1 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,045 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,414 THIS BOARD HAS BEEN CONVENED FOR THE REASON 3 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:14,448 OF HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT. 4 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,185 IT SEEMS WRONG TO WATCH THE PERSON THAT I LOVE 5 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,254 BE INTERROGATED LIKE A CRIMINAL. 6 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,255 THE PERSON YOU LOVE? 7 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:21,421 ALICE PIESZECKI. 8 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:22,789 DID YOU WIN? YOU LOOK HAPPY. 9 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,291 WILLIAMS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE MISSED AROUND HERE. 10 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,530 WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO 11 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:29,664 WITH THESE SHE-BITCHES? 12 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:30,732 [LAUGHING]: HO! MAN! 13 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:31,798 YOU GOT THEM CLOSED DOWN. 14 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:32,800 WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU WANT? 15 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,502 RICHARD WAS A BORE. THAT'S WHY WE BROKE UP. 16 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,804 YOU CAN'T JUST THROW AWAY 17 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,106 EVERYTHING THE TWO OF YOU HAVE BUILT TOGETHER. 18 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,573 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 19 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:40,808 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 20 00:00:40,842 --> 00:00:41,876 TO GO GAY FOR SHANE. 21 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,778 CALL ME IN A LITTLE BIT AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. 22 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:44,812 I LOVE YOU. 23 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,117 "IS NIKI A LEZ GIRL?" HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 24 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,118 I'LL FUCKING PULL HER. 25 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,786 THE LAST THING I NEED 26 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,254 IS THE TEEN BOY DEMOGRAPHIC 27 00:00:53,288 --> 00:00:54,555 THINKING THAT NIKI STEVENS DOESN'T LIKE DICK! 28 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,656 I HAVE AN IDEA. 29 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:57,859 WE NEED HER TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED 30 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,060 AT HER PREMIERE WITH SOMEONE... 31 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,429 HIP AND HOT... 32 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,465 [SHUTTERS CLICKING, CROWD BUZZING] 33 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,739 [DJ]: IT'S A SCORCHER OUT THERE, FOLKS, 34 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:15,108 AND ACCORDING TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE, 35 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,277 WE WON'T GET RELIEF FROM THE TRIPLE-DIGIT HEAT 36 00:01:17,312 --> 00:01:19,781 UNTIL SOMETIME EARLY NEXT WEEK. 37 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:20,847 YOU BOYS READY? 38 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,052 OKAY, LET'S GET THAT CAMERA ON SET. 39 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:29,690 DID YOU LOAD THE 500T? 40 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,425 CALIFORNIA STATE OFFICIALS HAVE CONFIRMED 41 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,427 AT LEAST 2 HEAT-RELATED DEATHS... 42 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,128 I BET IT'S AGAINST UNION RULES 43 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,731 TO MAKE US WORK IN THIS KINDA HEAT. 44 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,169 REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED. 45 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,603 YEAH. THANKS, MAN. 46 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,840 WATER? 47 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,144 HE HAS WHAT? 48 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,679 UH, IT'S AN ELMO. 49 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:52,814 A WHAT? 50 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:53,815 AN ELMO TATTOO. 51 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:57,218 WHAT GROWN MAN GETS ELMO TATTOOED ON HIS ASS? 52 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,518 HOW LONGER IS IT GOING TAKE TO COVER? 53 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,754 YOU KNOW, IN THIS HEAT, 54 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,656 IT'S HARD TO GET THE MAKE-UP TO ADHERE TO HIS BUTT CHEEKS. 55 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,290 IT'S ALL RUNNING DOWN HIS CRACK. 56 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,392 LOOK. 57 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,493 MAYBE THE CHARACTER 58 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,161 WOULD HAVE AN ELMO ASS TATTOO? 59 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,395 THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO COVER IT. 60 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,396 NO. 61 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,397 NO. 62 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,699 NO. 63 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,333 ALL RIGHT. 64 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:21,376 OKAY, HERE WE GO, LET'S LOCK IT UP. 65 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,944 AND... ROLL SOUND, PLEASE. 66 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:28,449 69, TAKE ONE. A ONLY. MARK. 67 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,717 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. QUIET DOWN. 68 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,519 UM. OKAY. 69 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,189 AND... 70 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,225 ACTION. 71 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:40,694 WHAT? WHAT IS... 72 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,763 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 73 00:02:42,797 --> 00:02:43,798 WHOA... I THINK-- 74 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,766 I THINK WE'RE HAVING A POWER FAILURE. 75 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,368 WHAT? SHIT! 76 00:02:47,402 --> 00:02:49,504 SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! 77 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:53,274 [**] 78 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:59,280 * GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES * 79 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:05,953 * CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES * 80 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:12,325 * WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE * 81 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:19,367 * THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 82 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,008 * TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING * 83 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,609 * FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING * 84 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,411 * WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING * 85 00:03:31,446 --> 00:03:32,579 * KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING 86 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,982 * THIS IS THE WAY... 87 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:37,852 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 88 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:43,491 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE 89 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:46,994 * AND LOVE 90 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:54,502 [COLLECTIVELY SIGHING WITH RELIEF] 91 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,037 OKAY. 92 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,039 HEY, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY. 93 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,673 SO, CAL EDISON IS DOING 94 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:00,240 THEIR ROLLING BLACKOUTS AGAIN, 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,510 SO LET'S SHOOT WHILE WE CAN. 96 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,614 LET'S HAVE FINALS, PLEASE. 97 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:21,696 [FAN BEGINS WHIRRING] 98 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,964 WANT A BLAST? 99 00:04:22,997 --> 00:04:26,666 YEAH. PLEASE. THANK YOU. 100 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:28,436 [EXHALING DEEPLY] 101 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,070 APPARENTLY THIS IS EARTHQUAKE WEATHER. 102 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,639 GO AHEAD, BITCH. BRING IT ON. 103 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:33,740 [FAN WHIRRING] 104 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,409 YOU OKAY? 105 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,810 YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. I'LL GET OVER IT. 106 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,046 HERE WE GO! THANK YOU. 107 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,314 69, TAKE TWO. 108 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:44,085 A ONLY. MARK. 109 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,053 AND... ACTION. 110 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,576 OKAY. CUT. 111 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,712 CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT. OKAY, YOU GUYS. 112 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,881 THAT'S ACTUALLY... 113 00:05:13,915 --> 00:05:15,883 THAT'S NOT THE SCENE. 114 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,651 THIS IS AN OBLIGATORY FUCK. 115 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,353 OKAY? YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK HIM. 116 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,720 YOU DON'T LIKE 117 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,957 HAVING SEX WITH THIS GUY, OKAY? 118 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,059 OKAY, BUT, I MEAN, 119 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,494 HE'S BEEN MY BOYFRIEND 120 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:27,562 FOR, LIKE, THREE YEARS, RIGHT? 121 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,462 I MEAN, WHY WOULD I HATE HAVING SEX WITH HIM NOW? 122 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,499 THAT'S WHAT I WAS KINDA THINKING, TOO. 123 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:32,632 THANKS, FALLON. I GOT THIS. 124 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,502 UM, BECAUSE 125 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,703 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH KARINA. OKAY? 126 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,007 YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE HAVING SEX WITH THAT GUY. 127 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,042 JUST BECAUSE I LIKE WOMEN 128 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:42,843 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO HATE MEN. 129 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,111 I MEAN, COME ON, JENNY. 130 00:05:44,145 --> 00:05:46,480 IS THIS A MAN-HATING MOVIE? 131 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,082 [JENNY CLEARS HER THROAT] 132 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,850 IT'S NOT A MAN-HATING FILM, 133 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,054 BUT THE SCENE, AS WRITTEN, IS ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE 134 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,789 OF BEING FORCED TO HAVE SEX 135 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:56,656 WITH THIS GUY 136 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,492 WHEN, THE NIGHT BEFORE, YOU'VE JUST HAD 137 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,094 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MIND-BLOWING SEX 138 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,797 WITH A WOMAN. 139 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:08,002 NOW THIS... HAIRY GUY IS JUST POUNDING YOU, LIKE... 140 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,536 [GRUNTING] 141 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:11,037 WHAT DOES THAT DO? IT HURTS. 142 00:06:11,072 --> 00:06:12,873 AND YOU WANT TO CRY. 143 00:06:12,907 --> 00:06:16,477 OKAY? IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? YEAH? 144 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,777 YEAH, OKAY. THANK YOU. 145 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:18,912 IS THAT OKAY? 146 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,414 OH, YEAH. 147 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,583 THANKS. 148 00:06:23,618 --> 00:06:25,719 HERE WE GO, THEN. LET'S LOCK IT UP, PLEASE. 149 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,689 AND... ROLL SOUND. 150 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,924 SOUND SPEED. 151 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,160 THANKS. SHH. SETTLE. SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE. 152 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:36,564 69, TAKE 3. A ONLY. MARK. 153 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,433 ACTION. 154 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,025 [NIKI MOANS SOFTLY] 155 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:07,628 OKAY, CUT! 156 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:08,862 CUT! OKAY. 157 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,563 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOVE FUCKING THIS GUY. 158 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,599 YOU DON'T LIKE FUCKING HIM, OKAY? 159 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,001 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 160 00:07:14,035 --> 00:07:17,104 HANG ON A SEC. 161 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:19,006 LOOK AT ME. 162 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,041 DID YOU FUCK HIM? 163 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,756 CAN I HAVE MY, UH... 164 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:38,992 CAN WE JUST... 165 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,127 LOCK IT UP? 166 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:42,530 AGAIN. THANKS. 167 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,833 JENNY, LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 168 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:47,968 PLEASE? 169 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,270 I WAS DRUNK. IT WAS AFTER THE PARTY. 170 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,004 IT MEANT NOTHING, OKAY? IT WAS A MISTAKE. 171 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,173 I UNDERSTAND. 172 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,507 YOU FELT PRESSURED. 173 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,742 I MEAN, THEY'RE PRESSURING ME, 174 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,510 AND THEY'RE MAKING-- THEY'RE SAYING 175 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,745 THAT I'M THIS HETEROSEXUAL SEX SYMBOL NOW, 176 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,146 AND, I SWEAR TO GOD, JENNY, 177 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,480 I WISH IT WAS YOU, AND I'M SO SORRY. 178 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,550 AND I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN TO YOU. 179 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,818 THANKS. 180 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,585 CAN I JUST HAVE A MINUTE WITH 181 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,954 THE OTHER ACTOR? THANKS. 182 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:12,059 HEY, FALLON, CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU FOR ONE SEC? 183 00:08:12,093 --> 00:08:13,728 YEAH. YEAH, BOSS, WHAT IS IT? 184 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,030 HEY. UH... 185 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,602 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT FUCKING YOUR CO-STAR. 186 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,971 DO YOU REALIZE HOW IRRESPONSIBLE AND DESTRUCTIVE THAT IS? 187 00:08:25,006 --> 00:08:26,306 I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS-- 188 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,875 IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL. 189 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,109 OKAY? 190 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:32,112 YOU'VE TAMPERED WITH THE CHEMISTRY 191 00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:33,280 BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 192 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:36,183 IT IS A VILE AND DESPICABLE ACT. 193 00:08:36,217 --> 00:08:37,917 ALL RIGHT? 194 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,687 [SCOFFS, STUNNED] 195 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,155 YOU'RE FIRED. 196 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,989 WHAT? 197 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,091 GET OUT OF HERE. 198 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,125 [CHUCKLES] 199 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:47,060 IT'S PITCH-FUCKIN'- BLACK. I CAN'T-- 200 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:50,331 GET THE FUCK OFF MY SET. 201 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:53,567 FUCK THIS SHIT. 202 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,735 SO, I CALLED JOEY MONOGHAN 203 00:08:54,769 --> 00:08:57,271 AND I SAID, "GO AHEAD. TAKE US TO COURT. 204 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,039 "BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT OUR FINAL BEST OFFER ON THE TABLE, 205 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,109 "AND NO JUDGE IN CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO LET YOU WALK AWAY 206 00:09:02,143 --> 00:09:04,711 "WITH ANYTHING LIKE WHAT WE'RE STIPULATING. 207 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,879 "THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE ONE LOOK AT YOUR CLIENT 208 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,881 "AND THEY'RE GOING TO SAY, 209 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:12,853 "PULL YOUR SOCKS UP, MAN, AND GO BACK TO WORK. 210 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,721 STOP WHINING LIKE A GIRL." 211 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,624 "WHINING LIKE A GIRL." 212 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,758 LEONARD ALWAYS WHINES LIKE A GIRL. 213 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,894 WHAT DID JOEY SAY? 214 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:21,996 HE CAVED. 215 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,763 YES! 216 00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:25,633 OH, I MADE HIM SWEAT LIKE A PIG. 217 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,766 EVEN MORE THAN I'M SWEATING RIGHT NOW 218 00:09:26,801 --> 00:09:28,002 IN THIS BLASTED HEAT. 219 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,738 WE SHOULD HAVE DOCUMENTS TO SIGN 220 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,739 TOMORROW. 221 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,039 I WANT MOLLY TO MEET YOU. 222 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,175 SHE'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT LAW SCHOOL. 223 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:36,744 SHE WANTS TO TAKE A SEMESTER OFF. 224 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,813 I THOUGHT MOLLY WAS IN LEONARD'S CAMP. 225 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,614 SHE'S JUST ANGRY. 226 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:44,151 YOU WOULD BE SUCH AN INSPIRATION FOR HER. 227 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,621 JOYCE. 228 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,356 IF YOU AND I WERE STILL... 229 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:51,759 I MEAN, IF I HADN'T BEEN SO FOOLISH-- 230 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:52,959 NO. YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE. 231 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,628 I ACCEPTED IT. DIDN'T I? 232 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,763 YEAH. 233 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:56,931 YOU GAVE ME MY SPACE 234 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,300 TO RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY ADOLESCENT. 235 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:03,971 OKAY, PHYLLIS, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. 236 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,009 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, 237 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,711 GIVEN THAT WE'VE JUST HAD THIS LITTLE TRIUMPH TOGETHER-- 238 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,647 AND GIVEN HOW SMOLDERING HOT 239 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,150 THE TWO OF US WERE IN THE SACK-- 240 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,253 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT YOU MIGHT BE FEELING 241 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,387 A TINY BIT AMOROUS TOWARDS ME RIGHT NOW. 242 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,823 I'M JUST TRYING TO STAND BY 243 00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:25,693 MY CONVICTIONS HERE, MY DEAR. 244 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,862 BUT YOU ARE MAKING IT AWFULLY DIFFICULT 245 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,395 IN THAT SWEET LITTLE... 246 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,631 SLIP OF A FROCK. 247 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,902 SWEETIE? 248 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,203 JOYCE? 249 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,973 YOU'RE SITTING ON MY SHIRT. 250 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,441 WHAT? 251 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,710 SITTING ON MY SHIRT. 252 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,944 [PRODUCES SHIRT] 253 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,816 LET IT GO. 254 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,887 [KIT]: THIS IS IT. 255 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,989 MAN. OHH! 256 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,189 WHEW. 257 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,993 I HAD TO FIGHT SOME OLD SNOOTY WOMAN 258 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,660 AT THE BODEGA FOR THE LAST OF IT, MAN, 259 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,429 BUT I GOT IT. YES! 260 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:07,168 THIS HOT-ASS EARTHQUAKE WEATHER, MAN, JUST MAKES PEOPLE MEAN! 261 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,302 JUST MEAN! 262 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,769 HEY, KIT, ARE YOU GOING TO THAT, UM, 263 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,205 SIT-DOWNY THING? 264 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,772 I DON'T KNOW. 265 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:15,042 YOU KNOW, I DON'T-- I DON'T TRUST THEM. 266 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,911 I DO NOT TRUST THOSE SHEBAR BITCHES... 267 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,313 COMIN' UP IN HERE WITH SOME OLD MOBSTER CRAP. 268 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,382 I MEAN, LET ME READ THIS TO YOU. 269 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,317 "WE REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE 270 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,353 "AT A SIT-DOWN TO MEDIATE GRIEVANCES 271 00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:28,756 "AND LESBO TURF AT THE SHEBAR. 272 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,956 LUNCH WILL BE SERVED." 273 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,058 ARE THESE BITCHES CRAZY? 274 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,059 I KNOW. OH. THANKS. 275 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,461 AND EVERYONE GOT ONE OF THOSE. 276 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:36,095 ME TOO. I MET 'EM ONCE. 277 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,197 AND I WAS STONED. 278 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,198 WHY DO THEY WANT YOU TO GO? 279 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,734 NO IDEA. 280 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,869 THEY MUST BE WORKING SOME ANGLE. 281 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:42,970 MM-HMM. 282 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,170 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME 283 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,506 AND PROTECT ME. 284 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,942 JUST IN CASE. 285 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,078 WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE SIT-DOWN, KIT, FOR SURE. 286 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,048 [GROANING] YOU KNOW, 287 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,248 HEAR WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. 288 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,818 YOU KNOW, NEGOTIATIONS WORK SOMETIMES, KIT. 289 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,720 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 290 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,158 BUT THE FIRST SIGN OF BULLSHIT, I WALK. 291 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,391 JENNY. 292 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,994 JENNY. 293 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,029 LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 294 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,396 STOP! STOP, ALL RIGHT? 295 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:11,931 YOU CAN'T FIRE GREG! 296 00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:13,300 YOU CAN'T FIRE HIM. 297 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,500 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 298 00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:15,868 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING? 299 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,070 JENNY, JENNY, IT'S WILLIAM 300 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,439 ON THE PHONE FOR YOU. 301 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:19,907 JENNY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 302 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,342 HE'S CALLING FROM DUBAI. 303 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,145 MONSIEUR? 304 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,449 OH, GOD. GIVE ME A BREAK. 305 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,451 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 306 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,286 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE. 307 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,855 FINE? 308 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,189 SHE JUST FIRED 309 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,058 THE ONLY MALE LEAD ACTOR IN HER FUCKING MOVIE. 310 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,226 IT'S NOT FINE, ADELE. 311 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,227 I KNOW. 312 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,463 RIGHT NOW, HE'S TELLING HER 313 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,798 TO MARCH RIGHT BACK IN, APOLOGIZE TO GREG, 314 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,800 AND REHIRE HIM. 315 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,301 WHAT? 316 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,970 WILL SHE LISTEN TO HIM? 317 00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:51,371 MM-HMM, YEAH. 318 00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:54,173 I THINK JENNY WILL LISTEN TO WILLIAM. 319 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,477 [SIGHING]: OH, FUCK. 320 00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,913 [JENNY]: EXCUSE ME. 321 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:00,780 I'M WONDERING IF ANY OF YOU 322 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:06,020 HAVE SEEN DUMB-SHIT ACTOR BOY AROUND? 323 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,453 NO? NO ONE'S SEEN HIM? 324 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,055 ADELE? YEAH? 325 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,424 HEY. UM... 326 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,093 COULD YOU, UH, FIND MR. FALLON FOR ME? 327 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,194 YEAH. SURE. 328 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,928 THANKS. 329 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,164 HEY! 330 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:22,436 I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. 331 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,906 I CAN ALSO SEE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME, 332 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,442 SO, I JUST WANT TO SAY, YES, IT'S TRUE, 333 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,611 I DID LOSE MY TEMPER, 334 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:36,349 AND NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO APOLOGIZE TO MR. FALLON, 335 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,486 AND I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE, 336 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:43,356 AND THE DUMB-SHIT ACTOR BOY IS NO LONGER FIRED. 337 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,124 OKAY? 338 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,863 EVERYBODY, GO BACK TO WORK. NOW. GO. 339 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,600 JESUS, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THESE FUCKING CLOTHES OFF. 340 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:55,636 [SIGHS] 341 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,871 [GROANS] 342 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,842 [DROPS CASE] 343 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,414 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 344 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,948 OH! 345 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,387 OH! 346 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,620 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 347 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:17,990 I HAD TO DO IT! IT WAS SO HOT. 348 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,093 HELLO? 349 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,261 HEY. DO YOU HAVE POWER AT C.U.? 350 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,098 I'M AT HOME, ACTUALLY. 351 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,234 IT WAS UNBEARABLY HOT AT SCHOOL. 352 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,068 I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, 10 DEGREES HOTTER DOWNTOWN. 353 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,636 I THINK I HAVE TO SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION. 354 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,140 THESE ROLLING BLACKOUTS ARE COSTING US A FORTUNE. 355 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,475 WELL, WE'VE CANCELLED CLASSES. 356 00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:37,343 ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO THIS, UH, 357 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,647 THIS SHEBAR GATHERING THING? 358 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:43,951 OH... I THINK I HAVE TO GO. 359 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,919 KIT REALLY WANTS ME TO BE THERE. 360 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,623 MAYBE I WON'T GO, THEN. 361 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,191 WHAT, YOU THINK WE CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER? 362 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,193 I THINK IT WOULD BE HARD. 363 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,429 YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S HARD FOR ME, TOO. 364 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,632 CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC? 365 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,433 I'M JUST GOING TO PUT YOU ON SPEAKER. 366 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:00,900 SURE. 367 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:06,439 SO, ARE WE STILL ON FOR DAN TONIGHT? 368 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,642 YEAH. 6:00. 369 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,109 HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE A LOT COOLER BY THEN. 370 00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:12,945 ALTHOUGH IT WASN'T LAST NIGHT. 371 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,580 HOW'S ANGIE HOLDING UP? 372 00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,150 OH, MY GOD-- 373 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,183 THEY NEED YOU 374 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,184 ON STAGE TWO. 375 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,486 OKAY, I KNOW THAT ALREADY. 376 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,654 THANKS. 377 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,255 I'LL BE THERE. 378 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,426 [SIGHING]: SHE WAS SO CUTE, BETTE. 379 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,361 I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER 380 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,061 WHY WE COULDN'T TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONER 381 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,297 DURING THESE ROLLING BLACKOUTS, 382 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,697 SO SHE WENT TO PLAY GROUP 383 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,067 AND SHE MADE THIS LITTLE FAN, AND SHE BROUGHT IT HOME, 384 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,070 AND THEN WE TOOK TURNS FANNING OURSELF. 385 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:41,208 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS COULD COME OVER HERE AND USE THE POOL. 386 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,010 BETTE... 387 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,080 [MOUTHING WORDS] 388 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,651 WELL, LISTEN, I GOT TO GET OFF. 389 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,386 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. BYE. 390 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,129 WHO WAS IT? 391 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,365 TINA. 392 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,667 WE'RE HAVING... 393 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,270 SOME PARENTING DISAGREEMENTS. 394 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:14,541 WE'RE GOING TO GO SEE THE THERAPIST TOGETHER TONIGHT. 395 00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:16,142 GOOD FOR YOU. 396 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,277 [SHIRT SPLATS] 397 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,578 [WATER SPLASHING] 398 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,318 HEY. 399 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,554 I JUST, UH, I WANTED TO COME TELL YOU 400 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,556 THAT WE'RE GOING TO SHUT DOWN FOR THE DAY. 401 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,025 IT'S COSTING US WAY TOO MUCH MONEY. 402 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,260 I FIGURED. 403 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,561 DO YOU WANT TO MAYBE 404 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,796 GO OUT TO DINNER ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK? 405 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,530 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO. 406 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,499 OH. OKAY. 407 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,235 TINA, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. 408 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,703 YOU KNOW THAT. 409 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,470 I THINK YOU'RE GREAT, TOO, SAM. 410 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,372 BUT THAT DINNER PARTY 411 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,675 WAS AWKWARD AND UNCOMFORTABLE, AND... 412 00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,543 I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A STEP BACK 413 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,646 UNTIL YOU AND BETTE RESOLVE YOUR STUFF. 414 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,214 [SIGHING] 415 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,716 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 416 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,383 NEON. SHIT. 417 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,385 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 418 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,256 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ELSE NOTICED. 419 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,625 I'M SORRY, SAM. 420 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,759 IT'S COOL. 421 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,661 WE ARE TRYING TO RESOLVE IT. 422 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,128 WE'RE ACTUALLY-- 423 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,430 WE'RE SEEING A THERAPIST TOGETHER 424 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:15,569 TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND, YOU KNOW... 425 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,737 I HOPE IT HELPS. 426 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,437 IT'S CRAZY. 427 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,540 NEITHER ONE OF US 428 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,775 EVER THOUGHT THAT... 429 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,546 ANYTHING LIKE THIS WOULD EVER, YOU KNOW... 430 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,580 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY OVER. 431 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,116 IT WAS SO OVER. 432 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,084 APPARENTLY NOT. 433 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,519 I DO FEEL FOR JODI, THOUGH. 434 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,322 SHE'S A TERRIFIC GIRL. 435 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,658 YEAH. 436 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,628 SHE'S NICE. 437 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,663 OKAY. 438 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,141 NIKI? 439 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,146 NIKI, COME ON! 440 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,513 SHE LEFT AS SOON AS WE CALLED WRAP. 441 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,080 WHAT? 442 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,684 SHE'S GONE. 443 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,165 OH! 444 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,399 [CHUCKLING] 445 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,335 YOU'RE WET. 446 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,702 IT SHOULD FEEL GOOD! 447 00:18:22,736 --> 00:18:25,739 I WAS ALMOST DRY. 448 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,477 I'LL MAKE YOU WET AGAIN. 449 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,687 DON'T. PLEASE. 450 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,656 IT'S REALLY TOO FUCKING HOT. 451 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,292 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 452 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,328 REALLY, IT'S JUST SO HOT. PLEASE. 453 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,133 BULLSHIT. 454 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,140 WHAT'S GOING ON? 455 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,489 I'M IN LOVE WITH TINA. 456 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,458 WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 457 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,628 I'M UNHAPPY. 458 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,632 UNHAPPY HOW? 459 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,407 [EXHALING HEAVILY] 460 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,444 I'M UNHAPPY WITH... 461 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:38,477 [EXHALING HEAVILY] 462 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,480 I'M UNHAPPY WITH WORK 463 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:46,153 AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU WITH IT. 464 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,605 I WANT YOU BACK... 465 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,943 YOUR MIND, 466 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,813 AND YOUR HEART, 467 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,381 AND YOUR BODY. 468 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,685 I MISS YOU. 469 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,401 HEY. 470 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,303 HI. 471 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,272 YOU KNOW, JENNY, 472 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,707 YOU CAN GO HOME AND GET SOME REST. 473 00:20:45,479 --> 00:20:48,681 OKAY, WILL YOU PLEASE 474 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,683 PUT THIS IN AN ENVELOPE, 475 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,953 AND GIVE IT TO NIKI? 476 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,821 OF COURSE. 477 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,655 I WROTE A LOVE LETTER. 478 00:20:56,689 --> 00:21:00,594 WILL YOU READ IT AND TELL ME IF IT SUCKS? 479 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,796 [CHUCKLES] 480 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,831 HEY. 481 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,635 COME HERE. 482 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,438 CAN YOU TELL HER TO MEET ME HERE, TONIGHT? 483 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,673 I'LL TELL HER. 484 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,009 OKAY. THANKS. 485 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,052 HI. 486 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,420 OH. HI. 487 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,489 UGH. 488 00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:32,491 HOW ARE YOU? 489 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:34,561 UGH. 490 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,429 OHH. 491 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,365 WIPE THOSE TEARS. 492 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,400 ARE YOU OKAY? 493 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,069 WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO COME WITH ME 494 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,838 TO THAT BIG, DUMB MAFIA SIT-DOWN AT SHEBAR? 495 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,973 NO. WHY NOT? 496 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,942 I'M GOING TO SIT RIGHT THERE 497 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,378 AND I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR NIKI. 498 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,711 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 499 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,080 WHY? 500 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,714 'CAUSE. 501 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,849 THAT'S WEAK. 502 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,652 BUT I AM WEAK. 503 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,353 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT WEAK. 504 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,320 YOU'RE THE BOSS OF THIS PLACE! 505 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,755 YOU COULD FIRE EVERYBODY HERE, 506 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,391 IF YOU WANTED TO. 507 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,359 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 508 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,595 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 509 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,597 WOULD YOU GO OUT AND FUCK SOMEONE? 510 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,567 PROBABLY. 511 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,100 I'D GO OUT AND HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX 512 00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:17,870 WITH SOMEONE I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT. 513 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,509 [SIGHING] 514 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,109 COME ON, COME WITH ME TO SHEBAR. 515 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:27,146 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANYBODY BUT NIKI. 516 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,480 WELL, LOOK, 517 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,850 I HAVE A STRAIGHT-GIRL CRUSH THAT... 518 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,852 [BOTH LAUGHING] 519 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,453 ...THAT WILL NOT GO AWAY. 520 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,623 SO, UM... 521 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:37,823 [WOMAN]: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 522 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,527 I NEED TO SEE YOUR INVITATIONS. 523 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,534 ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? 524 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,901 GET OFF OF ME. 525 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,503 SPREAD 'EM, SWEETHEART. 526 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:54,441 YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST ASKED ME OUT FOR DINNER. 527 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,709 AH! STOP. 528 00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:56,775 MCCUTCHEON. SCHECHTER. 529 00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,511 RIGHT THIS WAY. 530 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,380 GOD, THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY. 531 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,516 I KNOW, IT'S TOTAL FOUR FAMILIES, ISN'T IT? 532 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,550 IT'S CUBAN! 533 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,986 MM-HMM. HELLO, LADIES. 534 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:07,821 SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT. 535 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:09,588 SO, DOUBLE-D, WHAT'S THE, UH-- 536 00:23:09,623 --> 00:23:10,757 IS THIS... IS THIS HER? 537 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,791 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS TO-DO, HUH? 538 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,425 WELL, I THOUGHT 539 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,828 WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER, CLEAR THE AIR, YOU KNOW, 540 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,596 GET RID OF SOME OF THE HOSTILITIES. 541 00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,833 IT REALLY PAINS ME TO SEE 542 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,600 WHAT COULD'VE BEEN A BOUNTIFUL FRIENDSHIP 543 00:23:21,635 --> 00:23:23,770 REDUCED TO BAD FEELINGS AND ACRIMONY. 544 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:24,838 BOUNTIFUL FRIENDSHIP? 545 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,706 YOU CAME INTO TOWN 546 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,074 AND YOU PISSED ALL OVER EVERY ONE OF US. 547 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:29,910 NO, ON THE CONTRARY, IT WAS YOU WHO ABUSED US. 548 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,176 WHAT? YEAH. 549 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,079 CINDI AND I CAME TO YOUR FAIR CITY 550 00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:34,847 WANTING TO SETTLE DOWN 551 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,617 AND OPEN UP A NICE LITTLE LESBIAN HANGOUT. 552 00:23:37,651 --> 00:23:38,717 AND THEN WE CORDIALLY 553 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:39,852 INVITE SHANE HERE 554 00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,488 TO SHARE A LITTLE SEX AMONGST FRIENDS, 555 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,955 AND THEN WHAT DOES SHE DO? 556 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:46,493 SHE BREAKS THAT TRUST BY SEDUCING MY GIRLFRIEND. 557 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,826 OH, HO, HO! 558 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,596 DENBO, YOU NEED TO START SINGING A NEW SONG, 559 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,531 BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL, I DID NOT SEDUCE HER, 560 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,565 AND, SECONDLY, 561 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,799 YOU TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY. 562 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,669 NO, SHE DIDN'T. OH, YES, SHE DID. 563 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:56,936 DAWN... 564 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,705 SHUT IT. YOU KNOW, 565 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:00,473 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 566 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,440 WHAT IF YOU KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR TWO SECONDS 567 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,176 AND YOU ACTUALLY LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TALK? 568 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,011 BECAUSE SHE'S GOT NOTHING TO SAY. 569 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:06,145 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 570 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,014 SEE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMETHING. 571 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:09,749 AS I WAS SAYING, 572 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,084 I UNDERSTANDABLY REACTED, 573 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,652 BECAUSE IN MIAMI, THAT SHIT DOESN'T FLY, 574 00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:15,021 AND THEN INSULTS WERE TRADED, 575 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,221 AND ONE OF YOU, 576 00:24:16,256 --> 00:24:17,723 I'M NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES, 577 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,858 CALLED THE POLICE ON OUR ESTABLISHMENT. 578 00:24:19,893 --> 00:24:22,762 YOU INFESTED THE PLANET WITH RATS. 579 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,663 JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HEALTH PROBLEM 580 00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:25,731 WITH YOUR ESTABLISHMENT 581 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:26,700 DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 582 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,902 TO TRY AND CLOSE SOMEONE ELSE'S BUSINESS DOWN. 583 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,136 UM, YOU ACTUALLY TRIED 584 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:32,772 TO SHUT DOWN MY FILM. 585 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,507 YOU DID NOT HAVE PERMITS FOR THAT NEIGHBORHOOD. 586 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:35,508 YOU WERE BOTHERING 587 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,509 MY FRIENDS WITH CHILDREN-- 588 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:37,644 THIS IS BULLSHIT, KIT. 589 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,645 WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING 590 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,046 TO THESE JOKERS? 591 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,148 I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU. 592 00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:43,616 TASHA. 593 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,018 [ALICE]: IT'S ACTUALLY CAPTAIN TASHA WILLIAMS. 594 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:47,754 MM-HMM, AND SHE'S HERE TO KICK SOME ASS 595 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:50,757 AND TAKE NAMES IF NECESSARY. 596 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,891 THAT IS SO AWESOME. 597 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,594 REALLY, CINDI? 598 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,730 WHAT? WHAT? IT'S IMPRESSIVE. 599 00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:58,264 [KIT]: YOU KNOW, TASHA'S GOT A POINT HERE. 600 00:24:58,298 --> 00:24:59,733 I REALLY SHOULDN'T SIT HERE 601 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:00,933 AND LISTEN TO ALL THIS BULLSHIT. 602 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:01,500 I SHOULD JUST KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS. 603 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,637 UH-OH. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY NEXT, MISS PORTER. 604 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,106 I'M TRYING TO BE CIVIL HERE, 605 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:07,606 IN THE INTEREST OF BOTH OUR BUSINESSES, 606 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,742 BUT IF YOU WANT THIS TO ESCALATE, 607 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:09,675 WE CAN DO THAT, TOO. 608 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,810 WELL, WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO? 609 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,277 ALL RIGHT, COME ON! COME ON. 610 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:13,612 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PEACE SUMMIT. 611 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:14,613 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET A PEACE SUMMIT, 612 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:16,883 BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BELIEVE A SINGLE THING 613 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,317 THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ASSHOLE'S MOUTH. 614 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,552 WHAT DID YOU FUCKING JUST CALL ME? 615 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:20,587 ENOUGH. ENOUGH! 616 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,622 ENOUGH! 617 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,668 WHAT DO YOU WANT, DENBO? 618 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,771 HMM, WHAT DO I WANT, WHAT DO I WANT... 619 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:38,772 TURF. 620 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:39,838 TURF? 621 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,175 WE DIVIDE UP THE TOWN. 622 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,843 YOU CAN HAVE WEDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS, 623 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:46,646 AND WE'LL TAKE FRIDAYS AND SUNDAYS. 624 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,013 KIT WANTS MONDAYS TOO. 625 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,749 KIT WANTS MONDAYS. KIT WANTS MONDAYS. 626 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:50,983 FINE. 627 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,819 BUT WE GET SUPERBOWL WEEKEND. 628 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,153 FINE. HEY! 629 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:55,789 NO POACHING CUSTOMERS. 630 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,257 THAT GOES BOTH WAYS. 631 00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:00,159 NOW THERE'S JUST A LITTLE QUESTION OF RESTITUTION. 632 00:26:00,193 --> 00:26:01,194 RESTITUTION? 633 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:01,560 RESTITUTION. 634 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,764 FOR EMOTIONAL HARDSHIP. 635 00:26:04,798 --> 00:26:05,864 [GUFFAWS] 636 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,634 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 637 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,335 NO, MY HONOR WAS MALIGNED, AND THAT OF MY LOVER, CINDI'S. 638 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:12,305 [LAUGHING] 639 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:16,008 AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE THAT WE RESTORE THIS LOST HONOR? 640 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:19,279 WE WANT PARTS IN YOUR MOVIE. 641 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:20,979 MY MOV... 642 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:21,948 NO WAY. 643 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,149 I DON'T WANT 644 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,151 A FUCKING PART IN YOUR MOVIE, JUST CINDI. 645 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,119 WHY WOULD I GIVE YOUR LOVER, CINDI, 646 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,088 A PART IN MY FILM? 647 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,889 'CAUSE SHE'S GODDAMNED GORGEOUS! LOOK AT HER. 648 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,625 WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE HER A PART IN YOUR MOVIE? 649 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:36,162 WELL, I THINK SHE HAS A FACE LIKE AN EXTRA. 650 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,866 SO YOU CAN BE AN EXTRA IN MY MOVIE. 651 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:40,899 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 652 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:41,967 SHE HAS TO HAVE A LINE. 653 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,369 SOMETHING PLUGGING SHEBAR. 654 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:44,370 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 655 00:26:44,404 --> 00:26:45,738 NO FUCKING WAY. 656 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,674 THAT'S REALLY TOO BAD. 657 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,642 I WOULDN'T WANT ANOTHER PRODUCTION MISHAP 658 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,277 TO BEFALL YOUR LITTLE SHOOT. 659 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:52,779 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BROTHER, JOEY, 660 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:53,979 WHO'S NEAR AND DEAR TO ME, HE'S A TEAMSTER-- 661 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,147 GO FUCK YOURSELF. 662 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,416 [CHUCKLING] 663 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:59,151 NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I CAN FUCK YOU? 664 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:03,356 YOU ARE SO TACKY. 665 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,425 [WHISPERING]: I THINK SHE'S PSYCHOTIC. 666 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,159 WHAT DO I DO? 667 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,761 [WHISPERING]: GIVE HER A SMALL PART. 668 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,998 OKAY. 669 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,700 UH... AHEM. 670 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,834 I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 671 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:18,437 AND... YOU, CINDI, 672 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,342 CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF, HMM... 673 00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:24,344 PARTYGOER #4. 674 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:25,911 THANK YOU. 675 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,347 WELL, I THINK OUR BUSINESS IS DONE HERE. 676 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,815 WE'RE NOT FINISHED. 677 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:29,915 YOU'D BETTER BE SOON. 678 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:30,916 WE WANT A SHOUT OUT 679 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,185 TO SHEBAR ON THE LOOK. 680 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,053 UH, FUCK NO, DENBO. 681 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,255 A MENTION ON THE LOOK 682 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:37,891 IS WORTH MILLIONS IN ADVERTISING. 683 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:38,892 MILLIONS? 684 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:40,793 THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT, YEAH. 685 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,295 THERE IS NO WAY I'M PROMOTING SHEBAR 686 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,796 AND I'M NOT PROMOTING THE PLANET. 687 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,898 YOU'RE NOT? 688 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:47,032 WELL, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 689 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:49,101 CINDI? 690 00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:52,338 [WHISPERING]: BETTE? PODCAST? 691 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,778 ALICE WILL GIVE A MENTION TO SHEBAR, 692 00:27:58,811 --> 00:27:59,812 AND THE PLANET, 693 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,146 BUT NOT ON THE LOOK. 694 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,216 SHE'LL MENTION BOTH OF THEM ON HER PODCAST. 695 00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:07,887 OKAY, PODCAST IT IS. 696 00:28:07,921 --> 00:28:09,388 WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIT? 697 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,425 DEAL? 698 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,497 HOW DO WE KNOW THAT YOU'LL KEEP YOUR WORD? 699 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,032 MY WORD'S ALL I GOT. 700 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,167 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME. 701 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,937 DID YOU DECORATE THIS IN THE '80S? 702 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:26,072 COME ON, YOU GUYS. 703 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,073 THANKS. 704 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,141 I'LL SEE YOU SOMETIME. 705 00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,275 BYE, SHANE. 706 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,211 SHE'LL BE... WAITING FOR HER CALL TIME. 707 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,880 ARE YOU SURE YOU STILL WANT TO DO THIS, ALICE? 708 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,848 BECAUSE IT'S SO HOT IN HERE 709 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,450 WITHOUT THE AIR CONDITIONING. 710 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:40,787 YEAH, IF YOU ARE, I'M READY. 711 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,789 OHH. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THERE. 712 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:43,923 I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GOING TO 713 00:28:43,957 --> 00:28:45,190 GET OUT ALIVE. DID YOU? 714 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,293 NO, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO GO IN THE FIRST PLACE. 715 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:48,795 SO, IS THAT THING READY FOR ME? 716 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,931 YES. YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON. 717 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:53,031 RED BUTTON... 718 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,166 YEAH, THE LITTLE RED BUTTON. 719 00:28:57,971 --> 00:28:59,338 ALL RIGHT. 720 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:00,907 OKAY. I NEED A SIGNAL. 721 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:01,740 HUH? A SIGNAL. 722 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,477 SIGNAL? HOW'S THAT FOR A SIGNAL? 723 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,212 GOOD? SO... 724 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:10,415 HI THERE! I'M ALICE, AND THIS IS ALICE IN LESBOLAND, 725 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:13,085 AND TODAY, I HAVE MY COLLEAGUE MAX SWEENEY WITH ME. 726 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,953 HI, EVERYBODY. 727 00:29:14,988 --> 00:29:16,456 AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW, 728 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:17,991 MAX IS SORT OF OUR BEHIND-THE-SCENES 729 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,358 TECHIE GUY ON OURCHART, 730 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:22,862 AND HE RECENTLY DID A BLOG 731 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,363 ABOUT BEING A TRANS GUY, 732 00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,199 AND IT KIND OF PISSED SOME OF YOU OFF, 733 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:29,269 AND I SAID SOME THINGS THAT WEREN'T SO COOL, 734 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,503 APPARENTLY, 735 00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:33,273 AND I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE PUBLICLY TO MAX. 736 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,841 SO, I'M SORRY, MAX. 737 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,042 ACTUALLY, UM, 738 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,944 YOU SAID THAT I WASN'T PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY. 739 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,813 WHICH IS... IT'S MORE THAN JUST KIND OF UNCOOL. 740 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,214 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 741 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:43,215 YEAH! 742 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:44,484 I WOULD-- YES. 743 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:45,918 AND I'M VERY SORRY. 744 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,553 UM, AFTER I SAID THAT, 745 00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:49,856 I HEARD FROM ONE OF OUR GUESTBIAN BLOGGERS, 746 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,323 KATE KENDELL, WHO'S ALSO THE DIRECTOR 747 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,593 OF THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR LESBIAN RIGHTS, 748 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,193 AND SHE TOLD ME 749 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:57,597 THAT I SUCKED AND WAS FULL OF SHIT 750 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,331 FOR THE SAME REASON, SO... 751 00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:00,833 I AM SORRY. 752 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:01,800 THANKS, KATE! 753 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,835 I GUESS I JUST KIND OF FIGURED 754 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,437 THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND 755 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,572 THE IMPORTANCE OF INCLUSION. 756 00:30:06,606 --> 00:30:07,407 OF COURSE I DO. 757 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,042 I JUST THINK THEY'RE REALLY DIFFERENT. 758 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,242 I THINK BEING BISEXUAL 759 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,445 IS JUST MORE NATURAL, 760 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,845 AND I THINK THAT TRANS, SORT OF, 761 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,114 IT'S A LITTLE HARD FOR PEOPLE TO SWALLOW. 762 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,616 I THINK THEY'RE VERY DIFFERENT. 763 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,851 WELL, THE MAIN ARGUMENT AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY 764 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:19,986 IS THAT IT'S NOT NATURAL, 765 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:22,087 AND THAT IT'S NOT WHAT REAL MEN AND WOMEN DO, RIGHT? 766 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:25,458 AND, I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT 767 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:29,094 SEXISM AND HOMOPHOBIA... 768 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,530 AND REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS, 769 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:31,864 AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT 770 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,066 LAST WEEK ON THE LOOK, 771 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,267 THEN, I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO ACCEPT US. 772 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,368 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP 773 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,937 MARGINALIZING YOUR TRANSGENDERED 774 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,005 SISTERS AND BROTHERS. 775 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,073 I HEAR YA. 776 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:41,407 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 777 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,942 SO, AGAIN, I AM SORRY. 778 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,945 YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK IT'S SOMETHING... 779 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,279 THERE YOU GO. 780 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,314 UM, WAIT... 781 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,084 I THOUGHT JODI LIKED 782 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,118 CHAI LATTE? 783 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:53,486 OH. IT'S FOR TINA. 784 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,387 WE'RE GOING TO A THERAPY SESSION TOGETHER. 785 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,058 UH-HUH. 786 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,661 JUST TO TALK ABOUT ANGIE. 787 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,628 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE BULLSHITTING ME, 788 00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:07,266 BECAUSE AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH BABY GIRL. 789 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,036 WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT PARENTING. 790 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,272 WHAT'S GOING ON? 791 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,641 NOTHING. 792 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,879 [REPROACHFULLY]: BETTE. 793 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,383 FUCK. 794 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:28,286 COME BACK HERE. 795 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,654 DON'T YOU DARE! 796 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:31,057 DON'T I DARE DO WHAT? 797 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,091 DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT TO JODI. 798 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:35,494 I'M NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE. 799 00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:37,630 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 800 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:39,331 WELL, YOU JUST BETTER BE CAREFUL. 801 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:44,103 THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING TO SEE A THERAPIST. 802 00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:46,105 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 803 00:31:46,139 --> 00:31:47,439 TO WHO? 804 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,143 I DON'T KNOW. 805 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:56,015 WORKING AT OURCHART'S 806 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,683 BEEN TOTALLY AWESOME, ACTUALLY. 807 00:31:57,717 --> 00:31:59,685 YOU'RE A WAY BETTER BOSS THAN MY LAST BOSS-- 808 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:01,353 OH, GOOD. EVEN IF YOU WERE 809 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:01,920 BEING KIND OF TRANS-PHOBIC, 810 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,355 OR WHATEVER. 811 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,956 YOU KNOW. 812 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:09,195 I MEAN, HE TRIES TO SET ME UP WITH HIS DAUGHTER, RIGHT? 813 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:11,363 AND I'M NOT OUT AT WORK, SO THEY DON'T KNOW 814 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:14,233 THAT I'M NOT A "BIO" GUY. 815 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,301 HI. 816 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,368 HI. 817 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:17,503 THIS IS RICHARD. THIS IS SHANE. 818 00:32:17,537 --> 00:32:18,638 RICHARD? YEAH. 819 00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,373 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 820 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:21,574 YOU, RICHARD. GOOD STUFF. 821 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,708 PART OF THE BIG OIL BUSINESS, AREN'T YOU? 822 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,111 I TOLD HER ABOUT YOUR INTERNSHIP 823 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,112 WITH PLESKER-PETERSEN. 824 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,246 WHICH HE QUIT, 825 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,614 BECAUSE HE DECIDED IT WAS IMMORAL, 826 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:30,183 AND AFTER I TOLD HIM THAT WE WERE 827 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,083 BREAKING UP BECAUSE HE WAS AN ENVIRONMENTAL CRIMINAL. 828 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,653 HI. HI! I'M SORRY. 829 00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:34,687 [ALICE]: PODCAST! 830 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,988 OH, RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 831 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,389 [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 832 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,225 OH! I'M SORRY. THIS IS-- 833 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:40,358 THIS IS MOLLY, 834 00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,560 PHYLLIS' DAUGHTER. HI. 835 00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:44,630 OH! I'M FAMILIAR WITH PHYLLIS. 836 00:32:44,664 --> 00:32:46,999 YEAH. 837 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,534 HEY, I'M MAX. HI. 838 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:49,635 HOW'S IT GOING? 839 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:52,370 WELL, LISTEN, RICHARD, WELCOME. 840 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:53,405 NICE TO MEET YOU. 841 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:54,973 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 842 00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:58,343 YOU KNOW THAT JENNY GAVE AWAY A PART 843 00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,645 IN YOUR MOVIE, BY THE WAY? 844 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,980 TO THAT GIRL, CINDI? THE LOVER. CINDI. 845 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,417 I CAN'T BELIEVE JENNY GAVE A PART IN THE MOVIE TO CINDI. 846 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,052 YEAH. THAT'S CRAZY. 847 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,620 WAIT. CAN YOU HOLD THAT FOR ONE SECOND? 848 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,655 YEAH. THAT'S ALL YOUR PRODUCTION NEEDS. 849 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,358 SO, UH, HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU STAND TO LOSE 850 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,593 WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION 851 00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,294 FOR THE DAY? 852 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,162 WELL, IT DEPENDS IF THE CREW'S ALREADY ON, 853 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:18,364 YOU KNOW, THAT COULD SUCK, 854 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,099 AND, THEN, IF THE CREW'S NOT ON, 855 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:20,866 THEN IT DEPENDS ON 856 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,267 HOW MANY LOCATIONS WE'VE SECURED-- 857 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:24,570 [ELEVATOR STOPS] 858 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:26,639 YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. 859 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:29,407 JESUS. WHAT WERE WE THINKING? 860 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:31,110 GODDAMN. 861 00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:33,179 THEY SAID THE ROLLING BLACKOUTS WERE OVER. 862 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:34,347 THIS MIGHT BE JUST A SPONTANEOUS-- 863 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,649 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? 864 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,450 FUCK! I CAN'T GET A SIGNAL. 865 00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,619 OH, GOD. OKAY. 866 00:33:40,653 --> 00:33:42,688 TINA, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 867 00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:43,689 I DON'T LIKE IT. 868 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,291 IT'S GOING TO GET REALLY FUCKING HOT IN HERE 869 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,292 IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS. 870 00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:47,526 I CANNOT TAKE THE HEAT. 871 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:48,728 I'M GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, 872 00:33:48,761 --> 00:33:50,263 I KNOW I AM. BETTE, JUST BREATHE. 873 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,665 OKAY? BREATHE? DEEP BREATH. 874 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,666 I DON'T WANT TO BREATHE TOO DEEP. 875 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:54,533 I'LL TAKE UP ALL THE OXYGEN. 876 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,402 NO, NO, YOU WON'T. IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 877 00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,705 JESUS, IT IS FUCKING HOT IN THIS CITY OF YOURS. 878 00:33:59,739 --> 00:34:02,040 HEY! 879 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,675 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 880 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,709 I GOT A SHOW. 881 00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:06,279 I'VE BEEN PAINTING LIKE A MANIAC. 882 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:08,346 REALLY? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE AN ARTIST. 883 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,482 YEAH. 884 00:34:09,514 --> 00:34:11,550 I'M NOT A BIG, RICH ARTIST LIKE JODI, 885 00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:13,519 WHICH IS WHY I INTERPRET FOR HER. 886 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:14,687 TO PAY THE BILLS, RIGHT? 887 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,721 EXACTLY. 888 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:26,632 SO, WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 889 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:27,666 IF YOU MEAN GRACE, 890 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,502 SHE'S IN SAN FRANCISCO. 891 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,438 YEAH? 892 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:33,672 YEAH. 893 00:34:33,706 --> 00:34:37,109 IT'S REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU. 894 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:43,381 GOOD, BECAUSE I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 895 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,850 YEAH? 896 00:34:44,884 --> 00:34:46,685 WHICH... 897 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,287 IS WHY I HAVEN'T COME AROUND, 898 00:34:48,321 --> 00:34:49,822 BECAUSE IT WAS KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT. 899 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:56,429 YEAH. I GET IT. 900 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:57,696 IT'S COOL. 901 00:34:57,730 --> 00:34:59,332 MAX. 902 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:03,602 WOULD YOU SIT WITH ME FOR A MINUTE? 903 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,173 [ZIPPING UP GEAR BAG] 904 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:14,613 I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING 905 00:35:14,647 --> 00:35:16,816 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT SOMETIME? 906 00:35:16,849 --> 00:35:19,685 WHAT, YOU MEAN, LIKE, ON A DATE? 907 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,787 YEAH, LIKE A DATE. 908 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,359 YEAH. SURE. 909 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:28,427 MAYBE TONIGHT? 910 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,765 ALL RIGHT. 911 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,400 YEAH. 912 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,802 [DISTANT SIRENS] 913 00:35:36,836 --> 00:35:39,405 CON ED IS REPORTING A MAJOR POWER OUTAGE... 914 00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:41,740 [**] 915 00:35:52,852 --> 00:35:54,586 HEY. 916 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,554 HEY. 917 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,858 [CHUCKLING]: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 918 00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:03,329 I'M FEELING WHAT 6:00 P.M. FEELS LIKE. 919 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,768 [KIDS PLAYING OUTSIDE] 920 00:36:08,801 --> 00:36:14,407 [TRUCK DRIVES BY] 921 00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:23,416 [DISTANT SIRENS] 922 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:26,419 [MOTORCYCLE PULLS AWAY] 923 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,688 I'M NEVER HOME BY 6:00 P.M. 924 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,990 I'M USUALLY STUCK ON THE 405. 925 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:37,763 [TRAFFIC PASSES] 926 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:42,801 [DISTANT VOICES] 927 00:36:42,835 --> 00:36:43,936 I HAVE NOTHING 928 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:48,606 THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW. 929 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,604 DO YOU THINK DAN EVEN KNOWS WE'RE IN HERE? 930 00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:21,573 I'M SURE HE'S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN. 931 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:25,577 [SIGHING] 932 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,011 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WOULD SAY TO US 933 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:28,280 RIGHT NOW 934 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:30,381 IF WE WERE IN SESSION WITH HIM? 935 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,418 [LAUGHS] 936 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,593 HE WOULD PROBABLY ASK WHAT WE EACH OF US WANTS. 937 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:41,793 AND WE WOULD SAY 938 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,661 WE DON'T KNOW. 939 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,297 [CHUCKLING] 940 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,698 AND HE WOULD ASK... 941 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:51,003 "WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, TINA?" 942 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:53,038 HMM? 943 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,542 FUCKING IT ALL UP. 944 00:37:56,574 --> 00:37:58,576 [LAUGHS] 945 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,678 [COUGHING] 946 00:38:01,914 --> 00:38:04,717 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU AFRAID OF, TINA? 947 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:05,885 I'M AFRAID OF, UM... 948 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,889 ...WHAT EVERYONE WILL THINK OF US, 949 00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,824 HOW THEY'LL JUDGE US, 950 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,025 HOW HURT JODI WILL BE. 951 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,595 SHE ALREADY KNOWS THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 952 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,364 DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT US? 953 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,564 GOD, NO. 954 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,566 I'VE BEEN SUCH A FUCKING COWARD. 955 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,101 I HAVEN'T... 956 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,769 [SIGHING] 957 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:29,742 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE WE REALLY... 958 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:32,678 I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS NEVER JUST... 959 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,612 EASY. 960 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:36,482 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NEVER EASY? 961 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,583 WELL, WE DON'T SHARE 962 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:40,052 THE SAME VALUES, JODI AND I. 963 00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:41,987 DO YOU THINK WE SHARE THE SAME VALUES? 964 00:38:42,021 --> 00:38:43,222 OF COURSE I DO! 965 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,958 I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S WHY WE WERE ABLE TO PARENT TOGETHER 966 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,760 WHEN THINGS WERE THE MOST ACRIMONIOUS BETWEEN US. 967 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:52,730 I MEAN, IT'S SO FUCKING RARE, TINA. 968 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,067 WE BOTH CARE ABOUT THE QUALITY OF LIFE. 969 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,470 YOU KNOW, AND I LIKE THE CHOICES YOU MAKE, 970 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:00,506 AND THE THINGS THAT YOU 971 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:02,340 SURROUND YOURSELF WITH. 972 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,778 I MEAN, THERE'S ATTENTION TO BEAUTY, 973 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:09,447 AND I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT... 974 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,116 AND I'M COMFORTABLE WITH, YOU KNOW, 975 00:39:12,151 --> 00:39:13,685 THE PEOPLE IN YOUR WORLD, 976 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:14,820 AND I THINK YOU'RE COMFORTABLE 977 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,455 WITH THE PEOPLE IN MINE. 978 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,963 WE LIKE THE SAME PEOPLE. 979 00:39:24,997 --> 00:39:27,800 AND WE DISLIKE THE SAME PEOPLE. 980 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:30,102 [CHUCKLING]: YES. 981 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:34,973 WE'D BOTH RATHER STAY IN ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 982 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,711 AHEM. 983 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,413 YES, DAN? 984 00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:44,049 WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF? 985 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:49,787 I'M AFRAID THAT I'M DESTRUCTIVE... 986 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:55,194 THAT IF I HAVE SOMETHING GOOD, 987 00:39:55,227 --> 00:40:00,765 I FEEL COMPELLED TO DESTROY IT. 988 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:04,136 LOOK, I'M NOT SO PURE AND INNOCENT, OKAY? 989 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,505 I WAS AWFUL WHEN I WAS WITH HENRY. 990 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,141 I WAS FLAILING. 991 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,842 LOOK HOW I TREATED YOU. 992 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,543 I USED ANGELICA AGAINST YOU. 993 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:13,578 I WAS-- 994 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:14,913 TINA, I LOVE YOU. 995 00:40:14,947 --> 00:40:16,048 DESPICABLE. 996 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,622 I LOVE YOU. 997 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,693 I HAVE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. 998 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:33,065 I'M JUST AFRAID THAT... 999 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,768 THAT EVERYTHING YOU'RE FEELING RIGHT NOW 1000 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,139 IS BECAUSE WE'RE NOT REALLY TOGETHER? 1001 00:40:40,172 --> 00:40:43,875 IT'S AN AFFAIR. 1002 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,511 NO. 1003 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:48,647 BUT IT IS. 1004 00:40:48,681 --> 00:40:50,149 FOR ME, 1005 00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:53,051 WHEN I REALLY SEARCH MYSELF... 1006 00:40:53,085 --> 00:40:56,221 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN AFFAIR. 1007 00:40:56,255 --> 00:40:58,856 FOR ME... 1008 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,931 IT FEELS LIKE I'M COMING HOME. 1009 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,945 JEN, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW. 1010 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,548 I DON'T WANT TO. 1011 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:23,948 I JUST WANT TO STICK AROUND 1012 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:25,184 FOR A BIT MORE. 1013 00:41:25,217 --> 00:41:27,685 IT'S TOO HOT, IT'S WAY TOO HOT. 1014 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,887 I KNOW, BUT I JUST WANT TO WAIT. 1015 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:31,790 [BOTH SIGHING] 1016 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,292 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1017 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,695 PERFECT. 1018 00:41:36,729 --> 00:41:40,232 [GROANING] 1019 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,768 HELLO? 1020 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,002 HEY, I'M HERE AT THE HOUSE, ALL BY MYSELF, 1021 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,270 AND THE LIGHTS KEEP GOING ON AND OFF, 1022 00:41:45,304 --> 00:41:47,606 AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING SCARY. 1023 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:48,940 GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK. 1024 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:50,209 YOU'RE NOT SCARED. 1025 00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,010 SHUT UP. JUST COME OVER. 1026 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,312 WHERE'S RICHARD? 1027 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:55,547 I DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY ON A PLANE BACK TO VERMONT. 1028 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:57,282 AFTER HIS LAME-ASS EFFORT TO GET ME BACK, 1029 00:41:57,316 --> 00:41:58,317 I SENT HIM HOME. 1030 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,285 OH, YEAH? HOW'S THAT? 1031 00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:02,520 HE KNOWS I'M A SUCKER FOR A ROMANTIC GESTURE, 1032 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,090 SO HE THOUGHT HE'D FLY ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY, 1033 00:42:05,124 --> 00:42:06,725 AND THEN WHEN HE GOT HERE, 1034 00:42:06,759 --> 00:42:08,560 AND HE WAS AS LOCK-JAWED AND TIGHT-ASSED AS EVER. 1035 00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:09,561 [GASPING] 1036 00:42:09,595 --> 00:42:11,029 THE LIGHTS WENT OUT! 1037 00:42:11,063 --> 00:42:12,998 FUCKING SHIT! AGAIN? 1038 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,134 CAN YOU PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME OVER? 1039 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:17,069 PLEASE? 1040 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,171 [KNOCKING] 1041 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,938 HELLO? 1042 00:42:22,241 --> 00:42:24,576 COME IN. 1043 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,748 OH, MY GOD. 1044 00:42:30,783 --> 00:42:32,785 THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LETTER 1045 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,754 THAT ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN ME. 1046 00:42:35,788 --> 00:42:39,157 IT COMPLETELY REMINDED ME OF WHY I WANTED TO BE IN THIS MOVIE 1047 00:42:39,191 --> 00:42:40,992 AND HOW I AM SO INTO YOU 1048 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,328 AND I JUST, I LOVE YOU-- 1049 00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:47,633 [GASPING] 1050 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:48,801 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! 1051 00:42:48,834 --> 00:42:50,369 I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T-- 1052 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,837 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 1053 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:52,937 UM, IT... IT'S OKAY. 1054 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,239 YOU NEED TO GO 1055 00:42:54,273 --> 00:42:56,040 TO THE PRODUCTION OFFICE. 1056 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,843 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE GOING TO MEET HER. 1057 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,877 SHE'S GOING TO BE SO FUCKING MAD. 1058 00:42:59,912 --> 00:43:02,046 LOOK, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW, OKAY? 1059 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:02,580 WHAT? 1060 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,316 YEAH, I MEAN, 1061 00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:06,250 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL HER UNLESS YOU ARE. 1062 00:43:06,285 --> 00:43:07,853 YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE HER IN THE DARK, 1063 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,120 AND, IT'S WEIRD, 1064 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:11,123 BECAUSE YOU KIND OF EVEN LOOK LIKE HER RIGHT NOW. 1065 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:12,891 SHE REALLY LOVES YOU, YOU KNOW? 1066 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:16,161 I KNOW. I LOVE HER TOO. 1067 00:43:16,195 --> 00:43:18,729 OKAY. 1068 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,767 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ADELE. 1069 00:43:29,373 --> 00:43:31,043 HI. 1070 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,311 THANKS FOR COMING. 1071 00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:34,011 YEAH, OF COURSE. 1072 00:43:34,046 --> 00:43:35,647 I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER-- 1073 00:43:35,681 --> 00:43:37,950 THANKS. I WAS REALLY SCARED. 1074 00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,117 OH, NO. I GET IT. 1075 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,353 IT WAS CRAZY DRIVING OVER HERE. 1076 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,087 NO. NOT SCARED OF THE DARK. 1077 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,189 SCARED BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOU. 1078 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,324 WINE? 1079 00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:46,924 I GOT A RED-- FRENCH BURGUNDY. 1080 00:43:46,959 --> 00:43:47,826 UM, UNLESS 1081 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:49,261 YOU PREFER WHITE? NO, NO, I LIKE RED. 1082 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:50,295 OKAY, GOOD. 1083 00:43:50,329 --> 00:43:51,430 GOOD. GOOD. RED. [POURING WINE] 1084 00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:52,598 I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 1085 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,300 I MEAN, I KISSED A GIRL THAT ONE TIME IN GIRL SCOUTS, 1086 00:43:55,334 --> 00:43:56,435 BUT IT WAS JUST THAT ONE-TIME THING, 1087 00:43:56,468 --> 00:43:57,903 AND IT WAS TRUTH OR DARE, 1088 00:43:57,935 --> 00:43:59,170 AND IT NEVER HAPPENED AGAIN. 1089 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,405 MOLLY, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, 1090 00:44:00,439 --> 00:44:01,773 YOU KNOW, WE CAN 1091 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:03,775 JUST HANG OUT IN THE DARK, IT'S OKAY. 1092 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:05,777 BUT I THINK YOU'RE REALLY SEXY. 1093 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:08,213 MM. 1094 00:44:09,882 --> 00:44:10,848 YEAH. 1095 00:44:10,883 --> 00:44:12,783 THAT'S GOOD. 1096 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:16,320 UM... I THINK YOU'RE-- 1097 00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:17,989 I THINK YOU ARE, TOO. 1098 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:19,691 RICHARD THINKS I'M ODDLY PROPORTIONED. 1099 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,326 WELL, RICHARD'S A TOOL. 1100 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,427 I KNOW. WE WENT TO NANTUCKET LAST SUMMER, 1101 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,062 AND I CAUGHT HIM JACKING OFF TO INTERNET PORN 1102 00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:26,197 WHEN HE THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING. 1103 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,399 HOW GROSS IS THAT, RIGHT? 1104 00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:29,066 YEAH, HE SAYS HE LOVES ME, 1105 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,335 BUT HE'S TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT. 1106 00:44:30,369 --> 00:44:31,236 MORE? 1107 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:32,838 WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RICHARD STILL? 1108 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,938 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1109 00:44:33,972 --> 00:44:35,072 FUCK RICHARD! 1110 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,174 LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. 1111 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,276 CAN YOU GRAB THE CANDLE? 1112 00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:40,178 YEAH. 1113 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,413 FUCK THAT GUY! 1114 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:42,781 I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY RICHARD. 1115 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,182 I TOLD HIM THAT TODAY. 1116 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:45,116 'CAUSE WHAT'S MARRIAGE ANYWAYS? 1117 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:46,785 IT'S AN ILL-CONCEIVED, ANTIQUATED INSTITUTION 1118 00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:47,786 CREATED BY PEOPLE 1119 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,987 WHO DID NOT EXPECT TO LIVE PAST 30. 1120 00:44:50,022 --> 00:44:51,023 DID YOU KNOW THAT? NO... 1121 00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:52,223 I TOOK A GENDER STUDIES CLASS, 1122 00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:53,892 AND DID YOU KNOW THAT, IN MEDIEVAL EUROPE, 1123 00:44:53,926 --> 00:44:56,461 THE WEDDING RING WAS A SYMBOL OF OWNERSHIP? 1124 00:44:56,495 --> 00:44:57,963 SERIOUSLY, IT WAS A DOWNPAYMENT 1125 00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:59,031 ON THE "BRIDE SALE." 1126 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,164 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? 1127 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,165 WOW. NO. 1128 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,166 I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S FUCKED UP! 1129 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,700 I'M SORRY, I'M TALKING TOO MUCH. 1130 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,436 I'LL STOP TALKING. 1131 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,103 I TEND TO DO THAT WHEN I'M NERVOUS. 1132 00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:09,040 * LATE AT NIGHT 1133 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:10,841 THANKS FOR DINNER. 1134 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:11,876 SURE. 1135 00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:18,116 * THE AIR WAS COOL 1136 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,117 * WE SNUCK INTO THE SWIMMING POOL * 1137 00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:22,754 CAN I KISS YOU? 1138 00:45:22,788 --> 00:45:24,790 YEAH. 1139 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:32,364 * YOU DOVE HEADFIRST 1140 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:36,001 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 1141 00:45:36,033 --> 00:45:38,470 * I WADED IN 1142 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:50,047 "MOST IMPROVED." 1143 00:45:50,082 --> 00:45:51,416 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 1144 00:45:51,450 --> 00:45:52,851 HAD TO START SOMEWHERE. 1145 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:54,920 [SETS TROPHY DOWN] 1146 00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:57,422 NICE ROOM. 1147 00:45:58,991 --> 00:46:01,058 [SETS GLASS DOWN] 1148 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:04,363 [COUGHS] 1149 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,841 [STARTS LAUGHING] 1150 00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:18,276 [LAUGHING] 1151 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,219 OKAY. 1152 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,232 [CHUCKLES] 1153 00:46:49,441 --> 00:46:51,409 [CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY] 1154 00:46:51,443 --> 00:46:54,178 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, YOU KNOW. 1155 00:46:55,514 --> 00:46:57,015 WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1156 00:46:57,049 --> 00:46:58,617 I KNOW... 1157 00:46:58,650 --> 00:47:00,117 WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1158 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:16,201 WEIRD... 1159 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:18,002 WHAT? BOOBS. 1160 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:19,938 NO. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. 1161 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:22,007 I'M AN IDIOT. ARE YOU SURE? 1162 00:47:30,282 --> 00:47:31,382 JENNY? 1163 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,650 HI. 1164 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,919 OH, MY GOD. 1165 00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:35,954 YOU CAME. 1166 00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,223 THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING LETTER 1167 00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,459 THAT ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN TO ME, 1168 00:47:41,493 --> 00:47:42,460 AND IT MADE ME REALIZE 1169 00:47:42,494 --> 00:47:45,497 WHY I WANTED TO DO THIS FILM-- 1170 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,502 [NIKI PROTESTING SOFTLY] 1171 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:51,636 WAIT. 1172 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:52,637 WHAT? WHAT? 1173 00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:54,472 JENNY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1174 00:47:54,506 --> 00:47:56,307 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1175 00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:57,475 I'M SO SORRY. 1176 00:47:57,509 --> 00:47:59,511 AND I'M SO SORRY. 1177 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,880 OH! I LOVE YOU. 1178 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,984 MM! 1179 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:07,386 OH... 1180 00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,593 WHAT? 1181 00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:16,060 YOU REALLY ARE LIKE A GUY. 1182 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,964 A REALLY SEXY GUY. 1183 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:23,100 YOU'RE SO MUCH SOFTER. 1184 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:29,440 GUESS WHAT? 1185 00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:30,942 WHAT? 1186 00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:32,411 I'M NOT A GUY. 1187 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,111 [LAUGHING] 1188 00:48:34,146 --> 00:48:36,148 SURPRISED? 1189 00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,065 YOU'RE WET. 1190 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,269 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 1191 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:59,437 I DON'T KNOW. NOT THAT. 1192 00:49:07,746 --> 00:49:10,981 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR THIS. 1193 00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:13,418 I'M READY FOR THIS. 1194 00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:24,996 AM I DOING IT RIGHT? 1195 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:29,233 [EXHALING HEAVILY] 1196 00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:34,772 UH... YEAH. YEAH. 1197 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:38,143 YOU'RE DOING IT PERFECT. 1198 00:49:39,778 --> 00:49:42,513 [ICE CLINKING] 1199 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,117 [CHUCKLING] 1200 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:47,118 WHAT'S THAT LOOK? 1201 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:48,486 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1202 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,722 [LAUGHING] 1203 00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,389 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1204 00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:53,758 OH... 1205 00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:55,193 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 1206 00:49:55,227 --> 00:49:56,527 HA! REALLY? 1207 00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:59,331 IT'S HOT IN HERE, ISN'T IT? 1208 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:03,000 AH... GETTIN' HOTTER. 1209 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,370 [LAUGHING] 1210 00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,671 HERE'S SOMETHING THAT CAN COOL YOU OFF. 1211 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:10,307 YEAH? 1212 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:19,117 * I WENT UNDER 1213 00:50:19,149 --> 00:50:29,793 * AND YOU FOLLOWED LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT TOMORROW * 1214 00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:34,832 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1215 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,301 [CHUCKLING] 1216 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,469 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1217 00:50:38,502 --> 00:50:39,738 [LAUGHING] 1218 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:45,042 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1219 00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:50,081 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1220 00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:55,452 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1221 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,589 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1222 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:01,492 FEELS GOOD. 1223 00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:04,695 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1224 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:10,435 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1225 00:51:11,803 --> 00:51:16,808 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW I HELD MY BREATH * 1226 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,813 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW YOU HELD MY HANDS * 1227 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:27,284 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1228 00:51:27,319 --> 00:51:32,190 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1229 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:37,262 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW THE STARS WERE BRIGHT * 1230 00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:42,434 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW THE WATER CLEAR * 1231 00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:47,504 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW I FELT YOUR HEAT * 1232 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:52,344 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW AS YOU SWAM HERE * 1233 00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:56,480 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1234 00:51:57,715 --> 00:52:01,686 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1235 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,257 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1236 00:52:07,926 --> 00:52:11,261 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1237 00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:15,533 [MOANING] 1238 00:52:19,371 --> 00:52:21,573 [GASPING] 1239 00:52:33,617 --> 00:52:42,927 * LATE AT NIGHT 1240 00:52:42,961 --> 00:52:45,562 * THE AIR WAS COOL 1241 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:50,467 * WE SNUCK INTO THE SWIMMING POOL * 1242 00:52:55,340 --> 00:53:03,180 * I WENT UNDER 1243 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,984 * AND YOU FOLLOWED 1244 00:53:06,017 --> 00:53:13,190 * LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT TOMORROW * 1245 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,962 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1246 00:53:20,832 --> 00:53:23,333 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1247 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,773 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1248 00:53:30,909 --> 00:53:34,545 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1249 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,382 [FEMALE NEWSCASTER]: THE HEATWAVE CONTINUES 1250 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,717 TO WREAK HAVOC IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, 1251 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:43,654 WHERE THREE MAJOR WILDFIRES ARE BLAZING OUT OF CONTROL. 1252 00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:45,723 FIREFIGHTERS PREDICT THAT THE FLAMES WILL SOON... 1253 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,592 [LAUGHING] 1254 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:49,794 ...BUT WEATHER CONDITIONS 1255 00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:52,297 ARE MAKING IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BATTLE THE FIRES, 1256 00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:53,731 AND HUNDREDS OF L.A. RESIDENTS 1257 00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:56,267 HAVE BEEN ASKED TO EVACUATE THEIR HOMES. 1258 00:53:56,301 --> 00:53:58,503 AT LEAST ONE FIRE GREW 10,000 ACRES 1259 00:53:58,535 --> 00:54:00,505 IN JUST SIX HOURS. 1260 00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:02,273 READY TO BECOME ONE OF CALIFORNIA'S 1261 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:04,675 DEADLIEST FIRES... 1262 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:06,410 [MOANING] 1263 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:09,246 [MOANING INTENSIFIES] 1264 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,384 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1265 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:21,693 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW THE STARS WERE BRIGHT * 1266 00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,928 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1267 00:54:23,962 --> 00:54:27,865 [GASPING] 1268 00:54:27,899 --> 00:54:29,434 * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT NOW 1269 00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:31,436 WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING! 1270 00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:32,704 BUT OF COURSE IT WAS AMAZING, 1271 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,706 'CAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL, AND YOU... 1272 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,742 KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 1273 00:54:44,882 --> 00:54:46,985 WHAT? 1274 00:54:47,018 --> 00:54:49,621 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1275 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,663 I DON'T REALLY THINK I'M READY FOR THIS YET. 1276 00:54:59,696 --> 00:55:02,000 I DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW. 1277 00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:04,435 I'M SORRY. 1278 00:55:08,839 --> 00:55:12,476 OKAY... 1279 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:15,046 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU ONE MORE TIME. 1280 00:55:21,019 --> 00:55:23,621 [MOANING] 1281 00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:32,030 [MOLLY GASPING] 1282 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:33,765 OH, FUCK! 1283 00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:38,903 [MOANING] 1284 00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:46,643 [CLUNKING AND GRINDING, FLOOR INDICATOR DINGS] 1285 00:55:46,678 --> 00:55:48,112 OH, GOD. 1286 00:55:48,146 --> 00:55:51,115 WE'LL JUST-- WE'LL JUST TAKE IT SLOWLY. 1287 00:55:51,149 --> 00:55:53,017 WELL, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER? 1288 00:55:53,051 --> 00:55:54,152 ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER 1289 00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:55,153 IT'S BECAUSE OF US? 1290 00:55:55,186 --> 00:55:56,387 NO. 1291 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:58,056 BUT IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, 1292 00:55:58,089 --> 00:55:59,524 I DON'T WANT TO TELL HER BEFORE THE RIDE. 1293 00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:01,593 THE PINK RIDE. 1294 00:56:01,626 --> 00:56:03,360 [DINGING] 1295 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:05,896 [DINGING] 1296 00:56:05,930 --> 00:56:07,065 I LOVE YOU. 1297 00:56:08,465 --> 00:56:09,934 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1298 00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:15,073 [DINGING] 1299 00:56:15,106 --> 00:56:16,640 [DOORS OPENING] 1300 00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:17,775 HI, DAN. 1301 00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:19,910 YOU POOR, POOR THINGS. THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO. 1302 00:56:19,944 --> 00:56:20,911 ARE YOU OKAY? 1303 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:21,912 WE'RE FINE. 1304 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,114 ANYBODY TRAUMATIZED? 1305 00:56:23,146 --> 00:56:26,017 I THINK WE ACTUALLY CLARIFIED SOME THINGS FOR OURSELVES. 1306 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,584 [PHYLLIS]: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! 1307 00:56:27,619 --> 00:56:28,887 YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LESBIAN! 1308 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:30,587 NEITHER WERE YOU, A YEAR AGO! 1309 00:56:30,622 --> 00:56:31,956 WHEN I LEFT YOU THIS AFTERNOON, 1310 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:32,957 YOU WERE WITH RICHARD. 1311 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,492 THIS IS BENEATH YOU. 1312 00:56:34,524 --> 00:56:35,993 WHAT, BECAUSE SHANE'S NEVER READ PROUST, 1313 00:56:36,027 --> 00:56:37,028 SHE'S BENEATH ME? 1314 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:38,196 SHE'S NEVER EVEN HEARD OF PROUST. 1315 00:56:38,229 --> 00:56:39,564 WHO CARES IF SHE'S HEARD OF PROUST? 1316 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:40,598 I AM SO SICK 1317 00:56:40,632 --> 00:56:42,467 OF YOU JUDGING EVERYBODY THAT I KNOW. 1318 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,301 SO SHANE'S NOT GOING TO WIN 1319 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,002 A MACARTHUR GENIUS GRANT ANYTIME SOON. 1320 00:56:45,036 --> 00:56:46,770 IT'S REALLY NICE FOR ONCE TO BE WITH SOMEONE 1321 00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:48,106 WHO'S A LITTLE BIT UNEDUCATED. 1322 00:56:48,139 --> 00:56:50,508 SHE PROBABLY WENT TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE. 1323 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,043 WHO CARES IF SHE WENT TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE? 1324 00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:54,112 WHO CARES IF SHE EVEN GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL? 1325 00:56:54,145 --> 00:56:55,879 I DON'T LIKE SHANE FOR HER POLITICAL VIEWS. 1326 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,014 I LIKE SHANE 1327 00:56:57,048 --> 00:56:58,082 BECAUSE SHE'S EASY AND SIMPLE. 1328 00:56:58,116 --> 00:56:59,083 AND MAYBE SHE'S NOT 1329 00:56:59,117 --> 00:57:00,585 THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, 1330 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:02,620 BUT AT LEAST SHE'S NOT FUCKING RICHARD. 1331 00:57:02,654 --> 00:57:05,589 SEE HOW LONG THIS LASTS. 1332 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,992 [PHYLLIS' FOOTSTEPS RECEDE AS MOLLY SIGHS] 1333 00:57:10,061 --> 00:57:11,762 [MALE NEWSCASTER]: RELIEF IS IN SIGHT FROM THE HEATWAVE. 1334 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:14,197 LOOKS LIKE THE WEATHER WILL BREAK TONIGHT 1335 00:57:14,232 --> 00:57:15,800 AND TEMPERATURES WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL TOMORROW. 1336 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,136 THE MID-80S. ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE. 1337 00:57:18,169 --> 00:57:19,871 AND ON THE NATIONAL NEWS FRONT, 1338 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:22,106 THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION IS UNDER INVESTIGATION... 1339 00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:25,677 [SOULFUL, JAZZY SAXOPHONE PLAYS] 1340 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:28,712 [**]