1 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,513 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,415 I THINK THAT TASHA AND ALICE ARE HAVING A THIRD-WHEEL CRUSH 3 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,783 WITH JAMIE. 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:16,784 NO! 5 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,119 GIRL! 6 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,253 NOW, THAT'S DANGEROUS BUSINESS. 7 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,754 WHAT IF WE THOUGHT OF A TEST 8 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,823 THAT WOULD PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,360 WHETHER DYLAN WAS A SLEAZY, GOLD-DIGGING OPPORTUNIST, 10 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,662 OR IS SHE THIS MISUNDERSTOOD, 11 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,531 REFORMED FILMMAKER? 12 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,100 SHE'S GOING IN. 13 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,368 IF YOU WANT TO DIRECT THIS FILM, 14 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,270 THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME HOME WITH ME. 15 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,472 THEN I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO BE DIRECTING THIS MOVIE. 16 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,308 SHE PASSED! 17 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:43,744 I DO NOT HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR NIKKI. 18 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,314 IF JENNY WASN'T IN THE PICTURE, MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 19 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,317 IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN YOU TWO, UM, 20 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,384 YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 21 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,420 WOW, YOU TWO HAVE JUST REALLY MOVED YOUR OFFICES 22 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,322 RIGHT ON IN HERE, HUH? 23 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,856 THIS CONSTRUCTION IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. 24 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,225 THE NEXT TIME I GET THE BRIGHT IDEA 25 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,792 TO DOUBLE THE SQUARE FOOTAGE OF MY HOUSE, 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,128 PLEASE TALK ME OUT OF IT. 27 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:03,364 HOW IS THE BEAUTIFUL MOTHER-TO-BE? 28 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,532 I'M NOT A MOTHER, OKAY, JENNY? 29 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,433 CAN YOU GET THAT? 30 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,767 WHY IS SHE SO SENSITIVE? 31 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,270 JENNY... 32 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,209 * I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT 33 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:18,246 * OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOMPADEE DOO 34 00:01:18,279 --> 00:01:21,249 * I'VE GOT A BIRTHDAY PUZZLE FOR YOU * 35 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:24,585 * OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOMPADEE DEE 36 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:28,489 * IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME * 37 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,791 * WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS? * 38 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,662 * EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS * 39 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:38,499 * WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT? * 40 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,902 * WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT? * 41 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,139 * I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT... * 42 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,540 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS APPROPRIATE? 43 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,908 I MEAN, DON'T CHILDREN GET KILLED? 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,244 NO, THEY GOT PUNISHED, BETTE, 45 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,912 AND IT WAS MAX'S FAVORITE STORY. 46 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,113 ALICE... 47 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,217 WHERE ARE THE WILLY WONKA BARS THAT YOU PROMISED? 48 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,589 I WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM 49 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,524 IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THAT IT WAS HER IDEA. 50 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,758 [HELIUM-HIGH VOICE]: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME 51 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,859 TO DO ABOUT IT? 52 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,361 WHAT DO I WANT YOU TO DO? 53 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,263 [INHALING] 54 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:12,366 [HELIUM-HIGH VOICE]: I WANT YOU TO DUMP HER. 55 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,801 IT'S NOT THAT EASY, ALICE. 56 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,868 EXCUSE ME. 57 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,170 HI. 58 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,172 HI. HOW DO YOU KNOW MAX? 59 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,174 OH, I HAVEN'T MET HIM YET. 60 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,343 JENNY, I INVITED HER. 61 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,544 I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 62 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,745 MAX WON'T CARE. 63 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:25,813 SHE'S HELPING ME WITH MY ENDURANCE TEST 64 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:26,880 ON MONDAY. 65 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,115 OKAY. 66 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,151 KIT, THE ICE-CREAM CONE NEEDS TO GO EXACTLY IN THE CORNER. 67 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,325 I WANT TO GET BACK INTO BED. 68 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,492 I TELL YOU WHAT, 69 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,229 WE GO IN, WE HAVE A QUICK DRINK, 70 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,530 WE SAY, "HAPPY BABY SHOWER!" 71 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,531 HAPPY BABY SHOWER. 72 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,532 AND THEN WE LEAVE. 73 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,533 OKAY. 74 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,667 OKAY, YOU PROMISE? 75 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,805 HI! WELCOME. 76 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:52,873 WOW... 77 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,809 YES, I'VE DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB. 78 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:56,910 IT'S QUITE MAGICAL. 79 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,380 THEME PARTIES ARE ALL THE RAGE. 80 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,414 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 81 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,515 THAT'S... THAT'S LOVELY. 82 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,683 THANK YOU. 83 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,252 YOU GUYS LOOK VERY HAPPY TOGETHER. 84 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,886 OH, THANK YOU. 85 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,255 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH. 86 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,322 SO AM I. 87 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,423 ME TOO. 88 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,724 AW... 89 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,925 I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY 90 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,327 FOR YOU BOTH. 91 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,528 I'M GOING TO GET YOU A DRINK. 92 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,764 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG, MISSY! 93 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,866 COME HERE! YOU! OH... 94 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:22,503 YOU PASSED THE TEST WITH FLYING COLORS. 95 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,704 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 96 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,639 WE WERE WATCHING YOU, 97 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,341 AND WE SAW HOW IT HIT. 98 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,510 YOU REBUFFED NIKKI STEVENS, 99 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,312 EVEN THOUGH SHE COULD HAVE HELPED YOUR CAREER, 100 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,880 AND IT WAS JUST SO INCREDIBLE. 101 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,482 IT WAS VERY, VERY IMPRESSIVE. 102 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,750 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAW-- 103 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,519 WHAT DOES SHE MEAN SHE SAW? 104 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,653 SAW WHAT? 105 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:40,821 THAT I PASSED A TEST. 106 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:41,922 WHEN WE WERE WATCHING HER 107 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:42,990 WITH NIKKI STEVENS 108 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,525 ON THE BIG MONITORS AT HIT. 109 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,660 EVERYONE WAS WATCHING ME 110 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,596 WHEN I HAD MY MEETING WITH NIKKI STEVENS? 111 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:57,405 YES. 112 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,439 N-NO. 113 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,740 I MEAN... 114 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,709 WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED-- 115 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,810 NOW, THERE IS... 116 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,877 THERE IS NO NEED TO LIE. 117 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,847 I WILL FIX THIS. 118 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,782 WHEN ONE BEGINS A RELATIONSHIP, 119 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,518 YOU MUST START WITH A CLEAN SLATE 120 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:13,421 AND BE COMPLETELY HONEST, 121 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,555 WHICH IS WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW, RIGHT? 122 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,856 JENNY, YOU JUST BETTER-- 123 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,991 NIKKI STEVENS WAS A TEST? 124 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:19,360 NO, THAT... 125 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,193 DYLAN, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 126 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,432 DO YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WASN'T REALLY-- 127 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,601 IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA. 128 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,538 NO, DYLAN... 129 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,606 I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 130 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,809 SURPRISE! 131 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,911 HAPPY... 132 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:41,549 BABY SHOWER DAY... 133 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:44,485 [**] 134 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:50,524 * GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES * 135 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:57,531 * CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES * 136 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:03,471 * WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE * 137 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:10,544 * THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 138 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,520 * TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING * 139 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,054 * FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING * 140 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,690 * WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING * 141 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,392 * KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING 142 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,494 * THIS IS THE WAY... 143 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,763 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 144 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:35,369 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE 145 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:41,409 * AND LOVE 146 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,744 OKAY, HERE'S YOUR GOLDEN TICKET, 147 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,846 AND HERE IS YOUR HAT, 148 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,115 AND HERE IS A BALLOON. 149 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,885 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MILK AND COOKIES? 150 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:52,853 OKAY. 151 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,388 OH, HEY, I'M JAMIE. 152 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,122 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, MAX. 153 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,424 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 154 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,426 HEY, I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 155 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,461 SHE'S THE ONLY NON-FRIEND HERE... 156 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,702 SHE'S JUST SO INAPPROPRIATE... 157 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,440 SHE'S GONE. 158 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,543 SORRY. 159 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,910 OH, MY GOD... 160 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,812 HELENA, HELENA, HELENA, I'M SO SORRY, I TRULY AM. 161 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,014 CALL HER. TRY-TRY TO CALL HER. 162 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,416 TRY TO CALL HER. 163 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,418 OH, HEY, HI! HOW ARE YOU DOING? 164 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,919 WELCOME TO THE HOUSE. 165 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,087 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU... 166 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,756 OH, NO, WE HAD A GREAT TIME 167 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,424 WHEN WE WERE DANCING... 168 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,092 I CANNOT BELIEVE JENNY SAID THAT. 169 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,427 WHAT CAN'T YOU BELIEVE? 170 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,562 WE SHOULD JUST GRAB SHANE 171 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,129 AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 172 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,565 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO BE 173 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,099 SO MALICIOUS. 174 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,133 OH YEAH, NO, NO, NO, 175 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,435 JENNY'S NOT MALICIOUS. 176 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,636 NO, NOT AT ALL. 177 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,939 JUST COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY EVIL. 178 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,476 OKAY, FINE, SHE'S MALICIOUS. 179 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,112 OH, NO! 180 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,781 I WAS SURE THAT I HAD IT RIGHT. 181 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,916 BUT I THINK THAT, LOOK, MINE IS JUST AS SHORT, 182 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,984 SO I ALREADY LOSE. 183 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,852 OURS IS SHORTER. 184 00:06:58,886 --> 00:06:59,987 YEAH, OURS IS SHORTER. 185 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,955 YES, IT IS. 186 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,792 NO... OKAY, YOU'RE NEXT, SHANE. 187 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:08,829 I'M SORRY, MAX. 188 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,699 COME ON... 189 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,166 ALL RIGHT... 190 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,604 [GASPS] YAY! 191 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:17,805 EVERYONE, SHANE'S THE WINNER! 192 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,508 I WONDER WHY SHE WON. 193 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,242 OKAY, SO... 194 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:26,146 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER GAME. 195 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,715 DO ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS? 196 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,017 CHOCOLATE IN A DIAPER. 197 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,151 OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU'RE RIGHT! 198 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,786 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE OTHER GAME WAS. 199 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,054 OKAY... 200 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,856 YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATE 201 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:36,924 THE SHIT IS. 202 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,959 [LAUGHING] 203 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:39,993 THAT'S SO DISGUSTING! 204 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,061 THAT'S GROSS! 205 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,162 WHAT IS THIS? 206 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,597 IS THIS ONE OF THE CHOCOLATE BARS 207 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:44,632 THAT YOU MADE? 208 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,199 AGAIN WITH THE SMELLING... 209 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:47,901 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR NOSE SO CLOSE TO IT? 210 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,537 NO, IT'S... 211 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,038 IT'S A SKOR BAR! 212 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,105 YOU'RE RIGHT, TINA. 213 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,107 YOU KNOW YOUR SHIT, SO TO SPEAK. 214 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,609 GOOD JOB, BABE. 215 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,144 YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS. 216 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,547 SHE ALWAYS WINS THIS AT EVERY SHOWER. 217 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,814 THANK YOU. 218 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,583 WOULD YOU LIKE IT, MISS GRUMPY PANTS? 219 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,552 FUCK OFF, JENNY. 220 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,753 HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HAVING? 221 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,555 NO, NOT YET. 222 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,523 YOU DIDN'T SEE IN THE ULTRASOUND? 223 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,592 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW? 224 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,694 I GUESS IF TOM WERE HERE, IT'D MAYBE BE EASIER. 225 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,128 OH, FUCK TOM. 226 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,564 I'D BE MORE READY FOR ALL THIS THEN. 227 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,565 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAX, I'M SORRY, 228 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,732 BUT WHAT AN ASSHOLE. 229 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,534 HE'S NOT AN ASSHOLE. HE JUST GOT SCARED-- 230 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,135 HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HIM? 231 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,205 NO. 232 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,207 HE CHANGED BOTH HIS NUMBERS. 233 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,709 [THEY ALL ERUPT]: OH, THAT'S AN ASSHOLE... 234 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,611 OH, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. SERIOUSLY. 235 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,745 SO WRONG... 236 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,046 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAX? 237 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,582 DON'T BE SCARED. REALLY. 238 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,116 I MEAN, DON'T. 239 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,250 I MEAN, WHEN THE BABY'S BORN, 240 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,952 AND YOU HOLD THAT BABY IN YOUR ARMS, 241 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,088 YOU'RE GOING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. 242 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,222 I PROMISE YOU. 243 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,258 OKAY. 244 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,260 [COUGHING] 245 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,032 IT'S REALLY COOL TO FINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU. 246 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,601 ALICE TALKS ABOUT YOU A LOT. 247 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,603 REALLY? 248 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,004 THAT'S NICE TO HEAR. 249 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,006 SHE SEEMS KIND OF OVER ME THESE DAYS. 250 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,941 OH, YEAH. 251 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,643 WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE MAD AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, 252 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,845 SO I THINK SHE PROBABLY HATES YOU, TOO. 253 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,748 ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? 254 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,116 [LAUGHING] NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 255 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,751 SHE THINKS OF YOU AS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 256 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,052 SHE, LIKE... 257 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,254 YEAH, SHE ADMIRES YOU, AND... 258 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,057 THAT'S SWEET. 259 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,325 I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 260 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,893 I MEAN THAT. IT'S NICE TO HEAR 261 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,128 I HAVEN'T... THAT'S... 262 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,095 THANK YOU, 263 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,296 THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY SWEET COMPLIMENT. 264 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,598 DO YOU WANT MORE? 265 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:25,899 THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 266 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,167 I HADN'T SMOKED THAT IN A LONG TIME. 267 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,168 DO YOU WANT MORE? 268 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,169 [COUGHING EMPHATICALLY] 269 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,171 MAYBE ONE MORE HIT. 270 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,606 SORRY. HI. 271 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,641 HEY. 272 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,908 HEY. 273 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,143 I JUST... I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 274 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,645 THAT IT'S YOUR TURN FOR THE GAME, SO... 275 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,648 AND ALSO, 276 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,717 I DON'T MEAN TO BE, LIKE, A NARC, BUT THE, UH... 277 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,120 THE-THE POT'S JUST DRIFTING IN, AND MAX IS GETTING... 278 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,222 UM... 279 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,091 UM... 280 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,392 [CLEARS THROAT] 281 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,195 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO PLAY THE GAME. 282 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,864 OKAY, BYE. 283 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,269 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 284 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,771 DO WHAT? 285 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,773 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DO WHAT?" 286 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,140 I WAS TALKING TO HER. 287 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:10,043 NO, COME ON, YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH HER. 288 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:13,981 OKAY, WELL... 289 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,282 MAYBE I WAS. 290 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,150 YEAH, SO WHAT IF YOU WERE? 291 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,185 I DON'T CARE. 292 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,452 REALLY? 293 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,122 I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE GIVING ME A WEIRD LOOK OVER THERE, THOUGH. 294 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,425 BECAUSE I WAS JUST COMING TO TELL YOU 295 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,027 THAT IT WAS YOUR TURN. 296 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,930 OKAY. 297 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,299 GUESS WHAT? 298 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,400 WHAT? 299 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,435 I GOT YOU A PRESENT. 300 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,870 I'VE MADE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 301 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,138 WHAT IS IT? 302 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,272 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 303 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,408 WHEN AM I GOING TO FIND OUT? 304 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,913 LET'S PLAY THE GAME. 305 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,150 WHY ARE YOU... WHAT'S WRONG? 306 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,922 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 307 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,959 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 308 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,993 ...AND THAT PERSON WOULD BE? 309 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,161 IT WOULD-- WELL-- 310 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,897 IT'S PRESENT-CAKE TIME, MOM-DAD. 311 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,132 YAY... 312 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,399 BE CAREFUL OF THE KNIFE, PLEASE. 313 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,201 I DON'T WANT IT FALLING, AND... 314 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,436 OH, LOOK AT THE CAKE! 315 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,004 LOOK AT THAT CAKE... 316 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,806 OH, KIT, I'M SO SORRY. 317 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,041 HAPPY BABY, MAX. 318 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,175 WOW, IT'S REALLY BIG. 319 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,777 DO YOU WANT TO CUT THE CAKE? 320 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,445 YEAH, I'M NOT SO GOOD AT IT. MAYBE YOU WANT TO? 321 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,446 I CAN CUT IT. 322 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,480 WOULD YOU MIND? 323 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,782 HERE'S KIT'S PRESENT. 324 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:22,850 YEAH, OPEN THE PRESENT. 325 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,785 YEAH, IT'S RIGHT... 326 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,319 DO YOU HAVE IT? 327 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,056 IT'S RIGHT HERE. DON'T WORRY. 328 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,457 YOU HAVE TO HOLD IT UP, MAX, 329 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,325 SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT IT IS. 330 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,228 OH, IT'S LITTLE BABY T-SHIRTS. 331 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:38,398 [OOHING AND AAHING] 332 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:44,237 OH, LOOK, THERE'S A LITTLE PUNK ROCK BABY. 333 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,842 OH, THERE IT IS. 334 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,143 AND HERE IS OUR PRESENT. 335 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,178 THAT'S FANCY. 336 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,279 TAH-DAH! 337 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,881 WOW, A STROLLER. 338 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,048 BUT YOU SEE... 339 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,984 [TOGETHER]: IT'S MORE THAN A STROLLER! 340 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,251 YOU CAN LIFT THIS LITTLE PART UP, 341 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,419 AND IT'S A CAR SEAT... 342 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,921 OH, WOW! 343 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,189 AND THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE HANDLE, 344 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,924 IT'S ALSO A CRADLE. 345 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,158 YOU CAN TURN IT THIS WAY 346 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,796 SO YOU CAN DRINK YOUR COFFEE FROM HERE... 347 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,131 DOES IT DO THE DISHES? 348 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,266 NO, JUST YOUR TAXES, 349 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,467 AND THEN THERE ARE TWO LITTLE THINGS HERE. 350 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,403 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COFFEE AND A BOTTLE. 351 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,005 THERE'S ALSO INSTRUCTIONS 352 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,907 DOWN HERE. 353 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,074 IT'S REALLY LIGHT. 354 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,175 IT ALSO COMES WITH A DVD. 355 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,243 IT'S ABOUT AN HOUR LONG, 356 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,477 SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS... 357 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,179 BETTE HAS READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL 358 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,414 FROM COVER TO COVER, 359 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,050 SO ANY QUESTIONS, TALK TO BETTE. 360 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,051 THANKS. 361 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,452 I APPRECIATE IT. 362 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,954 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT. 363 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,156 I GUESS I AM GOING TO NEED A STROLLER, HUH? 364 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,558 MAX, DO YOU HAVE-- DO YOU HAVE A BIRTH PLAN? 365 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,793 NO, NOT YET. 366 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:43,063 OH, MY GOD, OUR BIRTH PLAN, IT WENT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. 367 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,298 I MEAN, I WAS GOING TO DO A HOME BIRTH 368 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,000 IN THE TUB WITH THE MIDWIFE, 369 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,168 AND WE ENDED UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM 370 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,202 HAVING A C-SECTION. 371 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,403 OPEN THE PRESENT. 372 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,571 STILL, I THINK IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN. 373 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,006 DON'T YOU? 374 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,274 NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE A PLAN-- 375 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,876 I DON'T BLAME YOU WHEN THEY HAVE A C-SECTION, 376 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:56,944 BECAUSE EITHER, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL TORN, 377 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,178 OR YOU HAVE AN EPISIOTOMY. 378 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,212 WHAT'S THAT? 379 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,280 IT'S WHEN THE BABY'S HEAD IS TOO BIG 380 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,349 TO GO THROUGH THE VAGINA, 381 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,917 AND THEY HAVE TO, UM, CUT IT. 382 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,485 JUST CUT IT WITH SCISSORS. 383 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,988 OH! YOU GUYS... 384 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,156 IT'S JUST THE PERINEUM, AND-AND... 385 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,223 REALLY! 386 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,358 THEY NUMB IT. 387 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,392 OKAY, OPEN THE PRESENT. 388 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,426 I MEAN, IT'S BETTER 389 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,195 TO ACTUALLY HAVE AN EPISIOTOMY 390 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,065 THAN TO HAVE IT RIP, BECAUSE IF IT RIPS-- 391 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,232 OPEN THE PRESENT. 392 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,533 AND THEN IT'S HARDER TO SEW UP, 393 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,568 BUT IF YOU CUT IT, IT'S JUST, LIKE, A CLEAN-- 394 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,270 OPEN THE PRESENT! 395 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,538 CAN WE JUST LOOK AT SWEET BABY CLOTHES AND STUFF? 396 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,874 HEY, IT'S A PRESENT IN YOUR LAP! 397 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:27,875 LOOK AT THAT. 398 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,476 OPEN UP. 399 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,480 [CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 400 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,453 WHAT IS THIS? 401 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,622 THAT'S A... IT'S A BREAST PUMP. 402 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,291 CAN I JUST SHOW YOU? 403 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,860 YOU ATTACH IT TO YOUR BREASTS, 404 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,095 WHILE YOU'RE LACTATING, 405 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,462 AND THEN YOU... THE MILK GOES IN HERE, 406 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,299 AND YOU CAN FEED THE BABY THE MILK. 407 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,935 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO BREASTFEED. 408 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,036 NO, MAX, YOU- 409 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,204 YOU DO WANT TO BREASTFEED. 410 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,906 I MEAN, IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR THE BABY, 411 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,307 ALL THE DOCTOR'S SAY SO, 412 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,875 AND IT'S A WONDERFUL BONDING EXPERIENCE. 413 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,044 I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME WITH ANGIE. 414 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,212 YOU KNOW, I-I UNDERSTAND 415 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,446 THAT YOU IDENTIFY AS A MAN, 416 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,048 BUT I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT, 417 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,249 AS A PARENT, 418 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,151 THAT YOU CAN'T BE SELFISH FOR THE CHILD. 419 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,987 SHE'S-SHE'S GIVING LIFE LESSONS NOW. 420 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,057 IT'S MY OWN FUCKING CHOICE IF I BREASTFEED OR NOT. OKAY? 421 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,927 JENNY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BRINGING UP KIDS, FAMILY? 422 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,529 IT'S TIME FOR, YOU KNOW... SOMEONE, GIVE A SPEECH. 423 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,097 I'LL MAKE A SPEECH. 424 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,565 [APPLAUDING IN AGREEMENT] YES, ALICE, PLEASE! 425 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,335 SPEECH! 426 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,636 OKAY, MAX, HUH? 427 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,939 BIG DAY, HUH? 428 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,973 YEAH. 429 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,207 PHEW! 430 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,242 YEAH... 431 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,044 LISTEN, YOU, MISTER, 432 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,578 HAVE HAD THE UNUSUAL BENEFIT 433 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,181 OF KNOWING WHAT BOTH SEXES GO THROUGH, 434 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,215 AND HOW THEY LOVE, 435 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,383 AND ALL THOSE KINDS OF THINGS, 436 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,551 AND BECAUSE OF THAT, 437 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,120 YOU ARE GOING TO BE A VERY CARING 438 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,421 AND VERY FANTASTIC FATHER, OKAY? 439 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,923 SO DON'T YOU... 440 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,091 AND THIS WORLD, MAX, 441 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,325 IT CAN BE HARSH, WE KNOW. 442 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,594 YOU KNOW, MORE THAN ANY OF US, 443 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,229 ABOUT THAT, BUT THAT'S... 444 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,664 THAT'S GIVEN YOU KNOWLEDGE, YOU KNOW, 445 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,933 AND KNOWLEDGE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU STRENGTH, 446 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,402 AND, YOU KNOW, STRENGTH IS GOING TO... 447 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,536 IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN IMPART 448 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,405 TO YOUR CHILD, YOU KNOW? 449 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,140 IT'S GOING TO HELP THE TWO OF YOU 450 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,441 ON THIS JOURNEY 451 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,610 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE TOGETHER. 452 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,312 SURE, IT'S... 453 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,047 IT'S GREAT TO HAVE TWO PARENTS. 454 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,349 LIKE, HELLO, THESE TWO. 455 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,418 EXHIBIT "A," TWO ADORING PARENTS, 456 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,053 BUT LISTEN TO THIS, MAX, 457 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,190 YOU BEING ALONE IS BETTER 458 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,357 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH 459 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,658 ALL THAT BULLSHIT, YOU KNOW, 460 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,427 OF, LIKE, FIGURING IT ALL OUT 461 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,495 WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 462 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,963 LIKE, "LET'S CIRCUMCISE," 463 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,365 OR "NO, WE CAN'T CIRCUMCISE," YOU KNOW... 464 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,500 "LET HIM STAY UP LATE," 465 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,002 AND, "I WANT HIM TO GO TO BED." 466 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,503 YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE, MUCH BETTER. 467 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,537 IT'S JUST YOU. 468 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,006 YOU AND THE KID, HUH? 469 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,473 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 470 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,242 DOING WHAT SHE ALWAYS DOES. 471 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,410 WATCH HER, SHE'S ON A ROLL. 472 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,512 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, IT'S ALL YOU. 473 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,980 SO, MAX, LISTEN, TO YOU. 474 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,148 EVERYBODY, CHEERS. 475 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,617 IT'S AMAZING THAT YOU'RE BRINGING A LIFE 476 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,252 INTO THIS WORLD, 477 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,520 AND I CAN ONLY HOPE, REALLY, 478 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,222 THAT THIS CHILD, YOU KNOW, 479 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,523 WILL TURN OUT TO BE SOMEONE 480 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,258 WHO HAS VALUES, 481 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,127 WHO KNOWS THE REAL MEANING OF HONESTY, 482 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,262 THE REAL MEANING OF TRUST, 483 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,331 AND REAL FRIENDSHIP, YOU KNOW. 484 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,665 SOMEONE WHO WOULD STAND UP TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND 485 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,600 WHEN THEY KNOW SHE'S WRONG. 486 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,069 I CAN ONLY HOPE-- WE CAN ALL ONLY HOPE-- 487 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,105 THAT THIS CHILD WILL NOT GROW UP TO BE A THIEF, 488 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:15,408 SOMEONE WHO WOULD STEAL PEOPLE'S IDEAS, 489 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,345 AND LIVES, AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 490 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,047 SO I PRAY, MAX, FOR YOUR CHILD, 491 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,714 THAT THEY WON'T GROW UP TO BE MALICIOUS, 492 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,083 AND MANIPULATIVE, AND FUCKED UP. 493 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,118 YEAH! HEAR, HEAR! 494 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,119 RIGHT? 495 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,221 TO MAX! 496 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:31,258 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! 497 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,659 IT'S TO MAX-- 498 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,161 ARE YOU OKAY? 499 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,264 IS SHE THROWING UP? 500 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,132 YOU OKAY? WHOA... 501 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,233 SHE'S GOING TO THROW UP ON MY... 502 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,234 WHOA... 503 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,702 UH-OH. 504 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,471 I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS, OKAY? 505 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,373 I HAVE TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 506 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,442 DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD ADOPT MY KID? 507 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,510 MAX, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 508 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,778 YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 509 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,213 WE ARE ALREADY ADOPTING ANOTHER BABY. 510 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,281 YOU'RE JUST VERY EMOTIONAL. 511 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,315 I KNOW, BUT, I JUST... 512 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,383 YOU GUYS, 513 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,217 I THINK HE'S HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. 514 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,485 [ALL FRETTING AND TALKING AT ONCE] 515 00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,519 LISTEN, I HAVE SOME EXTRA DIAZEPAM. 516 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,521 GIVE HER AIR. GIVE HER AIR. 517 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,655 XANAX! 518 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,756 I CAN'T BREATHE... 519 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,791 IN OUR ROOM. 520 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,792 OKAY, I CAN'T BREATHE. 521 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,760 NO, BREATHE MORE SLOWLY. LET'S TAKE THIS OFF. 522 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,098 WOULD YOU GET THE LEXIPRO? 523 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,765 WHERE'S MY PURSE? 524 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,067 GO GET THE VALIUM! 525 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,236 GET THIS SHIT OFF ME. 526 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,604 SOMEBODY SHOULD CALL 911, CALL 911. 527 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,340 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 528 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,774 I CAN'T DO IT, YOU GUYS. 529 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,176 I'M SCARED! 530 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,377 I HAVE SOME LEXIPRO IN MY PURSE. 531 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,246 OKAY, PEOPLE! 532 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,780 PEOPLE, SHE'S PREGNANT! 533 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,649 YOU CAN'T GIVE A PREGNANT LADY DRUGS. 534 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,352 HE. 535 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,820 HE'S PREGNANT. 536 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,788 HE'S PREGNANT, OKAY? 537 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,190 HE IS PREGNANT. I'M SORRY. 538 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,092 HE'S PREGNANT. 539 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,094 SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 540 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,362 I'M SORRY. 541 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,231 I THINK WE SHOULD GET ON THE PHONE WITH 911. 542 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,498 IT'S CRAZY, I CAN'T BREATHE. 543 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,666 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! 544 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,924 SO THE BIRTH MOTHER KNOWS YOU'RE LESBIANS? 545 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,393 YES, WE WERE VERY CLEAR WITH MARCI. 546 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,527 SHE'S TOTALLY COMFORTABLE. 547 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,795 EXCEPT FOR HER STEPFATHER 548 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,629 AND HER MOTHER. 549 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,164 AH, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY THINK. 550 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,499 THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS HERE. 551 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,533 YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE 552 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,368 THAT MARCI'S COMMITTED TO SEEING THIS THROUGH. 553 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,304 WELL, SHE ASSURED US THAT WE'RE HER FIRST CHOICE. 554 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,239 AND SHE REALLY DOESN'T LIKE 555 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,540 THE OTHER POTENTIAL ADOPTIVE PARENTS. 556 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,941 WELL, EXCELLENT. 557 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,610 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE. 558 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,378 I LOOK FORWARD TO WELCOMING THE NEW ADDITION 559 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,280 TO THE PORTER-KENNARD FAMILY. 560 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,783 SO... 561 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,519 YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS, RIGHT? 562 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,621 [CHUCKLING] 563 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,788 [SIGHS WITH SATISFACTION] 564 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,890 PHYLLIS ACCEPTED. 565 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,892 CONGRATULATIONS. 566 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:20,760 HOT DAMN! 567 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,595 WE HAVEN'T SET A DATE YET. 568 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,731 WE'RE WAITING ON GAVIN'S AVAILABILITY. 569 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,500 GAVIN NEWSON, THE MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO? 570 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,635 HE'S OFFICIATING. 571 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:30,870 GREAT. 572 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,705 WOW, MAYOR. 573 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,841 WELL, I THINK WE HAVE 574 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,809 ONE MORE TRIP TO NEVADA, RIGHT, 575 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,378 AND IT'S JUST TO TAKE MARCI 576 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,979 TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE, 577 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,981 BUT, OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S VERY ROUTINE. 578 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,251 SHE'S FROM NEVADA? 579 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,785 YEAH. WHY? 580 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,987 WELL, NEVADA'S PROBLEMATIC. 581 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,990 IT'S ONE OF THE FEW STATES 582 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,227 THAT DOESN'T ALLOW GAY COUPLES TO ADOPT. 583 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,595 WAIT, BUT MARCI CHOSE US. 584 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,264 DOESN'T MATTER. THE STATE WON'T ALLOW IT. 585 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,265 AH-HAH... 586 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,233 THIS IS CRAZY. 587 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,468 THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 588 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,603 YOU COULD ADOPT AS A SINGLE PARENT. 589 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,438 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 590 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,606 AT THE HOSPITAL IN NEVADA, 591 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,807 ONE OF YOU PRESENTS AS A SINGLE PARENT 592 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,242 AND ADOPTS THE CHILD. 593 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,510 THEN, ONCE YOU'RE BACK IN CALIFORNIA, 594 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,279 YOU DO THE SECOND PARENT ADOPTION, 595 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,346 JUST LIKE YOU DID WITH ANGELICA. 596 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,347 FINE. 597 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,348 NO. 598 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,349 LET'S DO IT. 599 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,183 NO, THERE'S NO WAY. 600 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,451 WE CAN'T START THIS WHOLE THING OUT 601 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,719 WITH A LIE. 602 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:20,953 WE CANNOT LIE ABOUT WHO WE ARE, 603 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,789 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO OUR FAMILY. 604 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,856 WE CAN'T DO THAT TO ANGELICA, 605 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,594 OR TO OUR POTENTIALLY NEW SON. 606 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,928 WE JUST CAN'T. 607 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,797 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT... 608 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,900 NO, JOYCE. 609 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,537 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TAKE THAT POSITION. 610 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,472 THERE IS ONE OTHER THING THAT YOU CAN DO, 611 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,774 BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU'D WANT TO. 612 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,875 WHAT IS IT? 613 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,344 YOU COULD HAVE THE BIRTH MOTHER 614 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,878 COME LIVE WITH YOU IN LOS ANGELES. 615 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,014 ARRANGE FOR HER TO HAVE THE BABY HERE. 616 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,649 IF SHE GIVES BIRTH IN CALIFORNIA, 617 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,018 THE NEVADA LAW HAS NO JURISDICTION. 618 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,525 [ALL LAUGHING AND TALKING AT ONCE] 619 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,327 WHY IS YOUR KEY RING SO SWEATY? 620 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,662 BECAUSE YOU KILLED ME. 621 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,298 GUYS, I'M NEVER, EVER, EVER DOING THAT AGAIN. 622 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,132 YOU KNOW, 623 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,400 THAT'S GOING TO BE REALLY SORE TOMORROW 624 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,401 AND THE NEXT DAY. 625 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,436 I'M SORE NOW. 626 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,537 THE QUADS. 627 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,771 YOUR QUADS ARE GOING TO BE KILLING YOU. 628 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,540 IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH. IT WAS GOOD. 629 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,908 OH, PLEASE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SO TIRED FOR? 630 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,944 YOU DID, LIKE, TWO JUMPING JACKS! 631 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,646 DON'T START WITH ME WHEN I DID THE WHOLE THING. 632 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,747 OH, REALLY? 633 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,948 I TOOK A COUPLE OF BREAKS. 634 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,883 A COUPLE? MEANING 10? 635 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:24,984 YOU DID GREAT. I WAS SURPRISED. 636 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,085 REALLY? 637 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,420 YOU DID, LIKE, 15 OF THOSE. 638 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,721 YOU WERE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. 639 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,022 YOU COULD HAVE EASILY MADE THE SQUAD, SERIOUSLY. 640 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,924 OHM GOD, NO, I'M SO OUT OF SHAPE. 641 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,561 WHAT? ARE YOU ON CRACK? 642 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,795 OH, MY GOD... 643 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,929 REALLY? LOOK AT YOU. 644 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,097 YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY OUT OF SHAPE. 645 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,466 [SCOFFING] SHUT UP. 646 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,634 I'LL SHOW YOU OUT OF SHAPE. 647 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,803 [ALL LAUGHING] 648 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,705 OH... 649 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,407 OKAY, YOU GUYS, 650 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,941 I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND TAKE A SHOWER, 651 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,076 AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE RESTAURANT. 652 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,110 OH, MY GOD, NO. 653 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,445 THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER. 654 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,880 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOWER HERE? 655 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,015 YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES, 656 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,084 AND I'M ALL... I'M REALLY, UGH. 657 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,552 I COULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WEAR. 658 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,853 I MEAN, WE'RE LIKE THE SAME SIZE, RIGHT, BUT... 659 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,021 I MEAN, YOU'RE A LITTLE SMALLER. 660 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,590 NO, WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE-- 661 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,858 BUT I HAVE SOMETHING THAT'LL FIT YOU, I'M SURE. 662 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:06,959 YOU SURE? 663 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,561 YOU REMEMBER WHERE IT IS? 664 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,597 YES. 665 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,371 [CHUCKLES] 666 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,411 HEY. 667 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,945 UM, SORRY. 668 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,814 UM, I THINK THESE ARE... THESE'LL FIT. 669 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,848 YEAH, THESE ARE PERFECT, THANKS. 670 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,916 YEAH? 671 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,785 OKAY, SORRY. 672 00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,846 HEY. 673 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,581 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 674 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,582 [WHISPERING]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 675 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,650 WHAT? 676 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,818 BUT SHE'S IN THE OTHER ROOM. 677 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:06,953 SHH! 678 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,156 ARE YOU SERIOUS, RIGHT NOW? 679 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:31,478 [WHISPERING]: THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 680 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,551 [MOANING SOFTLY] 681 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,719 SHH! SHH! 682 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:40,853 [GIGGLING] 683 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:41,988 WHAT IF SHE HEARS YOU? 684 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,122 SHUT UP! 685 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,128 [MUFFLED MOANS FROM OTHER ROOM] 686 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,138 [WHISPERING]: SHE'S COMING. 687 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,873 NO, DON'T STOP. 688 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,742 I GOTTA STOP. 689 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,111 NO, DON'T STOP, NOT YET. 690 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,980 [MUFFLED MOANS] 691 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,998 SHH! SHH! 692 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,568 DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP... 693 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,842 OH, MY GOD... 694 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,243 [GASPING] 695 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,078 FUCK... 696 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,614 SHH... 697 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,950 [MUFFLED WHISPERING AND GIGGLING] 698 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,719 [WHISPERING]: THAT WAS CRAZY. 699 00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,755 OH, THAT WAS A REALLY NICE SHOWER! 700 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:57,764 HEY, ARE YOU DONE? 701 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,599 YEAH. IT'S ALL YOURS. 702 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,567 I'M GOING TO JUMP IN. 703 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,701 GREAT. 704 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,539 HEY. 705 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,841 HEY... 706 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:09,876 WAS IT GOOD? 707 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:10,877 MM, YEAH. 708 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:14,647 GREAT. 709 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,849 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO SHOWER WITH HER. 710 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:17,884 THAT COOL? 711 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,985 YEAH, GO FOR IT. 712 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,853 I'LL ENTERTAIN MYSELF. 713 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,198 WELL, MARCI SEEMED PRETTY UP FOR IT. 714 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,666 YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 715 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,935 WHO'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS? 716 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,604 I JUST... IT'S STRANGE TO ME. 717 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:38,605 I GUESS THEY'RE GOING TO STAY 718 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:39,672 WITH HER PARENTS, RIGHT? 719 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:40,773 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT, 720 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:41,874 I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE CAR. 721 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:42,942 DOES SHE NEED A CAR? 722 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:43,910 I DON'T KNOW. 723 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,111 ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE HER EVERYWHERE? 724 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,345 THAT'S HARD. 725 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,179 WELL, I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DRIVE HER. 726 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,748 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO DRIVE HER? 727 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,917 WHAT IF THE HOUSE ISN'T DONE? 728 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,752 [SAW DRONING] 729 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,588 WEEZIE, HOW ARE WE COMING? 730 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:56,756 GOOD NEWS, LADIES. 731 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,625 WE'RE ONLY THREE MONTHS BEHIND SCHEDULE. 732 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:01,661 [GIVES A LONG, GOOFY LAUGH] 733 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:04,130 AH, JUST A LITTLE CONTRACTOR HUMOR THERE. 734 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:07,667 [LAUGHS] 735 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,270 ACTUALLY, WE'RE AHEAD OF THE GAME, LADIES. 736 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,139 I GUESS MY GUYS DO MORE 737 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,174 THAN JUST LOOK GOOD, HUH? 738 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:16,609 [SMACKS BUTT GIVES ANOTHER GOOFY LAUGH] 739 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:19,612 ACTUALLY, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS UP 740 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:20,780 THAT WE'RE EXPECTING A HOUSEGUEST 741 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,148 FOR ABOUT A MONTH OR SO. 742 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,783 SO IT IS CRITICAL THAT-- 743 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,618 OH, SO I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOME MASSAGING OF THE BOYS, 744 00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,386 THAT OUGHTTA GET THEM TO PUT IN SOME EXTRA HOURS. 745 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,690 AH, JUST ONE OF THE PERKS OF THE JOB, I GUESS. 746 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,058 [LAUGHS] 747 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,127 CAN I... UM, WEEZIE? 748 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,664 ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 749 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:38,998 ABOUT THE MASTER BATH. 750 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:39,598 THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A WRAP-AROUND DECK. 751 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,634 OH, YEAH, CHANGED THAT. 752 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:42,735 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, 753 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,203 BUT DON'T WORRY, 754 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,172 I TALKED TO THE ARCHITECT. 755 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,273 HE'S A HANDSOME FELLOW, HUH? 756 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,642 I WOULDN'T KICK HIM OUT OF BED FOR LEAVING CRUMBS. 757 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,310 [LAUGHING] 758 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:55,648 OKAY, I AM SO CONFUSED. 759 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:56,783 ARE YOU CONFUSED? 760 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,217 OH, I'M VERY CONFUSED. 761 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,019 [WHISPERING]: SHE'S A DYKE, RIGHT? 762 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,721 I DON'T KNOW. 763 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:04,256 SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S A DYKE. 764 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,158 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A YIKES. 765 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,393 YIKES! 766 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:10,262 "HE'S A HANDSOME FELLA!" 767 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,397 [IMITATES HER GOOFY LAUGH] 768 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,431 [BOTH SMOTHERING LAUGHTER] 769 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,432 SHIT... 770 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,767 THAT'S MEAN. THAT'S MEAN. 771 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:15,902 SHE'S DOING A GOOD JOB. 772 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:17,036 SHE'S AWESOME. 773 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,209 OKAY. 774 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,046 ALL RIGHT. 775 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:28,414 WHAT IS IT? 776 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,182 THIS IS THE SURPRISE... 777 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,317 OH, REALLY? 778 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,418 THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 779 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,853 YEAH. 780 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,822 TAH-DAH! 781 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,957 THIS IS YOUR OWN PHOTOGRAPHY STUDIO. 782 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,325 CATCH. 783 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,160 YOUR KEYS. 784 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,729 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE THEM WITH ANYBODY. 785 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:45,297 LOOK AT THIS HERE, LOOK. 786 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,332 LOOK, NATURAL LIGHT. 787 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,767 YOU GET ALL NATURAL LIGHT. 788 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,137 THIS HERE IS YOUR SEAMLESS 789 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,238 FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO DO 790 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:53,439 YOUR BEAUTIFUL PORTRAITURE, 791 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:54,440 AND LOOK AT THIS, 792 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:55,875 WHITE WALLS. 793 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,176 LOOK, WHITE SPACE, WHITE SPACE. 794 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,377 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S FOR? 795 00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,779 THAT'S FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE 796 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:00,980 YOUR OWN PHOTOGRAPHY SHOWS. 797 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,414 SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO ASK ANYBODY FOR A FAVOR 798 00:28:02,448 --> 00:28:04,216 EVER AGAIN. 799 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,785 THESE ARE YOUR TRIPODS RIGHT HERE. 800 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,019 THESE ARE YOUR STROBES RIGHT HERE. 801 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:10,356 THIS IS YOUR BOUNCE 802 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,892 FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO DO THE FASHION PHOTOGRAPHY. 803 00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:16,829 OKAY, AND... 804 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:20,199 THIS IS THE DARKROOM. 805 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,200 JEN... 806 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,334 WHAT-WHAT DO YOU THINK? 807 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,435 IS IT... 808 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:28,074 I DON'T KNOW, IS THIS GOING TO BE OKAY? 809 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,876 I DON'T DESERVE THIS. 810 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,043 I DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS. 811 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,044 YEAH, YOU DO. 812 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:33,045 NO, I DON'T. 813 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,513 YES, YOU DO. 814 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,449 I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TAKING THAT MANY PICTURES, JEN. 815 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,351 WELL, YOU SHOULD, 816 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:43,055 BECAUSE YOU'RE TALENTED. 817 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:48,761 I JUST THINK THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN SPACE 818 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:52,164 SO YOU CAN WORK. 819 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:55,134 THANK YOU. 820 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,875 YOU'RE WELCOME. 821 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,546 HEY, T, YOUR CAR IS HERE! 822 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,215 I'M COMING! 823 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,083 I JUST... 824 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,452 DOESN'T IT FEEL CRAZY TO HAVE MARCI COME HERE? 825 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,921 I MEAN, IT'S EXCITING, BUT IT'S-- 826 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:15,922 YOU KNOW WHAT, 827 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,056 WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 828 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,157 I'M GOING TO STAY ON WEEZIE. 829 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,258 I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE 830 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,459 THAT THE ROOM IS READY, ALL RIGHT? 831 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,295 I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE GALLERY TOMORROW. 832 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,031 OKAY, IT'S JUST-- 833 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,098 IT'S JUST WHAT? 834 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,199 IT'S A CRAZY TIME, YOU KNOW. 835 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,400 YOU HAVE TO GO. 836 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,002 DON'T WORRY ABOUT MISSING THE OPENING. 837 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,170 THERE WILL BE MANY, MANY MORE. 838 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:32,338 I KNOW. 839 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,474 IT'S JUST NEVER GOING TO BE A FIRST. 840 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:37,076 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU JUST GO TO NEW YORK, 841 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,911 AND YOU GET THIS NEW MOVIE OFF THE GROUND, ALL RIGHT? 842 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:39,979 THAT'S YOUR JOB. 843 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,815 OKAY. 844 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,385 KISS ANGIE FOR ME. 845 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,553 EVERY NIGHT. 846 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,221 OKAY. 847 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,322 I LOVE YOU. 848 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,491 I LOVE YOU. 849 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:53,893 I.M. ME, OKAY? DON'T FORGET. 850 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,094 OKAY. 851 00:29:58,230 --> 00:29:59,398 YOU OKAY? 852 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:00,466 JESUS... 853 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:03,602 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? 854 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,137 YOU'RE PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME, WOMAN. 855 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,572 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DOWN. 856 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,007 OH, THANKS. 857 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,877 IS YOUR SISTER GOING TO NEW YORK? 858 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,111 MY SISTER, KIT? 859 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,412 I THOUGHT HER NAME WAS TINA. 860 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:14,546 TINA'S NOT MY SISTER. 861 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,615 TINA'S MY PARTNER. 862 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,184 SHE'S ANGELICA'S OTHER MOTHER. 863 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,451 WELL, YEAH, I GET THAT YOU'RE PARTNERS. 864 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,220 I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SISTERS. 865 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,621 NOPE. 866 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,356 IS SHE A WENTWORTH? 867 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:25,958 WHAT? 868 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,494 NO, SHE'S A KENNARD. 869 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,162 THEN WHY IS SHE GOING TO NEW YORK? 870 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,064 ISN'T SHE GOING TO BE AT YOUR OPENING TOMORROW? 871 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,099 SO I WON'T SEE HER THEN? 872 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,233 ARE YOU GOING TO THE OPENING? 873 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,401 YEAH. 874 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,636 I'M PUMPED. 875 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,006 I HEAR THAT ART OPENINGS ARE A GREAT PLACE 876 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,640 TO MEET THE FELLAS, 877 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,642 AND I AM LOOKING. 878 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,411 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 879 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,580 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 880 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,285 I'M JUST CONFUSED... 881 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,287 [**] 882 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:14,073 HEY, WHATCHA DOING? 883 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:15,207 OH, YOU KNOW. 884 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:16,242 MM-HMM. YES, YES, I SEE. 885 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:17,476 WOULD YOU GET HER SOME WATER? 886 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,477 I DON'T WANT A WATER. 887 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,545 I'M FINE. 888 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,448 NO, YOU'RE NOT FINE. YOU ARE A MESS. 889 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,217 YOU HAVE HAD WAY TOO MUCH TO DRINK HERE. 890 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,253 WE NEED TO GET HER HOME. 891 00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,455 COME ON. COME ON... 892 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:30,456 KIT, LISTEN, I'M FINE. 893 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:31,523 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME-- 894 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,925 YOU ARE NOT FINE. 895 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,393 JUST LET ME STAY HERE. 896 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,594 NO. 897 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,329 GET YOUR... YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER! 898 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:39,698 I KNOW I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER! 899 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,233 [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] 900 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,535 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, OKAY? 901 00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,218 SO WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 902 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,452 GOT IT FROM HER. 903 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:01,487 IT'S A PRESENT. 904 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,488 YOU LIKE IT? 905 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,622 I LOVE IT. 906 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:07,193 THIS THING WITH DYLAN, IT'S A DISASTER! 907 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,494 OH, SHE'LL GET OVER HER, GIRLFRIEND. 908 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:10,229 SHE'S GOT A GOOD THING HERE WITH YOU. 909 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,965 NO, NO, HELENA MESSED UP, OKAY, 910 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,500 AND I REALLY THINK 911 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,968 SHE NEEDS TO TRY TO FIX IT UP WITH DYLAN. 912 00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,203 THEY BELONG TOGETHER! 913 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,204 HELENA AND DYLAN? 914 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,505 BUT DON'T YOU LOVE HELENA? 915 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,107 YEAH, I LOVE HER. 916 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,508 YEAH. 917 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,143 THEN WHY ARE YOU PUSHING HER INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S ARMS? 918 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,477 YOU TWO, 919 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,213 YOU HAVE MORE THAN JUST A ROMANCE. 920 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:28,380 YOU'RE PARTNERS... 921 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:29,615 [LAUGHS IN DISBELIEF] 922 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,083 AND I THINK YOU'RE GOOD FOR EACH OTHER. 923 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,352 YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS A LESBIAN? 924 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,487 YEAH, UH-HUH, BABY, 925 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,024 WELL, YOU SEE, 926 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,092 MY BODY, 927 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:43,195 IT DOESN'T RESPOND TO ITS OWN KIND, YOU KNOW, 928 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,498 BUT, LIKE, THIS IS... 929 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,633 PHEW! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 930 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,135 RIGHT HERE. 931 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,736 YEAH... 932 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,339 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 933 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,074 LISTEN, LADY, YOU ARE OUT OF HERE-- 934 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,375 I GOT TO GO CHECK ON SOMETHING 935 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,511 BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL, OKAY? 936 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,687 I'LL MEET YOU HERE AT 8:00. 937 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,756 LOOK, DAGMAR, I WILL BE HERE AT 6:00 A.M., 938 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:11,690 IF YOU INSIST, 939 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,392 BUT YOU KNOW CHRIS IS GOING TO SCOOP YOU. 940 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,563 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SWING BY ON YOUR WAY? 941 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:20,532 I PROMISE, YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 942 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,667 OKAY, GREAT. 943 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,801 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU THEN. 944 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,136 BYE. 945 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:27,306 DAGMAR VAN ASSUM IS COMING, 946 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,276 AND SO IS CHRIS KNIGHT, FROM THE L.A. TIMES! 947 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:33,179 WENTWORTH-PORTER TAKE L.A., BABY. 948 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,380 CAN YOU COME DOWN? I'LL DO IT. 949 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,481 THANKS. 950 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,249 ANY CELEBS COMING? 951 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,417 JAMES, CAN YOU CHECK 952 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,585 IF WE HEARD BACK FROM NIKKI STEVENS? 953 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:41,520 I PUT IN ANOTHER CALL TO THE PUBLICIST. 954 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,055 I INVITED HER. SHE MIGHT COME. 955 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:45,524 I ALSO INVITED A WHOLE SLEW OF AGENTS FROM CAA. 956 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,692 OH, MY GOD, MY EX JUST TEXTED. 957 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,328 HE WANTS A DOUGAL GRAHAM. 958 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,396 HOW'S THAT? 959 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,497 LEFT. 960 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,332 ANY ONE IN PARTICULAR? 961 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,600 HE WANTS A FEMALE NUDE, OF COURSE. 962 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,402 WELL, I WOULDN'T BEGRUDGE HIM 963 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,669 LIKING A FEMALE NUDE. 964 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:01,140 NO, I WOULDN'T EITHER. 965 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,641 JUST AS LONG AS HE'S PAYING FULL PRICE. 966 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,111 OH, HE'S OVERPAYING, MY LOVE. 967 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:06,512 YES... 968 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,314 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 969 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:09,815 [GIGGLING] 970 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,183 OH! 971 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,651 HEY, T. 972 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,652 HOW'S IT GOING IN NEW YORK? 973 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,288 IT'S ACTUALLY GOING INCREDIBLY WELL. 974 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,190 NO ONE HERE SEEMS TO CARE 975 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:20,592 ABOUT THE MYSTERY OF THE STOLEN LEZ GIRLS NEGATIVE. 976 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:22,394 CAN YOU PUT THAT ON MY TABLE, PLEASE? 977 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,630 NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, GOSSIP. 978 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,532 THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIES. 979 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:27,533 IT'S AMAZING. 980 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,534 DON'T YOU LOVE NEW YORK? 981 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,402 I DO. 982 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,604 I'M STARTING TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 983 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:33,872 HOW'S THE SHOW? 984 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,342 THE GALLERY'S LOOKING GREAT. 985 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,476 I WISH YOU WERE HERE. 986 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:38,644 YEAH, ME TOO. 987 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:41,513 MY LUNCH TODAY IS WITH JANE ROSENTHAL. 988 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,649 SHE'S DI NIRO'S PARTNER AT TRIBECA. 989 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:44,883 NOW, THAT SOUNDS EXCITING. 990 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,852 YEAH, THE MEETING I HAD YESTERDAY, 991 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,487 IT ACTUALLY WENT BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. 992 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,422 BETTE, UM, 993 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:51,790 WE HAVE A SLIGHT EMERGENCY. 994 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:53,225 OH, SORRY, T. I GOT TO RUN. 995 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:54,326 MINOR ART CRISIS. 996 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,394 OH, YEAH. 997 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,662 OKAY, NO PROBLEM. 998 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:57,796 ACTUALLY, I SEE MY LUNCH WALKING IN THE DOOR. 999 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,465 I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY SLAMMED 1000 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:00,666 FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON, 1001 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,401 SO I WON'T CALL YOU UNTIL LATE TONIGHT 1002 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,435 FROM THE HOTEL. 1003 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:04,403 OKAY? 1004 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,906 I HOPE EVERYTHING GOES REALLY, REALLY WELL, 1005 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,241 AND I LOVE YOU. 1006 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,576 I LOVE YOU, TOO. BYE. 1007 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,544 BYE. 1008 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,546 SO, WHAT'S THE CRISIS? 1009 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,914 OKAY, WE'RE GETTING 1010 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,516 ALL THESE LAST-MINUTE RSVPS, AND I'M JUST CONCERNED 1011 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:18,550 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 1012 00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:19,651 ENOUGH OYSTERS. 1013 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:20,919 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1014 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,920 NO. 1015 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,622 NO, WE'RE EXPECTING-- 1016 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:24,856 NO, I MEAN YOU'RE KIDDING, 1017 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:26,558 YOU GOT ME OFF THE PHONE WITH TINA 1018 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,826 TO TALK TO ME ABOUT OYSTERS? 1019 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:28,827 I'M SORRY. I-I DON'T KNOW, 1020 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,862 THE CALL SEEMED LIKE IT WASN'T SO IMPORTANT. 1021 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,199 IT JUST LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS CHECKING UP ON YOU. 1022 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,366 NO, WE DON'T DO THAT TO ONE ANOTHER. 1023 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,801 WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER. 1024 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,936 WELL... 1025 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,638 THEN WHAT'S UP WITH TONIGHT? 1026 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:41,540 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY SUPPORTIVE. 1027 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:44,243 SHE WOULD BE HERE IF SHE COULD. 1028 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:45,511 SHE HAS BUSINESS IN NEW YORK. 1029 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,414 MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING HERE FOR YOU? 1030 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,382 [SIGHING] KELLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1031 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,351 IT'S TAKEN US A LONG TIME TO GET TO THIS POINT, 1032 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,385 BUT TINA'S WORK 1033 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,254 IS JUST AS IMPORTANT TO HER 1034 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,422 AS MINE IS TO ME, 1035 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:57,523 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. 1036 00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,425 OKAY. 1037 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,659 OKAY? 1038 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:01,760 IT'S GOOD FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1039 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,762 IT'S GOOD FOR OUR BANK ACCOUNT. 1040 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,464 I'M SURPRISED. 1041 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,299 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, SHE STRUCK ME AS YOUR WIFE. 1042 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:09,301 [LAUGHS] NO, NOT A WIFE. 1043 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,838 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 1044 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,575 [KNOCKING] 1045 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,310 COMING! 1046 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,911 [PERSISTENT KNOCKING] 1047 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,780 COMING, COMING... 1048 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,649 HI! 1049 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,551 OH, WOW! 1050 00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:26,652 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1051 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:27,953 REALLY? I WAS GOING TO CHANGE. 1052 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,655 I WASN'T REALLY SO SURE ABOUT IT. 1053 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,822 NO, IT'S GREAT. 1054 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:31,923 WHO'S THIS? 1055 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:32,858 THAT'S BUBBA. 1056 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:33,925 HEY, BUBBA! 1057 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,461 HE'S TOTALLY LEADING US IN. 1058 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,828 HE'S LIKE, "THIS WAY." 1059 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:37,996 WOW, THIS IS AMAZING. 1060 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,432 OH, THANKS. 1061 00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:42,868 REALLY COOL. 1062 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:43,969 IT'S REALLY NICE. 1063 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,305 HEY, MISTER... 1064 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,673 HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIVED HERE? 1065 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,476 UM, SINCE, LIKE, 1999. 1066 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,781 WAIT, WAIT, DID YOU LIVE HERE WITH MONA? 1067 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:57,449 UH, FOR-- FOR A SECOND. 1068 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,618 SHE MOVED IN, THEN SHE MOVED OUT. 1069 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,554 I ACTUALLY GOT IT WHILE I WAS AT USC. 1070 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,990 IT'S REALLY COOL. 1071 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,495 THESE YOUR BROTHERS? 1072 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:12,398 YUP, AND THAT'S MY DAD. 1073 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,533 WOW, IS THAT YOU AND YOUR MOM? 1074 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,602 YEAH. SEPARATE AND NOT EQUAL. 1075 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,003 SHE'S REALLY PRETTY. 1076 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,671 THANKS. 1077 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:20,872 HEY, COULD YOU-- COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? 1078 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,274 IT'S LIKE... 1079 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:23,309 SURE. 1080 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,310 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1081 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,844 OH, ZIP IT? 1082 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,313 YEAH, I HAVEN'T WORN IT FOR A WHILE. 1083 00:37:27,346 --> 00:37:28,547 YEAH, LIKE JUST... 1084 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,282 OKAY. 1085 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,417 I DON'T WANT TO PINCH YOU. 1086 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,421 THERE. 1087 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:36,522 THANK YOU. 1088 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,457 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 1089 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,491 YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 1090 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:40,559 I DON'T LOOK TOO HOOCHIE-ISH? 1091 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,560 NO! 1092 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,561 TASHA? 1093 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,296 NO, YOU LOOK NICE. 1094 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,531 REALLY? OKAY. 1095 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:46,665 YEAH. 1096 00:37:48,334 --> 00:37:49,468 OKAY. 1097 00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:50,769 SO, I THINK OF THESE 1098 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,372 AS EXPLORATORY PAINTINGS, REALLY, 1099 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:57,676 THAT CULMINATE IN THE LINE IN THREE-DIMENSIONAL SPACE. 1100 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,445 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, WHEN I THINK OF MY LIFE, 1101 00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:00,779 IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT THE SEARCH 1102 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,415 FOR THE FUNDAMENTAL SUBSTANCE OF THE LINE, 1103 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,816 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK OF THIS... 1104 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,385 OH, LOOK AT THIS. 1105 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,354 OOH, MY SISTER'S BACK! 1106 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:10,956 WOW, SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO THROW A PARTY. 1107 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,591 THE GRAHAM'S COMPLETELY SOLD OUT, I THINK. 1108 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,859 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1109 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,861 I THINK SO. YOUR EX IS LUCKY HE CALLED. 1110 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:16,962 I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT CALEB-- 1111 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,997 HEY! HEY, GUYS! 1112 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,065 HI! 1113 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,099 HI, GUYS. 1114 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,434 HOW ARE YOU? 1115 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,535 OH, I'M JUST GREAT. 1116 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:24,703 OH, MY GOD... 1117 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:25,837 THIS LOOKS FABULOUS. 1118 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,706 YOU LIKE? ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 1119 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,541 [LAUGHING] WENTWORTH-PORTER... 1120 00:38:29,575 --> 00:38:31,477 SPECTACULAR. I'M HELENA PEABODY. 1121 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,544 I KNOW. KELLY WENTWORTH. 1122 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:33,579 GOOD TO MEET YOU. 1123 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:34,580 YOU TOO. YOU TOO. 1124 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,847 GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1125 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:36,915 CAN WE GET... 1126 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:38,083 CAN WE GET A COUPLE PICTURES? 1127 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:39,117 YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 1128 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,687 OH, THAT'S A LITTLE CLOSE, NO? 1129 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,690 COME ON. BACK IT UP A LITTLE. 1130 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:46,758 OKAY, AND ONE FULL LENGTH, 1131 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,360 JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE TO GET THE GREAT SHOES. 1132 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:49,595 OH, YES, ABSOLUTELY. 1133 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:50,629 WORK IT. 1134 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,030 OKAY, THANK YOU. 1135 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,632 THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU. 1136 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,100 YOU GUYS, ENJOY. YOU KNOW WHAT, 1137 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,435 YOU CAN START OFF IN THAT ROOM. 1138 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:57,636 THAT'S THE DOUGAL GRAHAM. 1139 00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:58,737 I THINK ONE OF OUR FAVES... 1140 00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,771 ...IS THE CALEB COOPER. 1141 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:00,839 OKAY. 1142 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:01,873 GREAT, WELL, 1143 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:02,908 I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK FIRST. 1144 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:03,942 SEE YOU. 1145 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,110 TAKE IT EASY. 1146 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,545 I WILL. ENJOY. 1147 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:23,595 WOW, THOSE ARE TWO LOVELY ART DEALERS. 1148 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,863 [SIGHS IN DISAPPROVAL] 1149 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,732 SLEAZEBALL. 1150 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:28,834 YOU'RE HERE TO LOOK AT ART, 1151 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,869 NOT WOMEN. 1152 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:38,009 HELLO. 1153 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,745 HOW ARE YOU? 1154 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,112 HEY! 1155 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:41,980 WHAT? 1156 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,181 YOU'RE GIVING ME SHIT BECAUSE YOU THINK 1157 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,550 I'M FLIRTING WITH THAT GIRL, JAMIE, 1158 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,184 AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE SAME? 1159 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,586 DON'T FLICK ME. 1160 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,588 [LAUGHING] 1161 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:50,922 ISN'T THIS COOL? 1162 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,459 YEAH, THIS ONE, IN PARTICULAR, IS REALLY SOMETHING. 1163 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,726 YEAH, BETTE HAS REALLY OUTDONE HERSELF 1164 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,961 WITH THIS ART. 1165 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,963 YOU MUST BE PROUD OF HER. 1166 00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,732 I AM PROUD OF HER, YOU KNOW THAT. 1167 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:05,571 AND LOOK AT MISS BETTE OVER THERE. 1168 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:07,973 ...AND IT'S A GORGEOUS GALLERY. 1169 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:11,543 THEY DO MAKE A VERY BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. 1170 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:12,778 THEY'RE NOT A COUPLE. 1171 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:13,945 WELL, I KNOW THEY'RE NOT A COUPLE, 1172 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:16,582 BUT THEY LOOK LIKE A COUPLE. 1173 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,984 LIKE, THEY'RE JUST BOTH TALL. 1174 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,619 ...AND YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE, SO CHEERS. 1175 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:21,953 CHEERS, THANK YOU. 1176 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:24,189 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN EAT THOSE THINGS. 1177 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,724 YOU DON'T LIKE THEM? 1178 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,926 I DON'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME 1179 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,796 OF A GUY COMING IN YOUR MOUTH. 1180 00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,098 I'M JUST SAYING. 1181 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,600 WHAT? 1182 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,834 DON'T THROW IT-- 1183 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,836 WHY-WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO DO THAT TO ME? 1184 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,104 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT, LIKE, 1185 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,238 THAT'S WHY I DON'T EAT THEM. 1186 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:41,607 YOU ASKED ME WHY I DON'T LIKE THEM, 1187 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,841 SO I SAID. 1188 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,009 SO, IF THAT'S THE CASE YOU CAN YOU CAN KISS ME, 1189 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,143 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT TASTES LIKE. 1190 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,245 [LAUGHING] WHAT? NO, DON'T! 1191 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,715 THIS IS MY FIRST SHOWING WITH THIS GALLERY, 1192 00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:52,017 BUT, YOU KNOW, I TELL YOU BETTE AND KELLY HAVE SHOWN 1193 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,586 THAT THEY'RE REALLY INSPIRED BY THE WORK... 1194 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,954 WOW... 1195 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,657 LOOKS LIKE A GIANT CAT THREW UP, HUH? 1196 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,025 [SIGHS] 1197 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:01,259 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1198 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,260 I DON'T GET IT. 1199 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,695 WELL, IT'S ART. 1200 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:07,533 [CROWD HUMS IN EXCITEMENT] 1201 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,870 WHO IS IT? 1202 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,705 NIKKI! NIKKI! 1203 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:15,707 NIKKI, LOOK OVER HERE! 1204 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:17,576 NIKKI, OVER HERE! 1205 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,611 [CLAMORING] 1206 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,615 THANKS. 1207 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:26,652 ALL RIGHT, THANKS, GUYS. 1208 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,754 THANK YOU. 1209 00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:30,989 OVER HERE, NIKKI! 1210 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:32,858 BEAUTIFUL! 1211 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:33,925 OVER HERE. 1212 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,763 THANKS, GUYS. 1213 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,169 BYE, GUYS. THANK YOU. 1214 00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,639 OKAY, LADIES, LET'S GET OUR BOOZE ON. 1215 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:49,808 NO, NO, WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK YET, NO. 1216 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:50,876 OH, WOW. 1217 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:51,977 OH GOD, NIKKI. 1218 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,011 HI! 1219 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,245 IT'S BETTE, RIGHT? 1220 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:55,647 SO GLAD YOU REMEMBERED ME. 1221 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:56,882 YEAH, OF COURSE. HOW ARE YOU? 1222 00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:57,949 NICE TO SEE YOU. 1223 00:41:57,983 --> 00:41:59,585 THIS IS MY BUSINESS PARTNER, KELLY. 1224 00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:02,621 HI, KELLY. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1225 00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:03,722 WELCOME. 1226 00:42:03,755 --> 00:42:04,890 DO YOU KNOW WHAT, 1227 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:05,957 DO YOU MIND IF WE GET A QUICK PICTURE? 1228 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,025 OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. 1229 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:08,159 GREAT. THANK YOU. 1230 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,260 YOUR DRESS IS GORGEOUS... 1231 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:11,630 WE JUST WANT TO GET A COUPLE, OKAY? 1232 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:12,864 GREAT. 1233 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:15,601 JUST A COUPLE FULL-LENGTHS, TOO. 1234 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,268 PERFECT. 1235 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:18,303 THANK YOU. 1236 00:42:18,336 --> 00:42:19,204 GREAT, THANKS. 1237 00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:20,639 YEAH, I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND. 1238 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:21,607 THIS IS GREAT. 1239 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,174 I MEAN, I DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, 1240 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,610 BUT THIS LOOKS AWESOME. 1241 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,011 WELL, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 1242 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,178 YOU KNOW, FEEL FREE TO ASK. 1243 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,313 YEAH, OKAY, GREAT. 1244 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:29,314 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, 1245 00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:30,582 BUT CHRIS KNIGHT IS HERE FROM THE L.A. TIMES. 1246 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:31,617 I DON'T KNOW IF... 1247 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:32,818 OH. OH, GREAT, WELL... 1248 00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:34,119 NO, JUST HEAD ON IN. WE WON'T... 1249 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,286 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BUG YOU. 1250 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,622 YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE SAFE. IT'S ALL GOOD. 1251 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:37,756 I'M SORRY. THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU. 1252 00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:39,024 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 1253 00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:44,663 WHAT UP, SEXY SHANE? 1254 00:42:44,696 --> 00:42:47,866 WHAT'S UP, NIK? 1255 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,201 SO, I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THIS PLACE. 1256 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,137 ALL TWO SECONDS? YOU'RE DONE? 1257 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,371 ALL TWO SECONDS. 1258 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,740 YEAH, YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? 1259 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,609 YOU, UH... 1260 00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:58,844 WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1261 00:42:58,877 --> 00:42:59,745 YOU HAVE A CAR? 1262 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,112 I DO HAVE A CAR. 1263 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,216 LET'S GO. 1264 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,152 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SNEAK BY THESE TWO AT THE DOOR. 1265 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,153 YEAH. YOU FIRST. 1266 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,888 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, I KIND OF NEED A BLOCK. 1267 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:10,656 YOU GO FIRST. 1268 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:11,757 OKAY. 1269 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:14,726 COME ON. 1270 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,994 ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 1271 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,162 OH NO, I JUST FORGOT SOMETHING IN MY CAR. 1272 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:18,396 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1273 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,865 SHANE'S GOING TO COME WITH ME 1274 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,866 AND HELP ME LOOK FOR IT, AREN'T YOU? 1275 00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:22,200 YEAH. YOU GOT IT. 1276 00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:24,135 OKAY, COOL. 1277 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:34,245 OH, I WISH THOSE COULD BE ONE AT A TIME. 1278 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,413 IN THAT CASE, KIT, 1279 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,650 I'M GOING TO GO HOME. 1280 00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:40,852 ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? 1281 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:42,788 YEAH, I'LL JUST, UM... 1282 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,022 I'LL TAKE A SLEEPING PILL. 1283 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,295 GOOD NIGHT. 1284 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:51,963 YOU KNOW, LOVE SUCKS. 1285 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:55,000 IT REALLY DOES. 1286 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,768 THEN AGAIN, IT CAN BE GRAND. 1287 00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:59,170 HAVE WE MET? 1288 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,405 BRIEFLY. 1289 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,808 I NOTICED YOU EARLIER. 1290 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:06,277 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, 1291 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,847 AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 1292 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,216 THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I'VE EVER SEEN, 1293 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:13,451 AND I'D LOVE NOTHING MORE 1294 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:17,288 THAN TO TAKE HER HOME WITH ME TONIGHT 1295 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:19,725 AND WAKE UP IN THE MORNING 1296 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,027 WITH HER ARMS AND LEGS WRAPPED AROUND ME. 1297 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,071 DO YOU KNOW HER? 1298 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,073 YEAH, WE WORK TOGETHER. 1299 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,374 UNFORTUNATELY, 1300 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,778 SHE ONLY THINKS OF ME AS A GIRLFRIEND. 1301 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,184 THEY'RE LIKE THE ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE, 1302 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:47,452 THOSE TWO. 1303 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,456 WHO, BETTE AND KELLY? 1304 00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,058 I MEAN, I KNOW THEY'RE NOT A COUPLE. 1305 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:55,861 THEY JUST SEEM LIKE ONE, DON'T THEY? 1306 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,262 LOOK AT THE WAY 1307 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:58,764 THAT THEY TOUCH EACH OTHER, 1308 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,065 THE WAY THAT THEY FINISH 1309 00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:03,334 EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. 1310 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,971 HEY... 1311 00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,372 HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN SHANE? 1312 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:10,742 DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING? 1313 00:45:10,776 --> 00:45:12,477 ALICE, I'M SERIOUS. HAVE YOU SEEN SHANE? 1314 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:15,213 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER. 1315 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:17,448 I FEEL SORRY FOR HER. 1316 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:18,483 DON'T. 1317 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:22,854 SHE JUST WEARS THAT SHE'S BEEN REALLY DAMAGED. 1318 00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,055 THAT'S THE ONE THING THAT SCARES ME 1319 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,290 ABOUT HAVING KIDS. 1320 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:29,460 I THOUGHT YOU-- I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THEM. 1321 00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:32,163 OH, I DO, WITHOUT QUESTION, 1322 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:33,498 BUT AT SOME POINT, 1323 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,934 THERE'S ALL THIS HISTORY YOU HAVE TO OVERCOME. 1324 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:37,202 I MEAN, JUST, PARENTS CAN-- 1325 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,203 [SCOFFS] 1326 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,304 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1327 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:42,173 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED YOUR PARENTS. 1328 00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:44,475 NO, I DO, BUT... 1329 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,045 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, 1330 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,815 IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN I... 1331 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:52,550 WHEN I SEE MYSELF ACTING JUST LIKE THEM. 1332 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,185 BEHAVING LIKE THEM. 1333 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,353 YEAH, EXACTLY. 1334 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:57,956 LIKE, MY DAD, 1335 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:00,959 HE WAS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 1336 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:03,128 I DON'T KNOW HOW MY MOM PUT UP WITH IT. 1337 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,931 DID YOUR DAD PULL 1338 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,866 ANY OF THAT MACHO MILITARY SHIT 1339 00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:09,067 WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP? 1340 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,902 OH, YEAH, BIG TIME. 1341 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:12,370 YEAH, SO DID MINE, 1342 00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:15,206 BUT JUST COP STYLE. 1343 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,474 HE DIDN'T EVER... 1344 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,377 NO. 1345 00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:20,578 WHAT ABOUT YOUR BROS? 1346 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,047 YEAH. 1347 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,850 HE WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. 1348 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,317 I REMEMBER ONE TIME, 1349 00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:28,586 HE BEAT MY OLDEST BROTHER SO BADLY 1350 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,889 THAT MY MOM HAD TO KEEP HIM OUT OF SCHOOL 1351 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,423 FOR, LIKE, THREE DAYS, 1352 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,960 AND THEN SHE COVERED FOR MY DAD. 1353 00:46:34,993 --> 00:46:36,194 IT WAS CRAZY. 1354 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:39,130 GOD, MY MOM USED TO COVER FOR MY DAD, TOO. 1355 00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:42,834 I MEAN, HE NEVER TOUCHED ME OR MY MOM, BUT... 1356 00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:45,003 ACTUALLY, HE NEVER EVEN NOTICED US. 1357 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,038 YEAH... 1358 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:49,040 I GOT MORE DECORATIONS 1359 00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:52,110 THAN ANY OF MY BROTHERS, 1360 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,579 AND THIS WAS THE POINT, LIKE, WHERE I SAID, 1361 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,147 "YEAH, HE'S GOING TO NOTICE ME NOW," 1362 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:58,183 BUT HE STILL DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT. 1363 00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:00,118 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY I QUIT THE ACADEMY. 1364 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:01,552 RIGHT WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, 1365 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:03,088 I REALIZED 1366 00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:06,524 THAT I WAS DOING IT JUST TO GET HIS ATTENTION. 1367 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:07,926 THE ONLY TIME 1368 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:09,327 MY DAD EVER PAID ATTENTION TO ME 1369 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,497 WAS WHEN I GOT MY DISCHARGE, 1370 00:47:12,530 --> 00:47:15,466 AND THEN HE SAID THAT... 1371 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:19,304 THAT I DISGRACED MY COUNTRY. 1372 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,605 OH, GOD... 1373 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,407 YOU DIDN'T DISGRACE ANYONE. 1374 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,912 YOU ARE AMAZING. 1375 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:31,449 YOU'RE AMAZING. 1376 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,451 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANY OF THAT, EVER? 1377 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:37,188 I DON'T KNOW. 1378 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:41,192 IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. 1379 00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:42,393 I MEAN, THAT'S HOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 1380 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:46,364 IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING. 1381 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,599 WELL, YOU GOT ME. 1382 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:50,768 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU LOTS OF ATTENTION. 1383 00:47:54,639 --> 00:47:56,207 JAMIE, HUH, I GOT TO THANK YOU. 1384 00:47:56,241 --> 00:48:00,645 TASHA'S JUST NEVER OPENED UP LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1385 00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:03,548 I GUESS BECAUSE YOU'RE A COUNSELOR, MAYBE. 1386 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:07,252 HEY, WHATEVER I CAN DO TO HELP. 1387 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,691 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 1388 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:17,462 I'M JUST FOCUSING IT. 1389 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:21,199 [**] 1390 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:24,669 THAT'S GOOD. 1391 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:27,472 IS EVERYONE AS OLD SCHOOL AS YOU? 1392 00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:28,639 [LAUGHING] 1393 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,375 PREHISTORIC DEVICES. 1394 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,211 YEAH, I REALLY LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, 1395 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,013 HONOR TRADITION. 1396 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,181 AND THAT'S THE IMAGE RIGHT THERE? 1397 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,615 YEAH, THAT WILL BE THE IMAGE. 1398 00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:40,085 LET'S JUST LIGHTEN UP THE SHADOWS A LITTLE BIT. 1399 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,322 WE'LL SEE. 1400 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:47,025 THERE WE GO... 1401 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:53,231 WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1402 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:54,432 NOT REALLY. 1403 00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:57,368 IT'S JUST TRIAL AND ERROR A LOT OF TIME. 1404 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,474 THIS IS SO COOL. 1405 00:49:03,508 --> 00:49:06,377 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE? 1406 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,546 I ACTUALLY HAVE NOT. 1407 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:11,649 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1408 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:13,451 I FORGOT YOU WERE BORN IN 2001. 1409 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:16,421 OH, GOOD ONE. HA, HA, HA... 1410 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,989 IT'S ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA. 1411 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,124 [LAUGHING] 1412 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:22,660 WHO IS THAT? 1413 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:27,532 IS THAT MOLLY? 1414 00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:29,067 YUP. 1415 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,607 SHE LOOKS GOOD IN THAT PICTURE. 1416 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,044 YEAH, SHE DOES. 1417 00:49:39,077 --> 00:49:42,113 WHEN DID YOU TAKE IT? 1418 00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,981 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. 1419 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:51,589 THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL, SHANE. 1420 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:55,260 YOU THINK? 1421 00:49:55,293 --> 00:50:00,065 YOU'RE, UH, QUITE THE PHOTOG THERE, SHANE. 1422 00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:03,334 MAYBE SOMETIME... 1423 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:04,669 YOU COULD SHOOT ME? 1424 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,137 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1425 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:09,274 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 1426 00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:13,378 * BEYOND THE NIGHT ABOVE THE SEA * 1427 00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,046 * SHE WILL ARISE 1428 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,747 * SHE WILL BE FREE 1429 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:21,386 * TWO EYES, LIKE STARS REFLECTING THEE * 1430 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:27,392 * THE WORLD WILL LOOK IN DISBELIEF * 1431 00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,194 * SO BEAUTIFUL... 1432 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,596 WHAT'S WRONG? 1433 00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:33,764 WHAT IS IT, SHANE? 1434 00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:35,233 [RETCHING] 1435 00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:36,534 OH, GOD... 1436 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,045 HERE YOU GO. 1437 00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:53,784 [SHUDDERING] 1438 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,721 Y-YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS, RIGHT? 1439 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,323 SHUT UP, NIKKI. 1440 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,496 OKAY. 1441 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:08,633 OKAY, I'M JUST, UH, GOING. 1442 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,302 [SPITTING AND HEAVING] 1443 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,842 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1444 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,844 OH, SHE WAS AN ANGEL. 1445 00:51:19,877 --> 00:51:21,546 I'M GLAD IT WAS SUCH A BIG SUCCESS. 1446 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:22,747 YEAH. 1447 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:23,781 YEAH. 1448 00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:26,117 UM, IT WAS 60? 1449 00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,318 OH. 1450 00:51:27,352 --> 00:51:28,586 OH, DID I-- OH, NO, SORRY. 1451 00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,555 OH, THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. 1452 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,789 COOL. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 1453 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,558 YEAH, GOOD NIGHT. DRIVE SAFELY. 1454 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,659 I WILL. 1455 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:36,261 BETTE, HI! HOW ARE YOU? 1456 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,362 HEY... 1457 00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:38,896 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1458 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,798 I WAS HOME, AND I JUST... 1459 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,200 I JUST, I'M OVERLY EXCITED. 1460 00:51:42,233 --> 00:51:43,768 I MEAN, THIS NIGHT WAS JUST... 1461 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:44,869 BEYOND, YOU KNOW? 1462 00:51:44,902 --> 00:51:46,637 CAN I-CAN I COME IN? 1463 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,539 YEAH. 1464 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,808 I JUST, I WANTED TO... 1465 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:52,910 TO CONTINUE CELEBRATING WITH YOU, SO... 1466 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,912 GOD, THIS IS... 1467 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,881 WOW, AMAZING. 1468 00:51:56,914 --> 00:51:59,384 [SHANE]: HEY, LEAVE A MESSAGE, I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 1469 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,252 HEY, SHANE. WHERE ARE YOU? 1470 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:03,288 I'VE BEEN TO THE HIT, I'VE BEEN TO THE FALCON, 1471 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,156 I'VE BEEN TO TRUCK STOP. 1472 00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,557 I'M DRIVING FROM ONE END OF SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD 1473 00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:07,725 TO THE OTHER. 1474 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,594 I'M GETTING READY TO GO TO THE FUCKING POLICE STATION. 1475 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:10,661 CAN YOU-- 1476 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:13,331 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 1477 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:14,899 SHANE... 1478 00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:18,569 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1479 00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,709 SHANE? 1480 00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:27,412 SHANE... 1481 00:52:27,445 --> 00:52:29,280 [RETCHING] 1482 00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:34,252 HEY... 1483 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:36,687 I DON'T KNOW, I... 1484 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:37,788 HEY... 1485 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:38,789 I THINK I ATE SOMETHING. 1486 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:40,591 AW... 1487 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,393 IT'S OKAY. 1488 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:45,730 YEAH, CAREFUL. 1489 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,332 OH, FUCK. 1490 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:53,938 COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. 1491 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:56,241 HERE, PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME, OKAY? 1492 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,275 [GROANS] 1493 00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:58,309 ARE YOU GOING TO BE SICK? 1494 00:52:58,343 --> 00:52:59,344 GIVE ME A SECOND. 1495 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:00,511 OKAY. 1496 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:03,348 OH, HONEY... 1497 00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:04,882 MY POOR ANGEL. 1498 00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,251 IT'S OKAY. 1499 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,285 FUCK... 1500 00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:12,357 IT'S OKAY... 1501 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:15,593 SHANE? 1502 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,528 OH, GOD... 1503 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:18,929 ARE YOU GOING TO BE SICK AGAIN? 1504 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:21,266 I'M COMING. 1505 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,600 SHANE? 1506 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,403 HEY! WHOA! 1507 00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:27,672 [GIGGLING] 1508 00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,741 WAIT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND 1509 00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:33,378 THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT US NOW, OKAY? 1510 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,280 * WENTWORTH-PORTER... 1511 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,347 [LAUGHING] 1512 00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:40,285 THE NIGHT WAS SO AMAZING! 1513 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:42,453 EVERYONE'S CALLING ME FROM NEW YORK. 1514 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:45,256 * WENTWORTH TO PORTER... 1515 00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:46,324 [LAUGHING] 1516 00:53:46,357 --> 00:53:47,892 THIS IS INCREDIBLE! 1517 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:49,560 WELL, THE SHOW PRACTICALLY SOLD OUT. 1518 00:53:49,594 --> 00:53:51,262 CAN I HAVE SOME OF THAT, PLEASE? 1519 00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:53,264 * TAKE IT DON'T FAKE IT * 1520 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:55,032 * SHAKE IT DON'T FAKE IT * 1521 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,667 * WENTWORTH-PORTER 1522 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:58,269 GIVE ME SOME. 1523 00:53:58,303 --> 00:54:00,271 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ED, ED, CAN WE TALK ABOUT ED? 1524 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:01,606 EDDIE. 1525 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,608 ED, EXCUSE ME, RUSCHA WAS THERE, OKAY? 1526 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:04,975 HE'S MY DEAR FRIEND. 1527 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,277 HE COMES TO ALL OF MY OPENINGS. 1528 00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:07,378 COME ON, WAIT. 1529 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:08,646 CAN I JUST SAY 1530 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:09,947 THAT I WOULD KILL TO SHOW HIM. 1531 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,716 JUST TAKE IT EASY. 1532 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:12,850 GIVE IT A COUPLE YEARS, 1533 00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:14,285 AND MAYBE WE'LL POACH HIM FROM GAGOSIAN. 1534 00:54:14,319 --> 00:54:15,820 WHY WOULD WE WAIT? 1535 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:17,288 JUST TRUST ME. 1536 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:18,489 CHEERS. 1537 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:19,957 CHEERS. 1538 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:28,633 GOOD NIGHT. 1539 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,868 IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER TOMORROW. 1540 00:54:30,901 --> 00:54:33,471 OKAY? 1541 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:34,839 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1542 00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:35,940 I'M GOING TO BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR 1543 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:37,742 IF YOU NEED ME. 1544 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,944 [LAUGHING] 1545 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,612 GOOD ONE. 1546 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,881 OH, PARTNER. 1547 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,024 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1548 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,793 [GIGGLING] 1549 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:59,497 UM, I'M JUST CASHING IN ON... 1550 00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:02,433 A LITTLE RAIN CHECK. 1551 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:03,601 [LAUGHS] YOU THINK SO? 1552 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:04,969 YOU'RE DRUNK. 1553 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,471 NO, I'M NOT. 1554 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:09,840 I'M-I'M-I'M TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. 1555 00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:10,975 YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK, 1556 00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:12,343 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT COUPON? 1557 00:55:12,377 --> 00:55:14,545 IT EXPIRED, LIKE, 15 YEARS AGO. 1558 00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:15,580 OH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1559 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:16,647 YEAH, IT DID. 1560 00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:18,115 READ IT CLOSELY. 1561 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,450 FOR REAL. 1562 00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:20,851 I AM IN LOVE WITH TINA, 1563 00:55:20,885 --> 00:55:22,653 AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OR DESIRE-- 1564 00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:23,854 STOP IT. 1565 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,756 WHOA! 1566 00:55:25,790 --> 00:55:26,991 SHIT... 1567 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:28,559 NICE MOVE, WENTWORTH. 1568 00:55:28,593 --> 00:55:30,995 GOD, MY LOUIS... 1569 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,397 I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. 1570 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:34,031 OH, MY GOD. 1571 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,833 PLEASE TELL ME THESE ARE NOT DESTROYED. 1572 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:37,702 YOU SLEEP WELL. 1573 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:40,371 MM-HMM. 1574 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:51,749 HEY... 1575 00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:53,651 YEAH? 1576 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:57,855 THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF ME. 1577 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:03,093 OF COURSE. 1578 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,763 I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE FOR YOU, SHANE. 1579 00:56:08,633 --> 00:56:12,002 GOOD NIGHT. 1580 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,877 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO COME AND DRIVE YOU HOME. 1581 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,011 I'M SORRY. 1582 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,112 ARE YOU OKAY? OH, MY GOD... 1583 00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,614 YES. 1584 00:56:23,648 --> 00:56:25,015 WE'RE JUST GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 1585 00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:26,116 I'M SORRY. 1586 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:28,085 * DID YOU TELL HER 1587 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,420 * DID YA, DID YA 1588 00:56:29,454 --> 00:56:30,855 * DID YOU TELL HER 1589 00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:34,692 * DID YA, DID YA DID YOU TELL HER * 1590 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:38,696 * CHEATER 1591 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:42,567 * CHEATER 1592 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,669 * CHEATER 1593 00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:46,103 * CAUGHT UP IN A LIE 1594 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:49,006 * YOU'RE A CHEATER 1595 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:51,075 * CHEATER SOWIN' A LIE 1596 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:52,577 * CHEATER 1597 00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:54,044 * CAUGHT UP IN A LIE 1598 00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:56,714 * YOU'RE A CHEATER 1599 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:59,717 * CHEATER, SO AM I 1600 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,020 [**] 1601 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:15,099 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 1602 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:19,203 * DID YA, DID YA DID YOU TELL HER? * 1603 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:21,872 * DID YA, DID YA DID YOU TELL HER? * 1604 00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:26,210 * DON'T YOU THINK YOU'D BETTER? * 1605 00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:29,013 OH, BETTE... 1606 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:34,652 [**]