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FILLMORE.
I'M ON IT.

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AND NOW, "FILLMORE."

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TODAY'S EPISODE,
"IMMUNE TO ALL BUT JUSTICE."

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ALLOW ME TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION

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TO THE NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID
AT OUR CHARITY AUCTION.

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"PLINK, PLINK"
IS THE SOUND SAP MAKES

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AS IT DROPS INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL
HANDMADE MAPLE SYRUP SAP BASIN.

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SHALL WE START THE BIDDING
AT THREE AMERICAN DOLLARS, HMM?

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HEY, INGRID,
YOU SEEING ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS?

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BESIDES KIDS SPENDING THEIR
HARD-EARNED MONEY ON A BUCKET?

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TRUST ME --
THESE KIDS CAN AFFORD IT.

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YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA
CHECK OUT THE KITCHEN.

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MAKE SURE THE CAVIAR ISN'T
SERVED AT THE WRONG TEMPERATURE.

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CAREFUL WITH THAT!
IT'S CASHMERE.

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YOU!

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I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR NAME
THIS INSTANT!

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HIS NAME IS
OFFICER CORNELIUS FILLMORE.

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PENNY -- PENNY MADRID.

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DOG, HOW LONG'S IT BEEN?

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TOO LONG.

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SO, YOU ORGANIZED
THIS SHINDIG?

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I JUST MADE
THE ARRANGEMENTS.

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THE REAL CREDIT GOES TO
WINSTON KOTTER.

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HE'S THE SON OF A PROMINENT
CANADIAN DIPLOMAT.

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WINSTON LIVES AT THE EMBASSY
AND EVERYTHING.

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I VOLUNTEERED TO HELP RUN
HIS CHARITY PROJECTS

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THREE MONTHS AGO.

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VOLUNTEERED?

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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
THE SAME PENNY I USED TO KNOW?

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LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

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FREEZE.
SAFETY PATROL.

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FILLMORE, I NEED BACKUP.

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ON MY WAY.

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HEY!

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MIND IF I BORROW THESE
FOR A SEC?

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NEXT UP, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL
ANTIQUE BICYCLETTE AND HELMET

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MADE FROM MAPLE WOOD.

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WHAT...WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS OUTRAGE?

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EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL,
OKAY?

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WE HAVE A SUSPECT
IN CUSTODY.

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UH, FILLMORE?

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THAT'S NOT A SUSPECT.
THAT'S JACK STAPLES.

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THEY CALL HIM
"LUMBERJACK."

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HE'S WINSTON'S
PERSONAL BODYGUARD.

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ON BEHALF OF THE SAFETY PATROL,

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X MIDDLE SCHOOL,

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AND THESE GLORIOUS
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

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ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE.

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LUMBERJACK HERE WAS
MERELY CHECKING OVER

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MY NEWLY ARRIVED SHIPMENT
OF MAPLE SYRUP.

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IT WAS A SIMPLE
MISUNDERSTANDING,

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PRINCIPAL FOLSOM.

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OF COURSE,
YOU COULD STAND TO TEACH

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YOUR RATHER INCOMPETENT SAFETY
PATROLLERS SOME MANNERS, HMM?

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IF IT WAS ALL SO LEGIT,

56
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HOW COME HIS BOY BOLTED
WHEN INGRID PULLED HER BADGE?

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YOU TWO ARE JUST LUCKY FOLSOM
DOESN'T PULL BOTH YOUR BADGES.

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SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT,
VALLEJO.

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YOU KNOW WHO THAT KID'S
FATHER IS, RIGHT?

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FOLSOM'S NOT ABOUT TO RISK
ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT

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LIKE THAT SWISS BANKING CLUB
SCANDAL.

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HEY, PENNY,
HOW ABOUT SOME COMPANY?

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WHY DO I GET THE FEELING
THIS IS BUSINESS

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AND NOT PERSONAL?

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I TAKE MY BUSINESS
VERY PERSONALLY.

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SO, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME
ABOUT WINSTON KOTTER?

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HE'S A SAINT.
A TRUE HUMANITARIAN.

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HE IMPORTS MAPLE SYRUP PRODUCTS
FROM HIS HOME COUNTRY

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TO RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITABLE
PROJECTS THROUGHOUT THE SCHOOL.

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AND YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED
ANYTHING FUNNY GOING ON?

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WINSTON MIGHT BE
A LITTLE SNOBBY,

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BUT HE'S CLEAN, FILLMORE,

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AND HE DOES A LOT OF GOOD
FOR THE SCHOOL.

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AND YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?

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FILLMORE, YOU REMEMBER
WHAT WE WERE LIKE

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WHEN WE USED TO HANG
TOGETHER?

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YEAH. I REMEMBER.

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THE SAFETY PATROL
TURNED THINGS AROUND,

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GOT YOU BACK ON THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THE LAW.

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THAT'S WHAT WINSTON KOTTER
DID FOR ME.

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IF YOU WANNA LOOK INTO KOTTER,

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IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS.

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YOU WRITE THE ADMINISTRATION
AT HIS OLD SCHOOL,

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AND WE PUT IN A REQUEST
AT THE CANADIAN CONSULATE.

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YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

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IF WE REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT KOTTER IS UP TO,

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO MORE
THAN WRITE LETTERS.

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YOU WANNA DO MORE?

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YOU CAN START
BY HELPING O'FARRELL SORT

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THE 300 COUNTERFEIT
BASEBALL CARDS HE CONFISCATED.

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UNDER CONTROL, CHIEF.

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I'VE GOT THE REAL ONES HERE
AND THE FAKE ONES HERE.

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OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

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I BLEW IT, MAN!

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I BLEW IT.

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LISTEN, AS FAR AS
THE SAFETY PATROL IS CONCERNED,

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WINSTON KOTTER HAS
TOTAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

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COUNTRIES SEND PEOPLE TO OTHER
COUNTRIES TO REPRESENT THEM.

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THESE ARE DIPLOMATS.

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TO MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T
PICKED ON UNFAIRLY,

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THEY ARE IMMUNE TO THE LAWS OF
THE LAND -- DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

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WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM.

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DON'T TRY TO.
LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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GOT ME?

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YEAH -- GOTCHA.

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IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

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WHAT WAS THAT LUMBERJACK DUDE
TRYING TO HIDE?

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DID THEY FIND ANYTHING
WHEN THEY SEARCHED HIM?

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NO. WHY?

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FOLLOW ME.

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NOW, UH, WHAT EXACTLY
ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

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SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T BELONG.
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

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WHAT IS IT?

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INK.
PRINTING INK.

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QUALITY STUFF.
NOT EASY TO GET.

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IT'S USED
FOR PRINTING PRESSES --

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BROCHURES, PAMPHLETS,
BUSINESS CARDS --

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CARDS.

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CHECK IT -- THIS IS A SAMPLE
OF THE GREEN INK

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THAT WINSTON'S BOY
TRIED TO DUMP.

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AND THIS IS A SAMPLE FROM ONE
OF THE COUNTERFEIT CARDS

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THAT O'FARRELL CONFISCATED.

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CRACKERS.
IT'S A PERFECT MATCH.

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SO NOW WE KNOW WHAT GAME
WINSTON KOTTER IS PLAYING.

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COUNTERFEIT
BASEBALL CARDS.

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BUT WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?

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VALLEJO SAID
WE CAN'T INVESTIGATE WINSTON.

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MAYBE NOT.

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BUT, UH, I DO THINK
IT'S OUR DUTY

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TO RETURN THIS PROPERTY
TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.

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HEY, WINSTON, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT THIS BACK.

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OH, AND WE TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF FLUSHING THE INK.

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SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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HOLLA.

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LUMBERJACK, DO WHAT YOU CAN
TO...DISCOURAGE OUR NEW FRIENDS

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FROM PRYING ANY FURTHER
INTO OUR AFFAIRS.

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LOOK, THERE'S NO HALFWAY
ON THIS.

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IF WE GO AFTER WINSTON,
WE GO AT IT ALONE.

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JUST YOU AND ME.

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THERE'S NO CHOICE.

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WE CAN'T JUST LET WINSTON
GET AWAY WITH IT.

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OKAY, SO WE FIND OUT WHERE
HE PRINTS THOSE PHONY CARDS,

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AND WE TAKE DOWN
THE WHOLE OPERATION.

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ANY IDEAS
ON WHERE TO START?

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I DON'T KNOW, FILLMORE.

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IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
WINSTON WOULD BE INVOLVED

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IN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

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THIS IS WINSTON'S
LATEST SHIPMENT?

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THEY'VE JUST BEEN CLEARED
THROUGH CUSTOMS.

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SYRUP-FILLED GUMBALLS.

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WINSTON'S PLANNING
A CANDY DRIVE

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TO HELP CONVERT
THE OLD SWIMMING POOL BUILDING

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INTO A COMPUTER LAB.

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FILLMORE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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BLANK CARDS.

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LOOK, PENNY, WINSTON'S BEEN
GETTING THE MATERIALS

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TO PRINT THE PHONY BASEBALL
CARDS IN THESE SHIPMENTS.

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LET ME GUESS --
YOUR MAMAS WERE TOO ASHAMED

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TO LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE
WITHOUT THE MASKS.

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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS
A LESSON

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ABOUT MINDING
THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

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AND WE'RE
ABOUT TO TEACH IT.

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GET DOWN!

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LOOK OUT!

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FILLMORE!

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TAKE A TRIP
TO THE PENALTY BOX, BABY.

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FILLMORE, WHO WERE THEY?

169
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THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

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WE NEED YOU TO DIG INTO
WINSTON'S AFFAIRS.

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FIND OUT WHATEVER YOU CAN.

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OKAY.

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IN THE MEANTIME,
WE'RE GONNA SHAKE THINGS UP

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BY PAYING YOUR BOSS
A LITTLE VISIT -- AT HOME.

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OKAY, EH?

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THE CANADIAN EMBASSY
WAS BUILT IN 1911.

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NOW IF YOU'LL
JUST FOLLOW ME

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INTO THE GREAT HALL
OF MOOSE ANTLERS...

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RED RUNS THE BLOOD OF A MILLION
INNOCENT CHRISTMAS TRESS!

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STOP THE CHRISTMAS TREE
INDUSTRY!

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SAVE THE TREES!

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OKAY, EH?
SECURITY!

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DON'T SUPPORT THE RUTHLESS
SLAUGHTER OF BABY EVERGREENS!

185
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LET THEM GROW
INTO MIGHTY PINES!

186
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WHAT ABOUT THE TREES?!

187
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WHO SPEAKS FOR THE TREES?!

188
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IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE
THAN A COUPLE OF YOUR GOONS

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TO GET US OFF YOUR BACK,
WINSTON.

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

191
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YOU CERTAINLY ARE BECOMING
AN ANTLER IN MY SIDE,

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AREN'T YOU, OFFICER?

193
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GET USED TO IT, BABY.

194
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AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING?

195
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MY FATHER'S DIPLOMATIC
CREDENTIALS MAKE ME UNTOUCHABLE.

196
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH YOU INVESTIGATE ME

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00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,642
OR HOW MUCH EVIDENCE
YOU GATHER.

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I'M COMPLETELY IMMUNE.

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NOT FROM ME, YOU'RE NOT.

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OH, SNAP!
DID I DO THAT?

201
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MY BAD.

202
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,287
SO, WAS IT ROUGH AT THE EMBASSY
AFTER THEY BUSTED YOU

203
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FOR YOUR LITTLE PROTEST?

204
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THEY HELD ME FOR AN HOUR.

205
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FORCED ME TO WATCH RERUNS
OF "MR. MOUNTIE MOOSE."

206
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,002
NO BIG.

207
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FILLMORE! THIRD!

208
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,840
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU HARASSING
KOTTER AND HIS ASSOCIATES?

209
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,801
FOLSOM'S GONNA FLUNK US
BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL!

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NOW, I WARNED YOU ABOUT
GOING THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS!

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00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,473
VALLEJO,
THERE'S PROPER CHANNELS,

212
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,683
AND THEN THERE'S GETTING
THE JOB DONE.

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CONSIDER THIS
A LAST WARNING.

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00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,147
EITHER OF YOU GO
ANYWHERE NEAR WINSTON KOTTER,

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00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,399
I'LL HAVE BOTH YOUR BADGES.

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FILLMORE.

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00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,862
FILLMORE, IT'S ME.

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HEY, PENNY.
WHAT UP?

219
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WINSTON IS BUYING
A NEW SET OF PLATES.

220
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I THINK HE'S PLANNING
TO USE THEM

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TO PRINT HIS NEXT BATCH
OF PHONY CARDS.

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WHEN AND WHERE?

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LUNCH HOUR,
MEMINGER PARK OBSERVATORY.

224
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YOU KNOW THE PLACE?

225
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,046
YEAH, WE KNOW IT.

226
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,174
SO GIVE ME THE 411
ON YOU AND PENNY.

227
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,092
WE TALKIN' BUTTERFLIES
IN THE STOMACH?

228
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,594
IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT.

229
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,638
PENNY AND I USED TO JUST BE
GOOD FRIENDS.

230
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,557
UH-HUH.
AND WHAT ABOUT NOW?

231
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,309
GAME TIME.

232
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,820
PLATES FOR THE 1986
BARRY BONDS ROOKIE CARD.

233
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,404
YOU BRING THE COMICS?

234
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,539
ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS FOLLOW THOSE PLATES.

235
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:12,292
LUMBERJACK WILL TAKE US
RIGHT TO THE PRINTING OPERATION.

236
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,220
HE'S MAKING A BREAK FOR IT.

237
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,805
THEN IT'S ON!

238
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:31,353
I HEREBY CHRISTEN THEE
THE FLYING --

239
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,647
HEY!

240
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:06,346
ONE FOR YOU, ANDREW,
AND YOU, CHUCK,

241
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,140
AND ONE FOR YOU, GAIL,

242
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,183
AND -- HEY!

243
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,905
LEAVE THE NICE GIRL ALONE,
ANDREW.

244
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,119
GET IN HERE.
YOU'RE SOAKING WET.

245
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,330
INGRID AND I WERE SPOTTED
IN THE PARK TODAY.

246
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,749
IT'S TOO RISKY FOR YOU
TO KEEP POKING AROUND.

247
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,167
I'M CLOSE TO FINDING OUT

248
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,960
WHERE WINSTON IS PRINTING
THOSE CARDS.

249
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,462
BUT --
BUT NOTHING.

250
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,298
I'M A BIG GIRL.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

251
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,596
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL WAIT FOR YOUR CALL.

252
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,309
FILLMORE,
WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER,

253
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,519
HOW ABOUT I COOK YOU DINNER
SOMETIME?

254
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,564
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'D BE COOL.

255
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,737
CHECK IT OUT.

256
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,614
THESE ARE TWO
RANDY JOHNSON CARDS,

257
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,991
ONE AUTHENTIC
AND ONE COUNTERFEIT.

258
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,576
HERE'S THE BAD NEWS.

259
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,828
ON SIGHT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

260
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,413
THEY'RE IDENTICAL.

261
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,041
EASILY THE BEST COUNTERFEIT
CARDS WE'VE EVER SEEN.

262
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,542
WHAT ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS?

263
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,211
I'M ASSUMING THE BAD NEWS

264
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,546
IS GOING TO BE IMMEDIATELY
FOLLOWED BY GOOD NEWS.

265
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382
AM I RIGHT ABOUT THIS?

266
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,218
HMM, ONE FUNNY THING --
THE INK ON THE COUNTERFEIT

267
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054
HAS A HIGHER CONTENT OF CHLORINE
THAN THE AUTHENTIC.

268
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,390
IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

269
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,392
THAT'S GOOD NEWS?

270
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,061
FILLMORE.

271
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,646
FILLMORE, IT'S ME.

272
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,482
I THINK I KNOW WHERE
WINSTON IS PRINTING THE CARDS.

273
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,692
MM-HMM. GO.

274
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,985
IT'S --

275
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,571
SO, SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING
A LITTLE OVERTIME

276
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,157
FOR THE SAFETY PATROL, HMM?

277
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,911
PENNY? PENNY!

278
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,454
PENNY!

279
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,007
PENNY!

280
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,009
YOU WERE SOMEONE
I TRUSTED, PENNY.

281
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,886
CANADIANS DON'T TAKE KINDLY
TO BETRAYAL.

282
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,939
OH, THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMETHING WE'RE MISSING.

283
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,358
I MEAN, HOW MANY PLACES
CAN A DUDE HIDE

284
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,027
AN ENTIRE PRINTING PRESS?

285
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,112
HE WOULDN'T RISK
KEEPING IT AT THE EMBASSY.

286
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,281
HERE'S THE OFFICIAL LAB REPORT
ON THE INKS.

287
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,700
YOU BETTER NOT LET VALLEJO
SEE YOU WITH THAT.

288
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,161
FORGET VALLEJO. FILLMORE'S GOT
A FRIEND OUT THERE.

289
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,412
HOLD UP.

290
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,913
THE INK ON THOSE BOGUS CARDS

291
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,249
HAS A HIGH CHLORINE CONTENT,
RIGHT?

292
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,709
SO?

293
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,420
ACCORDING TO THIS, THAT INK
THAT LUMBERJACK TRIED TO DITCH

294
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,422
DIDN'T CONTAIN ANY CHLORINE
AT ALL.

295
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,883
THAT MEANS THE CHLORINE
MUST HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE INK

296
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,676
DURING THE ACTUAL
PRINTING PROCESS.

297
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,428
THE OLD
SWIMMING POOL BUILDING!

298
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,139
WHERE DO YOU TWO THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

299
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,391
VALLEJO,
WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MAN.

300
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,102
THIS BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH WINSTON KOTTER!

301
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,021
I WARNED YOU TWO ALREADY!

302
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,608
YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR, YOU'RE
BOTH FINISHED HERE, UNDERSTAND?

303
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,700
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT?
GET BACK TO WORK!

304
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,556
WHEN WE'RE FINISHED HERE,
CLEAN THIS PLACE OUT.

305
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,392
AFTER THAT, WE'LL SIMPLY PIN

306
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,394
THE ENTIRE OPERATION
ON PENNY HERE.

307
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,230
AND SINCE YOU DON'T SHARE
THE LUXURY

308
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,981
OF MY DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY,

309
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,983
YOU'RE CERTAIN TO BE
EXPELLED.

310
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,737
I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT,
WINSTON.

311
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,573
OFFICER,
SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.

312
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:57,035
AND WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU PLAN
TO DO, BUST ME?

313
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,788
OH, WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO BUST YOU.

314
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,873
WE CAME TO SHUT YOU DOWN.

315
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,501
NO. NO!

316
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,213
YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED
OUT OF THE DEEP END.

317
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,508
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
GET THEM!

318
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,567
GET PENNY OUT OF HERE.

319
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,617
YOU HAVEN'T WON, FILLMORE.

320
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:41,329
I STILL HAVE THE PRINTING PRESS.
I STILL HAVE THE PLATES.

321
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,207
YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
CAN'T STOP ME BY YOURSELVES.

322
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,877
THEY'RE NOT BY THEMSELVES.

323
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,129
NOT ANYMORE.

324
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,189
ARE YOU INSANE?!

325
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,940
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

326
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,194
I'LL SEE TO IT THAT PRINCIPAL
FOLSOM HAS YOU EXPELLED!

327
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,945
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

328
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,823
TELL FOLSOM WE RUINED YOUR
COUNTERFEIT CARD OPERATION?

329
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,325
I KINDA DOUBT THAT.

330
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,827
WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO
OFFICIALLY BUST YOU,

331
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:23,205
BUT YOU CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE
IN THIS SCHOOL,

332
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,540
THE ENTIRE SAFETY PATROL IS
GONNA TURN YOUR LIFE

333
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,375
INTO A NIGHTMARE.

334
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,377
AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?

335
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,879
YES, SIR.

336
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,469
YOU FORGOT THESE
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

337
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,681
WHAT HAPPENED
TO PROPER CHANNELS?

338
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,183
THERE'S PROPER CHANNELS,

339
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,310
AND THEN THERE'S GETTING
THE JOB DONE.

340
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,356
HERE'S THE ONLY THING
THAT STILL BOTHERS ME.

341
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,066
ACCORDING TO
WINSTON'S RECORDS,

342
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,944
HE PRINTED 4,000
CAL RIPKEN CARDS LAST MONTH.

343
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,613
SO WHAT'S THE PROB?
NOT AN ORIOLES FAN?

344
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,616
NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CARDS
HAS TURNED UP ANYWHERE.

345
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,867
THEY'RE STILL MISSING.

346
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,371
I GOTTA BOLT.

347
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040
SOMEONE'S GOT A HOT DATE
WITH PENNY TONIGHT.

348
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,626
AND DON'T LIE.
YOU'RE TALKING TO A DETECTIVE.

349
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,212
LOOK, I'M GOING TO HAVE DINNER
WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

350
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,713
THAT'S IT.
YOU FEEL ME?

351
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,507
SURE.
WHATEVER.

352
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,975
SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA
WHERE WINSTON MIGHT HAVE STASHED

353
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,893
4,000 COUNTERFEIT
BASEBALL CARDS?

354
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:30,647
NO MORE TALK ABOUT WINSTON
OR THE SAFETY PATROL

355
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,650
OR ANY OTHER BUSINESS, OKAY?

356
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,987
IT'S ALL OVER, FILLMORE.
CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY IT?

357
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,864
ANYWAY, I'M SURE THOSE CARDS
WILL TURN UP SOONER OR LATER.

358
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,243
4,000 CAL RIPKEN CARDS
AREN'T GONNA JUST DISAPPEAR.

359
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,619
WHAT WAS THAT?

360
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,622
I SAID IT'S NOT LIKE
4,000 CAL RIPKEN CARDS

361
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,124
ARE GONNA JUST DISAPPEAR.

362
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,084
WHO SAID THEY WERE
CAL RIPKEN CARDS?

363
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,585
I...

364
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,171
UH...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

365
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,631
YOU SAID CAL RIPKEN.

366
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,633
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THEY WERE CAL RIPKEN CARDS?

367
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:02,887
OH, WELL, UH, I GUESS YOU --
YOU MUST HAVE TOLD ME.

368
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,224
I SAID THERE WERE CARDS MISSING.
I NEVER SAID A PLAYER!

369
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,394
MATTER OF FACT,
I NEVER EVEN SAID A TEAM.

370
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,938
WHERE ARE THEY?

371
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,028
YOU WERE IN ON IT
FROM THE BEGINNING.

372
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,655
AND WHEN I CAME ALONG,
YOU SAW THE CHANCE

373
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,200
TO USE ME TO NAIL WINSTON AND
GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF!

374
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,453
FILLMORE, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
HOW IT BEGAN,

375
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,831
BUT...IT'S COMPLICATED.

376
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,000
I STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR YOU.

377
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,253
CAN'T YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY,
JUST THIS ONCE?

378
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,177
YOU PLAYED ME
FOR A SUCKER, PENNY.

379
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,845
I'M NOT GOING OUT
LIKE THAT.

380
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,681
NOT FOR YOU.
NOT ANYMORE.

381
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:51,019
BE AT HQ IN THE MORNING.
DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU.

382
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,104
AND ONE LAST THING, BABY.

383
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,274
THAT CHICKEN WAS DRY.

384
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,776
REAL DRY.

385
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:09,454
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