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ONE, TWO, THREE. 5 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,235 TESTOSTERONE, 6 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:04,542 TESTICULAR CANCER, "TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES." 7 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,197 Man: OKAY, WE'RE SET. 8 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,243 PARTY MONSTER, TAKE ONE. 9 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:14,552 Man #2: GOOD, SO WHY DON'T YOU START AT THE VERY BEGINNING? 10 00:01:14,596 --> 00:01:17,903 A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START, IF YOU SAY SO. 11 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:28,479 I THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO BEGIN WITH A BANG, DON'T YOU? 12 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:32,657 LET THEM KNOW SOMETHING HORRIBLE'S GOING TO HAPPEN AND THEN, POOF... 13 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,792 WE'RE SUDDENLY ELSEWHERE. 14 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,710 MICHAEL ALIG'S BLOOD FEAST PARTY. 15 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:44,147 JUST A QUIET NIGHT OUT WITH A FEW FRIENDS. 16 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:46,149 [ laughs ] 17 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,028 THAT'S MICHAEL, EXHIBIT A, 18 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:59,031 KING OF THE CLUB KIDS. 19 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,251 WHAT A MESS. 20 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,949 HE USED TO BE SUCH A SWEET KID. 21 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,390 MICHAEL, I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME SAY SERIOUS THINGS, 22 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,435 SO I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE. 23 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,137 YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR WITH THE DRUGS. 24 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:21,576 HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY? 25 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,448 EXHIBIT B,MOI, 26 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,972 THE YOUNGER PRETTIER ONE. 27 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,540 I WAS GOING TO WRITE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL. 28 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:33,022 BUT INSTEAD, I FOUND MYSELF PLAYING THE SIDEKICK 29 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,459 IN A SICK AND TWISTED BUDDY MOVIE. 30 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,463 JAMES, 31 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,944 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE THAT'S A MESS HERE? 32 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,641 [ laughs ] 33 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:46,818 James: OKAY, GUILTY AS CHARGED. 34 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:50,344 BUT THINGS WERE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT MESSIER. 35 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,912 SO COME WITH ME NOW 36 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,176 ON THE LAST NIGHT OF MY LIFE, 37 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,700 THE NIGHT OF MY OVERDOSE. 38 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,485 YOO-HOO, ANYBODY HOME? 39 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,968 THERE YOU ARE. 40 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,017 - YOU LOOK AWFUL. - SO DO YOU. 41 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,806 SO, HOW'S THE NOVEL COMING? 42 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:20,548 WELL, I'VE DONE ANOTHER PAGE. 43 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:23,246 BUT NOW I THINK I MIGHT HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK. 44 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,509 TWO PAGES IN FIVE YEARS? 45 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,167 Michael: COME. 46 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,604 WE'LL TAKE OUR TEA IN THE BEDROOM. 47 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:47,052 SO... 48 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:49,272 NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT? 49 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,062 THE FLIES? 50 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,803 NO, SERIOUSLY, JAMES. 51 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,851 ANYTHING OR ANYONE MISSING? 52 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:05,114 LIKE A DRUG DEALER THAT USED TO LIVE HERE? 53 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,551 WELL, DARLING, THAT COULD BE ANYONE. 54 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,466 CAN I BUY A VOWEL? 55 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,599 THINK. 56 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,123 [ snorting ] 57 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,432 I KNOW, ANGEL. 58 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,303 WHERE IS ANGEL ANYWAY? 59 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,828 - I KILLED HIM. - OF COURSE YOU DID, DARLING. 60 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:29,138 OH, HOW I HATE HEROIN. 61 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,755 NEW SHOES? 62 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,323 OH, THEY'RE ANGEL'S. 63 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,107 HE WAS WEARING THEM AT THE TIME. 64 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,327 OF COURSE HE WAS, DARLING. 65 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:47,417 AND THAT'S BLOOD ON THE TOE, RIGHT? 66 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,471 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 67 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,345 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 68 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,001 JAMES? 69 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,310 JAMES? 70 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:14,618 JAMES? 71 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,535 OH, TYPICAL JAMES. 72 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,363 TIRED OLD DRUG ADDICT. 73 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,583 CAN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE FOR YOUR OWN MOVIE. 74 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,150 NOT THAT IT'S YOUR MOVIE. YOU THINK IT'S YOURS, 75 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,153 BUT IT'S REALLY MINE. ALL MINE. 76 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,505 [ harp playing ] 77 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:37,337 HI, I'M MICHAEL. 78 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,426 I GREW UP IN THE MIDWEST. 79 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:43,647 USUAL STORY, FELT DIFFERENT, REALLY DIDN'T FIT IN. 80 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,736 BUT I WASN'T GOING TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK. 81 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,347 NO SIREE. 82 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,610 I STARTED SELLING CANDY IN SCHOOL, 83 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,526 JACKED UP THE PRICES SEVERAL HUNDRED PERCENT. 84 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,574 THIS IS MY MICHAEL. 85 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,360 HE WAS ALWAYS MAKING MONEY. 86 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:03,232 HE JUST-- HE HAD A KNACK FOR IT. 87 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,018 MY LITTLE CANDY MAN. 88 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,760 Michael: LET'S SEE, WHAT ELSE? 89 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,023 OH, ONCE WHEN I WAS 10, 90 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:14,809 MY SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER TOOK ME BACK TO HIS HOUSE. 91 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,767 HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO FRENCH KISS, 92 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,856 AMONG OTHER THINGS. 93 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,207 HE REALLY TOOK MY BOY UNDER HIS WING. 94 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:23,861 VERY NICE MAN. 95 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,777 HIS MOTHER CAUGHT US IN THE BASEMENT AND SHE SCREAMED, 96 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,605 "I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THEM HERE!" 97 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,042 AND HE SAID, "DON'T, YOU'LL FRIGHTEN HIM AWAY." 98 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,917 ONE NIGHT MICHAEL GAVE ME A GOOD NIGHT KISS 99 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:40,269 THAT A LITTLE BOY SHOULD NOT GIVE HIS MOTHER. 100 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,097 I THOUGHT EVERYONE KISSED LIKE THAT. 101 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,187 SO LIKE ANY SMALL TOWN BOY 102 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,971 I HAD BIG-TIME PLANS. 103 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,538 SO IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE 104 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,627 THAT I ENDED UP IN NEW YORK CITY. 105 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,718 ONE DAY I REALIZED I DIDN'T WANT 106 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,155 TO HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING AND GO TO WORK. 107 00:06:57,199 --> 00:07:00,898 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE ALL THE DREARIES AND NORMALS. 108 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:03,988 I WANTED TO CREATE MY OWN WORLD, 109 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:09,472 A WORLD FULL OF COLOR, WHERE EVERYONE COULD PLAY-- 110 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,387 ONE BIG PARTY 111 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,477 THAT NEVER ENDS. 112 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,174 NO, NO, NO! 113 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:18,133 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO. 114 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:22,006 WE ARE NOT GOING TO START WITH MICHAEL ALIG'S PATHETIC CHILDHOOD-- 115 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,487 "I WAS MOLESTED." 116 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,402 [ mock crying ] 117 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,665 I HAD A HARD TIME GROWING UP, TOO. 118 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:32,495 - [ toilet flushing ] - AND I DREAMT OF BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. 119 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:35,890 AND I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY BEFORE HE DID. 120 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:40,372 I, I, IWAS THE ORIGINAL CLUB KID. 121 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:46,770 SO, NOW THAT THAT'S SORTED... 122 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:51,383 A FEW SIMPLE RULES OF NEW YORK NIGHTLIFE IN THE EARLY '80s: 123 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:56,388 ♪ NEW YORK, NEW YORK 124 00:07:56,432 --> 00:08:00,741 ♪ NEW YORK, NEW YORK... 125 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:04,614 James: RULE NUMBER ONE: PERCEPTION IS REALITY. 126 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,965 SO WHEN YOU'RE GOING NIGHTCLUBBING, NEVER MERELY ARRIVE, 127 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,315 ALWAYS MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 128 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,623 [ horn honks ] 129 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,233 RULE NUMBER TWO: 130 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,584 MAKE SURE YOUR OUTFIT WORKS IN BLACK AND WHITE 131 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,847 AND THAT IT'S A CONVERSATION PIECE, 132 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:22,502 EVEN IF YOU ARE THE ONE DOING THE TALKING. 133 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,678 IT'S BLOOD FEAST FOR JUNE BRIDES. 134 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,723 GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME. 135 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,682 ♪ YOU'LL BE FAMOUS... 136 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,684 OKAY, RULE NUMBER THREE: 137 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,208 WATCH OUT FOR PUSHY, OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BUSBOYS 138 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,646 WHO DON'T KNOW THEIR PLACE IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS. 139 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,780 HI, I'M MICHAEL ALIG. 140 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,479 WELL, I'LL ALERT THE MEDIA. 141 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,350 GOTTA DASH. 142 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:50,573 James: OH, IF ONLY I HAD TOSSED HIM ASIDE. 143 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,749 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RESIST MINISTERING 144 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,273 TO LIFE'S LOSERS. 145 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,495 - YOU'RE LATE. - I KNOW. 146 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,062 I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE COME AT ALL. 147 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,107 THAT'S MY DOUGHNUT. 148 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,849 WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE DINING AT THE FOUR SEASONS. 149 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,460 - WHAT DO YOU DO? - I DON'T DO. 150 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:12,116 I JUST AM. EXTREMELY RICH. 151 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,946 ANYWAY, IF I'M TO STAY IN THIS ROACH MOTEL A MOMENT LONGER 152 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:18,209 WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO TAKE THINGS UP A NOTCH. 153 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,472 - I DON'T DO DRUGS. - NOR DO I. 154 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,302 DID YOU SEE THAT? 155 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,348 IT JUST FLEW RIGHT UP MY NOSE! 156 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:31,005 - MY MOTHER SAYS DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS. - SHE'S SO RIGHT. 157 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,616 KETAMINE HYDROCHLORIDE, A.K.A. SPECIAL K, 158 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:37,011 IS MAINLY USED BY VETS AS AN ANIMAL TRANQUILIZER. 159 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:40,536 WHEN TAKEN BY HUMANS IT WORKS AS A DISSOCIATIVE DRUG 160 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,844 SELECTIVELY REDUCING EXCITATION OF THE CENTRAL MAMMALIAN NEURONS 161 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,889 BY N METHYL ASPIRATE. 162 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,805 IN OTHER WORDS, IT FUCKS YOU UP! 163 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,636 I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE FABULOUS. 164 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,377 [ scoffs ] 165 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:57,335 WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. 166 00:09:57,379 --> 00:10:00,164 WAIT! WE BOTH BITE OUR NAILS. 167 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:04,691 PLEASE, DON'T GO. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 168 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,737 I JUST GOT HERE. I JUST GOT OFF THE BUS. 169 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:11,741 "THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO THE PALACE OF WISDOM." 170 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:15,092 BLAKE, WILLIAM. THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. 171 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,268 THAT AND "DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT." 172 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:20,097 "ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW." IT'S MY FAVORITE. 173 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,578 AND WILL YOU SIGN MY COPY OF "SLATED"? 174 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,188 YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN IT. 175 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,321 FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 176 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,587 James: IT'S ALL ABOUT PHOTO PLACEMENT. 177 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,459 SO IF YOU'RE IN A GROUP OF THREE, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, 178 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:37,332 ALWAYSMAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE THE ONE STANDING ON THE RIGHT. 179 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,291 THAT WAY WHEN THEY PRINT THE PICTURE, YOU'LL BE THE ONE ON THE LEFT 180 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,467 AND THE CAPTION WILL READ "JAMES ST. JAMES 181 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,382 AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WERE SEEN, OKAY? 182 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,908 OKAY, RULES OF PRESS: 183 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:52,129 NUMBER ONE: NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY. 184 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,655 NUMBER TWO: ONCE SOMETHING IS PRINTED, IT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES TRUE, 185 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:59,006 SO NUMBER THREE: NEVER, EVER DISH ANYONE IN PRINT. 186 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:02,052 NEVER BE SEEN DRINKING ANYTHING OTHER THAN CHAMPAGNE 187 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,793 AND NEVER TAKE HEROIN. 188 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,317 NEVER WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY AND OH, 189 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,450 AVOID THAT ONE LIKE THE PLAGUE. 190 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,234 MORE! MORE! 191 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:13,324 OKAY. OKAY. 192 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,718 THE ART OF WORKING A ROOM: 193 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,940 UPON MAKING YOUR GRAND ENTRANCE, 194 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,899 TAKE YOUR PARTNER BY THE HAND AND CIRCLE AROUND THE ROOM, 195 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,641 SMILE AND SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE IN THE ROOM, 196 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,557 EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. 197 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,733 - HI! HI! - HI! HI! 198 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,735 I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 199 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737 - I KNOW YOU. - HE'S FABULOUS. 200 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,826 GO ONCE AROUND THE ROOM IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. 201 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,567 GO CLOCKWISE TO MY ANTI-CLOCKWISE. 202 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,004 TELL ALL THE PEOPLE HOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR FRIEND 203 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,529 AND HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE TO FIND THEM. WHERE CAN MY FRIEND BE? 204 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:47,141 NOW, SUDDENLY WE BUMP INTO EACH OTHER 205 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,012 AND SCREAM WITH UNCONTAINED JOY. 206 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,710 [ both screaming ] 207 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,234 GOOD, NOW LINK ARMS AND ROUND WE GO ONCE MORE 208 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,976 TELLING ALL OUR NEWFOUND FRIENDS HOW WE'VE FOUND EACH OTHER. 209 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,369 - WE FOUND EACH OTHER. - DON'T WORRY, I FOUND HIM. 210 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,458 THEN LEAVE. 211 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,331 THE WHOLE THING SHOULD TAKE AN HOUR. 90 MINUTES TOPS. 212 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,638 DO THAT ONCE A NIGHT FOR THREE MONTHS AND YOU'LL BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN. 213 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,598 HEAVENS, IS THAT THE TIME? MY SANSKRIT CLASS. 214 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,208 WAIT, WAIT! I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY 215 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,645 AND AREN'T YOU GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO THROW A PARTY? 216 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:17,040 HOW ABOUT LEARNING TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU WALK? TOODLES! 217 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,043 James: BUT MICHAEL WASN'T INTERESTED IN LEARNING TO CRAWL OR WALK. 218 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,784 JUST RUN, RUN, RUN. 219 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,091 [ techno music playing ] 220 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:27,877 I WENT TO HIS FIRST PARTY. UNFORTUNATELY. 221 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,708 THERE IS NO ONE HERE. 222 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,058 CHRISTINA'S HERE. 223 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,713 ♪ FIRST I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU ♪ 224 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:42,892 ♪ THEN I'M GOING TO EAT YOU... ♪ 225 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,851 SHE'S FABULOUS. 226 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,636 ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HOW I WAS GOING TO BE RUINED 227 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,294 LOOK, JAMES, THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE THAN A CLUB. 228 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,383 IT'LL BE-- IT'LL BE LIKE OUR HOME. 229 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,428 FOR EVERYONE WHO FELT LIKE A FREAK, 230 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,909 EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEAT ON OR SPAT ON IN HIGH SCHOOL, 231 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,606 FOR EVERYONE WHO FELT DIFFERENT. 232 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,609 IT'LL BE LIKE THE FACTORY AND I'LL BE THE NEXT ANDY WARHOL. 233 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,699 EARTH TO YOU, ANDY WARHOL IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL. 234 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,093 IN FACT, I JUST REMEMBERED I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM. 235 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,095 WAIT, DON'T GO! 236 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,837 DO YOU WANT A COCKTAIL? HERE. 237 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,884 - I HAVE DRINK TICKETS. - DRINK TICKETS? 238 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,537 [ laughs ] 239 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,671 YOU OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T EVEN ORGANIZE A GLASS OF WATER. 240 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:26,066 - OH YEAH? - YEAH. 241 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,467 [ gasping ] 242 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,513 [ laughing ] 243 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,123 James: YOU CRAZY FUCK! 244 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,750 THAT WAS QUITE A STUNT... 245 00:13:58,794 --> 00:13:59,839 FLOODING MY BASEMENT. 246 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,189 [ giggling ] 247 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,061 I'M SORRY. 248 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,934 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT? 249 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:12,590 YOU NEED ME TO PROMOTE THIS PLACE. 250 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,592 I COULD MAKE IT FABULOUS. 251 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:18,248 NOT IF TONIGHT'S ANYTHING TO GO BY. 252 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:22,339 IT'S NOT ME THAT'S TIRED, IT'S YOUR CLUB. 253 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,472 NO ONE WANTS TO COME HERE. 254 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,525 Man: IT'S A STATEMENT. 255 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,919 THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE CLUB WILL BE REIMBURSED 256 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:40,053 FROM YOUR EARNINGS FROM THIS PARTY AND THE NEXT TWO PARTIES 257 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,403 THAT YOU THROW. 258 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,190 WOW! A JOB. 259 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,584 - YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. - WE'LL SEE. 260 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,543 I LOVE THE EYE-PATCH, BY THE WAY. 261 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,938 IT'S VERY "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN." 262 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,679 ARR! 263 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,899 HE LOST IT. 264 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,162 WHATEVER. 265 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,990 YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE. 266 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,993 I'LL COOK FOR YOU. YOU'LL LOVE MY MEATLOAF. 267 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,951 YOUR ASSISTANT CAN COME, TOO. 268 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,388 OH, I'M SORRY. 269 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,391 MY HUSBAND IS A VERY BUSY MAN. 270 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:17,786 BESIDES, WE DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THE EMPLOYEES. 271 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,009 YOU'LL LOVE ME. I PROMISE. 272 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,995 Michael: HEY, CHRISTINA, 273 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,867 I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST SUPERSTAR. 274 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,305 [ giggling ] 275 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,616 COME TO MY PARTY. COME TO MY PARTY. 276 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,315 HERE, COME TO MY PARTY. COME TO MY PARTY. 277 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,666 COME TO MY PARTY. COME TO MY PARTY. 278 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,364 OH, DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 279 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,802 YOU CAN BE MY BOYFRIEND. 280 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,286 OH, ACTUALLY, I'M-- I'M NOT GAY. 281 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,072 I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH A COUPLE OF BABES, SO-- 282 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,596 LET'S TALK AFTER A COUPLE OF COCKTAILS. 283 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,815 DRINK TICKET? 284 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,426 OH, THANKS, DUDE. 285 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,038 ♪ YOU ARE MY DISCO PLAYING ON THE RADIO ♪ 286 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,998 ♪ YOU ARE MY DISCO... 287 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,652 I HAVE TONS OF THEM. 288 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:45,308 ♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO, YOU ARE MY DISCO ♪ 289 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,920 ♪ OH, YOU ARE MY DISCO 290 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,053 ♪ PLAYING ON THE RADIO... 291 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,838 [ sniffs ] 292 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,492 OH JAMES, 293 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:58,234 I'M SO GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. 294 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,888 HERE, COME TO MY PARTY. 295 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,760 THE FIRST ANNUAL KING AND QUEEN OF DOWNTOWN PAGEANT. 296 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,502 I'D RATHER SUCK ON A URINAL CAKE. 297 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,331 BUT JAMES, YOU HAVE TO COME. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 298 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,594 HOW CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND 299 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,553 WHEN I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU? 300 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,078 HAVE YOU MET KEOKI? 301 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,038 WELL, ALOHA. HOW ABOUT A LEI? 302 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,257 [ laughing ] 303 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,999 I'VE ALWAYS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR HAWAIIAN PUNCH. 304 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,175 HIS NAME IS KEOKI AND HE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 305 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,482 - MMM. - TOODLES. 306 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,266 TOODLES? 307 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,312 COME ON. 308 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:38,579 WAIT, IT SAYS HERE THAT I'M THE MC. 309 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,929 TAXI! 310 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,716 SO, WHAT DO YOU DO? 311 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,068 I'M A BAGGAGE HANDLER, THANK YOU, 312 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,071 - AT KENNEDY AIRPORT. - WELL, NOT ANYMORE. 313 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:56,031 FROM NOW ON YOU'RE SUPERSTAR DJ KEOKI. 314 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,294 REALLY? 315 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,602 - COOL. WOW. - TAXI. 316 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,908 YOU KNOW, 317 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,736 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE RIDING A CAB 318 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,738 THROUGH THE BRONX WITH A GUY. 319 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:11,568 YOU KNOW, I FIGURE COME TO THE CLUB 320 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,528 AND TELL A COUPLE OF GIRLS NO, NOT TONIGHT. 321 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,139 BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE-- 322 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,923 YOU KNOW... 323 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,795 YOU KNOW-- 324 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,927 - GET IN. - OKAY. 325 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,803 136th STREET, ON THE DOUBLE. 326 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:33,068 - ARE WE GOING FAR? - ALL THE WAY, I HOPE. 327 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,245 Keoki: NO, I MEAN I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 328 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,421 Michael: DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 329 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,121 Michael: GET OUT! QUICK, RUN! 330 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,429 NO, YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT, NO! 331 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:50,216 ♪ I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE NIGHT ♪ 332 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,174 ♪ NIGHT, NIGHT 333 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,958 ♪ NIGHT, NIGHT... 334 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,091 [ sirens wailing ] 335 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,288 ♪ YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND ♪ 336 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:23,727 ♪ LIKE A RECORD, BABY, RIGHT ROUND, ROUND, ROUND ♪ 337 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:27,383 ♪ YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND ♪ 338 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,081 ♪ LIKE A RECORD, BABY, RIGHT ROUND, ROUND ♪ 339 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:34,390 ♪ I WANT YOUR LOVE... 340 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,523 Keoki: WHOA! 341 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,526 - [ both laughing ] - [ cat meowing ] 342 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,832 Keoki: WHAT WAS THAT? 343 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,883 IT'S A KITTY. 344 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,234 IT'S OUR LOVE CHILD. 345 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,281 WE'LL CALL HIM SKRINKLE. 346 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,893 James: AS YOU DRY YOUR EYES, 347 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,895 LET ME JUST SAY THIS ABOUT THAT. 348 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,811 SKRINKLE WAS JUST THE BEGINNING. 349 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:07,031 SKRINKLE BEGAT SKRODDLE, AND SKRINKLE AND SKRODDLE 350 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,512 WERE THE LEGO BLOCKS OF A STRANGE NEW WORLD 351 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,862 HE WAS BUILDING FOR US ALL. 352 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:14,474 YOU WERE EITHER A SKRINK OR A SKROD. 353 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,041 I WAS A SKRINK-LA DA IF I WAS GOOD. 354 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,219 OR A STUPID SKROD LOVER IF I WAS BAD. 355 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,831 SOMEHOW HIS DOPEY LANGUAGE CAUGHT ON. 356 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,877 LIKE HIS STUPID PARTIES. 357 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,184 [ drum roll ] 358 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,231 THE WINNERS OF MICHAEL ALIG'S 359 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:35,277 FIRST KING AND QUEEN OF DOWNTOWN CONTEST... 360 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,802 CHRISTINA SUPERSTAR 361 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,240 AND KEOKI THE IT BOY. 362 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,418 CONGRATULATIONS. 363 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:48,421 ♪ THEY ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU'RE 17 ♪ 364 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:52,381 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE 21 YOU'RE NO FUN ♪ 365 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:57,473 ♪ THEY TAKE A POLAROID AND LET YOU GO... ♪ 366 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,867 James: HE WAS TROUBLE ALL RIGHT. 367 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,522 MICHAEL WAS OUT FOR REVENGE. 368 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,220 THAT'S WHAT I LIKED ABOUT HIM. 369 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,309 [ whimpering ] 370 00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,707 [ laughing ] 371 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,540 MICHAEL WAS GROWING ON ME, 372 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,890 LIKE A FUNGUS. 373 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:26,459 HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN HOW HE GOT ME TO HAUL MY ASS 374 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:29,288 ABOVE 14th STREET TO HIS SIXTH FLOOR WALK-UP 375 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,812 IN THE BRONX ONE CHRISTMAS EVE? 376 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,814 THE NORTH POLE. 377 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:36,120 I'VE MADE IT ACROSS THE FROZEN TUNDRA. 378 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:39,515 MY FAITHFUL HUSKIES PERISHED IN THE BLIZZARD WAY BACK. 379 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,474 I HAD TO EAT THEM. 380 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,128 [ James laughing ] 381 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:48,524 KEOKI, WOULD YOU BE A LAMB AND RUB MY EXTREMITIES? 382 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,265 I FEAR THEY'RE FROSTBITTEN. 383 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:55,096 JAMES, I WANT YOU TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR 384 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,751 BECAUSE TONIGHT I'VE INVITED 385 00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,144 A VERY IMPORTANT SURPRISE GUEST. 386 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:03,234 LET ME GUESS, CHRISTINA. 387 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:06,803 AND SHE'S GOING TO CHOP US ALL UP AND SERVE US AS FONDUE. 388 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,328 I KNOW WHAT PIECE I WANT. 389 00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:14,637 KEOKI, COULD YOU CARVE THE TURKEY? 390 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,944 YOU KNOW I CAN'T BEAR TO. 391 00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:20,469 DARLING, HALF THE FUN OF EATING MEAT IS HACKING IT UP. 392 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,124 - [ door buzzing ] - JAMES, CAN YOU GET THAT? 393 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:29,478 Radio: ♪ Think of all the fun I've missed... ♪ 394 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,175 HELLO. 395 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,397 YEAH, RIGHT THERE IS FINE. 396 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:40,271 ♪ Next year I could be just as good ♪ 397 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:44,537 ♪ If you'd check off my Christmas list... ♪ 398 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,061 MICHAEL. 399 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,411 ♪ SANTA BABY... 400 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,065 HA! 401 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,110 MERRY CHRISTMAS, KID. 402 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,286 OH, PETER, THANK YOU. 403 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,682 THANK YOU, PETER. 404 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,423 [ giggles ] 405 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,862 IT'S SO... 406 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,995 BIG. 407 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,301 [ clock ticking ] 408 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,871 KEOKI, WILL YOU PUT SOME MUSIC ON? 409 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,917 YES. 410 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:23,706 JAMES, THERE'S CHAMPAGNE ON ICE IN THE FRIDGE. 411 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,892 IT'S SUCH A SHAME YOUR WIFE COULDN'T COME. 412 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,720 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING, 413 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,853 I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO START THROWING 414 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:43,596 MY OWN WEEKLY PARTY AT LIMELIGHT ON THE MAIN DANCE FLOOR. 415 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:46,512 YOUR PARTIES BARELY BREAK EVEN. 416 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,514 I HAVE TO LET ALL THESE PEOPLE IN FOR FREE. 417 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,733 I HAVE TO GIVE THEM FREE DRINKS. 418 00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:54,389 MICHAEL, I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF YOU. 419 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,044 PETER, WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A NEGATIVE NANCY? 420 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,915 PEOPLE WON'T BE SEEN DEAD IN YOUR CLUB. 421 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,787 I'M JUST STARTING TO GET A BUZZ GOING. 422 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,832 [ Michael continues talking ] 423 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:16,933 "O, WOULD THAT I WERE A GLOVE UPON THAT HAND..." 424 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,940 - HUH? - "O, SPEAK AGAIN BRIGHT ANGEL." 425 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,249 YO, MAN, I'M WITH MICHAEL. 426 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:32,949 MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE. 427 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,523 MAN, I CAN'T FIND A RECORD TO PLAY 428 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,699 AND I KNOW IT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR MICHAEL. 429 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:48,269 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS. 430 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:53,622 ... GIANT ANIMAL COSTUMES LIKE ICY THE POLAR BEAR 431 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,842 AND CLARA THE CAREFREE CHICKEN. 432 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:59,454 AND TO MAKE THINGS REALLY SIZZLE, WE'LL HAVE A HOT BODY CONTEST. 433 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,456 KEOKI WILL BE THE DJ, OF COURSE. 434 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,199 IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A SUPERSTAR DJ 435 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:08,202 THERE ARE THREE SIMPLE RULES YOU NEED TO REMEMBER. 436 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:10,204 NUMBER ONE: 437 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:13,860 YOU CAN ALWAYS RELY ON THE STUDIO 54 COMPILATION SET. 438 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:16,863 THEY'RE PRE-MIXED, THEY LAST FOR HOURS. 439 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,604 AND NUMBER TWO: 440 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:21,868 MADONNA ALWAYS WORKS. 441 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,871 AND NUMBER THREE: 442 00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,613 WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, 443 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,615 PLAY TECHNO. 444 00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,313 IT'S NON-DESCRIPT, NON-RECOGNIZABLE 445 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:35,577 AND EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE SO CUTTING EDGE. 446 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:39,799 OH, I LOVE THIS RECORD. 447 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:43,542 IT'S SO... DISCO 2000. 448 00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:51,201 [ snorting ] 449 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:53,682 YOU PATHETIC, DRUG-ADDICT LOSERS! 450 00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,990 MICHAEL, I AM NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS, I'M ADDICTED TO GLAMOUR. 451 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,818 Michael: YOU, JAMES CLERK, 452 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,168 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 453 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:04,606 HOW DARE YOU USE MY REAL NAME. 454 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,695 AND MICHAEL, YOUR CHAMPAGNE-- 455 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:10,569 CORRECTION, YOUR SPARKLING WINE, TASTES LIKE PISS. 456 00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:15,225 [ laughs ] 457 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:18,620 SO WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH. 458 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,623 SO WE'LL PUT JAMES IN A CAGE 459 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,712 AND HANG A SIGN OVER IT THAT SAYS 460 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,932 "DO NOT FEED THE DRUG CHILD." 461 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,630 IT'LL TRANSFORM LIMELIGHT AND NEW YORK NIGHTLIFE FOREVER. 462 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:31,590 IT'LL BE MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN ANYTHING BEFORE IT. 463 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,070 NEW STARS, NO RULES, ANYTHING GOES. 464 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,595 EVERYONE WILL WANT TO COME. 465 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:39,641 MICHAEL, AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING I'M SAYING? 466 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,601 YES SIREE, BUT THIS WILL WORK. 467 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,559 [ unzips pants ] 468 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,605 [ urinating ] 469 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,609 [ sighs ] 470 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:59,748 I'D STAKE MY LIFE ON IT. 471 00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:03,317 - Peter: YOU'RE CRAZY. - [ disco music plays ] 472 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,189 AH, JAMES, KEOKI. 473 00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:09,453 JUST IN TIME TO TOAST TO... 474 00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,978 DISCO 2000. 475 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,374 Peter: TO DISCO 2000. 476 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:22,249 ♪ CALLERS AS THOUGH THEY WERE CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 477 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:25,992 ♪ DISAPPOINTED BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY ♪ 478 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,950 ♪ SHE GAVE ME LAUGHTER AND HOPE ♪ 479 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:30,605 ♪ AND A SOCK IN THE EYE 480 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:38,569 ♪ IN MY YOUNG LIFE AND I KNOW SOMETHING NOW ♪ 481 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:42,008 ♪ I'VE NEVER TRIED TO CREATE A WOW ♪ 482 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,794 ♪ WOWS ARE FEW, FRUSTRATION MORE COMMON... ♪ 483 00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,449 [ laughing ] 484 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:52,801 James: MY SOUR GRAPES WERE HIS SWEET WINE. 485 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,109 DON'T ASK ME HOW, BUT IT CLICKED. 486 00:27:56,152 --> 00:28:00,287 [ dance music playing ] 487 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:03,072 SUDDENLY THE HATEFUL LITTLE TURD 488 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,509 WAS THE KING OF THE CLUB KIDS. 489 00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:08,991 I HAD TO ADAPT OR DIE. 490 00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:13,213 BEHIND ME, THE CHOICE OF THE NEW GENERATION-- 491 00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:16,172 WEIRD CLOTHES, WILD MAKE-UP 492 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,871 AND NO PARTICULAR SEXUAL PREFERENCE. 493 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,787 CLUB KIDS OR CLUB BRATS? 494 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,702 YOU DECIDE. 495 00:28:30,056 --> 00:28:33,755 THEY HOLD ILLEGAL OUTLAW PARTIES IN SUBWAYS 496 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,539 AND THEY TAKE ECSTASY, 497 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:39,239 A DRUG KNOWN TO CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE IN RATS. 498 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:43,199 THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO A PALACE OF... 499 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,419 FABULOUSNESS. 500 00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:50,685 I'M ELKE, MICHAEL'S MOM, 501 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,992 AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 502 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:56,386 THAT ANYONE CAN BE A CLUB KID. 503 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:59,607 - IT'S ECSTASY. - [ crowd cheers ] 504 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,832 [ changes channel ] 505 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:10,052 - I WAS WATCHING THAT. - FAGGOT. 506 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,635 ♪ TELL ME, TELL ME 507 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,506 ♪ TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME ♪ 508 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:32,379 ♪ TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME... ♪ 509 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:35,643 - ALL ABOARD. - [ cheering ] 510 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:44,260 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY U.F.O.? 511 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:45,696 [ laughing ] 512 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,829 OH, DEAR GOD, NO. 513 00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,181 MICHAEL! 514 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,404 [ engine revving ] 515 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,235 MICHAEL, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 516 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,803 NOT NOW, WE HAVE TO GO BEFORE THE POLICE GET HERE. 517 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,240 - GET IN. - BUT, MICHAEL! 518 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,677 Michael: I'M FINE. HELLO. 519 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,682 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 520 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:17,076 - I'M ANGEL. - WELL, WHERE'S YOUR WINGS? 521 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:18,642 - MICHAEL! - HUH? 522 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,470 CAN YOU HELP US GET THIS DOOR CLOSED? 523 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,211 YOU HAVE TO DO IT FROM THE OUTSIDE. 524 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:25,171 BUT IF I DO THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME. 525 00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,303 IF YOU DO THIS NOW, YOU'LL BE ONE OF US. 526 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,349 NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE YOU V.I.P.-- 527 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,699 VERY VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. 528 00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,397 - MICHAEL! - COME ON NOW. 529 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:37,226 BE AN ANGEL. 530 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:43,145 - MICHAEL, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND. - OH PLEASE. 531 00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:45,539 - PARTY IN THE TRUCK. - [ cheering ] 532 00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:51,893 [ sirens wailing ] 533 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,128 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 534 00:31:09,171 --> 00:31:11,173 [ Christina giggling ] 535 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,175 LET'S GO, SWEETIE. 536 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,264 YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. GET UP. 537 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,571 ALL RIGHT. 538 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,711 [ dance music playing ] 539 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,413 James: MICHAEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHT ALL THIS CRAP. 540 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,415 Michael: OH, JAMES, DON'T BE JEALOUS. 541 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:37,634 I'VE GOT A LUXURY CONDO AND YOU DON'T. 542 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:39,549 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 543 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,508 TIME TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME. 544 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,597 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU. 545 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,948 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY. - OH, KEOKI, HOW NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP 546 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:49,037 AFTER WHAT, FOUR OR FIVE DAYS? 547 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:54,086 YOU'RE FUCKED UP, AREN'T YOU? 548 00:31:57,132 --> 00:32:00,092 EVERYONE, THIS IS FREEZ. HE USED TO BE A HAT-MAKER, 549 00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:02,572 NOW HE'S A DRUG DEALER. EVERYONE SAY HELLO. 550 00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:04,531 MICHAEL, PLEASE. 551 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:07,577 HA! FUCKING JUNKIE. 552 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,146 OH, IS THAT FOR ME? 553 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:14,323 HOW LOVELY. 554 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:17,979 TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE FUCK! 555 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:18,937 [ record scratches, music stops ] 556 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,068 HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY RECORDS, MAN. 557 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,809 YOUR RECORDS? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 558 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:24,464 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY. YOU'RE NOT A SUPERSTAR DJ, 559 00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:27,206 YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT DJ AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 560 00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:47,617 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OUT 561 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,880 OF THE VERY DANGEROUS WORLD OF HABERDASHERY. 562 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:52,796 OH, DRUGS ARE JUST A SIDELINE. 563 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,321 PROFITABLE, THOUGH. 564 00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:58,454 MAY I SAMPLE YOUR WARES? 565 00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:00,674 [ thunder cracks ] 566 00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:12,991 [ music box playing ] 567 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,179 MICHAEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 568 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:29,094 SKRINKLE AND I JUST DID ALL YOUR COCAINE. 569 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,531 YOU DID WHAT? 570 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:34,490 I FIGURED IF YOU WERE GOING TO RUIN OUR RELATIONSHIP BY DOING DRUGS 571 00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:36,492 I SHOULD SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. 572 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:38,886 GREAT, SO NOW WE HAVE TWO DRUG ADDICTS IN THE FAMILY? 573 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,540 AND SKRINKLE MAKES THREE. 574 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,586 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE? 575 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,762 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ANY MORE"? 576 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,722 MORE AS IN MORE, MORON. 577 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:51,072 WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, DUH-FACE? 578 00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:54,249 FUCK YOU. I'M OUT OF HERE. 579 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:57,731 YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I DID ALL YOUR STUFF AND I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE IT. 580 00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:00,386 IF YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. 581 00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,519 [ door slams ] 582 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:16,880 ♪ TURN AROUND 583 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:20,406 ♪ EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY ♪ 584 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,364 ♪ AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND ♪ 585 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,540 ♪ TURN AROUND 586 00:34:24,584 --> 00:34:26,542 ♪ EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE... ♪ 587 00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:28,849 WAKE UP, MICHAEL. 588 00:34:28,892 --> 00:34:31,112 YOU CAME. 589 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:34,072 ♪ EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE... ♪ 590 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:37,118 THESE SUICIDE ATTEMPTS HAVE GOT TO STOP. 591 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,990 WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE FAR TOO SELFISH 592 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:42,167 TO EVER HURT YOURSELF. 593 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:46,693 JAMES, HOLD ME, PLEASE. 594 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,912 I FEEL COLD INSIDE. 595 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,914 ♪ EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART ♪ 596 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:53,917 ♪ TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES... 597 00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:55,963 OKAY, JUST THIS ONCE. 598 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:07,714 I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED. 599 00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:09,933 THERE ISN'T ENOUGH LOVE 600 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:12,588 IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO SATISFY YOU. 601 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,721 WELL, KEOKI'S ALL I NEED. 602 00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,297 I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED-- 603 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:28,822 A NICE HOT CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE. 604 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,831 CAN YOU PUT SOME ECSTASY IN MINE? 605 00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:41,008 WHAT? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INTO DRUGS? 606 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:43,271 ECSTASY ISN'T A DRUG, SILLY. 607 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:45,795 IT'S NOT EVEN A LISTED SUBSTANCE. 608 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:48,972 IT'S JUST MEDICATION 609 00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:52,019 FOR MY RAPID-CYCLING BIPOLAR DISORDER. 610 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:01,246 PEOPLE SAY WE'RE SUPERFICIAL. 611 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:04,292 WE ARE. PROFOUNDLY SO. 612 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,469 WE'RE TWO PEAS IN A POD, YOU AND I, JAMES. 613 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,124 PITY THE POD. 614 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:15,216 YOU'RE THE YODA TO MY LUKE. 615 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,218 EXCUSE ME. 616 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:20,395 YOU ARE THE PAULA ABDUL TO MY JANET JACKSON. 617 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,180 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 618 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,490 DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY FIRST BOYFRIEND IN JUNIOR HIGH? 619 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:31,319 I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO. CUE THE MUSIC. 620 00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:32,668 [ soft piano plays ] 621 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:35,802 WHEN I WAS 14 WE WERE INSEPARABLE, HIM AND I. 622 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:38,370 SO THAT WE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE APART 623 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:41,199 WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN THAT HE'D KIDNAP ME 624 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,592 AND MY BODY WOULD NEVER EVER BE FOUND. 625 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,072 WE SPENT DAYS PRACTICING 626 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:49,163 TO SEE HOW LONG I COULD SPEND IN CONFINED SPACES. 627 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,165 ON THE DAY BEFORE THE KIDNAPPING 628 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,906 HIS FATHER FOUND US WRESTLING. 629 00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:56,126 AFTER THAT, HE NEVER TALKED TO ME AGAIN. 630 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:02,132 I CALLED HIM LAST NIGHT, 631 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,222 AFTER KEOKI LEFT. 632 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,662 HE'S MARRIED NOW, WITH KIDS. 633 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,840 HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME TO THE PHONE. 634 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:16,843 HIS WIFE HUNG UP ON ME. 635 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,765 I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE IN WITH ME, JAMES. 636 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:29,072 I'M JUST LIKE A BALLOON, 637 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:32,206 UNLESS SOMEONE HOLDS MY STRING... 638 00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:36,123 I'LL FLOAT AWAY. 639 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:10,766 GOOD, IT'S SETTLED THEN. 640 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:15,423 WE'LL GO GET YOUR STUFF LATER TODAY. 641 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,947 [ cuckoo chiming ] 642 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,993 [ Michael whistling ] 643 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,867 Michael: OUR MAGAZINE'S ON THE STANDS TODAY. 644 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,174 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? OUR OWN MAGAZINE. 645 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:29,176 I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT. 646 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:32,135 AND THERE'S A PROBLEM, A BIG PROBLEM. 647 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,181 I'VE BEEN CUT OFF. 648 00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:39,142 "JAMES ST. JAMES HEADS UP WHITE SLAVE RING. 649 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,319 SELLS 12-YEAR-OLD BOYS ON AVENUE B. 650 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,972 EXCLUSIVE BY MICHAEL ALIG." 651 00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:45,279 WHY, MICHAEL, WHY? 652 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,803 COME ON, SKRINK, I THINK IT'S FUNNY. 653 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:49,196 [ scoffs ] 654 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,851 MY FATHER DOES NOT SHARE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. 655 00:38:51,894 --> 00:38:54,680 I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A "PROJECT X" READER. 656 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:57,596 YES YOU DID, BECAUSE YOU SENT HIM A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. 657 00:38:57,639 --> 00:39:00,076 AND NOW I'VE BEEN CUT OFF WITHOUT A PENNY. 658 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,559 SO NO MORE TRUST FUND AND NO MORE GAULTIER 659 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:07,345 AND NO MORE FUCKING COMMES DES GARCONS, MICHAEL. 660 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,350 WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FATHER. 661 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:15,048 MICHAEL, FOR ONCE, 662 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:17,050 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU. 663 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:23,230 LOOK, JAMES, I'M SORRY. 664 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:27,539 I'LL TALK TO YOUR FATHER. I PROMISE. 665 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:32,065 LOOK... 666 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,025 WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PACT, OKAY? 667 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:40,203 THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE DOWN, I'LL HELP YOU, 668 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:43,119 AND WHENEVER I'M DOWN, YOU'LL HELP ME. 669 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,947 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SEESAW. 670 00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:47,733 EXCEPT NEITHER ONE OF US CAN GET OFF. 671 00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:52,868 [ laughs ] 672 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:02,269 ♪ I-I-I-I-I need 673 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,140 ♪ I need you 674 00:40:04,184 --> 00:40:06,142 ♪ I-I-I-I-I-I Need... 675 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:09,015 COME ON. COME ON. 676 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:11,409 ♪ I-I-I need, I need you ♪ 677 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,585 ♪ Two of hearts 678 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,804 ♪ Two hearts that beat as one ♪ 679 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:19,417 - ♪ Two of hearts - ♪ I need you, I need you 680 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,462 ♪ Two of hearts 681 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,682 ♪ Two hearts that beat as one ♪ 682 00:40:23,725 --> 00:40:27,120 ♪ Two of hearts, come on, come on ♪ 683 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:32,821 ♪ I-I-I-I-I need 684 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:34,823 ♪ I need you 685 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,825 ♪ I-I-I-I-I need 686 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,523 ♪ I-I-I-I-I need 687 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,525 ♪ I need, I need 688 00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,441 ♪ I need you. 689 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:46,182 WHAT'S FOR DINNER, JAMES? I'M STARVED. 690 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:48,576 I FINISHED THE MOST MARVELOUS SENTENCE TODAY. 691 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:50,926 THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 692 00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,102 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS. 693 00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,278 THE RHYTHM, THE SYNTAX, THE DISSONANCE, 694 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:57,498 THE DIPHTHONGS-- IT'S PERFECT. 695 00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,021 [ clears throat ] 696 00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:02,285 "LAST NIGHT I DREAMT OF GLOCCA MORRA... 697 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:04,418 AGAIN." 698 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:10,119 IT'S REALLY A SHAME YOU CAN'T PUBLISH A SENTENCE. 699 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:13,035 I'M CONVINCED IT WOULD BE A BESTSELLER. 700 00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,081 [ bell ringing ] 701 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,175 [ James humming ] 702 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:28,573 [ sizzling ] 703 00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:30,836 LIGHTLY TOASTED ANIMAL TRANQUILIZER 704 00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:32,751 EXPERTLY PREPARED BY YOUR SOUS CHEF. 705 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:45,067 - DID KEOKI CALL? - NO. 706 00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:47,069 HE PROMISED HE'D CALL. 707 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:50,116 WE'LL SEE HIM NEXT WEEK IN DALLAS, IF HE BOTHERS TO SHOW UP. 708 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:03,433 [ laughs ] 709 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:06,088 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED A NEW PROJECT, 710 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,699 SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY. 711 00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:09,352 I KNOW, 712 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,659 WHY NOT CREATE A NEW SUPERSTAR? 713 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,053 A SUPERSTAR DRUG DEALER. 714 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:16,838 THEY'D BE INSTANTLY POPULAR BECAUSE DRUG DEALERS 715 00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:19,406 CAN AFFORD THE BEST OUTFITS AND EVERYBODY LOVES DRUGS. 716 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:22,061 THEY WOULD GIVE YOU ALL THE DRUGS YOU WANTED FOR FREE. 717 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,281 AND IF THEY DIDN'T, I'D JUST 86 THEM RIGHT OUT OF THE CLUB. 718 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:29,938 - DON'T SPILL IT. - MICHAEL, YOU'RE SUCH AN ADDICT. 719 00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:32,071 - [ phone ringing ] - THAT'LL BE KEOKI. 720 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:38,686 HELLO. 721 00:42:38,730 --> 00:42:40,732 NO. 722 00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:43,473 JAMES, NO DIPPING INTO THE COOKING SHERRY! 723 00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:45,693 YEAH. 724 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:49,001 OH, OKAY. 725 00:42:49,044 --> 00:42:51,133 YES, YES, THANK YOU. 726 00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:53,222 BYE. 727 00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,932 WAS THAT KEOKI? 728 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:09,282 WHAT DID HE SAY? DID HE ASK ABOUT ME? 729 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:14,896 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 730 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:18,247 IT WASN'T KEOKI. IT WAS THE POLICE. 731 00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:20,685 NOW GIVE ME MY K. 732 00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:22,687 THE POLICE? WHAT DID THEY WANT? 733 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,733 - STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. - MICHAEL, TELL ME. 734 00:43:27,692 --> 00:43:29,737 CHRISTINA'S DEAD. 735 00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:31,783 NOW GIVE ME MY GODDAMN K. 736 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:37,092 MICHAEL, OH MY GOD. 737 00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:40,313 COME ON, LET ME DO YOUR MAKE-UP. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 738 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:42,054 LATE? 739 00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,099 HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING OUT? 740 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,232 I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS PARTY FOR MONTHS. 741 00:43:46,275 --> 00:43:49,104 - CHRISTINA HAD NO RIGHT TO GO AND DIE ON US. - YOU GHOUL. 742 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,803 OH PLEASE, THE BEST SUPERSTAR IS A DEAD SUPERSTAR. 743 00:43:51,846 --> 00:43:54,675 - STOP IT. I MEAN IT! - [ Freez screams ] 744 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,112 MY FUCKING BUTT IS ON FIRE! 745 00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:59,158 [ laughs ] 746 00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,653 COME ON. 747 00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:17,698 LET ME DO YOUR FACE. 748 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,787 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 749 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,726 HI. 750 00:44:48,598 --> 00:44:51,123 WELCOME TO CHICKEN BUN. 751 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,515 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE? 752 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,736 YES, I'D LIKE 300 CHEESEBURGERS 753 00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:58,173 AND 300 FRENCH FRIES, PLEASE. 754 00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,262 [ hitting keys ] 755 00:45:02,961 --> 00:45:05,615 WILL THAT BE TO STAY OR TO GO? 756 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,443 TO STAY. 757 00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:10,533 WILL THERE BE ANYTHING TO DRINK WITH THAT? 758 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:14,842 HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR THICK AND CREAMY MILKSHAKES? 759 00:45:27,899 --> 00:45:29,857 MY NAME'S RODNEY. 760 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:32,251 YOU CAN CALL ME ROD FOR SHORT. 761 00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:34,470 HELLO, ROD. 762 00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:36,734 [ cheering ] 763 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,226 DINNER'S SERVED. 764 00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,455 DON'T BE SHY. OH, I'M SORRY. 765 00:46:07,634 --> 00:46:10,289 CHRISTINA'S DEAD! RA LA DIDDLE DOO! 766 00:46:10,332 --> 00:46:12,291 ♪ YOU GOT TO WALK 767 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:14,336 ♪ WALK 768 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:18,210 ♪ WALK YOUR ASS DOWN THE RUNWAY, JETWAY ♪ 769 00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:20,690 ♪ WALK, WALK 770 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:23,171 ♪ MODELING IS AN UGLY BUSINESS... ♪ 771 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:25,391 MICHAEL. 772 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:28,611 - MICHAEL! - [ sirens wailing ] 773 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:31,223 HEY, I GOT MY WINGS. 774 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:33,660 THEN FLY AWAY HOME. THE POLICE ARE COMING. 775 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:36,663 [ Rodney laughing ] HEY, HEY! 776 00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:38,839 HEY! 777 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,841 DO YOU STILL WANT THAT MILKSHAKE? 778 00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:43,888 OF COURSE. TO GO. 779 00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:48,806 Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET AMERICA'S FUTURE. 780 00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:51,504 THE CLUB KIDS. HERE THEY ARE. 781 00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:53,941 - [ dance music playing ] - [ audience applauding ] 782 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,992 ♪ YOU BETTER WORK, COVER-GIRL ♪ 783 00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:03,298 ♪ WORK IT, GIRL, GIVE A TWIRL ♪ 784 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:06,954 ♪ DO YOUR THING ON THE RUNWAY ♪ 785 00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:08,956 ♪ WORK, SUPERMODEL 786 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,828 ♪ WORK IT, GIRL, AROUND THE WORLD ♪ 787 00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:14,527 ♪ WET YOUR LIPS AND MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA ♪ 788 00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:16,659 ♪ WORK, TURN TO THE LEFT 789 00:47:16,703 --> 00:47:18,444 ♪ WORK, NOW TURN TO THE RIGHT ♪ 790 00:47:18,487 --> 00:47:22,361 ♪ WORK, SACHER CHANTER 791 00:47:22,404 --> 00:47:24,102 ♪ WORK, TURN TO THE LEFT 792 00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,973 ♪ WORK, NOW TURN TO THE RIGHT... ♪ 793 00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:27,888 WHO INVITED HIM? 794 00:47:27,932 --> 00:47:30,543 - I DID. - WHATEVER FOR? 795 00:47:35,765 --> 00:47:38,725 AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW. 796 00:47:38,768 --> 00:47:40,335 [ weak laughter ] 797 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:43,077 CLUB KIDS, SO WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO? 798 00:47:43,121 --> 00:47:45,210 WE DON'T DO, WE JUST ARE. 799 00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:47,342 BUT WHAT ABOUT WORK? 800 00:47:47,386 --> 00:47:49,562 IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO LOOK THAT RIDICULOUS. 801 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:54,088 WELL, MY WINGED VALKYRIE... 802 00:47:54,132 --> 00:47:56,743 - HOW DO YOU SUPPORT YOURSELF? - WELL I-- 803 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:59,093 CAN'T YOU GUESS? HE'S A DRUG DEALER. 804 00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:01,530 - [ audience gasps ] - [ Michael laughs ] 805 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:05,012 - NO, BUT SERIOUSLY? - IT'S ALL JUST INNOCENT FUN. 806 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:06,840 THEY'RE NOT HURTING ANYONE. 807 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,624 LET THE CHILDREN PLAY. 808 00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:11,366 WE'RE PARTYING WITH THE CLUB KIDS, 809 00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:14,500 FAMOUS BECAUSE THEY'RE FABULOUS. 810 00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:17,895 THAT'S SO COOL. 811 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,858 Man: AND WE'RE CLEAR. 812 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,034 - MICHAEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - IN JAIL. 813 00:48:27,078 --> 00:48:29,645 NO, MY BABY BEHIND BARS? 814 00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:31,691 ME AND RODNEY HIJACKED AND CRASHED A CAB. 815 00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:34,302 - ANGEL BAILED ME OUT. - ANGEL? 816 00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:36,957 ACTUALLY, ANGEL BAILED YOU OUT. 817 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:39,003 ME? 818 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,527 YEAH, I TOLD THE POLICE I WAS YOU. 819 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:46,488 OH, JAMES, IT'S JUST ALL IN FUN. 820 00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:48,490 AND AFTER I TOLD THEM THAT YOU HAD AIDS 821 00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:50,928 THEY GAVE ME MY OWN ROOM WITH A VCR AND ICE CREAM. 822 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,755 [ laughing ] 823 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:55,410 MICHAEL, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU. I HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU. 824 00:48:55,454 --> 00:48:57,412 Man: WE'RE BACK IN FIVE, FOUR, 825 00:48:57,456 --> 00:48:59,371 - THREE. - [ theme music plays ] 826 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:10,382 SO, JUST WHAT IS A CLUB KID? 827 00:49:10,425 --> 00:49:12,340 IT'S ALL ABOUT SELF-EXPRESSION. 828 00:49:12,384 --> 00:49:15,778 IF YOU FEEL LIKE A TROLL, THEN YOU SHOULD LOOK LIKE A TROLL. 829 00:49:15,822 --> 00:49:18,085 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 830 00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,695 I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE A HUNCHBACK 831 00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:22,872 JUST THROW A LITTLE GLITTER ON IT, HONEY, AND GO DANCING. 832 00:49:24,352 --> 00:49:26,789 - AND YOU ARE? - HE'S A TROLL. 833 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,966 TROLL ST. TROLL. 834 00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:31,707 I AM JAMES ST. JAMES, THE ORIGINAL. 835 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:34,754 THE ORIGINAL DRUG CHILD. 836 00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,321 AS YOU CAN SEE, YEARS OF ABUSE 837 00:49:36,364 --> 00:49:38,627 HAVE TAKEN ITS TOLL ON THE TROLL. 838 00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,455 ALTHOUGH HE LOOKS MUCH OLDER, 839 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:42,457 HE JUST TURNED 30. 840 00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:44,372 I AM 21 841 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:47,680 AND MICHAEL ALIG HAS STOLEN ALL OF MY IDEAS. 842 00:49:47,723 --> 00:49:51,771 WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE? CAN YOU REALLY BE A CLUB KID IN YOUR 50s? 843 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,991 ASK MY MOM. 844 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:56,558 WHY NOT? 845 00:49:56,602 --> 00:49:59,257 MY SON IS A SUCCESS. 846 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,520 AND HE STARTED OUT SELLING CANDY 847 00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:04,044 FROM A LITTLE SHOEBOX AT SCHOOL 848 00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:06,481 AND NOW HE SENDS A STRETCH LIMOUSINE 849 00:50:06,525 --> 00:50:08,309 FOR ME AT THE AIRPORT. 850 00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:10,703 ISN'T IT TRUE, MA'AM, THAT YOUR SON MICHAEL 851 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,532 TURNED YOU ON TO THE PILL ECSTASY? 852 00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:16,361 - [ audience murmuring ] - [ Michael chuckles ] 853 00:50:16,404 --> 00:50:18,972 HE SAID IT WAS A HEADACHE PILL. 854 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,018 WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TOOK IT? 855 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,412 MY HEADACHE WENT AWAY. 856 00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,893 [ laughing ] 857 00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:29,896 CLUB KIDS ARE CONDUCTING A NATIONWIDE TALENT SEARCH 858 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:31,506 STARTING IN DALLAS NEXT WEEK. 859 00:50:31,550 --> 00:50:33,508 THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. 860 00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,076 THESE ARE THE CLUB KIDS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL. 861 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:40,037 THANKS SO MUCH, MR. CHICKEN. 862 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,647 GREAT. THANK YOU, DEAR. 863 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:44,345 Great stuff. Really liked it. 864 00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:46,608 [ TV turns off ] 865 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,352 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, BUT THE PLACE IS PACKED 866 00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,354 ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. 867 00:50:53,398 --> 00:50:55,617 - THE KID IS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. - MM-HMM. 868 00:50:57,141 --> 00:51:00,448 AND THAT'S GOING TO DO US A LOT OF GOOD WHEN THE FEDS SHUT US DOWN. 869 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,673 - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? - ANGEL, HAVE YOU GOT-- 870 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:09,892 - MICHAEL, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? - DO WHAT? 871 00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:12,895 LIE ABOUT MY AGE TO THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES. 872 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:16,377 - ANGEL, I REALLY NEED-- - MICHAEL, IT'S TIME TO GO. I'VE GOT A DATE. 873 00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,205 MOM, I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT. 874 00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:21,382 - I'M SICK. - NO, YOU'RE SICK? WHAT'S-- 875 00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:24,081 OH, IT'S NOTHING. IT'S JUST HEROIN WITHDRAWAL. 876 00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:26,213 MICHAEL. 877 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,259 MICHAEL! 878 00:51:30,565 --> 00:51:32,611 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 879 00:51:33,612 --> 00:51:36,876 - MY FAULT? - ALL YOUR FAULT. 880 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,923 YOU-- YOU FEEDING MY CHILD DRUGS. 881 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,100 NO, DIDN'T YOU SEE... 882 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:50,890 COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU TO PORT AUTHORITY. 883 00:51:53,588 --> 00:51:56,243 I CAME IN A STRETCH LIMO. 884 00:51:57,549 --> 00:51:59,986 I'M NOT LEAVING IN A BUS. 885 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:09,996 I KNOW. 886 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:12,607 IT'S A TRAGEDY. 887 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:16,437 PAY YOU TO FLY AROUND THE COUNTRY RECRUITING CLUB KIDS? NO. 888 00:52:16,481 --> 00:52:19,223 - THINK OF THE PRESS. - THINK OF THE COST. 889 00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:22,356 I BUY YOU AN APARTMENT, SET YOU UP WITH A MAGAZINE, 890 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,576 PAY ALL YOUR BILLS AND STILL YOU WANT MORE. 891 00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:26,230 IT'S NEVER ENOUGH, IS IT? 892 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:28,493 IT'S A RECIPROCAL KIND OF RELATIONSHIP, YOU KNOW, PETER? 893 00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:31,409 FATHER-SON KIND OF THING? 894 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,628 AND ANOTHER THING, 895 00:52:33,672 --> 00:52:35,978 YOUR DRUG USE IS BECOMING INDISCRIMINATE. 896 00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:38,329 I WON'T DO CRACK WITHOUT HEROIN. 897 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:42,071 COME HERE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 898 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,120 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 899 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,904 THEY'RE THE FEDS 900 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,777 AND THEY'RE WATCHING ME AROUND THE CLOCK. 901 00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:54,519 THEY THINK I'M RUNNING SOME KIND OF DRUG SUPERMARKET. 902 00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,825 OH, PETER, YOU'RE JUST PARANOID. 903 00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,784 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 904 00:52:58,827 --> 00:53:00,568 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE ANY FUN. 905 00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:08,794 LOOK, I HAVE TO START PLAYING THE GAME. 906 00:53:08,837 --> 00:53:11,362 IF I WANT TO HAVE FUN, MICHAEL, 907 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,842 I'D GO AWAY ON A LITTLE... 908 00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:16,018 VACATION. 909 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,586 I'D BOOK A HOTEL ROOM 910 00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:22,764 AND I'D DISAPPEAR FOR A FEW DAYS. 911 00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:27,682 IN FACT, 912 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:30,163 I'M PLANNING A VACATION QUITE SOON. 913 00:53:36,125 --> 00:53:38,780 COULD I HAVE A LITTLE MORE? 914 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:41,827 YOU KNOW, FOR EXPENSES. 915 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,090 [ dance music playing ] 916 00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:01,107 GOD, 917 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:04,284 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE IN DALLAS. 918 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:07,505 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID ON TV. 919 00:54:07,548 --> 00:54:09,246 THAT SHOW CHANGED MY LIFE. 920 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:14,251 THERE YOU WERE JUST UP ON THAT SCREEN 921 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,078 AND FAMOUS FOR NO REASON. 922 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:18,603 I THOUGHT, OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO. 923 00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:21,823 I CRIED. GOD. 924 00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:25,262 JUST WAIT TILL YOU TRY MY DRUG SALAD. 925 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:28,177 - WHERE'S KEOKI? - HE DIDN'T MAKE HIS CONNECTION. 926 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:31,746 SOMETHING HE'S BEEN DOING FOR SOME TIME NOW. 927 00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,922 A LITTLE SOMETHING, GENTLEMEN? 928 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:39,319 [ chuckling ] NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GUARDIAN ANGEL. 929 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:42,714 STICK WITH ME, ANGEL. I'LL MAKE YOU A SUPERSTAR. 930 00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:44,759 THANKS, SKROD. 931 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,893 THAT'S SKRINK-LA DOO TO YOU. 932 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:49,373 [ laughs ] 933 00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:51,723 BROOKE, YOU SHOULD REALLY MOVE TO NEW YORK. 934 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,247 SHUT UP. NEW YORK? 935 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,293 OH HON, HE SAYS THAT TO EVERYONE. 936 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:58,947 SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY DO MOVE TO NEW YORK, THE POOR THINGS. 937 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:00,993 NO JOB, NOWHERE TO STAY. 938 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:03,604 IN THE TWINK OF AN EYE THEY ARE HOMELESS CRACK ADDICTS 939 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,433 PROSTITUTING THEMSELVES ON THE STREETS FOR A BUFFALO NICKEL. 940 00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:09,915 DON'T LISTEN TO JAMES. HE'S SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA. 941 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:12,831 DEMENTIA? I KNOW HER. SHE'S A DRAG QUEEN, RIGHT? 942 00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:15,964 CAN MY FRIEND GITSIE COME TOO? HEY, GITSIE, COME OVER HERE. 943 00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:17,836 COME HERE! 944 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:24,625 Brooklets: GITSIE, MICHAEL. MICHAEL, GITSIE. 945 00:55:24,669 --> 00:55:26,801 - HI. - HI. 946 00:55:26,845 --> 00:55:30,327 GITSIE, WHAT A GREAT NAME. 947 00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:33,460 OF COURSE, YOU CAN BOTH COME. 948 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,462 AND YOU CAN BE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 949 00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:38,204 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW YOU ON TV. 950 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:42,948 AND YOU CAN BOTH STAY WITH US. 951 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,690 James: MICHAEL, ISN'T IT GETTING A LITTLE CROWDED 952 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:48,693 IN HOUR HUMBLE ABODE? WHAT WITH FREEZ, ANGEL, 953 00:55:48,736 --> 00:55:50,912 MOI, YOUR NAME? 954 00:55:50,956 --> 00:55:53,741 - BROOKE. - BROOKE, AND THIS ONE? 955 00:55:53,785 --> 00:55:56,178 OH, JAMES, IT'S NOT LIKE I SEE YOU PAYING ANY RENT. 956 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:59,181 RE-- I COOK, I CLEAN, 957 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:01,401 I TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOTHER. 958 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:04,186 SALAD IS SERVED. 959 00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:06,580 FIVE MINUTES TO SHOW TIME. 960 00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:09,627 Michael and James: SHOW TIME? 961 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:11,846 YOUR SHOW. 962 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:13,805 BUT WE DON'T HAVE A SHOW. 963 00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:16,198 WE DON'T DO ANYTHING. 964 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:18,897 CURTAIN UP AT THE END OF THIS SONG. 965 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:23,249 Michael and James: SONG? 966 00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:25,817 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 967 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:30,343 MANHATTAN'S ONLY CLUB KIDS. 968 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,345 [ cheering ] 969 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,739 [ dance music playing ] 970 00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:51,886 GREETINGS CITIZENS. 971 00:56:57,152 --> 00:57:00,808 WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE 972 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:03,681 IN WHICH THE PURSUIT OF ALL VALUES 973 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:07,075 OTHER THAN MONEY, SUCCESS, 974 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,077 FAME, GLAMOUR 975 00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:12,907 HAS EITHER BEEN DISCREDITED OR DESTROYED. 976 00:57:12,951 --> 00:57:16,737 MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR. 977 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:20,741 FOR WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE OF THE THING. 978 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:25,006 MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR. 979 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:28,923 MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR. 980 00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:33,101 [ all chanting ] MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR. 981 00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:36,888 MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR. 982 00:57:36,931 --> 00:57:39,281 MONEY. 983 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:52,512 BLOOD FEAST? LEGS CUT OFF? 984 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,471 MICHAEL, THIS IS SICK. 985 00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:56,951 OF COURSE IT'S SICK. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SICK. 986 00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:58,953 NO! 987 00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:01,826 BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT TO HAVE A BLOOD FEAST. 988 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:03,523 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 989 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:07,745 IF YOU WANT YOUR MORTGAGE PAID, YOU WILL CHECK YOURSELF INTO REHAB. 990 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,964 BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO. 991 00:58:15,187 --> 00:58:16,841 I SAID I WOULD PAY. 992 00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:24,152 DOES SHE SPEAK? 993 00:58:25,632 --> 00:58:27,895 ONLY WHEN HE WANTS ME TO. 994 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:31,508 MY KIND OF GIRL. 995 00:58:33,858 --> 00:58:35,468 ALL RIGHT LOOK, 996 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:38,340 IF YOU GET YOURSELF INTO A REHAB 997 00:58:38,384 --> 00:58:40,517 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BLOOD FEAST 998 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,780 AS A GOING-AWAY PRESENT. 999 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,478 THANK YOU, PETER. I PROMISE. 1000 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,524 OH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR VACATION. 1001 00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:55,444 [ Gitsie giggling ] 1002 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:58,099 TA-DAH! 1003 00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:45,538 BUGS. BUGS. 1004 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,672 I KNOW THEY'RE HERE SOMEWHERE. 1005 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,801 HE'S OUT THERE. 1006 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:56,783 Peter: YOU THINK YOU'RE PETER PAN, MICHAEL. 1007 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,743 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 1008 01:00:59,786 --> 01:01:01,875 I'M PETER. 1009 01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:04,704 AND I'M SITTING ON THE PAN. 1010 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:07,054 [ laughing ] 1011 01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:17,108 [ snorting ] 1012 01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,901 Michael: I WAS JUST THINKING. 1013 01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:33,907 I WAS JUST THINKING HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO BE IN CENTRAL PARK. 1014 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:38,390 IN THE SUNSHINE. 1015 01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:41,045 MICHAEL! 1016 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:43,047 YOU AND ME. 1017 01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:45,353 Peter: GITSIE! 1018 01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:48,705 - WITH AN ICE CREAM. - IT'S LONELY IN HERE. 1019 01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:50,707 I WANT MY MONEY, MICHAEL. 1020 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:59,498 I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW. 1021 01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:01,543 Angel: MICHAEL, I WANT MY MONEY. 1022 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,301 [ screaming ] 1023 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,745 MICHAEL, WAKE UP! COME ON! 1024 01:02:35,229 --> 01:02:37,536 OH GOD. 1025 01:02:39,451 --> 01:02:41,583 [ screaming ] 1026 01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:49,330 [ heart monitor beeping ] 1027 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:53,291 [ baby crying ] 1028 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:13,485 James: ♪ SKRINK LA DA 1029 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,574 ♪ LA SKROD LA DOODLE DA 1030 01:03:15,617 --> 01:03:19,360 ♪ LA SKRINK LA SKROD LA SKROD LA DOODLE SKRINK LA DA ♪ 1031 01:03:19,404 --> 01:03:21,188 ♪ SKRINK LA DOODLE DA SKROD. ♪ 1032 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,800 - I KNEW YOU'D COME. - BANANA? PEACH? 1033 01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:26,106 [ laughs ] 1034 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:34,245 OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE! 1035 01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:38,640 IT WAS SO NICE BEING DEAD. 1036 01:03:38,684 --> 01:03:41,121 LOOK AT YOU IN THAT E.R. SHEET. 1037 01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:44,342 OH MY GOD. I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA. 1038 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,213 THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 1039 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:49,129 WE'LL ALL GET DRESSED UP LIKE NURSES AND DOCTORS 1040 01:03:49,173 --> 01:03:51,131 AND GIVE OUT PRESCRIPTIONS FOR FREE DRUGS. 1041 01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:54,004 KEOKI WILL DJ AND YOU CAN BE-- 1042 01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:56,484 YOU CAN BE A SERIAL KILLER NURSE WITH THE ENEMA. 1043 01:03:56,528 --> 01:03:57,964 MICHAEL, I CAN'T. 1044 01:03:58,008 --> 01:04:00,924 - CAN I BE A MENTAL PATIENT? - OF COURSE YOU CAN. 1045 01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:03,230 JAMES, DO YOU HAVE A BUMP OF K? 1046 01:04:03,274 --> 01:04:06,407 I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER AND WRITE, MICHAEL. 1047 01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:08,801 A BUMP OF K'S GOING TO KILL ME NOW, IS IT? 1048 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,282 [ laughs ] 1049 01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:13,284 COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1050 01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:15,329 MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 1051 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:17,331 YOU'RE ATTACHED TO THINGS. MICHAEL! 1052 01:04:24,469 --> 01:04:26,558 COME ON, JAMES. 1053 01:04:30,388 --> 01:04:32,825 THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 1054 01:04:48,058 --> 01:04:50,234 [ techno music playing ] 1055 01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,944 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1056 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,685 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1057 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:08,556 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1058 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,819 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1059 01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:12,778 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1060 01:05:12,821 --> 01:05:14,258 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1061 01:05:14,301 --> 01:05:15,912 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1062 01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,698 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1063 01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:21,613 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH 1064 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:23,615 ♪ SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH... 1065 01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:30,143 PARTY'S OVER. 1066 01:05:30,187 --> 01:05:32,885 AND YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND HERE NAKED ANYMORE. 1067 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,061 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1068 01:05:42,895 --> 01:05:44,941 Michael: WHAT'S THIS? 1069 01:05:46,377 --> 01:05:48,553 - IT SAYS SEVERANCE PAY. - MM-HMM. 1070 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:53,688 WHERE'S PETER? 1071 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:57,083 I THINK HE'S DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN FOR YOU, MICHAEL. 1072 01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:59,868 HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER. 1073 01:06:03,872 --> 01:06:06,614 PETER STILL LOVES ME MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU. 1074 01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:12,925 I'M STILL FABULOUS. 1075 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:18,844 WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SEE? 1076 01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:24,197 I SEE A POOR PATHETIC FRIGHTENED LITTLE BOY, 1077 01:06:24,241 --> 01:06:27,679 TOO SCARED TO FACE REALITY. 1078 01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:33,859 FABULOUS. 1079 01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:50,528 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1080 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:54,575 WOW, MICHAEL, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT. 1081 01:07:01,234 --> 01:07:02,931 NO THANKS, MAN. 1082 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:12,680 WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME? 1083 01:07:12,724 --> 01:07:15,031 I MISS YOU. 1084 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:21,646 I MISS YOU, TOO. I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL. 1085 01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:23,213 SO YOU'LL COME HOME? 1086 01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:30,655 THAT'D BE NICE BUT, YOU KNOW, MY SCHEDULE'S JUST CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 1087 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:34,354 DAY AFTER TOMORROW I'M GOING TO ICELAND. 1088 01:07:34,398 --> 01:07:36,530 THEN IBIZA 1089 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:38,924 AND THEN MALAYSIA. 1090 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,618 I THINK I DROPPED A ROCK. 1091 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497 MICHAEL. 1092 01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,631 I DROPPED TWO ROCKS. 1093 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:43,031 MIKE, MICHAEL. 1094 01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:45,164 I DROPPED A ROCK. LOOK ON THE FLOOR. 1095 01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:48,211 LOOK IN THE CARPET. FIND THE ROCK. 1096 01:08:48,254 --> 01:08:50,822 REMEMBER? 1097 01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:03,095 THERE, MICHAEL. 1098 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,662 MICHAEL, CHECK BEHIND THE RADIATOR. 1099 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,316 I THINK IT FELL BEHIND THE RADIATOR. 1100 01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:31,819 OW! 1101 01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:41,046 MICHAEL, LOOK. 1102 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,787 YOU SEE THAT HOLE? 1103 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:45,659 THERE'S A HOLE BACK THERE AND THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE. 1104 01:09:47,313 --> 01:09:50,664 IF I CAN JUST REACH MY HAND. 1105 01:09:50,708 --> 01:09:53,232 - [ squeaking ] - OW! OW! 1106 01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:55,539 FUCK! FUCK! 1107 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,193 FUCKING RAT! 1108 01:09:57,236 --> 01:09:59,543 I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING RAT. 1109 01:09:59,586 --> 01:10:01,197 HUH. 1110 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,373 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 1111 01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:05,331 THAT'S NOT A CRACK HOLE. THAT'S A RAT HOLE. 1112 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:08,856 - RAT'S ON CRACK ATTACK. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 1113 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,119 OH, ANGEL. 1114 01:10:11,163 --> 01:10:13,252 WE DID ALL YOUR DRUGS AND WE NEED SOME MORE. 1115 01:10:13,296 --> 01:10:15,559 YOU DID WHAT? 1116 01:10:22,870 --> 01:10:26,091 WE DID ALL YOUR DRUGS AND WE NEED SOME MORE. 1117 01:10:26,134 --> 01:10:28,354 NOW. 1118 01:10:28,398 --> 01:10:30,530 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THIS. 1119 01:10:30,574 --> 01:10:32,706 HOW ABOUT PAYING ME SOME RENT? 1120 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:34,360 FOR WHAT? HUH? 1121 01:10:34,404 --> 01:10:36,841 FOR ALL THE FUCKING DRUGS YOU'VE DONE FOR FREE? 1122 01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:38,843 FORGET IT. 1123 01:10:38,886 --> 01:10:41,498 OH, I GET IT. 1124 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:44,762 YOU'RE A NOBODY WHO I TURNED INTO A SOMEBODY. 1125 01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:47,112 BECAUSE OF ME PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 1126 01:10:47,155 --> 01:10:49,245 BECAUSE OF ME YOU GET TO GO ON TELEVISION. 1127 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:52,639 BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE IT. 1128 01:10:52,683 --> 01:10:55,120 YOU AND YOUR TIRED OLD ANGEL WINGS. 1129 01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:59,516 DON'T START WITH ME, MICHAEL. 1130 01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:01,909 YOU'RE JUST SOME-- SOME LAME ASS 1131 01:11:01,953 --> 01:11:03,911 JOHNNY-COME-LATELY FAIRY FAGGOT COPYCAT. 1132 01:11:03,955 --> 01:11:07,263 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR SKRINK FROM YOUR SKROD, YOU STUPID LAGER BLOGGER. 1133 01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:15,096 BUT STILL, NO HARD FEELINGS? 1134 01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,620 [ scoffs ] 1135 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,276 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1136 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,893 FUCK! FUCK! 1137 01:11:28,936 --> 01:11:30,373 - FUCK! - [ Michael giggling ] 1138 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:32,505 I DON'T MEAN TO BUTT IN HERE, 1139 01:11:32,549 --> 01:11:35,769 BUT WHAT IS BROOKE DOING IN MY BEDROOM? 1140 01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:37,423 - FUCK! - Brooke: MICHAEL! 1141 01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:39,643 WHAT IS JAMES DOING IN MY BEDROOM? 1142 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:55,441 I'M SO OUT OF HERE. 1143 01:11:55,485 --> 01:11:58,444 WAIT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 1144 01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:02,361 YOU PROMISED. WE HAVE A PACT, REMEMBER? 1145 01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:04,407 [ door shuts ] 1146 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,377 Man on TV: It's a quarter past 3:00. 1147 01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:20,379 In the local news at this hour, 1148 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,469 police have raided and closed The Limelight nightclub 1149 01:12:23,513 --> 01:12:25,993 alleging it has become a drug den. 1150 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:29,257 No arrests were made, but narcotics agents... 1151 01:12:32,522 --> 01:12:34,785 [ sirens wailing ] 1152 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:44,011 [ ringing ] 1153 01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:46,231 [ phone ringing ] 1154 01:13:14,085 --> 01:13:16,261 MICHAEL. 1155 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:20,396 MICHAEL. 1156 01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,890 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME. 1157 01:13:40,503 --> 01:13:42,766 I CAME, DIDN'T I? 1158 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,468 MICHAEL, I'M TAKING YOU TO REHAB NOW. 1159 01:13:58,956 --> 01:14:01,219 OH, MICHAEL. 1160 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:09,009 OUR CAT IS DEAD. 1161 01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,983 [ sobbing ] 1162 01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:06,589 Angel: MICHAEL! 1163 01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:08,808 WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY? 1164 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,685 YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY, MICHAEL. 1165 01:15:15,728 --> 01:15:17,904 'CAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF SHIT 1166 01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:19,819 THE COPS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN RIGHT NOW. 1167 01:15:19,863 --> 01:15:22,518 BYE BYE, PETER GATIEN. 1168 01:15:29,046 --> 01:15:30,700 YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPIC! 1169 01:15:36,575 --> 01:15:38,534 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 1170 01:15:40,405 --> 01:15:44,061 HE BROKE MY TEAPOT. MY FAVORITE TEAPOT. 1171 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:47,281 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 1172 01:15:49,588 --> 01:15:51,329 JAMES? 1173 01:16:00,251 --> 01:16:02,514 [ techno music playing ] 1174 01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:09,565 Michael: JAMES? 1175 01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,264 Michael: JAMES! 1176 01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:16,441 GODDAMN IT, WHY DOES EVERYONE GOT TO DIE ON ME? 1177 01:16:18,748 --> 01:16:21,054 [ muffled voices ] 1178 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,638 [ gasps ] 1179 01:16:39,682 --> 01:16:41,988 [ heart monitor beeping ] 1180 01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:55,523 LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR FIRST OVERDOSE. 1181 01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:58,788 LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU. THAT WAS GENIUS. 1182 01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:02,008 ONLY YOU COULD DREAM UP SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1183 01:17:02,052 --> 01:17:05,055 - DREAM UP WHAT? - LAST NIGHT'S PARTY. 1184 01:17:05,098 --> 01:17:07,710 IT WAS BETTER THAN A 10-INCH DICK AND YOU KNOW IT. 1185 01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:10,974 WHEN ANGEL WAS LOWERED FROM THE CEILING, BOY OH BOY. 1186 01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:13,454 AND TO THINK I BELIEVED YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM. 1187 01:17:13,498 --> 01:17:16,675 I SWALLOWED IT HOOK, LINE AND SINKER, BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 1188 01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:19,112 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU COULD NEVER KILL ANYONE. 1189 01:17:19,156 --> 01:17:21,158 JAMES, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. 1190 01:17:21,201 --> 01:17:23,029 HERE, LISTEN TO THIS. 1191 01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:25,075 MICHAEL MUSTO'S COLUMN. 1192 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:28,121 "NIGHTCLUBBING" MR. MESS... 1193 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:31,081 WAS FIGHTING MR. DEALER ABOUT MONEY HE WAS OWED. 1194 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:33,083 MR. DEALER WAS CHOKING MR. MESS 1195 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,867 JUST AS MR. MESS #2 CAME IN 1196 01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:37,000 AND HIT MR. DEALER OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER." 1197 01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:40,743 FABULOUS, YOU EVEN SUCKERED THE PRESS. IT'S GENIUS. 1198 01:17:40,786 --> 01:17:43,659 JAMES, WOULD I LIE TO YOU? 1199 01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:46,009 YES, ALL THE TIME. 1200 01:17:46,052 --> 01:17:48,576 WELL, NOT THIS TIME. 1201 01:17:52,537 --> 01:17:54,670 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT RID OF THE BODY? 1202 01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:59,283 OKAY, MR. PSYCHO KILLER, I'LL PLAY ALONG. 1203 01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:01,328 SNUGGLE UP. 1204 01:18:07,117 --> 01:18:08,901 Michael: DAYS PASSED. 1205 01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:10,947 WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1206 01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:19,172 SHUT UP. WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 1207 01:18:22,915 --> 01:18:25,265 PLUMBING'S FUCKED. 1208 01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:29,226 Michael: AFTER ABOUT A WEEK OR SO 1209 01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:31,228 THE SMELL GOT SO BAD I SAID TO FREEZ... 1210 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:34,144 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE MESS. 1211 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:39,018 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1212 01:18:39,062 --> 01:18:43,762 BUT FREEZ ISN'T VERY GOOD IN THE DEAD BODY DISPOSAL DEPARTMENT, NO SIREE. 1213 01:18:43,806 --> 01:18:46,591 SO I SENT HIM TO MACY'S KITCHENWARE TO BUY SOME KNIVES 1214 01:18:46,634 --> 01:18:49,768 AND A TV BECAUSE WE NEEDED A BIG BOX. 1215 01:18:56,775 --> 01:19:00,561 I DID SO MUCH HEROIN THAT DAY, I HOPED IT WOULD KILL ME. 1216 01:19:05,436 --> 01:19:07,699 BUT IT WAS EASY. 1217 01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:12,312 THE MEAT JUST FELL AWAY 1218 01:19:12,356 --> 01:19:14,532 AND THE BONES JUST SNAPPED. 1219 01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:29,068 WE PUT IT ALL INTO A BOX IN THE LIVING ROOM. 1220 01:19:29,112 --> 01:19:32,376 AND AFTER A FEW MORE DAYS 1221 01:19:32,419 --> 01:19:34,726 WE THREW IT INTO THE RIVER 1222 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,250 AND IT FLOATED AWAY. 1223 01:19:42,386 --> 01:19:44,301 IT WASN'T LIKE HE WAS ALIVE OR ANYTHING. 1224 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:46,477 HE WAS TOTALLY DEAD. 1225 01:19:50,437 --> 01:19:52,439 JAMES? 1226 01:19:53,701 --> 01:19:55,703 SAY SOMETHING. 1227 01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:05,670 MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO TURN YOURSELF IN. 1228 01:20:13,983 --> 01:20:15,941 MICHAEL, WE HAVE TO GO. 1229 01:20:15,985 --> 01:20:18,857 - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? - DON'T BE JEALOUS. 1230 01:20:18,901 --> 01:20:20,816 WE'RE GOING TO REHAB RIGHT NOW. 1231 01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,643 IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A HONEYMOON. 1232 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:26,125 WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN. 1233 01:20:26,169 --> 01:20:27,823 NO DRUGS. 1234 01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:30,173 NOTHING. 1235 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:32,653 WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE CROSS COUNTRY, 1236 01:20:32,697 --> 01:20:34,960 SLEEP UNDER THE STARS, 1237 01:20:35,004 --> 01:20:37,615 SWIM IN THE COOL CRYSTAL WATERFALLS. 1238 01:20:39,225 --> 01:20:41,619 JUST YOU AND ME. 1239 01:20:41,662 --> 01:20:43,969 AND YOU'LL GET BETTER. 1240 01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:46,363 AND EVERYTHING WILL ALL GET BETTER. 1241 01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:52,282 HOW BUCOLIC. 1242 01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:57,896 MICHAEL. 1243 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,789 I CAN'T PEE. 1244 01:21:23,835 --> 01:21:26,229 COME IN HERE. 1245 01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:28,796 IT'S NICE AND WARM. 1246 01:21:52,472 --> 01:21:54,866 OH, GITSIE. 1247 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,608 EVERYTHING'S SUCH A MESS. 1248 01:22:00,785 --> 01:22:02,918 DON'T WORRY, MICHAEL. 1249 01:22:06,617 --> 01:22:08,749 PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME. 1250 01:22:08,793 --> 01:22:10,926 I PROMISE. 1251 01:22:10,969 --> 01:22:13,450 [ whispering ] YOU PROMISE. 1252 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:21,806 I LOVE YOU. 1253 01:22:28,595 --> 01:22:30,597 SKROD LA DA. 1254 01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:33,731 I CAN PEE AGAIN. 1255 01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:35,776 ME TOO. 1256 01:22:44,655 --> 01:22:46,962 [ shrieks ] 1257 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:15,251 [ knocking ] 1258 01:23:15,294 --> 01:23:17,644 Man: HOUSEKEEPING. YOU NEED A TURN-DOWN SERVICE? 1259 01:23:17,688 --> 01:23:20,778 GO AWAY! WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE TOWELS. 1260 01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:23,085 [ door crashing open ] 1261 01:23:23,128 --> 01:23:25,826 - NO! WHAT THE-- - SHH, SHH. 1262 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:29,221 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. 1263 01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:32,485 HEY, HEY! JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, KIDDO. DO YOURSELF A BIG FAVOR. 1264 01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:36,098 NO! FUCKERS! 1265 01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:48,327 Man: LIKE "STAR WARS," MIKE. 1266 01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:50,895 YOU'RE LUKE, A FORCE FOR THE GOOD. 1267 01:23:50,938 --> 01:23:52,984 BUT SOMEHOW YOU HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED 1268 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:55,073 BY A DARK POWERFUL FORCE. 1269 01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:56,857 PETER GATIEN. 1270 01:23:56,901 --> 01:23:59,947 WE NEED YOU TO HELP US OVERTHROW THE EVIL EMPEROR, YOU SEE? 1271 01:24:02,907 --> 01:24:04,256 BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1272 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:06,215 WHAT ABOUT THE DRUGS AT THE CLUBS? 1273 01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:09,914 THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND THE PRIVATE PARTIES AT HOTELS? 1274 01:24:26,931 --> 01:24:29,673 LISTEN, MICHAEL, YOU HELP US 1275 01:24:29,716 --> 01:24:31,675 AND WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE... 1276 01:24:31,718 --> 01:24:33,894 MISHAP. 1277 01:24:33,938 --> 01:24:35,896 - BUT IT WAS-- - WHAT, SELF-DEFENSE? 1278 01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:38,769 WE COULD BE LOOKING AT MURDER IN THE FIRST DEGREE, PAL. 1279 01:24:42,294 --> 01:24:45,558 Man #2: NOW YOU THINK ABOUT THE BIG THINGS. 1280 01:24:45,602 --> 01:24:47,865 WE CAN MAKE SURE THAT THE LITTLE THINGS 1281 01:24:47,908 --> 01:24:50,215 TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. 1282 01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:54,671 [ knocking ] 1283 01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:59,154 Michael: SKROD LA DA DA. 1284 01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,373 [ doorbell buzzing ] 1285 01:26:06,204 --> 01:26:08,075 WANT TO BUY A CLOCK? 1286 01:26:08,119 --> 01:26:10,077 MICHAEL, I-- 1287 01:26:10,121 --> 01:26:12,776 I THOUGHT YOU'D BEEN ARRESTED. 1288 01:26:12,819 --> 01:26:14,995 YOU WISH. 1289 01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:16,649 I NEED MONEY. 1290 01:26:16,693 --> 01:26:19,217 WELL, MICHAEL, I'M BROKE. 1291 01:26:19,261 --> 01:26:21,350 AND I'VE GOT A STOMACH-ACHE. 1292 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:27,443 WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS YOUR MANUSCRIPT? 1293 01:26:27,486 --> 01:26:30,489 - NO, MICHAEL, DON'T-- - THERE'S NOTHING HERE. 1294 01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:33,100 OH, JAMES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. 1295 01:26:33,144 --> 01:26:35,451 [ doorbell buzzes ] 1296 01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:38,323 OH, THAT'LL BE BILL AND BEN. 1297 01:26:38,367 --> 01:26:40,195 I MADE A DEAL. 1298 01:26:40,238 --> 01:26:43,110 I'M HELPING THE POLICE WITH THEIR INQUIRES. 1299 01:26:43,154 --> 01:26:44,503 ABOUT THE MURDER? 1300 01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:46,853 NO, SILLY, THE DRUG INVESTIGATION. 1301 01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:49,856 IT'S FUN. BILL AND BEN DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MURDER. 1302 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,989 THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME ANONYMITY. 1303 01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,906 - IMMUNITY. - WHATEVER. 1304 01:27:00,650 --> 01:27:01,738 YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, 1305 01:27:01,781 --> 01:27:04,262 IF IT REALLY WAS SELF-DEFENSE THEN... 1306 01:27:04,306 --> 01:27:07,874 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU CAN-- 1307 01:27:07,918 --> 01:27:10,529 YOU SHOULD JUST TURN YOURSELF IN. 1308 01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:27,024 [ doorbell buzzing ] 1309 01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,939 OH, I'VE GOT TO GO. 1310 01:27:31,594 --> 01:27:34,379 MICHAEL, PETER WAS LIKE A FATHER TO YOU. 1311 01:27:34,423 --> 01:27:37,252 HE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. HOW CAN YOU JUST RAT HIM OUT? 1312 01:27:37,295 --> 01:27:40,951 OH, JAMES, I'M GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 1313 01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:48,350 [ thunder cracking ] 1314 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:09,806 - HELLO. - HI. 1315 01:28:11,373 --> 01:28:13,331 REMEMBER ME? 1316 01:28:14,376 --> 01:28:16,116 NO. 1317 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,336 REMEMBER CLARA THE CHICKEN? 1318 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,556 ICY THE BEAR? 1319 01:28:20,599 --> 01:28:23,123 AND TIRESIAS THE RAT? 1320 01:28:24,647 --> 01:28:26,649 NO, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU AT ALL. 1321 01:28:28,433 --> 01:28:31,784 YOU REALLY SHOULD STAY OFF THE K. 1322 01:28:31,828 --> 01:28:34,352 ANYWAY, I WAS THERE. I SAW IT ALL. 1323 01:28:34,396 --> 01:28:36,920 - LOOK. - [ TV turns on ] 1324 01:28:38,182 --> 01:28:41,098 REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS WHEN FREEZ GOT BITTEN? 1325 01:28:41,141 --> 01:28:43,361 [ laughing ] THAT WAS ME. 1326 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:45,972 JUST A PLAYFUL LITTLE NIP. NOW WATCH. 1327 01:28:46,016 --> 01:28:47,800 FAST FORWARD A LITTLE BIT. 1328 01:28:50,107 --> 01:28:52,283 SEE, THAT'S ANGEL'S ROOM. 1329 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:55,330 LOOK OVER THERE IN THE CLOSET. 1330 01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:57,810 THAT'S ANGEL'S STASH. 1331 01:28:57,854 --> 01:29:00,204 AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE. 1332 01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:02,293 GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER? 1333 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,165 THAT'S MICHAEL. 1334 01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:07,167 Rat: MM-HMM. NOW WATCH. 1335 01:29:07,211 --> 01:29:09,213 I'LL FAST FORWARD A LITTLE BIT. 1336 01:29:10,606 --> 01:29:13,130 YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPIC! 1337 01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:07,706 [ crashing ] 1338 01:30:17,673 --> 01:30:19,675 [ cracking ] 1339 01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:26,508 Rat: NOW HERE'S WHERE IT GETS DISTURBING. 1340 01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,771 [ pager beeping ] 1341 01:30:30,294 --> 01:30:32,427 ALL RIGHT, SO SEE, HE'S NOT DEAD YET. 1342 01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:35,081 HE'S NOT DEAD YET, JIMMY, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT DONE. 1343 01:30:40,304 --> 01:30:42,393 FIRST THEY STRIP HIM NAKED. 1344 01:30:44,395 --> 01:30:47,093 AND THEN THE OLD PILLOW TRICK. 1345 01:30:47,137 --> 01:30:50,009 AND THEN, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE, 1346 01:30:50,053 --> 01:30:52,577 A DRANO INJECTION. 1347 01:30:52,621 --> 01:30:54,840 THAT STUFF IS USED TO UNCLOG PIPES, JIMMY, 1348 01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:57,103 NOT VEINS. 1349 01:30:57,147 --> 01:30:59,236 STOP IT! STOP IT! 1350 01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,504 [ gasping ] 1351 01:31:14,947 --> 01:31:17,472 Man: SO, THIS RAT, 1352 01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:19,343 IT'S SITTING ON YOUR SOFA 1353 01:31:19,386 --> 01:31:21,214 - AND WHAT EXACTLY-- - [ phone ringing ] 1354 01:31:21,258 --> 01:31:23,826 EXCUSE ME. 1355 01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:26,350 - HELLO? - Michael: Skrink! 1356 01:31:26,393 --> 01:31:27,699 SKROD! 1357 01:31:27,743 --> 01:31:29,875 I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF A TELEVISION INTERVIEW. 1358 01:31:29,919 --> 01:31:32,704 - About what? - MY NOVEL. 1359 01:31:32,748 --> 01:31:34,489 PUBLISHED TODAY. 1360 01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:37,056 IT'S CALLED "DISCO BLOODBATH" AND IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. 1361 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,102 OH, JAMES, HOW TYPICAL. 1362 01:31:39,145 --> 01:31:41,713 GO AND COMMIT YOUR OWN MURDER. 1363 01:31:41,757 --> 01:31:45,151 I WAS JUST TELLING THE STORY OF HOW I GOT YOU ARRESTED. 1364 01:31:45,195 --> 01:31:47,502 WHAT? 1365 01:31:51,027 --> 01:31:52,811 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT. 1366 01:31:52,855 --> 01:31:55,292 WELL, YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE. 1367 01:31:55,335 --> 01:31:58,513 - BUT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. - ISN'T THAT WHAT BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR? 1368 01:31:58,556 --> 01:32:00,558 JAMES CLARK, I COULD KILL YOU. 1369 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,604 [ laughing ] 1370 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,998 You know, 1371 01:32:06,042 --> 01:32:08,523 PRISON ISN'T ALL THAT DIFFERENT FROM A NIGHTCLUB. 1372 01:32:09,698 --> 01:32:11,874 EVERYTHING'S FOR FREE 1373 01:32:11,917 --> 01:32:14,311 AND I DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING. 1374 01:32:14,354 --> 01:32:16,748 AND I CAN GET ALL THE DRUGS AND SEX I WANT. 1375 01:32:16,792 --> 01:32:18,620 AND AFTER GITSIE AND I GET MARRIED 1376 01:32:18,663 --> 01:32:20,752 WE CAN HAVE CONJUGAL VISITS. 1377 01:32:20,796 --> 01:32:24,669 OH, MICHAEL, I'M SO SORRY. 1378 01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:27,063 - Now what? - YOU DIDN'T HEAR? 1379 01:32:27,106 --> 01:32:29,848 GITSIE'S DEAD. 1380 01:32:29,892 --> 01:32:32,721 An overdose. 1381 01:32:44,646 --> 01:32:47,039 YOU SAVED MY LIFE, YOU KNOW. 1382 01:32:49,085 --> 01:32:50,695 THANK YOU. 1383 01:32:50,739 --> 01:32:54,307 I'm afraid I'm going to have to hang up now. 1384 01:32:54,351 --> 01:32:56,092 WHY? 1385 01:32:56,135 --> 01:32:58,573 BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN THIS INTO AN AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL. 1386 01:32:58,616 --> 01:33:01,576 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET THE LAST WORD AND YOU WANT THIS TO END 1387 01:33:01,619 --> 01:33:03,708 WITH EVERYONE LIKING YOU AND IT'S MY MOVIE. 1388 01:33:03,752 --> 01:33:06,058 I CAN'T LET IT END THAT WAY. 1389 01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:09,235 YOU ALWAYS KEPT OUR PACT. 1390 01:33:09,279 --> 01:33:11,237 This is where I need to be. 1391 01:33:11,281 --> 01:33:14,545 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. 1392 01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:16,547 GOODBYE, MICHAEL ALIG. 1393 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:18,723 [ dial tone ] 1394 01:33:23,293 --> 01:33:25,904 Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL TALK TO HIM. 1395 01:33:25,948 --> 01:33:29,168 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF A PEA CHANGING ITS POD? 1396 01:33:32,868 --> 01:33:35,218 WELL, AT LEAST HE GAVE ME SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT. 1397 01:33:35,261 --> 01:33:37,263 CURED MY WRITER'S BLOCK. 1398 01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:49,493 ♪ THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD SAID ♪ 1399 01:33:49,536 --> 01:33:51,974 ♪ TAKE IT SLOW 1400 01:33:53,845 --> 01:33:58,458 ♪ TEMPTATION'S GOT AHOLD OF ME ♪ 1401 01:33:59,721 --> 01:34:02,637 ♪ AND I HEAR THEM SAY 1402 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:07,772 ♪ OH, EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD ♪ 1403 01:34:07,816 --> 01:34:11,558 ♪ EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD 1404 01:34:11,602 --> 01:34:16,955 ♪ OH, EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD ♪ 1405 01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:21,568 ♪ AND EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD 1406 01:34:21,612 --> 01:34:26,095 ♪ EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD ♪ 1407 01:34:26,138 --> 01:34:30,577 ♪ EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD 1408 01:34:30,621 --> 01:34:35,191 ♪ EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD ♪ 1409 01:34:35,234 --> 01:34:38,847 ♪ EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD 1410 01:34:39,978 --> 01:34:44,330 ♪ EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD ♪ 1411 01:34:44,374 --> 01:34:48,508 ♪ EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD. ♪ 1412 01:34:57,953 --> 01:35:02,000 ♪ SAILING THROUGH THE TOWN 1413 01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:06,439 ♪ IN THE MORNING BY YOURSELF 1414 01:35:06,483 --> 01:35:11,227 ♪ THERE'S A VERY SPECIAL FEELING ♪ 1415 01:35:11,270 --> 01:35:15,797 ♪ A TRUE SENSATION ALL IS WELL ♪ 1416 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:21,367 ♪ IF YOU STAND AND RAISE YOUR ARMS OUT WIDE ♪ 1417 01:35:21,411 --> 01:35:25,110 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY TO FLY ♪ 1418 01:35:25,154 --> 01:35:30,028 ♪ IT'S AN UNDERGROUND ILLUSION ♪ 1419 01:35:30,072 --> 01:35:34,598 ♪ TRICKING YOU FROM SIDE TO SIDE ♪ 1420 01:35:35,947 --> 01:35:39,690 ♪ WE KNEW ALL THE ANSWERS 1421 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:45,391 ♪ AND WE SHOUTED THEM LIKE ANTHEMS ♪ 1422 01:35:45,435 --> 01:35:48,873 ♪ ANXIOUS AND SUSPICIOUS 1423 01:35:48,917 --> 01:35:53,922 ♪ BET GOD KNEW HOW MUCH WE CHEATED ♪ 1424 01:35:53,965 --> 01:35:58,056 ♪ IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH ♪ 1425 01:35:58,100 --> 01:36:01,668 ♪ NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE 1426 01:36:01,712 --> 01:36:04,062 ♪ WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 1427 01:36:04,106 --> 01:36:06,325 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND IT 1428 01:36:06,369 --> 01:36:11,026 ♪ IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY ♪ 1429 01:36:11,069 --> 01:36:13,637 ♪ AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED 1430 01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:16,901 ♪ IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH ♪ 1431 01:36:16,945 --> 01:36:20,426 ♪ NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE 1432 01:36:20,470 --> 01:36:22,907 ♪ WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 1433 01:36:22,951 --> 01:36:25,257 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND IT 1434 01:36:25,301 --> 01:36:29,784 ♪ IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY ♪ 1435 01:36:29,827 --> 01:36:32,830 ♪ AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED 1436 01:36:43,319 --> 01:36:47,627 ♪ SKYSCRAPERS RISE BETWEEN US ♪ 1437 01:36:47,671 --> 01:36:51,936 ♪ KEEPING ME FROM FINDING YOU ♪ 1438 01:36:51,980 --> 01:36:56,985 ♪ IF THE CONCRETE ARCHITECTURE ♪ 1439 01:36:57,028 --> 01:37:01,467 ♪ DISAPPEARED THERE'D BE SO FEW ♪ 1440 01:37:01,511 --> 01:37:05,863 ♪ OF US LEFT TO NAVIGATE 1441 01:37:05,907 --> 01:37:10,825 ♪ AND DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THE TIDE ♪ 1442 01:37:10,868 --> 01:37:15,699 ♪ IT'S AN UNDERGROUND ILLUSION ♪ 1443 01:37:15,742 --> 01:37:20,182 ♪ TRICKING YOU FROM SIDE TO SIDE ♪ 1444 01:37:21,574 --> 01:37:25,143 ♪ THERE'S NO INDICATION 1445 01:37:25,187 --> 01:37:30,757 ♪ OF WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE ♪ 1446 01:37:30,801 --> 01:37:34,674 ♪ SUCKING UP TO STRANGERS 1447 01:37:34,718 --> 01:37:39,897 ♪ THROWING WISHES TO THE SEA ♪ 1448 01:37:39,941 --> 01:37:43,683 ♪ IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH ♪ 1449 01:37:43,727 --> 01:37:47,296 ♪ NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE 1450 01:37:47,339 --> 01:37:49,776 ♪ WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 1451 01:37:49,820 --> 01:37:52,040 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND IT 1452 01:37:52,083 --> 01:37:56,522 ♪ IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY ♪ 1453 01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:59,003 ♪ AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED 1454 01:37:59,047 --> 01:38:02,528 ♪ IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH ♪ 1455 01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:06,054 ♪ NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE 1456 01:38:06,097 --> 01:38:08,534 ♪ WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT 1457 01:38:08,578 --> 01:38:10,928 ♪ WHEN YOU FIND IT 1458 01:38:10,972 --> 01:38:15,367 ♪ IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY ♪ 1459 01:38:15,411 --> 01:38:18,283 ♪ AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED.