1 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:11,545 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:12,546 WHAT DOES SHE MEAN, SHE SAW? 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,182 WHEN WE WERE ALL WATCHING HER 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,816 WITH NIKKI STEVENS ON THE BIG MONITORS-- 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,051 NIKKI STEVENS WAS A TEST? 6 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,419 NO, THAT-THAT... 7 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,188 DYLAN, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 8 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,756 NEVADA DOESN'T ALLOW GAY COUPLES TO ADOPT. 9 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,192 THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 10 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,293 YOU COULD HAVE THE BIRTH MOTHER 11 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,560 MOVE IN WITH YOU IN LOS ANGELES. 12 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:27,695 IF SHE GIVES BIRTH IN CALIFORNIA, 13 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,064 THE NEVADA LAW HAS NO JURISDICTION. 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,199 OH! 15 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,300 JESUS... 16 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,802 I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER. 17 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,441 WHAT UP, SEXY SHANE? 18 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,476 WHAT'S UP, NIK? 19 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,448 YOU'RE HERE TO LOOK AT ART, NOT WOMEN. 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,850 SLEAZEBALL. 21 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,420 COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THIS? IT'S LIKE... 22 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,688 I HAVEN'T WORN IT FOR A WHILE. 23 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,290 I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO PINCH YOU. 24 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,425 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOWER HERE? 25 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,728 [KNOCKS] HEY. OH, SORRY. UM... 26 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,831 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,299 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 28 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,335 THAT EVERYONE IS GOING TO JAMIE'S FUNDRAISER. 29 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,336 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP YOU? 30 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,070 JUST SHOW UP AND DANCE. 31 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,540 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO 32 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,443 THE 2009 LOS ANGELES GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER'S 33 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,145 DANCE MARATHON. 34 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,580 AND REMEMBER, ALL CONTESTANTS MUST REGISTER. 35 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:20,781 PLEASE FILL OUT YOUR PAPERWORK. 36 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,883 AND YOU WILL BE GIVEN A REGISTRATION NUMBER. 37 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,553 YOU MUST WEAR THESE NUMBERS ON EACH OF YOUR COSTUMES-- 38 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,788 I FOUND MORE SAFETY PINS! 39 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,124 I FOUND MORE SAFETY PINS... 40 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,159 HEY! HI! 41 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,826 FRONT AND BACK, FRONT AND BACK. 42 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,228 HI! 43 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,663 I'M SO EXCITED YOU CAME. 44 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,531 I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. 45 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,900 LISTEN, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DANCING BLAHNIKS, 46 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,670 BECAUSE TASHA, JAMIE, AND I 47 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,372 ARE GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU. 48 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,539 OUR ROUTINE KILLS. 49 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:46,540 KILLS! 50 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,775 OH.. 51 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,377 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? 52 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,811 NOT REALLY. 53 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,415 OH, I SEE. 54 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,250 YOU'RE TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT, 55 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,318 ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T CARE. 56 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,852 I KNOW YOU CARE. 57 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,921 LISTEN, YOU TELL ME YOURS, I'LL TELL YOU MINE. 58 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,290 MM... NO. 59 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,424 THESE YOUR OUTFITS? 60 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,493 DON'T TOUCH THAT. 61 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,860 WHAT, IS THAT... 62 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,196 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 63 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,564 OH, YEAH, FIRST OF MANY. 64 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,732 SO MANY MORE TO COME... 65 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,534 OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I WAS WORRIED. 66 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,536 WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE? 67 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,305 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 68 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,439 WHY ARE YOU SO COMPETITIVE? 69 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,708 ME! WHAT ABOUT YOU? 70 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,710 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, COME HERE. 71 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,178 COME HERE, I HAVE A SECRET. 72 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,213 WHAT? 73 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,949 I PLAN TO SWEEP THIS THING, OKAY? 74 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,584 WIN ALL THREE COMPETITIONS. 75 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,853 BEST DANCE, MOST MONEY RAISED, LAST COUPLE STANDING. 76 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,322 LAST COUPLE STANDING? 77 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,323 YOU KNOW, FOR CHARITY. 78 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,225 OKAY. 79 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,826 OKAY. YOU GOOD? 80 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,195 DON'T TELL ANYBODY, OKAY? 81 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,296 NO. 82 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,297 HEY, ALICE... 83 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,465 YEAH? 84 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,467 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 85 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,870 I KNOW, RIGHT? 86 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,873 [SIGHS]: SO CUTE... 87 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,208 OKAY, WHERE WAS I? 88 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,210 BETTE? 89 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,545 HEY. 90 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,680 OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT TO CALL YOU BACK. 91 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,615 I JUST, I HAD A MAJOR COLLECTOR 92 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:02,750 ON THE OTHER LINE. 93 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:03,884 I GOT DISTRACTED, I'M SORRY-- 94 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,952 IS TINA HERE? 95 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,787 UH, NO, SHE'S ON HER WAY. 96 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,456 SHE JUST HAD A MEETING. 97 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,757 CAN I-CAN I... 98 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,527 I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY, PLEASE. 99 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,896 SURE. 100 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,631 THANKS. 101 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:21,735 DID YOU TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED? 102 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:22,870 WHEN? 103 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,305 AFTER THE OPENING, 104 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,240 WHEN SHE WAS OUT OF TOWN. 105 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,875 YEAH, I TOLD HER ALL ABOUT IT. 106 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,677 YOU TOLD HER ABOUT YOU AND KELLY? 107 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,381 HOW SHE CAME BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU HAD SEX WITH HER. 108 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,550 WHAT? 109 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,818 [LAUGHS] 110 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,253 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 111 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,921 I SAW YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW. 112 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,923 YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT, BETTE. 113 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,858 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW, 114 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:45,893 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT HOWEVER IT APPEARED, 115 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,328 NOTHING HAPPENED. 116 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,362 THEN WHAT DID I SEE, BETTE? 117 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,363 I DON'T KNOW, YOU TELL ME. 118 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,498 WHAT DID YOU SEE, JENNY? 119 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,536 I KNOW THIS IS HARD, 120 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,937 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE BETTER, AND-- 121 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,740 LOOK, NOTHING HAPPENED. 122 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:00,841 KELLY CAME OVER. 123 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,310 SHE WAS DRUNK, SHE SPILLED HER DRINK, 124 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,477 I CLEANED IT UP, THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY. 125 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:04,545 LET IT GO. 126 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,779 TINA'S MY FRIEND. 127 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:09,383 YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 128 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,719 PEOPLE FIND OUT ABOUT THESE THINGS. 129 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,354 HEY! 130 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,422 HEY. 131 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,423 HEY... 132 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,590 HOW'D IT GO? 133 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,691 GOOD. REALLY GOOD. 134 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,561 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. 135 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,895 OKAY, GREAT. 136 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,597 I THINK WE SHOULD GET YOU REGISTERED. 137 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,566 OH, OKAY. 138 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,635 WHERE DO I SIGN UP? 139 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,708 [**] 140 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:40,714 * GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES * 141 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:47,721 * CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES * 142 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:53,661 * WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE * 143 00:04:53,694 --> 00:05:00,668 * THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 144 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,643 * TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING * 145 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,445 * FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING * 146 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,880 * WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING * 147 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,582 * KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING 148 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,717 * THIS IS THE WAY... 149 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,987 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 150 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:25,559 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE 151 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:32,132 * AND LOVE 152 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,667 20 MINUTES REMAIN. 153 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,769 OUR FIRST DECADE IS THE '70s. 154 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:36,970 PLEASE TAG ALL COSTUMES 155 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,473 AND DESIGNATE AN AREA FOR YOUR POSSESSIONS... 156 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,708 WEEZIE PROMISED SHE WOULD HAVE THE GUEST BEDROOM READY 157 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,942 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, 158 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,076 AND I THINK, WHEN THAT'S FINISHED, 159 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,111 WE SHOULD JUST MOVE IN UPSTAIRS 160 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:47,147 SO WE CAN FINALLY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF PRIVACY. 161 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,016 BETTE, HE OFFERED ME A JOB. 162 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,050 JAMES SCHAMUS? 163 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,652 HEAD OF PRODUCTION. 164 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,888 FOR FOCUS FEATURES? THAT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC! 165 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:55,756 DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS-- 166 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,791 NO, NO, I HAD NO IDEA. 167 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,926 WE'RE IN OUR MEETING 168 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,161 AND HE STARTS ASKING ME QUESTIONS 169 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,464 ABOUT PRODUCER CREDITS, AND I DON'T KNOW, 170 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,765 HE JUST LOOKS AT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN, 171 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,434 AND HE SAYS, "HEY, ARE YOU HAPPY AT SHAOLIN?" 172 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,668 AND HE'S... 173 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,002 KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE ON, 174 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,471 HE'S TOTALLY COOL ABOUT EVERYTHING, 175 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,072 AND... BAM. 176 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,173 HE JUST OFFERS ME A JOB RIGHT THERE. 177 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,608 SHUT UP! 178 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:15,643 [LAUGHING] 179 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:19,480 YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ROCK STAR! 180 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,715 IT'S IN NEW YORK. 181 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,184 THE JOB'S IN NEW YORK. 182 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,453 THEY WANT YOU TO MOVE TO NEW YORK? 183 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,454 YEAH-- 184 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,921 WHO'S MOVING TO NEW YORK? 185 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,189 NOT YOU GUYS. 186 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,459 NO, NO, I... WE WERE JUST... 187 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,794 I GOT OFFERED A JOB, BUT I'M... 188 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,029 I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. 189 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:38,932 WHAT? 190 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,033 WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 191 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,870 YEAH. WE DO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 192 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,905 LOOK, OUR LIFE IS HERE. WE LIVE HERE-- 193 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,740 YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE. HELLO! 194 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,509 IT'S CRAZY... 195 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,911 AND, BETTE, BY THE WAY, YOUR WORK IS HERE. 196 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,013 YOU JUST HAD A REALLY BIG GALLERY OPENING. 197 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,716 AND WE JUST REBUILT OUR HOUSE. 198 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,618 YEAH, ABOUT THAT. YOU GUYS, CAN WE TALK? 199 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,786 ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS GIRL 200 00:06:58,819 --> 00:06:59,887 MOVE IN WITH YOU? 201 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,089 THIS GIRL IS OUR BIRTH MOTHER, OKAY? 202 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,524 HER NAME'S MARCI, 203 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,725 AND WE'RE PICKING HER UP TOMORROW 204 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,826 AT 7:00 IN THE MORNING. 205 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,160 THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T STAY 206 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,796 FOR THE WHOLE MARATHON. 207 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:09,997 AND YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT? 208 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,865 WHY? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 209 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,200 HAVE YOU NOT SEEN "BABY MAMA?" 210 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,635 OH, MY GOD, IT IS SO TRUTHFUL. 211 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,604 IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO START OUT HAPPY. 212 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,606 AND THEN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, 213 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,007 YOU'LL BE WAITING ON HER HAND AND FOOT. 214 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,676 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCARED TO HAVE SEX IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, 215 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,177 AND SHE'S A TEENAGER. 216 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,546 SHE'S GOING TO HATE YOU GUYS OUT OF PRINCIPLE. 217 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,880 YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE'S 22 YEARS OLD. 218 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,015 OKAY, SO SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO DOWN, 219 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,051 LIKE, 50 BEERS AFTER DINNER, AND YOU CAN'T STOP HER. 220 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,920 OR WORSE. 221 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,522 WHAT? 222 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,156 ONE OF YOU GUYS COULD END UP HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER. 223 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,925 ALICE! 224 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,992 OH, MY GOD... 225 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,694 YOU GUYS, YOU COULD GET ALL LOST 226 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,796 IN THOSE MUSHY MAMA FEELINGS, 227 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,632 AND SOCK IT TO HER ONE NIGHT. 228 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,500 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 229 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:48,001 I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S A POSSIBILITY. 230 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,837 NO, IT'S NOT A POSSIBILITY, OKAY? 231 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,505 I AM NOT SOME FUCKING LOOSE CANON 232 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,940 THAT JUST FUCKS EVERYTHING THAT WALKS, OKAY? 233 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,275 I CAN BE TRUSTED. 234 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,678 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU. 235 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,649 IS MARCI HOT? 236 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,683 ALICE! 237 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:03,684 OH, YOU GUYS... 238 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:04,752 FREAKIN' STOP IT. 239 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,186 YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN, MAN. 240 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,254 OKAY? 241 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,421 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME 242 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,957 YOUR MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES FOR THE EVENING, 243 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,158 SUNSET BOULEVARD! 244 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,259 PEACE, MY SISTERS. 245 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,194 YEAH, PEACE. 246 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,096 ARE WE READY TO DANCE? 247 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,631 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 248 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,800 ALL RIGHT! 249 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,868 I SEE THIS BOY'S A LITTLE EMPTY, 250 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,035 BUT WE'RE GOING TO FILL IT UP, RIGHT? 251 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,739 WE'LL FILL IT UP, HUH? AH, THERE YOU GO... 252 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,609 HEY. 253 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,043 HEY... 254 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,845 LOOK AT YOU. 255 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:34,848 IT'S MY STUDIO 54 LOOK. 256 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,884 [CHUCKLING] 257 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,287 LOOK, I'M SORRY 258 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,891 ABOUT EVERYTHING WITH DYLAN. 259 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,093 I-I FEEL LIKE WE, UM... 260 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,696 WE PUSHED YOU INTO IT. 261 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,564 NO. I MEAN... 262 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:53,934 THANK YOU FOR APOLOGIZING, BUT... 263 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,102 I WAS COMPLICIT. 264 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,238 I WANTED TO KNOW. 265 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:07,047 SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. 266 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,149 THEN WHERE IS SHE? 267 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,318 NOW, IT'S MY GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE YOU 268 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,588 TO THE DIRECTOR OF CHILDREN, YOUTH AND FAMILY SERVICES 269 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:17,224 AT THE LOS ANGELES GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER, 270 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,759 MS. JAMIE CHEN. 271 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,663 [CHEERING] 272 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,600 WOW, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH... 273 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,668 SHE WILL. 274 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,702 YOU THINK? 275 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,871 COME ON. 276 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,272 THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, 277 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,707 AND TRANSGENDER YOUNG PEOPLE 278 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,109 LIVING ON THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES. 279 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,210 BUT WE'RE THERE FOR THEM, 280 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,646 TO GET THEM OFF THE STREETS, 281 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,347 PROVIDE THEM FOOD, SHELTER, AND COUNSELING, 282 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,650 AND JUST LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY'RE NOT ALONE. 283 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,885 WE ARE A FAMILY, AND WE STICK TOGETHER. 284 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,387 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 285 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:51,024 OKAY, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU NOW TO SOMEONE 286 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,061 WHO'S HAD A HUGE IMPACT IN MAKING THIS EVENT POSSIBLE. 287 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,763 OUR HONORARY CO-CHAIR, 288 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,631 AND, I'M REALLY PROUD TO SAY, MY FRIEND, 289 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,633 ALICE PIESZECKI. 290 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:03,103 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 291 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,941 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 292 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,076 I AM NOT GOING TO BORE YOU WITH A REALLY LONG STORY. 293 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,211 I WILL GIVE YOU THE OVERVIEW. 294 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,981 SOME OF YOU MIGHT KNOW THAT I RECEIVED A LETTER 295 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,649 THAT I READ TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THE AIR 296 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,950 WHEN I WORKED ON THE LOOK... 297 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,051 [CHEERING] 298 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,219 AND SINCE THEN I'VE LOST MY JOB... 299 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,353 [CROWD BOOING] 300 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,421 YEAH. 301 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,289 I MADE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND, 302 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,358 I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND MORE THAN EVER, 303 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,727 AND I OWE THIS ALL 304 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,961 TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL. 305 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,797 I SEE YOU. MARIE, COME HERE. 306 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,699 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 307 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,800 SAY HI. 308 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,835 HI. 309 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,704 MARIE TAUGHT ME SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT, 310 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,006 AND THAT'S THAT IT'S NOT A ONE-WAY STREET. 311 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,941 WE CAN REALLY INFLUENCE THESE KIDS, 312 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,877 BUT IF YOU GIVE THEM TWO SECONDS OF YOUR TIME, 313 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,245 THEY CAN REALLY TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND, 314 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,446 AND SO I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU 315 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,981 FOR COMING INTO MY LIFE, MARIE. 316 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,016 THANK YOU. 317 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,785 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 318 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,056 OKAY, OUR GOAL TONIGHT IS TO RAISE $250,000 319 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,891 FOR THE JEFF GRIFFITH YOUTH CENTER. 320 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,693 YES, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HERE 321 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:00,961 TO HAVE FUN AND DANCE, AND THAT'S GREAT, 322 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,962 BUT WE ALSO WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU 323 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,096 TO BE VERY GENEROUS, 324 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,231 SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE PLEDGING, 325 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,398 PLEASE COME UP ON THE STAGE, 326 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,201 GRAB THE MICROPHONE AND PLEDGE. 327 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,942 SO WHO WANTS TO SET THE TONE? 328 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,243 UH, WE DO! 329 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,244 WE DO? 330 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,478 YEAH, WE DO. 331 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,713 OOH... 332 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,814 BETTE AND TINA! 333 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,816 MY REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. 334 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,952 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 335 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,156 THEY'RE AMAZING... 336 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,493 HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO DONATE? 337 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,929 WE PLEDGE $1500. 338 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,464 [CHEERING] 339 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,699 WHOA! THAT'S AMAZING? 340 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,837 NOW, WASN'T THAT EASY? 341 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,139 YOU JUST COME TO ME, PICK UP THE MICROPHONE. 342 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,942 VISUALIZE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU CAN GIVE 343 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,511 AND SHOUT OUT A NUMBER! 344 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,013 [CHEERING] 345 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,082 NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 346 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,217 I'D LIKE TO BRING TO THE STAGE, 347 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:01,454 THE BEAUTIFUL, THE MYSTICAL, THE INCOMPARABLE 348 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,290 MISS KIT PORTER. 349 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:07,160 [CROWD ROARS] 350 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,365 MY, MY, MY, LOOK AT YOU... 351 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,934 OH, LOOK AT YOU YOURSELF. 352 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,002 NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 353 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,069 ASK AWAY, SEXY. 354 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,505 WOULD YOU BE MY DANCE PARTNER 355 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,907 FOR THIS EVENING? 356 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,074 I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 357 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,943 THAT'D BE A YES, AND AN... 358 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,511 OH, YES! 359 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,946 [LAUGHING] 360 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,247 ARE YOU SURE? 361 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,281 OH, I'M SURE. 362 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,083 FIVE MINUTES REMAINING. 363 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,819 ALL NUMBERS MUST BE VISIBLE 364 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,887 ON THE FRONT AND BACK OF YOUR COSTUME, 365 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,155 OR YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED... 366 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,256 HEY, HELENA... 367 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,490 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED 368 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,860 THE OTHER DAY. 369 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,297 OH, GOD, DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS, HELENA. 370 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,999 SHE'S CERTIFIABLE, REALLY. 371 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,134 WHERE'S YOUR NUMBER? 372 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,501 OH, I... 373 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,370 HEY, HOW COME YOU ALL GOT THE SAME ONE? 374 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,905 I THOUGHT IT WAS TWO PER TEAM? 375 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,974 I KNOW PEOPLE WHO KNOW PEOPLE. 376 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,043 HELENA, YOU SHOULD DANCE WITH ME. 377 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,544 OH, MY GOD, YOU SHOULD. YOU HAVE TO DANCE. 378 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,379 COME ON, YOU SHOULD DO IT. IT'LL BE FUN. 379 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,413 DO IT! YES! 380 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,414 NO, NO, I DON'T... 381 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,615 I DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 382 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,251 I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DANCE. 383 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,418 HELENA, IT'S 12 LITTLE HOURS. 384 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,087 YOU CAN DO THAT. 385 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,521 I STAYED UP ALL WEEK BUILDING MY ENDURANCE. 386 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,957 I DID. 387 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,091 I MADE TASHA STAY UP WITH ME. 388 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,993 ALL RIGHT, THEN, 389 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,361 WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THE NUMBER THINGS? 390 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,529 IT'S YOUR CLUB, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET A NUMBER. 391 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,398 COME ON, THIS WAY. THIS WAY. 392 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,137 THAT WAS NICE OF YOU. 393 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,875 OH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. I'M HAPPY TO DANCE WITH HER. 394 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,610 WHAT? 395 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,246 [LAUGHS] 396 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,015 IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. 397 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,252 NOW, IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS, 398 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:42,222 YOU WILL DANCE TO MUSIC FROM THE '70s, '80s, '90s 399 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,323 AND BEYOND. 400 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,624 THE LONGER YOU STAY ON YOUR FEET, 401 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,227 THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE FROM YOUR SPONSORS, 402 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,963 SO THE SIMPLE OBJECT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 403 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,231 STAY ON YOUR FEET. 404 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,599 BECAUSE IF YOU SIT, 405 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,001 YOU'RE OUT. 406 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,936 IF YOU STAND STILL FOR TOO LONG... 407 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:56,970 YOU OUT. 408 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,506 NOW, EVERY THREE HOURS, 409 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,109 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OURSELVES A LITTLE DANCE CONTEST, 410 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,410 WHERE ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL CONTESTANTS 411 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,245 WILL BE TAUGHT A SIMPLE DANCE. 412 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,247 IT COULD BE... 413 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,882 THE HUSTLE. 414 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,120 WHOO... 415 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,055 THE ELECTRIC SLIDE... 416 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,124 [CHEERING] 417 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,458 A SALSA... 418 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,929 A TANGO... 419 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,632 [CHEERING] 420 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,635 NOW, IF THERE IS NO SPRING IN YOUR STEP... 421 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,538 NO FUNK IN YOUR TRUNK, 422 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,440 YOU WILL BE... 423 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,508 ELIMINATED-- 424 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,544 BY ONE OF OUR JUDGES. 425 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,479 [CHEERING] 426 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,982 NOW THE QUESTION IS, 427 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,583 DO YOU HAVE THE STAYING POWER? 428 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,053 LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 429 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,555 EVERYBODY DANCE! 430 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,656 WHOO! 431 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,093 [**] 432 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:57,497 THE 2009 DANCE MARATHON HAS BEGUN! 433 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,601 [**] 434 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,670 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 435 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:38,972 WHAT? 436 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:39,973 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 437 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,041 WHO? 438 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,578 [SIGHS] 439 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,647 LOOK, DON'T LET HER RUIN YOUR NIGHT, OKAY? 440 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,616 SHE'S JUST PROBABLY HERE TO DO SOME GOOD. 441 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,317 YOU KNOW? 442 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,423 I DOUBT IT. 443 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,532 YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE, 444 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,000 JENNY CAME UP TO ME, 445 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,369 AND SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME ABOUT... 446 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,537 REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, I HAD THE OPENING, AND-- 447 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,571 GUYS? 448 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,639 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS... 449 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,741 I HAVE KIND OF A WEIRD FEELING 450 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,743 ABOUT SOMETHING. 451 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,011 ABOUT WHAT? 452 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,279 WELL, I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY. 453 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,547 YOU KNOW, ALICE, I WAS JUST REALLY 454 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,614 OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING-- 455 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,352 IS JAMIE ACTING WEIRD? 456 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,024 UM, NOT THAT I CAN TELL. 457 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,692 NO, SHE SEEMS FINE. 458 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,194 YEAH. 459 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,164 COOL, THANKS. 460 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,067 SO ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING, UM, 461 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,668 AFTER THE OPENING-- 462 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,536 LIKE NOT EVEN, LIKE... 463 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,238 LIKE, A LITTLE VIBE? 464 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,406 LIKE, NO VIBE OVER THERE? 465 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,740 NOTHING WEIRD? 466 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,210 OH, UH, NO... 467 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,278 NOT THAT I CAN TELL. 468 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,679 THEY'RE JUST DANCING, I THINK. 469 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,215 YEAH, OF COURSE. 470 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,616 OKAY, DANCE. 471 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,821 WHAT IF THEY ARE? 472 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,356 THAT WOULD SO SUCK. 473 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,592 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 474 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,362 NEVER MIND, IT'S NOTHING. 475 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,430 I-I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 476 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,067 I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. 477 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,072 WHOO-OO! 478 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,673 YOU'RE ALL LOOKING FANTASTIC. 479 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,809 NOW, WE'RE NEARING OUR FIRST 15-MINUTE BREAK. 480 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:26,113 BUT WHEN WE RETURN, 481 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,216 WE WILL BE ENTERING OUR FIRST COMPETITION ROUND. 482 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:33,153 WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN A LINE-DANCE. 483 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,555 SO WATCH AND LEARN FROM OUR EXPERTS, 484 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,690 OR YOU WILL BE... 485 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,127 ELIMINATED. 486 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,461 [CHEERING] 487 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,862 [BUZZER RINGS] 488 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,731 15 MINUTES. 489 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,734 REST, EAT, DRINK, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, 490 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,870 BE BACK ON THE DANCE FLOOR IN 15 MINUTES, 491 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,505 OR YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. 492 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,255 EXCUSE ME. 493 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,332 ARE WE... REALLY GOING TO DO THIS? 494 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,168 WHAT? 495 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,736 NOT SAY HELLO. 496 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:30,910 [SCOFFS] 497 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,312 AND YOU BELIEVED HER? 498 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,782 SHE THINKS THAT SHE SAW SOMETHING. 499 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,883 NOTHING HAPPENED. 500 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,425 REALLY? 501 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,726 WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE SAY? 502 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,618 GODDAMN IT, JENNY... 503 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,819 NOW, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY, 504 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,387 IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE DANCE FLOOR... 505 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:17,290 FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH. 506 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,658 WE ARE ABOUT TO START OUR LINE DANCING. 507 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,228 [**] 508 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,329 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 509 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,532 WELCOME TO THE LINE DANCE COMPETITION, 510 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,599 AND DON'T FORGET, 511 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,900 THE JUDGES ARE HOVERING ALL AROUND YOU 512 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,035 SO SEE YOU DO YOUR BEST, 513 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,069 BECAUSE ONLY YOUR BEST WILL BE TOLERATED! 514 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,839 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE MOVING TO NEW YORK. 515 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,375 WHO SAID WE'RE MOVING TO NEW YORK? 516 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,844 WHAT? 517 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,246 [**] 518 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,885 SEE NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 519 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,454 THIS IS NOT YOUR EVERYDAY LINE DANCE 520 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,689 THESE KIDS ARE UP HERE DOING. 521 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,190 WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS SOMETHING SPECIAL... 522 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,661 ALL RIGHT, FINE, WHAT ABOUT ANGIE AND THE BABY? 523 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,429 IF WE GO TO NEW YORK, 524 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,764 THEY'RE GOING TO COME WITH US. 525 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,966 DID YOU TELL HER? 526 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:04,671 NUMBER 32, YOU'RE OUT! 527 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,872 YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND... 528 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,906 PLEASE, PLEASE, I KNOW! 529 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,675 YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE. 530 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,480 [**] 531 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,320 HEY... 532 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,421 SO YOU INSPIRED? 533 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,690 YEAH, I AM, ACTUALLY. 534 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,392 DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON 535 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,759 BETWEEN TASHA AND JAMIE? 536 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,860 I DON'T KNOW. 537 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,698 ARE YOU GOING TO VOLUNTEER? 538 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,600 YEAH, I WILL. 539 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,634 I WILL. 540 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,835 [**] 541 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,939 ALL RIGHT. 542 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,408 I'M HOLDING YOU TO IT. 543 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,609 GO AHEAD. 544 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,312 I'LL DO IT. 545 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,546 THEY SEEM TOO CLOSE? 546 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,515 MAYBE. 547 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,283 SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 548 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,618 HONESTLY? 549 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,255 YES. 550 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,029 [**] 551 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,372 [**] 552 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:29,889 HEY. 553 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:30,890 HI. 554 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,325 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 555 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,993 DANCING OUT HERE ALONE? 556 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,862 WELL, NO, I'M WAITING FOR JENNY. 557 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,964 OH. 558 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,432 YEAH, SHE'S MY PARTNER. 559 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,734 OH, SHE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE YOUR PARTNER LAST WEEK. 560 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,404 WELL, SHE IS. 561 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,639 SO, ANYWAY, ARE YOU FEELING BETTER? 562 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:47,740 MM-HMM. 563 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,741 THAT'S GOOD. LOOK, I'M GLAD. 564 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,076 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T STICK AROUND. 565 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,378 NO, NO, NO, DON'T APOLOGIZE. 566 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,612 THERE'S JUST SOME PEOPLE 567 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,780 WHO AREN'T GOOD AT TAKING CARE OF OTHERS. 568 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,348 OH, HO, HO, HARSH. 569 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,116 BUT EARNED. 570 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,352 SO, UM, DO YOU THINK I GOT A SECOND CHANCE? 571 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,488 HA HA... 572 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,455 OH, REALLY? 573 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,990 DON'T... 574 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,393 [BUZZER RINGS] 575 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,027 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 576 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:15,535 WHOO! 577 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,103 [CHEERING] 578 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,074 WELCOME TO THE 2009 DANCE MARATHON'S 579 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:25,512 COMPETITION ROUND. 580 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:28,080 [CHEERING] 581 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,016 THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S COMPETITION 582 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,619 WILL RECEIVE $10,000 583 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,687 DONATED TO THE JEFF GRIFFITH CENTER 584 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,155 ON THEIR BEHALF. 585 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,690 SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 586 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,559 LET'S GET OUR FIRST DANCERS OUT HERE. 587 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:43,730 HILLARY SIMMS AND VICTORIA PRICE... 588 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,798 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 589 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,107 [IN MOCK STREET ACCENT]: WHAT'S UP? 590 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,143 [LAUGHING] 591 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,879 SO YOU'RE COMPETING, HUH? 592 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:00,947 YEAH, JENNY WANTS TO. 593 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,651 BITCH, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 594 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:05,785 [SCOFFS] 595 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,853 SO, WHAT, YOU GOT A ROUTINE? 596 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,821 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 597 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,490 I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 598 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:14,060 SO, YOU REALLY GIVE A FUCK, DON'T YOU? 599 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,161 COME ON, ALICE, 600 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,830 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S MY THING? 601 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:18,931 WHAT IS YOUR THING? 602 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:19,899 GOD... 603 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,033 WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY THESE DAYS? 604 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,168 PLEASE DON'T, NOT TODAY. 605 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,470 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 606 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,537 WHY? 607 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,906 BECAUSE, AL, THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 608 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:27,907 NO, IT'S NOT. 609 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,643 IT'S WHAT YOU LET IT BE. 610 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,512 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 611 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,750 [CHEERING] 612 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,051 THAT WAS RESPECTABLE. 613 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,953 THAT WAS NICE. THAT WAS RESPECTABLE. 614 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,622 OKAY, SO NEXT, 615 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:47,494 LET'S HAVE JENNIFER SCHECTER AND SHANE MCCUTCHEON. 616 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,530 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 617 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,068 [**] 618 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,690 [APPLAUSE] 619 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,025 [CHEERING] 620 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,961 WHOO! 621 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,234 ALL RIGHT... 622 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,036 VERY NICE, VERY NICE... 623 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,672 VERY NICE... 624 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,143 HEY, GUYS. 625 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,081 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 626 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:20,519 [CHUCKLES] 627 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:28,928 I DIDN'T KNOW DANCE FEVER 628 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,162 WAS BACK ON THE AIR. 629 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,931 OH, I'M SORRY, 630 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,933 I DIDN'T REALIZE KRISS KROSS WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW MEMBER. 631 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,101 [SCOFFS] 632 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,135 MM-HMM. 633 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,169 HEY, AL? 634 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,605 HMM? 635 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,641 NICE CAMEL-TOE. 636 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,277 [QUIETLY]: FUCK! 637 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,779 THEY'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. 638 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,214 THEY'RE SERIOUS. THEY HAVE COSTUMES! 639 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,716 I SEE. 640 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:50,950 WASN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN? 641 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:52,084 FUN? 642 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,352 YEAH. 643 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,121 NO! 644 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,323 OKAY, DO YOU THINK YOU NEED TO GO OVER IT AGAIN? 645 00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:58,691 I THINK I'M GOOD. 646 00:25:58,725 --> 00:25:59,826 DO YOU THINK, OR ARE YOU SURE? 647 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:01,227 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, THEY'VE GOT WIGS AND SPANDEX. 648 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,595 THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE. 649 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:03,896 WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF. 650 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,032 I'LL DO MY BEST. 651 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,768 HYDRATE? 652 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,102 [CROWD CHEERING] 653 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:19,946 ...NOW, HERE'S OUR NEXT GROUP TO PUSH IT REAL GOOD... 654 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,248 I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 655 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,016 OKAY, LET'S BUST THIS, ALICE. 656 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,752 HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH. 657 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,787 ALICE... 658 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:28,955 ALICE, WHAT'S WRONG? 659 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,023 NO... I CAN'T, UM... 660 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:32,124 I DON'T HAVE IT, I DON'T... 661 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,292 WHAT? 662 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,827 I NEVER HAD RHYTHM, OKAY? 663 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,228 I DON'T... THIS IS A JOKE. 664 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,664 WHAT ARE YOU... 665 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:38,698 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 666 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:39,832 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 667 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,101 YOU WERE THE LEAD IN WEST SIDE STORY. 668 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:43,235 YEAH, YOU SAID WE WERE NUMBER ONE, 669 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,671 WE CAN'T BE NUMBER TWO-- 670 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,806 UH-UH, YOU GUYS, EVERYONE WENT TRADITIONAL. 671 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,940 WE LOOK LIKE FREAKS. 672 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,175 NO, WE DON'T. WE LOOK GOOD- 673 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:51,310 OKAY, WE LOOK A LITTLE CRAZY, 674 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,145 BUT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 675 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,648 LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, WE CAN DO THIS. 676 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,283 YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE. 677 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,118 YOU CHOREOGRAPHED EVERYTHING, OKAY? 678 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,320 ANOTHER PROBLEM. 679 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,122 WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THAT? 680 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,657 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHOREOGRAPH SHIT-- 681 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,292 PUT YOUR WIG ON, PUT YOUR WIG ON, OKAY? 682 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,660 YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS. 683 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,696 I WAS A TERRIBLE MARIA, BY THE WAY. 684 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:10,830 YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS, OKAY? 685 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:12,131 JUST THINK OF ONE THING. 686 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,933 THINK-THINK... 687 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,935 OKAY, LOOK, EVERYBODY OUT THERE, 688 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,336 THEY'RE HERE FOR YOU, OKAY? 689 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,205 JAMIE AND I ARE GOING TO DO 690 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,674 THIS CRAZY ASS DANCE FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 691 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:22,842 THAT'S TRUE, OKAY... 692 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,211 I'M IN A TURQUOISE ONESIE FOR YOU, OKAY? 693 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,278 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 694 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,180 SO PULL IT TOGETHER. 695 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,215 YEAH! DUH... 696 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:30,216 YES. 697 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,083 YES, WE CAN DO IT... 698 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,284 WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS FUCKIN' THING. 699 00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,285 YES! YEAH! 700 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,286 YEAH! 701 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,287 Y-YEAH! 702 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,388 Y-YEAH! 703 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:37,857 OOH, I LOVE YOU. LET'S DO IT! 704 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:41,828 SO LET'S GET JAMIE CHEN, TASHA WILLIAMS, 705 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:45,097 AND ALICE PIESZECKI TO THE STAGE. 706 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,266 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 707 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:55,842 ["PUSH IT" BY SALT N PEPA PLAYS] 708 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:08,087 * SALT N PEPA'S HERE AND WE'RE IN EFFECT * 709 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,357 * WANT YOU TO PUSH IT, BABE 710 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,759 * COOLIN' BY DAY THEN AT NIGHT WORKIN' UP A SWEAT... * 711 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,995 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 712 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:20,032 * ...HOW TO BECOME NUMBER ONE IN A HOT PARTY SHOW * 713 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:23,069 * NOW PUSH IT 714 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,504 * PUSH IT GOOD 715 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,040 * AH, PUSH IT PUSH IT REAL GOOD * 716 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:32,044 * AH, PUSH IT PUSH IT GOOD * 717 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:35,447 * AH, PUSH IT P-PUSH IT REAL GOOD * 718 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,452 [CROWD ROARING] 719 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,789 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 720 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,459 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? 721 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:50,129 LET'S SEE 'EM! LET'S SEE THE SCORES... 722 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:53,299 5.5? 723 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,333 [CROWD GASPS] 724 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,367 5.5... 725 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,435 5.5. 726 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:57,937 WHAT'S UP WITH THE 5.5? 727 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,806 YEAH! 728 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,240 THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A COMPETITION, 729 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,043 ALL RIGHT, AND IT'S CLOSE, IT'S CLOSE... 730 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,286 [BANGING ON DOOR] 731 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,989 WE ONLY GET FIVE MINUTES TO PEE! 732 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:41,047 NEXT UP, WE HAVE BETTE PORTER AND TINA KENNARD. 733 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,548 COME ON OUT HERE, YOU TWO. 734 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,856 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 735 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,830 * BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY * 736 00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:02,268 * BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY * 737 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:07,840 * BACK TO LIFE BACK TO REALITY * 738 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:11,577 * BACK TO THE HERE AND NOW, YEAH * 739 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:16,382 * SHOW ME HOW DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME * 740 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,017 * TELL ME MAYBE 741 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:24,223 * THAT I COULD BE THERE FOR YOU * 742 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,025 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME 743 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,860 * HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME 744 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,629 * HOW, HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME 745 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,598 * HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME 746 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,401 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME 747 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:36,969 * HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME... 748 00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,938 I'M S... I'M SO SORRY. 749 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:43,509 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME * 750 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,145 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 751 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,281 [**] 752 00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:55,121 * BACK TO LIFE BACK TO THE PRESENT TIME * 753 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:59,625 * BACK FROM A FANTASY, YEAH 754 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:03,495 * TELL ME NOW TAKE THE INITIATIVE * 755 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:07,233 * I'LL LEAVE IT IN YOUR HANDS 756 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:11,470 * UNTIL YOU'RE READY, YEAH 757 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,205 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME 758 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,107 * HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME 759 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:18,277 * HOW, HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME 760 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,912 * HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME 761 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,613 * HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME... 762 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:24,316 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 763 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:28,054 [CROWD ROARING] 764 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,263 OH, MY GOD, WE MAY HAVE A WINNER. 765 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,065 WHOO! LET'S GIVE IT UP. 766 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:42,334 THESE GUYS WERE AMAZING! 767 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,036 GUESS YOU ALL BETTER STEP YOUR GAME UP NOW. 768 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,437 LET'S GET IT ON! 769 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,973 [LAUGHING] 770 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,274 THAT WAS GREAT. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 771 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,375 YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 772 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,642 FUCKING FANTASTIC. 773 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,078 THANK YOU. 774 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,312 GOOD. 775 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,348 STILL FRIENDS, CAMEL-TOE? 776 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,583 YUP. 777 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,327 IT'S CLOSE, SO LET'S GET OUR FINAL CONTESTANTS 778 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,262 OUT HERE ON STAGE... 779 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,730 OH, MY GOD. 780 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:12,999 YOU GUYS WERE SO GREAT. 781 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,401 YOU'RE GONNA WIN, YOU'RE GONNA WIN... 782 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:18,170 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 783 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,643 [**] 784 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,054 WOW. 785 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,524 GOD, SHE'S AMAZING. 786 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,126 HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? 787 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:45,131 * DANCE WITH ME ACROSS THE OCEAN FLOOR * 788 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,698 [CHEERING] 789 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:55,707 * SAIL AWAY TO HEAVEN'S OPEN DOOR... * 790 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:57,343 [CROWD ROARS] 791 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,678 SHE'S TOTALLY GOING TO WIN. 792 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,247 NO, SHE'S NOT. 793 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,281 SHE'S TOTALLY GOING TO WIN. 794 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,349 MAYBE. 795 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:10,256 * TAKE A NUMBER WAIT WHILE I TWIST YOUR FATE * 796 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:14,626 * ON THE MATING GAME 797 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,428 * THE MATING GAME... 798 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:19,031 ANY REGRETS? 799 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,032 NOT A ONE. 800 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,768 [**] 801 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,605 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 802 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:30,276 JODI GOT THREE 10s! 803 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,111 NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET THREE 10s. 804 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,312 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 805 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,380 DID YOU KNOW SHE COULD DANCE LIKE THAT? 806 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:35,747 NO! GOD, NO. I HAD NO IDEA. 807 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,316 SHE MUST HAVE PRACTICED THAT ROUTINE 808 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,517 FOR, LIKE, MONTHS. 809 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,253 YEAH, YOU HAD US PRACTICING FOR MONTHS. 810 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:44,790 YOUR SENSE OF FAIR PLAY IS ANNOYING. 811 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:47,526 I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T BE A SORE LOSER. 812 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,528 I HAVEN'T LOST YET. 813 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:50,562 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 814 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,231 TWO MORE. 815 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:55,567 [TASHA AND JAMIE LAUGH] 816 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:57,836 OH, MY GOD... 817 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,239 NO, I THINK YOU WERE THE BEST EVER, 818 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,074 FOR SURE... 819 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,543 HEY, YOU OKAY? 820 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:05,644 YEAH. 821 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,113 YOU'LL WIN THE NEXT TWO. 822 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,714 YEAH. [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 823 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,418 [JAMIE]: OH, MY GOD, 824 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,786 THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING... 825 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:30,102 [QUIET CONVERSATIONS] 826 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,804 NO, I'M NOT EVEN LYING. SHE LOOKED SO HOT... 827 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,273 I KNOW, DID YOU SEE-- 828 00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:35,574 NIKKI, 12:00. 829 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,643 NO, THE OTHER 12:00. 830 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,578 BEHIND YOU. 831 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,712 HI. 832 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:43,815 CAN I SPEAK TO YOU? 833 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,320 HERE, UH, GET UP. 834 00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:49,521 GO AHEAD. 835 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,596 I'M NOT HERE TO REPRIMAND YOU. 836 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:58,797 I KNOW. 837 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,268 SO, YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A FUND-RAISER. 838 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:03,635 WELL, OBVIOUSLY. 839 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,371 I MEAN, WHY WOULD EVERYONE BE HERE TILL THIS HOUR? 840 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,339 RIGHT, EXACTLY, 841 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:08,774 SO I WAS DOWN THERE, AND I WAS THINKING 842 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,210 THAT THE PUBLIC IS VERY HARSH WITH YOU, 843 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:15,514 AND THAT YOU HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING SHALLOW 844 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:16,782 AND VAIN. 845 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,150 NO, I DON'T. 846 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,251 YOU DO, 847 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,819 AND I WAS THINKING 848 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,755 THAT IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL 849 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,557 AND GREAT FOR YOUR IMAGE 850 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:26,825 AND GREAT FOR THE CAUSE 851 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,427 IF YOU WERE TO AUCTION OFF 852 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,629 A DATE WITH YOURSELF. 853 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:31,663 A DATE WITH ME? 854 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:33,532 YEAH. 855 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:36,535 YES, YOU WOULD RAISE A TON OF MONEY FOR THE SHELTER. 856 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:39,505 YOU WOULD STAND UP ON THE STAGE, YOU WOULD START A BIDDING WAR, 857 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,873 PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU WERE SUPER COOL. 858 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,375 IT'S SO MUCH BETTER 859 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:46,312 THAN JUST DONATING MONEY. 860 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:49,381 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 861 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,616 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 862 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,284 OKAY. 863 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,785 THANK YOU. 864 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,893 WHAT DID SHE WANT? 865 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,462 ARE YOU OKAY? 866 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,596 MM-HMM. 867 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,435 [LAUGHING] 868 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:10,969 WHAT? 869 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,305 [LAUGHS] 870 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,806 THIS JUST... 871 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,843 THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS ABOUT... 872 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:20,746 I DON'T KNOW, 14, AND I WOULD... 873 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,548 I'D SNEAK OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL 874 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,351 SO I COULD SNOG WITH BRIDGET CHRISTENSEN 875 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:26,485 ON THE GREEN. 876 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,325 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BRIDGET? 877 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:36,795 OH, SHE HOOKED UP WITH JONATHAN BARKLEY, 878 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,564 THIS MATHS GENIUS, 879 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:42,634 AND KIND OF BROKE MY HEART, ACTUALLY. 880 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,305 DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE 881 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,573 MUCH HAS CHANGED, DOES IT? 882 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,809 I'M STILL JUST GAMBLING WITH MY HEART. 883 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:53,445 [THEY BOTH SIGH] 884 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:56,715 LOOK... 885 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,684 DYLAN, I'M SORRY, OKAY? I'M SORRY-- 886 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,986 NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 887 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:04,222 LISTEN... 888 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,561 NO MORE APOLOGIES. 889 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:12,564 I THINK... 890 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,900 I THINK WE NEED TO JUST START NEW. 891 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,336 OKAY? 892 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,570 CAN WE DO THAT? 893 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,310 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 894 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,312 [CHUCKLES] 895 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:29,481 [**] 896 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:32,351 I'LL MEET YOU GUYS UPSTAIRS. 897 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:35,821 EXCUSE ME? 898 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,323 HI. 899 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,924 UM, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION. 900 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,726 OOH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 901 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,629 THE LOVELY NIKKI STEVENS. 902 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,863 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 903 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,998 THANK YOU, EVERYONE, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 904 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,033 LOVE YOU, NIKKI! 905 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,034 THANK YOU. 906 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:51,803 SO I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE 907 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:52,771 THAT TONIGHT, 908 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:56,675 I WOULD LIKE TO AUCTION OFF A DATE WITH MYSELF 909 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:57,709 TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. 910 00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,911 [CHEERING] 911 00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:06,452 OKAY, LET'S START THIS OUT WITH A MEASLY $500. 912 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:07,986 $500 RIGHT HERE, DO WE HAVE 600? 913 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:09,755 $600, DO I HEAR SEVEN? 914 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,357 700 RIGHT THERE. 915 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,991 IS THERE 1,000? LET'S GO FOR THE-- 916 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,594 $1,000, OH, NOW, SEE, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT-- 917 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,895 LET'S MAKE THIS REALLY INTERESTING, 918 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:19,598 AND JUST GO FOR $2,000. 919 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,633 I MAKE REALLY GOOD PANCAKES. 920 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,001 NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING WORTH WAKING UP FOR. 921 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:25,471 NO, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET 2,000. 922 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:26,505 THIS GUY OVER HERE IS. 923 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:27,739 2,000? 924 00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:30,376 $25,000. 925 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,444 UH, C-COULD YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN, PLEASE? 926 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:34,380 $25,000. 927 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,583 [SILENCE] 928 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,950 $25,000. 929 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,020 WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY UP ON THE STAGE? 930 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,889 UH, UNLESS SOMEONE'S WILLING TO OUTBID HER. 931 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,056 [ALICE]: MOTHERFUCKER. 932 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,825 I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE 933 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,428 THE LARGEST SINGLE DONATION OF THIS EVENT. 934 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,929 [STAMMERING] 935 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:52,498 THAT'S THE SECOND... 936 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,366 THE SECOND THING I LOST. 937 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,001 LET'S GIVE IT UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- 938 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,603 CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? 939 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,638 SHANE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCK HER IN A BATHROOM ANYMORE. 940 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,940 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SNEAK AROUND. 941 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,575 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT, 942 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:04,676 SO I BOUGHT HER FOR YOU. 943 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,779 SO YOU CAN HAVE HER WHENEVER YOU WANT. 944 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,081 THANK YOU. 945 00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,883 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 946 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,752 WELL, UH... 947 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:16,021 HOLY SHIT. 948 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:19,558 [CHUCKLING]: DJ, TURN UP THAT MUSIC, PLEASE. 949 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:21,860 EVERYBODY DANCE! 950 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,696 LISTEN, I DON'T CARE. 951 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,898 YOU CAN FUCK WHOEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT. 952 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,133 FUCK NIKKI, 953 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,601 FUCK WHOEVER. 954 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:30,769 I KNOW THAT YOU NEED IT. 955 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,771 IT DOESN'T SCARE ME, 956 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:35,707 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU. 957 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:36,842 OKAY? 958 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,994 GOOD MORNING, ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL DIE-HARDS. 959 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,896 WE ARE ALMOST AT THE FINISH LINE, 960 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:01,032 AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE TONIGHT IS SO BEAUTIFUL, 961 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,701 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 962 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,504 THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE SO GRATEFUL, 963 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:06,805 AND YOU'LL BE SO PROUD 964 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:09,908 OF THE WORK THAT YOU'VE MANAGED TO DO HERE TONIGHT. 965 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,309 IT'LL GO A LONG WAY, TRUST ME, 966 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,880 BECAUSE WHEN KIDS FEEL SAFE, AND THEY'RE ABLE TO EXPLORE, 967 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,181 THE WORLD'S THEIR OYSTER. 968 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,649 YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES. 969 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,719 WE'RE BACK IN THREE MINUTES, 970 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:24,055 SO BE ON THE DANCE FLOOR, OR BE DISQUALIFIED. 971 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,127 CONGRATULATIONS. 972 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,196 YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY GREAT. 973 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,736 I DON'T KNOW WHY... 974 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,572 I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU... 975 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:43,141 THINK OF ME. 976 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,044 BUT I DO, AND... 977 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,675 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 978 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:17,909 YEAH. 979 00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:57,916 JAMIE? 980 00:42:04,823 --> 00:42:05,891 OH... 981 00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:11,229 I WAS CRAZY TO THINK THAT A 15-MINUTE NAP WOULD HELP. 982 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,899 I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 983 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:16,034 WHAT'S UP? 984 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:20,706 DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR TASHA? 985 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,748 OH, GOD... 986 00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:38,323 ALICE... 987 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,727 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING. 988 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:51,737 I KNOW. 989 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:33,679 DO WE TELL MARCI ABOUT NEW YORK? 990 00:43:33,712 --> 00:43:35,180 YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? 991 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,649 IT JUST FEELS REALLY RIGHT TO ME. 992 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:39,084 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 993 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,786 WHEN ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS MIGHT COME ALONG. 994 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,388 WHAT ABOUT THE GALLERY? 995 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,424 I COULD WORK FROM NEW YORK. 996 00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:47,325 I MEAN, I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO BE THERE 997 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:50,195 HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. 998 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:55,200 AND OUR FRIENDS? 999 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,769 [SIGHS] 1000 00:43:57,803 --> 00:44:00,005 I LOVE OUR FRIENDS. 1001 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,874 I LOVE THEM A LOT, BUT, YOU KNOW... 1002 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:06,177 AT A CERTAIN POINT, I HAVE TO TRUST 1003 00:44:06,211 --> 00:44:08,947 THAT THEY'RE LIKE OUR FAMILY, 1004 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:13,451 AND JUST BECAUSE WE LEAVE L.A., 1005 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:16,321 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE'RE LEAVING THEM. 1006 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,429 I REALLY WANTED TO GO. 1007 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,397 IT'LL BE A FRESH START. 1008 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:27,866 IT'S A NEW CITY. 1009 00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:31,069 IT'S GOING TO BE SO EXCITING. 1010 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,238 OH, MY GOD. 1011 00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:34,706 WE HAVE TO APPLY FOR SCHOOLS. 1012 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,708 [SIGHS] 1013 00:44:36,742 --> 00:44:37,776 LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 1014 00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:38,977 I KNOW. 1015 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,479 WHO THE HELL'S THE GUY WITH THE MICROPHONE. 1016 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,715 OH, MY GOD, JUST HANG ON A SECOND. 1017 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:46,084 WAIT, WAIT, YOU... 1018 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:50,221 YOU JUST CAN'T COME UP ON THE STAGE... 1019 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,958 YOU WERE AT MY SISTER'S GALLERY. 1020 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,960 I WAS. 1021 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:58,730 NOW, MOST OF YOU KNOW ME 1022 00:44:58,764 --> 00:45:01,166 AS SUNSET BOULEVARD... 1023 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,468 [CROWD GASPS IN SHOCK] 1024 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:04,836 BUT MY REAL NAME 1025 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,973 IS SONNY BENSON, 1026 00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:09,207 AND I'M A STRAIGHT MAN 1027 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:13,111 WHO LOVES HIS GAY AND LESBIAN FAMILY. 1028 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,347 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1029 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:17,348 AND I HOPE 1030 00:45:17,382 --> 00:45:19,951 THAT YOU CAN STILL ACCEPT ME. 1031 00:45:19,985 --> 00:45:22,420 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 1032 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:26,524 I-I TRIED TO TELL-- 1033 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,826 YOU LIED TO ME. 1034 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:28,827 I NEVER LIED TO YOU-- 1035 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,161 Y-YOU ARE A CON MAN. 1036 00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:31,963 I NEVER LIED TO YOU, GIRLFRIEND, YOU ASSUMED-- 1037 00:45:31,997 --> 00:45:33,098 YOU ARE A CON MAN. 1038 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,499 I-I TRUSTED YOU. 1039 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:35,967 I TRUSTED... 1040 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:38,503 I TOLD YOU THINGS THAT I WOULD NEVER TELL A MAN. 1041 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,071 WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS? 1042 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:43,074 THE DRESS DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I WAS A MAN. 1043 00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:44,943 YOU TRUSTED ME BECAUSE... 1044 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,945 YOU FELT I CAN BE TRUSTED. 1045 00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:50,816 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE? 1046 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:53,551 I KNOW I HAVE YOU AT A DISADVANTAGE, 1047 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,953 AND I KNOW I KNOW MORE OF YOUR STORIES 1048 00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:56,054 THAN YOU KNOW MINE, BUT... 1049 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,824 I'D LOVE A CHANCE TO FIX THAT. 1050 00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:00,425 [STAMMERING] 1051 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,361 KIT PORTER... 1052 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:04,963 YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 1053 00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:06,264 I'VE EVER SEEN... 1054 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:09,434 AND I'D LOVE NOTHING BETTER 1055 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:13,204 THAN TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER 1056 00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:14,505 AND GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 1057 00:46:14,539 --> 00:46:17,943 OKAY, IT'S, UH... 1058 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:20,178 I-I DON'T KNOW... 1059 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:24,950 * EVEN WHEN YOU SEE ME FALL 1060 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:30,088 * MY HEART WON'T LET ME DOWN 1061 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:37,295 * BECAUSE I KNOW THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO COME * 1062 00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:39,865 * OH YEAH 1063 00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:45,036 * AND WHEN LIFE GETS TOUGH 1064 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:50,141 * AND I FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD ENOUGH * 1065 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:59,084 * I HOLD ON TO A DISTANT STAR 1066 00:46:59,117 --> 00:47:05,190 * I'M THINKING ABOUT 1067 00:47:05,223 --> 00:47:09,895 * ALL THE THINGS 1068 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:15,466 * I'D LIKE TO DO 1069 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:19,504 * IN MY LIFE 1070 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:24,509 * I'M A DREAMER 1071 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,111 * A DISTANT DREAMER... 1072 00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:30,581 MAYBE SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS. 1073 00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:35,086 * DREAMING FOR 1074 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,891 * FOR TODAY 1075 00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:44,529 * I'M A DREAMER 1076 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:50,101 * A DISTANT DREAMER 1077 00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:55,340 * DREAMING FOR 1078 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:59,310 * FOR TODAY 1079 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:04,983 * I'M A DREAMER 1080 00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:10,421 * A DISTANT DREAMER 1081 00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:15,961 * DREAMING FOR 1082 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:19,664 * FOR TODAY 1083 00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:27,005 * YEAH, I'M A DREAMER 1084 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:31,009 * OOH... 1085 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,044 [**] 1086 00:48:41,019 --> 00:48:45,556 * I'M A DREAMER 1087 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:50,996 * A DISTANT DREAMER 1088 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,431 * DREAMING FOR... 1089 00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,234 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I... 1090 00:48:56,267 --> 00:49:00,305 I NEVER LOVED YOU MORE. 1091 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,010 AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 1092 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:15,053 DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH JAMIE? 1093 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:31,536 I DON'T... 1094 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:33,038 I DON'T KNOW IF-- 1095 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:34,205 IT'S OKAY. 1096 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:40,111 I'M NOT READY TO LET YOU GO. 1097 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:49,254 * I'M A DREAMER... 1098 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,794 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1099 00:49:56,827 --> 00:50:02,100 WE HAVE OUR LAST COUPLE STANDING.