1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,982 AND NOW, "FILLMORE!" 3 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,484 TODAY'S EPISODE -- 4 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,612 "SOUTH OF FRIENDSHIP, NORTH OF HONOR." 5 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,039 THE WHOLE WEEK OFF. 6 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,083 I MIGHT DIE OF BOREDOM. 7 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,335 YOU COULD ALWAYS COME WITH ME TO VISIT WAYNE. 8 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,212 FILLMORE, YOU AND YOUR OLD PARTNER 9 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,005 HAVE A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO. 10 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,715 BESIDES, I HAVE TO HELP MY DAD. 11 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,425 HE'S WORKING ON A BIOGRAPHY 12 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:33,970 OF 17th-CENTURY MATHEMATICIAN TAKAKAZU SEKI. 13 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,514 I'LL BE TRANSLATING TOO MUCH JAPANESE TO BE BORED. 14 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:40,726 WELL, I, FOR ONE, PLAN ON HAVING ME A NICE, RELAXING VACATION. 15 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:43,688 YEE-HAW! 16 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,274 OH, YEAH. 17 00:01:46,357 --> 00:01:47,692 A NICE... 18 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,943 RELAXING... 19 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,486 VACATION. 20 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,113 HA HA HA! 21 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,866 COME ON, BOY, THROW ME IF YOU CAN! 22 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,325 WHOO-WEE! 23 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:58,578 THAT'S RIGHT, BOY, DO IT! 24 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,343 SOOEY! 25 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:16,053 SOOEY! 26 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:19,140 COME ON, BOY, KEEP GOING! 27 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:22,059 UGH! 28 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,900 TYLER, TYLER, TYLER. 29 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,943 WHAT IS THIS -- YOUR THIRD OFFENSE? 30 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:34,530 OH, IT'S MY FOURTH -- BUT WHO'S COUNTIN'? 31 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:36,574 WHO'S THIS, YOUR NEW PARTNER? 32 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,620 OLD PARTNER AND VISITING OFFICER CORNELIUS FILLMORE. 33 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:43,956 I ASKED HIM TO WALK MY BEAT WITH ME FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 34 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,750 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 35 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,627 WE GOTTA GET TYLER BOOKED AND HARVEY BACK HOME 36 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,753 BEFORE WE'RE LATE FOR -- 37 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,922 ROLL CALL! 38 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:55,551 'CEPT I DON'T SEE ANY CINNAMON ROLLS ON MY DESK. 39 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:57,970 WELL, WHOSE TURN WAS IT TO BRING 'EM? 40 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:58,971 JEETER. 41 00:02:59,055 --> 00:03:00,973 OH, HOWDY, SHERIFF. 42 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,725 WHATCHA DOING THERE, SON? 43 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,770 OH, I WAS MAKING THIS BELT FOR JEREMIAH, 44 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,981 'CEPT HE'S KICKIN' LIKE A CAT IN A KETTLE. 45 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:11,609 WELL, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT. 46 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,319 REALLY, WHAT? 47 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:17,990 TAKE THAT BELT OFF THAT CUR AND FETCH ME SOME STICKY BUNS, BOY! 48 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,158 YES, SIR! 49 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,035 COMING RIGHT UP, SIR! 50 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,456 OH, SORRY! 51 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,832 YOU KNOW THE DRILL, TYLER. 52 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,417 PLANT IT. 53 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:29,961 I KNOW MY RIGHTS, 54 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,921 AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CHARGING ME WITH! 55 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:35,091 HOW 'BOUT JOYRIDING, WILLFUL DESTRUCTION OF SCHOOL PROPERTY, 56 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,926 AND GRAND THEFT OINKER. 57 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,135 DOG. 58 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,429 FILLMORE, WHAT'S WRONG, MAN? 59 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,430 DOG. 60 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:43,975 JEREMIAH, QUIT IT OUT! 61 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,643 SORRY ABOUT THAT, MISTER. 62 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,479 THAT DOG'S FRISKIER THAN A POSSUM IN A PUMPKIN PATCH. 63 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,398 YEAH, FRIENDLY. 64 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:53,818 NICE TO KNOW WAYNE'S FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A NEW PARTNER, 65 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,861 ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO -- 66 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:59,115 JEETER, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JEREMIAH FOR A WALK...NOW. 67 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,325 RIGHT. COME ON, JEREMIAH. 68 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,619 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, MAN? NOTHING. 69 00:04:03,703 --> 00:04:05,162 IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE NOTHING. 70 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:08,374 LOOK, MAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 71 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,465 THIS IS THE NEW WING OF THE BUILDING, BUILT IN 1934 -- 72 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,676 THAT'S CONSIDERED NEW AROUND HERE. 73 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,095 WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF I'M YOUR NEW PARTNER? 74 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,888 I MEAN, WHERE'S YOUR OLD ONE, MAN? 75 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,057 LOOK, EMILY QUIT, OKAY? 76 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,935 WAYNE, YOU'VE DROPPED ME EIGHT LETTERS SINCE YOU GOT HERE, 77 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:30,146 AND NEVER ONCE DID YOU TELL ME EMILY QUIT. 78 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,397 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 79 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,399 IT JUST...DIDN'T WORK OUT. 80 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,860 LISTEN, MAN, CAN WE LEAVE IT AT THAT? 81 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:39,196 EXCUSE ME, SON, I'LL BE TAKING THAT. 82 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,157 BUT...WHY? 83 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,576 SCHOOL CODE 42, SECTION B -- 84 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,870 "NO ELECTRONIC GAMES ALLOWED AT SCHOOL 85 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:50,374 ON ALTERNATE TUESDAYS DURING MONTHS ENDING IN Y, R, L, OR Q." 86 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:54,378 HEY, WAYNE, WHAT'S UP WITH SCHOOL CODE 42, SECTION B? 87 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,213 MUST BE A NEW POLICY. 88 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,673 WAYNE! 89 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,550 LUCILLE! WHAT'S WRONG? 90 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,386 THE SEASON'S FIRST PRALINES -- 91 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,014 THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN! 92 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,850 400 BOXES. 93 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:11,312 EVERYONE WHO SHOWS UP FOR THAT WASHBOARD RECITAL'S 94 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,814 GONNA EXPECT PRALINES -- EVERYONE! 95 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,733 AS PRINCIPAL OF THIS SCHOOL, 96 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,402 I ORDER YOU TO PUT ALL YOUR RESOURCES 97 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,237 TOWARDS SOLVING THIS CRIME. 98 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,656 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, PATROL SHERIFF THRIFT? 99 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,867 YES, SIR, COLONEL, SIR. GOOD. 100 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,203 THEN GET THOSE PRALINES BACK, YA HEAR? 101 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,705 SO WHAT'S THE SCORE ON THESE PRALINES? 102 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,916 THEY'RE CALLED "THE SEASON'S FIRST PRALINES" -- 103 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,085 THE FRESHEST, TASTIEST PRALINES OF THE YEAR. 104 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,253 THE FACTORY IN TOWN DONATES THEM TO THE SCHOOL, 105 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,506 AND THE PRALINE COMMISSION SELLS THEM TO HELP RAISE FUNDS. 106 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,384 LEMME GUESS -- AT THE FIDDLE AND WASHBOARD RECITAL? 107 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:42,927 EXACTLY. 108 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,930 THEY'RE VALUABLE, WHICH IS WHY THEY LOCK THEM UP IN THIS VAULT. 109 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,058 THIS VAULT'S GOT NO WINDOWS, NO VENTS, NO NOTHING. 110 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:51,268 WHOEVER TOOK THEM HAD TO COME THROUGH THAT DOOR. 111 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:55,272 I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE THIS VAULT THE WHOLE TIME. 112 00:05:55,356 --> 00:06:00,069 I SWEAR IT -- NOT A SOUL WENT THROUGH THAT DOOR. 113 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,614 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, TIME TO CLOSE UP SHOP. 114 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,616 SCHOOL HOURS IS OFFICIALLY OVER. 115 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,326 WHAT ABOUT CLUES? 116 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,912 I MEAN, WE DON'T GET 'EM NOW, WE MIGHT NOT GET 'EM AT ALL. 117 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,790 LOOK AROUND -- YOU SEE ANY CLUES? 118 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,127 THIS ROOM IS E-M-T-Y -- EMPTY! 119 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,545 BUT -- 120 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:22,842 LIGGET, I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU DEAL WITH YOUR...GUEST. 121 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:26,303 COME ON, FILLMORE, 122 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,806 IF THE PATROL SHERIFF SAYS IT'S QUITTING TIME, 123 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,850 WE QUIT. 124 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,937 WHERE'S MY GAME AT? 125 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,777 SOMETHIN' WRONG? 126 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:43,988 YOUR GAME -- LOOKS FAMILIAR. 127 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:49,994 SON, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT EASY 'ROUND THESE PARTS. 128 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,745 YOU'RE TOO UPTIGHT. 129 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,831 HERE, I GOT IT SET TO TWO-PLAYER. 130 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,583 WANNA TAKE IT FOR A TEST DRIVE? 131 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:01,297 I SEE -- TOO GOOD FOR A LITTLE FUN. 132 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,967 LOOK, WE DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT 'ROUND HERE. 133 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,511 YOUR FRIEND WAYNE OVER THERE UNDERSTANDS THAT. 134 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,597 I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU, OFFICER LIGGET, 135 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,265 FOR SAVING HARVEY FOR ME. 136 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,766 I'M SHOWING HIM OFF AT THE COUNTY FAIR THIS WEEKEND. 137 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,685 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 138 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,313 YOU DON'T NEED TO THANK ME, CROCKETT, IT'S MY JOB. 139 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:19,648 OH, OH, OF COURSE, OFFICER, YOUR JOB -- 140 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:21,233 I NEVER SAID IT WEREN'T. 141 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:26,489 COMIC BOOKS. 142 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:29,658 WELL, CROCKETT, THIS IS MIGHTY APPRECIATED. 143 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:32,495 ANYTIME, OFFICER, ANYTIME. 144 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:48,344 HEY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE -- GRAB AN APRON. 145 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,641 FILLMORE, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT EMILY. 146 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,477 IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME? COURSE. 147 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,812 THEN WHAT UP WITH THE WOLFGANG PUNK ROUTINE? 148 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,898 OH, I'M MAKING BAKLAVA FOR LUCILLE. 149 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,567 THIS WAY SHE'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL AT THE FUND DRIVE. 150 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,028 WAYNE, YOU'RE A SAFETY PATROLLER, MAN, 151 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,531 AND YOUR BAKLAVA TASTES LIKE DOORSTOPS. 152 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:11,158 TRY DOING YOUR JOB AND FIND THE PRALINES. 153 00:08:11,242 --> 00:08:14,078 I AM DOING MY JOB -- TO HELP THE SCHOOL. 154 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,663 BY TAKING GIFTS, MAN? 155 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,998 YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT THAT, FILLMORE. 156 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:20,501 I GOT IDEAS ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS AROUND HERE, WAYNE. 157 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,420 THINGS THAT MAKE ME THINK YOUR PATROL SHERIFF MIGHT BE CROOKED. 158 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,256 YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND, FILLMORE, 159 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,174 IT'S ALL DIFFERENT AROUND HERE. 160 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,802 MAN, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE PATROL SHERIFF WITH THAT. 161 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,179 MAYBE HE'S NOT THE ONLY CROOK ON THE FORCE. 162 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:33,430 YOU ACCUSING ME? 163 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,308 I'M NOT DIRTY, FILLMORE. 164 00:08:36,392 --> 00:08:38,018 BUT ARE YOU CLEAN, MAN? 165 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:39,812 THERE'S A WAY OUT, WAYNE. 166 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:43,399 EXPOSE THE REST OF 'EM. I BET THEY TOOK THOSE PRALINES. 167 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,859 FIND 'EM AND BUST THEIR CON RIGHT OPEN. 168 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,070 I'VE TRIED. SO TRY AGAIN. 169 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,697 LOOK -- I'LL HELP YOU. 170 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,575 FILLMORE, THE LAST TIME SOMEONE HELPED ME, 171 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,159 IT GOT BAD -- REAL BAD. 172 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:55,536 EMILY. 173 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,372 THEY MADE HER LIFE SO MISERABLE SHE TRANSFERRED OUT. 174 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,332 SHE RISKED EVERYTHING TO HELP ME, 175 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,459 AND I GOT HER THROWN OFF THE FORCE. 176 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,671 SO QUIT THE FORCE. BRING 'EM DOWN FROM THE OUTSIDE. 177 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,047 IF I QUIT, 178 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:09,717 GUYS LIKE THAT PIG-KNAPPING TYLER WOULD TAKE OVER. 179 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,302 I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 180 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,513 I MAY NOT BE MUCH, BUT I'M ALL THIS SCHOOL'S GOT. 181 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:19,351 SO YOU JUST KEEP QUIET, LOOK THE OTHER WAY, TAKE BRIBES. 182 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:21,395 I DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 183 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,564 YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW, WAYNE. 184 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,316 YOU'RE NOT JUST BY THE BOOK, MAN, 185 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,734 YOU WROTE THE BOOK. 186 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:29,486 TRY READING IT ONCE IN A WHILE. 187 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:37,661 MAN, YOU CAN REALLY DISH IT, FILLMORE. 188 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,746 DID IT WORK? 189 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:40,581 YOU KNEW IT WOULD. 190 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,082 BUT WHY'D YOU BOTHER? 191 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:45,502 BEFORE I MET YOU, I WAS A STRAIGHT-UP THUG. 192 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,212 YOU DRAFTED ME INTO THE SAFETY PATROL 193 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,756 AND HELPED TURN IT AROUND FOR ME. 194 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,257 YOU SAVED ME ONCE, MAN. 195 00:09:50,341 --> 00:09:52,968 I FIGURED IT WAS MY TURN TO EVEN THE SCORE. 196 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,678 LET'S FIND THOSE PRALINES. 197 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:58,349 I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO START LOOKING. 198 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,436 THE PATROL SHERIFF AND HIS CRONIES 199 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,772 HAVE THEIR OWN PRIVATE CLUBHOUSE DOWN BY THE BONEYARD. 200 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:08,776 NOW THE BIG QUESTION -- WHY WOULD THEY TAKE THE PRALINES? 201 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,486 MONEY. 202 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,946 THE SHERIFF HAS A TASTE FOR VIDEO GAMES. 203 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,617 THE SHACK IS JUST UP AHEAD -- BY THE LAKE. 204 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,752 NO LOCK? NO NEED. 205 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,962 NO ONE CROSSES THE PATROL SHERIFF. 206 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,811 SOMEONE BUGGIN' IN ART CLASS? 207 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:46,105 IT'S NOT AN ART PROJECT. IT'S CANDY. 208 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,692 YOU KNOW GOLIATH, THE BIG KID ON THE FORCE, DOESN'T SAY MUCH? 209 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,403 MAKING CREEPY CANDY IS HIS HOBBY. 210 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,904 WEIRD HOBBY. 211 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,114 WEIRD KID. 212 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,533 SO IF THAT'S CANDY, 213 00:10:57,616 --> 00:11:00,828 THEN THIS IS...FOOD COLORING. 214 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,329 HUH, LOOK AT THAT -- 215 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:04,039 IT'S THE SCHOOL'S LOGO, 216 00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:07,000 BUT I DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS OTHER BRAND. 217 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,930 SPLIT UP. 218 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,191 UGH! 219 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,051 THIS WAY! 220 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,636 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 221 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,807 I THINK I SEE SOMETHING! 222 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,563 THANKS. 223 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,565 LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GOT US SURROUNDED. 224 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,901 NOT FOR LONG. GIMME YOUR FLASHLIGHT. 225 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:18,155 THEY'RE MAKING A BREAK FOR IT! 226 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,579 SOMEONE'S ONTO US. 227 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,499 WE BETTER SOLVE THIS ONE DOUBLE-TIME. 228 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:32,711 WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING 'EM THIS TIME? 229 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,922 GOLIATH? JEETER? 230 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,508 I-IT WAS ME. 231 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,009 I FORGOT. 232 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,011 HOT DIGGITY, IT WEREN'T ME! 233 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,392 WELL, JEREMIAH THINKS YOU GOT SOMETHING TASTY IN YOUR PACK. 234 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:50,395 MAYBE YOU'RE HOLDING ON TO THE CINNAMON BUNS ALL FOR YOURSELF! 235 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:55,609 WHOA, WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE, BOY, A LOAD OF BRICKS? 236 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,946 UH, SORRY ABOUT THE CINNAMON BUNS. 237 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,615 HMM. 238 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,784 I'VE SEEN THIS BRAND BEFORE. 239 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,704 OH, HERE IT IS. 240 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:12,042 THIS BRICK WAS PRIMARILY USED IN CONSTRUCTING UNDERGROUND SEWERS. 241 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,128 YEAH, LOTS OF SCHOOLS HAD SEWERS BACK IN THEM DAYS, 242 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,880 BUT NOBODY USES THEM ANYMORE. 243 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,801 THEY SAY THEY'RE FULL OF ALLIGATORS. 244 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:24,555 COULD THE PRALINES BE HIDDEN IN THE SEWERS? 245 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,641 CHECK IT OUT -- SEWERS RUN UNDER THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 246 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,311 UNDER THE HOME EC ROOM, THE AUDITORIUM, EVEN -- 247 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,105 UNDER THE VAULT. 248 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,110 HOW DO WE GET IN? 249 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,112 I MEAN, THE VAULT'S GOT 10 LOCKS ON IT. 250 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,573 NO PROBLEM -- SENIORITY. 251 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741 SAYS HERE THAT THE OPENING TO THE TUNNELS 252 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,660 IS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. 253 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,287 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT. 254 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,623 THIS ROOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PERFECT SQUARE -- 255 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,166 12 FEET BY 12 FEET -- 256 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,127 BUT IT'S ABOUT 3 INCHES OFF. 257 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:59,256 CHECK THIS OUT. 258 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,507 IT'S LOOSE! 259 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:03,844 WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? 260 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,178 ALL OF 'EM ARE LOOSE! 261 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,897 BETTER LET ME GO FIRST. 262 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,277 YOU SEE ANYTHING? 263 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,737 WATER. 264 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,114 THIS WOULDN'T BE THE BEST PLACE TO STASH THE PRALINES. 265 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,659 THEY COULD HAVE BROUGHT THE PRALINES DOWN HERE, 266 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,620 THEN HAULED THEM -- SNAPS! 267 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,622 NICE RAFT. 268 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,875 Officer Ligget, get over here! 269 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,671 YOU'RE DRIPPING ON MY FLOOR. 270 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,966 WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGE, THRIFT? 271 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,426 YOU! 272 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,263 YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF SCHOOL CODE 78, SECTION C-7 -- 273 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:50,849 KEEPING PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS ON YOUR DESK. 274 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,853 THAT BEARS A 10-WEEK DETENTION SENTENCE...AND YOUR BADGE. 275 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,439 WHAT?! STRIP IT OFF AND HAND IT OVER! 276 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,774 YOU ARE OUTTA HERE, 277 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,943 AND YOU AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK! 278 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,453 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY, OFFICER FILLMORE? 279 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,080 I'LL BE QUICK, SIR. 280 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,749 I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT OFFICER WAYNE LIGGET 281 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,710 WAS THROWN OFF THE SAFETY PATROL UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. 282 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,921 OH, AND WHY DO YOU THINK OFFICER LIGGET 283 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,589 WAS SO UNJUSTLY TERMINATED? 284 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,133 WELL, SIR, WE BELIEVE THAT PATROL SHERIFF THRIFT 285 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,219 AND HIS CREW STOLE THOSE PRALINES. 286 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,137 WAYNE WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND 'EM. 287 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,431 HMM. THOSE ARE SOME SERIOUS ACCUSATIONS 288 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,642 TO BE THROWING AROUND ALL WILLY-NILLY. 289 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,894 DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D HAVE ANY EVIDENCE? 290 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,729 STILL WORKING ON IT, SIR, 291 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,899 BUT MY GUT SAYS THE PATROL SHERIFF'S DIRTY. 292 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,567 WELL, IS THAT A FACT? 293 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,821 WELL, I'M AFRAID YOUR GUT FEELING AIN'T QUITE ENOUGH -- 294 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,407 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GONNA ACCUSE MY SON! 295 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,576 WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS. 296 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,620 THEY'VE WON, FILLMORE. 297 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,831 COME ON, MAN, ACT LIKE YOURSELF. 298 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,290 LIKE MYSELF? 299 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,293 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ANYMORE. 300 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,712 WELL, I DO. 301 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,131 AW, COME ON, MAN. YOU ARE OFFICER WAYNE LIGGET. 302 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,632 THE GUY WHO BLEW THE LID OFF 303 00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:07,509 THE SNEAKER SOLE CHEAT SHEET CONSPIRACY. 304 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,387 THE GUY THAT PERSONALLY HELPED EVERY KID WITH A LOST RETAINER 305 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,805 DIG THROUGH THE TRASH. 306 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,182 THE GUY WHO EVERYONE TRUSTS AND RESPECTS 307 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,019 'CAUSE THEY KNOW HE ALWAYS DOES THE RIGHT THING. 308 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,979 THAT WAS THE OLD OFFICER. 309 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,105 LIGGET! 310 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,815 VISITING HOUR IS OVER. 311 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,276 TYLER? OFFICER TYLER. 312 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,403 JUST JOINED. 313 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,487 SEE? 314 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,740 IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 315 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,658 GO HOME, FILLMORE. 316 00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:34,327 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 317 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:38,290 OKEYDOKEY, JEREMIAH, MAKE LIKE AN APPLE AND TURN OVER! 318 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,335 HEY, JEETER. 319 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,171 OH, THE PATROL SHERIFF DONE TOLD US 320 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,339 WE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE 321 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,134 'CAUSE YOU AND WAYNE ARE A COUPLE OF NO-ACCOUNT VARMINTS. 322 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,677 I REALLY LIKED WAYNE -- 323 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:53,346 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S A NO-ACCOUNT VARMINT. 324 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,640 MAYBE THE PATROL SHERIFF MADE A MISTAKE. 325 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,809 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME PROVE THAT WAYNE'S INNOCENT. 326 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,811 I CAN? MAYBE. 327 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,521 ON THE DAY OF THE PRALINE THEFT, 328 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,065 DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THE PATROL SHERIFF 329 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,775 HANGING AROUND ANYWHERE WEIRD? 330 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,693 WELL, SIR, I REMEMBER THAT WAS THE DAY 331 00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,653 ME MA MADE MY FAVORITE SANDWICH -- 332 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,447 ONION AND MAYONNAISE. 333 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,866 BUT I COULDN'T KEEP MY LUNCH ANYWHERE NEAR THE HEADQUARTERS 334 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,659 ON ACCOUNT OF THE PATROL SHERIFF 335 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,703 IS ALWAYS SQUAWKING ABOUT THE ONION STANK. 336 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:17,871 JEETER. 337 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,790 I SAW HIM NEAR THE JANITOR'S CLOSET. 338 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,416 YOU'RE SURE, NOW, 339 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,127 THIS IS WHERE YOU RAN INTO THE PATROL SHERIFF AND GOLIATH 340 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,213 ON THE DAY THE PRALINES WERE STOLEN? 341 00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,297 YES, SIR. 342 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,759 A PAINT SPRAYER? 343 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,929 YOU THINKIN' OF DOIN' SOME CLEANIN'? 344 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,181 YEAH, CLEANIN' HOUSE. 345 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,350 I KNOW YOU TOOK THOSE PRALINES. 346 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,851 IF YOU KNOW SO MUCH, 347 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,771 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND TELL THE COLONEL? 348 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,315 THERE'S A TRAIN LEAVING IN HALF-HOUR -- 349 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,817 YOU'RE GONNA BE ON IT! 350 00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,197 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 351 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,783 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW THERE AIN'T NO HARD FEELINGS, 352 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:59,121 TAKE THIS AND GO HOME. 353 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,595 SO IF THAT'S CANDY, THEN THIS IS FOOD COLORING. 354 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,180 A PAINT SPRAYER? 355 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,766 THIS ROOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PERFECT SQUARE, 356 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,476 BUT IT'S ABOUT THREE INCHES OFF. 357 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,187 YO, CABBIE, TURN THIS BABY AROUND! 358 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,492 JEREMIAH, GET BACK IN HERE! 359 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,079 JEETER, I NEED YOUR HELP. 360 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,123 BUT THE PATROL SHERIFF -- 361 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,333 LOOK, THE PATROL SHERIFF'S CROOKED. 362 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,002 I'M BRINGING HIM DOWN, MAN. 363 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,629 NOW YOU CAN HELP, OR YOU CAN GO DOWN WITH HIM. 364 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,048 I'LL HELP -- WHATCHA NEED? 365 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,301 KEYS TO THE VAULT -- CAN YOU GET 'EM? 366 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,428 THE PATROL SHERIFF'S GONNA BE MADDER 367 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,138 THAN A HORNET IN A HURRICANE 368 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,432 WHEN HE FINDS OUT I TOOK HIS SPARE KEYS! 369 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:04,769 OH, THE WALL -- IT'S A-COMING DOWN! 370 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,814 TOO LIGHT TO BE A BRICK. 371 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,821 MM-MMM, MM-MM-MMM! 372 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,573 MAN, I GOTTA TELL YA, 373 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,493 THEY WEREN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE ABOUT THESE PRALINES! 374 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,287 CONGRATULATIONS, OFFICER, 375 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,830 YOU'VE SOLVED THE CRIME. 376 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,540 TOO BAD YOU AIN'T STICKIN' AROUND LONG ENOUGH 377 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,625 TO TELL ANYONE. 378 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,543 JEETER, GET TO DETENTION! 379 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:30,921 I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER. 380 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,424 NOW, SEEING AS HOW YOU LIKE TO CRAWL THROUGH THE SEWERS, 381 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,094 HOW'S ABOUT YOU GET ON IN THERE! 382 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,263 WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOIN'? 383 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,225 MY FAVORITE SPORT -- VARMINT HUNTING! 384 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,852 WHATCHA READING THERE? 385 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,815 I SAID, "WHATCHA READING THERE?" 386 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,526 WAYNE, FILLMORE NEEDS YOUR HELP! 387 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,736 HE'S IN TROUBLE! 388 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,321 IT AIN'T VISITING HOURS! 389 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,823 FILLMORE'S IN TROUBLE? SHOW ME. 390 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,159 YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, LIGGET! 391 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,580 HEY! 392 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,880 THESE TUNNELS GO FOR MILES -- RIGHT OUTTA TOWN -- 393 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:15,799 AND YOU'RE GOING WITH 'EM! 394 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:19,803 WHAT WAS THAT?! 395 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,641 GATOR! 396 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,643 AAAH! 397 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,645 WHAT IN SAM HILL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 398 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:36,152 YELLOW COWARDS -- THIS CROC'S A CROCK! 399 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,702 LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 400 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,080 YOUR PLAN WAS CLEVER -- 401 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,915 USING FOOD COLORING INSTEAD OF PAINT 402 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,251 SO THE PRALINES WOULDN'T SMELL LIKE FUMES. 403 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,919 SO TELL ME THIS, THRIFT -- 404 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,505 WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO STACK THE BOXES LIKE BRICKS 405 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,299 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE STOLEN, 406 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,092 WHEN THEY WERE IN THE VAULT ALL ALONG? 407 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,469 MOST ALL THE GOOD IDEAS ARE MINE. 408 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:04,431 HECK, THOSE DIMWITS WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT 409 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:08,226 TO TAKE THE PRALINES IN THE FIRST PLACE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME! 410 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,936 I GOT ALL THE UNDERGROUND CONNECTIONS 411 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,063 FOR SELLIN' 'EM, TOO. 412 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,440 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 413 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,076 WOOFERS -- GOTTA LOVE 'EM. 414 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,704 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU, BOY?! 415 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,665 YOU HAVE SOILED THE THRIFT FAMILY NAME! 416 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:35,295 FIVE YEARS AT A MILITARY SCHOOL OUGHTA SET YOU RIGHT! 417 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,841 WAYNE, GUESS YOU SAVED ME, MAN. 418 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,509 JUST RETURNING THE FAVOR. 419 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,179 AS CHAIRWOMAN OF THE PRALINE COMMITTEE, 420 00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:47,640 IT IS MY GREAT HONOR TO PRESENT TO ALL OF Y'ALL, 421 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,852 MACLUHAN MIDDLE SCHOOL'S NEW PATROL SHERIFF, 422 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,605 OFFICER WAYNE LIGGET! 423 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,274 YEE-HAW! 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