>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE"!
TONIGHT, MARK WAHLBERG, HUNTER BIDEN,
AND MUSIC FROM THE WALLFLOWERS. AND NOW JIMMY KIMMEL! HELLO.
I'M JIMMY. I'M THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR
LAUGHTER. WE HAVE A WALL‐TO‐WALL SHOW FOR
YOU STARTING WITH MARK WAHLBERG AND ENDING WITH THE WALLFLOWERS.
AND THE SECRET SERVICE IS IN THE BUILDING TOO.
BECAUSE, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW DONALD TRUMP WAS ALWAYS ASKING
WHERE HUNTER IS? HE'S HERE‐IN OUR BUILDING.
HE'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! SON OF JOE, HUNTER BIDEN IS WITH
US. HUNTER IS HERE TO PROMOTE HIS NEW MEMOIR IN WHICH HE
CHRONICLES AMONG OTHER THINGS HIS CRACK ADDICTION.
THIS BOOK IS WILD. HE BOUGHT CRACK RIGHT HERE ON
OUR BLOCK. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? CRACK IN THIS BEAUTIFUL
NEIGHBORHOOD? THAT HAS TO BE FAKE NEWS.
ANYWAY I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS FOR HUNTER.
AND SINCE HE'S HERE, I WILL ASK THEM.
AND HEY YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS WRITING A BOOK? MIKE PENCE.
THE FORMER VICE POODLE IS PUTTING PENCE TO PAPER.
HE SIGNED A TWO‐BOOK DEAL WITH SIMON & SCHUSTER.
I WONDER IF HE KNOWS THEY'RE A GAY COUPLE?
A RELEASE DATE HAS NOT YET BEEN ANNOUNCED BUT THE TITLE HAS IT'S
"ASS‐KISSER." I LIKE IT.
SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT. PENCE'S PUBLISHER CALLS THIS
"THE DEFINITIVE BOOK ON ONE OF THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL
PRESIDENCIES IN AMERICAN HISTORY."
OH, IT WAS CONSEQUENTIAL ALL RIGHT!
I AGREE WITH THAT. THE BOOK WILL COVER NOT JUST
PENCE'S TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE BUT ALL OF HIS LIFE.
INCLUDING TRAUMATIC FAMILY EVENTS LIKE THE TIME HE SAW
MOTHER WITHOUT HER BONNET. HE EVEN OPENS UP ABOUT THE TIME
IN COLLEGE HE EXPERIMENTED WITH ALMOND MILK. I CAN'T WAIT.
THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME PAGES HAVE GOTTEN WHITER AFTER WORDS
HAVE BEEN PRINTED ON THEM. SPEAKING OF WILD AND CRAZY GUYS
THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE IN THE ONGOING DRAMA SURROUNDING
FLORIDA CONGRESSMAN MATT GAETZ. FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS ARE
REPORTEDLY LOOKING INTO A TRIP GAETZ TOOK TO THE BAHAMAS A
COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND WHETHER OR NOT ONE OF HIS ASSOCIATES
PAID TRAVEL AND OTHER EXPENSES FOR FEMALE ESCORTS.
WHICH WOULD BE A VIOLATION OF SEX TRAFFICKING LAWS.
THE CBS NEWS REPORT SAYS GAETZ WAS ON THE TRIP WITH A GUY NAMED
JASON PIROZZOLO WHO IS A HAND SURGEON AND MARIJUANA
ENTREPRENEUR. BY THE WAY IF YOUR HAND SURGEON
IS ALSO A MARIJUANA ENTREPRENEUR PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA TO LEARN TO
WRITE WITH YOUR FEET. BUT A SPOKESPERSON FROM MATT
GAETZ'S OFFICE SAID "MATT GAETZ HAS NEVER PAID FOR SEX."
IMAGINE HAVING TO TELL YOUR SPOKESPERSON TO SAY THAT?
"HEY SPOKESPERSON. TELL THEM I NEVER PAID FOR SEX."
"YOU TELL THEM." "NO, I DON'T WANT TO TELL THEM.
IT'S YOUR JOB." "FINE." WE ALSO LEARNED TODAY THAT
ANOTHER "FRIEND" AND "CLOSE ASSOCIATE" OF GAETZ SEEMS LIKELY
TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH PROSECUTORS.
JOEL GREENBERG SEEN HERE WITH GAETZ AND PARDONED CRIMINAL
ROGER STONE WOULD SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT GAETZ'S
SEXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES HE IS IN HOT WATER TOO AND WITH
THAT SAID, I PRESENT FRITZ SCHELLER ATTORNEY‐AT‐LAW‐
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A STORY LIKE THIS WITHOUT A LAWYER WITH
CRAZY HAIR. ARE.
>>> DOES MATT GAETZ ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?
>> DOES MATT GAETZ HAVE ‐‐
>> WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT HAPPENED IN COURT TODAY SOME.
>> YOU ARE ASKING ME TO GET IN TO THE MIND OF MATT GAETZ, RIGHT?
>> WELL, FROM YOUR MIND.
>> FROM MY MIND.
>> BASED ON WHAT YOUR FINDINGS ARE?
>> BASED ON WHEN MY FINDINGS ARE.
I AM SURE THAT MATT GAETZ IS NOT FEELING COMFORTABLE TODAY.
NOW MIGHT BE A FUN TIME TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS TWEET
GAETZ POSTED JUST BEFORE MICHAEL COHEN TESTIFIED IN CONGRESS
ABOUT TRUMP. "HEY @MICHAELCOHEN212 DO YOUR
WIFE & FATHER‐IN‐LAW KNOW ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?
MAYBE TONIGHT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT CHAT.
I WONDER IF SHE'LL REMAIN FAITHFUL WHEN YOU'RE IN PRISON.
SHE'S ABOUT TO LEARN A LOT." OH, KARMA.
YOU OLD RASCAL, YOU.
>> YOUR ‐‐ DID YOUR CLIENT INTRODUCE MATT GAETZ ON ANY
UNDER AGE GIRLS FOR SEXUAL ‐‐
>> I'M GOING LET YOU SIT THERE AND IGNORE YOUR QUESTION.
AT LEAST HE'S HAVING FUN WITH IT. SO GOOD LUCK MATT GAETZ!
MAYBE HE JUST LOVES TRUMP SO MUCH HE WANTS TO GO TO JAIL WITH
HIM. MUCH OF THE COUNTRY IS OPENING
BACK UP WHETHER WE SHOULD OR NOT. THE STATE OF GEORGIA TODAY
LIFTED ALL REMAINING COVID RESTRICTIONS.
WHICH MEANS GEORGIANS WILL NOW BE FREE TO GET THE VIRUS
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME. GOVERNOR BRIAN KEMP SAID THEY
DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH THE RESTRICTIONS BECAUSE
"HARD‐WORKING GEORGIANS CANNOT ENDURE ANOTHER YEAR LIKE THAT
LAST." AND IF THEY GET COVID, THEY MAY
NOT HAVE TO. IT'S ALWAYS INTERESTING TO
COMPARE WHERE WE ARE NOW‐ TO WHERE WE WERE TWELVE MONTHS AGO.
AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME TO FIRE UP THE TIME CAPSULE FOR A
PEEK AT WHAT WAS IN THE NEWS ONE YEAR AGO THIS WEEK IN TONIGHT'S
EDITION OF "THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY."
>>> THIS WEEK IN COVID HISTORY, IT'S APRIL 2020, PRIME MINISTER
BORIS JOHNSON IS IN THE HOSPITAL.
THE CITY OF ANGELS HAS THE CLEAN ESTIMATE AIR AND EVERYONE IS
HELD OVER HEELS FOR GUY OWNER TIER ‐‐ LUCK WILLY THINGS ARE
STARTING TO LOOK UP.
>> WE ARE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEATING THIS VIRUS.
>> IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF OF THE
TUNNEL.
>> THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
>> THINGS ARE GOING WELL.
>> HOT DIGGITY DOG, LIGHT AT THE THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
>> IT DOES NOT TAKE AWAY ARE FROM TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY
WILL LOOK BAD.
>> HOW BAD IS IT GOING TO GET?
>> THE MINIMUM NUMBER WAS 100,000 LIVES AND I THINK WE
WILL BE SUBSTANTIALLY UNDER THAT NUMBER.
>> LESS THAN 100,000 DEATHS. HAD NO PROBLEM.
>> IF WE CAN STAY SUBSTANTIALLY UNDER THE 100, WHICH WAS THE
ORIGINAL PROJECTION. I HAD THINK WE ALL DID A VERY
GOOD JOB.
>> YES, GREAT WORK, TEAM. THIS HAS BEEN THIS WEEK IN COVID
HISTORY. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
HINDSIGHT IS INFURIATING. IT'S FUNNY TO ME THAT EVEN
THOUGH WE HAVE ALL THAT STUFF ON TAPE WITH TRUMP SAYING COVID
WILL BE OVER BY EASTER‐ PREDICTING LESS THAN A HUNDRED
THOUSAND DEATHS THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STILL SUPPORT HIM.
EVEN TO THE POINT WHERE IT DAMAGES THEM.
MIKE LINDELL, AMERICA'S FAVORITE PILLOW MERCHANT, CLAIMS THAT
AFTER RETAILERS LIKE KOHL'S AND BED, BATH, & BEYOND PULLED HIS
MYPILLOWS FROM THEIR SHELVES HIS COMPANY HAS SUFFERED A LOSS OF
$65 MILLION IN REVENUE. WHICH IS A LOT.
SO I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO CHECK IN WITH
MIKE. AND NOW FROM A LOCATION UNKNOWN
MIKE LINDELL. MIKE, ARE YOU THERE?
MIKE?
>>> I SAID, YOU KNOW, IF THAT MEANS YOU ARE NOT A COW, THAT
MEANS I'M NOT A FARMER? YOU TRY TELLING THAT TO MILLIONS
PEOPLE WHO ARE HONEST, HARD WORKING PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: MIKE! IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL, CAN YOU HEAR
ME?
>> MR. PRESIDENT?!!
>> Jimmy: NO! IT'S JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> WHO?
>> Jimmy: JIMMY KIMMEL.
>> I DON'T CARE FOR HIM!
>> Jimmy: WELL, I AM HIM, AND WE ARE ON THE SHOW AND I HAVE SOME
QUESTIONS FOR YOU. MIKE.
YEAH, GREAT, THAT'S GOOD. IS IT TRUE MYPILLOW LOST
65 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE OF THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES?
>> THAT IS SO TRUE. MY COMPANY, MYPILLOW WHICH MAKES
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SOFT FOAM RUBBER SACKS STUFFED WITH
PASSION BY WHITE PEOPLE IN MY HOME STATE OF MINNESOTA SUFFERED
A $65 MILLION LOSS BECAUSE LEFT‐WING MEDIA OUTLETS HAVE
PAINTED A PICTURE OF ME AS SOME KIND OF CRACKPOT EVEN THOUGH I
HAVEN'T DONE CRACK OR POT IN YEARS!
>> Jimmy: IS IT POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CRAZY
BECAUSE YOU OFTEN SAY CRAZY THINGS?
>> NOW THAT'S ‐‐ YOU BETTER WATCH IT OR I'LL GET
YOUR I. P. ADDRESS, PUNK! THE ONLY THING CRAZY I SEE IS
DOMINION! DOMINION IS BUILDING VOTING
MACHINES THAT ONLY CAST BALLOTS FOR DEMOCRATS, INSTEAD OF WHAT
THEY SHOULD BE WORKING ON.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS WHAT?
>> WHICH IS ROBOTS THAT CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A GAY!
I'VE LOST $65 MILLION AND I'LL HAPPILY LOSE $65 MILLION MORE IF
THAT'S THE COST OF TELLING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THE TRUTH!
AND THE TRUTH IS JOE BIDEN'S DOGS ARE COVERT OPERATIVES, HERE
TO STEAL STATE SECRETS AND SELL THEM TO CHINESE BURISMA
HOLDINGS‐ TO BUY THESE! Q‐TIPS! YOU KNOW Q?
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> THESE ARE HIS TIPS!
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT CHINESE
BURISMA.
>> HOLDINGS! WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR BUDDY,
HUNTER BIDEN ABOUT BURISMA HOLDINGS?
WHAT IS BURISMA HOLDING? AND WHY WON'T ANYBODY HOLD ME?
MY PILLOWS ARE GUARANTEED!
>> Jimmy: LET'S NOT FOCUS ON PILLOWS RIGHT NOW.
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAUNCH YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA
NETWORK, CALLED "FRANK."
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT?
>> I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT.
FRANK WILL HAVE NO CONTENT OR CONTENT RESTRICTIONS WHATSOEVER!
THIS IS AMERICA AND FREEDOM MEANS BEING FREE TO POST
ANYTHING YOU WANT CONSPIRACY THEORIES! BEHEADING VIDEOS!
THOSE TIKTOKS WHERE THE GIRLS DANCE AND MAKE FACES BUT DON'T
MOVE THEIR FEET! DO YOU WATCH THOSE?
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> HOLY HELL DO THEY MAKE ME HARD!
AS HARD AS MY PILLOWS ARE SOFT!
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WELL ‐‐
>> I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUTUBE OR TWITTER ANY MORE BECAUSE I
CALLED MY NEPHEW, JUDO, AND SAID "MAKE ME A WEBSITE THAT'S BETTER
THAN BOTH OF THEM AND CAN HANDLE A BILLION PEOPLE!"
AND THEN THE LINE WENT DEAD BECAUSE MY JITTERBUG PHONE IS
BEING SHADOWBANNED BY BOOST MOBILE!
BUT JUDO'S WORKING ON IT AND HE'LL HAVE US UP AND RUNNING IN
8 WEEKS!
>> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU'RE GIVING BONUSES TO PEOPLE ON YOUR
NETWORK IF THEY CAN GET KICKED OFF YOUTUBE. IS THAT TRUE?
>> THAT IS TRUE! I'M GIVING OUT BONUSES TO ANYONE
KICKED OFF YOUTUBE AND ANYONE WHO GETS KICKED OUT OF A
STARBUCKS FOR BLOWIN' IN A STRANGER'S EAR!
>> Jimmy: OKAY.
>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE TIKTOKS WHERE THE GIRLS DANCE
AND MAKE FACES BUT DON'T MOVE THEIR FEET?
HOLY HELL DO THEY MAKE ME HARD!
>> Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU, MIKE.
>> MY KIDS HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ME SINCE 2002!
>> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
THANKS FOR JOINING US, MIKE. HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE PIGEONS?
>> THE PIGEONS ARE A SYMBOL OF QUALITY.
EVERY MYPILLOW IS STUFFED WITH 100% NEW YORK CITY PIGEON
FEATHERS, GUARANTEED!
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ‐‐ DISGUSTING. THANK YOU, MIKE.
>> ASK YOUR BUDDY HUNTER ABOUT THE NANO‐BOTS IN TOM HANKS'
SEMEN!
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A VERY GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT, HUNTER
BIDEN IS HERE. WE HAVE MUSIC FROM THE
WALLFLOWERS. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MARK WAHLBERG.
♪
>>> HI THERE, AND WELCOME BACK, TONIGHT, HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED
"BEAUTIFUL THINGS" HUNTER BIDEN IS HERE.
THEN LATER, THEIR FIRST ALBUM IN NEARLY A DECADE COMES OUT
JULY 9th. IT'S CALLED "EXIT WOUNDS," MUSIC
FROM THE WALLFLOWERS. YOU CAN SEE THE WALLFLOWERS LIVE
ON TOUR STARTING JULY 16th AT MOHEGAN SUN.
>>> OUR FIRST GUEST IS A NOMINATED ACTOR, YOU CAN SEE HIM
AT WORK IN THE NEW DOCUMENTARY SERIES CALLED "WALL STREET," IT
PREMIERS ON HBO MAX, WELCOME MARK WAHLBERG.
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: MARK, PEOPLE KNOW, WE TAPE THE SHOW AT LIKE 5:00, I
FEEL LIKE YOU ARE HITTING THE HAY ALREADY.
YOU GET UP REALLY EARLY, RIGHT?
>> I LOOK PRETTY SLEEPY, HUH? YEAH.
KIND OF EARLY A START, BUT I STAYED UP LATE FOR.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY AND I'M INTERESTED TO SEE THIS
DOCUMENTARY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU,
AND MAYBE IT WILL GIVE US A BIT OF INSIGHT IN TO YOUR BRAIN.
BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> EVERYTHING IS GOOD, I'M HOPE, I FINISHED SHOOTING A MOVIE IN
THE DOMINICAN REPUBLICING AND I'M STARTING SHOOTING A MOVIE ON
MONDAY. WE ARE BACK IN THE BOXING RING.
TERE'S A BIT OF BOXING IN THE MOVIE.
SO IT'S BOXING TRAINING AND REHEARSALS TODAY, OBVIOUSLY ALL
WITH THE NEW COVID PROTOCOL. WE HAD PEOPLE IN MASKS AND
PEOPLE WATCHING TO MAKE SURE THAT WE DID NOT GET TOO CLOSE.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE PLAYING A BOXER AGAIN?
>> HE WAS A FIGHTER, HE MOVED TO L.A. TO BE AN ACTOR, HE FELL IN
LOVE WITH THE GIRL, HE AN ACCIDENT.
HE AN OUT OF BODY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, HE DECIDED TO BE A
PRIEST, HE DIED OF A RARE DEED, AND
‐‐ REAR DISEASE.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE NOT SEEN A TOUGH PRIEST STORY. I LIKE THOSE.
I THINK LAST TIME WAS 1975.
>> I █THINK BEFORE THAT.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANYTHING, BUT IF YOU HAVE A
BOXER OR PRIEST, YOU GO LIKE THIS, SIGN OF THE CROSSES AND
BOOM, YOU COME WITH THE LEFT.
>> I LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: WORK IT IN.
>> YEAH, I LIKE. THAT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU ARE TRAINING, YOU ARE BOXING, YOU ARE, YOU ARE
PREPARING TO START SHOOTING THIS MOVEMENT.
>> YEAH, I MEAN PRODUCING AS WELL.
SO, WE HAVE BEEN DOING QUITE A WE ARE SHOOTING HERE IN TOWN.
WHICH IS NICE. SO, I WILL GET TO BE HOME FOR A
WHILE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS NICE TO BE HOME.
HAS COVID SLOWED YOU DOWN AT ALL?
>> IT SLOWED US DOWN YOU TO A CERTAIN EXTENT BUT IT MADE US
BUSIER AT THE SAME TIME. WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP EVERYTHING
AFLOAT. IT'S FUNNY THE STORY LINE IN THE
SHOW TRACKS THE BUSINESS OVER THE LAST YEAR AND ALL THE
DIFFERENT BUSINESSES WE HAVE. ALL OF THE F‐FR45 STUDIOS AROUN
THE WORLD, AND THE CAR DEALERSHIPS AND AIR STREAM
BUSINESS TOOK OFF. OUR SPORTS NUTRITION BUSINESS
WAS DOING WELL. BECAUSE PEOPLE WANTED TO STAY
FIT IN THIS TIME. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL KIND OF
REVOLVING AROUND ALL THIS, YOU KNOW, STUFF THAT EVERYONE HAS
BEEN FACED AND DEALING WITH, WITH COVID.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE FITNESS CENTERS AND YOU
SELL IS HAMBURGERS, YOU ARE GETTING EVERYONE ON BOTH ENDS.
>> IT'S CALLED BALANCE, JIMMY. IT'S BOOT CAMP, YOU WANT TO EAT
RIGHT AND EXERCISE AND HAVE A CHEAT MEAL OR TWO OR THREE.
>> Jimmy: OR THREE.
>> WE HAVE A LOT OF HEALTHY OFFERINGS AS WELL.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO THE THING WHERE YOU HAVE THE BUN RAPPED IN
LETTUCE INSTEAD?
>> YEAH, AND YOU CAN HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER.
WE WERE THE FIRST TO INTRODUCE THAT.
>> Jimmy: NOTHING MAKES ME SADDER THAN EATING A BURGER WITH
NO BUN.
>> AFTER I DO THE BOXING SCENES I GET TO PUT ON AS MUCH WEIGHT
AS POSSIBLE OVER THE COURSE OF THE FILM.
SO I'M CHALLENGING MYSELF TO PUT ON 30 POUND POUNDS IN THE NEXT
WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED A CONSULTANT?
I CAN HELP YOU WITH THIS.
>> I AM LOOKING FOR ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.
>> YOU HAVE A BOXING TRAINER, YOU NEED A EATING TRAINER AS
WELL.
>> THEY WANT ME TO DO IT AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE ON.
I HAVE BEEN LIKE, I'M ON A REGIMEN FOR SO LONG, I WANT TO
EAT EVERYTHING. I WANT TO GO BAKERIES AND
DENNY'S AND GET PANCAKES AND EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET MY
HANDS ON.
>> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST.
SO YOU HAVE HIRED SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU GET.
IS THE PERSON FAT, IS HE FAT WHO IS HELPING YOU?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK HE HAS BEEN MANY DIFFERENT SIZES
OVER THE COURSE OF HIS CAREER AND LIFE.
>> Jimmy: OH.
>> HE HAS EXPERIENCE.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS LIKE HIS THING?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HE IS ACTUALLY VERY SMART AND
GOOD AT IT. HE HELPED ME TO GET DOWN IN
WEIGHT AND THEN PREPARE TO GO UP. I HAVE NOT STARTED THE PACKING
ON THE POUNDS YET SO WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES.
>> Jimmy: WHEN DO YOU START IT AND WHAT MEAL WILL KICK IT OFF?
>> I WILL PROBABLE SATURDAY IT MONDAY NIGHT OR TUESDAY OF 96 WE
‐‐ TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK, AND HOPEFULLY A 20 PIECE CHICKEN
NUGGET AND A SIX PACK OF BEER. WHY NOT? LET'S GO.
I HAD MAY NEED A PORT‐A‐POTIE.
>> Jimmy: THAT WILL BE GREAT. THAT IS EXCITING.
WE WILL TAKE A BREAK AND COME BACK AND SEE A NEW CLIP FROM THE
DOCUMENTARY, "WHAL STREET."
>>> BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY DOWN SIDES AND LEARNING
CURVES AND GROWING PAINS AND ALL THOSE THINGS. IT'S A PROCESS.
IT'S A PROCESS.
>> I THINK ULTIMATELY AT THE END OF THE DAY, I GOT THE BUG.
YOU KNOW, I GOT THE BUG FOR BUSINESS.
>> THAT IS MARK YOU WAHLBERG'S NEW DOCUMENTARY ON HBO MAX.
HUNTER BIDEN AND MUSIC FROM THE WALLFLOWERS ARE ON THE WAY.
YOU HAD CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND WHILE YOU WORK ON THE
BUSINESS ENDEAVORS YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH.
>> YES.
>> Jimmy: AND THESE BUSINESS ENDEAVORS, THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT I THINK LIKE, IT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE
LIKE OH, THIS GUY IS A MOVIE STAR, HE IS INVOLVED IN ALL THIS
FUN STUFF. I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO BE IN
MEETINGS AND DOING THIS KIND OF BUSINESS. I WISH I COULD DO THAT.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE OPPOSITE THOUGHT.
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S MICE, A LOT OF THE STUFF ALLOWS ME TO
SPEND MORE TIME WORKING FROM HOME. AND YOU KNOW, THESE ARE
BUSINESSES THAT I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT.
THE BUSINESS WITH WAHLBERGERS WAS MY BROTHER'S DREAM, HE IS A
SHE HA CHEF. AND I WANTED HIM TO FULFILL HIS
DREAM AND I DECIDED TO BE INVOLVED IN THE GROWTH AS
PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS AND CREATE A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES
FOR US TO OPEN STORES AND NOW WE HAVE OPENED IN GERMANY AND
LONDON, AND ALL OVER THE U. S. AND YOU KNOW, CONTINUING TO GROW
THAT BUSINESS. SO, I JUST KIND OF, YEAH, I FIND
IT FASCINATING. BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S TOUGH AT
TIMES. THERE'S TIMES WHERE I'M SITTING
SCRATCHING MY HEAD SAYING WHY AM I NOT FOCUSING ON PRODUCING, AND
FILMS AND ACTING, FOR SURE. BUT I DOVE IN, SO I HAVE TO STAY
THE COURSE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DOVE IN AND YOU MENTIONED YOU HAVE A CAR AND RV
DEALERSHIP AND THESE DEALERSHIPS ARE IN COLUMBUS, OHIO, CORRECT?
>> COLUMBUS, OHIO. CORRECT.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> YOU KNOW, WE HAVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF BUSINESS IN THE MIDWEST.
MY PARTNER IS FROM DETROIT. WE MET AND WE STARTED OUR FIRST
STORE IN COLUMBUS, OHIO. AND THEN WE HAVE A GMC BUICK
DEALERSHIP, AN RV DEALERSHIP AND
A AIRSTREAM? YOU ARE LIKE JOHN ELWAY.
>> I WAS A CAR SALESMEN SINCE I WAS A KID.
I BOUGHT A CAR, FLIPPED A CAR. I HAD 18 CARS ON THE FIRST YEAR
I HAD A LICENSE. I KEPT UPGRADING AND BUYING AND
SELLING CARS. SO IT'S BEEN SOMETHING THAT I
HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. I LOVE THE BUSINESS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SHAME YOU GOT IN TO ACTING, YOU PROBABLY COULD
HAVE MADE MORE MONEY. WE HAVE A CLIP ‐‐
>> ACTUALLY, IT'S FINANCING ALL THE OTHER BUSINESS INTERESTS,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING AND BAD THING.
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
♪
YEAH, THIS IS FROM YOUTUBE OR SOMETHING OR INSTAGRAM, I THINK.
>> AND SOMEONE PLAYING THE BANJO.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE SILENTLY DMI ADMIRING ALL OF YOUR CARS.
HAVE YOU DRIVEN AN RV?
>> MANY TIMES.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE GONE ON FAMILY TRIPS IN THE RV?
>> ON OH, I CANNOT GET MY WIFE ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
SHE IS COMING AROUND, WE SPENT A LOT OF THE SUMMER ON A LAKE.
SO ONE THING AT A TIME. SH IS FROM FLORIDA, SHE DOESN'T
LIKE LAKES OR RVs. WE ARE WORKING ON IT.
>> Jimmy: SHE GOT TOO MUCH OF IT AS A KID?
>> YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTARY OUT, I WANT TO ASK
YOU ABOUT ANOTHER DOCUMENTARY THAT YOU WERE A PART OF, I'M NOT
SUREIF YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS, SALAY MOON FRYE MADE AN
ENTERTAINING ON DOCUMENTARY AND WE HAVE A PHOTO FROM THAT, IT'S
YOU AND HER AND WILL SMITH WHEN YOU GUYS WERE LIKE, I DON'T
KNOW, 11 OR SOMETHING. AND SHE ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SHE REVEALED IN THE DOCUMENTARY THAT SHE HAD A MAJOR
CRUSH ON YOU AT THAT TIME.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH. REALLY.
>> I HAVE NOT SEEN THE DOC. HER AND I MET AT ONE OF MY
BROTHER'S CONCERTS. I HAVE NOT SEEN THE DOC.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY TO SEE YOU AND WILL SMITH THERE TOGETHER,
YOU ARE PROBABLY THE TWO MOST SUCCESSFUL MUSICIANS TO MAKE THE
JUMP TO ACTING, HUH?
>> IN THAT TIME, I WAS IN L. A. ON NEGOTIATING MY RECORD DEAL.
HAD.
>> Jimmy: REALLY? YOU WERE?
>> AND HE WAS ON THE TV SHOW. SO HE ALREADY KIND OF
TRANSITIONED AND STARTED TO ACT, I THINK.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL COMPETITIVE WITH HIM?
I IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY A COMPETITIVE GUY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DEPENDS.
IT DEPENDS ON WHO I'M BEING COMPETITIVE WITH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD BE, YEAH, I COULD BE PRETTY COMPETITIVE.
>> Jimmy: WILL SMITH, YES, NO?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, NO. WE HAVE BOTH BEEN DOING OUR OWN
THING. I THINK I ADMIRED HIS CAREER AND
I THINK HE WAS STARTING OFF DOING IT FIRST SO I PROBABLY
TOOK SOME LESSONS FROM HIS PLAYBOOK.
BUT SUPER COMPETITIVE, YEAH, YOU PUT MY BROTHERS AND I TOGETHER
AND IT'S, I AM ON TILT ALL THE TIME. BUT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: THAT IS ON DISPLAY IN
"WAHLSTREET" THAT PREMIERS NEXT THURSDAY ON HBO MAX.
MARK WAHLBERG, THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US.
>> TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
>> Jimmy: BACK WITH HUNTER BIDEN.
♪
>>> WELL, HELLO, WELCOME BACK, THESE ARE FROM THE WALLFLOWERS,
AND OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE MOST FAMOUS BOARD MEMBER OF A
UKRAINIAN ENERGY COMPANY OF ALL TIME. HIS NEW MEMOIRE IS CALLED
"BEAUTIFUL THINGS," IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE HE IS.
WELCOME HUNTER BIDEN.
♪
>> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO TELL YOU, AFTER READING THIS BOOK, I'M
IMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE ALIVE. I REALLY AM.
IT IS AMAZING THAT YOU ARE ALIVE AFTER ALL THE CRAZY THINGS THAT
YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH.
>> IT WAS A ‐‐ THAT WAS JOURNEY. BUT THANK GOD I MADE IT THROUGH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO KIDDING. AND A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU
DETAIL HAPPENED HERE HAD IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. RIGHT AROUND HERE.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S LIKE, YOU WERE DOING CRACK AT THE PLACES THAT I
EAT.
>> YEAH. WELL, NOT INTENTIONALLY.
I WAS NOT STALKING YOU.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO. I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE.
BUT YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE YOU I LEARNED A LOT ABOUT CRACK.
I KNOW HE THAT SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU HEAR ABOUT IT AND YOU SEE IT
ON TV SHOWS AND YOU KNOW, THE NEWS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
BUT I LEARNED HOW TO GET ‐‐ I REALLY THINK I COULD GET IT NOW
THANKS TO YOUR BOOK.
>> WELL, I HOPE THAT WAS NOT THE MESSAGE THAT YOU GOT FROM THE
BOOK. INSIGHTS
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A HOW‐TOO MANUEL?
>> NO, IT'S A PLEASE DON'T MANUEL.
>> Jimmy: NO ABSOLUTELY, LISTEN, IF SOMEBODY READS THIS BOOK AND
THEN GOES, I SHOULD TRY CRACK AFTERWARDS, WELL, THEN THEY ‐‐
>> YEAH. THEY DIDN'T FINISH THE BOOK.
>> Jimmy: NO THEY DIDN'T START OR FINISH THE BOOK.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: YOU, IN FACT, WHERE WE ARE SITUATED RIGHT NOW, THE
ROOSEV ROOSEVELT HOTEL IS ACROSS THE
STREET FROM US AND HAD YOU A BENDER?
>> I WAS IN EVERY HOTEL IN LOS ANGELES.
EVERY MOTEL AND HOTEL UNTIL THEY WOULD NOT HAVE A ROOM FOR ME THE
NEXT DAY.
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE STORIES WAS THAT, YOU WENT DOWN THE BLOCK
FROM US, AND YOU LOOKED FOR GUY WHO IS MIGHT BE ABLE TO ‐‐
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: GET YOU SOMETHING AND THEN YOU WOUND UP GETTING IT AND
USING CRACK WITH THEM? WERE THEY DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN
BY ANY CHANCE?
>> NO. WE, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW.
SOME THINGS I DON'T RECALL EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW, I WROTE ABOUT IT, AIN
VIVID DETAIL. THE QUESTION THAT MOST ADDICTS
HAVE A HARD TIME ANSWERING AND
WHAT EVERYONE WHO IS A
NON‐ADDICT WANTS THE ANSWER TO IS WHY, AND THE ANSWER IS IT
WORKS AT FIRST, UNTIL IT DOESN'T. AND FOR ME, IT WAS IMPORTANT TO
BE COMPLETELY HONEST ABOUT THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE.
IT WAS NOT A HOW‐TO MANUEL.
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT IT IS A VERY VIVID AND DETAILED DESCRIPTION
OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO USE CRACK.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I MEAN, I HAVE NOT USED CRACK, BUT I DO FEEL LIKE I
UNDERSTAND IT NOW. AND I DID THINK IT WAS
ESPECIALLY INTERESTING WHEN YOU SPOKE, YOU WROTE ABOUT THE FACT
THAT, WHAT HAPPENS THE FIRST TIME YOU USE IT IS SOMETHING YOU
CHASE FOR THE REST OF THE TIME YOU USE IT.
IT NEVER IS, IT'S NEVER WHAT IT WAS THAT FIRST TIME.
>> EVER, NEVER. AND THAT IS LIKE EVERY DRUG.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
THE MOST INSIDIOUS DRUG FOR ME AND I THINK FOR MANY PEOPLE THAT
DEAL WITH ADDICTION IS ALCOHOL. BUT, CRACK BROUGHT ME TO A PLACE
THAT I HAD NEVER HAD BEEN TO BEFORE.
BOTH IN TERMS OF THE HIGH, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST.
BUT ABSOLUTELY AS IT RELATES TO THE LOW. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL
EXPERIENCE AT THE END. AND IT WAS AN AWFUL EXPERIENCE
THROUGHOUT, AFTER THAT FIRST TIME, YOU LIVE IN IN A LOT OF
GULT AND SHAME.
>> AND ALSO, IT'S VERY DIFFICULT, LISTEN, WE KNOW YOU,
YOU HAVE HAD A LARD LIFE NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
RIGHT FROM, YOU KNOW, FROM WHEN YOU WERE VERY YOUNG, TRAGEDY
STRUCK YOUR FAMILY. AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S
EASY TO DRAW LINES FROM THIS TO THAT OR WHATEVER.
BUT THERE ARE DEFINITELY A CHEMICAL ELEMENT, TO ADDICTION.
>> YEAH, WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE THE BOOK FOR WAS, TO HUMANIZE
PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM ADDICTION. BUT ALSO, I WROTE THE BOOK IN
MORE THAN ANYTHING, IT'S A LOVE LETTER TO THE PEOPLE THAT ARE
LOVING SOMEONE THAT IS STRUGGLING WITH ADDICTION.
BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS THAT THEIR
LOVE JUST CAN'T GET THROUGH. WHY IT IS THAT IF THEY JUST LOVE
THEM MORE, THAT SOMEHOW THEY WOULD HAD BE ABLE TO CURE THEM.
AND THE ONE THING THAT I FOUND TO BE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE
MOST POWERFUL LOVE I KNEW WHICH WAS MY FAMILY, WAS MY ADDICTION.
I HOPE THIS IS, PROVIDES SOME PEOPLE WITH SOME REAL HOPE THAT
IF THEY ARE JUST PERSISTENT AND THEY CONTINUE, THAT WHEN THAT
PERSON IS READY TO REACH FOR THAT LOVE, MAYBE THEY WILL BE
ABLE TO FIND THEIR WAY OUT OF THAT DEEP DARK HOLE.
>> Jimmy: BOY, WAS YOUR DAD PERSISTENT.
I MEAN, VERY, VERY PERSISTENT. AND I CANNOT IMAGINE THE
NIGHTMARE THAT HE MUST HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN READING ABOUT YOUR STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A
LITTLE BOY AND HOW YOU WERE AROUND ALL THESE POLITICIANS
THAT WE NOW KNOW AND THEY CALL YOU IN THE OFFICE AND YOU GET TO
GO, SEE THESE THINGS AND THESE ARE FRIENDS OF YOUR DADS.
AND THEN, WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT LINDSEY GRAHAM BEING TELEVISION
AND ATTACKING YOU. HE WAS CONSIDERED A FAMILY
FRIEND AND HE IS A FRIEND OF YOUR FATHER'S AND HOW STRANGE IT
IS TO SEE THAT HAPPEN. A PERSON DO THAT.
>> IT'S REALLY, MORE THAN ANYTHING, IT'S SAD.
THE SENATE THAT ‐‐ MY BROTHER AND I, YOU KNOW, GREW UP IN
WILMINGTON. MY DAD COMMUTED EVERY DAY.
WE KNEW THE SENATE. HE WOULD A TAKE US DOWN AND WE
HAD A RULE. WE COULD GO WITH HIM AT ANY
TIME, ANYWHERE THAT WE WANTED TO.
WHICH SOMETIMES WE TOOK A LITTLE TOO MUCH ADVANTAGE OF.
BUT WE, BUT WE SAW MY DAD AND GOT TO BECOME FRIENDS.
WELL NOT AS KIDS BUT THEY WERE LIKE UNCLES.
AND YOU KNOW, WHETHER REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT.
POLITICS HAS BECOME SO TOXIC. IT HAS.
AND I THINK THAT THE THING THAT I HOPE MY DAD IS ABLE TO BRING
BACK IS HIS GENUINE DESIRE TO
TAKE SOME OF THAT TOXICITY OUT AGAIN.
SO, I HAD A DEEP RESPECT FOR SENATOR GRAHAM.
AND IT'S JUST SAD TO SEE THE WAY IN WHICH HE HAS DECIDED TO, NOT
JUST ATTACK ME. BUT TO APPROACH POLITICS.
>> YEAH. BUT ALSO THE WAY HE ATTACKED YOU.
YOU WROTE IN THE BOOK. I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS,
YOU KNOW, THE UKRAINE AND UKRAINE AND HOW IT BECAME SOME
ISSUE. IT BECAME SOMETHING, I GAVE
DONALD TRUMP SOMETHING TO GRAB TO.
WELL HE DID GET IMPEACHED AS A RESULT OF IT.
BUT YOU WROTE, DID I MAKE A MISTAKE BY TAKING A SEAT ON THE
BOARD OF THE UKRAINIAN GAS COMPANY? NO.
DID I DISPLAY A LACK OF JUDGMENT?
>> NO. WOULD I DO IT AGAIN? NO.
>> I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND WHAT I WROTE. GO TO THE BEGINNING.
I WENT TO YALE LAW SCHOOL. I SERVED ON A DOZEN BOARDS
BEFORE BURISMA, I WAS A VICE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD IN AMTRAK,
AND CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD AT THE WORLD FOOD PROGRAM U. S.,
LARGEST, SUPPORTING THE LARGEST HUMANITARIAN ORGANIZATION IN THE
WORLD. I HAD AN EXPERTISE IN CORPORATE
GOVERNANCE AND I WAS A LAWYER. WHICH WAS HOW I WAS FIRST
APPROACHED. HOWEVER, WHAT I DIDN'T TAKE IN
TO ACCOUNT WAS THE WAY IN WHICH THEY WOULD USE THE PERCEPTION
AGAINST MY DAD. AND FOR THAT, I HAVE, I WOULD
NOT DO IT AGAIN FOR THAT REASON.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. DOES IT MAKE YOU CRAZY WHEN YOU
HEAR HAD SOMEBODY LIKE DONALD TRUMP, JR., SAYING THE ONLY
REASON HE IS ‐‐ IS BECAUSE HE IS ABIDE ENAND BECAUSE OF HIS LAST
NAME, AND HOW JUST, WILDLY COMICAL THAT IS?
>> IT IS WILDLY COMICAL. THAT IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY.
I THINK. BUT, YOU KNOW, I REALLY, WHAT I
HAVE LEARNED IS THIS, I DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THINKING
ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: I DO, I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
I WILL THINK ABOUT IT FOR YOU.
>> WELL, MAYBE IS WHY. I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK
ABOUT IT FOR ME. I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK
ABOUT IT FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW DONALD TRUMP, JR.?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NEVER MET HIM?
>> NOT THAT I THOUGH OF.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAY NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
>> I HAVE BEEN IN ROUGH PLACES.
>> Jimmy: I SAW YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LAPTOP IN INTERVIEWS
AND IT BECAME A BIG THING AND WHEN YOU ARE ASKED IF IT'S YOUR
LAPTOP, YOU SAY, YOU DON'T KNOW. AND THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE
UNLESS YOU READ THE BOOK AND THEN I'M REVISED YOU HAVE SHOES
ON.
>> YEAH, I MADE IT TODAY. PANTS WERE THE PROBLEM.
PANTS WERE THE PROBLEM. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: PANTS ARE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM.
>> YEAH. NO, YOU KNOW, LOOK, I REALLY
DON'T KNOW. AND THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
IT'S A RED HERRING. IT IS ABSOLUTELY A RED HERRING.
I ABSOLUTELY THINK WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO QUESTION ANYTHING THAT
COMES FROM THE, FROM THE DESK OF RUDY GIULIANI.
AND SO, I DON'T KNOW. IS THE ANSWER.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD APPLE CARE?
>> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD THING. YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S ONE OTHER THING THAT I WANT TO ASK ABOUT,
IT'S THE END OF THE BOOK, AND YOU ARE MARRIED NOW.
YOU FOUND LOVE. AND THE WAY YOU FOUND LOVE, YOU
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT ON PAPER THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. OKAY.
AND CORRECT ME IF I HAVE ANY OF THE DETAILS WRONG.
>> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU MEET SOME STRANGERS.
THEY SAY, OH, WE HAVE A GIRL YOU SHOULD MEET.
THEY GIVE YOU HER PHONE NUMBER. YOU TEXT HER LIKE LATE AT NIGHT.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: SHE IS SLEEPING. SHE IS LIKE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M
ASLEEP. SHE TEXTS YOU THE NEXT MORNING
AND YOU HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER IN AN HOUR, YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER
AND SHE TELLS YOU SHE LOVES YOU AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT YOU
ARE A CRACK ADDICT.
>> I TELL HER. I TELL HER. WITHIN THE HOUR BEFORE I TOLD
HER I LOVED HER SO SHE HAD AN OUT, I TOLD HER.
I SAID, LOOK, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM. BUT, IT'S AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU MARRY HER A WEEK LATER.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ‐‐ NOW IF I'M YOUR DAD AND YOU TELL ME, I SAY,
NO, OH, NO, OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT DID YOUR DAD SAY WHEN YOU
CALLED TO TELL HIM THIS?
>> I CALLED HIM TO TELL HIM. AND HE GOT ON THE PHONE WITH
MELISSA. AND HE SAID, I WILL TELL YOU THE
SAME THING THAT MY MOM, MY GRANDMOTHER SAID TO MY NOW
MOTHER. WHEN WE GOT REMARRIED. WE SAY WE GOT REMARRIED AFTER MY
MOMMY'S DEATH. THANK YOU FOR GIVING MY SON THE
COURAGE TO LOVE AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: WOW. HE ALWAYS SAID THE RIGHT THING.
DOESN'T HE?
>> HE DOES.
>> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS, I MEAN, THIS IS SOME BOOK.
THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE BOOKS YOU GO, ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A
HELL OF A BOOK. IT'S CALLED "BEAUTIFUL THINGS."
HUNTER BIDEN. THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US.
>> I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: WE WILL BE BACK WITH THE WALLFLOWERS.
♪
>>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIFE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENT BID
MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>>> THIS IS THE FIRST NEW ALBUM IN TEN YEARS, IT'S CALLED EXIT
WOUNDS WITH ROOTS AND WINGS, THE
WALLFLOWERS.
♪
♪ YOU'RE SUCH A HEAVY BIRD
YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A ♪
♪ USE FOR YOUR FEATHERS
WHILE YOU'RE HOPPING DOWN THE ROAD YOU WERE BORN TO ♪
♪ WALK THE EARTH
WITH YOUR BACK AGAINST THE COLD AND NO YOU NEVER ♪
♪ HAD A PURPOSE
TILL I WORE YOU ON MY BACK LIKE A COAT
YOU'RE IN YOUR ♪
♪ EVENING GLOVES
YOU'RE OFF THE FARM TAKING BIG CITY DRUGS
NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU GET ♪
♪ LET IT SINK IN
THAT I GAVE YOU ROOTS
AND BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS
YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪
♪ AND I GAVE YOU WINGS
AND I SHOWED YOU HOW TO SWING
I SHOWED YOU HOW TO STRUT ♪
♪ THAT'S MY MOJO
YOU'RE USING THAT'S MY WINE GETTING YOU DRUNK ♪
♪ WAS I THAT BROKE YOU IN
I GOT YOU CLEAN CLIPPED AND CUT YOU'RE A MULE AMONG ♪
♪ HORSES I TOOK YOU
WHEN GOD STOOD YOU UP NOW TELL ME WHO COULD DO MORE ♪
♪ SET MYSELF ON
FIRE KEEPING YOU WARM AND NOW I'M OFF THE HOOK
AND HE'S ON YOUR CHIN ♪
♪ BUT I GAVE YOU ROOTS
YEAH BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS KNOW I GAVE YOU ROOTS
AND I GAVE YOU WINGS ♪
♪
♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR
LOOKS AND YOUR PRETTY THINGS A NEW SET OF CHANCES
THAT I WOULDN'T GIVE ♪
♪ NOW IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN THAT I GAVE YOU ROOTS
BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS ♪
♪ YOU'RE SUCH A HEAVY BIRD
YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN
YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪
♪ BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS
YEAH I GAVE YOU ROOTS BABY I GAVE YOU WINGS
OH NOW YOU'RE ♪
♪ SUCH A HEAVY BIRD
YOU'D NEVER GET FAR ON YOUR OWN I GAVE YOU ROOTS ♪
♪ GAVE YOU ROOTS
I GAVE YOU WINGS GAVE YOU ROOTS
GAVE YOU WINGS ♪
♪ YOU'RE SUCH
A HEAVY BIRD ♪
♪
>> THE JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE CONCERT SERIES IS PRESENTED BY
MERCEDES‐BENZ. THE BEST OR NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK MARK WAHLBERG, HUNTER BIDEN, JAMES
ADOMIAN, AND THE WALLFLOWERS. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXTM SO THE PARTY IS REALLY JUST GETTING
STARTED. THANKS FOR WATCHING. YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME. GOODNIGHT.