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PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...

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FAMOUS BETTE.

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FAMOUS?

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TINA'S JUST TOLD ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU.

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MAYBE WE CAN DO THIS
ANOTHER TIME.

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I THINK YOU HAVE SOME THINGS
TO FIGURE OUT.

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I JUST PISSED NEXT TO
THE CUTEST BOY ALIVE.

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HE'S A TRANS MAN.

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OH, MY GOD, I HAD NO IDEA.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

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I BELIEVE
I'M BEING INVESTIGATED

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FOR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT.

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ALLEGATIONS LIKE THIS ARE
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DISPROVE.

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MOSTLY BECAUSE
THEY END UP BEING TRUE.

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I WANT YOU
TO CLICK UP.

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SHE JUST WANTS YOU
TO JOIN A GANG.

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DOES THAT MEAN
THAT DUSTY IS IN A GANG?

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WHO'S DUSTY?

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BUT YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME.

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WANT TO FILE A REPORT.
NO.

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GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU COW!
SHE'S MINE!

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YOURS!

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SHANE, TELL THEM
ABOUT US.

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DADDY WILLDADDY FINDS OUT.ILL
NOT FIND OUT.

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OH, MY GOD.
COME BACK HERE!

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JENNY,
I NEED YOUR CAR.

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DRIVE, WOMAN!
DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!

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[ALICE]: I HAD A DREAM
ABOUT JENNY'S MOVIE LAST NIGHT.

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IT WAS WEIRD.

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[SHANE]:
WHAT WAS IT?

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[ALICE]: ME, YOU, AND HELENA
WERE, LIKE, CHARLIE'S ANGELS.

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[SHANE]: WHO WAS CHARLIE?

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ONCE UPON A TIME,

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THEY WERE THREE
LITTLE LESBIANS

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WHO JUST HUNG OUT
AT A COFFEE SHOP,

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BUT I CHANGED ALL THAT,

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AND NOW THEY WORK FOR ME.

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MY NAME IS BEV.

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GOOD MORNING, LESBIANS.

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GOOD MORNING, BEV!

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GOOD MORNING, BEV!

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LADIES, I HAVE
A NEW MISSION FOR YOU.

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IT INVOLVES
GOING UNDERCOVER.

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OKAY, LESBIANS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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SURE SOUNDS
DANGEROUS.

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ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT
GOING TO RUIN OUR HAIR?

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I PROMISE YOU GIRLS

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I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN
TO YOUR HAIR OR MAKEUP.

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HELEN?

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COUNT ME IN...

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BEV.

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WELL, OF COURSE
WE'RE IN,

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BUT ARE YOU SURE
THESE GAYDAR GUNS

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ARE REALLY GOING TO WORK?

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WELL, THEY BETTER WORK,

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BECAUSE THE TARGET'S
JUST ENTERED THE ROOM.

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[**]

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OKAY, LESBIANS,
GO GET 'ER.

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COME ON, GIRLS,
LET'S GET HER.

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[**]

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[BEEPING]

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[BEEPING]

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[**]

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* GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES
WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES *

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* CHICKS DRIVING FAST
INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES *

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* WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST
WOMEN WHO GIVE *

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* THIS IS THE WAY
IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE *

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* TALKING, LAUGHING
LOVING, BREATHING *

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* FIGHTING, FUCKING
CRYING, DRINKING *

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* WRITING, WINNING
LOSING, CHEATING *

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* KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING

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* THIS IS THE WAY...

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* IT'S THE WAY
THAT WE LIVE *

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* IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE

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* AND LOVE

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[**]

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WOW.

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WOW.

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DAY THREE, SHE'S
STILL GOING STRONG.

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AH, 'MORNING,
LAZY ASSES.

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FUCK OFF, YOU FREAK.

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HOW'S IT GOING,
SHANE?

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I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 5:30 A.M.

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GOTTA SAY, IT'S GOING
PRETTY WELL.

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AND ALL OF THIS IS BECAUSE
YOU'VE SWORN OFF SEX?

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YUP,
AND ALL THE CRAP

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THAT GOES
ALONG WITH IT.

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I HEAR YOU,
SISTER.

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HOMEY.

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I HAVE DECLARED
A MORATORIUM

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ON SEX,

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AND A MORATORIUM ON DRAMA,

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AND A MORATORIUM ON JEALOUSY.

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AND A MORATORIUM
ON GIRLS

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THROWING ROCKS
THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS,

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AND BURNING
YOUR SHIT DOWN.

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WHAT, SOMEONE THREW A ROCK
THROUGH YOUR WINDOW?

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YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS ONE OF THE
BRIDESMAIDS FROM THE WEDDING.

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I'M TELLING YOU,
I'M FUCKING DONE.

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A FEW DAYS AGO
I DECIDED TO TAKE

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A MAJOR BREAK FROM SEX,

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THEREBY ELIMINATING
THE MAIN CAUSE OF INSANITY

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IN MY LIFE,

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AND I GOT TO
TELL YOU GIRLS,

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I HAVE NEVER,
EVER FELT

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SO FREAKISHLY
CLEAR-HEADED,

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OR HIGHLY ENERGIZED.

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SPEAKING OF FREAKISH...

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HI!

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LOOK AT JENNY'S
NEW ASSISTANT.

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WELL, YOU KIND OF HAVE TO
ADMIRE HER A LITTLE BIT.

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IT'S GROSS.

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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT GIRL.

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SO...

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DENISE SEEMS NICE.

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YOU KNOW, MORTGAGE BROKERS
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

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WE DIDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING IN COMMON.

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I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO
SAY I'M NOT A SNOB, BUT--

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TINA, HONEY,
YOU ARE A SNOB.

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I MEAN, COME ON, WE LOVE YOU,
BUT YOU'RE A SNOB.

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ALL RIGHT,
WE'LL FIND SOMEBODY

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MORE YOUR STYLE,
SOMEONE, LIKE,

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I DON'T KNOW,
IN THE BIZ, OR--

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NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T
WANT TO GO OUT WITH

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ANYONE
IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS.

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TINA, PICKY,
PICKY, PICKY.

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REALLY. GOD...

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OKAY, WE'LL FIND YOU
SOMEONE IN THE ART WORLD,

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OR ART ADJACENT.

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WELL, THAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU,
AM I RIGHT?

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IT IS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
WE SHOULD DO?

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WE SHOULD GO ON
OURCHART,

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LOOK AT SOME
MEMBER PROFILES.

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TINA, DON'T LOOK
AT ME LIKE THAT.

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I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU.

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JESUS CHRIST.

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OH, MY GOD,

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I THINK
I'M GOING TO VOMIT.

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DAMN IT, HE'S SO
FUCKING CUTE.

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YOU SEE THAT GUY
OVER THERE?

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JODI'S INTERPRETER.

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HE HIT ON ME THE OTHER DAY
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

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HE'S HANDSOME.

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SO?

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ARE YOU ATTRACTED
TO HIM?

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NO, OF COURSE NOT.

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IT WOULDN'T BE SUCH
AN OUTLANDISH THING.

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THE LAST TRANS GUY I DATED--

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LOOK, I'M NOT INTO MEN.

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THE LAST TRANS GUY I DATED
WASN'T INTO MEN AT ALL

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BEFORE HE TRANSITIONED.

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SHE WAS A GOLD STAR
BUTCH LESBIAN.

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I'M NOT A GOLD STAR EITHER.

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JULIE WAS.

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UNTIL SHE BECAME JAKE.

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JAKE TURNED OUT TO BE A GAY MAN.

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I HEARD THIS THEORY

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THAT WHAT'S
GENETICALLY ENCODED IN US

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ISN'T ATTRACTION TO MEN
OR ATTRACTION TO WOMEN,

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BUT IT'S SAME-SEX ATTRACTION.

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THERE YOU GO.

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ADELE, DO AWAY WITH
THESE SWEATY THINGS.

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THANKS.

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HI.

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HI.

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WOW, YOU'VE GOT
GREAT ABS.

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NO, NO,CAN I--
DON'T-DON'T...

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JUST DON'T TOUCH ME
TODAY, PLEASE.

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SHE'S NOT
GOING TO MAKE IT.

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I DON'T THINK SHE'S
GOING TO MAKE IT.

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NO.

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WHERE DID I PACK
MY KEYS?

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IN YOUR BAG,
DIDN'T YOU?

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I DON'T REMEMBER.

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HEY, LOOK,
THE PINK RIDE.

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[JENNY]:
OH, I'M DOING IT.

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I'M IN TRAINING
FOR IT.

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YOU ARE?

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YES.

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WELL, MAYBE
WE SHOULD ALL DO IT.

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DO WHAT?

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IT'S CALLED
THE SUBARU PINK RIDE,

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AND IT'S FOR
BREAST CANCER RESEARCH.

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I WANT TO DO IT.

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I THINK
IT'D BE GREAT.

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WE SHOULD GET A LITTLE
TEAM TOGETHER.

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WE COULD BE
TEAM DANA.

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AW, I LOVE THAT.
TEAM DANA.

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YEAH, WE CAN GET
KIT AND BETTE

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TO DO IT WITH US.

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WE SHOULD ASK
JODI AS WELL.

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AND JODI.

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YEAH, BUT JODI
DIDN'T KNOW DANA.

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YEAH, BUT SHE HAS
BREASTS, RIGHT?

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GOOD POINT.

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YOU GUYS,

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YOU HAVE TO
TRAIN FOR THIS.

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IT'S SO HARD.

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IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO FINISH IT.

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WHY DON'T WE GET TASHA
TO TRAIN US,

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'CAUSE, I MEAN,
SHE KNOWS HOW TO TRAIN,

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OBVIOUSLY.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
TASHA WAS GOING TO IRAQ.

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I THOUGH YOU SAID
THAT HER UNIT GOT DELAYED.

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YEAH, NO,
THEY'RE JUST DELAYED.

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I GUESS THEIR EQUIPMENT
DIDN'T COME IN OR SOMETHING?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT MUST HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.

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READY?

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LET'S GO.

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* YEAH

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* YEAH, YEAH

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* CHECK MATE

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* SEE WHAT TYPE OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,202
* SEE WHAT TYPE
OF GAMES YOU PLAYIN', UH *

218
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,704
* SEE WHAT TYPE OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* GOT TO MAKE MY NEXT MOVE
MY BEST MOVE *

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* YOU ROCK ON THE BLOCK

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* TELLING EVERYBODY
THAT YOUR PIMP OR NOT... *

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THANK YOU, LADIES.

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NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

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* OH, NO, PLAYER AIN'T GOING
YOU SEE, SO YOU BEST BELIEVE *

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* THAT MY GAME IS TO BE SOLD
NOT TOLD *

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* TELL 'EM MOVE ON
'CAUSE YOUR RAP IS OLD... *

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HOLA, CHICA.

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* THERE'S NO CHICK THAT CAN
ROCK THE STAGE LIKE ME *

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* SO SORRY, BABY BOY
NO MORE VIP *

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* SEE WHAT TYPES OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* SEE WHAT TYPE
OF GAMES YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* SEE WHAT TYPE OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* GOTTA MAKE MY NEXT MOVE
MY BEST MOVE *

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* SEE WHAT TYPE OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* SEE WHAT TYPE
OF GAMES YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* SEE WHAT TYPE OF GAMES
YOU PLAYIN', UH *

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* YOU NEED TO GO
YOU GOT TO LEAVE *

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* NOW, COACHING THIS

239
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,775
* IF I WAS TO GO
THERE'D BE NO CHAMPIONSHIP *

240
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,811
* NOT A CHICK CAN COMPARE
TO A PRICK LIKE ME... *

241
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:44,978
EVERYBODY'S PAID UP.

242
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:49,116
FEELING GOOD?

243
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,218
VERY GOOD.

244
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,797
SEE YOU LATER.

245
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,836
OH, UM...

246
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,403
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO BAG
ON BIG BEAR THIS WEEKEND.

247
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,472
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

248
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,074
I'M-I'M REALLY
SORRY.

249
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,342
I KNOW
IT'S FUCKED UP.

250
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,310
I HAVE A RECEPTION
FOR DAVID HOCKNEY

251
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,812
AT THE HAMMER ON SATURDAY.

252
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,081
SO?

253
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,717
SO, SEVERAL OF MY MAJOR DONORS
ARE GOING TO BE THERE.

254
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,356
WHAT?

255
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,124
"WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR 11 YEARS,

256
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,226
"AND THIS WAS
THE FIRST TIME

257
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,895
I WAS EVER GOING
TO BRING ANYONE."

258
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,732
REALLY?

259
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,004
FUCK DAVID HOCKNEY.

260
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,508
HEY.

261
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110
HI!

262
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,845
I GOT TO RUN.
OH, HI!

263
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,814
YOU, YOU
WATCH YOURSELF.

264
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,282
DON'T GET
TOO PERSONAL.

265
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,317
OH, PLEASE, ME?
WHAT?

266
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,451
I'M SO EXCITED
WE'RE DOING THIS.

267
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,420
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

268
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,390
WHY "FUCK DAVID HOCKNEY?"

269
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,927
"SHE WAS TRYING
TO GET OUT OF

270
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,495
"GOING TO BIG BEAR
THIS WEEKEND

271
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,997
TO MEET A BUNCH
OF MY OLD FRIENDS."

272
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,865
AND YOU DIDN'T LET HER
GET AWAY WITH IT?

273
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066
GOOD FOR YOU.

274
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,935
SHE MADE A COMMITMENT.

275
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,236
HEY, ALICE,

276
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,170
WE'RE GOING TO SET UP
OVER HERE.

277
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,371
OKAY. SHANE AND I
JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU

278
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,773
A COUPLE
OF PROFILES

279
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,775
OF GIRLS THAT WE THINK
YOU SHOULD DATE.

280
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,110
NO, NO PROFILES!
TINA...

281
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,111
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MEETING SOMEONE

282
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,145
ON THE INTERNET.
NOTHING.

283
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,147
IT'S WEIRD.
COME ON!

284
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,348
TINA, YOU GOT TO LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY.

285
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,817
IT'S LESS RANDOM
THAN A BLIND DATE,

286
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,884
AND YOU CAN FIND OUT
ALL ABOUT THE GIRL

287
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,285
BEFORE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
HAVING LUNCH WITH HER.

288
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,286
THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD POINT.

289
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,922
HEY, THE HAIR,
START THE HAIR.

290
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,089
OKAY.

291
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,357
"THAT MAKES TOTAL
SENSE," JODI SAID.

292
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,491
DO YOU MIND
IF I JOIN YOU?"

293
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,093
OH, MY GOD,
GET OVER HERE.

294
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,461
OKAY, SO,
I'LL FIRST LIMIT IT

295
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,097
TO THE, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN L.A.,

296
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,800
AND THEN I WILL LOOK FOR
YOUR PRETENTIOUS ART PEOPLE.

297
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,002
HOW CAN YOU TELL
FROM PICTURES?

298
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,370
OH, BY THE WAY

299
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,073
SOMEBODY ANSWERS A QUESTION
ON THEIR PROFILE.

300
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,075
LIKE, FAVORITE BOOK.

301
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,944
CAPTAIN CORELLI'S
MANDOLIN.

302
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,879
IT'S GOOD, PROMISING.

303
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,547
NANCY DREW,
NOT SO MUCH.

304
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,149
I LOVE NANCY DREW.

305
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,383
ME TOO.

306
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,351
REALLY?

307
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,452
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, NANCY DREW.

308
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,786
I MEAN, SHE IS A LESBIAN ICON.

309
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,224
THAT'S A PRETTY SLICK-LOOKING
CAMERA YOU GOT THERE.

310
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:14,361
YEAH, IT'S
A PANASONIC DVX 100.

311
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,196
IT'S AMAZING,
ACTUALLY.

312
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,231
AND YOU'RE GOING TO
HOOK IT UP TO THE COMPUTER?

313
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,867
WE'RE RECORDING
OVER FIREWIRE.

314
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,101
YEAH, IT MAKES IT
POSSIBLE FOR US

315
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,204
TO RECORD ONTO
THE COMPUTER'S HARDDRIVE

316
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,539
AT THE SAME TIME AS WE'RE
RECORDING ONTO THE VIDEO CAMERA.

317
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,243
I DON'T HAVE
THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST IDEA

318
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,378
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

319
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,146
BUT IT SOUNDS AWESOME.

320
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,285
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO
DO TO HER HAIR?

321
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,552
I DON'T KNOW YET.

322
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,121
MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE
CLASSY OR SASSY.

323
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,155
I DON'T KNOW.

324
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,156
WANT ME TO DO YOU?

325
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,892
OOH, GO BACK!
GO BACK! HER.

326
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:46,960
OOH, WHAT ABOUT HER?
SHE'S GOOD.

327
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,163
NO, KEEP
BROWSING.

328
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,364
OW.
WHAT? WHY?

329
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,399
SHE'S TOTALLY CUTE.

330
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,500
YEAH, I KNOW
SHE'S CUTE.

331
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,335
SHE'S JUST A LITTLE
CRAZY IN BED,

332
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,370
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

333
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,406
[TINA AND ALICE]:
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

334
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,210
NEXT.

335
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,244
ROLL.

336
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,113
[KNOCKS GENTLY]

337
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,147
COME.

338
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,024
I JUST GOT THIS FROM MY CO.

339
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,236
IT'S A CHAPTER 15 DISCHARGE.

340
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,537
I KNOW.

341
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,939
YOUR COMMAND

342
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,106
IS RECOMMENDING
YOUR DISCHARGE

343
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,574
FROM THE UNITED STATES
ARMY RESERVE

344
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,343
FOR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT.

345
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,278
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T WANT MY CASE.

346
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,412
OH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
DETAILED YOUR CASE.

347
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,415
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE,
SO NOW I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

348
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:46,119
UNLESS YOU DECIDE TO HIRE
A CIVILIAN ATTORNEY.

349
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,555
I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU
TO REPRESENT ME.

350
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,691
CAN WE GO OVER

351
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,361
THE GROUNDS
FOR SEPARATION?

352
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,033
FIRST ALLEGATION.

353
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,534
ON OR ABOUT MARCH, 2007,

354
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,203
YOU WERE SEEN
AT THE SANTA ANITA RACETRACK

355
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,538
WITH A GROUP OF WOMEN
WHO WERE OPENLY LESBIAN.

356
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,641
ONE OF THE WOMEN HAD HER ARM
AROUND YOUR SHOULDER.

357
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,379
SECOND ALLEGATION.

358
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,382
ON OR AROUND MARCH, 2007,

359
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417
YOU WERE AGAIN SEEN JUST OUTSIDE
THE LOS ALAMITOS BASE

360
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,718
WITH THE SAME WOMAN,

361
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,388
HAVING WHAT APPEARED TO BE
A LOVER'S QUARREL.

362
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,489
THAT'S PRESUMPTION.

363
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,291
EVEN IF I HAD BEEN SEEN,

364
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,392
BROWN MADE THAT CHARGE,

365
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,394
AND I PERSONALLY KNOW
HE HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST ME.

366
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,129
WELL, THE FIRST ALLEGATION
WAS MADE

367
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,463
BY YOUR PRIMARY ACCUSER,

368
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,565
WHOSE NAME IS NOT LISTED
IN THIS DOCUMENT,

369
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,401
BUT THE SECOND INCIDENT,

370
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,369
WELL, THAT'S BACKED UP
BY YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER,

371
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,671
MAJOR KEVIN DIXON,

372
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,007
WHO WAS ALSO WITNESS
TO THE EVENT.

373
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,710
GO ON.

374
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,212
THERE'S ANOTHER
ALLEGATION.

375
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,047
IT ALLEGES HERE

376
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,582
THAT YOU SHOWED A FEMALE SOLDIER
IN YOUR UNIT,

377
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,051
ANITA MARTINEZ,

378
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,286
PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT FOR
JOB RECLASSIFICATION

379
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,387
BECAUSE YOU WERE

380
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,422
ROMANTICALLY
INVOLVED WITH HER.

381
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,589
THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT.

382
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,992
PLEASE DON'T USE FOUL LANGUAGE
IN MY OFFICE, WILLIAMS.

383
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,427
IT'S A FLAT-OUT LIE.

384
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,661
LOOK, THESE ARE
THE ALLEGATIONS,

385
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,396
AND THEY DIDN'T COME
OUT OF THE BLUE.

386
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,032
THERE'S SOME SOLID EVIDENCE HERE
BACKING THEM UP,

387
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:09,002
AND IF IT'S NOT TRUE,
THEN IT'S ON YOU TO PROVE IT.

388
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,703
NOW, LIKE IT OR NOT,
THAT'S THE WAY THIS THING WORKS.

389
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,043
SO, FOR MY NEXT QUESTION.

390
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,579
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
ASK THIS DELICATELY, BUT I'M--

391
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,448
[TOM INTERPRETING]:
"DELICATELY?

392
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,583
WHAT, I THOUGHT WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT SEX."

393
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,486
YEAH, BUT
I WANT TO KNOW...

394
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,222
WELL, SOME PEOPLE
LIKE DELICATE SEX.

395
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,623
UGH...

396
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,659
[TOM INTERPRETING]:
"NOT ME.

397
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,161
"THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN...

398
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:39,166
"TENTATIVE, TIMID LESBIAN SEX.

399
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,300
"I WOULD NEVER BE

400
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,035
"IN ONE OF THOSE

401
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,470
"LESBIAN BED-DEATH
RELATIONSHIPS

402
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,639
"WHERE YOU JUST CUDDLE, AND...

403
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,175
"YOU KNOW, SAY GOODNIGHT
AND GO TO SLEEP.

404
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,342
UGH...

405
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,610
I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR
IF I WANT TO DO THAT."

406
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,679
YES.

407
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,547
I WAS WATCHING,
WAS THAT "LESBIAN?"

408
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,783
IS THAT "LESBIAN?"

409
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,451
"LESBIAN?"

410
00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,586
OH, "LESBIAN."

411
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,587
THAT?

412
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,588
THAT IS NOT SEXY.

413
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,456
THAT'S NOT SEXY.

414
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,825
THAT?

415
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,327
THIS IS BETTER.

416
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,461
MUCH SEXIER.

417
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,731
UM, HOW DO YOU SAY
CUNNILINGUS?

418
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,765
I MADE ONE UP.

419
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,701
IS THAT
"CUNNILINGUS?"

420
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,236
IT WOULD BE GOOD.

421
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,405
[TOM INTERPRETS]:
PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY CLOSE,

422
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,174
OR I GUESS YOU COULD JUST SAY,
"LICK MY PUSSY."

423
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,475
WELL, YOU COULD
SAY THAT, COULDN'T YOU?

424
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,844
GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.

425
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,113
NO, YOU
SWORE OFF SEX,

426
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,114
REMEMBER?

427
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,281
UH-HUH.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

428
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,782
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YES, I DID. I DID.

429
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,318
I HAVE A QUESTION.

430
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,120
HOW DO YOU SAY, "FUCK?"

431
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,554
"WELL, YOU KNOW,
"FUCK YOU," OBVIOUSLY."

432
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,089
NO, NOT "FUCK,"
"FUCK!" YOU KNOW?

433
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,558
"LIKE, THIS IS, YOU KNOW,
TO ACTUALLY FUCK."

434
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,727
YOU DO THAT IF YOU WANT TO SAY,
"FUCK ME, BABY."

435
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,298
[LAUGHTER]

436
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,299
WHO SAYS THAT
TO WHO?

437
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,800
BETTE SAYS THAT TO YOU
OR YOU SAY THAT TO BETTE?

438
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,136
OH, WELL...

439
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,738
BETTE SAID
DON'T GET TOO PERSONAL.

440
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,373
OH, BETTE.
BORING, BORING BETTE.

441
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,374
I'LL CUT IT OUT.

442
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,675
WE'LL CUT IT OUT.

443
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,110
[TOM INTERPRETS]: "LAST NIGHT,
SHE SAID IT TO ME."

444
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,678
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

445
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,280
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!

446
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,182
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT
YOU AND MY SISTER BEEN DOING.

447
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,316
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

448
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,820
PRIVATE JACK BROWN'S WIFE
JUST HAD A BABY,

449
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,623
AND HE WANTED TO BE
RECLASSIFIED MOS 42A

450
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,824
SO HE COULD BE HOME WITH THEM,

451
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,161
BUT BROWN'S
A LAZY SOLDIER.

452
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,428
HE HAD
A SUB-STANDARD SCORE

453
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,364
IN APTITUDE AREA CL,

454
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:21,168
AND HE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO BE
A HUMAN RESOURCES SPECIALIST.

455
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,903
SPECIALIST MARTINEZ
HAD TWO COMMENDATIONS,

456
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,906
SCORED IN THE TOP ONE PERCENT
IN THAT APTITUDE AREA,

457
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,875
AND IS DISCIPLINED
AND HARD-WORKING,

458
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,878
AND I NEVER TOUCHED HER
EXCEPT TO COMFORT HER

459
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,447
OVER BEING UPSET ABOUT HAVING
TO LEAVE HER LITTLE BOY

460
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,184
AFTER WE LEARNED THAT OUR UNIT
WAS GETTING REDEPLOYED.

461
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,552
WHEN YOU COMFORTED HER,
DID YOU HUG HER?

462
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,388
IS THAT GROUNDS FOR SEPARATION?

463
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,689
PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SEEN

464
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,457
HOLDING HANDS WITH SOME GIRL
AT THE RACETRACK.

465
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,160
I WANT TO STAY IN THE SERVICE.

466
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,361
YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

467
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,562
BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO BE
A LESBIAN.

468
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,630
YOU KNOW WHAT,

469
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,165
I'M GOING TO
TAKE THAT BACK.

470
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,366
I'M GOING TO ASSUME
YOU'RE NOT A LESBIAN,

471
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,435
BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PROVE

472
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,569
IF YOU WANT TO WIN THIS THING.

473
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:01,341
LET ME CLARIFY TO YOU, BEECH,

474
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,677
I NEVER DECIDED
TO BECOME A LESBIAN,

475
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,914
BUT I DECIDED
TO JOIN THE SERVICE.

476
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:11,384
I GRADUATED SECOND
IN MY ROTC CLASS.

477
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,820
I HAVE A BRONZE STAR
WITH V FOR VALOR

478
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,755
FOR SAVING THE LIVES
OF THREE AMERICAN

479
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,224
AND TWO IRAQI SOLDIERS

480
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,826
AFTER AN IED ATTACK IN TAL AFAR.

481
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,262
I WATCHED MY STAFF SERGEANT
ROBERT GANZ

482
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,298
GET HIS STOMACH BLOWN OPEN
AFTER A MORTAR ATTACK,

483
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,400
AND HELD HIM IN MY ARMS
AS HE DIED...

484
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,736
WHICH, BY THE WAY,

485
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,805
WAS NOT
A ROMANTIC EMBRACE EITHER.

486
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,574
I BELIEVE IN AMERICAN DEMOCRACY,

487
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,811
AND I'M WILLING TO RISK MY LIFE
FOR MY COUNTRY.

488
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,681
DO YOU REALLY THINK
I DON'T BELONG IN THIS ARMY?

489
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,692
ALL RIGHT...

490
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,864
HERE'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR,
WILLIAMS.

491
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,999
I'M HOPING THAT GIRL
IN THE PARKING LOT

492
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,801
TURNS OUT TO BE
YOUR FIRST COUSIN,

493
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,970
AND THAT
THE TWO OF YOU

494
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,272
WERE HAVING
A HEATED ARGUMENT

495
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,573
ABOUT WHETHER TO PUT
YOUR OLD GRANDMA

496
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,708
IN THE NURSING HOME.

497
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,745
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE,
RIGHT?

498
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,001
OH, LOOK AT THAT,
SHE'S FROM SLOVAKIA.

499
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,469
SCROLL DOWN A BIT.

500
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,705
HEY, ALICE,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

501
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,440
OH, NO, NOT RIGHT NOW, SORRY.

502
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,375
I MADE A PODCAST.

503
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,045
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU MADE A PODCAST?

504
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,814
YEAH, AND I WAS HOPING
YOU COULD TAKE A LOOK AT IT--

505
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,015
[CELL PHONE RINGS]

506
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,950
WE CAN--AYBE
I GOT TO GET THIS.

507
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,387
HEY, HOW'D IT GO?

508
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,255
OH.

509
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,895
[**]

510
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,536
STOP WORKING.

511
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,438
[SIGHS]

512
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,805
SORRY.

513
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,907
SO...

514
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,910
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE
ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE?

515
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,612
YEAH.

516
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,014
I KNOW THERE'S FRANK, AND...

517
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,616
WHAT'S HIS WIFE'S NAME?

518
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,584
SAMMIE.

519
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,618
SAMMIE, SAMMIE...

520
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,595
OH, AND WHAT ABOUT, UM...

521
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,063
MICHELANGELO.

522
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,631
MICHELANGELO, MY GOD,
HOW COULD I FORGET THAT?

523
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,469
SO, TELL ME ABOUT HIM.

524
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,344
[TIRES SCREECH]

525
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,581
HE'S A CURATOR.

526
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,754
OH, HE'S A CURATOR?

527
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,461
DON'T MAKE ME OUT TO BE
SUCH A SNOB.

528
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,462
OH, YOU'RE A SNOB.

529
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,463
NO, I'M NOT.

530
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,598
OH, YES.

531
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,507
I'M NERVOUS.

532
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,782
OH, GOD...

533
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,518
OKAY.

534
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,522
BOTH HANDS.

535
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,935
HEY...

536
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,037
SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

537
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,616
FUCK.

538
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,885
GOD, THOSE FUCKERS.

539
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,020
BEECH GOT DETAILED
TO BE MY DEFENSE.

540
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,156
THE HOMOPHOBIC PRICK?

541
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,758
YEAH, HE DOESN'T
WANT IT.

542
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,694
HE HAS TO TAKE IT,
HE HAS NO CHOICE.

543
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,731
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

544
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,100
WELL, I DON'T SEE
MY NAME HERE.

545
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,837
BELIEVE ME, ALICE,
THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

546
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:27,006
OH, RIGHT, 'CAUSE
THEY'RE THE MILITARY.

547
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,140
WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW

548
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,442
WHO THEY'RE
DEALING WITH.

549
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,510
I MEAN--

550
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,744
ALICE...

551
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,018
THAT LAST ONE IS FALSE,
BY THE WAY,

552
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,921
THE ONE ABOUT MARTINEZ.

553
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,090
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

554
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,028
YOU KNOW WHAT,

555
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,497
WE'LL FIGHT IT.

556
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,799
I MEAN, WE'RE NOT GOING TO
BACK DOWN TO THAT.

557
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,903
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO
TO WIN THIS THING?

558
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,170
I HAVE TO LIE.

559
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,508
ISN'T THAT AGAINST
YOUR MILITARY CODE OF HONOR?

560
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,246
WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO?

561
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,015
DO YOU NEED ME
TO DISAPPEAR FOR A WHILE?

562
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,149
DO YOU NEED ME
TO LEAVE YOU ALONE?

563
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,951
NO.

564
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,493
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.

565
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:21,894
BECAUSE
I CAN DO THAT.

566
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:24,964
I KNOW IT'S LATE IN THE GAME,
BUT I CAN DO THAT.

567
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,265
I CAN BE REALLY ON THE D.L.,
YOU KNOW.

568
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:30,269
LIKE, JUST BE
REALLY DISCREET,

569
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,706
AND, LIKE,
A NON-EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND.

570
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,074
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I CAN DO THAT.

571
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,900
I'M SORRY.

572
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,101
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
STOPPED TO EAT.

573
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,585
OKAY, SO...

574
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:23,623
THERE'S HUAHINE, RAIATEA,

575
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:27,660
BORA BORA, AND MAUPITI.

576
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:32,131
THE SOCIETY ISLANDS.

577
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,134
OKAY, WHERE...

578
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,875
TAHA'A?

579
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,777
TAHAA.

580
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,646
FLOWER-SHAPED
ISLAND.

581
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:47,980
SMELLS OF VANILLA.

582
00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,281
AND YOU HAVE
A PLACE THERE?

583
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,183
TINY LITTLE PIECE
OF PARADISE.

584
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,585
BELONGED TO
MY GRANDFATHER.

585
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,089
IF I EVER
GET OUT OF HERE--

586
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,190
YOU WILL.

587
00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:01,060
YOU'LL GET OUT.

588
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:10,770
PEABODY,
YOU GOT A VISITOR.

589
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:11,938
IT'S 10:00 AT NIGHT.

590
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,707
I GUESS SOMEBODY'S
PULLING SOME STRINGS.

591
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,075
YOU GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.

592
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,192
BE RIGHT BACK.

593
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,061
YEAH, RIGHT.

594
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,598
HEY...

595
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,335
TAKE THIS.

596
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,696
[INMATES WHOOP AND JEER]

597
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,367
OOH, LET ME EAT YOUR PUSSY.

598
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,442
WERE I RECEPTIVE
TO SUCH A PROPOSITION,

599
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,378
IT WOULD FIRST REQUIRE
A FULL BOOTY CHECK,

600
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,080
AND WERE YOU TO PASS MUSTER,

601
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,382
BABY, I'D GIVE IT TO YOU
FAMILY STYLE.

602
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,284
OW!

603
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:35,354
[INMATES CHEER]

604
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,129
DON'T WORRY, DARLING,
MUMMY'S HERE.

605
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,331
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

606
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,066
I'VE BEEN ON A TREASURE HUNT.

607
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,801
IT WAS MAD.

608
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:49,702
WE ENDED UP
EXHAUSTED

609
00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:52,805
ON SOME NAMELESS LITTLE
GREEK ISLAND.

610
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,874
I KNOW,
I NEVER GO ON THESE THINGS,

611
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,877
BUT IN THIS CASE,

612
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,812
THE WINNER GOT TO WALK AWAY

613
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,214
WITH THIS MAGNIFICENT FRAGMENT

614
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,817
OF A PRAXITELES FOOT.

615
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,720
QUITE GENUINE,
I'M SURE.

616
00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:09,856
SO BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

617
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,158
SO PRICELESS.

618
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,760
SO ILLEGAL.

619
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,194
SORT OF LIKE YOU, DARLING--

620
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,930
MUMMY, I DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME FOR THIS.

621
00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:20,466
REALLY?

622
00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:23,335
WELL, SEEMS TO ME YOU'VE GOT
GREAT GOBS OF TIME,

623
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:24,470
HELENA.

624
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,073
YES, LET'S
NOT BOTHER

625
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,841
WITH THE SMALL TALK.

626
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:31,043
SHALL WE JUST FINALLY SAY
THAT YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON?

627
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:34,981
OH, I'VE LEARNED
A PHENOMENAL AMOUNT, MUMMY.

628
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:37,016
I'VE LEARNED THAT I CAN
LOOK AFTER MYSELF--

629
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,919
OH, YES, WONDERFUL,
SWEETHEART.

630
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:43,255
NOW, WHIT IS ON HIS WAY
TO POST YOUR BAIL.

631
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,423
CHARMING.

632
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,758
AND HE'S BRINGING YOU

633
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,359
A FRESH CHANGE
OF CLOTHING.

634
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,394
YOU HAVEN'T LOST
MUCH WEIGHT, HAVE YOU--

635
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:49,962
I'M FINE, ACTUALLY, MUMMY,

636
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:51,798
AND WHAT I DON'T WANT IS FOR--

637
00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,466
AND WHAT WE'RE LOOKING INTO
IS GETTING YOUR RECORD EXPUNGED.

638
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,804
THAT WILL COST A PRETTY PENNY,
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME TO--

639
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,807
NO, MUMMY, I DON'T WANT THAT.

640
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,508
NO? NO, MUMMY,
I DON'T WANT WHAT?

641
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,609
WHAT?

642
00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,377
WOULD YOU TRY TO SPEAK
LIKE A SEMI-LITERATE PERSON,

643
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,545
PLEASE, HELENA?

644
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,014
I KNOW THAT
YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING

645
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,549
RATHER SORDID
COMPANY LATELY.

646
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,485
I'VE BEEN KEEPING
VERY FINE COMPANY, MUMMY,

647
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:14,887
AND WHAT I DON'T WANT

648
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,789
IS FOR YOU TO COME
SWANNING IN HERE,

649
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,090
THROWING YOUR MONEY ABOUT.

650
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,959
I KNOW I MADE A MISTAKE.

651
00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:22,128
I'M QUITE HAPPY
TO FINISH MY TIME

652
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:24,997
AND PAY MY DEBT TO SOCIETY.

653
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,299
HELENA, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

654
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,836
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU'RE A PEABODY.

655
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,938
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE?

656
00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:33,806
PEABODIES DON'T HAVE DEBTS,
DARLING,

657
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,541
NOT TO ANYONE,

658
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:39,011
AND CERTAINLY NOT TO SOCIETY.

659
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,919
THANK YOU.

660
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,068
THANK YOU, BONES.

661
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,369
ROBBIE,
WHERE'S THE JAM?

662
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,972
IN THE FRIDGE, BABE,
BEHIND ALL THE BEER.

663
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,208
OKAY, EVERYONE,
IT'S OUR FAVORITE TRADITION.

664
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,044
MORNING MOJITOS.
BRING IT ON.

665
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,420
[LAUGHING]

666
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,490
FINALLY!

667
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,859
[ALL CHEERING]

668
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,360
THE ARTIST HAS ARRIVED.

669
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,529
[LAUGHING]

670
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:34,867
EVERYONE, THIS IS--

671
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,135
THE BEAUTIFUL
BETTE!

672
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,637
[LAUGHING]

673
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,638
NICE TO MEET YOU.

674
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,639
IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.

675
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,941
IT'S A MORNING MOJITO.

676
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,009
OH.

677
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,110
IT'S A BIG BEAR
LAKE TRADITION.

678
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,144
YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT.

679
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:48,347
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S A LITTLE BIT EARLY FOR ME,

680
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,116
BUT THANKS.

681
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,583
OH, COME ON, BETTE.

682
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,385
DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS.

683
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,553
IT'S GOOD TO
PUT A FACE

684
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,089
TO THOSE GRUNTS AND GROANS.

685
00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:00,526
LAST NIGHT...

686
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,128
YOU GIRLS GOT IN
LATE, BUT, UM...

687
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:04,997
I GUESS YOU WEREN'T
TOO TIRED, HUH?

688
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,999
OH, MAN, SOUNDED GOOD.

689
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,535
OH, FUCK.

690
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:10,903
DID EVERYONE HEAR US?

691
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:19,345
I LEFT SOMETHING
IN THE ROOM.

692
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,446
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

693
00:31:23,115 --> 00:31:24,150
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

694
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:25,684
I THINK
WE OFFENDED HER.

695
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,019
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

696
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,187
SHE'LL BE FINE,
RIGHT?

697
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,956
YEAH, SHE'LL BE FINE.

698
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,157
TO US.

699
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,158
CHEERS.

700
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:33,325
CHEERS.

701
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,461
SO LAST NIGHT,

702
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:36,695
I FINALLY FILLED OUT
THE INSURANCE PAPERWORK

703
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,696
TO CLAIM FOR THE FIRE.

704
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,864
I'M TELLING YOU,

705
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,466
IT'S BEEN SITTING ON MY DESK
FOR THREE WEEKS UNTOUCHED.

706
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,301
LAST NIGHT,
I DO IT START TO FINISH.

707
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,970
GOOD FOR YOU, SHANE.

708
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,537
AND THEN I WENT
IN MY CLOSET

709
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,572
GOT RID OF
ALL MY OLD CONVERSE,

710
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,975
ALL THOSE LOW-ASS JEANS
THAT YOU ALWAYS SEE ME IN.

711
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:51,043
I STARTED
PRIORITIZING MY LIFE.

712
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,211
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

713
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,046
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
SETTING GOALS FOR MYSELF.

714
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,448
LIKE, UM... LIKE I WANT
TO SEE SHAY EVERY THREE WEEKS,

715
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:59,485
AND I WANT TO QUIT SMOKING,
FOR SURE.

716
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,353
I'M TELLING YOU, TINA,

717
00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,123
THIS CELIBACY THING IS LIKE
A MASTER CLEANSE TO MY BODY.

718
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,391
YOU GOT TO TRY IT.

719
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,658
YOU KNOW, SHANE,

720
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,360
I'VE GONE LONG PERIODS
WITHOUT SEX.

721
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:11,197
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME
SALUBRIOUS EFFECT ON ME.

722
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,399
SALUBRIOUS?

723
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,202
YEAH, SALUBRIOUS.

724
00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,137
I LIKE IT.

725
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,439
SALUBRIOUS...

726
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,009
THAT'S THE OTHER THING
I'VE BEEN DOING.

727
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,510
TRYING TO EXPAND MY VOCABULARY.

728
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:25,577
NOW, I GO INTO THE DICTIONARY,

729
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,546
I TRY TO MEMORIZE
10 WORDS A DAY.

730
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,615
IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

731
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,417
SO ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO WEAR ON YOUR DATE?

732
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,451
I DON'T KNOW.

733
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,987
WHAT DO YOU WEAR ON A DATE
WITH A HEART DOCTOR?

734
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:40,526
[**]

735
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,534
SHANE...

736
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:53,105
* YOU'RE FAKE...

737
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,540
HEY!

738
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,143
* THERE'S NO MISTAKE...

739
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,314
[LAUGHING]

740
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:08,420
OH!

741
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,356
BETTE, BETTE!

742
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,059
BETTE!

743
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:14,126
COME ON,
WE NEED A WIDE RECEIVER.

744
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,127
COME ON!

745
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,595
NO, THANK YOU!

746
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,697
COME ON!

747
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:21,600
AAH...

748
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:34,746
MICHELANGELO BUILT
THE SISTINE CHAPEL,

749
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,348
YOU KNOW.

750
00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,717
ACTUALLY, I THINK HE JUST
PAINTED THE CEILING.

751
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,587
THE HOUSE?

752
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,290
WE CALL IT
THE SISTINE CHAPEL.

753
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:46,058
BUILT IT WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

754
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,427
BUT THE LOG CABIN
IN WYOMING,

755
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,062
THAT'S WHERE HE SPENDS
MOST OF THE YEAR.

756
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,668
YOU'RE IN VIOLATION,
BY THE WAY.

757
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,437
WE DON'T ALLOW WORK HERE
AT THE SISTINE CHAPEL.

758
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:01,473
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST...

759
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,409
HAVE TO GET AN INFRACTION,

760
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:04,543
OR WHATEVER THE PUNISHMENT IS.

761
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:14,420
[LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

762
00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:24,696
OH!

763
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,473
BETTE...
ALL RIGHT.

764
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,375
BETTE...

765
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,544
WE NEED TO RECRUIT YOU
ONTO OUR TEAM.

766
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,412
UM, I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO PLAY.

767
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,413
YEAH.

768
00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:43,115
IT'S THE LAKE OR THE GAME.

769
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,283
[LAUGHS INDULGENTLY]

770
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,718
UH, I'D LIKE TO STAY HERE,
THANK YOU.

771
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,187
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.

772
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,355
LAKE OR THE GAME.

773
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:50,822
REALLY, THE BOOK.

774
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,624
OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
COME ON.

775
00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:53,625
HEY!

776
00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:54,626
[SCREAMS]

777
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,795
HEY, YOU ASSHOLE!

778
00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,632
WHOO-HOO!

779
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,135
NO...

780
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,478
WHOO!

781
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,746
[LAUGHING]

782
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:31,430
[QUIET TYPING]

783
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,750
[FLOORBOARDS CREAK SOFTLY]

784
00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,222
[WHISPERING]: HOW'S IT GOING?

785
00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,328
I DON'T KNOW
HOW PEOPLE DO THIS.

786
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,695
SHH!HEY, JENNY!

787
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,264
[DOOR CLOSES]

788
00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,598
[WHISPERING]:
SHE'S MEDITATING.

789
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:07,733
[WHISPERING]:
HERE'S THE PODCAST.

790
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,203
I HAVEN'T SHOWN IT
TO ALICE YET,

791
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:13,705
BUT I'D JUST REALLY
LIKE YOUR OPINION.

792
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:16,975
FUCK IT.

793
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,210
OKAY...

794
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,345
[CLEARS THROAT]

795
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:20,412
I CAN'T.

796
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,348
I HAVE TO GO
TO A SCREENING.

797
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:23,349
BUT YOU SAID
YOU'D LOOK AT IT.

798
00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:25,684
BUT I'M LATE,
SO I'M GOING TO GO,

799
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,219
BUT I'M SURE
IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.

800
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:28,354
BYE.

801
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,492
OOH...

802
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,526
SORRY.

803
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,228
I'M GOING TO GO
THAT WAY.

804
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,265
BYE!

805
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,541
SORRY, JUST
FORGOT MY KEYS.

806
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,213
FUCK IT!
I CAN'T DO THIS.

807
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:57,983
I CAN'T,
I CAN'T...

808
00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,017
I CAN'T DO THIS.

809
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,386
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

810
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:03,989
I MADE THIS PODCAST, AND I...

811
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,457
AH...

812
00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:07,025
I HAVEN'T SHOWN IT
TO ALICE YET.

813
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,193
AND I JUST REALLY...

814
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,529
I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR SOMEBODY'S OPINION.

815
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,430
WELL, I CAN...

816
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,332
I CAN TELL YOU MY OPINION,
IF YOU WANT IT.

817
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,001
REALLY?

818
00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:17,469
DO YOU WANT
MY OPINION?

819
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:18,504
SURE.

820
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:19,738
WELL, GREAT,
I'VE BEEN UP SINCE 5:00.

821
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,840
I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH
ANY DRAMA OR BULLSHIT,

822
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:22,908
SO, WHAT DO I DO?

823
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:23,875
YOU, UH...

824
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:24,876
PLAY?

825
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,011
YEAH, RIGHT THERE.

826
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,620
[QUIET CHOPPING]

827
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:49,401
HEY, BETTE, WHY DON'T YOU
START THE ROUX?

828
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:52,471
I-I DON'T HAVE
THE FAINTEST IDEA

829
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,605
HOW TO MAKE A ROUX.

830
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:59,478
UM, HAVE
A GLASS OF WINE,

831
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,480
HELP ME
SET THE TABLE.

832
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:12,724
SO, UH, BETTE,

833
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:16,428
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP
RESTORE SOME EQUANIMITY

834
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:20,566
IN THIS FUCKING RIDICULOUS
OVERPRICED ART MARKET?

835
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:21,900
UH, WHAT AM I DOING?

836
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:25,737
WELL, YOU'RE A BIG
MOVER AND A SHAKER, AREN'T YOU?

837
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,473
YOU COULD BE DOING SOMETHING.

838
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:30,509
UH, ACTUALLY I'M THE DEAN
OF A UNIVERSITY ART DEPARTMENT.

839
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,379
OKAY, BUT YOU'RE
A BIG COLLECTOR, RIGHT?

840
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:36,615
SO LET ME TELL YOU

841
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,650
ABOUT THE SHOW THAT I CURATED
LAST MONTH

842
00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,051
AT THE JACKSON HOLE ART CENTER.

843
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:42,421
I MEAN,
'CAUSE THERE WERE

844
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:46,758
AT LEAST 10 PAINTINGS
THAT WERE EVERY BIT AS GOOD

845
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,727
AS THE ERIC FISCHL

846
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,729
THAT YOU HAVE
IN YOUR COLLECTION.

847
00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:51,930
WHAT MAKES YOU
SO SURE

848
00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,632
SHE'S GOT
AN ERIC FISHER?

849
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,602
[LAUGHING]:
IT'S FISCHL, BONES.

850
00:38:56,635 --> 00:39:00,005
ERIC FISCHL,

851
00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:04,042
AND I BET YOU
THAT SHE HAS ONE.

852
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,579
I DOUBT THERE WERE 10 PAINTINGS
IN A LOCAL ART SHOW

853
00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:10,382
THAT WERE EVEN COMPARABLE
TO MY FISCHL.

854
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,584
[LAUGHS]

855
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,988
HEY, M, BE NICE.

856
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,024
I AM, I AM, I AM.

857
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,459
HOW CAN YOU DOUBT IT?

858
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,828
IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S REALLY UNLIKELY

859
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,530
THAT THERE ARE 10
TRULY GREAT PAINTINGS

860
00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:25,864
IN A COMMUNITY SHOW.

861
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,800
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
THAT YOU EVEN LOOKED AT ART

862
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,036
OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK

863
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,771
OR L.A.?

864
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,178
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

865
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,982
I HAVEN'T SEEN
A COMMUNITY ART SHOW

866
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:45,784
IN A REALLY LONG TIME,

867
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:48,153
AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE

868
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,055
SOME OF THE PIECES
THAT YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT.

869
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,557
REALLY?

870
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,961
AWESOME!
LISTEN, UH...

871
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,129
I, UH, BROUGHT
SOME PICTURES,

872
00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:01,032
AND I COULD
BRING THEM DOWN,

873
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,901
SAY, AFTER DINNER?

874
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,437
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

875
00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:07,038
YEAH!

876
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,508
YOU ROCK MY WORLD.

877
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,609
[KISSING SOUNDS]

878
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,746
SHE'S THE BEST.

879
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:38,737
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU WERE A COLLECTOR.

880
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,906
IT DIDN'T SAY THAT
ON YOUR PROFILE.

881
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,808
I JUST STARTED
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

882
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:44,743
I'M SURE
IT DOESN'T COMPARE

883
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,678
TO YOUR EX'S
COLLECTION.

884
00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,046
OH...

885
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,482
NO, NO, IT'S...

886
00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:53,485
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. I'M SORRY.

887
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,253
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED ABOUT
MY EX SO MUCH AT DINNER.

888
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,756
IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE...

889
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,492
IT WAS A BIG RELATIONSHIP
FOR YOU.

890
00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,693
IT'S NORMAL TO TALK ABOUT IT.

891
00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,764
WOULD YOU LIKE
A GLASS OF WINE?

892
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,566
YEAH.

893
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,867
YEAH, OKAY.

894
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,249
WE'LL TAKE
THAT MONEY.

895
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:54,012
* 11:32 P.M.

896
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:58,550
* AND YOU'RE ON MY MIND

897
00:41:58,584 --> 00:42:00,919
* LIKE A BLOOD STAIN
ON SATIN SHEETS *

898
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:08,026
* YOU CAN'T WIPE IT AWAY
WITH TURPENTINE *

899
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,962
* OH...

900
00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,664
YOU HAVE REALLY
GREAT TITS.

901
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:13,899
[GIGGLING]

902
00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:20,171
* I FEEL BREATHLESS, HOPELESS
AND UNSURE *

903
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,773
* COLD FEET, FULL BELLY

904
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:29,014
* DOES IT REALLY FEEL GOOD
FEEL GOOD TO BE HOME *

905
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:32,317
* 'CAUSE I'M WISHING AWAY
BABY... *

906
00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,585
WOW...

907
00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:37,155
AUGMENTED.

908
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:39,157
YOU WENT FOR IT.

909
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,158
DO YOU LIKE THEM?

910
00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:43,128
UM...

911
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:47,332
* LOS ANGELES...

912
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:50,135
PUT YOUR FACE
IN THEM.

913
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:54,606
* TRIPPING OVER COBBLESTONES

914
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,844
* EXHALE THE SMOKE
THAT ONCE FILLED UP MY LUNGS *

915
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:06,084
* SIGH FEELING RELIEVED

916
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:12,658
* SIGH FEELING RELIEVED

917
00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:19,164
* I DRINK THE WATER
FOR MY SKIN'S PERFECTION *

918
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,733
* WHOA, WHOA, YEAH

919
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:25,170
* BUT I HAVEN'T HAD
A REAL DRINK TODAY... *

920
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:27,973
SPREAD YOUR LEGS OPEN.

921
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,112
DO YOU LIKE IT
WHEN I TALK DIRTY?

922
00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,346
YEAH.

923
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,216
* LOS ANGELES...

924
00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:41,787
* I'M WISHING AWAY, BABY

925
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:45,323
* LOS ANGELES...

926
00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:51,963
[SHOUTING AND CHEERING]

927
00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:55,066
WHOO-HOO!

928
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,071
[LAUGHING]

929
00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:03,875
HEY, WE NEED TO GO.

930
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,212
I'M SORRY, BUT

931
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:08,680
MY SISTER WAS ROBBED
AT GUNPOINT LAST NIGHT.

932
00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:09,681
IS SHE OKAY?

933
00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:10,916
SHE'S FREAKED,

934
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:13,351
BUT I REALLY WANT TO GET BACK
BEFORE SHE STARTS DRINKING.

935
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:14,252
OH, THE GIRL HAD
A FUCKING GUN

936
00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:16,287
POINTED AT HER,
LET HER HAVE A DRINK.

937
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,389
UH, MY SISTER IS AN ALCOHOLIC,

938
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,726
SO THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE
THE WORST THING I COULD DO.

939
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,327
OH.

940
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,195
I PACKED
YOUR SUITCASE,

941
00:44:24,229 --> 00:44:28,800
SO WE'RE READY
TO GO.

942
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:31,102
UH, IF YOU WANT TO STAY,

943
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:32,370
I'LL DRIVE YOU BACK.

944
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:35,340
THAT'S FINE,

945
00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,208
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

946
00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:39,077
NO, OF COURSE NOT.

947
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:40,245
I'LL GO HOME WITH YOU.

948
00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:57,963
UH...

949
00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:00,365
YOU WERE JUST MAKING THAT UP
BACK THERE, WEREN'T YOU,

950
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,967
BECAUSE YOU WERE HAVING
SUCH A LOUSY TIME?

951
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,101
UH, YEAH, I JUST MADE UP

952
00:45:03,134 --> 00:45:04,102
THAT MY SISTER GOT ROBBED
AT GUNPOINT

953
00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,370
TO GET OUT OF BOWLING?

954
00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,006
WHY WOULD I EVER
WANT TO GIVE UP

955
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:10,075
THE OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR
SMELLY USED SHOES,

956
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,910
DRINK WARM DOMESTIC BEER,
AND KICK YOUR ASS?

957
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:13,078
[LAUGHS]

958
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,212
WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

959
00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:15,213
NICE TO MEET YOU.

960
00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:18,083
HEY...

961
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:19,117
I'LL SEE YOU.

962
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,318
YEAH.

963
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,954
[LAUGHING]

964
00:45:22,988 --> 00:45:24,222
OH...

965
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:40,772
THEY TOOK
MY WHOLE WEEK.

966
00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:43,508
OH, SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE MONEY.

967
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,376
I'M JUST SO GLAD
THEY DIDN'T HURT YOU.

968
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,744
[SNIFFLING]

969
00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:49,915
I'M JUST GOING TO BE
IN THE NEXT ROOM

970
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:51,449
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

971
00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,818
OKAY.

972
00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,120
I'LL LET YOU GO TO SLEEP.

973
00:46:04,362 --> 00:46:06,431
SHE'LL BE OKAY.

974
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,342
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975
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,257
* I CAN BE FACED
WITH TROUBLES *

976
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:35,961
* JUST AS LONG AS I LIVE

977
00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:40,031
* IF I HAD ALL THE LOVE
YOU COULD GIVE... *

978
00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:41,399
THEY'RE TAKING
MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

979
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:44,269
AWAY FROM ME.

980
00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,610
* TRY BUT THEY
WON'T FAZE ME... *

981
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,946
[TASHA]:
HEY, KIT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

982
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,048
I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

983
00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:58,549
OH, NO, THANKS,
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

984
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,485
I JUST GOT TO KEEP BUSY.

985
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:03,488
YOU'RE HERE!
HEY!

986
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,390
SHE'S FREE!

987
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:06,958
[APPLAUSE]

988
00:47:06,992 --> 00:47:07,959
HI!

989
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,127
WELCOME HOME.

990
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,261
OH, THANK YOU.

991
00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,964
THANKS.
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL CAME.

992
00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:14,933
I JUST WANT TO SAY,
YOU KNOW, GOODBYE

993
00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:16,101
BEFORE I LEAVE.

994
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,302
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?

995
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,503
WAIT, WAIT, ISN'T THERE
GOING TO BE A TRIAL?

996
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,305
ACTUALLY,

997
00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:21,973
OUR FAMILY
DOESN'T GO ON TRIAL.

998
00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:24,642
WE GENERALLY GO TO EUROPE.

999
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:25,911
ARE YOU LEAVING
THE COUNTRY

1000
00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:27,078
BEFORE THE TRIAL?

1001
00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,413
WE'VE GOT
BRENDAN ABBOTT.

1002
00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:30,081
HE'S THE BEST
CRIMINAL ATTORNEY

1003
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:30,949
IN CALIFORNIA.

1004
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,483
HE'S GOING TO GET
THIS RECORD EXPUNGED.

1005
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:33,351
UNTIL THEN,

1006
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:34,552
WE WILL BE RECOVERING
FROM OUR IGNOMINY

1007
00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:36,121
IN A COUNTRY

1008
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:39,424
WITH A VERY HEALTHY
NON-EXTRADITION TREATY.

1009
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:40,892
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE LEAVING.

1010
00:47:40,926 --> 00:47:42,293
WELL, I ONLY WISH
I COULD SAY

1011
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,528
IT WAS BECAUSE
I THOUGHT

1012
00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:45,196
HELENA HAD LEARNED
HER LESSON,

1013
00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:47,899
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT
ANY FUTURE REHABILITATION...

1014
00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,901
WHAT DOES SHE
MEAN BY THAT?

1015
00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:50,936
...OF HELENA'S CHARACTER

1016
00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:54,105
WILL BE IMPOSED
UNDER A MORE RIGOROUS PROGRAM

1017
00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:57,875
THAN THE LOS ANGELES
LESBIAN LIFESTYLE CAN PROVIDE.

1018
00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:03,381
AT LEAST PARIS
WHEN SHE WAS IN THE CLINK

1019
00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:07,052
DIDN'T GET INVOLVED WITH SOME
BIG BUTCH PRISON DADDY DYKE.

1020
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:12,123
YOU HAVE REALLY OUTSTRIPPED
YOURSELF THIS TIME, MY GIRL.

1021
00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:14,559
I SUPPOSE YOU ALL
HAVE HEARD ABOUT

1022
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:17,262
THIS DUSTY PERSON?

1023
00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:18,930
DUSTY?
GIRL, GOOD FOR YOU.

1024
00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:20,932
IT WASN'T
FOR PROTECTION.

1025
00:48:20,966 --> 00:48:25,971
TURNS OUT SHE'S ONE OF
THE MOST ENLIGHTENED,

1026
00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:27,672
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN--

1027
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,374
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
HELENA,

1028
00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,110
JUST GIVE US A BREAK.

1029
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,652
OUR FLIGHT'S
IN AN HOUR.

1030
00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:43,354
CAN I HAVE AN ADULT BEVERAGE?

1031
00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:45,456
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A PARTY.

1032
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:46,691
HOW ABOUT SOME GIN
AND ANGOSTURA BITTERS?

1033
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:48,026
GOT IT COMING.

1034
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:55,233
I'M GOING TO THE LOO.

1035
00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:03,241
HEY, HELENA,
HELENA, HEY...

1036
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,011
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1037
00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:09,014
I-I CAN'T...

1038
00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:12,617
WELL...

1039
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:16,454
ARE WE EVER GOING TO
SEE YOU AGAIN?

1040
00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,256
I DON'T KNOW.

1041
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:20,458
I HOPE SO.

1042
00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:26,664
WELL, I'M GOING TO
MISS YOU.

1043
00:49:26,697 --> 00:49:29,000
THANKS.

1044
00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:31,736
YOU'VE BEEN A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND.

1045
00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:46,551
HOW YOU HOLDING UP?

1046
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,053
NOT GOOD.

1047
00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:49,087
CAN I?

1048
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,555
YEAH, OF COURSE.

1049
00:49:50,588 --> 00:49:52,423
[SIGHS]

1050
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:59,397
I'M LEAVING, SHANE.

1051
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:00,565
I KNOW.
YOUR MOM TOLD US.

1052
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,699
NO.

1053
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:04,602
NOT WITH HER.

1054
00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:08,239
LOOK, CAN YOU COVER FOR ME?

1055
00:50:08,273 --> 00:50:10,141
SAY I'M IN THE BATHROOM
OR SOMETHING?

1056
00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:12,810
YEAH, I CAN COVER FOR YOU,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1057
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:17,415
I, UM...

1058
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,616
I HID THE MONEY.

1059
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,055
I'M GOING TO GET
MY FRIEND OUT OF PRISON,

1060
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:28,593
AND WE'RE GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE.

1061
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:32,230
[LAUGHS IN SHOCK]

1062
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,632
OH, MY GOD.

1063
00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:35,766
NOW, YOU...

1064
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,104
KEEP IT.

1065
00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:40,171
I'M SPEECHLESS.

1066
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:41,406
DON'T TELL ANYONE.

1067
00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:43,174
NO, NO, I'M NOT...

1068
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:45,443
I SWEAR TO YOU.
I WILL NOT SAY A THING.

1069
00:50:47,112 --> 00:50:49,480
YOU GOT BALLS. WOW.

1070
00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:50,581
COME HERE, GIVE ME A HUG.

1071
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,819
WOW...

1072
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,863
SHANE, I...

1073
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:09,834
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

1074
00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:13,704
THAT...

1075
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:16,207
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

1076
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,575
UM... I'M SORRY.

1077
00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,410
LISTEN, HELENA, LISTEN,
REALLY QUICKLY.

1078
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,112
I'M ON A CLEANSE, AND I HATE IT,

1079
00:51:21,146 --> 00:51:22,147
AND I JUST, AND...

1080
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,181
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

1081
00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:24,215
FUCK, I'M REALLY
EMBARRASSED.

1082
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:25,683
HELENA, I'M SORRY.

1083
00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:27,518
IT-IT'S...
I'VE GOT TO GO, THOUGH.

1084
00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:28,553
I UNDERSTAND,
I UNDERSTAND, GO.

1085
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,587
GO, GO, GO.

1086
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:30,621
ALL RIGHT.

1087
00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,392
I'M SORRY.

1088
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:37,162
TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF!

1089
00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:40,265
* DON'T WALK AWAY

1090
00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:43,668
* DON'T WALK AWAY NOW

1091
00:51:43,701 --> 00:51:47,905
* DON'T WALK AWAY

1092
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:52,810
* JUST STAY RIGHT HERE WITH ME

1093
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:09,260
* DON'T WALK AWAY

1094
00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:12,797
* DON'T WALK AWAY TONIGHT

1095
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,367
* DON'T WALK AWAY

1096
00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:21,172
* JUST STAY RIGHT HERE WITH ME

1097
00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:23,808
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