1 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,752 Says your source got religion while he was in the can. 2 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,990 -You trust him? -No. 3 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,070 Sharp, we're going to a church. 4 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,749 That's why I didn't bring a helicopter. 5 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,796 Everybody, get your hands up. 6 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,638 Now keep them up... 7 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,677 and say, "Hey!" 8 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,154 Say, "Oh!" 9 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,349 All right. Then go ahead. 10 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,753 We have learned from the three wise men... 11 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,999 The O'Jays... 12 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,355 Eddie, Walter, and the other guy... 13 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,433 that there is a train coming... 14 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,909 and it is a train of love. 15 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,553 Michael rowed his boat ashore. 16 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,950 Because he, too, wanted to get off that water and get on the train. 17 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,639 Had the ticket, 18 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,238 And l, too, want to be on that same train. 19 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,870 So I will see everyone next week. Hopefully. 20 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,077 Percy Stevens. What's it been? 21 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,833 Three to five years with time off for good behavior? 22 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,195 Sharp, how are you? 23 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,914 This is a church, all right? 24 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,798 A place that's sacred. And it shall remain untainted. 25 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,350 We're looking for an old cellmate of yours, Morgan Ball. You seen him? 26 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,112 He's a key witness in one of my cases. 27 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,590 Come on, man. I don't hang with that crowd anymore. 28 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,550 I am a prophet in a non-profit world. 29 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,319 Aren't you worried about him getting away? 30 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,752 I'm more worried about him having a heart attack. 31 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,034 You want me to call an ambulance for you? 32 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,555 Look, man, I don't even know why I'm running in the first place. 33 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:56,959 I'm on God's side now. 34 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,951 Give us the phone, Percy. 35 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,475 Man, why are you all treating me like I'm some little punk kid? 36 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,676 Besides, the Lord says: 37 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,638 "He who is without sin cast the first stone." 38 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,718 -What the hell is wrong with you? -It slipped. 39 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,316 Where's the damn phone at? 40 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,034 Holy cow! 41 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,478 It's a musical cow. Look at it. It's a miracle. 42 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,630 Like the parting of the Red Sea. 43 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,837 Or the time I saw Mike Tyson's face in a taco. 44 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,111 What is he doing? 45 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,678 No. I know he's not about to do that. Come on, man. 46 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,716 He gonna really put his hand up that cow? 47 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,758 You can't do that. It's against the cow's rights, man. 48 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,039 What's up with the.... 49 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,350 All the way.... In the hand.... 50 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,153 It's for you. 51 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,075 Hello. 52 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,959 Hey, Morgan. Calm down, man. 53 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,512 All units, stand by for the whereabouts of our friend Morgan Ball. 54 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,678 They're coming in. 55 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,789 Texas Rangers looking for Morgan Ball! Sure hope we don't have the wrong house! 56 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,199 Go to hell! 57 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,236 Morgan, don't run. 58 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,600 Eddie Zane, FBl. How the hell did that fire start? 59 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,193 I don't know. We heard some shots. 60 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,669 -Who's in there? -Sharp and Swanson. 61 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,954 Christ. 62 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,870 You know what's in those barrels, right? 63 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,349 One wrong shot and we could all go. 64 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,679 Look, Ball, you have three choices: 65 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,310 A: You could stay in this hellhole and burn to death. 66 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,275 B: You can come with us and testify against John Cortland. 67 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,952 A and B suck. 68 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,713 What about C? 69 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,036 C is my personal favorite. 70 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,193 Take it easy. 71 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,840 I'm sure there's a way we can work out this whole thing. 72 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,480 Seems like it's pretty well worked out to me. 73 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,869 I got money. Lots of money. 74 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,634 If you get me out of here, I'll make you both rich. 75 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,678 Look, see this key? It's yours. 76 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,716 Thank you. I'll put that in evidence. 77 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,759 Look, I can't testify. Cortland will kill me. It's a death sentence. 78 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,790 Let's go outside and talk it over. 79 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,757 You gotta be kidding me. 80 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,668 Nice job, Sharp. 81 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,479 What's that they say? "Texas Rangers always get their man"? 82 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,391 That's the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. 83 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,517 You both have funny hats and funny boots. Who can tell you apart? 84 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,397 -Long time, Eddie. -More than five years. 85 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,756 Margaret Swanson, Eddie Zane. He's with the Federal Bureau of Idiots. 86 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,116 I'd have become a Ranger if they said my partner would look like you. 87 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,272 If you were a Ranger, you'd have caught this bastard by yourself. 88 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,557 That's the beautiful thing about working for the federal government. 89 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,029 Other people do your grunt work for you. 90 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,558 -How's your daughter doing? -Real good. 91 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,517 Excuse me, I'm bleeding here. 92 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,988 Get down! 93 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,594 You're gonna be okay. 94 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,194 Just hang in there. EMT is on the way. 95 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,317 Oh, my God, you guys. It is so hot out there. 96 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,072 I'm so hot, I think I'm sweaty. 97 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,357 Oh, God. I need to get some air. 98 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,199 Oh, my God. You guys, come here. 99 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,112 -What? -Just come here. 100 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,157 Guys, come here. 101 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,991 I think this guy got mugged or something. 102 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,115 -What? -Where? 103 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,316 -Should we call the cops? -No. 104 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,354 I think this guy's coming to help him. 105 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,356 Once again, put it together,,, 106 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:26,070 for the lovely ladies of your Texas Longhorn cheer squad, 107 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,954 What the hell happened? 108 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,191 I heard a shot. I turned the corner, I got clipped. 109 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,628 -Did you get a good look at him? -No. 110 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,515 Hello. 111 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,318 -You okay? -I'm fine. 112 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,679 -I ordered for you. -Good. 113 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,716 -Medium rare, right? -Yeah. 114 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,359 How's school? 115 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,755 You know. The usual. 116 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,639 How's your mum? 117 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,756 I wouldn't really know. She and Keith took up scuba diving. 118 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:26,152 Anyway, she was cleaning the house and she wanted you to have these. 119 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,999 This is a beautiful picture of you and your mum there in little bathing suits. 120 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,991 Oh, there's that donkey. 121 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:43,675 I keep looking for a picture of you and me, but I guess I was always taking the pictures. 122 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,791 No, you were just never there. 123 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,629 Or that. 124 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:54,394 So, I'm applying to a few colleges. Rice, SMU and.... 125 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,475 Sharp. 126 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,752 Yeah, I'm on my way. 127 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,153 -Look, I've got to.... -Go. I get it. 128 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,235 Sorry. 129 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,069 I'm fine. 130 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,479 -Looks like you've been busy. -Yes, sir. 131 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,316 -Hell, ain't it? -Yes, sir. 132 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,397 They said you had some witnesses. 133 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,994 Yeah, they came waltzing in here about a half hour ago. 134 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,433 Said they saw the whole thing. 135 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,590 -Anybody else know about this? -No. 136 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,319 Can we keep it that way? I'm tired of being shot at. 137 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,594 You bet. 138 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,677 Who are your witnesses? 139 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,639 Cheerleaders. 140 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,070 You know, I think we could be on the news, 141 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,948 I'm not talking local, I'm thinking maybe Katie Couric or Oprah, 142 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,197 We shouldn't have come here, 143 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,634 I need to get to the library, 144 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,474 Now I'll never get my psych paper done, I'll just keep seeing his head explode, 145 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,039 Evie, remember what we said? 146 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,999 You got to breathe, Let air in, and now let that air out, okay? 147 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,078 I totally have a double chin. 148 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,229 I don't trust cops. 149 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,675 We shouldn't say anything till our lawyers get here. 150 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,228 We don't need lawyers, We didn't do anything, 151 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,357 Relax, everybody, We just came here to tell them what we saw, 152 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,396 -Do we have to? -Yes. 153 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,757 As cheerleaders, we're role models to the community at large. 154 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,638 If we don't do the right thing, how can we expect others to? 155 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,199 Now I'm gonna throw up. 156 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,714 I'm not gonna be staying here all night long. 157 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,429 Why don't we just tell these people that we need to reschedule for tomorrow? 158 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,875 Well, I can't do morning. I'm having my legs waxed. 159 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,518 I have a biochem lab at noon. 160 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,592 I'm good between 2:30 and 4:00. Would that work for everybody? 161 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,238 Don't work for me. 162 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,595 And who are you? 163 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,989 Roland Sharp, Texas Ranger. 164 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,958 Oh, my God. Do you know Derek Jeter? 165 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,396 No, he means the other Texas Rangers. You know, like the Lone Ranger. 166 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,313 He had that cool Indian friend. What was his name? 167 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,469 Tonto? 168 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,472 He was hot. Why don't guys wear loincloths anymore? 169 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,269 A Texas Ranger was shot this evening in connection to the murder you witnessed. 170 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,749 Anything you remember, no matter how insignificant... 171 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,070 may be of the utmost importance. 172 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,831 -Do you want a piece? -No, I do not. 173 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,478 -You don't like gum? -No. 174 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,348 Chewing gum is the most significant factor in the decline of Western civilization. 175 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,668 The decline of what? 176 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,513 When people chew gum, nobody can read their expressions. 177 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,113 Like with BOTOX. 178 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,428 I like an older man who knows what he wants. 179 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,634 All right. 180 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,356 We should so not get involved in this. 181 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,396 Oh, God, here she goes again. 182 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,755 -She do this a lot? -Whenever she gets nervous. 183 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,229 She drops, like, 10 pounds around finals. 184 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,231 Can anybody describe the perpetrator? 185 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,639 "Perpetrator"? 186 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,031 The bad man with the gun. 187 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,111 Actually, he was kind of cute. 188 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,318 Gross. He was a total skank. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a 4. 189 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,437 No, a ruthless killer's kind of sexy. I give him an 8. 190 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,159 Let's try to concentrate. How tall was he? 191 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,878 Average. Like, 5'10". 192 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,678 No way. 6'2" at least. 193 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,432 I thought he was kind of short. 194 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,078 What about his hair? 195 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,718 Definitely needs to rethink his cut. 196 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,396 -I mean the color of his hair. -It was dark. Almost black. 197 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,754 I thought it was blond. 198 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,229 -What? -This is bad. 199 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,112 Did he have any... 200 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,877 distinctive facial characteristics? 201 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,638 Sideburns? A moustache? 202 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,156 -There might've been a moustache. -No, definitely not. 203 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,794 Was I the only one who saw a goatee? 204 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,872 Look at these guys. 205 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,639 You guys, wait. 206 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,193 Wait. Looks like your ex-boyfriend, Brook Burton. 207 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,879 No, he doesn't. 208 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,919 Morning, Cap. 209 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,759 The Dixie Chicks here... 210 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,311 I looked at 5,759 mug shots last night. 211 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,119 Wee, Look at this bad boy, 212 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,555 He is yummy! 213 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,269 He's kind of a cross between the Unabomber and Mark Wahlberg, 214 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,997 I now know the hottie rating of every ex-convict... 215 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,196 in the western United States. 216 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,591 Been up all night, haven't learned a goddamn thing. 217 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,794 Please tell me this sweet thing is out on parole, 218 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,711 Look at him, He's fine, 219 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,789 Girl, good, 220 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:49,350 Oh, my God, you guys, I think this guy is in my poli- sci class, 221 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,950 They all said they could lD that feller if they saw him again. 222 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,114 That's a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you. 223 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,749 I know. 224 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,232 What do you think? 225 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,911 I don't know what to think. 226 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,518 I feel really... 227 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,515 old. 228 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,594 Excuse me, Captain. 229 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,719 The Governor's office just called. 230 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,355 Good. 231 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,596 Thanks for coming, fellas. 232 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,434 I'm getting phone calls from some daddies that are worried about their daughters. 233 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,397 They have good reason to be concerned, sir. 234 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,189 If Cortland finds out there are witnesses, he'll come after them sure as hell. 235 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,989 Gentlemen, I told those guys we'd take care of their daughters. Stay with them. 236 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,150 -Yes, sir. -Good luck, Roland. 237 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,112 Is the taller blond Anne or Barb? I can't remember their names. 238 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,713 -HE-BAT. -"He" what? 239 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,438 HE-BAT. It's a mnemonic device, son. 240 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,353 Heather, Evie, Barbara, Anne, Teresa. HE-BAT. 241 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,871 This is a plainclothes operation. 242 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,872 Take your hat off. Conceal your badge. Try to look normal. 243 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,953 Yes, sir. And I just want to say thank you for taking me along on this one, sir. 244 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,190 That's the third time today you've thanked me... 245 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,432 and I can honestly say at this point I feel the full brunt of your gratitude. 246 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,639 Thank you again, sir. 247 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,392 Get in the damn van. 248 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,793 You, move over. 249 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,551 You think you could turn some music on or something? 250 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,190 -Turn the motor off. -Problem, sir? 251 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,713 We don't have a secure cabin. 252 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,633 This vehicle will not move until all these ladies buckle up. 253 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,755 You're kidding, right? 254 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,231 One thing you'll learn about me is I do not kid, or jest, or joke, or jape... 255 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,709 or quip. 256 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,079 Looks like we're waiting on you, Teresa. 257 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,359 I saw that. 258 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,313 I saw that, too. 259 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,958 I see everything. 260 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,395 Mr. Cortland, do you expect any further charges to be filed against you? 261 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,358 Mr. Cortland, how do you feel about the verdict? 262 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,317 After failing to produce any evidence... 263 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,392 the government has dropped all charges against John W. Cortland. 264 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,040 Needless to say, my client is pleased with this outcome. 265 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,953 What about the murder of a key government witness last night? 266 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,396 If you'll excuse us, Mr. Cortland is anxious to get home to his family. 267 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,469 No further comment. 268 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,710 Are you denying any prior knowledge? 269 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,149 Zane. 270 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,152 It's me, I still don't have the money Ball stole from me, 271 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,674 And the shooter you brought in shot a Ranger, 272 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,751 I covered for him. The job got done. 273 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,752 Even shot myself in the arm, You're a free man, 274 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,150 Yeah, well, here's the thing. You left some witnesses. 275 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,197 Hey, pull up over here. 276 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:58,317 Now you listen here. You better start cleaning this mess up. 277 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,358 Already on it. 278 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,155 I got to shower. 279 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,437 Triple-lock all the doors, put magnetic contacts on all the windows. 280 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,794 I only want one port of entry. 281 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,555 Y'all can put your audio and visual stuff upstairs and downstairs. 282 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,519 I want you to check all the crawl spaces, if they got any, for outside access. 283 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,639 Put a tap on that telephone and a bunch of Barq's Root Beer in the refrigerator. 284 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,358 Where do you want your stuff at, sir? 285 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,590 On the couch in the front room, facing the door. 286 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,069 Yes, sir. Where do we bed down, sir? 287 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,154 With that bunch of scholars over there. 288 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,994 Have fun. 289 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,389 Ladies, if I might have y'all assemble in the living area. 290 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,710 Is my root beer in the refrigerator? 291 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,799 Root beer? No, sir. 292 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,757 Then why are you still here? 293 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,193 Antonio? Baby! Where are you? 294 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,118 -It's her boyfriend. -It's a very co-dependent relationship. 295 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,237 Well, at least I have a relationship. What do you have? Nothing. 296 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,039 Antonio. Teresa's gonna have to get back to you. 297 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,793 You couldn't possibly be talking about my mother because she's allergic to dogs. 298 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,031 -First rule: no cell phones. -What? 299 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,874 No pagers, no Palm Pilots and no e-mail. 300 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,033 And the telephone downstairs may be used in the event of emergencies only. 301 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,473 Give it up. 302 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,955 Send us back to the Stone Age, why don't you? 303 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,349 You don't understand what serious business this is. 304 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,637 In order for us to do our job, we're gonna need your cooperation... 305 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,836 and that means paying attention to what I say... 306 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,480 and doing what I ask you to do when I ask you to do it. 307 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,950 Furthermore, I'd appreciate it if you'd cover yourselves in our presence. 308 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,712 I realize how very proud you are... 309 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,758 of your tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications. 310 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,354 However, my colleagues and l do not need to see these. 311 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,634 Are there any questions? 312 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,473 I have one. Are you always such a dick? 313 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,438 Yes. There will be no guests in the house ever. 314 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,318 Nobody may leave the house without an escort. 315 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,833 But this is our house. 316 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,673 What about classes? I'm in an advanced pre-med program. 317 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,876 -I have a-- -4.0, we know. 318 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,748 Okay, guys. If I miss my biochem class, I'm gonna lose my scholarship. 319 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,432 There are five of y'all, three of us. 320 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,751 You'll have to pare your schedules down to the absolute essentials. 321 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,559 I'll skip all my classes for the greater good of the group. 322 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,039 Work it out amongst yourselves. 323 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,759 -What about dates? Barb's got two tonight. -Not anymore. 324 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,035 Hello! We've got a game on Saturday. 325 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,350 Don't even think about telling us we're not going. 326 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,714 You're not going. 327 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,028 Don't say it. 328 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:26,591 As captain of this squad, I must inform you that to stop us from cheerleading... 329 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,468 you're gonna have to pry the pom-poms from our cold, dead hands. 330 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,833 I'm all clear. 331 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,717 Come on, Asst. Cheerleading Coach Sharp, show me your spirit. 332 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,313 Where's your happy face? 333 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,152 This is my happy face. 334 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,355 Well, I think we're gonna have to turn that frown upside down. 335 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,350 Now this cannot be how you helped Florida State to the regional finals. 336 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,030 -Coach Beauregard? -Please, Binky. 337 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,394 Okay, Binky. 338 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,550 I specialize in strength and conditioning... 339 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,757 and I'm gonna leave the grinning and the smiling up to you. 340 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,628 Well, okey-dokey then. Assignment accepted. 341 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,194 Time-out,,, 342 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,475 Texas, 343 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,235 Gun! 344 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,315 A water gun, sir. 345 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,709 Please don't hurt me. It's just a joke. 346 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,468 Nice hit! 347 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,599 Check it out. 348 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,038 Howdy, neighbor. 349 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,631 I'm Jimmy from next door. 350 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,316 Just wanted to come by and welcome you to the building. 351 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,479 And, you know, if you need any weed or anything... 352 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,476 just come bang on my door. 353 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,031 That's good to know, Jimmy. 354 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,033 -You'll definitely be hearing from us. -Cool. 355 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,713 2200 hours. 356 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,313 HE-BAT is secure, 357 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,198 Roger that. We'll see y'all in the morning. 358 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,393 I don't sleep. 359 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,197 Isn't that your partner? 360 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,431 -Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital? -No. 361 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,554 I'm here. 362 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,956 Right. But she's been shot. 363 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,871 That's part of the job. 364 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,636 You ever kill anyone, Sharp? 365 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,399 Cold bastard probably doesn't even care. 366 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,351 Her middle name is Ellen. 367 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,589 A lot of the fellas weren't happy when the Rangers started recruiting women... 368 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,830 and I was sure enough one of them. 369 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,352 She changed my mind. 370 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,271 I also hear everything. 371 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,636 "The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars 372 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,711 "As daylight doth a lamp 373 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,030 "her eyes in heaven 374 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,350 "Would through the airy region stream so bright 375 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,876 "That birds would sing and think it were not night" 376 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,878 So your assignment is to write a five-page paper... 377 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,678 due a week from Friday... 378 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,797 describing the function of the recurrent imagery... 379 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,952 of light against darkness in Romeo and Juliet, 380 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,032 What does it mean? How does it mean it? 381 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,240 And is it possible that this play... 382 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,796 is more than just a teenage romance with a sad ending? 383 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,949 Miss Thompson. I want to see you in my office. Now. 384 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,390 -She'd like to see you. -What for? 385 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,913 I don't know. 386 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,957 Mr. Sharp. Come in. Have a seat. 387 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,357 So, I understand you're the new assistant cheerleading coach. 388 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,429 That's right. 389 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,431 May I ask what you were doing in my class? 390 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,593 That's the way we do things on our squad. If somebody's in the-- 391 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,671 Let me be blunt, Mr. Sharp. 392 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,752 Barb's cheerleading is interfering with her work. 393 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,197 And for the record, you should know I think cheerleading is stupid. 394 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,510 I couldn't agree with you more. 395 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,519 She downloaded this paper on plant imagery in Macbeth,,, 396 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,153 off the internet. 397 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,233 I know, because I wrote it 20 years ago when I was an undergraduate. 398 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,636 Must be a hell of a paper. 399 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,909 Yes, I thought it was pretty good. 400 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:14,792 But that is not the point. Plagiarism is simply not acceptable. 401 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,435 I've given Barb an F on that assignment. 402 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,195 If she wants to remain on the squad, or in the school, for that matter... 403 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,795 her next paper on Romeo and Juliet had better be wholly original. 404 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,552 I'll explain your position to Barb... 405 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,757 and make sure she understands it, explicitly. 406 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,359 Well, good. 407 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,909 Fine. 408 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,677 Okay, what's the big deal? Presidents don't write their speeches. 409 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,230 When you're President, you can be as lenient as you want to on plagiarism. 410 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,276 But wait. This play has five acts. 411 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,396 She can't expect me to read the whole thing. 412 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,948 It's all written in ye olde weird English anyway. 413 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,600 -Hey, Barb. -Hi, Scoot. 414 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,078 Besides, people think being a cheerleader is this nonstop party and everything... 415 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,957 but, you know, they're so wrong. 416 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,837 -Hey, Barb. -Hi, Chase. 417 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,310 Aside from all my games and my practices... 418 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,154 they still expect me to maintain this 2.0 average, and I can't do that. 419 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,832 You need to manage your time better. 420 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,117 Time? What time? I don't have any time. 421 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,475 -Hey, Barb. -Hi, Tim. 422 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,393 -Tom. -Shoot! Sorry. Tom. 423 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,074 I really liked him, too. 424 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,549 You got some admirers on this campus, don't you? 425 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,200 Don't be jealous. They're just silly boys. 426 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,078 We can stop this charade and run away together. 427 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,673 You got a paper to write. 428 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,320 I know. But if I write it myself, it'll just be stupid. 429 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,436 You don't know that because you haven't tried. 430 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,909 Cheating is a hell of a lot worse than being stupid. 431 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,278 Plagiarism is an academic crime. It is punishable by academic death. 432 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,069 What do you care anyway? 433 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,153 I wanna see you stay alive, academically, physically, and every other way. 434 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,956 -You like me, don't you? -No. 435 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,391 Guys, stand by one moment, 436 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,911 Sergeant, your pizza's here. 437 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,479 Roger that. 438 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,832 Set the pizza on the porch... 439 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,390 take two steps back, and place your hands behind your head. 440 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,389 What's the problem, dude? 441 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,199 If that pizza's hot, there won't be any problem. 442 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,232 -All right, what do I owe you? -$13.75. 443 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,759 Hey, do you live here with all these girls? 444 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,193 Temporarily. 445 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,231 Dude, you're my new hero. 446 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,550 Imagine what that means to me. 447 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,916 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 448 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,072 Without my phone, I am nothing, I am worthless. 449 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,555 I need to speak to my Antonio.... 450 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,436 -What is that? -The Carnivore. 451 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,471 Pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham, and olive loaf, all together in one savory pie. 452 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,399 With jalapeños. 453 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,557 -Want some? -Yes. No. 454 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,438 Extra-thick crust. 455 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,511 -I can't. I'm on the Zone. -What zone? 456 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,273 The proper combination of protein, fat, and carbohydrates. 457 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,998 This combination's proper as hell. 458 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,433 I'm a total Atkins girl. 459 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,748 I do Weight Watchers. 460 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,752 You'll probably blow all your daily points with just one bite. 461 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,231 This baby has one point and one point only, and that is tasting good. 462 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,712 I don't know why you girls are on a diet. You couldn't weigh any more than-- 463 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,713 Don't even go there. 464 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,189 No, there are some things we just don't discuss. 465 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,111 My daughter has a very healthy appetite. 466 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,589 Interesting. You never mentioned you had a daughter. 467 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,795 -What's her name? -Emma. 468 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,393 -How old is she? -Seventeen. 469 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,118 -ls she a cheerleader? -I hope not. 470 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,953 -What's her favorite band? -You got me. 471 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,393 How about her sign? 472 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,152 Is she sexually active? 473 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,992 -Hell, no. -She probably is. 474 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,674 68% of high-school students in Texas have had sex... 475 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,716 by the time they've reached the 12th grade. 476 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,836 Slightly higher than the national average. 477 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,319 Thank you for ruining my day. 478 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,597 I'll tell you one thing about this daughter you know nothing about. 479 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,559 She must be supremely messed up in the head from living in a house with you. 480 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,232 She lives with her mother. 481 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,753 Why did your marriage fall apart? 482 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,638 That's one of many things that you and I will never discuss. 483 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,632 You see, you clearly don't know how to speak to women. 484 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,315 I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to. 485 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,958 We need to establish this bathroom at the end of the hall... 486 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,871 is a 100% masculine bathroom. 487 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,999 From this moment on, it is off-limits to you people and your foolish undergarments. 488 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,753 -You want an egg-white omelet? -Does that mean no yolks? 489 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,068 -No yolks. -No, thanks. 490 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,878 -Want some kamut flakes? -What? 491 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,157 -Ancient grain. Tastes great with soymilk. -Soymilk. 492 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,754 -Who ate all my kamut flakes? -Not me. 493 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,799 What am l, the Organization to End World Hunger? 494 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,155 This is my cereal. 495 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,679 Why do you girls find it necessary to listen to this constant crap? 496 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,872 You don't like vagina music? 497 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,350 Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk? 498 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,874 -Vagina. -Whose? 499 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,115 -What did I tell y'all about wearing clothes? -Jog bras are clothes. 500 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,554 That's it. 501 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,355 That is it. 502 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,792 Just sign right there. 503 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,553 -Awful big unit for a house this size. -I get hot. 504 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,959 I hear you. 505 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,915 All right. You win, okay? We all agree to put on more clothes. 506 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,911 Now, can you please turn the temperature up? 507 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,639 That's a very mature decision and I'm proud of you girls. 508 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,790 But we should come to a common understanding... 509 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,792 the meaning, the definition of the word "more." 510 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,958 We thought you might say that. 511 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,109 Barb! 512 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,033 All righty. This is Courtney Ryan, my personal hero. 513 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,468 Like Courtney, we feel we should not be penalized for maximizing our assets. 514 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,791 However, we've all agreed to cover up... 515 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,992 these areas here... 516 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,992 and this area right here. 517 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,115 Good. 518 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,274 But what about these other problem areas? 519 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,269 Here... 520 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,189 here... 521 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,234 and here. 522 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,072 You're killing me. 523 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,394 Come here. 524 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,235 All right. We'll cave on the first two. 525 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,675 But we absolutely must maintain navel visibility. 526 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,751 We want to be realistic, not Amish. 527 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,671 -One inch on either side. -Three. 528 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,113 -Two. -Done. 529 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,956 These girls are a different kettle of worms, 530 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,838 Something just came up. I'll get back to you. 531 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,309 I need to speak to your witnesses. 532 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,752 Eddie, how's the arm? 533 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,752 Let's not change the subject. 534 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,273 There are no witnesses. 535 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,477 Even if there was, I couldn't let you talk to them. You know that. 536 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,028 Come on, Captain, we're on the same team here. 537 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,758 I think I can help. 538 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,912 At least let me talk to Sharp. That was him on the phone, right? 539 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,230 Sharp's in the field right now. 540 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,829 Right. 541 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,428 Your Ranger screwed up my whole case. 542 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,915 He blew up that lab and all the evidence in it. 543 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,673 Ball is dead and I got shot in the arm, for Christ's sake. 544 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:35,151 I need to speak to those witnesses. So I'm asking you again. Where are they? 545 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,554 This "One Riot, One Ranger" shit won't fly when I slap a subpoena on your desk. 546 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,471 My desk's already a mess. 547 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,757 One more piece of paper won't make me no never mind. 548 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,956 Circle the wagons if you want. This is a federal case. 549 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,080 -You learn quick. -Five years of college. 550 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,913 $13.75, right? Here's $14. Keep the change. 551 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,672 How's my favorite pep-squad leader? 552 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,795 What? 553 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,030 I said, how's my favorite pep-squad leader? 554 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,749 Not real peppy. Would somebody turn that music down? 555 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,715 Hang on, Cap. 556 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,791 Is there any more pizza left? 557 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,440 Somebody, please turn that music off! 558 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,033 Throw this away. 559 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,670 I cannot hear myself think. 560 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,995 Okay, as we involuntarily enter into this enforced period of silence... 561 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,753 can I ask if there's any medication you forgot to take... 562 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,831 or some I might recommend you should try? 563 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,036 Yes. Like take a chill pill. 564 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,912 I only need one witness. 565 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,149 Get out. 566 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,155 What's up, Cap? 567 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:21,516 It's a subpoena from your buddy Zane. The feds want our witnesses. 568 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,750 We're now officially in contempt, 569 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,719 Don't worry. If Cortland don't send somebody to kill them soon, I'll do it myself. 570 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,588 One other thing. I got this invoice here for an air conditioner. 571 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,832 $7,572.44. 572 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,035 Can you explain that to me? 573 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,951 I'll have to get back to you on that one. 574 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,519 Where do you think you're going? 575 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,830 To the Cactus Cafe. Asleep at the Wheel's playing. 576 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,957 Too many people. You know the rules. Nobody goes out after dark. 577 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,112 We're young, we're strong, and we're tired of being cooped up. 578 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,919 I haven't had phone sex with my boyfriend in almost a week. 579 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,149 I have oats to plow. 580 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,310 You got oats to sow, and it ain't gonna happen. 581 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,598 Like hell it's not. What's to stop me from walking out that door? The Tontos? 582 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,352 I eat men like that for breakfast. 583 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,910 And what, you? I'd like to see you try it, Mr. Ranger-man. 584 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,229 Come on. 585 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,280 Anybody else wanna go see Asleep at the Wheel? 586 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,591 You think he needs backup? 587 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,669 No. 588 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,391 I think he can handle it. 589 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,070 Let me guess, Clay. You're looking for Jimmy. 590 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,395 Totally. Dude, are you like a psychic or some kind of shit? 591 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,792 Some kind of shit. 592 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,353 The thing is... 593 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,993 Jimmy moved. 594 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,709 -Where to? -Travis County Jailhouse. 595 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,078 That ain't good. 596 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:17,198 Okay, a hairdo this phenomenal only happens twice a year. 597 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,598 Please. It really needs to be shared with the world. 598 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,478 -What if we have to go to the bathroom? -Go ahead. 599 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,158 You're evil, you know that? 600 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,435 Face it, girl. You're with me tonight. 601 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,158 We didn't ask for this. 602 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,913 We just went into the bathroom and saw a guy die. 603 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,788 We could've kept quiet, but we didn't. I feel like we're getting punished for it. 604 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,077 -Sorry, but you're not being punished. -Then let us out of here. 605 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,277 Even prisoners on death row get a little yard time. 606 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,637 -How about the mall? -Shopping with y'all? I don't think so. 607 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,995 -What about a movie? -Not in the mood. 608 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,629 As captain of the cheerleading squad, I demand that you take us someplace... 609 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,757 where you can protect us and we can have some fun. 610 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,758 Look who's skating! 611 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,790 Last time I was here, it was Emma's sixth birthday. She loved this place. 612 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,677 You don't speak to her much, do you? 613 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,478 I don't think Emma wants to talk to me. 614 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,348 Every girl wants to talk to her dad. She may act like she doesn't, but she does. 615 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,069 Everything I say around her is wrong. I've been wrong since she turned 11. 616 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,993 Maybe you're just not asking her the right questions. 617 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,548 First of all, never ask, "So how's school?" 618 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,837 Nope. Dumb question. It's too easy. Our brains just shut off. 619 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,754 And don't become her best friend. We have enough friends, thank you. 620 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,512 What do you wish you could say to her? 621 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,591 That I wish I could see her more... 622 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,717 and I'm sorry it didn't work out between her mother and me... 623 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,633 and it wasn't her fault, and stuff like that. 624 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,837 If my daddy told me them things, I'd be the happiest girl alive. 625 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,480 I haven't seen my dad since he left me nine years ago. 626 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,834 I'm sorry that happened to you. 627 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,559 You have a daughter and you love her. You should tell her. 628 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,950 Yeah, maybe you should take her skating again, because you know what? 629 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,076 You're getting pretty good. 630 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,833 I am getting the hang of it. 631 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:30,072 All right, we're going to let you go. Show us your funky groove. Come on, boy! 632 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,069 All right! Yes, sir! 633 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,830 -Are you okay? -That was bad. 634 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,433 Morning, Emma. 635 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,789 Mr. Zane? 636 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,871 Look at you, you're all grown up. 637 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,235 Yeah. Wow, it's been a long time. 638 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,355 Sure has. 639 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,475 What are you doing here? 640 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,154 I'm looking for your father. It's a professional matter. 641 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,037 You got any idea where I might find him? 642 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,350 No. He doesn't really tell me anything. 643 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,112 What happened to your arm? 644 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,794 It's just one of the hazards of the job. 645 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,480 You wouldn't happen to have a number on him, would you? 646 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,629 Is he in trouble? 647 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:15,792 No. It's just that I'm working on a case and I need his help. 648 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,632 If I need to get a hold of him... 649 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:21,508 I usually call dispatch and they patch me through on a restricted line. 650 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,716 -I'll give that a try then. -Okay. 651 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,870 -Good to see you again. -Bye. 652 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,878 Sharp, look here. 653 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,472 Remember that John Doe they pulled out of a rest stop last week? 654 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,552 Rifle from his trunk matches the bullet they dug out of Swanson. 655 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,234 Is this the fella y'all see shoot Morgan Ball? 656 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,438 No. The guy who shot Ball seemed a lot nicer. 657 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,033 And a lot less dead. 658 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,429 -It was like Ball knew him or something. -Knew him? 659 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,195 Yeah. If you're through playing detective, can you get us home so we can rest? 660 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,315 Nope. 661 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,719 -Please? -Come on. 662 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,069 Load up. 663 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,879 Yeah, I like that. That's where we're gonna kill them. 664 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,953 Remind me to take a collection right after that. 665 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,600 That's gonna be a good time to get the money. 666 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,194 Well, if it ain't Martin Luther Vandross. 667 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,556 Why don't you all take a break. Everybody go ahead, real quick. 668 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,598 This man's probably got a lot of sins he needs to confess. 669 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,398 Probably may have to exorcise him. 670 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,596 Y'all go about your business. 671 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,551 Can't you see I'm doing the Lord's business? 672 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,232 You know this guy? 673 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,792 I mean, that is.... 674 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,917 He got roughed up. That is pretty bad right there. 675 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,196 -ls he dead? -He way dead. 676 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,071 Yeah, I mean, looks like a guy that was in the can with me. 677 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,038 Think his name's Jack Carter. 678 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,314 He work for Cortland? 679 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,960 No. He was more of a freelance artist... 680 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,759 if you know what I'm saying. 681 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:11,035 Looks like Cortland hired a second shooter. Pull up Jack Carter, see what we got on him. 682 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,592 So, you girls are cheerleaders, huh? 683 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,238 Y'all recognize me? It's me, Percy. 684 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,039 Yeah. Percy "Pirouette"... 685 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,114 Stevens. 686 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,351 Class of '89. I was bad. I was a bad man. 687 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,237 Y'all think that's funny? I'm good. Okay. 688 00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,830 All right, you think that's funny? You wait one second. 689 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,037 "Ungawa, Texas got the power 690 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,236 "l said, yes" 691 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,069 Yeah, that was real fresh, Bobby Brown. 692 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,388 Oh, yeah? 693 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,717 Yeah, let me tell you something. 694 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,836 Now, I may have missed the '90s... 695 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,997 due to a previous engagement... 696 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,875 but back in my day, we brought it. 697 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,072 Oh, yeah. I'm talking real old school. 698 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,272 Not like that little tired crap you trot out to. 699 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,477 A-G-G-l-E. 700 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,392 What's that spell? 701 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,038 What's that smell? 702 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,229 Ladies. 703 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,596 -All set? -You bet. 704 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,912 "More power, more power more power to the hour 705 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,595 "More bounce, more bounce more bounce to the ounce" 706 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,874 Boring. 707 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,398 "Hot, now show us what you got" 708 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,432 Now that's old school. 709 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,315 Hello? 710 00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,435 -Hi, Emma, it's-- -Psych! 711 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,909 You got my machine, You know what to do, 712 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,390 Hey, Emma, it's your father. 713 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:07,509 Dad. 714 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,991 I was just calling to see how you're doing. 715 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,629 It's kind of hard to reach me right now. I'm working on a case. 716 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,757 You know, like I'm always doing. Just working on a case. 717 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,918 Anyway, I'd like to talk to you. So call me. You know how to reach me. 718 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,709 If you feel like it. There's no pressure or anything like that. 719 00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,154 You know. 720 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,318 -So I guess that's it. -Tell her you miss her. 721 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,117 Except, I miss you, baby. 722 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,713 Can I help you? 723 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,876 Teresa had a visit from her little friend. 724 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,349 What did I tell you people about visitors? 725 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,398 Not that kind of visitor. Her menses. 726 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,678 -The curse of Eve. The crimson tide. -I get it. 727 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,230 So, someone has to go shopping. Do you want me to go? 728 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,199 Holt, get over here, 729 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,271 I'm going out for some air, 730 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:17,151 Attention, Price check on register three, please, 731 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,511 Can't make up your mind? 732 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,153 Do I need the slim fit, the regular protection or the one with wings? 733 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,198 The ones with the wings. Definitely. 734 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,950 Cucumber-melon body spray. 735 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,315 Vanilla-smoothie bikini cream. 736 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,795 Sounds like a busy and painful night for your wife. 737 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,552 I'm divorced. These are for the girls. 738 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,677 The cheerleaders? You do their shopping for them? 739 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,034 You are a curious fella, Mr. Sharp. You gay? 740 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,509 No. Girls are all tied up, studying. 741 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,520 I volunteered to help out and pick up a few things. 742 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,398 Are you sleeping with any or possibly all of these girls? 743 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,469 No. 744 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,357 Wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night? 745 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,668 Negative. 746 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,477 -Negative? -It's not really possible, with work and all. 747 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,397 Well, okay, that plane just flew into the side of the mountain. 748 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,711 Call off the search, no survivors. Have a pleasant evening. 749 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,039 These yours? 750 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,390 -Yes. -You left them on the counter. 751 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,034 Thank you. 752 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,074 Thank you. 753 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,310 I think I made a mistake back there. 754 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,753 Didn't want the wings after all? 755 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,513 No. In regard to dinner. It's not that I don't want to. 756 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,114 It's hard for me to get away with my busy schedule... 757 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,998 as an assistant cheerleading coach. 758 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,791 This whole cheerleading thing must be a really tough racket. 759 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,438 You have no idea. 760 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,114 Anyway, I was thinking... 761 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,875 maybe you could come over to the house tomorrow and I'll fix dinner. 762 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,149 Okay. 763 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,552 -8:00? -Yeah, good. 764 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,275 By the way, I'm Molly. 765 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,959 I'm Roland. 766 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,033 You're not on the Zone or counting points or anything like that, are you? 767 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,629 No. 768 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,231 Is that the North Star? 769 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,112 No. I think that's an airplane. You see the way it's moving? 770 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,152 That's the North Star. 771 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,109 So that's where they've been keeping it. 772 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,674 Someday I want to do more than look at the stars. 773 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,876 I'm fixing to soar with them. 774 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,714 What, you mean, like an astronaut or something? 775 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:28,076 No, not exactly. Not a living one, at least. 776 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,835 They got this company out of Beaumont... 777 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,753 and they will launch your remains right out into outer space. 778 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,956 Really? I love shit like that. 779 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,349 -But how? -What they do is they park you-- 780 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,749 Holt, what the hell are you doing? 781 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,398 Contemplating the vastness of the universe, sir. 782 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,398 It's supposed to be red. Does this look like red to you? 783 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,438 Just shoot her, Sharp. You'd be doing her a favor. 784 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,149 -Where are Teresa and Anne? -I don't know. 785 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,593 You're lying. 786 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,150 -How do you know? -You broke eye contact. 787 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,390 It's a sign of stress and possible deception. 788 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,313 So is picking at your clothes. Stop picking at your clothes. 789 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,550 Look me in the eye and tell me where they're at. 790 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,551 Teresa and Antonio had a really big fight. 791 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,428 She had to blow off some steam, so they went to the Buffalo Billiards. 792 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,715 You stay here. 793 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,519 Don't be contemplating the universe with anybody. 794 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,638 Look, a native approaches. Avoid eye contact. 795 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,357 You guys are the cheerleaders, right? The ones with the calendar? 796 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,475 Nope. 797 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,552 Could have sworn you were June. June kicks ass. 798 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,312 Sorry, wrong girl. 799 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,757 Well, me and my buddies over there, we go to every game. 800 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,399 Have you seen us? 801 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,277 Yeah. 802 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,710 I thought I recognized you guys. 803 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:11,714 You guys were the ones getting really drunk going, "woo, woo," right? 804 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,870 -You saw us. -No. 805 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,551 Your school spirit sucks. 806 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,030 I'm captain of the cheer squad. Our school spirit kicks ass. 807 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,954 Yeah, and it's getting hit on by idiots like you that really sucks. 808 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,349 You're a sassy bitch. I like that. 809 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,750 -Get your hands-- -Hang on now. 810 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,477 Everybody cool off. We've had enough fun tonight. 811 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,239 Now I've had enough fun. 812 00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,791 Was that completely necessary? You could seriously injure a young man by doing that. 813 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,272 I should warn you. 814 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,273 I know karate. 815 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,431 You better know something. 816 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,717 Any of the rest of you boys here wanna play the winner? 817 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,951 We had the situation under control. 818 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,476 Yeah. We were about to go all Buffy on their gringo asses. 819 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,118 I brought you a pillow. 820 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,316 It's better than the ones you've been using. 821 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,358 Buckwheat hulls. It's good for neck support. 822 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,114 Thank you. 823 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,279 That was cool what you did for the girls. 824 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,633 It was cool. 825 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,157 That's one big honking bullet. 826 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,515 You fixing to send a monkey up in that thing? 827 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,353 That thing is a personnel suppressor deluxe. 828 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,712 Personnel suppressor? You mean killing? 829 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,670 Can't you just wound them or something? Shoot the gun out of their hand? 830 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,432 No, it's impossible. 831 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,599 You're not really the cheerleading type, are you? 832 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,989 For me, it's more penance than a passion. 833 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,311 Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt, I carry the pom-poms. 834 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,193 I don't know. 835 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,679 I guess it's the duality of man, you know? 836 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,956 "That Jungian thing, sir." 837 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,031 Matthew Modine, Full Metal Jacket, 838 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,271 Peace sign on one side of his helmet, "Born to Kill" on the other. 839 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,998 It's my favorite movie. 840 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,994 My favorite movie is The Sound of Music, 841 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,038 "What's in a name? 842 01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,439 "that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet" 843 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,598 I don't understand any of this. 844 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,195 Pretty simple, really. She's a Capulet, he's a Montague. 845 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,592 The two families have always hated each other and they always will hate each other. 846 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,911 -Why couldn't Shakespeare say it like that? -He could have. 847 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,753 But nobody would be talking about it 410 years later. 848 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,035 How do you know so much about Romeo and Juliet? 849 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,109 I read the play. 850 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,556 -Why would you read the play? -Molly's coming over for dinner tonight. 851 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,675 Who's Molly? 852 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,193 Professor McCarthy. 853 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,633 You call her Molly? 854 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,678 This whole house totally reeks. What is that smell? 855 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,479 Five Alarm Chili. It's my specialty. 856 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,434 You're putting meat into my lentil pot? 857 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,358 He's making dinner for Molly. 858 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,759 Who's Molly? 859 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,035 Professor McCarthy, intro to English Lit. 860 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:31,590 I had her last quarter. She's a babe. And this is what you're serving her? 861 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,999 It's his specialty. 862 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,399 My wife loved my chili. 863 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,835 Your wife left your gassy old ass. 864 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,388 -What's going on? -Sharp's got a date. 865 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,559 -What are you gonna wear? -Clothes. 866 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,676 -Pants, sport coat. -Not that butt-ugly thing. 867 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,795 I like that sport coat. 868 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,313 I grabbed everything I could find. 869 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,755 What comes first, astringent or exfoliating lotion? 870 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:54,875 I don't use that stuff. 871 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,871 You've got pores the size of manhole covers. 872 01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,919 And the ears, the nose. We better do something about all this hair. 873 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,070 You can use some bronzer. You need some color. 874 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,754 -I don't bronze. -You'll bronze, white boy. 875 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,549 I have been successfully grooming myself for longer than y'all have been alive. 876 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,676 Some things have changed since you were young. 877 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,990 We've discovered fire and the wheel. 878 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,878 She's right. If you wanna get over, you better listen to us. 879 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,109 I'm just having dinner. 880 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,636 Not looking like that you won't. Barb, can you do anything with the hair? 881 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,039 Shave it all off. 882 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,997 Go talk to her. Give me that. 883 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,039 Come on. I mean, it's never gonna work out between you and Sharp. 884 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,236 He's old enough to be your... 885 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:38,434 great-great-great-great grandfather. 886 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,999 And you have an opportunity to help him. You went to beauty school. 887 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,993 I flunked out. 888 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:46,589 I know. 889 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,713 But he doesn't know that. 890 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,636 "Natural-looking dramatic highlights... 891 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,598 "that enhance and brighten your natural hair color." 892 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,908 -Yes. -No. 893 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,555 Okay, let's focus on the conversation. How are you gonna get things rolling? 894 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,629 I don't know. 895 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,950 It's been a long time since I went out on a date. 896 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:31,112 That's okay. Look, just give us a little preview. 897 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:33,469 I'm her. 898 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:34,914 I come in. 899 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,309 Go. 900 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,675 Well, I'll start out by saying "hello." 901 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,318 No, I'll say "hi." 902 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,550 No, "hello" is better. I think. 903 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,551 I'll wait and see how I feel at the time. 904 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,108 Then I'll probably start out saying.... 905 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,751 Asking her if she ever.... 906 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,396 We'll start talking about.... 907 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,271 I'm in deep shit, ain't l? 908 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,154 Who knew you were such a babe? 909 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,231 Even if you didn't let us frost your tips. 910 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,958 You clean up pretty nice, Sergeant. 911 01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:14,554 -You're all that and then some. -Thank you. 912 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:17,108 Remember, a woman is like a horse. 913 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,272 She likes the guy on the saddle to have a tight grip on the reins. 914 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,591 Excuse me, a woman is not a horse. Just be yourself. 915 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,513 I'm not so sure being himself is going in the right direction. 916 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:30,115 Okay. Just be yourself, but not the you who you really are. 917 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,919 Be the you who you would be if you were somebody else. 918 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,719 -Somebody better. -That's what I mean. Somebody better. 919 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,597 -Maybe we ought to call this off. -Okay. 920 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,669 No! 921 01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,879 It's too late. Okay, just don't be the schizoid Sharp. 922 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,155 Be the Sharp who embraces life. 923 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,271 Now, don't worry. We'll be with you every step of the way. 924 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,995 Sgt. Holt provided us with a spare set of eyes and ears. 925 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,353 Can you hear me? 926 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,432 Can you hear me now? 927 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:03,511 -Out of here! -Sorry. 928 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:07,276 Just take these. 929 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,755 Get! 930 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,509 Hello. 931 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:21,989 Come in. 932 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,517 Tell her she looks nice. 933 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,753 You look nice. 934 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,309 Thank you. So do you. 935 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,079 Nifty jacket. 936 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,553 Give her the flowers. 937 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,198 Girls thought you might like those. 938 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:49,759 No, they were your idea. 939 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,549 They're my idea, but the girls thought you might like those. 940 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,512 Well, they were right. 941 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,232 -They're not here, are they? -No. 942 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,390 Good. That would have been a little awkward. 943 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,072 Yes, Real awkward, 944 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,633 Take the wine. 945 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,269 Take it, 946 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,431 I'll just go open this. 947 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,678 Where do you keep the corkscrew? 948 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:22,876 Left of the sink, top drawer. 949 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,429 Look. 950 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,512 Base to Ranger One, we've got a makeup check in the dining room. 951 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,717 -I repeat, makeup check in the dining room, -What does that mean? 952 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,678 It means she digs you, man. Now, loosen the hell up. 953 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,034 Thank you. 954 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,069 Root beer. 955 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,310 I gave up alcohol about 10 years ago. 956 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,630 Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh? 957 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:05,793 Hell, I loved myself when I drank. It was other people that had the problem. 958 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,429 He's a dork. 959 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,793 Well, why don't I put these in some water. 960 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,798 All right, look, you got a laugh. Now go to the table and light the candles. 961 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,110 No, that's such a lame move. 962 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,872 Candles are a total cliché, 963 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,394 What do you know about clichés? You've got a waterbed, 964 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,550 I say, light the candle. It's sexy. 965 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,679 He might as well pull out the bearskin rug and the disco ball, for God's sake, 966 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,159 I need confirmation. 967 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,312 Is lighting the candle a cool move or not a cool move? 968 01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,435 Fine. 969 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:42,633 All in favor of candles? 970 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,631 -Me. -Opposed? 971 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,118 Mission Control to Sharp. Light those candles. 972 01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:57,839 I don't know, 973 01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:02,596 So many of my colleagues just stick it out for the paycheck and the benefits, 974 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:05,355 Or, in my ex-husband's case... 975 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,637 for the endless supply of fresh, young co-eds. 976 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,509 Why would a man want to be with a girl when he can be with a woman? 977 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,872 Or in your case, with five girls. 978 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,832 What is your story? 979 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,596 My work became my mistress. 980 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,028 Before I knew it, that was all I had. 981 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,953 Willie Nelson. 982 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,231 Man after my own heart. 983 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,752 You want to dance? 984 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,950 So, what's really going on here? 985 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,229 Dancing. 986 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,476 No, I mean here. 987 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:23,553 What is a man like you doing in this house? 988 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,753 Well, it's... 989 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,911 a temporary assignment. 990 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:36,512 And I venture to guess it has nothing to do with cheerleading, does it? 991 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,079 Not much, no. 992 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,431 It's kind of complicated. 993 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,710 You want to go in the living room? 994 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:52,789 Yeah. 995 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:00,198 Gross. What are you gonna do, bag her on the couch? 996 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,440 Good night, Barb, Do your homework, 997 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,438 I can still see you. 998 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:22,552 You're killing me. 999 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,515 Hello? 1000 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:46,276 Hi, I'm returning a call from somebody named Evie. 1001 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:48,710 That's me, Is this Emma? 1002 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,434 Yeah. I'm sorry, do I know you? 1003 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,556 No. But I know your dad. 1004 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,434 I got your number from his cell phone. 1005 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,831 I hope you don't mind, but I'm doing this psych paper... 1006 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,912 and I was wondering if I could ask you some questions. 1007 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,031 -Yeah, okay, -Great, 1008 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,278 I have this Hex Rally tomorrow night,,, 1009 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,397 but I was wondering if we can get started tonight, 1010 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,271 Five, six, seven, eight. 1011 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,396 -This is-- -Terrible, I know. 1012 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,318 I was gonna say good. 1013 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,671 I'm proud of you. It's good. 1014 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,269 -What are y'all doing? -Getting pumped for Hex Rally. 1015 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,112 -We'll have to nix the Hex Rally. -What? 1016 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:52,192 No. There's no nixing the Hex. It must go on. 1017 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:54,271 You can't stop the Hex, Mr. Ranger-man. 1018 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,271 -It's bigger than all of us. -ls that right? 1019 01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:00,990 If we were doctors, we'd cure cancer. If we were nurses, we'd give people shots. 1020 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,114 If we were astronauts, we would do other things. 1021 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:09,313 But we're not. We're cheerleaders. And we're going to the Hex Rally. 1022 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,149 -You don't respect cheerleading, do you? -No. 1023 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,231 That's because you still don't get it. 1024 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,959 Samuel L. Jackson, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz... 1025 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,315 Calista Flockhart, Madonna and Halle Berry. 1026 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:23,393 Not to mention Franklin D. Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush... 1027 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:26,119 and the governor of our fair state, Rick Perry. 1028 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:27,315 All cheerleaders. 1029 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:31,359 See, you're a negative person, Sharp. Cheerleading is all about the positive. 1030 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:35,115 Our job is to inspire, support and electrify. 1031 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,077 Any fool can feel good when you're winning. 1032 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,754 But when you're down 27 points in the fourth quarter... 1033 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:43,037 that's when you got to ask yourself, "Who you gonna call?" 1034 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,791 I might call Halle Berry. 1035 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:33,433 Hey, Longhorns, Are we ready to take A&M to the mat? 1036 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,554 I don't think these guys can hear you, 1037 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,276 All right, well, now that we've put the hex on those Aggies,,, 1038 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,555 I want y'all to raise your flames up high,,, 1039 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,074 for someone who knows a thing or two about spirit, 1040 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:53,392 I am talking about Assistant Cheer Coach Roland Sharp, 1041 01:14:57,320 --> 01:14:58,912 What am I supposed to do with this? 1042 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,275 Inspire and electrify. Go! 1043 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:04,954 All right, 1044 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,314 Bring it. 1045 01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,593 This torch right here represents,,, 1046 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,269 the spirit burning deep within the heart,,, 1047 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,557 of each and every Longhorn that never can be extinguished, 1048 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,399 All right, 1049 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,389 All right, you're all here because,,, 1050 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,517 you want to see your Longhorns emerge victorious, 1051 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,837 You want to see them dominate the football field,,, 1052 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,993 and win the football game, 1053 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:46,076 Well, then it's up to each and every one of us to help them, 1054 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,037 We got to raise them up, 1055 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,316 We got to hoist them high,,, 1056 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,393 to put them on a platform of positivity, 1057 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,790 Any fool can feel good when you're winning, 1058 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,553 But when you're down 27 points in the fourth quarter,,, 1059 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,791 you got to ask yourself, "Who you gonna call?" 1060 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:06,794 I tell you who I'm going to call, and that's these ladies right here, 1061 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:09,952 They're the most spirited group of young ladies I've ever seen,,, 1062 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,953 or had a chance to get to know and had the privilege of coming in contact with, 1063 01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,634 Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! 1064 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,116 Okay, now can I get a witness? This man has got the spirit. 1065 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:40,192 Swear to God, I thought he was gonna start speaking in tongues. 1066 01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,271 What about "platform of positivity"? 1067 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,989 I was gonna do a cartwheel, but didn't want to steal the limelight. 1068 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,592 I think Sharp just made a joke. 1069 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:52,240 It's more of a jape or a jest, but still, it's progress. 1070 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,709 -Can we go to the party? -Negativo, baby. 1071 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,274 Please. When are you guys gonna get over yourselves? 1072 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,358 Nobody, I repeat, nobody is trying to kill us. 1073 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,069 Get out of this van, right now! Let's go. 1074 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,354 Come on. 1075 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:14,114 This thing is not working. 1076 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,312 -I'm stuck. -Let's go! 1077 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,391 I'm stuck! I can't get out! 1078 01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:21,474 Get down! 1079 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,433 Okay, maybe somebody is trying to kill us. 1080 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,550 How did they, like, find us? 1081 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,312 They looked for us. 1082 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,435 -What about Emma? -She doesn't know where I am. 1083 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:53,115 Yes, sir, she does. She called last night on the house phone. 1084 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,476 She was returning my call. 1085 01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,312 Was that a mistake? 1086 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,879 Get them upstairs. 1087 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,592 Come on, let's go. 1088 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,473 Come on, move. 1089 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:14,669 Hello? 1090 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,796 -Where you at? -I'm at home. 1091 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:17,949 Where's your mother? 1092 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:21,191 Dad, I told you. She and Keith went to Cancún for a couple of days. 1093 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,713 You don't have to check up on me, 1094 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,394 Your friend from the FBl is here. He told me everything. 1095 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,152 Let me talk to him. 1096 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,391 He wants to talk to you. 1097 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,431 Hey, Sharp. How are your witnesses doing? 1098 01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,555 Everyone safe? 1099 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,437 You're making a big mistake. 1100 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:40,399 Good. I was just telling Emma that a desperate guy is trying to cover a crime... 1101 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,631 and if he couldn't get to you, he might come looking for her. 1102 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,712 Don't worry. I'm here now, and everything's cool. 1103 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:50,032 Emma doll, is there any more coffee? 1104 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,156 -Sure, Mr. Zane. -Thank you. 1105 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,118 I'm a dead man, Sharp, 1106 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,031 I don't care about your witnesses anymore, 1107 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:04,112 All I want is the money Ball stole from Cortland, 1108 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,270 All right, the night you arrested Ball, you took a key from him, 1109 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:09,675 Yeah. 1110 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,876 Good. Here's what you're gonna do. 1111 01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:15,077 You go to the bank, take the money out of the safe deposit box,,, 1112 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:18,277 put the money in a duffle bag, get in your truck,,, 1113 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,916 and meet me in Eagle Pass near the border at 2:00 p.m. 1114 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:25,038 Only you, Sharp, No one else, 1115 01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:59,514 Put your keys in the bag and get out of the truck with the money. 1116 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,872 Bag on the ground. 1117 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:14,230 Put your weapon in the bag. 1118 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,316 Put your cell phone in the bag, get back in the truck... 1119 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,868 and handcuff yourself to the steering wheel. 1120 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:26,748 Don't try any tricks, Sharp. I will shoot her right here and now. 1121 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:59,676 Thanks, Roland. You're a good parent. 1122 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,432 Please board immediately, 1123 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,111 This is the last announcement,,, 1124 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:09,113 for the bus leaving for Laredo, Nuevo Laredo,,,, 1125 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,313 What the hell? 1126 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,314 -What are y'all doing here? -Barb's got a plan. 1127 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,913 Barb has a plan? 1128 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,519 You know what you're doing? 1129 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:30,114 I spent a year in juvenile detention for stealing cars. 1130 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,350 It was an educational experience. 1131 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,788 -How'd y'all get here? -Brand-new car. 1132 01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:24,840 I think I'm having the baby. 1133 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,514 I can't. 1134 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:32,878 Evie, get it together. I know you can do it. Just breathe. 1135 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,871 Come on. Breathe. Ready? 1136 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,672 Driver, stop the bus! My friend's having a baby! 1137 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:51,709 I did it! 1138 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,472 I have to get off el autobús! I have to have my baby in America! 1139 01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,712 I've got the bags. 1140 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,868 Whoa, that's my bag. 1141 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,874 -No, it's mine. -It's my bag. 1142 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:24,957 Hi, Emma. We're friends of your dad's, so just follow me, okay? 1143 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,871 Look, it's my bag, okay? 1144 01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,479 Drop the bag. 1145 01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,993 It's my bag! 1146 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,119 Drop the bag. 1147 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,519 -You okay? -Yeah. 1148 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,349 It's just like dismounting a stretch pyramid. 1149 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,078 Off the bus! 1150 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:54,554 You ready? 1151 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:55,988 One, two. 1152 01:23:58,240 --> 01:23:59,719 Move it! 1153 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,716 -Come on, Emma. -Are you guys serious? 1154 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:03,949 I'm a math major. 1155 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,189 Move it! 1156 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,116 You, too! Off the bus, now! 1157 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,190 -Come on, you can do it! -Jump! 1158 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,793 You all right? 1159 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:54,388 I'm fine. 1160 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,879 Halt, señor, 1161 01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:19,312 Eddie, there's doctors, air conditioning and three meals a day back in town. 1162 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,277 And I need you to testify. 1163 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:25,509 You're gonna have to kill me, Sharp. 1164 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:37,269 God! 1165 01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:39,195 Damn. 1166 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,838 Looking sharp, Sharp. 1167 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:17,517 I don't know. Maybe we should do another mask. 1168 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,513 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I almost forgot. 1169 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,229 Cute. 1170 01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:28,153 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. Damn it. 1171 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:31,957 The language! Hello, we're in a church. 1172 01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:35,913 Look at you. 1173 01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:40,477 Hey, you guys. Could you excuse us for a second? 1174 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,592 -Sure. -Yeah, okay. 1175 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,319 Don't be nervous. 1176 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:48,029 And Sharp, remember, inspire and electrify, okay? 1177 01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:49,759 See you. Great. 1178 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,676 I feel like a freak show in this dress. 1179 01:28:56,760 --> 01:28:59,911 Prettiest freak show I ever saw. Wait till they see you at Vassar. 1180 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,319 Actually... 1181 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:05,434 I was thinking of turning Vassar down and becoming a cheerleader. 1182 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,432 Dad, that was a joke. 1183 01:29:10,320 --> 01:29:12,834 A joke. That's why I'm laughing so hard. 1184 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,272 I love you, Daddy. 1185 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:27,597 I love you, too, baby. 1186 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:30,878 Dearly beloved... 1187 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,799 we are gathered here for this most... 1188 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:38,557 splendiferous and loquacious occasion... 1189 01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:42,998 to join this couple in holy matrimony. 1190 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:45,591 Now, Roland... 1191 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:49,989 do you promise to love this woman, and... 1192 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,672 before you answer, remember that.... 1193 01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,029 Percy! 1194 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,034 Get on with it. 1195 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:16,952 Sure, but of course. 1196 01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:19,512 -Well, do you? -I do. 1197 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,592 And, Molly... 1198 01:30:22,480 --> 01:30:24,914 radiant, beautiful Molly. 1199 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,718 Molly. Good Golly, Miss Molly. 1200 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:36,430 Do you promise to love Roland... 1201 01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:39,829 when he is odiferous... 1202 01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:42,710 indifferent, belligerent? 1203 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:43,995 I do. 1204 01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:46,552 -You do? -I do. 1205 01:30:48,160 --> 01:30:49,229 Well. 1206 01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:53,116 By the power vested in me in the state of Texas... 1207 01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,675 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1208 01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:57,591 You may kiss your bride. 1209 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:16,438 Come on, y'all, let's get this party started. 1210 01:31:57,760 --> 01:31:59,398 Who put this table here?