1 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,120 Man: COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! 2 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,290 WHERE IS THAT LITTLE JOKER? 3 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,460 BREATHE DEEP, MRS. DUNNE. 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,762 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 5 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,564 PUSH. 6 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:31,832 PUSH, THAT'S IT. 7 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,435 KEEP PUSHING, YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MRS. DUNNE. 8 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,270 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. OKAY, THAT'S IT. 9 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,240 THERE'S THE HEAD, I CAN SEE IT NOW. 10 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,176 OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS... 11 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,611 IT'S A... 12 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,080 - ( woman groans ) - Doctor: OKAY, IT WENT BACK IN. 13 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,182 I THINK HE'LL BE GOOD AT HIDE AND SEEK, MRS. DUNNE. 14 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,851 ( panting ) 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,620 OKAY. ( chuckles ) 16 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,856 - WELL, YOU GOT YOURSELF A SHY ONE HERE. - ( groaning ) 17 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:59,059 OKAY, COME ON OUT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD. 18 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,129 - ( crunches ) - OW! 19 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,531 HE BIT ME! 20 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,270 ( siren approaching ) 21 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,710 Police radio: Attention all units, man trapped in a well. 22 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,179 919 Hill Street. 23 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,780 CAPTAIN ROB! 24 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,683 CAPTAIN ROB, CAN YOU HEAR ME? GRAB THE ROPE! 25 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,420 CAN YOU HELP HIM? 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,223 HARRY, NO. THIS IS-- THIS IS NOT A REAL WELL. 27 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:33,761 WE CAN'T KEEP COMING OUT HERE TRYING TO GET YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND OUT OF TROUBLE. 28 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,897 WELL, THANKS FOR SAVING HIM. COMING, CAPTAIN ROB! 29 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,333 WE DIDN'T REALLY SAVE ANYBODY. 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,571 - I'M SORRY, DAVE. - IT'S OKAY, HE JUST HAS AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION. 31 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:46,774 DON'T WORRY, HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT. THEY ALL DO. 32 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:50,378 CAPTAIN ROB, COME ON OUT, I GIVE UP! 33 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:53,181 WHERE IS HE? WHERE ARE YOU, CAPTAIN ROB? 34 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:56,184 HONEY, HE'S GONE. 35 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:59,253 HE MUST'VE KNOWN YOU WERE STARTING SCHOOL TODAY. 36 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,622 MOM, DO I HAVE TO GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL? 37 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,891 - YES, HONEY. - BUT YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER. 38 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:07,127 THANK YOU, SWEETIE. I THINK IT'S TIME YOU MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS. 39 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,729 YOU KNOW, FRIENDS YOUR OWN AGE. 40 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,199 - I'M JUST NOT READY. - OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 41 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,367 CAPTAIN ROB LEFT THIS FOR YOU. 42 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:18,506 HE SAID TO COUNT YOUR STEPS VERY CAREFULLY. 43 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,541 WOW, A TREASURE MAP! 44 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,576 - WHAT'S THE TREASURE? - IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 45 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:26,079 HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL. 46 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,615 LIKE MARCO POLO. 47 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,352 THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE SWIMMING POOL. 48 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,655 OF COURSE. 49 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,491 - I BETTER GET GOING. - NOW REMEMBER, HARRY, 50 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,860 THERE'S A FRIEND OUT THERE WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 51 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,929 Man: YOU'RE A GOOD KID, LLOYD. 52 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,531 AND GOOD LOOKING, TOO. 53 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,898 YOU MAKE A FATHER PROUD. 54 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,067 - THANKS, POP. - OKAY, NOW LET ME FINISH-- 55 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,369 DAD, WATCH THE EARS. 56 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,638 AAH. OKAY, THERE YOU GO, GIGOLO. 57 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,872 - YEAH? - YEAH. 58 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,342 - LOOKS GOOD? - LIKE FRESH-CUT GRASS. 59 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,645 OKAY, NOW COME ON. LET'S GET READY, SCHOOL'S GOING TO OPEN REAL SOON NOW. 60 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,347 - LET'S GO. - OH, KEYS PLEASE. 61 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:00,748 HERE YOU GO. 62 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:03,617 IT'S GOOD TO BE A JANITOR'S SON. 63 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,186 - LOVE YA! - LOVE YOU. 64 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,691 - ( music plays ) - ( speaker pops ) 65 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,227 * ICE, ICE, BABY * 66 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,530 * ICE, ICE, BABY * 67 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,899 * ALL RIGHT, STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN * 68 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,968 * ICE IS BACK WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION * 69 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:23,003 * SOMETHING GRABS AHOLD OF ME TIGHTLY * 70 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,872 * FLOW LIKE A HARPOON DAILY AND NIGHTLY * 71 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,974 - * WILL IT EVER STOP? * - * YO, I DON'T KNOW * 72 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,176 * TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND I'LL GLOW * 73 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,211 * TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A MIC LIKE A VANDAL * 74 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,414 * LIGHT UP A STAGE AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE * 75 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,249 * ICE, ICE, BABY * 76 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,653 - * VANILLA * - * ICE, ICE, BABY * 77 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:44,958 - * VANILLA * - * ICE, ICE, BABY * 78 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:49,096 - * VANILLA * - * ICE, ICE, BABY * 79 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,432 - * VANILLA * - * NOW THAT THE PARTY IS JUMPIN'... * 80 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,101 - ( growls ) - * WITH THE BASS KICKED IN AND THE VEGAS ARE PUMPIN' * 81 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,103 * QUICK TO THE POINT TO THE POINT NO FAKIN' * 82 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:58,238 * COOKING MCs LIKE A POUND OF BACON * 83 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,441 * BURNING THEM IF YOU AIN'T QUICK AND NIMBLE * 84 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,242 * I GO CRAZY WHEN I HEAR A CYMBAL * 85 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,678 * AND A HI-HAT WITH A SOUPED UP TEMPO * 86 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,580 * I'M ON A ROLL, IT'S TIME TO GO SOLO * 87 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,616 * ICE, ICE, BABY, TOO COLD * 88 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,020 - * VANILLA * - * ICE, ICE, BABY, TOO COLD * 89 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,222 * TOO COLD * 90 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,256 * ICE, ICE, BABY. * 91 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,859 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LOOK AT YOU! 92 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:23,096 YOU'RE LOOKING REAL SHARP THERE IN YOUR NEW BACK-TO-SCHOOL OUTFIT, HUH? HUH? 93 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,565 - OOH, OOH. - HERE, DAD. 94 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:25,766 OKAY. WHOA, WHOA. ONE SEC. 95 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,436 LET'S SEE IF ANYONE LOST A CAMERA. 96 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,738 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 97 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,640 OKAY READY? SMILE FOR PAPA. COME ON. 98 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,208 READY? YEE-AAH! 99 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,610 OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 100 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,746 OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO TO SCHOOL YOU NEED A BOOK. 101 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,247 OKAY? OKAY, READY? OKAY, OKAY. 102 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,815 LOOK PRETTY. PRETTY, PRETTY. 103 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,551 PRETTY... BOY! 104 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,686 I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS. SEE YOU, POP! 105 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,622 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY AT SCHOOL! 106 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,624 HOPE THEY LIKE MY NEW JACKET! 107 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,927 WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY YEAR. 108 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,099 GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL. 109 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,835 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 110 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,203 HI. HI. 111 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:06,273 - SORRY. - Girl: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, LOSER! 112 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,542 CAN'T MISS MY BUS. 113 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,745 OKAY, SO FOLLOW THE MAP AND FIND A FRIEND. 114 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,716 SO WHAT'S THE APPLE FOR? THIS IS TOO DISTRACTING. 115 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,820 ONE OF YOU HAS TO GO. 116 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,025 I'M SORRY IT'S YOU. NOW... 117 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,762 TAKE YOUR SEEDS AND GROW INTO A BEAUTIFUL PIE. 118 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,867 31, 32, 33... 119 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,938 - ( horn honks ) - HEY, WHOA! 120 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:41,074 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, MATE. - NICE CAR, FRENCHIE. 121 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,711 ( giggling ) 122 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,086 - HEY, CUTE PUPPY. - ( barks ) 123 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,789 - AWW. - ( growling ) 124 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,958 - RARR! - ( barking ) 125 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,461 WHOA, WHOA! 126 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,131 BAD DOG! DON'T GET ME, DON'T GET ME! 127 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,601 AAAH! BAD DOGGIE! BAD DOGGIE! 128 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,570 WHOA, WHOA! 129 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,640 NO, NO, NO! 130 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:25,553 OOOH! 131 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,588 ( groaning ) 132 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,127 ( grunting, muttering ) 133 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,136 SOMEBODY CHIPPED MY TOOTH. 134 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,673 HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? 135 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,808 SOMEONE BIT ME IN THE FOREHEAD. 136 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,444 OH, NO! 137 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,245 YOU COULD'VE SAVED THAT FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY. 138 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,915 THAT'S STUPID. I HAPPEN TO KNOW MY MOM IS THE TOOTH FAIRY. 139 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,050 - YOUR MOM IS THE TOOTH FAIRY? - YEAH. 140 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,120 - WOW, THAT IS SO COOL. - SHE MUST DO ALL THE FLYING AROUND WHEN I'M ASLEEP. 141 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,055 YEAH, YEAH. 142 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,492 - HARRY DUNNE. - HARRY DUNNE? 143 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,193 WHY DOES THAT NOT SOUND FAMILIAR? 144 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:10,063 - PROBABLY BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE? - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 145 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,732 ANYWAY, YEAH, LLOYD CHRISTMAS. 146 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,968 ( laughs ) HERE I AM BRAGGING MY MOM'S THE TOOTH FAIRY 147 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,970 - AND YOU'RE SANTA'S KID?! - NO, NO. 148 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,405 - YEAH! - YEAH? NO, I'M NOT. 149 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,673 - I KNEW IT! - NO, I'M NOT. 150 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,709 - I BET YOU ARE. - NO, I BET I'M NOT. 151 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,812 - I KNOW YOU ARE. - SERIOUSLY, WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE? 152 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,847 HOME SCHOOL, TILL TODAY. 153 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,216 HOME SCHOOL. WHAT'S THAT? 154 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,752 I GO TO SCHOOL WHERE I LIVE. 155 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,721 ME TOO! SERIOUSLY! 156 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:36,023 - NO? - YEAH! 157 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:38,792 Lloyd: WHOA, THAT'S MY BUS! HEY! HEY! 158 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,528 NO, WAIT! NO, WAIT! 159 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,995 HI! HELLO! 160 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,832 I MISSED IT. NOW I HAVE TO WALK. 161 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,501 IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 162 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:50,070 - IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? - NOPE, IT'S A TREASURE MAP. 163 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,505 COOL. 164 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,674 MY MOM SAYS IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL. 165 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,743 I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY FAMILIAR WITH THE SCHOOL 166 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:58,411 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT X BEFORE. MM-MMM. 167 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,413 OOH, BUT I DO KNOW SOMETHING. 168 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,315 - WHAT? - YEAH. 169 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,585 ( chuckling ) YOU'RE IT. 170 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,319 I'M IT? 171 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,921 WHAT'S IT? 172 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,223 I DON'T REALLY KNOW, YOU KNOW, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, 173 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,060 IT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE, AND RIGHT NOW... 174 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,828 YEAH, YOU ARE. 175 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,697 WAIT, SO IF I TOUCH YOU, YOU'RE IT? 176 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,966 - YEAH, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, HARRY. - YOU'RE IT! 177 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,233 - NO, HARRY! - SEE YOU LATER! 178 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,835 - WAIT-- AHH! - ( car alarm blares ) 179 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,304 Lloyd: HELLO, MY YELLOW FRIEND. SORRY I MISSED YA. 180 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,641 SO HIGH SCHOOL'S ALL ABOUT LOOKING COOL, HARRY, SO STICK WITH ME. 181 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,310 Harry: WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS DRESSED IN MATCHING OUTFITS? 182 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,680 THEY'RE CHEERLEADERS, HARRY. IT'S A DANGEROUS CULT. 183 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,616 - DON'T LET THEM TALK TO YOU. - DON'T WE WANT THEM TO TALK TO US? 184 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,384 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 185 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,419 - WHY NOT? - BESIDES COOTIES AND OTHER MEDICAL REASONS, 186 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,590 THEY'RE NOT IN THE COOL CROWD, WHICH I AM, WHICH YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF. 187 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,992 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - NO. HEY. 188 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,063 - WHAT ABOUT HER? - ( scoffs ) SHE'S A TOTAL DORK. 189 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,299 I MEAN, JUST LOOK HOW SHE DRESSES. 190 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,401 CHECK OUT THAT SKIRT. I MEAN, IT'S SO SHORT. WHERE'S THE FLOOD? 191 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,837 ( laughs ) AND THAT SWEATER-- IT'S SO TIGHT, 192 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,538 HER MILK-BUBBLES ARE POPPING OUT. 193 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,341 - LOSER. - OH MY GOSH, SHE'S NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR. 194 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,011 YEAH, HOW DORKY IS THAT. I'M WEARING TWO PAIR RIGHT NOW. 195 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:07,080 - ME TOO. - ( laughs ) 196 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,682 THIS IS MY MOHAWK FRIEND, TURK. 197 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,718 HE'S PART OF THE COOL CROWD. HEY, KIMOSABE! 198 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,519 SHUT UP, ASS-FACE. 199 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,088 THAT'S THE IROQUOIS NAME HE GAVE ME FOR HAVING THE STRONG FACE OF AN ASS. 200 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,591 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO GO HAVE A POW-WOW! 201 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,293 OOH. HI. 202 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:24,197 ( gulps ) I HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES. 203 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,498 EXCUSE ME? 204 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,334 YOU KNOW, IN THE LIBRARY. 205 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,570 OH. YEAH. 206 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,272 I DON'T THINK IT DOES. 207 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,208 - YOU'RE NEW HERE, RIGHT? - DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE NEW. 208 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,210 YOU'RE THE KID WHO WAS HOME SCHOOLED. 209 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,046 YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 210 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,481 I WAS ASSIGNED TO WRITE AN ARTICLE FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER. 211 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,883 IT WAS EITHER A FEATURE ON YOU 212 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,752 OR THE NEW FOUR-COLOR INK PENS AT THE STUDENT STORE. 213 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,987 FOUR COLORS IN ONE PEN? 214 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,990 NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 215 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,324 YEAH, WELL, 216 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,894 I'D RATHER BE WRITING A HARD-HITTING INVESTIGATIVE PIECE 217 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,664 BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE. I'M JESSICA MATTHEWS. 218 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,832 HI. 219 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,169 - HARRY DUNNE. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 220 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,072 HEY, FREAKSHOW, 221 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:07,407 DID JESSICA GIVE YOU THAT BANANA IN YOUR PANTS? 222 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,809 NO, MY MOM DID. 223 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,343 - GROSS. - YOU WANT A BITE? 224 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,846 Lloyd: HEY, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE. WHOO! 225 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,749 - TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE. - "TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE." 226 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,284 - SHUT UP! - "SHUT UP!" 227 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,220 - Lloyd: OH BOY. - HARRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 228 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,090 PRETTY COLORS. 229 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,858 RIDE'S NOT OVER YET, PAL. 230 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,060 HEY, CAN MY FRIEND HARRY COME TOO? 231 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,829 - YES, HE CAN. - HI, HARRY. 232 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,898 SO WERE YOU HELD BACK TWO YEARS LIKE LLOYD? 233 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,666 NO, I WAS HELD BACK THREE. 234 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,168 Lloyd: BY YOUR MOM? 235 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,238 * ALL YOU GOT TO FEEL IT, ALL RIGHT. * 236 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,975 Woman: AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS, 237 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,844 YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW THAT THIS YEAR 238 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,913 WEDNESDAY'S ARE "SOUTH OF THE BORDER" DAYS. 239 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:49,082 WE'LL BE SERVING A SPICY TUNA TAMALE 240 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,785 ALONG WITH A THREE-CHEESE QUESADILLA. 241 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,755 SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER... 242 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,724 HOT YEAR IN THE KITCHEN. 243 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,501 - HELLO? - Collins: YES? WHAT IS IT? 244 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,739 SIR, IT'S TIME FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. 245 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,473 YES, I-- I'M AWARE OF THAT. 246 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,208 YES. UM... 247 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,677 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THIS MORNING, DEAR? 248 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,081 - BUT WHAT SHOULD I ANNOUNCE? - Woman: TELL HER ABOUT THE QUESADILLAS. 249 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,884 - MAKE SOMETHING UP! - OKAY. 250 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,557 WELL, THAT WAS A MOOD BREAKER. 251 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,092 YOU KNOW, HONEY... 252 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,862 I THINK I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT A WAY 253 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,930 TO BILK THIS SCHOOL OUT OF ENOUGH MONEY 254 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,800 TO GET US THAT CONDO IN WAIKIKI. 255 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,235 HOW, SWEET BABY? YOU'VE DONE IT ALL. 256 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,937 SMALL POTATOES. 257 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,373 THIS IS THE BIG ONE. THIS IS VISIONARY. 258 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,742 THIS IDEA IS GENIUS. 259 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,911 - ( giggles ) - LOOK AT THIS. 260 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,784 THE RICHARD MOFFITT SPECIAL NEEDS GRANT. 261 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,820 - MM-HMM. - THIS MOFFITT GUY USED TO BE IN A SPECIAL NEEDS PROGRAM, 262 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,689 AND THEN HE LEARNS TO STRING A COUPLE OF SENTENCES TOGETHER 263 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,191 AND NOW HE'S SOME BIG HOTSHOT. 264 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,994 ANYWAY, THE STATE IS GIVING 100 GRAND IN HIS NAME 265 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:11,431 TO EVERY SCHOOL THAT HAS A SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS. 266 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,935 - THIS IS FANTASTIC! - MM-HMM. 267 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,938 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS KILL THIS MOFFITT GUY 268 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,606 AND WE GET ALL THE MONEY. 269 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,708 NO, NO. 270 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:26,613 WHAT WE NEED IS TO SET UP A FAKE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS. 271 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,049 WE START OUR OWN CLASS. 272 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,820 PROBLEM IS, WHERE DO WE FIND KIDS... 273 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,357 WE CAN PASS OFF AS SPECIAL? 274 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,060 Lloyd: OKAY, THAT'S HIGH ENOUGH! 275 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,429 - THANKS, TURK. - I'M FLYING! WOO-HOO! 276 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,765 Harry: SO THIS IS WHAT A FLAG SEES ALL DAY. 277 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,135 - YEAH. - AND YOUR FRIEND TURK IS TOTALLY GREAT. 278 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,837 YEAH, HE'S ACES, HUH? 279 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,840 HEY, THANKS, TURK! WE'RE SO HIGH! 280 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,174 ( laughing ) 281 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,309 BINGO. 282 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,847 WELCOME TO SPECIAL NEEDS ORIENTATION. 283 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,715 I'M MS. HELLER, THE LUNCH LADY. 284 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,617 AND IT-- DAMN. 285 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,220 I MEAN, YOUR NEW TEACHER. 286 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,422 YEAH. 287 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:14,127 NOW THE REASON YOU TWO ARE HERE BEFORE CLASS OFFICIALLY STARTS 288 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,897 IS BECAUSE YOU'RE... 289 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,498 EXTRA SPECIAL. 290 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,101 THANK YOU. 291 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,404 AND WERE PERSONALLY SELECTED BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS. 292 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,273 WHO'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS? 293 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,675 - HE'S THE PRINCIPAL. - WOW. 294 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,277 YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT 295 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,679 IS TO PICK THE REST OF THE CLASS. 296 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:35,148 HEY! 297 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,585 FIND STUDENTS THAT ARE JUST AS SPECIAL AS YOU TWO. 298 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,053 SPECIAL. 299 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,522 WHAT? 300 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,226 IS-- IS THIS GONNA BE ON THE MIDTERM? 301 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,463 NO. 302 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,266 ( eraser squeaking ) 303 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,706 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I EVER BROUGHT HERE, HARRY. 304 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,675 - IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL PLACE? - NO, I JUST USUALLY EAT IN THE CRAPPER. 305 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,912 YEAH, SAVES TIME. OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW. 306 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,847 - COULD WE EAT THERE TOMORROW? - YEAH, BUT FIRST WE NEED TO FIND KIDS 307 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,184 THAT ARE SPECIAL, NEEDY, AND CLASSY ENOUGH TO BE IN OUR SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS. 308 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,620 IT'LL BE LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A STRANGER. 309 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,789 - Lloyd: "HAR-ERY"? - THE SECOND "R" IS SILENT. 310 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,325 OH, THAT MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE. 311 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,494 OH, LITTLE CRIPPLED BOY. LOOK. 312 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,897 OUR FIRST RECRUIT. 313 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:28,235 - HIS CURSE IS OUR BLESSING. - CAREFUL, HARRY, DON'T SCARE HIM. 314 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,337 HEY, LITTLE GUY. HEY LITTLE ORPHAN BUDDY. 315 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,605 - WHAT HAPPENED? - SKATEBOARD. 316 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,009 - ONE DAY, THEY'LL FIND A CURE. - YOU BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER. 317 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,744 WHAT? 318 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,612 NO, MAN, IT'S NOTHING. THE CAST COMES OFF IN A FEW WEEKS. 319 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:43,216 HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN DENIAL. MAYBE WE CAN HELP. 320 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,086 WE'RE PART OF A SPECIAL CLASS TAUGHT BY THE LUNCH LADY. 321 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,521 I MEAN, MS. HELLER. YOU SHOULD JOIN UP. 322 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,257 IT DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY WALKING. 323 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,492 NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR HORRIBLE DEFORMITY. 324 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,029 - HOW MUCH HOMEWORK IS THERE? - THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE. 325 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,764 - THERE'S NONE. - DUDE, DUDE. 326 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,134 WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN SPEND THE WHOLE YEAR 327 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,970 IN A CLASS TAUGHT BY THE LUNCH LADY? 328 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,172 - YEAH. - ( laughs ) 329 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:09,376 - CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND? - YOU CAN BRING WHATEVER YOU WANT, MY LITTLE FRIEND. 330 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,544 ALL RIGHT. 331 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,882 * YEAH * 332 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,917 * HERE WE GO * 333 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,530 * IT'S A NEW DAY, BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD * 334 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,633 - ( screams ) - * IT'S A GOOD LIFE THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD * 335 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:38,805 * BUT EVERYDAY, IT ALL JUST FEELS THE SAME * 336 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,541 * AT MY HIGH SCHOOL, IT FELT MORE TO ME * 337 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,377 * LIKE A JAIL CELL, A PENITENTIARY... * 338 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,280 - HARRY DUNNE, SPECIAL NEEDS. - Lloyd: HE'S WITH US. 339 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,449 Security: YOU DESERVE HIM. 340 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,685 - I GUESS I OWE YOU THIS ONE. - * I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE LIKE YOU * 341 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,022 * I DON'T WANT TO DO THE THINGS YOU DO * 342 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,824 * I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE WORDS YOU SAY * 343 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,327 * AND I DON'T EVER WANNA, I DON'T EVER WANNA * 344 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,595 * BE YOU * 345 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,998 * DON'T WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU... * 346 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,666 GO, GO, GO! 347 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,835 * THIS IS THE ANTHEM, THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP * 348 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,803 - * YOU... * - ( whistle blows ) 349 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,206 HE'S OUT. PUT HIM ON THE DISABLED LIST. 350 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,710 Harry: THAT MEANS YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW. 351 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,384 * YOU... * 352 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,122 WE ALREADY HAVE A SPECIAL SLOGAN. 353 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,458 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 354 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,126 SHE'S A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT. 355 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,894 SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T SPEAK THE ENGLISH. 356 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,864 CHING CHONG CHING CHINGY CHONG CHING CHONG CHING. 357 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,367 * YOU * 358 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,036 - ( Carl thuds ) - * DON'T WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU * 359 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,971 * WHAT I'M SAYING IS THIS IS THE ANTHEM * 360 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,074 - * THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP * - CHING CHONGEN AY. 361 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,242 * Y'ALL GOT TO FEEL ME, SING IF YOU'RE WITH ME... * 362 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,145 Girl on PA: Get your car washed and support the Stallions. 363 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,914 - AAH. - WHOA! 364 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,283 THE HALF BOY/HALF HORSE. 365 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,751 OH! THAT'S MORE OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 366 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,422 - Harry: HE'S SUPER SPECIAL. - WELL... 367 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,258 I MEAN, I GOT TO GET A JOB ANYWAY. 368 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,694 SO IF I-- IF I SIGN YOUR THING, 369 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,063 I CAN JUST COME AND GO WHENEVER I WANT TO? 370 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,199 YOU WERE BORN FREE, 371 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,067 AND FREE YOU SHALL REMAIN. 372 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,636 WELL, OKAY. 373 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,239 AH! 374 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,273 EASY, EASY. 375 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,574 EASY, BOY, EASY, BOY. 376 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,078 EASY, BOY. IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE IN! 377 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,047 ( "A-Team" theme playing ) 378 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,384 - WE DID IT! - YES, WE DID, HARRY. 379 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,086 SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS, 1986. 380 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,324 WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES, ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR. 381 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,628 - ( thuds ) - Harry: ...FOOTBALL PLAYER, THE CRIPPLED KID... 382 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,596 Lloyd: WHAT ABOUT LEWIS, THE HALF HORSE BOY? 383 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,633 - Harry: HE REALLY HAD ME FOOLED. - HERE WE GO. 384 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,235 HEY, THANKS FOR THE GRUB, MRS. D. 385 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,538 - YOU'RE WELCOME, LLOYD. - HEY, WHERE'S MR. D? 386 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,974 OH, HE PASSED AWAY A FEW YEARS AGO. 387 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,477 HE MISSED ONE GREAT POT OF STEW. ( laughs ) 388 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,947 ACTUALLY, IT'S MEATLOAF, BUT YOU JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN YOUR SOUP. 389 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,649 I LIKE IT A LOT. 390 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,290 IS IT OKAY IF HE SPENDS THE NIGHT? 391 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,593 - LLOYD, HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR PARENTS? - I LEFT MY DAD A NOTE. 392 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,396 Dad's voice: "POP, I'M SLEEPING AT HARRY'S TONIGHT. 393 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:21,168 LOVE, LLOYD. P.S., YOU'RE OUT OF KETCHUP." 394 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,671 GOOD KID, BUT YOU COULD'VE JUST CALLED. 395 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,909 GOT ANY CRAZY EIGHTS? 396 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,212 GO FISH. 397 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,013 NOTHING. 398 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,216 FOUR. 399 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,620 HA! NOW YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR PEG SEVEN SPACES 400 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,289 AND PUT YOUR SHIRT ON BACKWARDS. 401 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,591 WOW, YOU REALLY SUCK AT THIS GAME. 402 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,959 YEAH, WELL, I ALMOST ALWAYS BEAT CAPTAIN ROB. 403 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,662 - WHO'S CAPTAIN ROB? - JUST A GUY I HANG OUT WITH. 404 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,931 I KNOW THE TYPE. LIVES IN THE BASEMENT, SMELLS LIKE A SPONGE. 405 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,401 NO, CAPTAIN ROB'S SEVEN FEET TALL, WEARS AN EYE-PATCH, 406 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,369 - GOT A HOOK FOR A HAND. - WOW, SOUNDS LIKE A PIRATE. 407 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,872 WHAT? NO. HE'S GOT A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER, BURIES TREASURE. 408 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,175 - YEAH, THAT'S A PIRATE. - I DON'T THINK SO. 409 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:06,413 THIS GUY DRINKS RUM FROM A BARREL, SAYS, "YO, HO, HO," HAS A PEG LEG. 410 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,948 - A PEG LEG? - YEAH, GO-CART ACCIDENT. 411 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:13,220 HERE... WE... GO! 412 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,488 BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN ROB. 413 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,595 - OOH. - THREE, TWO, ONE. 414 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,164 AAH, YOU LANDED ON CANDY LAND. NOW YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT. 415 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,234 READY? 416 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,436 SWALLOW! 417 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,372 ( gulps ) THAT'S GOOD TOP HAT. 418 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,474 - ( laughs ) - HEY, FELLAS, 419 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,509 IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE. COME ON. 420 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,645 - CAN I BE ON TOP? - ONLY IF I CAN BE ON BOTTOM. 421 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,214 - ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! 422 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:45,785 AIRPLANE INTO THE HANGAR. ZZZ-- OW! 423 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,687 ALL RIGHT, PUMPKIN, NIGHT NIGHT. 424 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,656 - 'NIGHT, MOM. - ( kisses ) 425 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,525 - 'NIGHT MRS. D. - GOOD NIGHT, LLOYD. 426 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,263 THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND TO MY HARRY. 427 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,231 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, SLEEP TIGHT. 428 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,666 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE. 429 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,569 - * HEY, HEY... * - OHH. HUH! 430 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,343 - WHAT WAS THAT? - WHAT? 431 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,280 YOUR MOM JUST TOTALLY MADE A MOVE ON ME. 432 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,682 - SHE DID NOT. - YEAH, SHE DID, HARRY. 433 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,818 MAYBE SOON I'LL BE YOUR NEW DADDY. 434 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,621 - LLOYD, SHE'S MY MOM. - LISTEN, I CAN'T HELP MY HEART. 435 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:25,157 THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN I'M YOUR NEW DAD, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY. 436 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:28,060 - WILL NOT. - DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN. 437 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,096 - SHUT UP. - I WILL STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. 438 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,532 - YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. - YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 439 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,834 - BE QUIET, BUTTLICK! - OHH! 440 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,170 - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD? - I LEARNED IT FROM... 441 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,172 LISTENING TO YOU! 442 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,442 - I HATE YOU! - KIDS. 443 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,381 FOR OUR SPECIALLY NEEDY CLASS! 444 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,882 - THEY'RE PERFECT. - MM-HMM. 445 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,852 WELL, YOU SHOULD ALL BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 446 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,088 YOU ARE THE PIONEERS HERE AT PROVIDENCE HILL HIGH, 447 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,325 THE VERY FIRST SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS. 448 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,293 AND TO COMMEMORATE THIS OCCASION, 449 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,462 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A CLASS PHOTO. 450 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,464 SO LET'S COVER THIS UP JUST FOR THE PICTURE. 451 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,867 HOLD THIS VERY HIGH. THAT'S IT. 452 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,437 AND LET'S ALL FORM A GROUP UNDER THE SIGN. QUICKLY. 453 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,204 NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW. 454 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,206 BEAUTIFUL. BIG SMILE. 455 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,842 HERE WE GO. 456 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,153 DO YOU REMEMBER WHY WE'RE HERE? 457 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,657 I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE A PICTURE FOR SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER? 458 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,991 AND? 459 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,027 - YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT? - YES, YES! 460 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,663 - OH. - OKAY. 461 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,331 OKAY, HERE WE GO. READY? 462 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,866 CHEESE! 463 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,001 - CHEESE. - All: CHEESE! 464 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,872 - WHAT STINKS? - THAT'D BE ME, SIR. 465 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,342 - WIFE MADE THE STEW LAST NIGHT. - SHUT UP, LLOYD. 466 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,043 - YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET. - WILL BE. 467 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,179 I HOPE YOU'LL ALL ENJOY YOUR NEW CLASSROOM. 468 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,515 THIS IS NOT IT. IT'S A SPECIAL WING IN BACK OF THE SCHOOL 469 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,551 WE'VE BUILT FOR YOU. WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT NOW? 470 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,987 QUICKLY, NOW. JUST HEAD BACK THERE. THAT'S IT, NOW. 471 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:04,156 PRINCIPAL COLLINS, WHAT ABOUT THE CRIPPLED BOY? 472 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,793 - YES, TAKE HIM WITH YOU. - "CONFIRMITIVE." 473 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,662 EASY. LLOYD, LLOYD, LLOYD. NO, NO, NO. 474 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,599 I CAN-- I'LL JUST WALK, ALL RIGHT? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 475 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:18,104 - COLLINS IS A GREAT MAN. - YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE WAS ELECTED PRINCIPAL. 476 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,509 - THAT'S IT. ON YOUR WAY. - YOUR HIGHNESS. 477 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,778 THAT'S GOOD. WELL, SO FAR SO GOOD. 478 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,080 I DO THINK WE NEED SOME MORE PICTURES, THOUGH. 479 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,083 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE KIDS ON A FIELD TRIP TOMORROW? 480 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,952 AND...? 481 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,988 - AND TAKE SOME MORE PICTURES. - OKAY. 482 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,524 YEAH, OKAY. 483 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,159 WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE A PHONY CLASS TO TEACH? 484 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,895 I PUT IN FOR A SUB. 485 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,364 ( gasps ) WAS THAT NAUGHTY? 486 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,035 I THINK I NEED A "PANKING." 487 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,703 PANK, PANK, PANK. 488 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,439 YOU GONNA GIVE ME A PANKING? 489 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:55,207 * CLAP YOUR HANDS... * 490 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,777 Lloyd: HELLO, CLASS. MY NAME IS MR. CHRISTMAS. 491 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,980 MRS. HELLER HAD TO ATTEND SOME SERIOUS AND URGENT BUSINESS, 492 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,650 SO I WILL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. 493 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:07,119 IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO LEARN EVERYONE'S NAMES, SO PLEASE BE PATIENT. 494 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,122 - ME, ME. PICK ME! - UH... YOU. 495 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,559 - HARRY. - HARRY. OOOH. 496 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,061 YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. OH, DID I HAVE YOUR BROTHER? 497 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,864 - NO. - NO, OKAY. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 498 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,832 - WAS THERE ONE...? - YO! 499 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:22,435 WHAT'S WITH HORSE BOY? NOW HE'S A BRIGHT SHINY SUN. 500 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,270 YEAH, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM. 501 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,706 Lewis: I'M JUST HANDING OUT FLIERS AT THE TANNING SALON, GUYS. 502 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,642 - IT'S A PART-TIME JOB. - NO, THAT'S-- CONGRATULATIONS. 503 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,744 DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION THERE, BRIGHT EYES? 504 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,047 YEAH, MY QUESTION'S WHEN THE OLD TEACHER LADY COMING BACK? 505 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,750 I AM YOUR TEACHER LADY FOR TODAY. 506 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,586 ( door opens ) 507 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:44,791 LLOYD, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE? 508 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,794 OH, TAKE THIS TIME TO STUDY AMONGST YOURSELVES. 509 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,229 OBVIOUSLY THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF FAMILY EMERGENCY, 510 00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:52,565 OTHERWISE THERE'S NO REASON MY FATHER WOULD BE 511 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,634 INTERRUPTING ME WHILE I'M WORKING. 512 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,469 - COMING. WHAT THE...? - THAT'S YOUR DAD? 513 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,070 YEAH. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 514 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,073 - HARRY. - HARRY. COME WITH ME, HARRY. 515 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:04,243 - WHAT'S UP, POP? - WE NEED TO TALK. 516 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,647 SO YOU MUST BE IN THE AIR FORCE. I LIKE YOUR FLIGHT SUIT. 517 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,283 - I'M A CUSTODIAN. - WELL, THEN... 518 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,085 AYE AYE, SIR! 519 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,489 OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY BOYS DOING IN MY TOOL SHED? 520 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,357 WE'RE NOT CRAZY, DAD, WE'RE SPECIAL. 521 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:21,093 AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS WANTS US TO HAVE OUR OWN SPECIAL CLASSROOM. 522 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,831 MY BOY'S SPECIAL, HOW 'BOUT THAT?! 523 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:28,434 I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT! OHHH! 524 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:30,469 I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF. 525 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,805 COME ON, COME ON. 526 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,274 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, NOW THAT TEACHER LADY'S GONE, 527 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,209 UM... I HAVE A QUESTION. 528 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,246 DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHY OUR CLASS IS IN THE TOOL SHED? 529 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:42,982 WHO CARES, LEWIS? IT'S BETTER THAN REAL SCHOOL. 530 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:46,853 IF WE DON'T MESS THIS UP, WE CAN GO A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT DOING ANY REAL WORK AT ALL. 531 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:50,289 YEAH, MAN, WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT. 532 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,058 ANYTHING. 533 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,660 ANYTHING? 534 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:59,065 SO IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND LIKE TERRI, I COULD BRING HER HERE AND... 535 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,300 DO STUFF WITH HER? 536 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,735 YOU GOT IT, JERKOFF. 537 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,704 THEN I'M IN. YEAH. 538 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:10,209 BUT I CAME HERE TO LEARN ABOUT AMERICA. 539 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,944 LISTEN, BABY, 540 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:17,183 THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN NOT DOING ANYTHING AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT. 541 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,918 OHH. THEN I'M IN. 542 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:22,088 - JUST LIKE JERKOFF. - LEWIS. 543 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,158 CARL? 544 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,530 - HE'S SNAPPING OUT OF IT. - WE NEED HIM. 545 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,499 I KNOW. COME ON, KID! 546 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,434 - COME ON, COME ON! - GO GET SOME! 547 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,104 ( all yelling ) 548 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,642 - CARL? - ( yelling ) 549 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,244 OH, WOW. 550 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,114 WHO IS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AGAIN? 551 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,783 HE'S THE PILGRIM WHO USED PENICILLIN TO KILL GODZILLA. 552 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,785 RIGHT. HOW'D YOU GET SO SMART? 553 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,453 PUBLIC SCHOOL. YEAH. 554 00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:56,856 WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, YOU BREATHE IN A LOT OF CHALK DUST. 555 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,791 IT WRITES ALL THE ANSWERS ALL OVER YOUR BRAIN. 556 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,092 - YOU'RE SO LUCKY. - OOH, NOW... 557 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,695 - HOW 'BOUT A SLUSHEE? - A. SLUSHEE. 558 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,197 DON'T TELL ME. ABRAHAM SLUSHEE-- 559 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:08,801 I KNOW THIS-- THIRD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! 560 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,937 Lloyd: THAT'S RIGHT, HARRY. 561 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:14,240 AND THIS IS THE FROZEN DELICIOUS TREAT HE WAS NAMED AFTER. 562 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:19,812 - NICE JUGS. - YEAH. 563 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,480 HEY, YOUR MOM'S GOT JUGS LIKE THESE. 564 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,950 Harry: YEAH, BUT THEY NEVER BEEN IN A MAGAZINE. 565 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,252 Lloyd: THEY OUGHT TO BE. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 566 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:32,091 OOH, HARRY, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 567 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,060 - WHAT? - YOU'RE IT! 568 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,863 - OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME AGAIN. - "VICTORIA'S SECRET," HUH? 569 00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,831 - THOSE CLOTHES ARE FOR CHICKS. - $2.50. 570 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,967 - YOU'RE IT. - OH, YOU WANNA GO? 571 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,869 YOU WANNA GO, HUH, HARRY? 572 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,837 JOUSTING, 14th CENTURY! 573 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,875 - YOU'RE IT! - YOU'RE IT. 574 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,409 INVISIBILITY SHIELD. BOOO! 575 00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,011 I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! 576 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,947 - I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! - PLEASE PAY ME THE $2.50. 577 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,382 I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! 578 00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:58,317 - I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! - YOU'RE IT. ( laughs ) 579 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,186 Lloyd: SERIOUSLY, STOP FOR A SECOND. 580 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,454 COME HERE, HARRY, SERIOUSLY, FOR A SECOND. YOU'RE IT! 581 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,723 OH! NO, YOU'RE IT! 582 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:06,458 HARRY, BUNS! YOU'RE IT! 583 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,195 YOU'RE IT! ( laughs ) 584 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,664 - YOU'RE IT! - NO, I'M NOT. 585 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,666 YEAH, YOU ARE. 586 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,201 HE TOUCHED YOU. 587 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,136 YOU'RE IT UNTIL YOU TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE. 588 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,673 I KNOW THE RULES, I'M JUST NOT PLAYING YOUR STUPID GAME. 589 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,775 NOW PAY ME $2.50. 590 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,613 YOU'RE IT. 591 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:28,647 YOU'RE IT. 592 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,849 - YOU'RE IT. - NO, YOU'RE IT. 593 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,217 - NO, YOU ARE. - YOU'RE IT. 594 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,786 ( both repeating ) YOU'RE IT. 595 00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:40,893 ENOUGH! YOU'RE IT! 596 00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,863 AND NO TOUCH-BACKS, NO DO-OVERS, 597 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,598 NO ERASIES, AND IN THIS WHOLE STORE 598 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,768 IS HOME FREE! 599 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,506 LLOYD, CAN HE DO THAT? 600 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,642 OH YEAH, HARRY. 601 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,712 HE CAN... AND HE DID. 602 00:28:01,647 --> 00:28:03,249 AND NOW... 603 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:07,186 IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. 604 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,321 PAY THE MAN. 605 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,790 PAY THE MAN. 606 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:17,263 - Harry: GOOD. - YEAH. 607 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,131 I THOUGHT WE HANDLED THAT PRETTY WELL. 608 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,800 THESE ARE REALLY COLD, HUH? 609 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,702 THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO DRINK 'EM FAST, HARRY, TRUST ME. 610 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,478 Lloyd: DRINK IT, HARRY. COME ON, BUDDY! 611 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:35,281 DRINK, DRINK, DRINK! GO, HARRY, GO! 612 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,349 WHOO-HOO! 613 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,053 OWW. 614 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,189 REFRESHING. 615 00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,758 OHH! SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY, HARRY? 616 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,994 I DON'T KNOW. ( whimpers ) 617 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,996 OWW! IT HURTS SO GOOD. 618 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,563 - AHH! - ( slurping ) 619 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,632 NO, HARRY, YOU'RE NOT DRINKING IT FAST ENOUGH. 620 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,802 YOU GOT TO DRINK FASTER. YOU GOT TO GO FAST. GO FAST! 621 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:58,838 GO FAST, GO FAST, GO FAST! YOU GOT TO DRINK IT FAST, HARRY, 622 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,773 BEFORE IT MELTS! ( slurping ) 623 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:06,979 TASTES SO GOOD. 624 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,315 I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. 625 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,520 DIDN'T HURT. 626 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,155 DIDN'T HURT. 627 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:19,859 - I FELT THAT. - ( both laughing ) 628 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,095 MMMM... 629 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,836 HARRY, MY MOUTH IS FROZEN. 630 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,439 I CAN'T-- I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS. 631 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:36,876 - HARRY, THEY'RE FROZEN. - I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 632 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,911 OH, HARRY, HERE COMES TROUBLE. 633 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,549 OH, HEY GUYS. 634 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,252 YOUR MILK BUBBLES LOOK NICE, JESSICA. 635 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,587 - ( both chuckle ) - Lloyd: GOOD ONE, HARRY. 636 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:51,090 ( weak laugh ) I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW. 637 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S WEARING THAT OUTFIT. 638 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,037 YEAH, LAST TIME I WORE THOSE SHORTS, I GOT BEAT UP. 639 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,505 ( both laugh ) 640 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,007 BEAT UP? 641 00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:11,210 ( Hawaiian music playing ) 642 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,953 GUESS WHAT'S UNDER THESE COCONUTS? 643 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,621 ( chuckles ) 644 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:23,856 WHAT? 645 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,026 IT'S A SURPRISE. 646 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:30,396 WELL, I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 647 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,499 YOU GOT THE EXTENDER? 648 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,334 ( gulps ) 649 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,203 NO. 650 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,606 NO, I TALKED TO SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER THIS MORNING. 651 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,509 - OH. - HE'S SENDING RICHARD MOFFITT HIMSELF 652 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,711 TO OUR THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE, 653 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,346 CHECK IN HAND. 654 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,149 OH, MONKEY, THIS IS TOO EXCITING. 655 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:52,051 OUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE. 656 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,386 SMILE, SWEETHEART. 657 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,490 ( chuckling ) 658 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:02,128 MORE PICTURES FOR THE CHEST. 659 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,799 WHAT DO YOU KEEP IN THERE? 660 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,801 OH, THINGS. 661 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:14,006 PHOTOS, TAPES. 662 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,176 I TAPE EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON IN THIS OFFICE. 663 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:19,378 JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT. 664 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,981 JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT. 665 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:24,150 COME HERE, MONKEY. 666 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,853 - WHOO. - Harry: HEY, IT'S UPSIDE DOWN. 667 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:30,122 HERE, HOLD MY SACK. 668 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,690 ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, 669 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,259 WE'RE ALMOST AT SCHOOL. 670 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,694 YEAH, BUT WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANY TREASURE. 671 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,396 ( gasps ) HARRY... 672 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:42,334 * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... * 673 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,536 WE MAY HAVE FOUND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER. 674 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,205 COME ON. 675 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,275 IT'S OUR OWN SPECIAL BUS, HARRY! 676 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:55,247 HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S FOR US? 677 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,483 BECAUSE COOL KIDS ALWAYS SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BUS, HARRY, 678 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,318 AND HERE, EVERY ROW IS THE BACK. 679 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,553 WE'RE ALL COOL. COME ON! 680 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,792 CAREFUL, HARRY, IT'S SHORT! 681 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,694 HEY, HARRY, I'M IN THE FRONT OF THE BUS! 682 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,363 - Harry: I'M IN THE BACK! - Lloyd: I'M IN THE FRONT! 683 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,333 TURK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 684 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,403 - SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS. - BEING A JERK DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPECIAL. 685 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:21,073 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. THIS IS THE BEST CLASS EVER. 686 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,242 SO DON'T RUIN IT! 687 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,347 Heller: SORRY, SPECIAL NEEDS ONLY. 688 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,449 LOOK, MS. HELLER, THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY HERE. 689 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,684 AND I DON'T THINK IT'S FRIDAY'S SPECIAL. 690 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,020 HMM. WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW, 691 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,854 SINCE I'M JUST THE TEACHER AND ALL. 692 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,357 NOW LESS TALKING AND MORE SITTING, HUH, GANG? 693 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:42,394 LET'S GO, MARGIE, THE MUSEUM AIN'T GONNA TEACH ITSELF. 694 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,637 THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER STORY THAN FOUR-COLOR PENS. 695 00:32:56,742 --> 00:33:00,112 - ( tires squeal ) - * EVERY DAY I GET IN THE QUEUE * 696 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:04,583 - * Too much, magic bus * - * TO GET ON THE BUS THAT TAKES ME TO YOU * 697 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,752 - * Too much, magic bus... * - YOU WANT A SCOOP? 698 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,821 - I'LL GIVE YOU A SCOOP. - YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA STOP FOR ICE CREAM? 699 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,224 - NO. MAYBE. - ( laughing ) 700 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,726 - * YOUR HOUSE IS ONLY ANOTHER MILE... * - LOSE HER. 701 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,529 * Too much, magic bus... * 702 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,369 - SLUG BUG. SLUG BUG. - OW! OW! 703 00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:24,970 CAN IT BE THE SAME ONE? SLUG BUG! 704 00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:26,605 - OW! - SLUG-- I CAN STILL SEE IT. 705 00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,974 - THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY! - PLAYING AUSTRALIAN RULES. 706 00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,143 DON'T LET HER PASS! 707 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:35,347 * I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH I PAY * 708 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,183 * Too much, magic bus... * 709 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,586 - SCISSORS, SCISSORS. - THIS IS TOO. 710 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,594 - WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S AN EAGLE. 711 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,463 - THIS IS A BARRACUDA. - FISH CAN'T EAT A BIRD. 712 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,337 HA, HA, TOO BIG TO MAKE THE TURN! 713 00:33:58,337 --> 00:34:01,073 - YOU CAN'T SQUISH A BIRD WITH A PAPER CUT. - YEAH, YOU CAN. 714 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:03,875 - YEAH, YOU CAN. - YOU CAN'T SQUISH-- NO, YOU CAN'T. 715 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,078 ( horn honking ) 716 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:09,215 - PUNCH BUGGY. - OW! 717 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,319 MARGIE, LOOK OUT! 718 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,491 ( slow motion ) HELP ME! 719 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,464 ( students cheering ) 720 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,904 * I SAID, NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS... * 721 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,306 ( horn honking ) 722 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:38,009 * NOW I'VE GOT MY MAGIC BUS * 723 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:40,812 * Too much, magic bus. * 724 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:44,450 EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER. YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME DEAD. 725 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,153 - Lloyd: HARRY, GET BACK HERE! - I'M BACK, I'M BACK. 726 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,654 - I'M GOING. - HARRY? HARRY! 727 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,856 Harry: SPIN FASTER, WE'LL GO BACK IN TIME! 728 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,159 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 729 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,194 NO, NO, NO! AAAH! 730 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,995 WE GOT TO PARTNER UP. 731 00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:00,332 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU AND ME? - DREAM ON, DESPERADO. 732 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,834 RIGHT, FIELD TRIP PARTNER IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT. 733 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,003 I'M JOKING. OF COURSE I'LL BE YOUR PARTNER. 734 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:08,507 WOW, YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS SELF-WORTH ISSUES, MY PUDGY, UGLY LITTLE FRIEND. 735 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,876 - ( laughs ) - STOP IT, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 736 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,412 OKAY, SAY "FAJITAS." 737 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:15,247 - All: FAJITAS! - GOOD, GOT IT. 738 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,115 - YEAH? - YEAH. 739 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,619 NOW-- EXCUSE ME. HOW LONG DOES THE AVERAGE FIELD TRIP TAKE HERE? 740 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:24,890 WELL, TO FULLY EXPERIENCE ALL WE HAVE TO OFFER, IT TAKES TWO HOURS. 741 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,092 TWO. OKAY. YOU KNOW, I'LL BE BACK IN FOUR. 742 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,761 SO WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THE TOUR TWICE, AND SPEAK SLOWLY? 743 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:31,797 - OH, WE DON'T TAKE TIPS HERE. - OH, SURE YOU DO. 744 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,999 I KNOW YOU DON'T MAKE MUCH. DON'T BE PROUD. 745 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,235 DON'T BE PROUD. IT'S GOING AWAY. IT'S GOING AWAY. 746 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:38,804 IT'S GOING AWAY. IT'S OKAY. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 747 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,773 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. - OKAY. 748 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,647 Harry's voice: I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT, MR. POLAR BEAR. 749 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,851 HMM. OKAY, I'M JUST GOING TO TURN AND WALK AWAY. 750 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,788 HA! 751 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:58,890 OKAY... 752 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,360 I'M WATCHING YOU. 753 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,262 Jessica: HARRY? 754 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,397 Harry's voice: WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME? 755 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:06,998 Jessica: HARRY? 756 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,301 - HARRY? - ( gasps ) 757 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,770 MS. HELLER SAID NOT TO TALK TO YOU. 758 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,206 THAT'S BECAUSE MS. HELLER DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW 759 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,375 THIS WHOLE THING IS A SCAM. 760 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,244 I KNEW IT WAS A FAKE. 761 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,546 - YOU DID? - YEAH. THOSE ESKIMOS? 762 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:23,882 I'M SURE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM IS A MANNEQUIN. 763 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,551 HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 764 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,220 BUT LISTEN, I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT MIGHT... 765 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,688 PUT YOU IN A DELICATE POSITION. 766 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,757 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DELICATES? 767 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:35,661 ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY, OR YOU ACTUALLY RE-- 768 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,429 SPECIAL? 769 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:40,566 WE'RE ALL SPECIAL. EVERYONE LLOYD AND I CHOSE FOR THE CLASS IS SPECIAL. 770 00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,301 YOU AND LLOYD CHOSE THE CLASS? 771 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,535 MM-HMM. 772 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,305 THIS IS ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. 773 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,839 COULD YOU COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT? 774 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,642 - EXCUSE ME? - WE NEED TO TALK. 775 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,844 - COME OVER AROUND 7:00? - O'CLOCK? 776 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:54,880 YEAH. 777 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,748 OKAY. 778 00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:01,820 A DATE. 779 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,722 SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING. 780 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,757 Lloyd: THAT'S PERFECT, HARRY. THEN WHAT? 781 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:09,661 THEN SHE SAID "7:00" AND I SAID, "O'CLOCK!" 782 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,830 ( laughs ) 783 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:15,267 SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY. IT'S MY FIRST TIME BRINGING A FRIEND UP THERE. 784 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,568 - YOU OKAY? - YEAH! 785 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:19,271 SO YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT, LLOYD. 786 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,373 A REAL LIVE DATE WITH A REAL LIVE GIRL. 787 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,041 WHO CARES? CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS. 788 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,677 I THINK SHE WANTS ME TO COME OVER TO PUT ME IN THE RIGHT POSITION 789 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,379 TO CHECK OUT HER DELICATES. 790 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:30,248 - WHATEVER THAT MEANS. - OH YEAH, BUDDY, YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME. 791 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,617 - SOME WHAT? - YOU KNOW. 792 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,652 SHE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE A BARRELFUL OF MONKEYS 793 00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:35,487 WITH THAT SHORT SKIRT AND THAT TIGHT SHIRT. 794 00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:37,255 OOH, IT'S SO FAGGY I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 795 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,891 - COME ON, LLOYD. - OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS, 796 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:43,028 BRING HER SOMETHING SPECIAL. BUY HER SOME CHOCOLATE-- 797 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,296 THE BEST YOU CAN FIND. 798 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,365 Harry: SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH. 799 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:48,734 ( coins jingling ) 800 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,443 ( imitates knocking ) KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. 801 00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,378 ( laughs ) HELLO, JESSICA. 802 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,513 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, JESSICA. 803 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,849 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 804 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:07,252 HI, JESSICA. DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM BEFORE? 805 00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:09,154 I'M HARRY. ( laughs ) 806 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:11,022 THAT'S STUPID! OKAY. 807 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:14,493 HELLO, JESSICA. HARRY-- MRS. HARRY JESSICA. 808 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,162 MR. HARRY JESSICA. 809 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,431 - J-E-S-S-I-S-S-I-- - HARRY? 810 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:20,666 HARRY, HI. 811 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:23,001 DO YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE? 812 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:27,373 OKAY. WIPE YOUR FEET. MY PARENTS ARE TOTALLY ANAL. 813 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:29,040 OH, THAT'S GROSS. 814 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,077 - WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK? - YEAH, BUT I'M BUYING. 815 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:35,213 HARRY, I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS TO GO OVER WITH YOU, 816 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:36,682 SO LET'S JUST GO UPSTAIRS. 817 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:40,686 GOOD PLAN. I'M NOT REALLY READY FOR DOWNSTAIRS. 818 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,754 HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 819 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,990 REALLY? I'M NOT EVEN TRYING. 820 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:49,361 - ARE YOU COMING? - ( scoffs ) YEAH. 821 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:52,097 I'LL RACE YA! 822 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,667 - HARRY, STOP HORSING AROUND. - OH, BOY. 823 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,936 OKAY, THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, HARRY, 824 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,705 SO IT MAY GET HARD FOR YOU. 825 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:02,173 HARD FOR ME? HARD FOR ME? 826 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,409 HARD FOR ME? 827 00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:04,710 HARRY, DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 828 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,245 - NO, NO, I'M OKAY. - OKAY. 829 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:10,449 I THINK COLLINS AND HELLER ARE EMBEZZLING MONEY FROM THE SCHOOL, 830 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,050 AND I THINK IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS. 831 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,085 I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO PROVE IT. 832 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,121 I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 833 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,890 BUT I GUESS THERE'S GOT TO BE A GOOD EXPLANATION. 834 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,393 HELLER WORE A COCONUT BRA... 835 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:25,431 Harry's voice: WOW, SHE'S REALLY MAKING ME FEEL HOT. 836 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:31,002 WHAT'S WORSE IS I THINK THE ENTIRE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS IS A SCAM. 837 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,771 BUT... I NEED PROOF. 838 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:36,107 Harry's voice: I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN STAND IT. 839 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,544 I DIDN'T THINK THE FIRST TIME WOULD HURT SO MUCH. 840 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:41,647 - ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS! - WHAT?! 841 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:45,884 HARRY, I'M IN A POSITION WHERE I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. 842 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,586 P-POSITION? 843 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:49,354 GREAT. HAVE YOU A BATHROOM? 844 00:39:49,354 --> 00:39:51,657 YEAH, DOWN THE HALL. 845 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,360 I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFF. 846 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,128 ( whimpering ) 847 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,176 ( screams ) 848 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,714 OKAY, OKAY. WATER! 849 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,618 ( screams ) 850 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,621 OH, I COULDN'T. I DIDN'T. 851 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,423 NO, NO, NO, NO. OH, WHAT'S IN THERE? 852 00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,131 ( sniffs ) MMM. 853 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,874 NO, IT CAN'T BE. 854 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,778 OHH. 855 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,616 OH! NO. 856 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,018 ( groaning ) OH, I DIDN'T-- 857 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,454 OH, NO, NO, NO! 858 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,691 ( repeating ) OH NO, NO, NO... 859 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,228 ( grunting ) 860 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:05,831 HARRY? YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE A WHILE. 861 00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,799 - ARE YOU OKAY? - ARE YOU KIDDIN'? 862 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,267 I COULDN'T BE MORE OKAY. 863 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:11,302 MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CAN STAY FOR DINNER. 864 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,505 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? COMING. 865 00:41:13,505 --> 00:41:15,874 OKAY. 866 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,611 * I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON A SUNNY DAY * 867 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,346 * HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA * 868 00:41:21,346 --> 00:41:23,515 * A FEELING IN MY BONES SAYS I'LL HAVE MY WAY * 869 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,951 - * HUBBA, HUBBA... * - LOOK OUT, WAXER COMING THROUGH. 870 00:41:25,951 --> 00:41:27,352 * I'M A HAPPY BOY, HAPPY BOY * 871 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,320 * I'M A HAPPY BOY, HAPPY BOY * 872 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,857 * OH AIN'T IT GOOD WHEN THINGS ARE GOING YOUR WAY? * 873 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,458 * HEY, HEY... * 874 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,528 ( vocalizing ) 875 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:39,064 Jessica: HARRY, ARE YOU COMING DOWN? 876 00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,766 JUST CLEANING UP! 877 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,215 HARRY! HARRY! 878 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,885 LLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 879 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,553 I CAME TO CHECK ON YOU, BUDDY. 880 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,589 I KINDA SCREWED THINGS UP. 881 00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,223 I'M SURE YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 882 00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,892 I DON'T THINK SO. 883 00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:10,228 HARRY, WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN POO? 884 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,163 I-- I DON'T KNOW! 885 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:14,800 - OKAY. - SHE ASKED ME TO STAY FOR DINNER. 886 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,902 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER. 887 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,304 OH, OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA! I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 888 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,907 IT WAS A GOOD ONE. GO DOWN TO THIS WINDOW RIGHT HERE, 889 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,975 OPEN IT UP, AND THEN SAY WHATEVER I SAY. 890 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,111 OKAY, THANKS. I GOT TO FIND SOME CLOTHES. 891 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:27,579 ALL RIGHT. 892 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:33,719 PERFECT, A BUSINESSMAN'S SUIT. 893 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,389 HARRY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 894 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,325 I CHANGED FOR DINNER. 895 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:43,962 I GET DRESSED FOR ALL MY MEALS, EXCEPT FOR BREAKFAST AND... 896 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,463 SPAZZ MEAL. 897 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:49,534 BOY, IT'S HOT IN HERE. DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN A WINDOW? 898 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,202 BE MY GUEST. 899 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:54,740 - HARRY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? - YES. 900 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:58,109 - YES WHAT? - NO, DON'T ANSWER ME, SAY WHAT I SAY. 901 00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,745 OKAY. 902 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:03,314 - OKAY WHAT? - YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES. 903 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,551 - YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES. - THANK YOU. 904 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:09,554 - ( dog barks ) - OH, HEY. 905 00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:12,557 - WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? - HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM? 906 00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:14,492 I WAS BORN IN ST. LOUIS. 907 00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,094 Lloyd: DO YOU WANT ME TO PET YOUR HEAD? 908 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,829 DO YOU WANT ME TO PET YOUR HEAD? 909 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,831 - I BET YOU WANT YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED! - I BET YOU WANT 910 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,266 - YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED. - NO, WHY? 911 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,101 WE STILL HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. 912 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,103 I BET YOU WANT-- DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME! 913 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:27,639 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE! 914 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,642 DON'T SNAP AT ME LIKE THAT. YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. 915 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:35,513 Lloyd: I REMEMBER YOU. HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES? 916 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:38,283 I REMEMBER YOU. HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES? 917 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,551 I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOUR STINKY "FENUTER" FROM HERE! 918 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,989 - I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOUR STINKY "FENUTER" FROM HERE! - HARRY! 919 00:43:43,989 --> 00:43:45,991 NOW WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, YOU UGLY MONKEY? 920 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:48,026 NOW WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, YOU UGLY MONKEY? 921 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:50,762 - JESSICA, WHO'S THIS? - IT'S HARRY, DAD. 922 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:54,733 - WHY IS HE TALKING TO YOU LIKE THAT? - HE'S... SPECIAL. 923 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,402 OH. 924 00:43:57,402 --> 00:43:58,937 HI, HARRY. 925 00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:01,272 - HI. - ( howls ) 926 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,374 ( Harry howls ) BARK, BARK! 927 00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:06,745 - DINNER'S READY. - WHAT ARE WE DOING SITTING AROUND YAPPING? 928 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:10,248 - LET'S EAT! - RIGHT. 929 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:16,755 HEY, HARRY, BE CONFIDENT! YOU LOOK LOVELY! 930 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,090 OH! YAA! 931 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:22,928 LLOYD? 932 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,864 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 933 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:28,466 YOU LIVE HERE? I DIDN'T-- I THOUGHT HARRY WAS JUST... 934 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:30,836 VISITING HIS ACCOUNTANT. 935 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:38,276 SO YOU LIKE YOUR BUTTER, DO YOU? 936 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:41,246 WE GOT SOME MARGARINE, IF YOU WANT. YOU COULD JUST SCOOP IT OUT OF THE TUB. 937 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,114 NO, I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 938 00:44:44,649 --> 00:44:48,219 - OH! - THIS IS... HARRY. 939 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,321 - HELLO. - HI. 940 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:53,191 YOU KNOW, THEY MAKE THAT IN A WOMAN'S SUIT, TOO. 941 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:58,964 JESSICA, WE'RE EATING! 942 00:44:58,964 --> 00:45:00,465 MEET ME AT THE FRONT DOOR. 943 00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:02,834 YEAH, I WAS JUST GONNA GO THERE ANYWAY. 944 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,535 WELL, I SEE YOU LIKE MY ROLLS. 945 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:07,338 SURE, I LIKE A WOMAN WITH SOME MEAT ON HER BONES. 946 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,213 WELL... 947 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:17,548 SO CHARLIE, WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN? 948 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,384 THE NAME'S WALTER. 949 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,155 - LLOYD, HI. - JESSICA, YEAH. 950 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,324 SO, DID YOU GIVE HIM SOME YET? 951 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,894 - SOME WHAT? - YOU KNOW, SOME. 952 00:45:28,894 --> 00:45:31,162 LLOYD, HARRY AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL. 953 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,998 IN FACT, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 954 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,233 YEAH, I KNOW. YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE. 955 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,702 PRETTY SWEET WAXER, HUH? 956 00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:40,906 - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? - I LIVE WITH THE JANITOR. 957 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,941 YUP, I GOT A KEY TO EVERY ROOM IN THE SCHOOL. 958 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,910 SO CAN YOU GET US INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE? 959 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:47,846 PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE? YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY SWING THAT. 960 00:45:47,846 --> 00:45:50,849 LLOYD, THAT'S IT! MAYBE NOW I'LL GET MY STORY! 961 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,153 - WHAT?! - AAH! 962 00:45:56,487 --> 00:46:00,658 TWO-TIMING SLUT! AND YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM ST. LOUIS? 963 00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:03,428 I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! 964 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,000 OH MY GOD. 965 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,069 AND I'M LEAVING! 966 00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,473 HE SHIT EVERYWHERE. 967 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,210 THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! 968 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,378 DAMN IT! 969 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,247 THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! 970 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:26,017 OH MY GOD, MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT! 971 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,086 HE SHIT EVERYWHERE! 972 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:30,555 LOOK WHAT HE DID. HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! 973 00:46:30,555 --> 00:46:32,390 - WHEN CAN WE DO IT? - GET UP HERE! 974 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,159 - UH... - ( Mother screaming ) 975 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,693 - HOW ABOUT TONIGHT AT 8:00? - OKAY. 976 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:37,695 - GREAT, THANKS. - MY HOUSE IF FULL OF BILE! 977 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,465 THANK YOU, LLOYD. I GOT TO GO UPSTAIRS. YOU GOT TO LEAVE. 978 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,567 - ( parents screaming ) - SEE YOU AT 8:00. 979 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:45,170 - Walter: CALM DOWN, JUST CALM DOWN! - Lloyd: WHOO-HOO! 980 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,272 DATE WITH JESSICA! YEAH! 981 00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,374 THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! 982 00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:54,445 I'M RIGHT ON TIME. 983 00:46:54,445 --> 00:46:57,382 WON'T BE LONG NOW. 984 00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:02,020 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 985 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,856 I CAN PICTURE IT NOW. 986 00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:06,057 * LLOYD, LLOYD * 987 00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:08,826 * SUPER COOL LLOYD... * 988 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:12,931 OH, LADIES, AND THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED WOMEN WITH TWO BREASTS 989 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,266 INSTEAD OF THREE. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE CUTE, TOO. 990 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:18,569 YES, YOU ARE. YOU SHOULD SEE HER ASSES. 991 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,675 LLOYD, I FINISHED ALL YOUR HOMEWORK. 992 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,212 OH, THANKS, JESSICA. 993 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:28,880 GET LOST, SISTER, HE'S MINE. 994 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,082 IN YOUR DREAMS. I SAW HIM FIRST! 995 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:33,851 OH! YOU JUST WANT HIM FOR HIS HOT RACK! 996 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:37,956 YOU JUST WANT HIM BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS, LIKE ALBERT FRANKENSTEIN. 997 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,425 ( shouting ) 998 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,561 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! 999 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:46,932 ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SOLVE THIS. 1000 00:47:46,932 --> 00:47:48,967 MAKE OUT CONTEST. 1001 00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,037 ( whistle blows ) 1002 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,314 ( whistle blowing ) 1003 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:13,058 - HOW WAS THAT, LLOYD? - ( loud hissing ) 1004 00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:21,332 LLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S JESSICA. 1005 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:25,503 - AND MY MOM? - HI, SWEETIE. 1006 00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,705 - HEY, MOM. - HARRY, THIS IS MY FANTASY, 1007 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,875 AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I IMAGINE SOMETHING HORRIBLE. 1008 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:32,477 - BUT, I-- - HARRY! 1009 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:35,546 - EH, EH. - YOUR FANTASIES ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN MINE. 1010 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:41,686 HEY, THANKS FOR THE JET PACK! 1011 00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:45,523 ( flatulence ) 1012 00:48:46,557 --> 00:48:49,961 - OOPSIE-DAISY. - LLOYD, DID YOU JUST FART? 1013 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:52,897 MAYBE. 1014 00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:54,532 WELL, SOMETHING STINKS. 1015 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,969 MAYBE IT'S THIS... MIX TAPE I MADE YOU. 1016 00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,570 OR MAYBE THESE FLOWERS. 1017 00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:02,573 - UH... THANKS LLOYD. - YEAH. 1018 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:05,843 SO ARE YOU READY TO TAKE ME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE? 1019 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:09,480 YEAH. SO NO SMALL TALK, HUH? YEAH. GOOD, 1020 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,350 BECAUSE I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE SMALL TALK. 1021 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,185 SO HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER? 1022 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,459 HEY, JESSICA, I'M COMING! 1023 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,834 SO I SEE YOU'VE STARTED WITHOUT ME. 1024 00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:33,438 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1025 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,341 LET'S JUST DO IT AND GET OUT OF HERE. 1026 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,277 WOW, STRAIGHT TO THE BUSINESS. OKAY. 1027 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:41,112 LET ME JUST GET READY. 1028 00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:43,414 AAH, I CAN'T GET IT OFF. 1029 00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:46,351 I'M SO CLOSE I CAN FEEL IT. 1030 00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,888 - ( thuds ) - I NEVER SHOULD'VE SWITCHED FROM VELCRO! 1031 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,457 OH, WAIT, I GOT IT! 1032 00:49:52,457 --> 00:49:55,860 - I GOT IT. - THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. 1033 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:58,296 THIS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 1034 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,965 DID YOU AT LEAST ENJOY YOURSELF? 1035 00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:04,001 NO, IT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 1036 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:06,637 ( stuttering ) 1037 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,206 THIS IS-- THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 1038 00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:09,907 THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. 1039 00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:12,310 ( horn honks ) 1040 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:16,447 - THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND. - BOYFRIEND? 1041 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:19,584 WHAT WAS ALL THAT TALK ABOUT YOU RIDING ON MY WAXER? 1042 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,520 THANKS, LLOYD, BUT I DIDN'T FIND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. 1043 00:50:24,289 --> 00:50:26,657 AND CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP? 1044 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:29,127 PRINCIPAL COLLINS CAN'T KNOW THAT WE WERE HERE. 1045 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:31,096 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. I DON'T KISS AND TELL! 1046 00:50:31,096 --> 00:50:33,598 HUH! 1047 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,666 OOH. 1048 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,967 DIRTY GIRL. 1049 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,070 ( whistling ) 1050 00:50:40,938 --> 00:50:42,740 OH MY GOD, A TREASURE CHEST. 1051 00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:46,577 I FOUND HARRY'S TREASURE. 1052 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:47,912 OHH! 1053 00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:49,447 ( groaning ) 1054 00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:52,617 OH, IT'S HEAVY. IT MUST BE FULLY LOADED. 1055 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,619 HARRY! 1056 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:02,227 ( pebbles rattle ) 1057 00:51:04,329 --> 00:51:06,297 ( rattles ) 1058 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,144 Lloyd: HARRY! 1059 00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:20,911 HEY, I FOUND THE TREASURE. 1060 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,081 - GO AWAY, ASS-FACE! - DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, HARRY? 1061 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,683 THE TREASURE, LIKE ON YOUR MAP. 1062 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:28,419 YEAH, RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW IT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 1063 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,221 JESSICA AND I ARE THROUGH, HARRY. YEAH. 1064 00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:33,291 I COULDN'T STAND BEING WITH HER KNOWING THAT YOU LIKED HER. 1065 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,892 IT JUST WASN'T WORTH OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1066 00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:37,328 OH, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. 1067 00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:39,029 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, CAPTAIN ROB? 1068 00:51:39,029 --> 00:51:43,668 - CAPTAIN ROB CAME BACK? - YEAH, HE DOES SOUND LIKE A RAT-FINK. 1069 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:47,705 HEY TH-- THERE'S NO REASON TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE. 1070 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:52,310 GOOD ONE, CAPTAIN ROB. HE DOES LOOK LIKE A YOU-KNOW-WHAT. 1071 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,812 WE'RE TELLING INSIDE JOKES, ARE WE NOW? 1072 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,383 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. 1073 00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,451 WE'RE THROUGH! YOU'RE OUT OF THE COOL CLUB! 1074 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:04,155 YEAH, THE NEXT TIME TURK'S PASSING OUT WEDGIES, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ONE! 1075 00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:05,990 NUH-UH. ( sobs ) 1076 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:09,394 WE'RE DONE, PAL! FINITO! THE END! 1077 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,631 "AUF WIENER SCHNITZEL!" 1078 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,536 MAZEL TOV. 1079 00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:23,841 Y-- 1080 00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:30,281 * I KNOW JUST HOW TO WHISPER * 1081 00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:34,485 * AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO CRY * 1082 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:37,788 * I KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND THE ANSWERS * 1083 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,526 * AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO LIE * 1084 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:44,795 * I KNOW JUST HOW TO FAKE IT * 1085 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:48,833 * AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO SCHEME * 1086 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,936 * I KNOW JUST WHEN TO FACE THE TRUTH * 1087 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:55,640 * AND THEN I KNOW JUST WHEN TO DREAM * 1088 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,109 * AND I KNOW JUST WHERE TO TOUCH YOU * 1089 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:02,880 * AND I KNOW JUST WHAT TO PROVE * 1090 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,384 * I KNOW WHEN TO PULL YOU CLOSER * 1091 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:09,687 * AND I KNOW WHEN TO LET YOU LOOSE * 1092 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:13,358 * BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE YOU * 1093 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:18,596 * AND I'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL * 1094 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:22,132 * AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT * 1095 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:27,071 * MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHIN' AT ALL * 1096 00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:30,341 - * Making love * - * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL * 1097 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,076 * Making love * 1098 00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:35,179 - * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL * - * Making love * 1099 00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:37,181 * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL * 1100 00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:38,816 * Making love * 1101 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:40,184 * Love * 1102 00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:41,852 * Lo-ove * 1103 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:46,391 * OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL... * 1104 00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:52,530 * Making love. * 1105 00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:01,906 COME TO PETE'S SEAFOOD SHANTY-- 1106 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,841 LLOYD! 1107 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:06,477 ( laughs ) 1108 00:54:06,477 --> 00:54:09,347 - DO I KNOW YOU? - DO YOU KNOW ME? YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. 1109 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:11,148 I'M IN YOUR CLASS, STUPID. 1110 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,250 OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1111 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,722 IT'S-- IT'S REALLY YOU. YOU'RE HARRY'S FRIEND, AREN'T YOU? 1112 00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:20,224 WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL US FRIENDS, 1113 00:54:20,224 --> 00:54:21,926 BUT WE'RE ALL RIGHT. 1114 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,795 YOU-- YOU REALLY ARE A PIRATE. 1115 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,897 WELL, YEAH. YOU LIKE IT? 1116 00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:29,467 SO I'M AN ARSEHOLE, EH, CAPTAIN ROB? HUH? 1117 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:32,370 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1118 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,773 WHATEVER. 1119 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,576 - COME TO PETE'S-- - I WANT MY FRIEND BACK! 1120 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:43,648 - ( bangs ) - Lloyd: HEY, BUDDY! HEY, HARRY! 1121 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:45,583 HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! 1122 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,117 HARRY, ARE YOU IN THERE? 1123 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,887 HARRY! HEY! 1124 00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,256 - BUDDY! WOO! - ( rocks rattle ) 1125 00:54:52,256 --> 00:54:55,860 HARRY, I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU! 1126 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,795 ( laughs ) 1127 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,965 YOU TOOK THE POLAR BEAR OUT OF ITS NATURAL HABITAT. 1128 00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,000 YEAH. 1129 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:06,337 MOMMY, WHERE'S THE DADDY POLAR BEAR? 1130 00:55:06,337 --> 00:55:09,607 HE WAS SHOT BY A HUNTER, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 1131 00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:13,177 LLOYD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 1132 00:55:13,177 --> 00:55:16,547 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET ANY MADDER AT YOU, 1133 00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,082 YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1134 00:55:18,082 --> 00:55:21,919 ( laughs ) GET THAT POLAR BEAR OUT OF MY YARD 1135 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:24,722 - AND UP TO MY ROOM! - OKAY, BUDDY! 1136 00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:30,127 - I GOT IT! - * WHAT I WANT, YOU'VE GOT * 1137 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:33,097 * AND IT MIGHT BE HARD TO HANDLE * 1138 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:36,166 * LIKE THE FLAME THAT BURNS THE CANDLE * 1139 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,903 * AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN * 1140 00:55:38,903 --> 00:55:41,472 * OH YEAH, WELL, WELL, YOU * 1141 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,073 * O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh * 1142 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:47,177 * YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE * 1143 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,113 * Yo-ou, you, you * 1144 00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,881 * Ooh, ooh * 1145 00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:53,183 * WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU * 1146 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,752 * O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh * 1147 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:57,855 * OH YEAH, YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE... * 1148 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,657 HEY, BUDDY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1149 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,060 I DON'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS, OKAY? 1150 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:06,731 - * LISTEN TO THIS... * - MOVE! MOVE! 1151 00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:09,600 EXCUSE ME! GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1152 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,103 HE MUST BE JEALOUS OF OUR POLAR WEAR. 1153 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,406 ( growling ) 1154 00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:21,479 WHERE IS IT? 1155 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,751 BABY, I'M GOING TO SPEND THE MORNING AT THE MALL. 1156 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,619 YOU KNOW, SHOP FOR WAIKIKI. 1157 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:31,989 - WHERE THE HELL IS IT? - A LOT OF STUFF WE COULD USE FOR THE TRIP. 1158 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:35,059 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? - MY CHEST. 1159 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,762 - THE CHEST I KEEP MY PAPERS IN? - WHAT PAPERS? 1160 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:40,965 THE DOCUMENTS, THE PHOTOS, THE TAPES. 1161 00:56:40,965 --> 00:56:43,801 - THE EVIDENCE. - EVIDENCE OF WHAT? 1162 00:56:45,302 --> 00:56:47,838 SWEETHEART, KEEP UP WITH ME FOR HALF A MINUTE. 1163 00:56:47,838 --> 00:56:50,775 THE EVIDENCE OF EVERY SCAM WE'VE EVER PULLED, 1164 00:56:50,775 --> 00:56:54,378 THE EVIDENCE THAT'S GOING TO PUT US AWAY FOR 20 YEARS. 1165 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,582 - WHERE IS IT?! - I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT HERE. 1166 00:56:57,582 --> 00:56:58,949 SOMEBODY STOLE IT. 1167 00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,820 JESSICA. 1168 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,256 - WHAT JESSICA? - THAT GIRL... 1169 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,959 WHO TRIED TO FOLLOW ME ON THE FIELD TRIP? 1170 00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:11,361 - SHE TOOK IT. - ARE YOU SURE? 1171 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:16,000 YEAH. OH, SHE'S BEEN SNOOPING AROUND, ASKING QUESTIONS. 1172 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,502 HMM. 1173 00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:20,304 WELL... 1174 00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:23,007 - I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. - YEAH? 1175 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,975 YOU GONNA KILL HER? 1176 00:57:29,146 --> 00:57:31,949 NO. NO, I'M NOT-- I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER. 1177 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:35,620 HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU SEE TO IT THE KIDS ARE READY FOR THE PARADE, OKAY? 1178 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,988 - OKAY. - YEAH. 1179 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:41,992 AND I THINK I'LL PAY JESSICA... 1180 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,694 A LITTLE VISIT. 1181 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,865 Heller: THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE IS ALMOST HERE. 1182 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,735 SO, ANY IDEAS FOR A FLOAT? 1183 00:57:50,735 --> 00:57:52,603 - Lloyd: OOH, A RAFT! - A BLIMP! 1184 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:54,539 - A TURD. - TITANIC. 1185 00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,173 - A PLATYPUS. - CORN DOG. 1186 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:59,544 - MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE. - NO, NOT THINGS THAT FLOAT, 1187 00:57:59,544 --> 00:58:03,781 IDEAS FOR A FLOAT. YOU KNOW, LIKE IF YOU SEE A PARADE 1188 00:58:03,781 --> 00:58:05,883 AND PEOPLE ARE...? 1189 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:07,317 CAN I HEAR FROM ANYONE ELSE? 1190 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,487 - HELLO. - HI, CHING CHONG. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 1191 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,457 UH... 1192 00:58:13,457 --> 00:58:16,360 ( speaking Chinese ) 1193 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,196 ...LICKA LICKA POW! 1194 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:22,199 SHE'S SAYING "BEAUTIFUL SWAN..." 1195 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:25,603 ( Ching Chong speaking Chinese ) 1196 00:58:25,603 --> 00:58:28,438 "...FLYING GRACEFULLY OVER THE RICE FIELDS..." 1197 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:32,743 ( speaking Chinese ) ...ROY ORBISON. 1198 00:58:32,743 --> 00:58:36,513 ...TO THE TUNE OF "ONLY THE LONELY" BY ROY ORBISON. 1199 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,315 NO, NOW COME ON, YOU GUYS. 1200 00:58:38,315 --> 00:58:41,251 FOCUS, THINK. PUT YOUR THINKING CAPS ON. 1201 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,854 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU THINK OF THANKSGIVING? 1202 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,391 - LIKE CRANBERRIES AND INDIANS. - FOOTBALL! 1203 00:58:47,391 --> 00:58:49,426 FOOTBALL, YEAH! GET SOME! 1204 00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:51,161 GOOD FOR YOU. NO. 1205 00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:54,398 OH HEY, LEWIS HAS GOT A GOOD IDEA. GEORGE WASHINGTON. 1206 00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:55,766 - WOW! - Harry: WHO? 1207 00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:58,368 - HE ONLY INVENTED MONEY. - VERY GOOD, LLOYD. 1208 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:03,574 HOW ABOUT A FLOAT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON CROSSING THE DELAWARE? 1209 00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,509 - OOH, OR MAYBE A RIVER. - LIKE THE ATLANTIC. 1210 00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:07,678 OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED. 1211 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,614 THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING EVER. 1212 00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:13,350 YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO-- WE HAVE TO PARADE AROUND IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 1213 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,052 ON A FLOAT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON? 1214 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,387 - WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. - EXACTLY. 1215 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:20,725 NO CHANCE. WE ARE NOT DOING IT. NO EFFING WAY. 1216 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:23,060 ( all grumbling ) 1217 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,529 HEY! HEY, DID I MENTION 1218 00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:30,267 THAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE A FLOAT, IT'S BACK TO HOMEWORK? 1219 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:32,770 AND... REAL GRADES. 1220 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:34,872 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? 1221 00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:39,009 OH-- AND ACTUALLY HAVING TO ATTEND CLASS. 1222 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,477 NO. 1223 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:46,050 WHICH MEANS, YOU WON'T BE SO SPECIAL ANYMORE. 1224 00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:54,091 * CRACK THAT WHIP * 1225 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:56,961 * GIVE THE PAST THE SLIP... * 1226 00:59:56,961 --> 01:00:00,130 THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. 1227 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,233 * BREAK YOUR MOMMA'S BACK * 1228 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:05,002 * NOW WHIP IT * 1229 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:06,570 * INTO SHAPE * 1230 01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:08,372 * SHAPE IT UP * 1231 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:09,907 * GET STRAIGHT * 1232 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:11,541 * GO FORWARD * 1233 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,077 * MOVE AHEAD * 1234 01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:15,445 * TRY TO DETECT IT, IT'S NOT TOO LATE * 1235 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,947 * TO WHIP IT * 1236 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,883 * WHIP IT GOOD. * 1237 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:29,393 HEY, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. 1238 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:36,266 Jessica: THANKS, PRINCIPAL COLLINS, FOR GIVING ME THIS INTERVIEW. 1239 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:39,469 ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP. SO, YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS? 1240 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,871 YES, ACTUALLY. 1241 01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:42,873 LAST YEAR, TOBY WAS IN AP ENGLISH, 1242 01:00:42,873 --> 01:00:44,408 AND LEWIS WON THE SCIENCE FAIR. 1243 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,911 WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THIS NEW SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS? 1244 01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,545 WELL, THAT'S A POOR QUESTION. 1245 01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:51,882 IT'S WORDY, PEDANTIC-- A GOOD QUESTION GETS RIGHT TO THE POINT. 1246 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,852 EXAMPLE-- WHERE'S MY CHEST? 1247 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:58,555 CHEST? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1248 01:00:58,555 --> 01:01:01,058 OH, I THINK YOU DO. 1249 01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:07,698 YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS ARE GONNA WONDER WHERE I AM. 1250 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:12,402 ONE PHONE CALL FROM THE PRINCIPAL WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT, MY DEAR. 1251 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:15,672 ( high voice ) HELLO, IT'S ME, BRENDA. 1252 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:18,776 JESSICA'S FRIEND? 1253 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,879 YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER 1254 01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,881 IN THE LIBRARY TONIGHT, 1255 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:29,186 'CAUSE WE HAVE A BIG EXAM TOMORROW. MACRO... ECONOMICS, 1256 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:32,122 AND IT'S REALLY HARD. ( clears throat ) 1257 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,859 Lloyd: OOH, THEY STILL HAVE MY TWO FAVORITE FLAVORS, 1258 01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,693 CHERRY AND GREEN. 1259 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,163 - YEAH. - OH, HEY, FELLAS. 1260 01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:41,398 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? YEAH. 1261 01:01:41,398 --> 01:01:43,367 OH, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. 1262 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,602 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO CRAZY. 1263 01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:49,406 I'M GONNA HAVE TWO FLAVORS. SUICIDE OF DELICIOUSNESS. 1264 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:51,809 - THAT LOOKS SO TASTY, HARRY. - OH GOD, I WANT THAT. 1265 01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:55,312 - HE'S MIXING THEM. - OH, IT'S GONNA TASTE SO GOOD. 1266 01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,349 I WAS RIGHT. IT'S REALLY GOOD. 1267 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:02,152 HE'S SO LUCKY. 1268 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,421 MMM, MMM. ( laughing ) 1269 01:02:07,591 --> 01:02:09,259 SUCK IT. 1270 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:11,095 I WANT ONE. 1271 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,397 WE CAN'T GO IN THERE. WE'LL BE IT. 1272 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:19,136 YOU'RE RIGHT... WE CAN'T. 1273 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,106 COME HERE. 1274 01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:25,475 HEY, HEY, LITTLE BUDDY. HI, HOW YA DOIN'? 1275 01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:26,844 HEY, YOU WANT TO MAKE $2? 1276 01:02:26,844 --> 01:02:28,745 - SURE. - YEAH? 1277 01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:33,283 OKAY, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GO IN THERE AND GET US TWO SLUSHEES. 1278 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:37,687 - OKAY. - OKAY, AS IN WE GOT A DEAL? 1279 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:39,957 YEAH, DEAL. 1280 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,725 BUT FIRST, GIVE ME THE $2. 1281 01:02:41,725 --> 01:02:44,161 ( laughs ) I SAID "DOLL HAIRS." 1282 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:46,630 PSYCH. BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL. IN YOU GO, LITTLE BUDDY. 1283 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:49,366 - COME ON. - FINE, GIVE ME THE DOLL HAIRS. 1284 01:02:51,635 --> 01:02:53,737 - HARRY? - A DEAL'S A DEAL. 1285 01:02:53,737 --> 01:02:57,007 WOULD YOU TAKE FIVE BUCKS INSTEAD? 1286 01:03:03,013 --> 01:03:04,849 GOOD THINKING, HARRY. GOOD THINKING. 1287 01:03:04,849 --> 01:03:06,116 ALL RIGHT, BE COOL. BE COOL. 1288 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:08,085 - BE COOL. - ( whistling ) 1289 01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:11,321 ( high voice ) YEAH, AND SHE'S LIKE, "YOU BETTER CALL MY MOM." 1290 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,423 AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA," AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH." 1291 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,559 AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA," AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH." 1292 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,627 AND I'M LIKE... 1293 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:21,331 IT'S BRENDA. I'M NEW. 1294 01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:26,503 Lloyd: OH! ICE, ICE, BABY. 1295 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,042 ( mocking grunts ) 1296 01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:35,512 YEAH, I PEED IN THOSE. ENJOY. 1297 01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:38,315 ( grunting continues ) 1298 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,117 GROW UP. 1299 01:03:45,089 --> 01:03:47,057 - YOU'RE IT. - ARE NOT. 1300 01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,692 - ARE TOO. - D2. 1301 01:03:48,692 --> 01:03:50,527 - CHEWBACCA. - OOH, GOOD ONE, HARRY. 1302 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,528 HEY, IT'S JESSICA. 1303 01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:54,464 HARRY, I THOUGHT WE WORKED THROUGH THIS. 1304 01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:56,533 NO, IT'S JESSICA. 1305 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,236 Lloyd: OH, MUST BE HER BOYFRIEND'S CAR. 1306 01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:03,240 - IT'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS! - PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS JESSICA'S BOYFRIEND? 1307 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,942 OH, THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. 1308 01:04:04,942 --> 01:04:06,476 THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW 1309 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:08,212 WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE THE OTHER NIGHT. 1310 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,480 HE CAN'T SEE US HERE. QUICK, BE CONSPICUOUS! 1311 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,916 CONSPICUOUS? 1312 01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:18,055 ( whistling ) 1313 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:19,689 NO WONDER WE BOTH STRUCK OUT WITH HER. 1314 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:22,392 HOW CAN WE COMPETE WITH THE SEXUAL POWER OF THE MAN 1315 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,761 WHO OCCUPIES THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND. 1316 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,096 YEAH, HE'S LIKE THE POPE, HARRY. 1317 01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:28,132 LIKE WE'RE GONNA SNAKE A CHICK FROM THE POPE. 1318 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,602 - ( engine starts ) - HERE HE COMES. 1319 01:04:32,602 --> 01:04:34,004 HARRY, SWITCH. 1320 01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:36,440 HARRY. JEEZ, MOSES AND MARY. 1321 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:39,576 ( whistling ) 1322 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,016 HEY, LET'S GO SPY ON THEM. 1323 01:04:46,016 --> 01:04:47,617 GOOD THINKING, HARRY. 1324 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,422 - HARRY, BOBSLED! - LEVER! 1325 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:55,159 HANG TWO! HARRY, GO LEFT! 1326 01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:56,961 GO LEFT. CEASE AND DESIST! 1327 01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:59,129 - CEASE AND DESIST! - ( horn honks ) 1328 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:01,465 COME ON, HARRY! MUSH, MUSH, MUSH. 1329 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:04,634 HARRY, GO STRAIGHT. WARP SPEED, HARRY. WARP SPEED! 1330 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,617 ( screaming ) 1331 01:05:24,854 --> 01:05:26,923 IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? 1332 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:29,826 HEY, THAT'S MY CART. 1333 01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:31,728 ( cheering ) 1334 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:35,732 * IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT * 1335 01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:39,769 * RISIN' UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS * 1336 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:44,874 * AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT... * 1337 01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:46,810 - ( music jingling ) - ICE CREAM? 1338 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:49,179 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING, HARRY? 1339 01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:52,382 - OH YEAH. - SNACK BREAK! 1340 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,696 Harry: YUMMY! 1341 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:10,734 - AAAH! ALL RIGHT-- - HARRY! 1342 01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:13,370 - THERE THEY ARE! - BREAK'S OVER! 1343 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:16,573 SO WHAT DID YOU TELL MY PARENTS ON THE PHONE? 1344 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,608 NOT TO EXPECT YOU TONIGHT. 1345 01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:21,078 WELL, SOMEONE'S GOING TO COME LOOKING FOR ME. 1346 01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,413 OH, I DON'T THINK SO, MY DEAR. 1347 01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:27,017 * THE EYE OF THE TIGER. * 1348 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,859 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME. 1349 01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:37,961 JESSICA, 1350 01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,629 WHERE'S MY CHEST? 1351 01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:41,698 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1352 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:50,507 DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, HMM? 1353 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,577 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?! 1354 01:06:55,912 --> 01:06:57,347 WELL, WELL, WELL. 1355 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:03,653 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? IT APPEARS TO BE A TAPE. 1356 01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:06,990 - THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE. - DON'T PLAY WITH ME, DEAR. 1357 01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:10,160 YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. 1358 01:07:17,234 --> 01:07:19,603 - ( tapping on window ) - Harry: JESSICA! 1359 01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,706 HARRY, LLOYD. 1360 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:25,342 YOU GUYS ARE A MESS. 1361 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:29,045 Harry: WE WERE STILL HUNGRY, SO WE DECIDED TO GET SOME DESSERT. 1362 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,014 - IT WAS FUN. - Lloyd: YEAH. 1363 01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:34,418 IT WAS FUN UNTIL HARRY DECIDED TO PUT HIS WIENER IN MY EAR. 1364 01:07:34,418 --> 01:07:36,186 - SORRY ABOUT THAT. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1365 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,754 SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST MAN WON. 1366 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:40,524 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS PRINCIPAL COLLINS? 1367 01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:42,092 WHAT? 1368 01:07:42,092 --> 01:07:44,828 Lloyd on tape: Jessica! 1369 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:49,499 - * You light up my life... * - IS THAT MY MIX TAPE? 1370 01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:52,102 IT'S BEING USED FOR YOUR SEDUCTION? 1371 01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:53,903 I'M FLATTERED. 1372 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:56,606 LLOYD, WHEN WE WERE IN PRINCIPAL COLLINS OFFICE, 1373 01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:58,508 DID YOU SEE ANY KIND OF CHEST? 1374 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,010 YOU MEAN LIKE HARRY'S TREASURE CHEST? SURE, I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. 1375 01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:03,347 YOU FOUND MY TREASURE? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1376 01:08:03,347 --> 01:08:07,117 THREE WORDS-- I DID. YOU WERE JUST ALL MAD AT ME. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN. 1377 01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:09,386 - YEAH, WELL, I'M LISTENING NOW. - ME TOO. 1378 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,855 - THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. - HARRY, LLOYD, 1379 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,158 LISTEN TO ME, I ONLY HAVE TIME TO SAY THIS ONCE. 1380 01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:16,393 Lloyd's voice: GOD, SHE'S SO CUTE. 1381 01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:18,295 LOOK AT HER TEETH. 1382 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,997 I BET SHE CAN BITE THROUGH ANYTHING. 1383 01:08:20,997 --> 01:08:23,032 YEAH, SHE COULD. 1384 01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:26,102 YOU GOTTA GET WHAT'S IN THE CHEST, AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY... 1385 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,538 Harry's voice: I WONDER WHAT LLOYD'S THINKING ABOUT. 1386 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:33,009 LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR. SHE MUST HAVE MILLIONS OF TINY HOLES IN HER HEAD. 1387 01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:36,280 OTHERWISE, IT WOULD JUST BUNCH UP ALL IN HER BRAIN. 1388 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,516 SO GUYS, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 1389 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:41,785 - YEAH, SURE! - YEAH, YEAH. 1390 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,853 - I WAS, YOU KNOW-- - YEAH, SURE. 1391 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:48,458 - ( singing continuing ) - ( tape forwards ) 1392 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,127 Lloyd on tape: I'm a Pisces. 1393 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:54,498 And that's the sign of the badger. I love picnics... 1394 01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:55,965 YOU GUYS GOTTA GO GET THAT CHEST, 1395 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:58,101 AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT COLLINS HAS BEEN DOING. 1396 01:08:58,101 --> 01:09:01,104 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I CAN GET OUT OF THIS ANYTIME I WANT. 1397 01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:04,308 AND I'M GETTING THE STORY EVERY HIGH SCHOOL REPORTER DREAMS OF. 1398 01:09:04,308 --> 01:09:06,643 Lloyd on tape: Come on, Jessica. 1399 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:09,246 Don't push me, 'cause I'm... 1400 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,847 GO, GET OUT OF HERE. 1401 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,752 ( banging ) 1402 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:19,823 - GOTCHA, YOU-- - STOP! 1403 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,891 - WHAT? - I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 1404 01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:24,961 HARRY, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE. YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 1405 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,197 I DON'T KNOW WHO WE ARE ANYMORE. 1406 01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:28,598 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1407 01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:30,500 BUT I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE MUCH MORE OF THIS TREASURE 1408 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,036 - 'CAUSE I WAS THE ONE THAT FOUND IT. - MY MOM GAVE ME THE MAP. 1409 01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:36,273 - BUT I LUGGED IT ALL OVER TOWN. - I MADE THE POLAR BEAR PANTS. 1410 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:38,442 - I ATE YOUR MOM'S PIE! - I FOUND THAT ROCK! 1411 01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:40,310 IT WAS A DIAMOND, AND YOU SWALLOWED IT. 1412 01:09:40,310 --> 01:09:41,611 WE WERE ALL OUT OF TOP HATS. 1413 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:44,248 ENOUGH! WHAT HAS THIS CURSED CHEST DONE TO US? 1414 01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:46,716 YOU KNOW, LLOYD, 1415 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:50,520 THE REAL TREASURE IS OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1416 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,856 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. ON THE OTHER HAND... 1417 01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:00,297 OH. 1418 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:07,504 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? - ( sniffing ) 1419 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:12,476 OH... IT'S FULL OF FILES. 1420 01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:14,244 THERE'S PICTURES 1421 01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:15,945 AND DOCUMENTS. 1422 01:10:15,945 --> 01:10:18,782 IT'S AMAZING! ( sniffs ) 1423 01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,650 OHHH. 1424 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:24,721 HEY, LLOYD, THIS LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR MIX TAPES. 1425 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,457 MAYBE IT'S FROM THE PIRATE WHO BURIED THIS TREASURE. 1426 01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:29,559 YOU SHOULD GO PUT IT ON. 1427 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,999 Collins on tape: Principal's log, September 23rd. 1428 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:37,734 Check, check, check. Sound check. 1429 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,603 HEY, IT'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS. 1430 01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:42,306 THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. I FOUND THE TREASURE CHEST IN HIS OFFICE. 1431 01:10:42,306 --> 01:10:45,675 - grant money... - THIS MIX TAPE ISN'T AS GOOD AS YOURS, LLOYD. 1432 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,511 - NO. - Sound, check, check, check. 1433 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:50,547 - HE SPEAKS PRETTY GOOD CHINESE. - THAT'S NOT CHINESE. 1434 01:10:50,547 --> 01:10:54,050 - ( tape squeaking ) - THAT'S CHINESE. 1435 01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,585 - YEAH. - OH YEAH. 1436 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,322 And that is how I, Principal Collins, 1437 01:10:58,322 --> 01:11:02,225 became the mastermind behind this glorious plan. 1438 01:11:02,225 --> 01:11:04,227 It's the crime of the century. 1439 01:11:04,227 --> 01:11:08,131 HE'S RIGHT. WE HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY. 1440 01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:11,435 WE NEVER THANKED HIM FOR GIVING US THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS! 1441 01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:13,703 BUT WHAT DO WE DO? 1442 01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:17,441 - ( snaps ) - Lloyd: I HAVE AN IDEA. 1443 01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:19,476 ( parade music playing ) 1444 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,714 P.A.: Welcome to the Providence Hills High School 1445 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,516 Thanksgiving parade! 1446 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:29,052 Aren't you glad you're not watching football? 1447 01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:32,322 This year's theme, white meat or dark? 1448 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:37,927 Floats and exhibits from all classes and organizations. 1449 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:40,430 So enjoy. 1450 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,532 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 1451 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,067 WHAT DID YOU MORONS DO? 1452 01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:46,836 WHERE'S GEORGE WASHINGTON? WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS? 1453 01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,972 - LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T HE? - NO. 1454 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:53,309 - WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING? - Terri: WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM A MAKEOVER? 1455 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,044 ( panting ) 1456 01:11:55,044 --> 01:11:57,681 SORRY I'M LATE. WOKE UP TIED TO THE BED. 1457 01:11:57,681 --> 01:12:00,684 SOMEBODY CUT MY HAIR WHILE I WAS SLEEPING. 1458 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:03,019 HEY, THAT'S MY HAIR! 1459 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:08,492 It's the marching band's musical tribute to stuffing. 1460 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:13,296 Please do not throw cigarettes at the floats. 1461 01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:15,965 I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE AND NO LUCK. 1462 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:17,834 THE CHEST IS STILL OUT THERE. 1463 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:20,770 THAT'S WHY WE GET THE CHECK AS SOON AS ZIMMER SHOWS UP 1464 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:24,340 AND BLOW THIS POP STAND BEFORE ANYBODY FINDS OUT ANYTHING. 1465 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,142 THE BAND SOUNDS TERRIBLE. 1466 01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:29,846 I KNOW, I SOLD ALL THE WIND INSTRUMENTS. 1467 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,181 HAWAIIAN AIR, BUSINESS CLASS. 1468 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,517 ( laughing ) 1469 01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:35,051 - YOU LIKE YOUR NEW COAT? - I LOVE IT. 1470 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:38,955 THAT'S WHY OUR MASCOT ISN'T A STALLION ANYMORE. 1471 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,391 - THIS IS HORSE? - NO, NO, NO, I SOLD THE HORSE, 1472 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:44,594 - TO PAY FOR THE-- - I DIDN'T KNOW HORSE COULD FEEL THIS SOFT. 1473 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:47,831 THAT'S NOT HORSE, HONEY. YES, YES, IT IS SOFT. 1474 01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:48,865 ( whistles ) 1475 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,199 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FLOAT? 1476 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,869 - GUYS, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. - YEAH. 1477 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,938 PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS A WAY GREATER AMERICAN 1478 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,773 THAN GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL EVER BE. 1479 01:12:56,773 --> 01:12:58,542 I DON'T GET IT. WHY'D YOU MAKE HIM A PIRATE? 1480 01:12:58,542 --> 01:13:01,411 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE DOCUMENTS. 1481 01:13:01,411 --> 01:13:05,148 THEY PROVIDE EVIDENCE OF A LONG HISTORY OF FRAUD AND EMBEZZLEMENT 1482 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:08,652 FROM THE SCHOOL BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS AND MS. HELLER, 1483 01:13:08,652 --> 01:13:10,720 A.K.A. THE LUNCH LADY. 1484 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,289 - HUH? - MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR EARS? 1485 01:13:13,289 --> 01:13:15,592 YEAH, NO CLICKS AND WHISTLES. 1486 01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:17,427 SHE SPEAKS THE ENGLISH PERFECTLY. 1487 01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,195 LLOYD, YOU'RE A GREAT TEACHER. 1488 01:13:19,195 --> 01:13:22,065 CHING CHONG, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASIAN ACCENT? 1489 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:25,435 OH, ACTUALLY MY NAME IS CINDY. 1490 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,904 THE ACCENT JUST HELPS ME MEET BOYS. 1491 01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:30,807 YOU WANT IT BACK? 1492 01:13:31,975 --> 01:13:33,977 ( with accent ) YOU GOT IT, JOE. 1493 01:13:35,378 --> 01:13:38,014 LOOK AT THIS. COLLINS TOOK $2000 1494 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:41,585 THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART STALLION MASCOT UNIFORM. 1495 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,553 WAIT, WHAT? LET ME SEE. 1496 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:47,423 WHY HAVE I BEEN WEARING THIS ONE WITH PUKE IN THE HEAD? 1497 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:49,058 - YOU SERIOUS? - AM I-- SMELL. 1498 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,795 WE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT COLLINS. 1499 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:59,068 - HEY, SUPERINTENDENT. - I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS. 1500 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,137 WE GOT TO NAIL THIS GUY. YOU'LL BE FINE. 1501 01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,540 JUST MAKE SURE HE TAKES THAT CHECK. 1502 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:06,275 DETECTIVE, YOU KNOW, 1503 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:09,378 HE'S GONNA BE EXPECTING MOFFITT TO BE... SPECIAL. 1504 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:12,682 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I STUDIED ACTING AT THE POLICE ACADEMY. 1505 01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:15,785 - POLICE ACADEMY? - YOU'LL BE FINE. 1506 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:18,488 JUST REMEMBER YOUR LINES. IT'S SHOW TIME. 1507 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:28,264 - PRINCIPAL COLLINS. - SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER. 1508 01:14:28,264 --> 01:14:29,566 - HELLO. - HELLO, HELLO. 1509 01:14:29,566 --> 01:14:31,167 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO RICHARD MOFFITT, 1510 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:34,671 FORMER SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT, NOW AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY. 1511 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:37,273 - WELL... - GO AHEAD. 1512 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:41,377 IT'S A VERY GREAT PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 1513 01:14:41,377 --> 01:14:43,713 VERY... 1514 01:14:43,713 --> 01:14:45,114 VERY GREAT PLEASURE. 1515 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:50,854 WELL, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 1516 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,356 YOUR LITTLE GIFT FOR THE SCHOOL? 1517 01:14:53,356 --> 01:14:55,324 YES. 1518 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,193 I DREW THIS. 1519 01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:00,096 SPECIAL NEEDS. 1520 01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:03,066 - TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES NOW. - OH, YES. 1521 01:15:03,066 --> 01:15:06,335 BUT THE CHECK WILL BE PRESENTED THIS MORNING? 1522 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,672 I'M VERY STRONG. 1523 01:15:08,672 --> 01:15:12,108 YES, YOU ARE. I HAVE YOUR CHECK RIGHT HERE. 1524 01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:14,477 BUT I THINK MR. MOFFITT IS INTERESTED IN SEEING 1525 01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:16,112 THE SPECIAL NEEDS FLOAT FIRST. 1526 01:15:16,112 --> 01:15:20,483 I CAN TURN ON ALL THE FAUCETS IN MY HOUSE. 1527 01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:22,418 EVEN THE HOSE. 1528 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,921 - BUT WE DON'T DRINK FROM THE HOSE, DO WE? - NO. 1529 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,956 P.A.: There's the special needs float. 1530 01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:30,126 OH, HERE THEY COME! WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THE CHILDREN HAVE DONE. 1531 01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:31,828 YES. 1532 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:34,130 Collins's voice: This is visionary. 1533 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:38,735 I think I've finally figured out a way to bilk this school out of enough money 1534 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,837 to get us that condo in Waikiki. 1535 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:44,240 - Heller's voice: Baby, you've done it all. - Collins: Small potatoes. 1536 01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:46,175 The Richard Moffitt Special Needs Grant. 1537 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:48,645 The State is giving 100 grand in his name 1538 01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:52,616 - to every school that has... - THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU! 1539 01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:54,250 OH MY GOD, THEY GOT THE CHEST. 1540 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,720 - Heller: You got the extender? - Collins: No. 1541 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,422 NOTHING THEY DO MAKES ANY SENSE, WHICH IS-- WHICH IS-- 1542 01:15:59,422 --> 01:16:04,093 - WHICH IS WHY WE CREATED THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS... - ( siren blares ) 1543 01:16:04,093 --> 01:16:06,062 Man: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, COLLINS! 1544 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:08,131 AND WHY WE NEED THAT CHECK. 1545 01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:10,800 Girl: HE STOLE THE SCHOOL'S MONEY! 1546 01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:13,770 PONY. 1547 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:15,939 HEY, THERE'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS! 1548 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:21,745 P.A.: Please remain seated. 1549 01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:23,212 Girl: SOMEBODY STOP HIM! 1550 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,015 HUH, HE'S COMING BACK. 1551 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,589 - ( fabric tears ) - HEY, HEY! 1552 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,225 WOW! GO! 1553 01:16:36,225 --> 01:16:38,527 HEY, HEY! 1554 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,296 - HEY! - ( laughing ) 1555 01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:43,132 Collins's voice: Check in hand. 1556 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:46,469 ALL I WANTED WAS A CONDO IN WAIKIKI. 1557 01:16:46,469 --> 01:16:49,105 - WATCH YOUR HANDS, PIGGY! - GET IN THE CAR. 1558 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:52,008 WOW, THEY GET THEIR OWN POLICE ESCORT. 1559 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,843 - ( siren blares ) - WHOA. 1560 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,444 ALL OUR HARD WORK PAYS OFF. 1561 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:57,747 - YEAH? - HE'S GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME. 1562 01:16:57,747 --> 01:17:00,249 PRINCIPAL OF JAIL? WOW, THAT'S A PROMOTION. 1563 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,385 - YEAH, THOSE INMATES ARE LUCKY. - YEAH. 1564 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:05,121 - HEY, JESSICA! - HI! 1565 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:07,156 I-- I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 1566 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:11,160 OH MY GOD. SHE'S TWO-TIMING PRINCIPAL COLLINS. 1567 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,229 Lloyd: YEAH, WITH THAT COMPLETE LOSER. 1568 01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:16,199 - Harry: HE'S PROBABLY A JOCK. - JESSICA, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1569 01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,802 CHECK OUT THOSE STUPID BUTT-UGLY JEANS. 1570 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,873 HAS SOURED ME ON WOMEN FOREVER. 1571 01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:26,409 YEAH, WE SHOULD NEVER LET A WOMAN COME BETWEEN US AGAIN. 1572 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:29,645 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WE LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON HERE, HARRY. 1573 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,915 - WE'RE NOT EVER GONNA FORGET THAT. - YEAH. 1574 01:17:31,915 --> 01:17:34,017 ( horn honks ) 1575 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:36,720 EXCUSE US. YOU'RE HARRY AND LLOYD, RIGHT? 1576 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:40,289 - ACTUALLY, I'M HARRY AND HE'S LLOYD. - LLOYD. 1577 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,425 Both: WELL, WE'RE THE FELCHERS. 1578 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,627 MY NAME'S FREIDA, AND THIS IS RITA. 1579 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:47,764 - HI, BOYS. - Both: HI. 1580 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:50,566 WE'RE GONNA GO CHECK OUT THE ALL-GIRLS COLLEGE. 1581 01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:51,868 Both: DO YOU GUYS WANNA COME? 1582 01:17:51,868 --> 01:17:54,170 - SURE! - NO, WAIT, HARRY, HARRY! 1583 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,972 JUST A SECOND. WE'RE JUST GONNA... 1584 01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:59,042 LISTEN, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHO GETS WHO, ALL RIGHT? NO MORE COMPETITION. 1585 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,745 - RIGHT. - OKAY, SO... AHEM. PICK ONE. 1586 01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:06,682 - THE ONE ON THE LEFT. - ( sighs ) 1587 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,952 - WHAT'S WRONG? - THAT'S THE ONE THAT I WANTED. 1588 01:18:08,952 --> 01:18:10,754 - NO. - YEAH. 1589 01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:13,857 - SHE'S ONE OF A KIND. - ( giggling ) 1590 01:18:13,857 --> 01:18:16,259 TRY ONE IN A MILLION. 1591 01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,861 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 1592 01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:21,097 - YOU TAKE HER. - NO, LLOYD, I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT TO YOU. 1593 01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:22,899 IT'S OKAY, HARRY, I'LL FIND SOMEBODY. 1594 01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:25,902 I'M NOT DOING IT. REMEMBER, 1595 01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:28,104 CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS. 1596 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,206 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, HARRY. 1597 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,841 ( pats ) 1598 01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,342 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 1599 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,114 YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GO ON WITHOUT US? 1600 01:18:38,114 --> 01:18:39,883 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1601 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:43,552 SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT MEET SOMEBODY AS SPECIAL AS MY FRIEND HARRY UP THERE, 1602 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:45,755 BUT I DOUBT IT. 1603 01:18:45,755 --> 01:18:49,058 OH AND UH... YOUR LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE, 1604 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:52,428 SHE'S-- SHE'S NICE TOO. 1605 01:18:54,197 --> 01:18:55,832 - WHAT?! - ( engine starts ) 1606 01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,303 LOOK OUT, HARRY! 1607 01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,339 Lloyd: OH, HARRY! OH GOD, HARRY! 1608 01:19:03,339 --> 01:19:05,341 - OH GOD, HARRY! - ( tires squeal ) 1609 01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:07,410 Rita: LOSERS! 1610 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:10,880 OH! OH, THAT WAS CLOSE, HUH, HARRY? 1611 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,082 OH! I GOT DIRT ON MY SHIRT. 1612 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:16,685 HOW GROSS IS THIS? HARRY? 1613 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:18,154 - ( groans ) - OHH! 1614 01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:21,825 HARRY? YOU GOT TO LOOK BOTH WAYS, BUDDY. 1615 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:24,360 ( groaning ) 1616 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,998 CHARLIE! 1617 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,135 - OH MY GOD. - HEY. 1618 01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:33,937 IT'S YOU. 1619 01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,239 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT CRAPPED UP MY HOUSE! 1620 01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:38,808 WHAT ARE YOU-- YOU'RE COVERED IN SHIT! 1621 01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:41,978 WHAT ARE YOU-- MY CAR'S COVERED IN SHIT! 1622 01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:45,882 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT. - OH MY GOD! NO, STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 1623 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,084 - NOT HELPING. - HARRY? HARRY? 1624 01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:50,686 - THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR! - HARRY, HARRY, LET'S GO. 1625 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:51,955 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 1626 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:53,456 - YOU OKAY, BUDDY? - YEAH. 1627 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,959 - THERE'S POO ALL OVER MY HOOD! - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY? 1628 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,460 BEAT'S ME. HE'S JESSICA'S DAD. 1629 01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:00,729 - SHE SAYS HE'S REALLY ANAL. - OHH, OOH! 1630 01:20:00,729 --> 01:20:02,798 - THAT'S GROSS. - I KNOW. 1631 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,434 THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! HEY, COME BACK HERE! 1632 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:08,437 I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP! I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE THIS TOWED. 1633 01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:11,140 COME BACK HERE! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?! 1634 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:14,510 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FECAL MATTER?! 1635 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:15,711 LOOK AT THIS! 1636 01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:20,083 - FOUR, TRéS, TWO, UNO. - ( music plays ) 1637 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,285 THAT'S ENOUGH! 1638 01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,053 THAT-- 1639 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,022 - THAT'S ENOUGH! - AAAH! 1640 01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:29,125 - CLASS DISMISSED! - COME ON, HARRY. 1641 01:20:32,028 --> 01:20:34,931 - LEWIS! - SLOW, EASY BOY! 1642 01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:37,033 OH, SNAPS! 1643 01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:40,269 - ( laughing ) - HI. 1644 01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:45,074 MRS. D., YOU SURE HAVE A GREAT LOOKING PIE. 1645 01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:48,277 YOU PUT YOUR MEAT IN MY MOM'S PIE. 1646 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:51,780 YOU'RE IT! AND NO TAP-- 1647 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:54,183 - ( laughing ) - IT WAS HIM. 1648 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:57,686 ENOU-- OH SHIT, I'M SORRY. 1649 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,455 GET BACK, GET BACK. 1650 01:20:59,455 --> 01:21:01,457 ( muttering ) 1651 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,659 - WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? - 'CAUSE YOU SAID! 1652 01:21:03,659 --> 01:21:06,629 - NO, HARRY, I SAID, "DON'T DRESS LIKE A QUEEN!" - OH. 1653 01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:11,467 GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP! 1654 01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:13,702 ( panting ) 1655 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:16,172 UH... SO... 1656 01:21:16,172 --> 01:21:19,275 YOU'RE NOT IN THE STORE, HUH? 1657 01:21:19,275 --> 01:21:21,577 ( chuckling ) YEAH, WE'RE CLOSED. GET OUTTA HERE. 1658 01:21:21,577 --> 01:21:23,947 ACTUALLY, WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1659 01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:27,083 - YOU'RE IT. - ( laughing ) 1660 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,952 ARE WE EVEN FILMING? 1661 01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:30,153 - DON'T YOU-- - ( barking ) 1662 01:21:30,153 --> 01:21:31,754 DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME LIKE THAT. 1663 01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:34,057 DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME LIKE THAT. YOU'RE LUCKY-- 1664 01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:35,624 DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME LIKE-- 1665 01:21:38,962 --> 01:21:41,030 THAT IS SHIT! 1666 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:43,899 OH, GOD, AAAH! 1667 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,602 HARRY-- ( laughs ) STOP! 1668 01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:49,538 - HARRY, LLOYD-- ( laughs ) - CUT! 1669 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,943 WHY'VE I BEEN... ( mutters ) 1670 01:21:55,678 --> 01:21:57,446 OKAY, BACK TO ONE. 1671 01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,848 YOU WANT ME TO SAY SHIT OR POO? 1672 01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:02,451 OH MY GOD! OHH! 1673 01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:03,953 ( laughing ) 1674 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:07,490 ( bubbles ) 1675 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:08,891 OOPSIE-DAISY. 1676 01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,962 LLOYD? DID YOU JUST FART? 1677 01:22:12,962 --> 01:22:17,166 - ( laughing ) - CUT IT. 1678 01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:20,369 ( music playing ) 1679 01:22:32,415 --> 01:22:36,052 * HOW MANY WORDS CAN YOU FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE? * 1680 01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:39,555 * PACKED IT SO TIGHT THAT YOU COULDN'T SING A TUNE * 1681 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:43,659 * YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIE YOUR BOOTLACE * 1682 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:47,096 * GIVEN A CHOICE COULD YOU CHOOSE? * 1683 01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:50,933 * YOU WENT FOR A WALK AND YOU CAME ACROSS A COOL PLACE * 1684 01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:54,837 * RESTED YOUR HEAD WITH A VODKA BY THE POOL * 1685 01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:58,541 * YOU WENT FOR A SWIM AND YOU FOUND THAT YOU WERE SINKING * 1686 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:02,278 * DON'T YOU KNOW POOLS ARE FOR FOOLS? * 1687 01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:04,847 * GIVEN THE CHOICE COULD YOU CHOOSE? * 1688 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:08,584 * GROOVIN' ALONG ALL ALONE IN THE PARK * 1689 01:23:08,584 --> 01:23:12,121 * SINGING A SONG 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE DARK * 1690 01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:16,125 * RUNNING AWAY FROM A WORLD THAT CAN'T WALK * 1691 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:22,165 * SWINGING YOUR HIPS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK... * 1692 01:23:26,602 --> 01:23:30,339 * SHOWING YOUR GIRL 'BOUT A NATURAL WAY OF LIVING * 1693 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:34,009 * GOT BIT IN THE ASS BY A TIGER AT THE ZOO * 1694 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:37,746 * AND WHEN YOU GOT HOME YOU JUST PASSED OUT IN THE KITCHEN * 1695 01:23:37,746 --> 01:23:40,749 * NOW YOU GOT NO ONE TO LOSE * 1696 01:23:40,749 --> 01:23:44,420 * RAN TO THE STORE AND THEY SOLD YOU ON THE FUTURE * 1697 01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:48,023 * BIT IN YOUR LIP AND YOU START TO CRACK A SMILE * 1698 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,860 * COME UP WITH A PLAN, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER * 1699 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:55,764 * WHEN YOU GOT NO REASON WHY * 1700 01:23:55,764 --> 01:24:00,703 * GIVEN A CHOICE COULD YOU TRY? * 1701 01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:03,172 ( instrumental music playing )