1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:16,350 [ SIREN WAILS ] 3 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,899 AND NOW, "FILLMORE." 4 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:08,861 TODAY'S EPISODE, "IMMUNE TO ALL BUT JUSTICE." 5 00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:14,992 ALLOW ME TO CALL YOUR ATTENTION 6 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,246 TO THE NEXT ITEM UP FOR BID AT OUR CHARITY AUCTION. 7 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:21,124 "PLINK, PLINK" IS THE SOUND SAP MAKES 8 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:25,837 AS IT DROPS INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL HANDMADE MAPLE SYRUP SAP BASIN. 9 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,925 SHALL WE START THE BIDDING AT THREE AMERICAN DOLLARS, HMM? 10 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,427 HEY, INGRID, YOU SEEING ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS? 11 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:36,556 BESIDES KIDS SPENDING THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON A BUCKET? 12 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,058 TRUST ME -- THESE KIDS CAN AFFORD IT. 13 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,310 YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA CHECK OUT THE KITCHEN. 14 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:44,021 MAKE SURE THE CAVIAR ISN'T SERVED AT THE WRONG TEMPERATURE. 15 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:46,732 CAREFUL WITH THAT! IT'S CASHMERE. 16 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:49,110 YOU! 17 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,779 I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR NAME THIS INSTANT! 18 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:54,615 HIS NAME IS OFFICER CORNELIUS FILLMORE. 19 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:57,160 PENNY -- PENNY MADRID. 20 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,620 DOG, HOW LONG'S IT BEEN? 21 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:00,580 TOO LONG. 22 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,007 SO, YOU ORGANIZED THIS SHINDIG? 23 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,758 I JUST MADE THE ARRANGEMENTS. 24 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,927 THE REAL CREDIT GOES TO WINSTON KOTTER. 25 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:17,263 HE'S THE SON OF A PROMINENT CANADIAN DIPLOMAT. 26 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,348 WINSTON LIVES AT THE EMBASSY AND EVERYTHING. 27 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:21,934 I VOLUNTEERED TO HELP RUN HIS CHARITY PROJECTS 28 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,102 THREE MONTHS AGO. 29 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,937 VOLUNTEERED? [ LAUGHS ] 30 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:27,773 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE THE SAME PENNY I USED TO KNOW? 31 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,276 LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 32 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,738 FREEZE. SAFETY PATROL. 33 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,287 FILLMORE, I NEED BACKUP. 34 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,955 ON MY WAY. 35 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,253 HEY! 36 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,516 MIND IF I BORROW THESE FOR A SEC? 37 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:10,775 NEXT UP, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL ANTIQUE BICYCLETTE AND HELMET 38 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,693 MADE FROM MAPLE WOOD. 39 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:16,530 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 40 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:21,535 WHAT...WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS OUTRAGE? 41 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,663 EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL, OKAY? 42 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:25,539 WE HAVE A SUSPECT IN CUSTODY. 43 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:26,916 UH, FILLMORE? 44 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,877 THAT'S NOT A SUSPECT. THAT'S JACK STAPLES. 45 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,420 THEY CALL HIM "LUMBERJACK." 46 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:33,631 HE'S WINSTON'S PERSONAL BODYGUARD. 47 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,092 Principal Folsom: ON BEHALF OF THE SAFETY PATROL, 48 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,551 X MIDDLE SCHOOL, 49 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:40,554 AND THESE GLORIOUS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, 50 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:43,224 ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE. 51 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,643 LUMBERJACK HERE WAS MERELY CHECKING OVER 52 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,062 MY NEWLY ARRIVED SHIPMENT OF MAPLE SYRUP. 53 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,106 IT WAS A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING, 54 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,774 PRINCIPAL FOLSOM. 55 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,901 OF COURSE, YOU COULD STAND TO TEACH 56 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:58,572 YOUR RATHER INCOMPETENT SAFETY PATROLLERS SOME MANNERS, HMM? 57 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,283 IF IT WAS ALL SO LEGIT, 58 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,910 HOW COME HIS BOY BOLTED WHEN INGRID PULLED HER BADGE? 59 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:05,997 YOU TWO ARE JUST LUCKY FOLSOM DOESN'T PULL BOTH YOUR BADGES. 60 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,748 SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT, VALLEJO. 61 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:09,834 YOU KNOW WHO THAT KID'S FATHER IS, RIGHT? 62 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,920 FOLSOM'S NOT ABOUT TO RISK ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT 63 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:15,256 LIKE THAT SWISS BANKING CLUB SCANDAL. 64 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,892 HEY, PENNY, HOW ABOUT SOME COMPANY? 65 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,061 WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THIS IS BUSINESS 66 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:30,396 AND NOT PERSONAL? 67 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,857 I TAKE MY BUSINESS VERY PERSONALLY. 68 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:37,320 SO, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT WINSTON KOTTER? 69 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:40,197 HE'S A SAINT. A TRUE HUMANITARIAN. 70 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,992 HE IMPORTS MAPLE SYRUP PRODUCTS FROM HIS HOME COUNTRY 71 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:46,329 TO RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITABLE PROJECTS THROUGHOUT THE SCHOOL. 72 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:49,832 AND YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED ANYTHING FUNNY GOING ON? 73 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,709 WINSTON MIGHT BE A LITTLE SNOBBY, 74 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,252 BUT HE'S CLEAN, FILLMORE, 75 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,421 AND HE DOES A LOT OF GOOD FOR THE SCHOOL. 76 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,548 AND YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT? 77 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,842 FILLMORE, YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE LIKE 78 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,261 WHEN WE USED TO HANG TOGETHER? 79 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,187 YEAH. I REMEMBER. 80 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,272 THE SAFETY PATROL TURNED THINGS AROUND, 81 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,274 GOT YOU BACK ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE LAW. 82 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:18,611 THAT'S WHAT WINSTON KOTTER DID FOR ME. 83 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,529 Vallejo: IF YOU WANNA LOOK INTO KOTTER, 84 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,449 IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS. 85 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,868 YOU WRITE THE ADMINISTRATION AT HIS OLD SCHOOL, 86 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,579 AND WE PUT IN A REQUEST AT THE CANADIAN CONSULATE. 87 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,289 YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 88 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,666 IF WE REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT KOTTER IS UP TO, 89 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,877 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO MORE THAN WRITE LETTERS. 90 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,253 YOU WANNA DO MORE? 91 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,506 YOU CAN START BY HELPING O'FARRELL SORT 92 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:41,634 THE 300 COUNTERFEIT BASEBALL CARDS HE CONFISCATED. 93 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,344 UNDER CONTROL, CHIEF. 94 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,722 I'VE GOT THE REAL ONES HERE AND THE FAKE ONES HERE. 95 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:49,517 OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND? 96 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,269 [ Voice breaking ] I BLEW IT, MAN! 97 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,729 I BLEW IT. 98 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,107 LISTEN, AS FAR AS THE SAFETY PATROL IS CONCERNED, 99 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,484 WINSTON KOTTER HAS TOTAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. 100 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,653 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 101 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:04,240 COUNTRIES SEND PEOPLE TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO REPRESENT THEM. 102 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:05,741 THESE ARE DIPLOMATS. 103 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:07,868 TO MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T PICKED ON UNFAIRLY, 104 00:06:07,952 --> 00:06:10,996 THEY ARE IMMUNE TO THE LAWS OF THE LAND -- DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. 105 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,248 WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM. 106 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,750 DON'T TRY TO. LEAVE HIM ALONE. 107 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:15,835 GOT ME? 108 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,421 [ SIGHS ] YEAH -- GOTCHA. 109 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,131 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 110 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,591 WHAT WAS THAT LUMBERJACK DUDE TRYING TO HIDE? 111 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:25,177 DID THEY FIND ANYTHING WHEN THEY SEARCHED HIM? 112 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:26,846 NO. WHY? 113 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,726 FOLLOW ME. 114 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,647 NOW, UH, WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 115 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,651 SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T BELONG. SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 116 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,819 WHAT IS IT? 117 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,071 INK. PRINTING INK. 118 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,990 QUALITY STUFF. NOT EASY TO GET. 119 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,741 IT'S USED FOR PRINTING PRESSES -- 120 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:49,660 BROCHURES, PAMPHLETS, BUSINESS CARDS -- 121 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,495 CARDS. 122 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:54,582 CHECK IT -- THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE GREEN INK 123 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:57,042 THAT WINSTON'S BOY TRIED TO DUMP. 124 00:06:57,126 --> 00:07:00,045 AND THIS IS A SAMPLE FROM ONE OF THE COUNTERFEIT CARDS 125 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:01,714 THAT O'FARRELL CONFISCATED. 126 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,966 CRACKERS. IT'S A PERFECT MATCH. 127 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,719 SO NOW WE KNOW WHAT GAME WINSTON KOTTER IS PLAYING. 128 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,721 COUNTERFEIT BASEBALL CARDS. 129 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,514 BUT WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 130 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,475 VALLEJO SAID WE CAN'T INVESTIGATE WINSTON. 131 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:13,726 MAYBE NOT. 132 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,061 BUT, UH, I DO THINK IT'S OUR DUTY 133 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,564 TO RETURN THIS PROPERTY TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. 134 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,483 [ LAUGHS ] 135 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,444 HEY, WINSTON, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THIS BACK. 136 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,032 OH, AND WE TOOK THE LIBERTY OF FLUSHING THE INK. 137 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,283 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 138 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,702 [ LAUGHS ] HOLLA. 139 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:36,081 LUMBERJACK, DO WHAT YOU CAN TO...DISCOURAGE OUR NEW FRIENDS 140 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:39,084 FROM PRYING ANY FURTHER INTO OUR AFFAIRS. 141 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,628 [ GRUNTS ] 142 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,214 LOOK, THERE'S NO HALFWAY ON THIS. 143 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,008 IF WE GO AFTER WINSTON, WE GO AT IT ALONE. 144 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,718 JUST YOU AND ME. 145 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,220 THERE'S NO CHOICE. 146 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,388 WE CAN'T JUST LET WINSTON GET AWAY WITH IT. 147 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:55,059 OKAY, SO WE FIND OUT WHERE HE PRINTS THOSE PHONY CARDS, 148 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,061 AND WE TAKE DOWN THE WHOLE OPERATION. 149 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,563 ANY IDEAS ON WHERE TO START? 150 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,106 I DON'T KNOW, FILLMORE. 151 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,651 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE WINSTON WOULD BE INVOLVED 152 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,027 IN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 153 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,738 THIS IS WINSTON'S LATEST SHIPMENT? 154 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,032 THEY'VE JUST BEEN CLEARED THROUGH CUSTOMS. 155 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,492 SYRUP-FILLED GUMBALLS. 156 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,327 WINSTON'S PLANNING A CANDY DRIVE 157 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,329 TO HELP CONVERT THE OLD SWIMMING POOL BUILDING 158 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,665 INTO A COMPUTER LAB. 159 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,673 FILLMORE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 160 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,341 BLANK CARDS. 161 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,010 LOOK, PENNY, WINSTON'S BEEN GETTING THE MATERIALS 162 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:33,180 TO PRINT THE PHONY BASEBALL CARDS IN THESE SHIPMENTS. 163 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,182 [ SOFT RUMBLING ] 164 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,565 LET ME GUESS -- YOUR MAMAS WERE TOO ASHAMED 165 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,733 TO LET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE WITHOUT THE MASKS. 166 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,902 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A LESSON 167 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:49,154 ABOUT MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS. 168 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,657 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO TEACH IT. 169 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:07,756 GET DOWN! 170 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,411 LOOK OUT! 171 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,584 FILLMORE! 172 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,879 [ FABRIC TEARING ] 173 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,263 TAKE A TRIP TO THE PENALTY BOX, BABY. 174 00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:02,895 FILLMORE, WHO WERE THEY? 175 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,730 THIS ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? 176 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,566 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 177 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,652 WE NEED YOU TO DIG INTO WINSTON'S AFFAIRS. 178 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,195 FIND OUT WHATEVER YOU CAN. 179 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,488 OKAY. 180 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,657 IN THE MEANTIME, WE'RE GONNA SHAKE THINGS UP 181 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:18,452 BY PAYING YOUR BOSS A LITTLE VISIT -- AT HOME. 182 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,995 Man: OKAY, EH? 183 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:23,123 THE CANADIAN EMBASSY WAS BUILT IN 1911. 184 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,875 NOW IF YOU'LL JUST FOLLOW ME 185 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,503 INTO THE GREAT HALL OF MOOSE ANTLERS... 186 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:36,387 RED RUNS THE BLOOD OF A MILLION INNOCENT CHRISTMAS TRESS! 187 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,597 STOP THE CHRISTMAS TREE INDUSTRY! 188 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,432 SAVE THE TREES! 189 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:42,351 OKAY, EH? SECURITY! 190 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:48,107 DON'T SUPPORT THE RUTHLESS SLAUGHTER OF BABY EVERGREENS! 191 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,274 [ GRUNTS ] 192 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,944 LET THEM GROW INTO MIGHTY PINES! 193 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,445 WHAT ABOUT THE TREES?! 194 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:56,156 WHO SPEAKS FOR THE TREES?! 195 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,621 IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF YOUR GOONS 196 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,623 TO GET US OFF YOUR BACK, WINSTON. 197 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,209 WELL, WELL, WELL. 198 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,462 YOU CERTAINLY ARE BECOMING AN ANTLER IN MY SIDE, 199 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,423 AREN'T YOU, OFFICER? 200 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,133 GET USED TO IT, BABY. 201 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,051 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 202 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:19,054 MY FATHER'S DIPLOMATIC CREDENTIALS MAKE ME UNTOUCHABLE. 203 00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,807 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU INVESTIGATE ME 204 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,642 OR HOW MUCH EVIDENCE YOU GATHER. 205 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,644 I'M COMPLETELY IMMUNE. 206 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,896 NOT FROM ME, YOU'RE NOT. 207 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,316 [ JUG FALLS ] 208 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,111 OH, SNAP! DID I DO THAT? 209 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,196 MY BAD. 210 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,287 SO, WAS IT ROUGH AT THE EMBASSY AFTER THEY BUSTED YOU 211 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,955 FOR YOUR LITTLE PROTEST? 212 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,582 THEY HELD ME FOR AN HOUR. 213 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,834 FORCED ME TO WATCH RERUNS OF "MR. MOUNTIE MOOSE." 214 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,002 NO BIG. 215 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,670 FILLMORE! THIRD! 216 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,840 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU HARASSING KOTTER AND HIS ASSOCIATES? 217 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,801 FOLSOM'S GONNA FLUNK US BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL! 218 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,637 NOW, I WARNED YOU ABOUT GOING THROUGH PROPER CHANNELS! 219 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,473 VALLEJO, THERE'S PROPER CHANNELS, 220 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,683 AND THEN THERE'S GETTING THE JOB DONE. 221 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,018 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 222 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,853 CONSIDER THIS A LAST WARNING. 223 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,147 EITHER OF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR WINSTON KOTTER, 224 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,399 I'LL HAVE BOTH YOUR BADGES. 225 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:15,527 FILLMORE. 226 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,862 FILLMORE, IT'S ME. 227 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,490 HEY, PENNY. WHAT UP? 228 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,201 WINSTON IS BUYING A NEW SET OF PLATES. 229 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,203 I THINK HE'S PLANNING TO USE THEM 230 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,705 TO PRINT HIS NEXT BATCH OF PHONY CARDS. 231 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,457 WHEN AND WHERE? 232 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,460 LUNCH HOUR, MEMINGER PARK OBSERVATORY. 233 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,836 YOU KNOW THE PLACE? 234 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,046 YEAH, WE KNOW IT. 235 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,174 SO GIVE ME THE 411 ON YOU AND PENNY. 236 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,092 WE TALKIN' BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH? 237 00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:40,594 IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT. 238 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,638 PENNY AND I USED TO JUST BE GOOD FRIENDS. 239 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,557 UH-HUH. AND WHAT ABOUT NOW? 240 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,309 GAME TIME. 241 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,820 PLATES FOR THE 1986 BARRY BONDS ROOKIE CARD. 242 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,404 YOU BRING THE COMICS? 243 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,198 [ GRUNTS ] 244 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,539 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FOLLOW THOSE PLATES. 245 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:12,292 LUMBERJACK WILL TAKE US RIGHT TO THE PRINTING OPERATION. 246 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,220 HE'S MAKING A BREAK FOR IT. 247 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,805 THEN IT'S ON! 248 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:31,353 I HEREBY CHRISTEN THEE THE FLYING -- 249 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,647 HEY! 250 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,418 [ CRASH ] 251 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:06,346 ONE FOR YOU, ANDREW, AND YOU, CHUCK, 252 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,140 AND ONE FOR YOU, GAIL, 253 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,183 AND -- HEY! 254 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,905 LEAVE THE NICE GIRL ALONE, ANDREW. 255 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,574 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 256 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,119 GET IN HERE. YOU'RE SOAKING WET. 257 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,330 INGRID AND I WERE SPOTTED IN THE PARK TODAY. 258 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,749 IT'S TOO RISKY FOR YOU TO KEEP POKING AROUND. 259 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,167 I'M CLOSE TO FINDING OUT 260 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,960 WHERE WINSTON IS PRINTING THOSE CARDS. 261 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,462 BUT -- BUT NOTHING. 262 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,298 I'M A BIG GIRL. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 263 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,596 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOUR CALL. 264 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,309 FILLMORE, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER, 265 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,519 HOW ABOUT I COOK YOU DINNER SOMETIME? 266 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,564 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'D BE COOL. 267 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,737 CHECK IT OUT. 268 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,614 THESE ARE TWO RANDY JOHNSON CARDS, 269 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,991 ONE AUTHENTIC AND ONE COUNTERFEIT. 270 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,576 HERE'S THE BAD NEWS. 271 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,828 ON SIGHT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 272 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,413 THEY'RE IDENTICAL. 273 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,041 EASILY THE BEST COUNTERFEIT CARDS WE'VE EVER SEEN. 274 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,542 WHAT ABOUT THE GOOD NEWS? 275 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,211 I'M ASSUMING THE BAD NEWS 276 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,546 IS GOING TO BE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY GOOD NEWS. 277 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,382 AM I RIGHT ABOUT THIS? 278 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,218 HMM, ONE FUNNY THING -- THE INK ON THE COUNTERFEIT 279 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054 HAS A HIGHER CONTENT OF CHLORINE THAN THE AUTHENTIC. 280 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,390 IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 281 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,392 THAT'S GOOD NEWS? 282 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,060 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 283 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,061 FILLMORE. 284 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,646 FILLMORE, IT'S ME. 285 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,482 I THINK I KNOW WHERE WINSTON IS PRINTING THE CARDS. 286 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,692 MM-HMM. GO. 287 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:42,985 IT'S -- 288 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,571 SO, SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING A LITTLE OVERTIME 289 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,157 FOR THE SAFETY PATROL, HMM? 290 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,911 PENNY? PENNY! 291 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,454 PENNY! 292 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,007 PENNY! 293 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,009 YOU WERE SOMEONE I TRUSTED, PENNY. 294 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,886 CANADIANS DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BETRAYAL. 295 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,976 [ DIAL TONE ] 296 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,939 OH, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WE'RE MISSING. 297 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,358 I MEAN, HOW MANY PLACES CAN A DUDE HIDE 298 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,027 AN ENTIRE PRINTING PRESS? 299 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,112 HE WOULDN'T RISK KEEPING IT AT THE EMBASSY. 300 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,281 HERE'S THE OFFICIAL LAB REPORT ON THE INKS. 301 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,700 YOU BETTER NOT LET VALLEJO SEE YOU WITH THAT. 302 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,161 FORGET VALLEJO. FILLMORE'S GOT A FRIEND OUT THERE. 303 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,412 HOLD UP. 304 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,913 THE INK ON THOSE BOGUS CARDS 305 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,249 HAS A HIGH CHLORINE CONTENT, RIGHT? 306 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,709 SO? 307 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,420 ACCORDING TO THIS, THAT INK THAT LUMBERJACK TRIED TO DITCH 308 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,422 DIDN'T CONTAIN ANY CHLORINE AT ALL. 309 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,883 THAT MEANS THE CHLORINE MUST HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE INK 310 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,676 DURING THE ACTUAL PRINTING PROCESS. 311 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,428 THE OLD SWIMMING POOL BUILDING! 312 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,139 WHERE DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE GOING? 313 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,391 VALLEJO, WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MAN. 314 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,102 THIS BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WINSTON KOTTER! 315 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,021 I WARNED YOU TWO ALREADY! 316 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,608 YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR, YOU'RE BOTH FINISHED HERE, UNDERSTAND? 317 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,700 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT? GET BACK TO WORK! 318 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,556 WHEN WE'RE FINISHED HERE, CLEAN THIS PLACE OUT. 319 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,557 [ GRUNTS ] 320 00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,392 AFTER THAT, WE'LL SIMPLY PIN 321 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,394 THE ENTIRE OPERATION ON PENNY HERE. 322 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,230 AND SINCE YOU DON'T SHARE THE LUXURY 323 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,981 OF MY DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY, 324 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,983 YOU'RE CERTAIN TO BE EXPELLED. 325 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,737 I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT, WINSTON. 326 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,573 OFFICER, SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US. 327 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:57,035 AND WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU PLAN TO DO, BUST ME? 328 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,788 OH, WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO BUST YOU. 329 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,873 WE CAME TO SHUT YOU DOWN. 330 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,501 NO. NO! 331 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,213 Fillmore: YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED OUT OF THE DEEP END. 332 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,508 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GET THEM! 333 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,520 [ GRUNTS ] 334 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,567 GET PENNY OUT OF HERE. 335 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,617 YOU HAVEN'T WON, FILLMORE. 336 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:41,329 I STILL HAVE THE PRINTING PRESS. I STILL HAVE THE PLATES. 337 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,207 YOU AND YOUR PARTNER CAN'T STOP ME BY YOURSELVES. 338 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,877 THEY'RE NOT BY THEMSELVES. 339 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,129 NOT ANYMORE. 340 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,930 [ SPLASH ] 341 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,189 ARE YOU INSANE?! 342 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,940 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! 343 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:12,194 I'LL SEE TO IT THAT PRINCIPAL FOLSOM HAS YOU EXPELLED! 344 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,945 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 345 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,823 TELL FOLSOM WE RUINED YOUR COUNTERFEIT CARD OPERATION? 346 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,325 I KINDA DOUBT THAT. 347 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,827 WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO OFFICIALLY BUST YOU, 348 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:23,205 BUT YOU CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE IN THIS SCHOOL, 349 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,540 THE ENTIRE SAFETY PATROL IS GONNA TURN YOUR LIFE 350 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,375 INTO A NIGHTMARE. 351 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,377 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 352 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,879 YES, SIR. 353 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,469 YOU FORGOT THESE ON YOUR WAY OUT. 354 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,096 [ CHUCKLES ] 355 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,681 WHAT HAPPENED TO PROPER CHANNELS? 356 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,183 THERE'S PROPER CHANNELS, 357 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,310 AND THEN THERE'S GETTING THE JOB DONE. 358 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,356 HERE'S THE ONLY THING THAT STILL BOTHERS ME. 359 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,066 ACCORDING TO WINSTON'S RECORDS, 360 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,944 HE PRINTED 4,000 CAL RIPKEN CARDS LAST MONTH. 361 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,613 SO WHAT'S THE PROB? NOT AN ORIOLES FAN? 362 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,616 NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CARDS HAS TURNED UP ANYWHERE. 363 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,867 THEY'RE STILL MISSING. 364 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,702 [ BELL RINGS ] 365 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,371 I GOTTA BOLT. 366 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040 SOMEONE'S GOT A HOT DATE WITH PENNY TONIGHT. 367 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,626 AND DON'T LIE. YOU'RE TALKING TO A DETECTIVE. 368 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,212 LOOK, I'M GOING TO HAVE DINNER WITH AN OLD FRIEND. 369 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:13,713 THAT'S IT. YOU FEEL ME? 370 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,507 SURE. WHATEVER. 371 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,301 [ DOOR OPENS ] 372 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,975 SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WINSTON MIGHT HAVE STASHED 373 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,893 4,000 COUNTERFEIT BASEBALL CARDS? 374 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:30,647 NO MORE TALK ABOUT WINSTON OR THE SAFETY PATROL 375 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,650 OR ANY OTHER BUSINESS, OKAY? 376 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,987 IT'S ALL OVER, FILLMORE. CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY IT? 377 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,864 ANYWAY, I'M SURE THOSE CARDS WILL TURN UP SOONER OR LATER. 378 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:43,243 4,000 CAL RIPKEN CARDS AREN'T GONNA JUST DISAPPEAR. 379 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,619 WHAT WAS THAT? 380 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,622 I SAID IT'S NOT LIKE 4,000 CAL RIPKEN CARDS 381 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,124 ARE GONNA JUST DISAPPEAR. 382 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,084 WHO SAID THEY WERE CAL RIPKEN CARDS? 383 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,585 I... 384 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,171 UH...WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 385 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,631 YOU SAID CAL RIPKEN. 386 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,633 HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAL RIPKEN CARDS? 387 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:02,887 OH, WELL, UH, I GUESS YOU -- YOU MUST HAVE TOLD ME. 388 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,224 I SAID THERE WERE CARDS MISSING. I NEVER SAID A PLAYER! 389 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,394 MATTER OF FACT, I NEVER EVEN SAID A TEAM. 390 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,938 WHERE ARE THEY? 391 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,028 YOU WERE IN ON IT FROM THE BEGINNING. 392 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,655 AND WHEN I CAME ALONG, YOU SAW THE CHANCE 393 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,200 TO USE ME TO NAIL WINSTON AND GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF! 394 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,453 FILLMORE, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN HOW IT BEGAN, 395 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,831 BUT...IT'S COMPLICATED. 396 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,000 I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 397 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,253 CAN'T YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY, JUST THIS ONCE? 398 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,175 [ GARAGE DOOR OPENS ] 399 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,177 YOU PLAYED ME FOR A SUCKER, PENNY. 400 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,845 I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT. 401 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,681 NOT FOR YOU. NOT ANYMORE. 402 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:51,019 BE AT HQ IN THE MORNING. DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU. 403 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,104 AND ONE LAST THING, BABY. 404 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:56,274 THAT CHICKEN WAS DRY. 405 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,776 REAL DRY. 406 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:09,454 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP