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[instrumental music]

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I'm late. Late, late, late.

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Hurry.

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[whirring]

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Oh! Careful.

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[sighs]

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[music continues]

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[spits]

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All yours.

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[door opens and shuts]

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♪ I just wanna say life wouldn't
be the same her without you ♪

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♪ We are family ♪

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♪ Through the good and bad of
all that we've been through ♪

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♪ I love you ♪

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♪ Hold on to me
and I'll return it ♪

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♪ With nothing less
than all of me ♪

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♪ I'll never feel
alone again ♪

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♪ As you walk beside me ♪♪

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[theme music]

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[instrumental music]

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Oh, where is my sweater?

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Holly, have you seen
my blue sweater?

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It was in my closet
in the blue-sweater section.

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It's a baby-blue,
long-sleeve, mock turtleneck

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with pockets in the front.

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Hi! Once again, thank you
for letting me live here.

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I am so psyched I didn't have
to move to Japan with dad.

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Once again, you're welcome.

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Are you gonna hug me
like this every morning?

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No, sometimes I'm gonna
hug you like this!

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[sighs]

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Um, pink poodles.

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Is that from the Barbie
junior-executive collection?

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Actually, I was gonna wear
something else

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but I went in my closet and--

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Hated everything in it?

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Same with me.

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And then I remembered
I have a new roommate

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with excellent taste.

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Bet you didn't know you had this
little number in there, did ya?

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Actually, I..

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Excellent taste?

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You think I have
excellent taste?

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Please. Your closet could kick
any other closet's butt.

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If closets had butts and stuff.

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[pops]

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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You coming by the restaurant
today after school?

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[muffled]
Hot Pop-Tart.

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Hop Pop-Tart.

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Hop hop hop.

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Am I down with the kids or what?

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- What are you doing here? Muah.
- Mmm.

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Nothing. I just came by.

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I was wondering if you had
a couple minutes

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maybe talk,
chat it up...et cetera.

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- Ahh, et cetera.
- Oh, no, no, no.

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It's just, you know, we haven't
had that much time alone lately

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to talk or chat or..

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Et cetera.

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I like your shirt.

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It's so sexy.

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You think pink poodles are sexy?

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It's been a very long time.

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I know, baby. For me too.

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But it's just been really hard
to find time with Holly here

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and I s-still feel sort of weird

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with you spending the night
and her living here.

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Oh, no problem.
I totally understand.

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You know,
when you think about it

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we're basically alone right now.

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When you think about it,
we basically are.

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- Heh heh.
- Mmm.

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What is with this city?

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Doesn't anyone watch
where they're going?

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- No.
- No.

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Sorry about your sweater.

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I'll work on that stain
when I get home.

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Bye, guys. See ya.

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[door opens and closes]

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Hey, look, we're alone again.

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Huh, yeah.

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Just me, you,
and some very sexy poodles.

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[both chuckle]

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You want to put a little
club soda on that stain?

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Oh, God, you are so sweet.

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[instrumental music]

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Holly?

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Holly?

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[chuckles]

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Oh!

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- Hey, welcome home!
- Hey, welcome home!

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What are you guys doing
in my room?

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Watching "The Matrix" on DVD.

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- Why?
- Widescreen format.

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Director's commentary.

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No. Why are you watching it
in my room?

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My player's broken.

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So I said it'd be cool
if we watched it in here.

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Oh. Okay.

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See, this is what
I'm talking about.

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How great is my sister?
I mean, is she not the best?

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Uh, she better be the best

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because if there's
anybody better

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that's just too much good.

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- What?
- Let it go.

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Let it go. Let it go.

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We can start it over again
if you want to watch it with us.

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Yeah. Please.

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Join us.

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No, I don't think so.

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I'm just gonna go in the living
room and read on the couch

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my second-favorite
lying-down place.

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She seem a little tense to you?

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Oh, she always gets
flustered around me.

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[instrumental music]

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Oh, somebody's having
a birthday?

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- Yeah, looks like.
- You want us to help sing?

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Oh, no. We don't really
do that here.

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Well, that doesn't seem
very friendly.

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What kind of restaurant
doesn't sing "Happy Birthday?"

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My restaurant, my rules.

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I thought your dad
owned this place.

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Uh-huh. He owns it, I manage it.

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And you can't manage
to sing "Happy Birthday?"

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I can manage to cut off
your free cheesecake.

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"Happy Birthday"
is a stupid song.

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Hey, guys.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- Hey, honey.
- Muah.

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Hi, Gary.

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Hello, Val.

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Nice to see you.

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Uh, you have milk right here.

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I know.

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Gary and I are gonna go
to the used-CD store.

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You want to come?

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No, I think I'll hang out
here for a minute.

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Okay. See you back
at the apartment.

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Alright.

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Hey, can you stick around
for a while?

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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It's not like I'm in a hurry
to get home or anything.

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Uh-oh. You guys aren't fighting,
are you?

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I know how sisters can be.

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You have two brothers.

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But I have seen
"Ya-Ya Sisterhood."

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That's about a mother
and a daughter.

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Weren't you paying
attention at all?

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Yeah.

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Oh, please don't make me
watch it again.

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We're not fighting.

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It's just living with
a 16-year-old

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is a little more problematic
than I had expected.

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Have you said anything to her?

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No. I can't. She's so grateful.

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It's hard to yell at somebody
for using all the hot water

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when they're constantly thanking
you for saving their life.

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Could be worse. You could
still be living with Roberta.

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True. At least Holly doesn't
have dandruff on her arms.

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The thing is I-I was

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I was kind of looking forward

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to having the apartment
all to myself, you know?

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You're not sorry Holly
moved in, are you?

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Oh, God, no, no.
No, I'm glad she's here.

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It's just..

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[sighs]

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I-I thought it would be kind of
fun to, I don't know

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clean the hair out of the drain
and know that it's all mine.

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Uh...not that it matters

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but how much hair
are you losing?

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Look, look,
just give it some time.

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It's like Sandra Bullock
said in "Ya-Ya Sisterhood"

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"I'll learn what you like,
and you'll learn what I like

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and everything will be fine."

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Sandra Bullock never said that.

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Yeah, she did. Maybe you
weren't paying attention.

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When?

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In the scene in the middle
where-where..

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Oh, please don't make me
watch it again.

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[instrumental music]

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[telephone ringing]

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[ringing continues]

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I got it.

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Hello?

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Oh, my God.

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Who is it?
What's the matter?

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Are you serious? Where?

189
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Who's serious?
How serious? Is it nana?

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Which hospital?

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Nana's in the hospital? Oh..

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- Which hospital?
- St. Luke's?

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St. Luke's. Okay.
Okay, you go get dressed.

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I'm gonna go down
and get us a cab.

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Where are my keys?
Holly, have you seen my keys?

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Where are you going?

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To the hospital to see nana.

198
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Nana's in the hospital?

199
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I-isn't that..
Didn't you just..

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Who are you talking to?

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My friend Liz.
She was at the hospital today.

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She thought she saw
Gwen Stefani

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and she went up to her,
and it totally wasn't her.

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[laughs]
You are so lame.

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Gotta go.

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So you scared me half to death

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because your friend

208
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saw not Gwen Stefani?

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That's a reason to wake me up
at 1 o'clock in the morning?

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She looked a lot like
Gwen Stefani.

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My heart is racing.

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I am never gonna be able to
get back to sleep now.

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I'm sorry. I guess I just
wasn't thinking about--

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About me? No, you haven't been.

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You know what,
we really have to do something

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about these living arrangements
because this

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it just isn't working out.

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- It's not?
- No, it is not.

219
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And to tell you the truth

220
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I am not very happy right now.

221
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And you are never to tell anyone
you saw me in these glasses.

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

224
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Val..

225
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...I'm so sorry
about last night.

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I mean, you're right.

227
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I've been so incredibly
thoughtless

228
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and I just want to make it
up to you.

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Great. I have just the thing.

230
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It's called
the good roommate chart

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or, as I like to call it,
the G.R.C.

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Everything you need
to know about being

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a good roommate is right here.

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You know what?

235
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This is exactly the kind of
structure that I need.

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How does it work?

237
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Okay, say you want
to go into my room

238
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and borrow my DVD player

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but you don't know
if it's okay.

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You look under "Privacy Issues"

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cross-reference
"Borders and Boundaries"

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subheading "Bedroom,"
and right there's your answer.

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"A good roommate never enters
another roommate's bedroom

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without permission."

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Kind of fun, huh?

246
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The best kind of fun,
'cause you learn somethin', too.

247
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,100
Hey.

248
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,169
- Hi.
- Hi.

249
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,009
What are you doing here?

250
00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:09,019
Holly hasn't left
for school yet, huh?

251
00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,169
It's Saturday.

252
00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:14,179
It isn't 2006 either, is it?

253
00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:17,169
Stupid Palm Pirate.

254
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,100
Isn't it called Palm Pilot?

255
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,100
Not if you buy it off
a guy in a van.

256
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,169
Same guy who sold you the Rulex?

257
00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,019
So what are you
so dressed up for?

258
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Oh, I'm meeting
a client for breakfast.

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- Ooh.
- Oh. I'm sorry, baby.

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Were you hoping
for some alone time?

261
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,009
No, no, no. I just came by
to see your pretty face.

262
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,059
I had no expectations.

263
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,179
Oh! Ow! What is this?

264
00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:46,080
"Barry White, The Love Album?"

265
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:50,159
Okay, I may have had
some expectations.

266
00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:53,039
I promise, promise, promise
we will find time alone

267
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,169
but I got to go right now, okay?

268
00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:55,190
See you later, bug.

269
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:58,029
- Bye.
- Bye.

270
00:11:58,049 --> 00:11:59,110
Hey, what's that?

271
00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:01,110
It's the good roommate chart,
the G.R.C.

272
00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,230
Oh, yeah. She gave me the
G.B.C., good boyfriend chart.

273
00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:06,200
[Jeff sighs]

274
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,049
It was issued to me right after

275
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:10,210
a very unfortunate
pull-my-finger incident.

276
00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:14,159
I heard.

277
00:12:14,179 --> 00:12:17,019
[instrumental music]

278
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,110
Hey. You ready?

279
00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,179
Movie starts in a half an hour.

280
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,070
Hang on.
Let me put these dishes away

281
00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:27,139
because "A good roommate
cleans and puts away dishes

282
00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:30,029
within 20 minutes of use."

283
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,080
Oh, so that's the G.R.C., huh?

284
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,190
Definitely for girl roommates.

285
00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:36,029
The guys would be like

286
00:12:36,049 --> 00:12:39,059
"Could you at least keep
your pizza in your bed?"

287
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,169
Alright, I'm ready.
Let's go.

288
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,080
Oh, I need my "Matrix" DVD.

289
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,000
No! Wait!

290
00:12:44,019 --> 00:12:45,179
What?

291
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,039
Girl, calm down, okay?

292
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,179
I'll get you one
for your birthday!

293
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,120
No, you can't go into
Val's room.

294
00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,120
"A good roommate never goes into
another roommate's bedroom

295
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,169
without permission."

296
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,039
It'll only take two seconds.

297
00:12:55,059 --> 00:12:57,200
Forget it. This thing is,
like, my Bible, okay?

298
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,169
- You're kidding me, right?
- No.

299
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:01,200
And neither was Val
when she said, "I'm not happy."

300
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,039
And if she's not happy

301
00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:05,120
then I'm on my way to live
with my dad in Japan.

302
00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:07,210
Look, Holly,
I have got to get that movie.

303
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,129
- It's really important.
- Why?

304
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:12,009
Because I told Patricia Franks
that I'd give it to her

305
00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,039
when I saw her tonight

306
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,029
and maybe I can even
weasel my way

307
00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:16,049
into watching it with her

308
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:18,190
if you know what I mean.

309
00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:21,029
Do you know what you mean?

310
00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:23,000
No.

311
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,120
Alright, you have two seconds
to get in there and get out.

312
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:27,009
- Be right back.
- Fast!

313
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:28,120
(Gary)
Alright.

314
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:34,169
Holly, it's not in the box.

315
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:37,139
(Holly)
'Look in the machine.'

316
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,039
'Hurry up!'

317
00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,019
- It's stuck.
- 'What?'

318
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:44,070
- I can't get it out.
- Gary, come on.

319
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,070
[grunting]

320
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,230
Aah! Oh!

321
00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:52,080
Oh, no! Oh, no!

322
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,200
No, no, no. It's okay.
It's okay.

323
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,220
See, it, uh, it slides back in.

324
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,200
She'll never know
we were in here.

325
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,139
The stuffed animals.

326
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:03,019
We'll throw 'em a tea party
later and make it up to 'em.

327
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,090
She puts them in exact order.

328
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,149
She sees one out of place

329
00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:07,019
then she'll know
we've been in here.

330
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:08,230
Okay. Calm down,
calm down, calm down.

331
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:11,110
Okay, uh, uh, we'll figure
out where they go.

332
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:14,159
Uh, luckily, I've got
a photographic memory.

333
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:18,179
Got it?

334
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,080
Maybe I was thinking
of peripheral vision.

335
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,179
[instrumental music]

336
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,090
- Hey.
- Hey, hon.

337
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,000
- How's it going?
- We've been slammed all night.

338
00:14:33,019 --> 00:14:34,190
There's two conventions
in the hotel down the street

339
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,210
the kitchen's backed up,
and we're all out of garnish.

340
00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:39,000
Wow, it's too bad
you're so busy.

341
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:42,070
Holly's going to the movies,
and I'm gonna be home all alone

342
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,120
et cetera.

343
00:14:44,139 --> 00:14:46,230
Ronnie, I'm going out
for garnish.

344
00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:49,029
[instrumental music]

345
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:54,019
No! Val would never put
Mr. Noodles next to Pooh.

346
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,120
Well, what do I know?

347
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:57,080
I'm the moron who thought
that Sneezer Beagle

348
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,169
would get along
with Cookie Bunny.

349
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,029
I know it sounds weird

350
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,049
but she's done it
ever since she was, like, five.

351
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,230
She had a dream where all her
stuffed animals came to life

352
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:07,100
and played with each other
when she wasn't around.

353
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,169
So she puts them
in, like, playgroups?

354
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,029
Yeah.

355
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:14,080
In case they do come to life?

356
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:17,220
I'd rather not talk about this.

357
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:23,080
[giggles]

358
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,220
Val!

359
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,019
Closet!

360
00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:31,090
Gary!

361
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,019
Are you sure it's okay
if you leave the restaurant?

362
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:48,139
I've got an assistant manager.
Let him assist.

363
00:15:52,179 --> 00:15:56,139
Hey, there's something
different about this room.

364
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,120
Oh, yeah. I'm in it.

365
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,110
Pina colada.

366
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,090
[Jamaican accent]
I like it, man.

367
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,179
- Hello.
- Hello. Mmm.

368
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,009
Hold on.

369
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,009
[Barry White singing "Can't Get
Enough of Your Love, Babe"]

370
00:16:21,029 --> 00:16:23,139
(Barry White on stereo)
'I've heard people say..'

371
00:16:23,159 --> 00:16:25,179
[Jamaican accent]
I like it, man.

372
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,159
- Come here.
- 'Heh.'

373
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:30,210
Whoo!

374
00:16:32,139 --> 00:16:36,039
So, what was the very first
thing that attracted you to me?

375
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:38,000
The very first thing?

376
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,139
You want me to be
totally honest?

377
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,190
Yes.

378
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,159
Your teeth.

379
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,149
[ripping]

380
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:56,210
Hey, what's Sneezer Beagle
doing on the top shelf?

381
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,139
Tim turtle, Pooh..

382
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,059
'Everybody's all moved around.'

383
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,029
Maybe they come to life
when you're not here.

384
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,049
Kidding.

385
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,220
[laughs]
I know.

386
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,039
[ripping]

387
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,109
Ohh! Oh!

388
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,140
Holly, what?

389
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,109
- It's all my fault! Aah!
- Aah!

390
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,160
Oh, uh, I can explain.
I-I can explain.

391
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,230
- It's all my fault.
- Okay, everyone, stop.

392
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:32,029
Stop moving. Stop moving!

393
00:17:32,049 --> 00:17:33,140
Thank you.

394
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,150
Now, is there anyone else
in my room I should know about?

395
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,200
I believe I hear Barry White.

396
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,089
[sighs]
You, off my bed!

397
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,039
- Oh!
- Sorry.

398
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,049
Jeff, would you
excuse us, please?

399
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,059
I would like to talk
to my sister.

400
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,200
Sure.

401
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:02,190
Oh, I feel so bad.
This is all my fault.

402
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:05,089
What were you guys doing
in there, man?

403
00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,019
I just went in to get my movie.

404
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,099
You like this movie?

405
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:10,170
I love that movie.
I'm, like, obsessed with it.

406
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,119
It's one of those movies
where I'm like

407
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:17,000
"Man, I would love to be
one of those characters."

408
00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:19,220
You want to be one
of the "Ya-Ya" sisters?

409
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,160
What? No, no, no.

410
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,119
No, I went in there
to get "The Matrix," man.

411
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,150
"The Mat.." This must be Val's.

412
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,210
You want free cheesecake
for a year?

413
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,190
- Sure.
- Make it disappear.

414
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:37,000
Aren't you gonna say something?

415
00:18:37,019 --> 00:18:39,039
Why don't you start?

416
00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,170
Okay. Val, I feel terrible--

417
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:43,200
Okay, my turn.

418
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,049
You want to know how I feel?

419
00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:47,170
I feel, um, embarrassed.

420
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:51,009
I feel disappointed,
hurt, angry.

421
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,069
And I have to tell you,
I feel a little

422
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,210
taken advantage of here.

423
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,049
I never meant to do that.

424
00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:56,200
I mean, I knew we would
have to make adjustments

425
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,170
both of us, but it really seems
like your adjustments

426
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:02,089
are a whole lot more fun
than my adjustments.

427
00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:03,180
I'm sorry.

428
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,170
Me too. I'm sorry, too.

429
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:07,170
I-I think the best thing
would be for you to just--

430
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:10,079
I know.
You don't even have to say it.

431
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:12,230
I'll call dad and tell him
it's not working out.

432
00:19:13,009 --> 00:19:14,180
What are you talking about?

433
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,049
You want me to move out.

434
00:19:17,069 --> 00:19:19,049
Isn't that what you were
going to say?

435
00:19:19,069 --> 00:19:20,150
No, I was gonna tell you to have

436
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,230
Gary go to
the movies without you.

437
00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:25,230
You want to move out?

438
00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:27,119
No. I mean, I love living here

439
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,190
but...yesterday you said you
weren't happy

440
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,180
and I'm assuming that
destroying your bed

441
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,039
and collapsing on your boyfriend

442
00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:36,049
wasn't exactly a mood lifter.

443
00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:39,049
Listen..

444
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,180
...when I asked you
to move in here

445
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,039
I wasn't doing you a favor
because you're my sister.

446
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,059
I want you here

447
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:51,049
and not just on a trial basis.

448
00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:55,099
It's for as long as you
want to stay, okay?

449
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,069
Okay. And from now on

450
00:19:57,089 --> 00:20:00,119
I'll follow the G.R.C.
to every colorful letter.

451
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:03,059
Listen, maybe the chart system
isn't for everyone

452
00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:06,220
although it does work for Jeff,
but he's special.

453
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:10,210
Why don't from now on,
when things come up

454
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:13,029
we just talk about 'em?

455
00:20:13,049 --> 00:20:15,140
Okay. That sounds good.

456
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,049
Wanna talk?

457
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:26,009
[instrumental music]

458
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,029
Fire in the hole.

459
00:20:32,049 --> 00:20:34,089
[blow-dryer whirring]

460
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,200
- Ah!
- Ah!

461
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,029
[music continues]

462
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,049
[spits]

463
00:21:19,049 --> 00:21:21,000
We'll get it.

464
00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:22,160
[instrumental music]

465
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:28,039
[theme music]