2 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,287 Growing up in the streets ain't no joke. 3 00:00:33,121 --> 00:00:34,914 There's crazy crime... 4 00:00:35,915 --> 00:00:37,417 drugs... 5 00:00:37,584 --> 00:00:39,586 and mad violence. 6 00:00:39,794 --> 00:00:41,503 Yeah, the streets is tough. 7 00:00:41,587 --> 00:00:45,215 But there ain 't no streets tougher than mine. The streets of... 8 00:00:46,592 --> 00:00:48,302 Malibu. 9 00:00:50,095 --> 00:00:52,598 It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all. 10 00:00:52,806 --> 00:00:55,016 It's just part of the everyday struggle. 11 00:00:55,099 --> 00:00:57,810 Things go down here people should never see. 12 00:00:58,019 --> 00:01:00,188 We got bag ladies... 13 00:01:00,897 --> 00:01:02,982 big ballers... 14 00:01:03,399 --> 00:01:05,693 everybody strapped with a 9. 15 00:01:08,404 --> 00:01:11,114 This is my ghetto. The mall. 16 00:01:11,281 --> 00:01:14,493 Most of the time the police won 't even come through. 17 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:16,995 We got all sorts of sets up in here. 18 00:01:17,204 --> 00:01:19,414 We got the beach boys... 19 00:01:20,707 --> 00:01:24,710 the A CCs: the Abused Children of Celebrities... 20 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,088 and this is my crew. 21 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:31,592 That's my boy Mocha. That brother straight-up crazy. 22 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,095 He did time in public school! 23 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:39,099 That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East. 24 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,103 And that's Monster. She had a big chip on her shoulder... 25 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,813 till she ate it. 26 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:53,112 Hey, that's me! B-Rad G. 27 00:01:53,487 --> 00:01:55,989 I run things around here. 28 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,784 Now, sometimes bustas be disrespecting. 29 00:01:58,992 --> 00:02:02,996 And you can 't punk out, no matter what the devil may bring. 30 00:02:03,205 --> 00:02:07,583 Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now! 31 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:09,001 That's right! 32 00:02:09,377 --> 00:02:13,214 This our mall. Always has been, always will be. 33 00:02:13,714 --> 00:02:15,591 Mr. Amerislani. 34 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:20,512 Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles. 35 00:02:21,096 --> 00:02:22,806 Here you go! 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,603 -You validate parking? -Of course, sir. 37 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:33,399 That's what I'm talking about! We get ours! 38 00:02:35,985 --> 00:02:37,486 That's my crib. 39 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:40,698 It ain 't much, but it's all I got. 40 00:02:41,991 --> 00:02:43,492 If you elect me governor.... 41 00:02:43,701 --> 00:02:45,910 That's my pops, Bill Gluckman. 42 00:02:46,703 --> 00:02:48,997 He getting his campaign on. 43 00:02:49,414 --> 00:02:52,584 I got mad love for the man, but he 's old-school. 44 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:56,796 He needs to bring his word to the street. That's where I come in. 45 00:02:57,088 --> 00:02:58,214 You see, friends... 46 00:02:59,006 --> 00:03:01,592 California is my family. 47 00:03:05,512 --> 00:03:09,892 And speaking of family, I want to introduce my wife, Bess. 48 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:13,478 And my daughter, little Brenda. 49 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,689 -Where's your son Brad? -Yes, sir, where is he? 50 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:22,987 Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time for today. 51 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:39,503 Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B-Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu. 52 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,796 Represizzent! 53 00:03:42,588 --> 00:03:44,882 Hi, Pops, it's me! B-Rad! 54 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:46,300 Hi, Brad. 55 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,575 Show's over! That's it. Show's over! 56 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:19,581 See that? I know how to get the party started! 57 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:21,999 And I know my pop was loving it. 58 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:23,376 It's a disaster! 59 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:26,587 The Times and the Chronicle will run it as a big joke. 60 00:04:26,796 --> 00:04:29,382 -Thank God! -How did this happen? 61 00:04:29,507 --> 00:04:32,385 I have no idea. I didn't even know he was in town! 62 00:04:32,468 --> 00:04:36,304 We can't keep tabs on this kid? Can anybody tell me where he is? 63 00:04:36,471 --> 00:04:38,181 That was off the hinges! 64 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:41,476 I just got you another million votes right there! 65 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:45,188 What you doing here, son? 66 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:50,776 I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up! 67 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:54,196 So I called up Captain Tony, he fired up the Lear jizzy... 68 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,699 and boo-yah! I'm in the hizzy. 69 00:04:56,866 --> 00:04:59,368 I'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7. 70 00:04:59,577 --> 00:05:02,078 You know, kissing babies and whatnot. 71 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:04,164 Pound it. 72 00:05:05,665 --> 00:05:08,501 Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots.... 73 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:12,005 Okay, dude. I'll let you all do your campaign thing. 74 00:05:14,466 --> 00:05:16,091 Oh, Bill.... 75 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:19,470 You need to shut this down. 76 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:23,182 Tell your son that he cannot be in your campaign, period. 77 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,686 Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but.... 78 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:31,481 Isn't there something he can do for the campaign where he can't hurt us? 79 00:05:31,689 --> 00:05:32,982 No. 80 00:05:33,983 --> 00:05:35,985 -Phones? -No. 81 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,863 Stuffing envelopes? Making signs? 82 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,283 Signs. 83 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,285 In Bill Gluckman's administration... 84 00:05:45,494 --> 00:05:48,163 women are going to have better health care. 85 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:54,377 Women are going to have better daycare! 86 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,881 And women will have better jobs! 87 00:06:00,091 --> 00:06:04,595 In fact, after today, my campaign has a new slogan: 88 00:06:16,773 --> 00:06:19,275 " Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's"? 89 00:06:19,484 --> 00:06:22,987 It was supposed to have read "Women are first with Gluckman." 90 00:06:23,071 --> 00:06:25,864 No, no. That's old-school, Pops. 91 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:28,659 You need to keep your pimp hand strong. 92 00:06:32,371 --> 00:06:33,872 So, Bradley.... 93 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:36,291 Yo, why you keep calling me that? 94 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:39,168 Well, that's your name, isn't it? 95 00:06:39,377 --> 00:06:41,587 It's my slave name, all right? 96 00:06:42,463 --> 00:06:44,590 I told you like 50 times! 97 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,092 Okay. 98 00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:48,469 B-Rad. 99 00:06:49,178 --> 00:06:50,680 What's up? 100 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:54,057 What are your goals, B-Rad? What do you want out of life? 101 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:56,768 To be the biggest rapper there ever was. 102 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,980 You see, doc, I got something to say... 103 00:07:00,188 --> 00:07:02,566 and I need the world to hear it. 104 00:07:02,774 --> 00:07:04,860 I'm a "lyrisologist." 105 00:07:04,985 --> 00:07:06,485 I can rap about anything. 106 00:07:19,789 --> 00:07:23,293 See? I'm the shiznit! I'll buy y'all cars. 107 00:07:26,171 --> 00:07:27,464 I see. 108 00:07:28,173 --> 00:07:31,092 When did you first start feeling like you were this... 109 00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:33,594 shiznit? 110 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:37,681 Dang, way back in the day. 111 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:42,269 I had these beats in my head since I was a little shorty. 112 00:07:58,076 --> 00:08:01,161 From then on in, it was hip-hop 24/7. 113 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:06,083 As I was growing up, my parents and me couldn 't communicate. 114 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,251 They were always on different channels. 115 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:11,463 Finish those vegetables, Bradley. They smell good. 116 00:08:11,671 --> 00:08:13,590 You won 't be excused until you do. 117 00:08:14,381 --> 00:08:15,883 Forget y'all! 118 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:17,468 That's it, mister-- 119 00:08:23,182 --> 00:08:27,186 What I ' m sensing, Brad... 120 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:28,978 is that... 121 00:08:29,771 --> 00:08:32,190 your parents weren ' t always there for you. 122 00:08:32,357 --> 00:08:34,484 -No. -That's ridiculous. 123 00:08:34,651 --> 00:08:36,778 What about your bar mitzvah? 124 00:08:40,073 --> 00:08:44,952 What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes? 125 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,372 -It's O.P.P., bitch! -What? 126 00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:03,052 Bess. 127 00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:05,972 I think you want to share. 128 00:09:07,056 --> 00:09:10,267 B-Rad, you're a wonderful son. It's just that.... 129 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,978 Well.... 130 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,775 Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad... 131 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:22,779 your behavior has become an embarrassment to the family. 132 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,363 Don't be hating. 133 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:26,866 And I can't have you on the campaign anymore. 134 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:31,662 What? That's how it is? You done it now! 135 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,248 Y'all opened up big a can of tough love! 136 00:09:39,377 --> 00:09:42,380 -What can we do, doctor? -I don't know. 137 00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:47,969 This is the most advanced case of "gangsta-phrenia" I've ever seen. 138 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:50,971 Three colors for our country. Where's the red? 139 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:53,474 Bill! Hey, Bill. 140 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:55,768 -How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? -Great. 141 00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:58,854 If he sees Brad five times a week for the next three or four years... 142 00:09:59,063 --> 00:10:01,065 we should see some real improvement. 143 00:10:01,273 --> 00:10:04,859 But, sir, the election is eight weeks away. 144 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,652 -Right, good point. -It's okay. 145 00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:09,572 We've been brainstorming some different approaches... 146 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:12,742 -...and we might have something solid. -Well, I'm all ears. 147 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:15,870 -Go! -Okay, sir. 148 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:19,372 Brad acts ghetto, right? 149 00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:21,958 But he's never been east of Beverly Hills. 150 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:24,878 But what if we give him a little dose of reality? 151 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:27,255 Let him get a firsthand look at the ghetto. 152 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:30,050 -You mean have Brad actually go there? -Exactly. 153 00:10:30,258 --> 00:10:33,677 -Well, now, that sounds dangerous. -No! Perfectly safe. 154 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,640 -How's it work? -We hire actors to play gangstas. 155 00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:42,353 Right. They will carjack Brad and take him on a tour around the 'hood. 156 00:10:42,561 --> 00:10:45,147 Give him a taste of what the thug life is really like. 157 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:48,441 -lt might just scare the black out of him. -Excuse me? 158 00:10:50,652 --> 00:10:53,154 Hey, don't you have something to do? 159 00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:56,950 Enough of the P.C. 160 00:10:57,075 --> 00:11:00,953 Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election. 161 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,663 Who would play the gangsters? 162 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,249 Remember the anti-crime spot we shot a month ago? 163 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,961 -We've got that queued up. -Yes, we do. Over here, please. 164 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:14,841 For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart. 165 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,261 Bill Gluckman wants to put our divisions behind us. 166 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,139 Hey, instead of thinking about what set you're from... 167 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,058 or what crew you 're rolling with... 168 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,352 why don 't you both be brothers? 169 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,561 What do you say? 170 00:11:27,769 --> 00:11:29,271 Your hair looks great. 171 00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,774 I ain't never thought of it like that. 172 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,651 Shake hands. 173 00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:39,448 You see? 174 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:42,241 California is my family. 175 00:11:49,874 --> 00:11:55,045 If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go. 176 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,758 See, that's beautiful. These are the guys we're talking about. 177 00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,844 All right, let me get this straight. 178 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:06,848 You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again? 179 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:09,058 If you don't think you can handle it-- 180 00:12:09,141 --> 00:12:11,060 Of course we can handle it. 181 00:12:11,268 --> 00:12:15,064 -I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. -I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse. 182 00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:17,649 Good. 183 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:20,736 I have some background information on our dear boy Brad. 184 00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:21,861 Materials. 185 00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:26,240 Mali-bootay? 186 00:12:26,449 --> 00:12:28,951 Yes, he considers himself a rapper of sorts. 187 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:34,040 -Frigging A. -The story is your basic kidnapping. 188 00:12:34,248 --> 00:12:36,666 By kidnapping, you mean we hold him for ransom? 189 00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,543 Good question. 190 00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:40,045 Right. 191 00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:47,344 Now, when you see him start to get ghetto and do his whole black thing-- Yes, that. 192 00:12:47,552 --> 00:12:49,053 I want it to piss you off. 193 00:12:49,261 --> 00:12:53,557 Tour him around the 'hood, around the ghetto, if you will... 194 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:57,269 -...and show him what it's really like. -ln the ghetto? 195 00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:59,563 Pays 1 5 grand apiece, son. 196 00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,440 -We're in. -Good. 197 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:03,858 -Now, on the flip side.... -Flip it. 198 00:13:03,942 --> 00:13:08,738 If you two screw up and a single hair is touched on Brad's overprivileged head... 199 00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:13,159 I will see to it personally that you two do some serious time. 200 00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:16,328 -Are we clear? -Oh, we are Cristal. 201 00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:19,039 I like that. 202 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:26,130 Mr. Gibbons. 203 00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:28,632 What about the money? 204 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:32,343 We have 5 up front... 205 00:13:32,552 --> 00:13:35,430 and 25 when you return him to us... 206 00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:36,639 white. 207 00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:39,267 As the driven snow. 208 00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:43,730 -Pleasure doing business, gentlemen. -Let me get that for you, sir. 209 00:13:44,229 --> 00:13:47,649 I'll call you. Or better yet, I'll holler. 210 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,444 -We'll holler back! -Holler back, player. 211 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:52,946 Thank you. All right. 212 00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:57,159 Congratulations, buddy! We just booked another gig! 213 00:13:57,325 --> 00:13:59,952 Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff. 214 00:14:00,161 --> 00:14:03,164 -This is the ghetto. We could get shot! -Come on, man. 215 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,250 We can handle ourselves. Right? 216 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:11,463 This will be the ultimate acting challenge. 217 00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,550 -You know what really chaps my ass? -What? 218 00:14:15,925 --> 00:14:19,262 After all of our years of training and studying... 219 00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:22,223 they continue to give us parts that are gangbangers. 220 00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:27,227 Just once I'd like to play someone who speaks with proper grammar... 221 00:14:27,436 --> 00:14:31,857 and doesn't wear those Timberlands with the laces undone, it's so sloppy. 222 00:14:32,024 --> 00:14:35,361 It beats getting dunked on by Bill Gluckman! 223 00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:38,238 Do we even know anybody that lives in the ghetto? 224 00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:42,742 My cousin. 225 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,535 Shondra. 226 00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:50,124 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I got better things to do with my time. 227 00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:53,543 Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun? Come on! 228 00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:57,255 Really, you're always talking about improving yourself. 229 00:14:57,422 --> 00:15:00,425 -Here's your chance! -I am improving myself, fool! 230 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:04,137 I broke up with no-good, gangbanging Tec, I'm going to beauty school... 231 00:15:04,346 --> 00:15:06,722 and then I'm gonna hook up my own salon. 232 00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,642 How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries? 233 00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:11,227 Shut up, stupid. 234 00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:12,853 -PJ. -What? P J 235 00:15:12,937 --> 00:15:14,021 You need to do this. 236 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:16,857 You need to walk away from this minimum-wage crap... 237 00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,943 take these earnings and start that beauty parlor. 238 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:25,240 -What you paying? -Business. We're in business. 239 00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,535 -A grand. -We're paying a grand. 240 00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:32,038 -Make it trey and we on. -Three thousand dollars?! 241 00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:34,540 Or you can kiss my ass. 242 00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,418 -Deal. -Hey, hey. 243 00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:40,045 Deal. Now what about those fries? 244 00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:52,557 Thank you. 245 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:55,226 -Hey, Gladys? -Yeah, baby? 246 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:58,646 You ever feel like you don't belong? 247 00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:00,231 All the time. 248 00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:04,317 Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them. 249 00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:06,737 They get around folk that's different... 250 00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:11,616 get all scared and angry, want to keep them down. 251 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,952 What do you do about it? 252 00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:19,123 Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are. 253 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:22,334 Gladys? 254 00:16:23,419 --> 00:16:26,130 When they gonna leave our people alone? 255 00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:28,548 I don't know, baby. 256 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,342 I just don't know. 257 00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,345 Now eat your greens before they get cold. 258 00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:40,226 "Whack: Weak, of poor quality. 259 00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:42,519 Bad. Whack." 260 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,648 Your alma mater is whack. 261 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:52,237 "Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass." 262 00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:58,034 -Bring it on, baby. -We are strapped now, brother! 263 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,119 Set these bad boys down. 264 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,538 This is exactly what we ordered? 265 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,626 Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec-9s, the Uzis. 266 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,420 -Freeze, sucker! -That's convincing, brother! 267 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,921 Look, they're fake. 268 00:17:11,338 --> 00:17:14,132 What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair? 269 00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:16,218 Yeah, check it out, man, my hair. 270 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,846 -Shondra just did it for me. -Yeah, I see that. 271 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:21,848 -You hate it. -No, I don't hate it. 272 00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:25,518 I thought my character was gonna have the cornrows. 273 00:17:25,726 --> 00:17:28,229 -That's all. -Okay, I see what it is. 274 00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:31,816 You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. 275 00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:35,611 Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right. I'm an actor and I would've.... 276 00:17:35,736 --> 00:17:37,946 You're frigging whack... 277 00:17:38,113 --> 00:17:39,531 and don't dis me! 278 00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:46,413 -Got the gangster gear, my dog. -Okay, cool. 279 00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:57,131 -What is so funny? -The wig! 280 00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:02,219 I didn't know it was Halloween! 281 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:05,930 While you're out, could you bring me back some candy? 282 00:18:08,641 --> 00:18:09,726 Whatever, dude! 283 00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:12,729 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass. 284 00:18:13,813 --> 00:18:17,108 -Nope. Not convincing. -Damn it! 285 00:18:17,316 --> 00:18:19,317 Find your core character, Sean. 286 00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:22,112 You are an oppressed black man... 287 00:18:22,237 --> 00:18:25,240 -...from the ghetto. -I'm having trouble finding this one. 288 00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:29,327 -Think Tupac. -All right. Let me try it again. 289 00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:31,246 I see it. Action! 290 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,040 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass! 291 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,625 Add a "bitch" and I think you got it! 292 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:40,046 Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass, bitch! 293 00:18:40,212 --> 00:18:42,423 -Bitch! Click it! -Bitch! 294 00:18:42,506 --> 00:18:45,134 -Turn around and do it again! -Bitch! 295 00:19:16,412 --> 00:19:19,040 -Domi-ho's! -Boo-yah! 296 00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:22,043 I'll take my money and I'm gonna-- 297 00:19:22,502 --> 00:19:25,004 Yo, fool! What, nucka, what? 298 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:27,714 Damn! 299 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:10,212 -Play that. -Yeah, girl. 300 00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:11,839 Word. 301 00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:17,302 -Can I help you? -Coffee. 302 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:19,430 Black. 303 00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:24,308 Hey, yo, Krista the Barista, put it on my account... 304 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:28,813 and throw in a white chip macadizzamia nizzut cookie too. 305 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,733 Cool, playa. 306 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:35,236 -What's your name? -B-Rad. 307 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,029 I'm Shondra. 308 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,115 I ain't seen you around here before. 309 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,325 Where you reside? 310 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,703 Compton. You? 311 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,997 -The streets. -Which streets? 312 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,416 Malibu. 313 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:54,295 Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here. 314 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,506 Represent! 315 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,136 Was that you dropping rhymes when I came in here? 316 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,805 You heard me? Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time. 317 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,724 Peep my stilo. 318 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,226 Let me find out. 319 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,520 Mali-bootay? 320 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,607 Looks phat. What label you at? 321 00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:18,108 Right now it's just a demo. 322 00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:21,695 I sent it to Dre, but he ain't got back to me yet. 323 00:21:22,404 --> 00:21:26,825 That sound like Dre-Dre. I'll holla at him about it, all right, boo? 324 00:21:27,701 --> 00:21:29,119 All right. 325 00:21:31,329 --> 00:21:32,914 Hold up! 326 00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,124 You know Dre? 327 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,920 Hell, yeah, I know Dre. I see him at the meet every Sunday. 328 00:21:39,128 --> 00:21:41,130 -For rizzeal? -For rizzeal. 329 00:21:41,297 --> 00:21:43,508 Yo, holla at him for me. 330 00:21:44,092 --> 00:21:46,718 I don't know. You know, he kind of private. 331 00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,303 Please? 332 00:21:49,221 --> 00:21:52,516 You do got it going on a little something-something, though. 333 00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,310 I was on my way to go see him. You wanna roll with me? 334 00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:58,729 -Right now? -I'm just trying to help a brother out. 335 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,315 -Let's bounce. -All right. 336 00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:06,404 I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice? 337 00:22:12,617 --> 00:22:13,702 Hello? 338 00:22:14,411 --> 00:22:16,413 It's on. Beach boy's on the move. 339 00:22:25,505 --> 00:22:28,924 -So, what you rap about, anyway? -I can rap about anything. 340 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:30,801 -For real? -Yeah. 341 00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,720 Let me kick it freestyle for you. 342 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,395 See, that's a million-dollar song right there. 343 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,816 -So how'd you get to be so down? -Shoot, girl. 344 00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:50,111 I been down with the brizzown all my life. 345 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,905 And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with... 346 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,491 you the finest. 347 00:22:57,117 --> 00:22:58,702 I'm sure. 348 00:23:02,289 --> 00:23:03,707 You got a man? 349 00:23:03,790 --> 00:23:06,209 I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass. 350 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,086 I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur. 351 00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:10,504 Word up! 352 00:23:10,713 --> 00:23:14,717 One day I'm gonna have me a chain of beauty salons, all up in the 9021 0. 353 00:23:15,092 --> 00:23:19,388 I'll make mad money turning all those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous. 354 00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:22,515 Damn! You fine and smart too? 355 00:23:22,807 --> 00:23:25,018 You gonna blow up huge, no doubt. 356 00:23:26,311 --> 00:23:28,521 -Thank you. -Oh, for real. 357 00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:32,400 You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah. 358 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,487 -I'm gonna call you Mothra. -What? 359 00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:38,113 Mothra. 360 00:23:38,614 --> 00:23:40,324 Take this exit! 361 00:23:52,293 --> 00:23:53,419 Break yourself, fool! 362 00:23:53,586 --> 00:23:56,005 Give me your ride or I'll dust your ass, bitch! 363 00:23:56,214 --> 00:23:58,299 -What? -You fitting to get jacked, fool! 364 00:23:58,508 --> 00:24:00,093 -Shondra? -Shut up, fool. 365 00:24:00,593 --> 00:24:02,386 -ls this a come-up? -It's a stickup. 366 00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:06,515 -I think I'm gonna throw up. -Get in the back seat, fool! 367 00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:09,184 -We ain't going to Dre's? -Fool, this a kidnapping! 368 00:24:09,393 --> 00:24:10,394 Get your ass in. 369 00:24:10,602 --> 00:24:12,896 Dre? What the hell he talking about? 370 00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:14,815 Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it! 371 00:24:14,982 --> 00:24:16,691 -Kidnapped? -Yeah, fool. 372 00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:19,485 We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk. 373 00:24:19,694 --> 00:24:21,904 -How y'all know me? -We seen you. 374 00:24:22,113 --> 00:24:24,907 We seen your white behind on the TV. 375 00:24:25,116 --> 00:24:26,909 B-Rad. Yeah. 376 00:24:27,118 --> 00:24:30,286 Your pop's gonna pay, or you gonna pay! 377 00:24:31,496 --> 00:24:34,791 Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now. 378 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:39,379 -How much you think we can get? -It's all about the Benjamins. 379 00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:43,799 -Don't you talk about my mama. -I'll talk all I want. 380 00:24:44,008 --> 00:24:46,385 Hell, no! Your mama so fat... 381 00:24:46,593 --> 00:24:48,887 she got every caterer on speed dial! 382 00:24:49,013 --> 00:24:50,305 What? 383 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:54,810 Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed. 384 00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:58,813 Your mama so ugly Jose Eber won't even do her hair. 385 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:02,900 Yeah, your mama's so ugly she's only been married once! 386 00:25:03,109 --> 00:25:07,613 Your mama's so poor for Halloween her trick was the treat! 387 00:25:07,697 --> 00:25:10,407 Your mama's so poor that your tits are real! 388 00:25:10,615 --> 00:25:12,784 -Oh, no! -Yes! 389 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,916 I'm going, I'm going. I gotta wait for the lady. 390 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,502 Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool! 391 00:25:22,586 --> 00:25:25,379 -Dang, why you doing this to a brother? -What? 392 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:27,381 -Did he just say "brother"? -No! 393 00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:30,801 -Whose brother? -Yours, y'all! I'm down. 394 00:25:31,886 --> 00:25:34,513 -Damn! Damn! -You done did it now. 395 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,475 You ain't black. And you can never be black! 396 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,187 And your perpetrating ass is taking the only thing that I got left. 397 00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,105 -My culture! -Yeah, fool! 398 00:25:44,314 --> 00:25:47,609 What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood? 399 00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:49,694 -BET. -What? BET 400 00:25:50,195 --> 00:25:52,905 You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke? 401 00:25:52,988 --> 00:25:55,783 -I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating. -This ain't a game! 402 00:25:55,991 --> 00:25:58,702 You a long way from the beach now, punk! 403 00:25:58,911 --> 00:26:03,499 We in South Central! It's the 'hood. It's the ghetto, the projects! 404 00:26:03,582 --> 00:26:07,377 We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day! 405 00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:13,007 Hey, Shondra, can you come by later? Princess just had puppies. 406 00:26:13,091 --> 00:26:15,802 Okay, Sandy. Bye. 407 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:21,974 -Pit bull puppies, fool! -And they mean too. 408 00:26:22,182 --> 00:26:23,600 -Don't look at me! -Come on! 409 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:26,895 -Get your narrow bootie up in there. -Get him up in there! 410 00:26:27,104 --> 00:26:30,190 -Fool, put your hands behind your back. -Behind the back. 411 00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:32,109 You know what I'm about to do now? 412 00:26:32,275 --> 00:26:34,694 -I'm about to call your daddy. -Call your daddy. 413 00:26:34,777 --> 00:26:40,408 You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick! 414 00:26:40,491 --> 00:26:43,411 Now get your ass on the bed, whitey! 415 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:51,793 -Did you buy my rage? -No. You're indicating. 416 00:26:52,002 --> 00:26:54,087 -lndicating? -Yes, indicating. 417 00:26:54,295 --> 00:26:57,507 Excuse me? I have never indicated in my life. 418 00:26:57,674 --> 00:27:00,175 Would you two fools just shut the hell up? 419 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:01,969 She's right. Shut up. 420 00:27:02,678 --> 00:27:04,972 Thank you, Shondra. Whatever! 421 00:27:05,472 --> 00:27:07,599 All right, put this down. You're on. 422 00:27:07,808 --> 00:27:10,477 -Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. -Give me this. 423 00:27:11,979 --> 00:27:13,896 Hey, Shondra. 424 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:15,690 If you have to... 425 00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:18,693 show a little ass. 426 00:27:18,901 --> 00:27:20,278 Shut up. 427 00:27:26,701 --> 00:27:28,994 -You all right in here? -Oh, yeah. 428 00:27:29,202 --> 00:27:34,291 I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back. 429 00:27:34,499 --> 00:27:36,793 But other than that, it's all good. 430 00:27:37,669 --> 00:27:41,089 Look, I'm sorry about all that. That wasn't really my idea. 431 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:46,886 I thought you liked me. 432 00:27:48,095 --> 00:27:51,682 -I do! -Then how come you set me up? 433 00:27:53,184 --> 00:27:57,187 I had to. They threatened to kill me if I didn't play along. 434 00:27:58,188 --> 00:27:59,898 -For real? -Yeah. 435 00:28:00,065 --> 00:28:03,693 -They straight-up killers out there! -For real? 436 00:28:04,402 --> 00:28:07,489 Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive. 437 00:28:07,697 --> 00:28:10,282 -Okay. -The one thing they hate... 438 00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:14,078 more than anything that really makes them crazy... 439 00:28:14,787 --> 00:28:18,082 -...is posers. -Me too, girl. I feel you. 440 00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:22,294 -I'm talking about you. -Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot. 441 00:28:22,503 --> 00:28:26,464 -I got a Ph.D., a Poser-Hater Degree. -Come on, quit fronting. 442 00:28:26,798 --> 00:28:28,174 I ain't fronting. 443 00:28:28,299 --> 00:28:32,679 -This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. -Stop it! 444 00:28:32,887 --> 00:28:35,974 You stop it right now and you listen to me. 445 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:39,267 If you just be yourself, a nice little white boy... 446 00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:43,063 -...I think I can convince them to let you go. -But I'm being myself! 447 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,565 I ams who I says I ams. 448 00:28:45,774 --> 00:28:49,361 Damn! Why won't anybody believe me? 449 00:28:54,073 --> 00:28:56,701 -Well? -Maybe you should show him your ass. 450 00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:05,083 I thought that would have worked. Weird. 451 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,295 All right, what's next? 452 00:29:08,461 --> 00:29:10,380 -How about number three? -Perfect. 453 00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:13,174 We're gonna take it to an entirely different level. 454 00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:14,676 -I got it. -What? 455 00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:19,388 I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy. I'll be ghettofied, buckwild. 456 00:29:19,596 --> 00:29:23,058 You tell me, "Stick to the plan, man. Stick to the plan." Got it? 457 00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:26,687 -Wake up, snowflake! -Yeah! 458 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,189 -We called your dad! -What did he say? 459 00:29:29,273 --> 00:29:31,858 He said he'd think about it. 460 00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:34,193 He don't want your ass home right now. 461 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,364 -I can't say that I blame him. -Hell, no. Not the knife, dog! 462 00:29:39,365 --> 00:29:40,366 Now come on! 463 00:29:40,575 --> 00:29:43,077 -What you doing? -Teach this white girl a lesson! 464 00:29:43,286 --> 00:29:45,787 Bloodbath, we said we would stick to the plan! 465 00:29:45,996 --> 00:29:49,791 -Bloodbath, stick with the plan. -Tree, the plan done changed! 466 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,460 Wannabe say he down. 467 00:29:51,585 --> 00:29:54,796 I'm gonna show him just how un-down he is! 468 00:29:54,963 --> 00:29:57,090 -I gotta cut him! -No, you can't cut him! 469 00:29:57,257 --> 00:29:58,758 -I gotta. -You don't gotta. 470 00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,176 We can't get our money! 471 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:02,386 -I thought you said to cut him! -No-- 472 00:30:02,595 --> 00:30:05,056 -Okay, just the white meat. -Move! Let me cut him! 473 00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:06,974 Don't kill him though, Bloodbath! 474 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,493 All right, now, Malibu. 475 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:32,665 I want you to go up in there. You go get me six 40s of O.E. 476 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,084 -And a fifth of Henny. -Yeah. 477 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,962 -Anything else, dog? -No, playa, I'm cool. 478 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,380 Right on. Right on. 479 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,255 I'd like some Pringles. 480 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,384 This ain't no picnic, bitch! 481 00:30:44,592 --> 00:30:48,972 I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats? Because since you stole my-- 482 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,181 Man! 483 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:54,267 You about to go up in there and give them Koreans your ends? 484 00:30:54,476 --> 00:30:57,187 -Hell, no! -You jack that shit, fool! 485 00:30:57,270 --> 00:31:01,775 And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here. 486 00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:03,986 -Look at the little busta. -Little busta. 487 00:31:04,152 --> 00:31:05,988 -Can't even swing a gat. -Shoot. 488 00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:08,656 -Talking about "he down." -But-- 489 00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:11,367 -You use that or I'm gonna use it on you! -Okay. 490 00:31:11,575 --> 00:31:13,286 And if you try to get away? 491 00:31:13,452 --> 00:31:16,789 I'm gonna let you taste a piece of my blue steel. You feel me? 492 00:31:16,956 --> 00:31:18,082 Okay. All right. 493 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:20,084 -Go on, get out! -Okay. 494 00:31:20,459 --> 00:31:21,960 Go! 495 00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,177 Hey, white boy. 496 00:31:38,350 --> 00:31:43,188 -"This ain't no picnic, bitch"? Wow! -Thank you. I loved the blue steel line. 497 00:31:43,355 --> 00:31:44,356 Convincing. 498 00:31:57,368 --> 00:32:00,747 -I really can't believe that! -Those improv classes are paying off. 499 00:32:00,872 --> 00:32:05,876 When you said, "This is no picnic, bitch," I screamed on the inside like one. 500 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,377 -For real? -Yeah, I said: 501 00:32:15,177 --> 00:32:17,345 I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you. 502 00:32:17,553 --> 00:32:21,557 And, boy, do I love Olde English. It really helps quench my thirst. 503 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,078 Can I help you? 504 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:55,881 No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E. and anything else I want up in here, bitch! 505 00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,352 Can I help you? 506 00:33:15,565 --> 00:33:19,569 -Y'all never been robbed? -Sure. Last week was 54 time. 507 00:33:19,945 --> 00:33:22,781 But they were cool. No gun to head, never scream. 508 00:33:22,864 --> 00:33:25,741 -You know, good people. -Cool. 509 00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:30,579 So, dude, how much did you pay the guy? 510 00:33:30,746 --> 00:33:32,164 What are you talking about? 511 00:33:32,373 --> 00:33:35,960 -When you set this thing up yesterday. -I thought you set it up. 512 00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:38,878 You mean--? 513 00:33:39,671 --> 00:33:41,965 Dude, the owner doesn't know this is fake? 514 00:33:44,342 --> 00:33:46,761 $1 6.47. 515 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,060 -Go in and save him! He could get shot! -I'm not gonna go in there! You go in there! 516 00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:56,562 His frigging life is at stake! 517 00:34:04,361 --> 00:34:05,945 My emergency stash! 518 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:09,866 I'm glad you got cash, because if you had tried to jack me, fool... 519 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:12,952 I was gonna have to lay you out with this! 520 00:34:13,161 --> 00:34:15,163 And with this. 521 00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:18,374 And with that. 522 00:34:22,044 --> 00:34:23,962 Keep the change. 523 00:34:24,171 --> 00:34:27,174 -Do me this one favor. -You are the driver. I am the shooter! 524 00:34:27,341 --> 00:34:29,176 -I'm scared of Koreans! -You-- 525 00:34:29,343 --> 00:34:31,762 Thank you. Thank you very much! Come again! 526 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,765 What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack... 527 00:34:35,848 --> 00:34:39,352 but it's just a joke, okay? So please don't shoot me? 528 00:34:41,771 --> 00:34:46,150 Yeah, that's right, fool! Next time I'll bust a cap in your punk ass, bitch! 529 00:34:46,442 --> 00:34:50,070 Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah! 530 00:34:50,236 --> 00:34:52,948 -What the hell is wrong with you? -You actually did it? 531 00:34:53,156 --> 00:34:57,452 Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight-up trick. 532 00:34:57,661 --> 00:35:02,456 What's up with this? If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt? 533 00:35:04,249 --> 00:35:05,542 I stole that too. 534 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:10,047 What's on tap for tomorrow? 535 00:35:10,255 --> 00:35:15,051 Well, we have the 1 1 :00 with Greenpeace, then drinks later with the offshore oil lobby. 536 00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:20,556 -How's the Brad project going? -Smooth. He's in South Central. 537 00:35:21,557 --> 00:35:26,354 -God, is he okay? -Oh, he's in excellent hands. 538 00:35:27,063 --> 00:35:29,940 All right. I'm sick of playing game with you, snowflake! 539 00:35:30,148 --> 00:35:34,861 I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb! 540 00:35:34,945 --> 00:35:38,240 -What you mean be real? -You know what I mean. Be white! 541 00:35:38,365 --> 00:35:39,866 -Five. -Don't do it, Bloodbath! 5 542 00:35:39,950 --> 00:35:41,535 -Four. -Don't do it, Bloodbath! 4 543 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:42,952 -Three. -He gonna do it! 3 544 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,745 -Two. -Kill him! Kill him! 2 545 00:35:44,954 --> 00:35:46,747 Okay, all right! 546 00:35:47,665 --> 00:35:50,668 Okay, fellas, look, I'm really sorry, okay? 547 00:35:50,835 --> 00:35:55,339 I don't mean to offend you, you know. I don't mean to front or act like a thug. 548 00:35:55,548 --> 00:35:56,965 I'm sorry. 549 00:36:05,432 --> 00:36:07,934 -You buying that? -I don't know. I can't tell. 550 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,060 Me neither. 551 00:36:11,145 --> 00:36:12,855 Let's give him the test. 552 00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:19,236 How you doing, white boy? You cool? 553 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,739 Great. Fine. 554 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,865 Terrific popcorn. 555 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:47,054 Run, bitch, run! He gonna kill you! 556 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:53,434 I ain't lying. I ain't lying. 557 00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:57,146 Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am. I'm just a rapper, straight up. 558 00:36:57,730 --> 00:37:01,651 -Wigga, please! -No, for real. I can rap about anything. 559 00:37:01,859 --> 00:37:03,527 You think you got skills? 560 00:37:03,945 --> 00:37:06,738 -We gonna see about that. -Oh, hell, yeah. 561 00:37:16,247 --> 00:37:18,249 Hey, man. I had it up to here with you. 562 00:37:18,457 --> 00:37:21,252 You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. 563 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,629 -This ain't Malibu. -Represent. 564 00:37:23,754 --> 00:37:27,341 Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club! 565 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:31,637 Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here. 566 00:37:31,762 --> 00:37:34,430 Got something to prove to yourself? Do it in there. 567 00:37:35,223 --> 00:37:37,350 Get in there, fool! Go on up in there! 568 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:43,648 -Think this is gonna do it, dude. -Oh, we're about to get paid! 569 00:38:07,128 --> 00:38:09,046 What's cracking? 570 00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,757 Hey, dog. 571 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:17,429 -Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu? -Like I'm home. 572 00:38:17,554 --> 00:38:21,141 Get your ass in there then, fool. Go! 573 00:38:30,858 --> 00:38:33,527 Come on. Let me get through here, man. 574 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:37,031 -Yo. -Man, I told you I didn't have-- 575 00:38:39,033 --> 00:38:40,034 What's happening? 576 00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:43,244 Look, our homey-- You wanna get a young Dre next, man? 577 00:38:43,328 --> 00:38:45,622 Hell, no. You hear what he's saying? 578 00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:48,750 Meet my boy, Ben Franklin. 579 00:38:50,251 --> 00:38:53,630 -What's his name? -B-Rad from Malibu, player. 580 00:38:55,047 --> 00:38:57,215 B-Rad from Mal--? You trying to get me shot? 581 00:38:57,549 --> 00:39:00,844 Hey, you met Ben Franklin's twin brother? 582 00:39:04,348 --> 00:39:06,141 Cutter, playa. 583 00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:11,228 We're gonna bring him up. Go back and play with each other. Come back in five minutes. 584 00:39:11,729 --> 00:39:15,316 -Playa.... -Y'all got some Will Smith back there? 585 00:39:15,441 --> 00:39:16,734 Get jiggy with it! 586 00:39:20,154 --> 00:39:22,155 Hey, miss. Where you been? 587 00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:26,076 Oh, Shondra! Shondra! 588 00:39:27,369 --> 00:39:29,788 -I been busy, Tec. -You been getting busy? 589 00:39:31,081 --> 00:39:32,374 None of your damn business. 590 00:39:32,582 --> 00:39:36,085 Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is. 591 00:39:36,377 --> 00:39:39,380 All you need to know is that it ain't your black ass. 592 00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:42,049 See, this that shit. Think you're better than me. 593 00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:45,552 All you is is a chickenhead and that's all you ever gonna be. 594 00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:49,264 Hey, girl. What's up? 595 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:52,850 -You all right? -I'm fine, but you the finest! 596 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:56,562 She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy.... once Mothra gets set up, boy.... 597 00:39:57,063 --> 00:40:00,483 -You hitting this? -No. Now let me go! -You hitting this? 598 00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:05,654 Hey, dude, didn't your mama ever tell you how to treat a lady? That's not nice. 599 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:07,155 Oh, so you know my moms? 600 00:40:07,281 --> 00:40:10,659 No, but she wouldn't appreciate you grabbing a woman like that. 601 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,160 What would your mom prefer? 602 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,788 You know, just talk to them and be nice to them. 603 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:16,456 Know what my mom would do? 604 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:19,584 My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business! 605 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,960 Don't! 606 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,879 -Don't be hating. -Tec, don't! Stop it! 607 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,554 Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you. 608 00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:39,185 -You all right? -Yeah, I'm okay. 609 00:40:39,352 --> 00:40:42,856 -Who was that? -Old history. 610 00:40:43,982 --> 00:40:45,774 You know what? Come on. 611 00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:47,276 He strong. 612 00:40:52,364 --> 00:40:54,450 -Excuse me. -Where we going? 613 00:40:54,658 --> 00:40:57,578 Just shut up. Move, please? 614 00:40:57,744 --> 00:40:59,370 You gotta get out of here. 615 00:40:59,579 --> 00:41:02,665 -You letting me go? -I'm not having your blood on my hands. 616 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:04,876 It's the red Honda by the door. Just go. 617 00:41:05,043 --> 00:41:08,671 All the way from Malibu, B-Rad. Give it up for B-Rad. 618 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,548 Straight out of Malibu. B-Rad, come on up. B-Rad. 619 00:41:11,757 --> 00:41:14,760 -Go! -I can't. 620 00:41:14,968 --> 00:41:16,678 -Why? -Shondra... 621 00:41:16,845 --> 00:41:19,765 ...anybody can rap at the Malibu County Fair. 622 00:41:19,973 --> 00:41:23,977 This is my chance, my one shot. I gotta prove myself. 623 00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:33,152 This is gonna be like an episode of Oz. 624 00:41:34,278 --> 00:41:36,155 Yeah, excuse me. 625 00:41:36,364 --> 00:41:40,158 Yeah, I'm just gonna go on stage, do my rhyme thing. 626 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:45,163 They kind of pack them in tight here. 627 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:48,458 -Get up there. Do your thing. -Yeah, get up there, fool! 628 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,252 Oh, hell, no! No, hell, no. 629 00:41:51,044 --> 00:41:53,545 Him? No! Hell, no. 630 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:57,549 -Do you all have a locker? -Man, come on. You a rapper? 631 00:41:57,758 --> 00:41:58,676 Yeah, straight up. 632 00:41:59,051 --> 00:42:01,470 I didn't know Dairy Queen had a rap label. 633 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:04,765 Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight. 634 00:42:05,766 --> 00:42:08,268 -I'm down, y'all. -No, you ain't down, homey. 635 00:42:08,476 --> 00:42:11,271 I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all. 636 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,065 I know you heard that! 637 00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:18,361 Yo, Felli! Can I serve this fool right quick? 638 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:21,363 Hey, man. Serve him, dog. 639 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:24,449 Hey, y'all give it up for my man Hi-C. 640 00:42:25,742 --> 00:42:28,870 Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail? 641 00:42:29,371 --> 00:42:31,373 Tiz-ziz-ails! 642 00:42:36,168 --> 00:42:38,462 Tails. I like tails, please. 643 00:42:39,547 --> 00:42:41,674 What's it gonna be? First or second? 644 00:42:41,757 --> 00:42:43,968 Hey, ladies first. 645 00:42:47,346 --> 00:42:49,764 No. Y'all cut it out. Serve him, Hi-C. 646 00:42:50,849 --> 00:42:53,560 Man, check this out. I got something for his ass. 647 00:42:53,768 --> 00:42:56,563 Do this for me, let me hear-- Yeah, say: 648 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:33,055 Y'all give it up for Hi-C! Hi-C in the house! 649 00:43:33,472 --> 00:43:36,767 Big Steel serving, baby, serving heavy his style. 650 00:43:42,772 --> 00:43:45,149 Man, I ain't gonna battle this little punk. 651 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:47,443 Let's see what you got. 652 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,454 When I say, "Mali," you say, "'Bu." Mali-- 653 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,460 Okay, feeling the love. 654 00:44:09,756 --> 00:44:11,257 Here we go, dog! 655 00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:15,261 One, two, three, four, flow! 656 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,640 I'm sorry. 657 00:45:19,361 --> 00:45:23,032 It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit-ass mind? 658 00:45:23,657 --> 00:45:27,328 What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation? 659 00:45:27,536 --> 00:45:29,663 This is not how they do it on American Idol. 660 00:45:39,047 --> 00:45:40,548 Come on. 661 00:45:44,344 --> 00:45:46,054 Don't be hating. 662 00:45:49,431 --> 00:45:53,227 Yo, all y'all rappers out there! My name is Brad Gluckman... 663 00:45:53,435 --> 00:45:56,230 ...and when I'm on the mic, you can really say I suck, man! 664 00:45:56,438 --> 00:45:59,233 Look, y'all. Y'all had y'all laugh. Just chill out. 665 00:45:59,358 --> 00:46:01,943 Yeah, because B-Rad G's about to get ill. 666 00:46:02,151 --> 00:46:06,822 Yo, I ain't laughed that hard in a long, long time. For real. 667 00:46:07,448 --> 00:46:10,952 Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said? 668 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:12,161 He ain't paying. 669 00:46:12,328 --> 00:46:15,121 He just wants you to stay in the 'hood with the brothers. 670 00:46:15,330 --> 00:46:17,958 You know, since you so down and all. 671 00:46:18,124 --> 00:46:20,460 I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass. 672 00:46:20,627 --> 00:46:22,754 What you think about that? 673 00:46:24,339 --> 00:46:26,633 I don't care no more. 674 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:29,426 I got nothing to live for. 675 00:46:30,219 --> 00:46:32,429 Go ahead, smoke me. 676 00:46:38,852 --> 00:46:40,020 Dude. 677 00:46:40,229 --> 00:46:42,230 You believe what they putting on-stage? 678 00:46:42,438 --> 00:46:45,525 That's right. You getting played, homey. Straight out, dog. 679 00:46:45,858 --> 00:46:48,820 -Excuse me? -I said you getting played, dog. 680 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,324 Little white boy up there hitting your lady. She digging it, loving what's going on. 681 00:46:53,741 --> 00:46:57,452 You know what I was kind of thinking to myself? Maybe I'd go next. 682 00:46:57,619 --> 00:47:00,455 -You want next? -Let a homeboy get some action, you know? 683 00:47:04,543 --> 00:47:06,420 Hey, homes! What's up? 684 00:47:06,545 --> 00:47:08,629 -Not here, Tec. -What you wanna do? 685 00:47:08,838 --> 00:47:11,549 I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do. 686 00:47:19,724 --> 00:47:22,434 Hey, you okay? 687 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,522 You know, it's not as bad as it seems. 688 00:47:27,939 --> 00:47:32,235 It's worse. Everybody's right. My rhymes is weak. 689 00:47:32,444 --> 00:47:34,154 You just need a little work. 690 00:47:34,446 --> 00:47:37,448 I should've run when you gave me the chance. 691 00:47:37,615 --> 00:47:42,620 No, you were right. I respect you for getting up there. You got mad heart. 692 00:47:42,828 --> 00:47:47,124 But you heard them laughing. I ain't nothing but a busta. 693 00:47:47,249 --> 00:47:49,627 They just don't understand you. 694 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:54,339 None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu. 695 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,842 -Yeah? -Yeah. 696 00:47:58,051 --> 00:48:02,013 With the traffic... 697 00:48:02,931 --> 00:48:06,016 ...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks. 698 00:48:06,225 --> 00:48:09,645 And when the public be all up on your private beach? 699 00:48:09,853 --> 00:48:12,648 Right. Right. 700 00:48:13,815 --> 00:48:17,151 You just gotta stick with it and be yourself. 701 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:19,946 Don't let anybody tell you who you are. 702 00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,324 You all right, B-Rad. 703 00:48:24,033 --> 00:48:25,535 Shondra? 704 00:48:27,912 --> 00:48:33,041 You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all? 705 00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:35,544 I was just fooling. 706 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:39,839 I ain't never been with a real black girl before. 707 00:48:40,048 --> 00:48:42,217 -For real? -Well, except on the lnternet. 708 00:48:44,927 --> 00:48:48,222 You the finest girl I ever seen in my whole life. 709 00:48:49,848 --> 00:48:51,725 And I was wondering... 710 00:48:52,434 --> 00:48:55,437 ...since they're gonna ice me in the morning... 711 00:48:55,521 --> 00:48:58,148 ...could l, like, kind of, maybe... 712 00:48:59,649 --> 00:49:01,317 ...hopefully... 713 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,028 ...kiss you? 714 00:49:06,948 --> 00:49:08,908 You so pretty. 715 00:49:09,534 --> 00:49:11,327 Thank you. 716 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,340 Oh, you real pretty! 717 00:49:31,345 --> 00:49:35,808 Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen! 718 00:49:37,727 --> 00:49:40,437 My bad! My bad! 719 00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:44,316 My bad. 720 00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:50,113 Oh, hell, no! Hell, no! Get your ass up! 721 00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:52,532 Get your big ass up! Move! 722 00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:57,328 All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money and then y'all can get out. 723 00:49:57,411 --> 00:50:00,331 Hey, Shondra, but we're not done yet. 724 00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:02,541 And you ain't never gonna be done. 725 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:07,003 Did it ever occur to you clowns this might be the way he really is? 726 00:50:07,128 --> 00:50:08,713 No. 727 00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:12,133 Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money. 728 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:16,638 You fail to realize that putting together this operation has been quite expensive. 729 00:50:16,804 --> 00:50:18,806 Bling bling! 730 00:50:19,015 --> 00:50:20,807 Excuse me? 731 00:50:21,016 --> 00:50:24,228 -I might not have all the money right now. -Are you playing me? 732 00:50:25,437 --> 00:50:30,108 Y'all better get my money or I'm going in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up. 733 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,001 Hey, dog. 734 00:50:52,337 --> 00:50:54,130 Down here, dog. 735 00:50:57,634 --> 00:50:59,219 Stuart Little? 736 00:50:59,427 --> 00:51:02,930 Negro, please. That little white rat ain't got nothing on me. 737 00:51:03,013 --> 00:51:05,724 Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent. 738 00:51:07,434 --> 00:51:08,435 Hey, Ronnie. 739 00:51:08,602 --> 00:51:11,605 -Why you down, dog? -I'm a failure. 740 00:51:11,814 --> 00:51:13,899 No, it ain't like that, fool. 741 00:51:14,024 --> 00:51:18,027 You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself. 742 00:51:18,236 --> 00:51:21,239 -For real? -For rizzeal. Pound it. 743 00:51:24,617 --> 00:51:26,536 Hold up. 744 00:51:26,703 --> 00:51:30,706 You saying if I put my mind to it, I can be whatever I wanna be? 745 00:51:30,998 --> 00:51:34,001 -Damn straight. -That if I follow my dreams... 746 00:51:34,126 --> 00:51:36,712 -...I can achieve true happiness? -Word. 747 00:51:36,837 --> 00:51:40,799 And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was? 748 00:51:41,133 --> 00:51:43,217 Rapper? Hell, no. You stink. 749 00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,136 Don't be hating. 750 00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:48,431 I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired-ass rhymes. 751 00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,810 Now look here, man. I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady. 752 00:51:53,019 --> 00:51:54,937 She's a breeder rat at PetCo. 753 00:51:55,104 --> 00:51:58,231 And please believe it. It's all gonna work out for the best. 754 00:51:58,732 --> 00:52:00,609 Oh, shiznit! 755 00:52:20,794 --> 00:52:24,215 He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping. 756 00:52:24,422 --> 00:52:28,426 And we staged a beautiful liquor store robbery. You should have been there. 757 00:52:28,593 --> 00:52:29,928 Unfortunately... 758 00:52:30,094 --> 00:52:31,930 ...he still seems to be posing... 759 00:52:32,096 --> 00:52:36,809 ...so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive-by shooting next. 760 00:52:37,018 --> 00:52:39,311 Mr. Gluckman will be very happy. 761 00:52:39,394 --> 00:52:41,730 It's gonna take more money than we projected. 762 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:44,316 We were wondering if you could give us an advance-- 763 00:52:44,525 --> 00:52:45,609 No, no, no, no, no. 764 00:52:45,817 --> 00:52:50,697 You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks through my door. 765 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:53,616 -Right. I do under-- -Good. 766 00:52:55,201 --> 00:52:57,328 Mr. Gibbons? Hello? 767 00:52:57,703 --> 00:52:59,205 Damn! 768 00:52:59,705 --> 00:53:02,500 They been playing me all along! 769 00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:05,419 I knew my rhymes was dope! 770 00:53:05,794 --> 00:53:09,005 I knew the 'hood couldn't be this bad. 771 00:53:09,422 --> 00:53:11,591 How could they do that? 772 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:13,718 How could she do that? 773 00:53:13,802 --> 00:53:16,721 All right. The damn fools wanna play? 774 00:53:17,597 --> 00:53:19,306 Then let's play! 775 00:53:23,227 --> 00:53:25,020 What the hell?! 776 00:53:27,398 --> 00:53:29,400 -What the hell are you doing? -Listen up! 777 00:53:29,817 --> 00:53:31,402 B-Rad G's in the hizzy. 778 00:53:31,610 --> 00:53:34,988 And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy. 779 00:53:35,196 --> 00:53:36,990 Do something! 780 00:53:37,699 --> 00:53:41,703 You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back in that room before I beat your ass. 781 00:53:42,829 --> 00:53:45,790 You feeling froggy? Then leap. 782 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,795 -Anybody else wanna step? -No. 783 00:53:52,713 --> 00:53:55,090 -What the hell got into you? -Shut up, ho! 784 00:53:56,717 --> 00:53:58,093 Ho?! 785 00:53:58,302 --> 00:54:01,220 -Who you calling a ho, ho? -You, ho! 786 00:54:01,596 --> 00:54:05,600 The same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom. 787 00:54:06,017 --> 00:54:07,810 -Really? -Shondra. 788 00:54:08,019 --> 00:54:10,313 I told you she liked white boys. 789 00:54:10,813 --> 00:54:15,901 -Who do you think you are? -I'm B-Rad G from ' Bu. Represent. 790 00:54:16,026 --> 00:54:20,322 What y'all didn't realize is, I was trying to put my mobbing days behind me. 791 00:54:20,697 --> 00:54:23,491 But rolling with y'all done re-awoke my inner killer. 792 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,620 So let's start dropping bodies! 793 00:54:30,497 --> 00:54:35,085 -Don't stand there! Come on, girl, help us! -You created that monster. You deal with it! 794 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:40,925 -Hey, where you going, man? -I need to take a drive. 795 00:54:41,091 --> 00:54:45,094 -Where you fixing to drive to? -I think today's a good day to die. 796 00:54:47,013 --> 00:54:49,516 Why you talking crazy, man? Just be cool. Hey! 797 00:54:49,724 --> 00:54:51,809 I might as well go out in a blaze of glory. 798 00:54:52,018 --> 00:54:54,521 My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out... 799 00:54:54,604 --> 00:54:58,315 -...I ain't down enough for y'all. -No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ? 800 00:54:59,483 --> 00:55:03,111 -Tree, ain't he down? -Yeah, he down as they come, fool! 801 00:55:03,904 --> 00:55:07,616 -Oh, my God! -It's a jack! 802 00:55:07,783 --> 00:55:09,492 Get out the car, white boy! 803 00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:12,995 Oh, you that weak fuck from the club. 804 00:55:14,497 --> 00:55:16,499 Get your behind out the car, man! 805 00:55:16,707 --> 00:55:19,001 -Got something for me? -Hell, yeah. 806 00:55:19,085 --> 00:55:21,504 -You ready to die? -Ain't that a "co-inky-dink." 807 00:55:21,712 --> 00:55:24,214 I was just talking to my two homeys about that. 808 00:55:24,297 --> 00:55:26,383 -Shut up and move. Move him! -All right. 809 00:55:26,591 --> 00:55:30,387 But y'all should change up your style because this jackings is getting tired. 810 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:35,809 Hey, yo, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch on my ride, I'm gonna eat your children! 811 00:55:35,892 --> 00:55:38,686 -Shotgun! -Yo, Deuce, shut him up. 812 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,312 Jesus. 813 00:55:40,396 --> 00:55:43,190 8 Ball, what should we do with Bloodbath and his friend? 814 00:55:43,399 --> 00:55:45,901 -Nothing. -I said shotgun. 815 00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:47,319 Know what shotgun means? 816 00:55:47,486 --> 00:55:51,281 Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk. 817 00:55:51,489 --> 00:55:52,991 Shut up. 818 00:55:54,617 --> 00:55:57,912 Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath... 819 00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,290 ...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor-- 820 00:56:00,415 --> 00:56:04,293 -ls Shondra hitting that white boy? -I don't think anyone's hitting anybody. 821 00:56:04,501 --> 00:56:08,297 -She's just in on the scam we have going. -What you talking about, scams? 822 00:56:09,506 --> 00:56:12,885 Hey, player, we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man. 823 00:56:13,093 --> 00:56:16,305 -That's all we was doing. -ls that that dude running for governor? 824 00:56:16,597 --> 00:56:18,514 -You know him? -Hell, yeah. 825 00:56:18,681 --> 00:56:21,184 -Down with the bitches and ho's. -I'm voting for him. 826 00:56:21,392 --> 00:56:23,686 You think we ignorant because we live in the 'hood? 827 00:56:23,895 --> 00:56:25,980 I didn't say that. 828 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,484 -Man, we would never say that, brother! -Silence! 829 00:56:31,693 --> 00:56:35,405 Yo, we got Gluckman's son. Gotta be worth more alive than dead. 830 00:56:35,488 --> 00:56:36,990 -What you think? -Gotta be. 831 00:56:37,616 --> 00:56:39,701 Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud. 832 00:56:39,784 --> 00:56:41,912 -Let's roll. -I'm soft. 833 00:56:42,204 --> 00:56:44,998 The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture... 834 00:56:45,206 --> 00:56:46,874 ...we have gone up six points. 835 00:56:47,082 --> 00:56:49,376 Yeah, but we're still dead in the urban demos. 836 00:56:49,502 --> 00:56:51,504 -Gays too. -We can't win without them. 837 00:56:52,004 --> 00:56:53,589 -Mr. Gibbons? -Yeah. 838 00:56:53,797 --> 00:56:55,883 I have a Sean on the phone for you, sir. 839 00:57:00,386 --> 00:57:02,514 Check it out, homes. Is that him or what? 840 00:57:02,597 --> 00:57:04,474 Yeah, that's Tec from the l-9s, homes. 841 00:57:04,807 --> 00:57:09,103 Call Cyco. Tell him to bring it all down. We're gonna have ourself a party tonight. 842 00:57:09,604 --> 00:57:13,982 Mr. Gibbons, we have a real serious problem here. 843 00:57:14,483 --> 00:57:17,986 -I told you no more money. -Yes, I realize you said that, but this is-- 844 00:57:18,195 --> 00:57:21,198 -We're in really big troub-- -Listen, fool. 845 00:57:21,406 --> 00:57:25,702 Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped for real, along with your punk-ass friends. 846 00:57:25,911 --> 00:57:27,495 Kidnapped? 847 00:57:27,703 --> 00:57:32,375 If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again... 848 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:35,002 ...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight. 849 00:57:36,879 --> 00:57:38,506 How do I know this is real? 850 00:57:38,798 --> 00:57:42,801 What, you think your actors is this good? Say something! 851 00:57:43,802 --> 00:57:45,595 Please help us. 852 00:57:46,179 --> 00:57:47,973 I am... 853 00:57:48,181 --> 00:57:49,683 ...so... 854 00:57:50,892 --> 00:57:52,686 ...scared! 855 00:57:52,811 --> 00:57:55,604 Please help us. 856 00:57:56,689 --> 00:57:59,400 -Well? -Okay. I'm convinced. 857 00:57:59,692 --> 00:58:03,279 -Get my money. -Fine. I can arrange that, but-- 858 00:58:03,487 --> 00:58:05,489 You got 1 0 minutes. 859 00:58:06,574 --> 00:58:08,283 -Now what? -We wait. 860 00:58:09,409 --> 00:58:12,370 -What?! -They want 500 grand or they'll kill him. 861 00:58:12,495 --> 00:58:14,998 -You've gotta be kidding me. -Oh, come on! Oh, no! 862 00:58:15,081 --> 00:58:17,000 -Oh, my God. -We're going to jail. 863 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:20,003 Wait, slow down. Don't panic. 864 00:58:20,170 --> 00:58:22,588 -lt was your idea! -That was idiotic! 865 00:58:22,796 --> 00:58:27,384 Don't panic. Just let me think this through here. 866 00:58:27,467 --> 00:58:29,178 You're as guilty as any of us. 867 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,683 Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here. 868 00:58:35,892 --> 00:58:38,769 -Where are you going with this? -The negatives are obvious. 869 00:58:38,978 --> 00:58:41,898 Yeah! Bill drops out of the race, emotional distress. 870 00:58:42,106 --> 00:58:44,484 I can handle Bill. What are the positives? 871 00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:46,903 Well, there are just so many. 872 00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:49,488 -No more Brad problem. -Right. 873 00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:51,698 Right, I like that! 874 00:58:51,865 --> 00:58:55,577 With a dead son, sympathy could spike us in the female and gay demos. 875 00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:57,078 Wait, I've got the image! 876 00:58:57,287 --> 00:58:59,498 Bill weeping... 877 00:58:59,706 --> 00:59:03,667 ...over Brad's open casket. 878 00:59:03,876 --> 00:59:06,003 After grieving, he goes on the offensive. 879 00:59:06,170 --> 00:59:07,379 -His war on crime! -Drugs! 880 00:59:07,588 --> 00:59:08,797 -Gangs! -It's what's hot! 881 00:59:08,964 --> 00:59:11,592 -Oh, that's great! -It's just what we needed! 882 00:59:13,969 --> 00:59:16,888 -Get over there, man. -Hold me! 883 00:59:16,971 --> 00:59:18,473 -Who this? -No deal. 884 00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:21,893 -Say what? -Bill Gluckman does not deal with criminals. 885 00:59:22,185 --> 00:59:24,187 That's it. His punk ass is dead. 886 00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:27,190 You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do. 887 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,067 There you go. 888 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,489 That was cold. Yo, take off the tape. 889 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:39,576 Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick! 890 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:42,162 I'm gonna have to teach you all some manners! 891 00:59:42,371 --> 00:59:43,996 Your daddy ain't paying. 892 00:59:44,163 --> 00:59:46,666 -Tell me something I don't know. -What? 893 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:50,461 You heard me, you half-stepping, moist-ass bitch! 894 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:54,465 -Excuse me? -You gonna do it like that? 895 00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:58,176 -All right, then. Bring it. -It's been brought. 896 00:59:58,260 --> 01:00:01,263 Okay, then. That gat's real, right? 897 01:00:01,471 --> 01:00:06,476 So then do it. Put crackerjack out his misery. Come on, y'all. 898 01:00:06,685 --> 01:00:09,271 -I'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! -Get him! 899 01:00:09,479 --> 01:00:11,981 This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit. 900 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:17,778 Oh, damn! 901 01:00:19,697 --> 01:00:22,783 -Nice. Yeah, this is good. -Get your ass down, fool! 902 01:00:30,874 --> 01:00:32,876 Y'all take this seriously! 903 01:00:33,084 --> 01:00:35,295 -I love you, Sean. -I love you too. 904 01:00:35,378 --> 01:00:37,672 Lay down some cover, fool! 905 01:00:38,964 --> 01:00:41,258 We can't! They too strapped! 906 01:00:41,758 --> 01:00:43,886 "We can't! they too strapped!" 907 01:00:44,386 --> 01:00:46,972 -What we gonna do? -"What we gonna do? " 908 01:00:48,891 --> 01:00:53,394 Punks. Give me them gats. Y'all are serious crazy. 909 01:00:53,561 --> 01:00:56,272 Y'all wanna play? Then let's play. 910 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:04,780 Y'all know who you dealing with? 911 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:07,866 I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all! 912 01:01:08,074 --> 01:01:12,370 King Kong ain't got nothing on me! 913 01:01:21,587 --> 01:01:25,466 Damn. These special effects is the bomb. 914 01:01:26,091 --> 01:01:27,259 -Let's go! -Let's dip! 915 01:01:27,468 --> 01:01:28,969 Let's go! 916 01:01:44,192 --> 01:01:46,194 It's safe now, y'all. 917 01:01:46,361 --> 01:01:47,653 Hey, yo, that was ill. 918 01:01:47,778 --> 01:01:51,657 And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing. All that buffness for no reason. 919 01:01:51,990 --> 01:01:53,492 That's him. 920 01:01:53,659 --> 01:01:55,452 Get over here. 921 01:01:56,578 --> 01:01:59,581 -Where you learn that from? -Grand Theft Auto 3. 922 01:01:59,873 --> 01:02:03,167 -Word? Can I borrow that? -You got a PlayStation 2? 923 01:02:03,459 --> 01:02:06,963 -No, I got GameCast. -GameCast? 924 01:02:07,171 --> 01:02:09,382 There's GameCube and Dreamcast. Which you got? 925 01:02:09,590 --> 01:02:12,468 I said I got GameCast, man. Damn! I can't afford it! 926 01:02:12,677 --> 01:02:14,886 My bad. I'm just trying to help you out. 927 01:02:29,650 --> 01:02:31,485 I'm gonna holler at you. 928 01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:33,863 -My wigga. -Hey, what up, my nizzle? 929 01:02:34,071 --> 01:02:38,075 What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you. 930 01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:40,369 That's yours, B. 931 01:02:40,661 --> 01:02:42,871 -Oh, for real? -Yeah. 932 01:02:43,454 --> 01:02:45,582 Yo, you shouldn't have. 933 01:02:46,374 --> 01:02:48,585 Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all. 934 01:02:48,668 --> 01:02:52,672 Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box. 935 01:02:53,673 --> 01:02:56,175 -ln a box? -ln a box. 936 01:02:57,259 --> 01:03:00,387 Oh, in a box. Right. 937 01:03:16,277 --> 01:03:18,154 Good evening, I'm Hal Fishman. 938 01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:21,574 We open tonight with a Channel 5 News exclusive. 939 01:03:21,782 --> 01:03:24,576 A security camera captured incredible footage... 940 01:03:24,784 --> 01:03:30,081 ...of gang violence tonight as it flared on the streets of South Central. 941 01:03:30,248 --> 01:03:35,462 This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong... 942 01:03:35,670 --> 01:03:38,547 ...ringleader of a South Central street gang... 943 01:03:38,672 --> 01:03:44,345 ...fired his weapons with wanton disregard for human life or personal property. 944 01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:47,765 If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man... 945 01:03:47,973 --> 01:03:52,977 ...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH. 946 01:03:53,061 --> 01:03:58,650 Oh, my God! 947 01:04:02,654 --> 01:04:06,657 Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit. 948 01:04:07,282 --> 01:04:08,867 Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do? 949 01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:12,454 We're gonna bounce back to our respective cribs... 950 01:04:12,579 --> 01:04:16,583 ...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats, jet down to South Central and save his ass. 951 01:04:16,667 --> 01:04:18,043 -Word. -Word. 952 01:04:18,876 --> 01:04:22,463 Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting. 953 01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:25,550 -What? -No, it couldn't be. No. 954 01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:28,678 His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son. 955 01:04:29,053 --> 01:04:31,681 All right, well, I'm sure there's a logical explanation. 956 01:04:31,848 --> 01:04:33,849 Get some sleep and let me take care of it. 957 01:04:34,057 --> 01:04:37,144 Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him. 958 01:04:37,269 --> 01:04:41,064 No! Bill, you have a debate tomorrow in Sacramento. 959 01:04:41,273 --> 01:04:43,358 The hell with the debate. 960 01:04:43,567 --> 01:04:46,068 Cancel that and you can kiss this campaign goodbye. 961 01:04:46,277 --> 01:04:49,363 Shove the debate up your ass. I'm not gonna lose my son over this. 962 01:04:49,572 --> 01:04:51,740 Listen, I understand you're upset... 963 01:04:51,949 --> 01:04:56,954 ...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once? 964 01:04:57,079 --> 01:04:59,873 This whole thing, this whole Brad thing with the gangs... 965 01:05:00,039 --> 01:05:02,041 ...we can spin it. Make it into a positive. 966 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,544 -Positive? -lf he's arrested or injured... 967 01:05:04,752 --> 01:05:06,754 ...we can spin it so you're the victim. 968 01:05:06,963 --> 01:05:10,758 -"Crime reaches everyone" kind of thing. -Are you trying to get votes out of this? 969 01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:13,260 I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care! 970 01:05:13,469 --> 01:05:16,638 -I'm his father! -Since when? 971 01:05:20,476 --> 01:05:23,270 Since right now. 972 01:05:24,438 --> 01:05:26,857 And you're fired. 973 01:05:38,075 --> 01:05:42,037 We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back. 974 01:05:49,336 --> 01:05:50,754 Hello, this is OnStar. 975 01:05:50,962 --> 01:05:56,467 I'm looking for a location of the license number D-SHlzNlT. 976 01:05:56,634 --> 01:06:00,262 That vehicle is at the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street, sir. 977 01:06:13,858 --> 01:06:16,152 What are you supposed to be? Robo-bitch? 978 01:06:18,238 --> 01:06:20,949 All right, Monster, what are you packing? 979 01:06:21,741 --> 01:06:23,534 -This. -What is that? 980 01:06:23,742 --> 01:06:26,245 My pop's spear gat, from the yacht. 981 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:28,956 What is he hunting, Flipper? 982 01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:33,043 Think you so bad. 983 01:06:33,252 --> 01:06:35,337 -What you got? -Never mind. 984 01:06:35,462 --> 01:06:39,465 -Come on, let's see it. -All right, chill. Chill. 985 01:06:42,468 --> 01:06:45,847 -ls that a freaking musket? -Yeah, it's a freaking musket. 986 01:06:46,055 --> 01:06:48,641 Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers! 987 01:06:50,058 --> 01:06:55,063 -Hadji, how about you? -I couldn't get much, yo. Just this. 988 01:06:56,731 --> 01:06:58,733 Oh, my God. 989 01:07:01,153 --> 01:07:05,948 -Dang! Where'd you get all that? -Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet. 990 01:07:08,659 --> 01:07:10,453 Mercedes-Benz, may I help you? 991 01:07:10,661 --> 01:07:15,958 Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D-SHlzNlT. 992 01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:20,253 That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street. 993 01:07:45,151 --> 01:07:47,528 -Where's he going? -Are they making a sandwich? 994 01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:55,536 He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread. 995 01:07:55,745 --> 01:07:58,038 Go, Brad! Get some black ass! 996 01:07:59,247 --> 01:08:01,041 Get some black ass. 997 01:08:11,134 --> 01:08:15,137 -Where's B-Rad at? -I haven't seen a thing. I haven't seen him. 998 01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:19,350 -Shondra? A little help, please? -Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move. 999 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:23,145 What you know about this? What you know about that? 1000 01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:26,231 -You want some of this crotch? -Yeah, he does. 1001 01:08:26,731 --> 01:08:28,441 Get it, girl. 1002 01:08:28,650 --> 01:08:32,529 You know what? You know, I just tested positive... 1003 01:08:32,946 --> 01:08:36,032 ...for G-A-M-E. 1004 01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:39,952 -All right, gangsta. -Come on, girl. Let's do this. 1005 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,829 -Okay. -We gonna show you something. 1006 01:08:41,954 --> 01:08:45,124 -Wait till you see what we're gonna do. -I ain't mad at nothing. 1007 01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:47,960 -I wanna learn. -You wanna learn? 1008 01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:52,047 I like that. I'm ready for the chocolate love. 1009 01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,424 -Shondra? -Yeah, it's Shondra... 1010 01:08:55,550 --> 01:08:57,927 ...but I guess I wasn't good enough for you. 1011 01:08:58,136 --> 01:09:01,055 -What? -You had to get two more. 1012 01:09:01,222 --> 01:09:02,849 -No, she didn't. -Yes, she did. 1013 01:09:02,932 --> 01:09:07,352 This no-good, deadbeat, weak-ass white boy won't take care of little Malik. 1014 01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:10,730 -Malik? -Or Taquayzsha. 1015 01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:13,233 -Taquayzsha? -Or Nahojay. 1016 01:09:13,442 --> 01:09:16,027 -Naho-who? -Oh, no, now that's trifling. 1017 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,321 -Let's get out of here. -Thank you, girl. 1018 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:21,532 No problem, ladies. Okay, bye-bye. 1019 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:24,952 Damn. Why you throwing salt on my G-A-M-E? 1020 01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:28,539 I am saving your lily-white ass. Now come on. 1021 01:09:28,747 --> 01:09:31,459 I ain't going nowhere. I'm a l-9 now. 1022 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,044 Peep my tat. 1023 01:09:34,335 --> 01:09:37,922 -Listen, fool-- -No, you listen. I know what you done. 1024 01:09:38,131 --> 01:09:42,135 How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy. 1025 01:09:43,845 --> 01:09:47,640 -Damn. -No, you damn. Why you play me? 1026 01:09:47,848 --> 01:09:51,727 -For the money. -Money? What you need money for? 1027 01:09:51,935 --> 01:09:56,648 Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you, but not everybody has money. 1028 01:09:56,857 --> 01:09:59,443 And for the people who don't, money is important. 1029 01:09:59,651 --> 01:10:02,028 You're probably still flipping me and whatnot. 1030 01:10:02,153 --> 01:10:05,740 Damn it, B-Rad, this is real. Tec and his crew are real. 1031 01:10:05,948 --> 01:10:07,533 Oh, really? 1032 01:10:07,617 --> 01:10:11,454 Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real. 1033 01:10:11,621 --> 01:10:15,624 And if this gat is real, then the bullets in it have got to be real. 1034 01:10:15,916 --> 01:10:19,628 And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt. 1035 01:10:21,046 --> 01:10:24,633 See that? I just shot my foot. 1036 01:10:27,219 --> 01:10:29,720 And it's real! 1037 01:10:29,929 --> 01:10:35,726 Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot. 1038 01:10:35,935 --> 01:10:38,646 I just shot my foot. I just shot my foot. 1039 01:10:38,854 --> 01:10:41,732 Sit. Stop hopping around, fool. Goodness. 1040 01:10:41,816 --> 01:10:45,318 -Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying! -This cap barely grazed you. 1041 01:10:45,527 --> 01:10:48,446 -I can't live! -Lucky you such a weak-ass shot. 1042 01:10:48,613 --> 01:10:52,617 -Then it's real. This whole thing is real! -Stop moving. 1043 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:56,745 -Hey, who doing all that popping up-- -Oh, God. 1044 01:10:57,538 --> 01:11:00,415 Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz? 1045 01:11:00,624 --> 01:11:06,422 Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah. Just the man I want to see. 1046 01:11:07,131 --> 01:11:09,550 -You know Shondra. -What's going on, Shondra? 1047 01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:12,635 -Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. -Don't lie to me. 1048 01:11:12,844 --> 01:11:15,221 That was my line and it always was what it looked like. 1049 01:11:15,513 --> 01:11:19,142 -What's going on with your boyfriend? -I'd love to kick it with you... 1050 01:11:19,350 --> 01:11:22,019 ...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu... 1051 01:11:22,228 --> 01:11:24,729 ...something with Dre-Dre. So if you don't mind-- 1052 01:11:24,938 --> 01:11:26,940 I do mind! 1053 01:11:27,149 --> 01:11:31,445 Wait, Tec, let me explain. Because I don't belong here. 1054 01:11:31,611 --> 01:11:34,531 What, you done forgot already, fool? I done told you. 1055 01:11:34,739 --> 01:11:39,034 There's only one way out of the l-9s. And your E-ticket's in this here chamber. 1056 01:11:39,410 --> 01:11:42,121 There it is. Did you see how committed he was? 1057 01:11:42,329 --> 01:11:45,040 That's the rage I was talking about. 1058 01:11:45,124 --> 01:11:48,627 Tec, please don't be hating. 1059 01:11:49,712 --> 01:11:52,338 I won't let you do it, Tec. 1060 01:11:52,714 --> 01:11:55,216 Fine. Then I'll just do the both of you, then. 1061 01:12:10,230 --> 01:12:12,941 Damn, fool! You just hit my house! 1062 01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:15,110 -Brad? -Pops? 1063 01:12:15,319 --> 01:12:16,945 It's Mr. Gluckman. 1064 01:12:17,029 --> 01:12:18,447 Brad, you okay? 1065 01:12:18,614 --> 01:12:21,616 Not really. And unless you seriously strapped... 1066 01:12:21,824 --> 01:12:24,827 ...you about to not really be okay too. 1067 01:12:28,539 --> 01:12:32,418 -Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. -We know who you are, fool. 1068 01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:35,921 This dude thinks we ignorant just because we live down here. 1069 01:12:36,129 --> 01:12:39,424 -You better recognize. -Well, I recognize. 1070 01:12:39,633 --> 01:12:45,639 You know, I recognize that street violence is tearing Californians apart. 1071 01:12:45,806 --> 01:12:48,808 And, fellas, California is my family. 1072 01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:51,811 Oh, and here's a thought. 1073 01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:56,732 Instead of thinking of ourselves as what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with... 1074 01:12:57,817 --> 01:13:01,444 ...why can't we just be brothers? What do you say? 1075 01:13:03,404 --> 01:13:06,032 I guess I never thought of it like that before. 1076 01:13:06,241 --> 01:13:08,034 -You see that? -Please. 1077 01:13:08,409 --> 01:13:10,703 What do we say, brothers? 1078 01:13:12,705 --> 01:13:15,040 Get your ass out of here. 1079 01:13:21,338 --> 01:13:24,216 Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?! 1080 01:13:32,515 --> 01:13:33,641 Hadji? 1081 01:13:33,808 --> 01:13:36,436 Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all. 1082 01:13:36,602 --> 01:13:40,606 -Yeah, drop your gats! -No, drop your gats! 1083 01:13:42,107 --> 01:13:47,320 Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say. 1084 01:13:48,321 --> 01:13:51,408 You really weren't gonna pay my ransom? 1085 01:13:51,908 --> 01:13:56,829 Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me. 1086 01:13:57,037 --> 01:14:00,207 -That was not part of the plan. -What was the plan? 1087 01:14:00,332 --> 01:14:02,501 Send me down here to scare me white? 1088 01:14:02,626 --> 01:14:06,630 I know, it was stupid. I tried everything, I didn't know how to deal with you. 1089 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:09,007 That's because you don't know me... 1090 01:14:09,215 --> 01:14:11,801 ...and you never cared to find out. 1091 01:14:12,135 --> 01:14:16,806 Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself. 1092 01:14:18,099 --> 01:14:20,310 I wasn't there for you. 1093 01:14:20,727 --> 01:14:24,104 I can't change that, but I always loved you. 1094 01:14:24,897 --> 01:14:30,235 And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you. 1095 01:14:30,402 --> 01:14:33,906 And I accept you. And from here on in... 1096 01:14:35,199 --> 01:14:38,117 ...I promise to be a real father to you. 1097 01:14:38,826 --> 01:14:42,705 -Talk is cheap. Prove it. -Well, I'm here, ain't l? 1098 01:14:50,921 --> 01:14:54,925 All right, Pops. We cool. 1099 01:15:00,013 --> 01:15:01,598 Much love. 1100 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:13,234 I wish I could talk to my pops like that. 1101 01:15:13,818 --> 01:15:15,403 No doubt. 1102 01:15:15,903 --> 01:15:18,196 I'm gonna call that nigga right now. 1103 01:15:18,321 --> 01:15:21,032 Would you get your emotional gangsta ass together? 1104 01:15:21,199 --> 01:15:24,702 We got business to handle. Let's smoke these fools! 1105 01:15:27,997 --> 01:15:32,626 Tec, before we all smoke each other, can I say one little more thing? 1106 01:15:33,001 --> 01:15:37,005 -What you got to say this time? -Kick it freestyle, Moch. 1107 01:15:46,305 --> 01:15:48,015 Stop. 1108 01:15:48,808 --> 01:15:51,519 Stop. Stop it! 1109 01:15:53,104 --> 01:15:56,691 You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself! 1110 01:15:57,525 --> 01:15:59,109 All right. 1111 01:15:59,401 --> 01:16:02,028 But all these gats got to go. 1112 01:16:04,030 --> 01:16:06,324 I'm serious, Tec. 1113 01:16:06,408 --> 01:16:08,702 Ain't no more gats. 1114 01:16:09,494 --> 01:16:13,497 B-Rad's right. All this hating is whack. 1115 01:16:29,012 --> 01:16:30,722 Run! 1116 01:17:03,711 --> 01:17:06,422 No, listen to me. You really not listening to me. 1117 01:17:06,589 --> 01:17:09,091 If this ain't rebuilt by the time Moms get back... 1118 01:17:09,299 --> 01:17:11,885 ...it's on you. You gonna get the punishment. 1119 01:17:12,010 --> 01:17:16,306 You gonna laugh at me. You gonna play me?! You know who you playing? 1120 01:17:16,515 --> 01:17:19,309 I have two witnesses who were at the scene of the explosion. 1121 01:17:19,518 --> 01:17:22,895 -Can you tell us what happened? -Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo. 1122 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:25,815 All these crazy fools came over strapped with they 9s. 1123 01:17:26,023 --> 01:17:28,984 I was just, like, telling the brothers, " Let's talk about this. 1124 01:17:29,193 --> 01:17:32,696 Let's talk this out. Can't we all just get along? 1125 01:17:32,905 --> 01:17:36,616 Let's find our common ground." I was trying to keep the peace. 1126 01:17:36,783 --> 01:17:41,496 Really, the explosion was just a metaphor. 1127 01:17:41,704 --> 01:17:45,500 A metaphor for anger within our hearts. 1128 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:50,212 -Because the white man-- -Okay, thank you, Bloodbath and Tree. 1129 01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:52,798 All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused... 1130 01:17:53,006 --> 01:17:57,010 ...by the mysterious White Kong, who is still at large. 1131 01:17:57,386 --> 01:18:01,390 This is Soon-Yee Baxter Hernandez reporting from South Central. 1132 01:18:02,181 --> 01:18:03,683 -Sorry, sir. -Damn. 1133 01:18:03,891 --> 01:18:05,518 Are you all right? 1134 01:18:05,893 --> 01:18:08,688 You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned? 1135 01:18:10,314 --> 01:18:13,317 Yeah. No. 1136 01:18:14,193 --> 01:18:16,695 -I'm confused. -About what? 1137 01:18:16,903 --> 01:18:19,906 I don't know what was real and what wasn't. 1138 01:18:28,206 --> 01:18:32,001 Well, I definitely could use a little bit more of that reality. 1139 01:18:41,218 --> 01:18:43,887 What's up? I thought the kitchen was open for business. 1140 01:18:44,012 --> 01:18:48,016 It is open, but you don't put your hands in a sista's hair. Damn, fool. 1141 01:18:48,308 --> 01:18:49,893 My bad. 1142 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:52,103 Here you go, boo. 1143 01:18:52,312 --> 01:18:54,397 All right, here we go. 1144 01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:58,901 Shondra's Salon is now officially open for business. 1145 01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,487 -The chickens be out the coop. -Enjoy, ladies. 1146 01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:07,284 Damn. She got in a fight with a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won. 1147 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:11,287 Hold up, girl. 1148 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,998 I just wanna thank you. 1149 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:17,210 You the only person that accepted me for who I really am. 1150 01:19:17,376 --> 01:19:19,378 I appreciate that. 1151 01:19:19,712 --> 01:19:23,299 You also kidnapped me, carjacked me and tried to scare me white. 1152 01:19:23,508 --> 01:19:25,509 I'm gonna let that one go. 1153 01:19:26,676 --> 01:19:30,013 -Come here, boo. -Come on. 1154 01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:36,186 -My own little White Kong. -That's right, White Kong. 1155 01:19:37,687 --> 01:19:41,190 It's official: Bill Gluckman is California 's next governor. 1156 01:19:41,399 --> 01:19:43,484 Let's go live to the big celebration. 1157 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:50,282 Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all! 1158 01:19:50,491 --> 01:19:52,575 Go Gluck yourself! 1159 01:20:03,378 --> 01:20:06,296 Great. We're gonna take it to a whole new level. 1160 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:13,303 He became Black Superhero. 1161 01:20:20,101 --> 01:20:21,102 Hello. 1162 01:20:21,310 --> 01:20:23,396 What the fuck was that? 1163 01:20:24,605 --> 01:20:27,692 Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your-- 1164 01:20:27,775 --> 01:20:30,486 Yeah, you got something to prove to yourself? 1165 01:20:31,571 --> 01:20:33,780 Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherfucker! 1166 01:20:33,905 --> 01:20:36,408 -Ain't he down? -Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool. 1167 01:20:36,575 --> 01:20:39,995 -You down, down fool. -Oh, my God. 1168 01:20:40,579 --> 01:20:42,873 -Oh, my God. -You that weak fuck from the club! 1169 01:20:43,081 --> 01:20:45,500 -You think I'm playing with you? -Yeah, you playing. 1170 01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:46,585 Open the door! 1171 01:20:46,793 --> 01:20:49,879 Hey, yo, dog, you know I'd love to stick it with you.... 1172 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:53,799 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you.... 1173 01:20:59,096 --> 01:21:03,099 You think I'm cute? Look at me, man. 1174 01:21:03,391 --> 01:21:06,478 -Look at me, black. -Bitch ass-- 1175 01:21:08,104 --> 01:21:10,607 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you.... 1176 01:21:12,275 --> 01:21:15,277 Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you and.... 1177 01:21:17,404 --> 01:21:19,698 I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang... 1178 01:21:19,907 --> 01:21:21,283 ...but I got a little business. 1179 01:21:21,492 --> 01:21:22,868 Hey! 1180 01:21:25,579 --> 01:21:27,081 Cut. 1181 01:21:35,171 --> 01:21:37,090 What the f* *k is that? 1182 01:21:37,173 --> 01:21:41,177 Come on. Yo, you got something to prove to yourself? 1183 01:21:41,594 --> 01:21:43,387 Say it, don't spray it, motherfucker. 1184 01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:45,472 Get your ass in there. 1185 01:21:45,806 --> 01:21:47,182 Okay. 1186 01:21:57,066 --> 01:21:58,067 -Bitch! -Again! 1187 01:21:58,275 --> 01:21:59,485 -Bitch! -Again. 1188 01:21:59,568 --> 01:22:02,905 Bitch! Give me it. 1189 01:22:08,285 --> 01:22:12,288 Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking me up with Dr. Dre, Master P... 1190 01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:16,292 ...P. Diddy, Jay-z, Big Boy hisself! 1191 01:22:16,584 --> 01:22:19,170 Mali-bootay? 1192 01:22:21,172 --> 01:22:22,674 Pull. 1193 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,094 That's what I call blowing up for your ass.