1 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,426 This car's ridiculous, isn't it? 2 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,095 Like I'm trying too hard. 3 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,563 I don't know. I'm not really into cars. 4 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,032 What do you drive? 5 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,202 A Yaris. 6 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,304 I bet it gets great mileage. 7 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,672 (chuckles): Pretty good. 8 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,108 That's what I need: 9 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,276 a car that gets good mileage. 10 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,577 Have a great day. 11 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,619 Good morning. 12 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,822 Good morning... Walter. 13 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,157 Good morning, Ben. 14 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,725 That's a lot of tapes. 15 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,727 No more than usual. Hmm. 16 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,397 You good? 17 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,299 Really good. Thanks for asking. 18 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,669 Good morning. 19 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,304 Thank you. 20 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,106 It's black, medium roast. 21 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,874 For me? 22 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,643 I wasn't sure if you took milk or sugar. 23 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,911 I've got some Sweet'N Low packets in my pocket... 24 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,813 Black's fine. 25 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,852 Why'd you get me coffee? 26 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:25,853 I don't know. 27 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,955 No reason. 28 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,457 Well, thanks. 29 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:31,892 You want to put this mike on before you do makeup? 30 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,561 No. 31 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,729 I'll put it on when I get dressed. 32 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,999 You're very shiny today. 33 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:42,102 I am a little hot. 34 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,381 ...and this cold front will move down through central Canada 35 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,848 and into our area tomorrow, 36 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:57,718 dropping the temperatures at least ten degrees, 37 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,420 bringing them down to the low 50s. 38 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,789 What's that? Is that blood? And expect it to get 39 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,625 even colder as the week goes on. 40 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,327 But that just gives us an opportunity 41 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,528 to wear knit caps, right? 42 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,730 And who doesn't love a knit cap? 43 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,699 It's the great fashion equalizer. 44 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,967 If you adjust to get that stain out of frame, will we lose the map? 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,236 The good news is that the wet 46 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,504 weather pattern moving up the coast 47 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:17,805 might bring us some more rain, 48 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,374 which means we can hide our knit caps 49 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,576 under an umbrella. 50 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,547 Okay. 51 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,416 I guess I didn't do such a good job 52 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:31,084 patching up that raspberry I got falling off my bike. 53 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,953 Sorry, folks. 54 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,121 But don't worry. 55 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,489 It's just a flesh wound. 56 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,990 It won't affect the weather. 57 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,359 And we're out. 58 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,294 (clears throat) 59 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,998 You okay? 60 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,534 Ruined a good shirt. 61 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,369 We need to call a doctor. No! 62 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,904 No, I just need to change this bandage. 63 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,072 I'm sorry, everyone. 64 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,474 I hope I didn't scare you. 65 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,243 Or gross you out. 66 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,710 Thanks. 67 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,291 (indistinct chatter) 68 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,794 Hey. Hey. 69 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,729 Heard we had a weatherman go missing. 70 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,766 Yes, Ben Coleman, on at 6:00 and 11:00. 71 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,569 He had a left abdominal wound 72 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,704 that started bleeding on last night's telecast. 73 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,639 He said it was a bike accident. 74 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,808 When his assistant got in this morning, 75 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,843 she had this on her cell phone. 76 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,312 (static on tape) 77 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,413 BEN: Help. 78 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,548 Nobody's seen him since. 79 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,817 Does the, uh, time stamp match his phone? 80 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,085 Yeah, the call routed through a cell tower 81 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,553 outside of Philadelphia, 82 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,022 but his cell went offline at 3:00 this morning. 83 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,392 So he was out of town; any chance he was covering a story? 84 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,660 He's a weatherman. 85 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:48,962 Wears a bow tie. 86 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,632 Oh. Good point. 87 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,466 Anybody else 88 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,102 get a good look at this wound? 89 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,737 No, but the blood pattern on his shirt is consistent 90 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,906 with a cut, not an abrasion. 91 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,974 Knife? 92 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,910 Knife-ish. 93 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,144 Specific. 94 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,713 Unless his bike has 95 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,848 opposable thumbs, he lied about what happened to him. 96 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,718 Well, maybe whoever cut him came back to finish the job. 97 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:12,953 Just goes to show. 98 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,588 What's that? 99 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,924 You can't trust a guy in a bow tie. 100 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:01,902 I've been Ben's producer 101 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,537 for three years since he got here. 102 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:04,572 I'm not sure he'd know 103 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,906 how to do a story without me. 104 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,708 What's your relationship like with him? 105 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,909 Until recently, I wouldn't say 106 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,578 Ben had much use for any of us. 107 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,613 He's more of a smile-and-keep-moving 108 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,915 kind of a guy. Okay, what changed? 109 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,551 He's a top candidate for the weather job in Anaheim. 110 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,387 One step from a major market. 111 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:22,356 It's made him friendlier in the last week or so. 112 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:29,029 But he did have some trouble with one of our reporters. 113 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,365 (rain falling, thunder crashing) 114 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,868 How's the background? You're good. 115 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,871 Should we wait for more rain? 116 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,441 It's miserable out here. I think people will get it. 117 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,742 Don't worry. 118 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,911 I'm not worried. I just want the image 119 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,746 to tell the story. 120 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,115 What are they doing here? 121 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,316 Hey, Dale! 122 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,051 What's going on? 123 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,487 Storm's been given a high wind advisory. 124 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,788 The station wants a live 125 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,990 weather segment, not just a damage report. 126 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,426 We're already set up. 127 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,093 Well, there are a bunch of people waiting outside Best Buy 128 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,529 for that video game to go on sale. 129 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,531 Why don't you go 130 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,633 grab some wet and windy interviews? 131 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,235 Cooper'll throw it into the 11:00 weather segment. 132 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:10,671 You're giving me assignments now? No thanks! Look, you can 133 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,939 be upset because the station wants 134 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,474 the weatherman to cover the weather, 135 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,609 or you can go grab some color 136 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,978 and actually appear on TV. 137 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,547 Take this story. 138 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,882 Looks like this storm's losing punch anyway. 139 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,383 (thuds) 140 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,885 Dale! 141 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:28,121 Dale! Can you hear me? 142 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,859 Cooper, get the first aid kit! 143 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,961 (thunder crashes) Call 911! 144 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,666 Go, man, go! 145 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,834 Take it easy. We'll get some help. 146 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,439 The hero weatherman was ratings gold. 147 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,074 He took off his jacket. 148 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,643 It's perception. Ben was selfless. 149 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,545 Dale was... Humiliated. 150 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,514 And a little angry. 151 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,348 Ben asked the station manager 152 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,751 to stop running it, but he wouldn't. 153 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,720 Okay, so before the flying sign incident, 154 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,421 what was their relationship like? 155 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,123 They used to be tight. 156 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,625 Dale helped Ben 157 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,893 a lot when he first got here. 158 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:08,328 TV-friendly phrasing, when to smile, 159 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:09,763 how to seem like you care... 160 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,933 So where would we find Dale now? 161 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:13,967 Walter? 162 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,936 Yeah. You know where Mr. Harmon is? 163 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,639 Uh, he called in sick yesterday. I don't think he's back yet. 164 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,147 A lot of our vic's B-roll's been archived to DVD, 165 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,649 but there's a bunch of these dated, 166 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,851 but unlabelled camcorder tapes. 167 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,820 Yeah, we're looking for anyone in the background 168 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,155 who seems angry or appears more than once. 169 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,791 Mm-hmm. Yeah, look, I'm also going to throw in 170 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,426 a picture of one of his colleagues. 171 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,861 See if he turns up anywhere. 172 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,630 All right, Luce. You're the best. 173 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:43,931 Thanks. I'll get this to you right away. 174 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,198 Hey, look. 175 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,035 So we found part of whatever sliced Ben 176 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,203 in a garbage can at his apartment. 177 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,639 Hmm, tip of a knife? 178 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,607 Looks like it, right? Yeah. 179 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,676 Neighbors see anything? Nothing. 180 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:59,647 But his fiancée's coming in. 181 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,048 There's no sign that he reached out 182 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,816 to a doctor or the police. Listen, if he was 183 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,985 doing something illegal, he probably didn't want 184 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,454 that fancy new job of his finding out about it, you know? 185 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,057 There is such a thing as being overly ambitious. 186 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,531 Miss Collins? Hi. I'm Special Agent Taylor. 187 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:18,832 Hi. Thank you very much for coming in. 188 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,968 Of course, anything I can do to help. 189 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,770 Well, you know, if you really wanted to help, 190 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,971 you should have notified the FBI 191 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,438 that your fiancé was missing. 192 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,741 I-I didn't know. 193 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,443 And... he's not my fiancé. 194 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,280 Well, someone at WNKW told us that you were engaged. 195 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,383 "Were" being the operative word. 196 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,085 Things didn't work out. 197 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,655 If I pass out from hunger, 198 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,257 will you carry me to the restaurant? 199 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,659 On my back. 200 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,228 I'll knock little old ladies over 201 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,397 to get you sustenance. 202 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,299 I'm almost done. 203 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,367 Oh, I ran into the head of the auction committee 204 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,769 as I was leaving school today, 205 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,270 and she said their emcee dropped out. 206 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,706 She asked me if I could get 207 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,273 you to fill in? It's in, uh, 208 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,609 three weeks from Saturday. 209 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,943 I can't. 210 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,012 Oh, well, at least you thought about it. 211 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,681 Are we busy? 212 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,283 No, it's Anaheim. 213 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,321 Until I get the official offer, I'm laying low. 214 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,289 You know, some guy with a cell phone 215 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,858 catches me telling an off-color joke, 216 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,927 puts in on YouTube, things could fall apart. 217 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,029 So don't tell an off-color joke. 218 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,798 You know what I mean. No. 219 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,866 No, I, I don't. 220 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,500 This new job is important to me. 221 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,169 Ben, the auction 222 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,239 pays for a lot of supplies the school can't buy on its own. 223 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,073 Well, what do you want? 224 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,708 For me to say "yes," even if I 225 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,409 don't want to do it? Yeah, yeah, I guess I do. 226 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,345 Well, I can't. 227 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,952 The time we've been together, 228 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,054 have I always been second to your career 229 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,890 and I just didn't notice it? 230 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,862 I have to turn in my copy. 231 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,296 I'll be right back. 232 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,034 I walked out, 233 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,871 and we called things off a few days later. 234 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,572 Who broke up with who? 235 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,175 I broke up with him. 236 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,410 But he didn't put up much of a fight. 237 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,646 And that's the last time you spoke to him? He called me 238 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,847 a couple of days ago. 239 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,382 I didn't call him back. 240 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,784 Why not? 241 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,687 I loved Ben. 242 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,822 And I guess... 243 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,292 I guess I just felt stupid 244 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,062 that I didn't see him more clearly from the beginning. 245 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,531 Look, I... I hate to ask this, 246 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:35,002 but some of his co-workers say that he's been... 247 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,737 in a good mood lately. 248 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,039 Do you think 249 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,176 there could have been someone else? 250 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,078 You know, three weeks ago, I would've said "no," 251 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:48,749 but given the way he's been acting, 252 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,751 it kind of makes sense. 253 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,657 (phone rings) 254 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,992 Hey, Martin. What's up? 255 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,527 MARTIN: Jack, 256 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,864 our missing person spent $300 on flowers last week. 257 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,766 What, on the ex-fiancée? 258 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,300 Nah, she says no. 259 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,535 How about you? 260 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,370 Anyone there shed light on the other woman theory? 261 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,638 No, not yet. 262 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,507 But I did find out that Dale Harmon was given notice 263 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,277 three days before the flying sign incident. 264 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,880 Interesting. Pissed off and humiliated-- 265 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,381 that might be a toxic combination. 266 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,850 We track him down yet? 267 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,318 Yup, PD found him loading stuff into his U-Haul. 268 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,619 Well, that's good. 269 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,388 At least he's acting innocent. 270 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,726 MAN: Missing? 271 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,528 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. 272 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,864 You know, normally, 273 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,732 we like a little more contrition in our suspects. 274 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,133 Suspect? 275 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,234 Yeah. 276 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,104 I didn't do anything to that jackass. 277 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,873 Well, we've seen the flying sign promo, 278 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,941 and we know that you were given notice, 279 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,609 and that you blamed Ben, 280 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,746 so maybe you tracked him down for some payback? 281 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,015 I didn't track him anywhere. 282 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,250 It's more like the guy wouldn't leave me alone. 283 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,522 Dale? 284 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,391 Dale, didn't you hear me? 285 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,927 Thought perhaps my continuing to walk away from you 286 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,897 would indicate my lack of interest in talking. 287 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,065 What do you want? 288 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,733 I've got a story for you. 289 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,837 WOMAN (on tape): You murdered my husband, you son of a bitch. 290 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,371 You killed him. 291 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,842 I thought you could follow up, you know? Do what you do. 292 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,610 (laughs) 293 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,946 You know what I do? 294 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,917 I'm the guy who gets whacked by the sign. 295 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,618 No. You are a great reporter. You just... 296 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,719 Stop blowing smoke, Ben. 297 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,121 I'm not gonna do it. 298 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:37,624 Listen, I promised a guy I'd look into this. 299 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,259 Yeah, well, the world doesn't revolve around you. 300 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,627 I don't have to care about someone 301 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,862 just because you made a promise. 302 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,431 God, you are such a selfish jerk. 303 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,598 I know. 304 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,969 You know, you stand in front of a green screen, 305 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,338 acting like you are God's gift to this station 306 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,941 because you're young, and you have good demos. 307 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,243 Just because you wear a bow tie doesn't mean 308 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,211 you know anything about the weather. 309 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,147 I know. 310 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,085 Look, I'm really sorry about the promo. 311 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,892 Listen, kid, 312 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,894 I'm done with the news. 313 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,263 I'm moving back to Davenport 314 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,365 where I'm gonna spend the next several weeks 315 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,000 reflecting on the glory that was, 316 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,936 but at least I have some glory to reflect on. 317 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,738 Grow some balls. 318 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,007 Catch a bad guy. 319 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,209 I'm the weatherman. 320 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,178 For now. 321 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,413 Eventually, you'll be the guy 322 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,949 that somebody younger, less talented replaces. 323 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,920 Until then, try not to suck. 324 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,556 Maybe not the snappiest comeback... 325 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,127 but I felt better. 326 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,562 Who was the woman on the tape? No idea. 327 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,698 Nope. Well, did he tell you where he got it? 328 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,167 Did you hear anything in the background of the tape 329 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,503 that might help us track it down? 330 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,939 Look, ladies, I'd had a little bit to drink, and I'll admit, 331 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,373 in retrospect, that the advice I gave him 332 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,841 might not have been the best. 333 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,243 Which was? 334 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,212 That the best way to get the story 335 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,881 is to go directly at the perpetrator. 336 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,883 (sighs) 337 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,952 Let me get this straight. 338 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,955 You sent him to confront a murder suspect? 339 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,957 Yeah. 340 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,862 It's probably not my finest moment. 341 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,708 Tell me you found the woman who was talking about murder. 342 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,177 No, but close. 343 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,980 I found a videotape in that box you brought down 344 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,481 where he's talking about her. 345 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,249 To who? 346 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,017 That's your department. 347 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,087 BEN: I know how you're emptying that building so fast. 348 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,121 Who the hell are you? 349 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,622 Ben Coleman. WNKW. 350 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,823 Wait. You're the weatherman. 351 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,292 You did that... You did that piece. 352 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,361 BEN: I want you to admit what you did. 353 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,362 Did? 354 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,196 I've got a tape. 355 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,464 You killed a tenant 356 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,666 so you could convert his apartment to condos. 357 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,801 Get the hell out of here with that camera. 358 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:02,970 Get out! 359 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,537 Are you denying someone died? 360 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:08,108 Because deaths are a matter of public record. 361 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,010 Look, if you don't get the hell out of my face, 362 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,378 somebody's gonna be asking 363 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,613 what the hell happened to you, you understand? 364 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,749 Uh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 365 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,218 Back... back it up right there. 366 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,187 Right... right there, that sign. 367 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,022 Enhance that, okay? 368 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,893 Helton Development. 369 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,229 All right, I'm gonna need an address on that, okay? 370 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,730 Okay. All right, thanks, Liz. 371 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,099 No problem. 372 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,039 I don't know where Ben Coleman is, 373 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,240 and I really don't know 374 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,809 why he thought I murdered someone. 375 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,378 But you are the manager of Helton Development, correct? 376 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,346 Yes. 377 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,747 The owner's UK-based. 378 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,849 They're converting rentals to condos. 379 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,384 I'm their man on the ground. 380 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,454 Hmm... so, as their man on the ground, 381 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,991 you'd be familiar with Agnes Richards, right? 382 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,427 75 years old. 383 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,763 Uh, came back from two weeks of rehab 384 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,132 from a hip replacement. 385 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,234 Elevator was broken-- she had to walk up 386 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,635 eight flights of stairs. 387 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,836 There was a problem 388 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,305 with the electrical mechanism in the doors. 389 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,007 For my money, she was foolish 390 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,675 to come back from rehab so soon. 391 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,010 Hmm... thank you 392 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,112 for your diagnosis, Doctor. 393 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,981 Then, we have Marjorie Bournestein. 394 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,452 Uh, a breaker went out in her kitchen. 395 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,754 Uh... 396 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,922 two weeks, couldn't do anything. 397 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,158 Things wear out. 398 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:34,227 I offered her fast food vouchers. 399 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,629 That is incredibly generous of you. 400 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:40,167 You know what I think? 401 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,902 I think you get paid if that building's empty, 402 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,106 and you'll do whatever it takes to keep it that way. 403 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,141 I think also 404 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,976 that Ben was about to expose you, 405 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,479 so you, um, removed him. 406 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,647 Look, I don't even know the guy. 407 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,683 I saw him at a Civil War reenactment 408 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,151 a month ago. 409 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,587 A Civil War reenactment? 410 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,388 He did the weather 411 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,090 from one of our events. 412 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,191 And for reasons 413 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,625 that are not clear, 414 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,761 he decided to launch an investigation into you, 415 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:14,167 and he even found somebody willing to accuse you of murder? 416 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,136 I don't know what to tell you. 417 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,806 Maybe a bolt of lightning shook a screw loose. 418 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,174 I have nothing to hide. 419 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,642 Good, then you won't mind 420 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,345 if I look through your files and your phone logs. 421 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,214 If it will get you out of my hair, 422 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,349 I'll get you anything you need. 423 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,053 Hey. 424 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,657 This is Leah... 425 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,559 and this is Kirby. 426 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,295 Nice to meet you, Leah and Kirby. 427 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,830 Now, she was the recipient 428 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,866 of the flowers that Ben Coleman charged last week. 429 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,269 He sent them to Joe's Restaurant in SoHo. 430 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,671 Okay... and Kirby? 431 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,141 Well, he was eating with her when the flowers arrived. 432 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,109 Apparently, he left abruptly. 433 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,110 Ah. 434 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,145 Do we have last names? 435 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,446 No. 436 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,948 She paid with cash. 437 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,916 Maybe it's a love triangle. 438 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,320 Hey, you know that piece of metal from Ben's wound? 439 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,357 It was made using the Bessemer process 440 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,824 from the 19th century. 441 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,261 You know, our developer said he met Coleman 442 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,129 at a Civil War reenactment. 443 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,830 Well, let's look it up. 444 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,769 Civil War reenactment. 445 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,006 Ah, now, there's an event 446 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,777 that started last weekend in Hanover, Pennsylvania. 447 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,713 Ben made his last cell phone call from that area. 448 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,252 Well, the big battle is today. 449 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,961 Yeah, I remember him. 450 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,463 The weather guy. Mm-hmm. 451 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,798 He wanted to go with wool socks. 452 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,133 I convinced him that cotton hand-knit 453 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,635 were more authentic. 454 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,837 Did you ever see him with this man? 455 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,038 Officer Weaver? 456 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,174 Excellent soldier, but, uh, no, 457 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,575 I didn't see him with your guy. 458 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,043 You ever see my guy with anybody else? 459 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:07,980 He had a run-in with a smallish fella a few days ago. 460 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,716 What was his name? 461 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,917 Uh, Kirby. 462 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,252 Pegged him for a farb. 463 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,354 Okay, well, you're all set. 464 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,688 Thanks. It's great. 465 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,324 Now, you're sure it will fit a Springfield? 466 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,726 Yeah, the lug you bought will hook it right up. 467 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,294 Hey. 468 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,363 Hey... look what I got you. 469 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,434 It's totally hardcore. Is it always this easy for you to lie to people? 470 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,336 What's up? What's up is that I'm an idiot. 471 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,404 I can't believe I trusted you. 472 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,940 I mean, "Get the gear, get the girl"? 473 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,107 Was this whole Civil War thing 474 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,843 just so I could get out of the way 475 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,977 so you could go for her? 476 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,846 No, I just thought if you spent some time 477 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,047 doing something Leah liked... 478 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,482 You sent her flowers. 479 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,050 I called the florist. 480 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,585 They said you sent them. 481 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,486 For you. 482 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,054 Wasn't your name on the card? 483 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:48,988 You are such a liar. 484 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,490 Easy, guys. 485 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,425 I poured my heart out to you, but you just wanted 486 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,993 to snake my girl. 487 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,363 Hey, don't make me call someone from the garrison. 488 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,439 I didn't see the weatherman again, 489 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,107 but that Kirby fella came back later, 490 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,510 picked up a full uniform. 491 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,045 Have to admit, it spruced him up. 492 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,213 Is this him? 493 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,649 Yeah, that's him. 494 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,586 Did you sell him a bayonet made with the Bessemer process? 495 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,853 It's the only kind I sell. 496 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,889 Do you remember Kirby's last name? 497 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,091 Uh... it would be on the receipt. 498 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:25,992 Wait, quick question. 499 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,527 These bayonets... 500 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,629 they break sometimes, don't they? Yeah. 501 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,797 That's how it was back then. 502 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,365 You had to stop in the middle 503 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,133 of the battlefield and reload your musket. 504 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,102 Bayonets, swords broke. 505 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,871 It wasn't so easy to kill a man. 506 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,415 Check this out. 507 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:50,317 Kirby Morris wasn't at his apartment, 508 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,051 but look what we found there. 509 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,721 Tip is broken off, and the lab says the piece we found 510 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,356 at Ben's place is a perfect match. 511 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,957 So, Kirby spears him with that thing, 512 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,292 Ben goes back to work, 513 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,060 and Kirby goes after him again? 514 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,363 If at first you don't succeed... 515 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,365 I still like Kevin Weaver for this. 516 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,334 He's a shady operator 517 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,035 with ties to the reenactment. 518 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,503 Listen, sorry to say, 519 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,705 but it doesn't look like Weaver has motive. 520 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,107 Were you able to ID the woman from the recording? 521 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,275 Lucy Graham. 522 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,744 Her husband died of a heart attack. 523 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,946 Now, she blamed Weaver, saying that the husband died 524 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,981 because he was stressing out over being evicted. 525 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,583 So, she contacts a local weatherman? 526 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,352 No, Kirby Morris did. 527 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,520 And not only that, Kirby works for Weaver. 528 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,989 Well, why would Kirby set up Ben 529 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,758 to do a phony exposé on his boss? 530 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,159 For stealing his girlfriend. 531 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,329 He was hoping Ben would get his ass kicked. 532 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,465 And that wasn't enough, so he stabs him 533 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,467 and then maybe abducts him, 534 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,569 all for this woman? 535 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,637 Maybe she's really hot. 536 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,478 Kirby Morris? 537 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,347 Yeah, he and Ben went to high school together. 538 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,315 Have you seen him recently? 539 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,351 Actually, I never met him. 540 00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,552 Ben just mentioned him. That's all. 541 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,220 And what did Ben say about him? 542 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,924 Ben might be self-centered, but he's not a bad person. 543 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:09,929 Which doesn't really answer my question. 544 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,998 We were talking about all the worst things 545 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:15,267 we ever did in high school, and he told me about a prank 546 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:19,105 that he and his friends played on Kirby. 547 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,307 (audience clapping, whistling) 548 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,509 WOMAN: Thank you. 549 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,643 Thank you very much. 550 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,244 Thank you, Principal Peters. 551 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:29,015 Each year, the History Guild honors one research paper 552 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:32,084 for its distinction and academic excellence. 553 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,453 This year's honoree 554 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,455 is once again a student at Kirk High School. 555 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,057 That's right. Go, Muskrats! 556 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,325 (cheering and applause) 557 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,461 This student is a fine scholar 558 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,095 and a friend very near 559 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,464 and dear to my heart. 560 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,099 His outstanding paper on lead poisoning 561 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,968 and its role in the fall of the Roman Empire 562 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,903 has earned him the History Guild Award. 563 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:55,442 It is my pleasure to introduce to you Kirby Morris. 564 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,644 (cheering and applause) 565 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,913 Here's this year's winner, Kirby Morris. 566 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,582 (muffled yelling) (applause) 567 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:05,618 Kirby, come on out. 568 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,623 (laughter) 569 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,837 He did it on a dare, 570 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,806 but he feels really bad about it. 571 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,675 Apparently, because of the prank, 572 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,342 Kirby got a nickname that followed him 573 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,343 all throughout high school. 574 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,145 And what was that? 575 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,981 Fruit of the Loom. 576 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,518 Okay. Did Kirby know that Ben was in on it? 577 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,119 No. 578 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,222 You think he's involved in this? 579 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,525 We don't really know yet. 580 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,660 Um. To go back, 581 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,797 the, uh... the girl who introduced him, 582 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,398 you said her name was Leah? 583 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,400 Yeah. That's right. Leah Russell. 584 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,035 Okay. 585 00:23:57,537 --> 00:23:59,371 Hey. Hey. 586 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:03,209 So, Ben humiliates this guy, 587 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,811 then tries to take his girl. 588 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:08,447 You know, if Kirby had any more motive, his head would explode. 589 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,282 Still no sign of him or Leah Russell. 590 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,951 I've got some of our agents at her house. 591 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,185 What's that? 592 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,687 Um, Kirby's school transcripts. 593 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,256 You can see here that his grades took a turn for the worse. 594 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,659 You know, he got into college, but he changed majors, 595 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,260 like, four times. I don't get it. 596 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,096 I mean, all this because he got pantsed in front of his school? 597 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,398 And in front of the girl that he had a crush on. 598 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,600 Okay, does something like this 599 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,768 really ruin your whole, entire life? 600 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,670 It might, if you were Kirby. 601 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,605 But you were probably more of a Ben, so... 602 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,074 Yeah. And you? 603 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,643 I had a Kirby phase. 604 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,410 Really? Awkward. 605 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,647 Bad skin. Bad hair. 606 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,414 I find that hard to believe. 607 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,484 It's true. (phone rings) 608 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,053 Delgado. 609 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,689 Oh. Yeah, tell me. 610 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:54,326 Excellent. That's good news. Okay. 611 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,628 Thank you. 612 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,130 So, the flag we put on Kirby paid off. 613 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,332 NYPD just caught him at a teller window 614 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,535 taking money out of his account. 615 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:09,776 What-What's this all about? 616 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,711 Why don't you tell us, Mr. Morris? 617 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,146 I-I-I don't know. 618 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,381 That's why I'm asking. 619 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:17,349 What were you doing at the bank taking cash out? 620 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,185 You on your way out of town? 621 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,420 I lost my ATM card. 622 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,655 Oh. 623 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,691 What'd you do to Ben Coleman? 624 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,225 What do you mean? 625 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,127 He's missing. 626 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,496 He's missing? 627 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:31,798 Where did he go? 628 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,633 Well, if we knew that, 629 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,134 he wouldn't be missing, would he? 630 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:38,705 Look, we know you had a grudge against him, 631 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,674 and that you set him up to go after your boss. 632 00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,475 I can explain that. 633 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:44,611 I'm sure you can. 634 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:48,014 Uh, please... go ahead. 635 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:52,518 Uh... well, I tracked him down 636 00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:54,654 about a week ago. 637 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,924 He was the only one I could turn to. 638 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,162 Ben? Ben Coleman? 639 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,164 Hi. It's me. 640 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,033 Kirby Morris? 641 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,802 You know, from high school? 642 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,072 Yeah, I remember. 643 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,475 Uh, what are you doing here, Kirby? 644 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:17,644 Uh, you remember Leah Russell? 645 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,478 She was the same year as me. 646 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,280 Not really. Oh. 647 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:25,384 Well, um... I've always sort of had a thing for her, 648 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,153 you know? And, um, 649 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,855 up till now, we've just been friends, 650 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:30,256 but lately, I'm trying 651 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,424 to lay the groundwork for something deeper. 652 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,027 That's fascinating. Listen, I got to get to work. 653 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,863 Wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. 654 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:39,365 See, the thing is, just as I was about to make my move, 655 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:42,935 my boss-- he meets her at the company picnic. 656 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,536 And now, he's all over her. 657 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,105 I don't think I can help you. 658 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,139 Yeah, you can. 659 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,942 You got to do a story on this guy. 660 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,543 Just listen to this message. 661 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,112 It-It's from his voicemail. 662 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,148 WOMAN: You murdered my husband, you son of a bitch. 663 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,250 You killed him. 664 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:02,454 This isn't just about me wanting to be with Leah. 665 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,190 He's a bad guy, 666 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:06,458 and I'm kind of worried about her. 667 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,228 Look, I'm not even a reporter. 668 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,930 I can't do... 669 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,532 I wouldn't be here if I didn't really need this, Ben. 670 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:17,870 I don't know what else to do. 671 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,006 You got to help me. 672 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,678 He looked into it. 673 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,817 But it turns out the woman on the tape 674 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,419 was kind of exaggerating. 675 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,023 So... 676 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,758 it kind of turned out to be nothing. 677 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,292 Not exactly. 678 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,494 There was-- if you'll excuse the terminology-- 679 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,496 a love connection 680 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,899 between Ben and Leah. 681 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,701 No. That-That didn't happen. 682 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,202 Well, we have a witness that says 683 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,238 that they saw the two of you fighting over her. 684 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,906 No. That was just a misunderstanding, okay? 685 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,474 We-We got it all sorted out. 686 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:58,577 Look, there's no reason that I would want to hurt Ben. 687 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,247 Then what's this, hmm? 688 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:07,419 That's a replica of a Springfield bayonet. 689 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,421 Hey, where'd you get this? 690 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,257 In your house 691 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:15,027 with the tip missing, which was in Ben. 692 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,564 I can explain that, too. 693 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:21,633 Fantastic. 694 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,635 All right. 695 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,237 I stabbed him. 696 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,372 (Jack laughs) 697 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:27,206 There you go, see? 698 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,008 Great. Okay. That was so easy. 699 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,843 Now, you tell us where he is, 700 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,579 we can go home, and you go to jail. 701 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,581 I don't know where he is. 702 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:37,183 It's not what you think. 703 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:39,318 Ben was just... 704 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,487 trying to help me. 705 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,858 You look great. Very 1865. 706 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:48,294 Now, go talk to her. 707 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,966 This is stupid. 708 00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,234 It's not stupid. 709 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:58,170 This is what Leah's into, right? 710 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,206 It's a way to share in her passion. 711 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:05,544 Well, look, now he's sharing her passion. 712 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:06,813 Look at them. 713 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:09,548 (laughing) 714 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,217 I can't compete with him. 715 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:12,852 You got to get in there, man. 716 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,653 I'm not gonna win her over by playing dress-up. 717 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,355 What do you think he's doing? 718 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:19,926 You know, my whole life, I wanted to be with Leah. 719 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,193 And then, 720 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,295 we go on a few dates, and suddenly, 721 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,331 General Johnny Depp over there swoops in. 722 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:26,565 Kirby, 723 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,134 you have to fight for her. 724 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,537 Why are you doing this? 725 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,139 I mean, 726 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:36,508 you and I aren't friends. 727 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,510 We never have been. 728 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,879 I want to help you. 729 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,014 I'm moved by your plight. 730 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,357 Look, the truth is, my fiancée-- 731 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,292 ex-fiancée-- 732 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,494 left me because I was a jerk. 733 00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,396 And she was right. 734 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,331 (sighs) 735 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,901 Do you remember the History Guild Awards? 736 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,970 (sighs) 737 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,972 Doesn't everybody? 738 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:10,576 Well, I was one of the Clintons. 739 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,379 It was 740 00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,347 a terrible thing to do, and I'm sorry. 741 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,515 You're sorry? 742 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,583 You son of a bitch! 743 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,318 I know I'm a son of a bitch. 744 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,053 I get it. I'm trying to get better. 745 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,621 Do you have any idea what I went through 746 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:23,890 because of that? 747 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,391 To be honest, no, but when you came 748 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,159 to see me about investigating Weaver, 749 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,161 I realized how much you were affected. 750 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,230 I want to make up for what I did. 751 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,698 Whoa! Hey, is Leah watching this? 752 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,366 'Cause this is great. 753 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,735 It'll give her a whole new perspective on you. 754 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,170 No. 755 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,639 She's gone. With him. 756 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,541 I can't believe... 757 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,876 (groaning) 758 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:45,411 Oh! 759 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,779 Damn! 760 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,515 I'm sorry. 761 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,052 I-I didn't mean to do that. 762 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,488 It was an accident. 763 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,689 I swear to God. 764 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,258 Hmm. 765 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,260 Why don't you take a seat? 766 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:05,131 MARTIN: Okay, now. 767 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:08,000 This cut-- how bad was it? 768 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,401 Not that bad. 769 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:12,338 I mean, he told me it was just a flesh wound. 770 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:13,839 JACK: When was the last time 771 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,908 you saw him? That was it. 772 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:18,177 But then, he did call me the next day 773 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:20,179 saying he'd dug up some dirt on Kevin. 774 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,649 Concerning what, uh, real estate deal, or...? 775 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,084 I don't know. 776 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,919 He said he thought he had evidence 777 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,121 that Kevin was scamming Leah. 778 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:33,259 He was gonna get proof, but he never got back to me. 779 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,365 Hey. So I just ran 780 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:41,067 Leah Russell's financials. 781 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,634 Her family owns a textile business, 782 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,236 and when she turned 25, 783 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,139 she inherited a trust worth $50 million. 784 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:51,443 $50 million? Hmm. 785 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,746 What would he do to get his hands on that kind of cash? 786 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,515 People kill for much less. 787 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,261 Leah, 788 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,496 where were you headed 789 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,531 when the state police pulled you over? 790 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,167 I was going to our family home in the Catskills. 791 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,170 And when was the last time you saw Kevin Weaver? 792 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,805 Not since yesterday. 793 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:21,540 What is this about? 794 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,910 We think he's involved in the disappearance of Ben Coleman. 795 00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:26,712 Ben's missing? 796 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,248 Kevin wouldn't have anything to do with that. 797 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:32,584 Were you aware that Kevin 798 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:35,721 ran a credit check on you two months ago? 799 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,927 This was right after Kevin and I first met. 800 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,162 Well, we have reason to believe 801 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,997 that Ben found out about it, too. 802 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,232 Maybe that's why he called me. 803 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:47,833 It was totally out of the blue. 804 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:48,834 Ben called you? 805 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,336 Last night. He was upset. 806 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,004 Said that we needed to talk. 807 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:53,339 (phone rings) 808 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:54,706 Hello? Leah, 809 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,042 it's Ben Coleman. You know, 810 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,209 from Kirk High? 811 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:58,944 Storm-Stompin' Ben Coleman? 812 00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:01,747 Ben Coleman who used to cheat off my calculus test? 813 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,849 Yeah, that's me. 814 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:05,817 Are you okay? You sound awful. 815 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,918 I'm hanging in there. 816 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,387 Leah, I have to talk to you. 817 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,422 Listen, I-I'd love to catch up, but I'm actually 818 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:11,723 not supposed to have my cell phone here. 819 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,592 Just hear me out Can I call you later? 820 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,694 for a second, please. It's about Kevin. 821 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,995 How do you know about...? 822 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,664 What-what about him? 823 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,632 He's not the right guy for you, Leah. Kevin is trouble. 824 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,468 I haven't heard from you in ten years 825 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,902 and now you're calling me out of nowhere 826 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:25,137 to criticize my love life? 827 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,705 Leah, you have to listen to me. 828 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,074 I-I spoke to Caroline. 829 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,308 She's Kevin's ex... He's a... 830 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,143 only after... whatever you do.... 831 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,179 You're-you're breaking up. I can't hear you. 832 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,880 ...trust him. 833 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,215 He.... Uh, hello? 834 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,549 Ben, I-I can't hear you. 835 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,385 I'll find him and take care of him. 836 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,587 (static) I-I-I can't hear you. 837 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:42,721 Hello? 838 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,656 Hello...? 839 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,231 I waited for him to call back, 840 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,632 but when he didn't, I called Kevin. 841 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:55,534 Well, did you tell him what Ben said? 842 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:59,238 Kevin said that he had no idea what Ben was talking about, 843 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,939 but that I should leave, and he... 844 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,241 he was really upset. 845 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:03,542 It kind of scared me. 846 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,644 Ben mentioned a Caroline. Who is that? 847 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,648 I have no idea. 848 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,652 What do you think Ben was trying to tell me? 849 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,391 That he was on his way to confront your boyfriend. 850 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,329 (men shouting) 851 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:39,545 (men shouting) 852 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,480 (siren chirping) 853 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,387 (men shouting) 854 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,595 What are you doing? 855 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,797 You need the proper dress to go out on the field. 856 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,900 Hey, war's over. 857 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,435 You guys won. Again. 858 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,870 (loud rifle blast) 859 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,438 I'm looking for General Lee. 860 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,873 We got three today. 861 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,575 You need to be more specific. 862 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,343 That one. 863 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,811 If they're following the script, 864 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:15,814 he and his regiment should be up on the ridge, 865 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:16,982 soon to be undone 866 00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:19,918 by the tactical genius of Ulysses S. Grant. 867 00:35:19,918 --> 00:35:21,587 Ooh, I can't wait to see that. 868 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,223 (cannon blasts and gunfire) 869 00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:32,264 My men, remember: 870 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:34,266 hold your fire 871 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,268 until you see the whites of their eyes. 872 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,537 And have some courage out there. 873 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:39,705 Come on! 874 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,707 Sir! You know. 875 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,642 What? 876 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,354 We're not supposed to retreat yet, General! 877 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,292 (groans) 878 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:02,961 Come on. 879 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,196 Where's Ben Coleman? 880 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:05,731 I have no idea. 881 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,299 We just found his car in the parking lot. Yeah, 882 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:08,767 well, I haven't seen him. Yeah, well, 883 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,769 I had a little conversation with your ex-girlfriend, 884 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,103 Caroline Winkler. 885 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,539 She tells me that you 886 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:16,542 ran up her credit cards to the tune of $30,000 887 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,110 and wiped out most of her life savings. 888 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,279 You're a con man. 889 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,580 Hey, Kevin. Take a look. 890 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,181 There's 200 other reenactors 891 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,783 that obviously have nothing better to do with their time 892 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,585 than help us look for Ben's body. 893 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,287 JACK: You want to save yourself some jail time? 894 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,755 Look, Just tell us where he is now. 895 00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,189 I didn't do anything to him, all right? 896 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,624 He just walked up to me in the woods 897 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:34,793 while I was doing some reconnaissance. 898 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,995 (footsteps approaching) 899 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,930 Who goes there? 900 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,602 Ugh. 901 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:46,171 You look like death warmed over. 902 00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,507 Didn't I tell you to stay the hell away from me? 903 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,142 Not until you promise to leave Kirby and Leah alone. 904 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,678 Kirby? 905 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:55,681 That little pissant from accounting? 906 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,649 Those two are supposed to be together. Yeah, well, 907 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,518 I guess he wasn't man enough to close the deal, was he? 908 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,487 What the hell do you care? 909 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:03,188 You just want her money! All right. 910 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,823 There's nothing else to talk about, weather boy. 911 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:05,791 Okay? 912 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,559 Leah and I are going to take a nice 913 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,995 little vacation after this whole stupid thing is over with. 914 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,363 I mean, God! 915 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,699 The things guys gotta do to get the girl, huh? 916 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,200 I mean, this thing itches like hell. 917 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,502 If you don't leave her alone, 918 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,737 I'm going to tell Leah about Caroline. 919 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,440 And anything else you're hiding. 920 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,643 You... you stupid son of a bitch. 921 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,712 This is none of your business! 922 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:29,281 I'm giving you a chance to be a man and walk away. 923 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,683 I don't think so. 924 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,820 Then I'll have to tell her myself.... 925 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:38,890 I don't... 926 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:39,925 feel so good. 927 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:03,248 I didn't even touch the guy. 928 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:04,816 If he dies because you're stalling, 929 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,952 I'm gonna push for the death penalty. You hear me? 930 00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,921 Where is he, Mr. Weaver? 931 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,636 He's alive. 932 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,657 There's our hero! 933 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,593 We're live with Ben Coleman. 934 00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:51,062 Ben, anything to say to all your fans out there? 935 00:38:56,902 --> 00:38:58,370 I quit. 936 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,872 What are you talking about? 937 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,008 Emma, 938 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,611 I'm so sorry about what a jerk I've been. 939 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:07,813 I completely understand if you hate me. 940 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:11,116 But I really hope you'll give me a second chance. 941 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:12,684 And even if you don't, 942 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,821 I'd still like to host the Third Street School auction. 943 00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,656 Please, come out 944 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:18,790 and get your raffle tickets. 945 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,660 It's for a really great cause. 946 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,795 Yours truly is the emcee. 947 00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:29,334 (under breath): Nick, cut. 948 00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,369 Hey. 949 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,771 There he is. 950 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,339 You don't look so hot. 951 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:37,809 Guess I should have had a doctor 952 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:39,645 take a look at my battle wound. 953 00:39:39,645 --> 00:39:41,747 I'm sorry about that. 954 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,815 Let's call it even. 955 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,126 You got some company. 956 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,930 (under breath): Hi. 957 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:01,867 Go get her, soldier. 958 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,937 Thanks, Ben. 959 00:40:14,646 --> 00:40:16,882 This was an odd one, huh? 960 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,684 Oh, man. 961 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:21,820 Like being in a Salvador Dali painting. 962 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,525 No. No. What? 963 00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,893 I-I know what you're thinking. What? 964 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:29,427 You don't know what I'm thinking. 965 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,629 I know exactly what you're thinking. 966 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,263 You have no idea what I'm thinking. 967 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,164 Jack. Come on. 968 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,800 Jack. Please, Jack. 969 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,735 Just one. Come on. I just want... I want to go home. 970 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:39,638 I'm just gonna try it. 971 00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:55,621 Whoo! 972 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:00,526 Hey, Danny, what's the range on these things? 973 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,660 (explosion) 974 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:05,497 Oh, shoot!