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PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...

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SO IF IT'S JUST A SEX THING,

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THEN YOU CAN GET IT
UNDER CONTROL, RIGHT?

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IT IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY
OVER.

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DID YOU FUCK ALL NIGHT

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BEFORE YOU TOLD HER
I WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

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THIS MORNING?

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LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE
HAVING THIS BABY ON MY OWN.

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AND YOU'RE OKAY
WITH THAT?

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I WANT THIS BABY MORE THAN EVER.

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I KNOW IT'S NOT MY PLACE
TO JUDGE YOU,

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AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON

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WITH YOU AND JENNY,

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BUT I THINK THIS IS WRONG.

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DID YOU GUYS HEAR
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARINA?

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NERVOUS BREAKDOWN--
COMPLETE AND TOTAL.

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I WANT TO SAY GOODBYE.

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OH, YEAH? YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?

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OHIO.
I TOOK A JOB THERE.

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I'M LEAVING THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW.

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WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE,
TAKE OVER THE LEASE?

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I CAN'T AFFORD THE RENT
ON THIS HOUSE.

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KIT, I DON'T HAVE $50,000.

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IVAN'S THE ONLY ONE
WHO COULD POSSIB--

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IVAN IS NOT
A GOOD IDEA.

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[KIT]: NOT YET.

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IVAN, I GOT HERE
A LITTLE EARLY.

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I DIDN'T
SEE ANYTHING!

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YOU DON'T THINK
YOU COULD'VE CHANGED YOUR PLAN

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A LITTLE BIT?
I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.

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THAT'S THE POINT.

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DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?

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THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD.

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TIM...

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[WHIMPERING]:
DON'T LEAVE.

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WHERE'S CLAYBOURNE?

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OH, CLAYBOURNE.

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CLAYBOURNE.

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FUCK!

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OH!

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* GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES
WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES *

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* CHICKS DRIVING FAST
INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES *

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* WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST
WOMEN WHO GIVE *

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* THIS IS THE WAY
IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE *

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* TALKING, LAUGHING
LOVING, BREATHING *

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* FIGHTING, FUCKING
CRYING, DRINKING *

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* WRITING, WINNING
LOSING, CHEATING *

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* KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING

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* THIS IS THE WAY...

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* THIS IS THE WAY
THAT WE LIVE *

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* IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE

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* AND LOVE *

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IT WAS BETTE'S HOUSE.

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SHE BOUGHT IT
BEFORE WE MET,

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BUT SHE PUT ME
ON THE TITLE

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AFTER I MOVED IN.

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DID YOU CONTRIBUTE

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TO THE MORTGAGE
PAYMENTS?

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I OFFERED,

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BUT BETTE NEVER
WANTED ME TO.

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I MADE
PRETTY GOOD MONEY

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AS A DEVELOPMENT
EXECUTIVE,

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BUT NOT AS MUCH AS BETTE,

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AND SHE INSISTED
ON PAYING THE MORTGAGE.

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AND YOU ALWAYS DID
WHAT BETTE WANTED?

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NO.

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DID YOU PAY
FOR ANYTHING?

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I...

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PAID FOR UTILITIES,
AND I...

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PAID FOR THE FOOD,

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ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE UTILITIES
ARE IN BETTE'S NAME.

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OF COURSE THEY ARE.

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THAT'S THE WAY SHE WANTED IT.

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WHY SHOULD THE LITTLE WIFE

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HAVE TO PUT HER NAME
ON ANYTHING?

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THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE.

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[BALL BOUNCES ON FLOOR]

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I JUST NEVER BOTHERED
TO CHANGE IT.

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LOOK, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

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I'M NOT GOING AFTER
BETTE'S MONEY.

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IF WE WIND UP IN COURT--

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WIND UP IN COURT! I--

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WHOA.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

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SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING,
SO I HOOKED HER UP.

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WITH A LAWYER?

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JOYCE WISCHNIA
IS THE LEADING

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GAY CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEY
IN L.A.

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JESUS, AL, YOU AND YOUR
FUCKING "BEST OF" LISTS.

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BETTE AND TINA
DON'T NEED THAT.

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WELL, I WASN'T REALLY
THINKING ABOUT BETTE.

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I WAS THINKING
ABOUT TINA.

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FINE.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE NEEDS?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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A LAP DANCE, MAYBE.

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NOT A FUCKING LAWYER.

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CLOSED?

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WHAT?

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SHIT.

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DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU
WHY YOU NEED A LAWYER?

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OKAY.

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BECAUSE IN THE EYES
OF THE WORLD,

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ESPECIALLY THE WORLD
AS EMBODIED BY THE COURTS,

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YOU ARE SHIT.

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YOU GAVE UP
YOUR AUTONOMY

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IN A RELATIONSHIP

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THAT THE LAW DOESN'T RECOGNIZE,

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AND YOUR EX CONTROLS EVERYTHING.

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SHE ALWAYS SAID
WHAT'S HERS IS MINE.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHOSE NAME IT WAS IN.

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IF I NEEDED MONEY
IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT,

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I JUST TOOK IT
FROM SAVINGS.

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I WAS AUTHORIZED ON THE ACCOUNT.

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I NEVER HAD TO ASK HER
FOR ANYTHING.

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DOES IT BOTHER YOU IF I SMOKE?

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I REALLY WISH
THAT YOU WOULDN'T.

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IF YOU DON'T MIND.

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OKAY.

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OKAY.

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LET'S REVIEW THE FACTS.

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DID YOU GIVE UP YOUR CAREER
AT HER URGING?

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YES.

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DID YOU MAKE A HOME FOR HER,
DID YOU COOK,

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DECORATE, ENTERTAIN,

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FILL THE HOUSE
WITH LIVELINESS

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AND WARMTH?

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YES.

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OKAY.

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DID YOU OFFER YOUR WOMB
TO GIVE BIRTH TO HER CHILD?

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BETTE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

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NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS.

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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I JUST STARTED
SHOWING.

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I HAD A MISCARRIAGE
ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AGO.

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BETTE DIDN'T HANDLE IT SO WELL.

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I DIDN'T WANT HER
TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN.

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SO YOU WENT
AND GOT INSEMINATED ON YOUR OWN,

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AND YOU'RE PROTECTING HER

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UNTIL YOU'RE SURE
IT'S GOING TO STICK?

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YEAH.

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AND THEN SHE CHEATED ON YOU.

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SHE SPREAD HER LEGS
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.

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COULD YOU PLEASE NOT SAY THAT?

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IT'S TRUE!

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DEAL WITH IT.

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DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU ANGRY?

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FUCK, YES.

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SO WHAT
DO YOU WANT?

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TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOURSELF.

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GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE,

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AND DON'T LET BETTE
DECIDE THAT FOR YOU.

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LOOK, TINA.

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I AM NOT A MARRIAGE WRECKER.

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IF YOU WANT
TO GET BACK TOGETHER

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WITH BETTE...

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DO YOU?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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WELL, EITHER WAY,

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YOU HAVE TO COME AT THIS
FROM A POSITION OF STRENGTH.

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WHETHER OR NOT

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YOU AND BETTE
EVENTUALLY RECONCILE--

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ESPECIALLY IF YOU DECIDE
TO GET BACK TOGETHER

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AND REBUILD TRUST
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP,

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FIRST YOU NEED
TO HAVE YOUR AUTONOMY.

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CAN YOU SEE WHY?

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YES, I CAN SEE WHY.

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I WANT MY AUTONOMY.

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OKAY.

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WHO IS BETTE'S LAWYER?

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THE--THE--THE--THE--

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THE SOMALIAN HEAD TRIP,
THE ESPRESSO OF THE DAY,

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IS THAT DIFFERENT
THAN A REGULAR SHOT?

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NO.

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IT'S NOT?
NO.

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OKAY, WELL, THEN,

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CAN I HAVE TWO,
OF WHICHEVER'S STRONGEST--

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OKAY.
OKAY?

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AND CAN I HAVE IT
FILLED IN A TALL CUP,

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HALF WAY?

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OKAY. ANY FLAVORING?

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WHAT, IN MY COFFEE?

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WHAT THE FUCK
IS HE TALKING ABOUT,

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WITH THE FLAVORING?

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HEY.

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GUYS.

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SORRY. CAN YOU--

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EXCUSE US.
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.

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SHANE DOES NOT KNOW
WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE.

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WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY
HAVE AT THE PLANET?

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A DOUBLE SHOT.

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GIVE THE WOMAN
A BABY MIND BLOWER

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WITH AN EXTRA HIT
OF ESPRESSO.

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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
THE EXTRA HIT, SHANE.

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I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH
THEY CALL IT

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"THE MIND BLOWER,"

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IT'S STILL NOT AS STRONG
AS PLANET COFFEE.

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AND WE WILL EACH HAVE

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A TOFFEE NUT
CARAMEL SOY

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FAR OUT FRAPPE.

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YOU DON'T MIND, RIGHT,
SINCE WE'RE HERE?

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TOFFEE NUT SOY...

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FAR OUT FRAPPE.

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FAR OUT FRAPPE...
THAT'S...

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THAT'S INTENSE,
TONYA.

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IT'S WHAT
I'M IN THE MOOD FOR.

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DANA DIDN'T
REALLY SAY

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THAT SHE WAS IN THE MOOD
FOR ONE, THOUGH.

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NO, BUT SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE.

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SHE ALWAYS WANTS
WHAT I WANT

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MORE THAN
WHAT SHE WANTS. RIGHT?

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IT'S TRUE. I DO.

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THAT'S SO NICE.

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SO LESBIAN.

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IVAN'S NOT
CALLING ME BACK.

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IVAN DOESN'T WANNA TALK.

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JUST TELL ME
WHERE SH--HE IS.

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I'VE BEEN
TO THE APARTMENT.

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HE'S NOT THERE.

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HE'S GOT A CABIN IN IDYLLWILD.

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HE'S GOT A CABIN?

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YEAH.

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IVAN'S GOT A CABIN.

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YEAH.
DUDE'S SET UP.

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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I APPRECIATE

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YOU BEING PROTECTIVE,

227
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BUT IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.

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I REALLY CARE
FOR IVAN.

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SURE.

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I NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.

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WHAT HAPPENED,
YOU KNOW,

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WITH THE TWO OF YOU?

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WHEN I SAW HER?

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WHEN YOU
SAW HER, YEAH.

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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BUSTED IN.

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I SHOULD HAVE WAITED.

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IT WAS BAD.

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I KNOW IT WAS BAD
FOR IVAN,

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BUT IT WAS UNSETTLING
FOR ME, TOO,

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YOU KNOW, BUT WE CAN
GET PAST THAT.

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YEAH, WELL,
MAYBE NOT IVAN.

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OH, THAT'S CRAZY.

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OF COURSE WE CAN.

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JUST--JUST--

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LET ME HAVE
HIS ADDRESS, PLEASE?

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NO, YOU KNOW,
IT'D BE BETTER TO WAIT.

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LET HIM CHILL FOR A FEW DAYS.

248
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,067
I CAN'T WAIT.

249
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,133
THEN, WHEN IVAN
GETS BACK,

250
00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,333
JUST DON'T MENTION IT,
LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

251
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:58,333
DAX,
I CAN'T WAIT.

252
00:09:58,367 --> 00:09:59,467
I DON'T HAVE A FEW DAYS.

253
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,633
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

254
00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,333
BETTE, I SCOURED
THE RENTALS.

255
00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:06,833
THESE GUYS DO
A LOT OF SHORT STAYS--

256
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,833
PEOPLE COMING IN
TO DO MOVIES,

257
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:08,833
AND THAT
KIND OF THING.

258
00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:10,167
GIVE ME THAT.

259
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,367
I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD
MOVIE STAR PRICES.

260
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,800
UH, SORRY, NO,
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

261
00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,600
IT'S CREW PEOPLE,
NOT MOVIE STARS.

262
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,400
OH, OKAY. I'M SORRY.

263
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:21,600
GO AHEAD.

264
00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,200
OKAY. UH...

265
00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,800
HERE IT IS.

266
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,267
IT'S A LITTLE
ONE BEDROOM

267
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,733
OVER ON BARHAM.

268
00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:28,933
IN THE VALLEY?

269
00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,867
ON THE CUSP.

270
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,233
IT HAS A 323 AREA CODE.

271
00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:32,867
WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE SURE SHE LEAVES ME?

272
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,767
IT'S ONE OF THE FEW PLACES
THAT RENTS MONTH-TO-MONTH.

273
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,333
I THOUGHT IF SHE WANTS
TO COME HOME AFTER A MONTH--

274
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,467
I WANT YOU
TO KEEP LOOKING.

275
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,267
OKAY,
I'LL KEEP LOOKING.

276
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,700
AND FIND SOMETHING NICER.

277
00:10:41,733 --> 00:10:43,867
I WILL NOT HAVE TINA
LIVING LIKE THAT.

278
00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,233
WELL,

279
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:47,100
IF YOU'RE WILLING,

280
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:49,400
IF YOU WANT TO SIGN
A SIX-MONTH LEASE, I SAW--

281
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,000
I WILL SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE.

282
00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,467
I DON'T CARE IF I LOSE MY MONEY

283
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,833
AS LONG AS IT MEANS
TINA'S COMING HOME.

284
00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:55,867
OKAY.

285
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,267
HERE WE GO.
THIS IS, UH--

286
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,267
[KNOCKING]

287
00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,300
COME IN.

288
00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:02,167
I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW

289
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,067
I GOT A CALL FROM TINA'S LAWYER.

290
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,733
WHAT KIND OF LAWYER?

291
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,867
HER NAME
IS JOYCE WISCHNIA,

292
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:11,200
AND SHE CLAIMS TO SPECIALIZE
IN CIVIL AND FAMILY MATTERS.

293
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,467
SHE'S FAMOUS.

294
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,067
I NEVER HEARD OF HER.

295
00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,600
SHE'S A GAY
CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER.

296
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,800
SHE'S ONE OF THE FIRST

297
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,100
TO SUPPORT
SAME-SEX ADOPTIONS.

298
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,433
TINA AND I WERE GOING
TO USE HER.

299
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,800
SHE ALSO DOES
ESTATE PLANNING

300
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:21,867
AND CHILD CUSTODY,

301
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:25,067
DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP
ARRANGEMENTS...

302
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:31,933
AND SEPARATION AND DIVORCE.

303
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,600
THE HUNTER...

304
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,733
AND THE HUNTED.

305
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,867
YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO WRITE.

306
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,867
IT'S FICTION.

307
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,067
NOT AN ESSAY.

308
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,767
NOT A POEM.

309
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,900
NOT A STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
BELLOW OF YEARNING

310
00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,867
FROM YOUR SOUL.

311
00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,100
WHERE'S AARON ENGLEBERG?

312
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,500
WHERE DID YOU LEARN

313
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:03,333
ABOUT VIOLIN MAKING, AARON?

314
00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,267
IT'S BEEN PASSED DOWN
THROUGH MY FAMILY.

315
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,600
MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
MY GRANDFATHER,

316
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:08,867
AND MY FATHER

317
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,067
ALL ARE
MASTER VIOLIN MAKERS.

318
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,467
VERY POIGNANT.

319
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,667
LOVELY STORY.

320
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,067
IT WAS MY FAVORITE SUBMISSION.

321
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,133
THANK YOU.

322
00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,333
THE AUTHOR

323
00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,967
OF STORM SELLER,

324
00:12:19,067 --> 00:12:20,933
S-E-L-L-E-R?

325
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,467
HUNTER KIRBY.

326
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,700
NICE USE OF METAPHOR, HUNTER,

327
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,133
BUT WATCH OUT
FOR THE PUNS.

328
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,900
AND TELL YOUR DAD I SAID HELLO.

329
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,100
I WILL.

330
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,700
AND, UH, MY GODFATHER
SAYS TO SAY HELLO.

331
00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:36,200
WHO'S YOUR GODFATHER?

332
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,500
EDWARD.

333
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:38,733
ALBEE.

334
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,533
WHERE IS SARAH SHUSTER?

335
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,100
JENNY SCHECTER, ACTUALLY.

336
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,967
JENNY SCHECTER.

337
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,567
SARAH SHUSTER.

338
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,533
WELL, WELL.

339
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,667
MS. SCHECTER
HAS WRITTEN A STORY

340
00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,367
CALLED
THUS SPOKE SARAH SHUSTER.

341
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,700
UH, YES, I REALIZE
THAT IT'S ARROGANT--

342
00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,633
WELL, ARROGANT
IS FINE.

343
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,667
HUBRISTIC,
OVERLY PRECIOUS BAD PUNS

344
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,867
ARE TO BE AVOIDED,

345
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,200
ESPECIALLY
IF SOMEONE WANTS

346
00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,567
TO BE ACCEPTED

347
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,167
INTO MY CLASS.

348
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,200
SHALL WE BEGIN?

349
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,700
[WINDS TIMER]

350
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:35,633
THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED...

351
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:41,567
[PANTING]

352
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,300
NO, NO!

353
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,400
[DERISIVE LAUGHTER]

354
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,767
NO, NO...

355
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:02,700
[JENNY]: THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

356
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:04,833
[TIMER DINGING]

357
00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:06,333
THAT'S IT.

358
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,300
PUT DOWN YOUR PENS.

359
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,167
THAT'S RIGHT.

360
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:32,200
* WE ARE WARM

361
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:35,200
* AND WE ARE SAFE

362
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,167
* ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN

363
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,167
* BEFORE THINGS CHANGE

364
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:48,333
* WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER
BROTHER *

365
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:51,933
* WE HAVE GOT
TO TAKE COVER *

366
00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:54,367
* BROTHER *

367
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,467
AND CUT.

368
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,467
BACK TO FIRST POSITIONS,
PLEASE.

369
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,633
OH, GOD.

370
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,467
HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

371
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,467
JUST A, UH...

372
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,633
JUST A FEW MINUTES.

373
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,300
I SAW THAT SEXY GUITAR PLAYER

374
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,733
HITTING ON YOU.

375
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,500
YEAH.

376
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,633
LISTEN, I HOPE
YOU DON'T MIND.

377
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,467
YOUR MOM TOLD ME
WHERE YOU WERE.

378
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,433
OH, NO, NO,
I DON'T MIND.

379
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,067
COME WITH ME?

380
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,467
YEAH.

381
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,900
WELL, ALSO, I WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE

382
00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,567
ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.

383
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,433
I WAS AN ASSHOLE.

384
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,833
[WHEELS SCRAPING]

385
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:59,400
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO ME.

386
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,167
WHO TOLD YOU WHERE I AM?

387
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,067
LOOK,
WE NEED TO TALK

388
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,200
SO WE CAN GET THIS
BEHIND US.

389
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,667
WELL, I'M BUSY
RIGHT NOW.

390
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,267
IVAN,
I NEED YOUR HELP,

391
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,867
AND I KNOW IT'S A BAD TIME,
BUT I JUST NEED 15 MINUTES.

392
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,067
NO, THAT'S OKAY,
YOU KNOW?

393
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,067
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
INVOLVED WITH ANYBODY,

394
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,267
AND THAT IS COOL.

395
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,133
I'M GLAD
IT'S COOL WITH YOU.

396
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,267
IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

397
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,267
WELL...

398
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,367
[CLEARS THROAT]

399
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,933
IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT WE CAN'T FUCK.

400
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,467
[DIRECTOR]: ACTION.

401
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,933
YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?

402
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:42,933
* SOMETIMES IT HURTS
WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT ME *

403
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,933
* BUT IT'S GOING
TO HURT MORE... *

404
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:48,233
[MUFFLED MUSIC]

405
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:54,100
* WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER

406
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,533
* BROTHER

407
00:16:55,567 --> 00:17:02,200
* WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER
BROTHER *

408
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:06,233
* HERE WE GO AGAIN

409
00:17:06,267 --> 00:17:09,233
* OH, MIDNIGHT KNOCKS!

410
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,833
* OH, EXPLOSIONS!

411
00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:13,067
CARMEN?

412
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,067
HEY, CARMEN!

413
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,067
OH, FUCK.

414
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,067
WHAT'S YOUR 20?

415
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,967
IGNORE IT.
OH, GOD.
NO, I CAN'T--

416
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:19,800
UM--NO, STOP--

417
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:22,800
UH, YEAH, GO FOR CARMEN.

418
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,467
I NEED A FRESH BATTERY
ASAP.

419
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:29,500
CARMEN?

420
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:30,567
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT.

421
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,267
OKAY, YEAH, RIGHT AWAY.

422
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,267
[DIRECTOR]: STAND BY.

423
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,200
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

424
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,733
OH, GOD.

425
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,233
I HAVE TO GO
OVER TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S.

426
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:43,800
I CAN'T LET HER DOWN.

427
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,167
NO PROBLEM.

428
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,333
UM...

429
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,700
I COULD COME OVER TO YOUR PLACE
LATE.

430
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:49,867
NO.

431
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,500
NO, MY ROOMMATES
ARE GOING TO BE THERE.

432
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,833
WELL, UH, WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?

433
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,500
NO, TOMORROW
I'M GETTING A LAP DANCE.

434
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,967
WELL, I COULD DO A LAP DANCE
FOR YOU.

435
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,200
[CHUCKLES]

436
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,333
I'D LIKE THAT.

437
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,967
BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND.

438
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,900
SHE JUST, UH, SHE GOT OUT
OF THIS RELATIONSHIP.

439
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:10,067
MM.

440
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:13,567
YEAH, THOSE RELATIONSHIPS...

441
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,733
THEY CAN REALLY FUCK YOU UP.

442
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,167
YEAH.

443
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,167
MM-HMM.

444
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:26,833
* HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER
BROTHER *

445
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,833
* WE HAVE GOT
TO TAKE COVER *

446
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:31,467
* BROTHER...

447
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,300
YOU WANT A BEER?

448
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,067
YOU'RE NOT DRINKING?

449
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,333
IT'S NON-ALCOHOLIC.

450
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:46,833
I'M NOT GOING TO BLOW
MY SOBRIETY, KIT.

451
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:50,133
IVAN, THIS...THIS DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE THAT HARD.

452
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,833
I MEAN, AFTER SEEING YOU
AS A WOMAN...

453
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,067
YOUR BODY'S BEAUTIFUL.

454
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,933
I MEAN, UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE BEAUTI--

455
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,133
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, OKAY?

456
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:03,533
I BROUGHT MY BUSINESS PLAN.

457
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:07,400
MY SISTER BETTE'S GOING TO
CO-SIGN FOR THE LOAN,

458
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,700
BUT THE BANK WON'T LEND ME
THE $75,000

459
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,467
UNLESS I CAN COME UP WITH
$50,000 IN CASH,

460
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,633
AND SHE JUST
DOESN'T HAVE IT.

461
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,567
$50,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY.

462
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:23,467
WELL, TOMORROW, I HAVE TO MEET
MANFREDI FERRER,

463
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,867
MARINA'S DAD,

464
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,633
AND IF I DON'T
HAVE IT TOGETHER, THEN...

465
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,067
IT'S OVER FOR ME.

466
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,767
LEAVE YOUR BUSINESS PLAN.

467
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,067
I'LL LOOK IT OVER.

468
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,967
I'VE GOT THINGS
I NEED TO DO NOW.

469
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:42,300
IVAN...

470
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:46,767
IS--IS THERE...A CHANCE?

471
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,167
YOU SHOULDN'T COUNT ON ME.

472
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,167
WILD BOAR HUNTING...

473
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,367
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
A LITERAL INTERPRETATION.

474
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,833
GLOCK'S SUBMISSION
LOOKS PROMISING.

475
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:13,333
I LIKE THE DESCRIPTION
OF THE, UH, LAWN MOWER.

476
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:16,933
ALWAYS GO FOR DETAIL.

477
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,300
MM...

478
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,633
I SEE
THAT JENNY SCHECTER

479
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,667
SET HER STORY

480
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:21,933
OF THE HUNTER
AND THE HUNTED

481
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:23,833
IN A CARNIVAL.

482
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:25,567
IS IT A TRUE STORY, SCHECTER?

483
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,133
YES.

484
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,467
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

485
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,467
IT LACKS IMAGINATION.

486
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,133
YOU HAVEN'T TRANSFORMED IT
INTO FICTION.

487
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,433
THANKS FOR TRYING,
PEOPLE.

488
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:39,600
YOU'LL ALL HEAR FROM ME
WITHIN THE NEXT 10 DAYS.

489
00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,867
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

490
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,033
BECAUSE WE WANT THEM
TO TAKE PART IN THE WEDDING.

491
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,400
WE WANT THEM
IN THE WEDDING PHOTOS.

492
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,300
WE WANT YOUR FATHER
TO GIVE YOU AWAY.

493
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,867
YEAH. GIVE ME AWAY.

494
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,867
THEY'RE PROBABLY
GOING TO DISOWN ME.

495
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,900
HONEY, THEY KNOW WE'RE
GETTING MARRIED, DON'T THEY?

496
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,900
YES.

497
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:09,933
AND THEY HAVEN'T
DISOWNED US YET,

498
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,267
HAVE THEY?

499
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,500
[SIGHING]

500
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:19,233
POOKIE,
THE WORST THEY CAN DO...

501
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:23,067
IS REFUSE
TO ACKNOWLEDGE US.

502
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,067
WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH

503
00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:25,067
WHAT THEY'RE DOING
ALREADY, RIGHT?

504
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,367
MM.

505
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,600
I NEED YOU
TO GO GET READY.

506
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:29,867
OKAY.

507
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,967
I NEED YOU TO WEAR YOUR HAIR
IN A PONYTAIL,

508
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,167
AND LET ME TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING ELSE.

509
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,900
OKAY?

510
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,600
OKAY.

511
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:41,100
MM. MM.

512
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,333
[KNOCKING]

513
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,400
[THUNK]

514
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:54,067
FUCK, TINA.
YOUR SHIT'S EVERYWHERE.

515
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,500
[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

516
00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:03,100
WHERE THE FUCK
IS TINA?

517
00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:04,400
BETTE.

518
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,067
SHE'S NOT HERE,

519
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,167
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME
TO COME IN.

520
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,767
SHE'S AT WORK.

521
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,100
SHE AND OSCAR
ARE INTO SOME BIG PROJECT.

522
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,200
DID YOU KNOW
SHE'S HIRING A LAWYER?

523
00:22:16,233 --> 00:22:17,933
SHE'S NOT HIRING ONE.

524
00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,600
SHE JUST WENT
FOR A CONSULTATION.

525
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,533
OH! PROVIDE BANK STATEMENTS.

526
00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:23,333
HAVE THE HOUSE REAPPRAISED.

527
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:24,833
SUPPLY A LIST OF MY ASSETS.

528
00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:26,133
DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE A CONSULTATION?

529
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,800
SHE WAS JUST
GOING TO GET SOME ADVICE.

530
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,067
I THOUGHT SHE NEEDED IT.

531
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,433
YOU KNOW, TO FEEL LIKE
SHE HAD SOME OPTIONS.

532
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:33,100
YOU THOUGHT?

533
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:34,100
BETTE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

534
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,433
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

535
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,733
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING
OF HER OWN ANYMORE.

536
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:39,767
SO YOU SENT HER
TO FUCKING JOYCE WISCHNIA?

537
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,700
I JUST SUGGESTED
SHE SEE A LAWYER.

538
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:42,567
FUCK YOU.

539
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,400
FUCK ME?

540
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:44,433
YEAH. FUCK YOU.

541
00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:46,200
WEREN'T YOU MY FRIEND?

542
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:47,633
YOU KNOW, I'M STILL YOUR FRIEND.

543
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,400
I'M TOTALLY YOUR FRIEND,
BUT YOU CAN BE A LITTLE CRUEL.

544
00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:52,367
I'VE BEEN THERE. I REMEMBER.

545
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:55,967
THAT'S LOW.

546
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,767
YOU AND I DATED FOR SIX WEEKS.

547
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,933
IT WAS NEVER
GOING TO GO ANYWHERE.

548
00:23:00,967 --> 00:23:02,700
I DID US BOTH A FAVOR.

549
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:07,433
IT'S JUST...TINA'S HURTING.

550
00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,733
AND I WOULD KIND OF LIKE
MY PLACE BACK SOMEDAY.

551
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,500
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
MY FRIEND.

552
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:18,967
YOU CAN JUDGE ME
ALL YOU WANT TO.

553
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,300
YOU CAN MAKE ME
INTO A PARIAH.

554
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,800
I FUCKING DESERVE IT.

555
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,600
BUT DON'T YOU DARE INTERFERE
WITH MY LIFE LIKE THAT, OKAY?

556
00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:25,733
DON'T CROSS THAT LINE AGAIN.

557
00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:28,067
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO CROSS A LINE.

558
00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:30,067
I--I'M SORRY!

559
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,367
TO SPONSORSHIP.

560
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,233
TO MY LITTLE GIRL'S
BRILLIANT CAREER.

561
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:38,067
MM-HMM.

562
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:40,767
MM. OH...

563
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,500
IS THIS
A SKINNY RUSSIAN?

564
00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:43,500
WELL, I KNEW

565
00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,500
THAT WAS YOUR DRINK,
SHARON.

566
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:45,467
OH.

567
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,067
MOM?

568
00:23:47,067 --> 00:23:49,767
IT'S ACTUALLY TONYA
THAT'S THE BRILLIANT ONE.

569
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,967
SHE'S THE ONE

570
00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,067
WHO LOCKED IN
THE GM DEAL.

571
00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:54,100
THAT'S JUST
THE BEGINNING.

572
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,067
SHARON, IRWIN,
DO YOU REALIZE

573
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,333
WHAT AN IMPACT
DANA CAN HAVE?

574
00:23:58,367 --> 00:23:59,467
BECAUSE,
SHE'S, WELL,

575
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,933
BECAUSE
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

576
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:04,300
BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE

577
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,067
THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL NEXT DOOR.

578
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,333
I THINK
DANA'S PRETTY NEAR PERFECT.

579
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,067
DANA
AND YOUR WIFE--

580
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,400
TWO PERFECT EXAMPLES

581
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:14,867
OF STRENGTH
BALANCED BY FEMININITY.

582
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:25,767
UM...SHARON, IRWIN,

583
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,267
DANA AND I
HAVE SOMETHING

584
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,767
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU.

585
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,767
NO, I'M SORRY,

586
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,933
YOU CANNOT HAVE
THE TIFFANY LAMPS

587
00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:33,767
UNTIL DADDY AND I
ARE READY TO DOWNSIZE.

588
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,900
[FAIRBANKS LAUGHING]

589
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,933
WELL, YOU KNOW
WE'VE SET A DATE...

590
00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:42,133
WE'D REALLY LIKE
YOUR BLESSING.

591
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,500
I DON'T KNOW

592
00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:45,600
WHAT DIFFERENCE
THAT MAKES.

593
00:24:46,967 --> 00:24:48,667
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT.

594
00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:51,967
MOM?

595
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,333
YOU KNOW, I--

596
00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:59,100
I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.

597
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,100
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU TWO.

598
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,833
BOTH OF YOU, SUCH PRETTY GIRLS.

599
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:07,300
NEITHER OF YOU WOULD
HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING A MAN.

600
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,633
OH, GOD.

601
00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,733
WE DON'T WANT
TO FIND A MAN, MOM.

602
00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:12,433
GOD!

603
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,633
DANA--
NO, IT'S JUST
FRUSTRATING, YOU KNOW?

604
00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:17,767
I TRY TO TELL YOU GUYS,
AND YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN.

605
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,733
IT'S OKAY.

606
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:25,600
SHARON, I WAS ENGAGED
ONCE BEFORE.

607
00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,500
I DON'T KNOW
IF DANA TOLD YOU.

608
00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:30,300
NO. NO, SHE DIDN'T.

609
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,200
WELL...

610
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,200
HIS NAME WAS BAYARD.

611
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,800
HE WAS SMART
AND SUCCESSFUL.

612
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,967
HE WAS
A REAL ESTATE LAWYER.

613
00:25:39,067 --> 00:25:42,300
HE WAS TOTALLY
IN LOVE WITH ME.

614
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,333
NOW, I TRIED
REALLY HARD

615
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,833
TO MAKE
THAT ONE WORK,

616
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,067
BUT EVERY NIGHT,

617
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,667
I WOULD WAKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

618
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:48,833
CRYING.

619
00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:51,433
AND ONE NIGHT,
BAYARD WOKE UP

620
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,900
AND HE FOUND ME
LIKE THAT.

621
00:25:54,133 --> 00:25:55,767
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?

622
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,167
DAMNED IF I DO.

623
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,067
HE GOT DOWN
ON ONE KNEE,

624
00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:04,367
AND HE SAID,

625
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,500
"TONYA...
WILL YOU NOT MARRY ME?"

626
00:26:12,933 --> 00:26:17,133
"BECAUSE I KNOW
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART,

627
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:21,433
AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
TO MAKE YOU UNHAPPY."

628
00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:28,067
"BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, TONYA."

629
00:26:29,967 --> 00:26:32,400
"FOLLOW YOUR HEART."

630
00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,867
OH.

631
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,767
AM I REALLY
SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT

632
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,700
IF I ORDER AN AWESOME?

633
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:19,100
NOT IF IT SPILLS
IN YOUR PRIUS.

634
00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:20,400
HI. I'M GOING TO TRY

635
00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:23,200
THAT TOFFEE NUT
CARAMEL SOY FRAPPU--

636
00:27:23,233 --> 00:27:25,300
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

637
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:25,967
TONYA ORDERED IT
YESTERDAY.

638
00:27:26,067 --> 00:27:27,367
IT WAS LETHAL.

639
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,767
WELL, TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T
KEEL OVER AND DIE.

640
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,767
AL...

641
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,267
OH, I'M SORRY.

642
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,167
WAS THAT TOO BRUTALLY FRANK
AND HONEST FOR YOU?

643
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,200
I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS.

644
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:36,200
I DON'T TRUST HER

645
00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,167
AND I HOPE DANA
GETS A PRENUP.

646
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,700
SHE SHOULD GO SEE
JOYCE WISCHNIA.

647
00:27:40,733 --> 00:27:41,700
WHAT?

648
00:27:41,733 --> 00:27:43,367
DON'T GET ME
INVOLVED IN THAT.

649
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,433
BETTE TOTALLY
REAMS ME

650
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:48,067
FOR SUGGESTING
TINA SEE A LAWYER.

651
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,200
WELL, I CAN'T
BLAME HER.

652
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,333
SORRY, TINA.

653
00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:55,100
I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE
MY WHOLE LIFE.

654
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,667
IT'S ABOUT TIME I STARTED
TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

655
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:58,833
THAT'S WHY I NEED A LAWYER.

656
00:27:58,867 --> 00:28:01,833
YEAH, BUT...
POOR BETTE.

657
00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:04,500
WELL, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY
THE INNOCENT PARTY.

658
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:05,833
YEAH, I KNOW,

659
00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:07,767
BUT, YOU KNOW,
GETTING A LAWYER

660
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,800
MEANS THAT THINGS
WILL GET UGLY.

661
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,100
COULDN'T YOU
JUST TRY

662
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:12,200
TO WORK IT OUT
TOGETHER?

663
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,433
BETTE AND I NEED TO BE
ON EQUAL FOOTING

664
00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:18,167
BEFORE THERE'S ANY CHANCE
THAT WE COULD WORK ANYTHING OUT.

665
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,800
I NEED MY AUTONOMY.

666
00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:27,533
I DON'T THINK

667
00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:29,067
THAT I WROTE VERY WELL
YESTERDAY,

668
00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:32,100
AND I THINK
THAT MADAME BIRCH

669
00:28:32,133 --> 00:28:34,267
DIDN'T
REALLY LIKE ME.

670
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,967
OH, WELL, SHE WAS
PROBABLY JEALOUS

671
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,267
BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO GIFTED

672
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,367
AND HOT.

673
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,167
OF COURSE.

674
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,100
COME ON, COME
MEET MY FRIENDS.

675
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:44,900
TODAY'S THE DAY.

676
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,233
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE
LING LING.

677
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,233
OKAY.

678
00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:49,667
OKAY, NOW,

679
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,233
LING LING--
YEAH.

680
00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:54,767
IS...THE GRAPHIC
DESIGNER!

681
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,767
RIGHT?

682
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,867
ACTUALLY, NOT QUITE.

683
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,233
LING LING'S
SEVEN MONTHS OLD.

684
00:28:59,267 --> 00:29:01,467
HER MOM CLAUDIA
IS THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER,

685
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,933
AND HER OTHER MOTHER
MARGARET

686
00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:05,067
IS THE GERIATRIC NURSE.
RIGHT.

687
00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:06,067
RIGHT?

688
00:29:06,067 --> 00:29:07,067
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

689
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:11,667
AND THEY HAVE, UM,
AN ADOPTED CHINESE BABY.

690
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,733
YEAH.

691
00:29:12,767 --> 00:29:14,367
OKAY. WHO ELSE?

692
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,067
IS IT ALL GOING TO
BE COUPLES TODAY?

693
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,267
MM...YEAH.

694
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,067
UM, YEAH,
MOST OF MY FRIENDS

695
00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:22,400
ARE MARRIED.

696
00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,633
THEY SORT OF, UM,
TOOK CARE OF ME

697
00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:25,667
AFTER, YOU KNOW,

698
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,067
CLAYBOURNE AND I
BROKE UP.

699
00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:31,067
THEY WERE REALLY HAPPY
WHEN I MET YOU.

700
00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:36,800
DOES SHE KNOW

701
00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:39,733
THAT WE'RE HAVING
COFFEE?

702
00:29:39,767 --> 00:29:42,067
UH, SHE'S IN
NEWPORT BEACH

703
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,400
WITH HER FAMILY.

704
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,400
MM.

705
00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:47,333
NO, SHE DOESN'T
KNOW,

706
00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:50,300
BUT I'M NOT
HIDING IT.

707
00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,300
WELL, IF SHE'S
AT THE BEACH,

708
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,167
WE COULD'VE JUST
MET AT YOUR PLACE,

709
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,967
LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

710
00:29:58,067 --> 00:30:00,100
BUT WE HAVE RULES

711
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,233
AND WE'RE TRYING
TO FOLLOW THEM.

712
00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:05,700
DOES THAT MEAN

713
00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:10,600
THAT YOU'RE FINDING IT
DIFFICULT?

714
00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:12,133
NO.

715
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,500
NO, NOT AT ALL.

716
00:30:13,533 --> 00:30:14,967
YOU?

717
00:30:16,433 --> 00:30:18,867
PIECE OF CAKE.

718
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,433
COME ON,
LING LING.

719
00:30:32,467 --> 00:30:33,600
COME ON.
SAY YOUR WORD.

720
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:34,833
COME ON,
LING LING.

721
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:36,867
COME ON,
SAY YOUR WORD.

722
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,733
OH, SHE JUST SAID
HER FIRST WORD.

723
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,767
SAY YOUR WORD.

724
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,267
DO YOU WANT TO
HAVE CHILDREN, JENNY?

725
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,933
OH, GOSH, I--I--I DON'T KNOW.

726
00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:47,800
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?

727
00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:49,067
I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE

728
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,900
I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING ABOUT IT
NOW, YOU KNOW?

729
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,900
YOU'VE GOT ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.

730
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:55,567
ROBIN SHOULD PROBABLY
BE THE FIRST TO GET PREGNANT.

731
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,000
NORA,

732
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:58,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

733
00:30:58,367 --> 00:30:59,833
WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO
GET ON WITH IT.

734
00:30:59,867 --> 00:31:01,267
ROBIN'S GOING TO MAKE
A GREAT MOTHER, JENNY.

735
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,067
SHE'S A BORN
NURTURER.

736
00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:06,300
YES, SHE'S A--
SHE'S A VERY KIND LADY.

737
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,267
IT'S A LITTLE SOON
FOR THEM TO BE

738
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,333
TALKING ABOUT
CHILDREN, NORA.

739
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,400
OH, COME ON.
WE'RE LESBIANS.

740
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,467
WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

741
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,500
AND, ANYWAY,
ONE OF THE PROBLEMS

742
00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,633
WITH CLAYBOURNE

743
00:31:14,667 --> 00:31:15,700
WAS THAT THEY DIDN'T
TALK ENOUGH.

744
00:31:15,733 --> 00:31:16,800
ROBIN DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

745
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:17,800
CLAYBOURNE DIDN'T
BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY

746
00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,900
UNTIL THE DAY
OF THE WEDDING.

747
00:31:19,933 --> 00:31:21,300
DID YOU KNOW
CLAYBOURNE

748
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,600
CHEATED ON ROBIN
AT THEIR OWN WEDDING?

749
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,300
YOU SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE.

750
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,167
SHE WAS STUNNING.

751
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,700
WE'D LIKE TO SEE HER
IN THAT TUX AGAIN.

752
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,767
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR THE DAY.

753
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,067
YOU'RE WELCOME.

754
00:31:47,067 --> 00:31:51,167
DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE,
OR SHOULD I COME IN?

755
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,133
UM...I THINK
THAT WE NEED TO TALK.

756
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:56,967
OH.

757
00:32:00,233 --> 00:32:02,833
OKAY.

758
00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,567
TALK TO ME.

759
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,700
I LIKE YOU
VERY MUCH.

760
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:13,433
MM, THAT'S A VERY BAD WAY
TO BEGIN A CONVERSATION.

761
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:15,067
OKAY, I'M SORRY.

762
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:19,467
I'M JUST NOT READY
TO BE MARRIED AGAIN.

763
00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:23,367
JEN, I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU
TO MARRY ME.

764
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,833
ROBIN, IT'S SO OBVIOUS TO ME
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

765
00:32:27,867 --> 00:32:31,067
AND I KIND OF FEEL LIKE...

766
00:32:31,067 --> 00:32:33,533
I DON'T KNOW,
THAT YOU SET ME UP OR SOMETHING.

767
00:32:33,567 --> 00:32:34,533
OH, NO, NO, NO.

768
00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:36,067
NO, THEY LEAPT
TO THAT CONCLUSION

769
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,800
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT
FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

770
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,533
YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME

771
00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:41,233
JUST BECAUSE MY FRIENDS
WANT ME TO FIND, YOU KNOW--

772
00:32:41,267 --> 00:32:43,733
UH--OKAY, UM, I'M NOT TRYING
TO PUNISH YOU.

773
00:32:43,767 --> 00:32:46,633
LOOK, ROBIN, I'M JUST REALIZING
THAT, UM...

774
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:51,300
I NEED TO...I JUST NEED
TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.

775
00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,900
JEN, YOU CAN HAVE TIME ALONE.

776
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,367
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WITH ME
EVERY SECOND.

777
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,533
OKAY, UM...

778
00:32:59,567 --> 00:33:01,567
UH...

779
00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:08,067
I NEED TO TRY
AND BE SELF-SUFFICIENT.

780
00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,967
WELL, I'VE NEVER
REALLY BEEN

781
00:33:11,067 --> 00:33:13,100
ON MY OWN BEFORE,

782
00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:14,900
AND...

783
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:21,600
I THINK THAT I NEED
TO JUST...TO FEEL SCARED.

784
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:25,600
WELL...
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

785
00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:27,467
I'M--I'M NOT A SCARY PERSON.

786
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,600
I'M A LOVING--
OH, ROBIN, COME ON.

787
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:33,100
I MEAN, I'M TERRIFIED
OF BEING ON MY OWN.

788
00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,267
I'VE JUST GOT TO

789
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,100
MAKE MYSELF
DO IT, ROBIN,

790
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:37,067
AND I CAN'T--

791
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,400
I CAN'T DISTRACT MYSELF

792
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,100
BY CREATING ALL THIS FUCKING
LABYRINTH-LIKE DRAMA

793
00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:42,933
THAT I'M SO GOOD AT CREATING,

794
00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:44,833
AND I PROMISE YOU

795
00:33:44,867 --> 00:33:48,400
THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET
SUCKED INTO MY FUCKING BULLSHIT.

796
00:33:48,433 --> 00:33:50,067
YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T. OKAY?

797
00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,367
DON'T.

798
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,900
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANT
AND DON'T WANT.

799
00:33:52,933 --> 00:33:54,333
I KNOW WHAT I FUCKING WANT.

800
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:55,567
OKAY, WELL, I'M GOING
TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF.

801
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,600
PLEASE.

802
00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:59,467
THIS IS, UH,
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.

803
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,933
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE DOING THIS.

804
00:34:06,067 --> 00:34:07,500
I--

805
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,733
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN.

806
00:34:13,767 --> 00:34:14,733
I DON'T KNOW,
ROBIN.

807
00:34:14,767 --> 00:34:15,800
THAT'S WHY
I'M SAYING

808
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,167
WE SHOULD STOP NOW,

809
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,800
BEFORE WE ACTUALLY
GO THROUGH ANYTHING.

810
00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,867
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

811
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,400
DID I BLOW IT

812
00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:40,733
BY TAKING YOU
TO MEET MY FRIENDS TODAY?

813
00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:41,900
NO.

814
00:34:41,933 --> 00:34:42,933
I THINK
THAT YOUR FRIENDS

815
00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,900
SEEM LIKE
REALLY GOOD PEOPLE.

816
00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:48,933
AND THEY SEEM, UH...

817
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:54,233
VERY MATURE
AND VERY, UM...

818
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:59,700
SETTLED IN THEIR LIFE.

819
00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:01,200
SO, UH...

820
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,367
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP.

821
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,933
NO, I DON'T.

822
00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:09,400
YOU JUST WANT TO
SLEEP WITH PEOPLE,

823
00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,367
MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

824
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,400
SO YOU CAN FUCK
WITH THEIR HEADS.

825
00:35:13,433 --> 00:35:15,767
WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.

826
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,400
WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.

827
00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:20,500
RIGHT.

828
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,167
THAT'S WHY I THINK

829
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,433
WE SHOULD END THIS
RIGHT NOW,

830
00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:29,433
BEFORE...

831
00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:33,300
I DISAPPOINT YOU
ANY MORE THAN I OBVIOUSLY HAVE.

832
00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:03,067
[CELLPHONE RINGING]

833
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,567
HELLO?

834
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,333
THIS IS SHE.

835
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:11,300
WELL, I DON'T THINK WOMEN,

836
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,367
ESPECIALLY LESBIANS,

837
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,300
SHOULD EXPLOIT
OTHER WOMEN.

838
00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,100
WELL, THE STRIPPERS I KNOW
DO IT

839
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,067
BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT.

840
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,100
WAIT A MINUTE.

841
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,233
HAVEN'T YOU EVER
HAD A LAP DANCE?

842
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:29,767
IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE
WHO'S NEVER HAD A LAP DANCE?

843
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:37,300
OH, MY INNOCENT
LITTLE SWEETIE.

844
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:40,400
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

845
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,800
THAT WOULD BE OKAY WITH YOU?

846
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,467
WELL, IF DANA WANTED ONE.

847
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,800
BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT
ANYONE ELSE'S BOOTY

848
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,367
ON HER BOOTY RIGHT NOW.

849
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,333
DO YOU, POOKIE?

850
00:36:58,633 --> 00:36:59,900
WHOA. AHEM.

851
00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:02,633
WHAT?

852
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,633
JUST...
DANA, SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.

853
00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:13,633
HEY. I'M JUST PICKING UP.

854
00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:14,900
I'LL BE TWO MINUTES.

855
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,200
OKAY, THANKS.

856
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,067
I DON'T THINK

857
00:37:20,067 --> 00:37:21,567
I WANT THE FIRST WOMAN
TO EVER TOUCH ME

858
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,567
OTHER THAN BETTE

859
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,967
TO BE A STRIPPER.

860
00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:26,067
DID I HEAR

861
00:37:26,067 --> 00:37:27,100
WHAT I THINK
I JUST HEARD?

862
00:37:27,133 --> 00:37:30,167
BETTE'S THE ONLY WOMAN
YOU'VE EVER BEEN WITH?

863
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,867
[TINA]:
YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, MISSUS.

864
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,667
OH!

865
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,667
WE ARE GETTING YOU
A LAP DANCE TONIGHT.

866
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:38,067
[WOMEN LAUGHING]

867
00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:44,900
[LAUGHTER TRAILS OFF]

868
00:38:05,767 --> 00:38:06,933
HERE YOU GO.

869
00:38:06,967 --> 00:38:08,100
THANKS.

870
00:38:08,133 --> 00:38:10,500
HEY, BETTE.

871
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:12,267
BETTE!

872
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:14,700
I'M SORRY.

873
00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:18,567
THANKS.

874
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,067
WAIT, WAIT.

875
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,067
THIS SUCKS.

876
00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:34,800
YEAH, THIS SUCKS.

877
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,833
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO.

878
00:38:43,867 --> 00:38:45,900
I'VE GOT TO GO MEET KIT, SO...

879
00:38:45,933 --> 00:38:48,433
I'M JUST,
UH...

880
00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:51,300
I'M JUST SORRY.

881
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,567
I'M REALLY SORRY.

882
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,733
THANKS.

883
00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:00,800
[ENGINE STARTS]

884
00:39:11,133 --> 00:39:12,433
[***]

885
00:39:32,633 --> 00:39:34,667
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HUH?

886
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,500
I THINK
IT'S HIDEOUS.

887
00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:37,700
WELL, THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT.

888
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:39,167
YOU KNOW, SOME HAVE
REAL BOOBIES.

889
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,467
JUST KEEP LOOKING.
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE.

890
00:39:58,133 --> 00:40:00,000
COME ON, HONEY.

891
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,067
COME ON, HONEY.
IT'S GOOD FUN.

892
00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:01,700
IT'S GOOD FUN.

893
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,300
COME ON.

894
00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:20,600
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
GET MR. FERRER

895
00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:22,167
TO GIVE YOU
MORE TIME.

896
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,333
I CAN GO TO
THE BANK WITH YOU

897
00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:25,000
AND WE CAN
TRY AGAIN.

898
00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,833
TRY WHAT?

899
00:40:26,867 --> 00:40:28,000
WE CAN TRY
TO GET THEM

900
00:40:28,033 --> 00:40:29,267
TO LEND YOU
THE FULL AMOUNT.

901
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:29,900
I CAN PUT UP
SOME ARTWORK

902
00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:31,133
AS COLLATERAL.

903
00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:33,800
NO, I CAN'T
HAVE YOU DO THAT.

904
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,100
IT'S TOO MUCH.

905
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,100
YOU'RE ALREADY

906
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:38,400
PUTTING YOURSELF
ON THE LINE.

907
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:44,200
YOU KNOW,
I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS

908
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,867
IF I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
LOSE MY SHIRT, OKAY?

909
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,600
THANK YOU.

910
00:40:51,633 --> 00:40:53,767
THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

911
00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:58,533
BUT I DON'T THINK

912
00:40:58,567 --> 00:41:01,600
MARINA'S DADDY
IS GOING TO GIVE US A BREAK.

913
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:02,600
HE SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS

914
00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:04,167
TO GET THIS OVER WITH FAST.

915
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,600
HEY, THERE,
GOOD-LOOKING.

916
00:41:18,633 --> 00:41:21,067
CAN I GET YOU
ANYTHING TO DRINK?

917
00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:23,500
THANKS.

918
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:26,267
WELL, CAN I OFFER YOU
ANYTHING ELSE?

919
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,467
I'VE GOT A LOT TO OFFER.

920
00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:32,733
UM, I'M WITH MY FRIENDS,
BUT MAYBE LATER.

921
00:41:32,767 --> 00:41:34,900
MAYBE LATER.

922
00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:40,267
YOU'RE A PLAYER,
RIGHT?

923
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,300
[CHUCKLING]

924
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:45,300
RIGHT.

925
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,267
YEAH.

926
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:03,833
OH. SORRY, I--

927
00:42:03,867 --> 00:42:05,067
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

928
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:06,600
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

929
00:42:06,633 --> 00:42:07,567
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT--
THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

930
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,767
NO, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM, AL.

931
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,367
ARE YOU THREE?

932
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,100
CAN'T YOU HOLD IT
FOR A MINUTE?

933
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,067
NO.

934
00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:16,667
FINE. FINE.
GO IN.

935
00:42:18,733 --> 00:42:20,067
SORRY.

936
00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:24,900
GO ON.

937
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,667
YOU GUYS--

938
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:30,667
HURRY UP.

939
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:31,933
TINA'S FOUND SOMEONE
SHE LIKES, I THINK.

940
00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:34,567
WOW. THAT'S EXCITING.

941
00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:38,367
COME IN.

942
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,767
YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUICK.

943
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,100
[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES]

944
00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:49,200
JESUS, IS THAT HIM?

945
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:52,067
COUNT DRACULA
RIDES A HOG?

946
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,400
EXCELLENT.

947
00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:56,200
MAYBE HE'S MORE DOWN TO EARTH
THAN I THOUGHT.

948
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,833
LADIES.

949
00:42:59,867 --> 00:43:01,700
IVAN...

950
00:43:01,733 --> 00:43:03,400
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

951
00:43:03,433 --> 00:43:05,167
I HAVE A CASHIER'S CHECK
FOR $50,000.

952
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,833
I'M COMING IN AS YOUR PARTNER.

953
00:43:06,867 --> 00:43:08,967
OH, IVAN.

954
00:43:09,067 --> 00:43:10,800
IT'S A BUSINESS
ARRANGEMENT, KIT.

955
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,067
STRAIGHT UP.

956
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,533
I'M IN
BECAUSE I LIKE THE PLAN.

957
00:43:13,567 --> 00:43:14,567
I'M YOUR SILENT PARTNER.

958
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,700
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

959
00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:16,933
WITH
YOUR DAY-TO-DAY.

960
00:43:16,967 --> 00:43:18,733
I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR FROM YOU.

961
00:43:18,767 --> 00:43:20,700
I WON'T
BE HANGING AROUND.

962
00:43:20,733 --> 00:43:22,367
I SEE A STATEMENT ONCE A MONTH.

963
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,367
BUT IVAN, I'D--

964
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,967
THAT'S HOW
IT'S GOT TO BE.

965
00:43:25,067 --> 00:43:27,467
IF YOU WANT IT.

966
00:43:40,067 --> 00:43:42,133
GOOD LUCK.

967
00:43:49,133 --> 00:43:50,400
[DOOR CLOSES]

968
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,367
SO YOU WANT
TO TELL ME

969
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,800
WHAT'S GOING ON?

970
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:02,667
SUPPOSEDLY TINA FOUND
A GIRL SHE LIKES.

971
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:05,667
NO, I MEAN
WITH YOU AND DANA.

972
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:09,567
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

973
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,767
ARE YOU GUYS

974
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,067
GETTING IT ON YET,
OR WHAT?

975
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:13,500
NO!

976
00:44:14,633 --> 00:44:16,967
OKAY. OKAY.

977
00:44:17,067 --> 00:44:19,933
WE KISSED.

978
00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:21,800
HOW'D YOU FIGURE--

979
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,700
DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW?

980
00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:25,700
I DOUBT IT.

981
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:27,333
YOU'RE A FREAK.
YOU KNOW THAT, SHANE?

982
00:44:27,367 --> 00:44:29,500
CHECK IT OUT.

983
00:44:33,633 --> 00:44:34,767
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

984
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,233
HI.

985
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,400
YOU GO, GIRL!

986
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,733
GIVE HER
SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, T.

987
00:44:56,967 --> 00:44:58,900
DO YOU NOTICE
ANYTHING ABOUT HER?

988
00:44:58,933 --> 00:44:59,900
YEAH, SHE LOOKS

989
00:45:00,067 --> 00:45:01,300
A LITTLE BIT
LIKE BETTE.

990
00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:08,067
[***]

991
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,167
I AM
MANFREDI DELLA FRANCESCO FERRER.

992
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,333
SI?

993
00:46:07,367 --> 00:46:09,167
SI.

994
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,233
BUONASERA,
COUNT--MANFREDI.

995
00:46:12,267 --> 00:46:14,067
SI, BUT I DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME,

996
00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:16,400
SO JUST SHOW ME
WHAT I NEED TO KNOW.

997
00:46:16,433 --> 00:46:18,067
THE MONEY IS IN PLACE?

998
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:20,500
I WANT A GLASS OF WINE.

999
00:46:20,533 --> 00:46:21,567
[BETTE]:
RED OR WHITE?

1000
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,967
RED, FRENCH OR ITALIAN,

1001
00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:24,867
NOT ONE OF THOSE
CALIFORNIA ABOMINATIONS.

1002
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:26,233
WELL, I HEARD

1003
00:46:26,267 --> 00:46:28,900
THAT CALIFORNIA WINES
ARE PRETTY GOOD THESE DAYS.

1004
00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:30,200
I HATE
LOS ANGELES.

1005
00:46:30,233 --> 00:46:32,900
I DON'T KNOW WHY
MARINA CAME HERE.

1006
00:46:32,933 --> 00:46:39,500
THIS IS A LOAN FOR $75,000,
WITH A CONTINGENCY, SI?

1007
00:46:39,533 --> 00:46:40,867
UH, SI.

1008
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:45,067
YES, I HAVE HERE $50,000
IN A CASHIER'S CHECK.

1009
00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:50,067
I THINK MARINA FELT
SHE HAD A HOME HERE.

1010
00:46:50,067 --> 00:46:52,133
SHE HAD A LOT
OF GOOD FRIENDS.

1011
00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:53,667
BULLSHIT.

1012
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,600
WHO ARE YOU?

1013
00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:58,200
WHICH ONE IS KIT PORTER?

1014
00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,433
I AM.

1015
00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:00,833
AND YOU ARE?

1016
00:47:00,867 --> 00:47:03,300
BETTE PORTER.

1017
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,500
AH, SI.

1018
00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:05,767
YOU'RE THE ONE.

1019
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,900
THE ONE WHAT?

1020
00:47:07,933 --> 00:47:10,733
SUCH JUDGES, YOU AMERICANS.

1021
00:47:10,767 --> 00:47:14,167
YOU SIT IN JUDGMENT
ON THE WHOLE WORLD.

1022
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,100
WHO GAVE YOU THIS POWER
TO JUDGE?

1023
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,500
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
YOUR HIGHNESS,

1024
00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:19,267
OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE
FOR US TO CALL YOU--

1025
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,633
ARE YOU REALLY
SUCH AN EXEMPLARY PERSON?

1026
00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:23,300
ARE YOU PERFECT?

1027
00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:24,733
ARE YOU BETTER
THAN ANYONE ELSE?

1028
00:47:24,767 --> 00:47:26,800
NO. NO, I'M NOT.

1029
00:47:26,833 --> 00:47:28,967
YOU'RE SO CONVENTIONAL,
YOU AMERICANS,

1030
00:47:29,067 --> 00:47:30,967
THINKING ONE STYLE OF LIFE

1031
00:47:31,067 --> 00:47:33,500
IS BETTER
THAN ANOTHER.

1032
00:47:33,533 --> 00:47:34,867
WE HAVE SO MANY WAYS.

1033
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:37,267
LOOK, I KNOW THAT
I JUDGED MARINA TOO HARSHLY,

1034
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:38,567
BUT, REALLY, THAT DOESN'T
GIVE YOU THE RIGHT--

1035
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,167
THE HEART
IS STRONGER

1036
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,300
THAN THE HEAD.

1037
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,433
REMEMBER.

1038
00:47:44,467 --> 00:47:48,433
EVERYONE IS CAPABLE
TO COMMIT A PASSIONATE CRIME...

1039
00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,633
AND EVERYONE
DESERVES

1040
00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:53,767
THE COMPASSION TO START AGAIN.

1041
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,333
AMEN TO THAT.

1042
00:48:01,567 --> 00:48:02,667
SO HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER?

1043
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,800
IS SHE OKAY?

1044
00:48:06,067 --> 00:48:07,300
MY DAUGHTER?

1045
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,600
MARINA.

1046
00:48:09,933 --> 00:48:12,633
MARINA IS NOT MY DAUGHTER.

1047
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,133
WE ARE MARRIED 12 YEARS.

1048
00:48:16,167 --> 00:48:19,400
MARINA
IS MY WIFE.

1049
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:23,600
AND SHE IS
IN A HOSPITAL

1050
00:48:23,633 --> 00:48:24,800
IN MILANO,

1051
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:27,100
AND NO THANKS
TO YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

1052
00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:29,567
EVERYTHING LOOKS HERE
TO BE IN ORDER.

1053
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,067
MY PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU...
TO CONCLUDE THE BUSINESS.

1054
00:48:37,467 --> 00:48:39,300
[DOOR CLOSES]

1055
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,333
[***]

1056
00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:16,767
[BETTE'S LAUGHTER ECHOES]

1057
00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,467
HEY.

1058
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,933
HEY.

1059
00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:24,133
SO WHAT
DID YOU ALL DO?

1060
00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:26,867
NOTHING MUCH.

1061
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,333
WE JUST HUNG OUT.

1062
00:50:29,367 --> 00:50:30,733
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU CALLED ME.

1063
00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:33,333
I WAS FEELING
PRETTY LONELY.

1064
00:50:33,367 --> 00:50:35,567
DO YOU WANT ONE?

1065
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,533
NO, THANKS.

1066
00:50:41,767 --> 00:50:45,767
TINA HIRED
A LAWYER, YOU KNOW.

1067
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,733
YEAH, I HEARD.

1068
00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:56,867
HOW DID I LET THIS
GET SO FUCKED UP, SHANE?

1069
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,800
SHIT'S NOT ALWAYS
IN OUR CONTROL.

1070
00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:01,967
I USED TO THINK THAT IT WAS.

1071
00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:03,800
I LEARNED
EARLY ON

1072
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:06,600
THAT IF YOU WANT
TO AVOID

1073
00:51:06,633 --> 00:51:08,300
THAT BIG MESS

1074
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:11,500
THAT SUCKS
AND FUCKS WITH YOUR LIFE,

1075
00:51:11,533 --> 00:51:13,167
YOU JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE.

1076
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,200
YOU MEAN, LIKE, SEX
WITH NO EMOTIONAL ENTANGLEMENTS?

1077
00:51:17,233 --> 00:51:18,200
[CHUCKLING]

1078
00:51:18,233 --> 00:51:20,167
RIGHT.

1079
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,833
THAT'S JUST ME.

1080
00:51:21,867 --> 00:51:24,267
I DON'T THINK THAT APPLIES
TO YOU.

1081
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:26,700
YOU'RE A VERY WELL-ROUNDED
INDIVIDUAL.

1082
00:51:28,267 --> 00:51:29,767
I DON'T KNOW.

1083
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,367
I THINK I JUST MIGHT LIKE
TO STUDY AT YOUR FEET, SHANE.

1084
00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:38,967
[VEHICLE APPROACHES]

1085
00:51:40,533 --> 00:51:42,467
[DOOR OPENS]

1086
00:51:44,867 --> 00:51:45,867
HEY.

1087
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:47,933
HEY, WHO'S THAT?

1088
00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,300
OH, HEY.

1089
00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:52,067
HEY, COME ON OVER

1090
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,500
AND HAVE A BEER
WITH US.

1091
00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:55,333
OKAY.

1092
00:51:58,133 --> 00:51:59,333
HELLO.

1093
00:51:59,367 --> 00:52:00,833
[BETTE]: WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT SEX

1094
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,933
WITH NO EMOTIONAL
ENTANGLEMENTS.

1095
00:52:04,733 --> 00:52:07,567
I LIKE THE SOUND
OF THAT.

1096
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,700
IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.

1097
00:52:09,733 --> 00:52:11,067
YOU KNOW WHAT?

1098
00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:12,333
WITH THE DAY
THAT I'VE HAD,

1099
00:52:12,367 --> 00:52:15,567
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THAT'S FOR ME.

1100
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,267
CHEERS.

1101
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,133
CATCHING UP
ON CURRENT EVENTS?

1102
00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:20,600
MM. YES.

1103
00:52:20,633 --> 00:52:24,433
THESE ARE ALL
THE LOCAL NEWSPAPERS

1104
00:52:24,467 --> 00:52:28,933
WITH PEOPLE ADVERTISING
FOR ROOMMATES.

1105
00:52:28,967 --> 00:52:31,967
I JUST PUT THIS AD
IN CRAIG'S LIST

1106
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,867
LOOKING
FOR A ROOMMATE.

1107
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:34,933
I HOPE
THAT I DON'T

1108
00:52:34,967 --> 00:52:36,333
GET A BUNCH
OF CRAZIES.

1109
00:52:36,367 --> 00:52:38,200
SO YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR A ROOMMATE?

1110
00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:39,200
YEAH.

1111
00:52:39,233 --> 00:52:43,067
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO SCREEN PEOPLE

1112
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,833
OR WHAT I SHOULD
ASK IN RENT.

1113
00:52:44,867 --> 00:52:46,767
WOULD THEY GET
THEIR OWN ROOM?

1114
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,167
YEAH, YEAH.

1115
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,067
IT'S, LIKE,
A TWO-BEDROOM HOUSE.

1116
00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:55,933
WE SHOULD TALK.

1117
00:52:55,967 --> 00:52:57,333
YEAH?

1118
00:52:57,367 --> 00:52:59,100
YEAH.

1119
00:52:59,133 --> 00:53:00,533
OKAY.

1120
00:53:00,567 --> 00:53:01,567
WHY NOT, RIGHT?

1121
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,567
YEAH.

1122
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,533
ALL RIGHT.

1123
00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:09,700
[CHUCKLING]

1124
00:53:11,067 --> 00:53:12,900
WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING?

1125
00:53:12,933 --> 00:53:14,867
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