1 00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:03,005 >> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"! 2 00:00:03,005 --> 00:00:04,707 TONIGHT, MARK WAHLBERG, HUNTER BIDEN, 3 00:00:04,707 --> 00:00:11,480 AND MUSIC FROM THE WALLFLOWERS. AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! HELLO. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,348 I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW. 5 00:00:12,348 --> 00:00:18,587 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR 6 00:00:18,587 --> 00:00:27,381 LAUGHTER. WE HAVE A WALL‐TO‐WALL SHOW FOR 7 00:00:27,381 --> 00:00:29,634 YOU STARTING WITH MARK WAHLBERG AND ENDING WITH THE WALLFLOWERS. 8 00:00:29,634 --> 00:00:33,004 AND THE SECRET SERVICE IS IN THE BUILDING TOO. 9 00:00:33,004 --> 00:00:35,940 BECAUSE, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW DONALD TRUMP WAS ALWAYS ASKING 10 00:00:35,940 --> 00:00:39,710 WHERE HUNTER IS? HE'S HERE‐IN OUR BUILDING. 11 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:44,949 HE'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! SON OF JOE, HUNTER BIDEN IS WITH 12 00:00:44,949 --> 00:00:49,554 US. HUNTER IS HERE TO PROMOTE HIS NEW MEMOIR IN WHICH HE 13 00:00:49,554 --> 00:00:52,890 CHRONICLES AMONG OTHER THINGS HIS CRACK ADDICTION. 14 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,692 THIS BOOK IS WILD. HE BOUGHT CRACK RIGHT HERE ON 15 00:00:54,692 --> 00:00:58,796 OUR BLOCK. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? CRACK IN THIS BEAUTIFUL 16 00:00:58,796 --> 00:01:02,433 NEIGHBORHOOD? THAT HAS TO BE FAKE NEWS. 17 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:08,506 ANYWAY I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS FOR HUNTER. 18 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:11,476 AND SINCE HE'S HERE, I WILL ASK THEM. 19 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:15,379 AND HEY YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS WRITING A BOOK? MIKE PENCE. 20 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,349 THE FORMER VICE POODLE IS PUTTING PENCE TO PAPER. 21 00:01:18,349 --> 00:01:20,985 HE SIGNED A TWO‐BOOK DEAL WITH SIMON & SCHUSTER. 22 00:01:20,985 --> 00:01:23,955 I WONDER IF HE KNOWS THEY'RE A GAY COUPLE? 23 00:01:23,955 --> 00:01:26,924 A RELEASE DATE HAS NOT YET BEEN ANNOUNCED BUT THE TITLE HAS IT'S 24 00:01:26,924 --> 00:01:32,997 "ASS‐KISSER." I LIKE IT. 25 00:01:32,997 --> 00:01:36,534 SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT. PENCE'S PUBLISHER CALLS THIS 26 00:01:36,534 --> 00:01:38,903 "THE DEFINITIVE BOOK ON ONE OF THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL 27 00:01:38,903 --> 00:01:41,239 PRESIDENCIES IN AMERICAN HISTORY." 28 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:45,209 OH, IT WAS CONSEQUENTIAL ALL RIGHT! 29 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:50,047 I AGREE WITH THAT. THE BOOK WILL COVER NOT JUST 30 00:01:50,047 --> 00:01:51,115 PENCE'S TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUT ALL OF HIS LIFE. 31 00:01:51,115 --> 00:01:53,050 INCLUDING TRAUMATIC FAMILY EVENTS LIKE THE TIME HE SAW 32 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:54,719 MOTHER WITHOUT HER BONNET. HE EVEN OPENS UP ABOUT THE TIME 33 00:01:54,719 --> 00:01:58,956 IN COLLEGE HE EXPERIMENTED WITH ALMOND MILK. I CAN'T WAIT. 34 00:01:58,956 --> 00:02:00,258 THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME PAGES HAVE GOTTEN WHITER AFTER WORDS 35 00:02:00,258 --> 00:02:04,996 HAVE BEEN PRINTED ON THEM. SPEAKING OF WILD AND CRAZY GUYS 36 00:02:04,996 --> 00:02:09,033 THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE IN THE ONGOING DRAMA SURROUNDING 37 00:02:09,033 --> 00:02:12,737 FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ. FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS ARE 38 00:02:12,737 --> 00:02:14,939 REPORTEDLY LOOKING INTO A TRIP GAETZ TOOK TO THE BAHAMAS A 39 00:02:14,939 --> 00:02:18,209 COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND WHETHER OR NOT ONE OF HIS ASSOCIATES 40 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:23,714 PAID TRAVEL AND OTHER EXPENSES FOR FEMALE ESCORTS. 41 00:02:23,714 --> 00:02:25,950 WHICH WOULD BE A VIOLATION OF SEX TRAFFICKING LAWS. 42 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:29,320 THE CBS NEWS REPORT SAYS GAETZ WAS ON THE TRIP WITH A GUY NAMED 43 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,990 JASON PIROZZOLO WHO IS A HAND SURGEON AND MARIJUANA 44 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:36,727 ENTREPRENEUR. BY THE WAY IF YOUR HAND SURGEON 45 00:02:36,727 --> 00:02:41,465 IS ALSO A MARIJUANA ENTREPRENEUR PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA TO LEARN TO 46 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:45,002 WRITE WITH YOUR FEET. BUT A SPOKESPERSON FROM MATT 47 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:48,072 GAETZ'S OFFICE SAID "MATT GAETZ HAS NEVER PAID FOR SEX." 48 00:02:48,072 --> 00:02:50,975 IMAGINE HAVING TO TELL YOUR SPOKESPERSON TO SAY THAT? 49 00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:55,880 "HEY SPOKESPERSON. TELL THEM I NEVER PAID FOR SEX." 50 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,682 "YOU TELL THEM." "NO, I DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM. 51 00:02:57,682 --> 00:03:02,753 IT'S YOUR JOB." "FINE." WE ALSO LEARNED TODAY THAT 52 00:03:02,753 --> 00:03:05,156 ANOTHER "FRIEND" AND "CLOSE ASSOCIATE" OF GAETZ SEEMS LIKELY 53 00:03:05,156 --> 00:03:08,993 TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS. 54 00:03:08,993 --> 00:03:11,963 JOEL GREENBERG SEEN HERE WITH GAETZ AND PARDONED CRIMINAL 55 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:15,866 ROGER STONE WOULD SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT GAETZ'S 56 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:20,237 SEXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES HE IS IN HOT WATER TOO AND WITH 57 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:24,542 THAT SAID, I PRESENT FRITZ SCHELLER ATTORNEY‐AT‐LAW‐ 58 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:25,810 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A STORY LIKE THIS WITHOUT A LAWYER WITH 59 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:32,617 CRAZY HAIR. ARE. 60 00:03:32,617 --> 00:03:38,990 >>> DOES MATT GAETZ ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 61 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:41,926 >> DOES MATT GAETZ HAVE ‐‐ 62 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:44,595 >> WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT HAPPENED IN COURT TODAY SOME. 63 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:51,002 >> YOU ARE ASKING ME TO GET IN TO THE MIND OF MATT GAETZ, RIGHT? 64 00:03:51,002 --> 00:03:54,672 >> WELL, FROM YOUR MIND. 65 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:57,341 >> FROM MY MIND. 66 00:03:57,341 --> 00:04:00,678 >> BASED ON WHAT YOUR FINDINGS ARE? 67 00:04:00,678 --> 00:04:03,014 >> BASED ON WHEN MY FINDINGS ARE. 68 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:07,585 I AM SURE THAT MATT GAETZ IS NOT FEELING COMFORTABLE TODAY. 69 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:09,020 NOW MIGHT BE A FUN TIME TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS TWEET 70 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:13,524 GAETZ POSTED JUST BEFORE MICHAEL COHEN TESTIFIED IN CONGRESS 71 00:04:13,524 --> 00:04:15,426 ABOUT TRUMP. "HEY @MICHAELCOHEN212 DO YOUR 72 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:18,062 WIFE & FATHER‐IN‐LAW KNOW ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS? 73 00:04:18,062 --> 00:04:19,797 MAYBE TONIGHT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT CHAT. 74 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:23,634 I WONDER IF SHE'LL REMAIN FAITHFUL WHEN YOU'RE IN PRISON. 75 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:27,038 SHE'S ABOUT TO LEARN A LOT." OH, KARMA. 76 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:32,977 YOU OLD RASCAL, YOU. 77 00:04:32,977 --> 00:04:38,983 >> YOUR ‐‐ DID YOUR CLIENT INTRODUCE MATT GAETZ ON ANY 78 00:04:38,983 --> 00:04:42,987 UNDER AGE GIRLS FOR SEXUAL ‐‐ 79 00:04:42,987 --> 00:04:45,790 >> I'M GOING LET YOU SIT THERE AND IGNORE YOUR QUESTION. 80 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,225 AT LEAST HE'S HAVING FUN WITH IT. SO GOOD LUCK MATT GAETZ! 81 00:04:48,225 --> 00:04:49,493 MAYBE HE JUST LOVES TRUMP SO MUCH HE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL WITH 82 00:04:49,493 --> 00:04:54,999 HIM. MUCH OF THE COUNTRY IS OPENING 83 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:58,202 BACK UP WHETHER WE SHOULD OR NOT. THE STATE OF GEORGIA TODAY 84 00:04:58,202 --> 00:04:59,937 LIFTED ALL REMAINING COVID RESTRICTIONS. 85 00:04:59,937 --> 00:05:02,406 WHICH MEANS GEORGIANS WILL NOW BE FREE TO GET THE VIRUS 86 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:06,677 ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. GOVERNOR BRIAN KEMP SAID THEY 87 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:08,946 DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH THE RESTRICTIONS BECAUSE 88 00:05:08,946 --> 00:05:12,616 "HARD‐WORKING GEORGIANS CANNOT ENDURE ANOTHER YEAR LIKE THAT 89 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:13,451 LAST." AND IF THEY GET COVID, THEY MAY 90 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:17,822 NOT HAVE TO. IT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING TO 91 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:23,761 COMPARE WHERE WE ARE NOW‐ TO WHERE WE WERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO. 92 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,596 AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO FIRE UP THE TIME CAPSULE FOR A 93 00:05:25,596 --> 00:05:28,065 PEEK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK IN TONIGHT'S 94 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:35,906 EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY." 95 00:05:35,906 --> 00:05:40,010 >>> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, IT'S APRIL 2020, PRIME MINISTER 96 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,245 BORIS JOHNSON IS IN THE HOSPITAL. 97 00:05:41,245 --> 00:05:46,350 THE CITY OF ANGELS HAS THE CLEAN ESTIMATE AIR AND EVERYONE IS 98 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:52,323 HELD OVER HEELS FOR GUY OWNER TIER ‐‐ LUCK WILLY THINGS ARE 99 00:05:52,323 --> 00:05:53,691 STARTING TO LOOK UP. 100 00:05:53,691 --> 00:05:56,193 >> WE ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEATING THIS VIRUS. 101 00:05:56,193 --> 00:05:59,697 >> IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF OF THE 102 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:00,062 TUNNEL. 103 00:06:00,062 --> 00:06:03,067 >> THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. 104 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:06,871 >> THINGS ARE GOING WELL. 105 00:06:06,871 --> 00:06:11,509 >> HOT DIGGITY DOG, LIGHT AT THE THE END OF THE TUNNEL. 106 00:06:11,509 --> 00:06:15,012 >> IT DOES NOT TAKE AWAY ARE FROM TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY 107 00:06:15,012 --> 00:06:16,147 WILL LOOK BAD. 108 00:06:16,147 --> 00:06:18,015 >> HOW BAD IS IT GOING TO GET? 109 00:06:18,015 --> 00:06:21,085 >> THE MINIMUM NUMBER WAS 100,000 LIVES AND I THINK WE 110 00:06:21,085 --> 00:06:22,653 WILL BE SUBSTANTIALLY UNDER THAT NUMBER. 111 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:27,057 >> LESS THAN 100,000 DEATHS. HAD NO PROBLEM. 112 00:06:27,057 --> 00:06:31,762 >> IF WE CAN STAY SUBSTANTIALLY UNDER THE 100, WHICH WAS THE 113 00:06:31,762 --> 00:06:34,265 ORIGINAL PROJECTION. I HAD THINK WE ALL DID A VERY 114 00:06:34,265 --> 00:06:34,732 GOOD JOB. 115 00:06:34,732 --> 00:06:37,501 >> YES, GREAT WORK, TEAM. THIS HAS BEEN THIS WEEK IN COVID 116 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:42,006 HISTORY. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 117 00:06:42,006 --> 00:06:45,442 HINDSIGHT IS INFURIATING. IT'S FUNNY TO ME THAT EVEN 118 00:06:45,442 --> 00:06:46,677 THOUGH WE HAVE ALL THAT STUFF ON TAPE WITH TRUMP SAYING COVID 119 00:06:46,677 --> 00:06:50,981 WILL BE OVER BY EASTER‐ PREDICTING LESS THAN A HUNDRED 120 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:55,219 THOUSAND DEATHS THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STILL SUPPORT HIM. 121 00:06:55,219 --> 00:06:57,188 EVEN TO THE POINT WHERE IT DAMAGES THEM. 122 00:06:57,188 --> 00:07:03,060 MIKE LINDELL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE PILLOW MERCHANT, CLAIMS THAT 123 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:06,397 AFTER RETAILERS LIKE KOHL'S AND BED, BATH, & BEYOND PULLED HIS 124 00:07:06,397 --> 00:07:11,268 MYPILLOWS FROM THEIR SHELVES HIS COMPANY HAS SUFFERED A LOSS OF 125 00:07:11,268 --> 00:07:13,037 $65 MILLION IN REVENUE. WHICH IS A LOT. 126 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:15,072 SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO CHECK IN WITH 127 00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:19,944 MIKE. AND NOW FROM A LOCATION UNKNOWN 128 00:07:19,944 --> 00:07:21,912 MIKE LINDELL. MIKE, ARE YOU THERE? 129 00:07:21,912 --> 00:07:29,053 MIKE? 130 00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:31,956 >>> I SAID, YOU KNOW, IF THAT MEANS YOU ARE NOT A COW, THAT 131 00:07:31,956 --> 00:07:37,895 MEANS I'M NOT A FARMER? YOU TRY TELLING THAT TO MILLIONS 132 00:07:37,895 --> 00:07:40,431 PEOPLE WHO ARE HONEST, HARD WORKING PEOPLE. 133 00:07:40,431 --> 00:07:41,432 >> Jimmy: MIKE! IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL, CAN YOU HEAR 134 00:07:41,432 --> 00:07:41,797 ME? 135 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:42,333 >> MR. PRESIDENT?!! 136 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:43,200 >> Jimmy: NO! IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL. 137 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:43,934 >> WHO? 138 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:45,502 >> Jimmy: JIMMY KIMMEL. 139 00:07:45,502 --> 00:07:48,739 >> I DON'T CARE FOR HIM! 140 00:07:48,739 --> 00:07:51,175 >> Jimmy: WELL, I AM HIM, AND WE ARE ON THE SHOW AND I HAVE SOME 141 00:07:51,175 --> 00:07:57,915 QUESTIONS FOR YOU. MIKE. 142 00:07:57,915 --> 00:08:00,985 YEAH, GREAT, THAT'S GOOD. IS IT TRUE MYPILLOW LOST 143 00:08:00,985 --> 00:08:05,556 65 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE OF THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES? 144 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:07,124 >> THAT IS SO TRUE. MY COMPANY, MYPILLOW WHICH MAKES 145 00:08:07,124 --> 00:08:13,297 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SOFT FOAM RUBBER SACKS STUFFED WITH 146 00:08:13,297 --> 00:08:17,668 PASSION BY WHITE PEOPLE IN MY HOME STATE OF MINNESOTA SUFFERED 147 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:24,141 A $65 MILLION LOSS BECAUSE LEFT‐WING MEDIA OUTLETS HAVE 148 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:26,176 PAINTED A PICTURE OF ME AS SOME KIND OF CRACKPOT EVEN THOUGH I 149 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:30,915 HAVEN'T DONE CRACK OR POT IN YEARS! 150 00:08:30,915 --> 00:08:33,550 >> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CRAZY 151 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:37,154 BECAUSE YOU OFTEN SAY CRAZY THINGS? 152 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:45,029 >> NOW THAT'S ‐‐ YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR I'LL GET 153 00:08:45,029 --> 00:08:48,098 YOUR I. P. ADDRESS, PUNK! THE ONLY THING CRAZY I SEE IS 154 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:50,301 DOMINION! DOMINION IS BUILDING VOTING 155 00:08:50,301 --> 00:08:54,038 MACHINES THAT ONLY CAST BALLOTS FOR DEMOCRATS, INSTEAD OF WHAT 156 00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:56,974 THEY SHOULD BE WORKING ON. 157 00:08:56,974 --> 00:08:58,242 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS WHAT? 158 00:08:58,242 --> 00:09:02,546 >> WHICH IS ROBOTS THAT CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A GAY! 159 00:09:02,546 --> 00:09:08,218 I'VE LOST $65 MILLION AND I'LL HAPPILY LOSE $65 MILLION MORE IF 160 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:13,557 THAT'S THE COST OF TELLING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE TRUTH! 161 00:09:13,557 --> 00:09:16,493 AND THE TRUTH IS JOE BIDEN'S DOGS ARE COVERT OPERATIVES, HERE 162 00:09:16,493 --> 00:09:23,634 TO STEAL STATE SECRETS AND SELL THEM TO CHINESE BURISMA 163 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:27,504 HOLDINGS‐ TO BUY THESE! Q‐TIPS! YOU KNOW Q? 164 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:29,573 >> Jimmy: YES. 165 00:09:29,573 --> 00:09:33,010 >> THESE ARE HIS TIPS! 166 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:35,346 >> THESE ARE HIS TIPS! 167 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:36,547 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT CHINESE 168 00:09:36,547 --> 00:09:39,016 BURISMA. 169 00:09:39,016 --> 00:09:42,252 >> HOLDINGS! WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR BUDDY, 170 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:45,022 HUNTER BIDEN ABOUT BURISMA HOLDINGS? 171 00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:49,526 WHAT IS BURISMA HOLDING? AND WHY WON'T ANYBODY HOLD ME? 172 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:50,160 MY PILLOWS ARE GUARANTEED! 173 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:55,532 >> Jimmy: LET'S NOT FOCUS ON PILLOWS RIGHT NOW. 174 00:09:55,532 --> 00:09:58,335 I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAUNCH YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA 175 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:05,876 NETWORK, CALLED "FRANK." 176 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:07,945 WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT? 177 00:10:07,945 --> 00:10:13,484 >> I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. 178 00:10:13,484 --> 00:10:17,488 FRANK WILL HAVE NO CONTENT OR CONTENT RESTRICTIONS WHATSOEVER! 179 00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:21,191 THIS IS AMERICA AND FREEDOM MEANS BEING FREE TO POST 180 00:10:21,191 --> 00:10:25,229 ANYTHING YOU WANT CONSPIRACY THEORIES! BEHEADING VIDEOS! 181 00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:29,600 THOSE TIKTOKS WHERE THE GIRLS DANCE AND MAKE FACES BUT DON'T 182 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,202 MOVE THEIR FEET! DO YOU WATCH THOSE? 183 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:33,871 >> Jimmy: NO. 184 00:10:33,871 --> 00:10:38,942 >> HOLY HELL DO THEY MAKE ME HARD! 185 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,445 AS HARD AS MY PILLOWS ARE SOFT! 186 00:10:41,445 --> 00:10:45,449 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL ‐‐ 187 00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:49,453 >> I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUTUBE OR TWITTER ANY MORE BECAUSE I 188 00:10:49,453 --> 00:10:52,189 CALLED MY NEPHEW, JUDO, AND SAID "MAKE ME A WEBSITE THAT'S BETTER 189 00:10:52,189 --> 00:10:56,960 THAN BOTH OF THEM AND CAN HANDLE A BILLION PEOPLE!" 190 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,931 AND THEN THE LINE WENT DEAD BECAUSE MY JITTERBUG PHONE IS 191 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:03,400 BEING SHADOWBANNED BY BOOST MOBILE! 192 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:07,304 BUT JUDO'S WORKING ON IT AND HE'LL HAVE US UP AND RUNNING IN 193 00:11:07,304 --> 00:11:09,506 8 WEEKS! 194 00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:14,445 >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU'RE GIVING BONUSES TO PEOPLE ON YOUR 195 00:11:14,445 --> 00:11:17,481 NETWORK IF THEY CAN GET KICKED OFF YOUTUBE. IS THAT TRUE? 196 00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:20,984 >> THAT IS TRUE! I'M GIVING OUT BONUSES TO ANYONE 197 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:25,489 KICKED OFF YOUTUBE AND ANYONE WHO GETS KICKED OUT OF A 198 00:11:25,489 --> 00:11:29,526 STARBUCKS FOR BLOWIN' IN A STRANGER'S EAR! 199 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:31,762 >> Jimmy: OKAY. 200 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:36,333 >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE TIKTOKS WHERE THE GIRLS DANCE 201 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,535 AND MAKE FACES BUT DON'T MOVE THEIR FEET? 202 00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:41,772 HOLY HELL DO THEY MAKE ME HARD! 203 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:45,409 >> Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU, MIKE. 204 00:11:45,409 --> 00:11:50,881 >> MY KIDS HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ME SINCE 2002! 205 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:56,954 >> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 206 00:11:56,954 --> 00:11:58,122 THANKS FOR JOINING US, MIKE. HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE PIGEONS? 207 00:11:58,122 --> 00:12:01,792 >> THE PIGEONS ARE A SYMBOL OF QUALITY. 208 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:05,496 EVERY MYPILLOW IS STUFFED WITH 100% NEW YORK CITY PIGEON 209 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:06,864 FEATHERS, GUARANTEED! 210 00:12:06,864 --> 00:12:12,769 >> Jimmy: THAT IS ‐‐ DISGUSTING. THANK YOU, MIKE. 211 00:12:12,769 --> 00:12:17,508 >> ASK YOUR BUDDY HUNTER ABOUT THE NANO‐BOTS IN TOM HANKS' 212 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:20,344 SEMEN! 213 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:24,381 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VERY GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, HUNTER 214 00:12:24,381 --> 00:12:25,482 BIDEN IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM THE 215 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,584 WALLFLOWERS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 216 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,486 MARK WAHLBERG. 217 00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:48,405 ♪ 218 00:12:48,405 --> 00:12:50,765 >>> HI THERE, AND WELCOME BACK, TONIGHT, HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED 219 00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:56,937 "BEAUTIFUL THINGS" HUNTER BIDEN IS HERE. 220 00:12:56,937 --> 00:12:59,774 THEN LATER, THEIR FIRST ALBUM IN NEARLY A DECADE COMES OUT 221 00:12:59,774 --> 00:13:04,045 JULY 9th. IT'S CALLED "EXIT WOUNDS," MUSIC 222 00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:07,748 FROM THE WALLFLOWERS. YOU CAN SEE THE WALLFLOWERS LIVE 223 00:13:07,748 --> 00:13:12,687 ON TOUR STARTING JULY 16th AT MOHEGAN SUN. 224 00:13:12,687 --> 00:13:19,293 >>> OUR FIRST GUEST IS A NOMINATED ACTOR, YOU CAN SEE HIM 225 00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:23,631 AT WORK IN THE NEW DOCUMENTARY SERIES CALLED "WALL STREET," IT 226 00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:28,202 PREMIERS ON HBO MAX, WELCOME MARK WAHLBERG. 227 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:31,038 >> HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 228 00:13:31,038 --> 00:13:34,709 >> Jimmy: MARK, PEOPLE KNOW, WE TAPE THE SHOW AT LIKE 5:00, I 229 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,044 FEEL LIKE YOU ARE HITTING THE HAY ALREADY. 230 00:13:37,044 --> 00:13:38,713 YOU GET UP REALLY EARLY, RIGHT? 231 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:43,784 >> I LOOK PRETTY SLEEPY, HUH? YEAH. 232 00:13:43,784 --> 00:13:47,822 KIND OF EARLY A START, BUT I STAYED UP LATE FOR. 233 00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:52,593 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY AND I'M INTERESTED TO SEE THIS 234 00:13:52,593 --> 00:13:54,929 DOCUMENTARY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, 235 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:59,200 AND MAYBE IT WILL GIVE US A BIT OF INSIGHT IN TO YOUR BRAIN. 236 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,904 BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU HOW ARE YOU DOING? 237 00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:08,676 >> EVERYTHING IS GOOD, I'M HOPE, I FINISHED SHOOTING A MOVIE IN 238 00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:15,950 THE DOMINICAN REPUBLICING AND I'M STARTING SHOOTING A MOVIE ON 239 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,285 MONDAY. WE ARE BACK IN THE BOXING RING. 240 00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,721 TERE'S A BIT OF BOXING IN THE MOVIE. 241 00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:27,595 SO IT'S BOXING TRAINING AND REHEARSALS TODAY, OBVIOUSLY ALL 242 00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:28,929 WITH THE NEW COVID PROTOCOL. WE HAD PEOPLE IN MASKS AND 243 00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:35,436 PEOPLE WATCHING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE DID NOT GET TOO CLOSE. 244 00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:37,138 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE PLAYING A BOXER AGAIN? 245 00:14:37,138 --> 00:14:43,110 >> HE WAS A FIGHTER, HE MOVED TO L.A. TO BE AN ACTOR, HE FELL IN 246 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:44,412 LOVE WITH THE GIRL, HE AN ACCIDENT. 247 00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:51,051 HE AN OUT OF BODY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, HE DECIDED TO BE A 248 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:56,557 PRIEST, HE DIED OF A RARE DEED, AND 249 00:14:56,557 --> 00:15:00,961 ‐‐ REAR DISEASE. 250 00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:04,031 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE NOT SEEN A TOUGH PRIEST STORY. I LIKE THOSE. 251 00:15:04,031 --> 00:15:06,567 I THINK LAST TIME WAS 1975. 252 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,769 >> I █THINK BEFORE THAT. 253 00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:11,338 >> Jimmy: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANYTHING, BUT IF YOU HAVE A 254 00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:14,241 BOXER OR PRIEST, YOU GO LIKE THIS, SIGN OF THE CROSSES AND 255 00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,577 BOOM, YOU COME WITH THE LEFT. 256 00:15:16,577 --> 00:15:17,711 >> I LIKE THAT. 257 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:18,212 >> Jimmy: WORK IT IN. 258 00:15:18,212 --> 00:15:19,513 >> YEAH, I LIKE. THAT. 259 00:15:19,513 --> 00:15:24,385 >> Jimmy: SO YOU ARE TRAINING, YOU ARE BOXING, YOU ARE, YOU ARE 260 00:15:24,385 --> 00:15:25,319 PREPARING TO START SHOOTING THIS MOVEMENT. 261 00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:27,555 >> YEAH, I MEAN PRODUCING AS WELL. 262 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:31,292 SO, WE HAVE BEEN DOING QUITE A WE ARE SHOOTING HERE IN TOWN. 263 00:15:31,292 --> 00:15:34,495 WHICH IS NICE. SO, I WILL GET TO BE HOME FOR A 264 00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:34,860 WHILE. 265 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,464 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS NICE TO BE HOME. 266 00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,066 HAS COVID SLOWED YOU DOWN AT ALL? 267 00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:43,003 >> IT SLOWED US DOWN YOU TO A CERTAIN EXTENT BUT IT MADE US 268 00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:45,739 BUSIER AT THE SAME TIME. WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP EVERYTHING 269 00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,942 AFLOAT. IT'S FUNNY THE STORY LINE IN THE 270 00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:51,345 SHOW TRACKS THE BUSINESS OVER THE LAST YEAR AND ALL THE 271 00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:59,119 DIFFERENT BUSINESSES WE HAVE. ALL OF THE F‐FR45 STUDIOS AROUN 272 00:15:59,119 --> 00:16:03,257 THE WORLD, AND THE CAR DEALERSHIPS AND AIR STREAM 273 00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:08,062 BUSINESS TOOK OFF. OUR SPORTS NUTRITION BUSINESS 274 00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:10,364 WAS DOING WELL. BECAUSE PEOPLE WANTED TO STAY 275 00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:14,435 FIT IN THIS TIME. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL KIND OF 276 00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:16,670 REVOLVING AROUND ALL THIS, YOU KNOW, STUFF THAT EVERYONE HAS 277 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,240 BEEN FACED AND DEALING WITH, WITH COVID. 278 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:26,180 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE FITNESS CENTERS AND YOU 279 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,949 SELL IS HAMBURGERS, YOU ARE GETTING EVERYONE ON BOTH ENDS. 280 00:16:28,949 --> 00:16:33,754 >> IT'S CALLED BALANCE, JIMMY. IT'S BOOT CAMP, YOU WANT TO EAT 281 00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:36,924 RIGHT AND EXERCISE AND HAVE A CHEAT MEAL OR TWO OR THREE. 282 00:16:36,924 --> 00:16:37,925 >> Jimmy: OR THREE. 283 00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:41,195 >> WE HAVE A LOT OF HEALTHY OFFERINGS AS WELL. 284 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:46,166 >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOU HAVE THE BUN RAPPED IN 285 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:46,567 LETTUCE INSTEAD? 286 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:54,542 >> YEAH, AND YOU CAN HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER. 287 00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:55,376 WE WERE THE FIRST TO INTRODUCE THAT. 288 00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:59,280 >> Jimmy: NOTHING MAKES ME SADDER THAN EATING A BURGER WITH 289 00:16:59,280 --> 00:16:59,613 NO BUN. 290 00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:03,450 >> AFTER I DO THE BOXING SCENES I GET TO PUT ON AS MUCH WEIGHT 291 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:08,622 AS POSSIBLE OVER THE COURSE OF THE FILM. 292 00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:15,229 SO I'M CHALLENGING MYSELF TO PUT ON 30 POUND POUNDS IN THE NEXT 293 00:17:15,229 --> 00:17:15,594 WEEKS. 294 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:17,031 >> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED A CONSULTANT? 295 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:17,965 I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS. 296 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:20,634 >> I AM LOOKING FOR ALL THE HELP I CAN GET. 297 00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:24,204 >> YOU HAVE A BOXING TRAINER, YOU NEED A EATING TRAINER AS 298 00:17:24,204 --> 00:17:24,537 WELL. 299 00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,941 >> THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE ON. 300 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:30,678 I HAVE BEEN LIKE, I'M ON A REGIMEN FOR SO LONG, I WANT TO 301 00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:33,714 EAT EVERYTHING. I WANT TO GO BAKERIES AND 302 00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:37,051 DENNY'S AND GET PANCAKES AND EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET MY 303 00:17:37,051 --> 00:17:38,986 HANDS ON. 304 00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:39,787 >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST. 305 00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:41,522 SO YOU HAVE HIRED SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU GET. 306 00:17:41,522 --> 00:17:44,091 IS THE PERSON FAT, IS HE FAT WHO IS HELPING YOU? 307 00:17:44,091 --> 00:17:47,161 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE HAS BEEN MANY DIFFERENT SIZES 308 00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:49,697 OVER THE COURSE OF HIS CAREER AND LIFE. 309 00:17:49,697 --> 00:17:50,030 >> Jimmy: OH. 310 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,065 >> HE HAS EXPERIENCE. 311 00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:52,399 >> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE HIS THING? 312 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:55,202 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HE IS ACTUALLY VERY SMART AND 313 00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:57,838 GOOD AT IT. HE HELPED ME TO GET DOWN IN 314 00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,474 WEIGHT AND THEN PREPARE TO GO UP. I HAVE NOT STARTED THE PACKING 315 00:18:00,474 --> 00:18:04,778 ON THE POUNDS YET SO WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES. 316 00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:08,182 >> Jimmy: WHEN DO YOU START IT AND WHAT MEAL WILL KICK IT OFF? 317 00:18:08,182 --> 00:18:14,121 >> I WILL PROBABLE SATURDAY IT MONDAY NIGHT OR TUESDAY OF 96 WE 318 00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:19,259 ‐‐ TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK, AND HOPEFULLY A 20 PIECE CHICKEN 319 00:18:19,259 --> 00:18:24,331 NUGGET AND A SIX PACK OF BEER. WHY NOT? LET'S GO. 320 00:18:24,331 --> 00:18:34,808 I HAD MAY NEED A PORT‐A‐POTIE. 321 00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:36,744 >> Jimmy: THAT WILL BE GREAT. THAT IS EXCITING. 322 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:41,448 WE WILL TAKE A BREAK AND COME BACK AND SEE A NEW CLIP FROM THE 323 00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,958 DOCUMENTARY, "WHAL STREET." 324 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,731 >>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY DOWN SIDES AND LEARNING 325 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:56,169 CURVES AND GROWING PAINS AND ALL THOSE THINGS. IT'S A PROCESS. 326 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:56,936 IT'S A PROCESS. 327 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,706 >> I THINK ULTIMATELY AT THE END OF THE DAY, I GOT THE BUG. 328 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,575 YOU KNOW, I GOT THE BUG FOR BUSINESS. 329 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:07,881 >> THAT IS MARK YOU WAHLBERG'S NEW DOCUMENTARY ON HBO MAX. 330 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:11,251 HUNTER BIDEN AND MUSIC FROM THE WALLFLOWERS ARE ON THE WAY. 331 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,320 YOU HAD CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND WHILE YOU WORK ON THE 332 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,589 BUSINESS ENDEAVORS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH. 333 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,490 >> YES. 334 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,559 >> Jimmy: AND THESE BUSINESS ENDEAVORS, THIS IS SOMETHING 335 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,629 THAT I THINK LIKE, IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE 336 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,065 LIKE OH, THIS GUY IS A MOVIE STAR, HE IS INVOLVED IN ALL THIS 337 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,701 FUN STUFF. I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO BE IN 338 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,271 MEETINGS AND DOING THIS KIND OF BUSINESS. I WISH I COULD DO THAT. 339 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:35,241 YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE OPPOSITE THOUGHT. 340 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:40,013 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S MICE, A LOT OF THE STUFF ALLOWS ME TO 341 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,816 SPEND MORE TIME WORKING FROM HOME. AND YOU KNOW, THESE ARE 342 00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,117 BUSINESSES THAT I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT. 343 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:50,857 THE BUSINESS WITH WAHLBERGERS WAS MY BROTHER'S DREAM, HE IS A 344 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,126 SHE HA CHEF. AND I WANTED HIM TO FULFILL HIS 345 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,595 DREAM AND I DECIDED TO BE INVOLVED IN THE GROWTH AS 346 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,097 PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS AND CREATE A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES 347 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,734 FOR US TO OPEN STORES AND NOW WE HAVE OPENED IN GERMANY AND 348 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,804 LONDON, AND ALL OVER THE U. S. AND YOU KNOW, CONTINUING TO GROW 349 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,941 THAT BUSINESS. SO, I JUST KIND OF, YEAH, I FIND 350 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,343 IT FASCINATING. BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S TOUGH AT 351 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:14,180 TIMES. THERE'S TIMES WHERE I'M SITTING 352 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:19,752 SCRATCHING MY HEAD SAYING WHY AM I NOT FOCUSING ON PRODUCING, AND 353 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,056 FILMS AND ACTING, FOR SURE. BUT I DOVE IN, SO I HAVE TO STAY 354 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:23,923 THE COURSE. 355 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,560 >> Jimmy: YOU DOVE IN AND YOU MENTIONED YOU HAVE A CAR AND RV 356 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,898 DEALERSHIP AND THESE DEALERSHIPS ARE IN COLUMBUS, OHIO, CORRECT? 357 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,867 >> COLUMBUS, OHIO. CORRECT. 358 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,134 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 359 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:38,872 >> YOU KNOW, WE HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF BUSINESS IN THE MIDWEST. 360 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:45,778 MY PARTNER IS FROM DETROIT. WE MET AND WE STARTED OUR FIRST 361 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:51,317 STORE IN COLUMBUS, OHIO. AND THEN WE HAVE A GMC BUICK 362 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:59,526 DEALERSHIP, AN RV DEALERSHIP AND 363 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:03,363 A AIRSTREAM? YOU ARE LIKE JOHN ELWAY. 364 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,332 >> I WAS A CAR SALESMEN SINCE I WAS A KID. 365 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:10,203 I BOUGHT A CAR, FLIPPED A CAR. I HAD 18 CARS ON THE FIRST YEAR 366 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,506 I HAD A LICENSE. I KEPT UPGRADING AND BUYING AND 367 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,908 SELLING CARS. SO IT'S BEEN SOMETHING THAT I 368 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,943 HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. I LOVE THE BUSINESS. 369 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,146 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHAME YOU GOT IN TO ACTING, YOU PROBABLY COULD 370 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:24,717 HAVE MADE MORE MONEY. WE HAVE A CLIP ‐‐ 371 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:28,288 >> ACTUALLY, IT'S FINANCING ALL THE OTHER BUSINESS INTERESTS, 372 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,789 WHICH IS A GOOD THING AND BAD THING. 373 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:35,795 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE. 374 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:43,703 ♪ 375 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,840 YEAH, THIS IS FROM YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING OR INSTAGRAM, I THINK. 376 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:53,913 >> AND SOMEONE PLAYING THE BANJO. 377 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,317 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SILENTLY DMI ADMIRING ALL OF YOUR CARS. 378 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:57,817 HAVE YOU DRIVEN AN RV? 379 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:58,184 >> MANY TIMES. 380 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,119 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE GONE ON FAMILY TRIPS IN THE RV? 381 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:06,726 >> ON OH, I CANNOT GET MY WIFE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 382 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,363 SHE IS COMING AROUND, WE SPENT A LOT OF THE SUMMER ON A LAKE. 383 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:14,300 SO ONE THING AT A TIME. SH IS FROM FLORIDA, SHE DOESN'T 384 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,769 LIKE LAKES OR RVs. WE ARE WORKING ON IT. 385 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,539 >> Jimmy: SHE GOT TOO MUCH OF IT AS A KID? 386 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,607 >> YEAH, EXACTLY. 387 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,142 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTARY OUT, I WANT TO ASK 388 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,545 YOU ABOUT ANOTHER DOCUMENTARY THAT YOU WERE A PART OF, I'M NOT 389 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:31,951 SUREIF YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS, SALAY MOON FRYE MADE AN 390 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:35,855 ENTERTAINING ON DOCUMENTARY AND WE HAVE A PHOTO FROM THAT, IT'S 391 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,458 YOU AND HER AND WILL SMITH WHEN YOU GUYS WERE LIKE, I DON'T 392 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,994 KNOW, 11 OR SOMETHING. AND SHE ‐‐ 393 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:41,461 >> YEAH. 394 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,897 >> Jimmy: SHE REVEALED IN THE DOCUMENTARY THAT SHE HAD A MAJOR 395 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,366 CRUSH ON YOU AT THAT TIME. 396 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,434 >> OH, REALLY? 397 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,570 >> Jimmy: YEAH. REALLY. 398 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,906 >> I HAVE NOT SEEN THE DOC. HER AND I MET AT ONE OF MY 399 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:57,644 BROTHER'S CONCERTS. I HAVE NOT SEEN THE DOC. 400 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,279 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY TO SEE YOU AND WILL SMITH THERE TOGETHER, 401 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:06,386 YOU ARE PROBABLY THE TWO MOST SUCCESSFUL MUSICIANS TO MAKE THE 402 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,054 JUMP TO ACTING, HUH? 403 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:13,326 >> IN THAT TIME, I WAS IN L. A. ON NEGOTIATING MY RECORD DEAL. 404 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:13,691 HAD. 405 00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:14,193 >> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU WERE? 406 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,963 >> AND HE WAS ON THE TV SHOW. SO HE ALREADY KIND OF 407 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,399 TRANSITIONED AND STARTED TO ACT, I THINK. 408 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,767 >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL COMPETITIVE WITH HIM? 409 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,703 I IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY A COMPETITIVE GUY. 410 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,938 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DEPENDS. 411 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:29,342 IT DEPENDS ON WHO I'M BEING COMPETITIVE WITH. 412 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:32,578 YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, YEAH, I COULD BE PRETTY COMPETITIVE. 413 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:35,948 >> Jimmy: WILL SMITH, YES, NO? 414 00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:40,920 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. WE HAVE BOTH BEEN DOING OUR OWN 415 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,689 THING. I THINK I ADMIRED HIS CAREER AND 416 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:45,425 I THINK HE WAS STARTING OFF DOING IT FIRST SO I PROBABLY 417 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,927 TOOK SOME LESSONS FROM HIS PLAYBOOK. 418 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,630 BUT SUPER COMPETITIVE, YEAH, YOU PUT MY BROTHERS AND I TOGETHER 419 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,933 AND IT'S, I AM ON TILT ALL THE TIME. BUT ‐‐ 420 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:58,971 >> Jimmy: THAT IS ON DISPLAY IN 421 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:05,011 "WAHLSTREET" THAT PREMIERS NEXT THURSDAY ON HBO MAX. 422 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:05,978 MARK WAHLBERG, THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 423 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:06,479 >> TAKE CARE, BUDDY. 424 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:11,718 >> Jimmy: BACK WITH HUNTER BIDEN. 425 00:24:15,984 --> 00:24:18,939 ♪ 426 00:24:18,939 --> 00:24:20,865 >>> WELL, HELLO, WELCOME BACK, THESE ARE FROM THE WALLFLOWERS, 427 00:24:20,865 --> 00:24:25,637 AND OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE MOST FAMOUS BOARD MEMBER OF A 428 00:24:25,637 --> 00:24:29,374 UKRAINIAN ENERGY COMPANY OF ALL TIME. HIS NEW MEMOIRE IS CALLED 429 00:24:29,374 --> 00:24:32,410 "BEAUTIFUL THINGS," IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE HE IS. 430 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:36,614 WELCOME HUNTER BIDEN. 431 00:24:36,614 --> 00:24:43,922 ♪ 432 00:24:43,922 --> 00:24:44,990 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING. 433 00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:47,625 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 434 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,928 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, AFTER READING THIS BOOK, I'M 435 00:24:49,928 --> 00:24:52,931 IMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE ALIVE. I REALLY AM. 436 00:24:52,931 --> 00:24:56,701 IT IS AMAZING THAT YOU ARE ALIVE AFTER ALL THE CRAZY THINGS THAT 437 00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:59,070 YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH. 438 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,874 >> IT WAS A ‐‐ THAT WAS JOURNEY. BUT THANK GOD I MADE IT THROUGH. 439 00:25:02,874 --> 00:25:06,978 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO KIDDING. AND A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU 440 00:25:06,978 --> 00:25:11,049 DETAIL HAPPENED HERE HAD IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. RIGHT AROUND HERE. 441 00:25:11,049 --> 00:25:12,283 >> YEAH. 442 00:25:12,283 --> 00:25:16,121 >> Jimmy: THERE'S LIKE, YOU WERE DOING CRACK AT THE PLACES THAT I 443 00:25:16,121 --> 00:25:16,486 EAT. 444 00:25:16,486 --> 00:25:18,289 >> YEAH. WELL, NOT INTENTIONALLY. 445 00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:21,626 I WAS NOT STALKING YOU. 446 00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:24,195 >> Jimmy: NO, NO. I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE. 447 00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:28,166 BUT YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE YOU I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT CRACK. 448 00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,835 I KNOW HE THAT SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU HEAR ABOUT IT AND YOU SEE IT 449 00:25:30,835 --> 00:25:35,373 ON TV SHOWS AND YOU KNOW, THE NEWS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 450 00:25:35,373 --> 00:25:39,511 BUT I LEARNED HOW TO GET ‐‐ I REALLY THINK I COULD GET IT NOW 451 00:25:39,511 --> 00:25:40,812 THANKS TO YOUR BOOK. 452 00:25:40,812 --> 00:25:47,085 >> WELL, I HOPE THAT WAS NOT THE MESSAGE THAT YOU GOT FROM THE 453 00:25:47,085 --> 00:25:48,787 BOOK. INSIGHTS 454 00:25:48,787 --> 00:25:50,155 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A HOW‐TOO MANUEL? 455 00:25:50,155 --> 00:25:53,625 >> NO, IT'S A PLEASE DON'T MANUEL. 456 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:56,661 >> Jimmy: NO ABSOLUTELY, LISTEN, IF SOMEBODY READS THIS BOOK AND 457 00:25:56,661 --> 00:26:00,398 THEN GOES, I SHOULD TRY CRACK AFTERWARDS, WELL, THEN THEY ‐‐ 458 00:26:00,398 --> 00:26:02,967 >> YEAH. THEY DIDN'T FINISH THE BOOK. 459 00:26:02,967 --> 00:26:05,103 >> Jimmy: NO THEY DIDN'T START OR FINISH THE BOOK. 460 00:26:05,103 --> 00:26:08,973 >> EXACTLY. 461 00:26:08,973 --> 00:26:13,344 >> Jimmy: YOU, IN FACT, WHERE WE ARE SITUATED RIGHT NOW, THE 462 00:26:13,344 --> 00:26:16,181 ROOSEV ROOSEVELT HOTEL IS ACROSS THE 463 00:26:16,181 --> 00:26:19,684 STREET FROM US AND HAD YOU A BENDER? 464 00:26:19,684 --> 00:26:23,788 >> I WAS IN EVERY HOTEL IN LOS ANGELES. 465 00:26:23,788 --> 00:26:27,826 EVERY MOTEL AND HOTEL UNTIL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE A ROOM FOR ME THE 466 00:26:27,826 --> 00:26:28,426 NEXT DAY. 467 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:32,097 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE STORIES WAS THAT, YOU WENT DOWN THE BLOCK 468 00:26:32,097 --> 00:26:35,133 FROM US, AND YOU LOOKED FOR GUY WHO IS MIGHT BE ABLE TO ‐‐ 469 00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:36,000 >> YEAH. 470 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,338 >> Jimmy: GET YOU SOMETHING AND THEN YOU WOUND UP GETTING IT AND 471 00:26:40,338 --> 00:26:43,675 USING CRACK WITH THEM? WERE THEY DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN 472 00:26:43,675 --> 00:26:46,678 BY ANY CHANCE? 473 00:26:46,678 --> 00:26:49,547 >> NO. WE, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. 474 00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:52,016 SOME THINGS I DON'T RECALL EXACTLY. 475 00:26:52,016 --> 00:26:59,958 YOU KNOW, I WROTE ABOUT IT, AIN 476 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:04,295 VIVID DETAIL. THE QUESTION THAT MOST ADDICTS 477 00:27:04,295 --> 00:27:05,897 HAVE A HARD TIME ANSWERING AND 478 00:27:05,897 --> 00:27:12,637 WHAT EVERYONE WHO IS A 479 00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:17,575 NON‐ADDICT WANTS THE ANSWER TO IS WHY, AND THE ANSWER IS IT 480 00:27:17,575 --> 00:27:20,945 WORKS AT FIRST, UNTIL IT DOESN'T. AND FOR ME, IT WAS IMPORTANT TO 481 00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:24,282 BE COMPLETELY HONEST ABOUT THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE. 482 00:27:24,282 --> 00:27:25,250 IT WAS NOT A HOW‐TO MANUEL. 483 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:28,720 >> Jimmy: NO, BUT IT IS A VERY VIVID AND DETAILED DESCRIPTION 484 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,991 OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO USE CRACK. 485 00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:33,356 >> YEAH. 486 00:27:33,356 --> 00:27:37,695 >> Jimmy: AND I MEAN, I HAVE NOT USED CRACK, BUT I DO FEEL LIKE I 487 00:27:37,695 --> 00:27:40,231 UNDERSTAND IT NOW. AND I DID THINK IT WAS 488 00:27:40,231 --> 00:27:44,002 ESPECIALLY INTERESTING WHEN YOU SPOKE, YOU WROTE ABOUT THE FACT 489 00:27:44,002 --> 00:27:46,804 THAT, WHAT HAPPENS THE FIRST TIME YOU USE IT IS SOMETHING YOU 490 00:27:46,804 --> 00:27:49,541 CHASE FOR THE REST OF THE TIME YOU USE IT. 491 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:53,511 IT NEVER IS, IT'S NEVER WHAT IT WAS THAT FIRST TIME. 492 00:27:53,511 --> 00:27:55,547 >> EVER, NEVER. AND THAT IS LIKE EVERY DRUG. 493 00:27:55,547 --> 00:27:59,584 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 494 00:27:59,584 --> 00:28:04,022 THE MOST INSIDIOUS DRUG FOR ME AND I THINK FOR MANY PEOPLE THAT 495 00:28:04,022 --> 00:28:10,395 DEAL WITH ADDICTION IS ALCOHOL. BUT, CRACK BROUGHT ME TO A PLACE 496 00:28:10,395 --> 00:28:13,198 THAT I HAD NEVER HAD BEEN TO BEFORE. 497 00:28:13,198 --> 00:28:16,100 BOTH IN TERMS OF THE HIGH, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST. 498 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:20,471 BUT ABSOLUTELY AS IT RELATES TO THE LOW. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL 499 00:28:20,471 --> 00:28:26,144 EXPERIENCE AT THE END. AND IT WAS AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE 500 00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:28,780 THROUGHOUT, AFTER THAT FIRST TIME, YOU LIVE IN IN A LOT OF 501 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,314 GULT AND SHAME. 502 00:28:29,314 --> 00:28:32,951 >> AND ALSO, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT, LISTEN, WE KNOW YOU, 503 00:28:32,951 --> 00:28:35,386 YOU HAVE HAD A LARD LIFE NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 504 00:28:35,386 --> 00:28:39,791 RIGHT FROM, YOU KNOW, FROM WHEN YOU WERE VERY YOUNG, TRAGEDY 505 00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,627 STRUCK YOUR FAMILY. AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S 506 00:28:42,627 --> 00:28:46,864 EASY TO DRAW LINES FROM THIS TO THAT OR WHATEVER. 507 00:28:46,864 --> 00:28:51,402 BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY A CHEMICAL ELEMENT, TO ADDICTION. 508 00:28:51,402 --> 00:28:57,242 >> YEAH, WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE THE BOOK FOR WAS, TO HUMANIZE 509 00:28:57,242 --> 00:29:02,013 PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION. BUT ALSO, I WROTE THE BOOK IN 510 00:29:02,013 --> 00:29:06,751 MORE THAN ANYTHING, IT'S A LOVE LETTER TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE 511 00:29:06,751 --> 00:29:09,821 LOVING SOMEONE THAT IS STRUGGLING WITH ADDICTION. 512 00:29:09,821 --> 00:29:14,993 BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS THAT THEIR 513 00:29:14,993 --> 00:29:18,563 LOVE JUST CAN'T GET THROUGH. WHY IT IS THAT IF THEY JUST LOVE 514 00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:23,034 THEM MORE, THAT SOMEHOW THEY WOULD HAD BE ABLE TO CURE THEM. 515 00:29:23,034 --> 00:29:29,574 AND THE ONE THING THAT I FOUND TO BE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE 516 00:29:29,574 --> 00:29:33,444 MOST POWERFUL LOVE I KNEW WHICH WAS MY FAMILY, WAS MY ADDICTION. 517 00:29:33,444 --> 00:29:36,814 I HOPE THIS IS, PROVIDES SOME PEOPLE WITH SOME REAL HOPE THAT 518 00:29:36,814 --> 00:29:40,718 IF THEY ARE JUST PERSISTENT AND THEY CONTINUE, THAT WHEN THAT 519 00:29:40,718 --> 00:29:43,655 PERSON IS READY TO REACH FOR THAT LOVE, MAYBE THEY WILL BE 520 00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:46,691 ABLE TO FIND THEIR WAY OUT OF THAT DEEP DARK HOLE. 521 00:29:46,691 --> 00:29:49,060 >> Jimmy: BOY, WAS YOUR DAD PERSISTENT. 522 00:29:49,060 --> 00:29:54,332 I MEAN, VERY, VERY PERSISTENT. AND I CANNOT IMAGINE THE 523 00:29:54,332 --> 00:29:57,402 NIGHTMARE THAT HE MUST HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH. 524 00:29:57,402 --> 00:29:57,767 >> YEAH. 525 00:29:57,767 --> 00:30:00,571 >> Jimmy: AND THEN READING ABOUT YOUR STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A 526 00:30:00,571 --> 00:30:03,508 LITTLE BOY AND HOW YOU WERE AROUND ALL THESE POLITICIANS 527 00:30:03,508 --> 00:30:08,179 THAT WE NOW KNOW AND THEY CALL YOU IN THE OFFICE AND YOU GET TO 528 00:30:08,179 --> 00:30:14,052 GO, SEE THESE THINGS AND THESE ARE FRIENDS OF YOUR DADS. 529 00:30:14,052 --> 00:30:20,958 AND THEN, WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LINDSEY GRAHAM BEING TELEVISION 530 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,760 AND ATTACKING YOU. HE WAS CONSIDERED A FAMILY 531 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,363 FRIEND AND HE IS A FRIEND OF YOUR FATHER'S AND HOW STRANGE IT 532 00:30:25,363 --> 00:30:28,399 IS TO SEE THAT HAPPEN. A PERSON DO THAT. 533 00:30:28,399 --> 00:30:33,538 >> IT'S REALLY, MORE THAN ANYTHING, IT'S SAD. 534 00:30:33,538 --> 00:30:37,442 THE SENATE THAT ‐‐ MY BROTHER AND I, YOU KNOW, GREW UP IN 535 00:30:37,442 --> 00:30:39,043 WILMINGTON. MY DAD COMMUTED EVERY DAY. 536 00:30:39,043 --> 00:30:41,045 WE KNEW THE SENATE. HE WOULD A TAKE US DOWN AND WE 537 00:30:41,045 --> 00:30:43,715 HAD A RULE. WE COULD GO WITH HIM AT ANY 538 00:30:43,715 --> 00:30:46,617 TIME, ANYWHERE THAT WE WANTED TO. 539 00:30:46,617 --> 00:30:49,487 WHICH SOMETIMES WE TOOK A LITTLE TOO MUCH ADVANTAGE OF. 540 00:30:49,487 --> 00:30:55,893 BUT WE, BUT WE SAW MY DAD AND GOT TO BECOME FRIENDS. 541 00:30:55,893 --> 00:30:59,263 WELL NOT AS KIDS BUT THEY WERE LIKE UNCLES. 542 00:30:59,263 --> 00:31:03,267 AND YOU KNOW, WHETHER REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT. 543 00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:07,438 POLITICS HAS BECOME SO TOXIC. IT HAS. 544 00:31:07,438 --> 00:31:13,044 AND I THINK THAT THE THING THAT I HOPE MY DAD IS ABLE TO BRING 545 00:31:13,044 --> 00:31:17,482 BACK IS HIS GENUINE DESIRE TO 546 00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:21,753 TAKE SOME OF THAT TOXICITY OUT AGAIN. 547 00:31:21,753 --> 00:31:25,356 SO, I HAD A DEEP RESPECT FOR SENATOR GRAHAM. 548 00:31:25,356 --> 00:31:31,162 AND IT'S JUST SAD TO SEE THE WAY IN WHICH HE HAS DECIDED TO, NOT 549 00:31:31,162 --> 00:31:33,831 JUST ATTACK ME. BUT TO APPROACH POLITICS. 550 00:31:33,831 --> 00:31:36,567 >> YEAH. BUT ALSO THE WAY HE ATTACKED YOU. 551 00:31:36,567 --> 00:31:40,605 YOU WROTE IN THE BOOK. I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, 552 00:31:40,605 --> 00:31:46,077 YOU KNOW, THE UKRAINE AND UKRAINE AND HOW IT BECAME SOME 553 00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:48,679 ISSUE. IT BECAME SOMETHING, I GAVE 554 00:31:48,679 --> 00:31:50,381 DONALD TRUMP SOMETHING TO GRAB TO. 555 00:31:50,381 --> 00:31:53,017 WELL HE DID GET IMPEACHED AS A RESULT OF IT. 556 00:31:53,017 --> 00:31:56,687 BUT YOU WROTE, DID I MAKE A MISTAKE BY TAKING A SEAT ON THE 557 00:31:56,687 --> 00:31:59,223 BOARD OF THE UKRAINIAN GAS COMPANY? NO. 558 00:31:59,223 --> 00:32:00,992 DID I DISPLAY A LACK OF JUDGMENT? 559 00:32:00,992 --> 00:32:06,097 >> NO. WOULD I DO IT AGAIN? NO. 560 00:32:06,097 --> 00:32:14,071 >> I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND WHAT I WROTE. GO TO THE BEGINNING. 561 00:32:14,071 --> 00:32:17,608 I WENT TO YALE LAW SCHOOL. I SERVED ON A DOZEN BOARDS 562 00:32:17,608 --> 00:32:20,912 BEFORE BURISMA, I WAS A VICE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD IN AMTRAK, 563 00:32:20,912 --> 00:32:24,849 AND CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD AT THE WORLD FOOD PROGRAM U. S., 564 00:32:24,849 --> 00:32:27,685 LARGEST, SUPPORTING THE LARGEST HUMANITARIAN ORGANIZATION IN THE 565 00:32:27,685 --> 00:32:34,091 WORLD. I HAD AN EXPERTISE IN CORPORATE 566 00:32:34,091 --> 00:32:38,162 GOVERNANCE AND I WAS A LAWYER. WHICH WAS HOW I WAS FIRST 567 00:32:38,162 --> 00:32:39,864 APPROACHED. HOWEVER, WHAT I DIDN'T TAKE IN 568 00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:44,402 TO ACCOUNT WAS THE WAY IN WHICH THEY WOULD USE THE PERCEPTION 569 00:32:44,402 --> 00:32:48,206 AGAINST MY DAD. AND FOR THAT, I HAVE, I WOULD 570 00:32:48,206 --> 00:32:52,944 NOT DO IT AGAIN FOR THAT REASON. 571 00:32:52,944 --> 00:32:54,545 >> Jimmy: YEAH. DOES IT MAKE YOU CRAZY WHEN YOU 572 00:32:54,545 --> 00:32:56,881 HEAR HAD SOMEBODY LIKE DONALD TRUMP, JR., SAYING THE ONLY 573 00:32:56,881 --> 00:33:01,185 REASON HE IS ‐‐ IS BECAUSE HE IS ABIDE ENAND BECAUSE OF HIS LAST 574 00:33:01,185 --> 00:33:04,489 NAME, AND HOW JUST, WILDLY COMICAL THAT IS? 575 00:33:04,489 --> 00:33:08,693 >> IT IS WILDLY COMICAL. THAT IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY. 576 00:33:08,693 --> 00:33:11,696 I THINK. BUT, YOU KNOW, I REALLY, WHAT I 577 00:33:11,696 --> 00:33:15,900 HAVE LEARNED IS THIS, I DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THINKING 578 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:16,233 ABOUT IT. 579 00:33:16,233 --> 00:33:18,703 >> Jimmy: I DO, I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 580 00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:19,637 I WILL THINK ABOUT IT FOR YOU. 581 00:33:19,637 --> 00:33:21,706 >> WELL, MAYBE IS WHY. I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK 582 00:33:21,706 --> 00:33:25,042 ABOUT IT FOR ME. I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK 583 00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:25,776 ABOUT IT FOR ME. 584 00:33:25,776 --> 00:33:28,012 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW DONALD TRUMP, JR.? 585 00:33:28,012 --> 00:33:28,446 >> NO. 586 00:33:28,446 --> 00:33:29,780 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NEVER MET HIM? 587 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,250 >> NOT THAT I THOUGH OF. 588 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,686 >> Jimmy: YOU SAY NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 589 00:33:35,686 --> 00:33:38,155 >> I HAVE BEEN IN ROUGH PLACES. 590 00:33:38,155 --> 00:33:41,559 >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LAPTOP IN INTERVIEWS 591 00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:47,698 AND IT BECAME A BIG THING AND WHEN YOU ARE ASKED IF IT'S YOUR 592 00:33:47,698 --> 00:33:55,172 LAPTOP, YOU SAY, YOU DON'T KNOW. AND THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE 593 00:33:55,172 --> 00:33:56,407 UNLESS YOU READ THE BOOK AND THEN I'M REVISED YOU HAVE SHOES 594 00:33:56,407 --> 00:33:56,772 ON. 595 00:33:56,772 --> 00:33:59,210 >> YEAH, I MADE IT TODAY. PANTS WERE THE PROBLEM. 596 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:00,678 PANTS WERE THE PROBLEM. YEAH. 597 00:34:00,678 --> 00:34:02,346 >> Jimmy: PANTS ARE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM. 598 00:34:02,346 --> 00:34:04,482 >> YEAH. NO, YOU KNOW, LOOK, I REALLY 599 00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:06,984 DON'T KNOW. AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, 600 00:34:06,984 --> 00:34:11,656 IT'S A RED HERRING. IT IS ABSOLUTELY A RED HERRING. 601 00:34:11,656 --> 00:34:15,693 I ABSOLUTELY THINK WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO QUESTION ANYTHING THAT 602 00:34:15,693 --> 00:34:19,096 COMES FROM THE, FROM THE DESK OF RUDY GIULIANI. 603 00:34:19,096 --> 00:34:22,466 AND SO, I DON'T KNOW. IS THE ANSWER. 604 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:24,669 >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD APPLE CARE? 605 00:34:24,669 --> 00:34:28,906 >> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING. YEAH. 606 00:34:28,906 --> 00:34:31,576 >> Jimmy: THERE'S ONE OTHER THING THAT I WANT TO ASK ABOUT, 607 00:34:31,576 --> 00:34:35,479 IT'S THE END OF THE BOOK, AND YOU ARE MARRIED NOW. 608 00:34:35,479 --> 00:34:38,649 YOU FOUND LOVE. AND THE WAY YOU FOUND LOVE, YOU 609 00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:41,385 HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT ON PAPER THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. OKAY. 610 00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:43,421 AND CORRECT ME IF I HAVE ANY OF THE DETAILS WRONG. 611 00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:44,155 >> OKAY. 612 00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:45,990 >> Jimmy: YOU MEET SOME STRANGERS. 613 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,526 THEY SAY, OH, WE HAVE A GIRL YOU SHOULD MEET. 614 00:34:48,526 --> 00:34:51,696 THEY GIVE YOU HER PHONE NUMBER. YOU TEXT HER LIKE LATE AT NIGHT. 615 00:34:51,696 --> 00:34:52,163 >> EXACTLY. 616 00:34:52,163 --> 00:34:57,368 >> Jimmy: SHE IS SLEEPING. SHE IS LIKE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M 617 00:34:57,368 --> 00:34:59,236 ASLEEP. SHE TEXTS YOU THE NEXT MORNING 618 00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:01,872 AND YOU HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER IN AN HOUR, YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER 619 00:35:01,872 --> 00:35:06,777 AND SHE TELLS YOU SHE LOVES YOU AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT YOU 620 00:35:06,777 --> 00:35:07,211 ARE A CRACK ADDICT. 621 00:35:07,211 --> 00:35:09,914 >> I TELL HER. I TELL HER. WITHIN THE HOUR BEFORE I TOLD 622 00:35:09,914 --> 00:35:13,384 HER I LOVED HER SO SHE HAD AN OUT, I TOLD HER. 623 00:35:13,384 --> 00:35:17,421 I SAID, LOOK, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM. BUT, IT'S AMAZING. 624 00:35:17,421 --> 00:35:22,059 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU MARRY HER A WEEK LATER. 625 00:35:22,059 --> 00:35:22,927 >> YEAH. 626 00:35:22,927 --> 00:35:27,732 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ‐‐ NOW IF I'M YOUR DAD AND YOU TELL ME, I SAY, 627 00:35:27,732 --> 00:35:31,035 NO, OH, NO, OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT DID YOUR DAD SAY WHEN YOU 628 00:35:31,035 --> 00:35:33,638 CALLED TO TELL HIM THIS? 629 00:35:33,638 --> 00:35:37,008 >> I CALLED HIM TO TELL HIM. AND HE GOT ON THE PHONE WITH 630 00:35:37,008 --> 00:35:40,044 MELISSA. AND HE SAID, I WILL TELL YOU THE 631 00:35:40,044 --> 00:35:45,716 SAME THING THAT MY MOM, MY GRANDMOTHER SAID TO MY NOW 632 00:35:45,716 --> 00:35:52,723 MOTHER. WHEN WE GOT REMARRIED. WE SAY WE GOT REMARRIED AFTER MY 633 00:35:52,723 --> 00:35:55,159 MOMMY'S DEATH. THANK YOU FOR GIVING MY SON THE 634 00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:56,894 COURAGE TO LOVE AGAIN. 635 00:35:56,894 --> 00:35:59,430 >> Jimmy: WOW. HE ALWAYS SAID THE RIGHT THING. 636 00:35:59,430 --> 00:35:59,964 DOESN'T HE? 637 00:35:59,964 --> 00:36:00,765 >> HE DOES. 638 00:36:00,765 --> 00:36:03,200 >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS, I MEAN, THIS IS SOME BOOK. 639 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,504 THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE BOOKS YOU GO, ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A 640 00:36:06,504 --> 00:36:09,440 HELL OF A BOOK. IT'S CALLED "BEAUTIFUL THINGS." 641 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,175 HUNTER BIDEN. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US. 642 00:36:11,175 --> 00:36:13,077 >> I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. 643 00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:14,078 >> Jimmy: WE WILL BE BACK WITH THE WALLFLOWERS. 644 00:36:14,078 --> 00:36:15,780 ♪ 645 00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:26,173 >>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIFE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENT BID 646 00:36:26,173 --> 00:36:29,243 MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING. 647 00:36:29,243 --> 00:36:31,981 >>> THIS IS THE FIRST NEW ALBUM IN TEN YEARS, IT'S CALLED EXIT 648 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:34,717 WOUNDS WITH ROOTS AND WINGS, THE 649 00:36:34,717 --> 00:36:42,491 WALLFLOWERS. 650 00:37:04,546 --> 00:37:05,047 ♪ 651 00:37:05,047 --> 00:37:06,782 ♪ 652 00:37:06,782 --> 00:37:07,349 ♪ YOU'RE SUCH A HEAVY BIRD 653 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:09,885 YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A ♪ 654 00:37:09,885 --> 00:37:10,586 ♪ USE FOR YOUR FEATHERS 655 00:37:10,586 --> 00:37:13,822 WHILE YOU'RE HOPPING DOWN THE ROAD YOU WERE BORN TO ♪ 656 00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:14,223 ♪ WALK THE EARTH 657 00:37:14,223 --> 00:37:16,959 WITH YOUR BACK AGAINST THE COLD AND NO YOU NEVER ♪ 658 00:37:16,959 --> 00:37:18,060 ♪ HAD A PURPOSE 659 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,995 TILL I WORE YOU ON MY BACK LIKE A COAT 660 00:37:19,995 --> 00:37:22,498 YOU'RE IN YOUR ♪ 661 00:37:22,498 --> 00:37:22,898 ♪ EVENING GLOVES 662 00:37:22,898 --> 00:37:25,234 YOU'RE OFF THE FARM TAKING BIG CITY DRUGS 663 00:37:25,234 --> 00:37:26,902 NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU GET ♪ 664 00:37:26,902 --> 00:37:28,771 ♪ LET IT SINK IN 665 00:37:28,771 --> 00:37:32,374 THAT I GAVE YOU ROOTS 666 00:37:32,374 --> 00:37:38,947 AND BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS 667 00:37:38,947 --> 00:37:40,616 YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪ 668 00:37:40,616 --> 00:37:44,453 ♪ AND I GAVE YOU WINGS 669 00:37:44,453 --> 00:37:50,926 AND I SHOWED YOU HOW TO SWING 670 00:37:50,926 --> 00:37:52,561 I SHOWED YOU HOW TO STRUT ♪ 671 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:53,295 ♪ THAT'S MY MOJO 672 00:37:53,295 --> 00:38:00,402 YOU'RE USING THAT'S MY WINE GETTING YOU DRUNK ♪ 673 00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:03,605 ♪ WAS I THAT BROKE YOU IN 674 00:38:03,605 --> 00:38:10,579 I GOT YOU CLEAN CLIPPED AND CUT YOU'RE A MULE AMONG ♪ 675 00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:14,983 ♪ HORSES I TOOK YOU 676 00:38:14,983 --> 00:38:19,488 WHEN GOD STOOD YOU UP NOW TELL ME WHO COULD DO MORE ♪ 677 00:38:19,488 --> 00:38:22,524 ♪ SET MYSELF ON 678 00:38:22,524 --> 00:38:27,162 FIRE KEEPING YOU WARM AND NOW I'M OFF THE HOOK 679 00:38:27,162 --> 00:38:29,198 AND HE'S ON YOUR CHIN ♪ 680 00:38:29,198 --> 00:38:32,167 ♪ BUT I GAVE YOU ROOTS 681 00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:39,108 YEAH BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS KNOW I GAVE YOU ROOTS 682 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:59,895 AND I GAVE YOU WINGS ♪ 683 00:38:59,895 --> 00:39:01,096 ♪ 684 00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:01,461 ♪ 685 00:39:01,461 --> 00:39:01,796 ♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR 686 00:39:01,796 --> 00:39:06,535 LOOKS AND YOUR PRETTY THINGS A NEW SET OF CHANCES 687 00:39:06,535 --> 00:39:10,572 THAT I WOULDN'T GIVE ♪ 688 00:39:10,572 --> 00:39:11,106 ♪ NOW IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN 689 00:39:11,106 --> 00:39:13,575 I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN THAT I GAVE YOU ROOTS 690 00:39:13,575 --> 00:39:18,981 BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS ♪ 691 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:22,584 ♪ YOU'RE SUCH A HEAVY BIRD 692 00:39:22,584 --> 00:39:27,289 YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN 693 00:39:27,289 --> 00:39:34,229 YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪ 694 00:39:34,229 --> 00:39:40,002 ♪ BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS 695 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:46,608 YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS 696 00:39:46,608 --> 00:39:49,678 OH NOW YOU'RE ♪ 697 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:52,614 ♪ SUCH A HEAVY BIRD 698 00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:58,620 YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪ 699 00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:02,925 ♪ GAVE YOU ROOTS 700 00:40:02,925 --> 00:40:08,330 I GAVE YOU WINGS GAVE YOU ROOTS 701 00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:10,933 GAVE YOU WINGS ♪ 702 00:40:10,933 --> 00:40:11,266 ♪ YOU'RE SUCH 703 00:40:11,266 --> 00:40:25,047 A HEAVY BIRD ♪ 704 00:40:25,047 --> 00:40:26,281 ♪ 705 00:40:26,281 --> 00:40:27,416 >> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY 706 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:34,489 MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING. 707 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,379 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK MARK WAHLBERG, HUNTER BIDEN, JAMES 708 00:40:41,379 --> 00:40:42,480 ADOMIAN, AND THE WALLFLOWERS. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON. 709 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,015 "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXTM SO THE PARTY IS REALLY JUST GETTING 710 00:40:44,015 --> 00:40:47,515 STARTED. THANKS FOR WATCHING. YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME. GOODNIGHT.