1 00:00:06,626 --> 00:00:10,376 [audio logos] 2 00:00:28,418 --> 00:00:30,376 What, are we ready? 3 00:00:30,418 --> 00:00:31,584 OK. 4 00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:33,334 All right, settle everyone, please. 5 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:34,543 Quiet on the set. 6 00:00:34,584 --> 00:00:35,584 OK, let's do this. 7 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:40,334 What I want you to do is when the camera starts 8 00:00:40,376 --> 00:00:43,334 moving forward, just start to drift back 9 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,334 to that day, that moment, 10 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:49,834 when you knew, right? 11 00:00:49,876 --> 00:00:52,043 And roll sound. 12 00:00:52,084 --> 00:00:53,501 Speed. 13 00:00:53,543 --> 00:00:54,709 Roll camera. 14 00:00:54,751 --> 00:00:56,418 Rolling. 15 00:00:56,459 --> 00:00:58,334 Marker. 16 00:00:58,376 --> 00:00:59,251 [music playing] 17 00:01:03,376 --> 00:01:04,501 Action. 18 00:01:04,543 --> 00:01:07,876 I'm not in love, 19 00:01:07,918 --> 00:01:11,668 so don't forget it, 20 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:15,584 it's just a silly phase I'm going through. 21 00:01:18,918 --> 00:01:23,376 And just because, I caught-- 22 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:32,959 What happened? 23 00:01:47,918 --> 00:01:49,293 [music playing] 24 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:11,501 Now, he was master of the world. 25 00:03:11,543 --> 00:03:14,584 And though he was not quite sure what to do next, 26 00:03:14,626 --> 00:03:16,293 he would think of something. 27 00:03:17,418 --> 00:03:19,459 [music playing] 28 00:03:37,543 --> 00:03:38,543 [chatter] 29 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:39,876 [music playing] 30 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:58,001 Look, it's a soldier. 31 00:03:58,043 --> 00:03:59,459 He's going to throw a grenade. 32 00:04:02,959 --> 00:04:03,876 Cut. 33 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:06,584 Action. 34 00:04:09,418 --> 00:04:11,168 Patrick Read Johnson! 35 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,501 [laughter] 36 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,543 [music playing] 37 00:04:40,251 --> 00:04:42,793 Mom! 38 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,543 Patrick Read Johnson! 39 00:04:58,543 --> 00:05:01,001 What did you even need it to be a zebra for, anyway? 40 00:05:01,043 --> 00:05:02,334 It's for one of my films. 41 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:03,668 You don't understand. 42 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:05,584 You're not a filmmaker. 43 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:08,751 I'm trying real hard to understand you. 44 00:05:08,793 --> 00:05:10,751 On the good news front, he did promise the horse 45 00:05:10,793 --> 00:05:13,001 would be brown again by dinner. 46 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:14,209 [music playing] 47 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,251 [laughter] 48 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:07,709 So I was thinking. 49 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:11,043 Maybe it's time we thought about adopting another baby. 50 00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:13,876 How many babies do you want to have, exactly? 51 00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:16,168 A dozen? 52 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,001 I'm not sure-- 53 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,584 Jesus Christ. 54 00:06:20,626 --> 00:06:23,918 Editing is when you see something in your story 55 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:27,209 that you don't like and you just take it out. 56 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:35,001 Take it out. 57 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:38,709 [music playing] 58 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:39,584 Cut. 59 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,751 I already got blown up in the grenade scene. 60 00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:49,709 Just jump. 61 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:51,043 He deserves a childhood. 62 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,168 Everybody deserves a childhood. 63 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:57,668 I'm not sure it's the childhood they think they deserve. 64 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,709 I think the childhood that people 65 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:03,876 deserve is the one where they learn how the world works. 66 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,168 I haven't always been wise, or done what's right? 67 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:11,668 Line. 68 00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:14,709 We all made mistakes. 69 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:19,001 It's what we do after we make the mistake that's important. 70 00:07:19,043 --> 00:07:24,584 I don't think we learn how the world works at the movies. 71 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:26,584 When is the time? 72 00:07:26,626 --> 00:07:28,334 When is he going to learn? 73 00:07:28,376 --> 00:07:29,376 [music playing] 74 00:07:48,418 --> 00:07:51,043 Patrick Read Johnson? 75 00:07:51,084 --> 00:07:52,543 Where's your brother? 76 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,709 Mom, do you mind? 77 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,959 I'll be back with a shotgun. 78 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:09,084 Mom, help me. 79 00:08:09,126 --> 00:08:10,709 Patrick! 80 00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:20,709 One of you is in big trouble. 81 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,668 Steven Spielberg? 82 00:08:22,709 --> 00:08:24,751 Who the hell is Steven Spielberg? 83 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:28,584 You're kidding, right? 84 00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:31,418 Do I look like I'm kidding? 85 00:08:31,459 --> 00:08:35,751 The guy who made Jaws, the most successful movie of all time? 86 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:39,001 The movie we're making a sequel to here? 87 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:40,751 By make, do you mean he produced it? 88 00:08:40,793 --> 00:08:42,001 No, directed it. 89 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,001 Careful, you're bleeding on Moonbase Alpha. 90 00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:45,376 OK, so tell me, Pat. 91 00:08:45,418 --> 00:08:47,334 What the hell's the difference between a director 92 00:08:47,376 --> 00:08:48,334 and a producer? 93 00:08:48,376 --> 00:08:49,334 Well-- 94 00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:50,251 Patrick! 95 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:53,209 Patrick! 96 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:00,251 I don't know where you're hiding, 97 00:09:00,293 --> 00:09:02,334 but I'm going to Jungle's in 15 minutes. 98 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,501 And if you want me to pick up any more film, 99 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:07,834 you better clean up this shark attack mess before I go. 100 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:10,918 And don't forget, it's your turn to do the runs. 101 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:14,793 Producer, director. 102 00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:19,501 Anyway, in Steven Spielberg's first movie, Duel, 103 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:22,001 this guy's being chased by this old diesel fuel truck. 104 00:09:22,043 --> 00:09:23,918 He cut off on the highway, and this truck 105 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:26,168 is, like, the unstoppable ghost truck from hell. 106 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:28,501 Truck that's been on the highway since the beginning 107 00:09:28,543 --> 00:09:29,876 of time and always will be. 108 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,501 And every time this guy thinks he's 109 00:09:31,543 --> 00:09:32,876 gotten away from the thing, wham, 110 00:09:32,918 --> 00:09:34,418 it's right there behind him. 111 00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:36,918 Or in the case of this one shot, in front of him, waiting. 112 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:39,168 And the way Steven Spielberg shoots it, 113 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,209 he doesn't just have a dorky close up of the guy 114 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:43,418 going, whoa, to his POV of the truck 115 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:45,668 on the road to another shot of the guy reacting. 116 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:46,834 Oh, of course not. 117 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:49,334 No, Spielberg has this car racing up 118 00:09:49,376 --> 00:09:51,168 the highway in a long shot. 119 00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,168 And suddenly, the car slams on its brakes, wham, 120 00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:56,668 camera pulls back to reveal the underside 121 00:09:56,709 --> 00:10:01,834 of this dark, oily, smelly, rumbling, smoldering, 122 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:04,668 mechanical monster waiting for him. 123 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,084 Could you get Hooper's torso? 124 00:10:07,126 --> 00:10:09,543 So the car hitting its brakes is the reaction shot. 125 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:14,334 The squeal of the car's tires is the main character's scream 126 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:15,459 of terror. 127 00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,376 I still don't get how you think you can get away 128 00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:21,751 with making a Jaws 2. 129 00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,751 I mean, at the end of Jaws 1, the shark's nothing 130 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:25,334 but red mist and bone meal. 131 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,376 No, no, no, not if it's like the truck in Duel. 132 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,334 Not if it's a shark that's been swimming 133 00:10:29,376 --> 00:10:32,043 in the ocean since the beginning of time, and always will be, 134 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:33,584 the primordial carnivore instinct 135 00:10:33,626 --> 00:10:36,918 made manifest by its insatiable desire to feed. 136 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:40,709 What the hell are you talking about? 137 00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:42,751 The pool filter will get the rest out? 138 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,501 And what happened the other six films we started? 139 00:10:49,543 --> 00:10:51,168 We're a movie studio, Bill. 140 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,834 If we're going to make it, we need to work on as many movies 141 00:10:53,876 --> 00:10:55,001 as we can. 142 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,918 Or maybe we could just finish one. 143 00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,168 Requiem to the Planet of the Apes is almost finished. 144 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:00,668 Almost finished? 145 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:02,876 You've been working on it since you were 12 years old. 146 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:04,543 Well, I want it to be perfect. 147 00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:06,834 Well shit, Pat, it's already got a bunch 148 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,918 of other 12-year-olds running around a cornfield, 149 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,918 and bad rubber monkey mask chasing you 150 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:13,918 in a loincloth pretending to be Charlton Heston. 151 00:11:13,959 --> 00:11:15,668 What could be more perfect than that? 152 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,168 Are you ever going to start taking this stuff seriously? 153 00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:19,501 - Hell no. - Why not? 154 00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:21,584 Because I don't think that making little super 155 00:11:21,626 --> 00:11:23,209 eight movies in Pat Johnson's backyard 156 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:24,501 is my ticket to Hollywood. 157 00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:26,334 Then why do you keep showing up to help? 158 00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,918 Because I feel sorry for you, Pat. 159 00:11:31,543 --> 00:11:32,501 Why? 160 00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:34,501 Oh, shit. 161 00:11:34,543 --> 00:11:36,168 What's that? 162 00:11:36,209 --> 00:11:37,251 That wasn't a shotgun. 163 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:39,459 It was my stupid brother Pat. 164 00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,168 Patrick, when you dragged your box spring 165 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,668 mattress out into the woods so your German snipers 166 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,001 could fall out of the trees without getting 167 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,501 killed, what did I say? 168 00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:55,043 You said, Patrick-- 169 00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:56,751 Electrons, please. 170 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,876 When you spray painted your sister's horse 171 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,834 to look like a zebra, what did I say? 172 00:12:00,876 --> 00:12:02,334 After that. 173 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:04,709 You said that you would always support whatever road 174 00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:07,501 I chose to follow, as long as I was willing to pay the toll. 175 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:08,918 And I always have been. 176 00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:10,918 I painted Jody's horse brown again. 177 00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,501 You were 10. 178 00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:15,668 That was a noble gesture, but you're not 10 anymore. 179 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:18,043 And I'm not paying for another pool filter. 180 00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:20,209 Mom, we don't need a new pool filter. 181 00:12:20,251 --> 00:12:23,001 Why is it that every time I blow the circuit breakers 182 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,293 in this house, you panic? 183 00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:26,876 That's what circuit breakers are, for blowing, 184 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:29,501 to keep things from breaking when you push them too far. 185 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:30,668 That's exactly my point. 186 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,209 You're pushing things too far. 187 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,876 Mom, the shark attack had to look like it was taking place 188 00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:36,168 out at sea, at night. 189 00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:38,501 We couldn't take the shark out to Lake Michigan 190 00:12:38,543 --> 00:12:40,584 past the waves, or it'd be too deep to operate. 191 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,251 Plus, we had to shoot it day for night, 192 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,001 because I don't have any decent lights, 193 00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:45,668 and we couldn't use them on the water 194 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,501 without electrocuting Bill anyway. 195 00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:50,501 So the perfect solution was to shoot it in an insert tank. 196 00:12:50,543 --> 00:12:52,251 It's a swimming pool. 197 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,376 [music playing] 198 00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:23,376 Playing the best music, WLS, Chicago 199 00:13:23,418 --> 00:13:26,876 your car shouldn't blow all your hard earned dough. 200 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:29,209 She's ready to go with Vesuvio. 201 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:35,418 Lot of requests for this one to start your day. 202 00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,584 Have little Queen along the way. 203 00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:41,334 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 204 00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:44,918 And all freaks hiding behind the ROTC jet smoking pot. 205 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,001 This is this year's president of the student body, Bill Holmes, 206 00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:51,084 along with this year's resident of the student 207 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:52,876 body, Pat Johnson. 208 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,501 And these are the morning announcements 209 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,376 for August 23, 1976. 210 00:13:57,418 --> 00:14:00,334 The new school year got off to a rousing start at the pep rally 211 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:03,334 yesterday with over 100 members of the Warren Township marching 212 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,834 band all blowing and beating their instruments in unison. 213 00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,168 Wrap it up, boys. 214 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:10,334 OK, today's menu is an old favorite. 215 00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:11,709 That's right. 216 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,418 The cafeteria is serving muttloaf, 217 00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:16,501 served with green-ish beans and your choice of mashed potatoes 218 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,668 or tater tits-- 219 00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,084 I mean tots. 220 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,418 Damn it, Holmes, you cannot say tits in the morning 221 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,501 announcements. 222 00:14:22,543 --> 00:14:23,709 Well, you just did. 223 00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:29,084 Besides, my tits was the a typo tits. 224 00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,168 I'm pretty you meant to write tots, not tits. 225 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,043 Damn it, Holmes. 226 00:14:33,084 --> 00:14:34,709 And finally, in the sports report, 227 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:38,084 the varsity football team, led by quarterback Doug Austerlin, 228 00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,876 trounced Stephenson yesterday. 229 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:42,168 At the victory party, Doug had this to say-- 230 00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:44,584 oh man, I think I'm going to hurl. 231 00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,709 [grunting] 232 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,043 What are you idiots doing? 233 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,709 Practicing our pick up routine for parties. 234 00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:58,751 If one of us spots a girl we want to meet, 235 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:01,084 the other one picks a fight and pretends to beat the crap out 236 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:02,376 of the guy that wants the girl. 237 00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,084 Then, the girl comes over and makes 238 00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,918 sure the guy who got beat up is all right, 239 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,543 gets him ice and offers to drive him 240 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:08,668 to the hospital, and-- 241 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,209 Finds out he's a lying, cheating ass, 242 00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:11,668 and hits him with a shovel? 243 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:12,834 Oh. 244 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:15,084 Only you would think this could work? 245 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:17,376 Oh. 246 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,918 Oh, man. 247 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,751 I think you're going to hurl. 248 00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:23,751 Today's lesson, never mess with the alpha male. 249 00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:29,668 Oh, are you OK, Patty? 250 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,584 Did he just say alpha male? 251 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,334 Somebody give him some ice. 252 00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:34,668 See, it does work. 253 00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,334 [music - queen, "long away"] 254 00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:39,834 [SINGING] Take heart, my friend, we love you. 255 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:44,709 Though it seems like you're alone. 256 00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:52,251 A million lights above you smile down upon your home. 257 00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:56,543 Hurry, put your troubles in a suitcase 258 00:15:56,584 --> 00:16:01,168 and come let the new child play. 259 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:06,501 Lonely as a whisper on a star chase, I'm leaving here. 260 00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:09,001 I'm long away. 261 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:14,918 For all the stars in heaven I would not live-- 262 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:17,668 I could not live this way. 263 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:21,209 [explosion] 264 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,043 [music playing] 265 00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:26,001 I'm the Amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 266 00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,168 I'll guess your age, your weight, your month of birth. 267 00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,168 Who's next? 268 00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:30,918 You? 269 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,001 All right. 270 00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:33,251 What's up with your head? 271 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,043 Some kid threw up on my face. 272 00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:37,334 Again. 273 00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:40,834 Oh, it seems you're a lot heavier than I expected. 274 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,084 Grab yourself a prize, young lady, 275 00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:46,168 and try not to eat so many hot dogs, huh? 276 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,418 Oh, you. 277 00:16:47,459 --> 00:16:48,709 You there. 278 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,418 What can I guess for you today, young lady? 279 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:51,668 Come on. 280 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,959 Huh? 281 00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,001 I am the amazing Alfredo, ladies and gentlemen. 282 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,334 Step right up. 283 00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:57,751 I'll guess your age, your weight. 284 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:01,918 Who's next? 285 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,501 Something up with you and Robin? 286 00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,501 All right, what can I guess for you today, lady? 287 00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:06,418 - My age. - Very well. 288 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,918 What? No. No. 289 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,334 I'm writing my answer on my official Amazing Alfredo-- 290 00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:12,376 Jeez, Donny, she's my best friend's girlfriend. 291 00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:13,834 - They broke up weeks ago. - What? 292 00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,168 She wants to get married. 293 00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:16,209 He doesn't. 294 00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:17,751 - What? - That's cheating. 295 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,751 Just making a little conversation here. 296 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,876 Sheesh. 297 00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:21,959 OK. 298 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,501 You got anything else, Patty? 299 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,168 This is like old man food. 300 00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,501 That's all there was left. 301 00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,543 What is vermouth anyway? 302 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:33,376 Did you bring us all out here with the promise of alcohol, 303 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,334 and the most amazing view in Lake County, 304 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,668 and this is what we get? 305 00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:37,751 Patrick. 306 00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,251 More booze, Pat. 307 00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:44,918 Go buy some. 308 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,001 With what? 309 00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:47,251 This is Pat. 310 00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:49,168 Every dollar he makes shoveling shit 311 00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:51,376 goes towards building spaceships for his latest epic. 312 00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:55,209 Get a real job, Pat. 313 00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:58,668 We'll all like it better if you keep giving us more booze. 314 00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:01,418 I'll like you better if you get under this blanket 315 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:02,543 and keep me warm. 316 00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:06,376 [music playing] 317 00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:13,251 It's a free country, though, you have to get married. 318 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,001 Go to hell, Bill. 319 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:19,043 [radio chatter] 320 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:24,918 [music playing] 321 00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,668 What? 322 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,709 Nothing. 323 00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:35,876 What? 324 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,501 [car horn] 325 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,709 Mm-- Patrick. 326 00:18:51,543 --> 00:18:53,084 Patrick. 327 00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:54,543 Patrick. 328 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,501 What? 329 00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,418 Why am I giving you a ride home? 330 00:18:59,459 --> 00:19:01,376 Because my car's in the shop. 331 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,751 Why is your car in the shop? 332 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:07,959 Have you ever seen "Duel." 333 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,793 OK, well anyway, I can't get it out until I earn some money. 334 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,501 And I can't earn some money until I 335 00:19:17,543 --> 00:19:20,001 get a job, which I wouldn't be able to go to if I had one 336 00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,668 because my car's in the shop. 337 00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:25,168 Why don't you come work at Games? 338 00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:30,668 I don't think I should work in Games, if-- you know, 339 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:33,043 you and I are-- 340 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,918 [laughs] 341 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:38,168 You and I aren't. 342 00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:40,001 Because of Bill? 343 00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:44,043 No, not because of Bill! 344 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:49,168 I don't give it one damn, damn, about Bill! 345 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:52,668 This, right now, is because of Bill, 346 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:56,876 and his journey to the center of Debbie What's-her-pants. 347 00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,834 Oh. 348 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:07,668 OK, I-- well, if you guys are broken up for good, 349 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:11,001 then why not? 350 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,543 Because you're a goofy boy. 351 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:25,001 But mostly because you're leaving. 352 00:20:25,043 --> 00:20:26,209 What are you talking about? 353 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,251 So go. 354 00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:33,501 OK. 355 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,001 Wait. 356 00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:37,209 Wait, come here. 357 00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:38,543 Be quiet. 358 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,834 You are going to find the perfect girl for you 359 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,501 really soon. 360 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:45,293 And then you'll finally lose your virginity. 361 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:50,001 And then I'll be kicking myself because I didn't 362 00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:51,626 get to add it to my collection. 363 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:55,668 Well, add it, please. 364 00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:56,668 Pat. 365 00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:58,501 Yeah. 366 00:20:58,543 --> 00:20:59,709 Get out. 367 00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:02,918 Get out. 368 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,376 [MUSIC - 10CC, "I'M NOT IN LOVE"] 369 00:21:04,418 --> 00:21:08,834 [SINGING] Upon the wall, it hides the nasty stain 370 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:12,501 that's lying there. 371 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:13,876 I'd marry you. 372 00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:23,793 [music playing] 373 00:22:18,543 --> 00:22:19,793 Guys. 374 00:22:22,084 --> 00:22:23,084 Guys. 375 00:22:23,126 --> 00:22:25,001 [grunting] 376 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,168 Check it out. 377 00:22:26,209 --> 00:22:29,001 [grunting] 378 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,376 Is this the coolest thing ever or what? 379 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,584 It's obviously not a natural rock formation. 380 00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:37,001 It's got to be some kind of exotic alien unobtainium. 381 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:38,501 But what does it all symbolize? 382 00:22:38,543 --> 00:22:40,168 Does the monolith represent a wall 383 00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:43,668 that we're destined for ourselves against forever, 384 00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:46,084 a headstone for the already doomed human race, 385 00:22:46,126 --> 00:22:50,168 or is it a doorway to the infinite potential afforded 386 00:22:50,209 --> 00:22:51,501 by a boundless universe? 387 00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:53,668 There's only one way to find out. 388 00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,168 We have to touch it. 389 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,501 Don't be afraid. 390 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,084 This is our big moment. 391 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:01,334 Just think, somewhere beyond the far corners of the mind's eye, 392 00:23:01,376 --> 00:23:04,543 powerful beings beyond our ken are watching. 393 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,918 For all we know, Douglas Trumbull himself 394 00:23:06,959 --> 00:23:09,001 could be watching us, waiting for us 395 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,043 to walk through this quantum mechanical door. 396 00:23:11,084 --> 00:23:12,834 So come on, fellow hominids. 397 00:23:12,876 --> 00:23:14,834 Gather round. 398 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:18,376 Walk right up, walk upright, and touch the monolith. 399 00:23:22,376 --> 00:23:24,793 [grunting] 400 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:27,543 I can fix this. 401 00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:28,668 I-- 402 00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:30,168 Patrick Read Johnson! 403 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:33,209 Oh, no. 404 00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:35,001 What? 405 00:23:35,043 --> 00:23:36,709 Where's your dresser? 406 00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:42,501 Hmm? 407 00:23:42,543 --> 00:23:44,126 [music playing] 408 00:23:44,168 --> 00:23:47,001 [SINGING] At the first crack of dawn we're turning things on. 409 00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,668 [whistling] 410 00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:51,334 Are there schools around that teach you how to be a producer? 411 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:52,543 Director. 412 00:23:52,584 --> 00:23:54,834 OK, are there directors schools where 413 00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:57,376 you could learn how to really do this without painting 414 00:23:57,418 --> 00:23:59,751 everything we own flat black? 415 00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:02,168 The only good ones are in New York and California, 416 00:24:02,209 --> 00:24:04,209 and they cost way more than we could ever afford. 417 00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:06,001 Well, didn't anyone ever become a director 418 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,709 who didn't go to film school? 419 00:24:07,751 --> 00:24:09,209 Douglas Trumbull. 420 00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:10,501 Well, how did he do it? 421 00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:12,501 Well, he was the visual effects supervisor 422 00:24:12,543 --> 00:24:14,001 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 423 00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:16,168 And he was so good at his job that, when 424 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:17,876 he went to Universal Studios and said 425 00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:19,668 that he could do his first film "Silent 426 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,501 Running" for a million dollars, they actually believed him. 427 00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:24,209 And then he actually did it. 428 00:24:24,251 --> 00:24:26,168 And now he's director. 429 00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:29,168 So to become a director, you have to become a visual effects 430 00:24:29,209 --> 00:24:30,501 person first? 431 00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,543 No, no, but it's one way. 432 00:24:33,584 --> 00:24:36,834 And it's a way I might have a chance at. 433 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:43,251 If I could go to LA and maybe just talk to him, meet him 434 00:24:43,293 --> 00:24:45,834 for a few minutes, maybe show him one of my films 435 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:47,834 or some of my models, maybe he'd understand 436 00:24:47,876 --> 00:24:49,084 what I'm trying to do. 437 00:24:49,126 --> 00:24:50,334 Maybe I could work for him. 438 00:24:50,376 --> 00:24:51,751 You know, just gluing model parts 439 00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:53,376 onto a spaceship for his next movie. 440 00:24:53,418 --> 00:24:54,751 So why don't you call him? 441 00:24:57,084 --> 00:24:58,334 What? On the phone? 442 00:24:58,376 --> 00:25:00,876 No, just stand in the backyard and shout West. 443 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,709 Yes, on the phone. 444 00:25:04,751 --> 00:25:06,501 Well, first of all, I don't have his number. 445 00:25:06,543 --> 00:25:07,876 Well, did you look for it? 446 00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:09,501 It's probably top secret. 447 00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:12,001 Yeah, to keep dorks like him from calling up all the time, 448 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,376 wanting to meet him. 449 00:25:13,418 --> 00:25:15,334 Oh, I think he'd be flattered to know that people 450 00:25:15,376 --> 00:25:16,626 are trying to meet him. 451 00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,543 Not if he wants to get any real movie work done. 452 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,584 Hey, my movies are real. 453 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,084 Yeah, real bad. 454 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,918 I know. 455 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:25,084 Why don't you offer to answer his phone for him? 456 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,334 That way you could meet him and stop the competition 457 00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:28,334 from meeting him. 458 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:29,334 Yeah, OK. 459 00:25:29,376 --> 00:25:30,501 All right, fine. 460 00:25:30,543 --> 00:25:31,543 [television chatter] 461 00:25:31,584 --> 00:25:33,501 Don't act like your father. 462 00:25:33,543 --> 00:25:35,834 Don't say you're going to try and then chicken out. 463 00:25:35,876 --> 00:25:37,418 I won't. 464 00:25:37,459 --> 00:25:40,209 But if I can't find it, which I probably won't be able to-- 465 00:25:40,251 --> 00:25:42,001 Dare to dream, Douglas Trumbull. 466 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,334 --then what? 467 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,834 Then I'll stand in the backyard and shout West. 468 00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:47,751 Well, that might work. 469 00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,876 [laughs] 470 00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:55,084 [phone ringing] 471 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:00,709 We're sorry. 472 00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:03,001 You have reached a number that has been disconnected 473 00:26:03,043 --> 00:26:04,376 or is no longer in service. 474 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:06,876 If you feel you have reached this recording in error, 475 00:26:06,918 --> 00:26:08,543 please check the number and dial again. 476 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,709 Calling Debbie Froynt again? 477 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:10,834 No. 478 00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:13,168 [music playing] 479 00:26:13,209 --> 00:26:14,584 I wasn't calling Debbie. 480 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:19,168 Did she ever smile at you? 481 00:26:19,209 --> 00:26:20,168 Of course she smiled. 482 00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:21,501 Why? 483 00:26:21,543 --> 00:26:23,418 Because that's how it works with you, Pat. 484 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:26,043 You see a girl you like, you stare at her like a puppy 485 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,834 hearing a strange noise, and then 486 00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:30,834 you smile this goofy smile. 487 00:26:30,876 --> 00:26:33,501 And if she smiles back, God help her, you fall in love. 488 00:26:33,543 --> 00:26:34,668 I do not. 489 00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:36,418 Happens every time. 490 00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:38,918 I was trying to find Douglas Trumbull, OK? 491 00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:40,668 Holy shit. 492 00:26:40,709 --> 00:26:42,001 Yeah, I know. 493 00:26:42,043 --> 00:26:43,834 You're gay! 494 00:26:43,876 --> 00:26:44,834 What? 495 00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:46,168 Come on! 496 00:26:46,209 --> 00:26:48,501 You ignored Debbie Froynt just to call some guy 497 00:26:48,543 --> 00:26:49,501 on a Saturday night? 498 00:26:49,543 --> 00:26:51,001 You're gay, Pat. 499 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:54,084 I'm not gay, and Douglas Trumbull isn't just some guy. 500 00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:56,084 He's the guy who did the special effects 501 00:26:56,126 --> 00:26:57,709 for "2001: A Space Odyssey." 502 00:26:57,751 --> 00:27:00,168 Oh, so you're gay for a guy who makes unwatchable movies. 503 00:27:00,209 --> 00:27:01,168 What? 504 00:27:01,209 --> 00:27:02,209 "2001?" 505 00:27:02,251 --> 00:27:03,876 Man, I hate that movie. 506 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,876 No, Bill, you don't really hate it. 507 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,334 You just don't understand it. 508 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,876 No, I do really hate it, and nobody understands it. 509 00:27:09,918 --> 00:27:11,376 I do. 510 00:27:11,418 --> 00:27:14,334 OK then, what the hell is the ending supposed to mean? 511 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:16,376 Guy flies a spaceship into a hotel room, 512 00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:18,501 gets old, drops his wine glass, and turns 513 00:27:18,543 --> 00:27:20,668 into a giant baby floating over the Earth, 514 00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:22,168 what the hell is that? 515 00:27:22,209 --> 00:27:24,501 The hotel room was designed by the alien intelligences 516 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,043 observing Dave Bowman to approximate 517 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:27,168 his natural habitat. 518 00:27:27,209 --> 00:27:28,668 The aliens wanted to know if Dave 519 00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:30,668 could try to figure out how to take the next step 520 00:27:30,709 --> 00:27:31,584 in human evolution. 521 00:27:31,626 --> 00:27:32,834 But he can't. 522 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:34,418 He doesn't know what they want from him. 523 00:27:34,459 --> 00:27:35,834 Neither does the audience. 524 00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:38,168 Yeah, exactly, because Dave represents the audience. 525 00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:39,918 And like the audience, he's not ready to see 526 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,501 beyond what he expects to see. 527 00:27:41,543 --> 00:27:43,709 So with each moment of missed opportunity to evolve, 528 00:27:43,751 --> 00:27:45,501 he gets older, his years passing before him 529 00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,084 in the blink of an eye. 530 00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:49,668 Or in this case, a changing of a camera angle, till finally, 531 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,876 maybe just as the answer to the riddle 532 00:27:51,918 --> 00:27:53,334 is finally within his grasp, he's 533 00:27:53,376 --> 00:27:55,584 too old to reach out and touch the monolith 534 00:27:55,626 --> 00:27:57,501 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 535 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,709 So the aliens send him back to the evolutionary cradle 536 00:27:59,751 --> 00:28:00,834 to start all over again. 537 00:28:00,876 --> 00:28:02,418 No, they don't. 538 00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:05,209 They send him back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 539 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,793 It's called symbolism, Bill. 540 00:28:12,043 --> 00:28:13,376 Pat. 541 00:28:13,418 --> 00:28:15,709 What the hell does a giant baby floating 542 00:28:15,751 --> 00:28:17,334 over the Earth symbolize? 543 00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:19,668 Well, if you're Arthur C. Clark, who wrote the book 544 00:28:19,709 --> 00:28:21,334 and is an eternal optimist, then Dave 545 00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:23,501 was sent back as the star child, the first born 546 00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:26,209 in a new breed of man who might one day touch the stars. 547 00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:29,501 If you're Kubrick, who's such a realist, he won't even fly, 548 00:28:29,543 --> 00:28:32,001 then Dave was simply sent back as a cosmic mirror, 549 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,501 held up before the Earth, as if to say to humanity, 550 00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:37,834 this is who you are, and this is all you'll ever be, 551 00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:40,334 a race of selfish, uncomprehending children. 552 00:28:40,376 --> 00:28:42,418 What the hell are you talking about? 553 00:28:44,751 --> 00:28:47,168 You know, you could save a lot of time destroying 554 00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:49,751 my reputation if you just wore a propeller beanie 555 00:28:49,793 --> 00:28:52,084 or spray painted "geek mobile" on the doors of my car. 556 00:28:52,126 --> 00:28:54,209 [music playing] 557 00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:09,168 Ew! 558 00:29:09,209 --> 00:29:11,543 Oh, my god, you're so gross. 559 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:12,751 Ew! 560 00:29:17,126 --> 00:29:19,501 [MUSIC - ARGENT, "HOLD YOUR HEAD UP"] 561 00:29:19,543 --> 00:29:21,668 Argent, "Hold Your Head Up." 562 00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:25,668 WLS Music Radio 89. 563 00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,709 What part of "Jaws 2" takes place in a shopping mall? 564 00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:31,001 We're not shooting "Jaws 2." 565 00:29:31,043 --> 00:29:34,001 So what, more "Requiem for the Planet of the Apes?" 566 00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:36,668 And at the end, you're riding up the beach on a horse, 567 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,001 and you see a JC Penney sticking out of the sand? 568 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,751 My god. 569 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:44,043 They finally really did it. 570 00:29:45,376 --> 00:29:48,376 They marked down the world. 571 00:29:48,418 --> 00:29:50,334 Damn you! 572 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:52,501 Damn you all to hell! 573 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:54,334 [laughs] 574 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:58,209 We're shooting "The Visitor." 575 00:29:58,251 --> 00:30:00,334 What the hell is "The Visitor." 576 00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:02,376 He's this alien that's stranded on Earth after 577 00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:03,668 these Air Force F-14's that were-- 578 00:30:03,709 --> 00:30:05,084 Pat. 579 00:30:05,126 --> 00:30:07,584 scrambled to find out just what the hell went down 580 00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:09,001 in the cornfields of Northern Illinois. 581 00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:10,209 Pat. 582 00:30:10,251 --> 00:30:11,834 Spot the heat signature of the car 583 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:14,584 that contains these high school kids that saw the alien craft. 584 00:30:14,626 --> 00:30:16,751 Pat, you don't have enough money to buy lunch. 585 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:18,834 How the hell are you going to pay for an F-14? 586 00:30:18,876 --> 00:30:20,001 [SINGING] Hold your head up. 587 00:30:20,043 --> 00:30:21,209 Hold your head up. 588 00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:22,876 Can you let me out of this thing? 589 00:30:22,918 --> 00:30:24,376 It's hot as hell in here. 590 00:30:25,876 --> 00:30:27,168 Yes. 591 00:30:27,209 --> 00:30:29,334 Anyway, for a time the visitor believed 592 00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:32,501 he might just be able to fit in on this planet. 593 00:30:32,543 --> 00:30:35,918 But now something is changing inside him. 594 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,001 And in this scene, he's finally decided 595 00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:40,584 it's not worth living if he can't live as the alien being 596 00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:41,834 he really is. 597 00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:42,876 Hi, Pat. 598 00:30:45,126 --> 00:30:47,543 So he decides to reveal his true self 599 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,543 to the people he's lived with all these years. 600 00:30:55,043 --> 00:30:56,584 No matter what the cost. 601 00:31:02,918 --> 00:31:03,959 Fine. 602 00:31:05,793 --> 00:31:06,959 Oh! 603 00:31:08,584 --> 00:31:11,709 Today's lesson, never pretend-- 604 00:31:11,751 --> 00:31:12,918 Oh! 605 00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:16,709 --to be part of something you're not. 606 00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:24,501 You OK, Patty? 607 00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:25,918 Want me get you some ice? 608 00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:27,668 Why doesn't he ever hit me? 609 00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:30,668 Shut up and lift, Bill. 610 00:31:30,709 --> 00:31:32,334 Ah! 611 00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:34,084 Oh. 612 00:31:35,876 --> 00:31:36,834 He's fine. 613 00:31:36,876 --> 00:31:37,959 He's used to it. 614 00:31:47,251 --> 00:31:49,376 [atmospheric music] 615 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:03,459 Oh, no. 616 00:32:04,543 --> 00:32:05,751 Patty. 617 00:32:08,876 --> 00:32:09,918 No, Pat. 618 00:32:11,543 --> 00:32:12,418 No. 619 00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:19,793 Definitely no. 620 00:32:53,751 --> 00:32:54,709 Hi. 621 00:33:00,418 --> 00:33:03,418 [music - supertramp, "dreamer"] 622 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:09,001 [SINGING] Dreamer. 623 00:33:09,043 --> 00:33:12,001 You're nothing but a dreamer. 624 00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:14,376 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 625 00:33:14,418 --> 00:33:15,834 Oh, no. 626 00:33:15,876 --> 00:33:18,584 I said dreamer. 627 00:33:18,626 --> 00:33:21,543 You say you are a dreamer. 628 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,376 Well, can you put your hands in your head? 629 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,418 Linda. 630 00:33:24,459 --> 00:33:26,001 [SINGING] Oh, no. 631 00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:27,001 You like dog? 632 00:33:27,043 --> 00:33:28,043 [dog barking] 633 00:33:28,084 --> 00:33:29,543 [SINGING] I said, far out-- 634 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:30,668 Um. 635 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:31,543 [SINGING] What a day-- 636 00:33:31,584 --> 00:33:32,668 Yeah. 637 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:34,001 [SINGING] --a year, a life it is. 638 00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:35,001 Yeah, I do. 639 00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:36,543 [SINGING] You know-- 640 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:37,668 I got about 43 at home. 641 00:33:37,709 --> 00:33:39,668 Linda, would you please do something 642 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:41,043 with that yapping mutt? 643 00:33:41,084 --> 00:33:43,584 We just got one good one. 644 00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:48,876 [SINGING] Dreamer, you stupid little dreamer. 645 00:33:48,918 --> 00:33:51,168 So now, you put your head in your hands. 646 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:52,334 Oh, no. 647 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:55,209 Oh, no. 648 00:33:55,251 --> 00:33:57,709 What are you doing? 649 00:33:57,751 --> 00:34:00,709 Oh, I'm just trying to find the exact acoustical center 650 00:34:00,751 --> 00:34:02,084 of the theater. 651 00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:04,834 [SINGING] I said, far out. 652 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:05,834 What a day-- 653 00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:06,918 Focus. 654 00:34:06,959 --> 00:34:08,251 [SINGING] A year, a life it is. 655 00:34:08,293 --> 00:34:09,251 You know. 656 00:34:09,293 --> 00:34:10,334 Focus! 657 00:34:10,376 --> 00:34:11,751 Cut! 658 00:34:11,793 --> 00:34:14,709 [SINGING] Well, you know you had it coming to you. 659 00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:17,168 Now there's not a lot I can do. 660 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,168 Dreamer, 661 00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:19,334 What's my plan? 662 00:34:19,376 --> 00:34:20,876 [SINGING] --you stupid little dreamer. 663 00:34:20,918 --> 00:34:22,043 What's my plan? 664 00:34:22,084 --> 00:34:23,584 Yeah. Of course I have a plan. 665 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:26,043 Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. Warren High School. 666 00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:29,918 And a love-sick, sci-fi geek former best friend skipping 667 00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:32,751 school to go make out with their girlfriend. 668 00:34:32,793 --> 00:34:36,043 The plan is, I go out there, I meet Douglas Trumbull-- 669 00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:37,168 [buzzer] 670 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,501 Oh, laundry's done. 671 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,001 Pat, want to help me with the laundry? 672 00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:43,043 --show him some of my models and drawings, 673 00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:45,876 and maybe some of my films, and get a job. 674 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,334 This doesn't bother you? 675 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,834 Hey, does the Pepsi-Cola company know 676 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:52,001 you're using their product as a floor cleaner? 677 00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:54,751 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes, 678 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:57,168 and my imaginary friend, Pat Johnson. 679 00:34:57,209 --> 00:34:58,168 Hi. 680 00:34:58,209 --> 00:34:59,209 I'm Pat. 681 00:34:59,251 --> 00:35:00,418 Let's watch Star Trek. 682 00:35:00,459 --> 00:35:01,918 Do you want to see my model shop? 683 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:04,001 Did you know that the mechanical shark in "Jaws" 684 00:35:04,043 --> 00:35:06,084 is named Bruce after Steven Spielberg's lawyer? 685 00:35:06,126 --> 00:35:08,251 Can you believe I'm still a virgin? 686 00:35:08,293 --> 00:35:09,334 Really? 687 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:10,584 Damn it, Holmes. 688 00:35:10,626 --> 00:35:11,668 What? 689 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,043 I can't say virgin? 690 00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:14,334 [SINGING] Dream along. 691 00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:16,501 Well, there's something we have in common. 692 00:35:16,543 --> 00:35:17,918 Really? 693 00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:20,168 And in the meantime, I'll be staying with my dad 694 00:35:20,209 --> 00:35:21,751 while I save up to get an apartment. 695 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:22,834 Yes, my dad. 696 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:23,834 Oh, yes, the-- 697 00:35:23,876 --> 00:35:24,834 Yes, that dad. 698 00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,334 [inaudible] 699 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:29,751 Hey, Pat said your center speaker is distorting again. 700 00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:32,834 He also asked how the penicillin was working out, 701 00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:34,251 you know, for your-- 702 00:35:34,293 --> 00:35:37,501 Yes, he does know about the plan, kind of. 703 00:35:37,543 --> 00:35:40,043 He thinks I'm coming out to check out medical schools. 704 00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:42,168 And what can I guess for you today, little boy? 705 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:43,876 Guess who I'm in love with? 706 00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:47,084 Oh, let's see, could it be Douglas Trumbull? 707 00:35:47,126 --> 00:35:48,168 [laughs] 708 00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:49,209 [SINGING] Dream along. 709 00:35:49,251 --> 00:35:50,751 Can you put your hands in your head? 710 00:35:50,793 --> 00:35:52,043 Oh, no. 711 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:54,001 Oh, no. 712 00:35:54,043 --> 00:35:55,334 Get off my stage. 713 00:35:55,376 --> 00:35:56,376 What about Linda? 714 00:35:56,418 --> 00:35:58,001 Of course she knows the plan. 715 00:35:58,043 --> 00:36:01,084 We planned the plan together. 716 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:04,209 [music playing] 717 00:36:09,043 --> 00:36:11,876 Ah! 718 00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:13,918 Cut. 719 00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:15,209 You OK? 720 00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:18,168 No, I'm not OK. 721 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:20,834 I'm tired and hungry and full of burrs, 722 00:36:20,876 --> 00:36:23,668 and I can't see anything in this stupid mask. 723 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:27,084 Maybe he could come up on all fours? 724 00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:29,543 No, a superior being from another planet beckoning 725 00:36:29,584 --> 00:36:31,251 us to join him out there, where we 726 00:36:31,293 --> 00:36:33,376 might learn the secrets of the universe, 727 00:36:33,418 --> 00:36:36,001 would not go up his boarding ramp on his hands and knees. 728 00:36:36,043 --> 00:36:37,334 Yeah. 729 00:36:37,376 --> 00:36:39,376 Probably wouldn't arrive in a hubcap filled 730 00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:41,668 with Christmas lights either. 731 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:42,751 Yeah, probably not. 732 00:36:42,793 --> 00:36:46,209 Hey, can I take this stupid thing off? 733 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:47,751 It smells like feet. 734 00:36:47,793 --> 00:36:48,709 Yeah, go ahead. 735 00:36:48,751 --> 00:36:50,876 We're done tonight. 736 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:52,418 But we didn't get the shot. 737 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,084 We're done. 738 00:36:54,126 --> 00:36:55,168 Good night. 739 00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:57,168 Girls ruin everything. 740 00:36:57,209 --> 00:36:59,709 You give me hope for mankind. 741 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,084 Go to hell, Bill. 742 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:06,168 So have you ever seen one, a UFO? 743 00:37:06,209 --> 00:37:08,876 Well, when I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 744 00:37:08,918 --> 00:37:10,501 from Waukegan Airport. 745 00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:12,668 You could see them just over those trees there. 746 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,251 But you couldn't hear them. 747 00:37:14,293 --> 00:37:20,084 There were just these blazing silent lights coming this way. 748 00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:25,084 And every time a plane took off I thought, or wished, 749 00:37:25,126 --> 00:37:28,168 that it was a UFO coming to take me back. 750 00:37:28,209 --> 00:37:30,084 Back? 751 00:37:30,126 --> 00:37:33,251 I thought that maybe I was an alien. 752 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:36,168 What could possibly have changed your mind? 753 00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:40,001 Well, my dad said that UFOs didn't exist. 754 00:37:40,043 --> 00:37:43,834 And to prove it, he drove me down to the airport 755 00:37:43,876 --> 00:37:45,668 to watch a plane take off. 756 00:37:45,709 --> 00:37:46,876 Wow. 757 00:37:46,918 --> 00:37:50,126 Plus, the aliens never did take me. 758 00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:55,668 So where do your alien relatives come from? 759 00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:57,209 A distant star system. 760 00:37:57,251 --> 00:37:58,584 Yeah? What's it called? 761 00:37:58,626 --> 00:37:59,876 Hollywood. 762 00:38:02,084 --> 00:38:03,834 Sounds like you need to go there then. 763 00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:06,209 Not without you. 764 00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:13,043 I never thought I'd find anyone who understood me, who'd 765 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:16,334 accept me for who I really am. 766 00:38:16,376 --> 00:38:21,501 And then there you were, reading "2001: A Space Odyssey." 767 00:38:21,543 --> 00:38:25,584 And it was like, awoogah. 768 00:38:25,626 --> 00:38:28,834 That's the first thing you noticed about me, 769 00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:30,168 that I was reading "2001?" 770 00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:31,168 Yeah. 771 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:32,751 It was so weird. 772 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:36,209 It was like we were meant to find each other. 773 00:38:36,251 --> 00:38:38,251 [laughs] 774 00:38:40,376 --> 00:38:42,168 What? 775 00:38:42,209 --> 00:38:44,668 Now, he was master of the world. 776 00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:46,834 And he was not quite sure what to do next. 777 00:38:46,876 --> 00:38:49,334 But he would think of something. 778 00:38:49,376 --> 00:38:50,543 Tray? 779 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:54,043 God, I love this book. 780 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,209 Sorry. 781 00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:02,334 So then I figured, hey, if I skim through this, 782 00:39:02,376 --> 00:39:04,543 maybe I'll finally understand the movie. 783 00:39:08,209 --> 00:39:11,334 Well, it's really not that hard to understand when you really 784 00:39:11,376 --> 00:39:12,709 think about it. 785 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,459 Or if you stay awake. 786 00:39:17,584 --> 00:39:20,209 Oh, don't be mad. 787 00:39:20,251 --> 00:39:23,543 I still love you, even if you're the only sci-fi geek in town. 788 00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:33,251 Patrick Read Johnson! 789 00:39:33,293 --> 00:39:36,293 Oh, great. 790 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:38,834 Don't worry, I got it, ma. 791 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,876 [gentle music] 792 00:39:49,376 --> 00:39:52,293 [MUSIC - AMBROSIA, "HOLDIN' ON TO YESTERDAY"] 793 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:59,418 WLS Music Radio, "Holdin' on to Yesterday." 794 00:39:59,459 --> 00:40:00,959 This is Ambrosia. 795 00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:06,043 [phone ringing] 796 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:14,001 Calling your gay special effects lover again? 797 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,834 Linda, happy? 798 00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:17,334 Not a great conversation. 799 00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:18,834 No conversation. 800 00:40:18,876 --> 00:40:20,376 She's always working. 801 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,876 Oh, what a tramp. 802 00:40:21,918 --> 00:40:23,209 [SINGING] Yesterday. 803 00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:39,626 I keep holdin' on enough to say that I'm wrong. 804 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:43,376 I keep thinking that I'm-- 805 00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:44,668 What? 806 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:45,876 I was just thinking. 807 00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:47,001 What? 808 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:49,418 You should come with me. 809 00:40:49,459 --> 00:40:50,668 Where? 810 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,793 Hollywood. 811 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,334 What? 812 00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:55,209 You're a funny guy. 813 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:56,251 Yo, hey. 814 00:40:56,293 --> 00:40:57,376 I got a tow. 815 00:40:57,418 --> 00:40:59,334 Take care of the shop till I get back. 816 00:40:59,376 --> 00:41:01,418 I'm also a practical guy, Pat. 817 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,209 My name's on the sign of Bud's and Sons. 818 00:41:04,251 --> 00:41:06,084 Your name is apparently up in the lights, 819 00:41:06,126 --> 00:41:08,376 somewhere out there, or maybe just 820 00:41:08,418 --> 00:41:09,876 in the theater of your mind. 821 00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:12,418 Either way, I'll leave the Hollywood stuff up to you. 822 00:41:12,459 --> 00:41:16,584 [SINGING] Holdin' on to yesterday. 823 00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:20,584 Well, if it isn't Mustang Sally and the Pinto Kid. 824 00:41:20,626 --> 00:41:21,668 Hi, Pat. 825 00:41:21,709 --> 00:41:23,001 Hey. 826 00:41:23,043 --> 00:41:25,168 So I see the SS Bondo is still afloat. 827 00:41:25,209 --> 00:41:27,001 Why don't you let my dad crush that thing 828 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:28,584 and put it out of its misery? 829 00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:31,251 Your dad hasn't seen a car this nice since he was conceived. 830 00:41:31,293 --> 00:41:32,376 Bill. 831 00:41:32,418 --> 00:41:33,584 When my dad rebuilt this he put 832 00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:34,501 the weight where it counts-- 833 00:41:34,543 --> 00:41:35,543 Bill. 834 00:41:35,584 --> 00:41:36,668 --under the hood. 835 00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:38,418 Oh, he put your mom under the hood? 836 00:41:38,459 --> 00:41:40,668 Try a 454 Holley carbonated V8. 837 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,376 Any time you want to embarrass yourself-- 838 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:43,751 Any time I want to embarrass myself, 839 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:44,876 I'll borrow your mustache. 840 00:41:44,918 --> 00:41:46,168 - Jeez, Bill. - Come on, guys. 841 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:47,584 - What did you say? - Time to go home. 842 00:41:47,626 --> 00:41:48,668 Oh, great. 843 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:49,584 Look what you did now. 844 00:41:49,626 --> 00:41:50,918 Tony, stop. 845 00:41:50,959 --> 00:41:52,001 Oh, hurry up. 846 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,834 Open up, you pussy. 847 00:41:53,876 --> 00:41:54,834 Who the hell is this guy? 848 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,001 Tony Vasuvio. 849 00:41:56,043 --> 00:41:57,043 Of Vasuvio's junkyard? 850 00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:58,334 Dino and Lorenzo's brother? 851 00:41:58,376 --> 00:41:59,918 Stupider brother, if you can believe that. 852 00:41:59,959 --> 00:42:01,376 Just go. 853 00:42:01,418 --> 00:42:02,751 He can't kill us if he can't catch us. 854 00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:03,918 He can catch us. 855 00:42:03,959 --> 00:42:05,168 I thought you said there's a V8 under-- 856 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:06,251 Open the door, nerds! 857 00:42:06,293 --> 00:42:07,751 - There was. - What do you mean was? 858 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:09,334 My dad replaced it with something less thirsty 859 00:42:09,376 --> 00:42:10,584 when the gas prices hit. 860 00:42:10,626 --> 00:42:12,334 - How much less thirsty? - Four cylinders less. 861 00:42:12,376 --> 00:42:13,584 Oh, shit. 862 00:42:13,626 --> 00:42:15,001 Maybe if we run in different directions 863 00:42:15,043 --> 00:42:16,001 it'll confuse him. 864 00:42:16,043 --> 00:42:17,334 Get down. 865 00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:18,834 You know, he knows we're in here. 866 00:42:18,876 --> 00:42:20,918 He may have a faster car, but I'm a better driver. 867 00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:23,001 Well, you'd have a better chance to prove it if you drove. 868 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:24,168 On the count of three. 869 00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:25,168 - One-- - One. 870 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,168 - Two. - Two. 871 00:42:26,209 --> 00:42:27,834 - Three! - Ah! 872 00:42:27,876 --> 00:42:29,668 Jeez, you guys, relax. 873 00:42:29,709 --> 00:42:33,001 Why would we do that, with this maniac out here? 874 00:42:33,043 --> 00:42:34,209 Because Tony's cool now. 875 00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:35,543 How did you get him to calm down? 876 00:42:35,584 --> 00:42:37,209 I told him who you were. 877 00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:40,043 - And who am I? - My boyfriend. 878 00:42:41,918 --> 00:42:44,001 And who is he to you? 879 00:42:44,043 --> 00:42:47,001 Tony, his mom and mine have worked together for years. 880 00:42:47,043 --> 00:42:49,668 We've known each other since we were six years old. 881 00:42:49,709 --> 00:42:51,418 He's like an overprotective brother. 882 00:42:51,459 --> 00:42:53,543 I thought you were working the game tonight. 883 00:42:53,584 --> 00:42:57,168 I was, but by the third quarter, Antioch was beating our butts, 884 00:42:57,209 --> 00:43:00,001 and there was nobody left in the stands to buy anything. 885 00:43:00,043 --> 00:43:01,834 Jenny Boziak said she'd cover for me. 886 00:43:01,876 --> 00:43:03,668 My car's still in the shop, so Tony 887 00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:05,334 said he'd give me a ride home. 888 00:43:05,376 --> 00:43:07,668 Well, we can give you a ride home. 889 00:43:07,709 --> 00:43:09,584 I don't think that's such a good idea. 890 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:11,501 Oh, and you'd rather ride home with him? 891 00:43:11,543 --> 00:43:13,043 Yes. 892 00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:17,251 If I want to see you again in this lifetime, which I do. 893 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,668 Mom trusts him. 894 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,043 Why not me? 895 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:22,043 Tony doesn't look at me the way you do. 896 00:43:23,251 --> 00:43:24,834 So I'll quit looking at you like that. 897 00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:26,459 You better not. 898 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,334 [car horn] 899 00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:34,501 I should go. 900 00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:36,501 I love you. 901 00:43:36,543 --> 00:43:37,918 That'll help? 902 00:43:37,959 --> 00:43:39,334 With what? 903 00:43:39,376 --> 00:43:41,209 The rest of our lives, silly boy. 904 00:43:54,751 --> 00:43:56,209 Did you just get engaged? 905 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,834 [music - "jingle bells"] 906 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:08,043 The best thing about an Airedale is 907 00:44:08,084 --> 00:44:10,209 it can take down a grizzly bear and still 908 00:44:10,251 --> 00:44:12,543 be the best playmate your child can ever have. 909 00:44:12,584 --> 00:44:13,709 Did Linda call? 910 00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,751 [SINGING] Dashing through the snow, 911 00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:19,251 in a one-horse open sleigh. 912 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:21,668 I'm ready to die a horrible, agonizing death 913 00:44:21,709 --> 00:44:23,209 in the cold vacuum of space. 914 00:44:25,126 --> 00:44:27,793 [music playing] 915 00:44:31,793 --> 00:44:32,751 All right. 916 00:44:32,793 --> 00:44:33,834 Ready? 917 00:44:33,876 --> 00:44:34,834 Yep. 918 00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:35,918 Here we go. 919 00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:38,543 Now, you're in space so float. 920 00:44:38,584 --> 00:44:40,834 Now you're asphyxiating. 921 00:44:40,876 --> 00:44:42,209 What's asphyxiating? 922 00:44:42,251 --> 00:44:43,209 You can't breathe. 923 00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:44,251 You don't have any air. 924 00:44:44,293 --> 00:44:45,376 Come on. 925 00:44:45,418 --> 00:44:46,668 Like this, like this. 926 00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:47,834 There you go. 927 00:44:47,876 --> 00:44:49,209 Don't look at the camera. 928 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,834 Why would I be looking at anything? 929 00:44:50,876 --> 00:44:52,001 I'm dying. 930 00:44:52,043 --> 00:44:53,209 What if I throw up in space? 931 00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:54,501 You're not going to throw up. 932 00:44:54,543 --> 00:44:56,376 - Wouldn't that be cool? - Don't throw up. 933 00:44:56,418 --> 00:44:58,418 - I'm going to do it. - That's very funny. 934 00:44:58,459 --> 00:45:00,334 - Here I go. - Better not throw up. 935 00:45:00,376 --> 00:45:01,334 Oh. 936 00:45:01,376 --> 00:45:02,334 That's disgusting. 937 00:45:02,376 --> 00:45:03,501 [laughs] 938 00:45:03,543 --> 00:45:05,001 Don't do that again, OK? 939 00:45:05,043 --> 00:45:06,501 You got it on the lens. 940 00:45:06,543 --> 00:45:08,334 Patrick! 941 00:45:08,376 --> 00:45:11,001 [vocalizing] 942 00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:12,168 What? 943 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,501 I have to go to the bathroom. 944 00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:14,668 Can you just hold it? 945 00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:15,834 I guess. 946 00:45:15,876 --> 00:45:17,168 What? 947 00:45:17,209 --> 00:45:18,501 It's Linda. 948 00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:21,001 [dog barking] 949 00:45:21,043 --> 00:45:24,876 Misty, knock it off. 950 00:45:24,918 --> 00:45:27,001 Linda, will you please do something 951 00:45:27,043 --> 00:45:29,501 about this damn yapping mutt? 952 00:45:29,543 --> 00:45:31,876 Hey, Misty, shut up! 953 00:45:36,376 --> 00:45:37,501 Oh, stop. 954 00:45:37,543 --> 00:45:38,834 What? 955 00:45:38,876 --> 00:45:40,876 I thought we were going to get married and have 956 00:45:40,918 --> 00:45:42,334 a big house and 2.3 kids. 957 00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:44,376 We don't have to have them tonight. 958 00:45:44,418 --> 00:45:47,251 No, like nine months from now. 959 00:45:47,293 --> 00:45:49,834 What are you in such a hurry for? 960 00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:51,334 You're 17 years old. 961 00:45:51,376 --> 00:45:53,376 Don't you want to see the world a little, 962 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,251 sow you're wild oats and all that? 963 00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:56,668 No, no, I don't. 964 00:45:56,709 --> 00:45:57,918 I want to be with you. 965 00:45:57,959 --> 00:45:59,084 That's all I want. 966 00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:03,293 [dog barking] 967 00:46:06,626 --> 00:46:08,501 Oh, shit! 968 00:46:08,543 --> 00:46:13,251 [radio chatter] 969 00:46:19,876 --> 00:46:21,376 Stop! 970 00:46:29,959 --> 00:46:31,501 [radio chatter] 971 00:46:31,543 --> 00:46:33,251 [dogs barking] 972 00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:37,251 [snoring] 973 00:46:48,251 --> 00:46:50,876 He kept asking if you got the shot. 974 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:55,501 He wanted to make sure that he'd done it right. 975 00:46:55,543 --> 00:46:57,501 He didn't want to waste film. 976 00:46:57,543 --> 00:46:58,918 I feel bad enough, OK? 977 00:47:02,876 --> 00:47:05,834 It isn't just about you. It's about him too. 978 00:47:05,876 --> 00:47:07,376 He needs a man to be around right now. 979 00:47:07,418 --> 00:47:08,418 Oh, and that's my fault? 980 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:10,001 No, it's not. 981 00:47:10,043 --> 00:47:12,709 But that doesn't change the fact that, with your father gone, 982 00:47:12,751 --> 00:47:14,418 you're the one they all look up to. 983 00:47:14,459 --> 00:47:16,001 They count on you to be there for them. 984 00:47:16,043 --> 00:47:17,501 Yeah, well maybe they shouldn't. 985 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:19,209 Maybe I'm not ready to be counted on. 986 00:47:19,251 --> 00:47:22,001 Well, maybe you shouldn't be moving so fast with Linda then. 987 00:47:22,043 --> 00:47:24,168 Maybe you should mind your own business. 988 00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:26,501 You are my own business. 989 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:31,209 [gentle music] 990 00:47:42,584 --> 00:47:45,168 I think you should graduate high school first and find out 991 00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:46,918 what it's like to live in the real world. 992 00:47:46,959 --> 00:47:48,251 This isn't the real world. 993 00:47:48,293 --> 00:47:49,918 This is your parents' basement. 994 00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:52,001 I just think that, before we move in together, 995 00:47:52,043 --> 00:47:53,543 you might want to find a job that 996 00:47:53,584 --> 00:47:55,043 pays more than minimum wage. 997 00:47:55,084 --> 00:47:57,501 Yeah, but there aren't any part time jobs in Lake County 998 00:47:57,543 --> 00:47:58,876 that pay more than minimum wage. 999 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,209 That's why I got a second job. 1000 00:48:00,251 --> 00:48:01,418 You what? 1001 00:48:01,459 --> 00:48:04,168 Mom got me on the late shift at Solo. 1002 00:48:04,209 --> 00:48:05,709 Doing what? 1003 00:48:05,751 --> 00:48:09,834 Injection molding cups in the machine right next to hers. 1004 00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:12,501 OK, well maybe your mom could get me a job at the machine 1005 00:48:12,543 --> 00:48:13,709 next to yours. 1006 00:48:13,751 --> 00:48:16,376 Actually, that's where Tony works. 1007 00:48:18,709 --> 00:48:21,334 You know, there's an opening at Weebolts 1008 00:48:21,376 --> 00:48:24,668 managing the men's department. 1009 00:48:24,709 --> 00:48:28,918 Well, I'm not real comfortable in a tie. 1010 00:48:28,959 --> 00:48:31,543 Were you comfortable in my parents' basement? 1011 00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:44,001 And that'll be it for this Amazing Alfredo. 1012 00:48:44,043 --> 00:48:47,209 But luckily, due to the miracle of our patented identical 1013 00:48:47,251 --> 00:48:49,168 costume technology, you'll hardly 1014 00:48:49,209 --> 00:48:51,501 even notice the difference, as I turn things over 1015 00:48:51,543 --> 00:48:54,043 to the Amazing Alfredo. 1016 00:48:54,084 --> 00:48:56,168 [applause and laughter] 1017 00:48:56,209 --> 00:48:57,334 OK, Rick's watching. 1018 00:48:57,376 --> 00:48:58,418 Don't embarrass me. 1019 00:48:58,459 --> 00:49:00,001 Do I ever? 1020 00:49:00,043 --> 00:49:02,001 Oh, my God. 1021 00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:02,918 Hi. 1022 00:49:05,918 --> 00:49:11,084 Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to introduce myself. 1023 00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:12,043 I am-- 1024 00:49:15,626 --> 00:49:17,334 [thunder] 1025 00:49:17,376 --> 00:49:18,501 I am-- 1026 00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:19,501 [thunder strike] 1027 00:49:19,543 --> 00:49:23,251 [screaming] 1028 00:49:26,751 --> 00:49:29,001 Now he was master of the world. 1029 00:49:29,043 --> 00:49:30,501 [screaming] 1030 00:49:30,543 --> 00:49:33,084 And he was not quite sure what to do next, 1031 00:49:33,126 --> 00:49:34,709 but he would think of something. 1032 00:49:34,751 --> 00:49:38,626 [music playing] 1033 00:49:57,751 --> 00:50:06,043 I am the Amazingly Wet Alfredo. 1034 00:50:06,084 --> 00:50:09,251 So, I'll guess your age, your weight. 1035 00:50:09,293 --> 00:50:10,918 Guess who I'm in love with? 1036 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:13,834 What on earth? 1037 00:50:13,876 --> 00:50:15,334 Janet Johnson, Stoneridge Heritage. 1038 00:50:15,376 --> 00:50:17,001 I got the job. 1039 00:50:17,043 --> 00:50:19,709 We're going to Gauge's Lake with Bill and Robin to celebrate. 1040 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:21,834 Have I got a dog for you. 1041 00:50:21,876 --> 00:50:23,209 He's had all his shots. 1042 00:50:23,251 --> 00:50:25,334 He's completely house trained, very well behaved. 1043 00:50:25,376 --> 00:50:27,751 He needs a haircut, but we do grooming here as well. 1044 00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:30,001 But seriously, he's been making these little movies 1045 00:50:30,043 --> 00:50:31,543 since he was 9. 1046 00:50:31,584 --> 00:50:33,918 You know, with the home movie camera his dad left behind. 1047 00:50:33,959 --> 00:50:35,168 But they're really something. 1048 00:50:35,209 --> 00:50:36,834 He did this one which is like 1049 00:50:36,876 --> 00:50:38,501 those "Planet of the Apes" movies. 1050 00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,876 And he and his friends stuck straws up their noses 1051 00:50:40,918 --> 00:50:43,709 so they could breathe, and put plaster all over their faces, 1052 00:50:43,751 --> 00:50:45,834 and made molds, and sculpted ape faces, and made masks 1053 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,001 out of liquid latex. 1054 00:50:47,043 --> 00:50:48,251 And then they went out 1055 00:50:48,293 --> 00:50:49,918 and put together sets and little models, 1056 00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:51,501 and shot the whole thing themselves. 1057 00:50:51,543 --> 00:50:53,168 And it's really good. 1058 00:50:53,209 --> 00:50:55,834 And they showed it at all the grade schools around the area. 1059 00:50:55,876 --> 00:50:57,834 And he was even in the local paper. 1060 00:50:57,876 --> 00:51:00,876 But now all he thinks about is getting out to California 1061 00:51:00,918 --> 00:51:03,001 and meeting those movie heroes of his, 1062 00:51:03,043 --> 00:51:05,501 like what's his name, the guy that did all the trick 1063 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:07,334 photography on "2001." 1064 00:51:07,376 --> 00:51:09,501 Special effects. 1065 00:51:09,543 --> 00:51:12,168 Yes, that's right, Douglas Trumbull. 1066 00:51:12,209 --> 00:51:15,334 But here we are, in Wadsworth, Illinois, and I just-- 1067 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:16,918 I don't know how to help him. 1068 00:51:16,959 --> 00:51:19,418 And I certainly don't know anybody in Hollywood. 1069 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:21,251 So here's what I was wondering. 1070 00:51:21,293 --> 00:51:23,668 If I could save enough money and get him out there, 1071 00:51:23,709 --> 00:51:25,668 do you think maybe you could talk to him, 1072 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:27,918 and give him some pointers, and maybe introduce him 1073 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:29,334 to this Douglas Trumbull person? 1074 00:51:29,376 --> 00:51:30,918 [music playing] 1075 00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:37,918 You're kidding. 1076 00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:39,001 Of course. 1077 00:51:39,043 --> 00:51:40,501 I know there are no guarantees. 1078 00:51:40,543 --> 00:51:42,168 There never are. 1079 00:51:42,209 --> 00:51:44,209 OK, wonderful. 1080 00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:46,834 I'll get him out on a plane this weekend. 1081 00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:49,043 Thank you so much, Herb. 1082 00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:50,418 Thank you so much. 1083 00:51:50,459 --> 00:51:51,418 Bye. 1084 00:51:55,793 --> 00:52:02,834 [SINGING] Hooray for Hollywood. 1085 00:52:02,876 --> 00:52:05,751 I got you all set up in Hollywood. 1086 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:08,543 I called a guy I never met there. 1087 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:13,168 Now let's cut your hair and find you something to wear. 1088 00:52:13,209 --> 00:52:15,584 [SINGING] Who will pay the airfare? 1089 00:52:19,876 --> 00:52:25,376 [SINGING] Hooray for credit cards. 1090 00:52:25,418 --> 00:52:29,168 La, la, la, la, la, la, la credit cards. 1091 00:52:29,209 --> 00:52:31,543 [vocalizing] 1092 00:52:37,209 --> 00:52:41,793 [atmospheric music] 1093 00:53:42,251 --> 00:53:46,043 [heavy breathing] 1094 00:53:57,584 --> 00:54:01,543 [phone ringing] 1095 00:54:34,543 --> 00:54:35,793 Can I help you? 1096 00:54:37,959 --> 00:54:39,709 I'm Pat Johnson. 1097 00:54:41,209 --> 00:54:42,584 Hi. 1098 00:54:42,626 --> 00:54:45,168 I'm Herb Lightman. 1099 00:54:45,209 --> 00:54:48,834 Welcome to Hollywood. 1100 00:54:48,876 --> 00:54:50,918 Thank you. Thank you. 1101 00:54:50,959 --> 00:54:55,209 Oh, I'm also Malcolm Higgins, and Steven Blum, 1102 00:54:55,251 --> 00:55:00,668 and Ari Roscoe, and Colin Anderson, 1103 00:55:00,709 --> 00:55:07,501 and Felipe Castero Junior. 1104 00:55:07,543 --> 00:55:09,584 You write the whole magazine? 1105 00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:12,543 When I'm not entertaining the folks from out of town. 1106 00:55:13,959 --> 00:55:15,334 [phone ringing] 1107 00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:17,293 And answering the telephone. 1108 00:55:29,543 --> 00:55:33,334 So-- so, how does one get to be the editor of "American 1109 00:55:33,376 --> 00:55:36,501 Cinematographer Magazine?" 1110 00:55:36,543 --> 00:55:39,876 One sets out to become a big Hollywood director. 1111 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:51,168 Again, I just want to thank you so much for doing this for me. 1112 00:55:51,209 --> 00:55:55,043 Thanks a lot. 1113 00:55:55,084 --> 00:55:59,084 I take it that thanking people a lot in advance of their 1114 00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:03,709 having done anything for you is a Johnson family trait. 1115 00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:08,209 Herb Lightman. 1116 00:56:08,251 --> 00:56:09,251 [chatter] 1117 00:56:09,293 --> 00:56:10,751 Oh, hello. 1118 00:56:10,793 --> 00:56:12,584 Again. 1119 00:56:12,626 --> 00:56:15,668 Yeah, he's here, hair and all. 1120 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,334 No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1121 00:56:17,376 --> 00:56:19,376 No, it's fine. 1122 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,918 No, a haircut won't be necessary. 1123 00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:25,168 The Incredible Hulk look is all the rage these days. 1124 00:56:25,209 --> 00:56:26,668 Is he what? 1125 00:56:26,709 --> 00:56:30,543 Yes, he's still wearing his tie. 1126 00:56:30,584 --> 00:56:33,501 Oh, no, no, no, no, really, that won't-- no, 1127 00:56:33,543 --> 00:56:35,251 that won't be necessary. 1128 00:56:35,293 --> 00:56:39,501 My thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1129 00:56:39,543 --> 00:56:41,834 when I help make their dream come true. 1130 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,668 No really. 1131 00:56:43,709 --> 00:56:46,001 I'm happy to help. 1132 00:56:46,043 --> 00:56:48,334 What's that? 1133 00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:49,876 Of course. 1134 00:56:49,918 --> 00:56:51,834 I will. 1135 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,501 I will. 1136 00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:55,418 Yeah. 1137 00:56:55,459 --> 00:56:58,334 OK, you got it. 1138 00:56:58,376 --> 00:57:00,334 I can do that. 1139 00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:03,168 As soon as I get off the phone. 1140 00:57:03,209 --> 00:57:06,418 OK, bye. 1141 00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:10,001 You will never guess who just called. 1142 00:57:10,043 --> 00:57:11,168 Yeah. 1143 00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:12,626 Sorry, she's-- 1144 00:57:12,668 --> 00:57:20,251 She asked me to remind you to thank me for doing this. 1145 00:57:20,293 --> 00:57:22,668 Thank you. 1146 00:57:22,709 --> 00:57:24,251 Oh, sorry, right, right. 1147 00:57:24,293 --> 00:57:27,168 Your thanks is the look in a young person's eyes 1148 00:57:27,209 --> 00:57:29,584 when you help make their dreams come true. 1149 00:57:29,626 --> 00:57:30,668 That's right. 1150 00:57:30,709 --> 00:57:32,501 And you know how many times I've had 1151 00:57:32,543 --> 00:57:34,876 the pleasure of seeing that look in a young person's eye 1152 00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,001 when their dream comes true? 1153 00:57:36,043 --> 00:57:37,043 Precisely never. 1154 00:57:37,084 --> 00:57:38,501 Why? 1155 00:57:38,543 --> 00:57:40,376 Because I've never done this for anyone before. 1156 00:57:40,418 --> 00:57:42,001 Why? 1157 00:57:42,043 --> 00:57:44,543 Because I never wanted to see the look in a young person's 1158 00:57:44,584 --> 00:57:47,001 eyes when they realize that their dream is probably not 1159 00:57:47,043 --> 00:57:47,918 going to come true. 1160 00:57:47,959 --> 00:57:49,543 Why? 1161 00:57:49,584 --> 00:57:52,334 Because Hollywood is the least conducive place on the planet 1162 00:57:52,376 --> 00:57:54,543 Earth for anyone's dream to ever come true. 1163 00:57:57,418 --> 00:57:59,251 So why are you doing this for me? 1164 00:58:00,709 --> 00:58:07,168 Cause your mother has huge, clanging steel balls. 1165 00:58:07,209 --> 00:58:10,084 Because you're here anyway and because you say 1166 00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:12,501 thank you a lot. 1167 00:58:12,543 --> 00:58:15,418 [phone ringing] 1168 00:58:15,459 --> 00:58:17,376 Shall we go? 1169 00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:22,209 So tell me something. 1170 00:58:22,251 --> 00:58:23,834 Of all the people in Hollywood you 1171 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:26,168 could pick to meet, why Douglas Trumbull? 1172 00:58:26,209 --> 00:58:28,918 Have you ever seen "2001: A Space Odyssey?" 1173 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:32,168 Well, it took a while to finally get to Los Angeles, 1174 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:33,501 but yes, I've seen it. 1175 00:58:33,543 --> 00:58:35,001 Did you understand the ending? 1176 00:58:35,043 --> 00:58:36,334 Of course. 1177 00:58:36,376 --> 00:58:38,876 Did you? 1178 00:58:38,918 --> 00:58:40,668 Let me guess, you're a hand grenade, 1179 00:58:40,709 --> 00:58:43,209 and I just pulled the pin. 1180 00:58:43,251 --> 00:58:45,001 The riddle is nearly within his grasp, 1181 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,334 but he's too old to reach out and touch the monolith 1182 00:58:47,376 --> 00:58:49,168 and receive his final gift of enlightenment. 1183 00:58:49,209 --> 00:58:52,209 So they send him back to the evolutionary cradle 1184 00:58:52,251 --> 00:58:55,793 to start all over again. 1185 00:58:56,959 --> 00:58:58,209 Kaboom. 1186 00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:05,834 Well, I'm Herb Lightman, if you could call him. 1187 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:06,918 No worries. 1188 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:08,251 Good. 1189 00:59:08,293 --> 00:59:09,501 OK. I'll do that. 1190 00:59:09,543 --> 00:59:11,168 Sure. 1191 00:59:11,209 --> 00:59:14,543 Well, the good news is-- 1192 00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:16,751 You can go in now. 1193 00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:18,334 Thank you. 1194 00:59:18,376 --> 00:59:19,668 What's the bad news? 1195 00:59:19,709 --> 00:59:21,918 The bad news is that Douglas isn't here today. 1196 00:59:24,084 --> 00:59:25,668 Did you tell them I was coming? 1197 00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:28,834 I told him I was coming. 1198 00:59:28,876 --> 00:59:33,001 Well, I mean, there's still probably a bunch of cool stuff 1199 00:59:33,043 --> 00:59:34,709 to see, right? 1200 00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:37,043 I could leave him a note. 1201 00:59:37,084 --> 00:59:39,709 I have some pictures of my models. 1202 00:59:39,751 --> 00:59:42,501 I could leave him my movie and my projector. 1203 00:59:42,543 --> 00:59:45,834 I mean, it's worth a try, right? 1204 00:59:45,876 --> 00:59:47,793 You're asking the wrong guy. 1205 00:59:50,459 --> 00:59:51,709 It's worth a try. 1206 00:59:55,084 --> 00:59:57,584 OK, we have cumulocity. 1207 00:59:57,626 --> 00:59:59,001 Roll camera. 1208 00:59:59,043 --> 01:00:02,793 [music playing] 1209 01:00:19,959 --> 01:00:22,459 Give us a little more speed on the color changes. 1210 01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,751 Yeah, that's it, that's it. 1211 01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:35,084 Just-- OK, just pull back slowly. 1212 01:00:35,126 --> 01:00:37,876 Starting further back and push through the cloud. 1213 01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:43,084 So what is this movie called anyway? 1214 01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:45,334 It's called "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." 1215 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,001 What does that mean? 1216 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:48,668 Contact. 1217 01:00:48,709 --> 01:00:52,876 Close encounter of the first kind is a sighting. 1218 01:00:52,918 --> 01:00:54,918 Close encounter of the second kind 1219 01:00:54,959 --> 01:00:57,834 is physical evidence of an encounter. 1220 01:00:57,876 --> 01:00:59,751 Close encounter of the third kind 1221 01:00:59,793 --> 01:01:02,834 is actual contact with the aliens. 1222 01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:06,418 It's "True UFO Stories Magazine," April 1974. 1223 01:01:06,459 --> 01:01:07,501 Don't swing. 1224 01:01:07,543 --> 01:01:08,668 You want a Pepsi? 1225 01:01:08,709 --> 01:01:10,334 Sorry, wait, stop. 1226 01:01:10,376 --> 01:01:11,334 Are you serious? 1227 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:12,543 Yeah, thank you. 1228 01:01:12,584 --> 01:01:13,876 Oh, you messed up the cloud. 1229 01:01:13,918 --> 01:01:15,209 It messed up the cloud. 1230 01:01:15,251 --> 01:01:17,084 Cut. 1231 01:01:17,126 --> 01:01:19,001 How long to reset? 1232 01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:20,543 25 minutes. 1233 01:01:21,876 --> 01:01:23,543 Are you the-- 1234 01:01:23,584 --> 01:01:25,334 I really think it's four hours. 1235 01:01:25,376 --> 01:01:27,209 You're Steven Spielberg. 1236 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:28,668 Steven. 1237 01:01:28,709 --> 01:01:29,668 Hey, Herb. 1238 01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:30,834 Come on. 1239 01:01:30,876 --> 01:01:33,001 Let me show you guys around. 1240 01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:34,376 How old is he? 1241 01:01:34,418 --> 01:01:35,918 11. 1242 01:01:35,959 --> 01:01:38,543 OK, let's recycle the tank and order some dinner. 1243 01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:42,543 When I was a kid, I used to watch planes take off 1244 01:01:42,584 --> 01:01:43,668 from the local airport. 1245 01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:44,834 To me, they weren't airplanes, 1246 01:01:44,876 --> 01:01:45,751 they were spaceships-- 1247 01:01:45,793 --> 01:01:46,876 Doug. 1248 01:01:46,918 --> 01:01:48,251 --growing up on all those '50s films 1249 01:01:48,293 --> 01:01:49,418 with flying saucers and aliens coming 1250 01:01:49,459 --> 01:01:50,334 to Earth to destroy mankind. 1251 01:01:50,376 --> 01:01:51,418 Where is Doug? 1252 01:01:51,459 --> 01:01:52,918 Did you tell him I was coming? 1253 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,709 Which explains why my first film was a little epic 1254 01:01:54,751 --> 01:01:55,668 called "Firelight--" 1255 01:01:55,709 --> 01:01:56,834 Doug. 1256 01:01:56,876 --> 01:01:58,168 --which was essentially about aliens 1257 01:01:58,209 --> 01:01:59,834 coming to my backyard and destroying my sisters. 1258 01:01:59,876 --> 01:02:01,209 Where's Doug? 1259 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,001 So obviously, you've come a long way 1260 01:02:03,043 --> 01:02:06,001 from making little Super 8 movies in the backyard. 1261 01:02:06,043 --> 01:02:08,918 Yeah, now I make big Super 8 movies in the back lot. 1262 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:13,334 Still, knowing what you know now about how difficult it 1263 01:02:13,376 --> 01:02:17,376 is to really do this, I wonder what 1264 01:02:17,418 --> 01:02:20,876 you would say to the 17-year-old kid in the backyard who thinks 1265 01:02:20,918 --> 01:02:25,668 he's got it all figured out. 1266 01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:27,668 I say, if you're so smart, what are you 1267 01:02:27,709 --> 01:02:29,834 still doing in your backyard? 1268 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:32,001 But if the kid were to get up the courage 1269 01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:34,334 to leave the backyard and show up on your doorstep 1270 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,459 looking for help? 1271 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,168 I'd say, get your own Douglas Trumbull, 1272 01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:38,501 if you could find him. 1273 01:02:38,543 --> 01:02:40,668 Speaking of which, could we talk for just a bit 1274 01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:42,334 about exactly what Douglas and his team 1275 01:02:42,376 --> 01:02:43,668 are doing for you here? 1276 01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:45,709 I knew I wanted to show flying saucers in a way 1277 01:02:45,751 --> 01:02:48,001 that they'd never been shown before, and I had to go-- 1278 01:02:48,043 --> 01:02:50,043 Well, "Close Encounters" is a very effects heavy film. 1279 01:02:50,084 --> 01:02:51,084 --a real alien. 1280 01:02:51,126 --> 01:02:52,668 His name is Douglas Trumbull. 1281 01:02:52,709 --> 01:02:54,834 He worked on a little film called "2001: A Space Odyssey." 1282 01:02:54,876 --> 01:02:56,834 Rejecting the sketches, we created force perspective 1283 01:02:56,876 --> 01:02:58,668 planning so much Greg, Gene, and his model crew 1284 01:02:58,709 --> 01:03:00,418 made miniature landscapes with an amazing sense 1285 01:03:00,459 --> 01:03:01,834 of distance and very little space. 1286 01:03:01,876 --> 01:03:03,709 Before it was paintings based on sketches, and then 1287 01:03:03,751 --> 01:03:05,334 Doug, Vilmos and I work out the color scheme. 1288 01:03:05,376 --> 01:03:06,376 Who is Vilmos? 1289 01:03:08,084 --> 01:03:11,001 The DP. 1290 01:03:11,043 --> 01:03:15,334 The director of photography. 1291 01:03:15,376 --> 01:03:16,376 I know. 1292 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:17,501 OK. 1293 01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:19,084 My worry was that the stars would 1294 01:03:19,126 --> 01:03:21,834 become diffused blobs instead of crisp little points of light. 1295 01:03:21,876 --> 01:03:23,501 So Richard Yuricich came with the idea 1296 01:03:23,543 --> 01:03:25,001 of burning the starfields directly 1297 01:03:25,043 --> 01:03:27,209 in the interpositive, which meant doing a latent image 1298 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:28,834 pass through the optical printer, 1299 01:03:28,876 --> 01:03:31,334 and bypacking the starfield element with the original-- 1300 01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:33,793 [atmospheric music] 1301 01:03:37,543 --> 01:03:40,168 --projection that will allow us to put these large format 1302 01:03:40,209 --> 01:03:43,001 images on the Scotchlite screen, reflected back exactly on axis 1303 01:03:43,043 --> 01:03:45,543 so that any foreground object will block its own shadow, 1304 01:03:45,584 --> 01:03:47,751 preventing a perfect comp with no need for blue screen 1305 01:03:47,793 --> 01:03:48,876 or motion control. 1306 01:03:48,918 --> 01:03:50,043 What? 1307 01:03:50,084 --> 01:03:52,168 Sorry, what's motion control? 1308 01:03:52,209 --> 01:03:55,084 [music playing] 1309 01:04:01,084 --> 01:04:03,834 So I told the guys at the studio that I needed five airplanes, 1310 01:04:03,876 --> 01:04:05,501 and they tried to give me three. 1311 01:04:05,543 --> 01:04:08,209 I told them, you can't make a circle with three airplanes. 1312 01:04:08,251 --> 01:04:09,834 You can make a triangle with three. 1313 01:04:09,876 --> 01:04:11,376 You can make a square with four. 1314 01:04:11,418 --> 01:04:13,084 But if you're going to make a circle, 1315 01:04:13,126 --> 01:04:15,001 you're going to need at least five airplanes. 1316 01:04:15,043 --> 01:04:17,543 [gentle music] 1317 01:04:54,876 --> 01:04:56,459 You're Greg Jein. 1318 01:04:59,043 --> 01:05:03,918 You built the Dark Star, and the penis ship in "Flesh Gordon." 1319 01:05:03,959 --> 01:05:05,793 [laughter] 1320 01:05:08,043 --> 01:05:09,418 "Star Log Magazine." 1321 01:05:09,459 --> 01:05:11,709 Security. 1322 01:05:11,751 --> 01:05:13,709 Relax. 1323 01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:17,334 We don't really have security, obviously. 1324 01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:20,918 That's-- you got me. 1325 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:22,876 Looking for Doug? 1326 01:05:22,918 --> 01:05:24,209 Yeah, how did you know? 1327 01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:25,584 Everybody's looking for-- 1328 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:27,876 Because you had an audience with Steven Spielberg, 1329 01:05:27,918 --> 01:05:29,543 and you ended up in his model shop. 1330 01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:35,251 I got lost. 1331 01:05:35,293 --> 01:05:38,001 I know you did. 1332 01:05:38,043 --> 01:05:40,168 So here you are at the intersection 1333 01:05:40,209 --> 01:05:44,251 of fantasy and reality, just as far from Douglas Trumbull 1334 01:05:44,293 --> 01:05:50,584 as you were back in Wadsworth, Illinois, population 750. 1335 01:05:50,626 --> 01:05:54,293 [engine revving] 1336 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:06,501 [typewriter keys clicking] 1337 01:06:06,543 --> 01:06:10,209 [atmospheric music] 1338 01:06:27,626 --> 01:06:29,043 Hey, Doug! 1339 01:06:29,084 --> 01:06:30,334 Doug! 1340 01:06:30,376 --> 01:06:33,251 Hey, hey, hey, Doug. 1341 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,668 Hey, Herb. 1342 01:06:34,709 --> 01:06:36,543 Sorry, about 12 million things came up. 1343 01:06:36,584 --> 01:06:38,001 We can do the interview another time. 1344 01:06:38,043 --> 01:06:39,001 It's not important. 1345 01:06:39,043 --> 01:06:40,376 Anyway, I just want to tell you 1346 01:06:40,418 --> 01:06:41,751 I brought somebody along today 1347 01:06:41,793 --> 01:06:43,418 who has been anxious to meet you 1348 01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,501 since he saw "2001" when he was eight years old. 1349 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,209 And he understood it, no less. 1350 01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:49,209 But anyway, he's a film director himself, 1351 01:06:49,251 --> 01:06:52,334 and that's because he was so turned on and so inspired 1352 01:06:52,376 --> 01:06:54,001 by your first film. 1353 01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:56,293 So if you could have half a second, just say hi. 1354 01:07:01,709 --> 01:07:03,043 Hi. 1355 01:07:09,209 --> 01:07:10,543 Nice meeting you. 1356 01:07:15,084 --> 01:07:17,918 [typewriter keys clicking] 1357 01:07:19,251 --> 01:07:23,126 What-- what, you, you had nothing to say? 1358 01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:28,376 Well, that's so sweet. 1359 01:07:28,418 --> 01:07:29,418 So-- 1360 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:31,418 Stupid! 1361 01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:33,334 I can't believe you said that! 1362 01:07:33,376 --> 01:07:34,376 Said what? 1363 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:35,668 Nothing! 1364 01:07:35,709 --> 01:07:37,834 It was a good start. 1365 01:07:37,876 --> 01:07:41,334 "Hi, my name is" might have been a good follow up. 1366 01:07:41,376 --> 01:07:43,168 Oh, boy. 1367 01:07:43,209 --> 01:07:46,084 Saying goodbye to Steven might have been a good idea too. 1368 01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:49,959 [music playing] 1369 01:07:52,459 --> 01:07:54,001 And that's it? 1370 01:07:54,043 --> 01:07:57,834 After all this crazy hoping, and trying, and dreaming? 1371 01:07:57,876 --> 01:08:01,334 You're nearly killing me making dumb movies in your backyard. 1372 01:08:01,376 --> 01:08:06,584 That's all you got from your one chance at Hollywood? 1373 01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:11,918 Well, there is one other little, little thing. 1374 01:08:17,418 --> 01:08:18,543 Hi, guys, John Dagster. 1375 01:08:18,584 --> 01:08:20,251 Welcome to Industrial Light and Magic. 1376 01:08:20,293 --> 01:08:22,001 As you can see from the poster, we're 1377 01:08:22,043 --> 01:08:24,043 a little behind schedule, which means we're all 1378 01:08:24,084 --> 01:08:25,501 a little over-caffeinated here. 1379 01:08:25,543 --> 01:08:26,876 So please keep your hands and feet 1380 01:08:26,918 --> 01:08:28,043 inside the ride at all times. 1381 01:08:28,084 --> 01:08:29,168 No flash photography. 1382 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:31,001 Most importantly, remember to forget 1383 01:08:31,043 --> 01:08:33,543 every single thing you see here, except for the cool stuff. 1384 01:08:33,584 --> 01:08:35,584 The surface of the Death Star, a small artificial moon 1385 01:08:35,626 --> 01:08:37,251 that goes around blowing up other planets. 1386 01:08:37,293 --> 01:08:38,668 So we had to make a lot of it. 1387 01:08:38,709 --> 01:08:40,584 So we made wood patterns and took molds off them 1388 01:08:40,626 --> 01:08:42,668 with this Dow Corning Silastic liquid rubber, 1389 01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:44,918 which is normally used to seal basements against flooding, 1390 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:46,751 inject the molds with expandable urethane foam, 1391 01:08:46,793 --> 01:08:48,168 like the stuff they squirt in the walls 1392 01:08:48,209 --> 01:08:49,084 for insulation. 1393 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:50,251 Wham-o. 1394 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:51,918 Repeatable lightweight modular sections. 1395 01:08:51,959 --> 01:08:54,001 They're really easy to throw around. 1396 01:08:54,043 --> 01:08:56,834 Those are x-wings, part of a small fleet of battleships 1397 01:08:56,876 --> 01:09:00,001 used by the Rebel Alliance to fight the Empire. 1398 01:09:00,043 --> 01:09:03,334 There's the escape capsules, right over here. 1399 01:09:03,376 --> 01:09:06,251 And over here, we've got the-- 1400 01:09:06,293 --> 01:09:09,001 we've got the Millennium Falcon. 1401 01:09:09,043 --> 01:09:12,001 It belongs to a space pirate named Han Solo 1402 01:09:12,043 --> 01:09:14,001 and his Wookie, Chewbacca. 1403 01:09:14,043 --> 01:09:16,209 That's the rebel blockade runner, right here. 1404 01:09:16,251 --> 01:09:17,668 And where are we? 1405 01:09:17,709 --> 01:09:20,334 Over here, we've got the Star Destroyer. 1406 01:09:20,376 --> 01:09:24,543 And here is Luke's Land Speeder. 1407 01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:27,168 Now, that's Luke, destroyed C-3PO, 1408 01:09:27,209 --> 01:09:28,584 and that's Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1409 01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:30,501 Wait, that's the Bionic Man action figure. 1410 01:09:30,543 --> 01:09:31,918 Yeah, don't-- don't tell anybody. 1411 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,751 We're making this whole movie out of things 1412 01:09:33,793 --> 01:09:35,543 you could find lying around your garage. 1413 01:09:35,584 --> 01:09:36,709 That's so cool. 1414 01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:38,543 Over here, we have our breakaway models. 1415 01:09:38,584 --> 01:09:39,918 They're made from a brittle resin 1416 01:09:39,959 --> 01:09:41,168 which explodes really nicely. 1417 01:09:41,209 --> 01:09:42,168 Go ahead, break it. 1418 01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:43,168 No, no, no, no, no. 1419 01:09:43,209 --> 01:09:44,376 Here, check it out. 1420 01:09:44,418 --> 01:09:47,334 No, no, no, no, what are you doing? 1421 01:09:47,376 --> 01:09:49,001 Cool, huh? 1422 01:09:49,043 --> 01:09:50,543 I can fix this. 1423 01:09:50,584 --> 01:09:53,501 Now, understand a lot of the blue screens 1424 01:09:53,543 --> 01:09:54,834 still aren't composited. 1425 01:09:54,876 --> 01:09:56,709 There's no music or sound effects yet. 1426 01:09:56,751 --> 01:09:59,543 It's still got a British from "World War II," and stuff 1427 01:09:59,584 --> 01:10:01,376 from "Dam Busters" and "633 Squadron" 1428 01:10:01,418 --> 01:10:05,084 standing in for the dogfight scenes. 1429 01:10:05,126 --> 01:10:09,084 And this is our screening room. 1430 01:10:09,126 --> 01:10:12,459 [dramatic music] 1431 01:10:49,876 --> 01:10:51,334 Everyone's fixed up. 1432 01:10:51,376 --> 01:10:54,043 And then, and suddenly, they all turn around, 1433 01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:57,001 and this huge crowd of hundreds of Rebel pilots 1434 01:10:57,043 --> 01:10:58,501 give him a standing ovation. 1435 01:10:58,543 --> 01:11:00,168 And that's it. 1436 01:11:00,209 --> 01:11:03,334 That's the end. 1437 01:11:03,376 --> 01:11:04,918 OK. 1438 01:11:04,959 --> 01:11:08,376 So I just have one-- one question for you. 1439 01:11:08,418 --> 01:11:09,709 Go ahead. 1440 01:11:09,751 --> 01:11:11,168 What the hell were those hundreds 1441 01:11:11,209 --> 01:11:13,334 of other Rebel pilots doing while their pals were 1442 01:11:13,376 --> 01:11:15,501 getting their asses kicked attacking the Death Star? 1443 01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:16,501 I don't know. 1444 01:11:16,543 --> 01:11:17,751 Who cares? 1445 01:11:17,793 --> 01:11:19,751 I'm telling you, when this movie comes out, 1446 01:11:19,793 --> 01:11:21,876 it's going to be like Woodstock. 1447 01:11:21,918 --> 01:11:23,043 I'm thinking Nerdstock. 1448 01:11:26,876 --> 01:11:30,584 When and where does this thing come out? 1449 01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:35,709 May 25th at theaters everywhere! 1450 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:38,168 You really met Steven Spielberg? 1451 01:11:38,209 --> 01:11:40,334 Yeah, I really did. 1452 01:11:40,376 --> 01:11:42,501 Did you show him your "Planet of the Apes" movie? 1453 01:11:42,543 --> 01:11:43,668 No. 1454 01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:44,876 Good. 1455 01:11:44,918 --> 01:11:46,501 Oh, man we have to go opening night. 1456 01:11:46,543 --> 01:11:47,418 We have to. 1457 01:11:47,459 --> 01:11:48,376 Why? 1458 01:11:51,251 --> 01:11:54,584 Go see this movie again when it comes out. 1459 01:11:54,626 --> 01:11:56,501 See it opening day, first show. 1460 01:11:56,543 --> 01:11:58,584 If it doesn't make you jump in your car 1461 01:11:58,626 --> 01:12:01,043 and drive like hell to get back out here, then maybe 1462 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:03,543 I'm wrong about you. 1463 01:12:03,584 --> 01:12:05,084 But I don't think I am. 1464 01:12:08,084 --> 01:12:09,668 Um, hi. 1465 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:12,293 Pat Johnson says your center speaker's distorting again. 1466 01:12:15,209 --> 01:12:16,126 OK, bye. 1467 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:19,709 Come on, do it. 1468 01:12:19,751 --> 01:12:20,751 No, I'm eating popcorn. 1469 01:12:20,793 --> 01:12:22,376 The butter ought to make it easier. 1470 01:12:22,418 --> 01:12:23,876 What are you guys talking about? 1471 01:12:23,918 --> 01:12:25,918 Robin can stick her entire fist in her mouth. 1472 01:12:25,959 --> 01:12:27,334 Don't ask her to prove it, though, 1473 01:12:27,376 --> 01:12:28,668 even with something smaller. 1474 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,334 I could put my entire fist in your mouth. 1475 01:12:30,376 --> 01:12:31,751 Well, now we're starting something. 1476 01:12:31,793 --> 01:12:32,834 OK, OK. Shh. 1477 01:12:32,876 --> 01:12:34,168 Please refrain from talking-- 1478 01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:35,834 Pat, there's no one else in the theater. 1479 01:12:35,876 --> 01:12:36,709 This might be it, Bill. 1480 01:12:36,751 --> 01:12:37,834 What? 1481 01:12:37,876 --> 01:12:39,251 You say that every time. 1482 01:12:39,293 --> 01:12:42,043 And every time, we end up staring in awe struck wonder 1483 01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:44,251 at the coming attractions to "Logan's Run," or "Breaker 1484 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:47,501 Breaker" starring Chuck Norris. 1485 01:12:47,543 --> 01:12:48,668 I like Chuck Norris. 1486 01:12:48,709 --> 01:12:50,293 [music playing] 1487 01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:53,751 And really, Pat, if this "Space Wars" thing is so great, then 1488 01:12:53,793 --> 01:12:57,084 why hasn't there been any hoopla about it? 1489 01:12:57,126 --> 01:12:58,668 - It's "Star Wars." - Hoopla? 1490 01:12:58,709 --> 01:12:59,834 Know what I think? 1491 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:01,209 You're making this "Space Wars" thing up. 1492 01:13:01,251 --> 01:13:02,668 It's "Star Wars," and why would I? 1493 01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:04,543 So you had something to tell people about your trip 1494 01:13:04,584 --> 01:13:05,876 to Hollywood other than, I blew it. 1495 01:13:05,918 --> 01:13:07,126 I didn't blow it, Bill. 1496 01:13:07,168 --> 01:13:08,709 You met Steven Spielberg and Douglas Trumbull, 1497 01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:09,834 and you came back. 1498 01:13:09,876 --> 01:13:11,334 Why come back if you didn't blow it? 1499 01:13:11,376 --> 01:13:12,543 Are you serious? 1500 01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:13,834 You're having one of your fake fights. 1501 01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:15,001 You're wasting your time. 1502 01:13:15,043 --> 01:13:16,043 Why did I come back? 1503 01:13:16,084 --> 01:13:17,209 I came back to finish high school. 1504 01:13:17,251 --> 01:13:18,251 The guy who directed "Jaws." 1505 01:13:18,293 --> 01:13:19,334 You're acting like you knew that? 1506 01:13:19,376 --> 01:13:20,668 I told you that. 1507 01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:22,001 I'm too busy watching the coming attractions 1508 01:13:22,043 --> 01:13:23,334 to "Space Wars." 1509 01:13:23,376 --> 01:13:24,501 It's "Star--" what? 1510 01:13:24,543 --> 01:13:30,668 [explosions] 1511 01:13:30,709 --> 01:13:31,709 He's moving too fast! 1512 01:13:31,751 --> 01:13:33,001 It's an epic of heroes-- 1513 01:13:33,043 --> 01:13:35,543 [explosions] 1514 01:13:35,584 --> 01:13:41,834 --villains, aliens from 1,000 worlds. 1515 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,376 [grunting] 1516 01:13:44,418 --> 01:13:46,001 [lightsaber igniting] 1517 01:13:46,043 --> 01:13:50,251 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1518 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:53,001 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1519 01:13:53,043 --> 01:13:57,043 [explosion] 1520 01:13:58,043 --> 01:14:00,418 Oh, my god. 1521 01:14:00,459 --> 01:14:02,001 What do you mean, "Oh, my god?" 1522 01:14:02,043 --> 01:14:03,834 That was the goofiest thing I've ever seen. 1523 01:14:03,876 --> 01:14:05,168 May 25th? 1524 01:14:05,209 --> 01:14:07,168 That's like a month from now. 1525 01:14:07,209 --> 01:14:08,501 I know. 1526 01:14:08,543 --> 01:14:10,709 No, Pat, you don't. 1527 01:14:14,876 --> 01:14:17,334 [upbeat music] 1528 01:14:17,376 --> 01:14:21,043 [vocalizing] 1529 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:27,001 I have you now. 1530 01:14:27,043 --> 01:14:28,668 [vocalizing] 1531 01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:30,334 Oh, right, like I'd waste my time on 1532 01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:31,501 some dorky sci-fi movie. 1533 01:14:31,543 --> 01:14:32,626 Oh, so you don't have 1534 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,334 your little "Star Trek" parties anymore? 1535 01:14:34,376 --> 01:14:35,668 Shut up. 1536 01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:37,668 You probably shouldn't see "Star Wars" anyway. 1537 01:14:37,709 --> 01:14:38,834 Oh, why is that? 1538 01:14:38,876 --> 01:14:40,501 Well, there's this thing in it called 1539 01:14:40,543 --> 01:14:42,084 the Death Star, which could take out 1540 01:14:42,126 --> 01:14:43,584 the Enterprise with one shot. 1541 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:47,668 The Enterprise has deflector shields. 1542 01:14:47,709 --> 01:14:52,334 [laughter] 1543 01:14:52,376 --> 01:14:55,251 [lasers firing] 1544 01:15:00,876 --> 01:15:02,876 [car crash] 1545 01:15:02,918 --> 01:15:04,168 [phone ringing] 1546 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:06,501 Bud's Garage. 1547 01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:07,668 Again? 1548 01:15:07,709 --> 01:15:10,584 Bill, I'll find a way to pay for it. 1549 01:15:10,626 --> 01:15:11,709 What? 1550 01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:13,334 No, no I don't get paid by the pile. 1551 01:15:13,376 --> 01:15:14,376 Patrick! 1552 01:15:14,418 --> 01:15:15,543 I'll call you back. 1553 01:15:15,584 --> 01:15:16,668 What? 1554 01:15:16,709 --> 01:15:18,209 Your friends are here. 1555 01:15:24,918 --> 01:15:26,043 Hey. 1556 01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:29,501 Hey. 1557 01:15:29,543 --> 01:15:30,834 I heard about your car. 1558 01:15:30,876 --> 01:15:32,418 Yeah. 1559 01:15:32,459 --> 01:15:35,418 Look, we got off to a bad start, and I 1560 01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:38,668 was thinking, if you and Linda are 1561 01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:42,543 going to be getting married, or whatever, 1562 01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:44,168 you're going to need money. 1563 01:15:44,209 --> 01:15:45,168 OK. 1564 01:15:45,209 --> 01:15:46,584 So? 1565 01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:49,084 So Tony thinks his dad would be willing to fix 1566 01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:51,668 your car for free. 1567 01:15:51,709 --> 01:15:53,376 Linda, being family and all. 1568 01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:57,709 [music playing] 1569 01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:04,584 Cut. 1570 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:05,668 Ah. 1571 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:06,876 Do you mind? 1572 01:16:06,918 --> 01:16:09,001 No, I don't mind bringing in the groceries 1573 01:16:09,043 --> 01:16:11,334 even though it's your turn. 1574 01:16:11,376 --> 01:16:13,209 Bill, you don't need to check the mirror 1575 01:16:13,251 --> 01:16:14,209 with your whole head. 1576 01:16:14,251 --> 01:16:15,418 Just glance with your eyes. 1577 01:16:15,459 --> 01:16:17,501 I was trying to show concern. 1578 01:16:17,543 --> 01:16:19,084 Hey, you should be concerned. 1579 01:16:19,126 --> 01:16:21,168 The corn's moving about 3,000 miles an hour. 1580 01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:22,209 Excuse me? 1581 01:16:22,251 --> 01:16:24,084 Corn's going by too fast. 1582 01:16:26,543 --> 01:16:28,501 The corn can never go by too fast. 1583 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:29,501 You know what? This is stupid. 1584 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:30,543 What's stupid? 1585 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:31,709 This whole movie thing. 1586 01:16:31,751 --> 01:16:33,043 What do you think, one of these movies 1587 01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:34,168 is going to be seen by anyone 1588 01:16:34,209 --> 01:16:35,251 other than you, me, and your mom? 1589 01:16:35,293 --> 01:16:36,668 Bill. 1590 01:16:36,709 --> 01:16:38,501 You think having a premiere at the Public Library 1591 01:16:38,543 --> 01:16:40,084 is going to get you noticed in Hollywood? 1592 01:16:40,126 --> 01:16:41,334 OK, Bill, I'm sorry I said you're corny. 1593 01:16:41,376 --> 01:16:42,334 You're a good actor. 1594 01:16:42,376 --> 01:16:44,334 No, I'm not. I'm terrible. 1595 01:16:44,376 --> 01:16:45,709 But at least I know it. 1596 01:16:45,751 --> 01:16:47,543 Well, if you know you're so terrible, 1597 01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:48,834 why do you keep doing it? 1598 01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,209 Because it used to be fun. 1599 01:16:50,251 --> 01:16:51,584 Why do you keep doing it? 1600 01:16:51,626 --> 01:16:53,668 Because you certainly aren't having any fun. 1601 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:55,251 [engine revving] 1602 01:16:55,293 --> 01:16:57,959 And when you're not having fun, you are definitely not fun. 1603 01:17:00,543 --> 01:17:03,251 I do it because I'm not terrible. 1604 01:17:03,293 --> 01:17:04,501 I'm just here. 1605 01:17:04,543 --> 01:17:07,418 Oh, so it's here that's the problem? 1606 01:17:07,459 --> 01:17:09,668 Here meaning all your well-meaning but talentless 1607 01:17:09,709 --> 01:17:11,334 friends holding you back, right? 1608 01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:12,876 No. 1609 01:17:12,918 --> 01:17:16,168 Fine, go to Hollywood so you can be not terrible there. 1610 01:17:16,209 --> 01:17:17,793 See how far that gets you. 1611 01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:27,668 [radio alarm] 1612 01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:28,918 [music playing] 1613 01:17:28,959 --> 01:17:33,501 [SINGING] Music radio WLS Chicago. 1614 01:17:33,543 --> 01:17:34,876 Don't be alarmed. 1615 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:37,418 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1616 01:17:40,626 --> 01:17:43,001 "Star War" starts today at select theaters. 1617 01:17:43,043 --> 01:17:44,168 Rated PG. 1618 01:17:44,209 --> 01:17:45,751 Parental guidance suggested. 1619 01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:50,334 [bell ringing] 1620 01:17:50,376 --> 01:17:53,043 Good morning Mr. And Miss Warren High School. 1621 01:17:53,084 --> 01:17:55,168 And all geeks sitting on top of the buses, 1622 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:59,001 looking into the girls' locker rooms. 1623 01:17:59,043 --> 01:18:01,168 This is your student body president, Bill Holmes. 1624 01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,334 And these are your morning announcements for-- 1625 01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:06,001 [TOGETHER] May 25, 1977. 1626 01:18:06,043 --> 01:18:07,084 The menu today-- 1627 01:18:07,126 --> 01:18:08,501 A day that will live in infamy. 1628 01:18:08,543 --> 01:18:12,043 [upbeat music] 1629 01:18:13,376 --> 01:18:14,876 All right, kids. 1630 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:17,251 I'd like to send a special message to the entire Warren 1631 01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:18,834 family. 1632 01:18:18,876 --> 01:18:22,501 Jocks, brains, nerds, freaks, cheerleaders, Devilettes, 1633 01:18:22,543 --> 01:18:25,501 chess club members, valedictorians, thespians, 1634 01:18:25,543 --> 01:18:26,709 lesbians. 1635 01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:31,001 Can he say lesbians on the morning announcements? 1636 01:18:31,043 --> 01:18:32,668 No, he cannot. 1637 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:36,334 Today is the last day of life as we know it on this planet. 1638 01:18:36,376 --> 01:18:39,876 Today, a new and golden age lies upon us. 1639 01:18:39,918 --> 01:18:42,543 Today is the day that every last character name, scene 1640 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,751 description, and vocal sound effect 1641 01:18:44,793 --> 01:18:46,334 you've heard from these past few months 1642 01:18:46,376 --> 01:18:47,501 will entirely make sense. 1643 01:18:47,543 --> 01:18:48,543 Open the door, Holmes. 1644 01:18:52,918 --> 01:18:54,418 Don't be alarmed. 1645 01:18:54,459 --> 01:18:57,043 It's only the death breath of the Dark Lord. 1646 01:18:57,084 --> 01:18:58,001 Very bad, very bad. 1647 01:18:58,043 --> 01:18:59,668 Don't be scared. 1648 01:18:59,709 --> 01:19:02,334 It's only an Imperial Cruiser making the jump to lightspeed. 1649 01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:03,334 [lasers shooting] 1650 01:19:03,376 --> 01:19:04,834 Relax. 1651 01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:07,168 It's only a movie, and it's all for fun. 1652 01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:09,834 Director George Lucas and 20th Century Fox present-- 1653 01:19:09,876 --> 01:19:11,918 When I find it, and I will-- 1654 01:19:11,959 --> 01:19:14,168 "Star Wars." 1655 01:19:14,209 --> 01:19:18,001 Enjoy, lap it up, monkeys. 1656 01:19:18,043 --> 01:19:21,168 Parental guidance suggested. 1657 01:19:21,209 --> 01:19:23,543 It starts today at theaters everywhere. 1658 01:19:23,584 --> 01:19:25,668 Everyone meet at the Genesee at 3:00 PM. 1659 01:19:25,709 --> 01:19:28,918 The first 40 people to show up get in free! 1660 01:19:28,959 --> 01:19:32,709 [upbeat music] 1661 01:19:37,459 --> 01:19:40,209 [bell ringing] 1662 01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:46,501 [clears throat] Ah. 1663 01:19:46,543 --> 01:19:47,668 Ah. 1664 01:19:47,709 --> 01:19:49,126 What are you doing here? 1665 01:19:49,168 --> 01:19:51,334 Linda had a conniption fit because she had work for me 1666 01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:52,418 today. 1667 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,209 So Dr. Kallen let her off the hook, 1668 01:19:54,251 --> 01:19:55,918 even though I called in sick. 1669 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,543 So where's Linda? 1670 01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:58,834 She went to the mall. 1671 01:19:58,876 --> 01:20:00,376 She said she had to buy something 1672 01:20:00,418 --> 01:20:02,043 nice to wear for big event. 1673 01:20:07,251 --> 01:20:08,209 Is that your brother? 1674 01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,501 Genesee Theater, 3:00 PM. 1675 01:20:09,543 --> 01:20:10,501 - Come on. - No. 1676 01:20:10,543 --> 01:20:12,168 We've got to go, guys. 1677 01:20:12,209 --> 01:20:13,334 "Star Wars." 1678 01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:14,668 Never mind. 1679 01:20:14,709 --> 01:20:16,918 Ah, hey. 1680 01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:17,918 Come on, guys. 1681 01:20:17,959 --> 01:20:19,001 We got to go. 1682 01:20:19,043 --> 01:20:20,251 "Star Wars," 3:00 PM. 1683 01:20:22,209 --> 01:20:23,376 Where's Bill? 1684 01:20:23,418 --> 01:20:26,043 He's hiding in his car. 1685 01:20:26,084 --> 01:20:28,251 Hey, guys, don't forget there's a party at my house 1686 01:20:28,293 --> 01:20:29,834 tonight, 6:00. 1687 01:20:29,876 --> 01:20:30,834 Thanks, Ann. 1688 01:20:30,876 --> 01:20:31,876 That's great. 1689 01:20:36,043 --> 01:20:37,251 Drive, Bill. 1690 01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:39,334 Just drive. 1691 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:42,543 I'll need your park ID. 1692 01:20:42,584 --> 01:20:43,709 Can he do that? 1693 01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:45,001 Uh huh. 1694 01:20:45,043 --> 01:20:46,876 Do you realize what you just did? 1695 01:20:46,918 --> 01:20:48,709 Yeah, I got my severance pay, which is more 1696 01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:50,168 than I would have gotten if I I'd 1697 01:20:50,209 --> 01:20:51,834 worked for another month, which means 1698 01:20:51,876 --> 01:20:53,751 I can now pay for the first 40 people to show up. 1699 01:20:56,209 --> 01:20:57,334 Oh, shit. 1700 01:20:57,376 --> 01:20:58,834 Oh, now you realize what you just did. 1701 01:20:58,876 --> 01:21:00,168 No, it's 2:14. 1702 01:21:00,209 --> 01:21:02,418 Time flies when you're throwing your life away. 1703 01:21:02,459 --> 01:21:03,834 No, I mean I got to cash this. 1704 01:21:03,876 --> 01:21:04,918 So we'll cash it. 1705 01:21:04,959 --> 01:21:06,376 The theater's 15 minutes that way. 1706 01:21:06,418 --> 01:21:08,168 My bank is 15 minutes the other way. 1707 01:21:08,209 --> 01:21:09,418 Pat, relax. 1708 01:21:09,459 --> 01:21:11,209 My dad will cash your check at the station. 1709 01:21:11,251 --> 01:21:12,334 It's five minutes away. 1710 01:21:12,376 --> 01:21:13,834 Sign it over to him. 1711 01:21:13,876 --> 01:21:16,251 I'll go get the cash and meet you at the mall at 2:45. 1712 01:21:16,293 --> 01:21:18,709 But, no, it takes 15 minutes to get to the theater. 1713 01:21:18,751 --> 01:21:20,501 We can get there in 10. 1714 01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:22,209 That gives 5 to buy your popcorn, 1715 01:21:22,251 --> 01:21:25,043 talk to manager into selling you the poster with all the money 1716 01:21:25,084 --> 01:21:27,501 you won't have, and still find the exact acoustical center 1717 01:21:27,543 --> 01:21:28,501 of the theater, OK? 1718 01:21:28,543 --> 01:21:29,543 OK. 1719 01:21:32,418 --> 01:21:34,834 Slow down, you're going to get all sweaty. 1720 01:21:34,876 --> 01:21:36,668 Girls hate that. 1721 01:21:36,709 --> 01:21:39,084 It's not like there's going to be a line around the block 1722 01:21:39,126 --> 01:21:40,043 to get in. 1723 01:21:40,084 --> 01:21:41,043 Hey. 1724 01:21:41,084 --> 01:21:42,834 Oh, hey. 1725 01:21:42,876 --> 01:21:44,376 Hey. 1726 01:21:44,418 --> 01:21:45,668 What are you doing here? 1727 01:21:45,709 --> 01:21:47,209 Picking you up. 1728 01:21:47,251 --> 01:21:49,834 Bill's meeting us at 2:45. 1729 01:21:49,876 --> 01:21:50,834 What? 1730 01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:51,918 I can't go. 1731 01:21:51,959 --> 01:21:53,209 Why not? 1732 01:21:53,251 --> 01:21:55,084 Mom needs me to take Misty to the vet. 1733 01:21:55,126 --> 01:21:58,001 Oh, we'll take her afterwards. 1734 01:21:58,043 --> 01:22:00,334 Tony is giving me a ride. 1735 01:22:00,376 --> 01:22:01,668 Why? 1736 01:22:01,709 --> 01:22:03,168 My car's in the shop. 1737 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:04,251 Again? 1738 01:22:04,293 --> 01:22:05,418 Yeah, again. 1739 01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:09,501 Wow, that's-- that's convenient. 1740 01:22:09,543 --> 01:22:11,251 What's that supposed to mean? 1741 01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:12,668 Well, let's see. 1742 01:22:12,709 --> 01:22:15,084 First, Tony's dad can't seem to find the left front 1743 01:22:15,126 --> 01:22:17,001 Fender for a Ford Pinto for over a month. 1744 01:22:17,043 --> 01:22:19,376 And then after managing to finally scrape together 1745 01:22:19,418 --> 01:22:20,668 enough money to pay him. 1746 01:22:20,709 --> 01:22:22,668 He tells me he's been charging me a storage fee 1747 01:22:22,709 --> 01:22:24,376 on top of the original amount. 1748 01:22:24,418 --> 01:22:26,709 And now your car's back in the shop, 1749 01:22:26,751 --> 01:22:29,501 and suddenly Tony is the only one left with a car that works, 1750 01:22:29,543 --> 01:22:31,209 which you have to go back to your house in, 1751 01:22:31,251 --> 01:22:32,501 with your new underwear. 1752 01:22:32,543 --> 01:22:34,084 And no, can you tell me what's wrong? 1753 01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:35,376 Yeah, I can. 1754 01:22:35,418 --> 01:22:37,543 You don't know when to stop thinking. 1755 01:22:40,709 --> 01:22:41,918 What? 1756 01:22:41,959 --> 01:22:43,001 Wait. 1757 01:22:43,043 --> 01:22:44,501 Wait, what? 1758 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,834 I'm the proud owner of a brain refined by 6 million years 1759 01:22:46,876 --> 01:22:48,168 of evolution. 1760 01:22:48,209 --> 01:22:49,834 How am I supposed to stop thinking? 1761 01:22:49,876 --> 01:22:51,084 Try feeling. 1762 01:22:51,126 --> 01:22:52,334 Oh, come on. 1763 01:22:52,376 --> 01:22:53,668 Wait, wait, wait. 1764 01:22:53,709 --> 01:22:55,084 Don't touch me. 1765 01:22:55,126 --> 01:22:56,834 I'm sorry. 1766 01:22:56,876 --> 01:23:01,501 Don't even talk to me, and don't call me either. 1767 01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:03,001 Wait, don't leave. 1768 01:23:03,043 --> 01:23:04,168 Don't leave. 1769 01:23:04,209 --> 01:23:05,501 Come on. 1770 01:23:05,543 --> 01:23:07,501 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "DAY AFTER DAY"] 1771 01:23:07,543 --> 01:23:08,418 Don't leave. 1772 01:23:17,084 --> 01:23:21,709 [SINGING] Gaze at the sky and picture 1773 01:23:21,751 --> 01:23:27,001 a memory of days in your life you 1774 01:23:27,043 --> 01:23:35,834 knew what it meant to be happy and free with time 1775 01:23:35,876 --> 01:23:37,376 on your side. 1776 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:48,001 Remember your daddy when no one was wiser. 1777 01:23:48,043 --> 01:23:55,584 Your ma used to say that you would go farther than he ever 1778 01:23:55,626 --> 01:24:01,168 could with time on your side. 1779 01:24:01,209 --> 01:24:03,584 [robot malfunctioning] 1780 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:10,001 [SINGING] Think of a boy with the stars in his eyes. 1781 01:24:10,043 --> 01:24:11,376 I said I'd meet you here. 1782 01:24:11,418 --> 01:24:13,376 I didn't say I'd go to bed with you. 1783 01:24:13,418 --> 01:24:15,709 Why would you agree to meet me in a hotel room room 1784 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,584 if you weren't going to go to bed with me? 1785 01:24:17,626 --> 01:24:19,543 I can't believe you're being such a bitch. 1786 01:24:19,584 --> 01:24:21,834 Hey, open this door. 1787 01:24:21,876 --> 01:24:25,668 [SINGING] Sadly you'd say someday, someday. 1788 01:24:25,709 --> 01:24:28,084 What the hell do you want? 1789 01:24:28,126 --> 01:24:30,959 I want you to leave my sister alone, you punk. 1790 01:24:32,709 --> 01:24:33,668 OK. 1791 01:24:33,709 --> 01:24:34,668 [SINGING] But-- 1792 01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:36,001 [smack] 1793 01:24:36,043 --> 01:24:38,209 [SINGING] --day after day, the show must go on. 1794 01:24:38,251 --> 01:24:41,668 "Star Wars," a billion years in the making, and it's 1795 01:24:41,709 --> 01:24:45,834 coming to your galaxy this summer. 1796 01:24:45,876 --> 01:24:47,834 [crash] 1797 01:24:47,876 --> 01:24:53,168 [SINGING] Any castles in Spain. 1798 01:24:53,209 --> 01:24:56,084 The chance had gone by. 1799 01:24:56,126 --> 01:25:00,043 [explosions] 1800 01:25:00,084 --> 01:25:02,084 Hey! 1801 01:25:02,126 --> 01:25:03,209 She's ready to go! 1802 01:25:03,251 --> 01:25:04,876 [SINGING] With nothing to say-- 1803 01:25:04,918 --> 01:25:06,501 When you got the dough. 1804 01:25:06,543 --> 01:25:09,501 [SINGING] --and no one to say it to. 1805 01:25:09,543 --> 01:25:12,043 Nothing has changed. 1806 01:25:12,084 --> 01:25:16,543 You still got it all to do. 1807 01:25:16,584 --> 01:25:23,751 Surely, you know the chance has gone by. 1808 01:25:23,793 --> 01:25:25,959 [car horn] 1809 01:25:29,293 --> 01:25:30,376 So did you see it? 1810 01:25:30,418 --> 01:25:31,668 No. 1811 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:34,501 I thought you were going to be first in line. 1812 01:25:34,543 --> 01:25:37,168 Things got messed up. 1813 01:25:37,209 --> 01:25:38,543 What happened? 1814 01:25:38,584 --> 01:25:41,876 Dodgeball accident, then I missed the bus. 1815 01:25:41,918 --> 01:25:44,668 And next thing I know, it starts raining, 1816 01:25:44,709 --> 01:25:46,418 and Jody saw me walking home. 1817 01:25:46,459 --> 01:25:48,876 You should have run him over. 1818 01:25:48,918 --> 01:25:51,001 What's wrong with her? 1819 01:25:51,043 --> 01:25:53,001 She's 16. 1820 01:25:53,043 --> 01:25:54,501 She's a girl. 1821 01:25:54,543 --> 01:25:55,834 Plus, she hates me. 1822 01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,168 She doesn't hate you. 1823 01:25:57,209 --> 01:25:59,334 I do so. 1824 01:25:59,376 --> 01:26:02,168 If she hated you, why would she drive you home? 1825 01:26:02,209 --> 01:26:07,043 So she could enjoy not driving me to the theater. 1826 01:26:07,084 --> 01:26:08,501 Can I borrow the van? 1827 01:26:08,543 --> 01:26:10,501 Eric took it down to O'Hare. 1828 01:26:10,543 --> 01:26:11,918 What for? 1829 01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:14,334 To ship a dog I sold some people in Atlanta. 1830 01:26:14,376 --> 01:26:16,418 They wired the money, thank God. 1831 01:26:16,459 --> 01:26:18,876 Great. 1832 01:26:18,918 --> 01:26:21,168 Could I borrow $200? 1833 01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:22,334 I don't know. 1834 01:26:22,376 --> 01:26:23,918 When you walked by the runs did you 1835 01:26:23,959 --> 01:26:25,376 notice 2 million piles of poop? 1836 01:26:25,418 --> 01:26:27,168 What the heck do you need $200 for? 1837 01:26:27,209 --> 01:26:30,834 To pay for 40 of my friends to get in to see "Star Wars." 1838 01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:33,584 You know, they say if you have three good friends 1839 01:26:33,626 --> 01:26:35,501 in your entire life you're a very lucky-- 1840 01:26:35,543 --> 01:26:39,001 Mom, this is really serious. 1841 01:26:39,043 --> 01:26:42,043 I need to get as many people as I can to the Genesee 1842 01:26:42,084 --> 01:26:44,334 Theater, especially me. 1843 01:26:44,376 --> 01:26:46,001 Well, it stopped raining. 1844 01:26:46,043 --> 01:26:49,001 Why don't you ride your bike down to the theater? 1845 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,043 No, I sold my bike to buy film for "Requiem 1846 01:26:51,084 --> 01:26:53,168 for the Planet of the Apes," remember? 1847 01:26:53,209 --> 01:26:55,334 What about Eric's bike? 1848 01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:56,668 Reshoots. 1849 01:26:56,709 --> 01:26:58,751 OK, what about Jody's bike? 1850 01:26:58,793 --> 01:26:59,834 It's pink. 1851 01:26:59,876 --> 01:27:00,834 It's here. 1852 01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:01,834 It's got tassels. 1853 01:27:01,876 --> 01:27:03,501 It's got wheels. 1854 01:27:03,543 --> 01:27:06,168 It's got a lock. 1855 01:27:06,209 --> 01:27:07,709 You can use my bike. 1856 01:27:11,918 --> 01:27:14,626 [chatter] 1857 01:27:22,251 --> 01:27:23,876 Hey, can you hold on to this for a sec? 1858 01:27:30,959 --> 01:27:32,043 Hey. 1859 01:27:32,084 --> 01:27:33,168 Hey, Pat. 1860 01:27:33,209 --> 01:27:34,376 I was just heading out to find you. 1861 01:27:34,418 --> 01:27:35,334 Where the hell have you been? 1862 01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:36,334 Jeez, will you relax? 1863 01:27:36,376 --> 01:27:37,834 Relax? 1864 01:27:37,876 --> 01:27:40,084 I missed the 3:00 PM showing of Star Wars because of you, 1865 01:27:40,126 --> 01:27:41,376 and the 5:15, and the 7:30. 1866 01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:43,709 And the 9:45 starts at 25 minutes, 1867 01:27:43,751 --> 01:27:45,709 and it takes 20 minutes to get to the Genesee Theater. 1868 01:27:45,751 --> 01:27:46,709 Will you calm down? 1869 01:27:46,751 --> 01:27:47,834 It's the damn movie. 1870 01:27:47,876 --> 01:27:49,168 No, it's not just a damn movie. 1871 01:27:49,209 --> 01:27:50,918 I've waited my whole life to see this movie. 1872 01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:53,084 You've been waiting your whole life to get laid too, 1873 01:27:53,126 --> 01:27:55,001 but I don't see a yelling at Linda Altastiniac. 1874 01:27:55,043 --> 01:27:56,084 OK, you know what? 1875 01:27:56,126 --> 01:27:57,418 Forget it. 1876 01:27:57,459 --> 01:27:58,501 I'll go by myself. 1877 01:27:58,543 --> 01:27:59,501 Just give me my check, OK? 1878 01:27:59,543 --> 01:28:00,876 It's in my glove compartment. 1879 01:28:00,918 --> 01:28:02,251 I parked like a mile away. 1880 01:28:02,293 --> 01:28:04,376 Besides, what good is it going to do 1881 01:28:04,418 --> 01:28:06,668 without a place to cash it, and without me to take you there? 1882 01:28:06,709 --> 01:28:08,209 Why didn't you cash it before? 1883 01:28:08,251 --> 01:28:09,626 Why didn't you come back? 1884 01:28:13,418 --> 01:28:16,251 Remember that night last fall, when Robin gave you a ride home? 1885 01:28:18,959 --> 01:28:20,334 Yeah. 1886 01:28:20,376 --> 01:28:21,668 She came over later. 1887 01:28:21,709 --> 01:28:23,751 She was really drunk. 1888 01:28:23,793 --> 01:28:28,209 She told me, if I didn't want to marry her, 1889 01:28:28,251 --> 01:28:31,668 there was a guy she knew that would. 1890 01:28:31,709 --> 01:28:33,501 Bill. 1891 01:28:33,543 --> 01:28:36,709 I didn't come back because I found out who that guy is. 1892 01:28:46,209 --> 01:28:50,834 Look, just hang here for a little while. 1893 01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:53,168 Let me try to figure this out with Robin, 1894 01:28:53,209 --> 01:28:55,043 and I'll take you to the midnight show. 1895 01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:02,543 [phone ringing] 1896 01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:06,376 Hey, Pat. 1897 01:29:09,209 --> 01:29:10,501 Hey, Donny. 1898 01:29:10,543 --> 01:29:11,918 How was "Star Wars?" 1899 01:29:15,876 --> 01:29:18,001 It was great. 1900 01:29:18,043 --> 01:29:20,209 Yeah, it was great, in fact, that I went 1901 01:29:20,251 --> 01:29:22,834 to the 5:15 and the 7:30 show. 1902 01:29:22,876 --> 01:29:24,876 I mean, later I'm going to the 9:45. 1903 01:29:24,918 --> 01:29:27,959 Hey, what is this movie about? 1904 01:29:31,376 --> 01:29:33,959 [vocalizing] 1905 01:29:36,751 --> 01:29:38,084 What's with Johnson? 1906 01:29:38,126 --> 01:29:40,834 And R2-D2's bouncing around going [vocalizing].. 1907 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,501 A smudge mark on her boob is gone, 1908 01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:44,876 and her hair's all different, and she hands Luke and Han 1909 01:29:44,918 --> 01:29:46,168 medals. 1910 01:29:46,209 --> 01:29:48,043 And everybody turns around, and literally 1911 01:29:48,084 --> 01:29:49,751 this crowd, hundreds of rebel soldiers, 1912 01:29:49,793 --> 01:29:51,334 all give him a standing ovation. 1913 01:29:51,376 --> 01:29:52,376 And that's the end. 1914 01:29:55,293 --> 01:29:56,334 All right. 1915 01:29:56,376 --> 01:29:58,334 So I just have one question. 1916 01:29:58,376 --> 01:29:59,501 What? 1917 01:29:59,543 --> 01:30:01,418 What the hell are you on? 1918 01:30:01,459 --> 01:30:03,376 [laughter] 1919 01:30:04,918 --> 01:30:08,209 Fine, fine, laugh it up, laugh it up. 1920 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:10,543 But in a few days, you'll all be going up 1921 01:30:10,584 --> 01:30:14,043 to the door of the art, and just pounding on it and screaming, 1922 01:30:14,084 --> 01:30:16,084 "let me in, let me in!" 1923 01:30:16,126 --> 01:30:20,376 [MUSIC - LEON RUSSELL, "STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND"] 1924 01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:31,168 [SINGING] How many miles will it take to see the sun? 1925 01:30:31,209 --> 01:30:37,543 And how many years till it's done? 1926 01:30:37,584 --> 01:30:42,918 Kiss my confusion away in the night. 1927 01:30:42,959 --> 01:30:45,084 Lay by my side till the morning comes. 1928 01:30:45,126 --> 01:30:47,084 Hey. 1929 01:30:47,126 --> 01:30:48,709 What the hell was that look for? 1930 01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:51,501 What the hell were you doing making out with Doreen Blandis? 1931 01:30:51,543 --> 01:30:52,834 I thought you said you were going 1932 01:30:52,876 --> 01:30:54,334 to work things out with Robin. 1933 01:30:54,376 --> 01:30:56,209 Yeah, well I also said I'd get you to your movie, 1934 01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:57,501 and I'm going to get you there. 1935 01:30:57,543 --> 01:30:58,709 So come on. Let's go. 1936 01:31:00,793 --> 01:31:02,834 [SINGING] Strangers in a strange land. 1937 01:31:02,876 --> 01:31:08,043 Hey, Moon Watcher, you can't get there from here, 1938 01:31:08,084 --> 01:31:09,834 this ain't Cape Kennedy. 1939 01:31:09,876 --> 01:31:11,834 And it sure as hell ain't Hollywood. 1940 01:31:11,876 --> 01:31:14,376 It's just Gurney. 1941 01:31:14,418 --> 01:31:16,001 I'm not even from Gurney. 1942 01:31:16,043 --> 01:31:18,501 I'm from Wadsworth, population 750, the edge 1943 01:31:18,543 --> 01:31:20,209 of the edge of nowhere. 1944 01:31:20,251 --> 01:31:23,168 Hey, a lot of famous people came from the edge 1945 01:31:23,209 --> 01:31:25,168 of the edge of nowhere. 1946 01:31:25,209 --> 01:31:28,418 Ray Bradberry grew up in Waukegan, and Jack Benny. 1947 01:31:28,459 --> 01:31:30,334 And Marlon Brando went to high school 1948 01:31:30,376 --> 01:31:32,168 right over in Libertyville. 1949 01:31:32,209 --> 01:31:33,501 Yeah, and where are they now? 1950 01:31:33,543 --> 01:31:35,543 Ray Bradbury, California. 1951 01:31:35,584 --> 01:31:37,001 Jack Benny, California. 1952 01:31:37,043 --> 01:31:38,418 Marlon Brando. 1953 01:31:38,459 --> 01:31:39,418 Tahiti! 1954 01:31:39,459 --> 01:31:40,418 Woo-hoo! 1955 01:31:40,459 --> 01:31:41,501 Woo-hoo! 1956 01:31:41,543 --> 01:31:42,501 Yeah! 1957 01:31:42,543 --> 01:31:43,501 [splash] 1958 01:31:43,543 --> 01:31:44,584 What? 1959 01:31:44,626 --> 01:31:46,084 Is this how you want to live? 1960 01:31:46,126 --> 01:31:48,376 What, in a big house with a bunch of people having fun? 1961 01:31:48,418 --> 01:31:49,501 Sure. 1962 01:31:49,543 --> 01:31:51,168 Yeah, but what are you going to do? 1963 01:31:51,209 --> 01:31:52,709 What are you going to be? 1964 01:31:52,751 --> 01:31:55,209 What do you want from the one shot that you get at living? 1965 01:31:55,251 --> 01:31:57,709 I don't know, money, a big house, a wife and 2.3 kids. 1966 01:31:57,751 --> 01:31:59,043 I have no fucking idea. 1967 01:31:59,084 --> 01:32:00,418 Bullshit. 1968 01:32:00,459 --> 01:32:02,168 You want to make people laugh. 1969 01:32:02,209 --> 01:32:03,168 That's what you want. 1970 01:32:03,209 --> 01:32:04,251 That's who you are. 1971 01:32:07,084 --> 01:32:08,376 OK, Pat. 1972 01:32:08,418 --> 01:32:10,168 Let's do our fight thing. 1973 01:32:10,209 --> 01:32:11,334 Ready, ready? 1974 01:32:11,376 --> 01:32:12,334 No. 1975 01:32:12,376 --> 01:32:13,501 Now. 1976 01:32:13,543 --> 01:32:15,001 You want to be an actor or comedian. 1977 01:32:15,043 --> 01:32:16,168 No, I don't. 1978 01:32:16,209 --> 01:32:17,876 That's what you want me to be so you 1979 01:32:17,918 --> 01:32:20,168 can feel like you're not the only one chasing 1980 01:32:20,209 --> 01:32:21,834 after an impossible dream. 1981 01:32:21,876 --> 01:32:22,834 React. 1982 01:32:22,876 --> 01:32:23,834 Oh. 1983 01:32:23,876 --> 01:32:24,876 But you're lying. 1984 01:32:24,918 --> 01:32:27,001 That's all you've ever wanted. 1985 01:32:27,043 --> 01:32:29,334 And yet-- but you're too afraid of failing to try. 1986 01:32:29,376 --> 01:32:30,668 Oh. 1987 01:32:30,709 --> 01:32:32,334 You hit me in the forehead, man. 1988 01:32:32,376 --> 01:32:33,668 I didn't hit you. 1989 01:32:33,709 --> 01:32:34,668 Yeah, you did. 1990 01:32:34,709 --> 01:32:35,918 No, I didn't. 1991 01:32:35,959 --> 01:32:38,418 Oh, so you-- you act like you don't care. 1992 01:32:38,459 --> 01:32:40,001 Shut up and fight. 1993 01:32:40,043 --> 01:32:41,876 Come on. 1994 01:32:43,876 --> 01:32:47,334 You go along with the rest of the herd that 1995 01:32:47,376 --> 01:32:50,251 needs to believe that being intelligent and having hopes 1996 01:32:50,293 --> 01:32:52,668 and dreams is for nerds, or geeks, or dorks. 1997 01:32:52,709 --> 01:32:55,584 But inside, you know it isn't. 1998 01:32:55,626 --> 01:32:56,834 Come on. 1999 01:32:56,876 --> 01:32:57,918 Cut it out, man. 2000 01:32:57,959 --> 01:33:00,334 What do you care what I do, huh? 2001 01:33:00,376 --> 01:33:02,584 What are you still hanging around for? 2002 01:33:02,626 --> 01:33:03,584 Just go. 2003 01:33:03,626 --> 01:33:04,834 They do this all the time. 2004 01:33:04,876 --> 01:33:06,168 What are you waiting for? 2005 01:33:06,209 --> 01:33:07,501 I'm waiting for you. 2006 01:33:07,543 --> 01:33:09,709 Why? 2007 01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:12,168 You don't need me to drive you to California. 2008 01:33:12,209 --> 01:33:14,834 You don't even need me to drive you to the Genesee Theater. 2009 01:33:14,876 --> 01:33:17,168 Shit, Pat, you could have walked there and back five times 2010 01:33:17,209 --> 01:33:18,418 today. 2011 01:33:18,459 --> 01:33:19,751 I'm not the one who's afraid here. 2012 01:33:19,793 --> 01:33:21,376 It's you, man. 2013 01:33:21,418 --> 01:33:24,001 You're afraid you're going to go see this movie and everything 2014 01:33:24,043 --> 01:33:25,418 will be the same. 2015 01:33:25,459 --> 01:33:27,668 You'll still be Pat Johnson making his little movies 2016 01:33:27,709 --> 01:33:28,668 in his backyard. 2017 01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:29,668 They're not little. 2018 01:33:29,709 --> 01:33:31,209 Oh. 2019 01:33:31,251 --> 01:33:35,043 [chatter] 2020 01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:36,584 We've just got a big backyard. 2021 01:33:39,043 --> 01:33:40,918 Pretty good right hook too. 2022 01:33:40,959 --> 01:33:43,209 Orson Welles. 2023 01:33:43,251 --> 01:33:44,668 What? 2024 01:33:44,709 --> 01:33:46,918 Orson Welles grew up in Kenosha. 2025 01:33:46,959 --> 01:33:50,084 That's like 10 miles from here. 2026 01:33:50,126 --> 01:33:52,543 Oh, it doesn't matter where he grew up. 2027 01:33:52,584 --> 01:33:53,876 OK? 2028 01:33:53,918 --> 01:33:56,084 What matters is that he's not sitting around 2029 01:33:56,126 --> 01:33:58,668 some house full of people who don't care about anything 2030 01:33:58,709 --> 01:34:01,043 but getting stoned so they can forget about the fact 2031 01:34:01,084 --> 01:34:03,376 that they're going to spend the rest of their lives 2032 01:34:03,418 --> 01:34:05,834 wondering why the hell they're still here. 2033 01:34:05,876 --> 01:34:08,668 I mean, really, somebody, anybody, do something new, 2034 01:34:08,709 --> 01:34:10,501 do something interesting. 2035 01:34:10,543 --> 01:34:12,834 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE 2036 01:34:12,876 --> 01:34:14,043 YOU"] 2037 01:34:14,084 --> 01:34:15,834 [SINGING] I wouldn't want to be like you. 2038 01:34:15,876 --> 01:34:16,834 Whoa, I don't care-- 2039 01:34:16,876 --> 01:34:18,209 OK. 2040 01:34:18,251 --> 01:34:20,376 [SINGING] --what you do. 2041 01:34:20,418 --> 01:34:23,043 I wouldn't want to-- 2042 01:34:23,084 --> 01:34:25,126 I wouldn't want to be like you. 2043 01:34:26,459 --> 01:34:32,209 I wouldn't want to be like you. 2044 01:34:32,251 --> 01:34:33,209 Oh. 2045 01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:35,209 Oh, man. 2046 01:34:35,251 --> 01:34:36,918 Marry me. 2047 01:34:36,959 --> 01:34:39,543 [laughter] 2048 01:34:47,209 --> 01:34:48,626 Did you just get engaged? 2049 01:34:51,126 --> 01:34:52,876 [mumbling] 2050 01:35:00,751 --> 01:35:01,709 [scream] 2051 01:35:04,876 --> 01:35:06,376 What time is it? 2052 01:35:06,418 --> 01:35:07,876 9:55. 2053 01:35:12,793 --> 01:35:16,834 Why do you want everyone to see this movie so bad? 2054 01:35:16,876 --> 01:35:17,876 I don't know. 2055 01:35:17,918 --> 01:35:19,084 I guess it's just-- 2056 01:35:19,126 --> 01:35:21,876 if everyone sees it, and everyone likes it, 2057 01:35:21,918 --> 01:35:26,001 then I won't be the only sci-fi movie geek in town anymore. 2058 01:35:26,043 --> 01:35:28,834 Pat, if every person in town loved this movie, 2059 01:35:28,876 --> 01:35:31,209 you would still be alone because to everybody else, 2060 01:35:31,251 --> 01:35:34,001 movies are something to do when you're tired of real life. 2061 01:35:34,043 --> 01:35:36,001 To you, real life is something to do when you're 2062 01:35:36,043 --> 01:35:37,668 tired of watching movies. 2063 01:35:37,709 --> 01:35:39,334 But I'm never tired of watching movies. 2064 01:35:39,376 --> 01:35:40,834 My point exactly. 2065 01:35:40,876 --> 01:35:43,709 Some people live to work, other people work to live. 2066 01:35:43,751 --> 01:35:46,668 Yeah, well I'm going to do both because, unlike everybody 2067 01:35:46,709 --> 01:35:49,834 else around here, I'm going to love what I do for a living. 2068 01:35:49,876 --> 01:35:51,168 How do you know? 2069 01:35:51,209 --> 01:35:52,918 Well, because I've always known. 2070 01:35:52,959 --> 01:35:55,501 I started making movies when I was nine years old. 2071 01:35:55,543 --> 01:35:57,168 Why? 2072 01:35:57,209 --> 01:35:58,668 Why what? 2073 01:35:58,709 --> 01:36:00,251 Why did you start making them when you were nine? 2074 01:36:00,293 --> 01:36:01,709 Why that age in particular? 2075 01:36:01,751 --> 01:36:04,001 Because-- I don't know. 2076 01:36:04,043 --> 01:36:06,001 What the hell kind of question is that? 2077 01:36:06,043 --> 01:36:09,168 You started making movies to keep your family together. 2078 01:36:09,209 --> 01:36:10,834 What? 2079 01:36:10,876 --> 01:36:12,043 Like it or not, that's the truth. 2080 01:36:12,084 --> 01:36:13,668 You are so full of shit. 2081 01:36:13,709 --> 01:36:14,918 Where do you come up with that crap? 2082 01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:16,168 Advanced placement psychology. 2083 01:36:16,209 --> 01:36:17,334 You were my term paper. 2084 01:36:17,376 --> 01:36:18,834 Come on, Pat. 2085 01:36:18,876 --> 01:36:20,168 Your parents start talking divorce, 2086 01:36:20,209 --> 01:36:21,084 you start making movies. 2087 01:36:21,126 --> 01:36:22,168 Why? 2088 01:36:22,209 --> 01:36:23,251 Because I like to. 2089 01:36:23,293 --> 01:36:24,918 You did it to get their attention. 2090 01:36:24,959 --> 01:36:26,668 So they'd have something else to think about, 2091 01:36:26,709 --> 01:36:29,001 like you had something other than them that made you happy. 2092 01:36:29,043 --> 01:36:30,834 You figured, if they saw they were losing you, 2093 01:36:30,876 --> 01:36:32,168 maybe they'd stop fighting. 2094 01:36:32,209 --> 01:36:34,501 Sorry, Sigmund, but you're wrong on this one, OK? 2095 01:36:34,543 --> 01:36:35,543 So what happens? 2096 01:36:35,584 --> 01:36:37,001 Your mom fawns over every frame, 2097 01:36:37,043 --> 01:36:38,376 thinks every shot is wonderful. 2098 01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:39,584 And you know it's not true. 2099 01:36:39,626 --> 01:36:40,834 So you start to distrust her. 2100 01:36:40,876 --> 01:36:42,084 She's not leveling with you. 2101 01:36:42,126 --> 01:36:43,834 She's just treating you like her little baby 2102 01:36:43,876 --> 01:36:45,001 that needs protecting. 2103 01:36:45,043 --> 01:36:46,501 And your dad, who's drunk half the time, 2104 01:36:46,543 --> 01:36:48,001 can only see you as his younger self 2105 01:36:48,043 --> 01:36:49,168 who wanted to be an artist 2106 01:36:49,209 --> 01:36:50,376 till his dad threatened to disown him 2107 01:36:50,418 --> 01:36:51,751 if he didn't go to med school, right? 2108 01:36:51,793 --> 01:36:53,501 So here you come with your first little Super 2109 01:36:53,543 --> 01:36:55,418 8 "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what does he do? 2110 01:36:55,459 --> 01:36:56,501 OK, Donny. 2111 01:36:56,543 --> 01:36:57,709 He shits all over it. 2112 01:36:57,751 --> 01:36:59,334 OK, Donny, enough. 2113 01:36:59,376 --> 01:37:01,168 It looks like a model. You ever hear of focus? 2114 01:37:01,209 --> 01:37:03,209 And they invented tripods for a reason, you know? 2115 01:37:03,251 --> 01:37:06,168 And how about this little gem, is that like a Charlton Heston? 2116 01:37:06,209 --> 01:37:08,751 It looked like a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 2117 01:37:08,793 --> 01:37:10,918 You were a 12-year-old with delusions of grandeur. 2118 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,418 Donnie, shut up, OK? Just shut up. 2119 01:37:12,459 --> 01:37:13,668 Fine, as soon as you admit 2120 01:37:13,709 --> 01:37:15,334 the real reason you want to make movies. 2121 01:37:15,376 --> 01:37:17,668 Because it cuts through all the stupid high school social caste 2122 01:37:17,709 --> 01:37:18,668 system bullshit, OK? 2123 01:37:18,709 --> 01:37:20,334 OK. 2124 01:37:20,376 --> 01:37:22,501 It gets past all those stupid goddamn armor everyone wears. 2125 01:37:22,543 --> 01:37:23,668 Go on. 2126 01:37:23,709 --> 01:37:25,209 When you're watching a movie, you're 2127 01:37:25,251 --> 01:37:27,334 sitting with 500 people who wouldn't even sit next to you 2128 01:37:27,376 --> 01:37:28,501 in lunch. 2129 01:37:28,543 --> 01:37:30,376 And you're laughing at the same jokes, 2130 01:37:30,418 --> 01:37:32,418 and crying at the same painful moments, 2131 01:37:32,459 --> 01:37:34,168 and you're jumping at the same scares. 2132 01:37:34,209 --> 01:37:36,501 There aren't any cliques in the movie theater. 2133 01:37:36,543 --> 01:37:39,709 There aren't any jocks, or geeks, or nerds, or brains, OK? 2134 01:37:39,751 --> 01:37:41,334 And as long as it's dark, and there's 2135 01:37:41,376 --> 01:37:43,209 something you've never seen before on the screen, 2136 01:37:43,251 --> 01:37:46,543 it's like you're family, where nobody 2137 01:37:46,584 --> 01:37:49,709 yells or fights or leaves. 2138 01:37:53,959 --> 01:37:55,209 Oh, shit. 2139 01:37:57,793 --> 01:37:59,376 You know, years from now, are you 2140 01:37:59,418 --> 01:38:01,376 going to pay someone hundreds of dollars 2141 01:38:01,418 --> 01:38:03,668 to do what I just did for free? 2142 01:38:03,709 --> 01:38:06,043 [laughter] 2143 01:38:09,209 --> 01:38:10,834 Congratulations. It's a fist. 2144 01:38:10,876 --> 01:38:11,834 [laughter] 2145 01:38:11,876 --> 01:38:13,334 You've got her hand out? 2146 01:38:13,376 --> 01:38:15,001 Oh, no problem with that. 2147 01:38:15,043 --> 01:38:16,876 Doctor gave her a little muscle relaxant. 2148 01:38:25,376 --> 01:38:26,418 Here. 2149 01:38:26,459 --> 01:38:28,168 You may need just for the drool. 2150 01:38:28,209 --> 01:38:29,543 [laughter] 2151 01:38:32,751 --> 01:38:35,084 What? 2152 01:38:35,126 --> 01:38:36,709 Come on, I'll take you home. 2153 01:38:36,751 --> 01:38:38,251 Wait, what about "Star Wars?" 2154 01:38:38,293 --> 01:38:40,043 Gah! 2155 01:38:40,084 --> 01:38:43,001 It's dark in the theater. 2156 01:38:43,043 --> 01:38:44,543 [music playing] 2157 01:38:44,584 --> 01:38:48,668 [SINGING] Music Radio WLS Chicago. 2158 01:38:48,709 --> 01:38:51,209 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE"] 2159 01:38:57,418 --> 01:38:59,668 It's me. 2160 01:38:59,709 --> 01:39:02,001 I told you not to call. 2161 01:39:02,043 --> 01:39:03,001 I know. 2162 01:39:03,043 --> 01:39:04,209 I'm sorry. 2163 01:39:04,251 --> 01:39:09,168 It's just-- I realized something tonight. 2164 01:39:09,209 --> 01:39:12,334 I thought that it was going to be the most important day 2165 01:39:12,376 --> 01:39:15,709 of my life because it would finally give me the strength 2166 01:39:15,751 --> 01:39:20,751 to go out to LA and start up a life I thought we both wanted. 2167 01:39:20,793 --> 01:39:23,501 But when today finally came, it wasn't enough 2168 01:39:23,543 --> 01:39:25,501 for me to just see "Star Wars" by myself. 2169 01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:28,334 I felt I had to take everyone I knew with me because I think 2170 01:39:28,376 --> 01:39:30,584 what I really wanted was for everyone 2171 01:39:30,626 --> 01:39:34,334 to finally understand me and approve of me. 2172 01:39:34,376 --> 01:39:37,668 So that it would change this place enough, in my mind 2173 01:39:37,709 --> 01:39:43,876 and in my heart, that I wouldn't have to leave it because I 2174 01:39:43,918 --> 01:39:45,334 don't really want to go. 2175 01:39:45,376 --> 01:39:47,168 [SINGING] There were dreams we kept inside. 2176 01:39:47,209 --> 01:39:48,293 I just want to belong. 2177 01:39:50,376 --> 01:39:51,543 OK, Linda-chan. 2178 01:39:51,584 --> 01:39:53,709 I go to work now. 2179 01:39:53,751 --> 01:39:55,001 OK. 2180 01:39:55,043 --> 01:39:56,376 Drive carefully, mom. 2181 01:40:00,084 --> 01:40:05,709 [SINGING] I can't get there from here. 2182 01:40:05,751 --> 01:40:07,001 And you can't-- 2183 01:40:07,043 --> 01:40:09,168 Pat, you've been waiting a really long time 2184 01:40:09,209 --> 01:40:11,001 for this night. 2185 01:40:11,043 --> 01:40:15,001 And maybe I didn't seem as interested as you sometimes, 2186 01:40:15,043 --> 01:40:18,543 but I really did want to be with you the first time. 2187 01:40:21,251 --> 01:40:22,834 And I really want to be with you. 2188 01:40:22,876 --> 01:40:25,668 [SINGING] Nowhere. 2189 01:40:25,709 --> 01:40:27,834 OK, then. 2190 01:40:27,876 --> 01:40:29,668 Come and get me. 2191 01:40:29,709 --> 01:40:33,043 [SINGING] Touch the sky. 2192 01:40:33,084 --> 01:40:38,668 If you don't, when you grow old, you'll wonder why. 2193 01:40:38,709 --> 01:40:41,334 You did just what you were told. 2194 01:40:41,376 --> 01:40:44,876 No one will cry for you. 2195 01:40:44,918 --> 01:40:49,084 And all you do is long to fly. 2196 01:40:53,543 --> 01:40:56,084 I can see-- 2197 01:40:56,126 --> 01:40:57,501 Beam me up, Jody. 2198 01:40:57,543 --> 01:41:00,584 [SINGING] The final curtain calling, let it be. 2199 01:41:00,626 --> 01:41:03,168 [knocking] 2200 01:41:03,209 --> 01:41:07,501 [SINGING] Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2201 01:41:07,543 --> 01:41:09,334 You ready? 2202 01:41:09,376 --> 01:41:13,751 [SINGING] Don't let your fear push life beside. 2203 01:41:18,251 --> 01:41:23,834 I can't get there from here. 2204 01:41:23,876 --> 01:41:25,168 And you can't get-- 2205 01:41:25,209 --> 01:41:26,501 Oh. 2206 01:41:26,543 --> 01:41:30,001 [SINGING] --here from there. 2207 01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:35,418 And we can't go anywhere. 2208 01:41:35,459 --> 01:41:36,834 Why the long face? 2209 01:41:36,876 --> 01:41:37,834 Ah! 2210 01:41:37,876 --> 01:41:38,834 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 2211 01:41:38,876 --> 01:41:39,918 I can't help it. 2212 01:41:39,959 --> 01:41:43,876 Making jokes, it's what I do. 2213 01:41:43,918 --> 01:41:45,209 Duh. 2214 01:41:48,918 --> 01:41:50,834 Are you sure about this? 2215 01:41:50,876 --> 01:41:53,001 Uh huh. 2216 01:41:53,043 --> 01:41:57,834 [SINGING] Far beyond all the things we know. 2217 01:41:57,876 --> 01:41:58,876 Mm-mm. 2218 01:41:58,918 --> 01:42:01,168 Wait. 2219 01:42:01,209 --> 01:42:04,334 [SINGING] The world of our dreams. 2220 01:42:04,376 --> 01:42:05,376 [television chatter] 2221 01:42:05,418 --> 01:42:06,834 [SINGING] Calling to us-- 2222 01:42:06,876 --> 01:42:08,084 You want to watch baseball? 2223 01:42:08,126 --> 01:42:10,209 [SINGING] --but we don't go. 2224 01:42:10,251 --> 01:42:13,334 I want the neighbors to think we're watching baseball. 2225 01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:18,168 Plus, it'll cover any, you know, noise we might make. 2226 01:42:18,209 --> 01:42:19,543 Now, close your eyes. 2227 01:42:19,584 --> 01:42:23,876 [SINGING] You can't get here from there. 2228 01:42:23,918 --> 01:42:30,001 And we can't go anywhere. 2229 01:42:30,043 --> 01:42:36,834 As long as we're still standing on the road that leads nowhere. 2230 01:42:36,876 --> 01:42:40,668 When I was a kid, they used to show these short films 2231 01:42:40,709 --> 01:42:42,376 before the feature called serials, 2232 01:42:42,418 --> 01:42:44,001 and they weren't very good. 2233 01:42:44,043 --> 01:42:46,834 In fact, they were actually kind of terrible in a wonderful sort 2234 01:42:46,876 --> 01:42:49,334 of way because you could almost imagine the actors suddenly 2235 01:42:49,376 --> 01:42:51,001 turning to look out at you and saying, 2236 01:42:51,043 --> 01:42:53,334 look, we know you can tell we made these sets out 2237 01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:56,584 of cardboard, and we know you can see the wires holding up 2238 01:42:56,626 --> 01:43:01,418 our spaceships, but look how much fun we're having. 2239 01:43:03,376 --> 01:43:07,043 And those stupid little films meant more to me 2240 01:43:07,084 --> 01:43:11,876 than any big budget Hollywood extravaganza 2241 01:43:11,918 --> 01:43:14,876 because they gave me hope that, with a little allowance, 2242 01:43:14,918 --> 01:43:21,584 a little ingenuity, and a little stolen time with my dad's 2243 01:43:21,626 --> 01:43:24,084 old wind-up movie camera, I could make movies too. 2244 01:43:24,126 --> 01:43:25,501 And I did. 2245 01:43:25,543 --> 01:43:28,334 Boy, did I. 2246 01:43:28,376 --> 01:43:31,668 How much do you want to be a director, Patrick? 2247 01:43:31,709 --> 01:43:35,209 I want it more than anything I've ever wanted in my life. 2248 01:43:35,251 --> 01:43:37,168 Are you-- are you really sure about this? 2249 01:43:37,209 --> 01:43:40,043 Do you need to be one? 2250 01:43:44,584 --> 01:43:46,251 Then you might just make it. 2251 01:43:48,918 --> 01:43:49,918 You really think so? 2252 01:43:51,959 --> 01:43:54,668 If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. 2253 01:43:54,709 --> 01:43:56,418 [thunder] 2254 01:44:04,376 --> 01:44:05,626 So how was it? 2255 01:44:08,751 --> 01:44:11,168 It was amazing. 2256 01:44:11,209 --> 01:44:13,168 How about for you? 2257 01:44:13,209 --> 01:44:15,668 I meant "Star Wars." 2258 01:44:15,709 --> 01:44:18,168 Oh. 2259 01:44:18,209 --> 01:44:20,168 I don't know. 2260 01:44:20,209 --> 01:44:21,543 Too many things came up. 2261 01:44:23,709 --> 01:44:26,168 You could go tomorrow. 2262 01:44:26,209 --> 01:44:28,043 I could maybe get off work. 2263 01:44:28,084 --> 01:44:30,751 No, I have to work. 2264 01:44:30,793 --> 01:44:35,751 I got to start saving up for everything we want. 2265 01:44:37,709 --> 01:44:43,376 I'll try to see it on my next day off, if it's still playing. 2266 01:44:45,209 --> 01:44:46,918 The crowd's loving it. 2267 01:44:46,959 --> 01:44:50,876 Now the big guy, hitting .342 with 92 RBIs. 2268 01:44:50,918 --> 01:44:53,376 More baseball after these messages. 2269 01:44:53,418 --> 01:44:54,918 Hey, Pete Rose, what do men really 2270 01:44:54,959 --> 01:44:56,709 want from his after shave? 2271 01:44:56,751 --> 01:44:58,584 Are you sorry we did this? 2272 01:44:58,626 --> 01:44:59,834 No. 2273 01:44:59,876 --> 01:45:03,084 No fancy perfumes or fancy bottles. 2274 01:45:03,126 --> 01:45:04,751 Did you want to wait till you get 2275 01:45:04,793 --> 01:45:06,834 married before your first time? 2276 01:45:06,876 --> 01:45:08,001 Uh-uh. 2277 01:45:08,043 --> 01:45:09,376 A man wants to smell like a man. 2278 01:45:09,418 --> 01:45:11,543 That's why I like-- 2279 01:45:11,584 --> 01:45:13,834 And so Refreshing and masculine. 2280 01:45:13,876 --> 01:45:15,168 What? What? 2281 01:45:15,209 --> 01:45:16,334 What did I say? 2282 01:45:16,376 --> 01:45:17,543 Shut up. Just shut up, OK? 2283 01:45:17,584 --> 01:45:18,918 What? 2284 01:45:18,959 --> 01:45:20,251 What? 2285 01:45:20,293 --> 01:45:21,501 What did I do? 2286 01:45:21,543 --> 01:45:22,918 You didn't do anything. 2287 01:45:22,959 --> 01:45:25,126 OK, well then tell me what's wrong. 2288 01:45:29,959 --> 01:45:31,876 This wasn't my first time. 2289 01:45:34,376 --> 01:45:36,501 Oh. 2290 01:45:36,543 --> 01:45:38,834 Well, that's OK. 2291 01:45:38,876 --> 01:45:39,918 No, it's not. 2292 01:45:39,959 --> 01:45:41,084 I don't care. 2293 01:45:41,126 --> 01:45:42,168 I care. 2294 01:45:42,209 --> 01:45:43,168 Why? 2295 01:45:43,209 --> 01:45:44,584 Why? 2296 01:45:44,626 --> 01:45:47,084 What does it matter what we did before we met, right? 2297 01:45:47,126 --> 01:45:48,834 I don't have to be your first. 2298 01:45:48,876 --> 01:45:51,001 I just have to be your best and your last. 2299 01:45:51,043 --> 01:45:52,043 It matters! 2300 01:45:55,043 --> 01:45:56,209 What? 2301 01:45:58,376 --> 01:46:08,751 It matters because my first time was 2302 01:46:08,793 --> 01:46:10,459 while you were in Hollywood. 2303 01:46:15,876 --> 01:46:18,001 I didn't know if you'd be coming back. 2304 01:46:18,043 --> 01:46:20,834 You were so excited about going and maybe getting a job. 2305 01:46:20,876 --> 01:46:24,168 I didn't know you'd come back just for me. 2306 01:46:24,209 --> 01:46:26,001 You were the only reason I came back, OK? 2307 01:46:26,043 --> 01:46:27,084 You said you loved me. 2308 01:46:27,126 --> 01:46:28,334 I do love you. 2309 01:46:28,376 --> 01:46:30,168 Well, you have a funny way of showing it. 2310 01:46:30,209 --> 01:46:32,168 You know, this wasn't your first time either. 2311 01:46:32,209 --> 01:46:33,168 Yeah, it was. 2312 01:46:33,209 --> 01:46:34,501 No, it wasn't. 2313 01:46:34,543 --> 01:46:36,543 Your first time was the day you saw the coming 2314 01:46:36,584 --> 01:46:37,668 attractions for "Star Wars." 2315 01:46:37,709 --> 01:46:39,084 What? 2316 01:46:39,126 --> 01:46:41,418 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "DON'T LET IT SHOW"] 2317 01:46:41,459 --> 01:46:43,043 When it was over, I looked over at you, 2318 01:46:43,084 --> 01:46:44,334 and you had tears in your eyes. 2319 01:46:44,376 --> 01:46:45,668 So? 2320 01:46:45,709 --> 01:46:48,584 So how could I ever hope to compete with that? 2321 01:46:48,626 --> 01:46:50,251 Why Tony? 2322 01:46:50,293 --> 01:46:51,376 Huh? 2323 01:46:51,418 --> 01:46:53,209 What the hell is so great about him? 2324 01:46:53,251 --> 01:46:55,001 Is it his car, or his gold chains, 2325 01:46:55,043 --> 01:46:56,334 or his feeble little mustache? 2326 01:46:56,376 --> 01:46:57,584 His zip code. 2327 01:46:57,626 --> 01:46:58,584 What? 2328 01:46:58,626 --> 01:46:59,668 He's here. 2329 01:46:59,709 --> 01:47:01,084 I am here. 2330 01:47:01,126 --> 01:47:05,376 But he's not going anywhere, and I'm OK with that. 2331 01:47:05,418 --> 01:47:06,959 In fact, it's what I want. 2332 01:47:07,001 --> 01:47:10,084 [SINGING] Though it's getting harder to take what they say, 2333 01:47:10,126 --> 01:47:13,918 just let it go. 2334 01:47:13,959 --> 01:47:16,126 Just let it go. 2335 01:47:20,084 --> 01:47:24,334 And if it hurts when they mention my name, 2336 01:47:24,376 --> 01:47:27,251 say you don't know me. 2337 01:47:27,293 --> 01:47:30,876 And if it helps when they say I'm to blame, 2338 01:47:30,918 --> 01:47:33,001 say you don't own me. 2339 01:47:33,043 --> 01:47:35,834 Just remember something, life doesn't 2340 01:47:35,876 --> 01:47:40,834 move at 24 frames per second. 2341 01:47:40,876 --> 01:47:42,501 It moves a lot faster. 2342 01:47:42,543 --> 01:47:44,543 [SINGING] Even if it's taking the easy way out. 2343 01:47:44,584 --> 01:47:46,168 And on this picture-- 2344 01:47:46,209 --> 01:47:47,668 [SINGING] Keep it inside of you. 2345 01:47:47,709 --> 01:47:49,168 You only get one roll film. 2346 01:47:49,209 --> 01:47:50,709 [SINGING] Don't give in. 2347 01:47:50,751 --> 01:47:54,084 Don't tell them anything. 2348 01:47:54,126 --> 01:47:58,918 Don't let it-- don't let it show. 2349 01:48:15,043 --> 01:48:20,001 Even though you know it's the wrong thing to say, 2350 01:48:20,043 --> 01:48:25,084 say you don't care, say you don't care. 2351 01:48:29,084 --> 01:48:33,918 Even if you want to believe there's a way, 2352 01:48:33,959 --> 01:48:37,668 I won't be there. 2353 01:48:37,709 --> 01:48:40,209 I won't be there. 2354 01:48:43,543 --> 01:48:48,001 But if you smile when they mention my name, 2355 01:48:48,043 --> 01:48:51,251 they'll never know you. 2356 01:48:51,293 --> 01:48:55,168 And if you laugh when they say I'm to blame, 2357 01:48:55,209 --> 01:48:58,251 they'll never own you. 2358 01:48:58,293 --> 01:48:59,959 Ooh. 2359 01:49:03,876 --> 01:49:05,584 Hey. 2360 01:49:05,626 --> 01:49:08,709 [SINGING] Even if you feel you've got nothing to hide. 2361 01:49:08,751 --> 01:49:10,501 Mom wants us to go grocery shopping. 2362 01:49:10,543 --> 01:49:12,001 [SINGING] Keep it inside of you. 2363 01:49:12,043 --> 01:49:13,168 Don't give in. 2364 01:49:13,209 --> 01:49:14,251 Come on. 2365 01:49:14,293 --> 01:49:16,834 [SINGING] Don't tell them anything. 2366 01:49:16,876 --> 01:49:18,168 Why are you helping me? 2367 01:49:18,209 --> 01:49:19,584 [SINGING] Don't let it-- 2368 01:49:19,626 --> 01:49:22,084 Because numbskull, how could you leave without a car? 2369 01:49:22,126 --> 01:49:24,376 [SINGING] Don't let it show. 2370 01:49:30,251 --> 01:49:31,251 Bye. 2371 01:49:33,709 --> 01:49:35,251 [engine revving] 2372 01:49:46,376 --> 01:49:49,501 Patrick Read Johnson! 2373 01:49:49,543 --> 01:49:52,376 What are you still doing in your backyard? 2374 01:50:01,459 --> 01:50:03,126 [dog barking] 2375 01:50:07,876 --> 01:50:13,501 [crickets chirping] 2376 01:50:13,543 --> 01:50:15,793 [barking] 2377 01:50:20,209 --> 01:50:22,001 Where do you think you're going? 2378 01:50:22,043 --> 01:50:24,834 To get my car. 2379 01:50:24,876 --> 01:50:27,084 Is that so? 2380 01:50:27,126 --> 01:50:29,834 Yeah, I paid all I'm going to pay for it. 2381 01:50:29,876 --> 01:50:33,668 Besides, you don't need to hold it hostage anymore. 2382 01:50:33,709 --> 01:50:35,376 I'm not going to stop you. 2383 01:50:35,418 --> 01:50:37,209 Scrawny piece of shit. 2384 01:50:37,251 --> 01:50:40,668 You couldn't stop rain from hitting the ground. 2385 01:50:40,709 --> 01:50:46,376 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, I'll try to gain weight, 2386 01:50:46,418 --> 01:50:48,001 you try to gain intelligence. 2387 01:50:48,043 --> 01:50:49,501 We'll see who wins. 2388 01:50:49,543 --> 01:50:51,543 Huh, I already know who wins, and it ain't you. 2389 01:50:51,584 --> 01:50:52,668 And you're going down. 2390 01:50:52,709 --> 01:50:54,209 Oh. 2391 01:50:54,251 --> 01:50:56,043 [music playing] 2392 01:50:57,876 --> 01:50:59,834 Get up. 2393 01:50:59,876 --> 01:51:02,043 Oh, jeez, Tony. 2394 01:51:02,084 --> 01:51:04,501 Down, up, make up your mind. 2395 01:51:04,543 --> 01:51:06,501 I said get up. 2396 01:51:06,543 --> 01:51:08,668 It's time someone kicked your ass. 2397 01:51:08,709 --> 01:51:10,168 What's wrong? 2398 01:51:10,209 --> 01:51:12,168 Don't you think you've done enough to me? 2399 01:51:12,209 --> 01:51:13,584 What are you talking about? 2400 01:51:13,626 --> 01:51:16,209 You knew that Linda was scared to go with me, 2401 01:51:16,251 --> 01:51:19,001 and you played on it until you finally brought her down 2402 01:51:19,043 --> 01:51:21,251 to your level. 2403 01:51:21,293 --> 01:51:23,543 My level? 2404 01:51:23,584 --> 01:51:26,001 Oh! 2405 01:51:26,043 --> 01:51:27,584 What's my level, huh? 2406 01:51:30,043 --> 01:51:31,584 I work for a living. 2407 01:51:31,626 --> 01:51:35,168 I don't expect the world owes me fame and fortune like you. 2408 01:51:35,209 --> 01:51:37,668 You know, you think because you can direct little Super 8 2409 01:51:37,709 --> 01:51:39,418 movies you can direct how people's lives are 2410 01:51:39,459 --> 01:51:40,584 going to turn out? 2411 01:51:40,626 --> 01:51:41,834 I mean, come on. 2412 01:51:41,876 --> 01:51:43,668 How are you going to direct your way out 2413 01:51:43,709 --> 01:51:46,043 of me dislocating your shoulder if I want to, huh? 2414 01:51:46,084 --> 01:51:47,876 How are you going to direct your way out 2415 01:51:47,918 --> 01:51:49,543 of me shoving your face into the dirt 2416 01:51:49,584 --> 01:51:51,084 until you choked to death, if I want? 2417 01:51:51,126 --> 01:51:52,668 Huh? 2418 01:51:52,709 --> 01:51:56,501 Your brain may think of better fantasies than mine, 2419 01:51:56,543 --> 01:51:59,334 but it ain't going to think of nothing if I beat it out 2420 01:51:59,376 --> 01:52:02,001 of your head with a fucking tire iron now, is it? 2421 01:52:02,043 --> 01:52:04,043 Is it? 2422 01:52:04,084 --> 01:52:05,668 Oh! 2423 01:52:05,709 --> 01:52:09,043 [coughs] 2424 01:52:09,084 --> 01:52:11,834 Never fuck with a Kubrick fan. 2425 01:52:11,876 --> 01:52:13,334 A what? 2426 01:52:13,376 --> 01:52:16,668 We may be geeks on the outside, but on the inside, 2427 01:52:16,709 --> 01:52:18,334 we're all killer apes. 2428 01:52:18,376 --> 01:52:20,001 You're fucking nuts is what you are. 2429 01:52:20,043 --> 01:52:21,584 Oh, no, I'm not nuts. 2430 01:52:21,626 --> 01:52:23,001 I'm evolved. 2431 01:52:23,043 --> 01:52:26,001 My ancestors touched the monolith. 2432 01:52:26,043 --> 01:52:28,668 Your ancestors watched. 2433 01:52:28,709 --> 01:52:29,834 Jesus, back off, man. 2434 01:52:29,876 --> 01:52:30,876 Jesus. 2435 01:52:30,918 --> 01:52:32,543 You mated with my mate. 2436 01:52:32,584 --> 01:52:33,668 What? 2437 01:52:33,709 --> 01:52:35,834 You rained on my evolutionary parade. 2438 01:52:35,876 --> 01:52:38,084 No, wait, wait. 2439 01:52:38,126 --> 01:52:40,501 You want to compete with me for scarce resources 2440 01:52:40,543 --> 01:52:43,334 on this dusty African plane? 2441 01:52:43,376 --> 01:52:44,959 Well, step to the plate. 2442 01:52:47,709 --> 01:52:49,168 I am Moon Watcher. 2443 01:52:49,209 --> 01:52:50,501 Hear me roar. 2444 01:52:50,543 --> 01:52:51,709 No, stop! 2445 01:52:51,751 --> 01:52:53,251 We didn't really do it, OK? 2446 01:52:53,293 --> 01:52:55,001 I tried, but she wouldn't go for it. 2447 01:52:55,043 --> 01:52:56,501 She said she was in love with you. 2448 01:52:56,543 --> 01:52:58,501 She wanted to be with you, I swear. 2449 01:52:58,543 --> 01:52:59,668 She waited for you. 2450 01:52:59,709 --> 01:53:02,668 We never did it. 2451 01:53:02,709 --> 01:53:05,168 Than why would she tell me you did? 2452 01:53:05,209 --> 01:53:06,918 [triumphant music] 2453 01:53:36,959 --> 01:53:40,126 [engine rumbling] 2454 01:53:46,459 --> 01:53:49,918 Popcorns, two Cokes, and one Sugar Baby. 2455 01:53:52,459 --> 01:53:54,876 Is this film ever going to stop showing here? 2456 01:53:57,543 --> 01:53:58,626 OK, bye. 2457 01:54:06,584 --> 01:54:07,876 What are you doing here? 2458 01:54:10,543 --> 01:54:13,001 Why is that up there? 2459 01:54:13,043 --> 01:54:15,043 Why is what up where? 2460 01:54:16,543 --> 01:54:22,418 That, that-- that's not-- that's not what's playing here. 2461 01:54:22,459 --> 01:54:23,834 Yes, it is. 2462 01:54:23,876 --> 01:54:27,084 Todd, OK. 2463 01:54:27,126 --> 01:54:29,668 I know you're most likely messing with me right now. 2464 01:54:29,709 --> 01:54:30,668 And it's funny. 2465 01:54:30,709 --> 01:54:31,793 It really is. 2466 01:54:31,834 --> 01:54:33,709 And any other day, I would laugh at it. 2467 01:54:33,751 --> 01:54:36,834 I would find it thoroughly amusing. 2468 01:54:36,876 --> 01:54:40,209 This is the thing, I just want you to tell me 2469 01:54:40,251 --> 01:54:41,918 that "Star Wars" is playing here, 2470 01:54:41,959 --> 01:54:44,876 and then we can just, you know, be friends after that. 2471 01:54:44,918 --> 01:54:47,168 And I just want you to be honest with me now. 2472 01:54:47,209 --> 01:54:48,418 Please, buddy. 2473 01:54:48,459 --> 01:54:50,168 Todd, I love you. 2474 01:54:50,209 --> 01:54:52,668 Come on, just tell me what's playing here. 2475 01:54:52,709 --> 01:54:53,668 "Star Wars," right? 2476 01:54:53,709 --> 01:54:54,584 "Star Wars." 2477 01:54:56,709 --> 01:54:58,334 "Star Wars?" 2478 01:54:58,376 --> 01:55:01,334 Yes, yes! 2479 01:55:01,376 --> 01:55:03,501 "Star Wars." 2480 01:55:03,543 --> 01:55:05,251 OK, you know what? 2481 01:55:05,293 --> 01:55:06,668 Look. 2482 01:55:06,709 --> 01:55:08,334 "Star Wars!" 2483 01:55:08,376 --> 01:55:12,584 "Star Wars" starts today, today, at theaters everywhere. 2484 01:55:15,209 --> 01:55:16,793 Theaters everywhere. 2485 01:55:20,251 --> 01:55:23,001 This isn't everywhere. 2486 01:55:23,043 --> 01:55:25,834 [laughs] This is Lake County. 2487 01:55:25,876 --> 01:55:35,668 [laughs] Everywhere. 2488 01:55:35,709 --> 01:55:36,668 Todd. 2489 01:55:36,709 --> 01:55:39,709 [laughs] Oh. 2490 01:55:39,751 --> 01:55:40,834 Todd. 2491 01:55:40,876 --> 01:55:42,084 Oh, really killing me. 2492 01:55:42,126 --> 01:55:43,084 Todd. 2493 01:55:43,126 --> 01:55:44,084 [laughs] 2494 01:55:44,126 --> 01:55:45,709 Todd. 2495 01:55:48,959 --> 01:55:50,959 [engine revving] 2496 01:55:57,043 --> 01:55:58,334 [bell ringing] 2497 01:55:58,376 --> 01:55:59,584 [music playing] 2498 01:56:04,209 --> 01:56:07,126 Your muttloaf, sir. 2499 01:56:19,543 --> 01:56:22,084 What are you doing here, Johnson? 2500 01:56:22,126 --> 01:56:24,334 Eating muttloaf. 2501 01:56:24,376 --> 01:56:26,543 Huh. 2502 01:56:26,584 --> 01:56:28,709 Well, it's Senior Skip Day. 2503 01:56:28,751 --> 01:56:32,334 Why aren't you skipping? 2504 01:56:32,376 --> 01:56:33,876 More muttloaf for me. 2505 01:56:37,709 --> 01:56:39,626 You're a weird kid, Johnson. 2506 01:56:48,376 --> 01:56:52,251 Not weird enough, apparently. 2507 01:56:52,293 --> 01:56:54,751 Don't underestimate yourself, Patty. 2508 01:56:56,459 --> 01:56:58,334 Let's go. 2509 01:56:58,376 --> 01:57:00,709 Where? 2510 01:57:00,751 --> 01:57:05,709 Someplace dark and quiet, where I can take away your virginity. 2511 01:57:08,209 --> 01:57:09,793 Well, you're too late. 2512 01:57:11,209 --> 01:57:13,501 I don't think so. 2513 01:57:13,543 --> 01:57:15,293 [music playing] 2514 01:57:28,584 --> 01:57:31,334 The lobby cards are gone, and I still want all of the posters. 2515 01:57:31,376 --> 01:57:33,043 They just picked the locks and ripped them 2516 01:57:33,084 --> 01:57:34,334 right out of the cases. 2517 01:57:34,376 --> 01:57:36,501 I was afraid they were going to take the film, 2518 01:57:36,543 --> 01:57:38,751 so I put Eddie on guard outside the projection booth. 2519 01:57:38,793 --> 01:57:40,168 Hey, hey, balcony's closed! 2520 01:57:40,209 --> 01:57:42,084 [music playing] 2521 01:58:01,709 --> 01:58:04,709 [20TH CENTURY FOX INTRODUCTION THEME] 2522 01:58:04,751 --> 01:58:06,793 [applause and cheering] 2523 01:58:17,876 --> 01:58:20,209 Just don't forget I did this. 2524 01:58:20,251 --> 01:58:21,751 Never. 2525 01:58:21,793 --> 01:58:23,543 [star wars introduction theme] 2526 01:58:46,418 --> 01:58:48,209 Patrick Reed Johnson! 2527 01:58:58,043 --> 01:58:59,293 What happened? 2528 01:59:07,918 --> 01:59:10,959 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS PROJECT, "BLUE BLUE SKY"] 2529 01:59:21,751 --> 01:59:27,209 Just remember, if you end up seeing farther than others, 2530 01:59:27,251 --> 01:59:30,459 it's only because you've stood upon the shoulders of Giants. 2531 01:59:32,543 --> 01:59:34,043 Who are you? 2532 01:59:37,418 --> 01:59:39,668 See ya. 2533 01:59:39,709 --> 01:59:41,168 [SINGING] I only know-- 2534 01:59:41,209 --> 01:59:42,334 Hey, buddy. 2535 01:59:42,376 --> 01:59:43,918 [SINGING] --what I can see. 2536 01:59:43,959 --> 01:59:46,918 Make good movies and watch out for girls. 2537 01:59:46,959 --> 01:59:48,251 Oh, I'll try. 2538 01:59:48,293 --> 01:59:49,584 Have a nice trip. 2539 01:59:49,626 --> 01:59:51,334 [SINGING] So I imagine what could be. 2540 01:59:51,376 --> 01:59:52,501 He'll be back in a week. 2541 01:59:52,543 --> 01:59:53,959 Shut up, Jody. 2542 01:59:56,751 --> 01:59:59,084 [SINGING] Where the horizon cuts the air-- 2543 01:59:59,126 --> 02:00:01,918 You don't have to say anything. 2544 02:00:01,959 --> 02:00:03,584 Yeah, I did. 2545 02:00:03,626 --> 02:00:05,084 [SINGING] --look for me out there. 2546 02:00:05,126 --> 02:00:07,168 Thank you. 2547 02:00:07,209 --> 02:00:11,001 [SINGING] Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2548 02:00:11,043 --> 02:00:12,668 Go on. 2549 02:00:12,709 --> 02:00:15,376 Go West, young man. 2550 02:00:15,418 --> 02:00:17,251 I'll shout if I need you. 2551 02:00:17,293 --> 02:00:21,251 [SINGING] Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2552 02:00:24,876 --> 02:00:34,043 If I could kiss this Earth goodbye, 2553 02:00:34,084 --> 02:00:46,876 and cruise the neverending sky, where the horizon cuts the air. 2554 02:00:46,918 --> 02:00:50,043 Wait for me down there. 2555 02:00:51,626 --> 02:00:57,209 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2556 02:00:57,251 --> 02:00:59,543 Whoa. 2557 02:01:00,751 --> 02:01:07,376 Someday I'll touch the blue, blue sky. 2558 02:01:26,584 --> 02:01:27,876 Hey. 2559 02:01:36,959 --> 02:01:38,709 Forgot something. 2560 02:01:50,709 --> 02:01:53,168 Why didn't you just give me this last week? 2561 02:01:53,209 --> 02:01:56,834 Because you didn't really need it last week. 2562 02:01:56,876 --> 02:01:59,168 Now you do. 2563 02:01:59,209 --> 02:02:03,209 Practicality, Pat, that's what I'm all about. 2564 02:02:03,251 --> 02:02:07,418 I'll leave the fantasy stuff up to you, Mr. Hollywood. 2565 02:02:07,459 --> 02:02:14,043 Hollywood's just my monolith. 2566 02:02:14,084 --> 02:02:15,501 It might be a door. 2567 02:02:15,543 --> 02:02:17,334 It might be a wall. 2568 02:02:17,376 --> 02:02:18,918 I won't know till I touch it. 2569 02:02:18,959 --> 02:02:21,834 What the hell are you talking about? 2570 02:02:21,876 --> 02:02:24,043 Forget it. 2571 02:02:26,293 --> 02:02:29,126 Just don't come back as a giant baby floating over the Earth. 2572 02:02:44,376 --> 02:02:46,543 [engine revving] 2573 02:03:36,126 --> 02:03:40,043 [MUSIC - RINGO STARR, "PHOTOGRAPH"] 2574 02:03:48,543 --> 02:03:52,376 [SINGING] Every time I see your face, 2575 02:03:52,418 --> 02:03:57,084 it reminds me of places we used to go. 2576 02:04:00,959 --> 02:04:06,584 All I've got is a photograph, and I realize 2577 02:04:06,626 --> 02:04:09,709 you're not coming back anymore. 2578 02:04:14,209 --> 02:04:22,334 I thought I'd make it the day you went away, 2579 02:04:22,376 --> 02:04:29,543 but I can't make it till you come home again to stay. 2580 02:04:32,084 --> 02:04:37,501 I can't get used to living here while my heart is broke. 2581 02:04:37,543 --> 02:04:40,293 My tears I cried for you. 2582 02:04:44,251 --> 02:04:50,334 I want you here to have and hold as the years and go by 2583 02:04:50,376 --> 02:04:53,959 and we grow old and gray. 2584 02:05:05,543 --> 02:05:10,418 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2585 02:05:10,459 --> 02:05:14,043 of the places we used to go. 2586 02:05:17,959 --> 02:05:21,334 All I've got is a photograph. 2587 02:05:21,376 --> 02:05:26,584 And I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2588 02:05:30,376 --> 02:05:35,209 Every time I see your face, it reminds me 2589 02:05:35,251 --> 02:05:39,376 of the places we used to go. 2590 02:05:42,293 --> 02:05:46,251 But all I've got is a photograph, 2591 02:05:46,293 --> 02:05:51,126 and I realize you're not coming back anymore. 2592 02:06:14,043 --> 02:06:15,751 [applause and cheering] 2593 02:06:15,793 --> 02:06:17,001 Thank you. 2594 02:06:17,043 --> 02:06:18,834 Thank you very much. 2595 02:06:18,876 --> 02:06:21,876 [MUSIC - ALAN PARSONS, "I CAN'T GET THERE FROM HERE"] 2596 02:07:00,543 --> 02:07:02,709 [SINGING] Seize the day. 2597 02:07:04,293 --> 02:07:07,043 That was what you always told me. 2598 02:07:07,084 --> 02:07:12,834 Find a way you would say as you would hold me. 2599 02:07:12,876 --> 02:07:16,418 Get away from here. 2600 02:07:16,459 --> 02:07:21,043 It's oh so clear, you can't stay. 2601 02:07:24,959 --> 02:07:30,709 Long ago we were old enough to love 2602 02:07:30,751 --> 02:07:35,043 but not to know there were dreams 2603 02:07:35,084 --> 02:07:39,043 we kept inside but didn't show. 2604 02:07:39,084 --> 02:07:44,709 And now, we don't know how to let go. 2605 02:07:49,876 --> 02:08:01,168 I can't get there from here, and you can't get here from there. 2606 02:08:01,209 --> 02:08:09,168 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2607 02:08:09,209 --> 02:08:14,918 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2608 02:08:18,709 --> 02:08:20,626 Touch the sky. 2609 02:08:22,418 --> 02:08:24,918 If you don't when you grow old, you'll 2610 02:08:24,959 --> 02:08:30,501 wonder why you did just what you were told. 2611 02:08:30,543 --> 02:08:34,251 No one will cry for you. 2612 02:08:34,293 --> 02:08:39,084 If all you do is long to fly. 2613 02:08:42,376 --> 02:08:48,584 I can see our final curtain falling. 2614 02:08:48,626 --> 02:08:52,251 Let it be. 2615 02:08:52,293 --> 02:08:58,251 Listen to the voices calling out to all who hear. 2616 02:08:58,293 --> 02:09:02,709 Don't let your fear push life aside. 2617 02:09:07,543 --> 02:09:12,876 I can't get there from here. 2618 02:09:12,918 --> 02:09:19,209 And you can't get here from there. 2619 02:09:19,251 --> 02:09:27,209 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2620 02:09:27,251 --> 02:09:33,584 standing on this road that leads nowhere. 2621 02:09:38,584 --> 02:09:47,584 But out there it gleans far beyond all the things we know. 2622 02:09:50,709 --> 02:09:59,418 The world of our dreams calling to us, but we don't go. 2623 02:10:01,543 --> 02:10:07,251 I can't get there from here. 2624 02:10:07,293 --> 02:10:13,376 And you can't get here from there. 2625 02:10:13,418 --> 02:10:21,043 And we can't go anywhere as long as we're still 2626 02:10:21,084 --> 02:10:34,251 standing on the road that leads nowhere, 2627 02:10:34,293 --> 02:10:40,418 the road that leads nowhere.