1 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,989 George, George, George of the Jungle 2 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,240 George, George, George of the Jungle 3 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,540 George, George, George of the Jungle 4 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,704 Strong as he can be 5 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,001 Watch out for that tree 6 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,799 George, George, George of the Jungle 7 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,631 Lives a life that's free 8 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,932 Watch out for that tree 9 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,223 When he gets in a scrape 10 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:05,689 He makes his escape with help from his friend an ape named Ape 11 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,933 And his elephant Shep can fetch a log 12 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,731 He's man's best friend is George's dog 13 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,656 He's George, George, George of the Jungle 14 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,816 Swing from tree to tree 15 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,404 Watch out for that tree 16 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,656 George, George, George of the Jungle 17 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,742 Lives a life that's free 18 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,252 Watch out for that tree 19 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,581 Now George was a king and a daddy too 20 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,166 There's just too much for poor George to do 21 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:37,169 Though George loved Ursula with all his heart 22 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,802 Her momma's evil plots broke them apart 23 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,973 There was lying and thieving and stealing and cheating 24 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,552 But their true love just can't be beaten 25 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,645 So find his kisskin unhypnotised 26 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,773 Now George is the king from 9-5 27 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,274 George, George, George of the Jungle 28 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,073 Friend to you and me 29 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,402 Watch out for that tree 30 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,157 Hear him holler, swing and sing 31 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,036 All the animals come to the jungle king 32 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,583 So grab a vine and swing in time 33 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,127 lf you smack a tree just pay no mind 34 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,420 Like George, George, George of the Jungle 35 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,752 George, George, George of the Jungle 36 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,005 George, George, George of the Jungle 37 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,174 Strong as he can be 38 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,888 Watch out for that tree 39 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,934 Watch out for that... tree 40 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,028 George, George, George of the Jungle 41 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,822 Watch out for that tree 42 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:42,819 The jungle to the untrained eye looks the same as in our first movie, 43 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,989 but things have changed, 44 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:48,118 and it's not just because we're using a different set, 45 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:51,211 domestic bliss has broken out over the Bukuvu, 46 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:55,376 parenthood has found that defender of the innocent, 47 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:59,631 and all-around good guy, George of the Jungle. 48 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,129 George, George, George of the Jungle 49 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,300 Watch out for that tree 50 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,101 And as our story begins, 51 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:11,434 our popular potent potentate has produced a prince. 52 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,108 Huh? Wait a minute! 53 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,736 Who the heck are you?! 54 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,356 Me, new George. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser. 55 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,697 - Let's go, Dad. - How did you get the part? 56 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:26,285 - New George just lucky, l guess. - Hey, dad, check it out. 57 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,449 Let's play fetch with Shep. 58 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,624 - Shep! 59 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,004 Here we go, boy. Fetch! 60 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,426 Fetch stick, Shep. 61 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,305 Come on, Shep. 62 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,348 Now that the prince is turning five, 63 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:53,103 George is grooming his son to be the heir to the throne. 64 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:59,609 George, that's grooming him to be heir, not grooming his hair. 65 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,189 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 66 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,359 While George was preparing his son, 67 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,530 Ursula the love of his life, 68 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:11,039 and the heiress who gave up everything to be his jungle queen, 69 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,460 was wondering why George wasn't home for lunch. 70 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,503 Why isn't George home for lunch? 71 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,915 But George couldn't go home for lunch 72 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,710 because he had to attend to a very important matter. 73 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,475 George pretty good at coconut ball. 74 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,306 OK. 75 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,475 OK. 76 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,620 Hit me! 77 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:56,638 But suddenly the game was interrupted by an urgent bongo gram. 78 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,225 l said, an urgent bongo gram. 79 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,235 George really late for lunch. 80 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,285 George, George, George of the Jungle 81 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,660 Strong as he can be 82 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:19,785 Watch out for that... tree 83 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:25,091 Sorry George late, but George had important royal duty to attend to. 84 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,750 ln other words, you were playing coconut ball. 85 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,803 George score winning goal. 86 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,179 Ursula come and try out for cheerleader? 87 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:36,265 l tried, but the gorillas turned me down because l wasn't pretty enough. 88 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:41,776 - You look pretty to me. - You should tell the gorillas. 89 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:45,728 George promise tonight spend whole night with Ursula. OK? 90 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,067 OK. 91 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,482 Can George give Junior vine swinging lesson? 92 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,247 Vine swinging's a little dangerous. 93 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:59,532 - Must be from your side of family. - Vine surfing is much cooler. 94 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,914 What dangerous about swinging? Swinging fun. 95 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,874 - George show you. - Maybe that's not such a good idea. 96 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,961 Why? lt easy. 97 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,386 George, watch out for that... 98 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,936 For the first time in history, 99 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:24,228 George didn't hit the tree he was aiming at, 100 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:29,024 but that didn't stop him from hitting... the second tree. 101 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,111 And, in case you were worried, 102 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:36,496 the new George takes a tree as well as Brendan Fraser. 103 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,702 While George was sliding down the tree, 104 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,462 Ape has been in Las Vegas becoming a different sort of swinger. 105 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,709 But while pursuing his singing career, 106 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:55,094 the lure of the cards has proven too much for our travelling troubadour. 107 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,675 You got to learn to play it right 108 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,304 You got to know when to hold 'em 109 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,976 Know when to fold 'em 110 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,233 lf you wouldn't mind, could you stop singing? 111 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,980 Sorry. 112 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,690 Cut the cards. 113 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,576 Welcome to Las Vegas, baby. 114 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,244 And they say humans are more evolved. 115 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,373 Meanwhile, back in the jungle, 116 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:26,245 George was taking care of some serious jungle business. 117 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,210 George, the sink's stuffed again. 118 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,459 Well, kind of serious. 119 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,546 Don't worry, George fix. 120 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,603 OK. 121 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:15,590 George, you better answer the bird. 122 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,763 Hello. 123 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,934 Animals in big fight. 124 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,691 George know he promise Ursula he see her tonight, 125 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,825 OK if George go to help animals? 126 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:47,207 lf George can come home early, would Ursula still go out with George? 127 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,052 George, George, George of the Jungle 128 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,546 George, George, George of the Jungle 129 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,756 Watch out for that... 130 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,109 Stop the movie! 131 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:20,527 That's how animals usually sound, right? 132 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,372 ln our movie the animals are all going to talk, 133 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,668 - so you humans don't miss a thing. - Where's your team now? 134 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,544 Anyone know how to fix sink? 135 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:34,001 For the convenience of you animals we've added subtitles, 136 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,215 so you can follow along too. 137 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,928 This is all their fault. 138 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:41,299 The birds keep dropping their zug-zug on us. 139 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,051 lncoming. 140 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,315 lt's disgusting! l gotta wear a hat! 141 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,058 Why not make zug-zug treaty? 142 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,360 Zug-zug treaty? 143 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,852 Yes, zug-zug treaty. 144 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:58,150 This is Disney, if we're gonna do a zug-zug joke, 145 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,483 we're gonna make it educational. 146 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:04,160 We make treaty and get everyone to go zug-zug in separate areas. 147 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,913 - That's a good idea. - Now you can play coconut ball. 148 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,370 - George can't stay. - And why not, George? 149 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,788 Have evening planned with Ursula. 150 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:17,750 When lions ruled the jungle, we never neglected our subjects, 151 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,217 why are you neglecting us? 152 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:24,433 - George in love. - You've gotta be kidding me. 153 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,510 Get outta here. 154 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,477 Run home to your family. 155 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:31,315 Never trust anyone without fangs. 156 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:38,232 George didn't impress his bachelor pals, 157 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,194 but he did manage to impress his wife. 158 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,779 George lucky man. 159 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,028 He's got Ursula and Junior... 160 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,200 ..and really strong head. 161 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,455 Honey, l wouldn't worry about Junior swinging. 162 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,084 He's the son of the greatest swinger of all time, 163 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,669 how could he not learn how to swing? 164 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,556 That make George happy. 165 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,852 Sorry about sink. 166 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,729 lt's not your fault, 167 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:14,479 it's just the way things are sometimes. 168 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,853 Sure Ursula like being here with George? 169 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,488 How can you say that? 170 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,278 Then Ursula think things be OK, right? 171 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,321 Cos George rather not be king than lose Ursula. 172 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,659 Oh, don't be silly, everything's fine. 173 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:35,748 George hope so, cos he love Ursula more than there are stars in sky. 174 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,541 And George have special surprise to cheer Ursula up. 175 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,199 Ursula, dance with George. 176 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:07,865 Like a simple question looking for an answer 177 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:13,245 Now l am, now l am, listening to some inner call 178 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:17,547 Swimming blindly to pull myself upon your shore 179 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:22,376 What if l don't find you when l have landed? 180 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:26,763 Would you leave me here to die on your shores flat dead? 181 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,968 l think l know why the dog howls at the moon 182 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:35,061 l think l know why the dog howls at the moon 183 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:43,235 l said 184 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,399 When l'm with you... 185 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,983 George and Ursula were in love. 186 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,032 Little did they know that someone was approaching, 187 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,077 who was going to change their lives for ever, 188 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:58,379 someone so malevolent, so Machiavellian, so... 189 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:02,627 Well, for you kids, let's just say really, really mean. 190 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,504 Stay still, l don't want to fall off. 191 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:11,887 Yes, it was Beatrice Stanhope, Ursula's mother. 192 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,096 Hello. 193 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,560 lt's the man who would be your son-in-law. 194 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:25,610 Yes, that's Ursula's foppish former fiancé, Lyle Van de Groot. 195 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:30,195 You remember the graceful Van de Groot from the first movie. 196 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,323 Was it really necessary to show that scene? 197 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,167 lt seems the vengeful, venal Van de Groot 198 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,927 had bought the casino Ape was gambling in. 199 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,928 Lyle had finally come up with the perfect plan 200 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:52,225 to destroy George by stealing the deed to Ape Mountain. 201 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,551 Are you sure Ape has the deed? 202 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:58,345 lt is, after all, called Ape Mountain. 203 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,105 And as soon as l have cheated the ape out of the deed, 204 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:07,817 and driven that half-wit George off of his land, bulldozers roll, 205 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,743 driving Ursula right back into my waiting arms. 206 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,370 When they see my gifts, 207 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:16,915 they'll miss civilisation so much they'll beg me to take them back. 208 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:23,422 l've gotta go. What did he say? 209 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,998 He said hold on. l'm going to... 210 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,506 Oh, l've had it! 211 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,844 Are you sure we're going in the right direction? 212 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,726 Why, yes. We remember from the first movie. 213 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,569 lt's very important l get to Ape Mountain today. 214 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,191 lt's my grandson's fifth birthday. 215 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,902 l'm taking him and Ursula back to civilisation. 216 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,488 What did he say? 217 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,948 He was admiring your luggage. 218 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,500 Oh, well, whatever. 219 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:03,333 And he wondered why you want to take your grandson out of the jungle. 220 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,873 l'm not having him grow up here an illiterate savage. 221 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,556 Someone help! Put me down! Help! 222 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,653 Sorry, we can't kill Beatrice. 223 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,115 lf she dies, we have no story. 224 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:39,284 And if we have no story, George couldn't disappoint his wife again 225 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:43,454 by being late for his own son's birthday party. 226 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,457 l wonder what's keeping your father. 227 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,835 Guess we may as well get started. 228 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:56,258 Now remember, sweetie, you can wish for anything you want. 229 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,801 Except your grandmother, because she's already here. 230 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,437 Grandma! 231 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,062 - Mother! - Darling. 232 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,360 Hello, Junior. Well, where's that husband of yours? 233 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,900 Shouldn't he be at his own son's birthday party? 234 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,283 He's running late. 235 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:22,286 How could he possibly be running late? This is the jungle. 236 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,293 Traffic back up on the Bukuvu Expressway? 237 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,707 Dad! 238 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:44,517 George sorry he's late, but zug-zug treaty broke down and had to step in. 239 00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,319 Hello, old Mrs Ursula. 240 00:17:56,827 --> 00:18:02,367 Beatrice cunningly connived to tempt Ursula and Junior back home 241 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:06,123 using a ploy that has worked since the beginning of time. 242 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,046 l have gifts for you. 243 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,878 Mother, you shouldn't have. 244 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,757 George also make present. 245 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,513 Cool! Thanks, Dad. 246 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:33,314 Whoa! Cool, a spear! 247 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,816 - That's nice. - Yeah. 248 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,480 How'd you like to play with this? 249 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,656 Wow! 250 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:57,711 You just flip the switch and it can do anything you want. 251 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,881 That not look so hard. 252 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,784 Beatrice put in motion her gift-giving gambit 253 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,577 to get Ursula to come home. 254 00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:27,075 Meanwhile, George demonstrated why he was no William Tell. 255 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:32,209 - And neither was his aimless son. - Stay there. OK. Good. OK. 256 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,835 OK, aim. Good. 257 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,585 See gorilla? OK. 258 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,835 Now throw. Throw. 259 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,257 Throw! 260 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,556 Good. 261 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,676 Huh? 262 00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,906 But a coconut wasn't enough to nullify the muddled mind of our hero, 263 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:05,702 George continued to be torn by the conflict between home and throne. 264 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:10,451 Come on, George. Ya have to supervise the oo-oo feather picking. 265 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:14,376 Sorry, George can't. Promise Ursula he stay home. 266 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,715 But no king has ever missed oo-oo feather picking. 267 00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,257 At least not when lions ruled. 268 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,307 Face it. He doesn't care about us anymore. 269 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:29,093 - George. - Old Mrs Ursula. 270 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,848 Come talk. 271 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:39,277 George, do you love your wife and your son? 272 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,034 George love Ursula and Junior very much. 273 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:46,446 And George sorry George late for Junior's birthday party. 274 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,946 l understand perfectly. 275 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,995 You don't have enough time for your subjects or family 276 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:57,080 Which is why you can see how much happier Ursula and Junior would be 277 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,665 if they came back to San Francisco. 278 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,298 Ursula's lonely. 279 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:07,464 She misses her friends and someplace to wear lovely dresses. 280 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:13,432 Junior needs to live in civilisation and go to school with other children. 281 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:16,015 What do you think George should do? 282 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:21,031 George should let them go. 283 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,583 As much as she tried to resist, 284 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:45,421 the once opulent Ursula was tempted by the bangles and baubles. 285 00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:47,672 Feeling dazed and confused, 286 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,845 or more dazed and confused than normal, 287 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,557 George sought professional help. 288 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:19,332 George know Tookie trying, but need talk to brother Ape. 289 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,628 Maybe Tookie fly to get brother Ape? 290 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,176 Then George just talk more. 291 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:39,932 While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas, he... 292 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:43,277 l said Las Vegas! 293 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,731 Ape found himself with problems of his own. 294 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,866 lf you're gonna play the game, boy 295 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:52,527 You got to learn to play it right 296 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,624 You got to know when to hold 'em 297 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,959 Know when to fold... 298 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:04,206 l've had more pleasure listening to alligators sing 299 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:06,590 than you, ya stupid bum! 300 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,261 While Ape was busy strangling his pestering poker partner, 301 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:14,014 Tookie's tuckered mind began to wander. 302 00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,896 Another mimosa, Mr Tookie-Tookie? 303 00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:22,226 Oh, Tookie, you cad. 304 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:25,688 As ourjungle jet-setter flew to visit his primate pal, 305 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:30,443 Ursula confronted Beatrice for befuddling her handsome hubby. 306 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:34,616 Mother. l'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind. 307 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:38,490 Well, there really isn't much to play with, but alright. 308 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,041 Ursula, l know you're unhappy here. 309 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,834 You can't fool your mother. 310 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:47,127 l'll admit there are certain things l miss about home, 311 00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:49,710 but l love George and l am staying here. 312 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:52,296 So deal with it. OK? 313 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,684 - Hello. - Ursula's definitely weakening. 314 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,777 lf l can just get her back to civilisation and to you - 315 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:09,860 That is, if you've got your obsession with her under control? 316 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:14,327 Of course l have it under control. 317 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:17,995 Obsession,... a strong word. 318 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,867 Have you got the deed from Ape yet? 319 00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:25,172 No, but l'll have it tonight. 320 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:29,670 And when l do, bulldozers will roll. 321 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:34,926 Roll! l have a foolproof plan. 322 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:41,432 He did. Because in a demonstration of despicable dishonesty, 323 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,931 Lyle had entered the poker game. 324 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,563 See if you can figure out which one he is. 325 00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:58,949 You foolish fowl. What are you doing here? 326 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:04,287 George is suffering deep psychological damage 327 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:09,172 over whether Ursula's happy and if he's a good husband and king, 328 00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:13,838 and he's in need of my immediate advice and counsel? 329 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:17,969 ln a moment! l'm sitting on a great hand here! 330 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,976 Yes, the gambling bug had bit our normally guarded gorilla. 331 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:30,319 l'll take three. Maybe my luck will change. 332 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,988 But luck wasn't in the cards for our poker-playing primate. 333 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,115 As the game progressed, 334 00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:38,445 there was a strange sense in the room 335 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:42,038 that Ape was about to be cheated out of the deed. 336 00:25:56,390 --> 00:26:01,384 l'd like to stay in, but l have nothing left to bet. l'm broke. 337 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:03,554 Maybe you have something of value? 338 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:09,317 Stocks, bonds, real estate... in Africa? 339 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,111 l'm afraid not. 340 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,363 Don't you own.... 341 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:19,111 Oh, what's it called, Ape Mountain? 342 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:23,950 No, the deed belongs to the legendary George of the Jungle. 343 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:25,750 Perhaps you've heard of him? 344 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:27,912 Vaguely. 345 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:33,881 So, what are you holding, Nostril-damus? 346 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:38,180 There. Just four queens. 347 00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:43,425 Well, l'm holding four Lyles. 348 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,600 But don't you worry your pretty little hairy head about it. 349 00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:55,069 You can work off the debt performing in my club... for the next 1 7 years. 350 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,168 What? 351 00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,629 Hello. 352 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,421 lt turns out the big ape didn't have the deed. 353 00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:23,801 How could Ape not own Ape Mountain? 354 00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:28,022 That's like saying the Rockefellers don't own Rockefeller Center. 355 00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:30,182 - They don't! - Oh. 356 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:34,522 lt turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. 357 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:37,021 But where does he keep it? 358 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,775 Let me ask him. 359 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:43,698 George, where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain? 360 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,449 George hide in butt flap. 361 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:49,458 Enchanting. He keeps it in his underwear. 362 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:55,879 How do we get him and his underwear back here... so l can take it? 363 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,419 Tookie. 364 00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:08,593 Ape can't come talk to George because broke? ln big trouble? 365 00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,598 George must go Vegas to help. 366 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:16,396 Thrilled that George was leaving, Beatrice beamed like a Cheshire cat. 367 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,701 George is coming. 368 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,242 What's he doing with all that luggage? 369 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,122 Hey, he's leaving. 370 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:30,707 lt's comments like that which justify why l eat you. 371 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:34,080 Now l know why they call you Really Mean Lion. 372 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:35,916 Oh, yeah. 373 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:39,542 Last time he left, the jungle nearly fell apart. 374 00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:48,592 lt's so obvious, George only wants to be with his own kind now. 375 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:52,519 But don't worry, l'll take care of you. 376 00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:56,893 Unaware of the threat home and abroad, 377 00:28:56,987 --> 00:29:01,151 George and his extended jungle family took off on their first trip. 378 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:02,700 Look. Look. 379 00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:06,575 Las Vegas! 380 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,989 Anxious to speak to his brethren, Ape, 381 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,534 but not wanting to stand out like a simian from the sticks, 382 00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:14,454 George made a stop. 383 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:17,464 New George look pretty good in Armani, too. 384 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:27,799 Farklempt at finally finding each other again, 385 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:32,519 George and his brother, Ape, had a big emotional reunion. 386 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,639 - Hi. - Hello. 387 00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,521 Oh, come on, you can do better than that. 388 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:47,905 Oh, George! Please! 389 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,072 Let it off. 390 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:53,036 George so happy to see brother, Ape. 391 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,202 Me, too. What are you doing here? 392 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:58,629 George here to help. Tookie say Ape in trouble. 393 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,874 Broke. Busted. No Benjamins. 394 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,589 Broke? lt's all a big misunderstanding. 395 00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:08,673 l'm perfectly fine. That's... why l'm giving away all my furniture. 396 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:14,770 George happy Ape perfectly fine. Only wish George perfectly fine. 397 00:30:14,857 --> 00:30:15,971 What's the matter? 398 00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:21,653 Ursula and animals think George spend too much time with other. 399 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:25,273 George so upset, think about taking off neck crown. 400 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:29,068 Look, l understand your concern. And if l return... 401 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:33,456 When l return, l'll coordinate your schedule to everyone's satisfaction. 402 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:37,705 - lt's just a question of balance. - George good at balance. 403 00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:41,542 George worried about Ursula. 404 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:46,176 She's lonely and she worried she not cook or clean as well as Ape. 405 00:30:46,263 --> 00:30:48,754 Well, she might have a point there. 406 00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:53,558 George worried she miss civilisation more than she miss George. 407 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:57,391 Don't be ridiculous! Ursula adores you. 408 00:30:57,482 --> 00:31:00,567 She's probably just suffering from the five-year itch. 409 00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:03,606 - What George do? - What any husband would do. 410 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:07,066 Get her a nice present to help scratch it. 411 00:31:08,869 --> 00:31:10,945 A... backscratcher. 412 00:31:11,872 --> 00:31:13,948 To help with itch. 413 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:17,825 As the jungle king demonstrated the many uses of his gift, 414 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,624 his arch animal enemy was back in the jungle 415 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:23,501 trying to take over his throne. 416 00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:26,261 George of the Jungle has deserted you. 417 00:31:26,345 --> 00:31:28,421 lf you elect me your king, 418 00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:34,634 l promise to make every Tuesday ''Meatless Tuesday.'' 419 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:39,888 - But if you don't make me king... - Oh, l'm scared! 420 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:45,144 ..you have no idea what a mean lion l can really be. 421 00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:48,109 As the Mean Lion schemed against him, 422 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,525 his perfidious plotters in Las Vegas 423 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:54,533 put the finishing touches on their perspicacious plan. 424 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,992 Better turn off the alarm. 425 00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,464 The old witch says he keeps the deed in his underwear. 426 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:08,464 - That's disgusting. - At least it'll be easy to find. 427 00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:19,637 These look familiar. 428 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:24,685 Obviously he was planning to stay for a while. 429 00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:31,148 You would think at some point, Ursula would recommend a zebra pattern. 430 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:36,154 Unaware of the deadly denizens determined to destroy him... 431 00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:38,287 Well, that's a change of pace. 432 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:43,582 ..our accidental tourist took his family backstage at Circus Circus. 433 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:48,881 As George gleefully greeted his performing pals,... 434 00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:53,587 ..Ursula wondered if she'd ever come first. 435 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:03,310 George, this is Rocky. He's very honoured to meet you. 436 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,060 Why do they call him Rocky? 437 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:08,607 Because when he gets nervous, he does that. 438 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:13,572 George... honoured... to... meet... Rocky... too. 439 00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:21,116 He says he was born in a cage, but he wants to return home with you 440 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:24,413 and learn to become a real jungle kangaroo. 441 00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,332 Cage is not good for animals. 442 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:29,880 George, kangaroos live in Australia, 443 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:32,638 we can't bring Rocky back to the Bukuvu. 444 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:35,965 Tell him we're really sorry. 445 00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:43,221 Don't worry, George, he won't bother you again. 446 00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:48,940 While our simple simian was being stalked by a star-struck kangaroo, 447 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:52,979 Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts. 448 00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:56,360 What now? lt'll take us years to go through the rest of these. 449 00:33:56,453 --> 00:33:57,995 And it would have, too, 450 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,291 had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labelled them. 451 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,452 Oo-oo feathers. 452 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:09,832 Hyena burger. 453 00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:15,795 Wait a second. Deed. 454 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:20,635 Lyle immediately dispatched a dastardly disciple to the jungle, 455 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,218 who enjoyed evicting the animals. 456 00:34:29,528 --> 00:34:34,949 ln every other story the king of the jungle is a lion not a human. 457 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,524 And so, as is my birthright, 458 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:42,162 l now declare myself king of the jungle! 459 00:34:42,249 --> 00:34:45,582 - This is really bad! - Tuesdays are still meatless, right? 460 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,792 You can't be king without the amulet. 461 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,964 Then l'll just have to get it back, won't l? 462 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:53,172 We need George. Where's George? 463 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,668 George's friends were worried. 464 00:34:56,263 --> 00:35:00,426 While Lyle celebrated getting the deed in a typically mature fashion. 465 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:02,175 l have the deed 466 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:03,218 l have the deed 467 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,435 This is the deed l have 468 00:35:05,522 --> 00:35:07,598 l have the deed 469 00:35:07,691 --> 00:35:09,980 Getting the deed is only half the battle. 470 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:13,437 lt means nothing unless you get Ursula to fall in love with you. 471 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:16,899 - Are you prepared for tonight? - l'm prepared. 472 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:18,486 And so was Ape, 473 00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:22,705 because they had all come to see the swinging songster perform. 474 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,363 Eat! 475 00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:41,344 Now, when l count to three, 476 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:46,309 you will awaken and feel refreshed, and remember nothing. 477 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,066 One. Two. Three. 478 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:02,239 lce cream? But l'm lactose intolerant! 479 00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:08,534 Oops. 480 00:36:08,919 --> 00:36:10,294 Sorry. 481 00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:13,629 Remember, l am Armando, 482 00:36:13,715 --> 00:36:18,258 and l can hypnotise anyone to do anything! Good night! 483 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:23,718 The Conrad Jupiter's Hotel and Casino is proud to present 484 00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:30,772 the selected song stylings of the one and only Ape! 485 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:38,854 Here he comes 486 00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:41,618 Walking down the street 487 00:36:41,702 --> 00:36:47,787 He gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets 488 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:51,416 Hey, hey, l'm a monkey 489 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:54,290 And people say l monkey around 490 00:36:54,381 --> 00:37:00,254 Well, l'm too busy singing to put anybody down 491 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,587 l'm just trying to be friendly 492 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,968 Come and watch me sing and play 493 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,633 l'm the young generation 494 00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:12,264 And l've got something to say 495 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,646 Hey, hey l'm the monkey 496 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:18,068 Hey, hey, l'm a monkey 497 00:37:18,155 --> 00:37:20,728 Hey, hey, l'm a monkey 498 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:23,861 Hey, hey l'm the monkey 499 00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:26,906 Yeah! Hey! Yeah! 500 00:37:26,997 --> 00:37:30,247 Hey, hey, l'm a monkey 501 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:34,794 Yeah! Thank you. Thank you. 502 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,664 - Thank you. Girls. - You were wonderful 503 00:37:40,802 --> 00:37:46,093 Ape will be back in a few minutes with his tribute to Tony Orlando. 504 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:52,219 lt's from the gentleman over there. 505 00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:53,974 Lyle. 506 00:37:57,444 --> 00:38:00,065 Beatrice, you're looking lovely. 507 00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:03,026 Ursula, what a small world. 508 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:05,786 You remember my son-in-law, George. 509 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:07,778 l do. George. 510 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:11,951 Clearly the best man won. But no hard feelings. Shake. 511 00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:18,380 What are you doing here? 512 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:22,083 Last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, 513 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,799 Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you. 514 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:28,886 That actually wasn't me, kitten, that was the altitude sickness. 515 00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:32,676 lt just so happens, l have my doctor here, Dr Kerner. 516 00:38:32,771 --> 00:38:35,725 ln my opinion Lyle was not responsible for his actions 517 00:38:35,816 --> 00:38:38,770 due to the lack of oxygen in the Bukuvu Mountains. 518 00:38:38,861 --> 00:38:41,530 You knew l was gonna be here? 519 00:38:41,613 --> 00:38:44,104 You're fired. 520 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:48,695 l didn't know that you were gonna be here. 521 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,952 l ran into the Lords of Oompah 522 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,287 practising your favourite song, l Wanna Know What Love ls. 523 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:59,165 What's that? 524 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:13,260 Wait a minute. That not Ursula's favourite song. 525 00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,645 This Ursula's favourite song. 526 00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:17,308 One banana, two banana. 527 00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:28,865 No! 528 00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:31,787 - We're dead meat. - l thought l was making progress. 529 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,742 That ape has a better chance with her than you do. 530 00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:36,458 He does? What have you heard? 531 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:39,461 lt's time we brought in some reinforcements. 532 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:52,389 - Here's your towels, Angels. - Thanks, Charlie. 533 00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:56,265 - Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast. - Mmm. 534 00:39:56,355 --> 00:39:59,771 l'll give you it if Courtney gives up the Funky Monkey. 535 00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:02,610 Haven't you seen enough funky monkeys? 536 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:08,190 - l've missed you guys. - And we've missed you. 537 00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:13,444 Speaking of things you've missed, Lyle's looking amazing. 538 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:16,326 You're right. He's such a catch. 539 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:20,248 He's charming, rich, sensitive. 540 00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:24,549 And is equally at home with small animals and children. 541 00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:26,507 Are you reading that? 542 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:34,346 l can't believe my mother flew you here just to tell me about Lyle. 543 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:38,479 Your mother didn't send us here. We're worried about you. 544 00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:41,600 Yeah, l mean, a fling any of us could understand. 545 00:40:41,692 --> 00:40:44,230 And would gladly have traded places with you. 546 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:47,190 Yeah. 547 00:40:47,281 --> 00:40:52,904 - We're concerned you'll change. - Come on. l haven't changed a bit. 548 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:33,025 l can't believe l just did that. l guess l have changed. 549 00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:40,750 You belong here. Your whole identity will get swallowed up by George, 550 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:43,539 and the Ursula we know and love will disappear. 551 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:48,670 You deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla. 552 00:41:48,759 --> 00:41:50,502 But l love George. 553 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:54,426 Doesn't mean he's right for you. You and Lyle have more in common. 554 00:41:54,515 --> 00:41:58,346 She's right. You should be with someone who's refined, polished, 555 00:41:58,435 --> 00:42:00,926 someone who cares about your feelings. 556 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:04,355 George doesn't know how to make you happy. 557 00:42:06,151 --> 00:42:11,358 Look, what's this great present he gets you? A backscratcher. 558 00:42:14,576 --> 00:42:18,408 And where did he take you on your first day back in civilisation? 559 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:21,118 Backstage at Circus Circus. 560 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,962 Can you believe his lack of feeling? 561 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,750 You've been isolated from all your friends, 562 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:34,376 hungry for human companionship, and he brings you to an animal show. 563 00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:36,547 How selfish. 564 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,768 This man doesn't love you, darling, he hardly knows you. 565 00:42:40,853 --> 00:42:44,056 lt'll be so wonderful when you're finally home. 566 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,685 The opera opens next month. 567 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:50,607 And we can go to the Canyon Ranch to have some kind of total makeover. 568 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:55,903 And there's that wonderful charity cruise for some kind of poor people. 569 00:42:55,993 --> 00:42:58,069 Oh, yeah. 570 00:43:00,956 --> 00:43:03,743 - Wait a second. - What? 571 00:43:05,627 --> 00:43:10,918 l... am the luckiest woman in the whole world. 572 00:43:11,884 --> 00:43:14,754 So he isn't the greatest retail shopper. 573 00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:17,881 l have a man l love and a child l adore, 574 00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:21,757 and he gives me what all of you pray for. 575 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,892 l want my George. 576 00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:43,573 What do we do now? 577 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:45,908 l don't know. 578 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,037 Oh, look to your left. 579 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:54,297 l think l have an idea. 580 00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:57,302 Yes, in a brilliantly desperate attempt 581 00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:59,629 to bring Ursula and Lyle together, 582 00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:03,092 Our masterminding major-domo mother-in-law 583 00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:09,306 has hired Armando to hypnotise Ursula into forgetting George. 584 00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:14,020 When you awaken, the name George of the Jungle 585 00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:17,149 will forever be stricken from your memory. 586 00:44:17,241 --> 00:44:19,566 Hey. Sorry l'm late. 587 00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:23,492 There was a fat lady in a wheelchair hogging the handicap spot. 588 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,869 His face will be blank. 589 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:28,662 You will not recognise him. 590 00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:31,836 He will mean absolutely nothing to you. 591 00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:40,048 Oh, yes. Ursula, your husband is Lyle Van de Groot. 592 00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:43,140 One. Two. Three. 593 00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,229 Pumpkin! 594 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:51,231 lt took two movies and a crooked hypnotist, 595 00:44:51,316 --> 00:44:55,812 but the lecherous Lyle Van de Groot had finally gotten his wish. 596 00:44:55,904 --> 00:45:01,325 Ursula was, in a manner of speaking, his wife. 597 00:45:03,495 --> 00:45:05,155 Hello? 598 00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:07,283 Hello? 599 00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:09,034 Hello? 600 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:12,962 Turn the phone around, you idiot! 601 00:45:16,258 --> 00:45:19,129 This George, George looking for Ursula. 602 00:45:19,219 --> 00:45:21,011 Oh, she's here with Junior. 603 00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:24,180 She doesn't love you anymore. She's left you for Lyle. 604 00:45:24,266 --> 00:45:26,342 Ursula leave George? 605 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:29,848 Yes. She's with Lyle now. 606 00:45:30,647 --> 00:45:34,775 George want to tell her that George stop being king if she take him back. 607 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:40,199 Too late. You should have thought of that when you had no time for her. 608 00:45:40,282 --> 00:45:44,030 The people she misses are here. She lives here now. 609 00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:45,744 Face it, George, 610 00:45:45,829 --> 00:45:49,874 your experiment with having a family has been a failure. 611 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,710 You're not fit to be a husband or a father. 612 00:45:52,794 --> 00:45:56,210 Go back to the animals where you belong. 613 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:29,780 Junior. 614 00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:09,403 Goodbye, Ursula. 615 00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:12,657 Junior. 616 00:47:41,236 --> 00:47:44,154 Come on, dear, we don't wanna miss our flight. 617 00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,315 Everything's so foggy. 618 00:47:46,408 --> 00:47:48,650 - Lyle's my husband? - Yes, darling. 619 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:51,069 You've been under a lot of stress lately. 620 00:47:51,163 --> 00:47:54,662 - Hold your father's hand. - You're not my father! 621 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:59,212 Not polite kick Daddy! 622 00:47:59,296 --> 00:48:04,670 Having heedlessly hewn our hero's heavy heart into hittle hieces... 623 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,219 l mean, little pieces, 624 00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:10,467 the vengeful Van de Groot tried to impress his pilfered princess Ursula 625 00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:13,926 with a dazzling display of animal magnetism. 626 00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:15,644 Come here. 627 00:48:15,729 --> 00:48:18,765 See, honey, horses are my friends. 628 00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:22,937 Kind of. Maybe ''friend'' is too strong. 629 00:48:23,028 --> 00:48:25,317 Are you sure Lyle's my husband? 630 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,116 See, honey, horses love me. Come here. 631 00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:39,662 Horses... love... me! 632 00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,829 Horses love me! 633 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,128 You guys ready to go for a ride? 634 00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:47,969 How'd you ever let me marry that guy? 635 00:48:48,053 --> 00:48:52,514 While they tried to figure out why Ursula was married to an idiot, 636 00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:56,763 Lyle's bulldozers were arriving to clear the animals out of the Bukuvu. 637 00:49:11,326 --> 00:49:15,822 Locked up by the Mean Lion to keep him from contacting his former king, 638 00:49:15,914 --> 00:49:19,829 the tactile Tookie-Tookie had been plotting his escape. 639 00:49:48,405 --> 00:49:54,693 George can't live without Ursula, so George going to get her back. 640 00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:58,407 Tookie! 641 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:02,667 Mean Lion crown himself king? Animals kicked off land? 642 00:50:02,753 --> 00:50:05,837 Need George to save animals?! Have two days?! Ape! 643 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:07,333 We have to go right away. 644 00:50:07,424 --> 00:50:11,208 l should've told you earlier, but l have some gambling debts 645 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:13,711 that l have to work off for a little while. 646 00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:16,723 - How little? - 1 7 years. 647 00:50:16,808 --> 00:50:19,644 George think maybe that might be too late. 648 00:50:19,728 --> 00:50:23,227 When we get home, Ape can take out loan from Bukuvu Credit Union. 649 00:50:23,315 --> 00:50:26,232 George, these aren't nice people. 650 00:50:26,318 --> 00:50:28,358 George won't go without Ape. 651 00:50:30,364 --> 00:50:32,902 Future of jungle and George depends on it. 652 00:50:42,209 --> 00:50:44,415 - Alright, George. - Yeah! 653 00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,035 Yes. Yes. 654 00:50:48,173 --> 00:50:52,467 Must get wife and son, who don't want me, and amulet to lead troops. 655 00:50:52,553 --> 00:50:57,464 Then the question is, how to get the two of us up to San Francisco? 656 00:50:59,142 --> 00:51:00,850 Better make that three of us. 657 00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:12,819 Come on! Come on! Jungle boogie. Go, go, go! 658 00:51:15,951 --> 00:51:17,529 Going somewhere? 659 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:20,110 Who are you, Xena, Princess of Vegas? 660 00:51:20,205 --> 00:51:23,989 We'll see how funny you are in a cage at the Van de Groot Zoo. 661 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:28,663 ln case you've forgotten, you still owe us 1 7 years of employment. 662 00:51:28,755 --> 00:51:30,831 - Get moving. - Run! 663 00:51:33,218 --> 00:51:34,677 Rocky, get hopping. 664 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:39,136 Come on. Let's get 'em. 665 00:51:52,738 --> 00:51:55,026 - Excuse me. - George sorry. 666 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:07,412 Thank you. Excuse me. 667 00:52:07,503 --> 00:52:11,203 - Outta the way! - Move! 668 00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:18,804 Nice. 669 00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:21,222 Look out! 670 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:29,390 Quick, George! 671 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,689 Outta the way. Let's go. 672 00:52:34,363 --> 00:52:36,439 Watch out, George! 673 00:52:38,075 --> 00:52:40,151 Yeah, that way. 674 00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:43,571 l'll get backup! 675 00:52:48,043 --> 00:52:50,000 Quick! 676 00:53:00,681 --> 00:53:02,091 Watch out for that... ! 677 00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:16,479 Hey, you! Stop! 678 00:53:16,572 --> 00:53:20,106 Call the police! And Animal Control! 679 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:33,713 - What now, Ape? - Oh, dear. 680 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:45,926 Back away from the edge of the building. 681 00:53:49,104 --> 00:53:51,595 - Come on, guys. Up here. - There they are. 682 00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:53,730 Don't move. 683 00:53:57,029 --> 00:53:58,357 You're surrounded. 684 00:53:58,447 --> 00:54:01,068 You have no choice but to surrender. 685 00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:03,696 We'll send a man down to cut off any escape. 686 00:54:03,785 --> 00:54:07,237 l'm sorry, old chum, we did everything we could. 687 00:54:15,797 --> 00:54:19,842 George have idea. Just do like George! 688 00:54:24,848 --> 00:54:27,802 Ape! Jump! Come on! Go! 689 00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:31,309 George, l've been away from the jungle a very long time! 690 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:33,472 George catch you! 691 00:54:35,567 --> 00:54:37,359 Don't make any sudden moves! 692 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:40,196 Don't you think that's beneath us? 693 00:54:44,409 --> 00:54:45,868 Ape! 694 00:54:49,748 --> 00:54:51,705 Good kick, Rocky! 695 00:54:54,878 --> 00:54:57,037 - Don't do it! - Here goes! 696 00:55:01,969 --> 00:55:04,839 - What are they doing? - Whoo! 697 00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:06,887 Do not swing on the ladder! 698 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:10,010 We're going to find a safe place to land. 699 00:55:10,561 --> 00:55:14,143 Do not swing. You're destabilising the helicopter. 700 00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:15,725 We gotta land. 701 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:29,244 Oh, this is lovely. 702 00:55:33,959 --> 00:55:36,628 This best swing George ever had! 703 00:55:36,712 --> 00:55:40,792 Because George and his jungle buddy are swinging together? 704 00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:44,501 No, because not possible for George to hit.... 705 00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:48,592 Yes fans, we've also included the Empire State Building. 706 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:51,255 At least the Las Vegas version. 707 00:55:51,351 --> 00:55:52,976 Watch out for that... ! 708 00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:59,271 You didn't think we were gonna pass up this parody. 709 00:55:59,818 --> 00:56:05,109 George! Come on! You can do it! Come on! 710 00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:07,238 Reach! 711 00:56:07,326 --> 00:56:09,484 Now! Again! Swing over! 712 00:56:09,578 --> 00:56:13,706 Thanks forjoining us. ln a bizarre case of life imitating art, 713 00:56:13,790 --> 00:56:15,700 tonight's drama over Las Vegas 714 00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:19,244 has reached the very heights of the Empire State Building. 715 00:56:19,338 --> 00:56:20,962 Our correspondent... 716 00:56:25,135 --> 00:56:28,469 Something about that ape feels really familiar. 717 00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:30,347 lt's King Kong. 718 00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:32,888 l thought King Kong was in black and white. 719 00:56:32,976 --> 00:56:36,595 Would you believe Hollywood? They colourised it. 720 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:46,319 Reach! Reach! Grab me! Come on! 721 00:56:46,406 --> 00:56:48,233 Got you! Pull! 722 00:56:48,325 --> 00:56:51,860 Units are arriving on the scene to get you down. 723 00:56:52,538 --> 00:56:55,574 - So got any other ideas? - Follow George. 724 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,580 Brilliant. 725 00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:03,461 Meanwhile, that dastardly duo of damsels, Sally and Kowalski, 726 00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:06,503 were searching every nook and cranny. 727 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:09,167 That's cranny, not granny! 728 00:57:11,974 --> 00:57:13,847 As halfway around the world, 729 00:57:13,934 --> 00:57:17,884 an advancing army prepared to invade the Bukuvu. 730 00:57:19,064 --> 00:57:23,014 And in San Francisco, Ursula pondered her present predicament. 731 00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:27,520 l always had the fantasy that when l kissed the man l love, 732 00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:29,607 l'd hear church bells ringing. 733 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:32,025 Church bells ringing? 734 00:57:32,119 --> 00:57:34,195 And fireworks. 735 00:57:34,913 --> 00:57:36,621 Fireworks. 736 00:57:36,707 --> 00:57:38,995 Loud, spectacular, 737 00:57:39,084 --> 00:57:43,413 take-your-breath-away, Fourth of July fireworks. 738 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,707 With Lyle, there's just... 739 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:51,797 ..Lyle. 740 00:57:52,514 --> 00:57:54,590 Yeah. 741 00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:58,884 So much for fantasy. 742 00:58:00,606 --> 00:58:04,140 l can't help feeling that something's missing. 743 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:08,314 That somewhere out there, something's waiting for me. 744 00:58:11,950 --> 00:58:14,655 Sorry to surprise Ursula. 745 00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:18,036 George can't live without Ursula. 746 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:22,034 George madly in love. 747 00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:32,086 Look,... l don't know who you are, but l'm married,... unfortunately. 748 00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:33,839 Right. 749 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,424 George Ursula's husband. 750 00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:45,359 Ursula more confused than George. 751 00:58:45,442 --> 00:58:49,025 But no time to talk. Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back. 752 00:58:49,112 --> 00:58:52,149 George put Ursula first then jungle. 753 00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:59,823 Listen. l've never heard of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband. 754 00:58:59,915 --> 00:59:03,165 Though l have to admit, you are quite attractive. 755 00:59:04,586 --> 00:59:08,454 And have the sinewy arms of a god! 756 00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:14,629 But l'm old-fashioned and take my marriage vows very seriously. 757 00:59:14,721 --> 00:59:16,679 Then can l have him? 758 00:59:16,765 --> 00:59:21,308 Sorry, George love Ursula more than anything in the world. 759 00:59:21,395 --> 00:59:23,518 Ursula mean everything to George. 760 00:59:25,816 --> 00:59:30,110 - Do you have any brothers at home? - l have brother Ape. 761 00:59:30,195 --> 00:59:33,232 Oooh,... an ape. 762 00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:38,908 Can you give him my phone number? 763 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:41,913 Having deposited his dipsy darling with Ape, 764 00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:46,874 George nervously swung in to see if his son still remembered him. 765 00:59:47,296 --> 00:59:49,205 Junior? 766 00:59:49,298 --> 00:59:51,089 Daddy! 767 00:59:52,885 --> 00:59:55,008 l missed you so much. 768 00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:58,263 George realise something. 769 00:59:58,348 --> 01:00:03,473 lf Junior want to surf and not swing it's OK with George, 770 01:00:03,562 --> 01:00:09,434 because George love Junior so much, nothing else matters. 771 01:00:10,402 --> 01:00:12,478 Come here. 772 01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,481 l love you too, Dad. 773 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:18,986 But l think you better talk to Mom, because she's been acting strange. 774 01:00:19,077 --> 01:00:21,153 Yeah. 775 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:24,615 Come on! 776 01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:27,243 l'll take the stairs. 777 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,372 OK. 778 01:00:31,215 --> 01:00:35,164 So with his devoted son and dormant wife, 779 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,965 George headed back to his homeland. 780 01:00:38,263 --> 01:00:42,842 After a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during the first picture, 781 01:00:42,935 --> 01:00:46,220 this time he made sure to get a bigger crate. 782 01:00:46,605 --> 01:00:49,096 - Dad, l'm afraid. - Hmm. 783 01:00:49,191 --> 01:00:51,349 What are we gonna do about Mom? 784 01:00:54,947 --> 01:00:56,607 George not know. 785 01:00:56,698 --> 01:01:00,613 But Ursula not recognise George even before George level her. 786 01:01:01,537 --> 01:01:03,613 What Ape think? 787 01:01:03,705 --> 01:01:06,161 Either we should check the crate for pods, 788 01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:11,291 or she's in some sort of hypnotic trance. She doesn't know who you are. 789 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:28,889 Upon arrival, George whistled for Shep to take them home. 790 01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:34,984 Hey, boy! Over here, boy! 791 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:38,154 Come on! Come on, Shep! Come on, Shep! 792 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,573 Come on, boy! Come On! That's a good boy. 793 01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:44,068 Shep! 794 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:49,123 See if you can spot our discreet product placement. 795 01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:51,783 That's my Shep. 796 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,584 The elephant's wearing New Balance. 797 01:02:00,846 --> 01:02:02,174 Go, Shep! Go! 798 01:02:02,264 --> 01:02:04,303 Go, boy! That's it! 799 01:02:05,642 --> 01:02:09,770 l tell you, George, it's good to be home. 800 01:02:09,855 --> 01:02:13,224 Maybe Tookie wrong and Mean Lion not king. 801 01:02:13,317 --> 01:02:15,226 Jungle not look different. 802 01:02:15,319 --> 01:02:19,233 - Not different? Look at the signs, George! The signs! 803 01:02:19,323 --> 01:02:21,481 But George missed the signs. 804 01:02:21,575 --> 01:02:24,825 Signs even an illiterate warthog would've noticed. 805 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:27,485 Because there was a big problem. 806 01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:32,706 Lyle's maniacal machinery was moving ever closer to Ape Mountain. 807 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:35,748 Meanwhile, the cowardly constituents scampered, 808 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:41,712 as our fearless hero ran after them beseeching them to stand and fight. 809 01:02:43,263 --> 01:02:46,881 Don't run! lf we work together, we can win. 810 01:02:46,975 --> 01:02:49,015 George still king. 811 01:02:49,102 --> 01:02:51,095 l'm the king! 812 01:02:53,565 --> 01:02:55,605 You know you're not the king. 813 01:02:55,692 --> 01:02:59,275 You've had a narcissistic personality since you were a cub. 814 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:03,491 And there's no reason that the rest of us should have to suffer for it. 815 01:03:06,161 --> 01:03:08,118 lf you really care about Bukuvu, 816 01:03:08,205 --> 01:03:10,992 then better idea we have a bone-crushing fight 817 01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:14,499 for kingdom afterwards. 818 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:19,045 When we still have kingdom. What Mean Lion think? 819 01:03:19,132 --> 01:03:20,543 Eat fur, Jungle boy! 820 01:03:25,389 --> 01:03:27,465 Yes! Get him! 821 01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:32,303 And they would've had their big, bone-crushing fight for the kingdom 822 01:03:32,396 --> 01:03:35,765 had it not been for the trick Ape taught him as kids. 823 01:03:35,858 --> 01:03:37,980 The ear, George! 824 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:43,029 Cool! 825 01:03:43,115 --> 01:03:44,490 There. See. 826 01:03:47,578 --> 01:03:50,069 George wish life always this easy. 827 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,373 Yeah, Dad! 828 01:03:52,457 --> 01:03:56,835 - Well done, George. - Alright, who's with George? 829 01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:00,704 Why should we follow you? You care more about your family than us. 830 01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:03,670 Sure George care about family. 831 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,924 Even half of family sleeping through best part of movie. 832 01:04:09,308 --> 01:04:12,593 But you've always been George's brothers and sisters. 833 01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:14,477 Don't you remember? 834 01:04:14,563 --> 01:04:17,232 We took first steps together. 835 01:04:17,316 --> 01:04:19,189 And you taught me how to swim. 836 01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:24,566 And you were with me first time we read Playape Magazine. 837 01:04:25,365 --> 01:04:29,363 So George beg you, not as king, but as brother, 838 01:04:29,453 --> 01:04:32,240 to join him and save homeland. 839 01:04:41,173 --> 01:04:43,249 George... 840 01:04:44,384 --> 01:04:45,166 OK? 841 01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:48,878 OK, George try something completely different. 842 01:04:50,307 --> 01:04:54,636 We few. We happy few. 843 01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:57,219 We band of brothers. 844 01:04:58,524 --> 01:05:02,473 For he today that sheds his fur with George, 845 01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:04,609 shall be George's brother. 846 01:05:04,696 --> 01:05:09,857 And other animals shall think themselves cursed they were not here. 847 01:05:11,411 --> 01:05:15,575 And when we get old, ye will remember with great pride 848 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:18,453 what feats ye did today. 849 01:05:19,545 --> 01:05:22,830 Land all we have. George king. 850 01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:28,379 And king ask animals to join him and save homeland! 851 01:05:41,441 --> 01:05:43,564 Then, George fight alone. 852 01:05:44,486 --> 01:05:47,238 Feeling more alone than Siegfried without Roy, 853 01:05:47,322 --> 01:05:50,857 our dauntless, daring, defiant jungle gunslinger 854 01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:53,572 went out to save the Bukuvu. 855 01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:09,340 But soon his friends joined him. 856 01:06:09,428 --> 01:06:13,011 Like The Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't been magnificent, 857 01:06:13,098 --> 01:06:17,641 and had consisted of a dim king, an elephant who thought he was a dog, 858 01:06:17,728 --> 01:06:20,812 an ape, a bird, a little monkey and a kangaroo. 859 01:06:20,898 --> 01:06:24,978 They marched, flew and hopped out to meet the enemy. 860 01:06:26,612 --> 01:06:31,737 And, just between you and me,... it didn't look good. 861 01:06:31,825 --> 01:06:33,901 Guess just us. 862 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:40,490 But luckily for George, 863 01:06:40,584 --> 01:06:45,460 after a delayed reaction to his insouciant iambic pentameter, 864 01:06:45,547 --> 01:06:47,836 the jungle's vacillating varmints 865 01:06:47,925 --> 01:06:50,546 joined the fight with their potent potentate. 866 01:06:50,636 --> 01:06:52,712 For those without a thesaurus... 867 01:06:52,804 --> 01:06:55,130 After a delayed reaction to his speech, 868 01:06:55,224 --> 01:06:58,343 the other animals joined the brouhaha with their king. 869 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,327 lmagining the cold steel of the deleterious 'dozers 870 01:07:18,413 --> 01:07:21,414 separating his upper half from his lower, 871 01:07:21,500 --> 01:07:25,284 he ordered his troops back in a slow and orderly retreat. 872 01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:27,455 Let's go! 873 01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:48,517 George realised the only way to win was to fight fire with... coconuts?! 874 01:07:51,113 --> 01:07:54,529 So he called in the heavy artillery. 875 01:08:24,855 --> 01:08:26,515 Yes! 876 01:08:34,990 --> 01:08:36,021 Nice shooting! 877 01:08:48,754 --> 01:08:52,253 Oh, no! Not elephant zug-zug! 878 01:08:56,595 --> 01:08:57,923 Good shot! 879 01:09:10,192 --> 01:09:11,852 Yeah! 880 01:09:38,971 --> 01:09:43,015 With Shep down, George felt the need to rally his troops. 881 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,808 Don't worry! 882 01:09:44,893 --> 01:09:47,598 George not know meaning of word defeat! 883 01:09:48,522 --> 01:09:53,184 Not know meaning of most words, but especially defeat! 884 01:09:53,277 --> 01:09:59,991 And George will stand here just as long as George's name is... Herb. 885 01:10:00,492 --> 01:10:02,485 But Herb, l mean George, 886 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:05,199 quickly realised that a deadly 'dozer 887 01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:09,666 was heading to destroy the tree house and his still dozing wife. 888 01:10:33,734 --> 01:10:37,814 George not hit women, so appreciate it if women not hit George. 889 01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:08,882 George realise that to save tree house, 890 01:11:08,977 --> 01:11:13,770 Bukuvu and entire jungle lifestyle, George now have to hit woman. 891 01:11:13,857 --> 01:11:18,353 But, in name of sportsmanship, George give woman fighting chance. 892 01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:23,238 Note to George, rethink sportsmanship. 893 01:11:47,349 --> 01:11:50,303 Having finally defeated the pugnacious pair, 894 01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:54,012 lndiana George found himself with an even bigger bugaboo, 895 01:11:54,106 --> 01:11:57,356 how to turn off the bulldozer? 896 01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:06,484 What this do? 897 01:12:15,752 --> 01:12:17,662 Didn't stop. 898 01:12:17,754 --> 01:12:19,083 Tree house. Not good. 899 01:12:24,511 --> 01:12:25,922 Move, animals! 900 01:12:32,436 --> 01:12:34,393 Junior?! 901 01:12:40,485 --> 01:12:42,193 George son swung! 902 01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:45,399 We did it, Dad. We saved the jungle. 903 01:12:51,288 --> 01:12:52,948 Yeah! 904 01:13:00,339 --> 01:13:02,627 Can we join your little celebration? 905 01:13:02,716 --> 01:13:06,132 Yes, it was Ursula's meddling, mendacious, mock mate, 906 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:09,885 who, along with Beatrice, had tracked her back to the Bukuvu. 907 01:13:09,973 --> 01:13:11,765 Mom? 908 01:13:11,850 --> 01:13:13,973 Lyle? 909 01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:16,137 Ursula. 910 01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:19,100 We've come to take my daughter and grandson home. 911 01:13:20,984 --> 01:13:23,226 You're not my father! 912 01:13:26,573 --> 01:13:29,740 l was expecting that, that's why l wore shin guards. 913 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,574 lngrowing toenail! 914 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:39,537 Now, George, you may think you've won the war, 915 01:13:39,628 --> 01:13:41,621 but there'll be more bulldozers. 916 01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:46,091 You give me back Ursula and Junior and l'll give you back the deed. 917 01:13:46,176 --> 01:13:48,714 George love Ursula and Junior. 918 01:13:50,389 --> 01:13:54,007 George, l'm sorry, it's no use. 919 01:13:54,101 --> 01:13:58,514 Lyle's my husband, Junior and l should be with him. 920 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:05,436 - l'm sorry. - That's right. 921 01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:07,735 Take it easy, Jungle Head. 922 01:14:09,616 --> 01:14:11,905 - Come along. Let's go. - No! 923 01:14:12,911 --> 01:14:16,446 Don't let Lyle take me, Dad. l wanna stay with you. 924 01:14:20,294 --> 01:14:22,370 Alright. OK! 925 01:14:22,462 --> 01:14:27,041 Tell 'em to back off, or Mighty Joe Old gets it here. 926 01:14:27,134 --> 01:14:29,886 George appreciate what gorillas do for George, 927 01:14:29,970 --> 01:14:33,256 but George not want anyone to die for him. 928 01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:36,801 Sound advice, doofus. 929 01:14:36,894 --> 01:14:40,179 You've used your head for more than just cracking coconuts. 930 01:14:40,272 --> 01:14:43,641 Tell 'em to back off. Way off! 931 01:14:49,198 --> 01:14:51,689 l want you to have this. 932 01:14:52,993 --> 01:14:57,785 Somehow, l think it belongs to you in this world. 933 01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:01,823 Oh, really. Must l be forced to endure this drivel? 934 01:15:01,919 --> 01:15:05,122 Take Ursula and Junior and let's get on with it. 935 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:07,005 No problem. l'll get right on it. 936 01:15:07,090 --> 01:15:08,750 OK. 937 01:15:09,718 --> 01:15:12,423 Thanks for watching my family for me. 938 01:15:14,806 --> 01:15:17,891 What George do? George love animals and jungle, 939 01:15:17,976 --> 01:15:22,056 but more than anything, George love Ursula and Junior. 940 01:15:24,483 --> 01:15:28,148 So what are you waiting for? Get after them! 941 01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:30,146 Go on! 942 01:15:32,324 --> 01:15:33,569 Hey! 943 01:15:34,243 --> 01:15:36,650 Classic moment of Western movie, 944 01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:41,573 where hero holds bad guy up in air, then humiliates with tree wedgie. 945 01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:45,292 George! 946 01:15:46,421 --> 01:15:50,004 George! Un-wedgie me. 947 01:16:28,046 --> 01:16:30,004 That was so nice. 948 01:16:30,090 --> 01:16:32,415 George. 949 01:16:34,553 --> 01:16:35,964 Ursula know George? 950 01:16:36,054 --> 01:16:39,969 Well, of course. You're my husband. 951 01:16:41,894 --> 01:16:43,518 She know George! 952 01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:49,190 As it turned out a kiss from George was stronger than any hypnotic spell. 953 01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:52,147 Hard to resist kiss from George. 954 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:13,918 Would you take your hands off of my wife, please, 955 01:17:14,009 --> 01:17:16,630 whom you have unhypnotised. 956 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,591 l haven't been this disappointed since sixth grade 957 01:17:19,681 --> 01:17:22,469 when my sister stole my Shaun Cassidy lunch box. 958 01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:24,931 George confused. 959 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:29,018 Shaun Cassidy was a popular TV character in the late '70s 960 01:17:29,107 --> 01:17:30,899 along with Parker Stevenson. 961 01:17:30,984 --> 01:17:33,226 l followed both their careers. 962 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,443 Not confused about Shaun Cassidy. 963 01:17:35,531 --> 01:17:38,401 George confused about unhypnotising. 964 01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:41,161 Would you like me to explain? 965 01:17:41,245 --> 01:17:42,525 Sure. 966 01:17:42,621 --> 01:17:44,364 That's what l'm here for. 967 01:17:44,456 --> 01:17:46,912 We've all been wondering about that. 968 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,705 Let's not start in, OK? 969 01:17:49,795 --> 01:17:52,416 l speak for everyone including the audience 970 01:17:52,506 --> 01:17:57,797 when l say this constant stream of annoying alliteration is annoying! 971 01:17:57,886 --> 01:18:00,045 What are you gonna do about that? 972 01:18:07,145 --> 01:18:09,222 Come on! That hurts! 973 01:18:09,314 --> 01:18:10,477 Wait! 974 01:18:13,819 --> 01:18:17,069 Anyone else have any critiques or comments? 975 01:18:18,657 --> 01:18:19,820 Good. 976 01:18:19,908 --> 01:18:24,321 But before we can end our movie with the traditional jungle wedding scene, 977 01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:27,118 George still had one more official duty. 978 01:18:27,207 --> 01:18:28,238 George! 979 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:32,746 Helping Ursula bring her friends out of their hypnotic trance. 980 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,086 George! 981 01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:51,314 But l still don't recognise him! Stan? 982 01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:52,809 Stan? 983 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,318 Stan? ls that you? Stan? 984 01:18:59,573 --> 01:19:02,278 - Hello. - And you're a big hairy ape. 985 01:19:02,367 --> 01:19:03,648 Yes! 986 01:19:07,748 --> 01:19:12,742 So domestic bliss has once again returned to the Bukuvu. 987 01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,709 And with Beatrice's full blessing, 988 01:19:15,797 --> 01:19:20,294 George and Ursula decided to renew their vows. 989 01:19:33,148 --> 01:19:38,771 George want everyone to know, George no longer available all hours. 990 01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:42,112 From nine to five, George belong to animals. 991 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:50,404 From five to nine, George belong to Junior. 992 01:19:53,710 --> 01:19:57,542 But at all times, George belong to Ursula. 993 01:19:58,882 --> 01:20:01,587 And Ursula will wear neck crown. 994 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:09,258 Because without his queen, George could not be king, or anything else. 995 01:20:18,986 --> 01:20:21,062 Jolly good. 996 01:20:21,154 --> 01:20:23,112 So all's well that ends well 997 01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:26,614 for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, 998 01:20:26,702 --> 01:20:30,320 and all around good guy, George of the Jungle. 999 01:20:30,414 --> 01:20:33,747 And now that George has learned to balance his time, 1000 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:37,119 he has vowed never to be late for lunch again. 1001 01:20:37,212 --> 01:20:38,956 Lunchtime! 1002 01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:51,427 Coming through! 1003 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:13,405 Go, Dad! 1004 01:21:25,469 --> 01:21:28,423 Hi, Mom. Watch this! 1005 01:21:33,519 --> 01:21:38,264 That's my boy! Jungle surfing not so hard. 1006 01:21:38,357 --> 01:21:40,314 George, watch out for that... 1007 01:21:49,243 --> 01:21:51,152 George, George, George of the Jungle 1008 01:21:51,245 --> 01:21:53,486 George, George, George of the Jungle 1009 01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:55,787 George, George, George of the Jungle 1010 01:21:55,874 --> 01:21:58,282 George, George, George of the Jungle 1011 01:21:58,377 --> 01:22:00,286 George, George, George of the Jungle 1012 01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:02,585 George, George, George of the Jungle 1013 01:22:02,673 --> 01:22:04,665 George, George, George of the Jungle 1014 01:22:04,758 --> 01:22:06,881 Strong as he can be 1015 01:22:09,513 --> 01:22:10,888 27R, take one. 1016 01:22:14,852 --> 01:22:15,883 OK. 1017 01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,729 27R, take 41 . 1018 01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:22,140 Thanks, sweetie. Here's the one. 1019 01:22:24,528 --> 01:22:27,149 27R, take 222! 1020 01:22:28,991 --> 01:22:30,189 Cut! 1021 01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:31,944 Watch out for that tree 1022 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,491 George, George, George of the Jungle 1023 01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:36,619 Lives a life that's free 1024 01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,035 Watch out for that tree 1025 01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:45,755 Look out! 1026 01:22:45,841 --> 01:22:48,213 Are you OK, Shep? 1027 01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:49,381 When he gets in a scrape 1028 01:22:49,469 --> 01:22:53,633 He makes his escape with help from his friend an ape named Ape 1029 01:22:53,724 --> 01:22:55,882 And his elephant Shep can fetch a log 1030 01:22:55,976 --> 01:22:58,645 He's man's best friend is George's dog 1031 01:23:02,858 --> 01:23:05,396 What the...?! 1032 01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:08,321 He's George, George, George of the Jungle 1033 01:23:08,405 --> 01:23:10,232 Strong as he can be 1034 01:23:21,668 --> 01:23:23,994 Watch out for that tree 1035 01:23:24,087 --> 01:23:25,961 George, George, George of the Jungle 1036 01:23:26,048 --> 01:23:28,040 Friend to you and me 1037 01:23:30,511 --> 01:23:32,088 Oh, dear. Sorry. 1038 01:23:34,431 --> 01:23:36,673 Watch out for that tree 1039 01:23:36,767 --> 01:23:38,676 Hear him holler, swing and sing 1040 01:23:38,769 --> 01:23:41,604 All the animals come to the jungle king 1041 01:23:41,688 --> 01:23:44,144 So grab a vine and swing in time 1042 01:23:44,233 --> 01:23:46,984 lf you strike a tree just pay no mind 1043 01:23:47,069 --> 01:23:49,986 Like George, George, George of the Jungle 1044 01:23:50,072 --> 01:23:52,314 George, George, George of the Jungle 1045 01:23:52,407 --> 01:23:54,400 George, George, George of the Jungle 1046 01:23:54,493 --> 01:23:57,778 George, George, George of the Jungle 1047 01:23:57,871 --> 01:23:59,947 George of the Jungle 1048 01:24:12,302 --> 01:24:14,544 George, George, George of the Jungle 1049 01:24:14,638 --> 01:24:16,714 George, George, George of the Jungle 1050 01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:18,883 George, George, George of the Jungle 1051 01:24:18,976 --> 01:24:21,099 George, George, George of the Jungle 1052 01:24:21,186 --> 01:24:23,428 George, George, George of the Jungle 1053 01:24:23,522 --> 01:24:25,894 Strong as he can be 1054 01:24:27,985 --> 01:24:30,310 Watch out for that tree 1055 01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:32,562 George, George, George of the Jungle 1056 01:24:32,656 --> 01:24:34,649 Lives a life that's free 1057 01:24:36,994 --> 01:24:38,867 Watch out for that tree 1058 01:24:38,954 --> 01:24:40,069 When he gets in a scrape 1059 01:24:40,163 --> 01:24:44,576 He makes his escape with help from his friend an ape named Ape 1060 01:24:44,668 --> 01:24:46,826 And his elephant Shep can fetch a log 1061 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,590 He's man's best friend is George's dog 1062 01:24:49,673 --> 01:24:52,508 He's George, George, George of the Jungle 1063 01:24:52,593 --> 01:24:54,669 Strong as he can be 1064 01:24:57,222 --> 01:24:59,381 Watch out for that tree 1065 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,551 George, George, George of the Jungle 1066 01:25:01,643 --> 01:25:03,766 Friend to you and me 1067 01:25:06,148 --> 01:25:08,354 Watch out for that tree 1068 01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:10,351 Hear him holler, swing and sing 1069 01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:13,694 All the animals come to the jungle king 1070 01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:15,939 So grab a vine and swing in time 1071 01:25:16,033 --> 01:25:18,987 lf you strike a tree just pay no mind 1072 01:25:19,077 --> 01:25:21,699 Like George, George, George of the Jungle 1073 01:25:21,788 --> 01:25:24,077 George, George, George of the Jungle 1074 01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:26,205 George, George, George of the Jungle 1075 01:25:26,293 --> 01:25:29,579 George, George, George of the Jungle 1076 01:25:29,671 --> 01:25:31,747 George of the Jungle 1077 01:25:34,176 --> 01:25:36,252 George of the Jungle 1078 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:40,756 George of the Jungle 1079 01:25:43,310 --> 01:25:45,386 George of the Jungle 1080 01:25:46,605 --> 01:25:48,728 George, George, George of the Jungle 1081 01:25:48,815 --> 01:25:50,974 Swing from tree to tree 1082 01:25:53,362 --> 01:25:55,520 Watch out for that tree 1083 01:25:56,782 --> 01:25:59,189 And so that ends the movie. 1084 01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:05,453 And, as always, everyone winds up happy except for me. 1085 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,866 But who cares about a narrator? 1086 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,664 Well, fine, just leave me alone. 1087 01:26:10,754 --> 01:26:14,419 Go out with your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your best friend 1088 01:26:14,508 --> 01:26:17,177 or your husband or your wife. 1089 01:26:17,261 --> 01:26:18,921 Just go, l said. 1090 01:26:19,012 --> 01:26:23,888 Go on. Nobody cares about these credits anyway. 1091 01:26:23,976 --> 01:26:27,427 Contractually, we have to show the credits. 1092 01:26:29,022 --> 01:26:30,137 Who are you? 1093 01:26:30,232 --> 01:26:32,189 l'm the narrator from Mulan. 1094 01:26:32,276 --> 01:26:34,767 Well,... 1095 01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:36,735 it's really nice to meet you. 1096 01:26:47,165 --> 01:26:49,242 George, George, George of the Jungle 1097 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,959 Watch out for that tree 1098 01:26:51,044 --> 01:26:53,120 Subtitles by lMS 1099 01:26:58,969 --> 01:26:59,384 [ Skipped item nr. 1099 ]