1 00:00:10,667 --> 00:00:11,567 PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD... 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:12,900 ISN'T SHE AMAZING? 3 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,900 THIS DOESN'T MEAN... 4 00:00:19,933 --> 00:00:21,633 WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, I KNOW. 5 00:00:21,667 --> 00:00:23,133 FOR YOU... 6 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:27,133 AND FOR HER. 7 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,833 I JUST... 8 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:31,100 DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 9 00:00:31,133 --> 00:00:32,367 WHEN IS BENJAMIN COMING IN? 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,533 TOMORROW AT 6:00. 11 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,733 HE'S GOING TO CHECK IN AT THE HOTEL, 12 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:36,967 THEN HEAD OVER HERE. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,267 IT'S YOUR FAMILY... 14 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:41,500 AND YOU HAVE TO BE THERE FOR THEM. 15 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:44,400 DON'T LAUGH, OKAY? 16 00:00:47,767 --> 00:00:51,033 WHO'S LAUGHING? 17 00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:52,167 YOU'RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,133 OF YOUR CONTRACT, OKAY? 19 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:54,167 AND I EXPECT YOU 20 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,667 TO RETURN EVERY PENNY 21 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,067 OF THE MONEY I ADVANCED YOU. 22 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:02,100 YOU DON'T... 23 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:04,067 THINK YOU AND JENNY ARE THE REAL DEAL? 24 00:01:04,067 --> 00:01:05,300 NO. 25 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,967 JENNY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THE REAL DEAL WAS 26 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,167 IF IT BIT HER IN THE ASS. 27 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,067 [FOGHORN BLOWS] 28 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:53,267 GO ON, ASK HER. 29 00:01:54,933 --> 00:01:56,567 NO, YOU. 30 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,933 I JUST WANT TO GET MY BOOK SIGNED. 31 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:04,600 MISS SPARKLE... 32 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:08,233 I THINK I'VE ONLY HAD THREE CLASSES OF ORGASMS. 33 00:02:08,267 --> 00:02:11,067 HOW DO I GET TO THE SIXTH OR SEVENTH? 34 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:12,133 YOU NEED TO EXPERIMENT. 35 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:15,133 TRY A NEW LOVER. TRY SEVERAL. 36 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,233 BUT IN YOUR BOOK-- 37 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:17,433 SHH... 38 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,633 [MURMURING, APPLAUSE] 39 00:02:53,567 --> 00:02:54,967 THAT WAS DIVINE. 40 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,433 DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS? 41 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,100 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR DESIRE? 42 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,267 YOUR PLEASURE. 43 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,367 [SINGS IN FRENCH] 44 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,367 YOU READY FOR NUMBER FOUR? 45 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,500 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 46 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,900 [MOANING] 47 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,600 [***] 48 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:52,167 [MOANS QUICKEN AND DEEPEN] 49 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,100 OH, MY GOD. 50 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:57,733 YEAH. YES. 51 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:59,867 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH! 52 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,333 OH, OH... 53 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,433 YEAH! 54 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:05,733 OH... OH... 55 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,433 YEAH, DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP. 56 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:09,200 DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! 57 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:14,467 [SCREAMS] 58 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:17,067 [GASPS, SHIVERS] 59 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:29,167 * GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES * 60 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:35,700 * CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES * 61 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:41,867 * WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE * 62 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:49,200 * THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 63 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,633 * TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING * 64 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,633 * FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING * 65 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,867 * WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING * 66 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,400 * KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING 67 00:05:02,433 --> 00:05:04,400 * THIS IS THE WAY... 68 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:07,233 * THIS IS THE WAY THAT WE LIVE * 69 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:12,767 * IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE 70 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,467 * AND LOVE * 71 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:24,933 [JENNY]: MY NAME IS MARY, AND I'M 14 YEARS OLD, 72 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:27,333 AND I'M A VIRGIN. 73 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:28,833 MY PUSSY'S NEVER BEEN TOUCHED 74 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:31,067 BY A BIG COCK BEFORE, 75 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:33,567 AND I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME. 76 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,867 HERE'S MY PUSSY. 77 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,800 I WANT YOU... 78 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,800 TO TAKE YOUR BIG COCK, 79 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:45,133 AND I WANT YOU TO SHOVE IT UP MY ASS. 80 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,633 A BOY HAS NEVER SEEN MY TITS BEFORE. 81 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,467 [KNOCKING] 82 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,233 JENNY? 83 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,933 COME IN. 84 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:58,233 JENNY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S-- 85 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,700 NO, THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT. 86 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:06,067 JENNY, YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT THIS. 87 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,967 PLEASE... 88 00:06:09,767 --> 00:06:11,733 IS THAT MY CAMERA? 89 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,067 YEAH, AND I'M GOING TO USE IT NOW. 90 00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:14,200 THAT'S MY TAPE 91 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:16,067 OF SHANE AND CARMEN. 92 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,333 I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S YOUR TAPE. 93 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:20,467 LOOK... 94 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,933 I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ME RIGHT NOW. 95 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:24,867 I KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE A VERY GOOD TRACK RECORD WITH-- 96 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,633 YOU HAVE VIOLATED US. 97 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:27,667 I WANT TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY. 98 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:28,867 YOU ARE VIOLATING US. I KNOW. 99 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:32,533 YOU HAVE CROSSED EVERY LINE OF TRUST, 100 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:34,533 AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME 101 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,067 THIS WAS FOR THE SAKE OF ART. 102 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,067 PLEASE... 103 00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:38,500 WATCH MY DOCUMENTARY. 104 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:39,533 YOU KNOW ME. 105 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,600 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 106 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,233 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 107 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:44,067 I KNOW THAT I CROSSED THE LINE. 108 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,700 I KNOW THAT I WENT TOO FAR WITH THIS. 109 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:47,300 LOOK, WHEN I MOVED HERE, 110 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,900 THIS WAS JUST SOMETHING I DID, YOU KNOW? 111 00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:49,900 BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW-- 112 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:52,667 DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS? 113 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,133 YES, I HAVE TWO YOUNGER SISTERS. 114 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,767 OKAY. 115 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,100 I WANT YOU TO ASK THEM 116 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:01,067 A QUESTION... 117 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,300 AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 118 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,333 IS THAT YOU REALLY LISTEN TO THEIR ANSWER. 119 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:10,267 I WANT YOU TO ASK YOUR SISTERS 120 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,267 ABOUT THE VERY FIRST TIME 121 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,933 THAT THEY WERE INTRUDED UPON 122 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,600 BY SOME MAN, OR A BOY. 123 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:18,933 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 124 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,233 THAT MY SISTERS HAVE BEEN INTRUDED UPON? 125 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:21,733 BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A SINGLE GIRL OR WOMAN 126 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:22,833 IN THIS WORLD 127 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,733 THAT HASN'T BEEN INTRUDED UPON, 128 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:26,967 AND SOMETIMES, IT'S RELATIVELY BENIGN, 129 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,367 AND SOMETIMES, 130 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,800 IT'S SO FUCKING PAINFUL 131 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,733 THAT YOU... 132 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:35,100 HAVE NO IDEA... 133 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:38,200 WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE. 134 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:44,433 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 135 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:45,833 I ALREADY BEGAN TAKING DOWN THE CAMERAS, 136 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:47,267 AND I WILL FINISH TAKING DOWN THE REST OF THEM 137 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,367 TODAY. 138 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,600 I'M GOING TO GO TELL SHANE NOW WHAT I'VE DONE. 139 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:51,767 YOU GUYS CAN TALK-- NO. 140 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,900 YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN. 141 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:53,967 I'M GOING TO PACK MY SHIT AND-- 142 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,433 I SAID NO. 143 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:58,300 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TALK TO CARMEN, 144 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,200 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TALK TO SHANE. 145 00:08:00,233 --> 00:08:02,867 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRECK THEIR VACATION 146 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,967 AND FUCK WITH THEIR LIVES 147 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,567 ANYMORE. 148 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,833 I'M GOING TO DECIDE... 149 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:10,867 WHEN YOU CAN TAKE THOSE RAPEY CAMERAS DOWN. 150 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:16,800 NOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM. 151 00:08:28,933 --> 00:08:30,267 THERE YOU GO. 152 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,300 THANK YOU. 153 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:36,133 YEAH, THANKS. 154 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,067 AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY? 155 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,600 I'LL HAVE AN ORGANIC SALAD 156 00:08:40,633 --> 00:08:42,533 AND A CAFE AMERICANO. 157 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:44,067 OKAY. 158 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:46,600 OKAY, HERE YOU ARE. 159 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,300 THANKS. 160 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,767 AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 161 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,933 I'D LIKE TO KNOW 162 00:08:50,967 --> 00:08:55,633 IF THE LADY WILL JOIN ME FOR LUNCH. 163 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,367 BENJAMIN, I'M REALLY BUSY. 164 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,067 AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 165 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,500 THEN DINNER... 166 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:05,667 FOLLOWED BY BREAKFAST IN BED. 167 00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:17,067 YOU'RE LISTENING TO KCRW. 168 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,633 THIS IS ALICE PIESZECKI OF THE CHART. 169 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,433 [PLAYS THREE NOTES] 170 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:24,167 UH, TODAY, MY SPECIAL GUEST ON THE CHART 171 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,633 IS MY GIRLFRIEND, DANA FAIRBANKS. 172 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,067 NOW, DANA-- HI. 173 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,300 OKAY. 174 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,067 UH, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 175 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,800 FOR TODAY'S PIECE OF INTERCONNECTEDNESS. 176 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,767 DANA GOT INVITED TO SPEAK 177 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,667 ON THE LIFESTYLE LEADERSHIP PANEL 178 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,967 ON AN OLIVIA CRUISE FOR WOMEN-- 179 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,267 FOR GAY WOMEN, ACTUALLY. 180 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,267 OKAY. 181 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,767 IT'S CALLED 182 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,833 LESBIAN DYNAMICS: LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP, 183 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:46,100 AND IT'S GOING TO BE ME, AND PHOEBE SPARKLE, AND-- 184 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,133 SORRY. 185 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:49,100 DANA, I'M NOT REALLY READY TO GO THERE YET. 186 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:50,167 [CLEARS THROAT] 187 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,433 SO SHE'S TAKING ME, 188 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:55,067 AND ALSO OUR FRIENDS JENNY, SHANE, AND CARMEN. 189 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,733 NOW, JUST TO DIGRESS FOR A MINUTE 190 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:59,367 INTO LESBIAN LINKAGE 101, 191 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,633 ORIGINALLY, SHANE AND CARMEN HOOKED UP, 192 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,467 BUT NOW CARMEN IS SEEING JENNY, 193 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,700 WHO'S TOTALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET. 194 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:08,233 YOU CAN'T TELL THEM THAT, ALICE. 195 00:10:08,267 --> 00:10:11,700 UM, ANYWAY, BACK TO THE BIG WEB OF CONNECTIVITY. 196 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:15,800 ONE OF MY MAJOR IDOLS, PHOEBE SPARKLE, 197 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,567 A BRILLIANT WRITER AND ACCLAIMED SEXPERT-- 198 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,200 AND SHE'S A VERY NICE-- 199 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,933 WHAT SHE, UH, IS GOING TO BE DOING 200 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:23,967 IS SPEAKING ON THE PANEL WITH DANA. 201 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,167 [JENNY]: HI, MOM. 202 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,967 AS YOU CAN SEE, 203 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,200 I HAVE ALL OUR FAMILY PICTURES HERE, 204 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:35,033 AND I'M VIDEOTAPING THIS, 205 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,433 BECAUSE I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU 206 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:40,367 ABOUT ZAYDA. 207 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:45,233 I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF ZAYDA LOST HIS MIND 208 00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:48,300 WHEN HE BEGAN TO TRANSCRIBE THE TORAH BY HAND, 209 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:53,300 OR DID THAT CAUSE HIM TO LOSE HIS MIND? 210 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:57,300 DO YOU REMEMBER THE DAY THEY TOOK HIM AWAY? 211 00:10:57,333 --> 00:11:00,467 AND THEN I WANTED TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS 212 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,700 ABOUT GRANDMA, 213 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,700 OR GRANDMA, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, 214 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,567 I WANTED TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS 215 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,067 ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE IN AUSCHWITZ. 216 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,733 I WANTED TO KNOW 217 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:13,067 IF WHEN YOU ARRIVED IN AUSCHWITZ, 218 00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:15,700 DID THEY SEPARATE YOU FROM YOUR DAUGHTER? 219 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:19,600 AND I WANTED TO KNOW 220 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,167 IF YOU REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE UNTERSCHARFUHRER 221 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,167 WHO TOOK YOUR ARM 222 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,500 AND BRANDED YOU WITH THAT TATTOO. 223 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:29,333 DO YOU REMEMBER HIS EYES? 224 00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:33,967 DO YOU REMEMBER IF HE USED A STEEL PLATE... 225 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,200 [KNOCKING] 226 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,867 OR DID HE USE A NEEDLE? 227 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,900 I'M REALLY SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 228 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:41,967 I JUST... 229 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,133 WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO YOU, 230 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,133 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 231 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:45,200 I CAN COME BACK AT ANOTHER TIME 232 00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:46,200 IF, UM-- 233 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,300 NO, IT'S OKAY. 234 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,300 ARE YOU SURE? YEAH. 235 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,133 I'M JUST WORKING ON A... 236 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,900 PROJECT ABOUT MY FAMILY. 237 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:53,400 WOW. 238 00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:54,933 THIS IS MY FAMILY. 239 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,233 OH, MY GOODNESS. 240 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,067 AND I'M MAKING A TAPE FOR MY MOM. 241 00:11:58,067 --> 00:12:01,500 SAY HI TO MY FRIEND CARMEN. 242 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:04,900 UM, HELLO, MRS. SCHECTER. 243 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,433 AND THAT IS MY MOM. 244 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:11,667 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 245 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,500 OH... 246 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,833 UM... 247 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:15,933 HAVE YOU PACKED? 248 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,067 NO. 249 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,367 DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU START 250 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,333 OR SOMETHING? 251 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,667 I TOTALLY FORGOT. 252 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,267 I'VE JUST BEEN SO ENGROSSED IN THIS PROJECT, 253 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,633 AND I'M REALLY INTO IT, SO... 254 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,067 [SNIFFLES] 255 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:28,433 I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT COMING ON THE TRIP. 256 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,367 I WANT YOU TO GO AWAY WITH SHANE. 257 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,067 WHAT? 258 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,267 YEP. 259 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,500 WITH SHANE? WHY-- 260 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,133 YEAH, BECAUSE I THINK 261 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,133 YOU GUYS WILL HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER. 262 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,633 JENNY, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 263 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:42,233 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PULL OUT OF THIS. 264 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:43,233 YOU KNOW-- 265 00:12:43,267 --> 00:12:44,300 NO EXCUSES. NO. YOU'RE COMING. 266 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,067 THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE. 267 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:47,333 WHEN BURR CONNOR FIRED ME, HE JUST... 268 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,633 THE BEST THING THAT CAME OUT OF THAT EXPERIENCE 269 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,067 WAS HE WAS, LIKE, 270 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,667 "YOU'VE GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR LIFE, 271 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,700 AND YOU HAVE TO BE TRUTHFUL ABOUT YOUR WORK," 272 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:54,933 AND THAT'S ALL I WANT TO DO, 273 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,367 IS JUST TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH, AND-- 274 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,967 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, FINE, FINE, FINE. 275 00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,567 WELL, HERE'S A TRUTH. 276 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,933 I WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, 277 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,067 SO, YOU KNOW-- 278 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,567 WHO'S THAT? 279 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,467 IT'S YOU. 280 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,900 PLEASE JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 281 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,067 YES, DO YOU THINK 282 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,067 WE COULD PULL THESE STRAPS UP 283 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,167 A LITTLE? 284 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,600 BECAUSE THIS... 285 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,833 IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. 286 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,567 NO PROBLEM AT ALL. 287 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,267 GOOD. 288 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,633 WE'LL TAKE IT. 289 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,267 CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 290 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,400 OF COURSE. 291 00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:31,300 THANKS. 292 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,600 THIS IS A $5,000 DRESS. 293 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,400 THEY'RE GIVING ME AN AWARD 294 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,067 FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE. 295 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,467 I DON'T WANT TO SHOW UP IN SOME SORT OF... 296 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,367 EXTRAVAGANT, OVER-THE-TOP GOWN. 297 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,467 THAT MONEY CAN BE USED IN SO MANY OTHER WAYS. 298 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:52,233 TINA, PLEASE, DON'T TELL ME 299 00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:55,267 WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT SPEND MY OWN MONEY ON. 300 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,867 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY 301 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,700 I PERSONALLY GIVE AWAY EVERY YEAR? 302 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,600 HOW MANY CHARITIES 303 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,300 THE PEABODY FOUNDATION SPONSORS? 304 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,067 I MEAN... 305 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,900 IT WOULD GIVE ME THE UTMOST PLEASURE 306 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,133 TO BUY YOU THIS DRESS, 307 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,733 SO, PLEASE... 308 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,833 BE GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO LET ME. 309 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,833 WE'LL TAKE IT. 310 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,433 DID I MENTION I INVITED BETTE? 311 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:33,500 WHAT? 312 00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:36,067 HEY, SHANE, COME HERE. 313 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,333 HEY. 314 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,467 OKAY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 315 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,733 THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, 316 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:42,733 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO. 317 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,133 WHAT? 318 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,633 NOT GOING. 319 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,867 YOU'RE GOING ON THAT CRUISE. 320 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:47,867 I'M NOT GOING. 321 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,867 YES, YOU ARE. 322 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,067 NO, I'M NOT. 323 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,400 I DON'T WANT TO. 324 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,633 YOU KNOW WHY? 325 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,833 I'M ACTUALLY WORKING ON SOMETHING 326 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,167 THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME, 327 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,500 AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK AROUND ANYMORE, 328 00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:57,833 AND I WANT TO BE SERIOUS 329 00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,200 ABOUT MY WORK. 330 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,933 FUCK IT. 331 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,767 IF YOU'RE NOT GOING, I'M NOT GOING. 332 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,867 WHAT? 333 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,067 WAIT A MINUTE! 334 00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,100 NO, COME BACK HERE. 335 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,733 IF YOU DON'T GO AND IF YOU DON'T GO, 336 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:08,900 THEN I'M NOT GOING TO GO, 337 00:15:08,933 --> 00:15:10,333 AND I WANTED TO GO, 338 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,633 AND I GUESS DANA AND ALICE 339 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:12,967 ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO BE PISSED, 340 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,067 BECAUSE NO ONE'S GOING TO GO. 341 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:15,133 OH, MY GOD! 342 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,133 I'M NOT GOING TO GO! 343 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:18,933 I'M GOING TO GO. I'M GOING TO GO. 344 00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,567 I'M GOING TO GO. WE'RE GOING TO-- 345 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,367 WE'RE GOING TO BE A FUCKING THREESOME, MAN. 346 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,133 ALL RIGHT, 347 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,300 BUT WE'RE BOTH STILL TAKING GINGER, 348 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,067 NO MATTER WHAT, ALL RIGHT? 349 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,500 OH, AND JUST IN CASE, 350 00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,500 I'VE GOT THESE TWO THINGS FOR SEASICKNESS. 351 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:36,067 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET SEASICK. 352 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,233 THERE'S NO REASON FOR BOTH OF US 353 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,067 TO TAKE THINGS LIKE TOOTHPASTE, OR... 354 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,100 RAZORS, 355 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:44,833 OR Q-TIPS, OR HAND SANITIZER. 356 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,200 AL? 357 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,267 HMM? 358 00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,067 WHAT'S WRONG? 359 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,267 NOTHING. 360 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,167 YES, THERE IS. 361 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,233 OKAY, 362 00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,600 LET'S JUST WORK THIS OUT 363 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,100 BEFORE WE GET ON THE GIANT BOAT THAT SINKS WITH YOU MAD AT ME. 364 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,600 ALICE... 365 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,800 LOOK, I AM A WRECK ABOUT THIS CRUISE, 366 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,533 AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 367 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,100 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL, DANA, IF I CAME DOWN 368 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:14,067 AND I JUST INTERRUPTED ONE OF YOUR MATCHES, OR... 369 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,267 CORRECTED ONE OF YOUR SHOTS? 370 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:21,467 OKAY. 371 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,633 IS THIS ABOUT ME TALKING ON YOUR SHOW? 372 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,633 YOU WEREN'T TALKING. 373 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,800 YOU WERE INTERRUPTING ME, 374 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,700 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN RESPECT THE FACT 375 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:28,300 THAT IT WAS MY GIG, 376 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,667 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU. 377 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,067 I'M REALLY SORRY. 378 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,467 I'M SUCH AN ASS. 379 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,733 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 380 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,200 SORRY, I JUST HATE THESE CRUISES. 381 00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:04,267 I JUST GET REALLY SEASICK AND SCARED, YOU KNOW? 382 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,500 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT SCARED. 383 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,667 I'M GOING TO BE THERE 384 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,967 TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, BABY. 385 00:17:10,067 --> 00:17:12,467 MM. 386 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,867 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY-- 387 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,767 NO ONE EVER GOT SICK ON THE LOVE BOAT. 388 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,100 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 389 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,833 COREY PARKER, WHO PLAYED THE SHIP'S DOCTOR, 390 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:21,933 HE WAS HORRIBLY SEASICK. 391 00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:23,233 NO, NO, NO. 392 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,667 THE SHIP'S DOCTOR WAS BERNIE KOPELL. 393 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,167 DR. ADAM BRICKER. 394 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,400 RIGHT, AND THEN COREY PARKER 395 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:31,067 PLAYED DR. JOHN MORGAN, HIS REPLACEMENT. 396 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:32,367 IT WAS THE SEQUEL, 397 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,467 LOVE BOAT: THE NEXT WAVE. 398 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,967 WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT. 399 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,267 I MEAN, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE GOPHER AND ISAAC WASHINGTON 400 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,133 AND, YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN MERRILL STUBING, 401 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,533 THAT'S NOT THE LOVE BOAT. 402 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:42,700 AND DON'T FORGET JULIE. 403 00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:44,633 HELLO. 404 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:45,967 REALLY? 405 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,733 [CLEARS THROAT] 406 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,667 HEY. 407 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,767 HEY. 408 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,533 YOU SCARED ME. 409 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,867 HOW'S THE PACKING COMING ALONG? 410 00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,400 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 411 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,433 YOU'RE LIABLE TO HEAR SHIT ABOUT ME 412 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,867 WHILE YOU'RE GONE, 413 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,967 AND SINCE I WON'T BE THERE TO DEFEND MYSELF, 414 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,367 I JUST... 415 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,700 I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M A TOTAL ASSHOLE. 416 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,633 WHAT DID YOU DO? 417 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,067 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 418 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,267 I'M SORRY. 419 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,367 I PROMISE YOU 420 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,100 YOU'LL FIND OUT EVENTUALLY, THOUGH. 421 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,067 YOU'RE BEING REALLY INTENSE AND CRYPTIC RIGHT NOW. 422 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:27,433 YEAH, WELL, 423 00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:29,867 THAT'S MY STYLE, REALLY INTENSE AND CRYPTIC. 424 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,867 THAT'S HOW I GET ALL THE LADIES. 425 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,100 YEAH. 426 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,267 SHANE... 427 00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:45,433 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT... 428 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,067 THAT I'M YOUR FRIEND. 429 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,100 I'M YOUR FRIEND TOO. 430 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,633 DO YOU THINK 431 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,167 THAT CAPTAIN STUBING GOT MORE WOMEN, 432 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,433 OR THE DOCTOR? 433 00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,333 NO, THE DOCTOR DID NOT GET MORE WOMEN-- 434 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,533 HE GETS SO MANY. 435 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,800 NO, NO, NO. 436 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,067 CAPTAIN STUBING AND JULIE 437 00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:07,200 WERE NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR, OKAY? 438 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,567 DID YOU EVER WATCH THE SHOW? 439 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,067 CAPTAIN STUBING WAS MARRIED. 440 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,933 RIGHT, BUT SUPPOSEDLY SOMEBODY WAS A BIG HOMO. 441 00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,233 WHAT? 442 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:15,933 WHO CARES? 443 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:17,333 AND WHY DO WE SAY IT LIKE BEING A HOMO 444 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,333 IS, LIKE, SOME DIRTY SECRET? 445 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,067 THANK YOU. EXACTLY. 446 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,767 THANK YOU. 447 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,967 YOU GUYS, THIS IS FANTASTIC 448 00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:24,967 WE'RE ALL CARRYING ON. 449 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:25,967 THIS IS GREAT. 450 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:26,933 WHAT? NO, NO. 451 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,667 NO, I'M CHECKING. 452 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,333 I'M CHECKING. 453 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,300 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING LIKE THIS. 454 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,300 YOUR BAG WILL TOTALLY FIT 455 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,300 IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT. 456 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,367 NO, IT'S TOO HEAVY. 457 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,367 NO, IT'S NOT. 458 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,367 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT? 459 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 BECAUSE I'LL SWITCH WITH YOU. 460 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,967 NO, I DON'T. JUST... 461 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:48,967 LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO PUT IT 462 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:49,967 THROUGH SECURITY, OKAY? 463 00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:50,967 WHY? 464 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,100 I JUST DON'T. 465 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,100 OKAY, FINE. 466 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,133 YOU'RE GOING TO HOLD EVERYONE ELSE UP, 467 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,167 BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS CHECKING ANYTHING. 468 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,833 AL! AL! 469 00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,700 GODDAMMIT. 470 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,833 ALICE... 471 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000 DADDY! 472 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,267 WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 473 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,933 HOW ARE YOU? 474 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,133 I'M VERY WELL, AND YOU? 475 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,267 I'M GOOD. 476 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,600 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 477 00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,100 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE OFFICE, 478 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:32,600 WHERE WE'RE GOING TO SEE AN AMAZING PAINTING 479 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,233 THAT I HAVE ON LOAN FROM THE GETTY, 480 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,300 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE LUNCH 481 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,900 WITH AN INCREDIBLE ARTIST. 482 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,667 YOU REMEMBER ALLYN BARNES? 483 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,800 IS HE THE PAINTER? 484 00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,800 NO, IT'S NOT HER PAINTING. 485 00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,267 THE PAINTING IS 14th CENTURY, 486 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,867 BY DOSSO DOSSI. 487 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,567 NO, ALLYN BARNES WAS MY TEACHER AT YALE. 488 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,700 SHE'S PROBABLY ONE OF OUR MOST IMPORTANT 489 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:53,933 LIVING ARTISTS. 490 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,600 NEVER HEARD OF HER. 491 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,900 SHE'S THE REASON I WANTED TO GO INTO THE ARTS. 492 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:13,067 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S INFLUENCE. 493 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:19,300 SHE WAS A GREAT ARTIST. 494 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,833 YOU REMEMBER HER WATERCOLORS, DON'T YOU? 495 00:21:21,867 --> 00:21:23,567 OF COURSE I DO, DADDY. 496 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,767 I HAVE ALL OF THEM. 497 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,733 [***] 498 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,933 PLEASE GO THROUGH. PLEASE GO THROUGH. 499 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,367 STEP HERE, PLEASE, MA'AM. 500 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,133 COME ON. 501 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:44,867 [BEEPING] 502 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,133 HOLD IT THERE. 503 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,733 OKAY, GO OVER TO THE SIDE, PLEASE, 504 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:48,467 IF YOU WOULD. 505 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,767 THANK YOU. 506 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,767 DANA, NOBODY CARES ABOUT MEDICATION. 507 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,067 THANK YOU. 508 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,800 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. 509 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,300 PUT YOUR ARMS UP. THANK YOU. 510 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,600 COME BACK! 511 00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:01,733 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 512 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,133 FAYE... 513 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:06,067 COME HERE. 514 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:08,700 THANKS. 515 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:11,233 I THINK WE'VE GOT SOMETHING HERE. 516 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,567 WHAT IS IT, SOME KIND OF A WEAPON? 517 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,800 LADIES? 518 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,767 STEP OVER HERE, PLEASE. 519 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,767 WHAT THE HELL? 520 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,167 YOU JUST... 521 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,067 IT, UM... OKAY? 522 00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:45,067 GREAT. 523 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,567 YEAH. NIPPLE CLAMPS. 524 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,967 [WHISPERING]: WHEN DID YOU GET THOSE? 525 00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,100 BABY... 526 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:01,200 YOU CAN'T TAKE THESE ON THE PLANE, LADIES. 527 00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,733 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 528 00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:07,867 OKAY, MA'AM, YOU CAN GO AHEAD 529 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,067 AND PACK THIS BACK UP. 530 00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:10,833 GREAT. 531 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:16,700 HAVE FUN. 532 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:18,200 YEAH, GOOD, THANKS. 533 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:19,467 MELVIN, 534 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,233 YOU SEEM TO BE MISSING THE POINT OF THE PAINTING. 535 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,200 IT'S ABOUT THE FLEETINGNESS OF FORTUNE. 536 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:25,467 I JUST SEE IT DIFFERENTLY. 537 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,600 YOU DON'T THINK 538 00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:27,667 THAT THE MAN IN THE PAINTING 539 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,367 IS ENJOYING HIS LIFE? 540 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,067 I DON'T. OF COURSE I DON'T. 541 00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,467 HE LOOKS MISERABLE. 542 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,133 SPIRITUALLY VOID. 543 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,267 THE ONLY TRUE ABUNDANCE 544 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,200 IS HARMONY WITH GOD. 545 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,633 AH, SO FAITH ASSURES PROSPERITY, 546 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,067 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 547 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,133 FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, YES. 548 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:48,433 THERE IT IS. 549 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,600 THE DANGLING CARROT 550 00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,900 OF THE ASHCROFT AND THE BUSHIES. 551 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:53,400 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 552 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,833 I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON 553 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:58,067 WITH THE ASHCROFTS OR THE BUSHIES. 554 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,267 IT'S MERCENARY CHRISTIANITY, 555 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,433 KEEPING US MORTALS IN THRALL 556 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,133 THROUGH A COMBINATION OF FEAR AND PAYOLA. 557 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,767 IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK INTO A CAVE 558 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,233 AND NEVER COME OUT AGAIN. 559 00:24:06,267 --> 00:24:08,667 THAT WOULD BE YOUR PREROGATIVE, MADAME. 560 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,567 DADDY? 561 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,567 DADDY? 562 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,300 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 563 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,367 OH, I... 564 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,600 HERE, COME ON. 565 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,533 ARE YOU OKAY? 566 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,800 YEAH. 567 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,067 RIGHT HERE. 568 00:24:59,067 --> 00:25:01,367 ACTUALLY, I... 569 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,600 I LIKED THE PAINTING VERY MUCH. 570 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,267 OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD. 571 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:09,900 SHE JUST WANTED TO MAKE ME FEEL IGNORANT. 572 00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:13,500 YOUR MOTHER AND I... 573 00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:17,533 WE HAD SOME HEAVY ARGUMENTS-- 574 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:21,200 SMARTEST WOMAN I EVER MET-- 575 00:25:21,233 --> 00:25:23,933 BUT SHE WAS NEVER CONDESCENDING. 576 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,733 DADDY... 577 00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:31,233 IF YOU LOVED HER SO MUCH, 578 00:25:31,267 --> 00:25:32,667 THEN WHY DID YOU LET HER LEAVE? 579 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:37,767 WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO SALVAGE THE MARRIAGE? 580 00:25:39,633 --> 00:25:41,367 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 581 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,367 GIVE ME A CHANCE. 582 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,100 YOU WOULD'VE HAD TO HAVE EXPERIENCED 583 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:50,367 THAT BOND OF MARRIAGE 584 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,367 TO APPRECIATE 585 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,067 HOW MUCH I HURT YOUR MOTHER. 586 00:25:57,067 --> 00:26:00,367 I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT, DADDY. 587 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,500 I MADE A RESERVATION FOR US 588 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:12,700 AT 8:00 589 00:26:12,733 --> 00:26:15,067 AT A RESTAURANT CALLED ANGELINA OSTERIA. 590 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,067 THEY HAVE REALLY GREAT-- 591 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:16,967 I'D PREFER TO EAT 592 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:18,200 AT THE HOTEL RESTAURANT TONIGHT. 593 00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,533 THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 594 00:26:19,567 --> 00:26:22,333 OKAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 595 00:26:22,367 --> 00:26:23,933 AND HOW ABOUT SEEING 596 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:25,767 IF KATIE COULD JOIN US? 597 00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,300 YOU WANT KIT TO COME TO DINNER WITH US? 598 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:31,400 YEAH. 599 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,667 I'D LIKE TO SEE HER. 600 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,433 WELL, HER BOYFRIEND'S IN TOWN. 601 00:26:36,467 --> 00:26:38,667 HE'S ONLY HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, SO... 602 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,733 WELL, SHE SHOULD BRING HIM TOO. 603 00:26:43,533 --> 00:26:45,333 I'LL CALL HER. 604 00:26:48,867 --> 00:26:51,833 YOU KNOW, DADDY, I'M STRUCK BY THE FACT 605 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:53,500 THAT YOU JUST INVITED KIT'S BOYFRIEND 606 00:26:53,533 --> 00:26:54,833 TO COME TO DINNER WITH US, 607 00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:56,367 AND SHE'S ONLY BEEN SEEING HIM A SHORT WHILE, 608 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,633 BUT YOU HAVE NOT YET SAID A WORD ABOUT TINA. 609 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,167 WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE WELCOME 610 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,133 TO BRING HER TOO, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WISH. 611 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:05,267 WE'VE SPLIT UP. 612 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,133 OH. WELL, THEN... 613 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,767 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY. 614 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,500 NOTHING. 615 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:15,467 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. 616 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,767 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? WE'RE ACTUALLY ON A CRUISE. 617 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,267 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. 618 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,633 I'VE GOT MY LITTLE-- 619 00:27:31,667 --> 00:27:33,267 IT'S PHOEBE SPARKLE. 620 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:36,800 WAIT, I WANT TO WATCH 621 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:38,367 AND SEE IF SHE MAKES THAT GIRL COME. 622 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,833 CAN SHE DO THAT? 623 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,200 I'M KIDDING, DANA. 624 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,267 OH, MY GOD. 625 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,733 LADIES, WELCOME TO OWLs. 626 00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:59,267 IT STANDS FOR "OLDER, WISER LESBIANS." 627 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,700 WE TALK ABOUT HOW SPIRITUALITY AND SEXUALITY 628 00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:03,367 ARE COMBINED, 629 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,767 AND OUR DEFINITION OF "ORGASM" 630 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,567 IS THAT IT IS THE KISS OF GOD 631 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,667 THAT BRINGS ECSTASY TO CONSCIOUSNESS... 632 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,500 DANA! DANA FAIRBANKS! 633 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:19,067 [CLAMORING] 634 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:20,300 OH, OVER HERE, OVER HERE, 635 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:21,367 LET ME HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH. 636 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,500 ALL RIGHT. 637 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,400 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 638 00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:29,533 I'M ALICE. NICE TO MEET YOU. 639 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:31,067 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 640 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,433 YEAH, SURE. 641 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:35,633 [WHISPERS] 642 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:36,733 YEAH, SURE. 643 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:37,967 YEAH? WE'LL TALK? 644 00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,067 YEAH, SURE. 645 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,133 OKAY. 646 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,867 EXCELLENT. 647 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,933 OH. GOD. 648 00:28:47,167 --> 00:28:48,300 I THOUGHT 649 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,867 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SUITE. 650 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,533 WELL, I HAVE AN IDEA. 651 00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:53,800 WHY DON'T WE ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, 652 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,267 AND CARMEN, 653 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,067 YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE? 654 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:01,467 I'M GOING TO GO EXPLORE. 655 00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:10,067 EVEN FOR JENNY, SHE'S ACTING WEIRD. 656 00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:13,500 [GASPS] 657 00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:15,433 OH, MY GOD. 658 00:29:15,467 --> 00:29:17,567 THIS IS SWEET. 659 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,267 OH... 660 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,967 "WELCOME ABOARD, 661 00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:22,167 "DANA FAIRBANKS AND FRIENDS. 662 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200 "WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH US. 663 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:25,333 "FROM OLIVIA CRUISE. 664 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:27,167 "P.S., THANK YOU, ALICE, 665 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,700 FOR TALKING UP OUR CRUISE ON YOUR SHOW." 666 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:29,867 THAT WAS NICE. 667 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:30,933 YEAH, I MADE IT UP. 668 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,433 YES, THE WOMAN IN THE BACK. 669 00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,800 MISS SPARKLE, 670 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:37,100 DO YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE 671 00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,433 TO BE A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP 672 00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:39,833 AND STILL CARRY ON A, UH... 673 00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:43,267 POLYAMOROUS LIFESTYLE? 674 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,267 IT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE. 675 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:46,867 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 676 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:49,633 IS TO KNOW THAT JEALOUSY WILL REAR ITS HEAD. 677 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:50,833 YOU HAVE TO AGREE 678 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:51,800 WITH YOUR PRIMARY LOVED ONE 679 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,167 TO BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, 680 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,833 AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE RULES. 681 00:29:57,633 --> 00:29:59,400 WOMAN IN YELLOW. 682 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:01,200 DANA FAIRBANKS... 683 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,267 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 684 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,367 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 685 00:30:11,633 --> 00:30:14,067 SURE. NO. I'M SORRY. 686 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,433 UH, THANK YOU, ACTUALLY, VERY MUCH, 687 00:30:16,467 --> 00:30:18,200 BUT I'M IN ONE OF THOSE, UM... 688 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,467 COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS, 689 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,567 AND WE'RE NOT POLY... 690 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,000 AMORPHIC, OR WHATEVER IT IS. 691 00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,967 WELL, THAT ALSO WORKS, 692 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,033 BUT I'M GUESSING 693 00:30:30,067 --> 00:30:31,333 THAT DANA AND HER PARTNER 694 00:30:31,367 --> 00:30:34,167 KNOW HOW TO SPICE THINGS UP. 695 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,967 [WHOOPING] 696 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,900 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE QUESTION. 697 00:30:38,933 --> 00:30:40,000 RIGHT THERE. 698 00:30:40,033 --> 00:30:42,333 MISS SPARKLE, WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE 699 00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:43,967 ON THREE-WAYS? 700 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,267 YAY! 701 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:49,700 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 702 00:30:49,733 --> 00:30:52,300 WELL, I THINK THEY'RE GREAT. 703 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:55,533 I'M A BIG, BIG FAN OF GROUP SEX. 704 00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:56,733 THE ONLY THING 705 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,433 IS THAT ALL PARTIES HAVE TO BE SIGNED ON 706 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:00,333 FOR THE SAME AGENDA. 707 00:31:00,367 --> 00:31:01,900 SO THAT'S THE END OF OUR PANEL FOR TODAY. 708 00:31:01,933 --> 00:31:03,400 I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE. 709 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,067 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. 710 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,633 YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE DISNEY HALL, DADDY. 711 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:15,333 OKAY, BUT NOT TOO EARLY. 712 00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:16,333 SINCE WHEN 713 00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:19,200 DID YOU BECOME A SLEEPYHEAD? 714 00:31:19,233 --> 00:31:21,067 I DO HAVE TO GET BACK BY 5:00 TO GET DRESSED. 715 00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:23,500 TINA'S BEING HONORED. 716 00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:28,667 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW 717 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,233 WHY TINA'S BEING HONORED? 718 00:31:30,267 --> 00:31:35,067 YES, CERTAINLY, IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME. 719 00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:39,600 KATIE... 720 00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:40,933 DADDY... 721 00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:46,467 DADDY, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET 722 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,767 MY FRIEND BENJAMIN BRADSHAW. 723 00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:52,633 MR. BRADSHAW. 724 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:53,667 NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. 725 00:31:57,633 --> 00:31:59,833 THANK YOU. 726 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,067 HEY, BABY SIS. 727 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:02,067 KIT. 728 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,133 NOW... 729 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:09,933 HOW DID YOU CONCEIVE IT, 730 00:32:09,967 --> 00:32:11,533 THIS, UH... 731 00:32:11,567 --> 00:32:13,667 THEORY OF EVERYTHING. 732 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,100 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH QUANTUM PHYSICS? 733 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:18,233 MM. 734 00:32:18,267 --> 00:32:21,267 OH, THEN IT IS A UNIFIED FIELD THEORY. 735 00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:23,067 THE UNIFIED WHAT THEORY? 736 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:27,067 SIMPLY, EINSTEIN'S ATTEMPT TO... 737 00:32:27,067 --> 00:32:29,933 EXPLAIN THE MIND OF GOD. 738 00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:31,400 WELL, THAT'S A MARVELOUS WAY 739 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:32,567 OF LOOKING AT IT. 740 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,500 IT INCLUDES EVERYTHING, 741 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:36,067 FROM CREATION 742 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,100 TO SUPERNOVAS, TO ATOMS... 743 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:39,767 EVEN DNA. 744 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,933 OUR HEARTS, OUR MINDS. 745 00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:44,500 IT'S REALLY BEEN WORKING FOR ME. 746 00:32:44,533 --> 00:32:45,633 DID YOU TELL YOUR FATHER 747 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,967 ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS? 748 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,567 BUSINESS? 749 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,833 WHAT BUSINESS? 750 00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:53,333 WELL, DADDY, IT'S A CAFE. 751 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:56,067 I BOUGHT IT FROM A FRIEND OF BETTE'S. 752 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,567 IT'S NOT JUST A CAFE. 753 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,333 KIT HAS TURNED IT INTO THIS SWANKY NIGHTCLUB. 754 00:33:06,367 --> 00:33:08,067 EXCUSE ME. 755 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,767 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 756 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,567 [DANCE MUSIC THROBBING] 757 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,867 SHE HAS A STAGE UP THERE, 758 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,967 AND THEN IF YOU TAKE THE TABLES AWAY... 759 00:34:40,067 --> 00:34:42,233 HEY, YOU TWO. 760 00:34:42,267 --> 00:34:43,833 OH, HI. 761 00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:45,500 GOOD MORNING. 762 00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:47,867 AND WHERE IS BENJAMIN THIS MORNING? 763 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,567 UM, WELL, HE'S AT THE HOTEL. 764 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,967 HE DECIDED 765 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:52,400 THAT WE MIGHT LIKE 766 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:55,500 A LITTLE FAMILY TIME TOGETHER. 767 00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:56,733 DADDY, HAVE A SEAT. 768 00:34:56,767 --> 00:35:00,100 AND HOW ABOUT YOU, BABY SIS? 769 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:01,233 I DIDN'T SLEEP VERY WELL. 770 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,367 I NEED AN ESPRESSO. 771 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,200 HE'S STAYING AT A HOTEL? 772 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:07,600 HE DOESN'T LIVE HERE? 773 00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:08,833 UM... 774 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:12,300 NO, DAD, HE LIVES IN PORTLAND, OREGON. 775 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,300 PORTLAND, OREGON? 776 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:15,533 WHAT'S IN PORTLAND, OREGON? 777 00:35:18,467 --> 00:35:19,700 UM... 778 00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:21,600 WELL... 779 00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:23,133 HE, UM... 780 00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:24,667 IT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE NEEDS. 781 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,867 I MEAN, REALLY, WHEN HE'S WORKING, 782 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:27,100 THERE ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE 783 00:35:27,133 --> 00:35:29,467 CLAMORING AFTER HIM, 784 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,967 AND HE PROBABLY JUST NEEDS TO GET AWAY. 785 00:35:31,067 --> 00:35:32,367 MAKES PERFECT SENSE. 786 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,667 HAVE YOU BEEN TO PORTLAND? 787 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,933 UH, NO, NOT YET. 788 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:38,933 I REALLY NEED THAT ESPRESSO. 789 00:35:38,967 --> 00:35:39,933 DO YOU MIND? 790 00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,700 YEAH, YEAH. ESPRESSO. 791 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,900 YOU CAN'T TELL HIM BENJAMIN'S MARRIED. 792 00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:50,333 HE'S SO HAPPY NOW. 793 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,900 I HATE LYING TO HIM. 794 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,067 KIT, YOU KNOW, 795 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:55,300 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN 14 YEARS 796 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,567 YOU'VE SPENT TIME WITH DADDY. 797 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,600 DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD? 798 00:35:58,633 --> 00:36:00,667 YEAH, IT FEELS REAL GOOD. 799 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,067 THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST ENJOY IT FOR A WHILE, 800 00:36:02,067 --> 00:36:03,433 AND LET HIM ENJOY IT? 801 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,233 HERE YOU GO, DADDY. 802 00:36:11,267 --> 00:36:13,933 UH, IT'S SO... 803 00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:16,067 SO SMALL, I CAN... 804 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,100 HARDLY PICK IT UP. 805 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,867 KATIE, WHY DON'T WE HAVE DINNER HERE TONIGHT? 806 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,600 YEAH. 807 00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,933 I, UH... 808 00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,233 WOULD LIKE TO TRY OUT YOUR CHEF, 809 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:39,367 AND YOUR SISTER HERE HAS A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT 810 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,067 WITH MS. KENNARD. 811 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,500 DADDY, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD CALL HER TINA? 812 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,833 THAT'S HER NAME. TINA. 813 00:36:47,867 --> 00:36:50,367 FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, HER NAME IS TINA. 814 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,833 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HER? 815 00:36:51,867 --> 00:36:53,800 VERY WELL. TINA. 816 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,600 WILL BENJAMIN 817 00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:58,800 BE ABLE TO JOIN US? 818 00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,167 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU TWO 819 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,333 TO PLAN YOUR EVENING. 820 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,467 BETTE... 821 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:04,967 WHAT'S WRONG? 822 00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:06,167 YOU HAVE NO REGARD 823 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,767 FOR WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, DADDY, 824 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,467 NONE, 825 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,933 AND UNTIL YOU CAN ACKNOWLEDGE 826 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,333 THAT MY RELATIONSHIP OF EIGHT YEARS 827 00:37:13,367 --> 00:37:14,333 WAS EVERY BIT AS MEANINGFUL 828 00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:15,600 AS YOUR MARRIAGE TO MY MOTHER, 829 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,767 UNTIL YOU CAN SEE THAT MY HEART IS BROKEN 830 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,600 BECAUSE I FAILED THE WOMAN I LOVE, 831 00:37:19,633 --> 00:37:21,467 PERHAPS IN THE SAME WAY THAT YOU FAILED MY MOTHER, 832 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,100 THEN I REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY, 833 00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:24,400 EXCEPT, YOU KNOW... 834 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:26,300 I AM NOT GIVING UP. 835 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,700 I'M NOT GOING TO END UP SAD AND ALONE AND FULL OF REGRET. 836 00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,867 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 837 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,067 I WANT ONE OF THOSE. 838 00:38:01,067 --> 00:38:03,800 DANA FAIRBANKS? OH, MY GOD. 839 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,067 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 840 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,633 OH, THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT, 841 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,333 AND THANK YOU FOR LIVING YOUR LIFE. 842 00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:09,333 OH, MY GOD, 843 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:10,367 I SAW YOU ALMOST BEAT CAPRIATI IN 2002. 844 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,300 I DRIVE A SUBARU BECAUSE OF YOU... 845 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,167 PHOEBE? HI. SPARKLE? HI. 846 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,100 HI. HI. I'M ALICE PIESZECKI. 847 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,333 I DO A RADIO SHOW IN L.A., 848 00:38:18,367 --> 00:38:19,467 THE CHART. 849 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:20,500 I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. 850 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:21,933 IS IT TRUE, FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES, 851 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,267 THAT YOU SLEEP WITH A DIFFERENT WOMAN 852 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,633 EVERY NIGHT? 853 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,500 WELL, I LIKE TO HAVE AS MUCH SEX AS POSSIBLE, 854 00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:29,333 WHENEVER, WHEREVER, 855 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:33,067 BUT IF I COME ACROSS SOMEONE REALLY AMAZING... 856 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,300 I DON'T KNOW. 857 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,133 TOO BAD THE CELLIST HAD TO LEAVE THE BOAT. 858 00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:38,300 AND WHO'S GOING TO BE NEXT? 859 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,567 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. 860 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,133 I'M OPEN TO A NEW DISCOVERY. 861 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,633 HI. 862 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,067 HAVE YOU SEEN JENNY? 863 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,533 NO. I'M TALKING TO PHOEBE SPARKLE. 864 00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:47,833 HI. 865 00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,533 HELLO. HELLO, PHOEBE SPARKLE. 866 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:50,567 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER? 867 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,533 UM, CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 868 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:55,733 UH... 869 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,467 OKAY. 870 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,067 GREAT. 871 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:01,067 THANKS, SHANE. 872 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:03,700 SHE OFFERED. 873 00:39:03,733 --> 00:39:05,300 MM-HMM. 874 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,900 [CHEERING] 875 00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:46,900 [CHEERING] 876 00:39:49,067 --> 00:39:50,400 [SCREAMS] 877 00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:58,867 WHOO! 878 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,833 [***] 879 00:40:11,967 --> 00:40:13,700 WELL, WELL, WELL. 880 00:40:13,733 --> 00:40:15,067 WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 881 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:20,633 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A CAPTAIN'S UNIFORM TO ME. 882 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,867 ALICE... 883 00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,233 IT'S HOT. 884 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,400 OKAY. 885 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:47,033 ALL RIGHT, AL, I'M READY. 886 00:40:47,067 --> 00:40:48,267 OKAY. 887 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:55,467 JULIE... 888 00:40:59,633 --> 00:41:01,267 YOU LOOK... 889 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,433 BEAUTIFUL. 890 00:41:03,467 --> 00:41:06,200 OH, CAPTAIN STUBING, THANK YOU. 891 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,067 CAPTAIN STUBING... 892 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,700 OH, GOD, IS THAT A PERISCOPE IN YOUR POCKET, 893 00:41:13,733 --> 00:41:15,500 OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? 894 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:22,867 OH, CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN. 895 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,433 [KNOCKING] 896 00:41:24,467 --> 00:41:25,767 GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR DINNER. 897 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,067 WHAT? 898 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,733 YOU'RE SITTING AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE. 899 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,800 NOW? 900 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:35,667 HI. YOU'RE LATE. 901 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,067 ALL THE OTHER PANELISTS ARE ALREADY THERE. 902 00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:38,100 BUT I HAVE TO CHANGE. 903 00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:39,267 YOU LOOK GREAT. 904 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,467 NO, I CAN'T-- COME ON. 905 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,567 JULIE! 906 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,300 CAPTAIN STUBING! 907 00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:47,133 [PHOEBE]: MOST OF THE WOMEN ON THIS CRUISE? 908 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:49,400 THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF FREEDOM. 909 00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:51,433 THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE 910 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,700 WHERE THEY'RE COMPLETELY FREE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES. 911 00:41:54,733 --> 00:41:56,067 MM-HMM. 912 00:42:00,467 --> 00:42:01,433 HI. 913 00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:02,500 HELLO. GOOD EVENING. 914 00:42:02,533 --> 00:42:04,667 HI. NICE TO SEE YOU. 915 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:09,867 SEE, THESE GIRLS ARE COMPLETELY IN THEIR POWER, 916 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,400 FREE TO GO 917 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:12,933 WHEREVER THEIR LIBIDO TAKES THEM. 918 00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:16,667 [CAPTAIN]: FOR ME, IT'S JUST BUSINESS, 919 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,067 AND AS LONG AS THE GUESTS ARE HAPPY, 920 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,600 I'M HAPPY. 921 00:42:19,633 --> 00:42:21,133 YOU WANT TO TELL ME 922 00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:23,067 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? 923 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,067 NOTHING. 924 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:28,300 NOTHING? NO. 925 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,467 OKAY. 926 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,067 WELL, IT JUST... 927 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:36,400 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT A THREE-WAY WITH SHANE. 928 00:42:36,433 --> 00:42:37,800 YOU SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE VERY ATTRACTED TO HER, 929 00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:38,967 AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD, I DON'T KNOW... 930 00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:39,967 IT WOULD BE INTERESTING. 931 00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:40,967 IT JUST CAME INTO MY HEAD. 932 00:42:41,067 --> 00:42:42,100 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 933 00:42:42,133 --> 00:42:43,100 NO, I'M NOT-- 934 00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:44,300 IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT? 935 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,967 JUST TELL ME IF THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 936 00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:47,233 NO, I'M NOT JEALOUS. I JUST THOUGHT... 937 00:42:47,267 --> 00:42:50,433 WE HAVE TO EXPLORE OUR OPTIONS. 938 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,667 THERE. 939 00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:02,233 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 940 00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:05,167 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 941 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,267 SALAD'S GREAT. 942 00:43:15,367 --> 00:43:16,667 OH, HELLO. 943 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:17,967 HOW ARE YOU? 944 00:43:18,067 --> 00:43:19,833 NICE TO SEE YOU. 945 00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:21,233 NICE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 946 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,067 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 947 00:43:43,433 --> 00:43:44,467 HI. 948 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:45,467 CONGRATULATIONS. 949 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,800 THANK YOU. 950 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,633 I MEANS A LOT TO ME THAT YOU'RE HERE. 951 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,367 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT. 952 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,600 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT US. 953 00:43:55,267 --> 00:43:56,233 YOU HAVE? 954 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:58,267 MM-HMM. ABOUT THE OTHER DAY. 955 00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:04,400 IT WAS NICE. 956 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,400 NICE? 957 00:44:06,433 --> 00:44:09,700 YEAH, IT WAS REALLY, REALLY NICE, 958 00:44:09,733 --> 00:44:11,067 AND IF YOU WANT, 959 00:44:11,067 --> 00:44:12,767 I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 960 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,567 IF WE STARTED TO SPEND SOME MORE TIME TOGETHER. 961 00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:20,967 WHAT ABOUT HELENA? 962 00:44:21,067 --> 00:44:24,067 WE'RE NOT EXCLUSIVE. 963 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:28,467 SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO DATE ME? 964 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,967 YEAH. 965 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,067 TINA, YOU HAVE TO MEET SENATOR FEINSTEIN. 966 00:44:35,067 --> 00:44:36,400 SHE'S NOT STAYING FOR DINNER. 967 00:44:36,433 --> 00:44:37,433 HELLO, BETTE. 968 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,233 HELLO, HELENA. 969 00:44:39,267 --> 00:44:40,267 THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. 970 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:41,267 OH... 971 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,767 YOU'RE AT TABLE 27, RIGHT? 972 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,867 [***] 973 00:44:55,433 --> 00:45:00,867 * SUNNY CAME HOME WITH A LIST OF NAMES * 974 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:05,733 * SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN TRANSCENDENCE * 975 00:45:05,767 --> 00:45:11,900 * "IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SMALL REPAIRS," SHE SAID * 976 00:45:11,933 --> 00:45:16,700 * SUNNY CAME HOME WITH A VENGEANCE * 977 00:45:16,733 --> 00:45:19,067 * SHE SAYS DAYS GO BY 978 00:45:19,067 --> 00:45:26,700 * I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M WALKING ON A WIRE * 979 00:45:26,733 --> 00:45:35,567 * I CLOSE MY EYES AND FLY OUT OF MY MIND * 980 00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,667 * INTO THE FIRE 981 00:45:47,233 --> 00:45:52,867 * AND SUNNY CAME HOME 982 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:55,467 * SUNNY CAME HOME 983 00:45:58,067 --> 00:46:03,367 * SUNNY CAME HOME * 984 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,100 GREAT. 985 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:14,400 SO LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 986 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:20,200 [APPLAUSE] 987 00:46:20,233 --> 00:46:21,867 THANK YOU. 988 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,800 THANK YOU. 989 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,067 CAPTAIN STUBING, 990 00:46:30,067 --> 00:46:31,267 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS BIG HARD-ON 991 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,200 YOU'VE BEEN SPORTING ALL NIGHT? 992 00:46:33,233 --> 00:46:35,633 I DON'T KNOW, JULIE. 993 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:37,100 LET'S GO. 994 00:46:37,133 --> 00:46:39,200 WE CAN'T. IT'S RUDE. 995 00:46:39,233 --> 00:46:40,633 I'M GOING NUTS. 996 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:41,767 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER 997 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,367 I CAN STAND IT. 998 00:46:54,767 --> 00:46:57,633 HELENA, LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 999 00:46:57,667 --> 00:46:58,733 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1000 00:46:58,767 --> 00:46:59,900 HOW ARE YOU? 1001 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:00,500 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST REMARKING TO JIM... 1002 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,067 OH, GOD, CAPTAIN STUBING, 1003 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:16,333 I WANT YOUR BIG DICK INSIDE ME SO BAD. 1004 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,633 I JUST HOPE MY WIFE MARION ROSS 1005 00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:23,100 DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT US. 1006 00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:24,967 NO, MARION ROSS WAS THE ACTRESS. 1007 00:47:25,067 --> 00:47:26,700 THE CHARACTER'S NAME WAS EMILY. 1008 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,667 OH, GOD. 1009 00:47:32,133 --> 00:47:34,167 OH, MY... 1010 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,433 OH, FUCK. 1011 00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:38,600 OH, GOD. 1012 00:47:38,633 --> 00:47:39,600 OH, GOD. 1013 00:47:39,633 --> 00:47:41,967 OH, GOD. OH, YEAH. 1014 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:42,967 OH, MY GOD. 1015 00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:44,133 OH, GOD. 1016 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:45,133 OH, GOD. 1017 00:47:45,167 --> 00:47:46,133 OH, NO. 1018 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,133 WHAT? 1019 00:47:47,167 --> 00:47:48,300 OH, NO. 1020 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,133 OW! GOD! 1021 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:51,100 I... 1022 00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,700 [VOMITING] 1023 00:48:00,733 --> 00:48:03,933 OKAY, I'M COMING, BABY, I'M COMING. 1024 00:48:12,767 --> 00:48:14,600 YOU TRYING TO TOP ME? 1025 00:48:14,633 --> 00:48:16,433 WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO TOP ME? 1026 00:48:34,867 --> 00:48:36,167 UH, SHIT. 1027 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,733 LOOK, I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. 1028 00:48:37,767 --> 00:48:38,933 YEAH. 1029 00:48:38,967 --> 00:48:40,067 THINGS ARE A LITTLE, UM... 1030 00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:42,067 THEY'RE A LITTLE... 1031 00:48:42,067 --> 00:48:45,067 DIFFERENT IN MY ROOM... 1032 00:48:45,067 --> 00:48:46,200 MM-HMM. 1033 00:48:46,233 --> 00:48:49,267 AND I SEE THAT YOU HAVE A COUCH. 1034 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,900 YES. 1035 00:48:50,933 --> 00:48:52,967 WELL, WOULD YOU MIND? 1036 00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:55,300 YOU WANT TO CRASH ON MY COUCH? 1037 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:58,667 AS IN, SLEEP, JUST SLEEP? 1038 00:48:58,700 --> 00:48:59,633 NO... 1039 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:02,200 SLEEP, ENTIRELY. 1040 00:49:02,233 --> 00:49:03,367 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1041 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,400 THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC TO ME. 1042 00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:07,400 I AM COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED. 1043 00:49:07,433 --> 00:49:10,067 OKAY, GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1044 00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:11,133 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1045 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,200 NO, THANK YOU. 1046 00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:13,367 HEY, UM... 1047 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,967 JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR. 1048 00:49:15,067 --> 00:49:16,967 DON'T TELL ANYBODY. 1049 00:49:17,067 --> 00:49:18,433 NO. I SWEAR. 1050 00:49:18,467 --> 00:49:19,633 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 1051 00:49:19,667 --> 00:49:20,633 EXCELLENT. 1052 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:21,767 THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU. 1053 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,467 SLEEP WELL. YOU TOO. 1054 00:49:54,267 --> 00:49:56,267 DAD, IS... 1055 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,733 YOU'RE NOT EATING YOUR DINNER. 1056 00:49:57,767 --> 00:49:58,933 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT? 1057 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:00,967 OH, IT'S DELICIOUS. 1058 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,567 I'M JUST TAKING MY TIME. 1059 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,267 [COUGHS] 1060 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,767 EXCUSE ME. 1061 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:14,800 DADDY! 1062 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:15,733 OH... 1063 00:50:18,067 --> 00:50:20,800 AND SHE SECURED THE LARGEST EVER GRANT 1064 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,133 IN CALIFORNIA HISTORY 1065 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:24,467 TO ESTABLISH DAYCARE CENTERS 1066 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:26,333 FOR AT-RISK KIDS... 1067 00:50:26,367 --> 00:50:27,633 NO, NO. 1068 00:50:27,667 --> 00:50:30,233 COME TO THE HOSPITAL. CEDARS. 1069 00:50:30,267 --> 00:50:32,800 OKAY. 1070 00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:35,300 MS. TINA KENNARD... 1071 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,400 [APPLAUSE] 1072 00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:42,967 WOULD ALL FIVE OF OUR HONOREES 1073 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,733 PLEASE JOIN ME UP HERE ON THE DAIS? 1074 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,333 THESE FIVE INDIVIDUALS 1075 00:50:50,367 --> 00:50:52,733 ARE EXTRAORDINARY IN THEIR ABILITY 1076 00:50:52,767 --> 00:50:54,800 TO WALK IN MANY WORLDS, 1077 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:59,367 AND TO HOLD THE BIG VISION THAT UNITES DIVERSE COMMUNITIES. 1078 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,067 THEY INSPIRE ALL OF US 1079 00:51:01,067 --> 00:51:02,933 TO RISE ABOVE DIVISIONS 1080 00:51:02,967 --> 00:51:03,733 AND DIFFERENCES. 1081 00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:04,867 IT IS MY HONOR 1082 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:08,300 TO PRESENT THIS YEAR'S COMMUNITY ACTIVIST AWARDS. 1083 00:51:28,933 --> 00:51:30,867 HEY. 1084 00:51:30,900 --> 00:51:32,967 HEY. 1085 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,433 UM, I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY KEYS. 1086 00:51:38,067 --> 00:51:40,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1087 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,800 WHAT ARE THOSE? 1088 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:47,467 THEY'RE CAMERAS. 1089 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,533 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE TAPES? 1090 00:51:49,567 --> 00:51:50,933 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO SHOW YOU, 1091 00:51:50,967 --> 00:51:53,067 AND, UM... 1092 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:55,067 AND THEN, AFTER THAT, I DON'T KNOW, UM... 1093 00:51:55,067 --> 00:51:57,567 YOU'LL PROBABLY WANT ME OUT OF HERE. 1094 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,567 IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME-- 1095 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,233 WHAT'S GOING ON, MARK? 1096 00:52:00,267 --> 00:52:01,533 I JUST FINISHED TAKING DOWN 1097 00:52:01,567 --> 00:52:04,533 THE LAST OF THE CAMERAS. 1098 00:52:04,567 --> 00:52:06,467 I PRETTY MUCH HAD THEM ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 1099 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,933 UM... 1100 00:52:07,967 --> 00:52:09,600 JENNY SAW... 1101 00:52:09,633 --> 00:52:12,233 A TAPE I'D MADE OF THE TWO OF YOU. 1102 00:52:12,267 --> 00:52:13,800 SHIT. 1103 00:52:13,833 --> 00:52:15,300 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU, 1104 00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:15,933 BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN 1105 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:17,400 YOUR VACATION. 1106 00:52:46,067 --> 00:52:48,067 JENNY, WAIT A MINUTE, LISTEN TO ME. 1107 00:52:48,067 --> 00:52:49,767 IF YOU HEARD THIS TAPE 1108 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,767 OR THIS CONVERSATION, 1109 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,867 THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SAID, 1110 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,967 AND I SAID THAT IT IS FUN AND EASY TO BE WITH YOU, 1111 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:57,467 THAT I WANT TO MAKE IT WORK WITH YOU. 1112 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:01,100 IT'S OKAY... 1113 00:53:01,133 --> 00:53:03,367 THAT WE'RE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, 1114 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,600 AND I KNOW 1115 00:53:04,633 --> 00:53:06,667 THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU'RE WITH ME 1116 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,867 IS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE NEAR SHANE. 1117 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,100 THAT IS BULLSHIT, JENNY. 1118 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,400 SHANE IS MY BEST FRIEND, 1119 00:53:26,433 --> 00:53:30,467 AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCK IT UP. 1120 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:33,600 OKAY? 1121 00:55:20,267 --> 00:55:22,700 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY: 1122 00:55:22,733 --> 00:55:25,133 LINE 21 MEDIA SERVICES LTD. 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