1 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:11,980 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD. 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,383 HELENA PEABODY. 3 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,385 SIT TIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU OUT. 4 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,586 HOW? 5 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,054 LOOK, I CAN'T REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW. 6 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,055 I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE. 7 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,323 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME? 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,525 SO ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,825 YOU WANT TO KNOW IF I'M GETTING LAID? 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,293 IS THAT OFF LIMITS, TOO? 11 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:27,128 YOU DO NEED TO STOP 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,596 HANGING OUT WITH BETTE SO MUCH, THOUGH. 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,265 YEAH, ESPECIALLY SINCE JODI'S COMING BACK. 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:32,734 I DON'T WHAT TO DO. 15 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,603 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 16 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,105 I DON'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. 17 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,539 PLAY THE FIELD. 18 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,542 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M GOING TO TELL JOYCE. 19 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,111 BUT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME. 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,716 SO I TAKE IT YOU DON'T WANT TO FILE A REPORT. 21 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,517 NO, I DON'T WANT TO FILE A REPORT. 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,121 I REWROTE THE SCRIPT WHILE I WAS IN TULUM, 23 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,689 AND THAT'S WHERE I... 24 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,291 I JUST RAN INTO MONSIEUR. 25 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,357 WHO? 26 00:00:57,392 --> 00:00:58,659 THIS HEDGE FUND BILLIONAIRE 27 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:00,060 WHO'S FINANCING OUR NEXT THREE PROJECTS. 28 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,096 JENNY HAS A VERY SPECIAL INSIGHT 29 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,364 INTO THIS WORLD. 30 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,568 SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD POSSIBLY DIRECT THE PICTURE. 31 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,569 DIRECTING? 32 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,603 "LEZ GIRLS?" 33 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:16,843 MORE LESBIAN SEX. I WANT MORE OF IT. 34 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,412 YOU'RE THE ONES WHO TOLD ME 35 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,249 LESBIANS ARE ALWAYS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS. 36 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,184 SO LET'S SEE IT. 37 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,119 SEE THEM HOOK UP. 38 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,389 FOR EXAMPLE, 39 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,160 PAGE 31, SCENE 43. 40 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,228 I THINK WE'RE MISSING AN OPPORTUNITY HERE. 41 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,563 I THINK BEV AND THIS MAKEUP ARTIST 42 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,232 SHOULD TOTALLY HOOK UP. 43 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,867 THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! 44 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:40,969 THINK ABOUT IT. 45 00:01:41,002 --> 00:01:42,870 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE 46 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:45,206 DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T HAPPEN IN THE MOVIES--IT'S HOLLYWOOD. 47 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,707 WE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT. 48 00:01:46,741 --> 00:01:50,477 YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING THAT BEV AND NINA ARE TOGETHER. 49 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,546 SHE CHEATS WITH THE PLUMBER! 50 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:55,316 I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEV AS THE SERIAL CHEATER. 51 00:01:55,350 --> 00:02:00,120 IT UNDERMINES THE SIGNIFICANCE OF HER AFFAIR WITH THE PLUMBER. 52 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,723 NOW, THIS MIGHT BE CRAZY, 53 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,325 BUT WHAT ABOUT NINA AND SHAUN? 54 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,827 NO! NO. 55 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:09,831 NOBODY EVER WANTS TO SEE NINA HAVING SEX. 56 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:12,165 NO ONE WILL EVER GO TO THE FILM. 57 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,835 IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE. 58 00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:16,470 IT'S ABOUT THE FACT THAT NINA IS TOO LOYAL TO CHEAT. 59 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:17,471 IT GOES AGAINST HER NATURE. 60 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:21,175 OKAY, I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEV AS THE CHEATER. 61 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,443 I DON'T SEE HER WITH SHAUN. 62 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,478 WHAT ABOUT BEV AND HELEN? 63 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,847 NOW, THAT'S HOT. I LIKE THAT. 64 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,748 THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. 65 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:29,884 THEY'RE TOO MUCH ALIKE. 66 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,354 OKAY, BUT THEY'RE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP, TINA. 67 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:34,489 THEY'RE JUST FUCKING. 68 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,756 I DON'T BUY IT. 69 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:37,792 WELL, NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU BUY, OKAY? 70 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,899 [**] 71 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:52,472 * GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES * 72 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:57,778 * CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES * 73 00:02:57,812 --> 00:03:04,552 * WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE * 74 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:11,191 * THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 75 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,867 * TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING * 76 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:21,436 * FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING * 77 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,271 * WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING * 78 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,839 * KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING 79 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,841 * THIS IS THE WAY... 80 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,711 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 81 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:35,349 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE 82 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,953 * AND LOVE 83 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,860 [SHANE]: YEAH, I KNOW HE'S FINANCING YOUR MOVIE, JENNY. 84 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:46,994 I WOULD LOVE TO. 85 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:50,331 NO, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO WORK ON THE PHONE. 86 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,501 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S SEE HOW TODAY GOES, 87 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,769 AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL, OR YOU ASK HIM. 88 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,473 * STILETTO HEEL AND FURRY CAR * 89 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,609 * I LIVE MY LIFE BEYOND THE LAW * 90 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,746 * THE THINGS I DO YOU NEVER TRY * 91 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,882 * WHAT I GOT FREE YOU GOTTA BUY * 92 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,449 * GATECRASHER 93 00:04:09,484 --> 00:04:10,952 * GET OUTTA MY WAY * 94 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:12,686 * GATECRASHER 95 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,588 * YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY * 96 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,290 * GATECRASHER 97 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,858 * WE'RE SICK OF YOU * 98 00:04:17,892 --> 00:04:21,763 * GATECRASHER GATECRASHER * 99 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:24,332 HI. I'M SHANE. 100 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,700 OH. OF COURSE. WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 101 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,768 COME ON IN. 102 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,903 THANK YOU. 103 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,338 THANKS FOR COMING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 104 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,773 SURE. 105 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,608 MADISON'S STYLIST HAD TO FLY BACK EAST 106 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,741 FOR SOME FAMILY EMERGENCY. 107 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,876 OH, I'M GLAD JENNY CALLED ME. 108 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,512 WELL, MY HUSBAND, WILLIAM, 109 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,847 IS SPENDING A FORTUNE ON HER MOVIE. 110 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,382 YOU, UH... 111 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,950 YOU'VE GOT A REALLY NICE PLACE. 112 00:04:42,984 --> 00:04:44,986 I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 113 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,020 I DO. 114 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,459 THIS WAY. 115 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,727 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU 116 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,862 TO STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE? 117 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:55,930 AND SIT UP STRAIGHT. 118 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:56,998 SHANE'S HERE TO DO YOUR HAIR. 119 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,467 SHANE, THIS IS MADISON, THE BRIDE. 120 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,300 CONGRATULATIONS. HI. 121 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,503 HI, SHANE. 122 00:05:02,537 --> 00:05:03,871 AND THAT'S ABIGAIL, 123 00:05:03,905 --> 00:05:06,006 HER SISTER, MAID OF HONOR. 124 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,641 AND GINA, ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS. 125 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,742 HOW YOU DOING? 126 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,343 HI. 127 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,113 THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S GOING TO BE HERE 128 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,446 IN TWO AND A HALF HOURS. 129 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,447 I HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH TIME. 130 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,448 OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT'LL BE PLENTY. 131 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,516 OH, GREAT, BECAUSE 132 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:17,584 I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO DO ME 133 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,718 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THEM. 134 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,555 NO PROBLEM. 135 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:28,328 WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO FIRST? 136 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,865 THANKS. 137 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:35,102 HEY, YOU THINK TINA'S ON A DATE? 138 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,937 KIND OF LOOKS LIKE IT, DOESN'T IT? 139 00:05:36,971 --> 00:05:38,439 WE TOOK HER TO 140 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,374 THESE PRESCHOOL INTERVIEWS LAST WEEK. 141 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:42,642 SHE WAS SO IMPRESSIVE. 142 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,979 IT AMAZES ME HOW SMART SHE IS. 143 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,515 AND SHE'S REALLY STARTING TO SHOW SOME ARTISTIC TALENT, 144 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,983 WHICH MAKES BETTE REALLY HAPPY. 145 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,551 IS BETTE AN ARTIST? 146 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:52,486 OH, NO, NO, 147 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,721 BUT SHE'S THE DEAN OF CU'S SCHOOL OF THE ARTS, 148 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,091 AND BEFORE, SHE WAS THE DIRECTOR OF THE CAC, 149 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:59,493 AND BEFORE THAT, SHE WAS A GALLERY OWNER. 150 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:02,629 SO ART IS PRETTY IMPORTANT TO HER. 151 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,599 MY GOD, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 152 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,600 IT'S HER LIFE. 153 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,001 WHEN WE WERE LOOKING FOR DONORS, 154 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,169 SHE INSISTED THAT HE BE AN ARTIST, 155 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,803 AND NOT JUST ANY ARTIST. 156 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,139 HE HAD TO HAVE MADE THE WHITNEY BIENNIAL. 157 00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:14,909 IT'S VERY TYPICAL BETTE. 158 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,077 SHE SOUNDS NEUROTIC. 159 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:20,014 OH, I MEAN, NOT IN A BAD WAY. 160 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,818 ANYWAY, SHE REALLY WANTS ANGIE TO BE AN ARTIST. 161 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,019 DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S SOMETHING 162 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,888 SHE SHOULD LET ANGIE DECIDE FOR HERSELF? 163 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,856 OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 164 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:31,459 SHE WOULD NEVER. 165 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,161 I MEAN, WE WOULD... 166 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:35,663 NEVER FORCE HER 167 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:36,763 TO BE ANYTHING THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE. 168 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,502 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THAT MARRIAGE WAS FOR LOSERS, 169 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:42,503 SO WHY ARE YOU DOING IT? 170 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,639 TO MAKE DADDY HAPPY. 171 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:45,839 ANYWAY, YOU'RE JUST BITTER. 172 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,141 SHANE, SHE CHEATED WITH A MARRIED MAN. 173 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,942 HE SAID HE WAS GONNA LEAVE HIS WIFE. 174 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,511 NOW SHE'S BITTER. 175 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,912 FUCK OFF, MADDY. 176 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,514 I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD GET MARRIED. 177 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,015 I MEAN, LOOK AT OUR PARENTS. THEY'RE MISERABLE. 178 00:06:55,049 --> 00:06:57,118 ARE YOU MARRIED, SHANE? 179 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,852 NO. 180 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,420 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 181 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,889 NO. 182 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,626 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 183 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:07,929 NOT ANYMORE. 184 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,529 BUT YOU LIKE GIRLS? 185 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,931 YES, I DO. 186 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,733 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL NEVER GET MARRIED? 187 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,669 GAY PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, IDIOT. 188 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:15,670 YEAH, I KNOW, 189 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,037 BUT THEY CAN STILL PRETEND. 190 00:07:17,071 --> 00:07:18,105 WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR ME, 191 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:20,508 BUT I ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO DO IT. 192 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,809 DESPITE WHY THEY'RE DOING IT. 193 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,947 YOU ARE SO GOOD, SHANE. 194 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:26,948 I WISH YOU COULD DO MY HAIR EVERY DAY. 195 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,182 I'LL BET YOU DO. 196 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,215 SHUT UP, MADDY. 197 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,051 OKAY, I'M NEXT NOW. 198 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:33,187 DO ME! 199 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,792 HI. 200 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:38,758 HI. 201 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:43,531 I THINK IT'S JUST A MATTER OF EXPOSING HER 202 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,033 TO ALL SORTS OF... 203 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,235 EXPRESSIONS, ART, 204 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,504 YOU KNOW, MUSIC, ALL OF THAT, 205 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,572 AND THEN WHEN THE TIME COMES, 206 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,040 SHE CAN MAKE AN EDUCATED DECISION 207 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,575 ABOUT WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO. 208 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:55,576 OH, HI. SORRY. 209 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,044 THAT'S OKAY, HI. 210 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,679 HI. HI. 211 00:07:58,713 --> 00:08:01,782 DENISE, THIS IS, UH, THIS IS BETTE. 212 00:08:01,816 --> 00:08:04,986 THE FAMOUS BETTE. 213 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,555 FAMOUS? DID I MISS SOMETHING? 214 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:08,755 NO, WE WERE JUST-- 215 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,225 TINA'S JUST TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 216 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,728 ALL GOOD STUFF. 217 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,030 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ANGELICA, ACTUALLY. 218 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,599 SHE'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 219 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,300 YOU'VE MET HER? 220 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,136 NO. TINA SHOWED ME A PICTURE. 221 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,972 WELL, WE'RE JUST HAVING LUNCH OVER THERE 222 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:29,042 IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO JOIN US. 223 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,044 NO. I THINK WE'LL STAY. 224 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,780 YOU KNOW WHAT? GO AHEAD. 225 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:33,647 IT'S OKAY. 226 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,616 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE ANYWAY. 227 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,950 ARE YOU SURE? ABSOLUTELY. 228 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:37,984 IT WAS LOVELY TO MEET YOU. 229 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,653 YES, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 230 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,188 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 231 00:08:41,222 --> 00:08:42,922 OKAY. 232 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,294 MAYBE WE CAN DO THIS ANOTHER TIME. 233 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:51,599 I THINK YOU HAVE SOME THINGS TO FIGURE OUT. 234 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,597 SHOWER TIME, LADIES. 235 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,174 YOU KNOW THERE'S STALLS IN THERE, RIGHT? 236 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,975 DOOR'S LOCKED. 237 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,983 THAT'S WEIRD. 238 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,970 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET 239 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,370 FOR HANGING OUT AT THE PLANET, RIGHT? 240 00:10:04,405 --> 00:10:07,073 RIGHT. AFTER YOU. 241 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:08,909 NO, AFTER YOU. 242 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 THANKS, MAN. 243 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:13,180 THANK YOU. 244 00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:14,181 SO? 245 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,648 HOW'D IT GO WITH DENISE? 246 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:16,851 IT WAS GREAT. YEAH? 247 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:17,951 MM-HMM. 248 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,653 GOOD. 249 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,355 I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER AGAIN. 250 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,790 THAT'S GREAT, T. 251 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,892 SO WHAT DOES SHE DO? 252 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,827 WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? 253 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:28,962 THAT'S A HIDEOUS QUESTION. 254 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,230 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 255 00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:32,666 SHE'S A MORTGAGE BROKER. 256 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,668 WOW, THAT'S SO... 257 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:35,703 YOU KNOW WHAT? 258 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,670 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE DOES, 259 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,938 BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE AND SHE'S SMART, RIGHT? 260 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:41,141 THAT'S RIGHT. 261 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,343 YOU KNOW, REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT? 262 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,811 MM-HMM. 263 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:47,214 SO IS TASHA BACK FOR GOOD? 264 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,849 YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED? 265 00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:49,984 OH, NOTHING HAPPENED. 266 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,084 I MEAN, I THINK THEY JUST-- 267 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,118 I THINK THERE'S A MILLION REASONS 268 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,053 WHY THEY CAN GET DELAYED. 269 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,456 YOU CAN ASK HER ABOUT IT TONIGHT, THOUGH. 270 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,825 THE FOUR OF YOU 271 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,193 ARE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE? 272 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,930 I JUST PISSED NEXT TO THE CUTEST BOY ALIVE. 273 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,799 REALLY? WHO? 274 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,068 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T SEE HIM. 275 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,370 I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM SHANE. 276 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,870 SHE SAYS YOUR BOSS'S HOUSE IS REALLY HUGE. 277 00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:13,474 NOT AS BIG AS MY BOSS'S EGO. 278 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,043 SHANE'S DOING HAIR FOR HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING. 279 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,311 WEDDING. I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY DRESS. 280 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,945 I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY DRESS. 281 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,079 I'M SORRY. REALLY? 282 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,281 HAVE FUN. 283 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,283 OKAY. 284 00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:25,786 YOU KNOW HOW SHANE'S DOING? 285 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,821 I THINK SHE JUST WANTS TO GET PAST THE PAIGE STUFF. 286 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,358 DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK THAT PAIGE BURNED WAX DOWN? 287 00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:33,827 I DON'T THINK IT COULD BE MORE OBVIOUS. 288 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,929 REALLY. 289 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,897 SHE MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY ANGRY. 290 00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,064 WELL, SHE'S LUCKY 291 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,199 THAT SHANE DOESN'T WANT TO PROSECUTE. 292 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,335 I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT SHANE, 293 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,937 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING'S ESCALATING. 294 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,371 ESCALATING? 295 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:45,372 WELL... 296 00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:46,740 YEAH. 297 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,308 WE USED TO SAY 298 00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:51,779 THAT EVERY TIME SHANE WALKED INTO A ROOM, 299 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,281 SOME GIRL LEFT CRYING. 300 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,050 BUT NOW... 301 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:58,251 NO ONE'S EVER REALLY COMMITTED ARSON OVER SHANE BEFORE. 302 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,720 LIKE, WHAT'S NEXT? 303 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,925 YOU'RE SO GOOD. 304 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,160 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME, 305 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,196 BUT DO THAT! 306 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,231 DON'T STOP. 307 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:15,436 I WISH MY SISTER COULD GET MARRIED EVERY DAY. 308 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:22,776 [KNOCKING] 309 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:23,811 COME. 310 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:33,787 WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU BACK HERE SO SOON, WILLIAMS. 311 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,055 ALTHOUGH I CAN'T SAY I'M SORRY. 312 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,358 IT GOT MIGHTY LONELY AROUND HERE AFTER Y'ALL SHIPPED OUT. 313 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:41,060 WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED TO SIGN YOURSELF UP 314 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,896 FOR ACTIVE DUTY, BEECH, 315 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,230 INSTEAD OF GETTING FAT, 316 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,164 SITTING UP HERE BEHIND THIS DESK. 317 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,001 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA STICK AROUND HERE, 318 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,469 MAKE SURE Y'ALL DON'T GO RUNNING OFF HALF COCKED. 319 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,004 HUH? 320 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,506 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL, WILLIAMS? 321 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,108 TO WHAT DO I OWE THE UNEXPECTED PRIVILEGE? 322 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,277 I'M SEEKING COUNSEL. 323 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,947 I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M UNDER INVESTIGATION. 324 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,516 DO YOU KNOW THE NATURE OF THE COMPLAINT? 325 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,485 WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN FORMALLY NOTIFIED. 326 00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:08,254 I BELIEVE I'M BEING INVESTIGATED FOR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT. 327 00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:14,961 WELL... 328 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,430 I'M VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 329 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,433 I'D LIKE TO START PREPARING MY DEFENSE. 330 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,834 WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN DETAILED 331 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,068 TO YOUR CASE, CAPTAIN WILLIAMS, 332 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,405 AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE GOT A VERY HEAVY WORKLOAD OF MY OWN. 333 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:31,077 LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO OVERBURDEN YOU. 334 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,480 I NEED SOME ADVICE. 335 00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:37,384 WELL, MY BEST ADVICE TO YOU IS TO MIND YOUR "P"S AND "Q"S 336 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,118 AND THINK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE SERVICE. 337 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:42,089 I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 338 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,591 I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THE MILITARY. 339 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,060 I'M SURE YOU HAVE, 340 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,194 BUT ALLEGATIONS LIKE THIS 341 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,031 ARE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPROVE... 342 00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,499 MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY END UP BEING TRUE, 343 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,601 AND ONCE THEY'RE OUT, 344 00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,369 THE MILITARY DOESN'T WANT YOU ANYMORE. 345 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,839 WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE, DON'T YOU THINK? 346 00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:09,316 THERE HE IS. 347 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,518 BEAUTIFUL BOY WITH THE CRYSTAL BLUE EYES. 348 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:14,987 MAX? 349 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,356 HE'S GAY, RIGHT? 350 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,891 PLEASE TELL ME HE'S GAY. 351 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,326 UM... 352 00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,496 WHAT? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM? 353 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,898 NO. HE'S VERY NICE. 354 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:28,000 YEAH, HE'S JUST-- HE'S NOT GAY...ANYMORE. 355 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,036 ANYMORE? 356 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,304 SO HE USED TO BE GAY? 357 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,474 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 358 00:14:34,508 --> 00:14:36,242 WELL, NOT EXACTLY? 359 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,946 HE USED TO BE A LESBIAN. 360 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,314 HE'S A TRANSMAN. 361 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,985 OH, MY GOD, I HAD NO IDEA. 362 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,386 HEY, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 363 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,388 BYE. LOVE YA, LOVE YA. 364 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,224 HEY, IT'S HOT, HOT, HOT. 365 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,558 THANKS, KIT. 366 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:53,393 HEY, DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL OVER THERE? 367 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,595 THAT GIRL? 368 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,629 MM-HMM. 369 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,964 THE ONE THAT'S BEEN SITTING THERE 370 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,032 FOR THREE DAYS IN THE SAME OLD CLOTHES? 371 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,266 DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S READING? 372 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,437 OH. 373 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,007 HEY THERE. 374 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,643 OH, HI. I'M SORRY. 375 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,177 DO YOU WANT ME TO PAY? 376 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,345 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 377 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,981 I JUST CAME OVER TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SOMETHING ELSE. 378 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,383 NO, I'M GOOD, THANKS. 379 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,384 I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE, ANYWAY. 380 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,253 I'M SORRY, $7.00 FOR A SLICE OF PIE, 381 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,254 I KNOW IT'S A LOT. 382 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,122 NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 383 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,992 WELL, HOW ABOUT IF YOU HAVE ONE ON ME? 384 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,560 I MEAN, THE PEAR POLENTA TART. 385 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,995 NO, I COULDN'T-- 386 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,997 COME ON. YOU CAN HAVE ONE, ALL RIGHT? 387 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,331 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM STARVING. 388 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,568 THANK YOU. 389 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,537 SO, HOW'S THE BOOK? 390 00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,472 SOME OF HER PARTS? 391 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:42,176 IT'S LIKE MY FIFTH TIME READING IT. 392 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,011 JENNIFER SCHECTER IS MY FAVORITE AUTHOR. 393 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,379 YOU SEE THAT YOUNG MAN OVER THERE? 394 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:51,285 HE LIVES WITH HER. 395 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,686 YOU WANT TO MEET HIM? 396 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,987 NO. 397 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,421 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I COULDN'T. 398 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,124 OH, YEAH, COME ON, COME ON. 399 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,293 COME ON, YOU'RE GOING TO. YEAH, BABY GIRL. 400 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,960 YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR BUTT UP. 401 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,395 COME ON. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 402 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,630 OKAY. 403 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,265 MAX, MAX. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? 404 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,535 ADELE. ADELE CHANNING. HI. 405 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:09,703 HI. I'M MAX SWEENEY. 406 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,673 AND I'M KIT PORTER. 407 00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,141 IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 408 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,243 [SHANE]: OKAY. 409 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,312 NOW YOU'RE VAGUELY ROCKING. 410 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,379 GO GET MARRIED. 411 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,415 GOOD LUCK. 412 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,292 SHANE? 413 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,359 THERE YOU ARE. 414 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,697 LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 415 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,173 SORRY, EXCUSE ME. SORRY. 416 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:50,110 EXCUSE ME. UM, COULD I HAVE A MEDIUM TRIPLE SOY CAPPUCCINO 417 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,078 WITH THREE PUMPS OF VANILLA, PLEASE? 418 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,580 CAN YOU ALSO PUT IT ON MY TAB? THANK YOU. 419 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,448 IS THIS THE FAMOUS JENNY SCHECTER? 420 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,084 KIT, IT'S SUCH A NIGHTMARE. 421 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,418 MY FUCKING ASSISTANT, MARISSA, QUIT ON ME, 422 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,654 AND I'VE BEEN WRITING ALL MORNING 423 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,156 AND I HAVE TO BE AT A WEDDING IN ONE HOUR 424 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,358 AND I DON'T HAVE A WEDDING GIFT. 425 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,526 CAN YOU TAKE A MINUTE? 426 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,194 THERE'S SOMEONE REALLY SPECIAL I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO MEET. 427 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,062 IT'S JUST GOING TO CRUSH THE DRESS. 428 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099 I DON'T... 429 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,366 YOU CAN DO IT. YES, YES, YOU CAN. 430 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,635 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 431 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,836 KIT, I HAVE TO GO BUY MY SATIN SHOES. 432 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,304 NO, NO SATIN-- 433 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,107 ADELE, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET JENNY SCHECTER. 434 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,375 OH, MY GOD. 435 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,777 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MEETING YOU. 436 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,146 YOU ARE. IT'S GREAT. 437 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,513 YOU'VE MET ME. 438 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,448 MAX, WILL YOU PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR? 439 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,285 JENNY, ADELE'S A HUGE FAN OF YOURS. 440 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,687 SHE'S READ YOUR BOOK FIVE TIMES. 441 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,688 SOME OF HER PARTS, RIGHT? 442 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,822 YEAH, AND--AND-- 443 00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,325 THUS SPOKE SARAH SCHUSTER 25 TIMES. 444 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:39,326 THAT'S NICE. 445 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,694 I ADAPTED IT AS A SCREENPLAY 446 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,828 FOR MY WOMEN'S STUDIES CLASS. 447 00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,430 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ADAPTED IT? 448 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,234 OH, BUT ONLY... ONLY AS A CLASS EXERCISE, 449 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,601 I MEAN, NOT AS A PUBLICATION. 450 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,670 AND WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO, ELAINE? 451 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:53,472 I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL FLORIDA. 452 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,275 [MAX]: JENNY, HER NAME'S ADELE. 453 00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:56,276 I'VE GOT TO GO. 454 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:57,277 WHY DON'T YOU COME AND SIT 455 00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:58,278 AND HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH US? 456 00:17:58,312 --> 00:17:59,279 YEAH, COME ON, COME ON. 457 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,280 NO, I DON'T WANT TO. 458 00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:01,080 YES, YES, YES, YES. 459 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,151 UH, WOULD YOU BRING HER COFFEE OVER, PLEASE? 460 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,154 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 461 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,621 OH, RIGHT THERE. 462 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,191 [MOANING] 463 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,638 [CRYING] 464 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,706 WHAT? 465 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,842 WHAT? 466 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,443 WHAT, DID I HURT YOU? DID I HURT YOU? 467 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,444 NO. 468 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,445 ARE YOU SURE? 469 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,579 NO, I'M FINE. 470 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,514 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE NOW. 471 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:39,186 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 472 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,490 THAT ASSHOLE REX IS HERE WITH HIS WIFE. 473 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,194 I WANT HIM TO SEE ME WITH YOU. 474 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,230 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MY SIDE TONIGHT. 475 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,732 DON'T LEAVE ME. 476 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,205 HELLO, GORGEOUS. 477 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,840 JOYCE. 478 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,140 NO. 479 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,510 YES. 480 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,878 AND DON'T SAY I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 481 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,647 "SHOULDN'T HAVE" MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT MOST. 482 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,386 JOYCE, COME SIT DOWN A MINUTE. 483 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,486 YEAH. 484 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,460 WHAT IS IT, PHYLLIS? WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 485 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,264 THIS IS HARD. 486 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,867 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, JUST SAY IT. 487 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,205 YOU MADE A LOVELY PROPOSAL TO ME, 488 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,275 AND I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW VERY MUCH IT MEANT TO ME 489 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,977 THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO. 490 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,879 TO U-HAUL WITH ME? 491 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,747 OH, GOD, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU SAYING THAT. 492 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,781 THAT WAS SO CUTE. 493 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:42,816 IT WAS? 494 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,685 IT WAS. 495 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,287 PHYLLIS, LOOK. 496 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,256 I KNOW YOU JUST GOT OUT OF A 30-YEAR MARRIAGE, 497 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,624 AND IF YOU NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE MORE TIME, 498 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,893 JUST TAKE IT. 499 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,395 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 500 00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,297 SO, YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME SEEING OTHER PEOPLE? 501 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,399 WHAT? 502 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,200 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 503 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,835 PLEASE UNDERSTAND. 504 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,370 NO, THERE'S NO UNDERSTANDING HERE, PHYLLIS, 505 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,405 I'M NOT OKAY WITH THAT. 506 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,008 ARE YOU ALREADY SEEING SOMEBODY? 507 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,475 NO... 508 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,543 NO, I MEAN, I WANT TO, 509 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,279 BUT... 510 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,947 I TOLD CAMILLA THAT I HAD TO TALK TO YOU 511 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,381 BEFORE WE DID ANYTHING. 512 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,783 CAMILLA? 513 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:17,817 MY FRIEND? 514 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:19,653 JOYCE, SHE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. 515 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,521 WELL, SHE'S A FRIEND OF A FRIEND, 516 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,724 AND YOU MET HER AT THAT PARTY I THREW FOR YOU. 517 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,292 WE BOTH FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS, 518 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,660 BUT COME ON, DON'T TAKE IT THAT WAY. 519 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,528 IT'S NOT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU VS. CAMILLA. 520 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,464 THIS IS FOUL PLAY. 521 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,798 I'M SO SORRY, JOYCE. 522 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:35,768 THANK YOU. 523 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,270 PHYLLIS, YOU'RE BEING RASH. 524 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,905 VERY RASH. 525 00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,474 I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW AND GIVE YOU SOME TIME 526 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:41,942 TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS 527 00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,311 SO YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING YOU WILL REGRET LATER. 528 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,848 I WENT ON SCHOLARSHIP, 529 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,850 SO IT'S THE ONLY SCHOOL IN ORLANDO 530 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:52,919 THAT HAS BOTH A WOMEN'S STUDIES PROGRAM 531 00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:54,054 AND A FILM PROGRAM. 532 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,489 HOW COME YOU WANTED TO GO 533 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,789 TO FILM SCHOOL IN ORLANDO? 534 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,325 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING. 535 00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,993 BECAUSE SHE LOVES DISNEY WORLD. 536 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,027 NO. 537 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:04,598 WELL, I JUST... 538 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,399 I ALSO WAS OFFERED A SCHOLARSHIP TO NYU, 539 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,301 WHICH IS, OF COURSE, WHERE I WANTED TO GO, 540 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:13,006 BUT MY MOM HAD KIND OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 541 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,441 AFTER MY DAD LEFT HER, SO. 542 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:19,713 I JUST STAYED TO TAKE CARE OF HER. 543 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,847 IS YOUR MOM OKAY NOW? 544 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,519 UM, YEAH. SHE'S BETTER, SHE'S BETTER. 545 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,320 WE JUST-- WE HAD A TOUGH TIME. 546 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,889 YOU KNOW? 547 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:33,460 I STAYED TO TAKE CARE OF HER, 548 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,895 BUT THEN SHE STILL TOOK A LOT OF ANGER OUT ON ME. 549 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:38,865 YOU KNOW WHAT? 550 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,401 IT WAS READING THIS BOOK 551 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,435 THAT GOT ME THROUGH THAT TIME. 552 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,837 IT WAS READING SOME OF HER PARTS. 553 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:45,872 I MEAN, THIS BOOK... 554 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,741 SAVED MY LIFE. 555 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,044 WHAT A NICE THING TO SAY. 556 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,745 ISN'T THAT, JENNY? 557 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:53,813 MM-HMM. 558 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,549 I WENT OUT AND I FOUND 559 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,018 EVERY SINGLE THING I COULD BY JENNIFER SCHECTER. 560 00:21:58,051 --> 00:21:59,986 I FOUND YOUR FIRST SHORT STORY COLLECTION. 561 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,689 I READ THOSE STORIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER. 562 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,857 MISS SCHECTER, I JUST-- I CAN'T TELL YOU-- 563 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,726 OH. JENNY. 564 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,461 OKAY, JENNY. 565 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,996 DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M HERE? 566 00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:12,832 NO. IN WEST HOLLYWOOD? 567 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:14,568 I'M HERE BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEWHERE 568 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,037 THAT THIS CAFE WAS THE INSPIRATION 569 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,840 FOR THE PLUTO CAFE IN "LEZ GIRLS." 570 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,641 I'M JUST-- I'M SO HONORED TO MEET YOU. 571 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,609 IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 572 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,046 HEY, JENNY, AREN'T YOU LATE 573 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,414 FOR A WEDDING OR SOMETHING? 574 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,515 WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S 10 TO 2:00. 575 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:31,051 THAT FUCKING ASSISTANT, MARISSA, 576 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,987 WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE GIFT, AND NOW I DON'T HAVE A GIFT. 577 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,989 SO WHAT? YOU CAN JUST GET ONE AFTER. 578 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,057 I MEAN, I'M SURE THEY'RE REGISTERED. 579 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:38,891 I'M SO SORRY. THIS IS MY FAULT. 580 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:43,096 CAN I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU? 581 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,663 I MEAN, I'M NOT SURE, UNLESS-- 582 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:45,798 I DON'T KNOW, 583 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,667 UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO GEARY'S OR WILLIAMS SONOMA, 584 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,902 WHERE THEY'RE REGISTERED, 585 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,904 AND MAYBE PICK UP A GIFT ON MY BEHALF 586 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,839 AND DROP IT OFF AT THEIR WEDDING? 587 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,142 SURE, YEAH, YEAH. DEFINITELY, OF COURSE. 588 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,044 I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. 589 00:22:58,078 --> 00:23:00,180 OH, GOOD. OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 590 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,380 COME ON. 591 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:05,918 YOU CAN HELP ME PICK OUT A PERFECT PAIR OF SATIN SHOES, 592 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,654 MAYBE CARRY THAT FOR ME, 593 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:11,557 AND TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN FLORIDA. 594 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,129 WOW. 595 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,596 YOU WANTED THAT JOB, DIDN'T YOU? 596 00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,466 AS IF. 597 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,434 NO, THOSE DAYS ARE GONE. 598 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,498 LOOKS LIKE NOBODY WARNED HER ABOUT DROPPING THE SOAP. 599 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:54,900 IT JUST SLIPPED FROM MY HAND. 600 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,735 "IT JUST SLIPPED FROM MY HAND." 601 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,238 YOU HEAR THAT, BILLY? 602 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,539 SHE'S A FLUFF. 603 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,873 ARE YOU A FLUFF, PRETTY GIRL? 604 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:01,440 I'M SORRY. 605 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,110 MAYBE IF YOU COULD JUST EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THAT IS. 606 00:24:05,145 --> 00:24:07,047 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN FOR A REAL TREAT, GIRLFRIEND. 607 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,914 GET AWAY FROM ME OR I'M GOING TO CALL SECURITY. 608 00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:10,016 OH... 609 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,720 OOH! SHE'S STRONG, TOO. 610 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:21,528 I WANT YOU TO CLICK UP. BLOOD IN. 611 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,897 IT INVOLVES BLOOD? 612 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:25,765 YOU'RE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL. 613 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,865 IT WOULD BE AN AWFUL SHAME 614 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,067 IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN 615 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:29,970 TO THAT PRETTY FACE. 616 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,271 LET HER GO, JACKIE. 617 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,141 WHY SHOULD I? 618 00:24:35,175 --> 00:24:37,544 BECAUSE SHE'S WITH ME. 619 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,051 SUIT YOURSELF. 620 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:53,560 BUT I'D KEEP MY EYE ON HER IF I WERE YOU. 621 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,270 HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I HAD A FUCKING DISEASE. 622 00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:06,906 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER. 623 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,274 WE WENT THROUGH LEADERSHIP TOGETHER, 624 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:10,877 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SUCH A FUCKING SOUTHERN BOY. 625 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,913 HE HASN'T EVEN SEEN ACTION. 626 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,547 HE'D PROBABLY SHIT HIS FUCKING PANTS 627 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,983 IF HIS BUDDY GOT HIS SKULL BLOWN OFF 628 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,885 NEXT TO HIM. 629 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:21,053 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 630 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,956 THE GOOD THING IS YOU KNOW WHERE HE STANDS 631 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,656 AND NOW YOU CAN GO GET YOURSELF A LAWYER 632 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,892 THAT'S NOT IN THE MILITARY, RIGHT? 633 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:29,128 I CAN'T AFFORD A CIVILIAN ATTORNEY. 634 00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:31,296 LET ME HELP YOU, TASH. 635 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,800 AND I DON'T WANT A CIVILIAN ATTORNEY. 636 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,335 WHY? 637 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:38,837 BECAUSE IF I HIRE A CIVILIAN ATTORNEY, 638 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,273 THEN I'M BASICALLY JUST ADMITTING 639 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:42,275 THAT I'M LOOKING TO GET AN HONORABLE DISCHARGE. 640 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:43,942 NOW, BEECH SAID THAT 641 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,345 IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEND 642 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,780 A DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL CASE, 643 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,582 BECAUSE THE ALLEGATIONS ARE USUALLY TRUE. 644 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:50,916 WELL, THEN FORGET BEECH. 645 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:52,985 HE'S OBVIOUSLY A SHITTY LAWYER. 646 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,821 YOU CAN WIN THIS. 647 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,088 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW 648 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,625 WHY THE ARMY TRIES TO KEEP GAYS OUT OF THE MILITARY, ANYWAY. 649 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:03,729 I'M NOT FIGHTING TO ALLOW GAYS TO SERVE OPENLY IN THE MILITARY. 650 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,999 I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO OVERTURN DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. 651 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,600 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT NOW. 652 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,234 THEN WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR? 653 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:12,671 I'M FIGHTING TO STAY IN THE MILITARY. 654 00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:16,042 I'VE WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS, ALICE. 655 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,645 SO, YOU'VE WORKED YOUR WHOLE LIFE 656 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,112 TO JUST DENY WHO YOU ARE? 657 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,283 I'M SORRY, TASHA. 658 00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:24,850 I'M REALLY JUST GOING TO HAVE TO 659 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:29,054 ADJUST MY THINKING ON THIS ONE. 660 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:32,892 I'M ON YOUR SIDE, THOUGH. 661 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,227 HEY? 662 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,994 I AM. 663 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,984 [WEDDING MARCH PLAYS] 664 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,149 I'M SO SORRY. 665 00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,019 I'M SO SORRY... 666 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,687 THAT I'M LATE. 667 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,255 YEAH, WE WERE ALL WAITING. 668 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:37,256 OH, I'M SORRY. 669 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:38,957 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU WAIT. 670 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:39,958 NICE DRESS. 671 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:41,427 THANKS, TINA. 672 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:43,229 [WOMAN]: HONEY? HONEY? 673 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,230 HONEY? 674 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,466 [MUTTERING] 675 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,868 HAVE YOU SEEN SHANE? 676 00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:50,403 NO. 677 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:55,174 I ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING I'M SUPPOSED TO DO. 678 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:59,779 EVERYTHING MY FATHER WANTS. 679 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:04,216 I TRY SO HARD TO PLEASE HIM, BUT HE'S NEVER PLEASED. 680 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,786 WELL... 681 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:11,257 FORGETTING YOUR FATHER FOR A SECOND, 682 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:13,426 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT? 683 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:17,196 NOBODY'S EVER ASKED ME THAT BEFORE. 684 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,933 WELL, DO YOU LOVE HIM? 685 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,367 OF COURSE, I LOVE HIM. HE'S MY FATHER. 686 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:23,069 I DON'T MEAN YOUR FATHER. 687 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,236 I MEAN YOUR FIANCE. 688 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:28,741 HE'S SWEET, 689 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,042 AND HE TREATS ME WELL. 690 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,811 GOOD. 691 00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,045 ARE YOU IN THERE? JUST A SECOND. 692 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,113 EVERYBODY IS WAITING, SWEETHEART. 693 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,183 DO YOU... 694 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,955 DO YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON? 695 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:45,358 THANKS. 696 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:46,459 WE'RE BOTH ADVENTUROUS. 697 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:51,196 WE LOVE TO TRAVEL. 698 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,331 AND... 699 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:55,167 WE LIKE TO RIDE HORSES A LOT. 700 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,371 THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE COMPATIBLE. 701 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,872 DOES HE LISTEN TO YOU? 702 00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:01,740 HE ALWAYS LOOKS ME RIGHT IN THE EYE. 703 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,276 IS HE FAITHFUL? 704 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,179 I'M PRETTY SURE. 705 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:09,081 GOOD. 706 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,984 THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT MOST PEOPLE CAN SAY. 707 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,490 YOU DO LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 708 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,260 YOUR HAIR IS STAYING PUT. 709 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,502 YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 710 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:31,169 YOU REALLY ARE. YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY. 711 00:29:37,477 --> 00:29:40,312 WHAT IF THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE? 712 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:46,019 I MEAN, BRETT'S SWEET, BUT... 713 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,353 HE DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL 714 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:50,423 LIKE WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE WORLD TOGETHER. 715 00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:00,066 MADISON... 716 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,800 IT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 717 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,203 IS SOMETHING THAT... 718 00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:07,472 THAT YOU HAVE TO DO ON YOUR OWN, 719 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,575 AND NO ONE CAN HELP YOU FIND IT, 720 00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:11,009 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, 721 00:30:11,044 --> 00:30:12,345 FROM WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME, 722 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,313 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND BRETT 723 00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:16,416 ARE GOING TO BE GREAT TOGETHER. 724 00:30:18,318 --> 00:30:19,452 DON'T THROW THAT AWAY. 725 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:22,989 IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO FIND. 726 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:32,265 AND... 727 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:35,233 WOW, YOU REALLY... 728 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,903 REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW. 729 00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:40,540 A LOT. 730 00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:44,010 NO, NO, NO, IT'S... 731 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:44,944 IT'S A COMPLIMENT. 732 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:50,416 WELL, YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE SHOT. 733 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,918 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO DO IT. 734 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:21,213 WHAT DID THEY SAY? 735 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:24,951 WHAT WERE THE ACTUAL WORDS? 736 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,319 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 737 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:30,056 UM, I THINK SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "CLICKING." 738 00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,591 DID SHE TELL YOU TO CLICK UP? 739 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,358 YES! 740 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,027 IT MEANS JUST JOIN A GANG. 741 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,629 SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO JOIN A GANG. 742 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,364 WHAT USE AM I GOING TO BE TO A PRISON GANG? 743 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,602 REALLY? DOES THAT MEAN THAT DUSTY IS IN A GANG, TOO? 744 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,003 WHO'S DUSTY? 745 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,270 DUSTY, MY CELLMATE, 746 00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:49,142 THE ONE WHO I SAID STEPPED IN, WENT UP TO JACKIE AND SAID... 747 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,176 SHE SAID, "SHE'S WITH ME." 748 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,544 OKAY, GIRL, BABY GIRL, 749 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,446 THAT MEANS THAT IF JACKIE EVEN LOOK AT YOU WRONG, 750 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,048 SHE HAS TO ANSWER TO DUSTY. 751 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,651 GIRL, I HOPE DUSTY IS TOUGH ENOUGH 752 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,119 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 753 00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,687 OH, SHE'S STRONG. 754 00:32:01,721 --> 00:32:04,423 SHE'S AMAZINGLY STRONG. 755 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:06,224 SHE DOESN'T TALK MUCH, BUT-- 756 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:09,695 WHEN I FIRST MET HER, 757 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,430 I THOUGHT SHE WAS A HOMICIDAL MANIAC. 758 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:14,333 A HOMICIDAL MANIAC WHO SAVED YOUR BUTT. 759 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:17,035 YEAH. 760 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,271 YEAH, I'VE BEEN WATCHING HER. 761 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:26,379 WOW, SHE'S GOT THIS KIND OF QUIET INTENSITY. 762 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:28,514 SHE'S FASCINATING, ACTUALLY. 763 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:31,416 SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S INDEPENDENT, GIRL, 764 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,386 AND THAT'S THE KIND OF FRIEND YOU WANT. 765 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:36,421 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 766 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,690 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS? 767 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:42,195 I'VE BEEN PLACES, OKAY? 768 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:45,464 SHIT, HAVE I. 769 00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:51,269 SO SOMETIMES THEY TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE BEING DELAYED, 770 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,438 BUT THEY DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO TELL YOU? 771 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,742 UM, YEAH. PRETTY MUCH. 772 00:32:56,776 --> 00:32:59,612 I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE 773 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,980 UNTIL YOU'RE ON THAT PLANE HALFWAY TO IRAQ. 774 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,450 SHE DOESN'T KNOW 775 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,685 ANYTHING, REALLY. 776 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:06,685 YOU CAN TRUST THEM. 777 00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:08,687 DON'T. 778 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,258 OH, SHIT. 779 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,460 WHAT? 780 00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,564 I THOUGHT PHYLLIS ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HER. 781 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:22,034 I SO DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 782 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,569 THEY'RE BREAKING UP RIGHT NOW. 783 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,570 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 784 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,639 BODY LANGUAGE. 785 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,342 PHYLLIS, LISTEN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. 786 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,811 I'M GOOD FOR YOU. 787 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,479 I'M RICH, I'M SMART, 788 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,250 I'M GREAT IN BED. 789 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,252 AND I KNOW YOU THINK YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FIELD, 790 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,220 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, 791 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:43,421 YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THAN ME. 792 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,448 ARE YOU OKAY? 793 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,317 MM-HMM. I'M GOOD. 794 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,657 DO YOU SEE ANYBODY HERE YOU LIKE? 795 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:19,725 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 796 00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,427 THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE STRAIGHTEST WEDDING 797 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:23,229 ON EARTH. 798 00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:25,631 NO LESBIAN'S EVER GOING TO GET LAID HERE. 799 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:26,799 YEAH, PROBABLY. 800 00:34:32,705 --> 00:34:34,206 SHIT, I NEED A DRINK. 801 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,074 LET'S GO TO THE BAR. 802 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:42,882 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD. 803 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,850 MM-MM. I'M FINE. 804 00:34:44,884 --> 00:34:46,252 SHANE. 805 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,253 HI. 806 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,254 GUESS WHAT. 807 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,823 WILLY LOVES YOU. 808 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,192 HE SAID THE GIRLS CAN'T STOP TALKING 809 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:54,427 ABOUT HOW YOU DID THEM, 810 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,394 AND I SAID, "WILLY, 811 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,730 CAN SHANE PLEASE DO HAIR ON THE MOVIE?" 812 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:58,864 AND GUESS WHAT HE SAID. 813 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,166 WHAT? "YES." 814 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,399 YEAH? 815 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,535 GOOD. 816 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,805 TINA, WHAT DID YOU GET THE BRIDE? 817 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:10,710 I GOT THE BRIDE FOUR ESPRESSO CUPS. 818 00:35:10,743 --> 00:35:12,611 THAT'S NICE. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 819 00:35:12,645 --> 00:35:13,612 OH, GOD! 820 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:14,847 THANK GOD, YOU'RE HERE. 821 00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:15,915 WHAT DID I GET THE BRIDE? 822 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:19,185 YOU GOT THE BRIDE A LIMITED EDITION 823 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:22,622 KITCHENAID ARTISAN STAND MIXER IN METALLIC CHROME. 824 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,190 NICE GIFT. 825 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:26,458 IT'S A DREAM APPLIANCE. 826 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,860 I LOVE THAT. 827 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,461 I BROUGHT YOU SOME CAKE. ARE YOU HUNGRY? 828 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,796 I GUESS SO. 829 00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:31,896 HI. 830 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:37,736 I DON'T LIKE THAT. 831 00:35:39,872 --> 00:35:41,307 I'M SORRY. 832 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,209 LET'S PUT THE GIFT ON THE TABLE. 833 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,509 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE, SHANE. 834 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,178 BYE, JENNY. COME ON. 835 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,814 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? I DON'T KNOW. 836 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:49,849 JENNY'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 837 00:35:49,882 --> 00:35:51,549 HI, SHANE. HI, GINA. 838 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,451 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? 839 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:55,553 YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T LIKE TO DANCE. 840 00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:56,822 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 841 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:59,557 MY ASSHOLE BOSS, HE'S OVER THERE. 842 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,794 I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 843 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:03,462 OH, GOD. 844 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:04,864 PLEASE DANCE WITH ME. 845 00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:05,965 JENNY, YOU KNOW, I-- 846 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,632 I WANT REX TO SEE US TOGETHER. 847 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,668 OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 848 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,369 I HAVE TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM. 849 00:36:11,404 --> 00:36:12,805 THAT'S CUTE. 850 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,241 AND I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES, OKAY? 851 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,307 OKAY. 852 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,609 SO JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. 853 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,511 JUST STAY PUT. I'LL COME AND FIND YOU. 854 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,914 OKAY. I'LL BE HERE. 855 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:33,792 GUYS! 856 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,328 ALICE, DON'T. 857 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,495 WHAT? 858 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:38,864 WHAT IS UP WITH YOU TWO? 859 00:36:38,898 --> 00:36:40,565 THIS IS REALLY STUPID. 860 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:41,934 WE SHOULD JUST TELL THEM. THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS. 861 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,536 TELL US WHAT? 862 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:44,803 TASHA'S BEING HELD BACK 863 00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:46,005 BECAUSE SHE'S BEING INVESTIGATED 864 00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,505 FOR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT. 865 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,708 YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 866 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:50,876 AND SHE HAS TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE, 867 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:52,510 SO IF YOU COULD JUST LAY OFF THE PDA. 868 00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:56,449 I'M SORRY-- YOU JUST-- YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. 869 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:59,785 I'M SO SORRY, TASHA. I HAD NO IDEA. 870 00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,519 NO, I'M SORRY. 871 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,492 BE RIGHT BACK. 872 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:10,963 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 873 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:13,866 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYBODY. 874 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,734 I KNOW. I WASN'T GOING TO, BUT I HAD TO. 875 00:37:15,768 --> 00:37:17,569 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO SHIT, ALICE. 876 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:18,804 YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! 877 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,772 OKAY, I DON'T DESERVE THAT, ALL RIGHT? 878 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:21,974 I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. 879 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:23,476 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 880 00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:24,977 GET WHAT? YOU WERE SITTING THERE SQUIRMING. 881 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:27,045 ALICE, IT'S MY LIFE. 882 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,848 OKAY, I DETERMINE WHEN AND IF PEOPLE WILL KNOW. 883 00:37:29,882 --> 00:37:32,818 THEY'RE NOT JUST PEOPLE, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 884 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,852 YOU CAN TRUST THEM. 885 00:37:33,886 --> 00:37:35,620 IT'S NOT THEM I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 886 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,789 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 887 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:42,461 NOTHING. 888 00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:44,330 I'M SORRY. 889 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,263 NOTHING. 890 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,732 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS 891 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,602 IF THEY KNOW. 892 00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:52,404 BECAUSE, ALICE, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, 893 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:53,638 AND I DON'T WANT TO SIT AROUND 894 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:55,474 AND LISTEN TO EVERYONE'S OPINIONS ABOUT IT, 895 00:37:55,508 --> 00:37:57,575 AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL LIKE THEY CAN'T BE THEMSELVES 896 00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:58,611 AROUND ME. 897 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,578 THEY DON'T FEEL THAT WAY, TASH. 898 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,280 BUT, SEE, THIS WHY I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME OUT TONIGHT. 899 00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:06,751 LISTEN, 900 00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:09,587 I'M JUST HAVING A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING 901 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:12,525 WHY YOU WANT TO BE PART OF AN INSTITUTION 902 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:13,893 THAT HATES WHO YOU ARE. 903 00:38:13,926 --> 00:38:15,594 OKAY? I'M STRUGGLING WITH THAT. 904 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,998 BUT I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO YOU, 905 00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:20,832 AND I KNOW THIS IS EVERYTHING TO YOU. 906 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,402 AND YOU'RE EVERYTHING TO ME, 907 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,604 AND I'M JUST TRYING TO STAND HERE BY YOU. 908 00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:30,909 I KNOW. 909 00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:33,912 YOU'RE RIGHT. 910 00:38:33,946 --> 00:38:35,948 I'M SORRY. 911 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,119 I'M SORRY, TOO. 912 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:42,555 I AM. 913 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:48,661 I LIKE YOUR POSTERS. 914 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:51,363 ISN'T IT SAD HOW DOROTHY DANDRIDGE 915 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:55,700 DIED AT THE AGE OF 42? 916 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:59,637 OD'D ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. 917 00:38:59,672 --> 00:39:00,839 SHE KILLED HERSELF? 918 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:04,410 WELL, THEY SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 919 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,045 YOU KNOW, SHE WAS TAKING ALL THESE DIFFERENT MEDICATIONS 920 00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:09,647 FOR A SEVERELY INJURED ANKLE, 921 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:11,549 BUT WHO KNOWS? 922 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:14,118 APPARENTLY, SHE WAS REALLY DEPRESSED. 923 00:39:14,153 --> 00:39:16,422 IT'S SO SAD. 924 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,823 I LOVED HER IN CARMEN JONES. 925 00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:20,059 ME TOO. 926 00:39:30,069 --> 00:39:32,704 DUSTY... 927 00:39:32,738 --> 00:39:36,975 EARLIER, WHEN YOU SAID I WAS WITH YOU-- 928 00:39:37,009 --> 00:39:38,910 DOESN'T MEAN I WANT ANYTHING. 929 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,748 OH. 930 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,098 LOOK WHO WE RAN INTO. 931 00:39:59,131 --> 00:40:00,733 OH. 932 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,400 HI. I'M SORRY, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE YOUR SEATS. 933 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,736 IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 934 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:04,903 WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA TAKE OFF. 935 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:06,037 I'M SORRY. 936 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,705 IT'S OKAY. 937 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,873 CAN I GRAB MY PURSE? 938 00:40:08,908 --> 00:40:10,441 OH, SURE. 939 00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,911 ARE YOU SURE? 940 00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:16,015 YEAH, NO, I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY. 941 00:40:16,048 --> 00:40:18,616 THIS ONE OVER HERE CAN'T WAIT TO GET BETWEEN THE SHEETS. 942 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:20,586 I TOLD HER WE NEEDED 943 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,154 TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE, 944 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,856 AND, YOU KNOW, SPREAD THE LOVE. 945 00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:30,028 TASHA, I AM SO SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA. 946 00:40:30,062 --> 00:40:32,531 DON'T BE SORRY. YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 947 00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:33,898 ALL RIGHT? IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU GUYS. 948 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:35,701 IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 949 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,137 BYE. BYE. 950 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:41,140 HONEY, COULD YOU PLEASE GET ME ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? 951 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,041 YOU BETCHA. 952 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,579 HELP ME. 953 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,150 * THAT I WOULD CRY 954 00:40:51,183 --> 00:40:56,754 * OH, BABY 955 00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:59,658 * OH, BABY, OH 956 00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:03,629 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN IN MY LIFE? 957 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,598 WELL, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO BE. 958 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:09,535 I'M VERY GLAD IT'S ME. 959 00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:13,105 I HAD THE MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE TODAY. 960 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,940 THIS WOMAN CAME UP TO ME, 961 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,241 AND SHE SAID THAT MY BOOK SAVED HER LIFE, 962 00:41:17,276 --> 00:41:19,979 AND I THOUGHT, 963 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,647 "I THINK OUR MOVIE 964 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,149 IS GOING TO HAVE AN IMPACT ON PEOPLE." 965 00:41:24,183 --> 00:41:25,883 I KNOW IT IS. 966 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:26,951 DO YOU? 967 00:41:26,986 --> 00:41:28,187 I KNOW IT IS. 968 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,828 THAT'S SO SWEET, I THINK I MIGHT PUKE. 969 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,162 I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL 970 00:41:37,196 --> 00:41:38,697 THAT A MAN WHO'S SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE 971 00:41:38,731 --> 00:41:40,265 PLUNDERING FOR HIS OWN ENRICHMENT 972 00:41:40,299 --> 00:41:43,569 NOW WANTS TO CHANGE THE WORLD THROUGH ART. 973 00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:49,141 IF YOU SEE SHANE, TELL HER I LEFT. 974 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:52,177 BUT I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. 975 00:42:21,173 --> 00:42:22,241 READY TO GO? 976 00:42:22,274 --> 00:42:23,609 YES. 977 00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:24,675 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 978 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,676 I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HER. 979 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,112 DO IT AGAIN, PHYLLIS. 980 00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:29,581 SOME LESBIANS YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH MORE THAN ONCE. 981 00:42:34,253 --> 00:42:35,888 I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT. 982 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,356 WE'RE ABOUT TO GO ON OUR HONEYMOON. 983 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:40,292 OH, GOOD, I'M GLAD. 984 00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:42,294 WELL, ENJOY YOURSELF. 985 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,094 THANK YOU. 986 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,596 YOU'RE WELCOME. FOR EVERYTHING. 987 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:46,632 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 988 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,167 SHANE. 989 00:42:49,201 --> 00:42:50,269 GINA. 990 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,770 REX IS OUTSIDE WITH HIS WIFE. 991 00:42:51,804 --> 00:42:53,071 I WANT HIM TO SEE US TOGETHER. 992 00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:54,072 GINA, GO TO THE KITCHEN 993 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,707 AND TELL THEM 994 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,041 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF CHAMPAGNE. 995 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,576 PRONTO! 996 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,580 MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 997 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,249 WHAT IS IT? 998 00:43:04,283 --> 00:43:07,619 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO COME AND FIND OUT. 999 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:28,674 DUSTY? 1000 00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:32,944 HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 1001 00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:34,313 YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE. 1002 00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:39,952 YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DREAM. 1003 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,386 ALL RIGHT? 1004 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:47,392 ARE YOU OKAY? 1005 00:44:20,292 --> 00:44:23,028 YOU WERE DEFENDING SOMEONE, RIGHT? 1006 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:26,931 OR MAYBE YOU WERE SET UP. 1007 00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:28,367 DID SOMEONE FRAME YOU? 1008 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,934 NOBODY FRAMED ME. 1009 00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:30,736 I'M SURE WHATEVER IT WAS, 1010 00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:35,072 YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL ANYONE. 1011 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,241 I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYBODY. 1012 00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:37,275 YOU DIDN'T? 1013 00:44:37,309 --> 00:44:38,976 IT WAS TAX FRAUD. 1014 00:44:39,011 --> 00:44:42,079 OH. 1015 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,382 OH. 1016 00:44:43,415 --> 00:44:44,682 OH. 1017 00:44:56,962 --> 00:44:59,031 ARE YOU SHANE? WHAT? 1018 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,164 THE MRS. ASKED ME 1019 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,401 TO GIVE THIS TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. 1020 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,041 IT'S THIS WAY. 1021 00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:11,410 FOLLOW ME. 1022 00:45:15,514 --> 00:45:16,814 IT'S INCREDIBLE 1023 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,817 THAT HE'S DECIDED TO FINANCE YOUR MOVIE. 1024 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:21,353 YES. WILLIAM IS SO GRATEFUL TO BE INVOLVED IN THE MOVIE. 1025 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,421 HE THINKS THAT IT'S GOING TO REDEEM 1026 00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:25,056 ALL THESE VULGAR THINGS THAT HE'S DONE FOR MONEY. 1027 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:26,792 YEAH, IT TOTALLY WILL. 1028 00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,293 I MEAN, YOU ARE JUST SO AMAZING 1029 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,328 FOR SHOWING HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS. 1030 00:45:30,362 --> 00:45:31,830 OH, THANK YOU. 1031 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:34,198 WELL, I THINK HE'S A NICE GUY, 1032 00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:39,337 AND YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM ONCE YOU BECOME MY ASSISTANT. 1033 00:45:39,371 --> 00:45:40,439 WHAT? 1034 00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:42,941 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY ASSISTANT? 1035 00:45:42,975 --> 00:45:45,010 YES! YES! 1036 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:46,210 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1037 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,211 NO, YOU DON'T-- 1038 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,480 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 1039 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:49,548 HOW MUCH I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT. 1040 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:50,983 DO YOU? YES. 1041 00:45:51,016 --> 00:45:51,984 OH, YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1042 00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:53,385 I'M GOING TO WORK SO HARD FOR YOU. 1043 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,987 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE SORRY. 1044 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:55,988 OH, MY GOD, I'M SO EXCITED. 1045 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,054 CAREFUL OF THE DRESS. 1046 00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:09,334 DRINK? 1047 00:46:09,368 --> 00:46:13,338 YEAH. 1048 00:46:13,372 --> 00:46:15,773 I THINK I'D BETTER. 1049 00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:24,382 THANK YOU. 1050 00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:26,518 SO, SHANE. 1051 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:27,886 YES, MA'AM? 1052 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:32,090 DON'T BE COY WITH ME, SHANE. 1053 00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:34,159 I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT ME WHEN YOU FOLLOWED ME. 1054 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:36,193 YOU DID? 1055 00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:37,496 YES, I DID. 1056 00:46:37,529 --> 00:46:41,833 AND IT MADE ME HORNY. 1057 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,535 I'M NOT CRAZY, AM I, SHANE? 1058 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:46,404 NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1059 00:46:46,438 --> 00:46:47,839 GOOD. 1060 00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:50,375 YOU KNOW, SHANE, 1061 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,077 I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 1062 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:55,346 THERE'S NOT A LOT I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED. 1063 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:58,316 I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT, 1064 00:46:58,349 --> 00:47:01,086 BUY ANYTHING I WANT, 1065 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:06,391 AND IT'S STARTING TO WEAR A LITTLE BIT THIN. 1066 00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:07,925 MRS. HALSEY, I-- 1067 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:11,129 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE I'VE NEVER BEEN. 1068 00:47:14,533 --> 00:47:15,634 I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD. 1069 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,402 YEAH. 1070 00:47:17,436 --> 00:47:19,970 YOU COULD. 1071 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,439 AND YOU WILL. 1072 00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:43,160 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOTHING. 1073 00:47:43,195 --> 00:47:45,363 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOTHING. 1074 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:48,133 [MOANING] 1075 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:49,467 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 1076 00:47:49,501 --> 00:47:51,503 YEAH, WHAT IS THAT? 1077 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:02,880 MOTHER! 1078 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,182 SHANE! 1079 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:07,218 GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU COW! SHE'S MINE! 1080 00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,219 YOURS? 1081 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:09,654 SHANE, TELL THEM ABOUT US. 1082 00:48:09,688 --> 00:48:11,021 WHAT? 1083 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,491 SHANE NEEDS A WOMAN 1084 00:48:12,524 --> 00:48:15,092 WHO CAN TAKE HER PLACES SHE'S NEVER BEEN BEFORE, 1085 00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:16,962 NOT SOME LITTLE TWERP 1086 00:48:16,994 --> 00:48:19,531 WHO BARELY KNOWS HOW TO TONGUE KISS. 1087 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:20,532 WHAT TILL DADDY FINDS OUT. 1088 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:21,533 DADDY WILL NOT FIND OUT! 1089 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:22,634 YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR HER! 1090 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,435 OH, MY GOD! COME BACK HERE. 1091 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:25,436 SHANE! 1092 00:48:25,470 --> 00:48:28,206 WAIT! COME HERE! 1093 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,673 THEY'RE CRAZY, SHANE! 1094 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:34,413 EXCUSE ME. SORRY, EXCUSE ME. 1095 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,513 SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 1096 00:48:35,547 --> 00:48:37,415 SHANE! 1097 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:38,449 THEY'RE CRAZY, SHANE! 1098 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:41,019 STOP HER! 1099 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,520 JENNY! 1100 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:47,559 DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE! 1101 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:51,129 SHANE! 1102 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,446 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1103 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:10,549 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1104 00:49:10,582 --> 00:49:13,984 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1105 00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:17,422 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1106 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,357 * YOU SHATTERED MY IMAGE OF LOVE * 1107 00:49:20,392 --> 00:49:24,262 * WHILE I WAS NAKED IN THE TUB 1108 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,998 * YOU SHATTERED MY IMAGE OF LOVE * 1109 00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:31,470 * SO WHEN I BIT IT WAS FOR BLOOD * 1110 00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:48,019 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1111 00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:51,355 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1112 00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:54,759 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME * 1113 00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:59,463 * YOU COULD NOT KEEP YOUR PRETTY HANDS OFF ME... *