1 00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:00,822 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S 2 00:00:00,822 --> 00:00:01,523 “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE”! 3 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:02,524 TONIGHT ‐‐ 4 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:04,025 RAY ROMANO. 5 00:00:04,025 --> 00:00:05,293 ROMANY MALCO. 6 00:00:05,293 --> 00:00:09,531 KEN BURNS. 7 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:10,298 AND MUSIC FROM NESSA BARRETT AND 8 00:00:10,298 --> 00:00:11,799 JXDN FEATURING TRAVIS BARKER. 9 00:00:11,799 --> 00:00:15,937 AND NOW, JIMMY KIMMEL! 10 00:00:15,937 --> 00:00:16,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 11 00:00:16,437 --> 00:00:18,740 >> Jimmy: HI, HELLO, THERE. 12 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:19,607 I'M JIMMY. 13 00:00:19,607 --> 00:00:20,441 I'M THE HOST. 14 00:00:20,441 --> 00:00:21,876 THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW. 15 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:23,144 THANKS FOR REMAINING CONSCIOUS 16 00:00:23,144 --> 00:00:24,279 OR SEMICONSCIOUS, WHICHEVER IT 17 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:24,445 IS. 18 00:00:24,445 --> 00:00:26,281 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 19 00:00:26,281 --> 00:00:27,048 WE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR A 20 00:00:27,048 --> 00:00:27,782 CHANGE. 21 00:00:27,782 --> 00:00:28,550 AS THE PRESIDENT, BIDEN 22 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:29,551 ANNOUNCED THAT, BY APRIL 19th, 23 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:30,552 EVERY ADULT IN THE COUNTRY WILL 24 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:31,386 BE ELIGIBLE TO GET THE VACCINE. 25 00:00:31,386 --> 00:00:32,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 26 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,988 YOU GET A SHOT AND YOU GET A 27 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:36,925 SHOT AND YOU GET A SHOT! 28 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:39,894 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 29 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:42,864 THANK YOU, PRESIDENT JOE‐PRAH! 30 00:00:42,864 --> 00:00:43,164 [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:43,831 I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS GOING TO 32 00:00:43,831 --> 00:00:44,766 BE A SOLID PLAN. 33 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:48,503 GET VAXXED ON 4/19. 34 00:00:48,503 --> 00:00:52,273 THEN YOU SMOKE IT UP ON 4/20. 35 00:00:52,273 --> 00:00:52,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 36 00:00:52,774 --> 00:00:54,008 THE TIMING IS BEAUTIFUL. 37 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:54,642 THIS VACCINE IS LIKE LOSING YOUR 38 00:00:54,642 --> 00:00:57,812 VIRGINITY. 39 00:00:57,812 --> 00:00:58,580 ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS DOES IT, 40 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,048 TELLS YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 41 00:01:00,048 --> 00:01:00,815 IT'S EXCITING. 42 00:01:00,815 --> 00:01:05,119 THEN ANOTHER ONE DOES. 43 00:01:05,119 --> 00:01:06,487 TELLS YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE. 44 00:01:06,487 --> 00:01:08,256 THEN THE MONTHS GO BY, AND ALL 45 00:01:08,256 --> 00:01:09,390 OF A SUDDEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE 46 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:10,158 THE ONLY PERSON YOU KNOW WHO 47 00:01:10,158 --> 00:01:10,558 HASN'T BEEN POKED. 48 00:01:10,558 --> 00:01:14,629 [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:01:14,629 --> 00:01:15,496 YOU START IMAGINING IT ALL THE 50 00:01:15,496 --> 00:01:17,832 TIME, WONDERING WHEN. 51 00:01:17,832 --> 00:01:19,434 MAYBE YOU GET SO DESPERATE, 52 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:20,034 YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY FOR IT. 53 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:20,902 [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:01:20,902 --> 00:01:21,536 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY 55 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:24,939 IS, THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO. 56 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:25,907 I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 57 00:01:25,907 --> 00:01:26,908 [ APPLAUSE ] 58 00:01:26,908 --> 00:01:27,909 EVERY DAY, IT SEEMS LIKE WE 59 00:01:27,909 --> 00:01:29,110 LEARN SOMETHING NEW THAT MAKES 60 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:29,711 SOME OF OUR BEHAVIOR OVER THE 61 00:01:29,711 --> 00:01:32,413 PAST YEAR SEEM RIDICULOUS. 62 00:01:32,413 --> 00:01:34,148 THE CDC NOW SAYS THE RISK OF 63 00:01:34,148 --> 00:01:35,917 GETTING THE VIRUS FROM A SURFACE 64 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,652 THAT IS CONTAMINATED WITH COVID 65 00:01:37,652 --> 00:01:41,089 IS LESS THAN 1 IN 10,000. 66 00:01:41,089 --> 00:01:41,723 IN OTHER WORDS, THAT GUY AT YOUR 67 00:01:41,723 --> 00:01:42,624 OFFICE WITH THE BIG JUG OF 68 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:43,858 GERMICIDE SPRAY? 69 00:01:43,858 --> 00:01:47,595 HE'S FIRED. 70 00:01:47,595 --> 00:01:47,895 [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:01:47,895 --> 00:01:48,463 YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 72 00:01:48,463 --> 00:01:50,632 AND ALL THOSE CLOROX 73 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,634 DISINFECTANT WIPES WE HOARDED? 74 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:53,368 THE CDC SAYS THEY ARE NO BETTER 75 00:01:53,368 --> 00:01:54,369 THAN REGULAR SOAP. 76 00:01:54,369 --> 00:01:55,436 WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 77 00:01:55,436 --> 00:01:56,904 LOOK AT LYSOL. 78 00:01:56,904 --> 00:01:57,705 THE WORD “LIE” IS RIGHT THERE IN 79 00:01:57,705 --> 00:01:58,740 THE NAME! 80 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:00,942 [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:03,211 SO I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN GET 82 00:02:03,211 --> 00:02:03,945 BACK TO LICKING SHOPPING CARTS 83 00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:04,712 AGAIN. 84 00:02:04,712 --> 00:02:05,580 [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,814 HERE IN CALIFORNIA, OUR 86 00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:08,316 GOVERNOR, GAVIN NEWSOM, SAYS WE 87 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:09,550 NOW HAVE THE LOWEST POSITIVITY 88 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:13,521 RATE IN THE COUNTRY. 89 00:02:13,521 --> 00:02:14,088 AFTER HAVING THE HIGHEST 90 00:02:14,088 --> 00:02:14,455 POSITIVITY RATE. 91 00:02:14,455 --> 00:02:15,289 AND THE PLAN IS TO HAVE THE 92 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:16,024 STATE TOTALLY RE‐OPENED BY 93 00:02:16,024 --> 00:02:17,291 JUNE 15th. 94 00:02:17,291 --> 00:02:18,026 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS FOR 95 00:02:18,026 --> 00:02:20,294 GOVERNOR NEWSOM. 96 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:25,533 THE BAD NEWS IS HE MAY HAVE A 97 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:26,267 HIGH‐PROFILE CHALLENGER IN THE 98 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:27,035 RECALL ELECTION. 99 00:02:27,035 --> 00:02:28,302 NONE OTHER THAN CAITLYN JENNER. 100 00:02:28,302 --> 00:02:29,037 THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST IS 101 00:02:29,037 --> 00:02:31,105 SAID TO BE ACTIVELY EXPLORING A 102 00:02:31,105 --> 00:02:32,540 RUN FOR GOVERNOR. 103 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:33,274 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 104 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:34,275 IF ANYONE REPRESENTS CHANGE YOU 105 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:36,644 CAN BELIEVE IN ‐‐ 106 00:02:36,644 --> 00:02:36,944 [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:02:36,944 --> 00:02:37,512 IT'S CAITLYN JENNER. 108 00:02:37,512 --> 00:02:39,280 [ APPLAUSE ] 109 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:43,117 RUNNING AS A REPUBLICAN, WHAT'S 110 00:02:43,117 --> 00:02:44,285 HER PLATFORM GOING TO BE? 111 00:02:44,285 --> 00:02:44,886 BANNING HERSELF FROM WOMEN'S 112 00:02:44,886 --> 00:02:45,486 RESTROOMS? 113 00:02:45,486 --> 00:02:49,957 [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:53,127 JENNER IS WORKING IS A ‐‐ 115 00:02:53,127 --> 00:02:55,563 WORKING WITH I GUESS A 116 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:59,434 CONSULTANT NAMED CARE LINE WREN 117 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:00,702 WHO IS A LONGTIME REPUBLICAN 118 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:01,436 FUNDRAISER WHO HELPED ORGANIZE 119 00:03:01,436 --> 00:03:02,003 THE RALLY TRUMP HELD RIGHT 120 00:03:02,003 --> 00:03:02,704 BEFORE THE JANUARY 6th ATTACK ON 121 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:03,404 THE CAPITOL. 122 00:03:03,404 --> 00:03:04,439 SO, SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 123 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:05,206 MAYBE CAITLYN AND ARNOLD CAN 124 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,941 TEAM UP TOGETHER TO FORM 125 00:03:06,941 --> 00:03:07,975 GOVERNOR SCHWARZEN‐JENNER. 126 00:03:07,975 --> 00:03:08,443 [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:11,679 THAT WOULD REALLY BE SOMETHING. 128 00:03:11,679 --> 00:03:12,246 YOU KNOW, THIS IS HISTORIC. 129 00:03:12,246 --> 00:03:12,947 SO WE MAY FINALLY HAVE A FEMALE 130 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:16,551 GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. 131 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:17,418 AND IT'S CAITLYN JENNER. 132 00:03:17,418 --> 00:03:18,553 [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:03:18,553 --> 00:03:19,554 KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED. 134 00:03:19,554 --> 00:03:21,055 THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND 135 00:03:21,055 --> 00:03:26,694 HUMAN SERVICES CAME UP WITH A 136 00:03:26,694 --> 00:03:27,395 CREATIVE WAY TO GET PEOPLE 137 00:03:27,395 --> 00:03:28,429 EXCITED ABOUT COVID SAFETY. 138 00:03:28,429 --> 00:03:29,163 THEY'RE HOSTING A COMPETITION 139 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:29,897 CALLED THE “MASK INNOVATION 140 00:03:29,897 --> 00:03:32,300 CHALLENGE.” 141 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:35,269 THIS IS A CONTEST, ANYONE CAN 142 00:03:35,269 --> 00:03:35,636 ENTER. 143 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,138 ENTER YOUR MASK IDEA OR DESIGN. 144 00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:38,639 THE WINNERS GET TO SPLIT A CASH 145 00:03:38,639 --> 00:03:40,408 PRIZE OF $400,000. 146 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:41,175 THEY'VE BASICALLY TURNED THE 147 00:03:41,175 --> 00:03:41,776 GOVERNMENT INTO AN EPISODE OF 148 00:03:41,776 --> 00:03:42,543 “PROJECT RUNWAY.” 149 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:43,277 [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:03:43,277 --> 00:03:46,280 $400,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY. 151 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,048 AND SO WE GOT TO WORK TO TRY TO 152 00:03:47,048 --> 00:03:49,517 WIN IT. 153 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:50,284 AND HERE IT IS, THE WINNING MASK 154 00:03:50,284 --> 00:03:51,619 IDEA. 155 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:53,554 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ‐‐ 156 00:03:53,554 --> 00:03:54,155 ALLOW ME TO PRESENT ‐‐ THE MASK 157 00:03:54,155 --> 00:03:57,158 SHIRT! 158 00:03:57,158 --> 00:04:01,829 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 159 00:04:01,829 --> 00:04:02,830 VERY BAZOOKA JOE. 160 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:03,831 YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO PUT YOUR 161 00:04:03,831 --> 00:04:06,701 MASK ON, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY 162 00:04:06,701 --> 00:04:07,301 WEARING THE MASK AT ALL TIMES. 163 00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:09,036 [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:04:09,036 --> 00:04:11,038 HOW DOES IT FEEL, GUILLERMO? 165 00:04:11,038 --> 00:04:11,873 >> Guillermo: GREAT. 166 00:04:11,873 --> 00:04:13,474 >> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL SAFE FROM 167 00:04:13,474 --> 00:04:13,674 COVID? 168 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:14,342 >> Guillermo: VERY SAFE, JIMMY. 169 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:15,076 >> Jimmy: YOU HEARD IT. 170 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:15,576 MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO 171 00:04:15,576 --> 00:04:17,979 “JAMES C. KIMMEL.” 172 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:20,214 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 173 00:04:20,214 --> 00:04:20,782 I HAVE TO SAY, I LOVE THIS 174 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:21,082 CONTEST. 175 00:04:21,082 --> 00:04:21,816 THE BEST IDEAS ALWAYS COME ABOUT 176 00:04:21,816 --> 00:04:22,884 A YEAR TOO LATE. 177 00:04:22,884 --> 00:04:24,318 [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:04:24,318 --> 00:04:25,319 YOU COULD ALSO WEAR IT UPSIDE 179 00:04:25,319 --> 00:04:27,488 DOWN. 180 00:04:27,488 --> 00:04:29,791 IT COULD BE UNDERPANTS TOO, 181 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:29,991 RIGHT? 182 00:04:29,991 --> 00:04:30,792 >> Guillermo: YEAH, YEAH, I 183 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:31,759 THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH. 184 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:32,360 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN 185 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,161 TAKE THAT DOWN NOW. 186 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:34,028 COLORADO HAS A FUN CONTEST GOING 187 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:35,029 ON. 188 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:36,030 THE STATE OF COLORADO IS 189 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:36,798 AUCTIONING OFF MARIJUANA‐THEMED 190 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:40,334 LICENSE PLATES. 191 00:04:40,334 --> 00:04:41,035 THEY'RE PERSONALIZED PLATES. 192 00:04:41,035 --> 00:04:42,270 THE PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY. 193 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,271 AND THE PLATES HAVE POT‐RELATED 194 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:44,539 WORDS ON THEM, LIKE “HEMP” AND 195 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:47,909 “GANJA.” 196 00:04:47,909 --> 00:04:48,376 TWO OF THE OFFERINGS. 197 00:04:48,376 --> 00:04:49,410 [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:51,412 THIS IS THE AUCTION THAT FINALLY 199 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:52,914 ANSWERS THE QUESTION, HOW BAKED 200 00:04:52,914 --> 00:04:56,684 DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BID 201 00:04:56,684 --> 00:04:58,319 $8,000 ON A LICENSE PLATE THAT 202 00:04:58,319 --> 00:04:59,487 SAYS "BONG" ON IT? 203 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:00,054 THEY REALLY WILL GO TO THE 204 00:05:00,054 --> 00:05:00,788 HIGHEST BIDDER. 205 00:05:00,788 --> 00:05:01,055 [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:05:01,055 --> 00:05:01,689 THERE ARE ONLY 14 PLATES 207 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:03,291 AVAILABLE. 208 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:04,192 IT'S A LIMITED EDITION. 209 00:05:04,192 --> 00:05:06,194 MOST OF THE WORDS MAKE SENSE, 210 00:05:06,194 --> 00:05:06,961 LIKE “INDICA,” “SATIVA.” 211 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:09,363 BUT THEN THERE'S THIS ONE. 212 00:05:09,363 --> 00:05:12,066 ONE OF THE WORDS IS "HAPPY." 213 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:12,300 REALLY? 214 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,602 HAPPY IS A WORD FOR DRUGS NOW? 215 00:05:14,602 --> 00:05:17,038 AND IF THAT'S THE CASE, WHO'S 216 00:05:17,038 --> 00:05:17,538 GOING TO TELL THIS GUY? 217 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:21,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:05:21,008 --> 00:05:21,642 I'VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED HE WAS ON 219 00:05:21,642 --> 00:05:22,310 SOMETHING. 220 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,077 WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION 221 00:05:23,077 --> 00:05:24,078 IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL FOR THE 222 00:05:24,078 --> 00:05:27,782 FIRST TIME IN TWO YEARS. 223 00:05:27,782 --> 00:05:30,551 BAYLOR BESTED THE FICTITIOUS 224 00:05:30,551 --> 00:05:32,620 UNIVERSITY KNOWN AS "GONZAGA" TO 225 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,421 WIN THEIR FIRST‐EVER MEN'S 226 00:05:33,421 --> 00:05:37,525 BASKETBALL TITLE LAST NIGHT. 227 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:38,526 THEY OPENED A SPOKANE OF 228 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:39,293 WHOOP‐ASS ON THEM. 229 00:05:39,293 --> 00:05:40,061 YOU KNOW, I MAKE FUN OF GONZAGA, 230 00:05:40,061 --> 00:05:40,795 BUT THEY DESERVE A LOT OF CREDIT 231 00:05:40,795 --> 00:05:41,529 FOR MAKING IT TO THE FINALS. 232 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:42,296 ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL THEIR 233 00:05:42,296 --> 00:05:43,531 PLAYERS LOOK LIKE EXTRAS FROM 234 00:05:43,531 --> 00:05:45,233 “BOOGIE NIGHTS.” 235 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:47,668 [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:48,402 GONZAGA WAS UNDEFEATED GOING IN. 237 00:05:48,402 --> 00:05:49,170 BUT WHEN THEY GOT TO THE END, 238 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,772 THEY LOST. 239 00:05:51,772 --> 00:05:52,807 BECAUSE THEY HAD TO LOSE. 240 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:53,541 YOU UNDERSTAND THEY COULDN'T 241 00:05:53,541 --> 00:05:54,308 WIN, RIGHT? 242 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:55,610 IT WOULD BLOW THEIR COVER. 243 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:56,611 WHERE IS A SCHOOL THAT DOESN'T 244 00:05:56,611 --> 00:05:59,614 EXIST SUPPOSED TO PUT A TROPHY? 245 00:05:59,614 --> 00:06:00,915 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SHELVES! 246 00:06:00,915 --> 00:06:03,417 [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,353 THE BIG COVER‐UP CONTINUES FOR 248 00:06:05,353 --> 00:06:06,587 ANOTHER YEAR. 249 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:08,322 GONZAGANON! 250 00:06:08,322 --> 00:06:08,623 [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:06:08,623 --> 00:06:09,257 IT WAS A BIG DAY OF SPORTS FOR 252 00:06:09,257 --> 00:06:10,057 TEXAS. 253 00:06:10,057 --> 00:06:11,058 BESIDES BAYLOR, THE RANGERS HAD 254 00:06:11,058 --> 00:06:12,059 A HOME OPENER AGAINST THE BLUE 255 00:06:12,059 --> 00:06:14,495 JAYS. 256 00:06:14,495 --> 00:06:19,300 IN FRONT OF A SOLD‐OUT CROWD. 257 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:22,169 MORE THAN 38,000 POTENTIAL 258 00:06:22,169 --> 00:06:22,803 INFECTEES CRAMMED INTO ‐‐ LOOK 259 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:23,671 AT THAT. 260 00:06:23,671 --> 00:06:24,705 THEY JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO PEE 261 00:06:24,705 --> 00:06:25,506 IN A TROUGH AGAIN. 262 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:26,207 [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:06:26,207 --> 00:06:26,941 IT WAS THE FIRST SPORTING EVENT 264 00:06:26,941 --> 00:06:29,110 IN NORTH AMERICA WITHOUT 265 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,311 CROWD SIZE RESTRICTIONS. 266 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:31,078 MANY OF THE FANS WERE DEFIANTLY 267 00:06:31,078 --> 00:06:32,813 MASKLESS. 268 00:06:32,813 --> 00:06:33,814 I LIKE THAT ADULT MEN WILL GO TO 269 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:35,816 A BASEBALL STADIUM AND WEAR A 270 00:06:35,816 --> 00:06:38,452 GLOVE THE WHOLE GAME, FOR THE 271 00:06:38,452 --> 00:06:41,489 1 IN 98,000 CHANCE THEY MIGHT 272 00:06:41,489 --> 00:06:42,857 CATCH A FOUL BALL. 273 00:06:42,857 --> 00:06:43,157 [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:06:43,157 --> 00:06:43,424 BUT MASK? 275 00:06:43,424 --> 00:06:45,760 NO WAY, OUT OF THE QUESTION! 276 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,897 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 277 00:06:49,897 --> 00:06:51,165 ACTUALLY, A VERY CLEVER THING. 278 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:51,899 YOU KNOW HOW THEY KEPT THE VIRUS 279 00:06:51,899 --> 00:06:52,400 AWAY? 280 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,367 THEY DID THE WAVE. 281 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:56,003 [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:06:56,003 --> 00:06:56,938 THEY FANNED IT ALL THE WAY TO 283 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,472 ARKANSAS. 284 00:06:58,472 --> 00:06:59,740 OUR FORMER PRESIDENT POPPED UP 285 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:02,243 ON NEWSMAX TODAY, WHERE HE 286 00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:03,711 ENCOURAGED MAGA‐HEADS TO BOYCOTT 287 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:05,246 BASEBALL, AND WARNED AGAINST 288 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:06,714 WOKENESS. 289 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:08,215 AND ALSO, THIS IS THE MOVE, NOW 290 00:07:08,215 --> 00:07:10,217 THAT THINGS ARE GOING WELL, THEY 291 00:07:10,217 --> 00:07:11,485 CAN'T POSSIBLY CREDIT JOE BIDEN 292 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:13,988 FOR TURNING THE COUNTRY AROUND. 293 00:07:13,988 --> 00:07:15,189 SO TRUMP AND COMPANY LIKE TO SAY 294 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:15,957 SOMEONE ELSE MUST BE RUNNING THE 295 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:20,594 COUNTRY. 296 00:07:20,594 --> 00:07:21,862 >> I THINK OTHER PEOPLE ARE 297 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:22,797 MAKING MOST OF THE DECISIONS, 298 00:07:22,797 --> 00:07:24,165 BUT I MAY BE WRONG ABOUT THAT, I 299 00:07:24,165 --> 00:07:25,232 DON'T KNOW. 300 00:07:25,232 --> 00:07:26,968 LOOK, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM 301 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:27,301 VERY WELL. 302 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:28,636 BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 303 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:29,637 SOMEBODY'S MAKING DECISIONS. 304 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:33,441 LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 305 00:07:33,441 --> 00:07:35,476 BERNIE SANDERS, IF HE EVER WON, 306 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:37,912 HE WOULD NEVER HAVE GONE 307 00:07:37,912 --> 00:07:38,746 ANYWHERE NEAR THIS. 308 00:07:38,746 --> 00:07:40,648 HE CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING 309 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:40,815 ON. 310 00:07:40,815 --> 00:07:41,349 THIS IS BERNIE SANDERS ON 311 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:44,251 STEROIDS. 312 00:07:44,251 --> 00:07:46,120 OUR COUNTRY'S BECOMING A 313 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:46,988 SOCIALIST NATION. 314 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:47,521 THIS IS BERNIE SANDERS ON 315 00:07:47,521 --> 00:07:49,090 STEROIDS. 316 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:49,657 >> Jimmy: BERNIE SANDERS ON 317 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:50,524 STEROIDS. 318 00:07:50,524 --> 00:07:51,292 I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK 319 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:53,227 LIKE? 320 00:07:53,227 --> 00:07:53,661 OH, RIGHT? 321 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:54,395 NOT BAD AT ALL. 322 00:07:54,395 --> 00:07:58,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 323 00:07:58,232 --> 00:07:59,467 HE'S FEELING THE BURN IN THE 324 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:02,970 GYM. 325 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:03,537 LAST NIGHT, I TURNED ON PBS. 326 00:08:03,537 --> 00:08:04,238 I KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD 327 00:08:04,238 --> 00:08:06,907 STILL DO THAT EITHER. 328 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:07,208 [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,609 I DID, I TURNED IT ON. 330 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:09,610 THE MINUTE I TURNED IT ON, THE 331 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:10,344 DOORBELL RANG AND A TOTEBAG 332 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,946 SHOWED UP. 333 00:08:11,946 --> 00:08:12,380 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 334 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:14,949 [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:08:14,949 --> 00:08:17,918 I WAS WATCHING, I WAS WATCHING 336 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:19,653 THE NEW KEN BURNS DOCUMENTARY 337 00:08:19,653 --> 00:08:20,855 ABOUT ERNEST HEMINGWAY. 338 00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:21,422 HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THIS, 339 00:08:21,422 --> 00:08:23,391 GUILLERMO? 340 00:08:23,391 --> 00:08:24,959 >> Guillermo: NO, NO. 341 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,360 >> Jimmy: NOT INTERESTED? 342 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,461 >> Guillermo: NOT INTERESTED AT 343 00:08:27,461 --> 00:08:27,628 ALL. 344 00:08:27,628 --> 00:08:29,430 >> Jimmy: I JUST NOTICED IT SAYS 345 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:30,598 "MASK SHIRT" ON IT. 346 00:08:30,598 --> 00:08:31,632 BECAUSE WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN 347 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:33,300 FROM THE THING, YOU KNOW? 348 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:33,734 [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:34,135 >> Guillermo: NO. 350 00:08:34,135 --> 00:08:34,969 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY. 351 00:08:34,969 --> 00:08:36,904 OH, JOINING US NOW FROM HIS 352 00:08:36,904 --> 00:08:39,573 TOP‐SECRET HIDEOUT IN WALPOLE, 353 00:08:39,573 --> 00:08:40,608 NEW HAMPSHIRE, PLEASE WELCOME 354 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:44,345 THE MAN HIMSELF, THE MULTI EMMY 355 00:08:44,345 --> 00:08:44,912 AWARD WINNING FILMMAKER KEN 356 00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:46,447 BURNS. 357 00:08:46,447 --> 00:08:49,150 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 358 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:50,551 >> HOW ARE YOU? 359 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,119 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR JOINING US. 360 00:08:52,119 --> 00:08:52,453 >> THANK YOU. 361 00:08:52,453 --> 00:08:53,721 >> Jimmy: I REALLY ENJOY ‐‐ I'VE 362 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:55,022 BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING 363 00:08:55,022 --> 00:08:56,891 THIS DOCUMENTARY. 364 00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:58,192 ERNEST HEMINGWAY IS ONE OF THOSE 365 00:08:58,192 --> 00:09:00,327 GUYS THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW 366 00:09:00,327 --> 00:09:01,262 ALMOST EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. 367 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:02,897 THEN TO SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 368 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:04,632 WHERE YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT HIM 369 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:05,266 IS REALLY AMAZING AND SURPRISING 370 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:07,868 TOO. 371 00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,970 >> HE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT 372 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:13,174 AMERICAN WRITER IN THE 20th 373 00:09:13,174 --> 00:09:13,541 CENTURY BY FAR. 374 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,342 BUT HE'S GOT THIS OUTSIZED 375 00:09:15,342 --> 00:09:18,179 MYTHOLOGY OF THE BIG GAME 376 00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:18,846 HUNTER, THE DEEP SEA FISHERMAN, 377 00:09:18,846 --> 00:09:20,581 THE NATURALIST, THE BRAWLER, THE 378 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:22,283 DRINKER, THE MAN ABOUT TOWN. 379 00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:23,751 IT'S REALLY A MASK THAT BETRAYS 380 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:25,820 A LOT OF VULNERABILITY AND 381 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:27,154 SENSITIVITY, AND THAT'S WHY HIS 382 00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:27,855 WRITING IS SO GOOD. 383 00:09:27,855 --> 00:09:30,257 BUT WE HAD TO SPEND SIX YEARS 384 00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:31,358 TRYING TO GET THROUGH THAT MASK. 385 00:09:31,358 --> 00:09:32,493 >> Jimmy: I WAS SURPRISED TO 386 00:09:32,493 --> 00:09:33,594 LEARN HE WAS SHY AROUND WOMEN. 387 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:35,729 >> YEAH, IN THE VERY BEGINNING. 388 00:09:35,729 --> 00:09:37,798 I THINK IN SOME WAYS, THE WAY HE 389 00:09:37,798 --> 00:09:39,300 SABOTAGED HIS OWN FOUR MARRIAGES 390 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:42,369 AND OTHER STUFF, I THINK HE WAS 391 00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:43,771 PRETTY ANXIOUS ABOUT IT STILL. 392 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:47,508 HE WAS INTO A KIND OF GENDER 393 00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:47,775 FLUIDITY. 394 00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:49,009 HE WANTED HIS WIVES TO CUT THEIR 395 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:50,778 HAIR SHORT AND LOOK LIKE BOYS, 396 00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:52,279 HE WOULD GROW HIS HAIR WRONG, 397 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:54,115 AND THEN ‐‐ 398 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,783 >> Jimmy: AND THEN WHAT? 399 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:56,083 [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,384 >> AND THEN THEY WOULD FOOL 401 00:09:57,384 --> 00:09:57,618 AROUND. 402 00:09:57,618 --> 00:09:58,219 >> Jimmy: AND THEN ASSUME THE 403 00:09:58,219 --> 00:09:59,553 POSITION! 404 00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,989 >> ASSUME THE POG, EXACTLY. 405 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:04,458 WE LEARNED MORE THAN I EVER 406 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:04,792 IMAGINED. 407 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:05,893 AND OF COURSE THE WRITING IS 408 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:08,028 JUST SO GOOD AND ENDURING AND IT 409 00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:11,265 WILL BE AROUND 1,000 YEARS FROM 410 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:11,465 NOW. 411 00:10:11,465 --> 00:10:12,366 >> Jimmy: SO MANY GREAT ACTORS 412 00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:13,467 PARTICIPATING AND PLAYING 413 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,703 VARIOUS ROLES, DOING VOICE‐OVER. 414 00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:16,904 ARE YOU WORKING ON A DOCUMENTARY 415 00:10:16,904 --> 00:10:17,938 ABOUT COVID YET? 416 00:10:17,938 --> 00:10:19,173 SOMEBODY HAS TO GET ON THAT, 417 00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:19,406 RIGHT? 418 00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:21,108 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, WE LIKE TO 419 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:22,510 HAVE PERSPECTIVE. 420 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:24,411 PHILIP GRAHAM, WHO RAN "THE 421 00:10:24,411 --> 00:10:25,446 WASHINGTON POST," SAID, 422 00:10:25,446 --> 00:10:26,647 JOURNALISM IS THE FIRST ROUGH 423 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:27,448 DRAFT OF HISTORY. 424 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,083 BUT YOU DON'T TURN IN A ROUGH 425 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:29,583 DRAFT. 426 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:32,353 SO WE NEED ‐‐ WE USED TO SAY 20, 427 00:10:32,353 --> 00:10:33,387 25 YEARS' DISTANCE. 428 00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:35,556 BUT THE WAY THINGS ARE SO FAST, 429 00:10:35,556 --> 00:10:36,991 WE NEED AT LEAST FIVE OR SIX OR 430 00:10:36,991 --> 00:10:38,159 SEVEN YEARS BEFORE WE CAN LOOK 431 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,760 BACK AND TRY TO COME TO TERMS 432 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,163 WITH NOT JUST COVID, BUT THE 433 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:45,766 RACIAL RECKONING, THE "ME TOO" 434 00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:47,434 MOVEMENT, INSURRECTION. 435 00:10:47,434 --> 00:10:49,570 THIS IS AS GREAT A CRISIS AS 436 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,039 WE'VE FACED AS A COUNTRY, ALONG 437 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:53,307 WITH THE CIVIL WAR, DEPRESSION, 438 00:10:53,307 --> 00:10:55,809 AND WORLD WAR II. 439 00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:56,443 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DO THAT, IF 440 00:10:56,443 --> 00:10:57,444 YOU WANT TO USE ANY FOOTAGE OF 441 00:10:57,444 --> 00:11:00,648 THE MASK SHIRT, OR ‐‐ 442 00:11:00,648 --> 00:11:00,981 [ LAUGHTER ] 443 00:11:00,981 --> 00:11:02,016 >> Jimmy: ‐‐ MAYBE INCLUDING THE 444 00:11:02,016 --> 00:11:03,450 MASK SHIRT IT IN, WE'D BE VERY, 445 00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:05,219 VERY HAPPY TO GIVE YOU THAT 446 00:11:05,219 --> 00:11:06,453 GRATIS, FREE OF CHARGE, NO WILL 447 00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:07,521 BE NO LICENSING FEE AT ALL. 448 00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:08,689 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, THAT IS SO 449 00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:09,323 KIND OF YOU. 450 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:10,357 >> Jimmy: KEN, I KNOW IN 451 00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,793 ADDITION TO HEMINGWAY, YOU HAVE 452 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:13,561 ANOTHER PROJECT THAT YOU'RE 453 00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:14,728 WORKING ON RIGHT NOW. 454 00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:16,163 SOMETHING THAT'S VERY PERSONAL 455 00:11:16,163 --> 00:11:16,797 TO YOU. 456 00:11:16,797 --> 00:11:18,232 >> IT IS. 457 00:11:18,232 --> 00:11:18,666 >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD. 458 00:11:18,666 --> 00:11:21,101 >> NO, IT IS PERSONAL TO ME. 459 00:11:21,101 --> 00:11:23,437 IT'S GROWN OUT OF MANY THINGS. 460 00:11:23,437 --> 00:11:24,004 >> Jimmy: YES. 461 00:11:24,004 --> 00:11:26,707 >> YOU KNOW, IT MEANS A LOT TO 462 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:27,074 ME. 463 00:11:27,074 --> 00:11:28,342 AND THANK YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT 464 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:28,542 THAT. 465 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:29,443 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BRINGING 466 00:11:29,443 --> 00:11:34,381 US THIS EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW OF KEN 467 00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:35,749 BURNS' NEXT DOCUMENTARY, TAKE A 468 00:11:35,749 --> 00:11:35,950 LOOK. 469 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,519 >> BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ONCE SAID, 470 00:11:38,519 --> 00:11:43,123 COUNT ON IN THIS LIFETIME. CAN ‐ 471 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:47,061 DEATH, TAXES, AND KEN BURNS' 472 00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:48,095 BOWL CUT. 473 00:11:48,095 --> 00:11:49,563 FOR 66 YEARS, THOSE WORDS RANG 474 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,832 TRUE. 475 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:54,835 WARS WERE WON AND LOST. 476 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,770 SOCIETIES ROSE AND FELL. 477 00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:59,406 BUT KEN BURNS' PERKY BOB SERVED 478 00:11:59,406 --> 00:12:02,343 AS A SYMBOL OF AMERICAN 479 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:02,643 RESILIENCE. 480 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:05,312 UNTIL 2020. 481 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:08,215 WHEN THE WORLD CHANGED. 482 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:08,515 [ LAUGHTER ] 483 00:12:08,515 --> 00:12:11,619 PBS AND PANTENE PROV PRESENT 484 00:12:11,619 --> 00:12:17,124 "HAIR I AM." 485 00:12:17,124 --> 00:12:19,026 DURING THE CIVIL WAR, FINNEAS 486 00:12:19,026 --> 00:12:20,527 CUTHBERT BURNS WAS SHOOTING HIS 487 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:22,496 MUSKET WHEN IT BACKFIRED, 488 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,498 PERFECTLY SINGEING HIS HAIRLINE 489 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:27,468 INTO ITS NOW‐ICONIC SHAPE. 490 00:12:27,468 --> 00:12:29,303 FINNEAS SAW IT AS A SIGN OF GOOD 491 00:12:29,303 --> 00:12:32,072 LUCK, AND FOUR GENERATIONS OF 492 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,508 BURNS HAVE CARRIED HIS LEGACY ON 493 00:12:34,508 --> 00:12:34,975 THEIR HEADS. 494 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:37,478 UNTIL ONE BLUSTERY NEW HAMPSHIRE 495 00:12:37,478 --> 00:12:39,847 AFTERNOON IN THE SPRING OF 2020. 496 00:12:39,847 --> 00:12:41,615 >> I WAS WATCHING A BILLY RAY 497 00:12:41,615 --> 00:12:43,851 CYRUS TIKTOK. 498 00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:46,220 AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING 499 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:49,823 SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT WIND‐SWEPT 500 00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:50,224 HAIR. 501 00:12:50,224 --> 00:12:51,125 AND I THOUGHT, I'D LIKE TO HAVE 502 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,894 FUN WITH MY HAIR TOO. 503 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:54,194 [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:55,729 >> ON JULY 17th OF THAT YEAR, 505 00:12:55,729 --> 00:12:58,599 KEN RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS 506 00:12:58,599 --> 00:12:59,433 BARBER. 507 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,101 "DEAREST KENNETH, MY HEART IS 508 00:13:01,101 --> 00:13:02,736 MADE HEAVY BY YOUR ABSENCE THESE 509 00:13:02,736 --> 00:13:03,937 PAST SIX MONTHS. 510 00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:06,473 BUT I KEEP A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR 511 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:07,975 AS REMEMBRANCE IN THE HOPE THAT 512 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:10,411 ONE DAY YOU WILL RETURN TO ME SO 513 00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:12,079 I CAN PLACE THE BURNS FAMILY 514 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:13,881 BOWL BACK ON YOUR HEAD AND CUT 515 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:16,283 AROUND IT WITH MY SCISSORS, JUST 516 00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:20,254 AS MY FATHER AND GRANDFATHER DID 517 00:13:20,254 --> 00:13:23,891 BEFORE ME. 518 00:13:23,891 --> 00:13:24,591 "LOCKS" OF LOVE, LOU." 519 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:27,861 >> COMING UP, KEN BURN FACES THE 520 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:28,128 FRIZZIES. 521 00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:29,229 >> AAH! 522 00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:29,897 >> WHEN "HAIR I AM" RETURNS. 523 00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:31,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 524 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:35,302 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KEN. 525 00:13:35,302 --> 00:13:35,869 I THINK THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE 526 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:40,174 ANOTHER WINNER. 527 00:13:40,174 --> 00:13:42,543 KEN BURNS' "HEMINGWAY" AIRS ON 528 00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:43,010 PBS. 529 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,712 GET THE ARP, WATCH IT ON TV 530 00:13:44,712 --> 00:13:45,679 THROUGH APRIL 7th. 531 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,281 ALL THREE EPISODES ARE STREAMING 532 00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:49,350 AT PBS.ORG. 533 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,718 THANK YOU, KEN BURNS! 534 00:13:50,718 --> 00:13:51,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 535 00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:53,554 WE'VE GOT A FUN SHOW WITH ROMANY 536 00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:57,458 MALCO, MUSIC FROM NESSA BARRETT 537 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,293 AND JADEN WITH TRAVIS BARKER, 538 00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:00,027 AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH RAY 539 00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:02,730 ROMANO! 540 00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:07,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 541 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:08,001 ♪ 542 00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:08,369 >> Jimmy: NICE. 543 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:14,975 WELL, THERE YOU GO. 544 00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:16,543 I THOUGHT IT NEEDED SOME 545 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,010 CUSTOMIZATION. 546 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:17,745 SHOWS YOU HOW MANY DIFFERENT 547 00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:18,379 OPPORTUNITIES THERE ARE WITH A 548 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,382 MASK SHIRT. 549 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:21,882 [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:22,583 TONIGHT, FROM “A MILLION LITTLE 551 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,350 THINGS” HERE ON ABC. 552 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:26,120 ROMANY MALCO IS WITH US. 553 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:26,620 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 554 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,722 THEN LATER, TWO TIKTOKERS AND 555 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:29,123 ONE TRAVIS. 556 00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:30,824 THE SONG IS CALLED 557 00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:31,825 “LA DEE DIE.” 558 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,994 MUSIC FROM NESSA BARRETT, 559 00:14:33,994 --> 00:14:34,495 JADEN AND TRAVIS BARKER. 560 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 561 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:37,931 TOMORROW NIGHT, LUKE BRYAN AND 562 00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:38,699 KATEY SAGAL WILL JOIN US. 563 00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:39,666 AND ON THURSDAY, MARK WAHLBERG, 564 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:40,934 HUNTER BIDEN, AND MUSIC FROM THE 565 00:14:40,934 --> 00:14:43,804 WALLFLOWERS. 566 00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:44,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 567 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:45,272 PLEASE JOIN US FOR ALL THAT. 568 00:14:45,272 --> 00:14:46,774 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A GREAT ACTOR 569 00:14:46,774 --> 00:14:49,276 AND COMEDIAN WHO IS IN LOVE WITH 570 00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:51,779 A SIMPLE SEX DOLL NAMED DIANE IN 571 00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:52,446 THE NEW SCI‐FI COMEDRAMA “MADE 572 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:55,382 FOR LOVE.” 573 00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:56,316 >> NEED YOU TO PAY A LITTLE MORE 574 00:14:56,316 --> 00:15:01,855 RESPECT TO DIANE. 575 00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:05,592 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 576 00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:10,531 SHE'S PART OF THE FAMILY. 577 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:11,331 >> ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW THIS 578 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:16,370 WORKS. 579 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,938 DO YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF HER 580 00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:21,475 FOOD AND PRETEND SHE ATE IT? 581 00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:30,050 OH ‐‐ IS IT RUINED IF I DO IT? 582 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:30,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 583 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:32,119 >> Jimmy: MADE FOR LOVE" IS ON 584 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:35,022 HBO MAX NOW. 585 00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,356 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO RAY ROMANO. 586 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:36,857 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 587 00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:38,025 HELLO, RAY, HOW ARE YOU? 588 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:39,760 >> HEY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 589 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,628 GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BEEN 590 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:41,862 AWHILE. 591 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,263 >> Jimmy: ONCE AGAIN, RAY, YOU 592 00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:43,864 DID IT. 593 00:15:43,864 --> 00:15:45,032 YOU'RE IN ANOTHER REALLY GREAT 594 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,900 SHOW AND A WEIRD SHOW. 595 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,068 A VERY STRANGE SHOW. 596 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,137 >> OF COURSE I'M IN A SHOW. 597 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,839 I CAN'T ‐‐ ISN'T IT SAD THAT I 598 00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:52,973 HAVE TO ‐‐ I NEED THE ATTENTION. 599 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:55,409 [ LAUGHTER ] 600 00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:56,710 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IF MY 601 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,278 FATHER HUGGED ME ONCE, YOU WOULD 602 00:15:58,278 --> 00:15:58,712 NEVER SEE ME AGAIN. 603 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:02,115 [ LAUGHTER ] 604 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:05,652 BUT YEAH, I GOT A ‐‐ I FELL INTO 605 00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:06,420 A GOOD SHOW. 606 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,421 I'M VERY GRATEFUL. 607 00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:08,689 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DID. 608 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:10,858 AND YOU PLAY, AS WE JUST SAW 609 00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:13,060 THERE, A DAD WHO'S IN LOVE WITH 610 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:13,994 A DOLL. 611 00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:15,896 THAT'S JUST A SMALL PART OF THE 612 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:16,663 STORY, REALLY. 613 00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,232 IT'S A WHOLE CRAZY THING GOING 614 00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:18,398 ON. 615 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:18,899 >> YEAH. 616 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:20,367 YEAH, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON. 617 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,903 YOU KNOW, WHEN MY AGENT TOLD ME 618 00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:24,938 IT'S A SHOW, AT THE END OF THE 619 00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,707 FIRST EPISODE YOUR DAUGHTER 620 00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:28,108 WALKS IN ON YOU, YOU'RE IN BED 621 00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:28,876 WITH A DOLL. 622 00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:30,410 YOU KNOW, I SAID ‐‐ FIRST OF 623 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:30,944 ALL, I SAID, "I'M IN." 624 00:16:30,944 --> 00:16:33,881 [ LAUGHTER ] 625 00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:37,217 THEN I SAID, "LET ME READ IT." 626 00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:38,919 THEY GAVE ME SEVEN EPISODES. 627 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:40,888 THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ME SEVEN 628 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:41,922 EPISODES TO READ. 629 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,357 AND IT'S SO MUCH MORE. 630 00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:45,859 YEAH, IT'S A SCI‐FI, IT'S A 631 00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:47,261 THRILLER, IT'S ABOUT LOVE AND 632 00:16:47,261 --> 00:16:49,229 DIVORCE AND A FATHER AND A 633 00:16:49,229 --> 00:16:50,697 DAUGHTER, AND THERE'S COMEDY. 634 00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:51,965 BUT THERE'S SOME DRAMA. 635 00:16:51,965 --> 00:16:53,033 THERE'S SOME DRAMA IN THERE. 636 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:53,967 >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR SURE. 637 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,503 >> AND THERE'S A ‐‐ I HAVE A 638 00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:57,137 SYNTHETIC PARTNER. 639 00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,805 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HIM, 640 00:16:58,805 --> 00:16:59,540 SYNTHETIC PARTNER. 641 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,375 >> Jimmy: DID THEY BUILD YOUR 642 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,042 SYNTHETIC PARTNER SPECIFICALLY 643 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:02,843 FOR YOU? 644 00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:04,578 OR WAS THIS SOMETHING THAT WAS 645 00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:05,445 AT A PROP HOUSE? 646 00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,281 >> NO, THEY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH 647 00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:07,648 RUBBER FOR THAT. 648 00:17:07,648 --> 00:17:11,785 [ LAUGHTER ] 649 00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:16,089 THE ODD STORY IS THAT THEY HAVE 650 00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:19,826 TO MODEL THE FACE AFTER A 651 00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:21,295 REAL‐LIFE MODEL. 652 00:17:21,295 --> 00:17:21,995 A WOMAN. 653 00:17:21,995 --> 00:17:25,132 WHEN THEY MAKE THESE IN REAL 654 00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:25,332 LIFE. 655 00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:26,633 BUT NOW FOR TELEVISION, YOU HAVE 656 00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:29,002 TO BUY THE RIGHTS TO THAT 657 00:17:29,002 --> 00:17:29,636 PERSON'S FACE. 658 00:17:29,636 --> 00:17:30,971 AND THAT'S QUITE EXPENSIVE. 659 00:17:30,971 --> 00:17:31,905 >> Jimmy: WOW. 660 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:34,541 >> AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT IN 661 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,309 THE BUDGET. 662 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:38,011 SO THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOK, 663 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:40,347 ALYSSA NUNNY, WHO WROTE THE BOOK 664 00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:42,082 "MADE FOR LOVE," SHE OFFERED TO 665 00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:42,549 DO HERSELF. 666 00:17:42,549 --> 00:17:44,284 IT'S HER FACE ON THAT DOLL. 667 00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:46,587 AND SHE WAS THERE EVERY DAY. 668 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:46,887 [ APPLAUSE ] 669 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:47,521 IT WAS WEIRD. 670 00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:47,788 YEAH. 671 00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,957 I SAID TO HER AFTER ONE SCENE, 672 00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:52,192 IS THIS WEIRD WATCHING YOU 673 00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:52,392 THERE? 674 00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:53,627 AND SHE SAID, NOT AS MUCH AS IT 675 00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:53,961 SHOULD BE, NO. 676 00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:57,564 [ LAUGHTER ] 677 00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:58,498 YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE SHE ‐‐ SHE'S 678 00:17:58,498 --> 00:18:00,634 THERE, AND SHE'S THERE. 679 00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:01,702 >> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU THINK IT'S 680 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:04,271 WEIRDER FOR, YOU OR HER? 681 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,540 >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WAS WEIRD. 682 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:10,911 THE VERY FIRST SCENE IS ‐‐ MY 683 00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:12,079 DAUGHTER WALKS IN ON ME. 684 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:13,714 I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DAUGHTER IN 685 00:18:13,714 --> 00:18:14,581 TEN YEARS. 686 00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,550 AND I'M IN BED WITH THE DOLL. 687 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:17,184 I'LL TRY AND CLEAN THIS UP. 688 00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,885 [ LAUGHTER ] 689 00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:21,555 I'M UNDER THE COVERS. 690 00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:24,491 AND I'M ON THE LOWER HALF OF THE 691 00:18:24,491 --> 00:18:25,492 BED, OKAY? 692 00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:25,926 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 693 00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:26,460 >> ALL RIGHT. 694 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,862 SO MY DAUGHTER WALKS IN AND JUST 695 00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,430 SEES UNDER THE COVERS THERE'S 696 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:31,431 SOME ‐‐ OKAY. 697 00:18:31,431 --> 00:18:33,400 SO WHEN WE FILMED THAT, YOU 698 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,868 KNOW, WHEN THEY FILM SOMETHING 699 00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:35,902 THEY SAY, ROLLING! 700 00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:38,138 THEN THE NEXT THING IS ACTION! 701 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:41,608 SO IN ROLLING, EVERYBODY GETS IN 702 00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:41,875 POSITION. 703 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,511 SO THEY SAID, ROLLING! 704 00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:46,813 SO I GOT UNDER COVERS. 705 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:48,081 I'M UNDER THE COVERS. 706 00:18:48,081 --> 00:18:49,216 AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, IT TOOK 707 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,184 A LITTLE ‐‐ IT TOOK LONGER THAN 708 00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:52,986 NORMAL TO SAY ACTION. 709 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:54,554 IT TOOK ALMOST A MINUTE AND A 710 00:18:54,554 --> 00:18:54,988 HALF. 711 00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:56,556 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING 712 00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:56,857 TECHNICALLY. 713 00:18:56,857 --> 00:18:58,625 FOR A MINUTE AND A HALF IT WAS 714 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,961 JUST ME UNDER THE COVERS. 715 00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:03,163 AND I WAS JUST THERE LOOKING AT 716 00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:04,898 THE BOTTOM HALF OF THIS DOLL. 717 00:19:04,898 --> 00:19:08,168 AND AGAIN, I JUST THOUGHT ‐‐ ONE 718 00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:08,568 HUG, JUST ONE HUG. 719 00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:13,373 [ LAUGHTER ] 720 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:14,374 AND I'M NOT IN THIS POSITION. 721 00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:18,278 BUT SO BE IT. 722 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:19,746 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF YOUR NEED 723 00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:21,181 FOR ATTENTION, HAVE YOU BEEN 724 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:21,515 DOING STANDUP? 725 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,517 HAVE YOU BEEN GOING ON STAGE? 726 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,152 >> I ACTUALLY WENT ON THE FIRST 727 00:19:25,152 --> 00:19:27,154 TIME AT THE COMEDY CELLAR LAST 728 00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:30,590 NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 14 729 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:30,824 MONTHS. 730 00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:31,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 731 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:31,692 >> Jimmy: WOW. 732 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:32,092 >> YEAH, YEAH. 733 00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,727 >> Jimmy: FIRST TIME IN 14 734 00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:33,960 MONTHS. 735 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,828 HOW DID THAT FEEL? 736 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:35,896 >> IT FELT GOOD. 737 00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:36,997 I WAS ACTUALLY NERVOUS. 738 00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:40,434 I'VE BEEN DOING STANDUP FOR SO 739 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:40,634 LONG. 740 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,002 AND IT WAS NERVE‐RACKING. 741 00:19:42,002 --> 00:19:43,303 AGAIN, ONLY AT 30%. 742 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:45,338 MY PULSE RATE ‐‐ I HAVE THE 743 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:47,507 NEW ‐‐ THE APPLE WATCH. 744 00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:48,108 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. 745 00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,976 >> BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET TO MY 746 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,645 AGE, YOU WANT TO JUST KNOW 747 00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:52,746 YOU'RE STILL BEATING, YOUR 748 00:19:52,746 --> 00:19:53,213 HEART'S STILL BEATING. 749 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:56,283 [ LAUGHTER ] 750 00:19:56,283 --> 00:19:57,317 MY PULSE RATE WENT UP. 751 00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:59,886 IT WENT UP, BUT IT WAS FUN. 752 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:00,220 IT WAS FUN. 753 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,088 >> Jimmy: DID YOU NOTICE AN 754 00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:02,489 ACTUAL SPIKE IN YOUR PULSE ON 755 00:20:02,489 --> 00:20:04,524 THE APPLE WATCH AFTER YOU DID 756 00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:04,758 STANDUP? 757 00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:05,492 >> I DID. 758 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:06,760 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS ‐‐ I'VE 759 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,062 NEVER TAKEN MY PULSE AFTER A 760 00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:09,262 SET. 761 00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:11,231 BUT NOW WITH THE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I 762 00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:14,000 TOOK MY PULSE, MY BLOOD OXYGEN 763 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,103 LEVEL, I CAN TAKE AN EKG RIGHT 764 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:16,303 NOW. 765 00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:17,571 MY PULSE IS PROBABLY UP RIGHT 766 00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:18,638 NOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A 767 00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:20,006 TALK SHOW IN A WHILE. 768 00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:22,909 [ LAUGHTER ] 769 00:20:22,909 --> 00:20:23,977 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 770 00:20:23,977 --> 00:20:24,945 WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IT WOULD 771 00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:25,112 BE? 772 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:25,545 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE. 773 00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:26,446 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 774 00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:30,283 MAYBE 85? 775 00:20:30,283 --> 00:20:30,617 >> IT'S 104. 776 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:33,920 >> Jimmy: OH, NO! 777 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,688 >> YEAH. 778 00:20:34,688 --> 00:20:35,989 BUT YOU NEED TO GET ONE. 779 00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:36,690 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 780 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,024 YOU DON'T NEED TO GET ONE YET. 781 00:20:38,024 --> 00:20:39,459 >> Jimmy: I HAVE ONE. 782 00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:39,960 YOU KNOW. 783 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,761 >> DO YOU? 784 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,129 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 785 00:20:42,129 --> 00:20:43,263 >> IT'S SAD. 786 00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:44,564 I WAS A CASIO GUY FOR THE WHOLE 787 00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:44,765 TIME. 788 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,334 [ LAUGHTER ] 789 00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,135 I WAS. 790 00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:51,972 A CASIO GUY MY WHOLE LIFE, A $12 791 00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:52,606 WATCH GUY. 792 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,207 NOW I HAVE TO GET THIS AND FIND 793 00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:56,109 OUT EVERY ‐‐ IT TELLS ME TO 794 00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,844 STAND UP, IT'S A PAIN IN THE 795 00:20:57,844 --> 00:20:58,278 ASS. 796 00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:58,578 [ LAUGHTER ] 797 00:20:58,578 --> 00:20:59,913 >> Jimmy: IT'S ANNOYING. 798 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,448 WHAT HAS BEEN FOR YOU THE BEST 799 00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:02,949 THING AND THE WORST THING ABOUT 800 00:21:02,949 --> 00:21:03,583 LOCKDOWN, ABOUT BEING CONFINED 801 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,754 TO YOUR HOME? 802 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:09,089 >> WELL, ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS 803 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:15,395 WAS I FOUND OUT DURING LOCKDOWN, 804 00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:19,933 NOT SHOWERING FOR FOUR DAYS IS 805 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:20,534 NOT THAT DIFFERENT THAN FIVE 806 00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:20,734 DAYS. 807 00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:26,606 [ LAUGHTER ] 808 00:21:26,606 --> 00:21:27,374 THE GROSS, THE GROSS FACTOR 809 00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:29,743 LEVELS OUT. 810 00:21:29,743 --> 00:21:34,181 IT FLATTENS OUT AFTER FOUR. 811 00:21:34,181 --> 00:21:35,348 >> Jimmy: SO THAT WAS THE BEST 812 00:21:35,348 --> 00:21:35,715 THING, HUH? 813 00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:36,283 >> THAT WAS THE BEST THING. 814 00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:36,650 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 815 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:39,119 [ LAUGHTER ] 816 00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,589 >> THE WORST THING WAS ZOOMING. 817 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:46,092 I HAD TO LEARN ABOUT THE INS AND 818 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,961 OUTS OF ZOOMING. 819 00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:50,363 I DID A ZOOM WITH A BUNCH OF 820 00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:50,864 FRIENDS. 821 00:21:50,864 --> 00:21:54,734 AND IT WASN'T TILL AFTER THAT I 822 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:55,335 REALIZED ‐‐ I'LL TRY TO CLEAN 823 00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:55,635 THIS UP TOO. 824 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:58,271 [ LAUGHTER ] 825 00:21:58,271 --> 00:22:01,074 WHEN YOU PASS WIND ON ZOOM. 826 00:22:01,074 --> 00:22:01,508 >> Jimmy: YEAH? 827 00:22:01,508 --> 00:22:04,144 >> YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, I DON'T 828 00:22:04,144 --> 00:22:05,312 CARE, THEY DON'T KNOW. 829 00:22:05,312 --> 00:22:08,081 AND THEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME 830 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:10,183 AFTER, DUDE, YOUR BOX LIGHTS UP. 831 00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:10,817 WHEN THERE'S A NOISE, YOU LIGHT 832 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:10,984 UP. 833 00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:13,887 [ LAUGHTER ] 834 00:22:13,887 --> 00:22:16,656 YEAH, SO I LOST ABOUT NINE 835 00:22:16,656 --> 00:22:19,359 FRIENDS IN LOCKDOWN. 836 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:20,293 >> Jimmy: THEN THEY WEREN'T 837 00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:21,061 REALLY YOUR FRIENDS ANYWAY. 838 00:22:21,061 --> 00:22:23,029 >> NO, YEAH, COME ON. 839 00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:23,930 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE ARE 840 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:24,931 GOING TO TAKE A BREAK. 841 00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:26,867 WHEN WE COME BACK, RAY ROMANO 842 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,769 HAS A TALENT THAT ‐‐ I'VE KNOWN 843 00:22:29,769 --> 00:22:31,071 RAY FOR QUITE SOME TIME, I DID 844 00:22:31,071 --> 00:22:32,706 NOT KNOW YOU HAD THIS TALENT. 845 00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:33,807 WE'RE GOING TO PUT THIS GIFT TO 846 00:22:33,807 --> 00:22:36,343 THE TEST WHEN WE COME BACK. 847 00:22:36,343 --> 00:22:36,810 RAY ROMANO IS WITH US. 848 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:40,180 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 849 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,248 >> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY 850 00:22:41,248 --> 00:22:43,450 KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU 851 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,518 BY BODY ARMOR SPORTS DRINK. 852 00:22:45,518 --> 00:22:46,786 THE HARD‐WORKING HYDRATION 853 00:22:46,786 --> 00:22:48,121 NEEDED TO GO FOR GOLD. 854 00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:54,060 >> Jimmy: ROMANY MALCO IS ON THE 855 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:54,527 WAY. 856 00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:55,595 RAY ROMANO IS WITH US. 857 00:22:55,595 --> 00:22:56,730 I MENTIONED BEFORE THE BREAK, 858 00:22:56,730 --> 00:22:57,597 RAY HAS A GIFT. 859 00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:58,832 THAT GIFT IS WHAT, RAY? 860 00:22:58,832 --> 00:23:00,500 >> I CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT 861 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,569 A PERSON IF THEIR NAME IS "RAY." 862 00:23:02,569 --> 00:23:04,838 I KNOW A "RAY" WHEN I SEE ONE. 863 00:23:04,838 --> 00:23:05,171 [ LAUGHTER ] 864 00:23:05,171 --> 00:23:06,339 >> Jimmy: JUST BY LOOKING, JUST 865 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:08,008 BY CASTING EYES ON THAT PERSON, 866 00:23:08,008 --> 00:23:10,110 MAYBE ASKING A QUESTION OR TWO, 867 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:12,045 YOU KNOW IF IT IS A FELLOW RAY 868 00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:12,646 OR NOT. 869 00:23:12,646 --> 00:23:13,013 >> YES. 870 00:23:13,013 --> 00:23:13,813 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THREE 871 00:23:13,813 --> 00:23:14,314 PEDESTRIANS LINED UP ON 872 00:23:14,314 --> 00:23:19,853 HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. 873 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:21,121 ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS NAMED 874 00:23:21,121 --> 00:23:21,655 RAY. 875 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:23,690 RAY, YOUR JOB IS TO FIND THE RAY 876 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:25,225 IN A GAME WE CALL "RAY‐DAR." 877 00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:28,929 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 878 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:29,296 >> OKAY. 879 00:23:29,296 --> 00:23:31,564 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GROUP. 880 00:23:31,564 --> 00:23:35,001 >> OKAY, THE SIMPLE FIRST GO‐TO 881 00:23:35,001 --> 00:23:36,536 QUESTION, I NEED TO KNOW THEIR 882 00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:37,037 LAST NAME. 883 00:23:37,037 --> 00:23:39,072 I GOT TO SEE HOW IT FLOWS. 884 00:23:39,072 --> 00:23:40,607 IF IT FLOWS ‐‐ GO AHEAD. 885 00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:43,710 >> Jimmy: CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, 886 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:44,010 LAST NAME. 887 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:47,213 >> MY LAST NAME IS MIRZABEGIAN. 888 00:23:47,213 --> 00:23:47,681 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 889 00:23:47,681 --> 00:23:48,682 NUMBER TWO? 890 00:23:48,682 --> 00:23:50,951 >> BUSHERO. 891 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:53,420 >> I THINK HE CAN GO HOME. 892 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,121 NO, NO, SECOND ONE ACTION SORRY. 893 00:23:55,121 --> 00:23:57,190 I DIDN'T HEAR THE SECOND ONE. 894 00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:59,793 >> BUSHERO. 895 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,661 >> STICK AROUND. 896 00:24:01,661 --> 00:24:02,362 >> Jimmy: AND? 897 00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:04,397 >> HIDEAMMAN. 898 00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:06,499 >> I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN ATTEMPT 899 00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:08,368 TO REBOAT THOSE LAST NAMES TO 900 00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:08,835 YOU, RAY. 901 00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:10,804 >> I'M NOT GOING TO ELIMINATE 902 00:24:10,804 --> 00:24:11,371 NUMBER ONE YET. 903 00:24:11,371 --> 00:24:11,571 OKAY. 904 00:24:11,571 --> 00:24:16,710 LET'S GO THIS WAY. 905 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:18,511 HAS ANYONE EVER GIVEN YOU A 906 00:24:18,511 --> 00:24:19,679 NICKNAME THAT STARTED WITH 907 00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:20,480 "SUGAR"? 908 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,985 >> Jimmy: OH. 909 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:25,952 >> NO. 910 00:24:25,952 --> 00:24:26,786 >> NO. 911 00:24:26,786 --> 00:24:27,120 >> NO. 912 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:27,587 >> Jimmy: THREE NOES. 913 00:24:27,587 --> 00:24:31,458 >> OKAY. 914 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,026 THIS IS THE TELLTALE OF ALL 915 00:24:33,026 --> 00:24:33,293 TELLTALES. 916 00:24:33,293 --> 00:24:34,794 I NEED TO SEE THEM DANCE. 917 00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:36,262 IF THEY CAN ALL DO THEIR BEST 918 00:24:36,262 --> 00:24:36,863 DANCE MOVE. 919 00:24:36,863 --> 00:24:37,330 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 920 00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:38,331 >> YES. 921 00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:39,399 THEIR BEST DANCE MOVE. 922 00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:39,866 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 923 00:24:39,866 --> 00:24:42,035 RAYS, COMMENCE DANCING. 924 00:24:42,035 --> 00:24:42,802 >> JUST ONE DANCE MOVE IS ALL I 925 00:24:42,802 --> 00:24:47,474 NEED. 926 00:24:47,474 --> 00:24:48,108 YEAH, WOW. 927 00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:48,274 WOW. 928 00:24:48,274 --> 00:24:48,742 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL 929 00:24:48,742 --> 00:24:51,378 SURPRISINGLY GOOD. 930 00:24:51,378 --> 00:24:55,181 ♪ 931 00:24:55,181 --> 00:24:56,649 >> I HATE TO TELL YOU. 932 00:24:56,649 --> 00:24:57,951 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE 933 00:24:57,951 --> 00:24:58,952 HE TAUGHT AT THE ARTHUR MURRAY 934 00:24:58,952 --> 00:25:01,688 SCHOOL FOR A WHILE. 935 00:25:01,688 --> 00:25:02,989 >> I HATE TO TELL YOU, THEY 936 00:25:02,989 --> 00:25:03,390 COULD ALL BE RAYS. 937 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:08,495 [ LAUGHTER ] 938 00:25:08,495 --> 00:25:10,063 I'M GOING TO GO WITH TWO. 939 00:25:10,063 --> 00:25:10,964 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO GO 940 00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:11,731 WITH NUMBER TWO. 941 00:25:11,731 --> 00:25:12,365 NUMBER TWO, WHAT IS YOUR FIRST 942 00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:14,134 NAME? 943 00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:16,636 >> MY FIRST NAME IS RICHARD. 944 00:25:16,636 --> 00:25:17,804 >> Jimmy: RICHARD. 945 00:25:17,804 --> 00:25:17,971 NO. 946 00:25:17,971 --> 00:25:19,239 >> THAT'S MY BROTHER, THAT'S MY 947 00:25:19,239 --> 00:25:19,606 BROTHER'S NAME. 948 00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:21,341 >> Jimmy: VERY CLOSE. 949 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:26,312 YOUR SECOND‐GUESS? 950 00:25:26,312 --> 00:25:27,747 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GO 951 00:25:27,747 --> 00:25:29,049 AGAINST WHAT I THOUGHT AND GO 952 00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:29,682 WITH ONE. 953 00:25:29,682 --> 00:25:30,383 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING WITH 954 00:25:30,383 --> 00:25:30,817 NUMBER ONE. 955 00:25:30,817 --> 00:25:31,284 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 956 00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:32,452 >> MY NAME IS RAY! 957 00:25:32,452 --> 00:25:34,020 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 958 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:38,658 >> Jimmy: HIS NAME IS RAY. 959 00:25:38,658 --> 00:25:40,627 ALL RIGHT, RAYS. 960 00:25:40,627 --> 00:25:42,962 WE'VE GOT RAY, RICHARD, WHAT'S 961 00:25:42,962 --> 00:25:44,097 THE THIRD GUY'S NAME? 962 00:25:44,097 --> 00:25:44,898 >> MICHAEL. 963 00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:46,499 >> Jimmy: RAY, RICHARD, MICHAEL. 964 00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:48,334 WE'VE GOT RAY GUNS FOR ALL OF 965 00:25:48,334 --> 00:25:49,903 YOU AS A PRIZE FOR BEING PART OF 966 00:25:49,903 --> 00:25:51,004 THIS, THERE YOU GO. 967 00:25:51,004 --> 00:25:55,875 OH, LOOK AT THAT HANDSOME KID 968 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:56,509 DISTRIBUTING THE GUNS. 969 00:25:56,509 --> 00:25:57,510 HE'LL BE SAFE FROM ANY KIND OF 970 00:25:57,510 --> 00:25:57,710 HARM. 971 00:25:57,710 --> 00:25:59,779 THERE YOU GO. 972 00:25:59,779 --> 00:26:00,380 YOU WANT TO GUESS THAT KID'S 973 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:01,948 NAME? 974 00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:05,452 >> ROMANO? 975 00:26:05,452 --> 00:26:06,586 >> IS IT BRIAN? 976 00:26:06,586 --> 00:26:06,886 [ LAUGHTER ] 977 00:26:06,886 --> 00:26:08,421 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT WAS YOUR SON 978 00:26:08,421 --> 00:26:08,655 MATT. 979 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:08,855 >> OH! 980 00:26:08,855 --> 00:26:11,925 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 981 00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:12,692 LET'S GET SOME NEW CONTESTANTS 982 00:26:12,692 --> 00:26:16,129 IN THERE. 983 00:26:16,129 --> 00:26:17,897 GIVE RAY ONE MORE CHANCE. 984 00:26:17,897 --> 00:26:19,999 LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 985 00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:21,768 WE'VE GOT A NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE. 986 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:22,902 AGAIN, WE JUST PULLED THESE 987 00:26:22,902 --> 00:26:24,204 PEOPLE ‐‐ IT'S HARD TO FIND 988 00:26:24,204 --> 00:26:25,905 SOMEBODY NAMED RAY OFF THE 989 00:26:25,905 --> 00:26:26,139 STREET. 990 00:26:26,139 --> 00:26:29,109 WHAT YOU DO IS YELL "RAY?" 991 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,543 SOMEBODY TURNS AROUND AND YOU 992 00:26:30,543 --> 00:26:32,078 SAY, THERE'S THE GUY. 993 00:26:32,078 --> 00:26:33,313 ALL RIGHT. 994 00:26:33,313 --> 00:26:34,047 AGAIN, RAY. 995 00:26:34,047 --> 00:26:36,616 >> HOW ABOUT THIS ONE AT A TIME, 996 00:26:36,616 --> 00:26:38,318 COULD YOU EACH SAY "HELLO, MY 997 00:26:38,318 --> 00:26:39,219 NAME IS RAY"? 998 00:26:39,219 --> 00:26:40,787 I WANT TO SEE HOW CONVINCING 999 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:41,087 THAT SOUNDS. 1000 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:42,322 >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE, YOU GO 1001 00:26:42,322 --> 00:26:42,555 FIRST. 1002 00:26:42,555 --> 00:26:44,724 >> HELLO, MY NAME IS RAY. 1003 00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:45,325 >> Jimmy: NUMBER TWO? 1004 00:26:45,325 --> 00:26:47,760 >> HELLO, MY NAME IS RAY. 1005 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,464 >> HELLO, MY NAME IS RAY. 1006 00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:52,632 >> Jimmy: I WASN'T CONVINCED BY 1007 00:26:52,632 --> 00:26:53,500 ANY OF THEM. 1008 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:53,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 1009 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:55,168 >> I'M GOING TO NEED ANOTHER 1010 00:26:55,168 --> 00:26:55,535 QUESTION. 1011 00:26:55,535 --> 00:26:57,437 I'M GOING TO SEE ‐‐ OKAY. 1012 00:26:57,437 --> 00:27:01,541 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1013 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:03,276 THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD GET ME. 1014 00:27:03,276 --> 00:27:05,645 A RAY WOULDN'T KNOW THIS. 1015 00:27:05,645 --> 00:27:06,479 DO YOU KNOW WHERE WOMEN PEE 1016 00:27:06,479 --> 00:27:06,679 FROM? 1017 00:27:06,679 --> 00:27:09,382 [ LAUGHTER ] 1018 00:27:09,382 --> 00:27:13,353 >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE? 1019 00:27:13,353 --> 00:27:16,523 >> OH ‐‐ YES. 1020 00:27:16,523 --> 00:27:16,890 FROM THE BOTTOM. 1021 00:27:16,890 --> 00:27:19,859 [ LAUGHTER ] 1022 00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:20,860 >> YEAH, YOU COULD BE A RAY. 1023 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:21,261 YOU STICK AROUND. 1024 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:23,062 [ LAUGHTER ] 1025 00:27:23,062 --> 00:27:25,698 >> Jimmy: NUMBER TWO? 1026 00:27:25,698 --> 00:27:27,534 >> I'VE SEEN IT MANY TIMES BUT I 1027 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:28,201 DON'T THINK I CAN SAY IT ON TV. 1028 00:27:28,201 --> 00:27:30,537 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY TIMES? 1029 00:27:30,537 --> 00:27:33,873 [ LAUGHTER ] 1030 00:27:33,873 --> 00:27:36,543 >> YOU'VE SEEN IT MANY TIMES? 1031 00:27:36,543 --> 00:27:37,844 >> OH, YEAH. 1032 00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:38,611 >> Jimmy: AND NUMBER THREE? 1033 00:27:38,611 --> 00:27:41,514 >> THE URETHRA. 1034 00:27:41,514 --> 00:27:42,081 >> YEAH, HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT. 1035 00:27:42,081 --> 00:27:46,052 [ LAUGHTER ] 1036 00:27:46,052 --> 00:27:47,453 I'M GOING TO GO WITH ONE AGAIN. 1037 00:27:47,453 --> 00:27:50,290 I HAVE TO GO WITH ONE. 1038 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:51,257 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING NUMBER 1039 00:27:51,257 --> 00:27:51,424 ONE? 1040 00:27:51,424 --> 00:27:52,125 >> OH, YEAH. 1041 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:52,725 >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE, WHAT IS 1042 00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:55,094 YOUR NAME? 1043 00:27:55,094 --> 00:27:55,361 >> RONNIE. 1044 00:27:55,361 --> 00:27:58,431 >> Jimmy: RONNIE! 1045 00:27:58,431 --> 00:28:01,301 YOU HAVE A BROTHER NAMED RONNIE? 1046 00:28:01,301 --> 00:28:02,135 NO? 1047 00:28:02,135 --> 00:28:02,468 >> RUSTY. 1048 00:28:02,468 --> 00:28:03,670 >> Jimmy: NUMBER TWO, WHAT IS 1049 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:04,938 YOUR NAME? 1050 00:28:04,938 --> 00:28:06,239 >> DANNY. 1051 00:28:06,239 --> 00:28:07,373 >> WOW. 1052 00:28:07,373 --> 00:28:09,509 >> Jimmy: THAT LEAVES MR. 1053 00:28:09,509 --> 00:28:09,776 URETHRA. 1054 00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:11,544 >> THAT'S THE SMARTEST RAY IN 1055 00:28:11,544 --> 00:28:13,046 CALIFORNIA RIGHT THERE. 1056 00:28:13,046 --> 00:28:15,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1057 00:28:15,181 --> 00:28:16,716 GOOD FOR YOU, SIR. 1058 00:28:16,716 --> 00:28:17,383 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A RAY? 1059 00:28:17,383 --> 00:28:18,952 >> YES, I AM A RAY, YES. 1060 00:28:18,952 --> 00:28:20,553 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1061 00:28:20,553 --> 00:28:21,087 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1062 00:28:21,087 --> 00:28:22,655 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT THIS, 1063 00:28:22,655 --> 00:28:23,590 RAY, TURNS OUT. 1064 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:23,890 [ LAUGHTER ] 1065 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:24,891 >> NO, I COULDN'T EVEN TELL MY 1066 00:28:24,891 --> 00:28:27,660 SON'S NAME. 1067 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:28,928 >> Jimmy: RAY ROMANO. 1068 00:28:28,928 --> 00:28:30,763 HIS SHOW IS CALLED "MADE FOR 1069 00:28:30,763 --> 00:28:30,964 LOVE." 1070 00:28:30,964 --> 00:28:33,800 IT'S ON HBO MAX RIGHT NOW. 1071 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,335 THANK YOU, RAY. 1072 00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:35,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1073 00:28:35,835 --> 00:28:37,136 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROMANY 1074 00:28:37,136 --> 00:28:38,805 MALCO! 1075 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:45,044 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1076 00:28:45,044 --> 00:28:47,914 ♪ 1077 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:48,915 >> Jimmy: MUSIC FROM NESSA 1078 00:28:48,915 --> 00:28:51,117 BARRETT IS ON THE WAY. 1079 00:28:51,117 --> 00:28:53,786 20 YEARS AGO, WHEN I FIRST 1080 00:28:53,786 --> 00:28:54,420 SPOTTED OUR NEXT GUEST PLAYING 1081 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,054 THE TITLE ROLE IN “TOO LEGIT: 1082 00:28:55,054 --> 00:29:00,760 THE MC HAMMER STORY,” I REMEMBER 1083 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,262 THINKING, “THIS GUY IS LEGIT. 1084 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:02,762 MAYBE EVEN TOO LEGIT.” 1085 00:29:02,762 --> 00:29:03,062 [ LAUGHTER ] 1086 00:29:03,062 --> 00:29:03,763 HIS SHOW, “A MILLION LITTLE 1087 00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:04,497 THINGS”, MOVES BACK TO 1088 00:29:04,497 --> 00:29:05,098 WEDNESDAYS STARTING TOMORROW 1089 00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:05,765 HERE ON ABC. 1090 00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:06,266 PLEASE SAY HELLO TO 1091 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:09,302 ROMANY MALCO. 1092 00:29:09,302 --> 00:29:10,937 HEY, ROMANY, HOW ARE YOU? 1093 00:29:10,937 --> 00:29:11,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1094 00:29:11,437 --> 00:29:12,672 >> WHAT'S UP, HOW YOU DOING? 1095 00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:13,706 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1096 00:29:13,706 --> 00:29:15,575 >> YOU TOO, MY MAN, HOW YOU 1097 00:29:15,575 --> 00:29:15,775 DOING? 1098 00:29:15,775 --> 00:29:17,110 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 1099 00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:17,744 I KNOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE BABY IN 1100 00:29:17,744 --> 00:29:18,344 THE HOUSE, YES? 1101 00:29:18,344 --> 00:29:21,614 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1102 00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:23,316 >> WHOO, HEARTS ARE FULL, MAN. 1103 00:29:23,316 --> 00:29:24,417 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1104 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:26,185 EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE, 1105 00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:27,987 I'M LATE TO SOMETHING, I'M LIKE, 1106 00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:29,789 I GOT PULLED OVER BY A BABY. 1107 00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:30,123 [ LAUGHTER ] 1108 00:29:30,123 --> 00:29:32,091 >> Jimmy: HOW LONG AGO WAS HE 1109 00:29:32,091 --> 00:29:33,393 BORN? 1110 00:29:33,393 --> 00:29:34,861 >> HE WAS BORN GOING ON 2 1/2 1111 00:29:34,861 --> 00:29:35,495 MONTHS AGO. 1112 00:29:35,495 --> 00:29:36,195 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 1113 00:29:36,195 --> 00:29:37,297 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PANDEMIC. 1114 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:37,930 DID THEY LET YOU IN THE DELIVERY 1115 00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:40,833 ROOM? 1116 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,068 >> THEY DID, THEY DID. 1117 00:29:42,068 --> 00:29:43,803 A LOT OF PREPARATION. 1118 00:29:43,803 --> 00:29:44,604 BUT THEY EVENTUALLY CLEARED ME 1119 00:29:44,604 --> 00:29:46,472 TO BE IN THERE. 1120 00:29:46,472 --> 00:29:47,273 AND BOY. 1121 00:29:47,273 --> 00:29:48,241 IT WAS AN EXPERIENCE. 1122 00:29:48,241 --> 00:29:49,142 [ LAUGHTER ] 1123 00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:49,709 >> Jimmy: WAS IT? 1124 00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:51,577 DID IT GIVE YOU A NEW 1125 00:29:51,577 --> 00:29:54,280 APPRECIATION FOR HUMANKIND? 1126 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,915 AND WOMEN? 1127 00:29:55,915 --> 00:29:58,384 >> FAM, FAM. 1128 00:29:58,384 --> 00:30:00,720 I SAW THAT, I SAW THAT BABY COME 1129 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,521 OUT OF THERE ‐‐ 1130 00:30:01,521 --> 00:30:02,322 [ LAUGHTER ] 1131 00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:02,955 I WITNESSED THE NINE MONTHS OF 1132 00:30:02,955 --> 00:30:06,092 PREGNANCY. 1133 00:30:06,092 --> 00:30:07,393 THE BABY ‐‐ I CALLED MY MOM. 1134 00:30:07,393 --> 00:30:09,629 I WAS LIKE, MOM? 1135 00:30:09,629 --> 00:30:09,996 I ‐‐ THANK YOU. 1136 00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:14,300 [ LAUGHTER ] 1137 00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,101 NO. 1138 00:30:15,101 --> 00:30:17,537 LIKE ‐‐ AND I REALLY TALK ABOUT, 1139 00:30:17,537 --> 00:30:20,440 YOU KNOW MOM, SERIOUSLY, 1140 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,107 WITNESSING THE BIRTH, NOW BEING 1141 00:30:21,107 --> 00:30:22,141 THE PARENT, NOT BEING THE SON 1142 00:30:22,141 --> 00:30:24,210 BUT ACTUALLY HAVING THE CHILD, 1143 00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,178 YOU KNOW, LOOKING INTO THE 1144 00:30:25,178 --> 00:30:26,813 CHILD'S EYES, SEEING HOW THE 1145 00:30:26,813 --> 00:30:28,715 CHILD IS DEPENDANT ON US TO MAKE 1146 00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:29,949 SURE THAT IT'S SAFE. 1147 00:30:29,949 --> 00:30:32,618 I JUST LIKE, MOM, I ‐‐ I LOOK AT 1148 00:30:32,618 --> 00:30:34,620 THAT NOW AND REALIZE, I JUST ‐‐ 1149 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,856 I NEVER REALLY KNEW HOW MUCH YOU 1150 00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:37,457 GOT FROM ME, YOU ARE WELCOME. 1151 00:30:37,457 --> 00:30:39,826 [ LAUGHTER ] 1152 00:30:39,826 --> 00:30:40,126 [ APPLAUSE ] 1153 00:30:40,126 --> 00:30:42,395 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1154 00:30:42,395 --> 00:30:42,962 >> YEAH. 1155 00:30:42,962 --> 00:30:43,596 >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY KIND OF 1156 00:30:43,596 --> 00:30:45,932 YOU TO DO THAT. 1157 00:30:45,932 --> 00:30:48,968 I THINK WE HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF 1158 00:30:48,968 --> 00:30:50,903 ROMANY AND CHILD. 1159 00:30:50,903 --> 00:30:51,371 [ APPLAUSE ] 1160 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:52,405 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 1161 00:30:52,405 --> 00:30:53,906 THAT'S A CUTE KID. 1162 00:30:53,906 --> 00:30:55,208 THE DAD'S CUTE TOO. 1163 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:55,842 ARE YOU GOOD? 1164 00:30:55,842 --> 00:30:56,209 ARE YOU HELPING? 1165 00:30:56,209 --> 00:30:59,178 ARE YOU SKILLED? 1166 00:30:59,178 --> 00:31:03,683 >> I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I GO UP FRONT. 1167 00:31:03,683 --> 00:31:04,917 LIKE ‐‐ I'M DIFFERENT. 1168 00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:07,520 I INSIST ON CHANGING MY BABY'S 1169 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:07,887 DIAPER. 1170 00:31:07,887 --> 00:31:09,055 BECAUSE I WANT TO BE IN THERE. 1171 00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:10,056 I WANT TO SEE IT ALL. 1172 00:31:10,056 --> 00:31:11,524 I WANT TO MAKE SURE ‐‐ LET ME 1173 00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:12,225 TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1174 00:31:12,225 --> 00:31:14,861 I USED TO BE A BIG‐TIME HEALTH 1175 00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:15,027 NUT. 1176 00:31:15,027 --> 00:31:17,230 AND I BELIEVE POOP TELLS YOU 1177 00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,464 EVERYTHING YOU NEED T KNOW. 1178 00:31:18,464 --> 00:31:20,266 I KIND EV LIKE ‐‐ YEAH I'M 1179 00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:21,367 BASICALLY PALM READING MY BABY'S 1180 00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:21,768 POOP PARTNERSHIP. 1181 00:31:21,768 --> 00:31:24,303 [ LAUGHTER ] 1182 00:31:24,303 --> 00:31:27,507 IT KIND OF LETS ME KNOW IF HE'S 1183 00:31:27,507 --> 00:31:28,975 DIGESTING HIS FOOD RIGHT, IF 1184 00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,610 HE'S INGESTING EVERYTHING. 1185 00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:32,111 WHAT I'M SEEING, YOU KNOW, NOT 1186 00:31:32,111 --> 00:31:34,514 THAT I'M A FORTUNE TELLER OR 1187 00:31:34,514 --> 00:31:35,882 ANYTHING, BUT I'M GETTING THE 1188 00:31:35,882 --> 00:31:36,416 SENSE HE'S GOING TO BE A 1189 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:36,983 PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYER. 1190 00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:40,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 1191 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,054 HE'S GOING TO MINOR IN ECONOMICS 1192 00:31:42,054 --> 00:31:42,989 AND MAJOR IN ART. 1193 00:31:42,989 --> 00:31:44,624 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN 1194 00:31:44,624 --> 00:31:45,858 CANADA TOO LONG IS I THINK 1195 00:31:45,858 --> 00:31:46,659 WHAT'S GOING ON. 1196 00:31:46,659 --> 00:31:48,327 >> YOU MIGHT HAVE A POINT. 1197 00:31:48,327 --> 00:31:51,397 >> Jimmy: YOU NAMED YOUR SON 1198 00:31:51,397 --> 00:31:51,798 BRAVE. 1199 00:31:51,798 --> 00:31:52,799 BRAVE IS HIS NAME? 1200 00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:53,900 >> YEP. 1201 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,669 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A BOLD, MAYBE 1202 00:31:56,669 --> 00:31:58,037 EVEN BRAVE, THING TO DO. 1203 00:31:58,037 --> 00:32:00,306 MEAN, I WOULD THINK THAT WHEN 1204 00:32:00,306 --> 00:32:01,908 YOUR NAME IS BRAVE, YOU'RE GOING 1205 00:32:01,908 --> 00:32:03,109 TO HAVE TO BEHAVE IN A CERTAIN 1206 00:32:03,109 --> 00:32:03,743 WAY FOR THE WHOLE REST OF YOUR 1207 00:32:03,743 --> 00:32:04,811 LIFE. 1208 00:32:04,811 --> 00:32:08,748 >> YOU KNOW ‐‐ THE WAY THAT WE 1209 00:32:08,748 --> 00:32:10,550 CAME UP WITH THE NAME, WE WERE 1210 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:11,851 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE 1211 00:32:11,851 --> 00:32:13,186 CONVERSATION THAT WE WANTED TO 1212 00:32:13,186 --> 00:32:15,621 HAVE WITH OUR ‐‐ WITH OUR CHILD 1213 00:32:15,621 --> 00:32:16,689 OVER AND OVER. 1214 00:32:16,689 --> 00:32:18,624 HAVE IT TAKE ON NEW MEANING. 1215 00:32:18,624 --> 00:32:20,960 HONESTLY, WE KIND OF FELT LIKE 1216 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,929 OFTEN PEOPLE THINK OF BRAVE AS, 1217 00:32:22,929 --> 00:32:24,864 YOU KNOW, THE DUDE HANGING OFF 1218 00:32:24,864 --> 00:32:25,865 THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING IN "DIE 1219 00:32:25,865 --> 00:32:26,199 HARD," RIGHT? 1220 00:32:26,199 --> 00:32:28,100 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1221 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:30,603 >> THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT 1222 00:32:30,603 --> 00:32:33,673 BEING VULNERABLE, BEING HONEST, 1223 00:32:33,673 --> 00:32:35,241 TAKING OWNERSIP OF YOUR 1224 00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:37,310 MISTAKES, THAT ALSO INVOLVES 1225 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:37,543 BRAVERY. 1226 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:39,111 AND HOPEFULLY AS OUR CHILD 1227 00:32:39,111 --> 00:32:40,279 EVOLVES, WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE 1228 00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:42,915 THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM. 1229 00:32:42,915 --> 00:32:44,817 AND THAT WAS HONESTLY THE REASON 1230 00:32:44,817 --> 00:32:45,918 THAT WE CHOSE THE NAME. 1231 00:32:45,918 --> 00:32:46,452 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1232 00:32:46,452 --> 00:32:48,521 BUT HOW'S HE GOING TO EXPLAIN 1233 00:32:48,521 --> 00:32:49,956 THAT TO THE KIDS ON THE LITTLE 1234 00:32:49,956 --> 00:32:50,790 LEAGUE TEAM? 1235 00:32:50,790 --> 00:32:51,157 [ LAUGHTER ] 1236 00:32:51,157 --> 00:32:51,858 >> I'LL BE LIKE, BOY, YOU BETTER 1237 00:32:51,858 --> 00:32:52,191 JUMP. 1238 00:32:52,191 --> 00:32:55,161 [ LAUGHTER ] 1239 00:32:55,161 --> 00:32:56,762 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET YOUR WIFE 1240 00:32:56,762 --> 00:32:57,263 A GIFT? 1241 00:32:57,263 --> 00:32:58,231 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO NOW ‐‐ WHAT 1242 00:32:58,231 --> 00:33:00,433 DO THEY CALL IT? 1243 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:01,801 YOU KNOW THAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED 1244 00:33:01,801 --> 00:33:02,602 TO ‐‐ A PUSH GIFT, A PUSH 1245 00:33:02,602 --> 00:33:04,437 PRESENT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1246 00:33:04,437 --> 00:33:05,872 DID YOU DO THAT? 1247 00:33:05,872 --> 00:33:07,206 >> A PUSH DIFFERENT. 1248 00:33:07,206 --> 00:33:09,642 I DID NOT KNOW THAT THERE WAS 1249 00:33:09,642 --> 00:33:11,577 SUCH A THING AS A UR GIFT, THAT 1250 00:33:11,577 --> 00:33:12,879 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE A WOMAN 1251 00:33:12,879 --> 00:33:14,814 A GIFT FOR PUSHING THE BABY OUT. 1252 00:33:14,814 --> 00:33:15,214 >> Jimmy: YES. 1253 00:33:15,214 --> 00:33:16,549 >> AND I WAS LIKE, WELL ‐‐ HOW 1254 00:33:16,549 --> 00:33:18,184 AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT ALL 1255 00:33:18,184 --> 00:33:18,951 THIS STUFF? 1256 00:33:18,951 --> 00:33:20,686 AND LITERALLY I HAD NO CLUE. 1257 00:33:20,686 --> 00:33:21,854 I WAS NOT AWARE. 1258 00:33:21,854 --> 00:33:22,355 SHE MADE ME AWARE OF IT. 1259 00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:24,590 [ LAUGHTER ] 1260 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:26,425 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD. 1261 00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:27,894 >> THE MINUTE ‐‐ THE MINUTE THE 1262 00:33:27,894 --> 00:33:29,161 BABY CAME OUT. 1263 00:33:29,161 --> 00:33:30,296 AND I'M LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE, I 1264 00:33:30,296 --> 00:33:30,730 PUSHED THE BABY IN. 1265 00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:33,533 [ LAUGHTER ] 1266 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:33,833 [ APPLAUSE ] 1267 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,935 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1268 00:33:35,935 --> 00:33:39,405 YEAH, NO, THAT WAS THE GIFT. 1269 00:33:39,405 --> 00:33:40,873 >> YEAH, THERE'S NO GIFT FOR 1270 00:33:40,873 --> 00:33:41,073 THAT. 1271 00:33:41,073 --> 00:33:42,808 I ACTUALLY CONSULTED WITH HER 1272 00:33:42,808 --> 00:33:44,010 FRIENDS, INDIVIDUALLY AND 1273 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:44,710 COLLECTIVELY, AND THERE REALLY 1274 00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:46,178 IS NO GIFT FOR PUSHING THE BABY 1275 00:33:46,178 --> 00:33:46,345 IN. 1276 00:33:46,345 --> 00:33:46,646 [ LAUGHTER ] 1277 00:33:46,646 --> 00:33:49,282 >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO GIFT. 1278 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:50,716 NO GIFT AT ALL. 1279 00:33:50,716 --> 00:33:51,183 WHAT DID YOU GET? 1280 00:33:51,183 --> 00:33:52,785 DID YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING 1281 00:33:52,785 --> 00:33:52,985 GOOD? 1282 00:33:52,985 --> 00:33:55,555 >> WELL, WHAT DID I GET MY LADY? 1283 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:55,988 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YES. 1284 00:33:55,988 --> 00:33:59,458 >> WELL ‐‐ TO BE HONEST WITH 1285 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:00,893 YOU, SHE'S GOTTEN SO MANY 1286 00:34:00,893 --> 00:34:02,395 THINGS, I FORGOT WHICH ONE WAS 1287 00:34:02,395 --> 00:34:03,162 THE PUSH GIFT. 1288 00:34:03,162 --> 00:34:04,397 SPEAKING OF WHAT DID YOU GET, 1289 00:34:04,397 --> 00:34:05,965 LIKE LISTEN. 1290 00:34:05,965 --> 00:34:08,100 FORGET ABOUT THE GIFTS THAT I 1291 00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:08,367 PURCHASED. 1292 00:34:08,367 --> 00:34:10,102 WE NOW HAVE ‐‐ OH, I KNOW WHAT I 1293 00:34:10,102 --> 00:34:10,670 GOT HER. 1294 00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:13,105 I DON'T WANT TO SAY THE NAME 1295 00:34:13,105 --> 00:34:13,339 BRAND. 1296 00:34:13,339 --> 00:34:14,307 I GOT HER AN SUV. 1297 00:34:14,307 --> 00:34:14,874 THAT'S WHAT I GOT HER. 1298 00:34:14,874 --> 00:34:17,143 >> Jimmy: AN SUV. 1299 00:34:17,143 --> 00:34:19,278 I DON'T KNOW ‐‐ THE CONNECTION 1300 00:34:19,278 --> 00:34:21,881 SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID "STD." 1301 00:34:21,881 --> 00:34:22,281 [ LAUGHTER ] 1302 00:34:22,281 --> 00:34:23,149 SUV IS WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. 1303 00:34:23,149 --> 00:34:25,351 I WAS LIKE, WHAT? 1304 00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:25,551 WOW. 1305 00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,587 >> I GOT HER A TOYOTA 1306 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:27,887 HIGHLANDER. 1307 00:34:27,887 --> 00:34:29,221 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 1308 00:34:29,221 --> 00:34:31,157 >> A HIGHLANDER, I GOT IT. 1309 00:34:31,157 --> 00:34:31,424 WHATEVER. 1310 00:34:31,424 --> 00:34:31,891 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 1311 00:34:31,891 --> 00:34:34,360 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD GIFT. 1312 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,163 SO NOW YOU GUYS ARE ‐‐ I WANTED 1313 00:34:37,163 --> 00:34:39,699 TO ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 1314 00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:43,102 I KNOW YOUR NAME, SOMETIMES 1315 00:34:43,102 --> 00:34:46,973 PEOPLE SAY "ROAM‐A‐NY" INSTEAD 1316 00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:55,781 OF ROM H‐MA‐NY." 1317 00:34:55,781 --> 00:34:58,451 >> I THINK THAT HONESTLY, NO ONE 1318 00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:00,486 REALLY HAS EVER BROWNSED MY NAME 1319 00:35:00,486 --> 00:35:01,520 CORRECTLY ANYWAY. 1320 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,288 >> Jimmy: UH‐HUH? 1321 00:35:02,288 --> 00:35:04,190 >> IN FACT, PEOPLE TOLD ME ROME 1322 00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:06,525 LONG BEFORE THE SHOW CAME ALONG. 1323 00:35:06,525 --> 00:35:08,594 I GUESS ROMNEYNY WAS TOO COMPLEX 1324 00:35:08,594 --> 00:35:10,363 FOR THE NORTH AMERICAN TONGUE. 1325 00:35:10,363 --> 00:35:10,663 [ LAUGHTER ] 1326 00:35:10,663 --> 00:35:11,497 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 1327 00:35:11,497 --> 00:35:13,466 >> I GET CALLED ROME. 1328 00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:14,500 DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU ARE. 1329 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,469 IF I'M IN AMERICA OR NORTH 1330 00:35:16,469 --> 00:35:17,837 AMERICA, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE 1331 00:35:17,837 --> 00:35:19,405 COMFORTABLE SAYING ROME. 1332 00:35:19,405 --> 00:35:20,873 THEY CAN'T SAY ROMANY. 1333 00:35:20,873 --> 00:35:23,342 IF I'M IN SOMEPLACE LIKE, SAY 1334 00:35:23,342 --> 00:35:27,113 LIKE PUERTO RICO, PEOPLE CALL ME 1335 00:35:27,113 --> 00:35:28,147 ROMANY WITH NO PROBLEM 1336 00:35:28,147 --> 00:35:28,648 WHATSOEVER. 1337 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:32,685 TRINIDAD, I'M LIKE SOMEHOW 1338 00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:34,120 "YANKEE BOY." 1339 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 1340 00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,254 OR ‐‐ YEAH. 1341 00:35:35,254 --> 00:35:36,255 >> Jimmy: IN UTAH, YOU'RE THE 1342 00:35:36,255 --> 00:35:39,525 SENATOR. 1343 00:35:39,525 --> 00:35:40,593 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1344 00:35:40,593 --> 00:35:42,695 KEVIN HART USED TO CALL ME MITCH 1345 00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:45,197 ROMANY. 1346 00:35:45,197 --> 00:35:46,332 >> Jimmy: JUST WHAT YOU NEED. 1347 00:35:46,332 --> 00:35:48,401 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 1348 00:35:48,401 --> 00:35:49,669 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY. 1349 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:51,504 "A MILLION LITTLE THINGS" IS 1350 00:35:51,504 --> 00:35:55,207 WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON ABS. 1351 00:35:55,207 --> 00:35:55,608 ROMANY MALCO. 1352 00:35:55,608 --> 00:35:59,578 BE RIGHT BACK WITH NESSA 1353 00:35:59,578 --> 00:36:00,212 BARRETT, JXDN AND TRAVIS PARKER 1354 00:36:00,212 --> 00:36:01,947 TOO. 1355 00:36:06,252 --> 00:36:07,720 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 1356 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,354 MUSIC FROM NESSA BARRETT, JXDN 1357 00:36:08,354 --> 00:36:08,954 AND TRAVIS BARKER IS STILL TO 1358 00:36:08,954 --> 00:36:09,955 COME. 1359 00:36:09,955 --> 00:36:12,458 FOR MANY PEOPLE, THE PAST YEAR 1360 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:13,092 WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET BACK 1361 00:36:13,092 --> 00:36:14,193 IN TOUCH WITH PERSONAL FITNESS. 1362 00:36:14,193 --> 00:36:15,695 FOR GUILLERMO, IT WAS A CHANCE 1363 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:16,729 TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS COUCH. 1364 00:36:16,729 --> 00:36:17,697 BUT THANKS TO HIS NEW PERSONAL 1365 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,698 TRAINER, THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO 1366 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:24,170 CHANGE. 1367 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:24,837 >> Guillermo: IT'S TIME TO CALL 1368 00:36:24,837 --> 00:36:26,872 MY WORKOUT COACH. 1369 00:36:26,872 --> 00:36:28,841 >> YO, GUILLERMO. 1370 00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:30,276 >> Jimmy: HI, FIVE‐TIME WINNER 1371 00:36:30,276 --> 00:36:30,609 MOOKIE BETTS. 1372 00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:32,311 WHAT'S GOING ON, BRO? 1373 00:36:32,311 --> 00:36:33,312 >> Guillermo: I'M WORKING OUT 1374 00:36:33,312 --> 00:36:34,814 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M DOING IT 1375 00:36:34,814 --> 00:36:35,314 RIGHT. 1376 00:36:35,314 --> 00:36:36,048 CAN YOU HELP ME? 1377 00:36:36,048 --> 00:36:41,087 >> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 1378 00:36:41,087 --> 00:36:42,722 >> Guillermo: THANK YOU, MOOKIE 1379 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:42,922 BETTS! 1380 00:36:42,922 --> 00:36:44,056 IS THIS RIGHT? 1381 00:36:44,056 --> 00:36:44,957 >> NOT REALLY. 1382 00:36:44,957 --> 00:36:48,394 IT'S CALLED A PUSH "UP." 1383 00:36:48,394 --> 00:36:51,464 >> Guillermo: MOOKIE, IS THIS 1384 00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:51,731 RIGHT? 1385 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:57,036 >> MAYBE TRY LOSING THE LADDER. 1386 00:36:57,036 --> 00:36:59,205 >> Guillermo: MOOKIE, IS THAT 1387 00:36:59,205 --> 00:36:59,572 RIGHT? 1388 00:36:59,572 --> 00:37:01,474 >> BRO, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE 1389 00:37:01,474 --> 00:37:02,775 YOU'RE HYDRATED, SOMETHING 1390 00:37:02,775 --> 00:37:04,143 BETTER FOR YOU WITH NATURAL 1391 00:37:04,143 --> 00:37:05,478 FLAVORS AND SWEETENS. 1392 00:37:05,478 --> 00:37:07,947 >> Guillermo: IS THIS RIGHT, 1393 00:37:07,947 --> 00:37:08,280 MOOKIE? 1394 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,450 >> MOST DEFINITELY. 1395 00:37:11,450 --> 00:37:15,654 GUESS I SPOKE TOO SOON. 1396 00:37:15,654 --> 00:37:16,922 >> Dicky: HEAD TO 1397 00:37:16,922 --> 00:37:17,490 DRINKBODYARMOR.COM TO LEARN 1398 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:19,625 MORE. 1399 00:37:23,395 --> 00:37:24,130 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK 1400 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,565 RAY ROMANO, ROMANY MALCO AND 1401 00:37:26,565 --> 00:37:27,500 MOOKIE BETTS AND KEN BURNS. 1402 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,669 APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 1403 00:37:30,669 --> 00:37:31,237 WE RAN OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. 1404 00:37:31,237 --> 00:37:32,138 TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL HAVE 1405 00:37:32,138 --> 00:37:32,872 LUKE BRYAN AND KATEY SAGAL 1406 00:37:32,872 --> 00:37:33,672 JOINING US. 1407 00:37:33,672 --> 00:37:34,673 “NIGHTLINE” IS NEXT, BUT FIRST, 1408 00:37:34,673 --> 00:37:35,374 THE SONG IS CALLED “LA DI DIE”‐ 1409 00:37:35,374 --> 00:37:36,008 WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM JXDN AND 1410 00:37:36,008 --> 00:37:37,243 TRAVIS BARKER, NESSA BARRETT! 1411 00:37:37,243 --> 00:37:40,546 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 1412 00:37:41,013 --> 00:37:42,248 ♪ DOES IT RAIN IN CALIFORNIA 1413 00:37:42,248 --> 00:37:44,517 ONLY DREAM I'VE EVER KNOWN ♪ 1414 00:37:44,517 --> 00:37:45,885 ♪ WILL THEY LOVE YOU 1415 00:37:45,885 --> 00:37:47,153 WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS 1416 00:37:47,153 --> 00:37:49,121 WILL YOU NEVER BE ALONE ♪ 1417 00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:50,589 ♪ HOPE SOMEDAY 1418 00:37:50,589 --> 00:37:52,091 I'LL FIND NIRVANA ♪ 1419 00:37:52,091 --> 00:37:53,592 ♪ I'LL BE LOOKING 1420 00:37:53,592 --> 00:37:56,362 DOWN BELOW ♪ 1421 00:37:56,362 --> 00:37:58,430 ♪ I'LL BE DEAD AT 27 1422 00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:02,434 ONLY 9 MORE YEARS GO ♪ 1423 00:38:02,434 --> 00:38:03,669 ♪ I GOT A BULLY 1424 00:38:03,669 --> 00:38:04,904 IN MY HEAD ♪ 1425 00:38:04,904 --> 00:38:06,205 ♪ FAKE LOVE 1426 00:38:06,205 --> 00:38:07,940 FAKE FRIENDS ♪ 1427 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:09,175 ♪ I WAS BROKEN 1428 00:38:09,175 --> 00:38:10,676 WHEN YOU LEFT ♪ 1429 00:38:10,676 --> 00:38:12,178 ♪ NOW YOU HEAR ME 1430 00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:14,180 EVERYWHERE YOU GO ♪ 1431 00:38:14,180 --> 00:38:15,414 ♪ LA DA DI 1432 00:38:15,414 --> 00:38:17,683 OH LA DI DA 1433 00:38:17,683 --> 00:38:19,418 GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪ 1434 00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:20,920 ♪ BE THE GIRL 1435 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,122 YOU USED TO KNOW 1436 00:38:23,122 --> 00:38:25,124 PLAYIN ON THE RADIO ♪ 1437 00:38:25,124 --> 00:38:26,892 ♪ LA DA DI 1438 00:38:26,892 --> 00:38:29,395 OH LA DI DIE ♪ 1439 00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:30,629 ♪ LOVING ME 1440 00:38:30,629 --> 00:38:32,898 IS SUICIDE ♪ 1441 00:38:32,898 --> 00:38:36,902 ♪ I'M A DREAMER 1442 00:38:36,902 --> 00:38:40,406 I'M ON FIRE ♪ 1443 00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:41,407 ♪ LA DA DI 1444 00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:46,779 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪ 1445 00:38:46,779 --> 00:38:48,747 ♪ AHH OHH 1446 00:38:48,747 --> 00:38:49,515 ♪ SAID I'M GOING TO 1447 00:38:49,515 --> 00:38:52,751 BE A ROCKSTAR YA ♪ 1448 00:38:52,751 --> 00:38:53,752 ♪ TOLD HER I 1449 00:38:53,752 --> 00:38:55,254 DON'T WANNA WAR YA ♪ 1450 00:38:55,254 --> 00:38:55,988 ♪ I DON'T SEE ME 1451 00:38:55,988 --> 00:38:57,723 GOING FAR YA ♪ 1452 00:38:57,723 --> 00:38:58,490 ♪ THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS 1453 00:38:58,490 --> 00:39:00,492 WHEN I FALL APART ♪ 1454 00:39:00,492 --> 00:39:03,963 ♪ ALL OF ME WANTS 1455 00:39:03,963 --> 00:39:08,467 ALL OF YOU ♪ 1456 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:09,468 ♪ BUT I'M FAR AWAY 1457 00:39:09,468 --> 00:39:10,236 AND I CAN'T CHOOSE ♪ 1458 00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:10,970 ♪ I GOT LOT OF LESSONS 1459 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:12,238 THAT I NEED TO LEARN 1460 00:39:12,238 --> 00:39:15,507 GOT A LOT OF LESSONS ♪ 1461 00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:19,211 ♪ MY DEPRESSION 1462 00:39:19,211 --> 00:39:20,246 AND MISCONCEPTIONS ♪ 1463 00:39:20,246 --> 00:39:21,480 ♪ AND ALL THE MISTAKES 1464 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,483 THAT LEAD TO LESSONS ♪ 1465 00:39:24,483 --> 00:39:25,484 ♪ MY DEPRESSION 1466 00:39:25,484 --> 00:39:26,485 IT MAKES ME QUESTION ♪ 1467 00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:27,987 ♪ MY DEPRESSION 1468 00:39:27,987 --> 00:39:29,488 IT MAKES ME QUESTION ♪ 1469 00:39:29,488 --> 00:39:30,189 ♪ LA DA DI 1470 00:39:30,189 --> 00:39:31,190 OH LA DI DA 1471 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,691 GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪ 1472 00:39:32,691 --> 00:39:34,460 ♪ BE THE GIRL 1473 00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,427 YOU USED TO KNOW 1474 00:39:35,427 --> 00:39:40,432 PLAYIN ON THE RADIO ♪ 1475 00:39:40,432 --> 00:39:43,435 ♪ LA DA DI 1476 00:39:43,435 --> 00:39:46,739 OH LA DI DIE 1477 00:39:46,739 --> 00:39:47,740 LOVING ME IS SUICIDE ♪ 1478 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:48,741 ♪ I'M A DREAMER 1479 00:39:48,741 --> 00:39:49,708 I'M ON FIRE ♪ 1480 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:50,709 ♪ LA DA DI 1481 00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:56,048 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪ 1482 00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:57,249 ♪ 1483 00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:58,751 ♪ 1484 00:39:58,751 --> 00:39:59,518 ♪ DOES IT RAIN 1485 00:39:59,518 --> 00:40:01,253 IN CALIFORNIA ♪ 1486 00:40:01,253 --> 00:40:02,254 ♪ WHERE THE ANGELS 1487 00:40:02,254 --> 00:40:04,723 CRY FOR ME ♪ 1488 00:40:04,723 --> 00:40:06,725 ♪ WANT THE DRUGS 1489 00:40:06,725 --> 00:40:07,226 THAT TASTE LIKE CANDY ♪ 1490 00:40:07,226 --> 00:40:07,726 ♪ AND BLOOD DIAMONDS 1491 00:40:07,726 --> 00:40:12,464 IN MY TEETH ♪ 1492 00:40:12,464 --> 00:40:13,465 ♪ LA DA DI 1493 00:40:13,465 --> 00:40:15,734 OH LA DI DA 1494 00:40:15,734 --> 00:40:17,970 GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR ♪ 1495 00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:18,470 ♪ BE THE GIRL 1496 00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:20,773 YOU USED TO KNOW 1497 00:40:20,773 --> 00:40:23,976 PLAYIN ON THE RADIO ♪ 1498 00:40:23,976 --> 00:40:25,711 ♪ LA DA DI 1499 00:40:25,711 --> 00:40:27,212 OH LA DI DIE 1500 00:40:27,212 --> 00:40:28,714 LOVING ME IS SUICIDE ♪ 1501 00:40:28,714 --> 00:40:29,715 ♪ I'M A DREAMER 1502 00:40:29,715 --> 00:40:33,719 I'M ON FIRE ♪ 1503 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:34,019 ♪ LA DA DI 1504 00:40:34,019 --> 00:40:38,958 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪ 1505 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:49,201 ♪