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[instrumental music]

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What happened to you?

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We were rollerblading
in Central Park.

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He was checking out
these two girls, lost control

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and skated into
a pretzel cart.

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FYI, soft pretzels,
not so soft.

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I'm gonna go
get cleaned up.

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So, what did you do all day?

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Oh, not a lot.

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Sat around, doing nothing,
waiting for you.

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What?

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Spa day?

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Oh, my God.

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We were supposed to spend
the day together at the spa!

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Val, I totally forgot!

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[chuckles]
And yet, on any given day,
you can remember

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which department store
is giving away

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a free Clinique bonus.

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Hey, where you going?

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I can't, the fighting..

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We're not fighting.

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Yeah, but your voice

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it's heading into
the danger tone.

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Stay here. Be brave.

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Look, I just thought

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we've barely seen each other
since you moved in.

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I, I just was looking forward
to spending some time with you.

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What? There's no tone!

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I think it's the calm
before the tone.

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Look, why don't we
just go tomorrow?

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Because tomorrow
I am stuck here all day

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waiting for the phone guy to
come and install your new line.

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Oh, that's right.

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Can you make sure
I get call waiting?

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Okay. Prepare for the tone.

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No, no. No, wait.

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Why don't you two
go to the spa tomorrow

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and I'll wait here
for the phone guy?

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That's perfect!
How does that sound?

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I'll see if I can get us in.

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The lady was not
very happy with me

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when I canceled
at the last minute.

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Her "Have a nice day," heh-heh

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I just don't think
she meant it.

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Can you call them
on the way to dinner?

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We're already late.

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See ya later.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm just glad
the ugliness is over.

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Wait, you're going
to the spa tomorrow?

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Yeah.

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I thought you and Liz were going

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to the record store to get

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your picture taken
with that guy from NSYNC.

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Oh, my God. That's tomorrow?

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Gary! Why didn't you
say something before?

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Why didn't you say something

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before you let me plow
into that pretzel cart?

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Because that was funny.

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Look, just tell Val you'll do
the spa thing some other time.

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No. I don't want her to think
I'm flaking out on her again.

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Plus, I want to go.
We'll have a great time.

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- So forget about the picture.
- No, I can't.

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Liz and I have been taking
pictures with celebrities

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ever since we saw Carrot Top
come out of Bed, Bath & Beyond.

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Look, I have a picture
with every member of NSYNC

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except for J.C.

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Well, he is the elusive one.

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Wait a second.

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The spa and the record store

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are like four blocks apart,
right?

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So?

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So, if I time it out right,
I can sneak out

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get my picture
taken with J.C.

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and be back before Val
even knows I left.

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That works!

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I guess.

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Hey, is that you
and Noah Wyle?

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Yeah, and I was this close
to George Clooney

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but he freaked out.

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How come?

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Because I was this close
to George Clooney.

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♪ I just wanna say life wouldn't
be the same here without you ♪

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♪ Without you ♪

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♪ Through the good and bad
of all that we've been through ♪

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♪ I love you ♪
♪ Hold on to me ♪

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♪ And I'll return it with
nothing less than all of me ♪

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♪ I'll never feel alone again ♪

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♪ As you walk beside me ♪♪

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[theme music]

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- Hi.
- How may I help you today?

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Uh, we have reservations for
the all-day paradise package.

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- Ah.
- Val and Holly Tyler.

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Oh, yes. You canceled yesterday.

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At the last minute.

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It was all my fault.

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I was rollerblading
with a friend of mine

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and I totally forgot about it.

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Oh, so it wasn't
an emergency

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as I was told
on the phone..

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...by you.

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You are fun.

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Is this
part of the paradise package?

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Excuse me.

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[whispering]

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- That was rude.
- Pardon?

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The whispering,
it was obviously about us.

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So?

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So, if you've got a problem
with us then just say it.

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Holly--

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Like, if I had a problem
with you

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I wouldn't whisper it
to my sister.

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I'd just say, "Hey, Val

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what's up
with Judy attitude-y?"

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You could've whispered it.

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[knocking on door]

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What's up, Jeff?

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Uh...Holly isn't here.
She's still at the spa.

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I know, but I got a monster
project due at school tomorrow

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and my computer crashed.
You mind if I use this?

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It doesn't work.

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I tried logging on
a little while ago

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couldn't even get my e-mail.

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[automated message]
'You've got mail.'

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How'd you do that?

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Well, did you disable
the fax line?

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Disable?
You mean, like, cut it?

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[chuckles]
No, no, but don't feel bad.

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I grew up with this stuff.

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A lot of people your age

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have problems
with the technology.

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My age?

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Dude, I'm only ten years
older than you.

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[chuckles]
Oh, you mean, like, a decade?

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But nice use of dude, though.

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So, you think I'm old?

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No...sir.

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Okay, you may be younger than me

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but I'm still in better shape
than you are.

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Oh, you think so?

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Uh, yeah, I do.

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[chuckles]
Well, I'll tell you what.

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Let's go down the block,
shoot a little one-on-one.

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I can't. I gotta wait here
for the phone guy.

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Okay. Alright,
well, maybe tomorrow.

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You know,
'cause I-I got plenty of time.

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Do you?

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Okay, that's it.

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- Care to join the club?
- What club?

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The gun club!

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Count.

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One, two, go.

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[both grunting]

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Aha!

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Whoo! Yeah!

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'Oh! Oh!'

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Alright, hold up, man.
I'm left-handed.

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Well, fine.
We'll go lefty, then.

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- Set?
- Yep.

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[both grunting]

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Ah! Ha ha! Ha ha!
Yeah! Yeah!

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What you think about that, baby?
Yeah! Ha ha!

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Okay. Okay, wait a second.

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It's a tie!
This proves nothing.

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We're gonna have to settle
this another way.

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Alright. How?

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Okay. Um...uh..

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Having a senior moment?

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[instrumental music]

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[blows]

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Oh, my God.

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Your second toe is bigger
than your big toe.

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It is not.

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It looks like the start
of a whole new foot.

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[door opens]

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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

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There's no food allowed
in the treatment area.

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Oh. Sorry. Um, here you go.

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[thudding]

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Heads up!

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- Your massage room is ready.
- Great.

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[blowing]

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- Um, hey, Val?
- Huh?

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I was, uh, thinking
I may skip my massage.

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Why?

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Just not into the whole

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being-rubbed-by-a-stranger
thing.

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I mean, I get enough of that
on the subway.

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Okay, I thought we were
gonna do everything together

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so we could talk.

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Well, we will.

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I'll get a mud bath

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and you'll get a massage

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and when we meet back we'll have

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twice as much to talk about.

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Well, okay.

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Ow!

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Your freaky toe
getting in the way?

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[instrumental music]

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[tapping]

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Tell me again...
why are we doing this?

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As you get older,
one of the first things to go

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is hand-eye coordination.

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And as you can see, I've still
got reflexes like a panther!

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[doorbell rings]

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It's open!

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You, uh...wanted
a phone line installed?

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Ha! Yes! I win!
Whoo! Game over! Ah!

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Hey, hey, hey,
my ball flew off.

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Hey, it's not whether
you win or lose.

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It's that I won,
and you lost. Whoo!

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But that's not fair!

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Life's not fair.

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- Shut up!
- You shut up!

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Excuse me! Is your mother home?

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Uh, the phone line goes
in that bedroom back there.

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Just admit it! I won!

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Alright, alright,
you won...on a technicality.

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Now sit down before you
fall and break a hip.

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No. No, no.

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We're not gonna leave it
like that.

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If you're gonna go around saying

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I won on a technicality

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we're just gonna have to settle
this another way.

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- Well, fine.
- Good.

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Alright. Well, i-i-it's gotta
be something tough.

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Yeah, something
only a man can handle.

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- But nothing involving spiders.
- Or clowns.

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[instrumental music]

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Hey, Liz,
you at the record store?

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Is J.C. as cute in person?

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Cool.

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Oh, no!

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Nothing. I just got
a spot on my shirt.

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No, it's not that noticeable.
Okay. See you in ten. Bye.

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[knocking on door]

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(Val)
'Holly?'

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Val?

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(Val)
'Can I come in?'

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Um...uh...shouldn't you
be getting massaged?

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(Val)
'My masseuse is running late.'

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'I wanna see you in the mud.'

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Um..

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- 'Coming in.'
- Oh.

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Hey, you!

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Having fun?

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Yeah.

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Kinda stinky.

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Well, see ya.

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Bye.

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This is definitely noticeable.

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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(male #1)
Thanks, J.C.

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[Holly panting]

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(all)
Ugh!

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What? Haven't you heard
mud is the new black?

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In six months,
you'll all be wearing it.

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- Liz!
- What happened to you?

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No time.
Do you have the camera?

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Yes, it's right here.

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And I have been waiting
for you for a half-hour.

263
00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,120
I had to keep on letting people
cut in front of me.

264
00:10:27,139 --> 00:10:28,179
Are you ready now?

265
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,120
Yes. Uh, let's do this fast.

266
00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:32,210
- Hi.
- Hi, J.C.! I'm Holly.

267
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,179
I'm so incredibly glad
to meet you.

268
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,009
And I'm Liz.

269
00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:37,049
Yeah, she's also glad.

270
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,200
Okay, nice to meet you.

271
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,169
Uh, you guys from New York?

272
00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,190
Oh, I am, and she's--

273
00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:44,210
Actually, don't have
time to chat.

274
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:47,019
Actually, you didn't have time
to take a shower, either.

275
00:10:47,039 --> 00:10:50,169
[laughs]
You're awesome.

276
00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,029
Alright, can we have a picture
with you real quick?

277
00:10:53,049 --> 00:10:54,110
Yeah, sure.

278
00:10:54,129 --> 00:10:55,139
Great.

279
00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,000
Wait, do I have anything
in my teeth?

280
00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:02,169
Honey, it's the only place
you don't have something.

281
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,129
Alright, let's,
let's shoot it.

282
00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:05,129
[camera shutter clicks]

283
00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:07,039
Oh, wait. Uh, I blinked.

284
00:11:07,059 --> 00:11:09,039
- Can we do it again?
- Nope.

285
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:12,029
You're even cuter in person.
Ha ha.

286
00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:14,090
Oh.. Alright.
Liz, call you later.

287
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,000
I bet Justin
doesn't have to do this.

288
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,200
[instrumental music]

289
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,179
[panting]

290
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,220
Excuse me.

291
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,009
Just where do you think
you're going?

292
00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:32,029
Back to my mud bath.

293
00:11:32,049 --> 00:11:33,090
I'm sorry.

294
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,220
We have a strict
"No re-entry" policy.

295
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,200
Where does it say that?

296
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,110
Right here.

297
00:11:39,129 --> 00:11:41,120
No re-entry.

298
00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:47,080
Look...I am trying to spend
a nice day with my sister.

299
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,159
Problem is, she's in there,
and I'm out here.

300
00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:51,179
So would you please
just give me a break?

301
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,179
Hmm...what should
"Judy attitude-y" do?

302
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,139
Look, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

303
00:11:59,159 --> 00:12:03,070
What do you say we just put the
past behind us and be friends?

304
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,149
Could you please buzz me in?

305
00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:07,049
Happy to.

306
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:08,179
[buzzer sounds]

307
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,159
Thank you, friend.

308
00:12:12,009 --> 00:12:15,070
Phillip, would you please escort
this young lady out?

309
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,070
Sure.

310
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,230
Alright, lady.
You just lost a friend!

311
00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:21,220
And it's too bad for you

312
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,190
'cause I throw really elaborate
surprise parties..

313
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,159
...with pinatas!

314
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:31,120
[instrumental music]

315
00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:34,000
[grunting]

316
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,149
Wow. I'm impressed.

317
00:12:35,169 --> 00:12:37,159
Yep. Not bad
for an old guy, huh?

318
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:39,210
No, no, not you. The sheets.

319
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,149
They're so soft.

320
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,080
Yep, 600 thread count.

321
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,139
I bought them
for Val's birthday.

322
00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:48,120
[clattering]

323
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,080
Well, that's it.
We're out of sheets.

324
00:12:54,009 --> 00:12:55,039
Excuse me.

325
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:57,080
Phone lines are all set.
Can I get a signature?

326
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,200
Sure.

327
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,220
There you go.

328
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,019
If you don't mind me asking

329
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:03,070
what's with
all the little competitions?

330
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,129
He called me old.

331
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:06,120
Well, he said he was
in better shape than me.

332
00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,159
So that's how
you're gonna settle it?

333
00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:10,149
Paddleballs and tearing sheets?

334
00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:12,090
- Thumb war.
- Bring it.

335
00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:14,230
(both)
One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.

336
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:19,169
Guys, guys, guys!
This isn't gonna prove anything.

337
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,009
Listen, if you really
wanna settle this

338
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,179
I have a real competition
for you.

339
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,019
- What you got?
- It's the ultimate test.

340
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:28,049
It involves speed,
strength, endurance..

341
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:30,029
...maybe a little ice-skating.

342
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,009
No clowns, right?

343
00:13:32,029 --> 00:13:33,159
Or spiders.

344
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:37,159
[instrumental music]

345
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,009
Mmm.

346
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:58,090
[woman sighs]

347
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,210
[woman sighs]

348
00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:24,029
[gasps]

349
00:14:24,049 --> 00:14:26,000
What's happening?

350
00:14:26,019 --> 00:14:28,019
Mud masseuse.

351
00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,090
Oh, I didn't order
a mud-bath massage.

352
00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,090
Um...you won it!

353
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,090
We have a free drawing
every day.

354
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:38,029
Oh, well, huh, in that case..

355
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,049
...go ahead.

356
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,179
[sighs]

357
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,190
Oh-h-h, yeah.

358
00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,210
Ooh!

359
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:57,019
[chuckles]

360
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,179
[sighs]

361
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,019
Try and go
to your quiet place.

362
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:05,190
[cell phone ringing]

363
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:07,200
Who's calling me
in my quiet place?

364
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,059
Oh, I'm sorry.

365
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,169
I forgot to turn off
my cell phone.

366
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,019
Oh, it's my fiance.

367
00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:13,039
Oh. Go ahead, take it.

368
00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:14,080
No. I really shouldn't.

369
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,159
No, it's fine. Go ahead.

370
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,159
Okay, thanks.

371
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,169
Hi, sweetie.

372
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:25,019
I thought we had plans tonight.

373
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:27,159
John, how many times
are you gonna pull this?

374
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,120
Um, should I..

375
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,129
[whispering]
No, it's fine.

376
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,200
[shouting]
Shut up!

377
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:35,169
Look, if you wanna flush seven
years down the freakin' toilet

378
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:37,210
just so you can go guzzle beer
with your stupid friends

379
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:40,009
then do it. No, do it!

380
00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:41,169
Do it, I said!

381
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,029
How's that shoulder feeling?

382
00:15:51,059 --> 00:15:52,169
Good. Good.

383
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,049
What are you doing?

384
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,070
Phase two?

385
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,049
Um, I get in here with you

386
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,139
for, uh, better
massage leverage.

387
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,059
Oh, well, should I turn over

388
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,169
so you can do my glutes?

389
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:21,059
No! Someone else
comes in for that.

390
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,059
[knocking on door]

391
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,120
(Val)
'Holly!'

392
00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:28,070
Are you here for my glutes?

393
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:30,039
What?

394
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,059
Holly, what's going on?
Who is this?

395
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080
Uh...I'm sorry, what?

396
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,210
Oh, my God!
Where did you come from?

397
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,019
- I'm calling the manager.
- No, wait! Don't do that!

398
00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,200
Assistance!

399
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,059
Give me my foot!

400
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,159
Holly, give her her foot!

401
00:16:47,179 --> 00:16:51,059
Oh! Assistance! Oh!

402
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,169
Mrs. Boshwit..
Oh! What is the problem?

403
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:55,129
She's the problem.

404
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,179
In all my years
of mud-bathing

405
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,190
this is the worst.

406
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:03,159
And I must say, this is no way
to treat a contest winner.

407
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,119
How did you get back in here?

408
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,059
"Back in?" Where were you?

409
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,140
What is this?

410
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,069
Uh, that's mine!

411
00:17:11,089 --> 00:17:13,029
Let me see this.

412
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,099
Why is there a picture
of you and Liz and..

413
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,119
Who is this?

414
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,099
J.C. from NSYNC.

415
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:21,079
J.C.?

416
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:24,140
Phillip, please, take
Mrs. Boshwit to the steam room.

417
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,089
I am so sorry about this.

418
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,039
Would you please tell me
what the hell's going on here?

419
00:17:31,059 --> 00:17:32,130
I'll tell you
what's going on here. She--

420
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,180
That's okay.
I want to hear it from her.

421
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,109
Well...I kinda left for a while

422
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,130
to meet Liz and to get
our picture taken with J.C.

423
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,049
You left?

424
00:17:42,069 --> 00:17:44,150
So all that stuff about you
not wanting a massage was--

425
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,190
A lie.

426
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,039
Thanks. I've got this.

427
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,069
If you didn't wanna
spend the day with me

428
00:17:51,089 --> 00:17:52,130
why didn't you just say so?

429
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,059
I wanted to spend the day
with you.

430
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:56,230
I also wanted to get
that picture taken.

431
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,230
I didn't want you to think
I was flaking out on you again.

432
00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:03,009
You mean you didn't want me to
find out you were flaking on me.

433
00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:04,059
Don't you think
that's kind of--

434
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,089
Selfish?

435
00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,059
Seriously, okay?

436
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,119
This is unbelievable.

437
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,170
I know. I-I made a huge mistake.

438
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,049
No, I did.

439
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,160
I thought I could treat you
like an adult

440
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,009
but, apparently, you're still--

441
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,180
A brat.

442
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,009
Lady, you cannot
call my sister a brat.

443
00:18:22,029 --> 00:18:25,029
Actually, I can call anyone
anything I like.

444
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:30,009
Now...you...and the brat...
get out.

445
00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,099
Okay. Let's go.

446
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:54,000
[sighs]

447
00:19:02,069 --> 00:19:03,059
[woman screams]

448
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:05,019
[splashes]

449
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,170
Nice!

450
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,170
Still mad.

451
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:14,210
Totally understandable.

452
00:19:19,029 --> 00:19:21,049
[instrumental music]

453
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,170
I really did have fun
with you today.

454
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,130
Mm-hmm, you mean
the part of the day

455
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,119
when you weren't sneaking out
or running away?

456
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,059
Well, the parts we did
spend together were great.

457
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:33,019
Remember all the laughs we had
making fun of your giant toe?

458
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,059
It is not that big!

459
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,119
You could hitchhike
with that thing.

460
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,000
See how much fun
we're having now?

461
00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:45,079
You know, if you would have told
me about the whole J.C. thing

462
00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:46,180
I would have gone with you.

463
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,000
Really? You'd want to meet J.C.?

464
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,099
I'd want to hang out with you

465
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,069
doing whatever,
it doesn't matter.

466
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:54,000
Except one of those
carriage rides in the park.

467
00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:56,049
I can't deal with that bag
under the horse.

468
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,170
Sorry I wrecked our day.

469
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,220
Just don't let it happen
again, okay?

470
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,140
Brat.

471
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,059
Hi.

472
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:10,140
Who are you?

473
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,019
Oh, I installed your phone line.

474
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:16,049
Well, isn't it customary
for you to then leave?

475
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,220
Yes, that is our policy.

476
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:23,069
Where's Jeff?

477
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,230
He should be back any second.

478
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:27,059
Actually, you might want to
step away from the door.

479
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:30,079
[Jeff screaming]

480
00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:35,089
[panting]

481
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:46,210
[blowing]

482
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,140
[whistles]

483
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,190
We have a whistle and a winner!

484
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:53,079
Yes! Yes! That's right!
That's right!

485
00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:56,230
Who's older now?
Tell me, who's older now?

486
00:20:58,109 --> 00:20:59,230
You are.

487
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,089
I need a nap.

488
00:21:04,109 --> 00:21:07,009
[instrumental music]

489
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,220
[theme music]