PREVIOUSLY ON THE L WORD...
ANGUS...
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN PLAYING FOR THE KIDS
AT ANGELICA'S SIX-MONTH CELEBRATION?
THANKS. I... I COULD REALLY USE THE CASH.
FEEL A LITTLE STRESSED OUT TODAY.
WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A HOME VISIT FROM AN ADOPTION SOCIAL WORKER.
WHAT ABOUT MEN? MEN?
YOU DO KNOW THAT WE'RE LESBIANS, RIGHT?
DANA, WHO TOLD ME SHE NEEDED...
SHE NEEDED CLOSURE.
CLOSURE WITH LARA.
YOU HAVE A LUMP.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
I'M GOING TO MEET CARMEN'S MOTHER.
MM-HMM. AND?
I'M GOING TO ACT STRAIGHT.
HOW PRETTY.
AH. THERE.
WANT TO COME TO L.A. WITH ME?
YEAH.
[SQUEALS]
ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
IT'S CROSSED MY MIND.
WHO DID THAT TO YOU?
I DID IT TO MYSELF.
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[MAN GRUNTS]
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
IS SWIMMING UP THE WRONG STREAM
TONIGHT, SUGAR.
I'M...
I'M LOOKING FOR SEX.
[LAUGHS]
WELL, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE, SWEETIE.
TRY THE SAFEWAY IN THE MARINA.
IT'S CRAWLING WITH STRAIGHT, HOT MEN.
I'M LOOKING FOR GIRLS.
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN, HONEY.
USUALLY AROUND THAT CORNER.
THANKS.
YOU'RE SWEET.
[ECHOING] I'M LOOKING FOR SEX...
SEX...
I'M LOOKING FOR...GIRLS...
I'M LOOKING FOR GIRLS...
FUCK ME SO I FORGET WHO I AM.
[GASPING]
IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP ME.
JESUS...
OH, JESUS.
[***]
* GIRLS IN TIGHT DRESSES WHO DRAG WITH MUSTACHES *
* CHICKS DRIVING FAST INGENUES WITH LONG LASHES *
* WOMEN WHO LONG, LOVE, LUST WOMEN WHO GIVE *
* THIS IS THE WAY IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE *
* TALKING, LAUGHING LOVING, BREATHING *
* FIGHTING, FUCKING CRYING, DRINKING *
* WRITING, WINNING LOSING, CHEATING *
* KISSING, THINKING, DREAMING
* THIS IS THE WAY...
* IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE *
* IT'S THE WAY THAT WE LIVE
* AND LOVE *
[***]
21. 21.
I JUST WON.
HOW CAN I COUNT ROADKILL WHEN I'M DRIVING THE WHOLE TIME?
I WON FAIR AND SQUARE,
SO AS THE WINNER, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PRESENT.
PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT.
OPEN THE GLOVE.
OH, MY GOD--
IT'S IN THAT BOX.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN?
WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR CAR?
IT'S JUST A TASER.
IT'S LIKE THE COPS USE.
IT JUST SHOCKS PEOPLE.
I KNOW, BUT WHAT ARE YOU...
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?
IT'S JUST IN CASE.
YOU DECIDE TO ROB A 7-11?
LOOK, I'VE NEVER HAD TO USE IT.
IT'S JUST THAT...
I GET A LOT OF SHIT FROM PEOPLE,
AND I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
JUST GOING TO PUT THIS AWAY.
NOW, OPEN THE BOX
AND GET YOUR PRIZE ALREADY.
YES, MA'AM.
HOLY SHIT.
BUT BE CAREFUL.
IT'S ALL I GOT.
YOU KNOW...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT TILL WE GET
A LITTLE CLOSER TO L.A.
BEFORE WE DO SOME.
OKAY?
OKAY, UM...
DID YOU SPEAK
WITH THE CROUP-- THE CROUP--
THE CROUPIER?
YEAH.
YEAH, OF COURSE I DID, KIT.
I SPOKE WITH EVERYBODY.
MM.
THE VENDORS,
ABSOLUT,
ELVIS AND ANN ARE DOING A SOUND CHECK AT 5:00...
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT CARMEN IS--
YEAH, CARMEN'S DJing,
AND SHE'S BRINGING HER OWN SET,
AND ALSO, SHE'S GOING TO BE HERE
TO DO PLAYBACK AT THE SOUND CHECK.
OKAY, WELL,
I GUESS YOU'RE JUST MR. BILLIE-ON-THE-SPOT,
HMM?
SPIT-SPOT. THAT'S ME.
I'M HERE
TO LICK YOUR YOUNG 'UNS
INTO SHAPE.
I'M YOUR BOY, KIT...
AND FRANKLY,
I'M MUCH MORE QUALIFIED TO RUN THIS PLACE
THAN YOU ARE.
JOKING.
BUT I GUARANTEE...
THAT AFTER TONIGHT,
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT ME TO RUN THIS JOINT.
MM-HMM.
WE'LL SEE, MR. MARY P.
[ALICE]: WELL, I THINK THE REASON
I WAS WITH LISA THE LESBIAN MAN
IS BECAUSE HE WASN'T DANGEROUS FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, I JUST...
I KNEW I WOULDN'T GET ADDICTED TO A GUY.
I ACTUALLY REMEMBER HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
WITH MY FRIEND, TINA,
THAT, YOU KNOW, I THINK GUYS ARE KIND OF EASY.
SORRY.
AND I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THIS PAMPHLET HERE
ABOUT ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF LOVE ADDICTS,
AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M A...
O.L.A.
OH, ME TOO.
YEAH, OBSESSIVE LOVE.
IT'S THE BEST.
I MEAN, WORST.
UH...
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE
THAN WHEN YOU CAN'T LET GO OF SOMEONE
WHO'S COMPLETELY OVER YOU,
AND DISTANT, ABUSIVE,
CONTROLLING, DICTATORIAL--
EGOCENTRIC, UNLOVING,
SELFISH, UNABLE TO COMMIT...
YEAH, AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK, AND I WAS--
HEY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALICE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU.
YEAH, I JUST...
YOU KNOW, IT'D BE GREAT IF DANA WOULD JUST COME BY
AND, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A LITTLE PREZZIE,
NOTHING BIG...
YOU KNOW, MAYBE KISS MY EYELIDS OR SOMETHING--
[MURMURING]
GET A GRIP GET A GRIP.
LET ALICE SHARE, PLEASE.
THANKS.
YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK...
I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD BE OBSESSING, TOO,
BECAUSE OUR SEX...
[LAUGHS]
WAS MINDBLOWINGLY...
UNFUCKINGLY UNBELIEVABLE,
AND IT JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW...
IT MAKES YOU REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON
COULD BE THE ONE GREAT, TRUE LOVE
OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU KNOW?
BUT SHE'LL BE BACK.
[OPENS SODA CAN]
SHE WILL BE BACK.
[SLURPS]
BECAUSE OUR LOVE...
OUR LOVE WAS TOO INTENSE, SO...
[SLURPS]
[HELENA]: MOMMY LOVES YOU, TOO, DARLING.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE BALLET.
I WISH I WAS COMING.
OKAY, SPEAK TO YOU TOMORROW.
BIG KISS. BYE.
I WONDER IF MOST LITTLE BOYS
GET THAT EXCITED ABOUT THE BALLET?
HOW WAS IT?
IT SUCKED.
OH...
I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
YOU DO? MM-HMM.
[BELCHES LOUDLY]
OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SUCH A GROSS BISEXUAL LOVE ADDICT
RIGHT NOW.
HI. I'M JANICE.
I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME,
AND I'M HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
WE'RE AN EXCLUSIVELY LESBIAN SERVICE.
DID YOU HIRE ME A HOOKER?
ALICE, IT'S A LESBIAN CLEANING SERVICE.
"LEZ CLEAN UP."
SHE'S GOING TO SORT OUT YOUR ENTIRE APARTMENT.
OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
MY APARTMENT'S SO DIRTY RIGHT NOW,
EVER SINCE, YOU KNOW--
I'M A BIG FAN OF THE CHART,
AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT DANA.
SO SORRY.
OH. OKAY.
OH.
THANK YOU. THANKS.
OKAY, GREAT.
ALL RIGHT.
[WHIRRING]
YOU'RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL...
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU COME WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING, MISS.
MY GIRLFRIEND USED TO GIVE ME HEAD
WHILE WE DROVE TO SCHOOL.
HEY, LADY...
I'M NOT YOUR EX,
AND I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
GOT IT?
RIGHT.
OH, FUCK.
WHAT?
SHIT.
WE RAN OUT OF GAS.
OH, NO.
DON'T STOP, JENNY.
KEEP GOING.
DON'T BLUE-BALL ME.
[WHISTLING IDLY]
UM...
ALICE, DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN UP
AROUND THIS...
AROUND DANA?
ALICE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
WITH THIS DANA THING?
ALICE IS IN THE LOO.
WHAT DANA THING?
JESUS BLOODY CHRIST.
ALICE!
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK, HELENA?
HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND?
YEAH, THAT'S...
THAT'S NO BIGGIE.
IT'S A FUCKING SHRINE, ALICE--
A BORDERING-ON-PSYCHOTIC,
SERIAL-KILLER-OBSESSIVE-TYPE SHRINE.
DISMANTLE IT.
OH, GOD. NO, PLEASE.
LET IT LIVE. NO.
OKAY, OKAY, JUST-- LET ME KEEP THIS. PLEASE?
JUST LET ME KEEP THIS.
THIS WAS REALLY HARD TO GET.
I HAD TO GET IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
YOU CAN TAKE THE SHRINE.
JUST NOT THIS.
GET A BOX.
THERE'S A BOX.
NOT THAT BOX.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, ALICE.
IT'S TIME TO START GETTING OVER DANA.
NOW...
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
I'VE TRIED. I'VE BEEN TO MEETINGS--
JUST LISTEN.
OKAY?
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO WASH EVERYTHING, SO...
GREAT.
[LAUGHING]
I HAVE TO PEE.
DON'T LOOK.
HEY.
OH, MY GOD.
HOW DO YOU... HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
I ALWAYS HAVE, EVEN WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
WHEN MY DAD CAUGHT ME, HE POPPED ME ONE.
AH!
HELLO.
PLEASE STOP.
SAVED.
WELL, HEY THERE, FELLA.
OH, SHE'S NOT A--
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME HELP.
YEAH, WE RAN OUT OF GAS.
NOT A PROBLEM.
I'LL SIPHON SOME OUT OF THE R.V.
MY NAME'S HAL, BY THE WAY.
HI.
HI. I'M JENNY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THAT'S MY WIFE, MARTHA.
HELLO, MARTHA.
WE GOT SOME FRIED CHICKEN
IN THE CAMPER,
IF YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
ARE HUNGRY.
YES, I WOULD LOVE SOME FRIED CHICKEN.
THANK YOU.
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS, SON?
UH, IT'S MAX.
[SHANE]: THANK YOU, BABY.
[CARMEN]: YOU'RE WELCOME.
MM.
YOU TWO ARE SO HOT TOGETHER.
[LAUGHS]
AT LEAST SOMEONE'S GETTING A LITTLE SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'.
SO, UH...
WHAT'S UP WITH THE SLOT MACHINE, KIT?
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW BILLIE BLAIKIE.
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING SMALL.
SO YOU GUYS ARE COMING, RIGHT?
IT WON'T BE VEGAS WITHOUT YOU.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BILLIE BLAIKIE?
BILLIE BLAIKIE?
DUDE, HE IS, LIKE, THE BEST PARTY PROMOTER
IN TOWN.
KIT WAS THINKING
ABOUT HIRING HIM AS HER NEW MANAGER.
OH, MY GOSH.
CONGRATULATIONS, LADY.
YEAH, IT'S GREAT IF HE CAN KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS
LONG ENOUGH TO CLOSE OUT THE BAR.
[SHANE]: OH, I'M SORRY.
BEFORE WE FORGET--
BUT WE CAN'T MAKE IT
TO YOUR BABY BIRTHDAY PARTY TOMORROW,
BECAUSE WE HAVE A QUINCEAN...
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, THE QUINCEANERA.
YEAH, THE QUINCEANERA.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S JUST REALLY AN EXCUSE TO HAVE A BABY PLAY GROUP,
AND HALF BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S A...
WHAT'S A QUINCE--
A QUINCEANERA.
QUINCEANERA.
THEY'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME.
BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY TO CELEBRATE A GIRL TURNING 15,
AND IT'S MY COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY, SO...
I ALMOST THOUGHT THEY FORGOT.
OKAY, SHH. JUST WALK UP.
[CLEARS THROAT]
SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A BAT MITZVAH.
WITH TAMALES.
[LAUGHING]
HI. HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY FOR ANGELICA'S SIXTH MONTH.
DO YOU WANT TO COME?
I WOULD LOVE TO COME
TO THAT SIX-MONTH-OLD BIRTHDAY PARTY.
I WOULD... CAN I...
I'D LOVE TO BRING HELENA.
ALICE...
HELENA.
I THINK SHE SHOULD BE THERE.
I THINK IT'S TIME, BETTE.
WELL, THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS.
[SHANE]: YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS HANGING OUT.
WELL, LISTEN, HELENA,
IF YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO,
THEN THAT WOULD BE FINE IF YOU CAME TO THE PARTY.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S... REALLY SWEET OF YOU,
BUT YOU KNOW,
YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE...TO...
SHE DOES.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, BOY?
CAN'T YOU READ?
THIS IS THE LADIES' ROOM.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
I'M A GIRL.
[***]
HEY.
I GOT YOU SOME LUNCH.
HEY, LET'S TAKE OFF, OKAY?
WHY?
CAN WE EAT FIRST?
YOU SEE THAT FREAK THERE?
IT WAS JUST IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM.
MUST BE A FAGGOT.
FAGGOT.
FAGGOT!
HEY, FAGGOT!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
JUST LET IT GO, JENNY.
[LAUGHING]
JOHNNY, YOU'RE CRAZY!
I CALLED YOU A FAGGOT.
OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
LOOK, MAN, WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?
NO, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE EITHER.
JUST WANT TO GET OUT AND TALK?
YOU WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK?
LOOK, WE'RE OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?
DUDE, LEAVE US ALONE.
FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.
GET OUT OF THE TRUCK! SHIT.
NO-- NO!
[***]
[SHOUTING]
LET HER GO.
SHUT UP, YOU BITCH FREAK.
IS THIS YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND?
[MOIRA]: JENNY, GET BACK--
DOES HE FUCK YOU LIKE A MAN?
WHOO!
GET BACK IN THE TRUCK, JENNY.
YEAH, JENNY, GET BACK IN THE TRUCK,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL MAN CAN FUCK.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
GET BACK IN THE FUCKING TRUCK,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL MAN CAN FUCK--
YEAH?
JESUS CHRIST.
FUCKER.
WELL, THERE'S YOUR FAGGOT BACK.
COME ON, JENNY.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL
WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR A REAL MAN,
AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN THEN.
SURE, DUDE. NO PROBLEM.
[TASER ZAPPING]
DON'T TOUCH HIM!
HEY.
WE'RE NOT FAGGOTS.
WE'RE DYKES, YOU ASSHOLE.
FUCK YOU!
YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
YOU DISGUSTING BITCH!
FUCK YOU!
[MOIRA]: I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
[JENNY]: FUCK HIM.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A REAL GUN.
GIRLS, BOYS, PUNKS, FREAKS,
BUTCHES, FEMMES, KINGS, QUEENS,
TRANNIES, TRAINEES,
LADIES...
AND GENTLEMEN...
I AM BILLIE BLAIKIE, YOUR HOST FOR THIS EVENING,
AND WELCOME TO THE PLANET'S FIRST ANNUAL CASINO NIGHT...
"VULVA LAS VEGAS"!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
AND LET'S HEAR IT
FOR OUR CUTE LITTLE DJ, CARMEN!
ANYWAY, THE MONEY YOU'RE GOING TO RAISE TONIGHT
WILL GO TO AIDS PROJECT LOS ANGELES.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR AIDS PROJECT. YES, YES.
THAT'S A MUCH, MUCH BETTER CAUSE
THAN THE PORN WEBSITES
YOU NORMALLY SPEND YOUR MONEY ON,
YOU DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, ALL BETS WILL BE OFF,
BECAUSE THE BIG SHOW IS ABOUT TO START,
SO GET YOUR LAST FEW GAMES IN, MY DARLINGS.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
YOU DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL.
AND AS FOR ME...
I'M OFF TO A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME.
[LAUGHING, SCATTERED BOOS]
OH, COME ON.
DISGRUNTLED WOMEN-- COME ON.
LOOSEN UP, LESBIANS.
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT ALL THAT COCK AND CONDOM STUFF, DO YOU?
NO.
YOU WANT TO...
YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE THE SNATCH!
[CHEERING]
YOU WANT TO VENERATE THE VAGINA!
YOU WANT TO PRAISE THE PUSSY!
WELL, REST ASSURED,
WE ALL WANT TO PRAISE THE PUSSY HERE.
OKAY, KEEP DRINKING, EVERYBODY,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KEEP DRINKING--
EVERYONE LOOKS CUTER.
AND P.S., HERE'S THE MONEY.
[WHOOPING]
OH, DO YOU THINK THIS IS IT?
YEAH.
LOOKS LIKE A TYPICAL SMALL-TOWN GAY BAR.
COME ON. LET'S GET INSIDE.
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
NO WHAMMIES.
WOW.
NICE. NICE JOB.
IT'S JUST AN IDEA...
BUT TRY 32 RED.
NO, NO, THOSE ARE YOUR CHIPS. REALLY.
SHANE, YOU CAN'T.
JUST TAKE THEM AND TRY.
BET THE LOT, BETTE.
YOU LOOK LUCKY TONIGHT.
SHE IS LUCKY. SHE'S MY SISTER.
COME ON, GIRL.
COME ON. PUT IT DOWN.
COME ON, GIRL.
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. LOAD IT UP.
32 RED.
OH, MY GOD. I ACTUALLY WON.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
NO, NO, NO, THIS IS YOUR PERCENTAGE.
NO, I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
DENTAL DAMS, LADIES. SAFE.
KEEP IT SAFE. KEEP IT SAFE.
PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLACE YOUR BETS.
THANKS.
HEY.
I COULD USE A FEW OF THOSE OVER HERE, HUH?
WHO'S MY TIGER?
[BOTH GROWLING PLAYFULLY]
* MILES AWAY...
AND TWO MORE TEQUILA HERE, LADIES.
THANK YOU.
I THINK I KNOW WHO'LL BE TAKING WHO HOME TONIGHT.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I WANT TO ROCK!
ROCK ME!
LET'S GO LOOK AROUND.
* IT HANGS IN MY HAIR AND THE HEMS OF MY CLOTHES *
* I THOUGHT IN THE MADNESS MY ARMS COULD NOT HOLD *
* I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY 'CAUSE I LONG TO BE *
* FORGIVEN
* SO FAR AWAY
HEY. HEY.
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
COME ON.
TWO MORE TEQUILAS?
TEQUILA? SURE THING.
THANK YOU.
* PORCH LIGHT BURNS SO FAR AWAY *
* MILES AWAY
THANKS.
THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
HI. CAN WE GO?
NOW?
YEAH, IF... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
KATRINA.
YEAH, IF, KATRINA, YOU DON'T MIND.
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE TOGETHER.
WELL, YOU DO NOW. WE'RE NOT.
BYE.
* FORGIVEN...
SO HAVE YOU SEEN DAVID YET?
IS HE HERE?
UH, NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM AT ALL.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BILLIE?
WELL, THE PLACE IS PACKED.
WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
"I'M ON MY WAY TO A LITTLE LEAGUE GAME"?
OH, HE WAS JUST PLAYING.
IT WAS A JOKE.
IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.
GUYS AND DOLLS,
I GIVE YOU ELVIS, THE KING,
AND MISS KITTEN WITH A WHIP HERSELF,
ANN-MARGRET!
THANKS, BILLIE, YOU NUT.
OH, HEY THERE, KIDS.
TWIST, TWIST.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE, ELVIS.
WHAT A BLOWOUT!
* SHE LOVES ME
* THE LADY LOVES ME AND IT SHOWS *
* IN SPITE OF THE WAY
* SHE TURNS UP HER NOSE *
* I'M HER IDEAL HER HEART'S DESIRE *
* UNDER THAT ICE
* SHE'S BURNING LIKE FIRE *
* SHE'D LIKE TO CUDDLE UP WITH ME *
* SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET
* THE LADY LOVES ME
* BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET
[CHEERING]
* THE GENTLEMAN HAS SAVOIR FAIRE *
* AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT *
* OR A BEAR
* I'D LIKE TO TAKE HIM FOR A SPIN... *
WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
HEY. DAVID.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
OH, THIS IS ANOTHER WILD NIGHT AT THE PLANET.
* ...SOGGY CIGARETTE
* THE LADY LOVES HIM
* BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET
SHE SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME.
YEAH. YEAH, I DO.
HEY, DAVID!
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, I THINK THAT THEY'RE...
WELL, THEY'RE FREAKS,
AND THIS KIND OF NONSENSE ATTRACTS FREAKS
TO YOUR ONCE RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT.
OOH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FOR A MINUTE,
I WAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SHAGGING YOU, MR. IZOD,
BUT YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE FELLOW,
ARE YOU?
[BETTE]: BILLIE, THIS IS DAVID WATERS.
THIS IS KIT'S SON.
ENCHANTE, THEN, DARK STAR.
[KIT]: AND DAVID,
THIS IS BILLIE BLAIKIE,
MY NEW MANAGER.
OH!
AND YOU WON'T REGRET IT, MY DARLING.
SEE YOU LATER.
YOUR NEW MANAGER?
DAVID, DON'T YOU GO PASSING JUDGMENT ON HIM.
THAT MAN HAS DONE MORE FOR THIS COMMUNITY THAN--
KIT, KIT,
DAVID HAS A RIGHT TO HIS OPINION.
I KNOW HE DOES,
BUT YOU KNOW,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
IT GIVES ME GREAT JOY TO SEE THESE PEOPLE IN HERE
LAUGHING, AND PARTYING,
AND LIVING THE LIFE THEY LOVE,
AND LOVING THE LIFE THEY LIVE,
AND I CAN SEE
THAT YOU JUST CAN'T GET DOWN WITH THAT, CAN YOU?
NO, MOM, I CAN'T GET DOWN WITH THAT.
JUST...
GIVE ME THAT.
I'LL SEE YOU BOTH LATER.
KIT, I REALLY NEED HIM TO BE THERE TOMORROW
WHEN ROBERTA COLLIE SHOWS UP.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
OKAY?
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
I JUST NEED TO SLEEP IT OFF, OKAY?
HE'S SUCH AN ARROGANT LITTLE PRICK.
* I SAID THE LADY LOVES ME *
* THE GENTLEMAN'S ALL...WET **
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,
OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE
ACTING ALL WEIRD AND SILENT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DO I WANT?
I MEAN, YOU SAY
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND,
AND THEN YOU GOT ALL WEIRD AND JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND ON ME
BACK THERE.
I KNOW.
THAT WAS...
THAT WAS FUCKED UP.
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY OUTLAW GIRLFRIEND,
JENNY?
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?
DO YOU JUST WANT TO BE MY FUCK BUDDY ON THE ROAD?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WANT YOU TO GET UP AGAINST THE WALL.
GO ON.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT.
OPEN.
WOW.
TELL ME YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU.
YOU NEVER LET ME FUCK YOU.
NO.
I CAN'T.
I'M SORRY.
COME HERE.
COME ON.
TINA?
MM-HMM.
ARE YOU AWAKE?
MM-HMM.
I'M SCARED.
IT'S OKAY, BABY...
WHAT IF I CAN'T ADOPT HER?
WHAT IF I CAN'T FIND A JOB THAT I REALLY LOVE?
WHAT IF WE LOSE THE HOUSE?
I JUST... I FEEL LIKE...
I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER ANYTHING.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST ALL THE CHANGES, AND...
TINA?
HI, LITTLE FOXY BROWN.
YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE LIKE ME...
[DAVID]: YOU SEE?
SHE'S NOT LISTENING TO ANYTHING I SAY.
OH, I HEARD YOU.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE PROGESTERONE
TO HELP ME WITH THE CRAZIES,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BIGOTRY?
KIT, I THOUGHT WE AGREED.
I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE ARE GOING TO PUT THIS ALL BEHIND US
SO WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE
SO DAVID WILL HELP US OUT TODAY.
HI, BABY.
OH...
OKAY, SO TELL ME WHY I'M HERE.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU LADIES?
[BETTE]: UH, WELL...
DAVID...
DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
GO TO YOUR UNCLE DAVID FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
UM...
THERE'S A WOMAN COMING OVER
IN JUST A LITTLE WHILE,
AND WE WANTED HER TO SEE HOW GREAT YOU ARE WITH ANGELICA.
YOU MIND IF I ASK WHY?
SHE'S OUR ADOPTION CASEWORKER,
AND SHE'S MAKING HER SECOND HOME VISIT TODAY,
AND ONE OF HER BIG CONCERNS WAS WHETHER OR NOT--
[KNOCKING]
IS THAT HER ALREADY?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
ONE OF HER...
BIG CONCERNS WAS WHETHER OR NOT
ANGELICA HAD AN IMPORTANT MAN IN HER LIFE,
AND WE JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD REASSURE HER
TO LET HER SEE YOU WITH ANGELICA.
SO THAT SHE COULD SEE THAT YOU'RE ANGELICA'S MAIN MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
[KNOCKING]
HI, ROBERTA.
I SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT NOW.
OKAY.
LET US KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE HELP, MA'AM.
WE'RE JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE TOO KIND.
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T?
[TINA]: ROBERTA, YOU REMEMBER KIT PORTER,
BETTE'S SISTER,
AND THIS IS HER SON, DAVID, ANGELICA'S COUSIN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN GAY ADOPTION.
I THINK THAT A CHILD IS BEST RAISED
HAVING BOTH
A MOTHER AND A FATHER,
AND I THINK THAT SHE WILL SUFFER
LATER ON
IN THE ABSENCE
OF TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES,
SO I'M AFRAID
THAT IT WOULD BE HYPOCRITICAL OF ME
TO STAND HERE AND TO VOUCH FOR YOU...
ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL.
SORRY.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.
WELL...
I'M GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY
HAS PROPER RESPECT FOR THE GOVERNMENT.
[***]
THIS IS CALLED THE ULTIMATE PATRIOT ACT.
IT'S BY A GUERILLA GIRL.
I LOVE IT.
TINA HATES IT.
WHAT, SHE HATES THIS PIECE?
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
WE WANT THE WORK
TO ELICIT STRONG REACTIONS.
NOT FROM MY LIFE PARTNER.
I WANT MY PARTNER TO SUPPORT ME.
WHAT, UNCONDITIONALLY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WHY SHOULDN'T I EXPECT
THE PERSON THAT I'M CLOSEST TO IN THE WORLD
TO TRY TO SEE THINGS FROM MY POINT OF VIEW
INSTEAD OF CHALLENGING ME
AND QUESTIONING MY CONVICTIONS
ALL THE TIME?
I GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM THE WORLD AT LARGE.
ARE YOU AND TINA OKAY?
I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S HARD WITH A NEW BABY.
WE DON'T REALLY TALK ANYMORE.
WE JUST HAVE ARGUMENTS ABOUT MONEY,
AND ARGUMENTS ABOUT BABYSITTERS,
AND ARGUMENTS ABOUT BREAST-FEEDING SCHEDULES.
[SIGHS]
WE HAD THIS...
WE HAD THIS HIDEOUS MEETING
WITH THE ADOPTION SOCIAL WORKER
THIS MORNING.
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, JULIA.
YOU REALLY DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.
LOOK, I HAVE TWO OTHER PIECES THAT I CAN SHOW YOU.
HAVE YOU TALKED TO TINA?
MAYBE IF THE TWO OF YOU SAW SOMEONE TOGETHER...
WE'VE BEEN TO THERAPY.
WE'VE SEEN THREE DIFFERENT THERAPISTS
IN THREE YEARS, SO...
BETTE...
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MARK EPSTEIN?
IS HE AN ARTIST?
HE'S GIVING A TALK TONIGHT.
HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST,
BUT HE'S ALSO
AN EMINENT BUDDHIST PHILOSOPHER
AND AUTHOR.
OH, RIGHT.
HE WROTE THOUGHTS WITHOUT A THINKER.
I REMEMBER EVERYBODY WAS READING THAT
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK.
WELL, HE'S GOT A NEW BOOK.
IT'S CALLED OPEN TO DESIRE.
OPEN TO DESIRE?
I THOUGHT BUDDHISM WAS ABOUT FREEDOM FROM DESIRE.
I THOUGHT DESIRE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL OR SOMETHING.
MARK'S GOT A LOT TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT.
I THINK IT MIGHT RESONATE FOR YOU.
SHANE?
SHANE, COME OUT.
[LAUGHS]
COME ON OUT. LET ME SEE.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FIVE.
[GIGGLES]
I FEEL LIKE A PINATA.
YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO BE A PINATA,
BUT HOW ABOUT THE TOP OF A TRANNY WEDDING CAKE?
YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, BABY.
THAT WASN'T FUNNY, WAS IT?
LET ME SEE.
WELL...
IT'S OKAY.
OH, COME HERE. COME HERE.
DOES THIS HELP YOU AT ALL?
NO.
NO?
MM-MM.
YO QUIERO LAMER TE...
HASTA QUE TE VENGAS EN MI BOCA MIL VECES.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
MM...
"I'M GOING TO LICK YOU
"UNTIL YOU COME IN MY MOUTH
A THOUSAND TIMES."
OH...
WOW... WHAT ARE THESE?
OH.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE SHOES?
WHAT?
YOU CAN'T WEAR THOSE SHOES.
YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THEM.
NO. YES.
STAY HERE.
I'M GOING TO GET YOU A PAIR OF CHA-CHA HEELS.
[KNOCKING]
HI.
HI THERE. WHO ARE YOU?
ROLAND.
ARE YOU THE CLOWN?
I'M THE BIRTHDAY GIRL, ROLAND.
AND YES, YES, I'M THE CLOWN.
MOMMY, MOMMY!
THE CLOWN'S HERE!
OH, MY GOD.
JANE, YOU LOOK TAN BONITA.
LOOK, EVERYBODY.
HOLA, EVERYONE.
HOLA!
THIS IS CARMEN'S FRIEND, JANE.
SHE'S WEARING MY DRESS.
WHERE IS MARISELA?
SHOULDN'T SHE BE HERE
GETTING READY WITH THE REST OF US?
SHE'S PROBABLY OUTSIDE SMOKING CIGARETTES,
LIKE YOU DID
FOR YOUR QUINCEANERA.
AY, CALLATE.
CARMEN...
[CARMEN]: HUH?
YOUR MAMA WAS IN RICARDO LOPEZ'S CAR,
MAKING OUT WITH HIM,
UP UNTIL THE CHURCH WAS FILLED.
MAMITA.
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT STORY.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT WASN'T TRUE, MIJA.
SI, ES LA VERDAD.
[LAUGHS]
WAS CARMEN GOOD DURING HER QUINCEAN--
QUINCEANERA?
YEAH, QUINCEANERA.
SHE WAS AN ANGEL, ALWAYS.
CARMEN WAS THE NUNS' FAVORITE.
ISN'T THAT TRUE, CARMENCITA?
OKAY. IT'S JANE'S TURN NOW.
COME ON, JANE.
OH, MOM, NO--
NO, I-I-I... UM...
SUCH A PRETTY FACE.
I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
COME. COME.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
OOPS. YOU OKAY?
SIT.
JANE, YOUR HAIR IS A LITTLE UNEVEN.
YOU WANT ME TO CUT IT STRAIGHT?
NO!
I MEAN, NO, UM... THANK YOU...
I THINK...
OKAY, OKAY.
IT'S GOOD. THANKS.
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
GIRLS, UM...
I'M SORRY TO INTRUDE, BUT...
WE HAVE A BIT OF A DISASTER
ON OUR HANDS.
YEAH, THE FOOD IS DISGUSTING AND PEOPLE ARE STARVING.
WE'RE AWARE.
ACTUALLY, UM...
IT'S ALICE.
SHE WAS UNDER THE MISAPPREHENSION
THAT THIS WAS A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR HER.
OH, SHIT.
IT'S ALICE'S BIRTHDAY.
I FORGOT.
ME TOO.
[STRUMMING]
WHO DO YOU HAVE TO FUCK AROUND HERE
TO GET A BEER?
SORRY.
KIDDIE PARTY.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
IT'S TIME FOR CAKE.
CAKE TIME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THAT'S REALLY COOL.
WOW.
WELL... YEAH.
CAN I HAVE HER?
DO YOU WANT TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLE?
READY, BIRTHDAY GIRL?
READY?
[GUESTS CLAPPING]
[MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
JANE!
JANE...
THERE'S SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET.
THIS IS LUIS.
HELLO.
GO ON. DANCE.
DANCE.
WHAT'S UP, LUIS?
I LOVE HER.
WHO'S THAT?
I LOVE CARMEN.
I'VE LOVED HER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY.
SHE ONLY SEES ME AS A FRIEND.
MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO HER FOR ME.
MERCEDES SAYS YOU'RE HER BEST FRIEND.
YOU COULD TELL HER I LOVE HER
AND I'LL BE GOOD TO HER.
YOU KNOW, LUIS, UH...
MAYBE THESE FEELINGS YOU HAVE FOR CARMEN...
MAYBE THEY'RE NOT THE SAME FOR HER.
HI.
MIND IF I CUT IN?
OKAY.
ISN'T THIS A LITTLE RISKY?
AH, I DIDN'T TELL YOU
THAT IN THE LATINO CULTURE,
IT'S OKAY IF TWO GIRLS DANCE WITH EACH OTHER.
IT'S NOT EXACTLY QUEER.
YOU LEFT THAT PART OUT.
YES, I DID.
I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
YOU OWE ME.
I KNOW. THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGUS.
I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.
I, UH...
I RAN INTO AN EX OF MINE.
THAT MEANS THREE OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS
ARE NOW LESBIANS.
WOW.
THAT'S QUITE A RECORD.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I'M ATTRACTED TO WOMEN
WHO LIKE TO GO DOWN ON OTHER WOMEN.
UH, WE WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
OKAY.
UM, TINA AND I WERE THINKING
ABOUT HIRING A NANNY FOR ANGELICA,
JUST PART-TIME.
AND WE KNOW
THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR PART-TIME WORK.
AND WE JUST THINK
IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR ANGELICA
TO HAVE A MAN IN HER LIFE.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, SOMEBODY THAT SHE'S CLOSE TO.
A SCRATCHY FACE.
A FAMILIAR VOICE.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.
I'D BE HONORED.
GREAT. GREAT.
[ALICE]: THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THAT WAS AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND I DON'T THINK I THOUGHT OF DANA
FOR, LIKE, 47 MINUTES... KIND OF.
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
[GIGGLING]
OH, HOW WAS IT TODAY, BABY?
YOU'RE REALLY TIGHT.
I KNOW. GEORGE IS KICKING MY BUTT.
IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S LIKE HE WANTS ME TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
MORE THAN I DO.
HEY, WHAT...
WHAT DID DR. GRUBMAN SAY?
SHIT. FORGOT.
DANA, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO GET YOU THAT APPOINTMENT?
I HAD TO PROMISE TO CATER A PRIVATE DINNER
FOR HIM AND HIS WIFE
JUST TO GET YOU IN THERE BEFORE JUNE.
OH, NO.
AND YOU KNOW THAT AT 30
YOU SHOULD GO AND GET AN EXAM
ONCE A YEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT.
I KNOW. IT'S JUST...
I'M SORRY. I JUST...
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A MALE GYNO BEFORE.
I THINK IT'S WEIRD,
AND I JUST DON'T WANT SOME DUDE LOOKING UP MY WOODLE.
LOOKING UP YOUR WOODLE?
WELL, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO A LADY DOCTOR?
OKAY.
BUT JUST GO, OKAY?
YES.
I THINK BETTE AND TINA HAVE A LADY DOCTOR.
I'LL CALL HER TOMORROW, OKAY?
OKAY.
HMM. WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT'S BEAR NIGHT?
THIS'LL BE FUN.
COME ON.
* I KNOW THAT YOU CAME HERE TO BREAK MY HEART *
* ARE YOU REALLY THAT BLIND?
WOW. THIS IS GREAT.
* WHO'S MAKING WHO CRY?
* WHO'S SAYING GOODBYE?
* WHO'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY WITH A LOVE THAT WON'T DIE? *
* WHO'S LEAVING WHO NOW?
* WHO'S BRINGING WHO DOWN?
* I'M MOVING YOUR BABY
* WHILE YOU'RE STILL HANGING AROUND *
* HONEY, YOU CAN'T DENY
* WHO'S MAKING WHO CRY *
OKAY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN MY FAMILY
ADORES YOU.
MY MOTHER, SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVES YOU.
I LOVE THEM, TOO.
MM. YOU DO?
MM-HMM.
BUT I WONDER HOW MUCH THEY'D LOVE ME
IF THEY KNEW
I WAS FUCKING THEIR DAUGHTER.
OOH.
WELL, I WONDER
WHO'S GOING TO BE DOING THE FUCKING
TONIGHT,
BECAUSE YOU LOOKED PRETTY GIRLY
IN THAT DRESS YOU HAD ON.
WELL...
YOU LOOK A LITTLE GIRLY YOURSELF.
OH...
[SLINKY R&B PLAYING]
* STROLLIN' IN THE PARK
* WATCHIN' WINTER TURN TO SPRING *
* WALKIN' IN THE DARK
* WATCHIN' LOVERS DO THEIR THING *
* THAT'S THE TIME
* I FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE TO YOU *
* THAT'S THE TIME...
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
NO...
NO, NO, NO, DON'T ANSWER IT. DON'T ANSWER IT.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S LATE.
WHAT IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY?
NO, NO, NO.
HELLO?
HI, JENNY.
UH...
YEAH. ARE YOU-- ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I'M FINE.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T WORRY.
YEAH, WE'RE JUST...
WE'RE JUST TAKING OUR TIME.
WE'RE GOING TO BE THERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
UH-HUH.
OH, MY FRIEND MOIRA
DECIDED TO TAKE HER PICKUP TRUCK,
AND WE'RE DRIVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY NOW.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT?
MY GIRLFRIEND?
HANG ON.
EXCUSE ME. MOIRA.
ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND?
WE DON'T KNOW.
"IT'S NOT DESIRE THAT'S THE PROBLEM,"
ONE OF MY TEACHERS USED TO SAY.
"IT'S THAT YOUR DESIRES ARE TOO SMALL."
THIS SHIFT IN CONSCIOUSNESS
IS WHAT LINKS THE WORLDS OF ART, THERAPY, AND MEDITATION.
JAMES JOYCE DESCRIBED THE MENTAL POSTURE
REQUIRED TO APPRECIATE A WORK OF ART
AS "BEHOLDING."
"IF YOU PULL IT TOO CLOSE,
"IT BECOMES PORNOGRAPHY,
"AND IF YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF,
IT BECOMES CRITICISM."
[***]
[CHIMES]
[KEYS CLICKING]
* MY STUBBORN SKIN IS WEARING THIN *
* I BARED MY SOUL YOU WALTZED RIGHT IN *
* I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING
* AND YOU JUST MADE ME FEEL SO VERY *
* NAKED
* AND I DON'T REMEMBER
* HOW I LET MYSELF BECOME SO UNRAVELED *
* OOH, OOH, OOH
* I SPILLED MY GUTS ON YOUR BEST SHOES *
* YOU KEEP IT IN I LET IT LOOSE *
* IT'S ONLY LOVE
* THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE GETTING SO COMPLETELY *
* NAKED
* AND I DON'T REMEMBER
* HOW I LET MYSELF BECOME SO UNRAVELED *
* I'M NAKED
* PRETTY AS A HEARTACHE
* WAITING FOR MY SECOND SKIN
* TO SETTLE IN *
[***]
YEAH.