MUSIC
Ready?
EXCITEDLY:
Ready? EXCITEDLY: I can't wait.
Ready? EXCITEDLY: I can't wait.
TOGETHER:
EXCITEDLY: I can't wait. TOGETHER: Roll the titles!
#
TOGETHER: Roll the titles! # I just can't wait 'til Saturday.
#
# I just can't wait 'til Saturday. # I can't wait for Saturday. # It's
Saturday,
# I can't wait for Saturday. # It's Saturday, it's 7.00 and we're live
from
Saturday, it's 7.00 and we're live from Television Centre in London,
with
from Television Centre in London, with a brand-new series and a
brand-new
with a brand-new series and a brand-new live virtual audience.
Coming
brand-new live virtual audience. Coming up on tonight's jam-packed
show:
There's
show: There's own goals galore for Harry
and
There's own goals galore for Harry and Jamie Redknapp in brand-new Get
Out
and Jamie Redknapp in brand-new Get Out Of Me Ear.
Fleur
Out Of Me Ear. Fleur East is out and about
somewhere
Fleur East is out and about somewhere in the UK, ready to give
one
somewhere in the UK, ready to give one of you lot at home an incredible
prize.
And
prize. And there's the return of Mulhern,
when
And there's the return of Mulhern, when the boys Go For Gold in all-new
Ant
when the boys Go For Gold in all-new Ant versus Dec.
Plus
Ant versus Dec. Plus for one night only, your star
guest
Plus for one night only, your star guest announcer, it's me, Olly
Alexander!
But
Alexander! But first, that's a surprisingly big
Ant
But first, that's a surprisingly big Ant McPartlin.
And
Ant McPartlin. And that's a ridiculously big Declan
Donnelly.
And
Donnelly. And kicking off a brand-new series
of
And kicking off a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway,
with
of your Saturday Night Takeaway, with 'Enough is Enough', it's Gary
Barlow
with 'Enough is Enough', it's Gary Barlow and Beverley Knight!
SONG: 'Enough Is Enough'.
# The words of this song
# They're a warning to the living
# The words of this song
# They're a given, So baby, listen
# I wanna be a bad influence
# I wanna be the one who takes you Down the wrong road
# Won't stop until you say It's enough
# Let's dance until we drop And wake up in the same clothes
ANT AND DEC KNOCK ON THE SCREEN
# I wanna take you higher
# Let me take you down low
# When you feel like you're on fire
# When you finally lose control
# This crazy night is waking
# Hearts are breaking
# Let's get this
# Music in time With the love we're making
# I'll keep going 'til you say Enough is enough
# And I won't stop pouring drinks Until you say it's too much
# There's no way out of these arms Until you run out of love
# Oh, baby, we'll keep dancin 'til You say enough is enough
# Ahhh
# I'll keep pushing till you shout You're giving it up
# You can run and try to escape but It's gonna be tough
# Say a prayer and ask for mercy or Some help from above
# Oh, baby, I'll stop dancing When you say enough is enough
# When you say enough is enough
# We'll keep dancing 'til you say It's enough
# Wooh, ooh
# You and me
# We'll keep dancing 'til you say
# It's enough (Hey, hey)
# And enough
# And enough,
# Mmm
# Never enough. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Let's
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's hear it for Beverley Knight.
And
Let's hear it for Beverley Knight. And he'll be back later for a very
special
And he'll be back later for a very special End Of The Show Show, Gary
Barlow!
special End Of The Show Show, Gary
Barlow!
Thanks,
Barlow! Thanks, guys. What a start.
Hello
Thanks, guys. What a start. Hello and welcome to a brand-new
series
Hello and welcome to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night
Takeaway,
series of your Saturday Night Takeaway, still the only show on
telly
Takeaway, still the only show on telly that says, 'Don't just watch
the
telly that says, 'Don't just watch the adverts...'
AUDIENCE:
the adverts...' AUDIENCE: 'WIN 'EM!'
Yes,
AUDIENCE: 'WIN 'EM!' Yes, you've got it. Yes! You did it!
We're
Yes, you've got it. Yes! You did it! We're so excited to be back in the
studio.
We're so excited to be back in the
studio.
Obviously,
studio. Obviously, things are going to be a
bit
Obviously, things are going to be a bit different this year, but it's
going
bit different this year, but it's going to be an absolute privilege to
bring
going to be an absolute privilege to bring you a Takeaway every Saturday
night
bring you a Takeaway every Saturday night for the next seven weeks.
And
night for the next seven weeks. And we'll be doing that with the
help
And we'll be doing that with the help of our virtual audience -
there
help of our virtual audience - there they are.
help of our virtual audience - there they are.
Let's
there they are. Let's say hello to this week's
audience.
Let's say hello to this week's audience. Hello, everybody.
Let's say hello to this week's audience. Hello, everybody.
Lovely
audience. Hello, everybody. Lovely to see you all.
audience. Hello, everybody. Lovely to see you all.
For
Lovely to see you all. For the first time ever, we can see
live
For the first time ever, we can see live into over 300 living rooms all
at
live into over 300 living rooms all at the same time.
300
at the same time. 300 living rooms.
So
300 living rooms. So make sure you're decent - and
yes,
So make sure you're decent - and yes, I'm talking to you, madam.
A
yes, I'm talking to you, madam. A couple of borderline ones over
there!
A couple of borderline ones over there! Yes.
Right,
there! Yes. Right, let's say hello to our first
star
Right, let's say hello to our first star guest announcer of the series,
the
star guest announcer of the series, the fantastic Olly Alexander.
star guest announcer of the series, the fantastic Olly Alexander.
Hello,
the fantastic Olly Alexander. Hello, Olly. Hi, Olly. How are you?
I'm
Hello, Olly. Hi, Olly. How are you? I'm so good.
I'm
I'm so good. I'm a huge fan of the show - and I'm
so
I'm a huge fan of the show - and I'm so excited to be out of the house
that
so excited to be out of the house that I've decided to wear a brand
new
that I've decided to wear a brand new outfit for every part of the
show.
We
show. We love that. That is dedication.
Olly,
We love that. That is dedication. Olly, congratulations on the success
and
Olly, congratulations on the success and your performance in 'It's A
Sin'.
and your performance in 'It's A
Sin'.
And
Sin'. And your performance in particular.
Well
And your performance in particular. Well done.
So,
Well done. So, the big question is: What are
you
So, the big question is: What are you going to be in next?
Well,
you going to be in next? Well, I've got a lot of options.
Next
Well, I've got a lot of options. Next week I'll mainly be in my front
room.
Next week I'll mainly be in my front
room.
I'll
room. I'll also be in my kitchen.
room. I'll also be in my kitchen.
And
I'll also be in my kitchen. And most days I'll be in my pants
watching
And most days I'll be in my pants watching The Chase.
That
watching The Chase. That makes three of us.
watching The Chase. That makes three of us.
Most
That makes three of us. Most of us!
I
Most of us! I love doing that.
He's
I love doing that. He's out of the house and he's here
all
He's out of the house and he's here all night, the brilliant Olly
Alexander,
all night, the brilliant Olly Alexander, everyone.
APPLAUSE
Alexander, everyone.
APPLAUSE
Here
APPLAUSE Here we go.
We're
Here we go. We're kicking off the new series
with
We're kicking off the new series with something brand-new for you.
Yes.
For
Yes. For the last year, the rainbow's
been
For the last year, the rainbow's been a symbol of national hope and
tonight
been a symbol of national hope and tonight we've got something very
special
tonight we've got something very special for you, our very own
rainbow.
Yes,
rainbow. Yes, the Takeaway Rainbow is going
to
Yes, the Takeaway Rainbow is going to start here in the studio - and
it's
to start here in the studio - and it's going to end, out and about, at
a
it's going to end, out and about, at a mystery location, somewhere in the
UK.
a mystery location, somewhere in the
UK.
Which
UK. Which means that even if you're
indoors,
Which means that even if you're indoors, you can still be a big part
of
indoors, you can still be a big part of tonight's show.
And
of tonight's show. And that's because if you're at the
other
And that's because if you're at the other end of the rainbow, you could
win
other end of the rainbow, you could win an amazing prize.
Here
win an amazing prize. Here we go. For the first time ever,
let's
Here we go. For the first time ever, let's light up the Saturday Night
Takeaway
let's light up the Saturday Night Takeaway Rainbow.
Let's
Takeaway Rainbow. Let's light it up. Here we go.
And
Let's light it up. Here we go. And now, let's go live to our
mystery
And now, let's go live to our mystery location, at the other end
of
mystery location, at the other end of the rainbow, in three, two, one.
Let's
of the rainbow, in three, two, one. Let's see it!
There
Let's see it! There it is! Yes!
Let's see it! There it is! Yes!
It
There it is! Yes! It works, Dec! It works! Look at
that.
It works, Dec! It works! Look at that. Brilliant! And live, somewhere
under
that. Brilliant! And live, somewhere under the rainbow right now to tell
us
under the rainbow right now to tell us more, is Fleur East.
under the rainbow right now to tell us more, is Fleur East.
Hi,
us more, is Fleur East. Hi, Fleur!
Hi,
Hi, Fleur! Hi, boys.
So
Hi, boys. So good to be back.
I'm
So good to be back. I'm here, somewhere in the UK
getting
I'm here, somewhere in the UK getting ready to put a big smile on
someone's
getting ready to put a big smile on someone's face.
So,
someone's face. So, look out your window, go into
your
So, look out your window, go into your back garden and look up at the
sky
your back garden and look up at the sky - can you see the Takeaway
Rainbow?
If
Rainbow? If the answer's yes, please don't
leave
If the answer's yes, please don't leave your homes, just head to
itv.com/rainbow
leave your homes, just head to itv.com/rainbow or stv.tv/rainbow
and
itv.com/rainbow or stv.tv/rainbow and enter your details.
itv.com/rainbow or stv.tv/rainbow and enter your details.
If
and enter your details. If you're within two miles of the
rainbow,
If you're within two miles of the rainbow, I could be coming to your
house
rainbow, I could be coming to your house to give you an amazing prize,
later
house to give you an amazing prize, later in the show. You need to be 18
or
later in the show. You need to be 18 or over to get involved But you
haven't
or over to get involved But you haven't got long, you've got 15
minutes
haven't got long, you've got 15 minutes to enter, so get off your
sofa
minutes to enter, so get off your sofa and get looking for that
rainbow.
sofa and get looking for that rainbow. Back to you boys.
Thanks,
rainbow. Back to you boys. Thanks, Fleur.
Nice
Thanks, Fleur. Nice to have you back.
So
Nice to have you back. So remember, if you can see the
Takeaway
So remember, if you can see the Takeaway Rainbow, don't leave your
home,
Takeaway Rainbow, don't leave your home, just go to these websites,
enter
home, just go to these websites, enter your details and Fleur could
be
enter your details and Fleur could be turning up at your house, live,
later
be turning up at your house, live, later in the show.
And
later in the show. And if you can see the rainbow, we
want
And if you can see the rainbow, we want to hear from you - so tweet
your
want to hear from you - so tweet your pictures using the
'#takeawayrainbow'.
your pictures using the
'#takeawayrainbow'.
We'll
'#takeawayrainbow'. We'll put some of them on the show
later
We'll put some of them on the show later on.
Can't
later on. Can't wait to see those.
As
Can't wait to see those. As you've already seen, things are a
little
As you've already seen, things are a little bit different this year.
As you've already seen, things are a little bit different this year.
Shall
little bit different this year. Shall we have a closer look at the
virtual
Shall we have a closer look at the virtual audience?
Let's
virtual audience? Let's say hello to them. Hello,
everybody!
Hello,
everybody! Hello, everyone!
everybody! Hello, everyone!
High-five!
Hello, everyone! High-five! High-five! High-five!
I
High-five! High-five! High-five! I love it. It is good to see them.
Chris,
I love it. It is good to see them. Chris, can we see somebody up a bit
bigger?
Chris, can we see somebody up a bit bigger? Is there anybody?
Chris, can we see somebody up a bit bigger? Is there anybody?
Hello!
bigger? Is there anybody? Hello! Hello there! Hold on, Dec. I
know
Hello! Hello there! Hold on, Dec. I know who that is. Who is it? That is
Camellia
know who that is. Who is it? That is Camellia Podmore.
We
Camellia Podmore. We know that last summer, you
decided
We know that last summer, you decided to grow your own vegetables.
How
decided to grow your own vegetables. How did that go?
She
How did that go? She didn't grow a thing. She went to
the
She didn't grow a thing. She went to the shop, bought a load of veg and
pretended
the shop, bought a load of veg and pretended you'd grown it.
the shop, bought a load of veg and pretended you'd grown it.
Take
pretended you'd grown it. Take a look at this. That is what
she
Take a look at this. That is what she put on social media.
Take a look at this. That is what she put on social media.
One
she put on social media. One of her friends said, "I can't
believe
One of her friends said, "I can't believe you grew that."
One of her friends said, "I can't believe you grew that."
She
believe you grew that." She said, "Beginner's luck!"
Camellia
She said, "Beginner's luck!" Camellia Podmore!
Enjoy
Camellia Podmore! Enjoy the show.
Camellia Podmore! Enjoy the show.
That
Enjoy the show. That goes to show you might be
virtual
That goes to show you might be virtual but we have our eye on all
of
virtual but we have our eye on all of you lot! And someone else we've
been
of you lot! And someone else we've been keeping a very close eye on for
the
been keeping a very close eye on for the last year is this lady.
This
the last year is this lady. This is Kath Crawley.
the last year is this lady. This is Kath Crawley.
That
This is Kath Crawley. That is her in the red top.
Kath's
That is her in the red top. Kath's been a teacher at St Thomas's
Primary
Kath's been a teacher at St Thomas's Primary School in Wigan for an
amazing
Primary School in Wigan for an amazing 34 years, which
Primary School in Wigan for an amazing 34 years,
Primary School in Wigan for an amazing 34
Primary School in Wigan for an amazing 32 years, which means she's
been
amazing 32 years, which means she's been right at the heart of the local
community
been right at the heart of the local community across four decades.
been right at the heart of the local community across four decades.
Every
community across four decades. Every year, Kath's the first face
the
Every year, Kath's the first face the new pupils see, and during her
incredible
the new pupils see, and during her incredible career, she's taught
1,300
incredible career, she's taught 1,300 pupils, and inspired
generation
1,300 pupils, and inspired generation after generation of
children.
Right
children. Right now, Kath's waiting just
outside
Right now, Kath's waiting just outside this studio with her
daughter
outside this studio with her daughter Becky.
It's
daughter Becky. It's been a very special year for
Kath
It's been a very special year for Kath because it's her final one as a
teacher
Kath because it's her final one as a teacher before she retires.
She
teacher before she retires. She thinks she's here tonight to do
an
She thinks she's here tonight to do an interview on ITV news about her
fantastic
an interview on ITV news about her fantastic career, but actually,
Kath's
fantastic career, but actually, Kath's about to get the biggest
surprise
Kath's about to get the biggest surprise of her life.
DEC
surprise of her life. DEC WHISPERS: OK, she's in position.
surprise of her life. DEC WHISPERS: OK, she's in position.
Kath
DEC WHISPERS: OK, she's in position. Kath is standing on the other side
of
Kath is standing on the other side of these doors.
Kath is standing on the other side of these doors.
Let's
of these doors. Let's bring her in. Hi! My God!
Kath,
Let's bring her in. Hi! My God! Kath, come in. Come here.
You're
Kath, come in. Come here. You're live on Ant and Dec's
Saturday
You're live on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway!
You're live on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway!
Come
Saturday Night Takeaway! Come this way. Come on in. The kids
are
Come this way. Come on in. The kids are watching so don't swear!
You
are watching so don't swear! You are joking!
Grab
You are joking! Grab a seat for us, Mrs Crawley! We
can
Grab a seat for us, Mrs Crawley! We can tell you are a bit shocked. We
can
can tell you are a bit shocked. We can tell you are a bit shocked. You
thought
can tell you are a bit shocked. You thought you were here to do an
interview
thought you were here to do an interview for ITV News, but the
truth
interview for ITV News, but the truth is that tonight we want to
celebrate
truth is that tonight we want to celebrate you and the fact that year
after
celebrate you and the fact that year after year, you go above and beyond
the
after year, you go above and beyond the role of a teacher.
You
the role of a teacher. You take kids who are struggling
under
You take kids who are struggling under your wing, you organise
countless
under your wing, you organise countless events, even on your
weekends
countless events, even on your weekends off, you do charity walks
to
weekends off, you do charity walks to raise money for the school, you
take
to raise money for the school, you take the school choir to the old
folks'
take the school choir to the old folks' home, you even give up your
lunch
folks' home, you even give up your lunch hours to spend time with the
kids
lunch hours to spend time with the kids who need it most.
Don't
kids who need it most. Don't you? Yeah.
We
Don't you? Yeah. We know you do.
We
We know you do. We also know -
it's
We also know - it's been an incredible difficult
year
it's been an incredible difficult year for teachers and a hard one for
you.
year for teachers and a hard one for you. You are retiring. This is not
quite
you. You are retiring. This is not quite the last year you would have
hoped
quite the last year you would have hoped for. How much will you miss
going
hoped for. How much will you miss going into school and doing your
job?
going into school and doing your job? Is it on national television
that
job? Is it on national television that I'm retiring?! It is now! I'm
going
that I'm retiring?! It is now! I'm going to miss, I can't tell you, it
has
going to miss, I can't tell you, it has been my life. Teaching is the
best
has been my life. Teaching is the best - being a parent is the best
job
best - being a parent is the best job in the world, but being a
teacher
job in the world, but being a teacher is like being a parent but
to
teacher is like being a parent but to a lot more children.
Oh.
to a lot more children. Oh. Becky, you must be proud of your
mum
Oh. Becky, you must be proud of your mum and what she has achieved over
her
mum and what she has achieved over her career? Yes, massively proud.
She
her career? Yes, massively proud. She is amazing.
She
She is amazing. She has dedicated her whole life to
putting
She has dedicated her whole life to putting other people first, looking
after
putting other people first, looking after other people and she's been
such
after other people and she's been such an inspiration to me, my
brother
such an inspiration to me, my brother and my sister.
We
brother and my sister. We have all gone into caring
professions.
We have all gone into caring professions. What do you do? I'm a
teacher,
professions. What do you do? I'm a teacher, my brother is a teacher, my
sister
teacher, my brother is a teacher, my sister is an amazing nurse for the
NHS.
sister is an amazing nurse for the NHS. You are an inspiration. So many
people
NHS. You are an inspiration. So many people have told us what an
inspiration
people have told us what an inspiration you are, which is why we
wanted
inspiration you are, which is why we wanted to make your last year as a
teacher
wanted to make your last year as a teacher a year to remember. We
launched
teacher a year to remember. We launched Operation Thank You Miss.
Take
launched Operation Thank You Miss. Take a look at this. Have a look.
It's
Take a look at this. Have a look. It's August 27th.
Oh!
It's August 27th. Oh! We've missed our legs, bums and
tums
Oh! We've missed our legs, bums and tums class.
No,
tums class. No, it is Mrs Crawley's last year.
We
No, it is Mrs Crawley's last year. We need to get the group message of
all
We need to get the group message of all ex-pupils up and running.
Send!
all ex-pupils up and running. Send! Loads of replying coming in
from
Send! Loads of replying coming in from ex-students. Time to launch
Operation
from ex-students. Time to launch Operation Thank you Miss. Good luck,
everybody.
Operation Thank you Miss. Good luck, everybody. Send!
2nd
everybody. Send! 2nd September, the last ever first
day
2nd September, the last ever first day of school.
2nd September, the last ever first day of school.
Morning,
day of school. Morning, Mrs Crawley.
We
Morning, Mrs Crawley. We have a flower delivery for Mrs
Crawley.
We have a flower delivery for Mrs Crawley. Thanks, a lot. Bye-bye.
This
Crawley. Thanks, a lot. Bye-bye. This just arrived for you.
Crawley. Thanks, a lot. Bye-bye. This just arrived for you.
Thank
This just arrived for you. Thank you, Miss.
The
Thank you, Miss. The 8th October, the weekly shop.
Afternoon. The 8th October, the weekly shop.
Afternoon. Congratulations. The 8th October, the weekly shop.
Afternoon. Congratulations. We The 8th October, the weekly shop.
Afternoon. Congratulations. We paid The 8th October, the weekly shop.
Afternoon. Congratulations. We paid for your shopping. Yes. You are our
lucky
for your shopping. Yes. You are our lucky customer today. Honestly.
Lucky
lucky customer today. Honestly. Lucky day for you. Thanks a lot.
Thank
Lucky day for you. Thanks a lot. Thank you, Miss. 25th October, lunch
with
Thank you, Miss. 25th October, lunch with the girls.
Surprise! with the girls.
Surprise! There with the girls.
Surprise! There we with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. Don't with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. Don't cry. with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. Don't with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. Don't cry. with the girls.
Surprise! There we go. Don't cry. Thank you, Miss! 13th November,
school
Thank you, Miss! 13th November, school surprise.
Right, school surprise.
Right, let's school surprise.
Right, let's do school surprise.
Right, let's do it, school surprise.
Right, let's do it, guys.
Who's guys.
Who's done guys.
Who's done this?! guys.
Who's done this?! It's guys.
Who's done this?! It's gorgeous? I was very shocked.
It's
gorgeous? I was very shocked. It's all coming together now.
gorgeous? I was very shocked. It's all coming together now.
All
It's all coming together now. All those lovely things that
happened
All those lovely things that happened throughout the year, that
was
happened throughout the year, that was us! And your ex-pupils.
Did
was us! And your ex-pupils. Did you not think it was weird when
people
Did you not think it was weird when people kept saying, "Thank you,
Miss"?
people kept saying, "Thank you, Miss"? I did.
people kept saying, "Thank you, Miss"? I did.
I
Miss"? I did. I had no clue what was going on.
A
I had no clue what was going on. A few people have a few questions to
answer!
That
answer! That is not the end of the story.
You
That is not the end of the story. You go the extra mile. We decided we
needed
You go the extra mile. We decided we needed to do the same. After an
autumn
needed to do the same. After an autumn term, full of surprises, we
wanted
autumn term, full of surprises, we wanted to give you the best last
Christmas
wanted to give you the best last Christmas at school ever.
Take
Christmas at school ever. Take a look at this.
Ant,
Take a look at this. Ant, it is the 23rd November. We
have
Ant, it is the 23rd November. We have to start planning how we are
going
have to start planning how we are going to give Mrs Crawley the best
last
going to give Mrs Crawley the best last Christmas ever.
Let's
last Christmas ever. Let's rally the troops again. OK?
And
Let's rally the troops again. OK? And send!
Twas
And send! Twas the night before Christmas,
when
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a
creature
when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a
mouse.
creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by
the
mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and over at
St
the chimney with care, and over at St Thomas' many ex-pupils appear.
From
St Thomas' many ex-pupils appear. From the windows and doors, to the
top
From the windows and doors, to the top of the wall, with glitter and
sparkle,
top of the wall, with glitter and sparkle, decorate the school hall!
He
sparkle, decorate the school hall! He had a broad face and a little
round
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shuck when he
laugh,
round belly, that shuck when he laugh, like a bowl full of jelly! Ho
ho
laugh, like a bowl full of jelly! Ho ho ho! Hang on, it's a bit mean,
this!
ho ho! Hang on, it's a bit mean, this! I've lost 6lb in the last six
months!
this! I've lost 6lb in the last six months! Come on. Let's crack on.
2nd
months! Come on. Let's crack on. 2nd December, the Christmas party.
Morning.
2nd December, the Christmas party. Morning. What on earth has
happened?!
Morning. What on earth has happened?! Wow!
Ho,
happened?! Wow! Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas! Hello,
St
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas! Hello, St Thomas', how are you? Have you
all
St Thomas', how are you? Have you all been good boys and girls this
year?
all been good boys and girls this
year?
Yes!
year? Yes! How exciting! Why don't we get
your
Yes! How exciting! Why don't we get your teachers up to sing? Come on,
Mrs
your teachers up to sing? Come on, Mrs Crawley. OK, everybody. Let's
hit
Mrs Crawley. OK, everybody. Let's hit the music. Good dancing, Mrs
Crawley!
#
Crawley! # We're going to have a party
tonight
#
tonight # We're going to find that girl
#
# We're going to find that girl # Underneath the mistletoe... #
#
# Underneath the mistletoe... # # Merry Christmas everyone! A huge
round
# Merry Christmas everyone! A huge round of applause for Mrs Crawley.
Thank
round of applause for Mrs Crawley. Thank you, Miss.
You
Thank you, Miss. You had a singalong to your
favourite
You had a singalong to your favourite Christmas song with Jason
Manford.
He
Manford. He was Santa Claus. Seriously? Yes!
Did
He was Santa Claus. Seriously? Yes! Did you not notice? Yes, I thought
it
Did you not notice? Yes, I thought it was a bit of a shock.
All
it was a bit of a shock. All I can say is, thank you to one
of
All I can say is, thank you to one of our teaching assistants, I had to
borrow
of our teaching assistants, I had to borrow her glasses.
Santa's
borrow her glasses. Santa's grotto was your house. A lot
of
Santa's grotto was your house. A lot of people with a lot of questions.
So,
of people with a lot of questions. So, we've heard from your ex-pupils,
but
So, we've heard from your ex-pupils, but what about your current class,
the
but what about your current class, the kids you've been there for
during
the kids you've been there for during this very tough year?
They
during this very tough year? They were desperate to play their
part
They were desperate to play their part in making sure you had your
best
part in making sure you had your best last year ever.
We
best last year ever. We caught up with them this week.
Take
We caught up with them this week. Take a look at this.
Hello,
Take a look at this. Hello, everybody.
ALL:
Hello, everybody. ALL: Hello!
Listen
ALL: Hello! Listen up, guys, your teacher is
retiring,
Listen up, guys, your teacher is retiring, we need to get her a
really
retiring, we need to get her a really special leaving present.
Has
really special leaving present. Has anybody got any ideas?
Zak
Has anybody got any ideas? Zak and George, let's start with you
two.
A
two. A world's best teacher mug.
A
A world's best teacher mug. A world's best teacher mug.
We
A world's best teacher mug. We will write this down.
That
We will write this down. That is a good one.
Zak?
A
Zak? A unicorn.
A
A unicorn. A unicorn.
That
A unicorn. That is a good one.
OK.
Slightly
OK. Slightly difficult.
Frankie,
Slightly difficult. Frankie, Scarlett and Caitlyn.
A
Frankie, Scarlett and Caitlyn. A candle.
What
A candle. What should it smell of?
An
What should it smell of? An elephant.
A
An elephant. A candle that smells of an elephant!
I
A candle that smells of an elephant! I thought maybe lavender!
Harry,
I thought maybe lavender! Harry, save us!
Massive
Harry, save us! Massive bottle of gin and a large
bag
Massive bottle of gin and a large bag of chocolate buttons!
LAUGHTER
Thank
LAUGHTER Thank you very much for your
suggestions,
Thank you very much for your suggestions, that is really good.
The
suggestions, that is really good. The mug and the gin we can do!
The
The mug and the gin we can do! The rest, we're not sure.
Anything
The rest, we're not sure. Anything else you'd like to say?
ALL:
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss!
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss!
They're
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! They're lovely. They're the best.
And
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! They're lovely. They're the best. And as lovely as those suggestions
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! And as lovely as those suggestions from your class were, after almost a
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! from your class were, after almost a year of getting to know you, we
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! year of getting to know you, we wanted to give you a retirement
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! wanted to give you a retirement present of our own.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! present of our own. We know you have been saving up to
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! We know you have been saving up to buy a new static home. We have got
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! buy a new static home. We have got you this.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! you this. So, courtesy of Willerby, we've got
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! So, courtesy of Willerby, we've got you a brand new, state-of-the-art
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! you a brand new, state-of-the-art luxury Brookwood Holiday Home with
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! luxury Brookwood Holiday Home with all the mod-cons, to help you enjoy
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! all the mod-cons, to help you enjoy your retirement.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! your retirement. Also:
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Also: And we've filled it with all the
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! And we've filled it with all the presents your class suggested.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! presents your class suggested. Including a big bottle of gin and
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Including a big bottle of gin and the world's best teacher mug. That
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! the world's best teacher mug. That is all yours. Happy retirement.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! is all yours. Happy retirement. Before we let you go, we have one
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Before we let you go, we have one last message for you from a lot of
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! last message for you from a lot of faces you might recognise from your
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! faces you might recognise from your last 32 years. Take it away, guys.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! last 32 years. Take it away, guys. Thank you, Miss! Generations of
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Thank you, Miss! Generations of pupils that you have had at St
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! pupils that you have had at St Thomas' who wanted to say, 'Thank
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Thomas' who wanted to say, 'Thank You Miss'.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! You Miss'. Thank you to all our teachers out
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Thank you to all our teachers out there. Let's hear it for Becky and a
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! there. Let's hear it for Becky and a big 'Thank You Miss' to Kath
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! big 'Thank You Miss' to Kath Crawley! Thank you. Pleasure.
Anything else you'd like to say? ALL: Thank you, Miss! Crawley! Thank you. Pleasure. APPLAUSE
Crawley! Thank you. Pleasure.
APPLAUSE
Happy
APPLAUSE Happy retirement.
APPLAUSE Happy retirement.
That
Happy retirement. That was lovely.
Did
That was lovely. Did you enjoy that, Olly?
I
Did you enjoy that, Olly? I loved it.
I
I loved it. I got Mrs Crawley an apple, but you
got
I got Mrs Crawley an apple, but you got her a big static home and a
bottle
got her a big static home and a bottle of gin, so I'll throw this
away.
Anyway,
away. Anyway, it's break time.
SCHOOL
Anyway, it's break time. SCHOOL BELL RINGS.
Still
SCHOOL BELL RINGS. Still to come tonight:
Harry
Still to come tonight: Harry and Jamie Redknapp pay the
penalty
Harry and Jamie Redknapp pay the penalty in brand-new I'm A Celebrity
Get
penalty in brand-new I'm A Celebrity Get Out Of Me Ear.
Fleur
Get Out Of Me Ear. Fleur East's got a fantastic prize
waiting
Fleur East's got a fantastic prize waiting at the end of the Takeaway
Rainbow.
And
Rainbow. And Gary Barlow sets the bar high in
a
And Gary Barlow sets the bar high in a spectacular End Of The Show Show.
See
a spectacular End Of The Show Show. See you in a few minutes.
a spectacular End Of The Show Show. Welcome back to a brand-new series
of
Welcome back to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway.
Welcome back to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway.
We've
of your Saturday Night Takeaway. We've just popped backstage to check
in
We've just popped backstage to check in with the star of tonight's End Of
The
in with the star of tonight's End Of The Show Show, Gary Barlow.
Give
The Show Show, Gary Barlow. Give him a kock, Ant.
Let's
Give him a kock, Ant. Let's get him out. G-Man!
Give him a kock, Ant. Let's get him out. G-Man!
Here
Let's get him out. G-Man! Here we go!
Here
Here we go! Here we go!
Thanks
Here we go! Thanks so much for coming down.
Looking
Thanks so much for coming down. Looking forward to the End Of The
Show
Looking forward to the End Of The Show Show tonight?
Are
Show Show tonight? Are you? I am.
Are
Are you? I am. Are you two going to be joining me
for
Are you two going to be joining me for it?
Unfortunately
for it? Unfortunately not.
Then
Unfortunately not. Then I'm REALLY looking forward to
it
Then I'm REALLY looking forward to it then(!)
And
it then(!) And listen, thanks so much for
booking
And listen, thanks so much for booking me an incredible orchestra.
No
booking me an incredible orchestra. No problemo, Gazmeister.
Ant
No problemo, Gazmeister. Ant was in charge of that.
So
Ant was in charge of that. So he's sorted out an incredible
orchestra
So he's sorted out an incredible orchestra for you.
Good.
orchestra for you. Good. Cos there's no End Of The Show
Show
Good. Cos there's no End Of The Show Show without an incredible
orchestra.
NERVOUSLY:
orchestra. NERVOUSLY: Sorry, did you say an
"incredible"
NERVOUSLY: Sorry, did you say an "incredible" orchestra?
I
"incredible" orchestra? I did.
Yep,
I did. Yep, an incredible orchestra.
That's
Yep, an incredible orchestra. That's right, an incredible
orchestra.
You
orchestra. You guys are saying "incredible
orchestra"
You guys are saying "incredible orchestra" a lot.
OK,
orchestra" a lot. OK, thanks, Gary.
Can
OK, thanks, Gary. Can I, er, have a quick word, in
private?
Yeah,
private? Yeah, OK.
private? Yeah, OK.
Right,
Yeah, OK. Right, see you later with that
incredible
Right, see you later with that incredible orchestra, Ga-Ba.
So,
incredible orchestra, Ga-Ba. So, there might be a tiny little bit
of
So, there might be a tiny little bit of a problem with Gary's orchestra.
His
of a problem with Gary's orchestra. His incredible orchestra?
That's
His incredible orchestra? That's the problem.
When
That's the problem. When Gary asked for an incredible
orchestra,
When Gary asked for an incredible orchestra, I thought he said
"edible"
orchestra, I thought he said "edible" orchestra.
What!?
"edible" orchestra.
What!?
What
What!? What is an "edible" orchestra?
I've
What is an "edible" orchestra? I've got no idea!
But
I've got no idea! But you booked it!
I
But you booked it! I know, but I'm not a details guy,
am
I know, but I'm not a details guy, am I?
I know, but I'm not a details guy, am I?
That
am I? That could be absolutely anything!
am I? That could be absolutely anything!
It
That could be absolutely anything! It could be a little man made of
cheese
It could be a little man made of cheese playing a violin made of
butter.
That
butter. That does sound quite good.
It
That does sound quite good. It does.
That does sound quite good. It does.
His
It does. His cheesy face!
You're
His cheesy face! You're distracting me!
What
You're distracting me! What are we going to do?
Look,
What are we going to do? Look, the orchestra'll be here in
about
Look, the orchestra'll be here in about 20 minutes, so we'll have to
wait
about 20 minutes, so we'll have to wait until then.
It
wait until then. It will be fine. Well, you better
hope
It will be fine. Well, you better hope Gary Barlow doesn't find ou
about
hope Gary Barlow doesn't find ou
out
hope Gary Barlow doesn't find ou out about this cos he'll flip a lid.
hope Gary Barlow doesn't find ou out about this cos he'll flip a lid.
Hello!
Now
Hello! Now as all us science buffs know,
according
Now as all us science buffs know, according to a study by Neurosceptic
published
according to a study by Neurosceptic published in the Journal of
Personality,
published in the Journal of Personality, the Happiest Minute of
the
Personality, the Happiest Minute of the Week always falls during part
two
the Week always falls during part two of your Saturday Night Takeaway.
I'm
two of your Saturday Night Takeaway. I'm paraphrasing! And this year,
we've
I'm paraphrasing! And this year, we've got an incredible - not an
edible
we've got an incredible - not an edible -
to
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throughout
going to be giving away tickets throughout the series.
So
throughout the series. So no matter who you are, or where
you
So no matter who you are, or where you are, you could get your hands on
a
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And
a Takeaway Getaway. And we're giving away the first
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Off
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Getaways right now. Off you go, Ant.
OK.
Off you go, Ant. OK. The Happiest Minute of the Week
starts
OK. The Happiest Minute of the Week starts in five, four, three, two,
one!
KLAXON
one! KLAXON SOUNDS
one! KLAXON SOUNDS
Vanessa
KLAXON SOUNDS Vanessa Pritchard in Tavistock!
KLAXON SOUNDS Vanessa Pritchard in Tavistock!
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Hello there. You're just 12-years-old and for the
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past five years, every day you make your 82-year-old neighbour Loral her
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school.
dinner and keep her company after
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You
school. You deserve a Takeaway Getaway!
Hello.
You deserve a Takeaway Getaway! Hello. Here we go again.
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Hello. Here we go again. Pamela Putman in Walsall!
Hello. Here we go again. Pamela Putman in Walsall!
Hi!
This
Hi! This year marks your 40th year as a
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You
six of them. You know what - we think Pamela
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Corey
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While working in the family chip shop, you decided to raise money for
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Is
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You
Hi, George Bailey in Kent! You just celebrated your 80th
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Whatever
paperboy. Whatever the weather, you get up at
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What a legend! Amaya Dey in Birmingham!
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After
Hi! Nice to see you. After learning at school how to call
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After learning at school how to call 999 in an emergency, you saved your
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mum's life by calling for an ambulance when she collapsed at
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home. You deserve a Takeaway Getaway!
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Next up - our first-ever TikTok Happiest Minute Hero.
Next up - our first-ever TikTok Happiest Minute Hero.
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Pell
And our first ever Hero is YOU Darcy Pell in Pontefract.
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Hi! That's because when you were out jogging recently, you noticed a dog
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jogging recently, you noticed a dog trapped in the ice.
jogging recently, you noticed a dog trapped in the ice.
You
trapped in the ice. You jumped straight in and saved its
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Have
life. Have a look at this.
life. He
life. He saved a dog's life, man!
Congratulations,
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you
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KLAXON
you deserve a Takeaway Getaway! KLAXON SOUNDS
Stop,
KLAXON SOUNDS Stop, stop, stop.
KLAXON SOUNDS Stop, stop, stop.
The
Stop, stop, stop. The Happiest Minute of the Week is
over.
It's
over. It's over.
To
It's over. To be honest, it was over about two
minutes'
To be honest, it was over about two minutes' ago.
But
minutes' ago. But there are still hundreds more
Takeaway
But there are still hundreds more Takeaway Getaways up for grabs.
But there are still hundreds more Takeaway Getaways up for grabs.
So
Takeaway Getaways up for grabs. So if you know someone you think
deserves
So if you know someone you think deserves one, get in touch, you have
to
deserves one, get in touch, you have to be 18 or over.
Or
to be 18 or over. Or if you want to nominate a
Happiest
Or if you want to nominate a Happiest Minute Hero, go to the
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Happiest Minute Hero, go to the website for all the details on how
to
website for all the details on how to make your TikTok video.
Now,
to make your TikTok video. Now, there's an incredible...
Not
Now, there's an incredible... Not an edible - year for sport
coming
Not an edible - year for sport coming up in 2021 - there's the 2020
Olympics
coming up in 2021 - there's the 2020 Olympics and the 2020 European
Championships
Olympics and the 2020 European Championships to name but two.
But
Championships to name but two. But one contest outshines them all.
Championships to name but two. But one contest outshines them all.
Yes,
But one contest outshines them all. Yes, it's time for the return of...
Ant
Yes, it's time for the return of... Ant versus Dec.
Go
Ant versus Dec. Go For Gold!
He's
Go For Gold! He's turned up so we might as well
use
He's turned up so we might as well use him.
It's
use him. It's Stephen Mulhern!
#
It's Stephen Mulhern! # You're simply the best. #
Stephen!
# You're simply the best. # Stephen! Stephen!
I'm
Stephen! Stephen! I'm back, Stevie fans! I said no but
money
I'm back, Stevie fans! I said no but money talks!
LAUGHTER
money talks!
LAUGHTER
Let's
LAUGHTER Let's do this.
LAUGHTER Let's do this.
Check
Let's do this. Check this out. Here we go.
LAUGHTER
Check this out. Here we go.
LAUGHTER
What?!
LAUGHTER What?! That is very impressive,
Steve.
What?! That is very impressive, Steve. Very.
I'm
Steve. Very. I'm whacked after that! I don't want
to
I'm whacked after that! I don't want to be rude, but I think you may have
overdone
to be rude, but I think you may have overdone the fake tan.
I
overdone the fake tan. I tell you something, boys. It is
all
I tell you something, boys. It is all over!
LAUGHTER
Put
LAUGHTER Put on your socials. Listen, you
idiot
Put on your socials. Listen, you idiot - that is page 1 of light
entertainment!
idiot - that is page 1 of light entertainment! Get the manual.
Unbelievable!
entertainment! Get the manual. Unbelievable! Let's get back on it.
No,
Unbelievable! Let's get back on it. No, I've been painted this beautiful
colour
No, I've been painted this beautiful colour because I've decided this
year's
colour because I've decided this year's Ant versus Dec is Go For
Gold.
year's Ant versus Dec is Go For
Gold.
Shut
Gold. Shut your face!
#
Shut your face! # Gold! #
I'll
# Gold! # I'll be setting you a series of
spectacular
I'll be setting you a series of spectacular sporting contests that
is
spectacular sporting contests that is in no way connected to the
Olympics.
Not
Olympics. Not my words, the words of the
Saturday
Not my words, the words of the Saturday Night Takeaway Legal
Eagles.
Sounds
Eagles. Sounds exciting - and potentially
litigious.
Come
litigious. Come on, what have you got in store
for
Come on, what have you got in store for us Golden Balls? Go For Gold...
#
for us Golden Balls? Go For Gold... # Gold. #
It
# Gold. # It will kick-off with this ultimate
sporting
It will kick-off with this ultimate sporting challenge.
Football
sporting challenge. Football -
sporting challenge. Football -
boring.
Football - boring. Golf - boring! Tonight I
bring
boring. Golf - boring! Tonight I bring you Stephen Mulhern's Footie
Putty
bring you Stephen Mulhern's Footie Putty -
aka,
Putty - aka, the best bit in the whole show.
Three
aka, the best bit in the whole show. Three hard holes including my giant
head!
Three hard holes including my giant head! Who is that man making a fool
of
head! Who is that man making a fool of himself? Hang on, that's me! I
thought
of himself? Hang on, that's me! I thought we'd agreed to edit those
bits
thought we'd agreed to edit those bits out.
thought we'd agreed to edit those bits out.
Unbelievable!
bits out. Unbelievable! LAUGHTER
bits out. Unbelievable! LAUGHTER
What
Unbelievable! LAUGHTER What do you make of that? I like it.
We
What do you make of that? I like it. We love football and golf! This
year,
We love football and golf! This year, for the first time ever, I'm
asking
year, for the first time ever, I'm asking our virtual audience to vote
on
asking our virtual audience to vote on who they think will win.
asking our virtual audience to vote on who they think will win.
Please,
on who they think will win. Please, resist the temptation to
vote
Please, resist the temptation to vote for me, that is not possible,
it
vote for me, that is not possible, it must be one of Ant or Dec! Cast
your
it must be one of Ant or Dec! Cast your votes now and we will find out
the
your votes now and we will find out the result after the break. For now,
Olly,
the result after the break. For now, Olly, Olly, Olly, back to you.
Stephen,
Olly, Olly, Olly, back to you. Stephen, I never thought I'd say
this
Stephen, I never thought I'd say this but outfit-wise, you've almost
upstaged
this but outfit-wise, you've almost upstaged me.
Still
upstaged me. Still to come tonight:
The
Still to come tonight: The world premiere of Ant versus
Dec:
The world premiere of Ant versus Dec: Go For Gold.
Harry
Dec: Go For Gold. Harry and Jamie Redknapp have an
absolute
Harry and Jamie Redknapp have an absolute shocker in brand-new I'm A
Celebrity
absolute shocker in brand-new I'm A Celebrity Get Out Of Me Ear.
Plus
Celebrity Get Out Of Me Ear. Plus Gary Barlow stars in the End Of
The
Plus Gary Barlow stars in the End Of The Show Show with an edible
orchestra
The Show Show with an edible orchestra - your guess is as good as
mine.
See
mine. See you in a few minutes.
mine. Welcome back to a brand-new series
of
Welcome back to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway and
the
of your Saturday Night Takeaway and the first-ever Ant versus Dec: Go
for
the first-ever Ant versus Dec: Go for Gold.
the first-ever Ant versus Dec: Go for Gold.
#
for Gold. # Gold. #
Tonight,
# Gold. # Tonight, the boys will be going head
to
Tonight, the boys will be going head to head in my specially created mash
up
to head in my specially created mash up of football and golf - footy
putty.
LAUGHTER
putty. LAUGHTER Before the break, I asked
our
LAUGHTER Before the break, I asked our virtual audience who they
thought
our virtual audience who they thought would win.
I
thought would win. I can now reveal that 59% thought
Dec
I can now reveal that 59% thought Dec would win.
A
Dec would win. A bigger family!
We
A bigger family! We are going to find out if you are
right
We are going to find out if you are right in a moment. Boys, you will
face
right in a moment. Boys, you will face three holes each.
Whoever
face three holes each. Whoever completes all three holes in
the
Whoever completes all three holes in the fewest kicks is the winner.
The
the fewest kicks is the winner. The low egs
the fewest kicks is the winner. The low
the fewest kicks is the winner. The lowest score wins, which is like
Pointless,
The lowest score wins, which is like Pointless, which is a bit like this
show
Pointless, which is a bit like this show when I'm not on it!
You
show when I'm not on it! You can take a maximum of six kicks
per
You can take a maximum of six kicks per hole.
We
per hole. We did toss the coin during the
break
We did toss the coin during the break and you won. I will go first.
Let's
break and you won. I will go first. Let's Go For Gold!
#
Let's Go For Gold! # Gold. # The first hole is the
Windmill.
Let's
Windmill. Let's join our official Ant versus
Dec
Let's join our official Ant versus Dec commentator, Clive Tyldesley.
Over
Dec commentator, Clive Tyldesley. Over to you! Clive will do fine! The
Windmill
Over to you! Clive will do fine! The Windmill is painted by Sunderland
fans
Windmill is painted by Sunderland fans as a wind-up. It worked, too.
The
fans as a wind-up. It worked, too. The boys' outfits can be bought
online
The boys' outfits can be bought online - don't be silly, they can't
at
online - don't be silly, they can't at all! Go on! Go on! A two for Ant.
It
at all! Go on! Go on! A two for Ant. It is not as easy as it looks, with
a
It is not as easy as it looks, with a mad TV presenter jumping about in
gold
a mad TV presenter jumping about in gold shorts next to you! Thank you,
darling!
gold shorts next to you! Thank you, darling! Nice legs on The Windmill
sails.
darling! Nice legs on The Windmill sails. Ooh! Pressure. And when it
comes
sails. Ooh! Pressure. And when it comes off the course, a penalty is
incurred.
comes off the course, a penalty is incurred. VAR are taking a look at
that.
There
that. There is a check for unnatural body
shape!
There is a check for unnatural body shape! No, that is his natural body
shape!
shape! No, that is his natural body
shape!
Check
shape! Check over. Complete.
It's
Check over. Complete. It's in. Right.
Check over. Complete. It's in. Right.
Dec,
It's in. Right. Dec, you kicked four, all right?
You
Dec, you kicked four, all right? You are on a two. At this moment,
Ant,
You are on a two. At this moment, Ant, you are in the lead. There is a
lot
Ant, you are in the lead. There is a lot to play yet! This course is now
My
lot to play yet! This course is now My Head, for obvious p
lot to play yet! This course is now My Head, for obvious reasons!
'Unbelievable!'
You
'Unbelievable!' You need to get the ball in the hole
at
You need to get the ball in the hole at the end!
Your
at the end! Your head is thick! It is solid.
We
Your head is thick! It is solid. We were going to get one made of you
but
We were going to get one made of you but we didn't have enough plastic!
Ha-ha!
Come
Ha-ha! Come on. Stephen's head, life-size
according
Come on. Stephen's head, life-size according to some, is the obstacle
on
according to some, is the obstacle on this raised hole. Unlike real
life,
on this raised hole. Unlike real life, Stephen's mouth closes in a
second
life, Stephen's mouth closes in a second or two! It's found a way
through.
second or two! It's found a way through. This is good. Do you think
he's
through. This is good. Do you think he's had his teeth done?! A two.
'Unbelievable!'
That
'Unbelievable!' That repeated 'Unbelievable!' Is not
annoying
That repeated 'Unbelievable!' Is not annoying at all, is it?! I needed
that.
This
that. This is a good part. Dec is on five
kicks.
This is a good part. Dec is on five kicks. Ant is on four. Ant is still
in
kicks. Ant is on four. Ant is still in the lead.
Our
in the lead. Our final hole is the Tyne Bridge.
A
Our final hole is the Tyne Bridge. A little less known landmark than my
giant
A little less known landmark than my giant head! You need to kick the
ball
giant head! You need to kick the ball over the Tyne Bridge and it is
all
ball over the Tyne Bridge and it is all about balance. Use the weight of
the
all about balance. Use the weight of the ball to get over. Please do not
kick
the ball to get over. Please do not kick the ball over because that
would
kick the ball over because that would have been the art department's
waste
would have been the art department's waste of time if you do that. Good
luck.
Tyne
luck. Tyne Bridge is a Bridge of Sighs,
they
Tyne Bridge is a Bridge of Sighs, they have to kick the ball so it
trickles
they have to kick the ball so it trickles to the top of the ramp and
the
trickles to the top of the ramp and the weight of the ball will tip the
bridge
the weight of the ball will tip the bridge and send the ball rolling all
the
bridge and send the ball rolling all the way to Gateshead! Ooh!
APPLAUSE
the way to Gateshead! Ooh!
APPLAUSE
Right.
APPLAUSE Right. Ant, if you grab your ball?
Dec
Right. Ant, if you grab your ball? Dec will have to match that. If he
is
Dec will have to match that. If he is going to Go For Gold! The skill
is
is going to Go For Gold! The skill is to find the tipping point. Good
name
is to find the tipping point. Good name for a show, that! LAUGHTER
is to find the tipping point. Good name for a show, that! LAUGHTER
It
name for a show, that! LAUGHTER It is beginning to look a lot like
Animal
It is beginning to look a lot like Animal Ant is going to have his day
here!
Animal Ant is going to have his day here! Go on! All the way back to his
feet.
here! Go on! All the way back to his feet. It is a test of patience,
theirs
feet. It is a test of patience, theirs and ours. The Voice will
follow
theirs and ours. The Voice will follow at 11pm tonight! Get it in.
Go
follow at 11pm tonight! Get it in. Go For Gold has its first week
winner.
Go For Gold has its first week winner. Who gets the medal, Stephen,
baby?!
The
baby?! The final score -
baby?! The final score -
Dec
The final score - Dec 10 kicks, Ant on 5 kicks, so Ant
is
Dec 10 kicks, Ant on 5 kicks, so Ant is the winner! It's a beautiful
thing.
is the winner! It's a beautiful thing. Let me tell you, guys, you
don't
thing. Let me tell you, guys, you don't get a big trophy. Ant, you
have
don't get a big trophy. Ant, you have your first medal of the series.
That
have your first medal of the series. That is good.
The
That is good. The loser gets to put it on to you
after
The loser gets to put it on to you after the show.
A
after the show. A terrible idea.
after the show. A terrible idea.
That
A terrible idea. That was brilliant. Thank you very
much.
That was brilliant. Thank you very much. There will be more contests
later
much. There will be more contests later in the series. A big thank you
to
later in the series. A big thank you to Clive Tyldesley. And one more
time,
to Clive Tyldesley. And one more time, give it up for Stephen
Mulhern!
Good
Mulhern! Good luck getting that fake tan off,
Stevie.
Now,
Stevie. Now, as we all know, King of
Competitions,
Now, as we all know, King of Competitions, Andi Peters, loves to
get
Competitions, Andi Peters, loves to get out and about meeting the great
British
get out and about meeting the great British public.
But
British public. But this year he has to be in a
bubble.
Luckily
bubble. Luckily for us, his bubble is right
outside
Luckily for us, his bubble is right outside the studio.
Andi,
outside the studio. Andi, are you there?
Yes,
Andi, are you there? Yes, I am, although I'm not sure why
I've
Yes, I am, although I'm not sure why I've got to be in this bubble
instead
I've got to be in this bubble instead of in there with you two.
This
instead of in there with you two. This one is quite safe. I have news
of
This one is quite safe. I have news of our biggest ever Saturday Night
Takeaway
of our biggest ever Saturday Night Takeaway competition. The prize is a
life-changing
Takeaway competition. The prize is a life-changing £200,000! Imagine how
your
life-changing £200,000! Imagine how your life would change with
£200,000.
But
£200,000. But don't take my word for it, ask
£200,000. Welcome back to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Your
Takeaway. Your mates have arrived, the all
edible
Your mates have arrived, the all edible orchestra. Shall we see
what's
edible orchestra. Shall we see what's in store?
Welcome
what's in store? Welcome to the show.
what's in store? Welcome to the show.
Thanks
Welcome to the show. Thanks so much, we're just unpacking
our
Thanks so much, we're just unpacking our instruments.
You
our instruments. You see, they've got instruments!
our instruments. You see, they've got instruments!
That's
You see, they've got instruments! That's a relief! I think we're
doomed!
Gary
doomed! Gary Barlow can never find out about
this.
Gary Barlow can never find out about
this.
Gary,
this. Gary, hi! How are you?
I'm
Gary, hi! How are you? I'm so excited about the incredible
orchestra!
I'm so excited about the incredible
orchestra!
They
orchestra! They are here and take it from me,
G-Dog,
They are here and take it from me, G-Dog, they are incredible!
Brilliant.
G-Dog, they are incredible! Brilliant. It says so on the sign!
Incredible!
Brilliant. It says so on the sign!
Incredible!
We've
Incredible! We've got a show to do. See you
later,
We've got a show to do. See you later, Gary. Incredible! Incredible!
Right,
later, Gary. Incredible! Incredible! Right, loads of you have seen the
Takeaway
Right, loads of you have seen the Takeaway Rainbow and sent in your
pictures.
Takeaway Rainbow and sent in your pictures. Let's have a look at a few
of
pictures. Let's have a look at a few of them now.
Next
of them now. Next one, Liverpool! That is a good
one.
Next one, Liverpool! That is a good
one.
Somewhere
one. Somewhere over the rainbow. Keep
them
Somewhere over the rainbow. Keep them coming in.
And
them coming in. And if you can see the Takeaway
Rainbow
And if you can see the Takeaway Rainbow from your home and you
entered
Rainbow from your home and you entered in time, Fleur could be
knocking
entered in time, Fleur could be knocking on your door tonight -
we'll
knocking on your door tonight - we'll find who that is very soon.
Right,
we'll find who that is very soon. Right, time for the first
hidden-camera
Right, time for the first hidden-camera adventure of the
series
hidden-camera adventure of the series now.
hidden-camera adventure of the series now.
Please
series now. Please welcome Harry and Jamie
Redknapp!
APPLAUSE
Redknapp!
APPLAUSE
Redknapp! Come in, fellas. Have a seat.
#
Come in, fellas. Have a seat. # We're on the ball. #
Who
# We're on the ball. # Who sings that tune? What a tune(!)
Lovely
Who sings that tune? What a tune(!) Lovely to see you both. Thank you
for
Lovely to see you both. Thank you for coming down to see us.
Now,
for coming down to see us. Now, back in October, we spent a
lovely
Now, back in October, we spent a lovely day together, although you
laughed
lovely day together, although you laughed more than we did.
lovely day together, although you laughed more than we did.
Was
laughed more than we did. Was it because we could speak to
each
Was it because we could speak to each of you separately during
filming,
each of you separately during filming, so you'd no idea what we
were
filming, so you'd no idea what we were asking each of you to do?
Absolutely.
were asking each of you to do? Absolutely. It was amazing. As you
say,
Absolutely. It was amazing. As you say, I don't think I have laughed as
much
say, I don't think I have laughed as much for years. It was incredible.
say, I don't think I have laughed as much for years. It was incredible.
We
much for years. It was incredible. We loved it. It was a laugh from
start
We loved it. It was a laugh from start to finish. I could vaguely
hear
start to finish. I could vaguely hear you in his ear! And the things
you
hear you in his ear! And the things you were saying, I'm thinking,
surely
you were saying, I'm thinking, surely he is not going to say that!
He
surely he is not going to say that! He did!
Shall
He did! Shall we watch it?
So
Shall we watch it? So here's what happened when Harry
and
So here's what happened when Harry and Jamie spent the day interviewing
staff
and Jamie spent the day interviewing staff for their new and completely
made-up
staff for their new and completely made-up restaurant.
But
made-up restaurant. But the only thing on the menu was
absolute
But the only thing on the menu was absolute chaos, because Harry and
Jamie
absolute chaos, because Harry and Jamie were actually starring in the
first
Jamie were actually starring in the first ever father-and-son edition of
I'm
first ever father-and-son edition of I'm A Celebrity...
TOGETHER:
I'm A Celebrity... TOGETHER: ..Get Out Of Me Ear!
Harry,
TOGETHER: ..Get Out Of Me Ear! Harry, Jamie, can you hear us? Yeah.
Got
Harry, Jamie, can you hear us? Yeah. Got you, boys.
Are
Got you, boys. Are you prepared to say and do
everything
Are you prepared to say and do everything we tell you? Absolutely.
Jamie?
everything we tell you? Absolutely. Jamie? Between yes, OK. Our first
wannabe
Jamie? Between yes, OK. Our first wannabe waiter is Thomas. Here we
go.
wannabe waiter is Thomas. Here we go. How's things? I took this
restaurant
go. How's things? I took this restaurant here, big venture for us?
This
restaurant here, big venture for us? This is a new venture.
We
This is a new venture. We want good waiting staff? Waiting
staff,
We want good waiting staff? Waiting staff, that is why we are talking to
you.
Who
you. Who do you work for at the minute?
I'm
Who do you work for at the minute? I'm a manager for a recycling firm.
Will
I'm a manager for a recycling firm. Will there be a transfer fee
involved?
Will
involved? Will there be a transfer fee
involved?
A
involved? A transfer fee?
Yes.
A transfer fee? Yes. You don't buy and sell people.
I
Yes. You don't buy and sell people. I could have a fee! We are getting
him
I could have a fee! We are getting him on a free.
You
him on a free. You are a free transfer? Yes.
him on a free. You are a free transfer? Yes.
He's
You are a free transfer? Yes. He's not a transfer, dad! He's not a
transfertransfer,
He's not a transfer, dad! He's not a transfertransfer, dad. A Bosman.
What
transfertransfer, dad. A Bosman. What is a Bosman?!
Sorry
What is a Bosman?! Sorry about this, Thomas. Every
time...
Every
time... Every time...
LAUGHTER
Every time...
LAUGHTER
You
LAUGHTER You are making me laugh. Jamie's
lost
You are making me laugh. Jamie's lost already! A Bosman, this is not
football.
If
football. If he is out of contract, he is a
Bosman!
If he is out of contract, he is a Bosman! That is a good deal. This is
a
Bosman! That is a good deal. This is a business, dad.
We
a business, dad. We are getting him free. If we did
have
We are getting him free. If we did have to pay a fee, what are we
talking,
have to pay a fee, what are we talking, 2 mill, 3 million?
What
talking, 2 mill, 3 million? What are we talking, a couple of
millions,
What are we talking, a couple of millions, 2 million, 3 million?
LAUGHTER
millions, 2 million, 3 million?
LAUGHTER
I'm
LAUGHTER I'm sorry, mate.
LAUGHTER
I'm sorry, mate.
LAUGHTER
They
LAUGHTER They have both lost the plot!
Stand
They have both lost the plot! Stand up, have a look.
Let's
Stand up, have a look. Let's have a look.
We
Let's have a look. We have some cool stuff.
As
We have some cool stuff. As a good-looking guy, I like a
good-looking
As a good-looking guy, I like a good-looking place. As a...
As a good-looking guy, I like a good-looking place. As a...
As
good-looking place. As a... As a good-looking guy... LAUGHTER
good-looking place. As a... As a good-looking guy... LAUGHTER
Spit
As a good-looking guy... LAUGHTER Spit it out! Spit it out, what are
you
Spit it out! Spit it out, what are you trying to say.
Spit it out! Spit it out, what are you trying to say.
A
you trying to say. A good-looking guy, I like to spend
time
A good-looking guy, I like to spend time with good-looking things around
me.
Big
me. Big head!
Big
Big head! Big head.
The
Big head. The second waitress in waiting is
Emma.
I'm
Emma. I'm a former footballer, and model,
Jamie
I'm a former footballer, and model, Jamie Redknapp. I'm a former
footballer
Jamie Redknapp. I'm a former footballer and model, Jamie
Redknapp.
footballer and model, Jamie Redknapp. I'm Harry Redknapp. I'm
Harry
Redknapp. I'm Harry Redknapp. I'm Harry Redknapp. You can call me
gaffer!
Harry Redknapp. You can call me gaffer! Sit down. Worked anywhere
like
gaffer! Sit down. Worked anywhere like this before? Have you worked
anywhere
like this before? Have you worked anywhere like this before? I did
waitressing.
anywhere like this before? I did waitressing. You will fall asleep in
a
waitressing. You will fall asleep in a moment, Harry. Start yawning a
lot!
a moment, Harry. Start yawning a lot! That's it. Big yawn! Stay
there.
Stay
there. Stay there.
LAUGHTER
Stay there.
LAUGHTER
SNORING
LAUGHTER
SNORING
Dad,
SNORING Dad, dad!
Dad,
Dad, dad! Dad, dad.
Sorry.
Dad, dad. Sorry. Sorry.
Late-night?
Late-night.
I
Late-night. I work hard son, unlike you? I work
hard,
I work hard son, unlike you? I work hard, not like you! LAUGHTER
I work hard son, unlike you? I work hard, not like you! LAUGHTER
Let's
hard, not like you! LAUGHTER Let's send Harry a voice note from
Santa.
What
Santa. What you got?
I
What you got? I got a message. I can't work this
out.
I got a message. I can't work this out. She me how to do it.
It's
out. She me how to do it. It's mum.
Voice
It's mum. Voice message, dad. Hi, Harry, sorry
to
Voice message, dad. Hi, Harry, sorry to bother you, can you come home
please,
to bother you, can you come home please, I have my head stuck in the
bin
please, I have my head stuck in the bin - I can't get it out! LAUGHTER
please, I have my head stuck in the bin - I can't get it out! LAUGHTER
Don't
bin - I can't get it out! LAUGHTER Don't laugh! She done it again?
That's
Don't laugh! She done it again? That's the second time that's
happened.
Don't.
happened. Don't. Have you ever got stuck in a
bin?
Don't. Have you ever got stuck in a bin? Have you ever got your head
stuck
bin? Have you ever got your head stuck in a bin?
bin? Have you ever got your head stuck in a bin?
No,
stuck in a bin? No, never.
Happens
No, never. Happens all the time at home!
LAUGHTER
Happens all the time at home!
LAUGHTER
I
LAUGHTER I will show you where we serve the
food?
Let's
food? Let's have a look.
Come
Let's have a look. Come on, dad. What about mum with
head
Come on, dad. What about mum with head in the bloody bin, Jamie! It is
hard
head in the bloody bin, Jamie! It is hard to concentrate with mum with
her
hard to concentrate with mum with her head in the bin. It is not real!
She
her head in the bin. It is not real! She hasn't got her head in the bin!
How
She hasn't got her head in the bin! How about a massage?
Just
How about a massage? Just a massage to chill you out. I
had
Just a massage to chill you out. I had one in Dubai... This guy hurt me
so
had one in Dubai... This guy hurt me so much. No!
Get
so much. No! Get him.
I
Get him. I don't.
Get him. I don't.
He
I don't. He is so tickly!
I don't. He is so tickly!
Really
He is so tickly! Really is. Look how tickly he is!
LAUGHTER
Really is. Look how tickly he is!
LAUGHTER
I'm
LAUGHTER I'm a tickle monster! I'm a tickling
monster.
I'm a tickle monster! I'm a tickling monster. Stop it, Jamie, I will wee
myself.
monster. Stop it, Jamie, I will wee myself. Stop it, Jamie, I will wee
myself!
myself. Stop it, Jamie, I will wee
myself!
Jamie,
myself! Jamie, you are grounded! You are
grounded
Jamie, you are grounded! You are grounded for a week!
LAUGHTER
grounded for a week!
LAUGHTER
The
LAUGHTER The third and final waitress is
Charmaine.
I'm
Charmaine. I'm Harry, this is Jamie. I'm his
dad,
I'm Harry, this is Jamie. I'm his dad, we are not brothers.
I'm
dad, we are not brothers. I'm his dad. We're not brothers. He
looks
I'm his dad. We're not brothers. He looks older than me! LAUGHTER
I'm his dad. We're not brothers. He looks older than me! LAUGHTER
Everyone
looks older than me! LAUGHTER Everyone thinks we are brothers.
Everyone
Everyone thinks we are brothers. Everyone thinks we are brothers.
Jamie...
They
Jamie... They don't!
We
They don't! We are the Redknapp brothers. They
call
We are the Redknapp brothers. They call us the Redknapp brothers. Let
me
call us the Redknapp brothers. Let me show you around. I will have a
rummage
me show you around. I will have a rummage through it in a minute!
LAUGHTER
rummage through it in a minute!
LAUGHTER
A
LAUGHTER A couple more things. Show her the
room.
A couple more things. Show her the room. This is an idea that Jamie had
to
room. This is an idea that Jamie had to be honest. Harry and Jamie have
no
to be honest. Harry and Jamie have no idea what is in that room. This
is
no idea what is in that room. This is like a high concept thing.
no idea what is in that room. This is like a high concept thing.
Imaginary
is like a high concept thing. Imaginary football we call it.
Me
Imaginary football we call it. Me and Dad will have a game.
What
Me and Dad will have a game. What end do you want? Go!
LAUGHTER
What end do you want? Go!
LAUGHTER
1-0.
You
1-0. You play my dad, go on!
You
You play my dad, go on! You play my dad. You have the ball,
off
You play my dad. You have the ball, off you go.
Ready?
off you go. Ready? I feel so stupid! A couple
step-overs!
Ready? I feel so stupid! A couple step-overs! What a goal! It's gone
in!
step-overs! What a goal! It's gone in! I have never seen anything like
that.
I'm
that. I'm excited about this one.
After
I'm excited about this one. After you have eaten a full
breakfast
After you have eaten a full breakfast or a meal, what is the one
thing
breakfast or a meal, what is the one thing you want to do? What do you
want
thing you want to do? What do you want to do? You want to have a
little
want to do? You want to have a little nap!
You
little nap! You want to have a little sleep.
What
You want to have a little sleep. What do you reckon? This is the
Redknapp
What do you reckon? This is the Redknapp nap room!
What do you reckon? This is the Redknapp nap room!
Get
Redknapp nap room! Get in, son, go to bed. Thomas.
Have
Get in, son, go to bed. Thomas. Have a go at the bed. I'm going to
read
Have a go at the bed. I'm going to read you a story, son!
I
read you a story, son! I always fall asleep. When dad reads
me
I always fall asleep. When dad reads me this, I always fall asleep. Once
upon
me this, I always fall asleep. Once upon a time, there was a little
waiter
upon a time, there was a little waiter called Thomas... LAUGHTER
upon a time, there was a little waiter called Thomas... LAUGHTER
Feeling
waiter called Thomas... LAUGHTER Feeling sleepy?
He
Feeling sleepy? He came along. He didn't cost a fee.
He
He came along. He didn't cost a fee. He was the best little waiter...
He came along. He didn't cost a fee. He was the best little waiter...
He
He was the best little waiter... He was the best little waiter that
you
He was the best little waiter that you could ever wish for! LAUGHTER
He was the best little waiter that you could ever wish for! LAUGHTER
The
you could ever wish for! LAUGHTER The end. The end!
I
The end. The end! I like it. It was a good story.
Watch
I like it. It was a good story. Watch him for a bit. Shut your eyes,
relax!
Watch him for a bit. Shut your eyes, relax! Good boy. Good boy.
LAUGHTER
relax! Good boy. Good boy.
LAUGHTER
This
LAUGHTER This is ridiculous! Would you mind
coming
This is ridiculous! Would you mind coming to meet a couple of the other
staff
coming to meet a couple of the other staff we have got already? They are
really
staff we have got already? They are really nice! Thomas! Oh my God! Oh
my
really nice! Thomas! Oh my God! Oh my God! LAUGHTER
really nice! Thomas! Oh my God! Oh my God! LAUGHTER
These
my God! LAUGHTER These are our co-owners. Tell me
what
These are our co-owners. Tell me what you think! LAUGHTER
These are our co-owners. Tell me what you think! LAUGHTER
Hello!
Hi,
Hello! Hi, Emma!
They
Hi, Emma! They are not opening a restaurant,
but
They are not opening a restaurant, but you are on Saturday Night
Takeaway!
but you are on Saturday Night Well done. Lads, it is one of our
favourite
Well done. Lads, it is one of our favourite ones we have ever done.
Mainly
favourite ones we have ever done. Mainly because you two lost it the
minute
Mainly because you two lost it the minute we started. Jamie, did that
tear
minute we started. Jamie, did that tear come out of your nose?
Yes,
tear come out of your nose? Yes, right through, not a good look!
You
Yes, right through, not a good look! You couldn't keep it together?
No,
You couldn't keep it together? No, we laughed and once you lost it,
it
No, we laughed and once you lost it, it is impossible. Thomas, he was,
you
it is impossible. Thomas, he was, you know, he walked in, he said I'm
a
you know, he walked in, he said I'm a big football - he said you two
have
a big football - he said you two have - I didn't know it was your
restaurant.
have - I didn't know it was your restaurant. Off we went. No transfer
fee!
restaurant. Off we went. No transfer fee! On a Bosman! Jamie, for you, as
a
fee! On a Bosman! Jamie, for you, as a good-looking guy, that must have
been
a good-looking guy, that must have been really embarrassing. It must...
Who
been really embarrassing. It must... Who said that? All of us said it!
You
Who said that? All of us said it! You know where the cameras are, I
thought
You know where the cameras are, I thought I'm not saying that. You
kept
thought I'm not saying that. You kept going. Say it. What a big head!
You
kept going. Say it. What a big head! You were brilliant. We loved it.
Your
You were brilliant. We loved it. Your waiters, two of them, Thomas
and
Your waiters, two of them, Thomas and Emma, are in our virtual
audience
and Emma, are in our virtual audience tonight. Give us a wave.
Thanks,
audience tonight. Give us a wave. Thanks, guys!
Listen,
Thanks, guys! Listen, there are loads of extra
unseen
Listen, there are loads of extra unseen footage from our day with
Harry
unseen footage from our day with Harry and Jamie on our brand-new
show,
Harry and Jamie on our brand-new show, Saturday Night Takeaway:
Extra
show, Saturday Night Takeaway: Extra Helping, which is available on
the
Extra Helping, which is available on the ITV Hub straight after this
show.
Well,
show. Well, they've both been absolutely
fantastic,
Well, they've both been absolutely fantastic, let's hear it for Harry
and
fantastic, let's hear it for Harry and Jamie Redknapp!
CHEERING
and Jamie Redknapp! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
and Jamie Redknapp! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well done, fellas.
See
Well done, fellas. See you on the golf course!
Well done, fellas. I loved that!
And
I loved that! And there's plenty more laughs to
come
And there's plenty more laughs to come this series because starting
next
come this series because starting next week, me and Dec are in for
some
next week, me and Dec are in for some Double Trouble.
Nobody
some Double Trouble. Nobody move! Hands in the air. Get
me
Nobody move! Hands in the air. Get me out of here!
That's
me out of here! That's our line!
Shocking
That's our line! Shocking reports of a bank heist
this
Shocking reports of a bank heist this afternoon.
I
this afternoon. I had us cloned.
You
I had us cloned. You had us cloned?
Attack!
There
Attack! There are thousands of clones out
there.
There are thousands of clones out
there.
Maybe
there. Maybe hundreds. Ha-ha ha. APPLAUSE
there. Maybe hundreds. Ha-ha ha. APPLAUSE
That's
Maybe hundreds. Ha-ha ha. APPLAUSE That's coming next week.
We
That's coming next week. We can't wait for you to see that
one.
Olly,
one. Olly, are you looking forward to
Double
Olly, are you looking forward to Double Trouble? Definitely. I have
one
Double Trouble? Definitely. I have one question.
Who
one question. Who did you get to play the Ant and
Dec
Who did you get to play the Ant and Dec clones?
We
Dec clones? We auditioned a lot of people, but
in
We auditioned a lot of people, but in the end we just did it ourselves.
Wow,
in the end we just did it ourselves. Wow, you two are so versatile.
Thank
Wow, you two are so versatile. Thank you.
Still
Thank you. Still to come tonight:
Fleur's
Still to come tonight: Fleur's ready to reveal which lucky
viewer's
Fleur's ready to reveal which lucky viewer's at the end of the Takeaway
Rainbow.
Expect
Rainbow. Expect a 22-CARROT performance when
Gary
Expect a 22-CARROT performance when Gary Barlow takes to the stage with
an
Gary Barlow takes to the stage with an edible orchestra in the End Of
The
an edible orchestra in the End Of The Show show.
And
The Show show. And here's how you could win a
massive
And here's how you could win a massive £200,000.
See
massive £200,000. See you after the
massive £200,000. Welcome back to a brand-new series
of
Welcome back to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway.
Welcome back to a brand-new series of your Saturday Night Takeaway.
Right,
of your Saturday Night Takeaway. Right, time to reveal where Fleur
East
Right, time to reveal where Fleur East is, with the Takeaway Rainbow.
Right, time to reveal where Fleur East is, with the Takeaway Rainbow.
Are
East is, with the Takeaway Rainbow. Are you there, Fleur?
Hi,
Are you there, Fleur? Hi, guys.
I
Hi, guys. I can now reveal that tonight the
other
I can now reveal that tonight the other end of the Takeaway Rainbow is
at
other end of the Takeaway Rainbow is at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool.
other end of the Takeaway Rainbow is at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool.
It
at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool. It was visible for miles around and
I'm
It was visible for miles around and I'm now about to knock on the door
of
I'm now about to knock on the door of our winner to give them this
amazing
of our winner to give them this amazing prize - a Takeaway Getaway.
Right
amazing prize - a Takeaway Getaway. Right we're going to light up the
winner's
Right we're going to light up the winner's house and give them the
good
winner's house and give them the good news.
KNOCKS
good news. KNOCKS AT DOOR
good news. KNOCKS AT DOOR
Hello,
KNOCKS AT DOOR Hello, is that Adam? Yes.
You
Hello, is that Adam? Yes. You have just won the Takeaway
Rainbow
You have just won the Takeaway Rainbow and you've gone a Takeaway
Getaway!
Rainbow and you've gone a Takeaway
Getaway!
Thanks,
Getaway! Thanks, Fleur.
Getaway! Thanks, Fleur.
Take
Thanks, Fleur. Take the ticket and have a lovely
holiday.
Take the ticket and have a lovely
holiday.
Congratulations!
holiday. Congratulations! That is lovely.
Thanks,
Congratulations! That is lovely. Thanks, Fleur.
Congratulations! That is lovely. Thanks, Fleur.
Congratulations
Thanks, Fleur. Congratulations on your engagement!
Brilliant
Congratulations on your engagement! Brilliant news. How lovely. That is
lovely.
Brilliant news. How lovely. That is lovely. Just got engaged. Fleur's
robot
lovely. Just got engaged. Fleur's robot friend... What a lovely way to
finish.
And
finish. And Fleur will be out and about
again
And Fleur will be out and about again next week, so keep an eye out
for
again next week, so keep an eye out for the Takeaway Rainbow then.
It's
for the Takeaway Rainbow then. It's time to Win The Ads!
Who
It's time to Win The Ads! Who wants to win a lorry-load of
fantastic
Who wants to win a lorry-load of fantastic prizes?
Who wants to win a lorry-load of fantastic prizes?
CHEERING
fantastic prizes?
CHEERING
I'm
CHEERING I'm glad to hear it.
Yes,
I'm glad to hear it. Yes, it's time to give one member of
our
Yes, it's time to give one member of our virtual audience the chance to
win
our virtual audience the chance to win the contents of the ad breaks
from
win the contents of the ad breaks from Wednesday night's episode of
The
from Wednesday night's episode of The Bay.
Earlier
The Bay. Earlier today, our Win The Ads
player
Earlier today, our Win The Ads player was selected at random and
it's
player was selected at random and it's time to let them know.
player was selected at random and it's time to let them know.
And
it's time to let them know. And because the audience is virtual,
we've
And because the audience is virtual, we've got our very own virtual Ant
and
we've got our very own virtual Ant and Dec to reveal who's playing
tonight.
and Dec to reveal who's playing tonight. Off you go, lads.
There
tonight. Off you go, lads. There they are. Come on, fellas!
Is
There they are. Come on, fellas! Is it you? No!
Come
Is it you? No! Come on, Little Dec, find us a
player.
Come on, Little Dec, find us a player. Is it going to be you?
No.
player. Is it going to be you? No. Oh! Back to you Little Ant. He's
changed
No. Oh! Back to you Little Ant. He's changed his mind. Hold on, is it
you?
changed his mind. Hold on, is it you? Yes! It's you, Karen. Get
yourself
you? Yes! It's you, Karen. Get yourself ready at home. Let's see is
what
yourself ready at home. Let's see is what is up for grabs tonight. A
Citroen
what is up for grabs tonight. A Citroen C1 with air conditioning
from
Citroen C1 with air conditioning from Cazoo.
£2,000
from Cazoo. £2,000 to spend on a holiday of your
choice
£2,000 to spend on a holiday of your choice with TUI.
A
choice with TUI. A four-night UK stay for up to six
people
A four-night UK stay for up to six people with Away Resorts.
A
people with Away Resorts. A family sofa set from Sofology
worth
A family sofa set from Sofology worth up to £3,500.
Plus
worth up to £3,500. Plus a year's Britbox subscription
and
Plus a year's Britbox subscription and a Samsung TV to watch it on.
A
and a Samsung TV to watch it on. A Boxt boiler plus a kit from Google
worth
A Boxt boiler plus a kit from Google worth £6,000.
A
worth £6,000. A year's car insurance courtesy of
confused.com.
A year's car insurance courtesy of
confused.com.
A
confused.com. A year's supply of B.O.B. Milk plus
£2,000
A year's supply of B.O.B. Milk plus £2,000 in cash.
Kitchen
£2,000 in cash. Kitchen appliances worth £1,200 from
Swan.
Sky
Swan. Sky Q free for a year, including Sky
Cinema.
Some
Cinema. Some Heck sausages and, when
Government
Some Heck sausages and, when Government guidance allows, a
fully-kitted
Government guidance allows, a fully-kitted sausage party.
£500
fully-kitted sausage party. £500 to spend on food deliveries
from
£500 to spend on food deliveries from Just Eat.
£500 to spend on food deliveries from Just Eat.
Plus
from Just Eat. Plus toilet cleaner.
from Just Eat. Plus toilet cleaner.
Mouthwash.
Plus toilet cleaner.
Mouthwash.
Air
Mouthwash. Air freshener.
Mouthwash. Air freshener.
And
Air freshener. And enough soap to fill Dec's boots.
Air freshener. And enough soap to fill Dec's boots.
APPLAUSE
Some
APPLAUSE Some great prizes. Hi, Karen. All of
those
Some great prizes. Hi, Karen. All of those prizes could be yours
including
those prizes could be yours including the car and the holiday.
Karen,
including the car and the holiday. Karen, where are you from?
Upminster.
Karen, where are you from? Upminster. Who have you been
watching
Upminster. Who have you been watching with tonight? My husband
and
watching with tonight? My husband and Kevin. Has he left the room?
They
and Kevin. Has he left the room? They have gone. Banished!
and Kevin. Has he left the room? They have gone. Banished!
Karen,
They have gone. Banished! Karen, all the prizes on the prize
board
Karen, all the prizes on the prize board could be yours tonight. There
they
board could be yours tonight. There they are.
Take
they are. Take a final look at the board.
Right,
Take a final look at the board. Right, let's cover them over,
shuffle
Right, let's cover them over, shuffle them up and give them a
number.
shuffle them up and give them a
number.
Now
number. Now none of us know which prizes are
where.
We're
where. We're going to ask you as many
questions
We're going to ask you as many questions as we can in 75 seconds -
there's
questions as we can in 75 seconds - there's a little bit more time cos
you're
there's a little bit more time cos you're not here in the studio and
there's
you're not here in the studio and there's a slight delay.
As
there's a slight delay. As usual, all the questions are
taken
As usual, all the questions are taken from this week's news.
Get
taken from this week's news. Get a question right, pick a number
and
Get a question right, pick a number and the prize behind that number
could
and the prize behind that number could be yours to take away.
We'll
could be yours to take away. We'll put 75 seconds on the clock
for
We'll put 75 seconds on the clock for you.
Good
for you. Good luck, your time starts now!
Who
Good luck, your time starts now! Who has been named as the new host
of
Who has been named as the new host of Countdown, Emma Willis or Anne
Robinson?
Anne
Robinson? Anne Robinson.
Yes,
Anne Robinson. Yes, pick a number. 1.
Anne Robinson. Yes, pick a number. 1.
Which
Yes, pick a number. 1. Which football team won their 17th
consecutive
Which football team won their 17th consecutive match on Wednesday
night,
consecutive match on Wednesday night, Manchester City or Manchester
United?
night, Manchester City or Manchester United? Manchester United. Who was
revealed
United? Manchester United. Who was revealed as the sausage and the
winner
revealed as the sausage and the winner of Masked Singer last
weekend?
winner of Masked Singer last weekend? Joss Stone or Gabrielle?
Joss
weekend? Joss Stone or Gabrielle? Joss Stone. Yes. 3.
Brian
Joss Stone. Yes. 3. Brian Conley is joining the cast of
which
Brian Conley is joining the cast of which soap? EastEnders. 7.
Which
which soap? EastEnders. 7. Which well cereal brand has caused a
stir...
Weetabix!
stir... Weetabix! 10.
Which
Weetabix! 10. Which TV personality turned 50 on
Tuesday,
Which TV personality turned 50 on Tuesday, Davina McCall or Amanda
Holden?
Tuesday, Davina McCall or Amanda Holden? Amanda Holden. 16. Europe's
most
Holden? Amanda Holden. 16. Europe's most active volcano erupted in
Italy,
most active volcano erupted in Italy, what is its name, Mount Etna
or
Italy, what is its name, Mount Etna or Mona Laua? Mount Etna. Seven
questions
or Mona Laua? Mount Etna. Seven questions correct. Which means you
have
questions correct. Which means you have seven prizes there, but of
course
have seven prizes there, but of course you have no idea what prizes
they
course you have no idea what prizes they are. Now you have got a big
decision
they are. Now you have got a big decision to make.
You
decision to make. You will decide whether to stay with
the
You will decide whether to stay with the prizes you have won or play with
a
the prizes you have won or play with a chance to take away all 16.
Normally,
a chance to take away all 16. Normally, at this point, we would
show
Normally, at this point, we would show you at home the prizes Karen
has
show you at home the prizes Karen has already won. We can't do that
because
has already won. We can't do that because Karen's watching at home. So
we
because Karen's watching at home. So we are all in the same boat. None of
us
we are all in the same boat. None of us know which prizes are where. So
it
us know which prizes are where. So it is a big decision.
us know which prizes are where. So it is a big decision.
What
it is a big decision. What do you think she should do?
Should
What do you think she should do? Should she stay or play?
What
Should she stay or play? What does Olly Alexander think she
should
What does Olly Alexander think she should do?
She
should do? She should play!
A
She should play! A lot of people are saying play. It
is
A lot of people are saying play. It is up to you. Are you going to stay
or
is up to you. Are you going to stay or play? I'm going to play. She is
going
or play? I'm going to play. She is going to play. Let's hope that was
the
going to play. Let's hope that was the right decision. For the first
time
the right decision. For the first time tonight, let's see what you had
already
time tonight, let's see what you had already won. You had the telly, the
sausage
already won. You had the telly, the sausage party, the kitchen
appliances,
sausage party, the kitchen appliances, sofa set, the milk, the
mouthwash
appliances, sofa set, the milk, the mouthwash and the toilet cleaner.
You
mouthwash and the toilet cleaner. You didn't have the car and the
holiday.
You didn't have the car and the holiday. You have decided to play. I
have
holiday. You have decided to play. I have to accept your first answer.
holiday. You have decided to play. I have to accept your first answer.
Very
have to accept your first answer. Very best of luck.
Here's
Very best of luck. Here's your Make or Break question.
On
Here's your Make or Break question. On Thursday night, NASA landed a
rover
On Thursday night, NASA landed a rover on Mars, but what's its name.
Perseverance
rover on Mars, but what's its name. Perseverance or Endurance?
Perseverance.
Perseverance or Endurance? Perseverance. It is the right
answer!
She
answer! She knew it! You knew it. You can
bring
She knew it! You knew it. You can bring the family in now!
You
bring the family in now! You have got a holiday, the car, the
sofa,
You have got a holiday, the car, the sofa, everything on the board! What
a
sofa, everything on the board! What a way to start the new show of this
series.
a way to start the new show of this series. Well done! How do you feel?
Thank
series. Well done! How do you feel? Thank you. It's - I'm over the moon,
thank
Thank you. It's - I'm over the moon, thank you for bringing joy back into
our
thank you for bringing joy back into our life. Thank you. Thank you so
much
our life. Thank you. Thank you so much for being part of the show!
There
much for being part of the show! There they are. Thank you. And the
dog!
There they are. Thank you. And the dog! That is wonderful.
Congratulations
dog! That is wonderful. Congratulations again from all of
us.
Congratulations again from all of us. Let's hear it for Karen,
everybody!
APPLAUSE
everybody!
APPLAUSE
Bye,
APPLAUSE Bye, Karen.
That
Bye, Karen. That is what you want on your first
show
That is what you want on your first show back.
All
show back. All 16 prizes, a car and two
holidays!
All 16 prizes, a car and two holidays! Well done, Karen. Thanks
for
holidays! Well done, Karen. Thanks for playing.
And
for playing. And you could be playing Win The Ads
next
And you could be playing Win The Ads next week, all the details are on
itv.com/wintheads
next week, all the details are on itv.com/wintheads and
stv.tv/wintheads.
OK,
stv.tv/wintheads. OK, back to you, Olly.
Coming
OK, back to you, Olly. Coming up after the break, Gary
Barlow
Coming up after the break, Gary Barlow performs live with an
orchestra
Barlow performs live with an orchestra made entirely of
vegetables
orchestra made entirely of vegetables in a spectacular End Of
The
vegetables in a spectacular End Of The Show Show.
vegetables in a spectacular End Of The Show Show.
Don't
The Show Show. Don't blame me, that's what it says
in
Don't blame me, that's what it says in the script.
See
in the script. See you in a few minutes.
in the script. Welcome back to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Welcome back to your Saturday Night
Takeaway.
Well,
Takeaway. Well, what a fabulous start to the
series
Well, what a fabulous start to the series it's been.
Well, what a fabulous start to the series it's been.
We've
series it's been. We've laughed, we've cried, we've
kicked
We've laughed, we've cried, we've kicked a football at Stephen
Mulhern's
kicked a football at Stephen Mulhern's giant mouth
kicked a football at Stephen Mulhern's giant head and now
performing,
Mulhern's giant head and now performing, 'Incredible' from his
new
performing, 'Incredible' from his new Number 1 album 'Music Played By
Humans'
new Number 1 album 'Music Played By Humans' which has just gone Gold,
and
Humans' which has just gone Gold, and joined by an orchestra with a
difference,
and joined by an orchestra with a difference, please welcome the
fantastic
difference, please welcome the fantastic Gary Barlow.
difference, please welcome the CHEERING
OK,
CHEERING OK, this song's about all of those
wonderful,
OK, this song's about all of those wonderful, incredible things in
life.
And
life. And I want to say a special thank
you
And I want to say a special thank you to two wonderful and incredible
people
you to two wonderful and incredible people called Ant and Dec, for
having
people called Ant and Dec, for having me on the show, and for
taking
having me on the show, and for taking the trouble to sort out my
incredible
taking the trouble to sort out my incredible orchestra.
taking the trouble to sort out my incredible orchestra.
I'm
incredible orchestra. I'm so happy about this. Are you
ready,
I'm so happy about this. Are you ready, everyone?
Here
ready, everyone? Here we go, OK.
SONG:
Here we go, OK. SONG: 'Incredible'.
# Some might say that Love is magical
# Some might say that You can't get enough
# Some might say, "Beware, take care
# "'Cause anytime it can Dissolve into thin air"
# Some might say that love is a game
# And then some might say, "Get ready for pain"
# I say, "If you're feeling the same
# "Take the biggest dose And empty it into your veins"
# When your reputation's Only fabulous
# When your reality is only a dream
# But it can't be
# 'Cause it's incredible, Absolutely unforgettable
# People say it's only chemical, But it can't be
# It's a VEGETABLE What you're doing to me
# If I say it all, every word And every syllable
# Put you high up on a pedestal, And you will see
# It's incredible what you're doing To me
# (Incredible what you're doing To me)
# Some might say Love's unpredictable
# Some might say Love's metaphysical
# Makes you feel like You're invincible
# Once you got the taste, Then it's easy to drink it up
# Some might say true love is a myth
# Some say, "True love? No, it doesn't exist"
# If you say that, Then you haven't seen this
# This love, I tell you, no, I can't resist
# When your reputation's Only fabulous
# That's what love is, What it's supposed to be
# You and me
# 'Cause it's a VEGETABLE, Absolutely it's all EDIBLE
# People say it's DELECTABLE, But it can't be
# It's a CARROT, ONION, LEEK and PEA
# If I say it all, Every word LOOKS ILLEGIBLE
# That one looks a bit SUGGESTIBLE
# And you will see
# It's REGRETTABLE What you're doing to me
INSTRUMENTAL
# It's outstanding, Unbelievable, remarkable
# Did I forget that you can use Every single letter in the alphabet?
# Woo
# Oh, oh
# 'Cause it's incredible, Absolutely unforgettable
# People say it's only chemical, But it can't be
# It's incredible what You're doing to me
# It's incredible, It's unbreakable
# It's unbelievable, Can't you see?
# It's incredible What you're doing to me
# Come on, baby, do it to me. #
APPLAUSE
Yes!
APPLAUSE Yes! Yes, Gazza!
APPLAUSE Yes! Yes, Gazza!
Oh!
Yes! Yes, Gazza! Oh! Thank you very much.
That's
Oh! Thank you very much. That's all we've got time for.
Oh! Thank you very much. That's all we've got time for.
Thanks
That's all we've got time for. Thanks to all of tonight's guests,
Harry
Thanks to all of tonight's guests, Harry and Jamie Redknapp, Jason
Manford,
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East,
Manford, Beverley Knight, Fleur East, Andi Peters, Stephen Mulhern,
Olly
East, Andi Peters, Stephen Mulhern, Olly Alexander, the London Vegetable
Orchestra
Olly Alexander, the London Vegetable Orchestra and Gary Barlow!
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