1 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:33,755 Eighty-six years of banging our heads against the big green wall... 2 00:00:33,896 --> 00:00:35,759 but we finally did it. 3 00:00:35,896 --> 00:00:39,328 That part you know. That part everybody knows. 4 00:00:39,463 --> 00:00:42,156 But I got a story you don't know. 5 00:00:42,296 --> 00:00:45,625 It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben. 6 00:00:45,763 --> 00:00:49,855 This is him, back in 1980, when he was a kid. 7 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,894 The little guy was going through a tough time. 8 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:56,689 His parents had just got divorced, and his mom dragged him up here to Boston... 9 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:58,693 where he didn't know nobody. 10 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:02,193 One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin 'around, " 11 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:05,126 and she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere... 12 00:01:05,264 --> 00:01:09,094 anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house. 13 00:01:09,231 --> 00:01:11,628 Uncle Carl didn't have any children of his own... 14 00:01:11,764 --> 00:01:15,196 so he wasn't exactly what you’d call "kid sawy. " 15 00:01:15,331 --> 00:01:18,229 I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I? 16 00:01:18,364 --> 00:01:22,194 Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here. 17 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,321 Carl wasn't the kind of uncle who was gonna take you to the circus... 18 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,862 or the zoo or a puppet show... 19 00:01:27,998 --> 00:01:31,055 but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid- 20 00:01:31,232 --> 00:01:34,994 The heart and soul of Boston, Fenway Park. 21 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:50,192 That was also the day I met Ben. 22 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:55,163 The pretty boy with the glasses? That's me, Al Waterman. I sell sponges. 23 00:01:55,299 --> 00:01:57,162 Now that's the Green Monster, kid. 24 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:58,889 - Monster? - Yep. 25 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:01,190 I taught the boy what I knew about the game... 26 00:02:01,366 --> 00:02:03,229 and Carl taught him what he knew. 27 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:07,321 Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for? 28 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:12,763 Dwight Evans parked a couple homers, the Sox won... 29 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:17,457 and by day's end, poor Ben had become one of God’s most pathetic creatures- 30 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,463 - a Red Sox fan. - Wow! 31 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,827 And that's where the story begins. 32 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:28,263 Careful, kid. They'll break your heart. 33 00:02:58,568 --> 00:03:02,193 You could have gone over right there. Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man. 34 00:03:02,335 --> 00:03:05,130 - Take off the training wheels. - Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay? 35 00:03:05,301 --> 00:03:07,164 So don't make me knock your teeth out. 36 00:03:07,301 --> 00:03:09,164 What are you doing? 37 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:11,630 Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone? 38 00:03:11,768 --> 00:03:13,892 We're conferencing Amanda. She's home sick. 39 00:03:14,035 --> 00:03:16,899 Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman. 40 00:03:17,035 --> 00:03:19,296 Can you turn it up, please? 41 00:03:29,536 --> 00:03:32,660 Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham. 42 00:03:32,803 --> 00:03:35,962 - Do you want me to go back? - Uh, no. Just toss some of it in my mouth. 43 00:03:36,102 --> 00:03:38,192 - And that teacher's here with those kids. - What? 44 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:40,664 That teacher you talked to on the phone, about coming in, having a tour. 45 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,666 Oh, oh, God, that's today? 46 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:45,200 - They're here. - Oh, no. 47 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:49,928 Okay, uh, just pretend that you’re me and take them around and- Hi. 48 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:53,059 - There they are. - Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone. 49 00:03:53,203 --> 00:03:56,828 - Nice to meet you. - Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you. 50 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,833 Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks. 51 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:01,231 Excuse me. 52 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:03,233 Can I get anyone something to drink? 53 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:06,029 Vodka martini, straight up. Three olives, please. 54 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:08,033 Hey, I asked you to behave. 55 00:04:08,171 --> 00:04:10,194 Uh, are you allowed to hit them? 56 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:12,995 Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him? 57 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:15,034 I'll hold him if you want. 58 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,967 - Maybe later. - Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey... 59 00:04:19,104 --> 00:04:21,296 I teach honors geometry, ninth grade. 60 00:04:21,438 --> 00:04:24,302 And every year I pick a few promising math students... 61 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,903 to meet someone who's pursued mathematics as an educational discipline... 62 00:04:27,037 --> 00:04:30,161 and has made practical use of that education. 63 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,462 So, thanks for having us. 64 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:36,067 All right, the client I'm working for right now... 65 00:04:36,204 --> 00:04:38,431 is this really cool company called Marquis Jet... 66 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:42,094 and they’re trying to figure out how to make renting private jets more affordable. 67 00:04:42,239 --> 00:04:45,228 Wow. Now that's the way to go. 68 00:04:45,405 --> 00:04:47,337 Yeah, and they're growing like crazy... 69 00:04:47,472 --> 00:04:49,562 so they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands. 70 00:04:49,738 --> 00:04:51,828 Now let me ask you guys a crazy question. 71 00:04:51,972 --> 00:04:54,233 Are any of you in the habit of looking at numbers- 72 00:04:54,372 --> 00:04:57,929 You know, addresses, license plates, phone numbers- and adding them up... 73 00:04:58,072 --> 00:05:01,595 and rearranging them in your head to make more interesting patterns? 74 00:05:01,739 --> 00:05:06,103 Oh, my God, she knows my secret shame. 75 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:10,762 Well, step into the light, my friend, because this is the church of numbers... 76 00:05:10,906 --> 00:05:12,838 and every day is Sunday. 77 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:18,106 - She was a major hottie. - Major? 78 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,172 - Colonel hottie. - Yeah, she went optic for you, Mr. Wrightman. 79 00:05:21,306 --> 00:05:24,272 - Optic? - Yeah, I saw her glance to the pants. 80 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,803 - No way. - Yeah. - What do you mean? 81 00:05:26,939 --> 00:05:30,427 - I mean she was totally- - No, no, not you. You. What did you mean? 82 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:33,596 Nothin', you know. 83 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:36,331 Well, come on, man. You saw her. 84 00:05:36,473 --> 00:05:40,768 What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league? 85 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:44,703 She is bringing some serious heat, man. I don't know if you got the bat speed. 86 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:49,602 Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese. 87 00:05:50,007 --> 00:05:53,598 Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports. 88 00:05:53,774 --> 00:05:56,706 - I put them on your desk, Lindsey. - Good lad. Keep me posted. 89 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:59,534 You got it. 90 00:05:59,674 --> 00:06:01,901 - Those kids were cute. - Which kids? 91 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:05,098 - The ones from earlier today. - Oh. Yeah. 92 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:08,604 Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know. 93 00:06:08,741 --> 00:06:12,434 The hours would be better. You get summers free. It's so much less competitive. 94 00:06:12,574 --> 00:06:15,563 - Oh, my God, Jack is leaving. - What? 95 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,571 Jack is leaving the company next summer. 96 00:06:20,308 --> 00:06:23,740 What that- So, do you think they're gonna bring someone in from the outside? 97 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:27,533 - I have- I don't know. - Or do you think they're gonna promote from within? 98 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:29,572 I thought you were becoming a teacher. 99 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:33,607 Low blood sugar. I didn't eat yet. 100 00:06:33,742 --> 00:06:35,332 Hi. 101 00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:37,565 Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt. 102 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:41,141 It sounded like you were involved with some major corporate hoo-ha. 103 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,764 Oh, well, there's a position about to open up... 104 00:06:43,909 --> 00:06:46,568 so it might get mildly murderous around here. 105 00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:49,231 Oh. Wha-Wha-Wha- I want your job! I'm the boss! 106 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,239 Wha-Wha- 107 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:56,172 Yes. So, um- 108 00:06:56,309 --> 00:07:00,071 Why am I here? Um- 109 00:07:00,243 --> 00:07:03,936 I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today. 110 00:07:04,077 --> 00:07:05,940 You know, they're really juiced. 111 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:09,134 Oh, thanks. They were- They were great. 112 00:07:09,277 --> 00:07:12,300 Well, you're welcome. Thank you. 113 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:20,037 So, is the conversation over? 114 00:07:20,177 --> 00:07:22,040 You mean 'cause neither of us are speaking? 115 00:07:22,177 --> 00:07:24,267 Yeah. 116 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,308 No. Yeah, I also- I came back because I just- 117 00:07:27,444 --> 00:07:31,376 I wanted to ask you if I could ask you out sometime. 118 00:07:31,544 --> 00:07:33,975 Socially. 119 00:07:34,111 --> 00:07:36,975 I won't be bringing the kids. 120 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:38,974 Oh! 121 00:07:40,777 --> 00:07:42,969 Uh- 122 00:07:43,111 --> 00:07:44,974 - Hike. - Get him! Get him! 123 00:07:48,578 --> 00:07:51,601 - Oh! - All right, good "D." Good "D." 124 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:57,677 I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class. 125 00:07:57,812 --> 00:08:01,505 - She said that? - No. I could see it on her face. 126 00:08:01,645 --> 00:08:04,167 - "Like I would really date a schoolteacher. " - Ouch. 127 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:07,334 Down, set, hike. 128 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:14,775 Yeah, go, go, go! 129 00:08:17,412 --> 00:08:21,105 Ben, what are you doing? It's two-hand touch. You were down back there. 130 00:08:21,246 --> 00:08:23,235 And back there and back there. 131 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:26,072 What's the matter with you? 132 00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:28,144 Come on, guys. 133 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:31,302 Sorry. Sorry, guys. 134 00:08:35,013 --> 00:08:37,342 All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one? 135 00:08:37,513 --> 00:08:40,104 He's not smart? He's not attractive? 136 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,246 He was. It's just, you know- 137 00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:48,209 - I don't know. It's hopeless. - Oh, boy, here we go. 138 00:08:48,347 --> 00:08:51,870 You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm about to turn 20-10... 139 00:08:52,013 --> 00:08:55,070 and the dating market is, shall we say, bearish. 140 00:08:55,213 --> 00:08:59,736 And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open. 141 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:02,711 Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories. 142 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:05,176 Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on. 143 00:09:14,681 --> 00:09:17,203 Maybe you should date a different kind of guy. 144 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:19,244 Why? What do you mean? 145 00:09:19,381 --> 00:09:24,245 Well, all the guys you date are sharp and competitive and successful. 146 00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:26,778 - It's like you’re dating yourself. - Ding, ding, ding. 147 00:09:27,982 --> 00:09:30,539 Wh-What's wrong with the schoolteacher? 148 00:09:30,681 --> 00:09:34,010 - Well- - He's a schoolteacher. 149 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:37,706 Which means he has a small... income. 150 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:42,280 All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on! 151 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:47,541 - Come on! - Die, you Nazi spin-bitch. 152 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:57,212 Hey! Go, run a post. Go! 153 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,272 Oh! 154 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:02,404 Who did that? 155 00:10:02,549 --> 00:10:05,606 That's it. You're coming with me, mister. 156 00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:07,976 What do you think, this is your own private playground? 157 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:09,979 Get in here. 158 00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:17,073 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 159 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,146 Go ahead. 160 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,545 Hey, Ben, are you going to watch the Celtics later? 161 00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,740 Uh, I don't know. 162 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:34,008 You know, there are other sports besides baseball. 163 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:37,844 I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs. 164 00:10:37,984 --> 00:10:41,575 Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the J. V. team this year? 165 00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:45,480 Why? You're doing a great job. I mean, you can’t just go by wins and losses. 166 00:10:45,618 --> 00:10:47,516 Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you. 167 00:10:47,651 --> 00:10:50,242 I think it's going good the way it is, you know? 168 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,280 You coach the team, and I help out whenever I can. 169 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:55,871 Then, if I don't make it or- 170 00:10:56,051 --> 00:10:58,812 Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks? 171 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:03,474 A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30." 172 00:11:05,985 --> 00:11:09,042 Come on, pull! 173 00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:11,844 So, do you think it'll be a problem that you’re more successful than him? 174 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:15,678 - Who says I am? - Well, I mean, at least financially. 175 00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:19,251 It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him. 176 00:11:19,385 --> 00:11:22,578 - He's a teacher. - Teaching's a cool thing. 177 00:11:22,719 --> 00:11:25,843 Yeah. Besides, why does everything in my life have to be a trophy? 178 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,951 - I mean, who am I trying to impress? - Hey, we're on your side. 179 00:11:29,119 --> 00:11:31,914 No, I know. It's just that I hate when people- 180 00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:34,779 - Ow! - Oopsie. 181 00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:54,510 Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me. 182 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:05,812 Oh, shit. Who is it? 183 00:12:05,953 --> 00:12:08,384 I -It's me. It's Ben. Your date? 184 00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:11,281 Oh, God, no. 185 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,409 Oh. 186 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:20,052 I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow. Go away. 187 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:22,448 Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? You okay? You in pain? 188 00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:27,110 I- ate at this new place. 189 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:29,312 I think- 190 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,317 Are you faking it? 'Cause we don't have to really do this if you don't- 191 00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,918 Mommy. 192 00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:54,411 Ernie, go away. 193 00:12:54,555 --> 00:12:56,952 Ernie, don't eat that! 194 00:12:57,089 --> 00:12:59,680 Oh, shit. 195 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:03,379 Uh- 196 00:13:03,523 --> 00:13:05,546 So, you wanna pull the plug on this thing or- 197 00:13:13,089 --> 00:13:16,521 All right, here we go. Come on. 198 00:13:16,656 --> 00:13:18,780 All right, we're almost there. 199 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,684 Okay. Okay. 200 00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:24,414 Now sit right here. Oh, God! 201 00:13:24,556 --> 00:13:27,317 All right. Okay. Here. Pick your head up. 202 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:29,752 Up. Okay, up. 203 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:34,287 Uh, all right. Um- 204 00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:37,253 Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown? 205 00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:39,854 In the top drawer. 206 00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:42,614 Top drawer. Okay. 207 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:45,312 All right, here we go. 208 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,819 Well, Wonder Woman’s been looking for these. 209 00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:50,820 I gotta call her. Let her know they're here. 210 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:58,079 - Okay. All right. I'll help you up. - Mm-mm. 211 00:13:58,224 --> 00:14:00,951 - Get up. - I'm sorry about this. 212 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,352 - Don't worry. Come on. Come on. - I'm so sorry. 213 00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:06,956 I'm gonna help you change, all right? I won't look. I promise. 214 00:14:07,091 --> 00:14:09,181 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 215 00:14:14,224 --> 00:14:17,156 Okay, I looked. 216 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,547 Let's get this on. 217 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,048 Get your arms through. 218 00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:37,418 Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. 219 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:39,683 There's nothing left to throw up, I promise. 220 00:14:39,826 --> 00:14:44,690 And if you do, here's Mr. Hamper. Okay? All right. 221 00:14:57,527 --> 00:15:00,118 Here. Drink this when you feel like you can, okay? 222 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,555 - Thank you. Thank you, Bill. - All right. 223 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,090 It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep. 224 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,817 - Hey. - Hi. 225 00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:06,654 How you feeling? 226 00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:12,523 Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter any pie-eating contests. 227 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:17,757 Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that? 228 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:23,624 Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. And, uh, really adorable. 229 00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:27,819 Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags. 230 00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:32,456 Well, thank you. 231 00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:35,027 I mean, you really, really went above and beyond. 232 00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:38,787 Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal. You were very ladylike. 233 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,793 Hardly any "chunk age. " 234 00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:49,059 - What's in the bag? - I got some, uh- 235 00:16:49,197 --> 00:16:51,685 I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up. 236 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,954 I knew you were going to wake up. In case you woke up in the middle of the night. 237 00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:58,994 Yeah? Anything good? 238 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,287 Uh, mostly animated pornography from Japan. 239 00:17:01,464 --> 00:17:04,691 And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick. 240 00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:07,058 Well, for me, it's Annie Hall. 241 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:10,594 - Wh-What did you say? - Annie Hall. 242 00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:14,094 Whoa, this is like- This is unbelievable. 243 00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:16,094 Road House. 244 00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:22,688 Are you feeling- Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds? 245 00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:24,729 Spooky. 246 00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:31,254 No, she cannot have my assistant. 247 00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:33,828 Because I trained Carrie. I like her. 248 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:38,057 Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person. 249 00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:43,153 Yes. Thank you. Okay, I'll speak to you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 250 00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:45,890 I'm really, really sorry. 251 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,725 Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. I just left you a pile of sauce. 252 00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:53,592 That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst. I eat off everybody's plate. 253 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:56,925 In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull. " 254 00:17:57,065 --> 00:17:59,360 Oh, hi, seagull. 255 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,291 Nice. 256 00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:07,194 No, really, I appreciate you being cool about the phone thing... 257 00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,559 because I once went on a date with this guy who got so angry I was on the phone... 258 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,324 that he grabbed it out of my hand, and he threw it in the fish tank. 259 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,931 I would never do that. 260 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:19,157 What are your pet peeves? What stresses you out? 261 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,822 - Mm, I got- - And I'm only asking... 262 00:18:21,966 --> 00:18:25,227 because frankly the men I meet are highly- 263 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,265 I date poodles basically. 264 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,298 And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally. 265 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,058 - Son of a- Stop ringing. - I got it. 266 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,063 Let me do it. Let me do it. 267 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,461 Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message? 268 00:18:39,634 --> 00:18:42,997 This is Ben. I'm her houseboy/sex slave. 269 00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:46,896 Okay. You betcha. Bye-bye. 270 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:49,124 Call your mother. 271 00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:54,190 Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you don't have a cell phone... 272 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,129 - a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing? - No. 273 00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:59,597 Well, what if some sudden crisis occurs... 274 00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:01,825 like your father has a heart attack or something? 275 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:04,832 - My father died two years ago. - Oh, I'm sorry. 276 00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:07,559 I just found out this morning, so it's been a rough 24 hours. 277 00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,758 You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. That's a good idea. 278 00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:12,800 - You're funny, Ben- - Wrightman. 279 00:19:12,935 --> 00:19:14,798 - Wrightman. Yeah. - Yeah. 280 00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:16,798 - You forgot my last name. - No, I just blanked. 281 00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:20,196 I know why you forgot. That's all right. I bet when you talk to your friends... 282 00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:22,960 you call me Ben the schoolteacher, am I right? 283 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,765 - Well? - That's okay. 284 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:29,868 What do you call me to your friends? 285 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:35,162 I call you Lindsey... 286 00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,893 the vomit girl, the puker, Pukey. 287 00:19:38,036 --> 00:19:40,263 Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?" 288 00:19:40,402 --> 00:19:43,731 "You wanna play video games or something?" I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. " 289 00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:46,334 That's horrible. 290 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:51,459 Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really. 291 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,903 - Hey, Lindsey! - Hi! 292 00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:11,400 - Hi. - Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher. 293 00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:13,400 Ian. Sarah. 294 00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:15,400 - Steve. Molly. - Oh, thanks for having me. 295 00:20:15,538 --> 00:20:18,197 - Robin and Chris. - Welcome aboard. 296 00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,030 Well, let's start the interrogation. 297 00:20:21,204 --> 00:20:23,067 No, no, it's not like that. 298 00:20:23,204 --> 00:20:25,692 Here. It's for the urine sample. 299 00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:29,530 Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes. 300 00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:31,728 Do you want to- 301 00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:33,734 Show him the house. 302 00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:45,831 - Lindsey, this Ben guy has got such a good vibe. - Good. 303 00:20:45,971 --> 00:20:48,459 - And he's nothing like the guys you usually date. - I know. 304 00:20:48,605 --> 00:20:52,128 - And how cute is he? - Yeah? Well, I'm really glad you guys feel this way... 305 00:20:52,305 --> 00:20:55,634 because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends. 306 00:20:55,772 --> 00:20:58,704 - No, no, no, I really think you've got something here. - Me too. 307 00:20:58,872 --> 00:21:02,770 Yeah, but... something's not quite right. 308 00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:05,269 - Robin. - No, no, he's great. 309 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:07,768 He is. I love him. He's a doll. 310 00:21:07,906 --> 00:21:10,428 - But he's not 22. - So? 311 00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:14,731 So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market? 312 00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:18,099 - Um- - Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet. 313 00:21:18,239 --> 00:21:20,602 Well, by now he should be with the wrong person. 314 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,638 How has he not been tranquilized and tagged? 315 00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,906 Let me get this straight. 316 00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:29,503 You got two season tickets behind the Red Sox dugout? 317 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,367 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. My uncle left them to me. - Behind the dugout? 318 00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:35,028 Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it. Fifteen feet away. 319 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:38,163 You can see right into it at a certain point. It's pretty awesome. 320 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,867 Let me ask you this. 321 00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:47,199 Do you find my wife attractive at all? 322 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,203 'Cause we could work something out. 323 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:55,703 Well, do you? 324 00:21:55,841 --> 00:21:59,273 You know what you need to do? You need to go to his apartment and go through his things. 325 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:02,134 You need to go through his closets, sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer. 326 00:22:02,307 --> 00:22:04,829 And what exactly am I looking for? 327 00:22:05,008 --> 00:22:07,473 Anything that explains why he’s still single. 328 00:22:07,641 --> 00:22:09,833 My company can run a credit check on him. 329 00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:12,132 You know, he could be a deadbeat dad. 330 00:22:12,275 --> 00:22:15,139 This is an insane asylum. 331 00:22:15,275 --> 00:22:20,401 So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game- 332 00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:24,701 I was there. I was 10 feet away from him. 333 00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:30,206 Old men crying. Tears. 334 00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:32,670 Tough old guys. 335 00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:35,865 I even started to lose it, you know. 336 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,405 I got a program. I could show you. 337 00:22:39,742 --> 00:22:43,265 If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her. 338 00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:45,567 Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with? 339 00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:49,766 - Uh, sort of. Why? - Terry what’s-his-name? 340 00:22:49,909 --> 00:22:52,670 We all thought he was great too. 341 00:22:52,809 --> 00:22:55,274 - Well, what happened? - Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and- 342 00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:57,533 Shh. My story. Stand by. 343 00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:00,164 She's at his place. He's in the shower. 344 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:04,105 She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds. 345 00:23:04,243 --> 00:23:06,232 Oh, I don't know. What'd she find? 346 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:10,569 Two large plastic bags containing all of the hair and nail clippings... 347 00:23:10,709 --> 00:23:12,698 from his entire life. 348 00:23:12,876 --> 00:23:14,739 Eww! 349 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:17,103 - Eww! - That's a true story. 350 00:23:17,243 --> 00:23:20,038 I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single. 351 00:25:17,748 --> 00:25:19,975 - Come on! - I promised him we'd wait. 352 00:25:20,147 --> 00:25:23,670 - We're always waiting for him. - I gave him my word. 353 00:25:23,848 --> 00:25:26,040 You guys wait? 354 00:25:26,182 --> 00:25:28,045 - Yeah. - Come on, man. 355 00:25:28,182 --> 00:25:30,045 - Did anyone die because you’re here? - No, no, no. 356 00:25:30,182 --> 00:25:32,374 I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me. 357 00:25:32,514 --> 00:25:34,377 All right, are you ready? 358 00:25:34,515 --> 00:25:38,106 Hey, come on! God. 359 00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:54,779 A new season. 360 00:25:54,916 --> 00:25:58,939 A clean slate. 361 00:25:59,116 --> 00:26:00,979 Yep, this smells like the year. 362 00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:11,245 - Hey, you wanna know something? - What? 363 00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:15,475 - I like you. - I like you. 364 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:20,048 No, I mean, I really like you. I even wrote down a list of all the things I like about you. 365 00:26:20,183 --> 00:26:22,307 You made a list? 366 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:25,937 Yeah. I don't have it with me, but I can remember it. 367 00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:29,514 I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts. 368 00:26:29,683 --> 00:26:34,115 Uh, number seven: I like that you drink in the afternoon. 369 00:26:34,284 --> 00:26:38,909 Number eight: I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit. 370 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:41,607 And it's like- it's like an adorable stroke victim. 371 00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:44,114 I do? 372 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,647 No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine. 373 00:26:47,784 --> 00:26:50,511 You know, when you're getting ready in the mirror, just when you're about finished... 374 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,514 you go like- 375 00:26:52,651 --> 00:26:56,481 It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh- 376 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:59,276 - Hey, when's your break? - Hmm? 377 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,644 - For your school vacation. When do you get off? - End of March. 378 00:27:02,817 --> 00:27:05,180 - That's when you're in Baltimore, right? - Yeah. 379 00:27:05,318 --> 00:27:10,341 Well, it's a really big deal in my family, because it's my dad's birthday and Easter... 380 00:27:10,485 --> 00:27:13,110 and my sister's anniversary all in the same week. 381 00:27:13,251 --> 00:27:15,614 - A cluster. - Yeah. Uh- 382 00:27:15,752 --> 00:27:19,309 So, uh, how would you like to come? 383 00:27:21,818 --> 00:27:24,181 Ooh, too fast? Too serious? 384 00:27:24,319 --> 00:27:26,511 No, why? Did I look like I was just- 385 00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:28,810 - You were a little. - No, 'cause- 386 00:27:28,952 --> 00:27:31,440 No, I-I made- I have a previous commitment. 387 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:35,050 - Oh, plans? - Yeah, yeah. 388 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:37,684 Um, see, I didn't tell you about it, 'cause I knew you were gonna be away. 389 00:27:37,852 --> 00:27:42,443 I figured it wouldn't matter, but every year during Easter vacation... 390 00:27:42,586 --> 00:27:47,382 uh, me and my friends, we go down to Florida. 391 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:52,974 You and your buddies go down to Florida for spring break? At your age? 392 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,915 No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox. 393 00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:58,314 Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox? 394 00:27:58,453 --> 00:28:00,419 Are you allowed to do that? 395 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,645 Well, we don't actually- We watch the games. 396 00:28:03,786 --> 00:28:05,649 Aren't those just practice games? 397 00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:08,148 Yeah, yeah, but there's more to it than that. 398 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,684 We scout the players. We-We say which players they should keep... 399 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:14,718 - which they should get rid of. - And the Red Sox ask your opinion? 400 00:28:15,854 --> 00:28:17,717 Well, not yet. 401 00:28:17,854 --> 00:28:21,047 But if they ever do, uh- 402 00:28:21,188 --> 00:28:24,086 Okay, I've been avoiding this. 403 00:28:26,754 --> 00:28:29,584 There's something you don't know about me. 404 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,015 Oh, God, here comes the bag of hair. 405 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:40,282 The thing is, uh, I am a Red Sox fan. 406 00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:45,512 - Yeah? - No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan. 407 00:28:45,688 --> 00:28:48,552 I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment... 408 00:28:48,688 --> 00:28:54,120 and seen the Red Sox dish towels and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper. 409 00:28:54,255 --> 00:28:57,550 - It's like you live in a gift shop. - It's worse. 410 00:29:00,455 --> 00:29:02,444 See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey... 411 00:29:02,589 --> 00:29:04,555 and I didn't have any friends or anything... 412 00:29:04,689 --> 00:29:06,779 so my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park. 413 00:29:09,055 --> 00:29:11,953 I just- I got lost in the game. 414 00:29:12,122 --> 00:29:14,417 I mean, the ballpark and the people. 415 00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:16,816 The color, the sounds. 416 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:18,854 The smells. 417 00:29:21,056 --> 00:29:23,079 And then he got cancer and he died. 418 00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:25,984 He left me his season tickets. 419 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:27,986 And it's a passion. 420 00:29:28,123 --> 00:29:32,987 I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life. 421 00:29:33,123 --> 00:29:37,146 And it's been a problem with me and women. 422 00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:39,687 Oh, ah, I know those women. 423 00:29:39,823 --> 00:29:43,619 The "pay attention to me" and "why aren’t you talking to me?" 424 00:29:43,757 --> 00:29:47,950 - Yeah. Exactly. - God, those women are so pathetic. 425 00:29:48,124 --> 00:29:50,988 Yeah, it's like, "What are you getting so worked up for? 426 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,612 - I mean, you're not even doing it, you're watching it. " - Yeah. 427 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:57,278 It's like, "Hey, how about sometimes I like to be 11 years old. " 428 00:29:57,424 --> 00:30:01,083 - Yeah. - I like being part of something that's bigger than me-than I. 429 00:30:01,224 --> 00:30:04,213 It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control. 430 00:30:04,357 --> 00:30:07,050 You're a romantic. 431 00:30:07,191 --> 00:30:09,349 Hmm? 432 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:14,219 You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions. 433 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:17,948 I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah. 434 00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:21,613 Yeah, I guess so. Hey, uh- 435 00:30:24,358 --> 00:30:26,983 You took a really big chance inviting me to meet your family. 436 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,887 Now I'm gonna take a chance. A big one. 437 00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:44,890 Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me? 438 00:30:47,392 --> 00:30:50,222 Yes. 439 00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:52,222 Yes. Yes! 440 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,756 You hear that? She said yes! 441 00:30:54,892 --> 00:30:56,858 Mary, look. Merry Christmas. 442 00:30:57,026 --> 00:30:59,389 Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz- 443 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:02,458 We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going. 444 00:31:02,593 --> 00:31:02,683 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! 445 00:31:05,726 --> 00:31:08,850 What did Dad do to his hair? 446 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,720 - I can't even look at him. - I know. 447 00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:13,950 How could you let him? 448 00:31:14,093 --> 00:31:17,991 He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone. 449 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:21,218 He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good. 450 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:27,784 Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna- 451 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,323 Stop it! Out! 452 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:34,789 Outside! Out. 453 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,791 I don't know what's with him lately. 454 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,917 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called. 455 00:31:40,061 --> 00:31:41,924 - And they're on their way. - Okay. 456 00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:43,993 Good. 457 00:31:47,128 --> 00:31:51,220 He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it? 458 00:31:51,361 --> 00:31:54,122 He fanned me with a magazine for four years when I was going through menopause. 459 00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:57,091 I can put up with this. 460 00:31:57,228 --> 00:32:01,217 Go back in and talk to him. He misses you. 461 00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:04,986 Okay. One more. 462 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:12,027 Yeah, but do you see him ever playing in a Yankee uniform? 463 00:32:12,162 --> 00:32:13,388 - Hi. - Hey, kiddo. 464 00:32:13,528 --> 00:32:15,391 - Want a cookie? - No, thanks. 465 00:32:17,528 --> 00:32:21,187 - Your mama says you've been busy. - Ooh. 466 00:32:21,329 --> 00:32:24,954 No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone. 467 00:32:25,095 --> 00:32:27,686 - Hey, is this about the Red Sox? - Yeah. 468 00:32:27,828 --> 00:32:30,760 That next year is the year. 469 00:32:30,896 --> 00:32:33,361 Steve Levy is in Fort Myers with some of the members of the set... 470 00:32:33,529 --> 00:32:36,461 known as Red Sox Nation. 471 00:32:36,596 --> 00:32:39,789 Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same. 472 00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:43,453 - When the calendar page flips to March- - Are you interested? 473 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:45,686 No, I just, you know- 474 00:32:45,829 --> 00:32:49,921 I mean, I have a friend who is interested. 475 00:32:50,063 --> 00:32:52,392 Oh, the schoolteacher. 476 00:32:53,796 --> 00:32:56,227 When are we gonna meet this future breakup? 477 00:32:56,363 --> 00:32:59,227 Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging. 478 00:32:59,363 --> 00:33:02,124 Well, I thought you would have brought him with you. 479 00:33:02,263 --> 00:33:06,093 Well, you know, he wanted to come. 480 00:33:06,263 --> 00:33:10,752 It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know. 481 00:33:10,931 --> 00:33:13,488 And it's very important to him every- 482 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:17,823 The Sox are right there! The Sox are right there! 483 00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:21,794 Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life? 484 00:33:21,931 --> 00:33:24,658 I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing. 485 00:33:24,797 --> 00:33:28,559 I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years. 486 00:33:28,698 --> 00:33:32,061 I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby! 487 00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:35,062 Do you have a job? Do you work for a living? 488 00:33:35,198 --> 00:33:37,663 Of course I do. Yeah, I'm a teacher. I mold young minds. 489 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,991 - Can you help these guys out? - Can you believe this asshole? 490 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:51,560 29th of May, Seattle, all right? 491 00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:53,597 You know what? I gave it to the lady down at the bakery. 492 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:56,391 Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man. 493 00:33:56,532 --> 00:34:00,294 We're only on May. We've been here for four hours. Let's try to speed this up. 494 00:34:00,432 --> 00:34:02,954 30th of May, we're still at Seattle. Who wants a Sunday game? 495 00:34:03,099 --> 00:34:05,122 These guys can have whatever games they want. 496 00:34:05,265 --> 00:34:07,163 All I ask for is the first Yankee game. 497 00:34:07,299 --> 00:34:10,696 You went to six Yankee games last season, you selfish pig bastard. 498 00:34:10,832 --> 00:34:13,161 You got to go to every great game. Lowe's no-hitter. 499 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:16,730 Your mother's hysterectomy? I put her out for free, remember? 500 00:34:16,899 --> 00:34:20,854 - She had insurance for that. - Attention, morons. 501 00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:24,931 - You went last year. - You guys want Yankee tickets? You wanna talk Yankee tickets? 502 00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,326 - Yes. - Really. 503 00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:29,261 Okay, well, I wanna see you dance for me. 504 00:34:31,934 --> 00:34:33,797 You don't wanna dance? I don't wanna embarrass you. 505 00:34:33,934 --> 00:34:36,456 I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go. 506 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,997 I’ll go talk to some kids in the street. I see a little bit there. That's pretty nice. 507 00:34:40,134 --> 00:34:42,725 That's it. The doctor is giving me something. 508 00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:45,662 The doctor is giving me some magic tapping there. 509 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,424 Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's- Oh! 510 00:34:48,601 --> 00:34:51,964 Al I right, Little League, you wanna go? You want some of this? 511 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,292 - How's this, Ben? This is dancing for tickets. - I'm dancing, Ben. 512 00:34:54,434 --> 00:34:56,297 - Troy, sit on the beanbag, please. - Hey, I started, Ben. 513 00:34:56,434 --> 00:35:00,127 Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh? 514 00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,789 - This is worth tickets. - I'm not dancing. This is totally stupid, man. 515 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:05,662 Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh? 516 00:35:09,434 --> 00:35:11,922 You are on a total power trip, you know that, man? 517 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:15,397 - This is totally ridiculous, man. - I was dancing first, remember? 518 00:35:15,535 --> 00:35:18,092 You said dance, I started dancing. 519 00:35:18,268 --> 00:35:21,597 You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay? 520 00:35:21,735 --> 00:35:24,166 That's Devil Ray. I'm talking about Yankee dancing. 521 00:35:24,302 --> 00:35:28,200 That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, get into it. Yeah! How bad do you want it? 522 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,892 Yeah, that's nice. I love it. Come on in. 523 00:35:31,036 --> 00:35:34,195 That's it! Come on! Whoo! 524 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,793 That's right. I'm- 525 00:35:42,936 --> 00:35:45,663 Hey, what are you doing here? 526 00:35:45,802 --> 00:35:47,960 I thought you weren't coming in until tomorrow. You look fantastic. 527 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:50,226 - I got in last night. - You know Troy, Kevin and Gerard. 528 00:35:50,369 --> 00:35:53,164 - Everyone else, this is Lindsey. - Hi. 529 00:35:53,336 --> 00:35:55,268 Hi, Linds. 530 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,164 - Party? - No, it's draft day. 531 00:35:58,303 --> 00:36:01,700 This is the day we organize the whole season, who gets to go to what game with me. 532 00:36:01,836 --> 00:36:03,926 But don't worry. You're still going to opening day. 533 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:08,093 Yeah, thank you. Can I talk to you about something really quickly? 534 00:36:08,237 --> 00:36:10,327 Sure, yeah, no problem. Quick break, everybody. 535 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:13,095 There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal. 536 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,930 I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets. 537 00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,160 - Whoo-hoo! - Hey! Hey! 538 00:36:20,037 --> 00:36:21,900 Come here. 539 00:36:22,037 --> 00:36:23,900 Wait, I got you something. 540 00:36:24,037 --> 00:36:27,230 I set aside some great games for you too. 541 00:36:27,404 --> 00:36:30,801 Hmm? For when we go to the games together. 542 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,369 Thanks. 543 00:36:32,537 --> 00:36:35,367 It's what the players wear. 544 00:36:35,504 --> 00:36:37,367 It's authentic. 545 00:36:40,537 --> 00:36:43,367 I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot. 546 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:48,698 Listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN. 547 00:36:48,837 --> 00:36:50,803 Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we? 548 00:36:50,938 --> 00:36:55,064 Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but- 549 00:36:55,205 --> 00:36:57,864 Well, it's very hot, you know. It's Florida. 550 00:36:58,005 --> 00:36:59,937 You start seeing things. 551 00:37:00,072 --> 00:37:03,834 Um, you know, Ben... 552 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:09,836 I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you. 553 00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:12,199 What? Hey, I told you. 554 00:37:12,339 --> 00:37:14,804 See, this is-This always happens. Every time I- 555 00:37:14,939 --> 00:37:17,905 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking. 556 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,429 - Sorry. Knee jerk. - Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone. 557 00:37:24,573 --> 00:37:27,562 - Let's go in there. - Two minutes! 558 00:37:28,906 --> 00:37:30,996 Wow. I really hit a nerve there, didn't I? 559 00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:33,628 Uh- Yeah. 560 00:37:33,806 --> 00:37:36,203 Come here. 561 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,329 Thank you. 562 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:42,496 I think there's a better approach to this whole Red Sox thing. 563 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,299 - Really? - Yeah. After all, if I want this promotion... 564 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,633 I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer. 565 00:37:48,774 --> 00:37:54,331 And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship. 566 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,098 Wait, wait. We're not breaking up, are we? 567 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,967 - No, no, this is a good thing. - Okay. 568 00:38:00,107 --> 00:38:03,539 You're gonna be so consumed with all of this that you won't feel neglected all summer. 569 00:38:03,674 --> 00:38:06,299 No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected. 570 00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,905 And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job. 571 00:38:09,041 --> 00:38:10,631 Yeah, you shouldn't. 572 00:38:10,807 --> 00:38:14,068 So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect. 573 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,833 All right. Go, Sox! 574 00:38:25,174 --> 00:38:28,503 We got 'em right here, folks. Come on down. Cut your deficit and balance your budget. 575 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:33,304 Programs here! Get your programs here! 576 00:38:49,008 --> 00:38:51,769 - Hi. Hi. - Hey. 577 00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:55,934 Peanuts! CrackerJacks! 578 00:38:56,076 --> 00:38:59,235 Who wants peanuts? Who wants CrackerJacks? 579 00:38:59,342 --> 00:39:02,433 Peanuts! CrackerJacks! Who wants- 580 00:39:02,576 --> 00:39:04,700 It's unbelievable, right? You can't even believe how- 581 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:07,399 - Look, right here, go. This is it. - Thank you. 582 00:39:07,543 --> 00:39:11,305 Is this amazing? Is this crazy? Would you look at these seats? 583 00:39:11,443 --> 00:39:13,306 They're-They're very red. 584 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,873 No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park. 585 00:39:16,009 --> 00:39:18,873 - Oh. - You can't buy these seats. You have to, like, inherit them. 586 00:39:19,009 --> 00:39:21,907 It's like a guy offered me $100,000 for these once. 587 00:39:22,044 --> 00:39:25,168 - And you didn't sell them? - No, if I ever need the money that bad... 588 00:39:25,310 --> 00:39:28,140 I can always call up a rich old lady and give her some sweet lovin', you know? 589 00:39:28,277 --> 00:39:30,140 That's what I'm all about. Hey, what's up, Al? 590 00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:32,799 - How you doing? - I'm on dialysis. 591 00:39:32,944 --> 00:39:35,535 Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey. 592 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,869 Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge. 593 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:39,999 - Thank you. - Al is the first guy I ever met... 594 00:39:40,144 --> 00:39:42,007 - at my first Red Sox game ever. - Really? 595 00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:45,133 Yeah, he's aged horribly. Hey, the Belnaps. 596 00:39:45,277 --> 00:39:47,606 - This is Artie. Viv. This is Lindsey. - Hello. 597 00:39:47,778 --> 00:39:49,641 - Hi, Lindsey. - Hello. 598 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:51,767 - Been divorced 20 years, still share the seats. - Really. 599 00:39:51,945 --> 00:39:53,808 - Hey, Ben. - Sheri! 600 00:39:53,945 --> 00:39:56,467 - How you doing? Where's Teresa? - She's right here. 601 00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:59,168 Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic! 602 00:39:59,312 --> 00:40:02,436 I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut. 603 00:40:02,578 --> 00:40:05,476 - A doctor or you did it yourself? - Oh, real funny. 604 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,769 Hey! 605 00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:11,843 This is quite a little group you have here. 606 00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:14,808 Well, it's my summer family. 607 00:40:25,845 --> 00:40:30,300 Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre. 608 00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:34,344 Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today... 609 00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:37,672 New England's own Stephen King. 610 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,703 Right down the middle. 611 00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:49,640 Did you tell Schuyler? Okay, al I right, listen. 612 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,212 Um, excuse me. What time is the game over? 613 00:40:53,346 --> 00:40:56,675 Uh, it's not like a Broadway musical where it ends with a big Hawaiian number. 614 00:40:56,813 --> 00:40:59,244 It's like you’re missing all the ambience and all the fun. 615 00:40:59,347 --> 00:41:01,210 - I know. - The players are right there. 616 00:41:01,347 --> 00:41:04,313 I have a meeting at 5:30 and had to leave work at noon to meet you here... 617 00:41:04,447 --> 00:41:07,038 - so my people aren't prepared. - Right. Okay. 618 00:41:09,947 --> 00:41:11,936 You know what? I left work early... 619 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,705 so you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later. 620 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,904 Wakefield. 621 00:41:26,547 --> 00:41:28,536 That's a foul. 622 00:41:28,714 --> 00:41:31,612 - What makes that a foul? - See that foul pole there? 623 00:41:31,747 --> 00:41:35,110 That's Pesky's Pole. That's this guy Johnny Pesky. 624 00:41:44,481 --> 00:41:45,504 Yeah! 625 00:42:00,015 --> 00:42:02,708 Hey, what are you doing on Saturday? 626 00:42:02,882 --> 00:42:04,745 Mm, you tell me. 627 00:42:07,249 --> 00:42:09,339 - You know what's really great about baseball? - Hmm? 628 00:42:09,482 --> 00:42:14,039 You can't fake it. Anything else in life, you don't have to be great in- 629 00:42:14,182 --> 00:42:16,409 business, music, art- I mean, you can get lucky. 630 00:42:16,549 --> 00:42:18,810 - Really? - Yeah, you can fool everyone for a while, you know? 631 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:20,813 It's like- Not- Not baseball. 632 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,973 You can either hit a curveball or you can't. 633 00:42:23,116 --> 00:42:25,809 - That's the way it works, you know? - Hmm. 634 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:30,473 You could have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career. 635 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:33,582 It's a little like math. It's orderly. 636 00:42:33,749 --> 00:42:37,010 Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up. 637 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:41,309 It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh- 638 00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:44,280 - Life? - Yeah. 639 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,609 It's- It's safe. 640 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,142 Oh, yeah! Yeah! 641 00:42:57,418 --> 00:42:58,940 - Hey. - Hi. 642 00:42:59,084 --> 00:43:00,947 What, did you buy out the bookstore? 643 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,947 Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox... 644 00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:05,641 because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here. 645 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:08,976 Now who is Carl Yaz-a-strezem- 646 00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:12,446 Yastrzemski. 647 00:43:12,585 --> 00:43:14,948 - She's not a genius, this one. - No. 648 00:43:15,085 --> 00:43:20,449 Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league! 649 00:43:22,518 --> 00:43:24,541 Very nice. 650 00:43:27,018 --> 00:43:30,211 Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"? 651 00:43:30,352 --> 00:43:33,341 - Hey, that's not funny. That's enough of that. - But Babe Ruth was the Bambino. 652 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:35,348 That's right. He played for the Red Sox. 653 00:43:35,485 --> 00:43:37,973 They were great. I mean, they were the Yankees. 654 00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:41,675 They won the World Series in 1912, 1915... 655 00:43:41,852 --> 00:43:43,784 1916, 1918. 656 00:43:43,953 --> 00:43:46,316 They were royalty. The elite. 657 00:43:46,452 --> 00:43:49,384 Al should know. He was there actually. He's 136 years old. 658 00:43:49,552 --> 00:43:54,143 He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss... 659 00:43:54,286 --> 00:43:57,649 decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees to finance a Broadway musical. 660 00:43:57,786 --> 00:44:00,343 No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap. 661 00:44:00,486 --> 00:44:05,043 And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series. 662 00:44:05,186 --> 00:44:07,378 Yeah, the Yankees have won 26. 663 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,384 And the thing is the Sox don't just lose, they raise it to an art form. 664 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,781 Tony C., best young player in baseball... 665 00:44:13,954 --> 00:44:17,784 catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26. 666 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,044 Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk, costs us the Series. 667 00:44:21,187 --> 00:44:23,119 Bucky friggin' Dent. 668 00:44:23,254 --> 00:44:26,220 You remember the time Roger Moret went catatonic? 669 00:44:26,354 --> 00:44:28,411 The grounds crew had to carry him out in a wheelbarrow. 670 00:44:28,554 --> 00:44:30,417 Buckner. 671 00:44:30,554 --> 00:44:32,849 Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning. 672 00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:36,544 Ooh, stop it. You're killing me here. 673 00:44:36,688 --> 00:44:39,949 And that, milady, is the Curse of the Bambino. 674 00:44:40,087 --> 00:44:43,519 Number 19, Gabe Kapler. 675 00:44:52,188 --> 00:44:55,585 Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad. 676 00:44:59,021 --> 00:45:00,884 Nothing. 677 00:45:01,021 --> 00:45:04,612 - A laugh? A giggle? - This is not a man's closet. 678 00:45:04,755 --> 00:45:07,243 - What do you mean? - You have one pair of dress shoes. 679 00:45:07,388 --> 00:45:10,047 You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy. 680 00:45:10,188 --> 00:45:12,619 You should see the way my sister's husband dresses. 681 00:45:12,755 --> 00:45:16,914 He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit- 682 00:45:17,056 --> 00:45:19,248 All right, okay, okay. I see what this is all about. 683 00:45:19,423 --> 00:45:22,116 You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law. 684 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:26,253 No, it's not-Yes! 685 00:45:26,389 --> 00:45:31,753 Is it so horrible that I want my parents to like you? 686 00:45:33,623 --> 00:45:37,282 Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em. 687 00:45:37,423 --> 00:45:39,286 He looks like a skunk. 688 00:45:39,423 --> 00:45:41,412 You're the one that told me to grow it out. 689 00:45:41,556 --> 00:45:45,079 Well, what else could I say? It looked ridiculous on you. A man your age- 690 00:45:45,224 --> 00:45:47,849 Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were? 691 00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:49,853 Yes, for 27 years. 692 00:45:49,990 --> 00:45:52,251 - And, okay, now you’re the principal, right? - Mm-hmm. 693 00:45:52,390 --> 00:45:55,356 And you- Did you ever tell me what your dad does? 694 00:45:55,524 --> 00:45:59,581 - I sell golf carts. - Wow. Okay, that gives us nothing to talk about. 695 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,620 I don't really know much about it. 696 00:46:01,757 --> 00:46:04,723 That's funny, 'cause every other guy she's gone out with... 697 00:46:04,857 --> 00:46:07,049 has tried to get a free golf cart out of me. 698 00:46:07,190 --> 00:46:10,553 No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just I don't really get out much, you know? 699 00:46:10,691 --> 00:46:12,020 - We love it. - Yeah? 700 00:46:12,158 --> 00:46:14,215 They play all the time. 701 00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:16,822 We tried to get on the country club here, but it's very difficult. 702 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:20,446 It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts... 703 00:46:20,591 --> 00:46:23,284 - a guy named Dave Johnson, and said- - Jensen. 704 00:46:23,425 --> 00:46:25,617 - No, Dave- Dave Johnson. - Jensen. 705 00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:28,313 - Jensen? - Hi. Sorry we’re late. He was watching the Red Sox game. 706 00:46:28,491 --> 00:46:31,355 - How'd they do? - No, no. La, la, la, la, la! 707 00:46:31,491 --> 00:46:33,354 - Help me! Help me! Help me! - What's wrong? 708 00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:36,389 Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la! 709 00:46:36,525 --> 00:46:38,854 La la la la. La la la la. 710 00:46:38,992 --> 00:46:40,855 Okay. Okay. 711 00:46:40,992 --> 00:46:43,219 It was awesome. Struck out the side. 712 00:46:43,358 --> 00:46:46,482 Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 713 00:46:48,459 --> 00:46:50,686 - Whew! - Um- 714 00:46:50,825 --> 00:46:53,814 - Thank you. - Yeah. Ben tapes the Red Sox games... 715 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:55,822 so he doesn't wanna know the score. 716 00:46:55,959 --> 00:47:00,051 And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it. 717 00:47:01,226 --> 00:47:03,089 That's sweet. 718 00:47:07,693 --> 00:47:10,716 - Hey, how'd it go last night? - Fabulous. 719 00:47:10,859 --> 00:47:13,222 Mr. Myerson wants to see you. 720 00:47:13,359 --> 00:47:16,847 Oh, God. If one of the windows would open, I would jump. 721 00:47:16,993 --> 00:47:18,754 And your mom's on line one. 722 00:47:20,227 --> 00:47:25,955 Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back? 723 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,150 What? You had a 10:00 a. m. flight. 724 00:47:32,193 --> 00:47:34,715 - My Ben? - Yes, he has been great. 725 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,883 He took us out to breakfast. Right now he's washing your father's balls. 726 00:47:38,061 --> 00:47:40,219 What? 727 00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:43,392 - Here's one. - Thanks, Ben. 728 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,992 He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club. 729 00:47:46,127 --> 00:47:49,559 How? 730 00:47:49,694 --> 00:47:52,955 One of his student's fathers has something to do with the sprinklers. 731 00:47:53,094 --> 00:47:55,083 - Can I talk to him for a second? - Oh, sure. 732 00:47:55,228 --> 00:47:57,160 Benny? Lindsey. 733 00:47:57,294 --> 00:47:59,384 Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds. 734 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:02,255 Hey, what are you doing? 735 00:48:02,394 --> 00:48:04,053 Took a sick day. 736 00:48:05,861 --> 00:48:08,985 All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then. 737 00:48:09,162 --> 00:48:11,185 - All right. Bye-bye. - Honey- 738 00:48:11,361 --> 00:48:15,487 Uh, sweetheart, don't talk in my backswing. 739 00:48:15,628 --> 00:48:18,219 - Well, you were lined up wrong. - I wasn't lined up, I- 740 00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:20,691 Please, don't talk in my backswing. You know better than that. 741 00:48:20,828 --> 00:48:24,089 Just take a mulligan. Lighten up. 742 00:48:24,229 --> 00:48:26,786 - He's so short with me. - I know. I know. But you know what? 743 00:48:26,928 --> 00:48:29,553 - You talked in his backswing. Did you talk in his backswing? - Yes, I did. 744 00:48:29,729 --> 00:48:32,354 - Don't even look at him. Look this way. Let him swing. - Okay. 745 00:48:50,029 --> 00:48:52,221 Manny! Manny! Manny! 746 00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,397 Oh. 747 00:50:10,266 --> 00:50:13,289 She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago. 748 00:50:13,433 --> 00:50:18,127 Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility. 749 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,129 - Sounds like what I need. - Morning. 750 00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:22,231 You'll love her. This lady is a dynamo. 751 00:50:22,399 --> 00:50:24,626 Unstop... pable. 752 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:32,760 When she wakes up, I wanna see her. 753 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:34,832 Well, let's go for a coffee. 754 00:50:34,967 --> 00:50:38,058 You know what's happening here? You're being colonized. 755 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,257 - What? - Colonized. It's like- It's like in the old days. 756 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,389 When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa... 757 00:50:45,534 --> 00:50:49,863 and they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture and they'd colonize. 758 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,659 It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair. 759 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:55,766 Wait a minute. I mean, you guys are married. 760 00:50:55,934 --> 00:50:58,866 Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other? 761 00:50:59,001 --> 00:51:01,296 You know, how many kids are we gonna have? 762 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:05,025 Where are we gonna live? What pizza place are we gonna order from? 763 00:51:05,168 --> 00:51:07,031 Doesn't it require some pliability? 764 00:51:07,168 --> 00:51:10,691 Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life. 765 00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,857 Isn't it affecting your work? 766 00:51:13,001 --> 00:51:15,899 No, not so much. 767 00:51:16,034 --> 00:51:17,932 You know what I just realized? 768 00:51:18,068 --> 00:51:20,329 You're rooting for her relationship to fail. 769 00:51:20,468 --> 00:51:22,093 - No. - What? 770 00:51:22,235 --> 00:51:24,098 - That's right. - Why would I do that? 771 00:51:24,235 --> 00:51:26,700 Never mind. 772 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,191 No. No, come on, tell me. 773 00:51:32,868 --> 00:51:37,493 All right. You and Lindsey are both very competitive, especially with each other. 774 00:51:37,635 --> 00:51:40,964 - She's more competitive than I am. - I am not. 775 00:51:41,102 --> 00:51:43,499 And when you were both starting out, you were the more successful one. 776 00:51:43,636 --> 00:51:46,999 But now Lindsey's career has skyrocketed, so she's more successful. 777 00:51:47,135 --> 00:51:50,294 But you've had the personal success, the marriage. 778 00:51:50,436 --> 00:51:53,663 And if Lindsey gets that too, then she's definitely the winner... 779 00:51:53,803 --> 00:51:55,632 so you’re rooting against her. 780 00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:01,964 Oh, my God. What did I do? 781 00:52:02,136 --> 00:52:05,000 - What the- - That's it. 782 00:52:05,136 --> 00:52:05,658 We are so not coming here anymore. 783 00:52:08,803 --> 00:52:11,462 Let's go, Red Sox! 784 00:52:11,637 --> 00:52:14,330 Let's go, Red Sox! 785 00:52:14,503 --> 00:52:17,230 Let's go, Red Sox! 786 00:52:23,503 --> 00:52:26,900 Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game! 787 00:52:32,004 --> 00:52:35,095 Al Waterman. Have a sponge, young man. 788 00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:37,601 She's killing me with the laptop. 789 00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,998 Sitting there doing her homework. 790 00:52:40,137 --> 00:52:42,694 So, when do you find out about this promotion thing? 791 00:52:42,837 --> 00:52:44,826 Uh, next month. 792 00:52:45,004 --> 00:52:49,902 Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long I gotta put up with this at the ball games. 793 00:52:50,037 --> 00:52:53,594 - Ben, this is my third game this week. - Oh, no, I know that. 794 00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:56,670 And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time. 795 00:52:56,805 --> 00:52:59,964 And then we don't get home till 11:00, then you and I go at it all night... 796 00:53:00,105 --> 00:53:01,968 and then that's all time lost. 797 00:53:02,105 --> 00:53:03,968 Really? 798 00:53:04,105 --> 00:53:06,593 Well, when I say lost, I mean it's time that I have to make up. 799 00:53:06,738 --> 00:53:10,033 - I know. - You know? I already got my ass chewed out- 800 00:53:10,172 --> 00:53:12,070 - Hot dogs here! - by my boss this week, okay? 801 00:53:12,205 --> 00:53:14,329 - Yo! - Hot dogs! 802 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:16,267 - Fenway Frank? - Blech. 803 00:53:16,405 --> 00:53:19,564 One, please. Mustard, please. Thank you. What do I owe? 804 00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:46,136 No, they didn't find anything. She's fine. I swear. 805 00:53:46,273 --> 00:53:48,136 She's lying down right now. 806 00:53:48,273 --> 00:53:50,568 Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay? 807 00:53:50,707 --> 00:53:52,934 Check in later. Okay, bye-bye. 808 00:53:53,107 --> 00:53:56,368 Hello. Troy. 809 00:53:56,506 --> 00:54:00,995 You're kidding me. Now? All right, thanks. Bye. 810 00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:03,003 Honey, you're on television. 811 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,503 Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 812 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,697 The Red Sox picked up the "W." There was a scary moment though in this one in the sixth inning... 813 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,135 when Miguel Tejada hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers... 814 00:54:13,274 --> 00:54:15,137 that actually hit a woman. 815 00:54:17,574 --> 00:54:19,631 The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats. 816 00:54:19,774 --> 00:54:22,035 - That had to hurt. - Oh! 817 00:54:24,674 --> 00:54:26,697 She was transported to a local hospital... 818 00:54:26,874 --> 00:54:30,431 but fortunately she was released and she's gonna be all right. 819 00:54:36,475 --> 00:54:39,270 It wasn't that bad actually. 820 00:54:39,408 --> 00:54:41,805 It was actually very ladylike. 821 00:54:41,941 --> 00:54:46,396 I mean, you just kind of... slinked out of your chair. 822 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:48,405 It was pretty limber. 823 00:54:49,609 --> 00:54:53,006 - All right. I'll let you sleep. - No, Ben. 824 00:54:53,142 --> 00:54:55,471 Gah! 825 00:54:55,609 --> 00:54:57,836 You have a whole not her head up there. 826 00:54:58,009 --> 00:55:01,463 Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something. 827 00:55:03,243 --> 00:55:05,868 I don't think that I should go to the games anymore. 828 00:55:06,009 --> 00:55:09,441 Why? Because of this? 829 00:55:09,576 --> 00:55:13,372 No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate. 830 00:55:13,509 --> 00:55:18,237 Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof, their entire prior life just vanishes. 831 00:55:18,376 --> 00:55:21,274 I have to focus on my work right now. I have to. 832 00:55:21,409 --> 00:55:25,773 And besides, you'll have such a better time if you go with Troy or Gerard... 833 00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:28,137 or the bald anesthesiologist. 834 00:55:28,277 --> 00:55:30,038 Come on. You have to go. Please? 835 00:55:30,177 --> 00:55:34,166 Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office. 836 00:55:34,344 --> 00:55:38,742 And when the game is over, you'll come racing home like you’re scoring the winning run... 837 00:55:38,910 --> 00:55:40,933 and I'll be here waiting. 838 00:55:41,077 --> 00:55:42,906 Waiting? 839 00:55:43,043 --> 00:55:45,167 I'll be waiting. 840 00:55:45,310 --> 00:55:47,173 What, you'll be waiting for me? 841 00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:49,173 - Yeah. - Ooh. 842 00:55:49,310 --> 00:55:53,208 You know, all this talk about waiting is making me not wanna wait. 843 00:55:54,278 --> 00:55:56,141 Ben, I'm concussed. 844 00:55:56,278 --> 00:55:59,267 Yeah, that's kind of the way I like it. 845 00:55:59,378 --> 00:56:01,775 I have to keep the peas on my forehead. 846 00:56:01,911 --> 00:56:04,672 - Okay, try to balance it. - Okay. It's- 847 00:56:08,944 --> 00:56:11,432 Hi. 848 00:56:11,612 --> 00:56:13,544 Hello. 849 00:56:13,712 --> 00:56:17,144 I told your bosses, but I wanted to tell you. 850 00:56:17,278 --> 00:56:19,267 The work you did for us was brilliant. 851 00:56:19,411 --> 00:56:22,570 Oh. Well, I really appreciate you saying that. 852 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:25,905 - Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie. - Nice to see you again. 853 00:56:26,045 --> 00:56:27,977 - Nice to see you. - Excuse me. 854 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,905 You know, they're really very lucky to have you here. 855 00:56:32,045 --> 00:56:37,205 Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky. 856 00:56:39,045 --> 00:56:42,204 Here, I got it. 857 00:56:42,379 --> 00:56:44,936 - Um, thank you. - You're welcome. 858 00:56:45,112 --> 00:56:49,476 I was, um, just trying to get comfortable. 859 00:56:49,613 --> 00:56:52,772 Well, don't get too comfortable, you might fall asleep. 860 00:56:52,946 --> 00:56:55,969 Come on! Come on! Use your brain! 861 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,977 Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead. We almost have an answer. 862 00:56:59,113 --> 00:57:00,976 Who's ahead? Oh, Tammy's in the lead. 863 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:03,601 We might have a winner! We might have a winner right here! 864 00:57:03,746 --> 00:57:08,303 Tammy won! 37' 2", the Green Monster. 865 00:57:08,447 --> 00:57:11,436 Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. Don, what does she win? 866 00:57:11,614 --> 00:57:15,011 Excuse me. It's a little loud, don’t you think? 867 00:57:16,347 --> 00:57:18,835 Sorry, Mr. Ennis. The kids' drugs just kicked in. 868 00:57:19,014 --> 00:57:20,980 Oh, ha ha. 869 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:23,942 Teenage drug use. That's great fodder for comedy. 870 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:33,302 All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up. 871 00:57:33,448 --> 00:57:36,073 Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st- 872 00:57:36,214 --> 00:57:39,839 Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals! 873 00:57:39,981 --> 00:57:44,879 Back! Hey, one of the 10 problems on your handout will be on the test. 874 00:57:45,048 --> 00:57:48,014 I'm not gonna tell you which one, so you’re gonna have to learn all of them. 875 00:57:48,182 --> 00:57:50,045 Seven. 876 00:57:50,182 --> 00:57:53,545 Seven. 877 00:57:59,215 --> 00:58:02,442 All right, study, you maniacs. 878 00:58:02,582 --> 00:58:06,639 Remember, this Saturday is fall tryouts for next spring's J.V. baseball. 879 00:58:06,782 --> 00:58:09,748 Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year... 880 00:58:09,882 --> 00:58:12,507 - we're looking for good players. - Hi. 881 00:58:12,649 --> 00:58:14,581 Hey. 882 00:58:14,716 --> 00:58:18,671 - How are you doing? - I have very exciting news. I couldn't wait to tell you. 883 00:58:18,849 --> 00:58:20,781 - You got the promotion. - No, no. 884 00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:24,746 Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right after we spoke. I was trying to play it cool. 885 00:58:24,882 --> 00:58:27,609 But between you and me, I was ready to wash his balls. 886 00:58:27,749 --> 00:58:30,510 Yeah, see, that joke's not fun for me. 887 00:58:30,650 --> 00:58:33,172 I'm sorry. Let me explain. 888 00:58:33,316 --> 00:58:36,543 There is this European company that we're trying to make a deal with, okay? 889 00:58:36,683 --> 00:58:38,546 And what they do- You know what? 890 00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:41,581 The point is they're sending me to Paris to close the deal. 891 00:58:41,717 --> 00:58:44,774 - Wow! - And I am taking vous. 892 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:46,906 - Moi? - Oui! 893 00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:49,174 Taking me to Paris? 894 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:51,805 Oh, this is gonna be so great. 895 00:58:51,984 --> 00:58:55,041 Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first-class ticket and get two seats. 896 00:58:55,217 --> 00:58:58,614 All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman, is call in sick tomorrow... 897 00:58:58,783 --> 00:59:01,408 - and we're on our way. - Wait, it's tomorrow? 898 00:59:01,551 --> 00:59:03,641 - Mm-hmm. - This weekend? It's now? 899 00:59:03,784 --> 00:59:06,215 Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon, but with the time change... 900 00:59:06,351 --> 00:59:08,214 you'll be back at work on Monday morning. 901 00:59:11,517 --> 00:59:15,472 Oh, yeah, uh, I- I gotta be honest. 902 00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:19,710 This isn't the best weekend for me. I'm kind of swamped. 903 00:59:19,851 --> 00:59:21,817 Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work? 904 00:59:21,951 --> 00:59:25,144 Uh, we're two games out of first, with three weeks left. 905 00:59:25,318 --> 00:59:28,182 Seattle's coming in this weekend, and, I mean- 906 00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:30,250 This is when they need me. 907 00:59:30,385 --> 00:59:32,283 They need you? 908 00:59:34,118 --> 00:59:36,583 Wait a second. I was just thinking about it. That's all. 909 00:59:36,719 --> 00:59:42,242 A tip, Ben. When your girlfriend says, "Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go. 910 00:59:42,385 --> 00:59:44,748 All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go. 911 00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:48,840 You'll go? You know what? I have a better idea. I think I'll take him. 912 00:59:54,419 --> 00:59:56,317 Hey. Just slow down a second, okay? 913 00:59:56,453 --> 00:59:59,078 Just go and enjoy your ball game. 914 00:59:59,253 --> 01:00:02,650 You know, this is the second day in a row you've snapped at me. 915 01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:06,115 - I'm late. - Fine. Go. 916 01:00:06,253 --> 01:00:08,445 No, Ben. 917 01:00:08,586 --> 01:00:10,847 I'm late. 918 01:00:16,053 --> 01:00:17,985 How- How late? 919 01:00:19,486 --> 01:00:21,509 Um, a week and a half. 920 01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:25,351 Okay. That's not that late. Right? 921 01:00:25,487 --> 01:00:27,850 No. It is for me. 922 01:00:27,987 --> 01:00:31,646 Okay. Well, you know what? I mean, we're not the first people to- 923 01:00:31,821 --> 01:00:34,446 to, you know- to- 'cause, you know, when two people- 924 01:00:34,621 --> 01:00:36,711 - You know. - Deep breaths, Ben. 925 01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:40,375 Yeah. Why-Why didn't you say something? 926 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,883 Why? So we could both freak out? 927 01:00:43,021 --> 01:00:46,078 I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment. 928 01:00:46,221 --> 01:00:48,482 And then when this trip came up, I thought... 929 01:00:48,621 --> 01:00:50,678 we'll go to Paris, and I'll tell you there... 930 01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:52,878 because that did seem special. 931 01:00:53,021 --> 01:00:56,783 But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window. 932 01:00:56,921 --> 01:01:01,013 You see the Mariners are coming and Pedro's pitching Friday night. 933 01:01:01,154 --> 01:01:03,017 Saturday. Schilling's on Friday. 934 01:01:03,154 --> 01:01:06,245 Look. I- I admit I should have reacted differently. 935 01:01:06,421 --> 01:01:09,387 If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to. 936 01:01:09,555 --> 01:01:11,782 I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in. " 937 01:01:11,922 --> 01:01:14,581 Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry. 938 01:01:14,722 --> 01:01:16,779 That's all right. 939 01:01:16,922 --> 01:01:19,444 But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch. 940 01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:22,520 All right. I can pack my bags. We can put some stuff together. We can make this. 941 01:01:22,655 --> 01:01:25,485 No, it's okay. The trip is already off to a weird start. 942 01:01:25,623 --> 01:01:27,521 - Y- - Let's just talk about it when I get back. 943 01:01:27,656 --> 01:01:28,644 - You sure? - Yeah. 944 01:01:28,789 --> 01:01:29,755 - You're sure? - Yeah. 945 01:01:29,889 --> 01:01:31,752 I could tell them I'm leaving right now. 946 01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:33,752 - We're going. - No. It's okay. 947 01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:35,912 You gonna be all right? 948 01:01:38,123 --> 01:01:40,611 If you give me a kiss and wish me luck. 949 01:01:43,190 --> 01:01:45,951 - Good luck. - Way to go, Mr. W. 950 01:01:46,090 --> 01:01:47,953 Yeah. 951 01:01:48,090 --> 01:01:50,487 Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay? 952 01:01:50,623 --> 01:01:53,316 - Yeah. - Okay. 953 01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,815 Are you smoking? What are you doing? I'm a teacher. 954 01:02:08,957 --> 01:02:11,354 That's an insult. Put it out. 955 01:02:13,258 --> 01:02:15,190 Get back in class. Come on. 956 01:02:17,957 --> 01:02:21,445 So, the 30-year-old is on course. He is the four-time- 957 01:02:30,591 --> 01:02:33,079 - Hello? - I got it. 958 01:02:34,424 --> 01:02:36,413 - Linds? - Mmm. 959 01:02:36,558 --> 01:02:38,682 I got it. 960 01:02:38,825 --> 01:02:41,552 - The promotion? - My period. 961 01:02:45,591 --> 01:02:48,386 I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later. 962 01:02:48,525 --> 01:02:51,355 No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. 963 01:02:51,492 --> 01:02:53,787 No, it's okay. 964 01:02:53,925 --> 01:02:56,015 I'll see you tomorrow. 965 01:03:00,626 --> 01:03:03,285 - Hey, Linds. - Yeah? 966 01:03:04,425 --> 01:03:07,152 Are you okay? 967 01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:09,224 Yeah. 968 01:03:15,393 --> 01:03:18,188 - Safe flight. - Okay. Bye. 969 01:04:27,629 --> 01:04:29,595 - I'll get it. - No. I got it. I got it. 970 01:04:29,762 --> 01:04:31,886 - Thank you. - Want me to take it up? 971 01:04:32,062 --> 01:04:34,357 No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs. 972 01:04:35,662 --> 01:04:38,150 Bye. 973 01:04:38,296 --> 01:04:40,852 Hey. Linds. Uh- 974 01:04:45,029 --> 01:04:47,790 Did, uh- Did you want a baby? 975 01:04:49,129 --> 01:04:50,992 Eventually. 976 01:04:52,296 --> 01:04:54,488 Well, eventually you will. 977 01:04:56,062 --> 01:04:58,391 Well, it certainly got me thinking. That's for sure. 978 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:03,017 - What do you mean? - Ben. 979 01:05:03,197 --> 01:05:05,458 If I’m with a guy for 11 months... 980 01:05:05,596 --> 01:05:07,528 and I think I might be having his child... 981 01:05:07,663 --> 01:05:09,924 I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?" 982 01:05:10,063 --> 01:05:13,495 And if it is, "What's this going to be like?" 983 01:05:13,630 --> 01:05:17,392 You know, if we’re to be Mr. and Mrs. Ben and Lindsey, how's this going to work? 984 01:05:17,530 --> 01:05:19,587 It's like Robin's birthday party. 985 01:05:19,731 --> 01:05:24,459 The minute I got the invitation, I had to run to the refrigerator and check the Red Sox schedule. 986 01:05:24,597 --> 01:05:27,085 And the Yankees are playing, so I know I'm going stag. 987 01:05:27,230 --> 01:05:31,457 And that's okay. I'm fine with that. But how far does it go? 988 01:05:31,631 --> 01:05:33,858 You know, "Grandma, don't die because... 989 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,963 "the Red Sox are going out on the road... 990 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,359 so please wait until they come back to die. " 991 01:05:38,497 --> 01:05:42,554 And, "Doctor, induce labor because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. " 992 01:05:42,697 --> 01:05:44,686 Do you remember last winter? 993 01:05:44,831 --> 01:05:47,456 This is exactly what you liked about me. 994 01:05:47,598 --> 01:05:52,656 That I was capable of having a passionate commitment with something. Uh, a devotion. 995 01:05:52,798 --> 01:05:56,662 Yes, but you feel it for the Red Sox, and I was hoping that someday... 996 01:05:56,798 --> 01:05:59,286 you might redirect that. 997 01:06:01,865 --> 01:06:04,956 All those things that you feel for that team... 998 01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:08,825 I feel them too- for you. 999 01:06:23,666 --> 01:06:27,154 You know what she's saying to me, Ryan? She's saying I have an addiction. 1000 01:06:27,299 --> 01:06:29,594 Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week. 1001 01:06:29,733 --> 01:06:33,392 You know, that- But I guess that addiction's more socially acceptable, you know. 1002 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,395 Am I wrong? Am I wrong? 1003 01:06:35,532 --> 01:06:38,827 Well, nobody's really wrong in these situations. 1004 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,057 I mean, you have wants and needs. 1005 01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:43,562 She likewise. 1006 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,188 Wait for your pitch, Miosky! 1007 01:06:48,667 --> 01:06:51,326 But she's great. She's great. 1008 01:06:51,467 --> 01:06:53,625 Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with. 1009 01:06:53,767 --> 01:06:57,290 The- The smartest, the funniest, the best-looking. 1010 01:06:57,433 --> 01:06:59,557 The sex is like the- Well- 1011 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,826 But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married. 1012 01:07:03,967 --> 01:07:07,455 I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making about her friend's birthday party. 1013 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,327 Oh, God. She's making a federal case about it. 1014 01:07:10,468 --> 01:07:14,230 I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? What if I had a second job? 1015 01:07:14,401 --> 01:07:17,390 You know? What if I was doing charity work? Is that cool? 1016 01:07:17,568 --> 01:07:21,022 What if I’m, like, finishing a painting? Is that-You understand me now? 1017 01:07:21,201 --> 01:07:23,064 See my point? It's not the time. 1018 01:07:23,201 --> 01:07:25,496 It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time. 1019 01:07:25,635 --> 01:07:28,066 And now she expects me to miss a Yankees game? 1020 01:07:28,202 --> 01:07:30,065 Whatever. 1021 01:07:30,202 --> 01:07:32,497 Let's go, Murph. You're up. 1022 01:07:33,868 --> 01:07:35,766 All right, Mr. Wrightman. I gotta bat. 1023 01:07:35,901 --> 01:07:39,128 Let me just leave you with this thought. 1024 01:07:39,269 --> 01:07:41,201 You love the Sox. 1025 01:07:41,335 --> 01:07:43,493 But have they ever loved you back? 1026 01:07:49,168 --> 01:07:52,191 Who are you, Dr. Phil? Get out of here. Go hit- Go swing the bat. 1027 01:07:56,302 --> 01:08:00,666 The Red Sox started off tonight three games behind the Yankees. 1028 01:08:00,802 --> 01:08:05,700 Pedro delivers. The ball is lined over Bellhorn's head into right center field. 1029 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:10,359 That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead. 1030 01:08:20,169 --> 01:08:24,226 Benny boy, I still can't believe you're not at the Yankee game. 1031 01:08:24,403 --> 01:08:27,233 Yeah, well, if the Yankees looked that good in a dress... 1032 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:29,699 I'd be at the game. 1033 01:08:44,671 --> 01:08:48,194 There's no way to measure what she is worth. 1034 01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:51,064 I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 1035 01:08:51,237 --> 01:08:53,464 Her, uh- 1036 01:08:53,638 --> 01:08:56,695 Hang on. Hang on. Okay. "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. 1037 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,769 "Her face, her form, her sweet, loving smile. 1038 01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:02,301 And she even lets me dance around in her panties once in a while. " 1039 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,699 My parents are here! 1040 01:09:04,838 --> 01:09:08,235 Really embarrassing. Really bad. 1041 01:09:08,372 --> 01:09:10,099 I love you, birthday girl. 1042 01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:12,999 I love you. 1043 01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:17,329 Yankee bats have come alive tonight. 1044 01:10:17,474 --> 01:10:19,803 - What's up, my man? - Oh. The game. 1045 01:10:19,941 --> 01:10:22,873 No, no. Hey. It's fine. It's fine. 1046 01:10:23,008 --> 01:10:24,871 - It's fine. - Okay. 1047 01:10:25,008 --> 01:10:27,940 None have been successful so far against this powerful Yankee offense. 1048 01:10:28,074 --> 01:10:29,937 6-0, Yankees. 1049 01:10:30,074 --> 01:10:33,233 Timlin ready to face the left fielder, Hideki Matsui. Timlin to the belt. 1050 01:10:33,408 --> 01:10:35,374 Here's the pitch. 1051 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,473 Swung on. A drive hit high and deep. 1052 01:10:37,642 --> 01:10:39,574 And this one is gone. 1053 01:10:39,708 --> 01:10:42,299 - 7-0. - Matsui has hit his second home run of the night. 1054 01:10:42,441 --> 01:10:43,872 Hey. It's only a game. 1055 01:10:48,142 --> 01:10:50,005 That was like- 1056 01:10:51,209 --> 01:10:53,606 Yeah. 1057 01:10:53,742 --> 01:10:55,832 I mean- I mean, you were- 1058 01:10:56,908 --> 01:10:59,203 Thank you. 1059 01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:02,172 Not- Not just physically. 1060 01:11:02,309 --> 01:11:06,764 I mean, it felt like- like we were- 1061 01:11:08,075 --> 01:11:10,007 Mm-hmm. 1062 01:11:12,442 --> 01:11:15,306 I think this might be the greatest night of my life. 1063 01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:31,237 Hello. 1064 01:11:31,377 --> 01:11:35,173 Hold on. I think it's Troy. It's really noisy. 1065 01:11:36,510 --> 01:11:39,032 - Hey. Do you want some food? - Yeah. 1066 01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:41,607 - Okay. - Hello? 1067 01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:47,002 - Hey, what's that noise? - Ben, we won! We won! 1068 01:11:47,144 --> 01:11:49,541 We were losing 7-0 in the bottom of the ninth! 1069 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:51,869 We scored eight runs! Ten straight hits! 1070 01:11:52,011 --> 01:11:55,704 It was unbelievable, man! It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park! 1071 01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:59,332 Can you hear this? It's bedlam here, man! 1072 01:11:59,478 --> 01:12:03,342 Yes! By- By the end, the stands were literally shaking! 1073 01:12:03,478 --> 01:12:06,932 The fire marshal had to get the- to stop jumping up and down! 1074 01:12:08,811 --> 01:12:11,003 The one game you missed! 1075 01:12:11,144 --> 01:12:14,042 You missed the greatest game ever! 1076 01:12:18,378 --> 01:12:21,866 This is an historic night, Natalie. 1077 01:12:22,012 --> 01:12:27,706 And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street. 1078 01:12:27,845 --> 01:12:31,868 I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets. 1079 01:12:32,012 --> 01:12:36,205 Moments ago I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle. 1080 01:12:36,345 --> 01:12:39,742 I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children. 1081 01:12:39,879 --> 01:12:41,742 It is absolute bedlam down here. 1082 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:44,868 Right now I think we're witnessing the largest conga line ever. 1083 01:12:45,046 --> 01:12:49,172 I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party. 1084 01:13:00,313 --> 01:13:03,006 Hi. Would you like an omelet? 1085 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:06,645 They... won. 1086 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:08,712 The Red Sox? 1087 01:13:08,847 --> 01:13:11,677 Oh, good! This really is your night. 1088 01:13:11,813 --> 01:13:15,802 No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7. 1089 01:13:15,947 --> 01:13:19,379 It was the best game ever. I- I can't- 1090 01:13:19,513 --> 01:13:21,445 I- I never miss a game. 1091 01:13:21,613 --> 01:13:23,602 Ever. This is like a nightmare. 1092 01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:26,678 No, this is beyond that. This is like a punishment from God or something. 1093 01:13:26,813 --> 01:13:29,608 Two minutes ago you said this was the best night of your life. 1094 01:13:29,747 --> 01:13:32,372 Yeah. Two minutes ago it was. 1095 01:13:32,514 --> 01:13:35,036 Hey. I didn't tell you not to go. 1096 01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:37,043 Oh, no. No, no. Of course not. No. 1097 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:40,078 You had nothing to do with it. I just suddenly had a whim... 1098 01:13:40,214 --> 01:13:43,611 after 11 years of never missing an inning, to suddenly not go to a Yankees game. 1099 01:13:43,748 --> 01:13:46,043 Hey. 1100 01:13:47,681 --> 01:13:50,306 Wasn't it you yourself that said just tonight... 1101 01:13:50,447 --> 01:13:52,310 "It's only a game"? 1102 01:13:52,482 --> 01:13:55,107 Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah. 1103 01:13:55,282 --> 01:13:58,305 - Kick me when I'm down. That's great. - It is just a game. 1104 01:13:58,482 --> 01:14:00,640 Clearly, it's not just a game! 1105 01:14:00,782 --> 01:14:03,839 If it was, then obviously I wouldn't care about it this much. 1106 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,844 Twenty-three years. 1107 01:14:05,981 --> 01:14:08,412 Do you still care about anything you cared about 23 years ago? 1108 01:14:08,548 --> 01:14:11,672 How about 10? How about five? 1109 01:14:11,815 --> 01:14:14,838 Name me a single thing that you’ve cared about for 23 years. 1110 01:14:16,615 --> 01:14:21,547 Yeah. No, um, there isn't actually anything I've wanted for 23 years... 1111 01:14:21,682 --> 01:14:24,375 because 23 years ago I was seven... 1112 01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:29,039 and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, I would think that my life went terribly wrong. 1113 01:14:31,249 --> 01:14:34,181 I- I just thought tonight was so different. 1114 01:14:34,349 --> 01:14:36,281 You broke my heart, Ben. 1115 01:14:37,416 --> 01:14:39,348 Hey. 1116 01:14:55,716 --> 01:14:57,705 Awesome! Whoo-hoo! 1117 01:14:57,850 --> 01:14:59,713 Wow! 1118 01:14:59,883 --> 01:15:00,906 - Wow! - Yeah, baby! 1119 01:15:05,450 --> 01:15:08,938 Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season... 1120 01:15:09,084 --> 01:15:11,276 has certainly taken a turn for the worse. 1121 01:15:12,984 --> 01:15:17,313 Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers. 1122 01:15:17,450 --> 01:15:19,348 Curse of the Bam bi no. 1123 01:15:19,485 --> 01:15:21,882 T o think we quit our jobs for that road trip. 1124 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:23,950 It's not a curse. 1125 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:27,481 Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened? 1126 01:15:27,618 --> 01:15:29,607 April 1912. 1127 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,812 Oh, you- 1128 01:15:36,952 --> 01:15:39,179 Well, that's it. 1129 01:15:39,318 --> 01:15:41,250 The Yankees officially clinch the division. 1130 01:15:41,418 --> 01:15:44,906 Seven years in a row now, we finish with our faces in their butts. 1131 01:15:45,052 --> 01:15:48,211 Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, okay? 1132 01:15:48,352 --> 01:15:50,284 We still have the wild card. 1133 01:15:50,419 --> 01:15:53,816 Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland or Anaheim- on the road. 1134 01:15:53,952 --> 01:15:56,349 Then we gotta play the Yankees in the House of Pain. 1135 01:15:56,486 --> 01:15:59,179 Why do we inflict this on ourselves? 1136 01:15:59,352 --> 01:16:01,181 Why? 1137 01:16:01,319 --> 01:16:03,182 I'll tell you why. 1138 01:16:03,319 --> 01:16:05,648 'Cause the Red Sox never let you down. 1139 01:16:05,819 --> 01:16:08,614 - Huh? - That's right. I mean- 1140 01:16:08,753 --> 01:16:11,776 Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series in a century or so? 1141 01:16:11,953 --> 01:16:14,316 So what? They're here. 1142 01:16:14,452 --> 01:16:16,781 Every April, they're here. 1143 01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:20,316 At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. 1144 01:16:20,453 --> 01:16:23,782 And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you. 1145 01:16:23,919 --> 01:16:26,111 Does anyone else in your life do that? 1146 01:16:26,253 --> 01:16:28,048 The Red Sox don't get divorced. 1147 01:16:28,186 --> 01:16:31,549 This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you. 1148 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:34,380 You know, I don't ask her to give up her family, do I? 1149 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:38,543 Come on! Let's get some runs! Let's get some runs! 1150 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,345 You know the best part? I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan. 1151 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,543 I mean, I'm tough. I've been through a lot in this park, man. 1152 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:48,185 I can take this. 1153 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,979 Because I am bulletproof. 1154 01:16:58,221 --> 01:17:02,585 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1155 01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:07,153 Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it! 1156 01:17:11,554 --> 01:17:14,019 Open the door, man! 1157 01:17:14,155 --> 01:17:16,053 Little roller up along first. 1158 01:17:16,188 --> 01:17:20,086 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1159 01:17:20,255 --> 01:17:22,447 - Oh, my God. - The Buckner game? 1160 01:17:22,589 --> 01:17:24,679 - I thought you took that away from him! - I did! 1161 01:17:24,822 --> 01:17:27,117 Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner! 1162 01:17:29,322 --> 01:17:31,254 And the Mets win it! 1163 01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:42,248 It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him. 1164 01:17:42,390 --> 01:17:44,253 He didn't cover first. 1165 01:17:44,390 --> 01:17:47,379 - Where'd you get this? - I- I don't remember. 1166 01:17:47,556 --> 01:17:50,215 Don't lie to me. Right. Do you have anymore of these? 1167 01:17:50,390 --> 01:17:52,288 Huh? Where's your stash? 1168 01:17:52,423 --> 01:17:54,389 Ben, this isn't helping you. 1169 01:17:54,556 --> 01:17:58,044 You understand that? This solves nothing! 1170 01:17:58,189 --> 01:18:00,121 Ben, look at you. 1171 01:18:00,256 --> 01:18:02,119 Yeah, leave me alone. 1172 01:18:04,456 --> 01:18:07,445 - All right. Let's clean him up. - Come on. 1173 01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:10,249 - I let her down. - Let's go. 1174 01:18:10,391 --> 01:18:12,448 - I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox. 1175 01:18:12,590 --> 01:18:14,647 - I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox. 1176 01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:17,278 Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard. 1177 01:18:17,424 --> 01:18:19,651 I got the shoulder right now. 1178 01:18:19,823 --> 01:18:23,118 - What are you doing? - Relax. I'm a doctor. 1179 01:18:23,257 --> 01:18:27,155 Yeah, well, not to pry, Doc, but why are you shaving my balls? 1180 01:18:29,124 --> 01:18:32,215 - Well, if you don't want me to- - No, I don't want you to. 1181 01:18:32,357 --> 01:18:34,323 - Whatever. - Hey. 1182 01:18:40,292 --> 01:18:44,917 - Bottom of the 10th. - Swing and a fly ball to left field! Way back! 1183 01:18:45,058 --> 01:18:47,148 Way back! The Red Sox are going... 1184 01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:50,019 to the American League Championship Series... 1185 01:18:50,158 --> 01:18:53,124 on the back of David Ortiz! 1186 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:55,281 Al I right. You've been waiting al I year for this. 1187 01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:58,083 The Yankees, Red Sox, the best rivalry in sports starts tonight. 1188 01:18:58,258 --> 01:19:00,621 8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on. 1189 01:19:00,759 --> 01:19:03,816 The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera. 1190 01:19:03,959 --> 01:19:06,618 To second for one. On to first. Double play! 1191 01:19:06,759 --> 01:19:10,020 And the Yankees take game one. 1192 01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:13,283 The Yankees are a strike away. Here's a 1-2 pitch. 1193 01:19:13,426 --> 01:19:16,153 Struck him out swinging That'll wrap it up. 1194 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:20,691 For the second night in a row, the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox. 1195 01:19:21,826 --> 01:19:24,758 Here's a 2-0. Mueller flies to center. 1196 01:19:24,893 --> 01:19:27,484 Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it. 1197 01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:31,319 The end of a long night, and perhaps the end for the Boston Red Sox... 1198 01:19:31,493 --> 01:19:35,255 losing tonight 19-8, now falling in the series three games to none. 1199 01:19:35,393 --> 01:19:37,858 I mean, this thing is over. They keep swinging the bats... 1200 01:19:37,993 --> 01:19:39,891 the way they are, Don, this thing's done. 1201 01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:46,687 19-8. Good God. 1202 01:19:46,826 --> 01:19:50,280 Will you stop saying that? Okay? 1203 01:19:50,427 --> 01:19:53,257 - Now, who we pitching tomorrow? - What's the difference? 1204 01:19:53,394 --> 01:19:55,451 We're losing three games to nothing to the Yankees. 1205 01:19:55,594 --> 01:19:58,718 In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs has ever come back from that. 1206 01:19:58,861 --> 01:20:02,588 It's over. It's finished. Bye. Wave to it. Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie. 1207 01:20:02,761 --> 01:20:06,318 Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek? 1208 01:20:07,661 --> 01:20:09,751 Yeah. That is him. 1209 01:20:09,894 --> 01:20:11,792 With Johnny Damon and Trot. 1210 01:20:11,927 --> 01:20:14,324 - They're eating. - So what? 1211 01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:17,620 So what? We're sitting here dining on our guts over the Red Sox. 1212 01:20:17,762 --> 01:20:20,557 And there three members of the Red Sox are eating. 1213 01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:22,684 With gusto? 1214 01:20:22,828 --> 01:20:24,952 - Ironic. - Ironic? 1215 01:20:25,094 --> 01:20:28,026 Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this. 1216 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:30,127 Would you please be cool? 1217 01:20:30,261 --> 01:20:32,419 Why shouldn't they eat? 1218 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,493 They-They played hard. They did their best. Move on. 1219 01:20:38,528 --> 01:20:40,426 I kind of envy these guys. 1220 01:20:40,562 --> 01:20:43,426 You know. No. They understand something that we don't. 1221 01:20:43,562 --> 01:20:46,426 Their whole life isn't out in that field. 1222 01:20:46,562 --> 01:20:48,652 It's their job. It's not an obsession. 1223 01:20:50,062 --> 01:20:52,323 My God! 1224 01:20:52,462 --> 01:20:54,325 It's official. I'm an idiot. 1225 01:21:05,263 --> 01:21:07,592 That's funny because I was gonna- 1226 01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,852 - Can you get the door? - Sure. 1227 01:21:17,163 --> 01:21:19,628 Hello. 1228 01:21:20,764 --> 01:21:24,321 Uh, is- is Lindsey- Who are you? 1229 01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:26,587 I'm Patrick. Who are you? 1230 01:21:26,730 --> 01:21:30,685 - I'm Ben. - Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie. 1231 01:21:30,830 --> 01:21:32,693 - Please. - Hey, Ern. 1232 01:21:32,830 --> 01:21:35,295 Ernie! Ernie, be nice. 1233 01:21:35,431 --> 01:21:38,056 You be a good boy now. 1234 01:21:38,197 --> 01:21:40,129 - Uh- - Come on. Sorry. 1235 01:21:41,598 --> 01:21:43,461 - Ben. - Hi. 1236 01:21:43,598 --> 01:21:46,825 Uh, what are you-what are you, having a party? 1237 01:21:46,964 --> 01:21:50,361 Uh, a group of us, um, just had this work thing... 1238 01:21:50,498 --> 01:21:53,020 and then some of us came back here after. 1239 01:21:54,164 --> 01:21:56,187 Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay? 1240 01:21:56,331 --> 01:21:58,922 - Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good. Thanks. 1241 01:22:02,198 --> 01:22:04,663 - Are you- Are you on a date? - No. It's- 1242 01:22:04,798 --> 01:22:07,161 It's a work thing. 1243 01:22:07,299 --> 01:22:10,992 I didn't want to go alone, so, you know- Carrie and Ezra are here as well. 1244 01:22:11,132 --> 01:22:15,564 Oh. So it's a double date. Well, that's- that's perfect. That's great. 1245 01:22:15,699 --> 01:22:19,563 - Ben, what are you doing here? - I- I wanted to talk to you. I- 1246 01:22:21,098 --> 01:22:23,325 I can't believe you’re on a date. This is like- 1247 01:22:23,465 --> 01:22:26,589 - I'm not. - Yeah, well, you know what? Look. I'll call ya. 1248 01:22:26,732 --> 01:22:28,721 Sorry I bothered you. I'll call ya. 1249 01:22:30,033 --> 01:22:31,896 No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry. 1250 01:22:32,033 --> 01:22:35,226 I came here for a reason. All right. Look. I love you, Lindsey. 1251 01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:38,729 And I think that we should give this another chance. 1252 01:22:40,566 --> 01:22:43,430 - Did you hear me? - Ben- 1253 01:22:43,566 --> 01:22:45,758 Oh- Look, look, look. 1254 01:22:45,932 --> 01:22:48,090 You finish your evening. All right? I'll hang out here... 1255 01:22:48,266 --> 01:22:50,390 and when you're done with your date, we'll get married. 1256 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,932 I don't think so. 1257 01:22:57,167 --> 01:22:59,065 Hey. What are you saying? I mean- 1258 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,166 You know, you said you wanted more. 1259 01:23:01,301 --> 01:23:04,596 I mean, this is as more as there is. There is no more. 1260 01:23:04,733 --> 01:23:07,290 Yes. But this isn’t you. This is the other guy. 1261 01:23:07,434 --> 01:23:09,400 - What other guy? - It's October. 1262 01:23:09,534 --> 01:23:12,931 They're one game from elimination. You're becoming Winter Guy again. 1263 01:23:13,067 --> 01:23:15,259 I already know I like Winter Guy. 1264 01:23:15,401 --> 01:23:17,525 It's Summer Guy that broke my heart. 1265 01:23:17,668 --> 01:23:19,634 Summer Guy is gone. 1266 01:23:19,768 --> 01:23:22,393 Yes, until summer. 1267 01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:25,294 - No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like- - Ben... 1268 01:23:26,968 --> 01:23:29,229 just too much has happened. 1269 01:23:31,035 --> 01:23:32,898 Oh. 1270 01:23:33,035 --> 01:23:34,933 All right. Look, look. Uh- 1271 01:23:35,068 --> 01:23:37,431 When the whole baby thing happened, I admit I froze. 1272 01:23:37,568 --> 01:23:40,795 All right. I thought of a million different reasons why I shouldn't be a father. 1273 01:23:40,934 --> 01:23:43,798 But then I thought of a reason why I should. 1274 01:23:43,934 --> 01:23:45,866 Because it would be ours. 1275 01:23:46,001 --> 01:23:48,523 You know, it's pieces of us. And I got so excited. 1276 01:23:48,669 --> 01:23:51,396 I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys... 1277 01:23:51,535 --> 01:23:53,727 and a little size-one Red Sox jersey... 1278 01:23:53,902 --> 01:23:56,265 like, for a player to be named later. 1279 01:23:56,402 --> 01:23:59,391 I still have it for... whenever. 1280 01:24:02,503 --> 01:24:05,128 Ben, I just got so hurt. 1281 01:24:05,269 --> 01:24:07,201 Really hurt. 1282 01:24:08,703 --> 01:24:10,669 And sometimes... 1283 01:24:10,803 --> 01:24:12,735 when that happens- 1284 01:24:14,469 --> 01:24:17,957 something inside just shuts off. 1285 01:24:21,269 --> 01:24:24,064 I'm sorry. 1286 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,930 - Oh. None for me. - Oh, come on. 1287 01:25:12,071 --> 01:25:13,696 - Since when did you stop drinking? - Yeah. 1288 01:25:13,838 --> 01:25:16,235 Since I... got pregnant. 1289 01:25:18,371 --> 01:25:21,098 - Molly. - I knew it! 1290 01:25:21,239 --> 01:25:23,205 - You did not. - Mm-hmm. 1291 01:25:23,338 --> 01:25:26,202 I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. " Was Steve excited? 1292 01:25:26,339 --> 01:25:29,032 Are you kidding? He ran out and bought him- her- 1293 01:25:29,172 --> 01:25:31,229 a little train engineer hat. 1294 01:25:31,372 --> 01:25:33,701 - Oh, I'm sorry. - They do that, don't they? Little hats- 1295 01:25:33,872 --> 01:25:36,667 - Hello. It's Chris! - You gotta come with me. 1296 01:25:36,805 --> 01:25:39,929 - Molly's pregnant. - Mr. Myerson just announced you got the promotion. 1297 01:25:40,072 --> 01:25:43,595 - Oh, God! Sorry. - Oh, my God. Now my breasts are engorged. 1298 01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:46,204 - That was Lindsey. She got her promotion. - He's waiting. 1299 01:25:46,339 --> 01:25:49,532 He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass. I told him you're in the ladies' room. 1300 01:25:49,673 --> 01:25:51,536 Oh. Thank you. Okay. 1301 01:25:51,673 --> 01:25:54,639 Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry. I gotta go. 1302 01:25:54,773 --> 01:25:56,238 Go, go. 1303 01:25:56,373 --> 01:25:58,362 - I gotta go. - Guess what Chris is doing right now. 1304 01:25:58,507 --> 01:26:01,064 He's buying Ben's baseball tickets. 1305 01:26:01,206 --> 01:26:03,069 What? 1306 01:26:03,206 --> 01:26:05,569 Ben is selling Chris his Red Sox tickets. 1307 01:26:05,707 --> 01:26:09,104 - Lindsey, please. Let's go! - Wait. You mean, like, um, for today. 1308 01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:13,638 No. I mean, like, forever. For 125,000, it better be forever. 1309 01:26:13,807 --> 01:26:16,364 Are you guys that rich? 1310 01:26:16,507 --> 01:26:18,530 Yeah. 1311 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,606 Why don't you dress better? 1312 01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:22,603 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1313 01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:26,069 Ben- my Ben- is selling his Red Sox seats? 1314 01:26:26,207 --> 01:26:29,002 To hell with the seats. They're holding champagne. 1315 01:26:29,141 --> 01:26:31,470 Come on. 1316 01:26:31,608 --> 01:26:34,631 Let's go, Red Sox! 1317 01:26:34,775 --> 01:26:36,798 Let's go, Red Sox! 1318 01:26:38,675 --> 01:26:40,902 You know, what you’re doing is illegal. 1319 01:26:41,074 --> 01:26:43,198 That's right. Technically, if you give up your tickets... 1320 01:26:43,374 --> 01:26:45,340 you're supposed to give 'em to the Red Sox. 1321 01:26:45,508 --> 01:26:48,474 Hey. We're friends. Okay? They'll still be in his name. 1322 01:26:48,641 --> 01:26:51,334 They'll mail them to him, then he'll give them to me. 1323 01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:54,565 - Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? - He's new. 1324 01:26:54,708 --> 01:26:56,606 I don't know. You want the tickets or not? 1325 01:26:56,741 --> 01:26:59,206 - Come on. Ow! - Shame on you. 1326 01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,897 Your Uncle Carl saw 3,000 games from these seats. 1327 01:27:02,042 --> 01:27:05,166 He's gonna come back and haunt you for this. 1328 01:27:05,309 --> 01:27:08,433 Speech! 1329 01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:11,930 Let's go. Come on. 1330 01:27:12,076 --> 01:27:15,042 Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson. 1331 01:27:15,176 --> 01:27:16,539 Um- 1332 01:27:16,676 --> 01:27:18,937 The truth is I- I like it here. 1333 01:27:19,076 --> 01:27:20,974 I like this work. 1334 01:27:21,109 --> 01:27:23,802 I know what I'm doing when I'm here. 1335 01:27:24,942 --> 01:27:27,305 I n fact, it's the only place... 1336 01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:29,567 where I know what I'm doing. 1337 01:27:29,709 --> 01:27:32,539 This is, uh, controllable. 1338 01:27:33,810 --> 01:27:35,742 It's safe. 1339 01:27:37,643 --> 01:27:39,370 Oh, my God. 1340 01:27:39,510 --> 01:27:42,669 He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me. 1341 01:27:42,810 --> 01:27:45,776 What have I ever given up for anybody that meant that much? 1342 01:27:45,910 --> 01:27:48,876 I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go. 1343 01:27:49,010 --> 01:27:53,738 You realize you’re selling your seats for exactly the same price they sold Babe Ruth for. 1344 01:27:53,877 --> 01:27:57,536 You said it yourself. Relationships come and go, but the Red Sox are forever. 1345 01:27:57,677 --> 01:27:59,700 I want my sponges back. 1346 01:27:59,843 --> 01:28:03,240 - Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning? - I bet you wouldn't. 1347 01:28:03,377 --> 01:28:05,343 We're never winning. That's the point. 1348 01:28:05,477 --> 01:28:07,409 We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3. 1349 01:28:07,544 --> 01:28:09,634 They got Rivera warming up in the bull pen. Look. 1350 01:28:09,778 --> 01:28:11,710 Designated hitter. Number 18. 1351 01:28:11,844 --> 01:28:13,707 John Olerud. 1352 01:28:13,844 --> 01:28:16,742 Look. If I keep these seats... 1353 01:28:16,878 --> 01:28:19,036 all I'll think about every time I'm here is- 1354 01:28:20,312 --> 01:28:22,402 is what I gave up for them. 1355 01:28:30,011 --> 01:28:32,238 Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere? 1356 01:28:32,378 --> 01:28:35,003 - Sold out, sweetie. It's the play-offs. - All right. 1357 01:28:35,145 --> 01:28:37,610 - Hey. Hey. You need tickets? - Oh. You too. 1358 01:28:37,745 --> 01:28:39,142 No, no. I got tickets. 1359 01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:42,142 - We-Then why the sign? - That's for the cops. 1360 01:28:42,278 --> 01:28:44,709 Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets. 1361 01:28:44,845 --> 01:28:48,072 - Okay. I need a ticket. - Calm down. I got two. 300 apiece. 1362 01:28:48,212 --> 01:28:50,201 - What? - Hey. The only reason they're that cheap... 1363 01:28:50,346 --> 01:28:52,244 - is because it's the eighth inning. - Fine. 1364 01:28:52,379 --> 01:28:55,174 - I'll take one. - I can't split 'em up. 1365 01:29:00,246 --> 01:29:02,575 - Thank you. - Hey, hey. You know what? 1366 01:29:02,713 --> 01:29:06,509 Since you only need the one ticket, I'll buy the other one back for, like, 50 bucks. 1367 01:29:06,646 --> 01:29:09,134 Oh, okay. That sounds good. Oops. 1368 01:29:09,279 --> 01:29:11,836 Enjoy the game. 1369 01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:15,912 Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back? 1370 01:29:16,047 --> 01:29:19,070 It's- It's not just for her, okay? It's also for me, okay? 1371 01:29:19,213 --> 01:29:22,145 I gotta get my life in order. Some perspective. 1372 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:24,143 - Some balance. - Hey. We've got a deal. 1373 01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:26,337 I'll buy your seats. 1374 01:29:27,813 --> 01:29:29,676 It's a real ticket. 1375 01:29:29,814 --> 01:29:32,143 Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance. 1376 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:34,871 - You're way over in center field. - I just gotta get in for a minute- 1377 01:29:35,013 --> 01:29:39,445 - That's a ploy. I know it's a ploy. You're in center field. - Fine. 1378 01:29:40,847 --> 01:29:42,813 Groundball to the right side. 1379 01:29:42,947 --> 01:29:45,276 A race to the bag. Rivera is there. 1380 01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:48,278 And the Yankees are three defensive outs away from the World Series. 1381 01:29:48,415 --> 01:29:50,108 Into the ninth. 1382 01:29:53,781 --> 01:29:56,372 Excuse me. 1383 01:29:56,515 --> 01:29:58,639 Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry. 1384 01:29:58,782 --> 01:30:00,748 - Excuse me. - Watch it. 1385 01:30:00,882 --> 01:30:03,006 Excuse me. Sorry. 1386 01:30:07,682 --> 01:30:10,045 - Can I borrow these for a second? Thank you. - Yeah. 1387 01:30:10,182 --> 01:30:12,114 Sure. 1388 01:30:21,648 --> 01:30:23,580 No. 1389 01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:25,681 Why don't you have a cell phone, you idiot? 1390 01:30:25,815 --> 01:30:29,440 Sign by the red tab. Initial by the yellow tabs. 1391 01:30:29,582 --> 01:30:32,412 What are you buying, the stadium? Look at that thing. 1392 01:30:32,582 --> 01:30:35,706 Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay? Thank you. 1393 01:30:37,983 --> 01:30:40,175 Hey. Down in front. Come on, sweetie. 1394 01:30:40,316 --> 01:30:42,248 Hold your horses, buddy. 1395 01:30:44,616 --> 01:30:46,605 Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now. 1396 01:30:46,749 --> 01:30:48,873 Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number. 1397 01:31:01,717 --> 01:31:04,182 That's odd. 1398 01:31:04,317 --> 01:31:06,180 You're having a stroke. Good. 1399 01:31:06,350 --> 01:31:08,407 I don't want to talk now. I'm at the ball game. 1400 01:31:08,583 --> 01:31:09,980 Chris! 1401 01:31:10,117 --> 01:31:11,548 Damn it! 1402 01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:14,409 Ben, come on. 1403 01:31:14,550 --> 01:31:15,913 - Don't do it. - This is crazy. 1404 01:31:16,051 --> 01:31:17,914 Think about it, Ben. 1405 01:31:18,051 --> 01:31:19,914 Check's all made out. 1406 01:31:20,051 --> 01:31:22,573 I'll invite you to some of the games. 1407 01:31:30,551 --> 01:31:32,483 I'm sorry, Uncle Carl. 1408 01:31:33,985 --> 01:31:37,212 Another idiot. 1409 01:31:57,786 --> 01:32:00,809 Hold it. Hold it. 1410 01:32:00,952 --> 01:32:04,475 Don, I hate to interrupt, but something is happening in center field. 1411 01:32:07,419 --> 01:32:11,545 This young lady jumped out of centerfield. 1412 01:32:11,686 --> 01:32:13,743 No. No. The TV. 1413 01:32:13,919 --> 01:32:16,043 Give her a little credit. She's pretty impressive. 1414 01:32:16,219 --> 01:32:18,185 She took her heels off. 1415 01:32:18,353 --> 01:32:20,410 Pretty good-looking too. 1416 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,843 Go on! 1417 01:32:31,987 --> 01:32:34,544 You see that? She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt. 1418 01:32:34,687 --> 01:32:37,676 Oh, cool! 1419 01:32:41,953 --> 01:32:44,851 Hey! 1420 01:32:44,987 --> 01:32:47,475 Ben! 1421 01:32:50,387 --> 01:32:51,647 - Lindsey. - Ben! 1422 01:32:53,454 --> 01:32:56,647 Ben. Ben! 1423 01:32:56,788 --> 01:32:59,345 What are you doing? You're gonna get arrested. 1424 01:32:59,454 --> 01:33:03,250 - Don't sell your tickets, okay? - That's why you ran across the whole field? 1425 01:33:03,387 --> 01:33:05,376 - Yes. To stop you. - What? 1426 01:33:05,521 --> 01:33:09,009 - You're out of here. - Just give me a second, okay? Just give me a second. Please! 1427 01:33:09,155 --> 01:33:12,314 You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield- the grass- is it spongy? 1428 01:33:12,455 --> 01:33:15,182 - Ben, focus. - Sorry. 1429 01:33:15,322 --> 01:33:19,084 These seats are important to you, okay? This is your summer family, your Uncle Carl. 1430 01:33:19,221 --> 01:33:22,516 - You love these seats. - No. I fell in love with this when I was seven... 1431 01:33:22,689 --> 01:33:24,813 because I had nothing else. 1432 01:33:24,988 --> 01:33:27,715 Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this. 1433 01:33:27,855 --> 01:33:29,787 I don't want this. 1434 01:33:31,155 --> 01:33:34,053 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1435 01:33:34,189 --> 01:33:37,053 You love me enough to sell your tickets. 1436 01:33:37,189 --> 01:33:39,780 I love you enough not to let you. 1437 01:33:39,922 --> 01:33:43,046 What do you say we try to do all of it? 1438 01:33:43,189 --> 01:33:45,416 Let's try to jerk one out of the park. 1439 01:33:45,556 --> 01:33:47,919 That's the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life. 1440 01:33:48,056 --> 01:33:50,851 Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me. 1441 01:33:50,989 --> 01:33:53,046 - Ben. - Yeah? 1442 01:33:53,189 --> 01:33:55,155 I'm being arrested. 1443 01:33:56,289 --> 01:33:58,948 All right. Let her go, buddy. 1444 01:33:59,122 --> 01:34:01,246 Never. 1445 01:34:24,090 --> 01:34:26,317 Well, you pretty much know the rest. 1446 01:34:26,490 --> 01:34:28,785 Rivera walks Millar. Roberts pinch-runs and steals second. 1447 01:34:29,291 --> 01:34:31,984 Mueller drives 'em in. 1448 01:34:32,158 --> 01:34:34,215 Ortiz in extra innings. 1449 01:34:34,391 --> 01:34:37,323 Extra innings again the next night. 1450 01:34:36,591 --> 01:34:39,254 Schilling's bloody sock in New York. 1451 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:41,749 L owe and Pedro find their form. 1452 01:34:42,224 --> 01:34:44,190 Damon's grand salami in game seven. 1453 01:34:44,742 --> 01:34:46,233 Bye-bye, Bambino. 1454 01:34:46,575 --> 01:34:49,599 Boston Red Sox have won the pennant! 1455 01:34:50,109 --> 01:34:54,404 So what am I saying? That it was all karma because Lindsey came back to Ben? 1456 01:34:54,543 --> 01:34:57,736 Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went to St. Louis for the Series... 1457 01:34:57,875 --> 01:35:00,397 me and the girls and Artie told them... 1458 01:35:00,543 --> 01:35:02,804 "You two gotta be there to keep this thing goin'." 1459 01:35:02,310 --> 01:35:05,105 And they went, and lo and behold- 1460 01:35:05,243 --> 01:35:08,538 Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it. 1461 01:35:08,677 --> 01:35:11,438 The Boston Red Sox are world champions. 1462 01:35:11,577 --> 01:35:15,065 And that night there was a blue moon and a total eclipse. 1463 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:17,641 And those are the facts. 1464 01:35:23,944 --> 01:35:26,637 Oh. One more thing. 1465 01:35:26,777 --> 01:35:29,265 You know that little player to be named later? 1466 01:35:29,445 --> 01:35:33,207 Ben says if it’s a boy, they'll name him Ted Williams Wrightman. 1467 01:35:33,344 --> 01:35:36,741 If it’s a girl, Carla Yastrzemski Wrightman. 1468 01:35:36,878 --> 01:35:40,435 Let's all pray for a boy. 1469 01:37:26,615 --> 01:37:29,638 Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street... 1470 01:37:29,782 --> 01:37:31,771 where Sox fans hang- 1471 01:38:30,217 --> 01:38:32,115 ...cars, SUV’s, trucks and work trucks. 1472 01:38:32,250 --> 01:38:34,374 Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac. 1473 01:40:35,988 --> 01:40:38,283 Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free. 1474 01:40:38,421 --> 01:40:40,909 Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and- 1475 01:41:26,323 --> 01:41:28,754 WEEl in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan program. 1476 01:41:33,024 --> 01:41:36,081 Rolling. One, two, three. And- 1477 01:43:12,727 --> 01:43:14,988 Let's go, Red Sox!