FILLMORE. I'M ON IT.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
AND NOW, "FILLMORE."
TODAY'S EPISODE -- THE CURRENCY OF DOUBT.
ONE, TWO, THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
AND UP!
COME ON, COACH.
YOU GONNA KEEP BUSTIN' OUR CONK ALL MORNING?
IN MY COUNTRY, YOU WOULD HOLD HER UP ALL DAY.
GOOD FOR MUSCLES.
ALL DAY? OUCHIES, NATASHA.
YOU HAVE SMART MOUTH, BUT GOOD FORM.
PUT HER DOWN, TOBY.
LOOKEE WHAT I GOT HERE, T --
YOUR FAVE BREAKFAST, A MILKMIGHT BAR.
OOPS, HEY, SORRY. I BOUGHT IT, SO I GOT IT.
COME ON, GIVE IT!
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T EAT IT ANYWAY.
WHAT SMOIT DO WE HAVE TODAY?
[ GASPS ] A HONEY. IT'S OUR LUCKY DAY, T.
WHY DO YOU COLLECT THESE SILLY TICKETS?
FOR THE PRIZES, GLASNOST. LIGHTEN UP.
I AM GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
I THOUGHT THE DOCTOR SAID YOUR LEG WAS HEALED.
SUCH INJURIES CAN NEVER HEAL.
HEY!
IT'S ALL MINE, MINE!
CORRECTION -- OURS.
ADD IT TO THE STASH, T. OKAY.
WE'RE GOING DOWN AS LEGENDS FOR SURE,
AND WITH THIS, WE HAVE THE LARGEST SMOIT STASH
IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SCHOOL.
NOW WE CAN BUY THAT -- TOBY, WHERE ARE THEY?
WHERE ARE THEY?!
WE'VE BEEN COLLECTING SMOITS OFF BAGS OF PORRIDGE CHIPS
AND MILKMIGHT BREAKFAST BARS FOR OVER A YEAR.
TINA ATE THE BARS, AND I ATE THE CHIPS.
DON'T DIG THE MILKMIGHT BARS?
I GOT THE BIG L.I. -- LACTOSE INTOLERANCE.
THIS PLACE IS CLEAN --
NO FORCED ENTRY, NO FINGERPRINTS, NO NOTHING.
I'D GUESS SOMEONE KNEW THE LOCKER COMBINATION.
MAYBE, BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNEW THAT COMBINATION --
TOBY, TINA, AND THEIR COACH.
DANCE COMPETITION IS ONLY FEW DAYS AWAY!
HOW CAN MY DANCERS CONCENTRATE ON COMPETITION
WHEN THEY ARE WORRYING ABOUT THEIR SMOO-- SMEE-- SMI--
JUST SOLVE CRIME!
[ Crying ] NO!
I ATE CASES OF MILKMIGHT BARS FOR THOSE SMOITS!
THOSE BARS TASTE LIKE TILE GROUT.
EASY, SUGAR BABY, EASY.
WE'LL GET YOUR SMOITS BACK.
FIRST, WE GOTTA TALK TO AN EXPERT.
SO, YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT SMOITS, HUH?
YEAH. ANY INFORMATION YOU COULD GIVE US WOULD BE HELPFUL.
ANY WIPPOWUT WITH A SEWING MACHINE
CAN CRANK OUT AN ORANGE BELT.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SAFETY PATROLS?
CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
OKAY, SMOITS ARE A PROMOTION THOUGHT UP
BY SNACK-FOOD MANUFACTURERS --
CANDY, SODA, CHIPS, YOU NAME IT.
HOW BIG DID YOU SAY THIS SMOIT HEIST WAS?
10,000.
[ WHISTLES ]
THOSE DANCERS BEEN BUSY LITTLE BEES.
MIND IF I --
WHERE WAS I? OH, YEAH.
SMOITS COME IN DENOMINATIONS --
5s, 10s, 20s -- JUST LIKE REAL MONEY.
COLLECT ENOUGH OF THEM, AND A KID COULD BUY TOYS, ELECTRONICS,
GAMES, HAIR-CARE PRODUCTS.
[ SNAP ] OUCH! [ CHUCKLES ]
GOOD ONE. NICE AND SNAPPY.
AROUND HERE, LOTS OF KIDS ARE INTO SMOITS,
BUT MOST SPEND THEM FAST.
THEN THEY TRY TO GET MORE ANY WAY THEY CAN,
ESPECIALLY AT THE TABLES.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
GAMBLING. BINGO.
IT'S UNDERGROUND, IN THE BASEMENT OF THE NUTRITION BARN.
WORD IS YOUR HOOFER BOY PLAYED MORE THAN A FEW HANDS THERE.
WAIT. TOBY?
GO AHEAD, CHECK IT OUT, BUT LOSE THE SASHES.
THOSE GAMBLERS DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ORANGE.
SOUNDS LIKE AN UNDERCOVER JOB.
I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT,
BUT GET YOURSELF LOADED UP WITH SMOITS BEFORE YOU GO.
HIGH ROLLERS ONLY.
THANKS FOR THE INFO.
IS IT COOL IF WE COME BACK LATER IF WE HAVE MORE QUESTIONS?
SURE THING, OFFICER, BUT ONLY IF IT'S THIS WEEK.
AS OF NEXT WEEK, ME AND THE FAMILIA ARE MOVING OUT OF TOWN.
OH, AND, OFFICERS, WATCH YOUR BACKS.
STARING DOWN THAT MANY SMOITS CAN CHANGE A KID.
YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ANYBODY.
WE'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
DOG.
UH, FILLMORE, EVER CONSIDER
THAT MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A NEW BELT?
THIS BELT'S BEEN GOOD TO ME.
I'M NOT GIVING IT UP JUST 'CAUSE OF A COUPLE OF TINY RIPS.
YEAH, THAT'S HOW I FEEL
ABOUT MY NEW GATO POWER WOMBATO BED SHEETS.
IT'S THE FINEST IN WOMBAT ANIMé LINENS.
HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT READY?
SOMEONE WAS HOGGING THE BATHROOM.
TEHAMA GOT US A CONTACT NAME TO GET INTO THE CASINO.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SAY WE'RE FRIENDS OF...
KEN HIMMELMAN, HUH.
ANY FRIEND OF HIS IS ALWAYS A FRIEND OF OURS.
WHAT GAME WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY, UH, MISTER...
GIBB. EARL GIBB.
EARL GIBB. JOHNNY NEVADA.
WELCOME TO MY CLUB.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY OLD MAID OR DANDY FOR CANDY?
YOU GOT ANY POKER, BLACKJACK?
IN MY CASINO, THERE IS ONLY OLD MAID OR DANDY FOR CANDY.
WELL, THEN, LET'S GET DANDY.
WOULD YOU HAVE A...
MALT BALL?
GO SHOPPING.
WOULD YOU HAVE A LOLLIPOP?
AW, YEAH. CANDY IS DANDY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
LADY LUCK WAS WITH YOU, FRIEND.
YOU MUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO WIN BACK MY SMOITS.
SORRY. GOTTA MEET MY BOY TOBY IN A FEW.
HEY, YOU KNOW HIM?
DANCER, LIKES TO WEAR CHAINS.
TOBY. WHY, YES.
LIGHT ON HIS FEET, BUT HEAVY INTO DEBT.
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN GREASY LITTLE PUNKS
ARE LATE PAYING THEIR DEBTS.
ALOHA, DUDES. HANG LOOSE.
GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM HAWAII?
KENNY, JUST IN TIME. YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE.
YO, BRA. HAVE WE MET?
KENNY. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
YOU'RE THAT SAFETY PATROLLER,
THE ONE WHO BUSTED ME FOR PEN-PAL FRAUD.
SAFETY PATROLLER?
WELL, UH, WE'LL CATCH YOU ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
DOG.
IS IT EARL GIBB, OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?
SORRY, JOHNNY, GOTTA GO,
BUT LET ME TELL YOU -- IT'S BEEN SWEET.
SORRY. NICE TIE, MY MAN.
WHERE DID THEY GO?!
NO!
NOBODY'S FOLLOWING US.
WELL, WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.
TOBY OWES BIG BUCKS TO JOHNNY NEVADA.
AND THE SMOITS WERE TAKEN
BY SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS TO TOBY'S LOCKER COMBO.
DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD FOR TOBY.
CHECK THIS OUT.
THEY TOOK BREAK.
WE NEED TO SPEAK TO TOBY. MIND IF WE WAIT HERE?
YOU USED TO DANCE.
NO MORE.
NOT SINCE IMBECILE PARTNER DROPPED ME DURING AERIAL,
AND I HURT LEG.
NOW I DANCE ONLY THROUGH TINA AND TOBY.
DID YOU FIND THEM?
CALM DOWN, BABY. GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO TALK.
ACTUALLY, WE NEED TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS, TOBY.
SURE. WHATEVER.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE SMOIT CASINO?
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
TOBY DOESN'T HANG OUT WITH THOSE PEOPLE.
TELL THEM, TOBY.
WHAT'S GOING ON? SOMEONE TELL ME.
TINA, TOBY RACKED UP HUGE DEBTS AT THE SMOIT CASINO,
AND HE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOUR SMOIT COLLECTION TO PAY IT OFF.
NOW, HOLD ON A SEC.
YEAH, MAYBE -- MAYBE I DID A LITTLE PLAYING,
BUT I DIDN'T STEAL OUR STASH.
TOBY?
LISTEN TO ME, SWEET KNEES, IT AIN'T TRUE.
I WAS HOME SICK WHEN IT HAPPENED, COPPIN' SOME NODS.
ANYONE ELSE SEE YOU AT HOME, COPPIN' THOSE ALLEGED NODS --
YOUR PARENTS?
MY PARENTS WERE AT WORK ALL DAY.
T BABY, COME ON, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
IT'S A BUM RAP, I SWEAR IT.
I LOOKED THE OTHER WAY
WHEN YOU EXPERIMENTED WITH MERENGUE DANCING, BUT THIS?
SPENDING OUR WHOLE STASH
IN ONE OF THOSE TRASHY, LOW-CLASS JELLY JOINTS?
YOU DIDN'T JUST LOSE OUR SMOITS, TOBY.
YOU LOST ME.
TINE!
SORRY, TOBY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME WITH US.
I AM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT FROM THIS DAY FORTH,
MY DANCE PARTNER, TOBY, AND I ARE OFFICIALLY SEPARATING.
[ CROWD GASPS ] FURTHER, I HAVE DECIDED TO HOLD AUDITIONS FOR A NEW PARTNER.
SIGN-UP SHEETS WILL BE AVAILABLE TOMORROW MORNING.
THANK YOU.
WHAT NOW?
WELL, WITH THE PERP EXPOSED AND THE SMOITS PROBABLY GONE,
NOT MUCH TO DO, EXCEPT CLOSE THE CASE.
YOU.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE. TINA WON'T TALK TO ME.
THE REPORTERS FROM THAT RAG, THE EXAMINER,
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
EVEN MY DOG IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.
TOBY, ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO YOU, MAN.
DON'T FEED ME THAT OFTTIME JIVE. I GOT MY BOOTS ON.
YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THOSE SMOITS
AND NOT MADE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE DID IT?
I WAS FRAMED, JACK. FRAMED!
OKAY, FINE. MAKE ME BELIEVE IT.
I DIDN'T EVEN PAY OFF MY GAMBLING DEBTS.
DID YOU CHECK THAT ONE OUT, HUH?
CALL NEVADA. ASK HIM YOURSELF.
TILL MY DEBTS ARE PAID,
I'M WORKING FOR HIM, WAITING TABLES.
INGRID, IT'S ME.
MEET ME AT TOBY AND TINA'S LOCKER.
TEHAMA ALREADY DID THIS. THERE WEREN'T ANY CLUES.
BEFORE, WE WERE DEALING WITH A THEFT.
NOW WE'RE DEALING WITH A SETUP.
DIFFERENT CRIMES, DIFFERENT CLUES.
HELLO. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
OOPS.
IF I KNEW I WAS HAVING GUESTS, I WOULD HAVE CLEANED UP.
IT'S LAST WEEK'S LUNCH.
IS THIS THE LUNCH YOU HAD ON THE DAY YOU GOT SICK -- HARD-BOILED EGGS?
YEP.
I USUALLY EAT FIVE, BUT THAT DAY I WAS SICK AFTER FOUR.
[ SNIFFS ]
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE BOTTOM.
LET ME SEE THAT.
PROVOLONE.
THIS EGG IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE.
WITH TOBY'S LACTOSE INTOLERANCE,
THAT WOULD HAVE MADE HIM SICK
ON THE SAME DAY THE CRIME HAPPENED.
Both: HE WAS SET UP.
I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?
YOU GOTTA HELP ME FIND WHO DID THIS.
DON'T WORRY, TOBY. WE WILL.
COULD YOU, UH, DO ME ANOTHER FAVOR?
TALK TO TINA.
TELL HER I'M NOT A DELINQUENT DADDY-O.
IF IT COMES FROM YOU, IT MEANS SOMETHING. DONE.
AND I'LL START LOOKING FOR SHOPS
THAT SELL EGG-SHAPED CHEESE PRODUCTS.
[ SALSA MUSIC PLAYS ]
THIS IS HOPELESS. I'LL NEVER FIND A NEW PARTNER.
YOU COULD TRY STICKING WITH THE OLD ONE.
LOOK, OFFICER FILLMORE, I DON'T CARE IF HE IS INNOCENT.
HE STILL LIED TO ME.
NO! YOU GET OUT!
GET OUT!
I CAN AUDITION IF I WANT.
NOT TO DANCE WITH MY DANCER! OUT!
SEE THAT?
THOSE TWO USED TO BE THE BEST DANCERS AT THIS SCHOOL.
THAT'S NATASHA'S OLD PARTNER, THE ONE WHO DROPPED HER?
SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HIM.
SAID HER LEG WAS HURT, AND SHE HASN'T DANCED SINCE.
BINGO.
THE THING IS, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER LEG.
IT'S ALL IN HER HEAD.
SHE JUST NEVER LEARNED TO TRUST LARRY AGAIN.
OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GO.
ANY CHANCE SHE GETS, SHE TRIES TO MESS UP HIS CAREER.
IT'S KIND OF SAD, REALLY.
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THEIR YEAR TO WIN THE TROPHY.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TRUST YOUR PARTNER,
LIKE I DON'T TRUST TOBY.
YOU KNOW, TINA, THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT YOU DON'T TRUST TOBY,
IT'S THAT YOU WON'T FORGIVE HIM.
I CAN'T FORGIVE HIM. HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT.
HE KNOWS HE MADE A MISTAKE,
BUT YOU DON'T FORGIVE SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY NEED IT.
YOU FORGIVE SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU NEED IT.
YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE YOUR COACH?
BREAK IT DOWN!
NO, NOT EGG-FLAVORED. EGG-SHAPED.
RIGHT. SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.
AN EGG, NOT A PEG.
[ SIGHS ]
NO LUCK ON THE CHEESE SHOP?
PLENTY OF CHEESE STORES AROUND HERE,
BUT NONE OF THEM SELL CHEESE IN THE SHAPE OF EGGS.
CHECK IT.
LARRY DeWOLFE IS NATASHA'S OLD DANCE PARTNER.
HE DROPPED HER ONCE, AND SHE NEVER GOT OVER IT.
SHE TRIED TO PAY HIM BACK BY RUINING HIS CAREER.
HE COULD BE A SUSPECT. HE'S GOT A MOTIVE.
REVENGE.
RUINING NATASHA'S CHANCES OF WINNING THE TROPHY.
GUESS WE SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT.
UH, FILLMORE.
TAPE'S NOT GONNA FIX IT THIS TIME.
I'M TAKING IT TO THE SCHOOL SEAMSTRESS.
YOU KEEP ON SEARCHING FOR A CHEESE SHOP.
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A HOME ADDRESS ON LARRY.
WE SHOULD PAY HIM A VISIT.
WELL, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN, BUT THIS ONE'S MIGHTY WORN.
HMM, NICE DRESS.
IT IS FOR THAT SWEET LITTLE DANCER.
TINA FOUND A PARTNER ALREADY?
TINA. WAS THAT HER NAME?
OH, YES, SHE HAS A PARTNER. NICE BOY.
Fillmore, Ingrid. I found the cheese shop.
THE SHOP CLOSES IN FIVE MINUTES.
[ SIGHS ] CLOSED.
WHOEVER THAT WAS, HE DIDN'T WANT US TO MAKE IT HERE IN TIME.
HE SUCCEEDED... TILL TOMORROW, ANYWAY.
NOT NECESSARILY.
STAY BACK. THIS WON'T BE PRETTY.
I'M PUTTING ON MY CUTE FACE.
OH, SNAPS.
PLEASE, SIR, I KNOW YOU'RE CLOSED,
BUT I NEED EVER SO MUCH TO ASK YOU A LITTLE QUESTION.
MAY I COME IN?
FOR SUCH AN ADORABLE YOUNG LADY, ANYTHING.
OH, YES. THE WORMSLEYDALE CHEESE EGG.
WHAT A LOVELY CUSTOM.
YOU SEE, EVERY YEAR, WHEN REPORT CARDS ARE ISSUED,
ENGLISH PARENTS REWARD STUDIOUS CHILDREN
WITH A DELIGHTFUL WORMSLEYDALE CHEESE EGG.
OH, HOW I YEARNED FOR THESE WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
BUT THEY WERE RATIONED.
THE WAR, YOU KNOW. SO MANY SACRIFICES.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU OPENED A CHEESE SHOP.
WHY, YES. PERHAPS.
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE.
AREN'T YOU A CLEVER ONE?
TERRIBLY SORRY.
I APPEAR TO BE HAVING A SPASM OF SORTS.
YOU REALLY TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM.
IT'LL BE WORTH IT IF WE FIND THE PERP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT!
HEY, PAULIE, WHAT'S CRACKIN'?
OFFICERS. DID YOU SOLVE YOUR CASE?
NOT YET, BUT WE'RE CLOSE.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH SOMEONE.
YOU MOVIN' SOON?
FIRST THING TOMORROW,
WE'RE HEADED TO GOOD OLD POCATELLO, IDAHO.
THANKS FOR THE SMACK ON THE SMOITS.
IT REALLY HELPED.
IT WAS MY PLEASURE, OFFICERS.
MY PLEASURE.
GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. DeWOLFE.
I'M OFFICER FILLMORE, AND THIS IS OFFICER THIRD,
X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL.
WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH LARRY.
YOU MEAN LANCELOT.
THAT LAD NEVER TELLS ANYONE HIS REAL NAME.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I THINK IT'D BE NEAT TO BE NAMED
AFTER ONE OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE, DON'T YOU?
VERY NEAT.
ANY IDEA WHEN LANCELOT MIGHT BE BACK?
HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO ONE OF THOSE DANCE COMPETITIONS HE LIKES TO WATCH.
I'VE JUST MADE SOME BLOOD PUDDING
IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME IN AND WAIT FOR HIM.
HOW ABOUT A NICE BACON KNUCKLE, KIDNEY PIE, SOGGY AUGGIES?
UH, WE CAN'T. WE'RE ON DUTY.
WELL, ANOTHER TIME, THEN. CHEERIO!
DID YOU CATCH THAT VIBE?
THE NASTY FOOD VIBE?
NOT JUST NASTY FOOD, NASTY BRITISH FOOD.
LARRY'S MOM'S AN ANGLOPHILE,
SOMEONE OBSESSED WITH BRITISH CULTURE AND TRADITIONS.
LIKE BRITISH CHEESE EGGS.
DISCO.
SOMETHING TELLS ME WE FOUND OUR PERP.
LANCELOT.
WELCOME TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL TRI-STATE OPEN AMATEUR
EAST-COAST/WEST-COAST/ BOOGIE-WOOGIE
LINDY-HOP INVITATIONALS AND CHILI COOK-OFF.
WE'VE GOT SOME OF THE STATE'S TOP DANCERS COMPETING HERE TONIGHT,
AS WELL AS SOME OF THE STATE'S TOP CHILI CONNOISSEURS.
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
COULD YOU PLEASE -- UGH!
O'FARRELL?
HEY! YOU CAME TO SEE US JIVE?
ACTUALLY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR LARRY DeWOLFE.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
YEAH, HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE ALL AFTERNOON.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
LARRY WAS HERE ALL AFTERNOON.
HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE ONE
WHO TRIED TO STOP US AT THE CHEESE SHOP.
DEAD END.
ONE, TWO...
THAT WAS TOO HARD! TOO HARD!
WAIT A SEC.
MAYBE WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE WRONG PERSON.
MAYBE THE GUY AT THE CHEESE SHOP WAS...A GIRL.
TINA, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PINK DRESS YOU WERE GONNA WEAR?
ARE YOU KIDDING? PINK MAKES ME LOOK BLOTCHY.
ONLY BLONDES CAN WEAR PINK.
WHEN I WAS GETTING MY BELT STITCHED UP,
THE SEAMSTRESS WAS WORKING ON A PINK DRESS --
A PINK DRESS FOR A BLOND DANCER.
NATASHA'S BLOND, BUT ISN'T SHE INJURED?
TINA TOLD ME THAT NATASHA'S PROBLEM WAS MENTAL, NOT PHYSICAL,
AND THAT IF SHE HADN'T GOTTEN HURT,
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HER AND LARRY'S YEAR TO WIN THE TROPHY.
Both: LARRY AND NATASHA GOT BACK TOGETHER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR THE ORIGINAL NUMBER-ONE SWING DADDIES
AT X MIDDLE SCHOOL,
NATASHA AND LARRY!
[ APPLAUSE, SWING MUSIC PLAYS ]
HOLD UP ONE SECOND.
X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL.
LARRY, NATASHA, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO COME WITH US. FOR WHAT?
HOW ABOUT FOR JACKING THE LARGEST SMOIT STASH
IN THE HISTORY OF THE SCHOOL?
GUESS YOU DECIDED TO FORGIVE OLD LANCELOT FOR DROPPING YOU.
FIGURED YOU COULD FINALLY WIN THAT TROPHY.
ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
YOU TRAINED TOBY AND TINA WAY TOO WELL.
THEY COULD BEAT YOU.
SO YOU CAME UP WITH A PLAN -- SPLIT THEM UP.
[ GASPING ]
YOU WORKED TOGETHER TO FRAME TOBY.
LARRY SLIPPED HIM SOME BRITISH CHEESE EGGS,
KNOWING IT WOULD MAKE HIM SICK.
WHEN TOBY WAS OUT OF THE WAY, NATASHA MOVED IN.
SHE KNEW THE LOCKER COMBINATION.
IT WAS EASY TO TAKE THE SMOITS.
THEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ACT LIKE YOU WERE STILL SPLIT UP.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB, AND YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT --
ALMOST.
BUSTED, LANCELOT.
HEY! WATCH IT!
MY CHILI!
I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD TO BE LEFT WITH NOTHING.
MY CAREER IS RUINED!
PLEASE, LEAVE ME THESE SMITTLES.
YOU RUINED YOUR OWN CAREER, NATASHA,
BY HANGING ON TO A GRUDGE.
TOO BAD.
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR YEAR TO WIN THE TROPHY,
IF ONLY YOU'D LEARNED TO FORGIVE,
BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE.
IT'S OVER, NATASHA.
NOT YET IT AIN'T. GOOD JOB, OFFICER.
YOU LED ME RIGHT TO THE STASH.
10,000 SMOITS GOES A LONG WAY IN POCATELLO.
I TOLD YOU, FILLMORE.
DON'T TRUST ANYBODY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A SUCKER.
THAT IS THE LAMEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THESE SMOITS HAVE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE AROUND HERE.
NO!
ALL MY RICHES!
YOU MONSTER!
WHERE'S SHE GOING?
I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO.
TOBY.
TRUST ME?
ALWAYS.
GUYS, I'LL BRING NATASHA AND LARRY IN
SINCE I SHAN'T BE DANCING.
PERHAPS MY FUTURE LIES IN CHILI --
SPICY, SPICY CHILI.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GETTING A NEW BELT.
THE OLD ONE DISSOLVED IN 10-ALARM CHILI.
YOU WANNA HELP ME PICK OUT THE NEW ONE?
TRUST ME?
[ CHUCKLES ]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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