MY NAME INTO, IT ALWAYS WANTS TO AUTO CORRECT NASIM TO 645 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,464 ONE OF TWO THINGS. BASE IN, OR NAZIISM. 646 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:30,333 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU WANT TO GO 647 00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,869 WITH BASIN, YEAH. >> OH MY GOD, I'VE FIRED OFF SO 648 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:36,873 MANY EMAILS LIKE, GREAT CATCHING UP WITH YOU SOON, TALK TO YOU 649 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:41,678 SOON, NAZIISM. [ LAUGHTER ] 650 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:46,483 YOU'VE SEEN MY NAME BEFORE. >> Jimmy: I OWN YOU! 651 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,018 >> I'M NOT TRYING TO TOUCH ON NAZIISM, EVER. 652 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:51,287 >> Jimmy: YOU PLAY THIS 14-YEAR-OLD KID, CHAD. 653 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:55,892 THEN THE OTHER KIDS, NOT THAT YOU'RE A KID, BUT YOU'RE PLAYING 654 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:57,827 A KID, ARE ACTUALLY KIDS? >> YES. 655 00:34:57,897 --> 00:34:58,895 >> Jimmy: WHEREAS YOU ARE NOT A KID. 656 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,631 >> THAT IS CORRECT. >> Jimmy: WHICH HAS GOT TO BE A 657 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,167 LITTLE BIT STRANGE WHEN YOU'RE ON SET, BEING A KID WITH KIDS 658 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:05,702 WHEN YOU'RE NOT A KID. >> YEAH. 659 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,038 WHEN YOU'RE FILMING IT DOESN'T FEEL STRANGE. 660 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,108 BECAUSE I'M PLAYING A CHARACTER. WE'RE ALL 14. 661 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:12,576 WE'RE IN THE MOMENT. WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. 662 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:16,646 THEN THE DIRECTOR YELLS CUT, AND THEN IT JUST REALLY HITS YOU. 663 00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,715 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE A 39-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 664 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,717 TRYING TO CONNECT TO A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY. 665 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,920 >> Jimmy: DO YOU TRY TO CONNECT WITH THEM? 666 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,721 >> OH MY GOD, NOT ANYMORE. IT'S JUST SO CRAZY. 667 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:28,392 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE ACTUAL KIDS. 668 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,996 AND TIKTOK AND I'M LIKE, YOU P - GUYS, I THINK MY LANDSCAPE 669 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:35,598 ARCHITECT IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. 670 00:35:35,668 --> 00:35:37,067 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, WHAT? 671 00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:42,005 [ APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE LIKE, WE DON'T 672 00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,741 UNDERSTAND HOW TO ENGAGE WITH YOU. 673 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:49,346 >> Jimmy: DO SOME OF THAT TAE KWON DO, THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE 674 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:51,949 COOL. THE SHOW IS SUPER FUNNY, "CHAD" 675 00:35:51,951 --> 00:35:59,355 PREMIERES NEXT TUESDAY ON TBS. NASIM PEDRAD, THANK YOU VERY 676 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:00,357 MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 677 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:03,160 BE BACK WITH FITZ! >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 678 00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:05,628 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 679 00:36:05,698 --> 00:36:08,532 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: OH, HI. 680 00:36:12,104 --> 00:36:13,770 I'M DR. JIMMY. I'M HERE TO ANSWER YOUR 681 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:16,773 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE COVID VACCINE AND MRNA SCIENCE. 682 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,509 THIS TECHNOLOGY COULD BE A REAL GAME CHANGER. 683 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,446 LET'S GO TO HOLLYWOOD BOULEVAD TO TALK TO REAL-LIFE PEOPLE. 684 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:29,052 HELLO, SIR, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME IS CHULES, WHAT IS IN 685 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,455 MRNA VACCINE? >> Jimmy: THAT'S A VERY GOOD 686 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,591 QUESTION, CHULES. MRNA VACCINE DOESN'T INTRODUCE A 687 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:37,260 VIRUS TO YOUR BODY, IT PROVIDES A BLUEPRINT FOR YOUR IMMUNE 688 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:40,731 SYSTEM TO PRODUCE ANTIBODIES TO PROTECT US FROM GETTING INFECTED 689 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,266 WITH THE REAL VIRUS. >> OH, OKAY. 690 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:46,136 THANK YOU, DR. JIMMY! >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME, 691 00:36:46,138 --> 00:36:48,272 CHULES. NEXT QUESTION? 692 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:53,143 >> HOWDY, MY NAME IS COWBOY. I WANT TO KNOW, HOW DID THEY 693 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,278 COME OUT WITH THIS TECHNOLOGY SO FAST? 694 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,548 >> Jimmy: THAT'S LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE OUT THERE. 695 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:01,618 WELL, COWBOY, COMING UP WITH THE TECH WASN'T EASY, BUT SCIENTISTS 696 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:05,222 AND RESEARCHERS HAVE BEEN STUDYING MRNA APPLICATIONS FOR 697 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:07,357 OVER A DECADE. THAT RESEARCH THEY'VE BEEN DOING 698 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:11,228 SHARED YEARS OFF THE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS, AND THE GLOBAL 699 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,362 SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY CAME TOGETHER LIKE NEVER BEFORE TO 700 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:16,500 SHARE INFORMATION AND DATA. >> WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. 701 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,234 THANK YOU, DR. JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME, 702 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,637 COWBOY. I BELIEVE WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE 703 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,305 MORE QUESTION. YES? 704 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,774 >> HELLO, MY NAME IS GRANDMA. I HAVE A QUESTION. 705 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:29,646 >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, YES? >> WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT 706 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,648 MRNA? >> Jimmy: WELL, GRANDMA, YOU CAN 707 00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:36,720 GO TO ABOUTMRNA.COM FOR ALL THE INFO YOUR HEART DESIRES. 708 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,655 >> ONE LAST QUESTION. ARE YOU A REAL DOCTOR? 709 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:42,192 >> Jimmy: NO, I AM NOT. ARE YOU A REAL GRANDMA? 710 00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:45,194 >> NO. I AM GUILLERMO! 711 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:49,333 >> Jimmy: OH, GUILLERMO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 712 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:52,669 YOU GOT US AGAIN. >> Dicky: GO TO ABOUTMRNA.COM TO 713 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:55,138 FIND OUT HOW MRNA IS CHANGING EVERYTHING. 714 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:59,076 SPONSORED BY MODERNA. >> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL 715 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,280 LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY MERCEDES-BENZ. 716 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:06,349 THE BEST OR NOTHING. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN. 717 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:11,421 I WANT TO THANK MELISSA McCARTHY, OCTAVIA SPENCER, THAT 718 00:38:11,423 --> 00:38:16,627 SELL PEDRAD, CLAYTON KERSHAW. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 719 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:21,298 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. FIRST, HIS DEBUT ALBUM IS "HEAD 720 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:22,766 UP HIGH." CONGRATULATIONS AT HOLLYWOOD 721 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,702 HIGH SCHOOL ACROSS THE STREET FROM US, WITH HELP FROM BRYCE 722 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:34,511 VINE, FITZ! ♪ 723 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:35,979 ♪ TAKE OUT THAT OLD BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE 724 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:39,850 FIND A REASON TO CELEBRATE RIGHT NOW ♪ 725 00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:43,920 ♪ ROLL OUT THAT RED CARPET GET UP BABE 726 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:46,856 WALK IT LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN KNOCKED DOWN ♪ 727 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,191 ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ RAIN ON MY PARADE 728 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,726 GO AHEAD THROW ME OFF MY GAME 729 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:51,194 HOLDING THAT TROPHY ♪ ♪ ABOVE ME 730 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:54,398 IN A STADIUM FULL OF EMPTY SEATS 731 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,802 LITTLE LATE BUT I'M HERE ♪ ♪ SAYING CONGRATULATIONS 732 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:02,872 TO THE FACE IN THE MIRROR SAYING CONGRATULATIONS 733 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,742 IMMA TURN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ INTO A CELEBRATION 734 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,077 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY IT TO ME ♪ 735 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:15,619 ♪ I'M GOING TO SAY IT TO MYSELF CONGRATULATIONS ♪ 736 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:17,754 ♪ ♪ SPENT A LONG TIME 737 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,356 ON A LONG LINE COMING UP WAS 738 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:21,024 A LONG CLIMB ♪ ♪ SKATING BY LIKE 739 00:39:21,093 --> 00:39:22,959 A LONG GRIND AND YOU DID IT ALL 740 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,360 WITH A FLAT TIRE ♪ ♪ BUT YOU PULLED THROUGH 741 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:27,163 GO YOU THIS CALLS FOR A GOOD MOOD 742 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:29,232 STRONG DRINK AND ♪ ♪ A COUPLE BREWS 743 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,969 CLASE AZUL MAKE IT TWO 744 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,771 FEEL LIKE I GOT PAID ♪ ♪ SUNNY SKY, NO RAIN 745 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,306 BREAKING BAD LIKE I'M CRANSTON 746 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:41,511 THROWING FITZ ♪ ♪ TO THIS ANTHEM 747 00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:42,713 LITTLE LATE BUT I'M HERE SAYING CONGRATULATIONS 748 00:39:42,715 --> 00:39:48,184 TO THE FACE IN THE MIRROR ♪ ♪ SAYING CONGRATULATIONS 749 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:50,653 IMMA TURN THE WORLD INTO A CELEBRATION 750 00:39:50,723 --> 00:39:53,323 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ♪ ♪ SAY IT TO ME 751 00:39:53,392 --> 00:40:00,797 I'M GOING TO SAY IT TO MYSELF CONGRATULATIONS 752 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:04,133 ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE BEEN 753 00:40:04,203 --> 00:40:05,802 LOW BUT YOU'VE KEPT 754 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:08,671 YOUR HEAD UP HAD TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN ♪ 755 00:40:08,741 --> 00:40:10,206 ♪ SO YOU MADE YOUR OWN LUCK MISSED THAT OFF RAMP 756 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:18,148 TO THAT GLORY ROAD GOT TURNED AROUND ♪ 757 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,549 ♪ BUT I CAN HEAR THEM SAYING IT NOW 758 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:21,284 LITTLE LATE BUT I'M HERE SAYING ♪ 759 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:22,485 ♪ CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FACE IN THE MIRROR 760 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:25,955 SAYING CONGRATULATIONS IMMA TURN THE WORLD ♪ 761 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,358 ♪ INTO A CELEBRATION IF YOU DON'T WANT 762 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,226 TO SAY IT TO ME I'M GOING TO SAY ♪ 763 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:34,764 ♪ IT TO MYSELF CONGRATULATIONS 764 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:42,372 OH YEAH YEAH YEAH CONGRATULATIONS ♪ 765 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:45,909 ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ♪ 766 00:40:45,977 --> 00:41:00,390 ♪ OH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH