It's Saturday, it's 7pm, we're live
from
It's Saturday, it's 7pm, we're live from television Seiner in London!
Coming
from television Seiner in London! Coming up on tonight's show a brand
new
Coming up on tonight's show a brand new instalment of the star studded
whodunnit,
new instalment of the star studded whodunnit, Murder at Bigwig Manor.
Claudia
whodunnit, Murder at Bigwig Manor. Claudia Winkleman shops till she
drops
Claudia Winkleman shops till she drops in the return of I'm a
Celebrity,
drops in the return of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Ear. And
it's
Celebrity, Get Me Out of Ear. And it's Frozen the Musical in The End
of
it's Frozen the Musical in The End of the Show Show.
it's Frozen the Musical in The End of the Show Show.
For
of the Show Show. For one night only, your star guest
announcer,
For one night only, your star guest announcer, it's me Daisy May Cooper!
He's
announcer, it's me Daisy May Cooper! He's a bit a stack, that's Ant
McPartlin!
He's a bit a stack, that's Ant McPartlin! And he's the fun sized
bite,
McPartlin! And he's the fun sized bite, that's Declan Donnelly!
#
bite, that's Declan Donnelly! # This is Ant and Dec's Saturday
Night
# This is Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. #
# This is Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. #.
CHEERING
CHEERING & APPLAUSE
#
CHEERING & APPLAUSE # good hello there!
Welcome
# good hello there! Welcome to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome to your Saturday Night Takeaway. Still the only show on
telly
Takeaway. Still the only show on telly that says.
Don't
telly that says. Don't just watch the adverts ... Win
them!
Don't just watch the adverts ... Win
them!
They're
them! They're good tonight. You're good.
Very
They're good tonight. You're good. Very good. Let's crack straight on
and
Very good. Let's crack straight on and say hello to our star guest
announcer
and say hello to our star guest announcer from this country and Am I
Being
announcer from this country and Am I Being Unreasonable, it's Daisy May
Cooper!
CHEERING
Cooper!
CHEERING.
We
CHEERING. We are thrilled. How are you? I'm
pinching
We are thrilled. How are you? I'm pinching myself here. Back in the
day
pinching myself here. Back in the day I was a massive PJ and Duncan
fan.
day I was a massive PJ and Duncan fan. This is the first time I've
seen
fan. This is the first time I've seen you two without looking through
binoculars
seen you two without looking through binoculars and going through your
bins.
LAUGHTER
oh,
LAUGHTER oh, right! We're big fans of you
Daisy.
oh, right! We're big fans of you Daisy. Very big fans. We would love
to
Daisy. Very big fans. We would love to play a game with you. How do you
fancy
to play a game with you. How do you fancy playing a game of Read My
Lips.
fancy playing a game of Read My Lips. Read My Lips ...
Come
Lips. Read My Lips ... Come on then!
Come on
Come on then! Come on down, let's play Read My
Lips.
CHEERING
Lips. CHEERING & APPLAUSE.
MUSIC
MUSIC.
#
MUSIC. # read my lips ...#
Come
# read my lips ...# Come on Daisy.
There
Come on Daisy. There you are. Here she is.
Come on Daisy. There you are. Here she is.
CHEERING
There you are. Here she is.
CHEERING.
It's
CHEERING. It's the return of Read My Lips. All
the
It's the return of Read My Lips. All the way from the guest announcer,
Daisy
the way from the guest announcer, Daisy May Cooper everybody!
the way from the guest announcer, Daisy May Cooper everybody!
CHEERING
Sit
CHEERING Sit on the lip and we'll explain was
going
Sit on the lip and we'll explain was going on. This is how it works.
Thousands
going on. This is how it works. Thousands of Takeaway viewers
contacted
Thousands of Takeaway viewers contacted us. Six of them are on the
screen
contacted us. Six of them are on the screen now. Hi Guys!
Hi!
screen now. Hi Guys! Hi! # Hi. Good to see you. Each of
them
Hi! # Hi. Good to see you. Each of them has a list of words. Because
you're
them has a list of words. Because you're the star of This Country, the
category
you're the star of This Country, the category is countries. Fiendishly
good.
category is countries. Fiendishly good. You will be wearing these
showbiz
good. You will be wearing these showbiz head phones, so you will
have
showbiz head phones, so you will have to read their lips. Each player
has
have to read their lips. Each player has 30 seconds, if you get one word
correct
has 30 seconds, if you get one word correct you win them 250 quid. Two
words
correct you win them 250 quid. Two words £500 and three words wins them
a
words £500 and three words wins them a place on the plane. No pressure.
words £500 and three words wins them a place on the plane. No pressure.
We
a place on the plane. No pressure. We will keep.
Playing
We will keep. Playing until we hear this noise.
Shut
Playing until we hear this noise. Shut it!
Playing until we hear this noise. Shut it!
Then
Shut it! Then the game will be over. How are
you
Then the game will be over. How are you feeling about this? Terrified.
Don't
you feeling about this? Terrified. Don't be. Just be brilliant at it.
Just
Don't be. Just be brilliant at it. Just be brilliant. Tonight, we're
going
Just be brilliant. Tonight, we're going to select our players with the
help
going to select our players with the help of Stephen Mulhern and his big
ball
help of Stephen Mulhern and his big ball blaster. Here we go, you ready?
Yes!
ball blaster. Here we go, you ready?
Yes!
Good
Yes! Good catch. It is number three.
Yes! Good catch. It is number three.
It's
Good catch. It is number three. It's Joanneen in Essex. Hi!
Good catch. It is number three. It's Joanneen in Essex. Hi!
Welcome
It's Joanneen in Essex. Hi! Welcome to the show. Daisy, head
phones
Welcome to the show. Daisy, head phones on. Check can you hear me?
Can
phones on. Check can you hear me? Can you.
Hear
Can you. Hear anything that I'm saying. What
are
Hear anything that I'm saying. What are you saying? Best of luck,
Joanne.
are you saying? Best of luck, Joanne. Countries is the category.
The
Joanne. Countries is the category. The time starts now.
Joanne. Countries is the category. The time starts now.
Brazil.
The time starts now. Brazil. Brazil? Yes!
Spain.
Brazil. Brazil? Yes! Spain. Spain.
Brazil. Brazil? Yes! Spain. Spain.
Fiji.
Spain. Spain.
Fiji.
Like
Fiji. Like she's swearing. Finland.
Fiji. Like she's swearing. Finland.
Pass.
Like she's swearing. Finland. Pass. Pass. Germany. Shopping. No,
no.
Pass. Pass. Germany. Shopping. No, no. Pass. Sorry. I've seconds.
England.
no. Pass. Sorry. I've seconds. England. Iceland, Ireland, Italy.
Ohhh.
England. Iceland, Ireland, Italy. Ohhh. You won £500.
England. Iceland, Ireland, Italy. Ohhh. You won £500.
Well
Ohhh. You won £500. Well done, Joanne. #
Ohhh. You won £500. Well done, Joanne. #.
that's
Well done, Joanne. #. that's very good. #
Well done, Joanne. #. that's very good. #.
You
that's very good. #. You missed Fiji. And Germany. Oh!
Right
You missed Fiji. And Germany. Oh! Right at the end was England.
Let's
Right at the end was England. Let's get another ball.
Look
Let's get another ball. Look at that.
How
Look at that. How about that.
It
How about that. It is number two.
How about that. It is number two.
That's
It is number two. That's Roger in Leicester.
CHEERING
Hey,
CHEERING Hey, how are you? I'm great, thanks,
how
Hey, how are you? I'm great, thanks, how are you guys. Very good. Stand
by
how are you guys. Very good. Stand by Roger. Very started? Not yet.
Roger,
by Roger. Very started? Not yet. Roger, your time starts now?
by Roger. Very started? Not yet. Roger, your time starts now?
Norway.
Roger, your time starts now? Norway. Norway. Yes!
Roger, your time starts now? Norway. Norway. Yes!
Japan.
Norway. Norway. Yes! Japan. Japan? Yes. Cuba. Cuba? Yes!
CHEERING
Japan. Japan? Yes. Cuba. Cuba? Yes!
CHEERING.
You've
CHEERING. You've done it. Yes Daisy!
Roger,
You've done it. Yes Daisy! Roger, you just won a place on the
plane.
Oh,
plane. Oh, my God. No stay, stay. We're
doing
Oh, my God. No stay, stay. We're doing it again.
Thanks
doing it again. Thanks for player. Stephen, another
ball.
Thanks for player. Stephen, another ball. Oh, it's gone. It's gone over
here.
ball. Oh, it's gone. It's gone over here. It's chaos. It is number 4.
ball. Oh, it's gone. It's gone over here. It's chaos. It is number 4.
Number
here. It's chaos. It is number 4. Number 4. # that's Hardip in
Leicester.
Number 4. # that's Hardip in Leicester. Hi. Hi, how are you? You
made
Leicester. Hi. Hi, how are you? You made it onto the show. Well done.
Best
made it onto the show. Well done. Best of luck. Crack straight on.
Your
Best of luck. Crack straight on. Your time starts now.
Best of luck. Crack straight on. Your time starts now.
Italy.
Your time starts now. Italy. Italy. Yes. Belgium. Belgium.
Yes.
Italy. Italy. Yes. Belgium. Belgium. Yes. Kenya.
Italy. Italy. Yes. Belgium. Belgium. Yes. Kenya.
Iceland.
Yes. Kenya. Iceland. Kenya. Denmark. Next, next.
Yes. Kenya. Iceland. Kenya. Denmark. Next, next.
Morocco.
Iceland. Kenya. Denmark. Next, next. Morocco. Bongo.
Iceland. Kenya. Denmark. Next, next. Morocco. Bongo.
No.
Morocco. Bongo. No. Morocco. Pass, pass. Peru.
Morocco. Bongo. No. Morocco. Pass, pass. Peru.
Beirut?
No. Morocco. Pass, pass. Peru.
Beirut?
You
Beirut? You have won £500.
APPLAUSE
Kenya.
APPLAUSE Kenya. And Morocco. Shut it. You
shut
Kenya. And Morocco. Shut it. You shut it! Well done, that was well
done.
shut it! Well done, that was well done. We're out of time.
Thank
done. We're out of time. Thank you Stephen. No more balls
being
Thank you Stephen. No more balls being blasted. Thank you, Daisy.
Thank
being blasted. Thank you, Daisy. Thank you guys for playing. That was
Read
Thank you guys for playing. That was Read My Lips everybody!
CHEERING
She's
CHEERING She's gone. What a start to the
show.
She's gone. What a start to the show. I do love Read My Lips. Do you
know
show. I do love Read My Lips. Do you know what else I love doing at the
top
know what else I love doing at the top of the show? What? Surprising
our
top of the show? What? Surprising our audience. We're going to do that
right
our audience. We're going to do that right now with the help of our brand
spanking
right now with the help of our brand spanking new Question Cam. Here's
how
spanking new Question Cam. Here's how it works. There are members of
the
how it works. There are members of the audience and even people at home
who
the audience and even people at home who are itching to ask someone a big
question.
who are itching to ask someone a big question. So if the Question Cam
lands
question. So if the Question Cam lands on you, that means someone
somewhere
lands on you, that means someone somewhere has a big question for
you.
somewhere has a big question for
you.
So,
you. So, good luck everyone. Off you go
Question
So, good luck everyone. Off you go Question Cam! Here it goes.
So, good luck everyone. Off you go Question Cam! Here it goes.
Here
Question Cam! Here it goes. Here is Question Cam. But where is
it
Here is Question Cam. But where is it going to land tonight?
Here is Question Cam. But where is it going to land tonight?
It's
it going to land tonight? It's here!
Yes
It's here! Yes it's landed on you, Richard
Dipper
Yes it's landed on you, Richard Dipper and the.
Person
Dipper and the. Person with a big question to ask
you
Person with a big question to ask you is your brother Matt. Would you
do
you is your brother Matt. Would you do the honours, please.
As
do the honours, please. As you know, me and Rik are egauged
and
As you know, me and Rik are egauged and planning to get married next
year.
and planning to get married next year. You two are not only my
brothers,
year. You two are not only my brothers, you are my best friends,
so
brothers, you are my best friends, so my question is ... would you be
my
so my question is ... would you be my best men for the wedding?
CHEERING
my best men for the wedding?
CHEERING.
Ah,
CHEERING. Ah, that's lovely. Fantastic. Have a
great
Ah, that's lovely. Fantastic. Have a great day everyone. We get a invite,
yeah.
great day everyone. We get a invite, yeah. See you there. Let's go again.
Question
yeah. See you there. Let's go again. Question Cam, off you go. That was
good.
Question Cam, off you go. That was good. Where's Question Cam going?
Whenever
good. Where's Question Cam going? Whenever it lands, somebody's got a
question
Whenever it lands, somebody's got a question for you. Next, it's going
here.
question for you. Next, it's going
here.
To
here. To you!
here. To
here. To you!
Ben
To you! Ben Nissenbaum.
Someone
Ben Nissenbaum. Someone has got a big question for
you,
Someone has got a big question for you, Ben.
Someone has got a big question for you, Ben.
And
you, Ben. And they're sitting right behind
you.
And they're sitting right behind you. It's your boss, Russell Platt.
Over
you. It's your boss, Russell Platt. Over to you Russel. You worked at
the
Over to you Russel. You worked at the Savoy for seven months. You're
incredible,
the Savoy for seven months. You're incredible, hard working and
everybody
incredible, hard working and everybody loves you. We think you're
ready
everybody loves you. We think you're ready for the next step up. My big
question
ready for the next step up. My big question is ... would you like a
promotion?
Yes!
CHEERING
Yes!
CHEERING.
Congratulations.
CHEERING.
Congratulations.
He
Congratulations. He deserves that. Yeah, he deserves
it.
See
it. See you at the Savoy. Lovely. Right
Question
See you at the Savoy. Lovely. Right Question Cam, off you go again.
Where's
Question Cam, off you go again. Where's it going next?
Question Cam, off you go again. Where's it going next?
Where's
Where's it going next? Where's Question Cam going? And what
will
Where's Question Cam going? And what will the question be?
Hold
will the question be? Hold on. It's landed on you guys,
arrow
Hold on. It's landed on you guys, arrow and Enzo in Bolton. Hi you
two.
arrow and Enzo in Bolton. Hi you two. Now your mummy Michelle want to
ask
two. Now your mummy Michelle want to ask you a big question. Over to you
Michelle.
ask you a big question. Over to you
Michelle.
So
Michelle. So you two have been nagging me for
months
So you two have been nagging me for months for this. So my question is
...
months for this. So my question is
...
would
... would you like to meet the newest
member
would you like to meet the newest member of our family?
would you like to meet the newest member of our family?
Yes!
member of our family?
Yes!
Oh,
Yes! Oh, my goodness. It's a puppy!
APPLAUSE
Oh, my goodness. It's a puppy!
APPLAUSE.
Amazing!
APPLAUSE.
Amazing!
Look
Amazing! Look at that. Fantastic. Are you
happy,
Look at that. Fantastic. Are you happy, guys?
Look at that. Fantastic. Are you happy, guys?
Kisses
happy, guys? Kisses already! Brilliant.
Congratulations
Kisses already! Brilliant. Congratulations Arlo and Enzo. Thank
you
Congratulations Arlo and Enzo. Thank you everyone. Right, I think we've
got
you everyone. Right, I think we've got time for one more. Question Cam
over
got time for one more. Question Cam over to you.
got time for one more. Question Cam over to you.
Find
over to you. Find us somebody else.
It's
Find us somebody else. It's going to ... you!
Nick
It's going to ... you! Nick Dudley and for your big
question,
Nick Dudley and for your big question, we're actually.
Going
question, we're actually. Going to ask you to come down and
join
Going to ask you to come down and join us here on stage. Let's hear it
for
join us here on stage. Let's hear it for Nick Dudley and his wife Katie.
Come
for Nick Dudley and his wife Katie. Come on down and join us, guys.
APPLAUSE
Come on down and join us, guys.
APPLAUSE.
MUSIC.
Hi
MUSIC. Hi there.
MUSIC. Hi
MUSIC. Hi there.
Hi,
Hi there. Hi, how are you? Very good, how are
you?
Hi, how are you? Very good, how are you? Grab a seat. Wait for your wife
Katie
you? Grab a seat. Wait for your wife Katie to come over. Grab a seat.
Come
Katie to come over. Grab a seat. Come on Katie. How are you? OK? Fine
thank
Come on Katie. How are you? OK? Fine thank you. Welcome to the show the
pair
thank you. Welcome to the show the pair of you. Lovely to meet you
both.
pair of you. Lovely to meet you both. Now Nick, you must be
wondering
both. Now Nick, you must be wondering why Question Cam landed on
you.
wondering why Question Cam landed on you. Most definitely.
wondering why Question Cam landed on you. Most definitely.
Somebody
you. Most definitely. Somebody wants to ask why you always
open
Somebody wants to ask why you always open the cheese and never cover it
properly,
open the cheese and never cover it properly, do you think they want to
ask
properly, do you think they want to ask why you never make the bed? Or
how
ask why you never make the bed? Or how about do you watch the news in
just
how about do you watch the news in just your PJ shorts or is it fair
that
just your PJ shorts or is it fair that the family miss out on curry
night
that the family miss out on curry night just because you don't like
curry.
night just because you don't like curry. Bit selfish. Don't worry,
it's
curry. Bit selfish. Don't worry, it's none of those questions. As you
can
it's none of those questions. As you can tell, we know a bit about you.
For
can tell, we know a bit about you. For example, we know you're a fan of
Notts
For example, we know you're a fan of Notts County. Definitely. That's
your
Notts County. Definitely. That's your team. We know you love watching
Saturday
your team. We know you love watching Saturday Night Takeaway with the
family.
We
family. We also know that you're a loving
husband
We also know that you're a loving husband to Katie here and an amazing
step
husband to Katie here and an amazing step dad to two girls Demi who is 11
Andrea
step dad to two girls Demi who is 11 Andrea Hannah who is 15. What is
this
Andrea Hannah who is 15. What is this big question? It's something
that
this big question? It's something that a certain someone has been
wanting
that a certain someone has been wanting to can you for a very long
time.
wanting to can you for a very long time. Please welcome your step
daughter
time. Please welcome your step daughter Rihanna.
APPLAUSE
daughter Rihanna.
APPLAUSE.
Come
APPLAUSE. Come on in.
APPLAUSE. Come on in.
Welcome
Come on in. Welcome to the show. Have a seat.
Come on in. Welcome to the show. Have a seat.
Now,
Welcome to the show. Have a seat. Now, you've been planning to ask
Nick
Now, you've been planning to ask Nick this question for a very long
time,
Nick this question for a very long time, haven't out? Yes, I have.
Nick this question for a very long time, haven't out? Yes, I have.
Well
time, haven't out? Yes, I have. Well look, we're thrilled, you
wanted
Well look, we're thrilled, you wanted Saturday Night Takeaway to be
part
wanted Saturday Night Takeaway to be part of it. And we've been talking
to
part of it. And we've been talking to you and your mum for quite a
while
to you and your mum for quite a while now, haven't we? Yes. We
wanted
while now, haven't we? Yes. We wanted to know, that we know you
wanted to
wanted to know, that we know you wanted to ask this question in a
very
wanted to ask this question in a very big way, didn't you? I really
do.
very big way, didn't you? I really do. You wanted to include the things
that
do. You wanted to include the things that you love so you wanted to
include
that you love so you wanted to include Notts County. Yes. Your
friends
include Notts County. Yes. Your friends and family and of course
Saturday
friends and family and of course Saturday Night Takeaway. Of course.
The
Saturday Night Takeaway. Of course. The stage is yours. It's over to
you.
The stage is yours. It's over to
you.
Nick,
you. Nick, as you know, because my father
passed
Nick, as you know, because my father passed away before I was born, I've
never
passed away before I was born, I've never had a father figure before or
a
never had a father figure before or a dad to look up to in my life. I.
Already
a dad to look up to in my life. I. Already see you as my dad and you
make
Already see you as my dad and you make me feel complete. That's why
I've
make me feel complete. That's why I've brought you here tonight to
take
I've brought you here tonight to take this massive step forward with
you,
take this massive step forward with you, so here's my big question ...
For
you, so here's my big question ... For the first part of the question,
we
For the first part of the question, we went to modeo lane, the home of
Notts
we went to modeo lane, the home of Notts County.
we went to modeo lane, the home of Notts County.
This
Notts County. This was just over an hour ago.
For
This was just over an hour ago. For the next part of the question,
over
For the next part of the question, over to Saturday Night Takeaway
audience.
And
audience. And finally, we are going to your
friends
And finally, we are going to your friends and family who are ready to
set
friends and family who are ready to set off a very special drone
display,
set off a very special drone display, there we go. And here is
set off a very special drone display, there we go. And here is.
It
display, there we go. And here is. It is. Add all those together and
the
It is. Add all those together and the big question is ...
Will
the big question is ... Will you adopt me?
Of
Will you adopt me? Of course, I will.
CHEERING
Of course, I will. CHEERING & APPLAUSE
#
CHEERING & APPLAUSE # Nick and Katie and Rihanna
everybody.
# Nick and Katie and Rihanna
everybody.
Congratulations.
everybody. Congratulations. Clearly that's
very,
Congratulations. Clearly that's very, very moving. What a beautiful,
beautiful
very, very moving. What a beautiful, beautiful moment. What does that
mean
beautiful moment. What does that mean to you, mate? And what does it
mean to
mean to you, mate? And what does it mean to your family. It means
everything.
mean to your family. It means everything. She's an absolute
diamond.
everything. She's an absolute diamond. I couldn't wish for a
better
diamond. I couldn't wish for a better daughter. So, it's priceless.
She's
better daughter. So, it's priceless. She's been really wanting to do this
for
She's been really wanting to do this for a long time. It was an
incredible
for a long time. It was an incredible privilege to be part of
this
incredible privilege to be part of this and help you organise that.
You've
this and help you organise that. You've wanted to do it for ages. You
finally
You've wanted to do it for ages. You finally done it. How do you feel?
Woo!
CHEERING
Katie,
CHEERING Katie, you said he might cry. He
did.
Katie, you said he might cry. He
did.
He
did. He cried. # Yeah. What does it mean
to
He cried. # Yeah. What does it mean to all of your family? It means the
world.
to all of your family? It means the world. He treats her like a real
daughter.
world. He treats her like a real daughter. He loves them both, to be
honest.
daughter. He loves them both, to be honest. So yeah, he's a really good
dad.
honest. So yeah, he's a really good dad. Amazing. We wish you all the
very
dad. Amazing. We wish you all the very best for the future. Good luck
with
very best for the future. Good luck with everything. Stay in touch with
us.
with everything. Stay in touch with us. And cover the cheese for
goodness
us. And cover the cheese for goodness sake.
Yes!
goodness sake. Yes! And stop watching the news in
your
Yes! And stop watching the news in your pants. Let's hear it one more
time
your pants. Let's hear it one more time for the Dudley family!
CHEERING
time for the Dudley family! CHEERING & APPLAUSE
time for the Dudley family! CHEERING & APPLAUSE.
Well
CHEERING & APPLAUSE. Well done. Absolutely brilliant
work,
Well done. Absolutely brilliant work, darling.
Thank
work, darling. Thank you. Thank you.
work, darling. Thank you. Thank you.
The
Thank you. Thank you. The Dudley family everyone.
How
The Dudley family everyone. How lovely!
She's
How lovely! She's wanted to do that for such a
long
She's wanted to do that for such a long time. Let's go back to our star
guest
long time. Let's go back to our star guest announcer, Daisy May Cooper.
I'm
guest announcer, Daisy May Cooper. I'm a bit emotional that. Was
beautiful,
I'm a bit emotional that. Was beautiful, wasn't it. Any way, get
myself
beautiful, wasn't it. Any way, get myself together. Still to come
tonight:
myself together. Still to come tonight: We take a trip to IKEA
where
tonight: We take a trip to IKEA where it's Claudia with a chance of
meatballs
where it's Claudia with a chance of meatballs in brand new I'm a
Celebrity
meatballs in brand new I'm a Celebrity get out me ear. There's a
second
Celebrity get out me ear. There's a second nail biting instalment of the
whodunnit
second nail biting instalment of the whodunnit everyone's talking about
it,
whodunnit everyone's talking about it, Murder at Bigwig Manor. And
straight
it, Murder at Bigwig Manor. And straight from the West End, the cast
of
straight from the West End, the cast of Frozen the Musical are here for a
stunning
of Frozen the Musical are here for a stunning end of the show.
Show.
stunning end of the show. Show. See you in a few minutes
Welcome
Welcome back to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to your Saturday Night Takeaway. Still to come tonight, the
return
Takeaway. Still to come tonight, the return of I'm a Celebrity, Get Out
Me
return of I'm a Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear with Claudia Winkleman. It's
a
Me Ear with Claudia Winkleman. It's a good one. Plus the second
instalment
a good one. Plus the second instalment of our new whodunnit,
Murder
instalment of our new whodunnit, Murder at Bigwig Manor. Now, I am
sick,
Murder at Bigwig Manor. Now, I am sick, thank you! Sick to the back
teeth
sick, thank you! Sick to the back teeth of telling you lot but it's a
scientific
teeth of telling you lot but it's a scientific fact that the happiest
minute
scientific fact that the happiest minute of the week always falls
during
minute of the week always falls during part two of Saturday Night
Takeaway.
during part two of Saturday Night Takeaway. True dat. The reason I
waxedant's
Takeaway. True dat. The reason I waxedant's back this week ... And
the
waxedant's back this week ... And the rest. Is because we're going to
the
the rest. Is because we're going to the USA. Yes this year our series is
coming
the USA. Yes this year our series is coming live from universal Orlando
resort
coming live from universal Orlando resort in Florida. Yes!
CHEERING
resort in Florida. Yes!
CHEERING.
Feast
CHEERING. Feast your eyes on this. You.
Could
Feast your eyes on this. You. Could win a place on the plane.
Feast your eyes on this. You. Could win a place on the plane.
You
Could win a place on the plane. You could take part in our series
finale,
You could take part in our series finale, live from universal Orlando
resort.
finale, live from universal Orlando resort. You'll receive the red
carpet
resort. You'll receive the red carpet treatment with pre-flight
access
carpet treatment with pre-flight access to a British Airways lounge
at
access to a British Airways lounge at Heathrow Airport. And fly all the
way
at Heathrow Airport. And fly all the way to or lando in our very own
specially
way to or lando in our very own specially chartered jet. The trip
includes
specially chartered jet. The trip includes a six night stay right in
the
includes a six night stay right in the middle of the action. And
endless
the middle of the action. And endless summer resort surfside inn
and
endless summer resort surfside inn and suites. Park-to-park access to
all
and suites. Park-to-park access to all three universal theme parks.
Included
all three universal theme parks. Included early park admission to the
wizarding
Included early park admission to the wizarding world of Harry Potter at
universal
wizarding world of Harry Potter at universal styledees Florida and
islands
universal styledees Florida and islands of adventure Tickets to an
exclusive
islands of adventure Tickets to an exclusive event at volcano bay water
theme
exclusive event at volcano bay water theme park. AI massive $2,000 to
spend
theme park. AI massive $2,000 to spend on shopping at dining at City
walk.
spend on shopping at dining at City walk. Best of all, you'll be part of
the
walk. Best of all, you'll be part of the Saturday Night Takeaway anyally!
CHEERING
the Saturday Night Takeaway anyally! CHEERING & APPLAUSE.
MUSIC
MUSIC.
Here
Here she
Here she is!
Here she
Here she is!
Yes
Here she is! Yes Daisy!
Here she is! Yes Daisy!
She
Yes Daisy! She does it with such style. 200 of
you
She does it with such style. 200 of you are coming with us to Florida,
the
you are coming with us to Florida, the Takeaway plane is filling up. We
still
the Takeaway plane is filling up. We still have plenty of tickets left.
Whoever
still have plenty of tickets left. Whoever you are, wherever you are,
you
Whoever you are, wherever you are, you could win a place on the plane.
Stand
you could win a place on the plane. Stand by in the audience, stand by
at
Stand by in the audience, stand by at home. The happiest minute of the
week
at home. The happiest minute of the week starts in five ... four ...
three
week starts in five ... four ... three ... two ... one!
Here
three ... two ... one! Here we go!
OK,
Here we go! OK, where are we starting this week?
We're
OK, where are we starting this week? We're starting with you, Donna Ryan.
Hi!
We're starting with you, Donna Ryan. Hi! Alongside her full-time job,
Donna
Hi! Alongside her full-time job, Donna here has set up a charity that
aims
Donna here has set up a charity that aims to find missing dogs. Donna has
sacrificed
aims to find missing dogs. Donna has sacrificed many a good night's sleep
to
sacrificed many a good night's sleep to go out looking for the dogs, so
far
to go out looking for the dogs, so far she's reunited over 400 dogs
with
far she's reunited over 400 dogs with their owners. Can you believe
it.
with their owners. Can you believe it. You're constantly putting other
people
it. You're constantly putting other people first. What you deserve is a
place
people first. What you deserve is a place on the plane!
Next
place on the plane! Next up, live to a living room in
Henlow
Next up, live to a living room in Henlow in Bedfordshire. Stand by, if
you're
Henlow in Bedfordshire. Stand by, if you're in Bedfordshire. We're coming
to
you're in Bedfordshire. We're coming to say hello to you, Cooper Adams
and
to say hello to you, Cooper Adams and her dad Ben. Hi Guys. Hi Cooper.
We
and her dad Ben. Hi Guys. Hi Cooper. We heard that on a day out at the
beach
We heard that on a day out at the beach you saw a toddler getting
swept
beach you saw a toddler getting swept out to sea, you quickly
alerted
swept out to sea, you quickly alerted your dad Ben, who ran and
rescued
alerted your dad Ben, who ran and rescued the little boy and together
you
rescued the little boy and together you saved his life. You're both.
Heroes
you saved his life. You're both. Heroes an we want to thank you by
giving
Heroes an we want to thank you by giving you a place on the plane!
CHEERING
Thank
CHEERING Thank you. That was lovely. Right,
next
Thank you. That was lovely. Right, next up, gift on a shift is back.
Where
next up, gift on a shift is back. Where are you this week? Yes, I'm in
the
Where are you this week? Yes, I'm in the Toon, that's right I'm in
Newcastle
the Toon, that's right I'm in Newcastle about to surprise Sheraz
Awan,
Newcastle about to surprise Sheraz Awan, he has no idea we're doing
this.
Awan, he has no idea we're doing this. Let's go.
Awan, he has no idea we're doing this. Let's go.
Where
this. Let's go. Where are you?
this. Let's go. Where are you?
Hi,
Where are you? Hi, come over here, you're live on
Saturday
Hi, come over here, you're live on Saturday Night Takeaway. We want to
talk
Saturday Night Takeaway. We want to talk to you. Now we know you keep
your
talk to you. Now we know you keep your shop over 365 days a year. You
work
your shop over 365 days a year. You work so hard. In the past two years
you've
work so hard. In the past two years you've given free loafs, 150,000
free
you've given free loafs, 150,000 free loafs to your community. We
think
free loafs to your community. We think you deserve a well earned
rest.
think you deserve a well earned rest. And so do your regulars.
think you deserve a well earned rest. And so do your regulars.
You've
rest. And so do your regulars. You've got a place on the plane!
Congratulations.
You've got a place on the plane!
Congratulations.
Thank
Congratulations. Thank you. You deserve it. Back to
you
Thank you. You deserve it. Back to you guys.
Thank you. You deserve it. Back to you guys.
Thanks,
you guys. Thanks, Fleur. Come with me, because
next
Thanks, Fleur. Come with me, because next we're coming to you! Haimish,
Jack,
next we're coming to you! Haimish, Jack, Arthur and Ewan. These four
brothers
Jack, Arthur and Ewan. These four brothers spent 30 days and 30 nights
rowing
brothers spent 30 days and 30 nights rowing 3,000 miles across the
Atlantic
rowing 3,000 miles across the Atlantic raising an unbelievable
£120,000
Atlantic raising an unbelievable £120,000 for charity.
CHEERING
Well
CHEERING Well you're not rowing this time,
because
Well you're not rowing this time, because you four have a well
deserved
because you four have a well deserved place on the plane!
Well
deserved place on the plane! Well done.
CHEERING
Next
CHEERING Next up, we're going to Aylesbury.
Stand
Next up, we're going to Aylesbury. Stand by if you're in Aylesbury.
We're
Stand by if you're in Aylesbury. We're coming to surprise you. Vidyut
Chitrakaran!
We're coming to surprise you. Vidyut Chitrakaran! Hi am. # now we know
when
Chitrakaran! Hi am. # now we know when your best friend Sophie was in
kneel
when your best friend Sophie was in kneel of a new wheelchair you wanted
to
kneel of a new wheelchair you wanted to help her out. Through sponsored
runs
to help her out. Through sponsored runs you raised an incredible,
£28,000,
runs you raised an incredible, £28,000, that completely covered the
cost
£28,000, that completely covered the cost of her brand new wheelchair.
You
cost of her brand new wheelchair. You are the ultimate best friend
awe.
Deserve
awe. Deserve a place on the plane!
Back
Deserve a place on the plane! Back to you Ant. Thank you, let's go
to
Back to you Ant. Thank you, let's go to ... you next!
Back to you Ant. Thank you, let's go to ... you next!
Angie
to ... you next! Angie Wood. Hi. Now, at the age of
ten,
Angie Wood. Hi. Now, at the age of ten, Angie lost touch with her half
sister
ten, Angie lost touch with her half sister Kate. They recently found
each
sister Kate. They recently found each other after 40 years apart, but
still
each other after 40 years apart, but still haven't seen each other in
person.
still haven't seen each other in person. Because Kate lives in
Florida.
Well
Florida. Well guess what? We're going to help
with
Well guess what? We're going to help with that. You've got a place on the
plane,
with that. You've got a place on the plane, darling! Well done.
with that. You've got a place on the plane, darling! Well done.
She's
plane, darling! Well done. She's there. She's in Florida. She's
gone
She's there. She's in Florida. She's gone early. You might have to go by
universal.
gone early. You might have to go by universal. Back to you. Oh, stop,
stop.
universal. Back to you. Oh, stop, stop. The happiest minute of the
week
stop. The happiest minute of the week is over guys.
stop. The happiest minute of the week is over guys.
Thanks
week is over guys. Thanks very much. Off you go guys.
Off
Thanks very much. Off you go guys. Off you go. Buy Pus, see you soon
Shrek.
Off you go. Buy Pus, see you soon Shrek. Loads more places on the
plane
Shrek. Loads more places on the plane up for grabs this series. If
you
plane up for grabs this series. If you know someone.
Who
you know someone. Who deserves one or a Gift on a
Shift,
Who deserves one or a Gift on a Shift, just go to the website. You
must
Shift, just go to the website. You must be 18 or over (right time for
the
must be 18 or over (right time for the return of TV's toughest battle
now.
the return of TV's toughest battle now. That means ...
the return of TV's toughest battle now. That means
Versus
Versus deck.
Versus
Versus deck.
--
Versus deck. -- Dec. He's back. It's Stephen
Mulhern
-- Dec. He's back. It's Stephen
Mulhern.
MUSIC.
It
MUSIC. It writes itself.
MUSIC. It writes itself.
Thank
It writes itself. Thank you. Stephen, why are you
dressed
Thank you. Stephen, why are you dressed lipping a massive ...
Doorknob.
dressed lipping a massive ...
Doorknob.
Doorknob. That's
Doorknob. Doorknob. That's what you were going
to
Doorknob. That's what you were going to say. Kind of. I'm dressed as a
massive
to say. Kind of. I'm dressed as a massive doorknob, because this week
it's
massive doorknob, because this week it's Ant versus Dec versus doors.
Hang
it's Ant versus Dec versus doors. Hang on a minute. Versus doors? I
didn't
Hang on a minute. Versus doors? I didn't say doors, I said DOORS. Look
at
didn't say doors, I said DOORS. Look at this.
didn't say doors, I said DOORS. Look at this.
Knock,
at this. Knock, knock, who's there? It's the
second
Knock, knock, who's there? It's the second Ant versus Dec of the series.
It's
second Ant versus Dec of the series. It's all about doors! You will each
face
It's all about doors! You will each face eight challenges, behind closed
doors.
face eight challenges, behind closed doors. If you make it through the
final
doors. If you make it through the final door and hit their buzzer
wins.
final door and hit their buzzer wins. It's Ant versus Dec versus
door.
wins. It's Ant versus Dec versus
door.
APPLAUSE
Ant
APPLAUSE Ant versus Dec versus doors, what do
you
Ant versus Dec versus doors, what do you think? Just doors, yeah? Yeah,
yeah.
you think? Just doors, yeah? Yeah, yeah. We get it.
you think? Just doors, yeah? Yeah, yeah. We get it.
Are
yeah. We get it. Are you excited about Ant versus Dec
versus
Are you excited about Ant versus Dec versus doors. Don't get it, can't
they
versus doors. Don't get it, can't they run round the doors. Yeah
that's
they run round the doors. Yeah that's not the point. Why. The point
is
that's not the point. Why. The point is friendly competition between us.
Why?
is friendly competition between us. Why? Stop with the.
Why!
Why? Stop with the. Why! With all due respect, shut your
face.
Why! With all due respect, shut your face. I need this gig!
All
face. I need this gig! All right. Keep your doorknob on.
Still
All right. Keep your doorknob on. Still to come tonight: It's Ant
versus
Still to come tonight: It's Ant versus Dec versus doors for some
reason,
versus Dec versus doors for some reason, Claudia Winkleman is off her
trolley,
reason, Claudia Winkleman is off her trolley, in the first I'm a
Celebrity,
trolley, in the first I'm a Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear of the
series.
Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear of the series. And my favourite word makes
an
series. And my favourite word makes an appearance at The End of the Show
Show.
an appearance at The End of the Show
Show.
See
Show. See you in fractals minutes. That's
what
See you in fractals minutes. That's what it means, right?
Welcome
Welcome back to Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to Saturday Night Takeaway. Before we go further, if
anybody
Takeaway. Before we go further, if anybody at home saw Shrek fall off
the
anybody at home saw Shrek fall off the stage ... What? Really? Do not
fear,
the stage ... What? Really? Do not fear, he's in A&E.
I'm
fear, he's in A&E. I'm joking! He's fine.
fear, he's in A&E. I'm joking! He's fine.
He's
I'm joking! He's fine. He's an owinger. Exactly. Back toant
versus
He's an owinger. Exactly. Back toant versus Dec versus door. Every door
the
versus Dec versus door. Every door the boys have ever opened in their
entire
the boys have ever opened in their entire lives has been leading to
this
entire lives has been leading to this moment. The rules are very
simple.
this moment. The rules are very simple. It's a race to get through
all
simple. It's a race to get through all eight of the doors and the first
one
all eight of the doors and the first one to hit their buzzer here wins
this
one to hit their buzzer here wins this week'sant versus Dec. Of
course,
this week'sant versus Dec. Of course, yes, opening the doors will
be
course, yes, opening the doors will be trickier than you think.
course, yes, opening the doors will be trickier than you think.
Get
be trickier than you think. Get yourself into position, please.
Is
Get yourself into position, please. Is that all you're telling us? Yes,
that's
Is that all you're telling us? Yes, that's it.
Is that all you're telling us? Yes, that's it.
Remember
that's it. Remember the boys never get to
rehearse
Remember the boys never get to rehearse Ant versus Dec. They don't
know
rehearse Ant versus Dec. They don't know what to expect. Here we go.
Boys,
know what to expect. Here we go. Boys, are you ready? #
CHEERING
Yes.
CHEERING Yes. Yes.
CHEERING Yes. Yes.
We
Yes. Yes. We start on the.
Sound
We start on the. Sound of the klaxon in three ... two
...
Sound of the klaxon in three ... two ... one ... go!
The
... one ... go! The first door is 15 pad locks. The
key
The first door is 15 pad locks. The key to this one, there's no key to
this
key to this one, there's no key to this one. The only winner of this
door
this one. The only winner of this door game is ... Ant is through door
two.
door game is ... Ant is through door
two.
Now
two. Now to door three. They cannot open
the
Now to door three. They cannot open the door unless they find the
doorknob.
the door unless they find the doorknob. It's hidden in one of the
plant
doorknob. It's hidden in one of the plant pots. It's going nuts. Who
will
plant pots. It's going nuts. Who will find the door handle first?
He's
will find the door handle first? He's now through to the very, very -
he
He's now through to the very, very - he will regret having that
hamburger.
he will regret having that hamburger. He needs to get the key
off
hamburger. He needs to get the key off the coil. Ant is still trying to
find
off the coil. Ant is still trying to find the doorknob. He's found it.
He's
find the doorknob. He's found it. He's got it. They are both in the
same
He's got it. They are both in the same room. This is a tight space.
It's
same room. This is a tight space. It's a tight squeeze. But who is
going
It's a tight squeeze. But who is going to get that key off the coil
first?
going to get that key off the coil first? Let me tell you Ant is very
quick
first? Let me tell you Ant is very quick at this one. Now Dec is into
door
quick at this one. Now Dec is into door number four. He is with the
rugby
door number four. He is with the rugby players. I can't see where Dec
is.
rugby players. I can't see where Dec is. Seems like he's having a great
time.
is. Seems like he's having a great
time.
Right
time. Right now, Dec is through. He's
through
Right now, Dec is through. He's through the door. He's through the
cat
through the door. He's through the cat flap, which is how he actually
gets
cat flap, which is how he actually gets into his own.
Home.
gets into his own. Home. But now Dec has realised he
needs
Home. But now Dec has realised he needs to go back, because he's got
to
needs to go back, because he's got to go back through the cat flap
because
to go back through the cat flap because the code to the padlock is
in
because the code to the padlock is in door number three.
because the code to the padlock is in door number three.
Ant
in door number three. Ant is heading back. This is very
close.
Ant is heading back. This is very close. Through the cat flap as well.
Where
close. Through the cat flap as well. Where has Dec gone. Those rugby
players
Where has Dec gone. Those rugby players are having a great time.
Where has Dec gone. Those rugby players are having a great time.
Ant
players are having a great time. Ant has real aislessed he's got to
go
Ant has real aislessed he's got to go back. He can't believe it. Deck
has
go back. He can't believe it. Deck has got the code. 7428. Wonder if
he'll
has got the code. 7428. Wonder if he'll remember it. Ant watch your
forehead
he'll remember it. Ant watch your forehead on that cat flap, please.
OK,
forehead on that cat flap, please. OK, Dec ... through the rugby
players,
OK, Dec ... through the rugby players, I think he'll love that.
Which
players, I think he'll love that. Which one of those rugby players is
the
Which one of those rugby players is the hooker.
Which one of those rugby players is the hooker.
Right
the hooker. Right Dec is down putting the code
into
Right Dec is down putting the code into the padlock. Can he remember
it.
into the padlock. Can he remember it. That's the all important thing.
If
it. That's the all important thing. If he does, then he could be on the
way
If he does, then he could be on the way to the final.
If he does, then he could be on the way to the final.
Where
way to the final. Where is Ant? As one of those rugby
players
Where is Ant? As one of those rugby players our very own Ant? What is
going
players our very own Ant? What is going on with those boys. There is
Ant.
going on with those boys. There is Ant. Oh, right now Dec is taking
longer
Ant. Oh, right now Dec is taking longer than we.
Thought
longer than we. Thought with the code. No Dec is
fumbling
Thought with the code. No Dec is fumbling with the padlock. He can't
remember
fumbling with the padlock. He can't remember the code. Ant is in the
middle
remember the code. Ant is in the middle of the scrum, not for the
first
middle of the scrum, not for the first time. Wait ...
Dec
first time. Wait ... Dec is onto the final door. This is
like
Dec is onto the final door. This is like a very cheap Shawshand
redemption.
like a very cheap Shawshand redemption. Can Ant catch up. No,
this
redemption. Can Ant catch up. No, this is going to be a win!
Oh,
this is going to be a win! Oh, yes. #
this is going to be a win! Oh, yes. #.
he's
Oh, yes. #. he's done it.
Oh, yes. #. he's done it.
Unbelievable.
CHEERING
I
I tell
I tell you what, that is tougher
than
I tell you what, that is tougher than any of you would have thought.
That
than any of you would have thought. That is a workout. What was it like
with
That is a workout. What was it like with the rugby players? I quite
liked
with the rugby players? I quite liked that to be fair. Where was
your
liked that to be fair. Where was your knob? What?
liked that to be fair. Where was your knob? What?
LAUGHTER
where
LAUGHTER where was the knob in the plant pot?
I
where was the knob in the plant pot? I picked completely the wrong one.
Can
I picked completely the wrong one. Can I just say the padlock code
above
Can I just say the padlock code above the door is fiendishly good.
So
above the door is fiendishly good. So angry at myself I didn't take
notice.
So angry at myself I didn't take notice. The result is the result,
the
notice. The result is the result, the winner in Ant versus Dec, it is
Dec!
CHEERING
Needed
CHEERING Needed that. This means it's 11 in
the
Needed that. This means it's 11 in the series, which is how I like it.
Needed that. This means it's 11 in the series, which is how I like it.
What's
the series, which is how I like it. What's in your keyhole?
Yes!
What's in your keyhole?
Yes!
Let's
Yes! Let's hear it for ...
LAUGHTER.
Let's
LAUGHTER. Let's hear it for Stephen Mulhern!
Sorry
Let's hear it for Stephen Mulhern! Sorry Stevie. Right, time for the
second
Sorry Stevie. Right, time for the second instalment of our new
whodunnit,
second instalment of our new whodunnit, Murder at Bigwig Manor.
You
whodunnit, Murder at Bigwig Manor. You remember last week, we found
Dermot
You remember last week, we found Dermot O'Leary and Judi Love dead on
the
Dermot O'Leary and Judi Love dead on the toilet.
Dermot O'Leary and Judi Love dead on the toilet.
No
the toilet. No way. Yes! It was out of order.
The
No way. Yes! It was out of order. The toilet? No the killing of Dermot
and
The toilet? No the killing of Dermot and Judi. So sit back, grab your pop
corn
and Judi. So sit back, grab your pop corn and enjoy episode two of Murder
at
corn and enjoy episode two of Murder at Bigwig Manor.
Our
at Bigwig Manor. Our boss Sir Kenny Lilo, the big
Wig.
Our boss Sir Kenny Lilo, the big Wig. Sir Kenny is expecting you.
Our boss Sir Kenny Lilo, the big Wig. Sir Kenny is expecting you.
Hi
Wig. Sir Kenny is expecting you. Hi boys. What are you lot doing
here?
Hi boys. What are you lot doing here? Big wig has invited the great
and
here? Big wig has invited the great and good from ITV. Is that the
custom
and good from ITV. Is that the custom platinum NTA. That's the only
we
custom platinum NTA. That's the only we need to complete our collection.
Two
we need to complete our collection. Two dead bodies at a remote Manor
House.
Two dead bodies at a remote Manor House. You know what this means,
don't
House. You know what this means, don't you? Whodunnit. Exactly.
House. You know what this means, don't you? Whodunnit. Exactly.
We
don't you? Whodunnit. Exactly. We need to phone the police. Yeah.
No
We need to phone the police. Yeah. No signal. Try the land line. It's
dead.
No signal. Try the land line. It's dead. Why don't you accepted a
letter.
dead. Why don't you accepted a letter. Good idea. "Dear police, how
are
letter. Good idea. "Dear police, how are you? I hope this letter finds
you
are you? I hope this letter finds you well ..." This is taking too
long!
you well ..." This is taking too long! We have to solve this
ourselves.
long! We have to solve this ourselves. But how? Well, by my
reckoning
ourselves. But how? Well, by my reckoning the killer could be
anybody
reckoning the killer could be anybody here at the manor. We can't
tell
anybody here at the manor. We can't tell anyone otherwise the killer
will
tell anyone otherwise the killer will know we're onto them. You hide
the
will know we're onto them. You hide the bodies while I do something.
Equally
the bodies while I do something. Equally as important. What?
the bodies while I do something. Equally as important. What?
You've
Equally as important. What? You've changed again. Do you think
that's
You've changed again. Do you think that's as important as hiding a
couple
that's as important as hiding a couple of dead bodies? Come on,
chop,
couple of dead bodies? Come on, chop, chop. We're only waiting for
Dermot
chop, chop. We're only waiting for Dermot O'Leary and Judi Love. Have
you
Dermot O'Leary and Judi Love. Have you seen them?
Yes.
you seen them? Yes. No. # No. Yes. Yes, as in no,
yes,
Yes. No. # No. Yes. Yes, as in no, yes, with ehave seen them before
now.
yes, with ehave seen them before now. In the past, but no, we haven't
seen
now. In the past, but no, we haven't seen them now, now. As in the
present.
seen them now, now. As in the
present.
Well
present. Well done. Thanks. I'll let Sir
Kenny
Well done. Thanks. I'll let Sir Kenny know F they're not here soon,
they'll
Kenny know F they're not here soon, they'll be dead to him.
Kenny know F they're not here soon, they'll be dead to him.
Ladies
they'll be dead to him. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome
I
Ladies and gentleman, please welcome I nearly forgot, whatever you do,
don't
I nearly forgot, whatever you do, don't mention his ... What did he
say?
don't mention his ... What did he say? Speak up. His big ... wi - will
you
say? Speak up. His big ... wi - will you please welcome Sir Kenny Lilo.
APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE.
Good
APPLAUSE. Good evening. Why has Kenny invited
us
Good evening. Why has Kenny invited us all here to his humble abode I
hear
us all here to his humble abode I hear you ask? Why has Sir Kenny
invited
hear you ask? Why has Sir Kenny invited us all here to his humble
abode.
invited us all here to his humble abode. I hear you ... Good question,
I
abode. I hear you ... Good question, I have come up with the idea for a
show
I have come up with the idea for a show that will be the biggest
ratings
show that will be the biggest ratings smash in television history.
And
ratings smash in television history. And everyone here tonight is on my
short
And everyone here tonight is on my short list to be the host. Reveal
the
short list to be the host. Reveal the show.
short list to be the host. Reveal the show.
APPLAUSE
the show.
APPLAUSE.
I
APPLAUSE. I would kill to host that.
But
I would kill to host that. But before I make my decision -
dinner.
But before I make my decision -
dinner.
This
dinner. This looks so nice. It's impossible
to
This looks so nice. It's impossible to believe one of these people is a
killer.
to believe one of these people is a killer. These chips are great. Can
you
killer. These chips are great. Can you pass.
The
you pass. The gravy. Can't have chips without
gravy.
The gravy. Can't have chips without gravy. I agree. I'll have it back
when
gravy. I agree. I'll have it back when you finish dis M how can you
eat
when you finish dis M how can you eat knowing there are two dead
celebrities
eat knowing there are two dead celebrities out there. Lower your
voice.
celebrities out there. Lower your voice. How can you eat knowing there
are
voice. How can you eat knowing there are two dead celebrities out there?
LAUGHTER
We
LAUGHTER We can't solve a murder on an empty
stomach.
We can't solve a murder on an empty stomach. You're right, we need to
keep
stomach. You're right, we need to keep our strength up. Our stamina,
our
keep our strength up. Our stamina, our wits ... Declan can I have a
word.
our wits ... Declan can I have a word. Yeah sure. Under the table.
our wits ... Declan can I have a word. Yeah sure. Under the table.
What
word. Yeah sure. Under the table. What the hell is going on. Keith
Lemon's
What the hell is going on. Keith Lemon's dead. Up there, Keith is
dead.
Lemon's dead. Up there, Keith is dead. He's not dead. He's dead.
Lemon's dead. Up there, Keith is dead. He's not dead. He's dead.
Wait
dead. He's not dead. He's dead. Wait Wait here. Keith Lemon's dead!
I
Wait Wait here. Keith Lemon's dead! I told you. How did he get to Keith.
We
I told you. How did he get to Keith. We were there the whole time. Gravy.
Stop
We were there the whole time. Gravy. Stop thinking about.
Your
Stop thinking about. Your stomach for one minute, man.
They
Your stomach for one minute, man. They must have poisoned the gravy. I
bet
They must have poisoned the gravy. I bet it was the chef. Let's get in
the
bet it was the chef. Let's get in the kitchen. Hang on. What about
Keith
the kitchen. Hang on. What about Keith Lemon? He's still dead.
the kitchen. Hang on. What about Keith Lemon? He's still dead.
No
Keith Lemon? He's still dead. No I mean, can't just leave him
here,
No I mean, can't just leave him here, if people notice everyone will
panic
here, if people notice everyone will panic and then they will know we're
onto
panic and then they will know we're onto him. We will have to take him
with
onto him. We will have to take him with us. Three friends going to the
toilet
with us. Three friends going to the toilet together. No-one will suspect
a
toilet together. No-one will suspect a thing.
Don't
a thing. Don't mind us, we're just thee lads,
off
Don't mind us, we're just thee lads, off to the toilet for a wee and a
chitchat.
Isn't
chitchat. Isn't that right Keith.
Keith?
Isn't that right Keith. Keith? Can't wait to get to a toilet
Andean
Keith? Can't wait to get to a toilet Andean chin.
Wag.
Andean chin. Wag. Oosh, bang tidy.
He'll
He'll be
He'll be fine in there. To the
kitchen,
He'll be fine in there. To the kitchen, Watson.
He'll be fine in there. To the kitchen, Watson.
SCREAM.
Not
Not Ainsley.
Not
Not Ainsley.
No,
Not Ainsley. No, he definitely is.
Not Ainsley. No, he definitely is.
APPLAUSE
No, he definitely is.
APPLAUSE.
Oooohhhh.
APPLAUSE. Oooohhhh. Not Ainsley. Yes. Do you
still
Oooohhhh. Not Ainsley. Yes. Do you still have dirt under your.
Nails.
still have dirt under your. Nails. Yes. Well done. More from big
wig
Nails. Yes. Well done. More from big wig manor soon. Let's visit the
captain
wig manor soon. Let's visit the captain of competitions, Andi
Peters.
captain of competitions, Andi Peters. Where are you this week? Oh,
let
Peters. Where are you this week? Oh, let me tell you, I am in London's
Heathrow
let me tell you, I am in London's Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 because
here
Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 because here this lounge is the place on the
plane
here this lounge is the place on the plane winners lounge F you win one
of
plane winners lounge F you win one of these, you get to come into the
lounge
of these, you get to come into the lounge just like this. Welcome Mr
Peters,
lounge just like this. Welcome Mr Peters, back so soon? I think you'll
find
Peters, back so soon? I think you'll find this is my international
lifestyle.
find this is my international lifestyle. You'll get the whichness
to
lifestyle. You'll get the whichness to win not one, but you'll get eight
places
to win not one, but you'll get eight places on the plane, as well as the
eight
places on the plane, as well as the eight places on the plane, we give
you
eight places on the plane, we give you £75,000
Good
Good luck.
CHEERING
Thank
CHEERING Thank you very much Andi. Back now
to
Thank you very much Andi. Back now to our.
Star
to our. Star guest announcer, Daisy May
Cooper.
Star guest announcer, Daisy May Cooper. Like I always say, find
someone
Cooper. Like I always say, find someone who loves you as much as
Andi
someone who loves you as much as Andi Peters loves reading terms and
conditions.
LAUGHTER
still
LAUGHTER still to come - Winklhofer on the
brinkleman
still to come - Winklhofer on the brinkleman in brand new I'm a
Celebrity,
brinkleman in brand new I'm a Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear. There's
an
Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear. There's an incredible pile of prizes and
this
an incredible pile of prizes and this week Win the Ads. And we're all
going
this week Win the Ads. And we're all going to let it go, in the end of
the
going to let it go, in the end of the show show with Frozen the
Musical.
the show show with Frozen the Musical. See you after the break. #
the show show with Frozen the Musical. See you after the break. #.
APPLAUSE
Welcome
APPLAUSE Welcome back to Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to Saturday Night Takeaway. Still to come tonight, the
stars
Takeaway. Still to come tonight, the stars of the West End production of
Frozen
stars of the West End production of Frozen the Musical are here with a
special
Frozen the Musical are here with a special performance in The End of
the
special performance in The End of the Show Show. It's going to be
amazing.
the Show Show. It's going to be amazing. Before that, welcome the
star
amazing. Before that, welcome the star of our first I'm a Celebrity,
Get
star of our first I'm a Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear this series, it's
Claudia
Get Out Me Ear this series, it's Claudia Winkleman!
CHEERING
Claudia Winkleman! CHEERING & APPLAUSE
Claudia Winkleman! CHEERING & APPLAUSE.
It's
CHEERING & APPLAUSE. It's Claudia!
CHEERING & APPLAUSE. It's Claudia!
CHEERING
Claudia,
CHEERING Claudia, Claudia, it is such a treat
to
Claudia, Claudia, it is such a treat to have you on the show. Thank you
very
to have you on the show. Thank you very much. Now we can't wait to
watch
very much. Now we can't wait to watch this. Mainly because we've
never
watch this. Mainly because we've never had someone who found this as
hard
never had someone who found this as hard as you did. I found it - you
were
hard as you did. I found it - you were so sweet, you asked me. I was
like
were so sweet, you asked me. I was like no. Then I was like OK. You
think
like no. Then I was like OK. You think it's just going to be fine.
They're
think it's just going to be fine. They're in my ear. I will do
whatever
They're in my ear. I will do whatever they say. I couldn't cope
with
whatever they say. I couldn't cope with . It you know, you don't want
to
with . It you know, you don't want to watch this, have a nap. I can't
even
to watch this, have a nap. I can't even imagine. I fell apart. You lost
it
even imagine. I fell apart. You lost it from the off. From the beginning.
It
it from the off. From the beginning. It was good that I was wearing a
nappy.
It was good that I was wearing a nappy. I fell - the minute - and you
two,
nappy. I fell - the minute - and you two, I love you, so cheeky. We are.
I
two, I love you, so cheeky. We are. I wept down there and I was like,
please
I wept down there and I was like, please just look after me. You were
like,
please just look after me. You were like, OK, off we go. You got the
giggles
like, OK, off we go. You got the giggles worse than anyone who's ever
done
giggles worse than anyone who's ever done this. I'm sorry. We've done a
lot
done this. I'm sorry. We've done a lot of people.
It
lot of people. It was good. I thought I would hold
it
It was good. I thought I would hold it together and you would be in
charge.
it together and you would be in charge. I felt so bad for everybody
I
charge. I felt so bad for everybody I melt that day. Can I just
apologise.
I melt that day. Can I just apologise. You made me throw stuff.
Yes!
apologise. You made me throw stuff. Yes! Don't give it away. Let's watch
it.
Yes! Don't give it away. Let's watch it. Let's not wait any longer. Time
to
it. Let's not wait any longer. Time to find out who happened when we
sent
to find out who happened when we sent Claudia for a shopping trip in
brand
sent Claudia for a shopping trip in brand new I'm a Celebrity, Get Out
Me
brand new I'm a Celebrity, Get Out Me Ear.
Claudia,
Me Ear. Claudia, can you hear me? Yes, I
can.
Claudia, can you hear me? Yes, I can. Do you promise to do and say
everything
can. Do you promise to do and say everything we tell you? I promise I
will.
everything we tell you? I promise I will. I'll do everything.
Marvellous.
will. I'll do everything. Marvellous. Happy shopping. Gomez be
gentle:
Marvellous. Happy shopping. Gomez be gentle: OK grab a trolley, you're
shopping.
gentle: OK grab a trolley, you're shopping. Do I just wander around?
Just
shopping. Do I just wander around? Just wander around. Talk to him, hi,
how
Just wander around. Talk to him, hi, how are you? Hiya homeworks are you?
Excuse
how are you? Hiya homeworks are you? Excuse me can I goodest some help.
How
Excuse me can I goodest some help. How can I help you?
Excuse me can I goodest some help. How can I help you?
Laughing
How can I help you? Laughing already. Oh, God. You know
those
Laughing already. Oh, God. You know those wooden things? I just need a
bit
those wooden things? I just need a bit of help. I'm so sorry. It's
wooden
bit of help. I'm so sorry. It's wooden and ... I haven't finished.
bit of help. I'm so sorry. It's wooden and ... I haven't finished.
OK.
wooden and ... I haven't finished. OK. Hold on a sec. Actually, no it's
made
OK. Hold on a sec. Actually, no it's made out of cork. It's cork. Can you
help
made out of cork. It's cork. Can you help me? A cork thing, is that it?
Right
help me? A cork thing, is that it? Right in front of me. Sorry, Sir .
Thank
Right in front of me. Sorry, Sir . Thank you.
Right in front of me. Sorry, Sir . Thank you.
Get
Thank you. Get a big pot. Pop it on your head.
Pardon?
Get a big pot. Pop it on your head. Pardon? Are you who you think are
you?
Pardon? Are you who you think are you? Davina McCall? I am Davina. Can
I
you? Davina McCall? I am Davina. Can I have a selfie? Leave the pot on
your
I have a selfie? Leave the pot on your head. While you do the selfie,
yeah?
your head. While you do the selfie,
yeah?
APPLAUSE
yeah?
APPLAUSE.
That's
APPLAUSE. That's perfect. Nice to meet you.
Nice
That's perfect. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I can't believe we
met.
Nice to meet you. I can't believe we
met.
LAUGHTER
met.
LAUGHTER.
You
LAUGHTER. You want to head over to where the
wooden
You want to head over to where the wooden spoons are, if you can see
them.
wooden spoons are, if you can see them. That's it. Excuse me do you
work
them. That's it. Excuse me do you work here? Could you borrow you a
second.
work here? Could you borrow you a second. Excuse me, could I borrow
you?
second. Excuse me, could I borrow you? How can I help? These spoons.
These
you? How can I help? These spoons. These spoons . Are they all the
same?
These spoons . Are they all the
same?
Are
same? Are they all the same? Yeah. Which
would
Are they all the same? Yeah. Which would you recommend? Which would you
recommend?
would you recommend? Which would you recommend? Throw it over your
shoulder.
recommend? Throw it over your shoulder. No, and no. Chuck em.
Chuck
shoulder. No, and no. Chuck em. Chuck them.
LAUGHTER
Chuck them.
LAUGHTER.
What
LAUGHTER. What are you doing that They're not
right.
You
right. You like this one? What do we think
of
You like this one? What do we think of this one? I prefer this one. Do
you
of this one? I prefer this one. Do you like this one? No, no. No. #
of this one? I prefer this one. Do you like this one? No, no. No. #.
LAUGHTER
you like this one? No, no. No. #.
LAUGHTER.
You
LAUGHTER. You throw it over your shoulder,
it's
You throw it over your shoulder, it's empowering. Go on do it.
You throw it over your shoulder, it's empowering. Go on do it.
Can't
it's empowering. Go on do it. Can't make a customer to it. Go on
do
Can't make a customer to it. Go on do it. Yes! Feels good doesn't it?
Feels
do it. Yes! Feels good doesn't it? Feels good. We have to say goodbye
now.
Feels good. We have to say goodbye now. OK, bye. Hedge. We've got you
in
now. OK, bye. Hedge. We've got you in the restaurant. Just have a look
at
in the restaurant. Just have a look at people's plates. Have a look at
their
at people's plates. Have a look at their food. Just go, aha, look at
this
their food. Just go, aha, look at this food. Aha.
LAUGHTER
this food. Aha.
LAUGHTER.
Just
LAUGHTER. Just aha. Aha.
LAUGHTER. Just aha. Aha.
LAUGHTER
I
LAUGHTER I see. I see. I know what I'm
getting,
I see. I see. I know what I'm getting, to the tills!
Look
getting, to the tills! Look at that face. Got to be
meatballs,
Look at that face. Got to be meatballs, hasn't it guys? Got to be
meatballs, hasn't it guys? Got to be meatballs, hasn't it guys. Meaat
balls.
meatballs, hasn't it guys. Meaat balls. Meaat balls.
meatballs, hasn't it guys. Meaat balls. Meaat balls.
What
balls. Meaat balls. What are these lovely things on the
plates.
What are these lovely things on the plates. Is it cake? It looks good.
Take
plates. Is it cake? It looks good. Take the plate, have a bite and put
it
Take the plate, have a bite and put it back.
Take the plate, have a bite and put it back.
Have
it back. Have a little bite of it in the
queue.
Have a little bite of it in the
queue.
One
queue. One bite. Just here. One bite. Just
one
One bite. Just here. One bite. Just one bite. I'm going to just try it.
Don't
one bite. I'm going to just try it. Don't tell anyone.
one bite. I'm going to just try it. Don't tell anyone.
Oh,
Don't tell anyone. Oh, yeah that's.
Lovely.
Oh, yeah that's. Lovely. Put it back.
Worth
Lovely. Put it back. Worth it. Do you want to try it.
Guys
Worth it. Do you want to try it. Guys do you want to try the cake? Do
you
Guys do you want to try the cake? Do you want to try? A little bite, in
the
you want to try? A little bite, in the queue. Try before you buy. Try
before
the queue. Try before you buy. Try before you buy. If you don't like
it,
before you buy. If you don't like it, you just leave it. I've left my
there.
it, you just leave it. I've left my there. Store policy. Store policy.
Hi
there. Store policy. Store policy. Hi there, how are you? Hi there, how
are
Hi there, how are you? Hi there, how are you? Not so bad. I've come for
your
are you? Not so bad. I've come for your meatballs. I've come for your
meatballs.
your meatballs. I've come for your meatballs. Gravy? Yes gravy. No
gravy.
meatballs. Gravy? Yes gravy. No gravy. No, no gravy. Chips or mash?
Chips.
gravy. No, no gravy. Chips or mash? Chips. Chips please. Do you get
extra
Chips. Chips please. Do you get extra chips for being on the telly?
No.
LAUGHTER
OK,
LAUGHTER OK, get a seat. Join a table of
other
OK, get a seat. Join a table of other people. Sit down and have your
lunch
other people. Sit down and have your lunch with them. Those two ladies?
Hi.
lunch with them. Those two ladies? Hi. Do you mind if I sit here? No.
Thank
Hi. Do you mind if I sit here? No. Thank you very much. We're going
soon.
Thank you very much. We're going soon. Got enough meatballs there. Do
you
soon. Got enough meatballs there. Do you want one? Do you want one. No
I'm
you want one? Do you want one. No I'm fine. Watch this ladies, get a
meatball,
I'm fine. Watch this ladies, get a meatball, catch it in your mouth.
Ask
meatball, catch it in your mouth. Ask them to give you aI drum roll.
Would
Ask them to give you aI drum roll. Would you mind giving me a drum
roll.
Keep
roll. Keep going.
roll. Keep going.
LAUGHTER
Keep going.
LAUGHTER.
Faster.
LAUGHTER. Faster. All right guys.
LAUGHTER. Faster. All right guys.
Thank
Faster. All right guys. Thank you.
Faster. All right guys. Thank you.
Have
Thank you. Have a go, I'll do a drum roll. Go
on.
Have a go, I'll do a drum roll. Go on. Take to the floor.
Have a go, I'll do a drum roll. Go on. Take to the floor.
MUSIC.
Do
MUSIC. Do you reckon the guys with the
woolly
Do you reckon the guys with the woolly hats can do it. Guys,
quickly,
woolly hats can do it. Guys, quickly, throw a meatball in the air
and
quickly, throw a meatball in the air and catch it in your mouth. All
right.
and catch it in your mouth. All right. Stand up.
and catch it in your mouth. All right. Stand up.
Yes!
right. Stand up.
Yes!
Eat
Yes! Eat that!
Yes! Eat
Yes! Eat that!
Well
Eat that! Well done.
Eat that! Well done.
Put
Well done. Put the tray down in the middle of
the
Put the tray down in the middle of the into there.
And
the into there. And just wander off.
the into there. And just wander off.
She's
And just wander off. She's put it on the floor.
And just wander off. She's put it on the floor.
Go
She's put it on the floor. Go into that showroom there, have a
walk
Go into that showroom there, have a walk in.
Go into that showroom there, have a walk in.
Get
walk in. Get under the covers in the bed.
walk in. Get under the covers in the bed.
Yes,
Get under the covers in the bed. Yes, come on. Get under the covers
in
Yes, come on. Get under the covers in the bed and pull them over your
head.
in the bed and pull them over your
head.
I
head. I can't do that. Shout hello. Hello?
head. I can't do that. Shout hello. Hello?
Hello?
I can't do that. Shout hello. Hello?
Hello?
Oh,
Hello? Oh, hi.
Hello? Oh, hi.
Now
Oh, hi. Now boo.
Oh, hi. Now boo.
Looking
Now boo. Looking for a bed? No, because I can
highly
Looking for a bed? No, because I can highly recommend this one.
It's
highly recommend this one. It's lovely. Have a lie down. Have a
lie
It's lovely. Have a lie down. Have a lie down. Go on. Can you get in,
please?
lie down. Go on. Can you get in, please? I need to know what it looks
like
please? I need to know what it looks like with two people in. Both legs
in.
like with two people in. Both legs in. Both legs in.
like with two people in. Both legs in. Both legs in.
Yeah,
in. Both legs in. Yeah, this is lovely.
in. Both legs in. Yeah, this is lovely.
You
Yeah, this is lovely. You turn to him and say good night
Claudia.
You turn to him and say good night Claudia. Could you say good night
Claudia?
Claudia. Could you say good night Claudia? What. A bit of role play.
Just
Claudia? What. A bit of role play. Just role playing.
Claudia? What. A bit of role play. Just role playing.
Or
Just role playing. Or good morning.
Just role playing. Or good morning.
I
Or good morning. I think it's the bed for me. Do you
like
I think it's the bed for me. Do you like it?
I think it's the bed for me. Do you like it?
Is
like it? Is it comfortable? Do you want to
try
Is it comfortable? Do you want to try it? Swing your legs in. Swing
your
try it? Swing your legs in. Swing your legs in. Claudia you get in
between
your legs in. Claudia you get in between them.
Let
between them. Let me see what it's like. Because
we've
Let me see what it's like. Because we've got big kids.
That's
we've got big kids. That's it.
we've got big kids. That's it.
Don't
That's it. Don't put your hand down there, it's
weird.
Don't put your hand down there, it's weird. Don't put your hand down
there,
weird. Don't put your hand down there, its weird.
weird. Don't put your hand down there, its weird.
Let's
there, its weird. Let's all close our eyes and pretend
we're
Let's all close our eyes and pretend we're asleep. Let's shut our eyes
and
we're asleep. Let's shut our eyes and pretend we're asleep. If I do
that,
and pretend we're asleep. If I do that, I will be asleep. So will I.
Have
that, I will be asleep. So will I. Have you got any idea what's going
on
Have you got any idea what's going on here? Do you know was going on
here?
on here? Do you know was going on here? No.
LAUGHTER
I
LAUGHTER I can't believe you're leaving.
Where
I can't believe you're leaving. Where are you going? Thank you.
Thank
Where are you going? Thank you. Thank you so much. Say see you
later,
Thank you so much. Say see you later, mate. See you later. I'll see
myself
later, mate. See you later. I'll see myself out. Oh, that's amazing.
Don't
myself out. Oh, that's amazing. Don't let it be a one night thing.
myself out. Oh, that's amazing. Don't let it be a one night thing.
Who's
Don't let it be a one night thing. Who's this coming? Say excuse me?
Excuse
Who's this coming? Say excuse me? Excuse me. I can't make my mind up.
I've
Excuse me. I can't make my mind up. I've been thinking about this. I'm
an
I've been thinking about this. I'm an architect. You're an architect,
could
an architect. You're an architect, could am in. You are also customer?
Gentleman
could am in. You are also customer? Gentleman I am. Grab a seat on the
sofa.
Gentleman I am. Grab a seat on the sofa. No it's OK. OK, do you not
like
sofa. No it's OK. OK, do you not like the sofa? Let's move the sofa
to
like the sofa? Let's move the sofa to the corridor. Lets put it in the
corridor.
to the corridor. Lets put it in the corridor. Yeah can you help? Do you
mind
corridor. Yeah can you help? Do you mind helping? Shall we.
Lift
mind helping? Shall we. Lift it up.
mind helping? Shall we. Lift it up.
It's
Lift it up. It's a bit heavy.
Lift it up. It's a bit heavy.
Just
It's a bit heavy. Just move stuff out? Shall we take
this
Just move stuff out? Shall we take this out?
It's
this out? It's OK, don't worry. It's all
right,
It's OK, don't worry. It's all right, don't worry.
Why
right, don't worry. Why just put it over there. You're
right
Why just put it over there. You're right get rid of the lamp. You're
right,
right get rid of the lamp. You're right, get rid of the lamp. What
about
right, get rid of the lamp. What about the tray? I know what you're
thinking.
about the tray? I know what you're thinking. I know what you're
thinking.
thinking. I know what you're thinking. Get rid of it. Take some
notes.
thinking. Get rid of it. Take some notes. Smart. What are you writing?
Talk
notes. Smart. What are you writing? Talk me through it. What are you too
egg
Talk me through it. What are you too egg to find? Peace. There's too much
clutter
egg to find? Peace. There's too much clutter on this shelfing unit. There
is
clutter on this shelfing unit. There is too much on that unit. I agree.
clutter on this shelfing unit. There is too much on that unit. I agree.
What
is too much on that unit. I agree. What should come out? What should
come
What should come out? What should come out? This? Goodbye. Throw it.
Throw
come out? This? Goodbye. Throw it. Throw it!
THROW
Throw it! THROW IT!
Throw it! THROW IT!
LAUGHTER
THROW IT!
LAUGHTER.
Have
LAUGHTER. Have you got a broom? Do you have a
broom?
Have you got a broom? Do you have a
broom?
Shall
broom? Shall we take the whole shelfing
out?
Shall we take the whole shelfing
out?
Shall
out? Shall we take out the shelfing. I'm
happy
Shall we take out the shelfing. I'm happy to.
You
happy to. You know what I'm worried about,
this
You know what I'm worried about, this place is too sparse? Do we
think
this place is too sparse? Do we think this is now too sparse? Just
get
think this is now too sparse? Just get in the bed and sigh night,
night.
get in the bed and sigh night, night. Thank you. Night, night. It
was
night. Thank you. Night, night. It was lovely to meet you. Night,
night.
was lovely to meet you. Night, night. Night, night.
was lovely to meet you. Night, night. Night, night.
LAUGHTER
night. Night, night.
LAUGHTER.
I
LAUGHTER. I can't cope.
LAUGHTER. I can't cope.
APPLAUSE.
You
APPLAUSE. You two. Claudia, we loved it. I'm
so
You two. Claudia, we loved it. I'm so sorry I was the worst ever. No,
you
so sorry I was the worst ever. No, you were both very good and very bad
at
you were both very good and very bad at the same time. How was it for
you,
at the same time. How was it for you, in all seriousness. It was, it
went.
Against
went. Against everything that I've told my
kids.
Against everything that I've told my kids. That is naughty, I had to
smash
kids. That is naughty, I had to smash something. When you said throw
a
smash something. When you said throw a spoon and I had to say stuff to
the
a spoon and I had to say stuff to the gentlemen and I'm sorry, haven't
quite
the gentlemen and I'm sorry, haven't quite - and I've never said that to
anybody.
quite - and I've never said that to anybody. It was a mix. I wanted to
make
anybody. It was a mix. I wanted to make you happy, but I also couldn't
bear
make you happy, but I also couldn't bear what I was doing. Are you in
touch
bear what I was doing. Are you in touch with any of the several men
you
touch with any of the several men you shared a bed with? They're in my
house.
you shared a bed with? They're in my house. Good, glad to hear that. Did
it
house. Good, glad to hear that. Did it not feel liberating though, when
you
it not feel liberating though, when you finally smashed that ornament?
No.
you finally smashed that ornament? No. OK. I felt so bad, I immediately
said
No. OK. I felt so bad, I immediately said I've got to tidy up. You guys
were
said I've got to tidy up. You guys were like, no continue absolutely
no.
were like, no continue absolutely no. You were brilliant. And you've
been
no. You were brilliant. And you've been a brilliant sport. Let's hear
it
been a brilliant sport. Let's hear it one more time for the fantastic,
Claudia
it one more time for the fantastic, Claudia Winkleman!
CHEERING
Claudia Winkleman!
CHEERING.
You
CHEERING. You were.
Brilliant.
You were. Brilliant. We loved it. Thank you.
We
Brilliant. We loved it. Thank you. We love you. Thank you.
Brilliant. We loved it. Thank you. We love you. Thank you.
APPLAUSE
Watching
APPLAUSE Watching her watch it made it for
me.
Watching her watch it made it for me. Threw the fringe. Loads more to
come
me. Threw the fringe. Loads more to come this series, take a look at
this:
This
this: This is going to be awful. Let's go.
Oh,
This is going to be awful. Let's go. Oh, yummy. We're still live. Oh, my
God.
Oh, yummy. We're still live. Oh, my God. Does this monster not bounce.
Tada.
God. Does this monster not bounce. Tada. Who's there? Ant McPartlin of
Ant
Tada. Who's there? Ant McPartlin of Ant and Dec speak being, how can I
help?
Ant and Dec speak being, how can I help? Can't wait to show you all of
that.
help? Can't wait to show you all of
that.
Daisy,
that. Daisy, what did you make of Claudia
and
Daisy, what did you make of Claudia and get out me ear. To be honest,
I've
and get out me ear. To be honest, I've acted like that in IKEA,
without
I've acted like that in IKEA, without anybody telling me what to
do.
without anybody telling me what to do. Still to come: One of this
lovely
do. Still to come: One of this lovely lot could get their hands on
some
lovely lot could get their hands on some amazing prizes in Win the Ads.
And
some amazing prizes in Win the Ads. And we'll.
Let
And we'll. Let the storm rage on when Frozen
the
Let the storm rage on when Frozen the Musical comes The End of the
Show
the Musical comes The End of the Show Show. See you in a few minutes.
Welcome
Welcome back to Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to Saturday Night Takeaway. Still to come - we join
the
Takeaway. Still to come - we join the stars of Frozen the Musical for
a
the stars of Frozen the Musical for a spectacular end end. First, it's
time
a spectacular end end. First, it's time to Win the Ads.
a spectacular end end. First, it's time to Win the Ads.
Who
time to Win the Ads. Who wants to win a lorry load of
fantastic
Who wants to win a lorry load of fantastic prizes?
Who wants to win a lorry load of fantastic prizes?
And
fantastic prizes? And glad to hear it. It's time to
give
And glad to hear it. It's time to give a member of the audience the
chance
give a member of the audience the chance to win the contents of the ad
breaks
chance to win the contents of the ad breaks from one of the two ITV
shows,
breaks from one of the two ITV shows, Tuesday's Tipping Point and
DNA
shows, Tuesday's Tipping Point and DNA journey. I love DNA journey. And
to
DNA journey. I love DNA journey. And to reveal who's playing tonight,
let's
to reveal who's playing tonight, let's fire up the audience cam.
Off
let's fire up the audience cam. Off you go!
Who
Off you go! Who are ago egg to pick for us this
week?
Is
week? Is it going to be you?
week? Is it going to be you?
No.
Is it going to be you?
No.
Move
No. Move on. Lets find someone. Let's
have
Move on. Lets find someone. Let's have a player for Win the Ads. Is it
going
have a player for Win the Ads. Is it going to be you? No.
have a player for Win the Ads. Is it going to be you? No.
Move
going to be you? No. Move on. Audience, we're here to
find
Move on. Audience, we're here to find a player to Win the Ads. Is it
going
find a player to Win the Ads. Is it going to be you? Yes!
It's
going to be you? Yes! It's you. Matthew Benjamin. Come
down
It's you. Matthew Benjamin. Come down and join us.
It's you. Matthew Benjamin. Come down and join us.
Here
down and join us. Here he comes, while Matthew gets
down
Here he comes, while Matthew gets down here, let's see what's up for
grabs
down here, let's see what's up for grabs tonight.
down here, let's see what's up for grabs tonight.
Seven
grabs tonight. Seven night holiday for two. Stay at
the
Seven night holiday for two. Stay at the blue water.
Resort
the blue water. Resort and spa Antigua, courtesy of
British
Resort and spa Antigua, courtesy of British Airways. £10,000 for a home
makeover,
British Airways. £10,000 for a home makeover, courtesy of sofa.com. A
55-inch
makeover, courtesy of sofa.com. A 55-inch TV and two galaxy S23s from
Samsung.
55-inch TV and two galaxy S23s from Samsung. An air friar. A cruise for
a
Samsung. An air friar. A cruise for a family of four to any northern
European
a family of four to any northern European destination. £1,000 to
spend
European destination. £1,000 to spend on a shopping spree with Jamie
Redknapp.
spend on a shopping spree with Jamie Redknapp. Four tickets to see any
Michael
Redknapp. Four tickets to see any Michael Buble UK show. 2,500 to
spend
Michael Buble UK show. 2,500 to spend on flowers. £5,000 to spend on
appliances
spend on flowers. £5,000 to spend on appliances and £3,000 to spend a
resort
appliances and £3,000 to spend a resort holiday. Plus cereal,
toothpaste,
resort holiday. Plus cereal, toothpaste, a blender and enough
bananas
toothpaste, a blender and enough bananas to stick on Dec's pajamas.
It's
bananas to stick on Dec's pajamas. It's Matthew. He's down here. Well
done
It's Matthew. He's down here. Well done for getting down here. Thank
you
done for getting down here. Thank you very much: Congratulations. Who
are
you very much: Congratulations. Who are you here with tonight? My sister
Laura.
are you here with tonight? My sister Laura. Hi Laura.
CHEERING
What
CHEERING What do you do? I'm a sales rep. And
do
What do you do? I'm a sales rep. And do you watch the show. I do every
week.
do you watch the show. I do every week. You've been keeping a close
eye
week. You've been keeping a close eye on the news. Indeed. Spin
around.
And
around. And look at the board. Take a final
look
And look at the board. Take a final look at them. Because we're going to
shuffle
look at them. Because we're going to shuffle them up and give them a
number.
shuffle them up and give them a number. None of us know which prizes
are
number. None of us know which prizes are where. We will ask you as many
questions
are where. We will ask you as many questions as we can in 60 questions.
All
questions as we can in 60 questions. All the questions from the news this
week.
All the questions from the news this week. Get a question right, pick a
under
week. Get a question right, pick a under and the prize could be yours
to
under and the prize could be yours to take away. You know how it works.
Shall
to take away. You know how it works. Shall we do it. Let's go. Come on,
pal.
Shall we do it. Let's go. Come on,
pal.
We'll
pal. We'll put 60 seconds on the clock.
pal. We'll put 60 seconds on the clock.
There's
We'll put 60 seconds on the clock. There's your 60 seconds. Very best
of
There's your 60 seconds. Very best of luck. Your time starts now.
Toblerone
of luck. Your time starts now. Toblerone have announced the removal
of
Toblerone have announced the removal of which mountain that features on
its
of which mountain that features on its packaging, mount Blanc or the
Matterhorn.
its packaging, mount Blanc or the Matterhorn. Matterhorn. Number? 7.
Mow
Matterhorn. Matterhorn. Number? 7. Mow Farah came second in a dad's
running
Mow Farah came second in a dad's running race to a man wearing what,
jeans
running race to a man wearing what, jeans or flip flops . Flip flops.
Jeans.
jeans or flip flops . Flip flops. Jeans. Villagers in Dorset have.
Complained
Jeans. Villagers in Dorset have. Complained been being awake by what,
street
Complained been being awake by what, street lights or a loud fox. Loud
fox.
street lights or a loud fox. Loud fox. No. Who has been announced as
the
fox. No. Who has been announced as the host of the Oscars. Jimmy Kimel.
Pick
the host of the Oscars. Jimmy Kimel. Pick a number. 2. A man in
Manchester
Pick a number. 2. A man in Manchester went viral for what
tattooed
Manchester went viral for what tattooed on histoma being ah, I six
pack
tattooed on histoma being ah, I six pack or packet of crisp Six pack.
Pick
pack or packet of crisp Six pack. Pick a number. 12. Crufs is taking
place
Pick a number. 12. Crufs is taking place wherein the UK, Manchester or
Birmingham?
place wherein the UK, Manchester or Birmingham? Birmingham. Pick a
number.
Birmingham? Birmingham. Pick a number. 5: Bournemouth played
Liverpool
number. 5: Bournemouth played Liverpool in the Premier League
today,
Liverpool in the Premier League today, who won? Bournemouth. Yes.
Pick
today, who won? Bournemouth. Yes. Pick a number. 16. An item produced
for
Pick a number. 16. An item produced for the first class Titanic
passengers
for the first class Titanic passengers is discovered amongst the
includer
passengers is discovered amongst the includer in a kitchen in
Staffordshire.
includer in a kitchen in Staffordshire. Was it a cup or
plate?
Staffordshire. Was it a cup or plate? A cup. It was. Pick your
final
plate? A cup. It was. Pick your final number. Ten.
plate? A cup. It was. Pick your final number. Ten.
Well
final number. Ten. Well done.
final number. Ten. Well done.
Six
Well done. Six correct, which means you got six
prizes.
Six correct, which means you got six prizes. Thank you.
Six correct, which means you got six prizes. Thank you.
Of
prizes. Thank you. Of course, you have no idea which
six
Of course, you have no idea which six prizes you've got. Now you've
got
six prizes you've got. Now you've got a decision to make. You're going
to
got a decision to make. You're going to decide whether to stay with the
prizes
to decide whether to stay with the prizes you've won or play with a
chance
prizes you've won or play with a chance to take away all 16. One
final
chance to take away all 16. One final question, the wrong answer
means
final question, the wrong answer means you lose those prizes. The
right
means you lose those prizes. The right answer means you take away
everything.
right answer means you take away everything. Tough decision because
we
everything. Tough decision because we don't know what you've won so
far.
we don't know what you've won so far. And you've kind of spread them
around
far. And you've kind of spread them around the board as well. Nicely
played.
around the board as well. Nicely played. Just for you at home, here
are
played. Just for you at home, here are the prizes that Matthew has
already
are the prizes that Matthew has already won.
That's
already won. That's what he's got. That's what he
would
That's what he's got. That's what he would be putting at risk if he were
to
would be putting at risk if he were to play on. Let's take them down.
Remember,
to play on. Let's take them down. Remember, we don't know what they
are.
Remember, we don't know what they are. Neither do the audience in the
studio.
are. Neither do the audience in the studio. Matthew doesn't know. It's a
big
studio. Matthew doesn't know. It's a big decision. Should he stay.
With
big decision. Should he stay. With the six that he's got or play
on
With the six that he's got or play on for the chance to take away all
16?
on for the chance to take away all 16? Would you stay or would you
play?
16? Would you stay or would you
play?
They're
play? They're shouting play. I wonder what
Daisy
They're shouting play. I wonder what Daisy May Cooper thinks he should
do?
Daisy May Cooper thinks he should do? Don't ask me. I think take a
chance
do? Don't ask me. I think take a chance and worst case scenario,
you've
chance and worst case scenario, you've met Ant and Dec. That's true.
Good
you've met Ant and Dec. That's true. Good point. OK, that's what
everybody
Good point. OK, that's what everybody else thinks. Including
Daisy.
everybody else thinks. Including Daisy. It's not up to them. As
always
Daisy. It's not up to them. As always it's only up to you. What are
you
always it's only up to you. What are you going to do, stay or play? I'm
only
you going to do, stay or play? I'm only here once, I'll play.
you going to do, stay or play? I'm only here once, I'll play.
APPLAUSE
for
APPLAUSE for the first time tonight, let's
see
for the first time tonight, let's see what you had already won.
Oh,
see what you had already won. Oh, my. Look at that, Caribbean
holiday.
Oh, my. Look at that, Caribbean holiday. 3-and-a-half grand to spend
on
holiday. 3-and-a-half grand to spend on a.
Get
on a. Get away. 2-and-a-half grand for
kitchen
Get away. 2-and-a-half grand for kitchen applieses. Cereal, flowers,
pretty
kitchen applieses. Cereal, flowers, pretty good prizes there.
That's
pretty good prizes there. That's what you had. But you decided
to
That's what you had. But you decided to play, silence in the studio. I
have
to play, silence in the studio. I have to accept your first answer. So
be
have to accept your first answer. So be careful. Here's your make or
break
be careful. Here's your make or break question: It was reported this
week
break question: It was reported this week that a London Airport is to
scrap
week that a London Airport is to scrap the rule prohibiting Cairns
holding
scrap the rule prohibiting Cairns holding more than 100m ls in hand
luggage
holding more than 100m ls in hand luggage in time for the Easter
holidays.
luggage in time for the Easter holidays. Which airport is it? Is it
London
holidays. Which airport is it? Is it London City airport or London
Stansted?
London City airport or London
Stansted?
I'll
Stansted? I'll go with Stansted.
Matthew
I'll go with Stansted. Matthew ... it's the wrong answer.
Oh,
Matthew ... it's the wrong answer. Oh, Matthew, I'm so gutted. Gutted
You
Oh, Matthew, I'm so gutted. Gutted You lose those prizes I'm afraid.
But
You lose those prizes I'm afraid. But hey, nobody goes away empty
handed.
But hey, nobody goes away empty handed. With our compliments take
away
handed. With our compliments take away the Saturday Night Takeaway
toilet
away the Saturday Night Takeaway toilet roll.
away the Saturday Night Takeaway toilet roll.
One
toilet roll. One more.
Time
One more. Time for Matthew everybody. Sorry.
One more. Time for Matthew everybody. Sorry.
APPLAUSE
Time for Matthew everybody. Sorry.
APPLAUSE.
You
APPLAUSE. You could be here to win the ads
next
You could be here to win the ads next week, if you go to the website
for
next week, if you go to the website for all the details. Back to Andi
Peters.
for all the details. Back to Andi
Peters.
I'm
Peters. I'm at another London Airport, I'm
an
I'm at another London Airport, I'm an London's Heathrow Airport with
our
an London's Heathrow Airport with our amazing prize.
£75,000.
Courtesy
£75,000. Courtesy of British Airways holidays
and
Courtesy of British Airways holidays and universal Orlando resort, you
will
and universal Orlando resort, you will also get not one, but you will
get
will also get not one, but you will get eight places on the plane.
will also get not one, but you will get eight places on the plane.
It
get eight places on the plane. It is an