1 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:03,421 FILLMORE. I'M ON IT. 2 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:16,350 [ SIREN WAILS ] 3 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,588 [ SIREN WAILS ] 4 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,440 AND NOW, "FILLMORE!" 5 00:01:04,524 --> 00:01:05,983 TODAY'S EPISODE... 6 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:09,320 "THE NINETEENTH HOLE IS A SHALLOW GRAVE." 7 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:17,370 HE'S GETTING AWAY! 8 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,747 BIGGIE, I'M ON IT. 9 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:21,082 [ HORN BUZZES ] 10 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,754 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY SLIPPED UP. 11 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:28,506 OFFICER! MY COMIC! 12 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,550 THE ICE RESURFACER! 13 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:42,061 THE UNEQUALED U MANS #76 -- THIS WAS MINT. 14 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,230 IT IS NOW NEAR MINT. 15 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,816 OAK MAN IS BETTER THAN THE U MANS ANYWAY. 16 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:50,444 THE U MANS ARE THE NEXT STAGE OF EVOLUTION, THE ULTIMATE HUMANS. 17 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:53,239 OAK MAN IS A GUY WHO IS PART TREE. 18 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,951 PLEASE, GET THIS PATHETIC HUMAN OUT OF MY SIGHT. 19 00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,037 I'M JUST LUCKY YOU WERE AROUND 20 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,248 WHEN THIS WHELP TRIED TO STEAL MY COMIC. 21 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,916 GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST -- WHERE IS EVERYONE? 22 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,626 THE WHOLE SCHOOL 23 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,879 IS EITHER AT THE FRENCH CLUB'S NAPOLEON LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST, 24 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,172 OR THE MINI MASTERS. 25 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,840 I'M TOO TALL FOR THE CONTEST 26 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:13,593 AND, WELL, I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE MINI-GOLF. 27 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,469 Minnesota: THINGS ARE CRACKING 28 00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:17,638 HERE AT THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI MASTERS! 29 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:20,933 COMING OFF THE 17th HOLE, IT'S THE FAVORITE, CUZZY SHOTWELL, 30 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:24,312 FOUR STROKES AHEAD OF LAST YEAR'S CHAMPION, IAN CHILTON. 31 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,939 AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA RUN AWAY WITH THIS THING! 32 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,149 ALL RIGHT! 33 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,860 MY BOY CUZZY IS MAKING THINGS HAPPEN. 34 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,528 CUZZY? UH, HELLO? 35 00:02:32,612 --> 00:02:34,822 IT'S HIS CADDY THAT'S TAKING IT TO THE HOOP, CHIEF. 36 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:35,990 HIS CADDY? 37 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,159 DON'T YOU GRASP THE SILENT CUES? 38 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,827 THE QUIET SUPPORT? 39 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:42,872 THE SUBTLE GESTURES THAT INDICATE THE HOLE BREAKS LEFT? 40 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:45,750 ONLY THING I SEE IS A KID WITH A CUSTARD STAIN ON HIS SHIRT 41 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,293 HANDING CUZZY HIS PUTTER. 42 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,546 OF COURSE. YOU'RE LOOKING WITH YOUR EYES. 43 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:53,466 START SEEING WITH YOU HEART, VALLEJO. 44 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,426 FILLMORE, THIS IS GOOD STUFF. 45 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,595 AREN'T YOU THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN THE MINI MASTERS? 46 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,430 I'M NOT SO BIG ON THE MINI. 47 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,934 Minnesota: AND SO, WE REACH THE 18th AND FINAL HOLE, 48 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,810 KNOWN SIMPLY AS, "THE PEG." 49 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,355 NOT AN ESPECIALLY CHALLENGING HOLE -- 50 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,023 MORE OF A GIMME, REALLY -- 51 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,817 TO CAP AN AMAZING ROUND BY CUZZY SHOTWELL. 52 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,570 HE'S THE LAST ONE UP. TWO STROKES WILL WIN IT. 53 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:20,576 IT'S LOOKING LIKE IT'S HEADING DIRECTLY TOWARDS...THE PEG. 54 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:23,079 BAD BREAK FOR CUZZY SHOTWELL. 55 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,413 WHAT THE --? 56 00:03:24,497 --> 00:03:26,123 DID YOU SEE THAT? 57 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,167 SOMETIMES YOU HIT THE PEG, CHIEF. 58 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,752 NOT CUZZY SHOTWELL. 59 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:36,133 OH, I'M NOT LIKING THAT SHOT AT ALL. 60 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,761 [ THUD ] Boy: HEY! MY INDIAN FOOD! 61 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,597 WHAT THE-- DID YOU SEE THAT? 62 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,600 Boy: YEAH, I DID... WITH MY HEART. 63 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:46,310 Minnesota: WHOA! 64 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,063 I DON'T THINK CUZZY SHOTWELL HAS TAKEN A SHOT THAT BAD 65 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,816 SINCE HE GOT A TETANUS BOOSTER IN THE BISCUIT BASKET. 66 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,442 OH MY! 67 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,486 WITH THAT OUT-OF-BOUNDS PENALTY, 68 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,656 CUZZY JUST SNATCHED DEFEAT OUT OF THE JAWS OF VICTORY. 69 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,533 THAT'S IT! IAN CHILTON WINS! 70 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,535 IAN CHILTON WINS! 71 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,036 AND THE BIG QUESTION 72 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,455 THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF COMMUNITY 73 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:07,999 HAS GOT TO BE ASKING IS, 74 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,501 "WHAT IS GOING ON WITH CUZZY SHOTWELL?" 75 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,503 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. 76 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,255 FILLMORE! THIRD! 77 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,881 CUZZY SHOTWELL? 78 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,175 WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE MATCH THIS AFTERNOON. 79 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:20,177 THE WAY YOU PLAYED THAT LAST HOLE, 80 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,013 SOME PEOPLE ARE THINKING IT LOOKED A LITTLE FUNNY, MAN. 81 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,889 FUNNY? FUNNY HOW? 82 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,350 LIKE SOMEONE MAY HAVE TOLD YOU TO THROW THE MATCH. 83 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,185 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 84 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,438 CUZZY, YOUR SPECIALITY IS BANK SHOTS, MAN. 85 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,065 I MEAN, IF THE 18th HAD BEEN A LOOP OR A WINDMILL 86 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,067 OR SOME SORT OF HILARIOUS OBSTACLE, 87 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,528 WE WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 88 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,240 LISTEN, MAN, IF STUFF IS GOING DOWN, WE JUST WANT TO HELP. 89 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,491 YOU WANT TO HELP? 90 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:43,951 YOU CAN SHOVE OFF. 91 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,870 CUZZY, IF SOMETHING IS WRONG, 92 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,831 THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT RIGHT IS TO TALK ABOUT IT. 93 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,751 YOU FEEL LIKE DOING THAT, GIVE ME A CALL, MAN. 94 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,627 I THINK WE GOT A DEFINITE MAYBE 95 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,713 TOWARDS SOMETHING FISHY GOING DOWN. 96 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,758 YEAH, BUT A DEFINITE MAYBE IS A DEFINITE MAYBE NOT, TOO. 97 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,806 ONLY OTHER ANGLE IS SABOTAGE, 98 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:08,351 SOMEONE MESSING WITH THE GREEN. 99 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,745 MAN, SIMON, TOUGH BREAK. 100 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,956 BUT I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN HAVING TOUGH BREAKS ALL DAY. 101 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,796 YOU OKAY, FILLMORE? 102 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,923 YEAH, SURE. 103 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,763 WOW, FILLMORE, NICE SHOT. 104 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,599 INGRID, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS GREEN. 105 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,476 Fillmore: YOU WERE RIGHT, VALLEJO. 106 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,603 SOMETIME STINKS WITH X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF. 107 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,106 IT'S LOOKING LIKE OUR BOY CUZZY THREW THAT MATCH. 108 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,024 NOW, WE COULD INVESTIGATE CHILTON -- 109 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:58,943 MAYBE SEE IF HE'S IN CAHOOTS WITH SOMEONE... 110 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,195 OR WE COULD LET THAT SOMEONE COME TO US. 111 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,279 HOW? 112 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,365 THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OPEN IS IN TWO WEEKS. 113 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,492 WE COULD SEND A PATROLLER IN UNDERCOVER. 114 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:09,870 IF THEY DO WELL, THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA COME KNOCKING. 115 00:06:09,954 --> 00:06:11,372 SO, WHO DO WE SEND IN? 116 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,790 FILLMORE. 117 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,543 I SAID IT BEFORE -- MINI-GOLF'S NOT MY BAG, INGRID. 118 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,711 YOU SANK THAT BALL ON THE 18th LIKE A PRO. 119 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,422 THE STUFF YOU KNOW ABOUT CUZZY, 120 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,465 HOW YOU WERE CHECKING OUT THAT GREEN -- 121 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,092 YOU KNOW MINI-GOLF, FILLMORE. 122 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,177 REALLY? IS THAT SO? 123 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,680 VALLEJO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 124 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,266 HEY, WE NEED YOU. AS OF NOW, YOU'RE UNDERCOVER. 125 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:33,519 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU IN THIS OFFICE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. 126 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,895 YOU PRACTICE. 127 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,567 YOU COULD HAVE ASKED ME HOW I FELT ABOUT IT 128 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,610 BEFORE YOU PUT ME UP FOR THE GIG, INGRID. 129 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:44,029 YOU'VE NEVER TURNED DOWN AN UNDERCOVER JOB BEFORE. 130 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,781 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS ONE THAT'S SO ROUGH? 131 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:47,366 LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 132 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:50,286 VALLEJO SAYS I HAVE TO REPRESENT, SO I WILL. 133 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:51,871 END OF STORY, ALL RIGHT? 134 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,623 NO, FILLMORE, THERE'S MORE TO THIS STORY. 135 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,333 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MINI-GOLF? 136 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,169 THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 137 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,838 OH, DIDN'T KNOW I WAS DEALING WITH TORTURED FILLMORE TODAY. 138 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,674 MY MISTAKE. IT'S COOL. LATE. 139 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,536 O'Farrell: IT WENT IN. 140 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,747 O'FARRELL, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 141 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,584 THE VERY FUTURE OF X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF IS AT STAKE. 142 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,586 YOU NEED TO DO WELL. 143 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:44,006 YOU NEED CADDY O'FARRELL AND HIS MAGIC BAG OF PUTTERY. 144 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,675 DANNY, I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR TWO WEEKS, A-- 145 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,260 TWO WEEKS? 146 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:49,428 WOW! 147 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,056 I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE. 148 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,267 THIS GRAPHITE PUTTER IS SPECIFICALLY EXCELLENT 149 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:56,769 FOR BANK SHOTS. 150 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,855 THIS QUENCH AID IS MANGO-ONIC ICE, YOUR FAVORITE. 151 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:02,816 THIS TOWEL HAS A 400 THREAD COUNT, 152 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,736 MAXIMUM SOFTNESS, AND ABSORPTION. 153 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,780 DON'T MESS WITH ME, BABY. I'M THE BEST. 154 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,281 O'FARRELL. 155 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,243 FILLMORE, IT'S MY DREAM. 156 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,328 TOSS ME THE QUENCH AID. 157 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:30,010 [ SOBBING ] 158 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,263 HAPPY NOW? 159 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,570 BOO-YAH! BOO-YAH! HIYA, HELLO! 160 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:51,907 I'M CHRIS MINNESOTA, AND THIS IS THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OPEN, 161 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:54,410 A TWO-DAY AFFAIR TO FERRET OUT 162 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:57,830 THE GREATEST MINI-GOLFER IN OUR FAIR SCHOOL. 163 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,458 AND LEADING OFF THE UNRANKED, UNSEATED PLAYERS 164 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,335 IS CORNELIUS BUENAVISTA. 165 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:07,006 NOW THE KEY TO THIS HOLE? AVOIDING THE PENDULUM. 166 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,841 MY HAIKU FOR HOLE ONE -- 167 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:13,095 THE GREEN, FLAT AND QUICK, TRUE FOLLOW-THROUGH IS THE KEY, 168 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:17,516 CONFIDENT BALL -- CLUNK. 169 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,560 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 170 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,900 [ APPLAUSE ] 171 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,754 THE VIBES ON THIS PUTTER MOCK WINDMILLS. 172 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,172 SEND IT HOME, BROTHER. 173 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,013 [ SOBBING ] 174 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,516 Minnesota: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 175 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,436 BUENAVISTA HAS DROPPED HIS PUTTER. 176 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,856 OH, A SMART MOVE BY BUENAVISTA! 177 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,358 HE FELT THE RAIN COMING 178 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,443 AND SAVED HIS PUTT FOR A DRIER TIME, 179 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,528 WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY BE TOMORROW, 180 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,614 WHEN WE PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF 181 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,699 WITH THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OPEN. 182 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,452 SMOOTH MOVE WITH THE H20, "C." 183 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:19,787 I'M HEADED IN. 184 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,872 WET TWEED SMELLS LIKE DOG. 185 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,211 MAY WE CONVERSE? 186 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,587 CONVERSE AWAY, BABY. 187 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,381 THE GENTLEMAN TO WHO I AM IN EMPLOY 188 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,883 CONGRATULATES YOU ON YOUR SURPRISING PERFORMANCE. 189 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,635 HE HAS A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 190 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,636 KEEP TALKING. 191 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,012 HE WOULD LIKE YOU 192 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:38,472 TO INTENTIONALLY LOSE THE TOURNAMENT. 193 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,515 THAT SO? 194 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,058 YOU'LL BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY. 195 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,726 PLUS, IF YOU COOPERATE, 196 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,938 THERE WON'T HAVE TO BE ANY...UNPLEASANTNESS. 197 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,481 YOU GIVE ME A SIT-DOWN 198 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191 WITH THE GENTLEMAN TO WHICH YOU ARE IN EMPLOY, 199 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,609 AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 200 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,528 IMPOSSIBLE. THAT'S MY NUMBER. 201 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:54,446 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A POWDER, 202 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:57,700 YOU MAKE IT POSSIBLE. 203 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,910 DID YOU HEAR THAT? YES. 204 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,995 YES I DID. 205 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,086 I GOT A CALL FROM ONE OF YOUR BOYS. 206 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,754 TOLD ME TO MEET YOU HERE. 207 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,298 I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THE SECRECY THAT I REQUIRE 208 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:14,633 FOR THESE COMMUNICATIONS. 209 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,884 LET'S JUST GET TO IT. 210 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,261 LET ME ASK YOU THIS -- 211 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,929 ARE YOU WITH US IN THIS ENDEAVOR? 212 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,723 WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME? 213 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:22,933 YOU'LL BACK OFF. LET OTHERS WIN. 214 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,228 AND THERE WON'T HAVE TO BE ANY...UNPLEASANTNESS. 215 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,771 [ STATIC ] FORE. 216 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,857 FREEZE! X MIDDLE SCHOOL SAFETY PATROL! 217 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:30,858 [ GASPS ] 218 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:31,942 AAAH! 219 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,610 AAAH! 220 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,974 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 221 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,476 WE'RE BRINGING YOU DOWN. 222 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,561 NO MORE THREATENING PEOPLE TO TAKE A FALL. 223 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,271 WHO'S THREATENING? 224 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:13,358 I'M HAM BEAUMONT, PRESIDENT OF THE MINI-GOLF HAPPY SQUAD. 225 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:14,818 THE MINI-GOLF HAPPY SQUAD? 226 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,653 THEY ORGANIZE VOLUNTEER MINI-GOLFERS 227 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,447 TO PLAY ROUNDS WITH THE ELDERLY. 228 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,991 I RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL 229 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,787 THAT MR. BUENAVISTA IS WHOOPING ALL THE SENIOR CITIZENS. 230 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:28,749 I WAS JUST MEETING HIM TO SUGGEST HE BACK OFF 231 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,501 AND LET OTHERS WIN. 232 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:34,004 [ Sobbing ] I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS SO WRONG! 233 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,132 OFFICER FILLMORE. 234 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,467 CUZZY? 235 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,636 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU -- 236 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,429 Biggie: WHO'S BEHIND THE CORRUPTION 237 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,389 ON THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF TOUR? 238 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,891 WELL, GO AHEAD, CUZZY. 239 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,727 PLEASE TELL US. WE'RE ALL WAITING. 240 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,813 CUZZY, COME ON. 241 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,649 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 242 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,193 DO YOU REALLY THINK WHOEVER THAT PERSON IS 243 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,736 GOT THIS FAR BEING SLOPPY? 244 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,030 I WOULDN'T TANGLE WITH HIM, OFFICERS. 245 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,532 HE'LL CRUSH YOU. 246 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,575 OF COURSE, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WILL BE LEFT 247 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,327 AFTER FOLSOM GETS THROUGH WITH YOU. 248 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,246 HAM IS HER NEPHEW. 249 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,499 ANYWAY, HAVE A NICE DAY. 250 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,001 CUZZY, AREN'T YOU LEAVING, TOO? 251 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,503 WHAT'S YOUR GAME, BIGGIE? 252 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,922 OH, NO GAME OFFICER. 253 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,258 I'M JUST A FAN. 254 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,311 SILENCE! 255 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,730 UH, WE WEREN'T TALKING. 256 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:36,149 HMM...YOU WEREN'T TALKING. 257 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,193 MY ANGER WAS DISPLACED. 258 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:42,072 IT'S AS IF IT NEEDS A PROPER CHANNEL TO BE FULLY EXPRESSED. 259 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,365 LET'S SEE. 260 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,410 OH, RIGHT, THE REASON YOU'RE HERE -- HAM. 261 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,870 HAM IS MY NEPHEW. 262 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:50,038 HAM IS THE KID YOU TRAUMATIZED! 263 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,790 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, 264 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,210 THE SAFETY PATROL IS TO SUSPEND ITS MINI-GOLF INVESTIGATION. 265 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:56,336 I BLEW IT. 266 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,796 YOU BLEW IT? 267 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,048 I COULD HAVE PRESSED HAM TO SAY WHAT HE MEANT. 268 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,551 I'M GONNA SKIP THE AFTER-SCHOOL SHIFT AND HEAD HOME. 269 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,886 IF YOU WANT TO TALK -- 270 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,472 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO TALK. 271 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,686 HOW'D IT GO? 272 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,563 OH, MUCH WORSE THAN BADLY. 273 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,273 FOLSOM CLOSED THE CASE. 274 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,983 THAT'S IT. WE LOSE. 275 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,776 WELL, ABOUT THAT GUY BIGGIE? 276 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,653 WE DID A LITTLE RESEARCH. 277 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:24,573 Tehama: HE'S A SEVENTH-GRADER -- COCKY, THINKS A LOT OF HIMSELF. 278 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,783 SUPPOSEDLY, HE HAS THE LARGEST COMIC BOOK COLLECTION 279 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,118 IN THE SCHOOL, 280 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,995 AND IT'S GETTING BIGGER ALL THE TIME. 281 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,997 ACCORDING TO THE LOCAL COMIC STORE, 282 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,958 HIS COMIC BOOK BAG, BOARD, AND BOX PURCHASES HAVE SPIKED 283 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,753 AFTER EVERY MAJOR X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF TOURNEY. 284 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:38,837 WHY? 285 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,672 'CAUSE HE RUNNING COMIC BOOK BETS. 286 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:43,133 HE BUYS THE SUPPLIES FOR ALL THE BOOKS HE WINS. 287 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,676 WORD ON THE STREET IS 288 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,511 IF YOU WANNA BET COMICS, HE'S THE ONE TO SEE. 289 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,305 EVEN THOUGH HE'S BEEN RIGGING 290 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,849 THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL MINI-GOLF CIRCUIT SO HE NEVER LOSES. 291 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,768 AND WITH BUENAVISTA OUT OF THE WAY, 292 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,020 BIGGIE'S PUT HIS WHOLE FORTUNE OUT ON BETS, 293 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,189 AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO WIN BIG. 294 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,607 GREAT. 295 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,275 I FEEL YOUR PAIN, INGRID. 296 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,527 I, TOO, HAVE HAD MY HOPES DASHED. 297 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,738 WHY, WITH MY SUPERIOR CADDYING, 298 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,283 AND FILLMORE'S ADEQUATE PLAY, WE COULD'VE WON THE OPEN. 299 00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,452 WHAT? 300 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,120 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] ♪ COME ON ♪ 301 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,456 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 302 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,041 [ NO AUDIO ] 303 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,501 ♪ GET ON UP ♪ 304 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,710 [ NO AUDIO ] 305 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,295 ♪ COME ONE ♪ 306 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,172 [ Shouting ] ...SO I JUST CAME BY TO... 307 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,465 [ Normal voice ] TALK. 308 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,093 I'LL START. 309 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,719 SO BIGGIE'S BEHIND IT ALL. 310 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,180 HE MAKES HIS BETS AND RIGS THE MATCHES. 311 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,349 AND NOW WE CAN'T TOUCH HIM. 312 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,102 WE CAN DO MORE THAN TOUCH HIM. WE CAN STOP HIM. 313 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,521 HOW? FOLSOM CLOSED THE CASE. 314 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,523 THE CASE IS CLOSED, BUT THE OPEN'S OPEN. 315 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,066 WHAT? 316 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,819 THE SECOND DAY OF THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OPEN KICKS OFF TOMORROW, 317 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,612 AND IT'S YOUR PUTT. 318 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:49,074 BIGGIE HAS HIS FORTUNE OUT ON COMIC BOOK BETS ALL OVER TOWN. 319 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,619 IF YOU WIN THE OPEN, FILLMORE, BIGGIE LOSES...EVERYTHING. 320 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,871 [ SIGHS ] I CAN'T DO IT. 321 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:55,914 WHY? 322 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,582 REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD CUZZY? 323 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,292 "IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, 324 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,420 THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT RIGHT IS TO TALK ABOUT IT." 325 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,256 WELL, CUZZY CHOSE TO QUIT INSTEAD. 326 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,925 HE PUNKED OUT... JUST LIKE YOU. 327 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,593 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, FILLMORE, 328 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,262 'CAUSE I KNOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU LATER. 329 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,681 [ SIGHS ] INGRID. 330 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,519 THESE NOTCHES ARE SIX PEOPLE'S LIVES I'VE RUINED. 331 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,856 IT WAS THE SIXTH GRADE, BACK WHEN I WAS A DELINQUENT. 332 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,774 I'D ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT MINI-GOLF, 333 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,235 AND I DECIDED TO THROW IN WITH THE SCHOOL TEAM, 334 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,612 BUT BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE DISCIPLINE PROBLEMS, 335 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,489 I WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO TRY OUT. 336 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,616 SINCE THEY DIDN'T LET ME TRY OUT, 337 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,286 I DECIDED TO STAMP THEM OUT -- ALL OF THEM. 338 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,747 I CHALLENGED THE WHOLE TEAM TO A MATCH, 339 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,583 BETTING EACH ONE OF THEM EVERYTHING THEY HAD -- 340 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,461 CDs, VIDEO GAMES, THEIR TROPHIES, YOU NAME IT. 341 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,087 IT WASN'T ABOUT THE SWAG. 342 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,089 I ONLY HAD ONE THING ON MY MIND -- 343 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,008 DESTROYING THEIR GAME. 344 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,344 INGRID, MINI-GOLF IS 100% MENTAL. 345 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,472 I PLAYED THE HOLES TO BREAK THEM. 346 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:56,391 I MADE IT LOOK LIKE THE GREENS BROKE DIFFERENTLY. 347 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,477 I SWUNG MY ARMS SLOW, BUT HIT FAST. 348 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,438 IT MADE IT LOOK LIKE THE WINDMILL WAS STANDING STILL. 349 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,231 THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. 350 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,151 I BEAT THEM SO BADLY, SO COMPLETELY, 351 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,404 IT'S LIKE THERE WAS NOTHING OF THEM LEFT. 352 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,411 I TOOK THEM OUT. 353 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:18,622 THEY NEVER PLAYED THE GAME AGAIN. 354 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,958 AND UNTIL THIS CASE, NEITHER HAD I. 355 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,211 FILLMORE, THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 356 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,797 YOU DID SOMETHING HARSH, AND IT HURTS. 357 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,174 THAT'S HOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE FOR IT, 358 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,676 BUT DON'T MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PAY THAT PRICE. 359 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,096 YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN TAKE BIGGIE DOWN. 360 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,306 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP HIM. 361 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,309 YOU DON'T, AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT SOME NOTCHES IN THAT PUTTER 362 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,977 FOR ALL OF US. 363 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,733 Minnesota: GREETINGS, GOLFHEADS, AND WELCOME TO THIS, 364 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:50,195 THE SECOND AND FINAL DAY OF THE X MIDDLE SCHOOL OPEN. 365 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,031 [ SIGHS ] THERE'S NOTHING SWEETER 366 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,660 THAN A HOT, FRESH CHURRO WITH POWDERED SUGAR, 367 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,664 SAVE PERHAPS WINNING A MINT COPY OF THE U MANS #76 368 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,042 OFF SOME POOR SAP. 369 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,962 [ GASPS ] WHO DARES? 370 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:10,006 YOU OKAY, MAN? YOU LOOK WHITE AS A SHEET. 371 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,385 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE OPEN, FILLMORE? 372 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,971 I'VE HEARD THE CASE IS CLOSED. 373 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,974 OH, I'M NOT HERE AS A SAFETY PATROLLER, BIGGIE. 374 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,475 I'M HERE AS A PLAYER. 375 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,812 NOW TELL ME THIS -- 376 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,899 YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME LESS DANGEROUS OR MORE DANGEROUS? 377 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,818 SEE YOU ON THE GREENS, BABY. 378 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,266 THIS IS IT. 379 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,603 BUENAVISTA IS BUT ONE STROKE BEHIND CHILTON. 380 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,354 IF HE CAN CATCH AN EAGLE, 381 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:10,108 BUENAVISTA COMPLETES THE MINI-GOLF UPSET OF THE CENTURY. 382 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,945 BUT HE HAS THE 18th HOLE TO CONTEND WITH, 383 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:17,741 A HOLE KNOWN ONLY AS, "THE VERT GREEN" -- 384 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,870 SO TREACHEROUS, GOLFERS ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR A HELMET. 385 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,246 BIG FINISH, "C." 386 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,582 DON'T JUST GO FOR THE MATCH-WINNING EAGLE. 387 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,959 GO FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL. 388 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,921 BACKSPIN, "C." PUT ON A SHOW. 389 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,840 AND THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO REDEMPTION, BROTHER. 390 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,133 QUENCH AID? 391 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,891 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE PERMANENTLY PUT OUT OF BUSINESS. 392 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,392 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 393 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,561 [ METAL CLICKING ] I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 394 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,063 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU -- 395 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,815 AN AUTHORIZED REPLICA OF TORRELLIAN HANDCUFFS, 396 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,525 THE STRONGEST IN THE GALAXY. 397 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:55,028 BUT -- THIS IS AN OFFICIAL MATCH. 398 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,863 THERE AREN'T ANY DO-OVERS. 399 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:59,824 IF, SAY, YOU SHOUTED AND BROKE FILLMORE'S CONCENTRATION, 400 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,868 WELL, THAT WOULD BE JUST TOO BAD. 401 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,870 OR IF, SAY, A PERSON AT THE SNACK BAR 402 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,664 GOT CARELESS WITH THE CHUTNEY 403 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,874 AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SOMEONE BLARED AN AIR HORN. 404 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,584 CRACKERS. 405 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,072 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 406 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,574 Minnesota: IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE! 407 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:45,412 BUENAVISTA WINS! BUENAVISTA WINS! 408 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,373 Biggie: NO, I DEMAND AN INQUIRY! 409 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:52,544 EVERYONE, THIS YOUNG MAN ENTERED THE OPEN UNDER FALSE PRETENSES, 410 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,088 AND HIS NAME ISN'T EVEN BUENAVISTA. 411 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,632 HE'S A SAFETY PATROLLER. 412 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,759 BIGGIE CLEMENT HAS BEEN BRIBING -- 413 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,929 OR, IN MY CASE, THREATENING -- OTHER GOLFERS TO LOSE TO IAN. 414 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:06,558 FILLMORE JOINED THE TOUR TO STOP HIM, AND HE HAS. 415 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,768 FILLMORE DIDN'T JUST WIN THE OPEN. 416 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:10,729 HE SAVED THE OPEN. 417 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,063 HE DID SOMETHING. 418 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,898 AND IT'S TIME THAT I DO THE SAME THING. 419 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,818 HOW MANY OF YOU GOOD PEOPLE 420 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,612 WANT TO HELP ME ESCORT BIGGIE BACK TO SAFETY PATROL H.Q.? 421 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,698 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 422 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,827 HEY, THOSE TORRELLIANS MAKE GREAT CUFFS, DON'T THEY? 423 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,832 WHAT ARE ALL YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 424 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,376 WE ALL GOT A CALL FROM SOME GIRL NAMED INGRID. 425 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,671 SHE TOLD EACH OF US TO MEET HERE TO PICK UP SOMETHING WE LOST. 426 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,214 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 427 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,342 IT'S ABOUT ME BEING SORRY, SIMON. 428 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:42,594 FILLMORE? 429 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:47,599 HERE'S EVERYTHING I WON OFF YOU GUYS...WITH INTEREST. 430 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,059 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? 431 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,894 A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 432 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,521 THAT, AND MAYBE A GAME. 433 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,899 A GAME? 434 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,151 JUST FOR FUN? 435 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,235 YEAH, MAN. 436 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,738 [ CHUCKLES ] JUST FOR FUN. 437 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:09,120 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP