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♪ Yo, yo ♪

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♪ I nobody name ♪

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♪ I'm so rare ♪
♪ I'm yo' pusher ♪

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♪ I'm the necktones ♪

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♪ And I just
Want to let you all know ♪

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♪ I'm yo' pusher ♪

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♪ The world is about
To feel somethin' ♪

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♪ I'm yo' pusher ♪

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♪ That they never felt before ♪

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[GUNSHOT]

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♪ Five, fo', fo' ♪

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♪ Hey... ♪

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B-RAD: Growing up
in the streets ain't no joke.

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There's crazy crime,

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drugs,

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and mad violence.

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Yeah, the streets is tough,

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but there ain't no streets
tougher than mine.

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The streets of...

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[GUNSHOT]

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Malibu.

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It's hardcore up in the 'Bu,
y'all,

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but it's just part
of the everyday struggle.

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Things go down here
people should never see.

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We got bag ladies,

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big ballers,

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everybody
strapped with a nine.

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This is my ghetto, the mall.

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Most of the time,

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the police won't even
come through.

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We got all sorts of sets
up in here.

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We got the beach boys,

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the ACCs, the Abused Children
of Celebrities,

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and this is my crew.

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That's my boy, Mocha.

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That brother
straight-up crazy.

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He did time in public school.

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That there is Hadji.

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He's the Beast
from the Middle East.

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And that's Monster.

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She had a big chip
on her shoulder...

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till she ate it.

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Hey, that's me, B-Rad G.

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I run things around here.

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Now, sometimes,
busters be disrespecting,

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and you can't punk out,

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no matter what the devil may
bring.

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Hey, yo, fool.

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We about to have
some hardcore drama

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go down
right about now.

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That's right.

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This our mall.
Always has been, always will be.

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Whoo whoo!

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Oh, Mr. Amerislani.

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Our clerk
accidentally gave you

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the wrong aromatherapy candles.

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Here you go.

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[SNIFFS]

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You validate parking?

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Of course, sir.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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We get ours.

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[GUNSHOT]

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That's my crib.

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It ain't much,
but it's all I got.

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And if you
elect me governor...

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That's my pops,
Bill Gluckman.

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He getting his campaign on.

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I got mad love for the man,
but he's old school.

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He needs to bring his word
to the street.

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That's where I come in.

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You see, friends...

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California is my family.

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And speaking of family,

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I want to introduce
my wife, Bess,

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and my daughter,
little Brenda.

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Where's your son, Brad?

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Yes, sir,
where is he?

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I... It-- He's--

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Uh, thank you
for your questions.

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Unfortunately,
we are out of time for today.

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[HIP-HOP BLARES]

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[WHIRRING]

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Yo, what's up, y'all?

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This is B-Rad G,
kicking it from 'Bu,

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representing...

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Hi, Pops, it's me,

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B-Rad.

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Hi, Brad.

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♪ We all gathered here
On this special occasion ♪

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♪ To listen to my pops
Teach you west-coast liaison ♪

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♪ When down as a candidate
So easy to pick ♪

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♪ Hear his chat
Or I'm going to get sick ♪

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♪ It's the wild, wild west
Up here in these streets ♪

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♪ And I'm a cowboy pimp
When I get between the sheets ♪

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♪ I got the sallies with the
Biggest heinies in my stable ♪

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♪ I want to ride 'em, boy
But sometimes I'm not able ♪

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♪ I kiss them on the neck
I kiss them on the mouth ♪

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♪ I move downtown
Till I go-- ♪

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Show's over.
That's it.

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The show's over.

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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B-RAD:
See that?

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I know how
to get the party started,

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and I know
my pops was loving it.

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No, it's a disaster.

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No, I talked to The Times
and the Chronicle,

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and they're going
to run it as a big joke.

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Oh, thank God!

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How in the hell
did this happen?

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I have no idea.

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I didn't even know
he was in town.

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Oh, for God's sake. We can't
keep tabs on this kid?

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Can anybody tell me
where this boy is?

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Hey, yo, pops.

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That was
off the hinges!

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I just got you
another million votes

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right there.

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What you doing here, son?

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Uh...

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Um, well,

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I knew
I had to show up

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in order for you
to blow up,

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so I called up
Captain Tony,

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he fired up
the Lear jizzy...

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and boo-yah!

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I'm in the hizzy.

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I'll be on
the campaign trizzy too,

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24/7.

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You know,
kissing babies and whatnot.

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Pound it.

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Yeah, all good.

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Tom, you down,
you gots...

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Okay, dude.

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I'll let you all
do your campaign thing.

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What up, bro.

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Oh, Bill...

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You need
to shut this down.

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You need
to tell your son

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that he cannot be
in your campaign, period.

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Oh, no,
wait a minute.

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I love his enthusiasm.

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I mean,
it's a little misguided,

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but...

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I mean, isn't there
something he can do

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for the campaign
where he can't hurt us?

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No.

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Uh, phones?

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No, no, no. No.

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No? Stuffing envelopes?

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Making signs?

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Signs.

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In Bill Gluckman's
administration,

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women are going
to have better health care.

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Women are going
to have better daycare.

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Yeah!
Yeah!

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And women will have better jobs.

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In fact, after today,
my campaign has a new slogan--

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[AUDIENCE GASPING]

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"Bill Gluckman is down

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with the bitches
and the hos"?

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It was supposed
to have read,

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"Women are first
with Gluckman."

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No, no. That's old school, Pops.

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You need to keep
your pimp hand strong.

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So, Bradley...

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Yo, why you keep
calling me that?

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Well, that's your name,
isn't it?

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It's my slave name, a'ight?

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I told you, like, 50 times.

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Okay.

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B-Rad.

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What's up?

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What are your goals, B-Rad?

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What do you want out of life?

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To be the biggest rapper
there ever was.

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You see, doc,
I got something to say,

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and I need the world to hear it.

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I'm a lyrisologist.

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Mm.

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I can rap
about anything.

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♪ Shrink-shrink
Blinkety-blink ♪

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♪ Tryin' to make me think ♪

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♪ Want to go to my sink ♪

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♪ And vomit ♪

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♪ Clean it up with Comet ♪

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♪ Earth is my plah-net ♪

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Mm-hmm.

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See? I'm the shiznit.

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I'll buy y'all cars.

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I see.

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When did you first
start feeling

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like you were this...

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shiznit?

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Aw, dang. Way back in the day.

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I had these beats in my head
since I was a little shorty.

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[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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[HIP-HOP PLAYING]

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Whoo.

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♪ To rock a rhyme ♪

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♪ To rock a rhyme that's
Right on time, it's tricky ♪

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B-RAD G: From then on,
it was hip-hop 24/7.

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As I was growing up,

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my parents and me
couldn't communicate,

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because they were always
on different channels.

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Finish those vegetables,
Bradley.

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Mm. They smell good.

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And you're not
going to be excused

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until you do.

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Forget y'all.

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Oh, that's it,
mister--

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♪ All across the land ♪

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♪ There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand ♪

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What I'm sensing, B...Rad,

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is that...

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your parents
weren't always there for you.

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Nope.

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That's ridiculous.

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Yeah. What about
your bar mitzvah?

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Hey, Brad.

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What's the theme
of your bar mitzvah?

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Star Wars? Baseball?
Superheroes?

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It's OPP, bitch.

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What?

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♪ You down with OPP? ♪
♪ Yeah, you know me ♪

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♪ You down with OPP?
♪ Yeah, you know me ♪

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♪ You down with OPP?
♪ Yeah, you know me ♪

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♪ Who's down with OPP? ♪
♪ Every last homey ♪

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♪ You down with OPP?
♪ Yeah, you know me ♪

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Bess.

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I think you want to share.

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B-Rad,

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you're a wonderful son.

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It's just that...

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Well...

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Bess, Bess, let's not
beat around the bush.

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Brad...

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Honey, your behavior
has become

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an embarrassment
to the family.

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Don't be hating.

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And I'm afraid

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I can't have you
on the campaign anymore.

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What?

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That's how it is?

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You done it now.

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Y'all just opened up
a big can of tough love.

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[DOOR SHUTS]

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What can we do, doctor?

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I don't know.

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This is the most advanced case
of "gangsta-phrenia"

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I've ever seen.

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Three colors
for our country.

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Where's the red?
Where's the red?

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Hey, Bill!
Hey, Bill.

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How'd it go with Dr. Feldman?

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Oh, it went great.

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He says if he sees Brad
five times a week

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for the next
three or four years,

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we should see
some real improvement.

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But, sir, the election
is eight weeks away.

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Right, good point.

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Yeah, but it's okay,
it's okay,

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because we've been brainstorming
some different approaches here,

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and we might have
something pretty solid.

267
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Well, I'm all ears.

268
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,049
Go.

269
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,059
Okay, uh, sir.

270
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,100
Brad acts ghetto, right?

271
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,230
But let's face it, he's never
been east of Beverly Hills.

272
00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:22,080
But what if
we give him

273
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,039
a little dose
of reality?

274
00:10:24,059 --> 00:10:24,230
Let him get
a firsthand look

275
00:10:25,009 --> 00:10:26,029
at the ghetto.

276
00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:28,049
You mean have Brad
actually go there?

277
00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:29,090
Exactly.

278
00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:31,070
Well, that-- See, now,
that sounds dangerous.

279
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,179
No. Perfectly safe.

280
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,070
Well, how's it work?

281
00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:37,039
We hire actors
to play gangstas.

282
00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:38,220
Right, they will carjack Brad,

283
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,009
and then they will take him
on a tour around the hood.

284
00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:44,090
It'll give him a taste of what
the thug life is really like.

285
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,179
It might just scare the black
out of him.

286
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,059
Excuse me?

287
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,029
Ooh...

288
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,179
Hey,

289
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,100
don't you have
something to do?

290
00:10:54,139 --> 00:10:55,230
Enough of the PC.

291
00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:57,190
Fact is, unless
we do something now,

292
00:10:57,210 --> 00:11:00,009
Brad is going to cost us
this election.

293
00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,129
Who would play the gangsters?

294
00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:03,110
Remember
the anti-crime spot

295
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,129
we shot a month ago?

296
00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:05,179
We've got that cued up.

297
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,190
Yes, we do.
Over here, please.

298
00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:11,019
CRIME SPOT NARRATOR:
For too long,

299
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,220
street violence
has torn Californians apart.

300
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,230
Bill Gluckman wants
to put our divisions behind us.

301
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,179
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.

302
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,070
Instead of thinking about
what set you're from,

303
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:23,059
or what crew
you're rolling with,

304
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,210
why don't you both
be brothers?

305
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,169
What do you say?

306
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,059
Your hair looks great.

307
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,059
I ain't never thought of it
like that.

308
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,009
Shake hands.

309
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,190
You see?

310
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:41,159
California is my family.

311
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:47,029
[♪♪]

312
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,049
If we all work together
as a family,

313
00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:54,200
there's no telling
how high we can go.

314
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:55,190
See, that's beautiful.

315
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,019
These are the guys.

316
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,149
These are our two men
we're talking about.

317
00:11:59,169 --> 00:12:01,049
All right,
hold the phone, buddy.

318
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,039
Let me
get this straight.

319
00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,179
You want us
to take this kid

320
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,230
and scare him into acting like
a little white boy again?

321
00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:08,110
Now, if you don't think
you can handle it--

322
00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:10,070
Oh, of course
we can handle it.

323
00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:12,110
I'm from Juilliard,
for chrissake.

324
00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:14,120
I'm from
the Pasadena Playhouse.

325
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,090
Good.

326
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,220
I have some background
information

327
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,230
on our dear boy Brad.

328
00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:21,019
Materials.

329
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,139
Mali-bootay?

330
00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:29,090
Yes, he considers himself
a rapper of sorts.

331
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,009
Oh, frigging A.

332
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:32,000
Here's the story--

333
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,080
it is your basic kidnapping.

334
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,080
Now, by kidnapping,

335
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,210
you mean we
hold him for ransom?

336
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:37,080
Oh, good question.

337
00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:39,029
Right.

338
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:43,169
Now, when you see him
start to get ghetto,

339
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,120
do his whole
black thing--

340
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,139
Yes. That.

341
00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:48,129
I want it to piss you off.

342
00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:50,000
Tour him
around the hood,

343
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,210
around the ghetto,
if you will, and...

344
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,120
show him what it's really like.

345
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,159
In the--
In the ghetto?

346
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,139
Na--

347
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:57,230
Pays 15 grand apiece, son.

348
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:00,210
BOTH: We're in.
Good.

349
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,000
Now, on
the flip side...

350
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:03,120
Flip it.

351
00:13:03,139 --> 00:13:06,039
If you two screw up,
and a single hair is touched

352
00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:08,000
on Bradley's
over-privileged head,

353
00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:10,019
I will see to it personally

354
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,120
that you two
do some serious time.

355
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,129
Are we clear?

356
00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:15,230
Oh, we are crys-tal.

357
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,149
I like that.

358
00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:23,059
Yeah.

359
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,070
Oh, um,
Mr. Gibbons, um...

360
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:27,039
What about the money?

361
00:13:27,059 --> 00:13:29,039
Ooh!

362
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,179
We have five upfront,

363
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,059
and 25
when you return him to us...

364
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,090
white.

365
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:39,009
Oh, as the driven snow.

366
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,129
Pleasure doing business
with you, gentlemen.

367
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,149
Oh, let me get that
for you, sir.

368
00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:44,200
I'll call you.

369
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:47,090
Or better yet,
I'll holler.

370
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,059
We'll holler back.

371
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,179
Holler back,
player.

372
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,059
Thank you. All right.

373
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,200
Wow!

374
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,049
Congratulations, buddy.

375
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,139
We just booked
another gig.

376
00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:57,149
Listen, not so fast,

377
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,100
this is dangerous stuff,
all right?

378
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,100
This is the ghetto.
We could get shot.

379
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,080
Oh, come on, man.

380
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,129
We can handle ourselves.

381
00:14:04,149 --> 00:14:05,100
Right?

382
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,139
Hey, hey, hey.

383
00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:11,049
This will be the ultimate
acting challenge.

384
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:14,000
You know what really
chaps my ass?

385
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,070
What?

386
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:18,129
After all of our years
of training and studying,

387
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,149
they continue to give us parts
that are gangbangers.

388
00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:23,210
Just once,
I'd like to play a role--

389
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,100
someone who speaks
with proper grammar

390
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,179
and doesn't have to wear
those disgusting Timberlands

391
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,210
with the laces undone.

392
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,059
It's so sloppy.

393
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,090
Well, it beats getting dunked on
by Bill Gluckman.

394
00:14:34,169 --> 00:14:37,029
Do we even know anybody
that lives in the ghetto?

395
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,110
My cousin.

396
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,129
Shondra.

397
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:47,149
Well, that's the stupidest thing
I ever heard.

398
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:49,120
I got better things
to do with my time.

399
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,230
Like what, Shondra?
Work at Wiener On A Bun?

400
00:14:52,009 --> 00:14:53,080
Come on!

401
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,110
Really, Shondra, you're
always talking about

402
00:14:55,129 --> 00:14:56,159
improving yourself.

403
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,159
Here's your chance.

404
00:14:57,179 --> 00:15:00,039
I am improving myself, fool.

405
00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:01,179
I broke up with no-good,
gangbanging Tec,

406
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,090
I'm going
to beauty school,

407
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:06,000
and then I'm gonna hook up
my own salon, so there.

408
00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,059
How about hooking
a brother up

409
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,159
with some Pepsi
and some French fries?

410
00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:10,070
Oh, shut up, stupid.

411
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:10,190
PJ...

412
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,029
What?

413
00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:13,149
Shondra, you need
to do this.

414
00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,039
You need to walk away from
this minimum-wage crap,

415
00:15:15,059 --> 00:15:16,129
take these earnings

416
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,059
and start that beauty parlor
you were talking about.

417
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:22,139
What you paying?

418
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:25,059
Business.
We're in business.

419
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,169
A grand.

420
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,000
We're paying a grand.

421
00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,080
Make it tres, and we on.

422
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,200
$3,000?

423
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,169
Or you can kiss my ass.

424
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:36,120
Deal.
Hey, hey!

425
00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:39,080
Hey. Deal.
Now, what about those fries?

426
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,210
Thank you.

427
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,049
Mm-hmm.

428
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,049
Hey, Gladys?

429
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,129
Yeah, baby.

430
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:57,179
You ever feel like
you don't belong?

431
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,090
All the time.

432
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,070
Most folk
only feel comfortable

433
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,159
around folk that's
the same as them.

434
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,100
They get around folk
that's different,

435
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:09,019
ooh, get all
scared and angry,

436
00:16:09,039 --> 00:16:11,220
want to keep them down.

437
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,090
What do you
do about it?

438
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:16,100
Nothing to do
but keep it real

439
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,169
and be proud
of who you are.

440
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,220
Gladys?

441
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,090
Mm-hmm?

442
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:25,129
When they gonna leave
our people alone?

443
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,090
I don't know, baby.

444
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:31,059
Mm... I just don't know.

445
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,100
Now, eat your greens
before they get cold.

446
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,009
"Whack--

447
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,090
"Weak, of poor quality. Bad."

448
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:43,009
Whack...

449
00:16:43,029 --> 00:16:46,200
Your Aunt Lamont's hair
is whack.

450
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,000
Whack...

451
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:51,100
"Dis:
To disrespect, to embarrass."

452
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,129
Dis...

453
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,080
Oh, yeah.
Bring it on, baby.

454
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,070
We are strapped
now, brother!

455
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,059
Set these
bad boys down.

456
00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,139
Aw-huh.

457
00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:01,139
This is, uh, this is exactly
what we ordered, huh?

458
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,029
Oh, yeah, man.

459
00:17:03,049 --> 00:17:05,210
They got the Glocks, man,
the Tec-9s, the Uzis, uh-huh.

460
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,039
Freeze, sucka!

461
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,089
That's convincing,
brother.

462
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,059
That's...

463
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:10,099
Look, they're fake.

464
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,150
Wow, what the hell
is that?

465
00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:13,059
What's going on
with your hair?

466
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,119
Yeah, yeah, check it out,
man, my hair.

467
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,150
Shondra just
did it for me.

468
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,230
Yeah, I see.
I see that.

469
00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:19,200
You hate it,
don't you?

470
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,180
No, I don't hate it.

471
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,019
It's just that I thought

472
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,190
my-- my character was
gonna have the cornrows,

473
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,130
and, uh...

474
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,109
That's all.

475
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,029
Oh, Okay,
I see what it is.

476
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,089
I see what it is.
You're just jealous,

477
00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,160
You're just jealous,

478
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,029
because you didn't
think of it first, huh?

479
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:32,170
Frigging A, I'm not
jealous, all right.

480
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,230
I'm an actor,
and I would've--

481
00:17:35,009 --> 00:17:37,089
You're fricking
whack, and...

482
00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:38,180
don't dis me!

483
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,029
Got the gangster gear, my dog.

484
00:17:44,049 --> 00:17:45,079
Okay, cool.

485
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,140
[LAUGHING]

486
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,039
What is so funny?

487
00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:56,160
The wig!

488
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:01,089
I didn't know
it was Halloween!

489
00:18:01,109 --> 00:18:02,150
Hey, hey,
while you're out,

490
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,200
could you bring me
back some candy?

491
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:09,039
Whatever, dude.

492
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:11,220
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass.

493
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,049
Nope. Not convincing.

494
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:16,119
Damn it!

495
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,130
Find your core
character, Sean.

496
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,000
You are an oppressed
black man...

497
00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:22,099
from the ghetto.

498
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,079
Yeah, I'm having trouble
finding this one, man.

499
00:18:24,099 --> 00:18:26,119
Hey... Think Tupac.

500
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,119
All right, let me try it again.

501
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,059
I see it.

502
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:30,119
Action!

503
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:33,069
Give me your ride, punk,
or I will dust your ass!

504
00:18:33,089 --> 00:18:35,099
Add a beyotch,
and I think you got it!

505
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:39,029
Give me your ride, punk, or
I will dust your ass, beyotch!

506
00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:40,140
Beyotch!
Beyotch!

507
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,119
Click it!

508
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,200
Turn around
and do it again!

509
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,220
Beyotch!

510
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,039
Yes!

511
00:18:45,059 --> 00:18:47,119
[♪♪]

512
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,109
♪ Do it, yeah ♪

513
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:54,089
♪ Well, I was chillin'
In the hood not much to do ♪

514
00:18:54,109 --> 00:18:56,089
♪ And I got to fly by
Get a shot or two ♪

515
00:18:56,109 --> 00:18:58,109
♪ So my homey call me up
From Malibu ♪

516
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:01,000
♪ And say yo
Hi-C, can I run wit' you ♪

517
00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:03,170
♪ I had to slow him down
It was movin' too fast... ♪

518
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:06,150
[♪♪]

519
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,130
♪ Hey, yo,
My name is B-Rad ♪

520
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,210
♪ And I be Van Winkle ♪

521
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,099
♪ I like my latte non-fat ♪

522
00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:15,130
♪ Don't forget
My sprink-- sprinkle ♪

523
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,059
Jah, ma house!

524
00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:17,130
Boo-yah!

525
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:18,089
We bad!

526
00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:19,119
I take my money.

527
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,180
I take my money,
and I'm gonna--

528
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,190
Yo, fool.

529
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,119
What, knuckle, what?

530
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,190
Damn!

531
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:29,150
♪ Hangin' and bangin' ♪

532
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,140
♪ And jammin' to the music ♪

533
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,079
♪ And just when it hit me ♪

534
00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:36,079
♪ Somebody turned around
And shouted ♪

535
00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:40,230
♪ Play that funky music
White boy ♪

536
00:19:41,009 --> 00:19:46,019
♪ Play that funky music right ♪

537
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:50,160
♪ Play that funky music
White boy ♪

538
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,089
♪ Lay down the boogie ♪

539
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:56,180
♪ And play that funky music
Till you die ♪

540
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,180
♪ Till you die ♪

541
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,180
♪ Oh, till you die ♪

542
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,029
♪ Hey, hey ♪

543
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:07,079
Ooh.

544
00:20:07,099 --> 00:20:07,230
Play that.

545
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,109
Yeah, girl.

546
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:11,019
Word.

547
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,130
Can I help you?

548
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,079
Coffee?

549
00:20:17,099 --> 00:20:18,119
Black.

550
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,130
Okay.

551
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,119
Hey, yo, Krista
the Barista,

552
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,170
put it on my account...

553
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,089
and throw in a white chip

554
00:20:25,109 --> 00:20:29,160
maca-dizz-ay-mian-mizza
cookie, too.

555
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,099
Cool, player.

556
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,079
What's your name?

557
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,160
B-Rad.

558
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,109
I'm Shondra.

559
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:39,099
I ain't seen you
around here before.

560
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:41,140
Where you reside?

561
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,180
Compton. You?

562
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,180
The streets.

563
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,190
Which streets?

564
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,130
Malibu.

565
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:49,220
Right.

566
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,089
Right, I guess
it's pretty hardcore

567
00:20:52,109 --> 00:20:53,170
up in here, huh?

568
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,200
Represent!

569
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,109
Ooh.

570
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,000
Ooh, was that you
dropping rhymes

571
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:01,079
when I came in here earlier?

572
00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:02,160
Oh, you heard me?

573
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,180
Hell, yeah.

574
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,000
I'm a rhymer on time.

575
00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:07,119
Peek my style out.

576
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,210
Ooh, let me find out.

577
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:12,059
Mali-bootay?

578
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:14,119
Looks phat. What label you at?

579
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,109
Oh, right now it's just a demo.

580
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:21,079
I sent it to Dre,
but he ain't got back to me yet.

581
00:21:21,099 --> 00:21:22,180
That sound like Dre-Dre.

582
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,190
You know what?

583
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:25,019
I'll holler at him about it,

584
00:21:25,039 --> 00:21:27,009
a'ight, boo?

585
00:21:27,029 --> 00:21:28,059
A'ight.

586
00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:33,029
Hold up!

587
00:21:33,049 --> 00:21:34,140
You know Dre?

588
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,000
Hell, yeah,
I know Dre.

589
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:38,029
I see him at the swap meet
every Sunday.

590
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:39,069
For rizzeal?

591
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,089
For rizzeal.

592
00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:42,049
Yo, holler at him for me.

593
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:44,079
I don't know.

594
00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:46,039
You know,
he kind of private.

595
00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:47,200
Please?

596
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,119
Mm, you do
got it going on

597
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:52,009
a little something-
something, though.

598
00:21:52,029 --> 00:21:53,049
I was actually
on my way to go see him.

599
00:21:53,069 --> 00:21:54,059
You wanna roll with me?

600
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:55,099
Right now?

601
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,210
I'm just trying
to help a brother out.

602
00:21:57,230 --> 00:21:59,130
Let's bounce.

603
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,210
A'ight.

604
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:03,119
Ooh, I gotta use
the ladies' room,

605
00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:05,210
so just wait one minute,
a'ight, pimp juice?

606
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:07,089
[♪♪]

607
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,230
CELL PHONE RINGING]

608
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,049
Um, hello?

609
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:16,000
It's on.
Beach boy's on the move.

610
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,009
Okay.

611
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,089
So, what you
rap about, anyway?

612
00:22:26,109 --> 00:22:28,119
I can rap
about anything.

613
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,099
For real?

614
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:30,140
Yeah.

615
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,200
Let me kick it
freestyle for you.

616
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,140
♪ Hey, yo, traffic, traffic ♪

617
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,180
♪ Lookin' for my Chap Stick ♪

618
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,009
♪ Feelin' kinda carsick ♪

619
00:22:36,029 --> 00:22:37,069
♪ There's a Ford Maverick ♪

620
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,079
See, that's
a million-dollar song

621
00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:41,170
right there.

622
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:42,220
Mm-hmm.

623
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,220
So how'd you get to be so down?

624
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,059
Shoot, girl.

625
00:22:46,079 --> 00:22:48,059
I been down with
the briz-zown

626
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:49,160
all my life.

627
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,079
And I must say,

628
00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:54,029
of all the mommies
that I been with...

629
00:22:54,049 --> 00:22:55,079
you the finest.

630
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:57,099
I'm sure.

631
00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:02,190
So, uh... You got a man?

632
00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:05,150
I did, but I just
got rid of his trifling ass.

633
00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:07,069
I ain't nobody's
gangster hoochie.

634
00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:08,069
I'm a entrepreneur.

635
00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:09,200
Word up!

636
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:12,109
One day I'm gonna have me
a chain of beauty salons,

637
00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:13,230
all up in the 90210.

638
00:23:14,009 --> 00:23:15,180
I'm a make mad money

639
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,210
turning all those little
rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.

640
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,150
Damn!

641
00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:22,000
You fine and smart too?

642
00:23:22,019 --> 00:23:24,119
You gonna blow up huge,
no doubt.

643
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,099
Thank you.

644
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,220
Oh, for real.

645
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,220
You like a cross between
Martha Stewart and Oprah.

646
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:34,190
I'm gonna call you Moethrah.

647
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,160
What?

648
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,119
Moethrah.

649
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,170
Ooh, take this exit.

650
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:52,039
Brace yourself, fool!

651
00:23:52,059 --> 00:23:53,099
Give me your ride,

652
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,099
or I'm a dust
your ass, beyotch!

653
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,119
What?

654
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:57,130
You fitting to get
jacked, fool?

655
00:23:57,150 --> 00:23:58,150
Shondra?

656
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,109
Shut up, fool.
Is this a come-up?

657
00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,220
Hell no, it's a stick-up.

658
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,230
I think I'm gonna throw up.

659
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:04,119
You about to get
one of us

660
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,019
if you don't get
in the back seat, fool!

661
00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:07,049
Does this mean
we ain't going to Dre's?

662
00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:08,160
Fool, this
a kidnapping!

663
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,160
Get your ass in the car.

664
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:10,150
Dre?

665
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:11,210
What the hell
he talking about?

666
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:13,000
Yo, punch it, fool!
Punch it!

667
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,190
Punch it!
Kidnapped?

668
00:24:14,210 --> 00:24:16,019
Yeah, fool.

669
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,039
We got your rich
Gluckman ass now, punk.

670
00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,089
How y'all know me?

671
00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,140
We seent you.

672
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,099
We seent your white behind
on the TV.

673
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,099
B-Rad. Yeah.

674
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,049
Your poppa's gonna pay,

675
00:24:28,069 --> 00:24:30,160
or you gonna pay.

676
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,190
Punch it, fool.

677
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:34,069
We got us
a white boy now.

678
00:24:34,089 --> 00:24:35,170
How much you think
we can get

679
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,019
for this punk,
anyway?

680
00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,049
It's all about
the Benjamins, baby.

681
00:24:38,069 --> 00:24:39,130
Yeah.

682
00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:41,049
WOMAN: Don't you
talk about my mama.

683
00:24:41,069 --> 00:24:42,170
I'll talk about your
mama all I want.

684
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,130
Hell, no!
Your mama so fat...

685
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,190
she got every caterer
on speed dial!

686
00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:49,109
What?
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

687
00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:50,150
Your mama's so fat,

688
00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,200
that she uses Mexico,
the whole country,

689
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,200
as her tanning bed.

690
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,170
Your mama so ugly,

691
00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:57,140
Jose Eber won't even
do her hair!

692
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,009
Yeah, your mama's so ugly,
she's only been married once!

693
00:25:01,029 --> 00:25:02,069
Whoo!

694
00:25:02,089 --> 00:25:05,029
Your mama's so poor,
for Halloween,

695
00:25:05,049 --> 00:25:06,109
her trick was the treat!

696
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:09,170
Your mama's so poor
that your tits are real!

697
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:10,200
Oh, no!

698
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,009
Yes! Yes!

699
00:25:16,059 --> 00:25:18,140
I'm going, I'm going.
I gotta wait for the lady.

700
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,109
Come on, punk.

701
00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:21,180
Get in the house,
fool.

702
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,140
Dang, why you doing
this to a brother?

703
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,119
What?

704
00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:25,140
Did he just
say "brother"?

705
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,119
No, he didn't.

706
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,220
Whose brother?

707
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,220
Yours, y'all! I'm down.

708
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:32,109
Damn! Damn!

709
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,119
You done
did it now.

710
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,049
You ain't black,

711
00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:36,210
and you can never
be black,

712
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,099
and your
perpetrating ass

713
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,099
is taking the only thing
that I got left.

714
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,019
My culture.

715
00:25:42,039 --> 00:25:43,150
Yeah, fool!

716
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:46,200
What make you think you know
what goes down up in the hood?

717
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:48,089
B.E.T.

718
00:25:48,109 --> 00:25:49,150
What?

719
00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:50,119
You think this a joke, wigga?

720
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:52,009
You think this a joke?

721
00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:53,150
I'm sorry, y'all.
Don't be hating.

722
00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:55,109
This ain't a game!

723
00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:58,049
You a long way
from the beach now, punk!

724
00:25:58,069 --> 00:25:59,160
We in South Central.

725
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:00,150
This the hood.

726
00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:02,190
This the ghetto,
the projects.

727
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:04,130
We run hardcore
up in here.

728
00:26:04,150 --> 00:26:06,230
People get killed here
every day.

729
00:26:07,009 --> 00:26:08,089
Yeah, yeah.

730
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,059
LITTLE GIRL: Hey, Shondra,
can you come by later?

731
00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:12,170
Princess
just had puppies.

732
00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:15,009
Okay, Sandy. Bye.

733
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:19,119
Pit bull puppies, fool.

734
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:20,109
And they mean too.

735
00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,160
Don't look at me.

736
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,210
Come on!

737
00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:24,069
Get your narrow
bootie up in there.

738
00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:25,230
Get him up in there!

739
00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:27,119
Now, fool, put your hands
behind your back.

740
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,119
Behind the back.

741
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,170
Put your hands
behind your back.

742
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:31,119
You know what I'm
about to do now?

743
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,180
I'm about
to call your daddy.

744
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,059
Ooh, we gonna
call your daddy.

745
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,000
You better hope
your daddy home, too,

746
00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:37,029
because if he ain't,

747
00:26:37,049 --> 00:26:39,170
you gonna be
one dusted trick.

748
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:42,210
Now, get your ass
on the bed, whitey!

749
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,109
Did you buy my rage?

750
00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:50,210
No. You're indicating.

751
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:52,019
Indicating?

752
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:53,109
Yes, indicating.

753
00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:56,210
Excuse me? I have never
indicated in my life.

754
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:59,130
Would you two fools
just shut the hell up?

755
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,220
She's right. Shut up.

756
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,039
Thank you, Shondra.

757
00:27:03,059 --> 00:27:04,109
Whatever.

758
00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:05,190
All right, Shondra,
put this down.

759
00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:06,170
You're on.

760
00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:08,089
Go, girlfriend.
Do your thing.

761
00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:11,099
Oh, give me this.

762
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,099
Hey, Shondra.

763
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,019
If you have to...

764
00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:17,230
show a little ass.

765
00:27:18,009 --> 00:27:20,109
Oh, shut up.

766
00:27:26,029 --> 00:27:27,009
You all right in here?

767
00:27:27,029 --> 00:27:28,089
Oh, yeah.

768
00:27:28,109 --> 00:27:31,160
I just been kidnapped,
carjacked,

769
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:33,190
and hands tied behind my back,

770
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:36,190
but other than that,
it's all good.

771
00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:38,109
Look, I'm sorry
about all that.

772
00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:40,119
That wasn't
really my idea.

773
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:47,130
I thought you liked me.

774
00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:48,220
I do!

775
00:27:49,009 --> 00:27:50,130
Then how come
you set me up?

776
00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:53,140
I had to.

777
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,220
They threatened to kill me
if I didn't play along.

778
00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,019
For real?

779
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:59,059
Yeah.

780
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:01,160
They straight-up killers
out there.

781
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,140
For real?

782
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,140
Mm-hmm.

783
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,089
Let me school you on something.

784
00:28:05,109 --> 00:28:06,200
Help us both stay alive.
a'ight?

785
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,210
Okay.

786
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:09,140
The one thing
that they hate

787
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,200
more than anything that really
really makes them crazy...

788
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:15,089
is posers.

789
00:28:15,109 --> 00:28:18,019
Me too, girl.
I feel you.

790
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:19,099
I'm talking about you.

791
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,160
Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.

792
00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:24,099
I got a Ph.D.,
a Poser-Hater Degree.

793
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,220
Come on, quit frontin'.

794
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,160
I ain't frontin'.

795
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:31,019
Dis is my sizzal,
for rizzal, my nizzal.

796
00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:32,029
Stop it!

797
00:28:32,049 --> 00:28:33,220
You stop it
right now,

798
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,119
and you listen to me.

799
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:38,150
If you just be yourself,
a nice little white boy,

800
00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,150
I think I can convince them
to let you go.

801
00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:42,109
But I'm being myself.

802
00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:45,009
I ams who I says I ams.

803
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:46,160
Damn!

804
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,180
Why won't anybody believe me?

805
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,220
[DOOR SLAMS]

806
00:28:52,170 --> 00:28:53,180
Well?

807
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,009
Maybe you should
show him your ass.

808
00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:01,009
Huh...

809
00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:03,109
I thought that would
have worked.

810
00:29:03,130 --> 00:29:04,210
Weird.

811
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:07,079
All right,
what's next?

812
00:29:07,099 --> 00:29:09,039
How about number three?
Number three, perfect.

813
00:29:09,059 --> 00:29:10,109
All right, we're
going to take it

814
00:29:10,130 --> 00:29:11,109
to an entirely
different level.

815
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:12,059
Okay.

816
00:29:12,079 --> 00:29:14,000
I got it.
What?

817
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:16,089
I'm going to walk in there
and I'm going to be crazy.

818
00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:18,079
I'm going to be
ghetto-fied, buck wild.

819
00:29:18,099 --> 00:29:19,200
You tell me,

820
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:22,039
"Stick to the plan, man.
Stick to the plan." Got it?

821
00:29:22,059 --> 00:29:24,160
Wake up, snowflake!

822
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:27,009
Yeah! We put a call
in to your dad!

823
00:29:27,029 --> 00:29:28,069
What'd he say?

824
00:29:28,089 --> 00:29:29,200
He said he'd
think about it.

825
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,079
Huh?

826
00:29:31,099 --> 00:29:33,019
Seems as if he don't
want your ass home.

827
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:35,089
I can't say
that I blame him.

828
00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:36,119
Oh, hell, no.

829
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:38,119
Not that.
Not the knife, dog.

830
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:39,119
Now, come on.

831
00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:40,200
What you doing, dog?

832
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,069
I'm a teach this little
white girl a lesson!

833
00:29:42,089 --> 00:29:43,230
Oh, come on, Bloodbath,
we said we was going

834
00:29:44,009 --> 00:29:45,079
to stick to the plan, man.

835
00:29:45,099 --> 00:29:46,130
Yeah, Bloodbath,
stick with the plan.

836
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:47,200
Tree, the plan
done changed!

837
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:50,230
What?
Wannabe say he down.

838
00:29:51,009 --> 00:29:53,200
I'm a show him just how
un-down he is!

839
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:55,069
I gotta cut him!

840
00:29:55,089 --> 00:29:58,009
No, you can't cut him.
Oh, Tree, I gotta cut him.

841
00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,170
Bloodbath, don't cut him.
We can't get our money!

842
00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,009
I thought you said
to cut him!

843
00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:02,130
Okay, just the white meat.

844
00:30:02,150 --> 00:30:03,130
Move!

845
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,170
Let me cut him!

846
00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:06,069
Don't kill him, though,
Bloodbath!

847
00:30:06,089 --> 00:30:08,150
[♪♪]

848
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,220
♪ Money
Yes, honey ♪

849
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,170
♪ Long as you keep it comin' ♪

850
00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:15,079
♪ I'm a have to be runnin' ♪

851
00:30:15,099 --> 00:30:18,140
♪ Cause I ain't
Gonna be in here... ♪

852
00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:26,210
All right,
now, Malibu.

853
00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:28,130
I want you to
go up in there.

854
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:32,049
You go get me
six 40s of O.E.

855
00:30:32,069 --> 00:30:33,069
And a fifth
of Henny.

856
00:30:33,089 --> 00:30:34,039
Yeah.

857
00:30:34,059 --> 00:30:35,079
Yeah.
Anything else, dog?

858
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,109
Oh, no, player,
I'm cool.

859
00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:38,220
Right on. Right on.

860
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,019
I'd like some Pringles.

861
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:43,140
This ain't no
picnic, bitch!

862
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,170
I'm sorry.

863
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,019
Y'all got some ducats?
Because since you stole my--

864
00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:49,140
Man!

865
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,099
You 'bout to
go up in there

866
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:53,109
and give them
Koreans your ends?

867
00:30:53,130 --> 00:30:54,140
Hell, no!

868
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,019
You jack that shit, fool!

869
00:30:56,039 --> 00:30:58,039
And if the Asiatic
give you any static,

870
00:30:58,059 --> 00:31:01,019
hit the fool
with this right here.

871
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,119
Look. Look at
the little buster.

872
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,119
Little busta.
Can't even swing a gat.

873
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:05,160
Shoot.

874
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:06,150
But--

875
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,039
Ba-da-da-da!

876
00:31:08,059 --> 00:31:10,049
You use that or I'm a
use it on you, fool.

877
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:11,140
Okay.

878
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,119
And if you try to get away?
I'm gonna let you taste

879
00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:16,000
a little piece of my blue steel.
You feel me?

880
00:31:16,019 --> 00:31:17,150
Okay. A'ight.
Go on, get out!

881
00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:19,109
Okay.

882
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,160
BOTH:
Go!

883
00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:29,160
Hey, white boy.

884
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:40,180
"This ain't no picnic,
bitch?" Oh, wow!

885
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,130
Thank you. I loved
the blue steel line.

886
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,170
Convincing.

887
00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,130
Hola.

888
00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:52,039
[MUTTERS]

889
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,099
I really can't
believe that.

890
00:31:58,119 --> 00:31:59,230
Those improv classes
are really paying off.

891
00:32:00,009 --> 00:32:01,039
Oh, they really
are, man.

892
00:32:01,059 --> 00:32:03,039
When you said, "This is
no picnic, bitch,"

893
00:32:03,059 --> 00:32:05,099
I screamed
on the inside like one.

894
00:32:05,119 --> 00:32:07,000
For real?
Yes, I said, "Oh!"

895
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,210
Ooh, I'm thirsty,
I gotta tell you.

896
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:18,119
And, boy, do I love
Olde English.

897
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:22,000
It really helps
quench my thirst.

898
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:41,069
Can I help you?

899
00:32:50,059 --> 00:32:52,220
No, I'm gonna help myself
to this O.E.

900
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,079
and anything else I want
up in here, bitch!

901
00:33:06,170 --> 00:33:08,039
Can I help you?

902
00:33:13,230 --> 00:33:14,180
Uh...

903
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,190
y'all never been robbed?

904
00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:19,049
Sure. Last week we're 54 time.

905
00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:20,089
But they were cool.

906
00:33:20,109 --> 00:33:22,039
No gun to head,
never scream.

907
00:33:22,059 --> 00:33:24,000
You know, good people.

908
00:33:24,019 --> 00:33:25,069
Cool.

909
00:33:25,089 --> 00:33:27,099
So, dude,

910
00:33:27,119 --> 00:33:29,059
how much did you
pay the guy?

911
00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:30,220
What are you
talking about?

912
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,190
You know, when you set
this whole thing up yesterday.

913
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:35,140
I thought you set it up.

914
00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:38,220
You mean...

915
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,130
Dude, the owner doesn't
know this is fake?

916
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:45,069
$16.47.

917
00:33:48,009 --> 00:33:49,190
Uh-huh.

918
00:33:49,210 --> 00:33:51,029
PJ, go in there
and save him.

919
00:33:51,049 --> 00:33:52,099
He could get shot!

920
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:54,049
I'm not going to go in.
You go in there.

921
00:33:54,069 --> 00:33:56,019
His frigging life
is at stake!

922
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,150
My emergency stash.

923
00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:07,049
I'm glad you got cash,

924
00:34:07,069 --> 00:34:09,059
because if you had tried
to jack me, fool,

925
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:12,010
I was going to have to
lay you out with this.

926
00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:13,159
And with this.

927
00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,019
And with that.

928
00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:23,119
Uh, keep the change.

929
00:34:23,139 --> 00:34:24,190
Just do me this one
favor, please.

930
00:34:24,210 --> 00:34:26,190
You are the driver.
I am the shooter!

931
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:28,199
I'm scared of Koreans!
You?

932
00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:30,000
Thank you. Bye bye.

933
00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:31,070
Thank you very much.
Come again!

934
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:34,019
What I'm about to do right now,

935
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,210
I know it sounds whack,
but it's just a joke, okay?

936
00:34:36,230 --> 00:34:40,110
So please don't shoot me.

937
00:34:40,130 --> 00:34:42,000
Yeah, that's right, fool!

938
00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:45,150
Next time I'll bust a cap
in your punk ass, bitch!

939
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:48,019
Yeah, you lucky
I don't burn you down!

940
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:50,079
Hell, yeah!
Hell, yeah!

941
00:34:50,099 --> 00:34:51,139
What the hell is
wrong with you?

942
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,090
What, you
actually did it?

943
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:53,010
Let's roll.

944
00:34:53,030 --> 00:34:54,070
You did it?

945
00:34:54,090 --> 00:34:55,190
Hell, yeah.
He didn't do nothing.

946
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,230
Straight-up trick.

947
00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:58,199
What's up
with this, huh?

948
00:34:58,219 --> 00:34:59,199
If you jacked it,

949
00:34:59,219 --> 00:35:03,079
how come you got
a receipt?

950
00:35:03,099 --> 00:35:05,079
I stole that too.

951
00:35:07,019 --> 00:35:09,050
What's on tap
for tomorrow?

952
00:35:09,070 --> 00:35:11,179
Well, we have the 11:00
with Greenpeace,

953
00:35:11,199 --> 00:35:14,170
then drinks later with
the offshore oil lobby.

954
00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:17,059
How's the Brad project going?

955
00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:20,039
Smooth.
He's in South Central.

956
00:35:20,059 --> 00:35:22,039
God, is he okay?

957
00:35:22,059 --> 00:35:26,079
Oh, he's in excellent hands.

958
00:35:26,099 --> 00:35:29,130
A'ight. I'm sick of playing
game with you, snowflake.

959
00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:31,030
A'ight, now,
I'm a give you five seconds

960
00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:32,110
for you to be real,

961
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,019
or I'm a beat that ass
to the curb!

962
00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:35,059
What you mean be real?

963
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:37,039
You know what I mean.
Be white!

964
00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:38,010
Five.

965
00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:39,059
Don't do it,
Bloodbath!

966
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:40,170
Four.
Don't do it, Bloodbath!

967
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:41,179
Three, two.

968
00:35:41,199 --> 00:35:42,219
He gonna do it,
white boy!

969
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,059
Kill him! Kill him!

970
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:47,030
Okay, all right!

971
00:35:47,050 --> 00:35:50,050
Okay, fellas, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?

972
00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:52,030
I don't mean
to offend you, you know.

973
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,070
I don't mean to front
or act like a thug.

974
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:57,079
I'm sorry.

975
00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:05,170
You buying that?

976
00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:06,219
I don't know.
I can't tell.

977
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,190
Mm-hmm. Me neither.

978
00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,139
Let's give him
the test.

979
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,199
How you doing,
white boy?

980
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,199
You cool?

981
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,070
Great. Fine.

982
00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,210
Terrific popcorn.

983
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,230
Run, bitch, run!

984
00:36:43,010 --> 00:36:45,090
He gonna kill you!

985
00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:47,000
Sit down.

986
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:52,190
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.

987
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,199
I'm sorry, y'all,
but this is who I am.

988
00:36:54,219 --> 00:36:57,030
I'm just a rapper, straight up.

989
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:58,110
BOTH:
Wigga, please!

990
00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:00,179
No, for real.
I can rap about anything.

991
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,150
You think
you got skills?

992
00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:04,070
A'ight. We gonna
see about that.

993
00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:06,019
Oh, hell, yeah.

994
00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:07,050
♪ Bloodbath and Tree ♪

995
00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,190
♪ They be beatin' on me ♪

996
00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:10,139
♪ But if they listen
To my song ♪

997
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:12,030
♪ Then we'd all get along ♪

998
00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:14,230
♪ I may be Jewish
But I got a nice schlong ♪

999
00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:16,030
Hey, man. Hey.

1000
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,190
I had it up to here
with you, man.

1001
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:20,190
You better check yourself before
you riggity-wreck yourself.

1002
00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:22,230
This ain't Malibu.
Represent.

1003
00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:25,070
Oh, yeah. We gonna see
what you represent now, fool.

1004
00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:27,139
We at the club.

1005
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:29,159
Snoop, Dre, Cube,
all them.

1006
00:37:29,179 --> 00:37:31,019
They came in
through here.

1007
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,150
Yeah, you got something
to prove to yourself?

1008
00:37:32,170 --> 00:37:33,219
Do it in there.

1009
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,019
Get in there, fool.
Go on up in there.

1010
00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,170
Think this is gonna
do it, dude.

1011
00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:44,039
Oh, we're about
to get paid.

1012
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:52,010
[♪♪]

1013
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:08,010
What's cracking?

1014
00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:10,190
Hey, dog!

1015
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:15,019
Yeah, how you
feeling now, Malibu?

1016
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:16,210
Like I'm home.

1017
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:19,170
Get your ass in there
then, fool. Go!

1018
00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:33,099
Come on. Let me get
through here, man.

1019
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:34,090
Yo.

1020
00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:36,010
Man, I told you I didn't have--

1021
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:39,050
What's happening?

1022
00:38:39,070 --> 00:38:40,159
Yeah, yeah, look,
our homey--

1023
00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:42,090
You wanna get
a young Dre next, man?

1024
00:38:42,110 --> 00:38:44,119
Hell, no. You hear
what he's saying?

1025
00:38:44,139 --> 00:38:48,000
Meet my boy,
Ben Franklin. Ta-dah!

1026
00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:49,210
What's his name?

1027
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,030
B-Rad from
Malibu, player.

1028
00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:55,010
B-Rad from Malibu?
You trying to get me shot?

1029
00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:58,199
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's
twin brother? Ta-dah!

1030
00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:03,190
A bill.

1031
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,139
All right, we gonna
bring him up, man.

1032
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:07,059
Y'all go back there
and play with each other,

1033
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:09,139
and come back
in about five more minutes.

1034
00:39:11,079 --> 00:39:13,139
Y'all got some
Will Smith back there?

1035
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:14,179
"Get Jiggy With It"!

1036
00:39:18,099 --> 00:39:20,119
Hey, miss.
Where you been?

1037
00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:24,179
Ooh, Shondra!

1038
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:26,179
I been busy, Tec.

1039
00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:28,000
You been getting busy?

1040
00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,150
None of your damn business.

1041
00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:32,219
Okay, okay, I'm cool.
I understand.

1042
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,119
Just tell me who it is.

1043
00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:37,130
All you need to know is that
it ain't your black ass.

1044
00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:38,210
See, this is that shit, Shondra.

1045
00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:40,119
You thinking
you're better than me.

1046
00:39:40,139 --> 00:39:41,190
All you is is a chickenhead,

1047
00:39:41,210 --> 00:39:42,139
and that's all you ever
gonna be.

1048
00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:43,179
Shondra?

1049
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,090
Hey, girl.

1050
00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:47,199
What's up?

1051
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:49,050
You all right?

1052
00:39:49,070 --> 00:39:50,139
Oh yeah, I'm fine,
but you the finest.

1053
00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:52,119
She the truth
too, dude.

1054
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,159
I'm telling you, once
Moethrah gets set up, boy...

1055
00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:56,179
You hitting this?
No.

1056
00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:59,030
Now, let me go.

1057
00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,130
Hey, dude,

1058
00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,190
didn't your mama
ever tell you

1059
00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:03,079
how to treat a lady?

1060
00:40:03,099 --> 00:40:04,070
That's not nice.

1061
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:05,130
Oh, so you know
my moms?

1062
00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:06,230
No, but she wouldn't
appreciate you

1063
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,039
grabbing a woman
like that.

1064
00:40:08,059 --> 00:40:10,150
No, you right, what would
your mom prefer?

1065
00:40:10,170 --> 00:40:12,090
Just talk to them
and be nice to them.

1066
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,150
Can I tell you
what my mom would do?

1067
00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:16,190
My mom would tell you to mind
your own damn business,

1068
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:17,119
white boy!

1069
00:40:17,139 --> 00:40:19,030
Tec, don't!

1070
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,079
Don't be hating.

1071
00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:22,050
Tec, don't! Stop it!

1072
00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,039
Y'all gonna be
real sorry,

1073
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:30,090
the both of you.

1074
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:35,119
You all right?

1075
00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:37,159
Yeah, I'm okay.

1076
00:40:37,179 --> 00:40:39,050
Who was that?

1077
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,050
Old history.

1078
00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:44,130
You know what? Come on.

1079
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,139
He strong.

1080
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:47,130
[RAPPING]

1081
00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:51,159
Excuse me.

1082
00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:52,170
Where we going?

1083
00:40:52,190 --> 00:40:53,190
Just shut up.

1084
00:40:53,210 --> 00:40:55,190
Move, please?

1085
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,210
You gotta get
out of here.

1086
00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,119
You letting me go?

1087
00:40:58,139 --> 00:41:00,050
I'm not having your
blood on my hands.

1088
00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:03,010
Now, look, it's the red Honda
by the door. Just go.

1089
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:05,150
DEEJAY: All the way
from Malibu, B-Rad.

1090
00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:07,000
Give it up
for B-Rad.

1091
00:41:07,019 --> 00:41:10,000
Straight out of Malibu.
B-Rad, come on up. B-Rad

1092
00:41:10,019 --> 00:41:11,150
Go!

1093
00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:12,159
I can't.

1094
00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,000
Why?

1095
00:41:14,019 --> 00:41:15,050
Shondra...

1096
00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:17,219
anybody can rap
at the Malibu County Fair.

1097
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,150
This is my chance,

1098
00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:21,070
my one shot.

1099
00:41:21,090 --> 00:41:22,150
I gotta prove myself.

1100
00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:31,090
This is gonna be
like an episode of Oz.

1101
00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:34,159
Um, yeah, excuse me.

1102
00:41:34,179 --> 00:41:37,170
Yeah, I'm just gonna go
on stage, do my rhyme thing.

1103
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:43,099
Um... Yeah. They kind of
pack them in tight, here, huh?

1104
00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:45,130
Hey, get up there.
Do your thing.

1105
00:41:45,150 --> 00:41:46,210
Yeah, get up
there, fool.

1106
00:41:46,230 --> 00:41:48,150
Oh, hell, no.
No, hell, no.

1107
00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:50,090
Uh-uh. Him?

1108
00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:52,070
No! Hell, no.

1109
00:41:52,090 --> 00:41:53,099
Do y'all have a locker?

1110
00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:55,099
Man, come on.
You a rapper?

1111
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:57,039
Yeah, straight up.

1112
00:41:57,059 --> 00:41:59,159
I didn't know Dairy Queen
had a rap label.

1113
00:41:59,179 --> 00:42:03,019
B-RAD: Hey, I may be white,
but my rhymes is tight.

1114
00:42:03,039 --> 00:42:04,210
I'm down, y'all.

1115
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,099
No, you ain't
down, homey.

1116
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:08,139
I ain't battling no bitch,
homey, first of all.

1117
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:12,119
Ooh... I know you heard that.

1118
00:42:13,219 --> 00:42:15,219
Yo, can I serve this fool
right quick?

1119
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,070
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.

1120
00:42:18,090 --> 00:42:19,210
[BARKING]

1121
00:42:23,179 --> 00:42:25,019
Let's set it off.

1122
00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:27,070
What's it gonna be, Saltine?
Heads or tail?

1123
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:28,190
Tiz-ziz-ails!

1124
00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:30,090
What?

1125
00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:36,079
Tails.
Uh, I'd like tails, please.

1126
00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:39,150
What's it gonna be?
First or second?

1127
00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:42,019
Hey, ladies first.

1128
00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:43,050
Ooh!

1129
00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:46,190
Y'all cut it out.

1130
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:48,190
Serve him Hi-C.

1131
00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:51,190
Man, check this out.
I got something for his ass.

1132
00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,190
Do this for me.
Let me hear. Yeah.

1133
00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,219
Say, "Whoop whoop."

1134
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Whoop whoop!

1135
00:42:57,019 --> 00:42:58,079
♪ Say, "Whoop whoop" ♪

1136
00:42:58,099 --> 00:42:59,119
Whoop whoop!

1137
00:42:59,139 --> 00:43:00,219
♪ Whoo-whoop-whoo-whoop-whoop ♪

1138
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,030
Whoo-whoop-whoo-whoop-whoop!

1139
00:43:02,050 --> 00:43:02,230
♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪

1140
00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:04,139
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!

1141
00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:07,070
♪ So your mama got drunk
And fell asleep in the zoo ♪

1142
00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:09,159
♪ With a zebra and a monkey
And came up with you ♪

1143
00:43:09,179 --> 00:43:12,099
♪ When the doctor said push
She released her pelvis ♪

1144
00:43:12,119 --> 00:43:14,179
♪ Oh, shit, now I'm battling
The hip-hop Elvis ♪

1145
00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:17,159
♪ I have to spit flame
And destroy your name ♪

1146
00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:20,159
♪ I really don't dig
This rappin' John Wayne ♪

1147
00:43:20,179 --> 00:43:22,170
♪ Say y'all
His little wienie's so small ♪

1148
00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:25,159
♪ When he go to take a leak
I bet he piss on his balls ♪

1149
00:43:25,179 --> 00:43:26,199
[LAUGHTER]

1150
00:43:26,219 --> 00:43:28,159
Y'all, give it up
for Hi-C!

1151
00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:30,010
Hi-C in the house!

1152
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,030
Big Steel serving, baby,

1153
00:43:33,050 --> 00:43:35,059
serving heavy
his style.

1154
00:43:40,230 --> 00:43:43,130
Man, I ain't gonna
battle this little punk.

1155
00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:46,019
Let's see what you got.

1156
00:43:52,139 --> 00:43:54,090
♪ Yeah ♪

1157
00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:57,010
♪ When I say, "Mali"
You say, "bu" ♪

1158
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,019
♪ Mali ♪

1159
00:43:58,039 --> 00:44:01,110
Boo!

1160
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:03,119
Okay, feeling the love.

1161
00:44:03,139 --> 00:44:06,019
♪ Yeah, uh, uh ♪

1162
00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:07,230
♪ Yeah, uh, uh ♪

1163
00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:10,000
Here we go, dog!

1164
00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:13,030
One, two, three,
four, flow!

1165
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:15,110
♪ What, what
Hey, yo, I may be white ♪

1166
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:17,110
♪ But inside
My soul is black as night ♪

1167
00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:18,230
♪ And I don't wanna fight ♪

1168
00:44:19,010 --> 00:44:21,070
♪ A'ight
I'd rather go fly a kite ♪

1169
00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:23,010
♪ Or go on a low-carb diet ♪

1170
00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,210
♪ That means no more pasta ♪

1171
00:44:24,230 --> 00:44:27,159
♪ Y'all rappers is too slow
And I'm kinda faster ♪

1172
00:44:29,019 --> 00:44:31,199
♪ Hey, young Dre
You got cornrows in your hair ♪

1173
00:44:31,219 --> 00:44:33,230
♪ You got cornrows down there ♪

1174
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:35,019
♪ I got a watch ♪

1175
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:36,110
♪ It's a Swee-atch ♪

1176
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:38,059
♪ And when my mother
Does my clothes ♪

1177
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:40,159
♪ To get them clean
She uses ble-ach ♪

1178
00:44:40,179 --> 00:44:42,139
♪ Yeah ♪

1179
00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:45,000
♪ I'm sorry, y'all, but
I'm feelin' straight, figure ♪

1180
00:44:45,019 --> 00:44:46,099
♪ To boost up the boy ♪

1181
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:48,179
♪ Hardcore nigga ♪

1182
00:44:48,199 --> 00:44:50,039
[NEEDLE SCRATCHES OFF RECORD]

1183
00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:51,019
[GASP]

1184
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:53,090
[GLASS BREAKING]

1185
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,150
I'm sorry.

1186
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:06,070
[BOOING AND SHOUTING]

1187
00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:21,190
It's Black History Month.
You out of your rabbit-ass mind?

1188
00:45:21,210 --> 00:45:23,030
What is this?

1189
00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:25,150
Is this some sort of
rap initiation?

1190
00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:28,070
This is not how they do it
on American Idol.

1191
00:45:37,059 --> 00:45:39,159
Come on.

1192
00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:44,019
Don't be hating.

1193
00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:50,050
Yo, yo, yo, all y'all
rappers out there!

1194
00:45:50,070 --> 00:45:51,170
My name is
Brad Gluckman,

1195
00:45:51,190 --> 00:45:52,190
and when I'm
on the mic,

1196
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:54,150
you can really
say I suck, man!

1197
00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:55,230
All right,
look, y'all.

1198
00:45:56,010 --> 00:45:57,159
Y'all had y'all laugh.
Just chill out.

1199
00:45:57,179 --> 00:46:00,039
Yeah, because B-Rad G's
about to get ill--

1200
00:46:00,059 --> 00:46:01,119
Yo, yo, yo,

1201
00:46:01,139 --> 00:46:03,190
I ain't laughed that hard
in a long, long time.

1202
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:05,210
For real.

1203
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,059
Hey, hey,
hey, yo, player.

1204
00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:09,110
Your pops called, and
you know what he said?

1205
00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:10,139
He said
he ain't paying.

1206
00:46:10,159 --> 00:46:11,190
Yeah, I guess
he just wants you

1207
00:46:11,210 --> 00:46:14,010
to stay in the hood
with the brothers.

1208
00:46:14,030 --> 00:46:16,030
You know, since you
so down and all.

1209
00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:17,119
So I guess that mean

1210
00:46:17,139 --> 00:46:19,150
we just gonna have
to smoke your punk ass.

1211
00:46:19,170 --> 00:46:21,099
What you think
about that?

1212
00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:25,110
I don't care no more.

1213
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:28,150
I got nothing to live for.

1214
00:46:28,170 --> 00:46:30,199
Go ahead, smoke me.

1215
00:46:37,019 --> 00:46:38,050
Dude...

1216
00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:40,019
You believe what
they put on stage?

1217
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:42,050
That's right.
You getting played, homey.

1218
00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:43,150
Straight out, dog.

1219
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,010
Excuse me?

1220
00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:47,099
That's right.
I said you getting played, dog.

1221
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:49,039
Little white boy up there
hitting your lady.

1222
00:46:49,059 --> 00:46:51,000
You know, she digging it,
she loving what's going on,

1223
00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:52,059
and this and that, right.

1224
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:53,170
You know
what I was kind of thinking?

1225
00:46:53,190 --> 00:46:55,059
I was thinking
maybe I'd go next.

1226
00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:56,119
You want next?

1227
00:46:56,139 --> 00:46:57,190
Let a homeboy
get some action,

1228
00:46:57,210 --> 00:47:01,139
you know what I mean--

1229
00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:03,159
Hey, homes! What's up?

1230
00:47:03,179 --> 00:47:05,210
Not here, Tec.

1231
00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:07,090
What you wanna do?

1232
00:47:07,110 --> 00:47:09,199
I wanna bag me a white boy,
that's what I wanna do.

1233
00:47:15,070 --> 00:47:16,199
[DOOR OPENS]

1234
00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:20,050
Hey, you okay?

1235
00:47:23,230 --> 00:47:25,219
You know,
it's not as bad as it seems.

1236
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,110
It's worse.

1237
00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:28,219
Everybody's right.

1238
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,139
My rhymes is weak.

1239
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,150
You just--
you need a little work.

1240
00:47:32,170 --> 00:47:33,190
I should've run

1241
00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:35,179
when you gave me
the chance.

1242
00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:36,230
No, you were right.

1243
00:47:37,010 --> 00:47:39,219
I respect you
for getting up there.

1244
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,219
You got mad heart.

1245
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,219
But you heard them
laughing.

1246
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,179
I ain't nothing
but a busta.

1247
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:48,090
They just don't
understand you.

1248
00:47:48,110 --> 00:47:49,150
None of them know

1249
00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:53,019
how hardcore it is
up in Malibu.

1250
00:47:53,039 --> 00:47:54,019
Yeah?

1251
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:56,119
Yeah.

1252
00:47:56,139 --> 00:48:00,079
With the... the...
the traffic, and...

1253
00:48:00,099 --> 00:48:02,190
and the sharks.

1254
00:48:02,210 --> 00:48:04,070
Y'all got sharks.

1255
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:08,119
And when the public be all up
on your private beach?

1256
00:48:08,139 --> 00:48:10,159
Right. Right.

1257
00:48:11,230 --> 00:48:14,230
You just gotta stick with it
and be yourself.

1258
00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:17,050
Don't let anybody
tell you who you are.

1259
00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:20,059
You all right, B-Rad.

1260
00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:23,039
Hey, Shondra?

1261
00:48:26,010 --> 00:48:27,110
You know when I was
saying earlier,

1262
00:48:27,130 --> 00:48:29,000
in the car,

1263
00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:30,190
about being
a player and all?

1264
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:32,130
I was just fooling.

1265
00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:37,170
I ain't never been with a real
black girl before.

1266
00:48:37,190 --> 00:48:39,070
For real?

1267
00:48:39,090 --> 00:48:40,159
Well, except on the Internet.

1268
00:48:42,179 --> 00:48:47,119
You the finest girl
I ever seen in my whole life.

1269
00:48:47,139 --> 00:48:49,070
And I was wondering...

1270
00:48:50,179 --> 00:48:52,230
since they're gonna ice me
in the morning...

1271
00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:57,199
Could I, like, kind of, maybe...

1272
00:48:57,219 --> 00:48:59,130
hopefully...

1273
00:49:00,059 --> 00:49:02,179
kiss you?

1274
00:49:04,230 --> 00:49:06,139
You're so pretty.

1275
00:49:07,219 --> 00:49:09,039
Thank you.

1276
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:23,170
Oh, you real pretty.

1277
00:49:23,190 --> 00:49:26,139
♪ Oh, so horny
Oh, so horny ♪

1278
00:49:26,159 --> 00:49:29,099
♪ Oh so horny-- ♪

1279
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:30,110
Damn, fool!

1280
00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:31,159
I said kiss!

1281
00:49:31,179 --> 00:49:33,179
I offered you a snack,
not the whole kitchen!

1282
00:49:33,199 --> 00:49:36,130
♪ Oh, so horny... ♪

1283
00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:39,010
My bad.
It's my bad.

1284
00:49:41,039 --> 00:49:42,150
My bad.

1285
00:49:42,170 --> 00:49:45,179
♪ ...Shine on me
Shine on me ♪

1286
00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:47,010
Oh, hell, no!
Hell, no!

1287
00:49:47,030 --> 00:49:48,170
Get your ass up.

1288
00:49:48,190 --> 00:49:49,199
Get your big ass up.

1289
00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,179
Move!

1290
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,010
All right, that's it.

1291
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:53,110
This game is whack.

1292
00:49:53,130 --> 00:49:55,150
I want my money,
and then y'all can get out.

1293
00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:58,159
Hey, Shondra,
but we're not done yet.

1294
00:49:58,179 --> 00:50:00,190
And you ain't never
gonna be done.

1295
00:50:00,210 --> 00:50:02,139
Did it ever occur
to you two clowns

1296
00:50:02,159 --> 00:50:04,219
that this might be the way
he really is?

1297
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,119
BOTH:
No.

1298
00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:09,059
Whatever.
Look, I did what you asked.

1299
00:50:09,079 --> 00:50:10,099
I want my money.

1300
00:50:10,119 --> 00:50:11,159
Shondra,
you fail to realize

1301
00:50:11,179 --> 00:50:13,130
that putting together
this entire operation

1302
00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:15,010
has been quite
expensive.

1303
00:50:15,030 --> 00:50:16,050
Bling, bling!

1304
00:50:17,119 --> 00:50:18,139
Excuse me?

1305
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:20,219
I might not have
all the money right now.

1306
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Are you playing me? Huh?

1307
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,139
Ow.

1308
00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:25,079
Y'all better get my money,

1309
00:50:25,099 --> 00:50:27,179
or I'm going in there,
and I'm a tell him what's up.

1310
00:50:27,199 --> 00:50:28,179
A'ight?

1311
00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:30,019
Mm-hmm.

1312
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:33,090
Okay.

1313
00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:46,070
Psst.

1314
00:50:46,090 --> 00:50:49,170
Hey, dog.

1315
00:50:49,190 --> 00:50:50,159
Huh?

1316
00:50:50,179 --> 00:50:51,219
Down here, dog.

1317
00:50:56,010 --> 00:50:56,230
Stuart Little?

1318
00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:59,059
Negro, please.

1319
00:50:59,079 --> 00:51:01,159
That little white rat
ain't got nothing on me.

1320
00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:04,010
Yo, I'm Ronny Rizat,
represizzat.

1321
00:51:04,030 --> 00:51:06,230
Oh. Hey, Ronny.

1322
00:51:07,010 --> 00:51:08,070
Why you down, dog?

1323
00:51:08,090 --> 00:51:10,110
I'm a failure.

1324
00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:12,150
No, it ain't like that, fool.

1325
00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:14,170
You need to stop listening
to all them perpetrators

1326
00:51:14,190 --> 00:51:15,230
and just be yourself.

1327
00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:17,070
For real?

1328
00:51:17,090 --> 00:51:19,039
For rizzeal. Pound it.

1329
00:51:23,059 --> 00:51:25,030
Hold up.

1330
00:51:25,050 --> 00:51:27,119
You saying,
if I put my mind to it,

1331
00:51:27,139 --> 00:51:29,050
I can be whatever I wanna be?

1332
00:51:29,070 --> 00:51:30,179
Damn straight.

1333
00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:34,030
That if I follow my dreams
I can achieve true happiness?

1334
00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,039
Word.

1335
00:51:35,059 --> 00:51:37,000
And if I work hard,

1336
00:51:37,019 --> 00:51:39,070
I can be the biggest rapper
there ever was?

1337
00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:41,159
Rapper?
Hell, no. You stink.

1338
00:51:41,179 --> 00:51:43,090
Don't be hating.

1339
00:51:43,110 --> 00:51:44,190
I'd rather eat garbage

1340
00:51:44,210 --> 00:51:46,219
than listen to your
tired-ass rhymes.

1341
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,170
But--
Now, look here, man.

1342
00:51:48,190 --> 00:51:51,039
I'm up out of here.
I gotta go see my lady.

1343
00:51:51,059 --> 00:51:53,079
She's a breeder
rat at PetCo.

1344
00:51:53,099 --> 00:51:54,139
And please believe it,

1345
00:51:54,159 --> 00:51:56,150
it's all gonna work out
for the best.

1346
00:51:56,170 --> 00:51:57,159
[TRAP SNAPS SHUT]

1347
00:51:57,179 --> 00:51:59,000
Oh, shiznit!

1348
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,090
Oh, he totally
bought it.

1349
00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,099
The carjack going
into the kidnapping.

1350
00:52:22,119 --> 00:52:25,119
And we staged a beautiful
liquor store robbery.

1351
00:52:25,139 --> 00:52:27,039
You should have
been there.

1352
00:52:27,059 --> 00:52:30,059
Unfortunately, he still
seems to be posing,

1353
00:52:30,079 --> 00:52:33,000
so we've taken it
upon ourselves

1354
00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:35,170
to plan a drive-by
shooting next.

1355
00:52:35,190 --> 00:52:37,099
Mr. Gluckman
will be very happy.

1356
00:52:37,119 --> 00:52:39,070
Now, it's gonna take
a little bit more money

1357
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,010
than we originally projected,
so that's why we were wondering

1358
00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:42,210
if you could give us
an advance--

1359
00:52:42,230 --> 00:52:44,030
No, no, no,
no, no.

1360
00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:45,159
No, you'll get
the rest of your money

1361
00:52:45,179 --> 00:52:47,050
when Richie Cunningham
comes walking through my door

1362
00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:49,030
and not a second sooner.
Understood?

1363
00:52:49,050 --> 00:52:50,099
Right. I do under--

1364
00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:51,090
Good.

1365
00:52:51,110 --> 00:52:52,099
[DIAL TONE]

1366
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:53,090
Mister--

1367
00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:56,010
Mr. Gibbons?
Hello?

1368
00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:58,059
Damn!

1369
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:01,159
They been playing me all along!

1370
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:03,210
I knew my rhymes was dope!

1371
00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:07,150
I knew the hood
couldn't be this bad.

1372
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:10,139
How could they do that?

1373
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:12,019
How could she do that?

1374
00:53:12,039 --> 00:53:14,050
All right.

1375
00:53:14,070 --> 00:53:15,059
The damn fools wanna play?

1376
00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:17,039
Then let's play!

1377
00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:22,199
What the hell?

1378
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,230
Hey!

1379
00:53:26,010 --> 00:53:28,019
What the hell you doing?
Listen up!

1380
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:29,219
B-Rad G's in the hizzy.

1381
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,030
And things are gonna start
changing around here for shizzy.

1382
00:53:33,050 --> 00:53:35,059
Do something.

1383
00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,230
All right, you better
shut your mouth, fool.

1384
00:53:37,010 --> 00:53:40,079
Get back in that room
before I beat your ass.

1385
00:53:40,099 --> 00:53:44,119
You feeling froggie?
Then leap.

1386
00:53:46,130 --> 00:53:48,110
Anybody else wanna step?

1387
00:53:48,130 --> 00:53:50,079
Uh... No.

1388
00:53:50,099 --> 00:53:52,079
What the hell got into you?

1389
00:53:52,099 --> 00:53:53,170
Shut up, ho!

1390
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:54,179
Ooh.

1391
00:53:54,199 --> 00:53:56,039
Ho?

1392
00:53:56,059 --> 00:53:58,099
Who you calling a ho,
ho?

1393
00:53:58,119 --> 00:53:59,159
You, ho.

1394
00:53:59,179 --> 00:54:02,090
The same ho that gave up
that weak-ass kiss

1395
00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:04,099
five minutes ago
in the bedroom.

1396
00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:06,090
Really?
Shondra.

1397
00:54:06,110 --> 00:54:07,230
I told you she liked white boys.

1398
00:54:08,190 --> 00:54:10,130
Who do you think
you are?

1399
00:54:10,150 --> 00:54:12,119
Oh, I'm B-Rad G
from 'Bu.

1400
00:54:12,139 --> 00:54:13,210
Represent.

1401
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,210
And what y'all
didn't realize is,

1402
00:54:15,230 --> 00:54:18,219
I was trying to put
my mobbing days behind me.

1403
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,070
But rolling with y'all
done re-awoke my inner killer.

1404
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,219
So let's start dropping bodies!

1405
00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:30,139
Don't stand there.
Come on, girl, help us.

1406
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:33,119
Uh-uh. You created that monster.
You deal with it!

1407
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,219
Hey, man.

1408
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Hey, where you
going, man?

1409
00:54:37,019 --> 00:54:38,000
Where you going?

1410
00:54:38,019 --> 00:54:39,090
I need to take a drive.

1411
00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:41,039
What you mean? Where
you fixing to drive to?

1412
00:54:41,059 --> 00:54:43,190
Oh, I think today's a good day
to die, don't you think?

1413
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:44,210
♪ Yeah, ye-eah ♪

1414
00:54:44,230 --> 00:54:45,230
Hey, hey, hey.

1415
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:47,000
Why you talking
crazy, man?

1416
00:54:47,019 --> 00:54:48,050
Just be cool. Hey.

1417
00:54:48,070 --> 00:54:50,130
I might as well go out
in a blaze of glory.

1418
00:54:50,150 --> 00:54:51,199
My daddy
don't love me,

1419
00:54:51,219 --> 00:54:53,010
my rhymes is played out,

1420
00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:54,070
I ain't down enough
for y'all.

1421
00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:55,159
No, no, you're down.
You're down.

1422
00:54:55,179 --> 00:54:57,119
Isn't he down, PJ?

1423
00:54:57,139 --> 00:54:59,170
Ow! Tree, ain't he down?
Yeah, Bloodbath, he down.

1424
00:54:59,190 --> 00:55:01,179
He down as they
come, fool--

1425
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:04,150
Oh, my God! Oh!
A jack!

1426
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:06,090
It's a jack! A jack!

1427
00:55:06,110 --> 00:55:09,010
Get out the car,
white boy!

1428
00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:11,139
Oh, you that weak fuck
from the club.

1429
00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:15,039
Get your behind
out the car, man.

1430
00:55:15,059 --> 00:55:16,070
Got something for me?

1431
00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:17,199
Hell, yeah,
I got something for you.

1432
00:55:17,219 --> 00:55:18,210
You ready to die?

1433
00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:20,059
Well, ain't that a co-inky-dink.

1434
00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:21,159
I was just talking
to my two homeys

1435
00:55:21,179 --> 00:55:22,190
about just that.

1436
00:55:22,210 --> 00:55:24,199
Shut up and move.
Move him!

1437
00:55:24,219 --> 00:55:26,090
Y'all should change up
your style,

1438
00:55:26,110 --> 00:55:28,170
because this jackings
is getting tired.

1439
00:55:28,190 --> 00:55:30,019
Hey, yo, Bloodbath,

1440
00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:31,210
if there's one scratch
on my ride,

1441
00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,159
I'm gonna eat your children!

1442
00:55:33,179 --> 00:55:34,210
Shotgun.

1443
00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:38,000
Hey, yo, Deuce, shut him up.
Oh, Jesus.

1444
00:55:38,019 --> 00:55:39,179
Hey, yo, 8-Ball,

1445
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:41,179
what should we do with
Bloodbath and his friend?

1446
00:55:41,199 --> 00:55:42,230
Uh, nothing.

1447
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,150
I said shotgun.
Know what shotgun means?

1448
00:55:45,170 --> 00:55:47,219
Shotgun means
I ride in the front seat.

1449
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,210
You better hope I don't
piss in your trunk.

1450
00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:51,070
Shut up.

1451
00:55:52,190 --> 00:55:54,099
Allow me to clear this up
for you, my dogs.

1452
00:55:54,119 --> 00:55:57,030
My name isn't Bloodbath,
it's Sean James,

1453
00:55:57,050 --> 00:55:58,130
and I'm just an actor--

1454
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:00,110
Well, Sean James. Is Shondra
hitting that white boy?

1455
00:56:00,130 --> 00:56:02,139
I don't think anyone's
hitting anybody, actually.

1456
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:05,019
She's just in on this scam
that we have going.

1457
00:56:05,039 --> 00:56:06,190
Scams?
What you talking about, scams?

1458
00:56:06,210 --> 00:56:07,230
Well...

1459
00:56:08,010 --> 00:56:10,000
Uh, hey, player,
we were just hired

1460
00:56:10,019 --> 00:56:11,019
to kidnap Bill Gluckman's
son, man.

1461
00:56:11,039 --> 00:56:12,139
That's all
we was doing.

1462
00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:14,190
Gluckman? Is that that dude
running for governor?

1463
00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:15,219
You know him?

1464
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:16,199
Hell, yeah.

1465
00:56:16,219 --> 00:56:18,139
Down with the bitches and hos.

1466
00:56:18,159 --> 00:56:19,150
I'm a vote for him.

1467
00:56:19,170 --> 00:56:20,190
What, you think
we ignorant

1468
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,230
just 'cause we live
in the hood?

1469
00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:24,099
I didn't say that.
Huh?

1470
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:27,099
Hey, man, we would never
say that, brother--

1471
00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:29,110
Silence!

1472
00:56:29,130 --> 00:56:32,059
Yo, we got
Gluckman's son.

1473
00:56:32,079 --> 00:56:34,150
Gotta be worth more alive
than dead. What you think?

1474
00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:35,210
Gotta be.

1475
00:56:35,230 --> 00:56:38,030
Grab fat-back. I got Milk Dud.

1476
00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:39,090
Let's roll.

1477
00:56:39,110 --> 00:56:40,090
I'm soft.

1478
00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:41,150
All of the polls say

1479
00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:43,110
that since Brad has been
out of the picture,

1480
00:56:43,130 --> 00:56:45,099
we have gone up
six points.

1481
00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:47,190
Yeah, but we're still dead
in the urban demos, though.

1482
00:56:47,210 --> 00:56:49,179
There's no way we can
win without them.

1483
00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:50,179
[INTERCOM BEEPS]

1484
00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,019
Mr. Gibbons?
Yeah.

1485
00:56:52,039 --> 00:56:54,119
I have a Sean on
the phone for you, sir.

1486
00:56:57,099 --> 00:56:59,059
Check it out, homes.

1487
00:56:59,079 --> 00:57:01,000
Is that him ése
or what?

1488
00:57:01,019 --> 00:57:02,210
Yeah, that's Tec, homes.

1489
00:57:02,230 --> 00:57:04,030
Call Psycho.

1490
00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:05,199
Tell him to bring it all down.

1491
00:57:05,219 --> 00:57:07,119
We're gonna have ourself
a little party tonight, homey.

1492
00:57:07,139 --> 00:57:12,159
Mr. Gibbons, we have a real
serious problem here.

1493
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,030
I told you no more money.

1494
00:57:14,050 --> 00:57:17,019
Yes, I realize you said that,
but this is--

1495
00:57:17,039 --> 00:57:18,079
We're in really big troub--

1496
00:57:18,099 --> 00:57:19,210
Listen, fool.

1497
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:21,190
Gluckman's boy's been
kidnapped for real,

1498
00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:23,050
along with your
punk-ass friends.

1499
00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:25,179
Kidnapped?

1500
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:29,059
If Mr. Governor wants to see
his punk bitch baby boy

1501
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,139
alive again...

1502
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:33,039
I want 500 grand
by tomorrow midnight.

1503
00:57:34,179 --> 00:57:36,179
Um, well,
how do I know this is real?

1504
00:57:36,199 --> 00:57:39,219
What, you think your
actors is this good?

1505
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,119
Say something.

1506
00:57:42,139 --> 00:57:44,190
Please help us.

1507
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:47,030
I am...

1508
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:49,179
so...

1509
00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,170
scared!

1510
00:57:51,190 --> 00:57:54,170
Please help us.

1511
00:57:54,190 --> 00:57:55,150
Well?

1512
00:57:55,170 --> 00:57:57,170
Okay, I'm convinced.

1513
00:57:57,190 --> 00:57:59,010
Well, get my money.

1514
00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:02,010
Fine.
I can arrange that, but--

1515
00:58:02,030 --> 00:58:03,210
You got 10 minutes.

1516
00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:06,000
Now what?

1517
00:58:06,019 --> 00:58:07,010
We wait.

1518
00:58:07,030 --> 00:58:08,090
What?

1519
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:11,000
They want 500 grand,
or they'll kill him.

1520
00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:12,010
You've got to
be kidding me.

1521
00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:13,130
Oh, come on! Oh, no!

1522
00:58:13,150 --> 00:58:14,130
Oh, my God.

1523
00:58:14,150 --> 00:58:15,179
We're going to jail.

1524
00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:17,210
Wait. Whoa. Slow down.
Don't panic.

1525
00:58:17,230 --> 00:58:20,000
It was your idea!

1526
00:58:20,019 --> 00:58:21,119
That was idiotic!

1527
00:58:21,139 --> 00:58:25,150
Don't panic. Just...
Let me think this through here.

1528
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:27,190
You're just as guilty
as any of us.

1529
00:58:27,210 --> 00:58:32,079
Well...
Now, we may just have

1530
00:58:32,099 --> 00:58:33,099
a very interesting
opportunity here.

1531
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:35,099
Where are you going with this?

1532
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:37,099
Well, the negatives are obvious.

1533
00:58:37,119 --> 00:58:38,150
Yeah!

1534
00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:40,110
Bill drops out of the race,
emotional distress.

1535
00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:41,179
I can handle Bill.

1536
00:58:41,199 --> 00:58:42,219
What are the positives?

1537
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,050
Well, there are
just so many.

1538
00:58:45,070 --> 00:58:46,070
No more Brad problem.

1539
00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,099
Uh-huh.

1540
00:58:47,119 --> 00:58:49,150
Right.
Right, I like that.

1541
00:58:49,170 --> 00:58:50,219
Well,
with a dead son,

1542
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,219
the sympathy factor could
give us a huge spike

1543
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,019
in the female
and gay demos.

1544
00:58:54,039 --> 00:58:55,119
Wait, I've got
the image:

1545
00:58:55,139 --> 00:59:01,059
Bill, weeping
over Brad's open casket.

1546
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:04,019
Then after grieving,
he goes on the offensive.

1547
00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:06,059
Bill Gluckman's war on crime!
On drugs!
Gangs.

1548
00:59:06,079 --> 00:59:07,039
It's what's hot right now!

1549
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:08,079
Ooh, that's great!

1550
00:59:08,099 --> 00:59:10,039
It's just what
we needed!

1551
00:59:10,059 --> 00:59:11,110
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1552
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,150
Get over there.

1553
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:15,230
Who this?

1554
00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:16,230
No deal.

1555
00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:18,070
Say what?

1556
00:59:18,090 --> 00:59:20,090
Bill Gluckman does not
make deals with criminals.

1557
00:59:20,110 --> 00:59:22,110
That's it.
His punk ass is dead.

1558
00:59:22,130 --> 00:59:24,079
Well, you do
what you have to do,

1559
00:59:24,099 --> 00:59:26,019
and we'll do what we have to do.

1560
00:59:26,039 --> 00:59:28,059
There you go.

1561
00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:32,139
That was cold.

1562
00:59:32,159 --> 00:59:33,179
Yo, take off the tape.

1563
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,119
Goddamn, that hurts
like a motherfrick!

1564
00:59:37,139 --> 00:59:38,230
I'm a get out of this.

1565
00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:40,099
I'm gonna have to teach you all
some manners!

1566
00:59:40,119 --> 00:59:41,230
Yeah, well,
your daddy ain't paying.

1567
00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:44,019
Yeah, yeah.
Tell me something I don't know.

1568
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,019
What?

1569
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:46,070
You heard me,

1570
00:59:46,090 --> 00:59:48,090
you half-stepping,
moist-ass bitch!

1571
00:59:48,110 --> 00:59:49,219
Excuse me?

1572
00:59:50,210 --> 00:59:53,150
Oh, you gonna do it like that?

1573
00:59:53,170 --> 00:59:55,070
All right, then. Bring it.

1574
00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:56,199
It's been brought.

1575
00:59:56,219 --> 00:59:58,179
Okay, then.
That gat's real, right?

1576
00:59:58,199 --> 01:00:00,130
So then do it.

1577
01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:02,079
Put crackerjack
out of his misery.

1578
01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:04,190
Come on, y'all.
I'll do it myself.

1579
01:00:04,210 --> 01:00:06,030
Get him!

1580
01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:07,119
Come on.
Pull the trigger.

1581
01:00:07,139 --> 01:00:08,159
This fool is straight up crazy,

1582
01:00:08,179 --> 01:00:10,090
and I cannot deal
with this shit.

1583
01:00:11,059 --> 01:00:12,219
[GUNSHOTS]

1584
01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:19,090
That's nice. Yeah, this is good.

1585
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:22,070
Get your ass
down, fool!

1586
01:00:28,219 --> 01:00:31,059
Y'all take this seriously, huh?

1587
01:00:31,079 --> 01:00:32,130
I love you, Sean.

1588
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:33,139
I love you too.

1589
01:00:33,159 --> 01:00:34,219
Lay down some cover,
fool!

1590
01:00:37,150 --> 01:00:39,139
We can't!
They too strapped!

1591
01:00:39,159 --> 01:00:42,050
"We can't!
They too strapped!"

1592
01:00:42,070 --> 01:00:43,219
What we gonna do?

1593
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,110
"What we gonna do?"

1594
01:00:47,079 --> 01:00:51,199
Punks. Give me them gats.
Y'all are serious crazy.

1595
01:00:51,219 --> 01:00:52,210
Y'all wanna play?

1596
01:00:52,230 --> 01:00:55,079
Well, then let's play.

1597
01:01:00,230 --> 01:01:03,010
Y'all know
who you dealing with?

1598
01:01:03,030 --> 01:01:04,219
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!

1599
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:10,190
King Kong
ain't got nothing on me!

1600
01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:12,159
[SCREAMING]

1601
01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:23,190
Damn. These special effects
is the bomb.

1602
01:01:23,210 --> 01:01:25,000
[SCREAMING]

1603
01:01:25,019 --> 01:01:26,199
Let's go! Let's dip! Let's go!

1604
01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:43,230
It's safe now, y'all.

1605
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,059
Hey, yo, that was ill.

1606
01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:48,110
And y'all punk asses
ain't do nothing.

1607
01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:49,230
All that buffness
for no reason.

1608
01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:51,219
That's him.

1609
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,039
Get over here.

1610
01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:55,219
Hey, where you learn that from?

1611
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,190
Grand Theft Auto III.

1612
01:01:57,210 --> 01:01:59,150
Word? Can I borrow that?

1613
01:01:59,170 --> 01:02:01,119
You got a PlayStation 2?

1614
01:02:01,139 --> 01:02:03,059
No, I got GameCast.

1615
01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:07,079
GameCast? Well, there's GameCube
and Dreamcast. Which you got?

1616
01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:10,059
I said I got GameCast, man!
Damn, I can't afford it.

1617
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:13,070
My bad. I'm just trying
to help you out.

1618
01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:15,190
[HIP-HOP PLAYING]

1619
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:30,110
I'm gonna
holler at you.

1620
01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:32,010
My wigga, my wigga.

1621
01:02:32,030 --> 01:02:34,219
What's up, baby?
How you doing, man?

1622
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,050
I got something
for you.

1623
01:02:37,070 --> 01:02:39,079
That's yours, B.

1624
01:02:39,099 --> 01:02:40,079
Oh, for real?

1625
01:02:40,099 --> 01:02:41,059
Yeah.

1626
01:02:41,079 --> 01:02:44,159
Yo, you shouldn't have.

1627
01:02:44,179 --> 01:02:46,079
Serious moment. Bring it in,
y'all, serious moment.

1628
01:02:46,099 --> 01:02:48,079
Welcome to
the Nines, baby.

1629
01:02:48,099 --> 01:02:51,050
Only way out now...
is in a box.

1630
01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:53,039
In a box?

1631
01:02:53,059 --> 01:02:54,179
In a box.

1632
01:02:54,199 --> 01:02:57,000
Oh, in a box.

1633
01:02:57,019 --> 01:02:59,099
Right.

1634
01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:16,199
Good evening. I'm Hal Fishman.

1635
01:03:16,219 --> 01:03:19,159
We open tonight with
a Channel 5 News exclusive.

1636
01:03:19,179 --> 01:03:23,010
A security camera captured
incredible footage

1637
01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:25,019
of gang violence tonight

1638
01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:29,010
as it flared on the streets
of South Central.

1639
01:03:29,030 --> 01:03:30,179
This hardcore gangster,

1640
01:03:30,199 --> 01:03:33,199
believed to be
the notorious White Kong,

1641
01:03:33,219 --> 01:03:36,090
ringleader of a South Central
street gang,

1642
01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:39,219
fired his weapons
with wanton disregard

1643
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,000
for human life
or personal property.

1644
01:03:43,019 --> 01:03:44,150
If you have any information

1645
01:03:44,170 --> 01:03:46,050
on the whereabouts
of this man,

1646
01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:50,210
call our KTLA hotline
at 800-1-SNITCH.

1647
01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:58,000
ALL: Oh my God!

1648
01:04:01,230 --> 01:04:05,000
Yo, that is some
hardcore shnizitz.

1649
01:04:05,019 --> 01:04:07,099
Damn, Moch,
what are we gonna do?

1650
01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:08,179
A'ight.

1651
01:04:08,199 --> 01:04:10,190
We're gonna bounce back
to our respective cribs,

1652
01:04:10,210 --> 01:04:12,199
jack our mom and dad's
biggest gats,

1653
01:04:12,219 --> 01:04:14,010
jet down to South Central

1654
01:04:14,030 --> 01:04:15,159
and save his ass!

1655
01:04:15,179 --> 01:04:16,179
Word.

1656
01:04:16,199 --> 01:04:18,230
Hey, hey,

1657
01:04:19,010 --> 01:04:20,139
Bradley's been involved
in a gang shooting.

1658
01:04:20,159 --> 01:04:21,179
What?

1659
01:04:21,199 --> 01:04:23,059
No, no, no,
it couldn't be.

1660
01:04:23,079 --> 01:04:24,079
No.

1661
01:04:24,099 --> 01:04:25,219
Yeah.
His face is all over the news.

1662
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,150
I think I know my own son.

1663
01:04:27,170 --> 01:04:30,010
All right, well, I'm sure
there's a logical explanation.

1664
01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,179
Why don't you go on
upstairs, get some sleep,

1665
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:33,099
let me take care of it?
Sleep? No. No.

1666
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,039
He's shooting the hell out
of South Central. Come on, Tom.

1667
01:04:35,059 --> 01:04:37,070
Let's go get him--
No! No, no, Bill.

1668
01:04:37,090 --> 01:04:39,150
You have a debate
tomorrow in Sacramento.

1669
01:04:39,170 --> 01:04:40,230
The hell with the debate.

1670
01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:42,119
Hey, hey.

1671
01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:44,070
You cancel that, and you can
kiss this campaign goodbye.

1672
01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:45,230
Tom, you can shove the debate
up your ass.

1673
01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:47,219
I'm not going to lose my son
over this election.

1674
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,039
Hey, listen, Bill,
I understand you're upset,

1675
01:04:50,059 --> 01:04:53,230
but for once in your life
will you think outside the box?

1676
01:04:54,010 --> 01:04:55,039
For once!

1677
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:56,090
Now, this whole thing,

1678
01:04:56,110 --> 01:04:58,110
this whole Brad thing
with the gangs,

1679
01:04:58,130 --> 01:05:00,110
we can spin it
and make it into a positive.

1680
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,230
Positive?

1681
01:05:02,010 --> 01:05:03,150
Yes, if he's arrested
or if he's injured,

1682
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:05,000
we can turn it
so you're the victim.

1683
01:05:05,019 --> 01:05:07,079
"Crime reaches everyone"
kind of thing.

1684
01:05:07,099 --> 01:05:09,030
Are you trying to get
votes out of this?

1685
01:05:09,050 --> 01:05:11,230
I'm trying to win, Bill,
and you don't seem to care!

1686
01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:13,070
I'm his father!

1687
01:05:13,090 --> 01:05:15,090
Since when?

1688
01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:22,019
Since right now.

1689
01:05:23,010 --> 01:05:26,000
And you're fired.

1690
01:05:36,159 --> 01:05:40,039
We need to brainstorm
on how I get my job back.

1691
01:05:47,230 --> 01:05:49,070
Hello. This is OnStar.

1692
01:05:49,090 --> 01:05:50,199
I'm looking for a location

1693
01:05:50,219 --> 01:05:54,159
of the license number
D...SHIZNIT.

1694
01:05:54,179 --> 01:05:56,059
That vehicle
is at the corner

1695
01:05:56,079 --> 01:05:58,199
of McKinley
and 82nd Street, sir.

1696
01:06:11,159 --> 01:06:14,210
What the hell are you
supposed to be, Robo-bitch?

1697
01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:18,119
All right Monster,
what are you packing?

1698
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:20,179
This.

1699
01:06:20,199 --> 01:06:22,019
What the hell is that?

1700
01:06:22,039 --> 01:06:24,210
My pop's spear gat...
from the yacht.

1701
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,019
What is he hunting,

1702
01:06:26,039 --> 01:06:27,130
Flipper?

1703
01:06:29,079 --> 01:06:31,130
Think you so bad.

1704
01:06:31,150 --> 01:06:32,199
Well, what you got?

1705
01:06:32,219 --> 01:06:34,119
Never mind.

1706
01:06:34,139 --> 01:06:35,130
Come on,
let's see it.

1707
01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:37,090
All right, chill.
Chill.

1708
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,110
Is that a freaking musket?

1709
01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:44,059
Yeah, it's a freaking musket.

1710
01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:47,070
Shut up!
Shut up, you damn posers!

1711
01:06:49,010 --> 01:06:50,099
Hadji,
how about you?

1712
01:06:50,119 --> 01:06:52,150
I couldn't get much, yo.

1713
01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:53,230
Just this.

1714
01:06:55,159 --> 01:06:58,010
Oh, my God.

1715
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,139
Damn! Where'd you get all that?

1716
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:04,119
Christmas present
from Uncle Ahmet.

1717
01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:08,230
OPERATOR: Mercedes Benz.
May I help you?

1718
01:07:09,010 --> 01:07:10,099
Hell, yes, chickenhead!

1719
01:07:10,119 --> 01:07:15,059
I need a location on
license plate number D-SHIZNIT.

1720
01:07:15,079 --> 01:07:19,010
That car is on the corner
of McKinley and 82nd Street.

1721
01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:24,000
[HIP-HOP PLAYING]

1722
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:44,230
Where's he going?

1723
01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:46,050
Are they making
a sandwich?

1724
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:53,230
He's the mayonnaise
between the wheat bread.

1725
01:08:09,099 --> 01:08:11,039
Where's B-Rad at?

1726
01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:13,119
I... I haven't seen a thing.
I haven't seen him.

1727
01:08:13,139 --> 01:08:15,159
Shondra? Shondra?
A little help, please?

1728
01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:17,039
Sit your
monkey-ass down.

1729
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,140
Don't move.

1730
01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:20,000
What you know
about this?

1731
01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:21,090
What you know
about that?

1732
01:08:21,109 --> 01:08:22,149
You want
some of this?

1733
01:08:22,170 --> 01:08:24,210
Oh, yeah, he does.

1734
01:08:24,229 --> 01:08:26,199
Get it, girl.

1735
01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:28,020
You know what?

1736
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:31,050
You know, I just
tested positive...

1737
01:08:31,069 --> 01:08:34,119
for G-A-M-E.

1738
01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:36,079
All right, gangsta.

1739
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,170
Come on, girl.
Let's do this.

1740
01:08:37,189 --> 01:08:39,050
Okay. We gonna
show you something.

1741
01:08:39,069 --> 01:08:40,189
Wait till you see
what we're gonna do.

1742
01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:43,039
Okay. Ooh. I ain't...

1743
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:44,039
I wanna learn.

1744
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:45,090
I wanna learn.

1745
01:08:45,109 --> 01:08:47,050
I like that.

1746
01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:50,050
I'm ready for
the chocolate love.

1747
01:08:50,069 --> 01:08:51,229
Shondra?

1748
01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:53,189
Yeah, it's Shondra,

1749
01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:56,010
but I guess I wasn't
good enough for you, huh?

1750
01:08:56,029 --> 01:08:57,090
What?

1751
01:08:57,109 --> 01:08:59,050
You had to creep
up in the hood and get two more.

1752
01:08:59,069 --> 01:09:00,050
Oh, no. She didn't.

1753
01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:01,090
Yes, she did.

1754
01:09:01,109 --> 01:09:03,090
This no-good, deadbeat,
weak-ass white boy

1755
01:09:03,109 --> 01:09:05,109
won't take care
of little Malik.

1756
01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:06,149
Malik?

1757
01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:08,170
Mm-hm.
Or Taquayzsha.

1758
01:09:08,189 --> 01:09:10,039
Taquayzsha?

1759
01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:11,090
Or Nahojay.

1760
01:09:11,109 --> 01:09:12,130
Naho-who?

1761
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,050
Oh, no, now,
that's trifling.

1762
01:09:14,069 --> 01:09:15,210
Let's get the hell
up out of here.

1763
01:09:15,229 --> 01:09:17,029
Thank you, girl.

1764
01:09:17,050 --> 01:09:18,130
No problem, ladies.

1765
01:09:18,149 --> 01:09:19,229
Okay, bye-bye.

1766
01:09:20,010 --> 01:09:23,060
Damn. Why you throwing salt
on my G-A-M-E?

1767
01:09:23,079 --> 01:09:25,010
I am saving
your lily-white ass.

1768
01:09:25,029 --> 01:09:26,069
Now, come on.

1769
01:09:26,090 --> 01:09:28,020
Nuh-uh. I ain't
going nowhere.

1770
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:29,189
I'm a I-9 now.

1771
01:09:29,210 --> 01:09:31,210
Peep my tat.

1772
01:09:31,229 --> 01:09:33,229
Listen, fool--

1773
01:09:34,010 --> 01:09:35,000
No, you listen.

1774
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:36,100
I know what you done, Shondra.

1775
01:09:36,119 --> 01:09:37,220
How this
whole thing is fake.

1776
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,199
The stick-up, the kidnap,
the whole nizzy.

1777
01:09:42,039 --> 01:09:43,020
Damn.

1778
01:09:43,039 --> 01:09:45,180
No, you damn.
Why you play me, huh?

1779
01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:47,010
For the money.

1780
01:09:47,029 --> 01:09:48,050
Money?

1781
01:09:48,069 --> 01:09:50,149
What you need
money for?

1782
01:09:50,170 --> 01:09:53,060
Look, fool, this may
sound stupid to you,

1783
01:09:53,079 --> 01:09:55,060
but not everybody
has money,

1784
01:09:55,079 --> 01:09:57,149
and for the people who don't,
money is important.

1785
01:09:57,170 --> 01:10:00,060
Oh, please, you're probably
still flipping me and whatnot.

1786
01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:02,130
Damn it, B-Rad,
this is real.

1787
01:10:02,149 --> 01:10:04,069
Tec and his crew
are real.

1788
01:10:04,090 --> 01:10:06,060
Oh, really?

1789
01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:07,189
Well, then
if Tec is real,

1790
01:10:07,210 --> 01:10:09,220
then this gat must be real,

1791
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,140
and if this gat is real,

1792
01:10:11,159 --> 01:10:13,229
then the bullets in it
have got to be real.

1793
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:18,029
And seeing how my foot is real,
this would really hurt.

1794
01:10:19,029 --> 01:10:22,039
See that? I just shot my foot.

1795
01:10:25,210 --> 01:10:27,000
And it's real!

1796
01:10:28,050 --> 01:10:31,029
Oh, my God,
this whole thing is real!

1797
01:10:31,050 --> 01:10:35,220
I just shot my foot.
I just shot my foot.

1798
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,130
I just shot my foot.

1799
01:10:37,149 --> 01:10:38,149
Sit.

1800
01:10:38,170 --> 01:10:40,039
Stop hopping around,
fool. Goodness.

1801
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:41,029
Oh, God.

1802
01:10:41,050 --> 01:10:42,220
Oh, Shondra,
I'm dying!

1803
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:43,229
This cap barely grazed you.

1804
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,020
I can't live!

1805
01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:47,069
Lucky you such a weak-ass shot.

1806
01:10:47,090 --> 01:10:48,090
It's real, Shondra.

1807
01:10:48,109 --> 01:10:49,189
This whole thing
is real!

1808
01:10:49,210 --> 01:10:50,229
Stop moving.

1809
01:10:51,010 --> 01:10:53,029
Hey, who doing
all that popping up--

1810
01:10:53,050 --> 01:10:55,039
Oh, God.

1811
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:56,130
Hey, what the hell?

1812
01:10:57,159 --> 01:10:58,220
Hey, what up, cuz?

1813
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,039
Hey, Tec!
My road dog, yeah.

1814
01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:05,050
Just the man I wanted to see.

1815
01:11:05,069 --> 01:11:06,180
You know Shondra.

1816
01:11:06,199 --> 01:11:08,029
Hey, what's going on, Shondra?

1817
01:11:08,050 --> 01:11:10,000
Tec, I swear, it is not
what it looks like.

1818
01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:11,010
Don't you lie
to me.

1819
01:11:11,029 --> 01:11:12,079
That was always my line
to you,

1820
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,020
and it always was
what it looked like.

1821
01:11:14,039 --> 01:11:15,149
Now, what's going on
with your boyfriend, here?

1822
01:11:15,170 --> 01:11:17,060
Hey, yo, dog,

1823
01:11:17,079 --> 01:11:18,229
I'd love to kick it with you
and run this whole thizang,

1824
01:11:19,010 --> 01:11:20,119
but I got a little business
back in the 'Bu,

1825
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:22,119
you know, a little something
with Dre-Dre,

1826
01:11:22,140 --> 01:11:23,199
so if you don't mind--

1827
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:25,090
I do mind!

1828
01:11:25,109 --> 01:11:27,189
Wait, Tec,
let me explain.

1829
01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:29,100
Because I don't belong here.

1830
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,090
What?

1831
01:11:30,109 --> 01:11:32,010
You done forgot
already, fool?

1832
01:11:32,029 --> 01:11:33,060
I done told you.

1833
01:11:33,079 --> 01:11:35,050
There's only one way
out of the I-9,

1834
01:11:35,069 --> 01:11:37,100
and your E-ticket's
in this here chamber.

1835
01:11:37,119 --> 01:11:38,199
There it is.

1836
01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:40,180
Did you see how
committed he was?
Yeah.

1837
01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:43,090
That's the rage
I was talking about.

1838
01:11:43,109 --> 01:11:46,050
Tec, please don't be hating.

1839
01:11:47,229 --> 01:11:49,159
I won't let you do it, Tec.

1840
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:53,229
Fine. Then I'll just do
the both of you, then.

1841
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:10,199
Damn, fool!
You just hit my house!

1842
01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:12,130
Brad?

1843
01:12:12,149 --> 01:12:13,180
Pops?

1844
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:15,100
It's Mr. Gluckman.

1845
01:12:15,119 --> 01:12:16,210
Brad, you okay?

1846
01:12:16,229 --> 01:12:20,000
Not really, and unless
you seriously strapped,

1847
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:22,180
you about to not
really be okay too.

1848
01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:28,100
Hi, guys. Bill Gluckman.

1849
01:12:28,119 --> 01:12:29,100
Running for governor.

1850
01:12:29,119 --> 01:12:30,210
We know
who you are, fool.

1851
01:12:30,229 --> 01:12:32,130
This dude think we ign'ant

1852
01:12:32,149 --> 01:12:34,020
just cause we live
down here.

1853
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:35,010
Mm-hmm.

1854
01:12:35,029 --> 01:12:36,020
You better recognize.

1855
01:12:36,039 --> 01:12:38,060
Well... I recognize.

1856
01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:41,069
You know, I recognize
that street violence

1857
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:44,050
is tearing
Californians apart,

1858
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:47,140
and, fellas,
California is my family.

1859
01:12:48,119 --> 01:12:50,100
Oh, and here's a thought.

1860
01:12:50,119 --> 01:12:51,180
Now, instead of
thinking of ourselves

1861
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:52,229
as what set we're from,

1862
01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:55,079
what crew you're
rolling with,

1863
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:57,220
why can't we just be brothers?

1864
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
What do you say?

1865
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:01,180
Hmm...

1866
01:13:01,199 --> 01:13:04,119
I guess I never thought of it
like that before.

1867
01:13:04,140 --> 01:13:05,189
You see that?

1868
01:13:05,210 --> 01:13:06,180
Please.

1869
01:13:06,199 --> 01:13:08,069
What do we say, brothers?

1870
01:13:11,010 --> 01:13:12,069
Get your ass out of here.

1871
01:13:12,090 --> 01:13:13,220
[CAR APPROACHING]

1872
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:23,029
Don't anybody know
where the goddamn driveway is?

1873
01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:32,060
Hadji?

1874
01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:35,010
Y'all better step, or I'm a have
to waste y'all up in this piece.

1875
01:13:35,029 --> 01:13:36,229
Yeah, drop your gats!

1876
01:13:37,010 --> 01:13:39,069
No, drop your gats!

1877
01:13:40,109 --> 01:13:41,210
Hold up, y'all!

1878
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,189
Before anybody ices anybody,
I got something to say.

1879
01:13:45,210 --> 01:13:49,000
You really weren't gonna
pay my ransom?

1880
01:13:50,119 --> 01:13:53,000
Oh, I didn't know anything
about that.

1881
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,090
You've got to believe me.

1882
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:57,029
That was not part of the plan.

1883
01:13:57,050 --> 01:13:58,149
What was the plan?

1884
01:13:58,170 --> 01:14:00,090
Send me down here
to scare me white?

1885
01:14:00,109 --> 01:14:03,079
I know, it was stupid. Look,
I thought I'd tried everything,

1886
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,010
I didn't know how
to deal with you anymore.

1887
01:14:05,029 --> 01:14:06,109
You didn't know
how to deal with me

1888
01:14:06,130 --> 01:14:07,159
because you don't know me,

1889
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,119
and you never cared
to find out.

1890
01:14:10,170 --> 01:14:12,090
Listen, I made
a lot of mistakes.

1891
01:14:12,109 --> 01:14:15,039
I know that.
I'm not proud of myself.

1892
01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:18,210
I wasn't there for you.

1893
01:14:18,229 --> 01:14:21,119
I can't change that,
but I always loved you...

1894
01:14:22,109 --> 01:14:24,010
and I still do,

1895
01:14:24,029 --> 01:14:27,050
and if you say that this
is who you really are...

1896
01:14:27,069 --> 01:14:28,140
I believe you,

1897
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:29,180
and I... I accept you,

1898
01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:32,050
and from here on in...

1899
01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:36,050
I promise to be
a real father to you.

1900
01:14:36,069 --> 01:14:39,140
Well, talk is cheap.
Prove it.

1901
01:14:39,159 --> 01:14:40,220
Well, I'm here, ain't I?

1902
01:14:49,029 --> 01:14:51,090
A'ight, Pops.

1903
01:14:51,109 --> 01:14:52,119
We cool.

1904
01:14:58,029 --> 01:14:59,199
Much love.

1905
01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:12,100
I wish I could talk
to my pops like that.

1906
01:15:12,119 --> 01:15:14,100
No doubt.

1907
01:15:14,119 --> 01:15:16,029
I'm gonna call that
nigger right now.

1908
01:15:16,050 --> 01:15:17,090
Man, would you get

1909
01:15:17,109 --> 01:15:19,109
your emotional gangsta ass
together?

1910
01:15:19,130 --> 01:15:21,109
We got business to handle.

1911
01:15:21,130 --> 01:15:23,069
Let's smoke
these fools!

1912
01:15:23,090 --> 01:15:29,060
Uh, Tec, um,
before we all smoke each other,

1913
01:15:29,079 --> 01:15:31,090
can I say one little
more thing?

1914
01:15:31,109 --> 01:15:32,199
What you got to say this time?

1915
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:34,050
Kick it freestyle, Moch.

1916
01:15:35,039 --> 01:15:36,180
[BEATBOXING]

1917
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,100
♪ What, what, what ♪

1918
01:15:38,119 --> 01:15:40,100
♪ Yo, I said what's up
With all this fightin' ♪

1919
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:42,029
♪ We should be unitin' ♪

1920
01:15:42,050 --> 01:15:44,149
♪ Egos need deflatin'
Gangstas, please quit hatin' ♪

1921
01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:46,020
Stop. Stop.

1922
01:15:46,039 --> 01:15:47,130
♪ We cut the coop ♪

1923
01:15:47,149 --> 01:15:48,199
♪ Sometimes I get backed up
I gotta poo-- ♪

1924
01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:51,000
Stop it!

1925
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:54,000
You say one more line,
and I'm a have to smoke myself!

1926
01:15:55,140 --> 01:16:00,100
A'ight, but all these gats
got to go.

1927
01:16:01,210 --> 01:16:03,159
I'm serious, Tec.

1928
01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:05,119
Ain't no more gats.

1929
01:16:07,090 --> 01:16:11,069
B-Rad's right,
all this hating is whack.

1930
01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:29,029
Run!

1931
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:04,119
You're not listening. You're
really not listening to me.

1932
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:07,180
If this ain't rebuilt
by the time Moms get back,

1933
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:08,170
it's on you.

1934
01:17:08,189 --> 01:17:09,180
You gonna get the punishment.

1935
01:17:09,199 --> 01:17:11,229
Oh, you gonna laugh at me.

1936
01:17:12,010 --> 01:17:13,170
You gonna play me?

1937
01:17:13,189 --> 01:17:15,029
You know who you playing?

1938
01:17:15,050 --> 01:17:16,100
I have two witnesses

1939
01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:17,229
who were at the scene
of the explosion.

1940
01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:19,060
Gentlemen, can you
tell us what happened?

1941
01:17:19,079 --> 01:17:21,100
Oh, yeah,
it was crazy, yo.

1942
01:17:21,119 --> 01:17:23,000
All these crazy fools
came over here

1943
01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:24,109
strapped with their
nines, right?

1944
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:26,050
and I was just, like,
telling the brothers,

1945
01:17:26,069 --> 01:17:29,069
"Let's talk about this, right?
Let's talk this out.

1946
01:17:29,090 --> 01:17:31,050
"Can't we all just get along?

1947
01:17:31,069 --> 01:17:32,210
Let's find our common ground."

1948
01:17:32,229 --> 01:17:34,229
I was trying
to keep the peace.

1949
01:17:35,010 --> 01:17:39,210
Really, the explosion
was just a metaphor.

1950
01:17:39,229 --> 01:17:41,220
A metaphor for anger

1951
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,229
within our hearts.

1952
01:17:44,010 --> 01:17:46,109
Because the white man--

1953
01:17:46,130 --> 01:17:48,119
Okay, thank you,
Bloodbath and Tree.

1954
01:17:48,140 --> 01:17:50,199
All this mayhem is rumored
to have been caused

1955
01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:55,100
by the mysterious White Kong
who is still at large.

1956
01:17:55,119 --> 01:17:58,060
This is
Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez

1957
01:17:58,079 --> 01:18:00,020
reporting
from South Central.

1958
01:18:00,039 --> 01:18:01,010
Aah!

1959
01:18:01,029 --> 01:18:01,140
Sorry, sir.

1960
01:18:01,159 --> 01:18:02,119
Damn.

1961
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:04,000
You all right?

1962
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,180
You mean, besides the fact
that I just been harpooned?

1963
01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:11,079
Yeah. No.

1964
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:14,020
I'm-- I'm confused.

1965
01:18:14,039 --> 01:18:15,149
About what?

1966
01:18:15,170 --> 01:18:17,149
I don't know what was real
and what wasn't.

1967
01:18:26,010 --> 01:18:27,210
Well, I definitely could use
a little bit more

1968
01:18:27,229 --> 01:18:29,010
of that reality.

1969
01:18:34,079 --> 01:18:36,000
Mm. Mm-mm.

1970
01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:39,109
Mm-mm. Uh-uh.

1971
01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:40,159
What's up?

1972
01:18:40,180 --> 01:18:42,000
I thought the kitchen
was open for business?

1973
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:43,140
It is open,

1974
01:18:43,159 --> 01:18:45,149
but you don't put your hands
in a sister's hair.

1975
01:18:45,170 --> 01:18:46,229
Damn, fool.

1976
01:18:47,010 --> 01:18:47,229
My bad.

1977
01:18:48,010 --> 01:18:50,189
Here you go, boo.

1978
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:52,170
All right, here we go.

1979
01:18:52,189 --> 01:18:57,069
Shondra's Salon is now
officially open for business.

1980
01:18:57,090 --> 01:18:58,090
The chickens be
out the coop.

1981
01:18:58,109 --> 01:18:59,100
Enjoy, ladies.

1982
01:18:59,119 --> 01:19:01,079
Damn.

1983
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,060
She got in a fight
with a hair dryer.

1984
01:19:03,079 --> 01:19:07,189
And the hair dryer won.

1985
01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:09,060
Hold up, girl.

1986
01:19:10,130 --> 01:19:12,079
I just wanna
thank you.

1987
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:13,140
You the only person

1988
01:19:13,159 --> 01:19:15,060
that accepted me
for who I really am.

1989
01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:18,020
I appreciate that.

1990
01:19:18,039 --> 01:19:19,159
You also kidnapped me,
carjacked me,

1991
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:20,229
and tried
to scare me white.

1992
01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:25,090
I'm gonna let that one go.

1993
01:19:25,109 --> 01:19:27,039
Come here, boo.

1994
01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:28,210
Come on.

1995
01:19:28,229 --> 01:19:32,079
Ooh! My own little
White Kong.

1996
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,130
That's right. White Kong.

1997
01:19:33,149 --> 01:19:35,119
["PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC"
PLAYING]

1998
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:39,119
It's official. Bill Gluckman
is California's next governor.

1999
01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:41,199
Let's go live now
to the big celebration.

2000
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:44,159
Here he is,
right here, y'all.

2001
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:46,220
The man of the hour!

2002
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,000
Bill Gluckman, y'all!

2003
01:19:48,020 --> 01:19:51,149
Go Gluck yourself!

2004
01:19:51,170 --> 01:19:56,039
♪ Play that funky music
White boy ♪

2005
01:19:56,060 --> 01:19:57,220
♪ Lay down the groove ♪

2006
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:02,010
♪ And play
That funky music till you die ♪

2007
01:20:02,029 --> 01:20:04,079
Great. We're gonna take it
to a whole new level.

2008
01:20:09,010 --> 01:20:11,000
He became
Black Superhero.

2009
01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:14,060
♪ Dun-dun-dun! ♪

2010
01:20:17,199 --> 01:20:19,039
WHISPERING:
Hello.

2011
01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:21,050
Aah! [BEEP]
What's that?

2012
01:20:23,029 --> 01:20:24,119
Yeah, you got something
to represent?

2013
01:20:24,140 --> 01:20:25,229
You got something
for your--

2014
01:20:26,010 --> 01:20:28,109
Yeah, you got something
to prove to yourself?

2015
01:20:28,130 --> 01:20:29,220
Is--

2016
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,020
Come on, Taye, don't
laugh mother-[BEEP]!

2017
01:20:32,039 --> 01:20:33,050
Ain't he down?

2018
01:20:33,069 --> 01:20:34,229
Yeah, Bloodbath.
Yeah, you down, fool.

2019
01:20:35,010 --> 01:20:36,220
You, you down,
down, fool.

2020
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,050
Oh, my God.

2021
01:20:38,069 --> 01:20:39,090
Oh, my God.

2022
01:20:39,109 --> 01:20:41,039
Oh, you that weak [BEEP]
from the club!

2023
01:20:41,060 --> 01:20:42,180
Oh, you think
I'm playing with you?

2024
01:20:42,199 --> 01:20:44,210
Yeah, I think you playing.
Open the door!

2025
01:20:44,229 --> 01:20:48,180
Hey, yo, dog, you know
I'd love to stick it with you...

2026
01:20:48,199 --> 01:20:51,180
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd love to kick it with you...

2027
01:20:57,039 --> 01:20:59,149
You think I'm cute?

2028
01:20:59,170 --> 01:21:01,210
Look at me, man.

2029
01:21:01,229 --> 01:21:03,000
Look at me, black.

2030
01:21:03,020 --> 01:21:05,220
Bitch ass...

2031
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:10,090
Hey, yo, dog,
I'd like to kick it with you...

2032
01:21:10,109 --> 01:21:12,170
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love
to kick it with you and...

2033
01:21:14,199 --> 01:21:16,149
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to
kick it with you

2034
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:18,050
and run this whole thizzang,

2035
01:21:18,069 --> 01:21:19,149
but I got a little businesses
back in the 'Bu.

2036
01:21:19,170 --> 01:21:22,000
Hey!
Ah! Oh...

2037
01:21:23,159 --> 01:21:25,090
Cut.

2038
01:21:33,149 --> 01:21:35,100
What the [BEEP] is that?

2039
01:21:35,119 --> 01:21:36,189
Come on.

2040
01:21:36,210 --> 01:21:40,069
Yo, you got something to
prove to yourself? Yo--

2041
01:21:40,090 --> 01:21:42,189
Say it, don't spray it,
mother-[BEEP].

2042
01:21:43,189 --> 01:21:44,159
Okay.

2043
01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:46,000
[BEATBOXING]

2044
01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:47,199
♪ Coming from Malibu
B-Rad is a Jew ♪

2045
01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:50,069
♪ But I like him anyhoo
Because that's how they do ♪

2046
01:21:50,090 --> 01:21:51,140
♪ Up in his ish ♪

2047
01:21:51,159 --> 01:21:53,119
♪ You know
They keep it real-- ♪

2048
01:21:53,140 --> 01:21:55,039
[HOOTING]

2049
01:21:55,060 --> 01:21:56,140
Beyotch!
Again!

2050
01:21:56,159 --> 01:21:57,229
Beyotch!
Again.

2051
01:21:58,010 --> 01:22:00,170
Beyotch! Gimme it!

2052
01:22:02,029 --> 01:22:04,020
[LAUGHTER]

2053
01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:09,229
Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's
hooking me up with Dr. Dre,

2054
01:22:10,010 --> 01:22:11,159
Master P, P Diddy,

2055
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:12,199
Jay-Z,

2056
01:22:12,220 --> 01:22:15,000
Big Boy hisself!

2057
01:22:15,020 --> 01:22:16,199
Mali-bootay, huh?

2058
01:22:19,220 --> 01:22:22,199
Pull.

2059
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:25,119
That's what I call
blowing up for your ass.

2060
01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:27,039
♪ Girls, girls, girls ♪

2061
01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:28,090
B-RAD:
Eh, yeah.

2062
01:22:28,109 --> 01:22:30,020
There's my homies right there,

2063
01:22:30,039 --> 01:22:32,140
we talkin' 'bout how
we gonna get some girls.

2064
01:22:32,159 --> 01:22:35,079
Hey, I like that little
Filipino one right there.

2065
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:37,109
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah.

2066
01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:41,020
She got front, back,
and side to side.

2067
01:22:41,039 --> 01:22:45,109
♪ Man, it's
100 degrees outside ♪

2068
01:22:45,130 --> 01:22:48,010
♪ But I don't give a f---
Tryin' to find a freak ♪

2069
01:22:48,029 --> 01:22:50,010
♪ With a big ol' butt
Cute and thick ♪

2070
01:22:50,029 --> 01:22:51,170
♪ Rich and mixed
Full of chips ♪

2071
01:22:51,189 --> 01:22:54,130
♪ Ass and lips
Finger tips and hips ♪

2072
01:22:54,149 --> 01:22:56,090
♪ Fat little thang hangin'
At the ocean ♪

2073
01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:59,060
♪ Malibu style
Pacific coastin' ♪

2074
01:22:59,079 --> 01:23:01,100
♪ Waitin' on a pimp
In the cell lean ♪

2075
01:23:01,119 --> 01:23:03,079
♪ In the gang bangin' --
Just bell lean ♪

2076
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:05,109
♪ Do dat, wit' dat, wit' 'em ♪

2077
01:23:05,130 --> 01:23:08,119
♪ Set 'em, sit 'em and tell 'em
I'll be right wit' 'em ♪

2078
01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:10,079
♪ Whackin' 'em, smackin' 'em
White or black ♪

2079
01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:12,149
♪ At the back of 'em
Man it's spectacular ♪

2080
01:23:12,170 --> 01:23:15,039
♪ Treatin' 'em
Never misleadin' 'em ♪

2081
01:23:15,060 --> 01:23:16,210
♪ Thinkin' 'em, poppin' 'em
Stoppin' 'em, beatin' 'em ♪

2082
01:23:16,229 --> 01:23:18,170
♪ Meetin' 'em, greetin' 'em ♪

2083
01:23:18,189 --> 01:23:24,149
♪ My other little freaks
Are so executive ♪

2084
01:23:24,170 --> 01:23:27,039
♪ Grew up with a gang of ----
Which ya'll never did ♪

2085
01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,149
♪ Neither did my homeboy E. ♪

2086
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:31,100
♪ So watch how
The game goin' see ♪

2087
01:23:31,119 --> 01:23:33,180
♪ We goin' watch the girls
Take their pearls ♪

2088
01:23:33,199 --> 01:23:36,090
♪ And now we sittin'
On top of the world ♪

2089
01:23:36,109 --> 01:23:37,220
♪ Comin' from a house
That's haunted ♪

2090
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,189
♪ With extras on it
And now we mother------ ♪

2091
01:23:39,210 --> 01:23:41,029
♪ Malibu's most wanted ♪

2092
01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:43,020
♪ Skinny as ----
With a tank top on ♪

2093
01:23:43,039 --> 01:23:45,100
♪ If I come correct
I'm a take some home ♪

2094
01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:47,189
♪ It's been a while since
I hit the the water ♪

2095
01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:50,010
♪ Where the women hang out
Till the early morn' ♪

2096
01:23:50,029 --> 01:23:52,220
♪ And I can see the sun set
It's been mackin' all day ♪

2097
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,170
♪ But we ain't done yet ♪

2098
01:23:54,189 --> 01:23:56,159
♪ Hop in the picnic
Poppin' the thick ♪

2099
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:59,180
♪ Stop in the parkin' lot
To hit the dip stick ♪

2100
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:01,140
♪ Women almost neckin' ♪

2101
01:24:01,159 --> 01:24:04,020
♪ So I post up
On the car like Tek ♪

2102
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,140
♪ Breakin' their neck
Starin' at her ---

2103
01:24:07,159 --> 01:24:09,100
♪ Steady lookin' back ♪

2104
01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:12,149
♪ Way to get away
I been workin' all week ♪

2105
01:24:12,170 --> 01:24:14,020
♪ Now it's time to play ♪

2106
01:24:14,039 --> 01:24:16,079
♪ So light the blunt up
And crack a six-pack ♪

2107
01:24:16,100 --> 01:24:19,000
♪ And have a seat at the beach
And kick back ♪

2108
01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:25,220
♪ Girls, all we really want
Is girls ♪

2109
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:31,090
♪ Yeah, we all just want
Some girls ♪

2110
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:34,140
♪ All we really want
Is girls ♪

2111
01:24:38,229 --> 01:24:40,220
♪ Malibu ♪

2112
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:52,189
♪ Much stronger that Malibu
I'm just pumping ♪

2113
01:24:52,210 --> 01:24:54,069
♪ This gangster groove ♪

2114
01:24:54,090 --> 01:24:57,189
♪ Gangster funk got me
In the mood ♪

2115
01:24:57,210 --> 01:24:59,149
♪ Malibu ♪

2116
01:24:59,170 --> 01:25:01,170
♪ Rollin' down the PCH Highway
It's my way ♪

2117
01:25:01,189 --> 01:25:04,210
♪ You know how we do it
Yo, I got the fly away ♪

2118
01:25:04,229 --> 01:25:07,100
♪ Tents on the beach
You all be out of reach ♪

2119
01:25:07,119 --> 01:25:09,050
♪ Comin' out here
Tryin' to suck on me ♪

2120
01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:11,029
♪ Like you's a leech
But listen ♪

2121
01:25:11,050 --> 01:25:13,029
♪ Yo, I'm about to christen
These new rhymes you hear ♪

2122
01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:14,199
♪ On your dome piece ♪

2123
01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:17,170
♪ Comin' out my eye balls
Screamin' at you ♪

2124
01:25:17,189 --> 01:25:20,189
♪ Runnin' up thing here
In the ML-bu ♪

2125
01:25:20,210 --> 01:25:22,189
♪ Much stronger than Malibu ♪

2126
01:25:22,210 --> 01:25:25,170
♪ I'm just bumpin'
This gangster groove ♪

2127
01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:27,210
♪ Gangster funk got me
In the mood ♪

2128
01:25:27,229 --> 01:25:32,180
♪ Where you from fool?
Malibu ♪

2129
01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:35,039
B-RAD:
Eh, yeah, wassup
This is B-Rad G

2130
01:25:35,060 --> 01:25:37,119
Malibu, you know
what I'm sayin'?

2131
01:25:37,140 --> 01:25:39,090
I'm kicking it
with Ghetto Retro,

2132
01:25:39,109 --> 01:25:41,170
you know what I'm saying,
from the Oaktown.

2133
01:25:41,189 --> 01:25:44,090
This is Oaktown, kicking it
with Malibu,

2134
01:25:44,109 --> 01:25:46,199
you know what I'm saying?
The 310 with the...

2135
01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:48,180
Eh, yo, what's
the area code, ya'll?

2136
01:25:48,199 --> 01:25:54,000
The 510. The 510 and the 310.
Because here we go.

2137
01:25:54,020 --> 01:25:56,100
[♪♪]